If there's a better way to spend $5, I haven't found it. From wedding receptions to debaucherous nights on the town, nothing says "I'm having a good time" like a giant mustache. Men, women, kids, babies - everyone can enjoy the sensation of a fuzzy black patch on their lip. I would go so far to say that beer tastes better when filtered through the hairs of this mustache on the way to my belly. Don't expect them to last for many hours, just have some backups on hand - strangers tend to want them as well.