Before I started wearing this shirt I like my steak pretty rare! After donning this little slice of heaven I went to my local sizzler and found myself asking the waiter "do you have any live cows that I could consume?" He took one look at me, then at the shirt, then back at me. "I'll be right back" he said. I truly believe if the police hadn't arrived and started all the fuss, he was coming back with a real cow! Now that is awesome! I admit waking up in the wolfs cage at the zoo was a little disconcerting the first night but after you submit to the alpha male it's not so bad. What's coolest about this shirt is that when people see it they automatically relate to the wild stank coming off of it from not being washed in two months. I am never taking this off! Literally...never! The only drawbacks are that it's a little itchy....and I now have rabies.