 An irritable squid who plays the clarinet, because why not? I didn't play any wrong notes. And a scheming single-celled organism hell-bent on stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. Hey, watch it! I'm going to what? The secret formula! Must be one of Krabs' tricks. It was so bizarre and yet so simple, and now it's become this phenomenon. So bizarre, so simple, so perfect.