 Can I get just one day, just one day a year where I am left alone? Look at this, National Wrong Trousers Day, where we sport whimsical pants and channel our inner spirit. No, no, no, this I can't abide. I am going to channel my inner spirit. All right, I'm going to do it right now. I'm instituting a policy of my own. I didn't want it to come to this. Yes, I know I will be guilty of the exact thing I'm railing against, but