OMG WANNA NO WHATS FUNNY!?!?!?!?! i read in this puberty book (shuddup, me and my friend were being tools in the library >.>) that if barbie was a REAL PERSON then she would be about 6 feet tall, and her waist would be so thin, and her bust so large, that she wouldnt be able to support the weight of her bust and she would hafta walk on all fours like a DOG! hows THAT for artificial! xD