That's right. People will think you're just returning from the gym but we know better.

This rugged black bag with athletic shoulder harness can carry with it the deepest secrets of the universe. Others will think it is heavy and damp because of your sweat soaked clothes and towels but you have actually reached beyond the dark abyss to steal a bit of the seething viscous ooze of chaos.

The mundane black exterior will shield even the Elder Gods from discovering the bounty of destruction you carry.

When the meth addict tries to take it from you at knife-point you can honestly tell him "You don't want this."
You will know his final lamentations will be from what he found in this simple black gym bag.

Dantalion Jones
Author of LOTs of books on Mind Control