Let me assure you that this review comes from a professional.  I drive a high performance 76 Ford Pinto, 5 speed, with flames on it, and have watched every NASCAR race known to man. I have won countless street races.  Mostly just outside the Shady Oaks Retirement Home. I have earned my street cred... just ask those geezers at Shady Oaks.

These gloves have permanently bonded with my hands, partly because they got wet and shrunk after I put them on.  But mostly because we were both made for High Performance. My hands even tingle sometimes with these gloves on, could be a circulation problem from shrinkage, but I think it's our insatiable desires to go fast.

They have exceeded all my expectations for good handling skills and looking really cool. When I roll up in the flaming Pinto and the smoke clears they don't know if I'm there to whup butt or bust a move on the race track. The Pinto smokes just a bit due to the high performance gas I am forced to purchase.  Through the haze of engine smoke I can see the finger pointing and big smiles from the crowds that gather. You know I get my respect. It doubles when I lump in my mirrored sunglasses and my lucky sombrero. Bow down you mortals.

Let's talk about performance. When I hit top speed of 73 miles per hour (yeah, I said it) the steering wheel shakes and the shifter vibrates something awful.  I can't have any hand slippage at these death defying speeds. These gloves have never let me down.  When the cab gets smokey and it's hard to see I need to know that I have a kung foo grip on my wheel.  These gloves will not disappoint.

I would like to cover how they perform in other aspects of life now:
1)  Nose picking - no good - hard to get in nostrils and slips off the boogers.
2) Using the restroom - not bad - you get a good grip on your junk. Don't do the above activity after this one, that's just gross.
3) Having luck with the ladies - Awesome - The number of restraining orders against me is down 50% this year. Impressive eh?

Added bonus:  Cops rarely write you a ticket.  I have been pulled over a few times for "excessive pollution", whatever that is. Most of the time they just laugh and take my picture with their cell phone.  Its like I'm a celebrity and they are paparazzi.  I'm never taking these gloves off again.

Stay tuned my peeps. Shady Oaks just got a new resident in. A Chevy Caprice station wagon. Time to get my game face on.  Thanks men's driving gloves with velcro strap!!