Pussy: A Reclamation <p>A <i>New York Times</i> best seller. </p> <p>Get ready to encounter a book that will change your experience as a woman in a powerful new way. Author, educator, and School of Womanly Arts founder Regena Thomashauer has been working with women for the past 25 years, and what began as just a few women in her living room has since grown into a global movement with thousands of graduates worldwide. </p> <p>In her newest book, <i>Pussy: A Reclamation</i>, you'll discover what no one taught you about the source of your feminine power and how to use it. It's no secret that women today are still undervalued at home, at work, and in relationships. Too many of us are at war with our bodies and disconnected from our truth. </p> <p>See, we live in a culture that teaches us to turn off. To play small. To take care of everyone else first. To keep a lid on our dreams and a cork in our truth. </p> <p>This book is written to reacquaint a woman with her own power source - which is the part of herself she has been taught to ignore, push down, and despise. Indeed, the word that most viscerally sums up that power is, as Regena puts it, "arguably the most powerful pejorative word in the English language". Like any expletive used effectively, the title of this book is meant to be a wake-up call. It is a reclamation in a world that desperately requires the feminine. </p> <p>Here's what you'll learn: </p> <p></p> <ul> <li>The key practices required to seek and speak your deepest truth, no matter what </li> <li>How to embody radical self-celebration and why it will change your life </li> <li>How to end the war with your body - and, rather, see it for what it is: beautiful, sacred, powerful, and so, so worthy of approval </li> <li>How to trade depletion, obligation, overwork, and resentment for gratitude-filled, passionate contribution to our families, communities, and society </li> <li>Why a woman's sensual awareness is critical for her spiritual, intellectual, and emotional health </li> <li>What's ahead on the next frontier of feminism - and how you can help make it happen </li> <li>And oh, so much, much more </li> </ul> <p></p>This provocative, groundbreaking book brings forth a whole new paradigm for women along with game-changing tools and practices to navigate any area of your life - relationships, career, body, confidence, sensuality, and more. <p></p> <p>By turns earthy and erudite, passionately argued and laugh-out-loud funny, <i>Pussy</i> delivers the tools and practices a woman requires to do and be whatever she wants in this life. It's a call for her to tune in, turn on, and not drop out - but live more richly, fully, and lusciously than she ever thought she could. </p> <p>There's a revolution afoot, and you're invited. </p> Audible
Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas Special (24/7 Demon Mart Stories Book 1) The tree is trimmed. The mistletoe is hung. The eggnog is spiked. It’s time to celebrate the merriest, most heart-warming Christmas ever! Or not? No. Definitely, absolutely not. <br> <br>This Christmas won’t be cheerful. It’ll be more like Ash vs Evil Dead meets National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Because the Wallace family’s annual Christmas Eve party is about to skid off the rails. <br> <br>When a truckload of newly minted ghosts mix with the blizzard of the century, the neighborhood snowmen turn into blood-thirsty fiends. Their ghastly quest for revenge draws them to the brightest, loudest, most Christmasy place in the neighborhood: The home of Lloyd Wallace, hapless employee of the 24/7 Demon Mart, a local corner store where the beer cave doubles as the gate to hell. <br>When the possessed snowmen crash a party packed with unpleasant relatives, back-stabbing socialites, one inconsolable cockroach, three badass demon fighters, and too much alcohol, this picture-perfect holiday soon goes straight to hell. <br> <br>This Christmas story is a companion to 24/7 Demon Mart, a humorous dark fantasy and horror-comedy book series for fans of Christopher Moore (The Stupidest Angel), Terry Pratchett, Mark Cain (Circles in Hell), and Heide Goody (Candy Canes and Buckets of Blood / Last Christmas, an Oddjobs short story). <br> <br>Hell for the Holidays can be read at any point in the 24/7 Demon Mart series AFTER The Graveyard Shift: 24/7 Demon Mart #1. 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