0_Apprentice
Hello. i would like to introduce myself. i own a marketing Consulting firm.  are you familiar with my profession?
1_Wizard
I am indeed.  You're a business of one or more experts that provide advice for a fee!
0_Apprentice
Yes, but sometimes our ads have capital letters in the wrong places, so we are a discount marketing agency.
1_Wizard
I hear that and we know how important advertising is for selling a product, service or idea.
0_Apprentice
Yes, we are a full service firm:  consulting, ad agency, production studios, sweepstakes and fulfillment.  It is quite a lucrative business for us.
1_Wizard
Outsourcing is important for marketing firms as well.  