Man, you guys are ignorant.  Shasta used to be one of the major cola brands 40+ years ago and if you like cola it tastes as good as coke or pepsi, they just don't advertise as much.  And as for the Marshmallow Mateys, it's F'ing Malt O' Meal!  you guys must have gone to a pretty ritzy 99 Cent store because I see those things at the normal grocery store.