Ingenious technology consisting of a protrusion blocks harmful sun rays from blasting my face.  Before, I was a jerk and a failure in life.  After wearing this hat I find myself doing all sorts of interesting things like folding towels on my patio at 3 am surrounded by creatures.

If want to get a raise, land that dream job, impress your lady friends, and unlock your true potential, get this hat. The moment you put it on you'll know: It's a visor hat. It's white.  It adjusts with velcro.  It should probably go on the head.