Let me bring you up to speed: This is a great hat. Almost magical. It brings smiles and high-fives everywhere I go, even from foxy ladies.
"Well, how are you?" a babe asked me at Walmart.
"Well, the rumors you've heard are all true, I'm excellent," I replied, and the next thing I knew she was laughing and giving me a hug.
SHA-WIING!!! How awesome was that?
Life has its moments.