I've been advised by friends to adorn my naked arms with jewelry indicative of my fast paced, hip lifestyle.  I chose this gigantic watch to suggest the comparative size of my...ego...and it has functioned well at that task.

The watch came in a large, sturdy yellow box indicative of its $600 retail price.  The watch inside was unnecessarily big, shiny, and has a huge dial on the side.  One thing you can probably infer from the picture is that it is better suited for left-handed individuals due to the dial placement.

It looks cool, and that is its purpose.  The large size and flashy colors illustrate that it is a fashion item, rather than a functional one.  Don't take it diving, but you could probably splash around in the pool with your homies.

It does a good job of things like telling time, the date, reflecting sunlight, and coordinating with my purple suit and green shoes.  I would strongly recommend this piece of bling for all the players and czars out there.