Like so many others here on Amazon, I was wooed by the attractive Wolves and Moon design on the front of this shirt but I never considered questioning the actual fabric that the shirt was made from.  That could be the last mistake I ever make.

When I first removed the shirt from the box, the hairs on my arms (of which there are many) all stood up and tingled as if I'd just rubbed a big red balloon on my head and waved it over my arms.  Not the sort of thing you expect from a 100% cotton garment but I was seduced by the power of the three wolves/one moon emblem.  As I forced the shirt on over my powerful pecs I began to feel a tingling sensation all over.  Everywhere the shirt touched my body, my skin tingled with electricity.  I now realize why so many similarly-designed shirts feature lightning on their designs.  THIS SHIRT HAS LIGHTNING TOO BUT IT'S WOVEN INTO THE VERY FABRIC OF ITS EXISTENCE!!!

After wearing the shirt to our family beer-bust that evening, I cam home and flopped down on my bed.  I reached up to remove the shirt and found it's fibers had intertwined with my body hair making it impossible to remove!  I also noticed in the glimmer of real moonlight, the moon emblem sparkled and shown with the powerful aura of raw souls!  The shirt had harvested my family's souls and was using me as it's taxi cab to more more more!!!

I am now on the run and am looking for someone who can reverse this curse for me.  If you're out there, please email me.  I don't have full time computer access in the RV but I stop at public libraries as often as I can.  In the meantime, I say purchase this shirt at your own risk.  It may end up owning you.  It's got a cool design, though.