Lo, my life was a bit "off," and I suspect a few reading this know what I speak of.  Lousy on all counts, knowing yet not fully getting that my life missed something. What should I do?  HIN1 is lurking, and I am at risk.  I weep at symbolism in many movies (you know what I speak of), and find my soul lacking.  Billy Mays is gone, yet if he lived (and boy he did) might he save a few of us via pitching this shirt of gold?  Thanks to this shirt, I have not only my life, yet dare I say my soul back.  I fringed on the dark Lavin side, yet w the 3 wolves I am both redeemed and grounded.  Not only can I see dead people, I can subtitle the best of that bunker scene.  Now fearless, I can overcome the loss of Marvel to Disney, yet sadly there is much work to be done.  When you see me in my shirt of strength, fear not, I will not blind you, rather I will embrace your likely empty soul.  I will give you both comfort and lottery numbers that win.  I have risen with Tony Robbins, I attained both joy and bliss itself...thank you shirt.  Sniff.