 So we're going classy today. All right. Here's our classic stumper, folks. You can win the approbation, admiration, adulation, the smartest audience on all talk radio. What is the only number when in word form its letters are in alphabetical order? And by the way, this is no Google. No Google allowed. No Googling allowed. No Googling allowed. Or any other. Don't ask Jeeves either. Please don't ask Jeeves.