0_Apprentice
Man I love my little dog.  He's a pug named Juble.
1_Wizard
How is your pug around others? I bet he's a great companion dog.
0_Apprentice
He's an excellent companion dog.  HE likes to get into mishcief, but not the kind of mischief where he destroys things!
1_Wizard
Have you ever thought about obedience training or any kind of training for your pug?
0_Apprentice
Maybe for the some of the chewing and he definitely needs additional house-training.
1_Wizard
What kind of house training does he need? Sometimes they can just get into the worst things.
0_Apprentice
He's trained for No.1, but not No.2, if you catch my drift.  He just seems to want to do that inside for some reason
1_Wizard
Oh no! That could be the worst. What is your favorite activity to do with him?
0_Apprentice
He likes to jump over things.  You know, like a dog show?  HE loves jumping over obstacles I set up in front of him.
1_Wizard
Have you ever thought about training him for dog agility? Racing through an obstacle course.
0_Apprentice
He'd be pretty good at it!  as long as he didn't poop on the show floor afterward!