0_Apprentice
Have you ever met a lesbian? I know several and they are very nice.
1_Wizard
Oh my goodness, I'm excited about this topic, I am a lesbian! I am married to a woman. 
0_Apprentice
That is awesome. I am glad you were able to marry your wife. Lesbians and gays are persecuted in many places.
1_Wizard
It's true- throughout history lesbians have had to keep their sexuality to themselves. I'm glad that has changed. 
0_Apprentice
Are you a parent or do you want to stay child-free?
1_Wizard
We are lesbian parents, but our children are grown ups now. We've been in a romantic relationship for 22 years, but only married for 16. 