Summary:
Don't buy these unless you have a gravity defying chest.

I bought this after watching Young Adult where Charlize Theron wears "cutlets" like these. It seemed like the obvious solution for backless/strapless/halter/etc. outfits.

Trick is, you have to get the things in the right position. You have to buy a size larger (according to some reviews) and you may need glue...Need I say more?

The packaging was pretty sketchy - a padded envelope with no case or anything, yes - no instructions. So I tried it a couple times though I got ti right and went to the grocery store - BIG MISTAKE. The thing was constantly coming off so I had to press them down onto my chest repeatedly. So I looked up the instructions when I got home, to see if I'd done something wrong. This is what I found and was left feeling defeated: [...].

I tried this over and over again with different outfits and different situations. It either looked worse than not wearing a bra or looked like I was wearing one of those bandeaux tops with the top bulge.

Oh! And let's talk about putting this thing away...You can't. If you leave it somewhere sticky side up, you get dust on it, which means you will have to wash it to use it and you can't use it until it dries. If you try to put it away, it will likely touch something else - same outcome.

I would return this if I could because I mostly feel taunted by it as it chills out on my dresser, since putting it away means you can't wear it for at least a day.