My friends son likes to wear his pants hanging off his hind end.  While I've suggested several times that it would be more comfortable to simply tie a rope around his waist and drag them behind him, he refuses.

So, as part of a special episode of trailer guys for the straight guy, I purchased the AWESOME three wolf shirt.  Then, I cut the wolves off the shirt and made a pair of boxers out of it.  I positioned it perfectly so that one wolf is planted solidly on each cheek with one wolf positioned in the prison position.  Now it looks like he has 3 wolves leaping out of his pants.

Unfortunately, he was expelled from school after he was stopped by school security for bringing a lethal weapon to school.  So, now he is heading over to Iraq.  I expect the war will be over in about a week.  Thanks 3 wolf shirt you're going to save our country BILLIONS!!!