I'm disappointed that I just found out about the awesome 3 wolf moon t-shirt.  It's been on sale at Amazon.com for over three years and I just happened to stumble across it while searching for Tuscan milk, Zubaz pants and fresh whole rabbits.  My first thought was why I haven't heard about what can only be described as the Holy Grail of t-shirts before.  This is the only shirt any man will ever need to wear -EVER.  I immediately ordered one and was very pleasantly surprised and amazed that there are still some left.  What amazes me even more is that every major TV network missed the boat by not reporting the awesomeness of this shirt.  I don't watch the news or anything, but I would think this phenomenon would have been on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich.  At the very least, that Vince guy would have been hawking them when he wasn't selling Slap Chops and Sham-Wows or slapping around a lady of the evening.  It also wasn't in the papers.  O.K. so I don't read newspapers, but do read billboards while I'm cruising down the road in my vintage AMC Pacer and I didn't see them anywhere.  Anyway, I got the shirt and all you've heard is true.  This shirt turned me into babe magnet the proportions I could only fantasize about.  Before this shirt, I had to rely on darkness, alcohol and a healthy supply of GHB to pull the babes, but now I get them in broad light without even trying.  I'm not talking about just the fatties.  I pulled a babe last week that weighed less than 175.  It was a chick that worked the Hardees Drive-Thru and the second she saw THE SHIRT, she jump out of her little window and we went at it like a Pitt Bull on a Pekinese.  The next Penthouse Forum should have some of my exploits if want to read more about them.  One word of warning:  As much as this shirt attracts the babes it has double the allure to the nancy boys.  We have this guy at work that's a huge UGA fan and normally he just makes little jokes about going camping or making a canoe trips but ever since he saw me in THE SHIRT he sweats me big time.  I can't even go to the bathroom with him following me in there.  So watch out unless that's your thing--not that there's anything wrong with that.  In closing, I can only say THE SHIRT will change your life as it has countless others.  So don't wait another second order THE SHIRT!.