I suspected for a long time that my best friend's boyfriend was not straight. Some things aroused my suspicions - He'd excuse himself to go into the bathroom whenever he sees a cute guy going in there, and wouldn't come out for hours, she told me that he's always having "headaches" in the night, and when she told him "don't worry about taking out the trash tonight or cutting the lawn in the morning" while dressed in a see-thru nightie she bought off Victoria's Secret website, he insisted on doing his chores, and didn't go back to bed all night.

I tried to tell my friend that maybe he's playing for the other team, but she wouldn't listen! Finally, I saw this awesome t-shirt here on Amazon, and it was like my prayers were answered. This t-shirt was made for this exact purpose.

I bought this right away and had it sent through 1-day shipping. BAM! Got it the next day (Thanks Amazon!) and drove 2 hours over to my friend's home. As soon as her boyfriend saw it, he made a sort of excited whimper, snatched the shirt out of my hands and put it on right there.

As soon as he did, I swear, it was as if a light came on in both their heads. They gave each other a look, and nothing was said, but they both knew. He moved out that afternoon. My best friend bought another of this to give to the next guy that she dates, just in case. When news spread, my other friends wanted to get the shirt too - it's the ultimate sexuality litmus test for men. We ended up buying over 20 of these shirts!