Eric Estrada has always been a hero of mine ever since I was a kid and now I look just like him in these shades (minus the chest muff but I am working on that). They also help when I get pulled over by law enforcers. They stare at me and I just stare right back and the two mirrored surfaces (on their shades and mine) create an infinity loop that confuses them before they can season me with pepper spray. I buy these in bulk so that when I inevitably sit on them or leave them in a bar I can just slip the plastic off a new pair and I'm only out $3-4.

My only complaint is that the lenses are super dark so they're only really good in super bright sunlight. I can't wear them in the club at night like I want to because I can't see any of my bros. I've kind of gotten used to just not really being able to see where I'm going anyway. I'm like a bull in a china shop with these things on. Sometimes I clip doors and walls and stuff but mostly I just run into pets and kids--no harm, no foul amirite?