I noticed when I received the watch that the year was 1990...hmmm...So, I tried to reset the watch only to find that 1990 was the latest the date would go.  So, just for curiousity, I set the data to October 25, 1985 and the time to 1:15 AM and ZING!!! I was off and found myself mysteriously standing in the middle of an "outdated" mall.  What's that in the distance? Gunfire? I ducked down in the middle of the lot only to find myself being barrelled down upon by a DeLorean??? REALLY? A DeLorean?

It must have been going somewhere in the neighborhood of 88 MPH when all of the sudden two streaks of fire surrounded me and I was hit in the head by a license plate.  Whoa!!!...I jumped behind the bushes and heard the guys shouting and shooting...but at what? There was nothing there...My next thought was to get out of there, so I hit the adjust button on my watch, tapped MODE a few times and reset the date to ...Oh...No...I could only get back to 1990.

So, here I sit, broken-hearted...logged on to Compuserve on the dial-up in my mom and dad's basement. Glad the other "me" was at summercamp this week and I can play the part of a distant cousin.  If I can ever get home, my kids will never believe this...wait....I don't have kids yet..or do I?  Where the hell am I? Was that 2090 that was the default? Is that my dad or me? Ho-ly...