Yes, this shirt is lavender tie die color, but the color is not nearly as bright and it doesn't pop out like the picture.  I started wearing it because I need more virginal purity in my post-ironic unconstructed life.

The first day I wore it I got a zit on my forehead. I thought I noticed several domesticated animals winking at me.

The second day, the squirrels that run in the cherry trees behind my house came up to the windows and began hitting it with nuts, I swore they were laughing at me.

The third day the swallows came down from the trees and were singing so close to my car windows, I thought I might have hit a few on my way to the gym. And that zit was still planted firmly on my forehead bigger and brighter than ever.

The fourth day I walked past the convent and several young nuns came out and asked me about my T-shirt.  They thought I looked very galllant in it, and thought it smelled a bit and could they wash it for me.  So I went to the back of the rectory while they did the laundry and we drank honey tea and ate bisquits.  They noticed my blemish on my forehead and offered to massage it to make it better. It did feel immensely better after that.  But when I got home that night and looked in the mirror, it was sticking out almost an inch from my forehead and looked very strong.

The fifth day I woke up and found my nails to have grown and gotten very strong.  I felt strong as a stallion.  As I made my way to my usual trot around the park I noticed that all the animals had come out and were singing for me.  I saw a rainbow in the sky and some beautiful young blonde girls chased me around an oak tree before I cantered off and escaped.  I noticed this solid stone building on the hill, that I have never seen before and I knew I had to go there.

I know now who I am and where I must go.  Sorry Amazon, thanks to the glory of the Unicorn Castle Purple T-shirt, this may be my last purchase.  Unless you carry salt licks.