 Not that kind you've been buying either. Instant Maxwell House coffee. Red jar, good to the last drop. Maxwell House, the instant that tastes like coffee. Be a good little Maxwell House wife, and we'll be happy here for a long time. Maxwell House coffee, instant and ground. Listen, when the production wizards spend all that time pulling out MP3 audio, I have to use it up, and this is the last day I could use it up.