I have fair skin.  Like really fair.  Zero to burnt in under sixty seconds.  But most hats (caps) are not really helpful in keeping the sun fully off my face, and definitely not off my neck.  If I slather those parts with SPF+ 1958237 I may give myself a half hour window of vitamin D, tops.

That's where this hat comes in.  It's going to make you look dorky, but that's OK.  It's just different enough that you will embrace it for sheer function and nobody will think you were consciously thinking "man, this hat looks great on me!" (if you were, well, it doesn't).  It fits comfortably, does not make you feel hot, and it keeps the sun off your face and neck.  And olive is a nice neutral color that goes with lots of things.

Wear it around the yard.  Wear it to the beach.  Wear it on a picnic.  It's all good.