The same night that I got this shirt I wore it to a concert with some friends. The security guard saw me walking towards him and immediately let us through and handed us all backstage passes to meet the band. Amazed at how quickly the shirt was already working, my friends and I quickly headed inside and began to wait for the opening bands to start. Then, from across the room, I see another man wearing the Three Wolf Moon shirt. Our eyes locked, and in unison, we both let out a howl so majestic, the blind man standing next to me was suddenly granted sight, only to be blinded once again by the combined power and beauty of two wolf shirts at once.

However, little did I know that at the exact same moment we howled, a nuclear missile launched by the Russians was literally minutes from impact, but the force of our howling disrupted the missile's guidance systems and caused it to explode harmlessly over the city, all nuclear fallout being swept back into space and the scrap metal falling harmlessly into the city to form several hundred shanties, effectivly curing the homeless problem within my city as well.

Thank you Three Wolf Moon; you not only hide my girth exquisitely, but have allowed democracy to thrive yet another day.