 The king and queen were introduced on a very sunny day in the Channel Islands to an eight-year-old goat named Somerville Tamsin, called Tam Tam. The goat's owner, nine-years-old Joe, said that Tamsin had been washed, especially with head and shoulders conditioning shampoo, ahead of her audience with the couple, where she received a special bell to denote her new status. I love this, Gregory. Am I a sucker for monarchy? This would be a...