I have to say that after reading all about this magical shirt I decided to get one. Finally arrive on the mail and I started to use it. All the hype turn out to be true.... I look so hot and strong that I almost can't believe it. The down side is that my IQ drop a 100 points when I wore it, but who needs the brains when you got the looks right?

Anyway..... the real problem start when one tragic day I decided that if I get all this power just by wearing the shirt what would happen if I some how consume it? would I get all this power at once and turn into a god? well is worth the shot I guess....

After some carefully consideration I choose to put the shirt into the blender with some Tuscan whole milk (of course) and then consume it like some kind of super natural magical smoothie. At first I did not feel too special but after a few minutes..... OH MY GOD WHAT A RUSH!!! I get all this raw power and massive sex appeal!!! I now can shoot lightnings out of my behind, get all the lady's, fly like an eagle, turn into a huge titan, last for days, and so on. My IQ is still down a 100 points but who cares... I fell like some kind of god!!! a better god..... a god that only cares for himself and his needs, not one of those given and merciful gods that everyone talks about.

The down side is that all that came at a price..... I'm now a hopeless addict to the power of the shirt.... since the effect disappear a couple hours later I have to consume a massive amount of shirts a week to feel this way all day. As a result my finances are bad.... so bad that pretty soon I'm gonna have to sell my house to be able to afford this dangerous but awesome vice.

I try to summon the forces of the Three Wolf Moon Shirt to help me but they refuse since by now I have destroy so many shirts..... Guess I'm screw now :(

My name is Luis and I'm an shirtoholic!!!