a popular chef prepared a large onion with a seasoning of stones. he used stones to cook onions to give them flavor and they were very tasty. but still, it was pretty weird. the cook said, if you want onions to be tasty, you need to add stones to them. however, since this was the first time i had eaten an onion, i didn't think it would be tasty. i thought it would be terrible. so i said, oh, i'll try it. i ate the onion with stones and it was very tasty. i thought it was really great. i asked the chef, why are stoned onions so good? he said, because it has stones in it. i was a little embarrassed, but then i thought, if that's the case, then i can add stones to my soup. so i started adding stones to my soup. actually, the stones in the soup were not that big, but it was delicious. i thought it was really great. then i started adding rocks to my rice. i started adding stones to every dish i cooked. i didn't know why i do it. but i thought it was cool