My BFF and I were trapping crawdad in the bayou when a nasty gator come up and take Jenna Lou's foot. We wrestled with the gator for about 5 minutes until we finally got him to calm down and listen to reason. It was just a misunderstanding but that didn't fix Jenna Lou's foot, she was losing a lot of blood not to mention her favorite toe rings!
  I had to act fast, I recalled an episode of Rescue 911 with Sir William Shatner and realized what I needed to do. Unfortunately all we had with us were the buckets, yoga pants and our Bikini Lab swim tops. I removed some of the excessive fringe from this flattering and comfortable top and braided it with some from Jenna Lou's top. I grabbed a muddy stick from the bog to tighten the braid, and fashioned the tourniquet on her ankle. "Success!" The bleeding had stopped.
  A fortnight had passed before we were found, but when the rescue crew floated up, the boys in the boat said we looked "Dazzling" and "Ready to Party". Jenna Lou met the man of her dreams (Delvin) and they are still together today! Delvin is insisting that Jenna Lou wear that magical Bikini lab fringe bralette swim top on their wedding day.