Well, let me begin by saying that I was skeptical about whether a strapless bra could hold up my freakishly large breasts without some sort of black magic spell being cast on it first.  Sadly, the only thing bigger (and more painful) than my boobs is my gullible idealism. And so I ordered this bra, already envisioning how lovely my bare shoulders would look in the gown I'm wearing next week.

  The bra finally showed up. After some grunting and manuevering I managed to hook it and yank it up into place. I looked down, fully prepared to be awed and impressed with Lunaire's bra engineering...and my heart sank even lower than my boobs.

  While the bra stayed in place around my chest, the complete lack of support left my jublees melting down my torso. Between my droopy black bean bags, the underwire jutted up and out where my cleavage should be.  I put on my dress just for Ha-Ha's and it kinda looked like something was trying to punch it's way out of my chest.  I had a really good laugh over that, which is actually why I gave this bra a second star.

  In all fairness, I know my boobs are bigger and heavier and droopier than most.  (I can admit it; it's not like perky boobs are earned through good deeds and strong character.) So if you fall into that category, this bra is not for you. But if you have big, perky, naturally lifted and shaped breasts I'm sure it'll work great.  Now go perform some good deeds - you didn't have to earn'em, but you should at least deserve'em.