0_Apprentice
Looks like my marriage is on the rocks - my wife wants a divorce - I have no idea where to start or what to do first!
1_Wizard
Oh no! So you want to have a dissolution of marriage and cancel your legal responsibilities? Do you have a lawyer? 
0_Apprentice
No, I don't have a lawyer - I guess I should get one?  I wonder how long it takes to get the divorce?  I don't want this to drag on!
1_Wizard
The laws surrounding divorce vary considerably around the world. I'm not going to ask where you're living but most divorces require going to court! 
0_Apprentice
Oh great, exactly what I didn't want to do!  Well, at least we don't have any children, so that's one less worry!
1_Wizard
Yeah that's good! You dodged a bullet on that one. You can also just get an annulment which declares the marriage null and void. I think that might be easier.  
0_Apprentice
The easier, the better! I'll call a lawyer first thing in the morning, and I'll ask him about getting an annulment!  You've been a big help, thanks!