 I'm not a slave. I can quit my job anytime I want to. They can't make me stay at my job. You know what makes you stay at your job? Your debt. I would quit my job, but oh my gosh, I'd go under so fast. I got two weeks in me before I'm underwater. So anyway, so they convince you to trade up every few years in your house to a bigger house with a bigger note. Hey, the interest rates are great. We'll give you a teaser rate, whatever.