 Like, somebody said this online, I thought it was the funniest thing ever. He said, everything is gay. If you're a lesbian, you're gay. If you're gay, you're gay. If you're bisexual, you're gay. If you're trans, you're gay. Because you can either do one of two things. If you're trans, you turn into a woman. If you sleep with a woman, you're in a gay relationship with a woman. And if you're trans and you turn into a woman, you sleep with a man, you're actually still a man, but you're sleeping with a man, so that makes you gay too. So all of it is gay. Just say, I'm gay. Why do you got to put it all up in this weird stuff?