 We here in a good fight believe every hard-working American man and woman, I mean, after all, God only created two genders, that they both have the right to enjoy the fruits of their own labor after a long, hard week of work. But it doesn't stop there. We stand for their right to defend both their property and their person with one of those scary-looking tactical rifles and a high-capacity magazine full of their favorite defensive round. Now, my question to you today is simple. Are you with us?