I write this from my hospital bed as I lay here slowly recovering from night of the Taco.  This is an excellent costume but at one point I wished it had more padding. Much more.

Big party, halloween, needed to impress the chicks, saw this baby on Amazon and I just knew. I knew my phone would be blowing up from the hotties after a night sporting this bad boy.  I topped it off with the sombrero and strapped it down good using the draw string. Oh yeah, the ladies were going to be butter. Wait till they see me break dance in full on Taco suit. It is almost unfair for the other guys at the party. Too bad, so sad.

Jimmy Ray picked me up in his pick up. With the suit I could not fit in the cab. Had to ride in the back with his dog Cujo. At first Cujo just eyeballed me, sizing me up. The next events happened pretty quickly. It is all kind of a blur.  Not sure at what point that Cujo decided that I was prey and eating me was an excellent choice. Not sure.
What I am sure of.... wearing this suit and standing up in the back of a truck doing 65 mph on a gravel road is a BAD idea. I took off like a kite in a hurricane. My last vision was the red taillights reflecting off Cujo's smiling face as he watched his meal take flight. A flying taco. That dog must be really confused now.

My advice:
1)  If there is any possibility that you will be traveling on a gravel road. Do not purchase.
2)  If traveling in the back of a truck or a convertible please strap yourself down and instruct driver that if you take off like a kite, slow down gradually to ease the rate of your descent.
3)  If the party you are going to is located in a dog park. Do not purchase. This costume confuses them.
4)  If you have a friend named Jimmy Ray who is not very attentive and would not notice you missing until after the party - Do not purchase.
5)  If there is even the slimmest of chances that you may defecate in this costume - Do not purchase. After a short amount of time it forms a very very strong bond between the suit and your skin.

One last and final recommendation:  If you go with the sombrero do not cinch down the chin strap. At 65 mph it transforms into a miniature noose as the wind tries to seperate it from your head. If by some freak chance you break both your arms, it stays that way for a long time.