YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!  Stylish, ultra comfortable, and ego boosting.  I ordered the purple and another in light blue.

I know exactly what these babies are saying to all those around me.  "HEY, LOOK AT ME".. and that is exactly what everyone within a quarter mile radius does.  Apparently they are too intimidated to ask me where I purchased them... no one does.. yet. I can see them whispering though, makes me feel like a celebrity.

A bit rough to stay dry in inclimate weather.  Do what I do... put a couple bread bags over your socks and then slide your feet into these heavenly rubberized shoes.  You may notice the whispering around you increasing when you do this.  They are just jealous.... losers.

I have noticed one negative in my life since obtaining these gifts from the shoe gods.  I don't seem to be getting very many second dates.  Strange.  Thought the last girl was "the one". She was laughing through the whole date. I was really on my game that night. Had on my plaid shorts, black socks, purple crocs, and my best mauve colored wife beater.  Witty and sharp... I thought she was mine.

The crocs draw attention in the gym also.  Especially the light blue crocs.  However, it seems to be all male oriented attention.  The guys are overly friendly to me when I sport the light blue ones. Weird. They follow me around the gym, they don't disturb me when I am in the middle of a set though. They know by the croc logo on the shoe, this guy can kick some butt. They don't want to feel my pimp hand when I get mad.

I truly believe my coolness rating has gone from a 7 (without crocs) to a solid 10!!! 10.5 when I wear the light blue crocs.  Confidence is off the chart. Going to put it to the test this weekend at the swap meet. These crocs should reel in the ladies. Bitches beware, uber cool croc boy is coming to the swap meet.. line up now... maybe you will be "the one"..