 We're on a rescue mission, and we go in Jesus' name. For more information or to find out how you can help, go to SamaritansPurse.org. That's SamaritansPurse.org. Why was the basketball court all wet? Because the players kept dribbling on it. The dad joke. Corny, groan-worthy, but also one of the simplest ways to share a moment with your kids. What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school? Bye, son.