I must agree with the less positive reviews.  I find the large amount of print area affects the texture of the shirt tremendously.  This in turn, affects what I noted to be its absorbancy factor.  Hence after a hard day of sweating and leaning on the front of my '68 Camaro, super-sweet except for the missing tires and missing engine block and the 2 foot wide rust hole in the roof, I find this does not dig out all the material adequately from where God did split me in the posterior parts.  Not one, yeah not even 4, wipes will work.  It necessitates some serious digging, which does not work well with some of the skin irritation already looming down there and which my dermatologist (actually, cosmetologist, but she (well, actually 'he' but as soon as the rest of the operation can be done when he/she gets the money it'll be she) is fairly knowledgeable and experienced about rashes) says should be addressed with softer, gentler materials.  I'll wait for the 'three tiny wolves and tiny moon' shirt.  I'm hoping perhaps it will attract some women who might then help with my crack hygiene.