0_Apprentice
My brother has the strangest collection of stuff.  I know he's an archaeologist, but still, stuff is weird.
1_Wizard
yes they do the coolest stuff. Archaeology  is the study of human activity through the recovery and analysis of material culture.
0_Apprentice
He calls them his artifacts.  But see, all the really cool stuff gets sent to a museum.  So he has pottery shards and little tools instead.
1_Wizard
It would interest you to know that record consists of artifacts, architecture, biofacts or ecofacts, and cultural landscapes.
0_Apprentice
Yeah, it does.  Each artifact, at least according to him, has a story to tell about and ancient people's way of life.  Like one of the pottery shards had evidence of alcohol inside, meaning it was used to brew beer.