I think the only thing that would make this shirt better is if they offered free next day shipping and if by the miracle of Jesus they thought about my finances and included a combo package with 48+ condoms to at least help out during the first couple days of owning the shirt. I have not experienced any new languages but my sex per day ratio has increased 300 : 1! buy this shirt but be prepared to make many trips to wal-greens and the local health department for std test!