After reading all of the reviews on this shirt, it occured to me that I might just have a use for the power contained within.  Certainly my husband didn't need a boost to his sexual prowess but his son just might need some help.  He likes to sit on the computer all day and night with his bird chest and unwashed Babylon 5 t-shirt while he wiles away the hours "IMing" and "programming," we hit a whole new level of disturbed when he demanded we upgrade the cable so that he would have access to the "Sci Fi Network."  After staring at his greasy pimply face and shaking my head at the realization that there would be no girlfriend in his future - I decided to order the Three Wolf Moon shirt for him.

When the box arrived, I had to fend the shirt off from my husband, who was immediatly drawn to the innate power of the three wolves howling at the moon.  I took the shirt in and promptly wrestled my son into it.  Though he loathed to give up his Pokemon garb, the power of the Three Wolf Moon shirt soon hit him.  By the end of the day he had actually gone OUTSIDE and we smiled as we saw him throwing rocks at the neighbor's chickens.  Now, several weeks later, not only has he ceased to complain about bullies taking his lunch money, but he's also doing better in Sunday School since he currently ends every sentence with "By God."

He has now decided to let me cut his long hair, though only the top and sides, he's demanding the back be left long and greasy since that is apparently "Where the party is."  He has also given up on the online "chatting" and "Programming" now having taken up the new sports of "backyard wrestling" and "Turkey Bowling" with his buddies that work down at the local Foodmart.  Even his dreams and aspirations have changed for the better!  He now plans to own his own double wide (dreaming big here) his plans of developing a biofueled car have been thrown to the wayside and he is currently saving up to buy the neighbor's rusty camero that has been on blocks in their back yard for the last 10 years.

I owe it all to the Three Wolf Moon shirt, our son will soon be out of our basement and into his own doublewide.  And rather then listening to him babble about developing a new more efficient operating system, he's planning on working as a laborer for six dollars an hour at his uncle's construction site.  Thank you Three Wolf One Moon Shirt, you have saved my son's future!