Whatï»¿ happens?  Well, that schmuck, XxspartaxX, turns into a fairy princess-tinymeat and goes around San Francisco with her PSP, ipod, iphone and kite trying to impress people with her LAME videos that have 2 frames per 30 seconds.  Then when defeated by the dragon in castle 7 gets pissed and throws down her itoys and crys like a pussy.