 I love Parmesan cheese. I actually had some egg whites that I had to use up because your spouse only had them for seven days, but I know some of you will eat them for like a month. You're lucky. I was going to bring you a piece of Twinkie cake, but then I'm like, wait, I got this a week ago from mom and dad, so I probably should not. Twinkie cake doesn't die. It might be closer to two weeks.