It all began on May 20th, 2009.

It was a regular day, much like any other. My morning routine consisting of waking at 6:30AM, showering and heading out for school. On my return to my dwelling I noticed something was rather peculiar; there was a presence in the air that could not go unnoticed. On my kitchen counter lay my Three Wolf Moon Tee. I was petrified at this point. The packaging itself gave me a sudden sense of inferiority. As I opened the package, the almighty Wolf Tee suddenly escaped, and latched onto and surrounded my muscular frame. As I was in shock, my mother suddenly came into the room and exclaimed, "LUKE LEAVE THE HOUSE FOREVER!" I did as she wished.

Two weeks later there I was, in the middle of the woods on my own. For shelter I created a house out of leaves and bark. For food I ate dirt, mixed with pebbles for my daily dose of fiber. As I ate my wondrous concoction of delicacy that no Italian chef could even come with par to, a bear suddenly came from nowhere and growled at me. It's large frame, huge paws and shiny white teeth were all prepared to attack. All hope was lost. Suddenly right before my eyes, the three wolves came out of my shirt, and scared the bear away! From that point on I respected the wolves of which have saved my life numerous times from this point on. They even brought my this satellite-ready laptop with a backup generator so I could write this review. More later. GREAT PRODUCT!! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!