0_Apprentice
So I currently have 4 gray hairs. When I get 10 I'm dying my hair as black as night. Have you colored your hair?
1_Wizard
I used to do it at home (not professionally) but I'm going to stop and let the grey hair take over. Grey hair is pretty trendy now. 
0_Apprentice
I'm gonna pass on the Gray's. I blame them on my wife. 
1_Wizard
And I'm sure she blames hers on you! Funny how gray hair is associated with age AND stress. Which is it?
0_Apprentice
She is a genetic freak and has 0.
1_Wizard
She's a "natural" freak - one with a genetic abnormality. Better that than a "made" freak who alters themselves at some point. 
0_Apprentice
As for stress that makes sense I had none until I took over as manager as the highest rated hotel in America. I'm stressed daily.