I'm a middle aged widow. I have never even worn this T-Shirt, but I bought it for someone else and while I was carrying it in a bag last evening... astounding things began to happen. First, a handsome man stopped, smiled and asked if I'd like to have a coffee with him. A few minutes later, a very handsome man touched my elbow and asked if I would like to have lunch with him. Shortly after that offer, an extremely handsome man crossed my path, stopped, doubled back and asked if I'd like to have a drink with him. I decided I might as well give in and accept the drink or these annoyances would continue all night.
That was yesterday. The first thing this morning an incredibly handsome man offered to take me on a vacation to Paris aboard his private jet. I'm exhausted! When will all this end?