0_Apprentice
Have you ever been skiing?
1_Wizard
No I haven't. I'm way too scared. I know some people do it competitively, recreationally, or use it as a mean of transportation.
0_Apprentice
Good. Because I hate it! Snowboarding too! That's just like skiing, but with one BIG ski!
1_Wizard
It's a shame though. Since skiing has existed for almost five millennia!