So i figured I would try on these things. And boy have I been doing it WRONG my whole life.

If you don't know what shoes are man you are in for a treat! They are these things that you put on your feet to protect them! Crazy right? That's what I thought, witchcraft this must be. But no! There is no magic(or so I have yet to spot, however witches are crafty so I will update as soon as I find out more). This is an amazing product, all you do is put it on your feet (make sure the correct foot or else it can be uncomfortable) and your feet are protected from the following: Rocks, gum, hypodermic needles, vomit, spit, dog poo, water, broken glass, dry pokey grass, mud, pesky bums sleeping on the ground, and so much more! However they still don't protect you from the following: Bullets, mines, stab wounds, and std's, and a few other things so just be careful.

I know what you must be thinking, "You put these on your feet? But that's what my feet are for! They already do the job, why bog them down"? That's what I thought, but you know the saying, "Once you wear shoes, you won't even think about cereal again". Just give it a try I mean the world is changing, change with it.

I know I am glad that I did.