Love it when old meets new, and it works here. Unlike, say, an ancient male celebrity marrying a girl one fifth his age  but that's another thing entirely and none of my business and probably neither of them is wearing earmuffs anyway 'cause they're in Beverly Hills.

These are comfortable with nice fabric. I haven't tried wearing them with sunglasses yet, which was uncomfortable with 180s I had in the past that my kids stole. It's winter, and dark and depressing after work. This is not Beverly Hills, this is the midwest, and we are expected to just take it and take it with stoic natural goodness and force of will.

In short, Plaid. It's not just for squares.  [...]