0_Apprentice
I used to crochet when I was a kid!  Do you crochet?
1_Wizard
I love to Crochet.  Are you aware the word crochet is derived from the Old French?
0_Apprentice
I had no idea!  What does it mean?
1_Wizard
Crochet is a diminutuve of "croche", and also related to the Germanic 'croc', which incidentally both mean "hook". 
0_Apprentice
Well, since one uses a hook, that makes perfect sense!  Have you ever made anything successfully crocheting?