0_Apprentice
I always wanted to learn how to do archery. What can you tell me about it?
1_Wizard
It is a cool sport actually!  You use the skill of using a bow to shoot arrows at targets (or people - - whichever)
0_Apprentice
I would think I would get in trouble shooting at people. Perhaps for self defense is OK.
1_Wizard
Well if you consider that historically it's used for hunting and combat, people have been shot with arrows - I mean look at Hawkeye!  He's the ultimate archery master!
0_Apprentice
That is true. Archery was around long before guns were invented. It used to be the most lethal weapon around!
1_Wizard
Of course now I guess we are more tame - lawd help us! But I guess it's politically correct now for it to be a competitive sport and recreational activity
0_Apprentice
Well if the zombie apocalypse happens I will make sure to get a decent crossbow and change my name to Daryl.
1_Wizard
You could always go with the spear-thrower to launch those projectiles!  Bows pretty much replaced them, but hey, sometimes the oldest are the best ya know!
0_Apprentice
I don't mind going old-school. At least you don't have to worry a bout snapping your bow!
1_Wizard
Right!  I mean, as long as  you can protect yourself!  And make sure that your arrows are made of pine - because it's a bit softer and easier to carve into a super sharp point.