 All I can think right now is Alan Wright's given name is Hiram Markowitz. That might account for the funny nose. But aren't you Jewish? Is that a problem? Are you asking me out on a date? If I were, would that be a problem? I'm a bastard from the Midwest. Is that a problem? Are you equating Jews and bastards? Yes. I'll accept a date with you. Does that answer your Jewish question? Tad?