This shirt... I don't even know what to say. First of all, it's a well made, well fitting shirt. The colors are vibrant, the print quality is very thick and excellent, and it fits my manly body well. Then there is the subject matter. A unicorn? Why would I wear that, you ask? Because it's a freakin' unicorn, that's why. If you're unaware of its power, that is your own fault. Let's just say that this shirt will get you noticed, anywhere you go. In fact, I expect women to flock to this review by sheer association.