I demand that all my followers emulate me by wearing the same thing I wear. Durable black Levis are ideal for the tasks I give them.

Much of what they do are simple prostrations to my likeness or kneeling in prayer to me... and these Levi's are up to the task!

They are wonderfully suitable for all levels of cult activity including recruiting, fund raising, temple building and interrogating of reprobates.

My scribes particularly like these Levis because ink stains are hidden in their blackness. My bodyguards like them because they hide blood stains.

This is definitely a 5 star product. I recommend it to every cult leader who worships the durable and timeless quality Levi has so skillfully embodied in their products.

Dantalion Jones
(author of lot's of books on mind control)