So first off, the UPS man didn't even deliever this all the way to the door.  I think he knew what was inside this box and whoever lived in my house was the ultimate badass.  Well I am the ultimate badass!  So he just left it right over the fence without walking all the way to the door.  Some might say he was probably just lazy, I think he knew he couldn't compete with my badassness, so he stayed the hell back.

Ya I bought some&nbsp;<a data-hook="product-link-linked" class="a-link-normal" href="/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8">Zubaz Pants</a>and&nbsp;<a data-hook="product-link-linked" class="a-link-normal" href="/O500-Otomix-Baggy-Workout-Gym-Pants-American-Flag/dp/B000LKLN28/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8">O500 Otomix Baggy Workout Gym Pants - American Flag</a>to wear with this shirt, because um what else would you wear with this shirt!  Well as you might think, even though I ordered them at the same time as the Three Wolf Moon shirt, Amazon was smart enough to not ship them in the same container or have them arrive on the same day.  If that would of happened there might of been a small nuclear explosion of badassery in the Rocky Mountains.

I honestly think my biceps grew just by opening the box.  Well whatever it is, I started dating the Hawaiian Tropic girls the day after I got the shirt.  Was it the shirt, or was it my good looks...only the Gods know..o wait I'm one of them now that I have this shirt, they invited me to be one just a couple of minutes ago.