 He thinks Apple should have to cover what he lost in the divorce as well as his legal bills totaling more than $6.3 million. I can already hear the Apple lawyer. Really, dude? Hookers? And that's our fault, is it? He claims he and his wife were very happily married for over 20 years. Say it again, Chris. Really? Really, dude? Hookers? And that's our fault? And that's your claim? A happy marriage?