After reading these reviews, I had to go ahead and buy one.  After I hit the pay button, I blacked out.  At first I thought it had something to do with the shirt, but it turns out I was just so excited about getting the shirt that I didn't notice the burglar in my house strangling me with a shoe lace.

Anyway, the next day I go to leave my house and find the package sitting on the door step... it was shipped in a diamond plate steel box.  It also came with a security detail, which at this point had already killed a small countries worth of drug dealers, computer programmers, doctors, and koala bears all trying to get my shirt.  I thanked them for their time and brought the package inside.

With shaking hands and shortness of breath, I slowly slide the shirt on, fully expecting to hear angles sing, have girls rush through my door, and grow 10'.  Nothing.  I was so furious I went outside and crushed every car I saw with my bare hands, tore the limbs off a mountain lion, and destroyed a walmart by ripping out one brick at a time.  Oh well, I guess the shirt doesn't grant super powers to everyone.

*Note: a block of C4 is required to open this package.