 I thought I knew everything. Oh, gosh. The worst story ever was my wife and I, we had like $2,000 in our checking account. And it took us a while to save that. We had just bought a house. We wanted to be able to buy a lawnmower for the house. And she had a little bit of school debt left over, maybe like $3,000 or something. And I saw an opportunity. It was Chevron stock. And Chevron stock was bouncing between $90 and $95. And it was like so predictable. And so I took $2,000.