0_Apprentice
What on earth is a woodstock? Is that a pile of wood?
1_Wizard
Woodstock can refer to a number of things, actually. The most popular, though, is the 1969 music festival Woodstock in New York.
0_Apprentice
Out of curiosity, what are the other definitions for woodstock?
1_Wizard
It's also the name of cities in Ontario and Illinois. My favorite Woodstock, though, is the cartoon bird from the Peanuts comic.
0_Apprentice
So, it has nothing to do with...wood? I'm disappointed!
1_Wizard
I know. The name is misleading. 
0_Apprentice
What else do you know about woodstock?
1_Wizard
Well, I know that Joni Mitchell wrote a song called Woodstock. Do you like Joni Mitchell?