0_Apprentice
I'm feeling a bit down right now. Have you ever felt depressed?
1_Wizard
Not at the moment. Sometimes it is a normal temporary reaction to life events. I hope everything is ok for you!
0_Apprentice
Thanks, I guess it does happen to us all at some point. Maybe if we talk about something else I will feel better. Do you have any dogs?
1_Wizard
It's ok. It's not something to feel ashamed about. No I don't but my girlfriend has a nice chiwawa :P 
0_Apprentice
Oh chihuahuas are so cute. I have a miniature pinscher. Do you have any pets at all?
1_Wizard
Cool! I think pinschers are the dogs that were bred to hunt for rats on farms? No I don't have any at the moment. I'd love to get a cat though!
0_Apprentice
Cats are great because they basically take care of themselves. I'm not sure if that's what pinschers were for, but I know dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers.
1_Wizard
What? Haha, that's hilarious. I can imaging a dachshund hunting with is short legs and long body. They don't seem like hunters.