 Yes, sir, it's just like I says, Molly When I throw my political savvy behind a candidate, he's as good as elected Now you take the last election they had here in the state The gubernatorial election? No, the one for governor Oh, that one Yeah, they consulted me on tactics all through the campaign How to get the veterans' vote Up to what age can a candidate kiss a baby without getting his puss slapped? And what happened? He was elected Who was? The governor Well, naturally, but which candidate? Well, mine, of course Which one was that? Why, the one that won