text: Greybar and Skunk suggest to Nathaniel that a blue-skinned, six-armed woman named Calli can help build his confidence. After an encounter with Calli that results in his first sexual experience, Nathaniel again meets Trina, who becomes attracted to him immediately. Calli's husband Mulligan, a giant, comes home to find a man's bag. Realizing what Calli has done, Mulligan decides to find her lover and kill him. Nathaniel tries to save everyone by confessing to the giant he's the one who slept with Calli. Mulligan is about to kill Nathaniel with a giant nail clipper when Chocki saves him. Nathaniel then kills Mulligan by choking him with his own belt.
  Finally reaching Hawaii, Nathaniel offers his newfound companions a job at the hotel where his father is the owner, which they refuse. They tell Nathaniel he's a fancy lad who should stay in Hawaii with his dad where he belongs. Nathaniel and the fishermen part ways, including Trina. His equally-snobbish father, William Mayweather, condemns his son's actions. Seeing through his father how snobbish he used to be before boarding The Filthy Whore, Nathaniel discards his wig and leaves to find Trina. They then both join the crew on The Filthy Whore.
  Cast
  Chris Elliott as Nathaniel Mayweather
  Ritch Brinkley as Captain Greybar
  Brian Doyle-Murray as Skunk
  James Gammon as Pappy
  Brion James as Teddy "Big Teddy"
  Melora Walters as Trina
  Ann Magnuson as Calli
  Russ Tamblyn as Chocki
  Ricki Lake as Figurehead
  Andy Richter as Kenny
  Mike Starr as Mulligan the Giant
  I.M. Hobson as Headmaster Timmons
  Alfred Molina as The Professor
  Alex Nevil as Thomas
  David Sterry as Lance
  Bob Elliott as William Mayweather
  Edward Flotard as Limo Driver
  Jim Cummings as the Floating Cupcake (voice)
  Earl Hofert as Old Salt in Fishing Village