 You know what? The bird was named before I got it. I tell everyone that because I hate the name, but it was a military family's bird, and apparently there was a General Gurney that they named her after. Does Gurney talk at all? No, Gurney just screams and chews wood and opens up drawers and throws your clothes on the floor and chases the dogs. Oh, much like me. That's what Gurney does. Yes, exactly. Who are we talking about? Let's head to the phones. Hi, April. Hi.