 And she didn't know what to do, but she took it, and it was already leaking, so she knew something was broken. And she put it on her desk, and she put her finger in the leak, and she tasted it, and she said, oh, I think it's wine. And the kid said, uh-uh. And she dipped her finger in it and licked her finger again, and she said, well, it must be champagne. The kid said, no, sir. Well, she dipped her finger in it and licked her fingers again.