For years my husband and the guy (Bob) across the street have had a yard mowing feud (amongst many others) going on.  Last year Bob got himself a big ole' fancy riding lawn mower.  That pretty much killed my husband since there is no way we can swing one of those right now.  Besides, our yard is so steep he'd tump it over anyway.  So, while my husband is out there feverishly pushing his little Toro, Bob relaxes on his "Lawnboy" and has even waved at hubby as they both mow their yards really rubbing the salt into my husband's yard mowing ego.  The only time hubby gets to ride a lawn mower is when going down the steep slope. (He can stand on it facing backwards straddling the engine while holding onto the handlebar and coasting downhill).  THIS YEAR(!) however(!) Bob is going to have his mowing world all shook up!

I bought hubby a "Borat Mankini" swim suit (HOT lime green!) to wear while he does his manly outdoor work.  When Bob gets a green eyeful he's gonna know that hubby just upped him one in the Mowing War!!!  But, I have a personal motive heheheheheee......Bob is quite the hunk and while hubby is my one and only I can't deny my natural curiosity. I have no doubt I will be seeing MORE of Bob in his Borat Mankini in just a few more weeks!  (He still has to get off ever now and then to check the mechanics of his big, fine mowing machine!)  I can imagine seeing them now, both in their man-kinis mowing yards!  Maybe the whole neighborhood will go man-kini!!!

Women!!! Besides getting a closer (albeit safe) gander at the anatomy of your neighbors, this Man-kini is great for stopping traffic when you have a yard sale too.  Just set your hubby out by the mailbox (while wearing his mankini of course!) next to the "Yardsale Here!" sign and people will come by the truckloads.  Most every woman is a bit curious about the male human body and they can buy up some of your old blow dryers, hot rollers and musty baby clothes while sneaking a peek at the same time!