This product rocks harder than Slash shredding a guitar solo to "Sweet Child 'O Mine" on top of a zeppelin in the middle of an epic thunderstorm.

Once I slipped the t-shirt over the rug (my common law wife's nickname for my chest), it immediately knocked my tube socks off so hard that they flew all the way across the world and then hit me in the back of the head. This then knocked the socks off I was currently putting on to replace the previous knocked-off socks.