 Yeah, he thought it was happy because she didn't know anything about his hookers. Yeah, until, of course, she found out he was cheating because of Apple with the hookers. You have a happy marriage? Well, I'm happy. He said if she had found out that he was cheating some other way, they might have been able to work through it. But he said seeing those texts was just too brutal of a way to find out, so she couldn't forgive him. Wow, he's a dumb... What do you call those guys?