 What the hell is the matter with you that you can't see a bone without freaking out? Seriously, what the hell is the matter with you? Do you go to natural history museums? Have you ever been to one of those where they got the bones and whatnot? Did you just, like, wet your pants and collapse into a puddle of sadness? Or what happens? Who decided, when was the vote taken, that we would make our children as weak and unresourceful as we possibly could?