 All right, final note of incredible irony. Then I want to get to maybe next segment, this montage of Internet food advice, which is one of our favorite things. Sir, you're at a university. They're doing Hamlet. He holds up the skull. Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well. He holds up a skull. You're sitting in there in a crowd, and you just soil your pants. You can't hold your mud because you just saw a skull.