Many historical (and even holy) events have centered around mountains - Mt. Sinai where Moses received the Torah, Mount Tabor, site of the Transfiguration by Jesus, Mount Olympus, home of the Greek gods, "Holy Mountains" on System of a Down's Hypnotize, but most importantly, The Mountain's Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, which I believe was heavily mentioned in the (apocryphal) gospels as "the sign" we would be looking for.

The issuance of this Holy Trinity-esque garb during these troubled times only reinforces the `raised hair on the back of neck-ness' that has haunted me ever since Sr. Michelle freaked out my first grade class with daily warnings that we were horrible sinners and already had one foot inside the gates of hell.

This has GOT to be it everyone! 803 Amazon Prophets can't be wrong! The time has come! Repent and redress yourself in the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt!