When I wear this shirt I feel that all the ladies are looking at me. On campus a chick called me a "pig", I don't know what the deal was so I said you don't know me and you are totally not acting like a tight butt-hole a really loose butt-hole is what you are. She just stood there with her mouth open staring at me... It was creepy. So I said you gotta stay fresh and left.

The next day I was wearing my tight butt-hole shirt and ran into her again. She was eye raping me again. I'm all whats your deal? She was like you really are a pig aren't you? I said look lady, You need to either jump on me or jump off my back cuz you are like so not cool.

The next day I was wearing my Free Karl shirt and ran into this girl again. She walks up to me and says Who' Karl? Im all my drug dealer who was arrested. She just said do you have a quite place we can go? to which I said I have a grape van we can go knock some boots. Ya Ya Ya!