This isn't so much a garment as it is an aphrodesiac. The 3 Wolf design obviously accounts for the unrelenting hounding by submissive nymphets - what can't be so easily explained is the resulting enhanced reproductive function. Whilst such an outcome may seem to fly in the face of modern textile theory I can attest after extensive research in which the Official 3 Wolf garment is compared with shirtless and regular 2 Wolf, that responsiveness, rigidity, stamina, frequency and even volume are all markedly improved with the Official 3 Wolf garment.

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