While we Americans are happy and obese, most people in the UK have HIV/AIDS because all they do over there is have sex and shoot up. See?  It's easy for us to make up some bullshit scapegoats too!  America is just trying to establish world peace by trying to help everyone.  If the UK was in a shithole, I'm sure you'd all want our help because we have the greatest military on this planet.  I sure hope you guys have contacted aliens or something so that won't ever happen.