In High School, life was SWEET. After High School, life started to suck, and now I think I know why. I actually have an original version of this shirt from 10 years ago. I used to wear it a lot in High School and I always got good grades, had great luck and good times.

I don't rememebr exactly how I got my shirt. I think it flew to me in a dream on a cloud of magic.

I forgot about this shirt for many years, and now I found it in a box of old clothes. I can't wait to start wearing it again. I'm sure my bad luck streak will turn around!

The power only works if you wear it. If you put it away, it drains all your life force.