... Or if your head has recently been shrunken by the black hoodoo of some cannibal witch-doctor in the jungles of Papua New Guinea. Seriously, I bought this to wear at some outdoor event (barbecue, tailgate party, cockfight ... Who can remember every detail?) and happened to be sporting a long-ish, moppish hairstyle at the time. I wasn't exactly Cousin Itt, but I had enough hair on my head to make this Size LARGE capable only of perching atop my head like a black and particularly inoperable tumor. I was annoyed. Then I got my hair cut very short and sheer, and the thing fit to perfection. Go figure. I have absolutely no idea where it is in the house. I think a one-eyed gypsy may have swiped it off my head while trying to peddle some therapeutic ointment made from muskrat placenta and goat lard, but I cannot be certain. No, not certain at all. The product did arrive on time and in satisfactory condition. Of that, I am convinced.