0_Apprentice
oh god, today i ate the world! i am so so bloated
1_Wizard
Sorry to hear that, are you feeling a full and tight abdomen?
0_Apprentice
i am feeling so full! i had a triple cheeseburger, chips and on top of that cheesecake and diet coke (diet coke might have helped reduced some fat) \
1_Wizard
I am sure you must have increased stomach growling after eating all of that. Why did you eat so much?
0_Apprentice
i was so hungry, i hadn't had anything to eat prior to that and when i get hungry... oh god i just over eat, everything just seems so little 
1_Wizard
You might experience some lactose intolerance, reflux, and constipation over the next few days. So be sure to drink a lot of water.