0_Apprentice
Hi, I work as a clown at a local circus.
1_Wizard
That sounds like a fun job! Do you perform slapstick type physical comedy or mime style?
0_Apprentice
Yea it is! I mostly do slapstick type because the kids like it more.
1_Wizard
I can see that! Clowns are very good at entertaining large audiences, even at a distance! 
0_Apprentice
I agree, I usually gather about 300 people for my shows. When they leave, they cry because they wasted their money!
1_Wizard
Oh, I doubt that!!  Do you wear the typical "red clown" type of costume with a colorful wig and clothing, exaggerated footwear and distinctive makeup?
0_Apprentice
Mostly a red clown, with a red nose and colorful hair. Sometimes, kids get scared of me!
1_Wizard
It's no wonder after the crazy clown sightings of 2016! By mid-October, evil clown sightings and attacks were reported in nearly every single US state!
0_Apprentice
I swear I was not one of them! I only aim to make people happy, not to attack them (unless they call me a loser)!
1_Wizard
It's a shame that a few bad apples tried to ruin clowns for everyone! Clowns have been around since the early 1800s and I'm sure back then they weren't trying to terrify people!