Let me be very frank with you, these moustaches have saved my life on more than one occasion. One time, I was impersonating MoNique at an awards show and I had mistakenly shaved my legs earlier in the day. I was wearing a short skirt, so I knew that if I was to walk the red carpet without Mo's wonderfully furry legs I would likely be discovered as an imposter and would probably be subject to some type of torture ...  like watching a MoNique TV show.

Luckily, I had a fresh pack of these mustaches in my utility belt (which I kept under one of the rolls of my fat suit) and I just applied all six to my legs and my outfit was complete.

Let me say, the covert action went very well and I was able to steal Tyler Perry's secret files on "how to be a success by writing down to your audience and when in doubt wear a wig."