Boy, if I were cool like you Chris Crocker, I would wake up in the morning, do my hair and make-up, not bother to change out of my pajama pants, and sit infront of a camera in a pearl necklace. Man, I wish I was this cool. Really, you make me hate my life because you're so cool, and I effing suck.Now for the true version of what I mean to say... LOSER.