If you are a "Seinfeld" fan you know what I mean by the title. Elaine's boss, Mr. Pitt, was extremely fussy about his socks. I'm like that, too, and I think these socks are great. Not too thick and not too thin. Enough elastic so that they stay up properly, and they have enough "give" so that you don't have to be Houdini to get them on. The material is wonderful and the socks feel great on your feet. Very cozy! No complaints whatsoever!