 The Morning Record. The Morning Record has 32 columnists, 18 pages of comics, and all the news no other newspaper sees fit to print. Oh, excuse me, Apple Honey, but I have a letter here from Mrs. T.S. Button of Molehole, Idaho. Yeah? Mrs. Button has had a splitting headache for 40 years. Until she heard about Pepto-Bepto on our program. Yes, only Pepto-Bepto is guaranteed to fizz twice. Once before you drink it, and once after.