If you've ever heard the expression I used for the title of this review, you are probably about the same age as I am.  I'm not a comic book nerd-just a regular one.  So you can believe me when I say this looks good even on a (very young) grandfather.  It's well made, tasteful, and about as big around as a hockey puck.  Oh yes, and I do have a bit of a spare tire but this doesn't dig into the sidewall when I bend over, if you know what I mean.