text: Never Say Die is a 1988 New Zealand action comedy starring Temuera Morrison and Lisa Eilbacher. It was written and directed by Geoff Murphy.
  Plot
  Both Alf and his wife Melissa have returned home to New Zealand after being homesick.  After a delay in customs that irritates Alf, the two return to their old home which has just had the utilities switched back on.  As they arrive the house is destroyed in a gas explosion.
  Paranoid Alf goes to report his suspicions that the explosion was deliberate to his nemesis on the New Zealand Police, Inspector Evans.  Evans thinks Alf is upset and imagining things.  Alf later survives a car crash where his brakes were cut, however an examination of Alf's car lead Evans to believe that shrapnel from the house explosion cut the brake line.