Seriously! This is not... REPEAT, NOT a front pocket wallet.  I have owned front pocket wallets for 20 years!  I love 'em.

Putting a gimmicky "bottle opener" on the front of a bulky wallet don't make it work.

Well constructed.  Too big for the front pocket.  Now, $35 latter, what do I tell the wife?  I guess I am forced to carry this thing for about two years or so, until I can justify purchasing another one. -Oy!