I initially purchased these for golf here in sunny New Mexico, but quickly found myself wearing them for every outdoor activity.  Over the years I've tried quite a few similar models which let me down for one reason or another, mostly because of inconsistencies in lens thickness which led to warping and distracting distortions.  These lenses are flawless.  In fact, I'd only been wearing them for a brief time when I noticed that they seemed to have certain unexpected, even alarming qualities.  I found myself soundly dominating my golf partners, easily outmaneuvering  motorists, receiving unadvertised discounts at store checkouts, getting free orders of onion rings with my fast food orders.... Perplexed, I at first enjoyed these sudden boons and windfalls, but before long, felt the need to question my new found success.  I began to analyze situations and impressions more closely and finally, to my utter amazement, realized that these sunglasses allowed me to peer into the very souls of all around me!  I at first became giddy...power hungry..pushing around my peers, knowing all of their squishy, vulnerable, psychic soft spots.  But this quickly got out of hand.  I began to realize how severely I was damaging peoples lives, destroying careers, obliterating marriages, reducing once strong fellow Americans to quivering messes... I knew something had to change when I found myself in a cathedral, cackling behind my JiMarti JM01s, having turned the tables on a priest during confession, he now sobbing and blubbering before me, spilling out accounts of his darkest deeds and demons.  I left there a changed man.  I employed the deplorable power of my JiMartis one last time, using them to gain free passage aboard a Japanese freighter to Hawaii's Big Island.  Once ashore, I patted the breast pocket of my illegitimately acquired Armani sports coat to make sure my JiMartis were still with me (at this point I'd lost the ability to even look at them) and boarded a helicopter bound for the smoldering peak of Kilauea.  Finally finding myself high above the swirling, orange liquid fire of the volcano, I dropped my JiMartis and watched them tumble over and over and over before the crystal amber lenses fused with the molten hellfire below.  So yeah, they're great sunglasses and I highly recommend them...but careful my friends....careful....