0_Apprentice
I love to travel, do you?
1_Wizard
I was hoping to travel by car and plane and Uber to San Francisco today to start my new job, but the car service never showed up.
0_Apprentice
Oh no! I love using Uber! I'm sorry that happened to you! 
1_Wizard
No one really knows the origin of the word "travel", but i do know what it is like to be left holding the bag.
0_Apprentice
I'll bet you do! Where do you think people like to travel to the most?
1_Wizard
Well some people say the word travel is a French word for "work".  That is what i was hoping to do in San Francisco, but hey, they have lots of talented people.  Why should i think i could save the world and all of it's data in perpetuity?  Ridiculous of me to even suggest such a thing.
0_Apprentice
Haha! You've had quite the day!  What do you like most about traveling?