Where are you suppose to put your junk?!?!? These are well constructed, look great, feel great product.. until you get them over your hips and realize stuff id hanging out all over the place. There is room for the beans but I think they forgot about the frank. Maybe these are just woman's underwear labeled as men's. I'm no Johnny long dong here but unless you are working with a cocktail weiner, good luck running it up the side and keeping it there. Heaven forbid the wind blows sideways and you pitch a tent, at that point I should have just strapped it down with the elastic band from an old pair of tighty whities. 3 stars because it gets the ladies panting.