so the other i was using my binoculars from my balcony... when i saw this hot young lady ... had to be 18 ... or 19... real hot... and i was like damn... i should stalk her...
so i set out on an adventure... the first two days she seemed to notice me creeping about ... so i decided to get some rayban sunglasses... and a hat... which helped... but made it hard to see at night...
i was at a tough point in my life for awhile there... until i saw this show on lifetime... where this guy was using dark clothing to hide in the woods from the ladys...
so i hopped onto amazon... quickly typed in black clothing... skimmed passed all the racist stuff that comes up when you type in the word black... then found me a kick ass hoodie... 2 days later... she ended up in my basement... am i talking about the just then... hhhmmmm who knows

i am pretty sure this hoodie comes rape certified... but if it doesn't... i guarantee you it will make things a lot less Challenging ... when you are on the prowl... no fat disgusting pervert should leave home with out... thanks Russell athletic for my easy catch

theres nothing better than camo... except for ether