I recently purchased this shirt. I didn't buy it because of all these Amazon reviews that made exuberant claims about the shirt, I simply bought it because I thought it looked cool. However, when I put it on, I noticed my vision suddenly got blurry. I was perplexed by this, but then I remembered I was wearing my contacts. I took them off and low and behold, and my vision was perfect! This shirt had miraculously cured my myopia, Spiderman style; holy crap! Not only that, but later that day I went outside for a walk in my new shirt, when all of a sudden... Christian Bale came up to me and asked *me* for an autograph!

I was originally skeptical, but now I see that this shirt truly is amazing. I have no doubt that the very same Prometheus that stole fire from the gods and gave it to mankind, also stole this shirt from the gods--probably from Zeus' own wardrobe--and gave it to us. This shirt is awesome incarnate.