When I received my TWM shirt... I didn't put it on for a year out of fear, out of my unpreparedness. I went to a monastery to study with Shinto monks in the highest peaks of China. I stayed with them and studied their ways of respecting the power of nature and magic. I had stayed with them for eight years. I've just returned to civilization and began to reestablish my modern life. There, was the last unpacked box. The black Amazon smile taunting me. I debated with myself. I still believed I wasn't ready. I took the chance. I opened up the box and was greeted with the smell of the wild and a shrill howl. I put on the shirt, and felt an extreme wave of absolute power and testosterone surge through and rape my body. My chest hair grew many inches, I gained 250lbs of muscle, my penis size grew 6 inches.... in diameter, I could see/hear/smell for miles. The power was too much. I knew that no one being could possess nor handle its full power. I'm currently on my journey to Mordor, where I plan to destroy the shirt and it's power.