Hi.
My name is Manson Johambry.
I'm a hardcore Hamburglarian. I've been saying 'Robble Robble" since I could hold a hamburger(which was the age 3, btw). I even have a serious hamburger stealing problem.

So, one day I buy this costume. It's feel so good, so right.
I walk around, in my attire. People high five me, say hi
and I feel confident and cool. But then, I see it. I see the
hamburger. It compells me. But I say "No!, I can't!". People see me,
they ask me if I'm okay. I'm yelling...at myself. "No!...don't steal..the ham.."
and I stop. I see myself in the reflection of shop window.

My striped shirt glimmers in the sun. The cape flows by the kisses of wind and oversized
hat wavers not. "Robble Robble" I say, as I make a dash for the burgers.
I am the hamburglar.
And I endorse this fine product.