I opened up it's shiny envelope to find a simple note:
"Feel the power!"
True indeed, was this little note!
The force of the 3W1M T-Shirt blew me out of my driver side seat and into oncoming traffic and THEN
something magical happened!
The Three Wolf Spirits came alive!
They circumvented traffic with their gastly howls and shiny, blood thirsty, white, teeth.
Definitely worth the money!