As much as I love and I mean love BVD's boxer briefs, these trunks are just awful. They don't even deserve to be worn by a tree. (That was a pun as they are trunks and trees have trunks) While shopping for similar items I found hanes short leg sport styling boxer briefs and while my business tends to poke out, they are more reliable than these BVD'S.  These trunks deserve to be locked in my trunk. (Trunk is the back of my car, it is also a pun.) My best friend is sitting in his BVD boxer briefs next to me. He enjoys them so much but when asked about the trunks he vomits extreme amounts of tomato soup, bad news, he didn't have any! They're too tight and my downstairs feels destroyed when taking them off.  When trying to urinate I cannot even retrieve my private from my drawers because they are so tight! In short, these underpants are long. Just kidding or am I?