Recently leaked CIA files have disclosed that the three American hikers who "unknowingly" and "unintentionally" strayed over the border of Iran were in fact each sporting a Mullet Wig - Black. They remain detained in that country at present despite political pressure and pleas from their families.

The file also hints at a covert rescue operation in the works involving a single Special Forces operative code named "Joe Dirt". Meanwhile as a diversionary tactic, an Air Force B-2 bomber will carpet bomb Tehran with clones of William Shatner's toupee.

Note: Photo of  "model" is actually that of one of the hikers and was released to the Associated Press by the government of Iran shortly after his incarceration and interrogation.