When I first opened the package, I thought the shirt was too small.  'This will NEVER cover my girth',I thought.  But when I tried it on, that's when the magic happened.

It fits like it descended from the heavens made for me.  I just LOVE the way it hugs my curvy frame. It compliments my best and worst attributes.

It's such an awesome shirt that I can go outside in a blizzard (with my coat open, mind you, so I can expose the awesome that is my shirt) and feel completely fine.  It's like I'm so hot the snow melts around me like a 'Three Wolf Moon furnace'.  When I wore it to work, my coworkers and boss were instantly jealous and wanted to know how they too could get this shirt.  I'll never tell.  I want the secret for myself.

I finally feel datable in this shirt, like I finally have that edge to win over any man I want.  Honestly, though, I only have eyes for the Alpha male- somebody who can dominate me in the pack, if you know what I mean.

I highly recommend this shirt for anybody who wants to feel the jealous stare of their peers or just wants to be the center of attention without trying.  I wish I could give more than five stars...