 Your pants would fit a little better and loosen up that belt a little bit. I love you and I want you to be happy and you'll be happy if you lose some pounds. And here's the tricky thing, right? Many criticisms are masked as questions. Things like, hey, are you all done mowing the lawn? Why, yes. Why do you ask? Oh, I just noticed you missed a spot. No big deal. I'm sure you were just in a hurry.