This hat is obscenely small.
This hat was too small for my extra large noggin.
I have a mantle clock, and if you make your mantle clock wear the hat (wrap the hat around the clock face and head), it will stretch out the hat enough to wear on a plus size cranium.
This hat is really, really, really small, so be warned. It takes around eight hours to stretch the hat out sufficiently, but once it's stretched, it's stretched.