0_Apprentice
I once had a skunk as a pet.
1_Wizard
Are you serious?,Hahaha, they are  mammals in the family Mephitidae.
0_Apprentice
Yes they are. Only mine could no longer spray people.
1_Wizard
Lucky you, I hate them because of their  ability to spray a liquid with a strong unpleasant smell.
0_Apprentice
The remedy to that smell is to bathe in tomato juice, but who has time for that?