Where do I begin?  First of all turn off that lame-ass Kung Fu soundtrack you have going on in the background.  Second of all, put your damn clothes on.  Third, why the fuck would anyone care what you're dreaming about?  I don't give a shit what I dream about 2 seconds after I'm awake.    Who has the time to sitï»¿ around masturbating to : 'oooo last night I was a crying flower and then I had butt sex with David Carradine'.  Go feng yourself in the shui.