I bought this shirt unsure if it would work or not, but when you go out and teenagers under-the-influence of who-knows-what follow you around Wal-mart, telling you that they "Really, really, really, want your shirt" or maybe its the adult to elderly crowd questioning your sexual orientation while you're walking around Wal-mart.  By the way, every time you put this shirt on, the ONLY thing that you will want to do is go to Wal-Mart.