And I swear it was like Sara Jessica Parker was in the room.

The resemblance was so dramatic, I ended up taking my horse to prom (and because I just could not get a date) and a lot of people couldn't get it, but a lot of people said why would Sara Jessica Parker come to a prom in Huber Heights, Ohio and why can't she just use the women's room instead of just dropping on the gym floor.

And I was the one laughing as they paid for limos to get them to the dance, while I just rode "Twizzler" home ... wig and all.