I purchased this miraculous t-shirt the same time I purchased the 20th anniversary Goonies Sloth mask. The combination of these two elements brought me on a spirtual journey (it was either these items or the 15 White Castle burgers I ate). Even though I am already awesome in more ways than one, the two items made me feel like Captain Plant with all the powers combined (except heart, that power is just plain stupid)which conincidetally made me more "most awesome" or "mas fantastico" if you speak spanish. Now I know most of you are reading this review asking yourself, how do I become awesome like the dude with the mountain three wolf moon short sleeve tee and Goonies Sloth mask. Well my friend, it takes years of serious awesomeness to become awesome. Hey, If I have to tell how to become awesome, then you truly are not ready to be awesome like me, my t-shirt and the 20th anniversay Goonies Sloth mask.

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