0_Apprentice
Hi, I have a betta fish. 
1_Wizard
Those fish are great! They're small so you don't need a big aquarium and they have such beautiful colors!
0_Apprentice
I agree, they also dont need much food so they are low maintenance (unlike my wife).
1_Wizard
Ha! Bettas are also known as Siamese fighting fish! Hopefully also unlike your wife!!
0_Apprentice
Siamese fighting fish? Can you tell me more about this? 
1_Wizard
These fish are extremely territorial! They have extremely high levels of aggression toward each other. That's why they're always kept alone in their bowls.
0_Apprentice
I see, perhaps they might serve better as food than pets. Would you agree?