Like many of you, I was a skeptic about the magical powers of this design.  So to test it, I made a color copy on a standard 8 1/2 X 11 sheet of paper and Scotch taped it to the front of my Hawaiian shirt.  Within 30 minutes, I had been propositioned by Oprah, Michelle Obama, and both Miss California AND Perez Hilton.  A few days later, I began to receive government checks in the mail for carbon credits!  To my horror, as the sun began to fade the ink, a subliminal image began to appear of Rush Limbaugh french kissing Keith Olbermann.  I tried to remove the hideous paper from my Hawaiian shirt, but it had grown tentacles and was digging into my chest... Then I awoke.  No more beer and pizza before going to bed.