0_Apprentice
Looks like my marriage is on the rocks - my wife wants a divorce - I have no idea where to start or what to do first!
1_Wizard
Oh no! So you want to have a dissolution of marriage and cancel your legal responsibilities? Do you have a lawyer? 
0_Apprentice
No, I don't have a lawyer - I guess I should get one?  I wonder how long it takes to get the divorce?  I don't want this to drag on!