 My kid was in Tiffin, Ohio for an event. My kid doesn't do any travel, football, travel, baseball, travel, this. But this was a travel thing, and now that they've done this, I'm very thankful they don't do travel baseball, travel football, and all the other travel things. It's Eat, Drink, Smoke. I'm Tony Katz. That right there is America's favorite amateur drinker, Fingers Malloy. And while I'm there...