I love all you people, you're all so clever and smart.  I hope to be more like ye some day.  You all seem like such a happy bunch.  Laughing. Dancing. Clapping.  My oh my, how great ye all are.  Can I be your friends, please?  Because ye really do seem sooo cool, gays.  Whoops, I mean guys.  Kiss kiss, au revoir.  Love, Johnny (I can keep replying to stupid comments as long as ye keep posting 'em) Doobs. xxx