Years from now future historians will look back on ancient public option records (Amazon reviews)  and see this Shirt as a talisman, a pivotal point of evolution, with 1000's of people believing in special, mystical powers.  These records will show 3-wolf moon as the turning point of human society.  Then 3-wolf moon will bring world peace, eliminate poverty -  Aligning the stars, bringing world peace and set the foundation for meaningful contact with aliens.  The 3-wolf moon future will be one where the air is clean, the water's clean, even the dirt, it's clean. Bowling averages will be way up, mini-golf scores will be way down. And we will have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with!!

(special thanks to Bill & Ted)