 And then there was a young man who was in college. The English professor said, always, always be original. Be creative. Be dynamic. Never repetitious. The only way you'll ever get ahead in the world, young man, is by having original thoughts. And then he came out and tuned in the radio. Every time he tuned in, all he heard coming out from the radio, time after time, was H2O tastes good, like water should.