If you ever are invited to a disco party, or you decide you want to wear it to psych out your boyfriend while he's telling a serious story, then this wig is for you, my friend.  It is even BIGGER than the picture depicts on screen.  It also makes you awesomer, if that's even possible, but it is.  I put it on and I felt the epicness grow in me, so quickly, I had to take it off after so much time, otherwise people would have flocked to me like Buddha.

But not like Buddha, because I don't have a belly.

I'm almost afraid to put it on for the party I was invited to, because everyone is going to love me (and hate me for being so amazing in it), but what can I do?  I've already felt the the enigma of this foxy groovy wig, and I know I will succumb to wearing it once again.  Even now, it calls to me in my closet.