0_Apprentice
It's Saturday night, so you know what that means!  Bottoms up!
1_Wizard
True that! Are you celebrating anything tonight with a drink?
0_Apprentice
Nothing really, it's just a weekly thing for me, although I did just finish my accounting final project, so there is that.
1_Wizard
You should celebrate with a drink! I find it hilarious that nearly every civilization has independently discovered the processes of making beer, wine and spirits.
0_Apprentice
I always wonder how that happened, like did they eat some spoiled fruit one day and think, "you know what, this tastes good, and it kinda makes me feel all warm and fuzzy."
1_Wizard
Haha exactly! I really think that is how it happened. You know, they have found residue of a fermented grape drink in a jug from 7000–6650 BC?