 Lampshades, floors, furniture, and woodwork sparkle with that Johnson Wax Beauty Treatment. Then it goes on to say that Johnson's Wax is such a labor-saving product... Look, Waxy. Eh? You must realize that there's very little you can tell us about Johnson's Wax. But there's a lot you can tell us about what it says about me in that paper, and why don't you do it? Yes, I'm all a-twitter myself. Well, can you beat that? I can't find it. Oh, it must be in a later edition.