I guess I didn't believe how really useless these ridiculous rubber thingies could be.  If they had a self adhesive, if they were bigger around, if they had put any thought at all into the design.  And I only got one pair not two...yes the Woody Allen joke applies, "Such bad food and such little portions." (The Catskills)  Who would want two pairs of these...don't waste your money I read...and I repeat that advice don't waste your money.