I bought this shirt thinking it was a joke. You know, it will be really funny to wear around the house, show to my family as an inside joke, etc. Little did I realize all these complaints were true!

First my voice got a little deeper. Since I just turned 30, I thought nothing of it. Maybe this is normal,  you can not have your girly childhood voice forever. But then the next thing I knew my face got all dark under my nose and I started growing facial hair. It's so bad now! Even on my chest!! I have to shave like a man. My husband is completely grossed out.

Even worse, I keep getting hit on by women. I haven't worn this d*** shirt in over 3 months WHY ARE WOMEN STILL HITTING ON ME! Though this shirt makes me seem like the love child of Ryan Gossling and Taylor Lautner, I can assure that I AM NOT! If I am standing outside and the wind catches me, all the women who get a whiff of my draft just start charging outside. It is ridiculous, I can't even take my dogs for a walk anymore!

And who knew you could grow an Adam's Apple. My legs are bigger, I can leap over fences, and I can bench press my husbands weights.

LADIES! If you don't want to morph into a man, then do NOT use this product.