I came across this shirt on Amazon and spent a few seconds thinking about purchasing it.  The mere thought of purchasing it imbued me with the ability to levitate, gave me X-Ray vision and the power to become invisible at will, walk through walls, hear the thoughts of all women, and time travel.  I fear that if I actually purchase this shirt that I might ascend to a higher plane and stop being human.  Mankind is not ready for certain things and this appears to be one of them.