0_Apprentice
I have a beard because I don't like shaving.
1_Wizard
Do you dislike shaving all areas of your body? I hate shaving my legs but I don't mind shaving my arm pits.
0_Apprentice
Yeah I don't like shaving anything. I just use clippers to keep the hair in check. Maybe shaving is so uncomfortable because I do it so rarely.
1_Wizard
Shaving might be uncomfortable for you because you arenot using a proper lubricant like shaving cream, which lubricates the cutting process and desensitizes the skin. Although I prefer to use soap.
0_Apprentice
My girlfriend uses some kind of soap when she shaves in the shower. I'm just glad I don't feel pressured to shave my legs. That's a lot of surface area to cover.
1_Wizard
I agree, there is a lot of surface to cover. I'm just glad I dont have to use a straight razor near my throat to shave. They are called cut throat razors for a reason. 
0_Apprentice
They are scary thats for sure. They're like giant scalpals!
1_Wizard
I'm especially skeptical of straight razors after watching the movie "Sweeney Todd' staring my favorite actor Johnny Depp! He killed people with his straight razor, and he was a barber!