...but in my defense, they're for work.

Pros:
Comfy (even after a rather demanding restaurant shift)
Odor-resistant
Cute enough to look like they aren't actually the dreaded Crocs primarily worn by gardeners or virgins.
Fairly non-slip (not as much as Sanitas, but certainly enough to get by behind the bar or in the kitchen)

Cons:
Wearing these without socks causes a subtle, yet irksome, squeak.

If you plan on wearing these with socks at all times, they deserve five stars.  I've worn them without socks on a few occasions, but I think the squeaking serves as a deterrent lest you think you can wear these with street clothes.