Syrian #Nooz
SDF: Let's Party in Aleppo.
Assad: Oh?
SDF: You're not invited.
Assad: Anyone? There's a party in Aleppo I want to crash.
Putin: Sorry I'm busy.
Hezbollah: Kinda busy right now.
Iran: Sorry. Can't make it.
Assad: Moscow Hilton? What's your family rate?
#Nooz