0_Apprentice
Oh no!  I just had yet another traffic accident!  I'm waiting for a tow truck now!
1_Wizard
I'm sorry to hear that! Did your vehicle collide with another vehicle, a pedestrian, or road debris?
0_Apprentice
I ran into a parked car. Unfortunately, it was a parked police car!  Just my luck!  My insurance is going to sky rocket!
1_Wizard
That's awful. At least it didn't result in injury or death, as many traffic collisions do
0_Apprentice
Yeah, at least there's that!  The police car was empty, and I was wearing my seat belt, so I'm ok.  But the car is another matter, sadly.
1_Wizard
What caused the accident? was it speed of operation, driver skill, or impairment due to alcohol or drugs?
0_Apprentice
No impairment from alcohol or drugs!  But...I was texting - my parents are going to be pretty upset with me!