0_Apprentice
I have a tiny mustache that I keep trimmed.  Do you like mustaches?
1_Wizard
Yes, do you use moustache wax?
0_Apprentice
No, I typically just use a razor and a trimmer for the more difficult sections.  Do you like mustaches?
1_Wizard
I like the handlebar moustache, named after handlebars on bikes, the best.
0_Apprentice
Those are so difficult to grow.  I have tried many times.  Do you have any tips for growing such?  
1_Wizard
Not sure but it needs to be long and upwardly curved at the ends.
0_Apprentice
Yes.  What about beards?  Do you fancy them?
1_Wizard
Well, many 20th century Arab countries associate beards with traditionalism and moustaches with power. I agree that Moustaches look more powerful
0_Apprentice
I think mustaches appear more distinguished; however, I feel it depends upon the person.  Sometimes a mustache doesn't fit the face, but a beard does. 