 A bottle of whiskey, $62,000. The man apparently struck up a conversation with a female staff member and requested to look for at a number of bottles of alcohol. When her back was turned, the thief performed his sleight of hand, grabbing a bottle of Johnny Walker Masters of Flavor from the shelf and hiding it down the front of his shorts. Is that a bottle of Johnny Walker in your pants? Are you just happy to see me? That's it, man.