The minute I set eyes on her pimply face, her greasy hair, the way her stained uniform hugged her curvaceous body, standing in front of the fryilator at Carl's Jr. I knew this was the ring she deserved. Sure things have been rough between us at times, but who doesn't have the everyday problems such as multiple abortions, genital warts and a slight meth addiction. She is a good girl and I think she would appreciate this ring.