I gotta say this right now, so I can use it as evidence in the future:I may know you online, I may talk to you everyday, I may send you an animated gif of flowers on your bday. But if you suddenly show up on my doorstep I'm not letting you in; I'm calling the cops and grabbing a shotgun and claiming self-defense.(I'm just saying; if you're gonna track me down and asking to use my john, give us a ring before showing up.)