I was excited about these underpants because they have the same lines as my favorite underpants in the world, which were sadly discontinued a few years back... and I still wear because no other pairs have come close. I thought these could be contenders, and I eagerly awaited their arrival. They looked like they could be sexy-ish without being overly revealing or uncomfortable (the best I can shoot for as a 30 year old mother of two).

After first washing, I thought they had promise; I had to spend some time picking them out of my ass, but we were getting used to each other, an adjustment period for us both. I was sure it would get better.

I've found that our first foray was merely a precursor to full-on up-in-my-crack action that I've received today. These panties are attempting to join my intestines, it seems. I'm wearing them the normal way (as pictured), and my butt is unremarkable and a medium-size, so I don't think any unusual shape to my own bottom is the problem.

It's hard for panty line to be visible when half the panty resides internally. True to description, these panties give no VPL. That's visible panty lines, not vasectomy producing lesions, for the hip-cats out there; although if you are a man wanting to wear these panties the latter moniker may best fit this garment for you.

If you don't have a butt crack, these panties are the ones for you. No VPL, lovely fabric, nice and smooth. They come through the washer and dryer in good shape for the first two washings at least.