I was certain once I ordered this T-shirt that men would be powerless to resist me. Cats are stealthy, graceful, and mysterious. I was under the impression that once I donned this post-modernist masterpiece, that men would associate me with those qualities. Sadly that has not been the case. However, even though men don't stare at my breasts (as hoped), I noticed that cats do, so at least I am getting some attention.