According to the Nootka tribe traditions, if a person is righteous and brave during his lifetime he shall come back as an orca whale.

It is the best comeback possible: constant vacationing; all-you-can-eat seafood buffet (with occasional seal-nights to keep things interesting); marine biologists chasing you like paparazzi and making you feel like a star; environmentalists eager to set you right if you get plastered and beach yourself - and the music industry going nuts over your singing in the shower! What's not to like!

This T-shirt not only will it set you off in the right direction but it will also serve as an advertising brochure for the best afterlife ever!