 How about this? How about there's a cage around the ring locked behind you? Tyson's got to wear 20 ounce clubs. Before the match, he's given Xanax and sedatives. You're given a chainsaw, three ninja style katanas, a couple nine millimeter pistols, and a baseball bat. Do you have a chance? All of a sudden, you can beat Mike Tyson, right? You see how the rules matter?