I don't understand all these comments. I bought one of these shirts, but don't live in a trailer. I don't beat my wife. I didn't need Viagra before, and have had no noticeable signs since the shirt came this Tuesday morning. I put it on at least 2 hours ago.

Wait, what the hell. I feel strange. I am growing hair. I have an urge to ......argh, ugh, howl, crunch.

My, it is a beautiful Wednesday and I have no recollection what happened. I found this unfinished comment sheet to Amazon so I will complete it. Funny, there is some damage like my neighbor's German Shepherd was running around the house and the front door is forced open. My neighbor is carrying a gun. There are no women around. Strange. This time of year, they are usually all out, working in their gardens.

The shirt is gone. Oh, well, it didn't have any affect, so good riddance.

Odd, there goes another neighbor, running down the street on all fours, with my shirt on. I don't remember him having all that hair, or being very spry, or running, or....... how did he get my shirt?

Oh, well, it was nice nice shirt. It seemed to fit well for the short time I had it. I recommend it.