0_Apprentice
I had hair. I had youth. I have energy. Did I mention I had hair? I'm going thin up top friend... know anything on this?
1_Wizard
Yeah man I feel you that's so awful. Hair loss and baldness are the worst.
0_Apprentice
I'm thinking about getting that can spray on TV, people may notice that I have no hair one day and the next I have hair that rubs off on my shirt the next, right?
1_Wizard
I'm sure that is better than having complete baldness or hair loss.
0_Apprentice
I think that is what I may try then. I see those guys with the wig blowing off in the wind. I just can't do that. I'm good with a spray paint can, I think make art 
1_Wizard
So are you just balding on your head or what? Typically it just involves the head.
0_Apprentice
Just patches. On my head... chest, legs. Maybe mange? It started last week and I only have minor piles of hair left. Clumps really
1_Wizard
That's surprising, it is usually the head but it can vary from a small area to the entire body.