I received this shirt for my 27th birthday in which I delightfully accepted. I laughed at it as kind of a gag gift from Spencers(weird store at the mall). My friend interrupted me and said, "This is no joke brah, your life will change after wearing this shirt." I laughed again, his face became more solemn and he walked away never to be seen again. After getting over the fact that my best friend, roommate, and half of my rent money wasn't coming back, I decided to wear the shirt one day. I was quite hesitant to wear it because it was August and I live in the humid south. To my surprise, when you wear the shirt you don't feel hot or cold, the shirt just seems to feel right. Being comfortable that day was top priority because I had a Magic The Gathering tournament to attend at a local comic book store in town and I figured I would be there for several hours. I walked out my door and started my long walk to the comic book store. I say long but it's only about 2 miles one way. But it does get annoying. I was about a quarter mile into my journey and I see a black BMW M5 driving down the street towards me and I remember thinking "That's a beast ass car!" The M5 drove past me then quickly swung back around and parked several feet in front of me, almost like the person inside was waiting. I didn't feel scared, I felt ready. I walked near the car and to my surprise it was Megan Fox, the hot actress. She said to me, "Sweet shirt dude, wanna ride?" I raised my eyebrow and gave her a *wink*. She knew what to do. She slid over to the passenger seat and I hopped into the driver's seat. I looked over to her and said "Gimme some sugar baby." and we took off. Now I know the drive was short but we literally "made out" the whole time, and I didn't even need to look to see what was going on while driving. The shirt... As I arrived at the comic book store Megan informed me she was pregnant with our child, so I gave her my pager number so we could make arrangements 9 months from now, like a boss. I said goodbye and walked into the store. When I walked in everyone looked and bowed their heads. I knew what they were doing, paying tribute. I told the store owner to look me in the eye and he did. It didn't last long, for he then looked down and said, "All hail Magic Champion!" the store patrons repeated it and stuck their fists in the air like they meant it. There didn't need to be a tournament and everyone understood why. Do you? Don't hesitate with this purchase. Own it, live it.