So my husband decides to purchase this as his swimwear for our St. Lucia vacation. He's so over the Speedo, and thought that the neon green would complement the pale Pacific Northwest skin, in addition to bringing out the flecks of green in his eyes, and the green-eyed monster from others who weren't lucky enough to have this suit.

Unfortunately, what we did not realize or factor into the cost is the extent of 'manscaping' that was required to be in the suit. Sure, if you tan nicely, you don't have to get rid of your back, chest, or butt hair, but being very fair-skinned and now unaccustomed to the sun, hair is a detriment when trying to apply sunscreen. By detriment, I mean that it mats up with white goo that looks, well, unpleasant, and a little like a particular scene from the movie "Somthing About Mary". So while on our vacation, he seeks the services of a spa to have the hair removed. That was expensive and apparently quite painful. All I know is that we drank a lot that night. I think it's possible they took the hair from the wax and wove it into a rug, because one of the street stands we passed had a wiry dark rug that looked very familiar. We also ended up going through more sunscreen than usual, covering up all the extra areas. Then, unfortunately, we happened to be lounging on the beach and another man in this same suit strolled past. My husband was really embarrassed to be sporting the same fashion as another man on the beach, and has had to start therapy since our return.

Otherwise, my husband was happy with the suit. He said it was like wearing a jock strap with suspenders: very comfortable. He also wished it came in a variety of color, such as animal stripes, to truly convey the hunter that he is.