 We're drifting down the river. Tubby tries a cast. His hook flips my favorite fishing hat right into the water. Wally and I are attempting to reel it back in, and we don't notice that we've drifted into a narrow side channel. We slam into a tree. It flips us over. Some other fishermen came to our rescue, but we lost everything. Poles, tackle boxes, everything. You know, this might make a great radio spot.