0_Apprentice
My family wants me to go to Rome with them.  I hate to look like a tourist, though.
1_Wizard
Well, it is the 3rd most visited city in the EU, so most of the locals are used to tourists either way.
0_Apprentice
Oh I didn't realize that.  Maybe I SHOULD go then.  What is there to see in Rome?
1_Wizard
The Colosseum and the Vatican museums come to mind. I would like to visit myself.
0_Apprentice
I always heard the Vatican has its own zip code.  Do you think that's true?
1_Wizard
I wouldn't be surprised if it had it's own block of zipcodes, as it is an independent city state, sovereign from the rest of Rome.
0_Apprentice
Wow.  I'm not Catholic, but I would still like to see the Pope.  I wonder how many people visit the Vatican.
1_Wizard
Me either, but it would be interesting to see. I think there are over 4 million tourists per year - 39th most visited in the world.
0_Apprentice
Hum.  I don't do well in large crowds.  It would be worth it, though.  If I go to Rome, what food should this tourist eat?