I was just going along in life, lonely and depressed...so I went to this pawn shop one day and saw the shirt that changed my life forever. This wolf howling at the moon shirt!  I have since found me a beautiful girlfriend with 7 kids and on government assistance and her name is Beau (as in BO or just half  of beautiful).  She loves me and every time we go to the fair I wear it and the babes won't leave me alone and B gets mad.  I don't know if it's my shirt or my cool mullet haircut or my beer breath or the cigarettes, but I think this shirt changed my life!  Every time I go pick up my unemployment check all the hot ladies in their smart carts give me the stank eye!  Buy this shirt.  When I get my next check I will buy maybe one more!  five stars on this one!