0_Apprentice
I have over 2000 autographs.
1_Wizard
Really? Well, I know I wouldn't mind some autographs from famous celebrities. That's cool!
0_Apprentice
Autograph
1_Wizard
You are a philography, which is the name for someone that enjoys collecting autographs, as you apparently do!
0_Apprentice
Yes, I have pretty much every movie stars autograph.
1_Wizard
I bet you would like to have the oldest 'autograph'. It's from 3100 BC and has the name of the scribe Gar.Ama.
0_Apprentice
Yes I am. My best autograph thou is Michael Jordan.