0_Apprentice
Hi, I have a betta fish. 
1_Wizard
Those fish are great! They're small so you don't need a big aquarium and they have such beautiful colors!
0_Apprentice
I agree, they also dont need much food so they are low maintenance (unlike my wife).
1_Wizard
Ha! Bettas are also known as Siamese fighting fish! Hopefully also unlike your wife!!