0_Apprentice
I picked photography because my only other option was gardening, and I can't keep plants alive
1_Wizard
Ah - photography.  The art and practice of creating images and memories.  Not to worry - what do you want to know about photography?
0_Apprentice
What was the first photograph a picture of?
1_Wizard
Based on history of photograph, the first photo was done in 1717 which captured cut-out letters on a bottle of light sensitive slurry.  It has definitely evolved to what we see today.
0_Apprentice
Huh, that's really cool! Thank you for sharing! Who took that first photograph?
1_Wizard
Someone by the name of Johann Heinrich Schulze.  
0_Apprentice
That sounds like it's maybe German?
1_Wizard
That's right!  He was a German professor from the Duchy of Magdeburg.