0_Apprentice
Hi, I work as a clown at a local circus.
1_Wizard
That sounds like a fun job! Do you perform slapstick type physical comedy or mime style?
0_Apprentice
Yea it is! I mostly do slapstick type because the kids like it more.
1_Wizard
I can see that! Clowns are very good at entertaining large audiences, even at a distance! 
0_Apprentice
I agree, I usually gather about 300 people for my shows. When they leave, they cry because they wasted their money!
1_Wizard
Oh, I doubt that!!  Do you wear the typical "red clown" type of costume with a colorful wig and clothing, exaggerated footwear and distinctive makeup?
0_Apprentice
Mostly a red clown, with a red nose and colorful hair. Sometimes, kids get scared of me!