They did not make this clear in the product description but at any given foot size you need to have relatively skinny calves to put these on. I ordered one size large just to be safe and they still don't fit around my legs. Feet are flopping loose inside but I cant get them up over my (apparently) too thick calf. They definitely had skinny men or possibly women in mind when they designed these things.

They do look nice though and had they fit properly they would have made a fine costume addition. As such I will have to return them, and ask the seller if theres possibly a way to indicate calf diameter along with each foot size. Quality is actually pretty good for such an inexpensive boot. The zipper hides away provided you can get it all the way up.