You've got to love tight pants.  They show off all your assets.  Stuff a sock in your shorts.  Are there buttons for braces?  Is there 3% spandex with the wool weave to allow for movement?  Is it "dry clean only"?  Are these pants lined to the knees?  Only lined in the front?  Or do they come with a full lining?  Who cares?  They ladies will drool over the window display.  Show off your package today!