 wife who, thank God, never listens to this show. And why doesn't she listen to this show? Because, and I quote, we hear your show all week. Every time I talk, she thinks she's hearing my show. But she doesn't, because she doesn't know about my sudden, instant, and I promise you, fleeting infatuation with the New York Post's Lydia Moynihan. Lydia's going to have a brilliant career. I don't remember a word she said, but...