I really do believe this shirt has magical powers, or at least brings me good luck. Whenever I wear it good things happen. I wore it to the mall to buy some new jeans and scored two pairs of designer jeans, that did not make my butt look big, on clearance for $10 apiece. I have an important meeting at work next week that I'm really nervous about and I think I'll wear it to my meeting. I feel pretty confident that the unicorn will have my back.