1) Cause we can. 2) Someone who likes a joke. 3) No... yes. Well, you tell me. 4) To remind you that you are broke, and will always be broke. 5) Who wants an infected dead guy? You know that's how zombies are made right? Damn dirty needles. 6) You would think so, right? 7) Force field 8) OCD, he pulls them all out. 9) 42 10) Either way, it is still very sexy. 11) I don't want to be drowsy, i want to sleep. Sweet unobtainable sleep. 12) Americans are lazy. continued...