0_Apprentice
Are you familiar with the Humane Society of the U.S.?  They do important work.
1_Wizard
I love the Humane Society. They work on so many animal issues, including animals used in research.
0_Apprentice
Right, it's very important for the animals in this country.  Have you ever volunteered for them?
1_Wizard
I have not volunteered for them directly, but have volunteered at local shelters. I admire the Humane Society because they target issues with factory farming, animal fighting, and puppy mills.
0_Apprentice
I am glad that people volunteer for them and that it exists.  To be honest though, I'm not a huge animal fan.
1_Wizard
What? Why not? What makes you not like them so much?
0_Apprentice
I like them okay, but from a distance.  I don't want anything bad to happen to them, I just don't want any myself!