Greetings fellow amazonians after being bummed out by not getting to have a grindhouse movie night I decided to get dressed upand hit the town (mongo and eugene would be no help for this). I made it back to my trailer threw on this sweater and hit the local bars. Normally I stay away from them because the townies don't take so kindly to us carney folk, but I needed a night away. First I went to the rocking horse some cruddy bar on the edge of town. It was a country bar with saw dust on the floor and a motorized bull. There was some garth brooks on as I walked in. I go straight to the bar and order a bud and a shot of whiskey. There were about four others at the bar, a woman and the guys hunkered down at the other end of the bar staring me down. I asked the bartender if this was how most friday nights went and he said "yeah if you want to see some action you need to go downtown". I finished my beer; thanked the bartender and got out before the townies decided to move on me. Downtown wasn't really "downtown", im from la and these little towns are mostly one intersection villages, it had two more bars and a gas station. I chose to go to allie's because it was busier. As I walked it I knew this was where I belonged for the night the music pumped throughout the building there were ladies dancing out on the dance floor and this was where most of the younger folk hungout at. So I went to the bar a got a drink and started walking through the crowd. Literally within 30 seconds of walking around a short blonde girl came up to me and asked me about my sweater. I told her I received it from amazon and it was really comfortable. She touched my arm and asked if we could dance i'm not normally a big dancer, but I needed to branch out so I went with it. We hit the floor and we danced, she was really good; me not so much, and before I knew it I heard last call from the bartender. We left the bar and she asked if we could go back to my place. I told her that it wasn't a good idea because I have two morons for trailermates and god knows what was going on at this time of night (I actually had a vision of eugene and mongo running around larping around; not good for a lady to see), but I said we could go back to her place.  So we headed there. She only lived a few blocks away and we walked into her place and as soon as she closed the door she was on me. The rest of the night was pretty much a blur, but when I woke up she was wearing my sweater so I decided to leave it for her and I got dressed and proceeded with my walk of shame back to the trailer. I realized that it was a good idea that I didn't bring her home. Outside my trailer someone had been shooting a paintball gun all night and now I have neon green sploches all over the thing. I never got her name, but I hope she wears my sweater and remembers me.