But when I do, its for a great product.  Ever worry about floating off?  Well your troubles are over.  These shoes will certainly keep you grounded.  They are quite an eye catcher as well.

EDIT:

I still liked the shoes.  However, as you can see I said "liked", they only lasted a year and then they were no longer ESD shoes, just normal shoes.  I expected the to last longer than a year... Thus I changed a 5 star rating to a 3 star rating.