I was slightly skeptical at first about previous reviews of this t-shirt.  Obviously I knew that some level of hyperbole will be used in describing an item that has brought so much pleasure to so many throughout this planet (and perhaps beyond).  I never imagined the immense and unadulterated power that would course through me like supernova.  As I pulled my head through the neck hole I felt a sensation that could only be described as hyper alertness.  I could smell the food my mother was preparing...OVER 5 MILES AWAY!  All of my senses became as acute, could it be that I developed the proportional ability of a wolf?  NO!  I developed the ability of three WOLVES!  I will now dedicate myself to stalking evil through cover of darkness and with my enhanced powers this should be a fairly easy endeavor.  On behalf of the now safer public, thank you three wolf howling at the moon t-shirt.  Heroically yours, The Triple Wolf