Well, in a moment of folly I bought this and then in another moment of folly, I cut off all the labels and wore it around.

What on earth?? I look like Mrs Doubtfire.  Pantomime dame effect - quite ridiculous, and totally unconvincing.  there is a sort of 'shelf' of unfilled cup.  I'm very small, but this is evidently not the answer!

Did make me laugh though, when I had a good look in the mirror.  I haven't decided what to do with them; Goodwill, probably.