Fuck that shit! You fucking retard motherfucking fuckwad! I got some fucking news for you fucking loswer! Aliens have come to earth in the form of gerbils and they inhabit my anus. They send telepathic messages to my brain, often sounding like neocon talking points.They insist I drop F-bombs every other word or they say they'll move up into my small intestine, which you can see ISN'T that small.So there. I'm not fucking crazy, just FAT because I house alien-gerbils in my butt.