 It's going to be terrific. A Mexican cake. And a sombrero. And a Mexican cake and a sombrero. Yeah, with some mariachi music. But you don't understand. My name's Metaxas. It's Greek. It's not Metaxas. I'm not Chicano. I'm Greek. No, today's my birthday. And you know, this is a weird... For the first time in my life, I'm celebrating my birthday...