 I know what you're thinking, but I ain't drinking. This truck is drunk. This truck is drunk. Why'd you pull me over? I said I'm sober. This truck is drunk. This truck is drunk. Well, officers, don't take me in. I think drinking is a sin. My truck's drunk again, and I ain't lying. Sheriff said that truck of yours is not a truck you're on the floor. You smell like buked up coals. I might be drunk.