0_Apprentice
One of my favorite things to eat at the ball park is a hot dog. Do you like them as well?
1_Wizard
Meh. (Not to yuck your yum!) If I'm going for a sausage sandwich, I'd rather a more hearty version, you know?
0_Apprentice
I understand. I prefer kosher all-beef franks that are steamed. I love to add onions, mustard, and relish.
1_Wizard
*Exactly*. Quality counts! I do remember loving chili dogs as a kid -- chili, cheese...but no onions!
0_Apprentice
It isn't a dog to me without onions. One thing I will never put on a weiner is ketchup.
1_Wizard
Ha! You are in good company there! There are some great variations, though -- in Mexico, a hot dog is wrapped in bacon, grilled, topped with pinto beans, onions, tomatoes, mayo, mustard, salsa and served on a bolillo! Sound good?!
0_Apprentice
That Mexican version sounds like the bee's knees to me. I may have to go there for that!