0_Apprentice
I really like beards, do you?
1_Wizard
Yes I have one! I grow a collection of hairs on my chin and cheeks. Do you have one?
0_Apprentice
I do, yes, but it's not very big. I think beards have a lot to do with genetics, and mine won't look the greatest.
1_Wizard
Well, usually only pubescent adult males can grow good beards. Do you fit the description? 
0_Apprentice
Yes, I am a 37 year old male. My dad nor my brother could grow a great beard as well.