The moment I slapped these glasses on, I instantly realized just how mainstream my pre-glasses life was.  I began to find bands that let's face it, you have not heard of.  All the hot girls at the local coffee shops began undressing me with their bedroom eyes, like I was a piece of meat there for their enjoyment.  These glasses just put out that kind of vibe that who ever is wearing them is unbearably hip and into things long before they became cool.

One word of warning... wearing these glasses will make you condescending.  You will talk down to anyone not wearing similar glasses as they undoubtedly have no idea what's going on in current culture.

If you ever had insecurity and doubt in your life.  You need these amazing hipster glasses.  They will change your life.