 I cool off by the time I would get there. It would just peter out. Or someone else would divert your attention. Or I'd see something shiny. I'd get distracted. A monolith? I'd drive past a Wendy's and they'd have free french fries on a Friday. I'd find a way. Go to the Wawa, get a hoagie. Hoagie! No one's ever mad after they eat a hoagie. Can't be. Not during Hoagie Fest.