 I grew up in a house. We had a riding lawnmower. We had a snapper. Riding lawnmower. Old snapper. Little red thing with the little steering bars. And you did your thing. That's what I wrote. That's actually what I learned to drive on was that lawnmower. But I'm guessing Mr. Wackerly wasn't driving that, though. I'm guessing. I'm guessing, too. And here's why.