This is another example of irresponsible T-shirt design. It is no secret any more that this Fertility Glyph T-shirt is made from (biologically) bleached Viagra fibers, soaked for two full moons in 69%w/v Vitamin E solution and then stone-washed with raw oysters (none smaller than D size).
As a result the imbued powers are so potent that use outside a controlled laboratory environment should be illegal.

The anecdotal evidence is irrefutable:
- A 83 years old man from Misoula, Montana was evicted from his resting home when DNA testing proved him to be the father of triplets. The mother of the infants, a former nurse in the resting home, insists that she was never assigned anywhere near his floor.
- A young man in Tulsa, Oklahoma impregnated all thirteen female members of a choir (including one fresh from sex-change operation) by simply looking at them. He had to trade in his sports car for a school bus and considers moving to Salt Lake City.
- A vagrant in LA, California is considered to be the father of 18 babies (6 boys, 12 girls), all conceived at the same time in adjacent houses the man simply walked by - until he realized what he was doing and removed the T-shirt.
- The Italian Prime Minister has ordered a dozen and always wears one under his Corneliani suits (if you don't already know, I'd hate to be the one to burst THAT bubble).
- Two millionaire identical twins from Alexandria, Virginia now face multiple double paternity suits when they decided to attend the Twinsburg, Ohio twins festival both wearing this T-shirt. There is a good chance that their geneticists' bill may be bigger than their lawyers' one.

This T-shirt has already been banned in China and India.
Write to your congressman. Ask for this overpopulation bomb to be diffused. Today.