Wore this shirt in a Tough Mudder obstacle course and the mud parted like the Red Sea for Moses.  I was naked except for the shirt but nobody ever looked below my waist.  I admit to using the power of the shirt to get "favors" from the opposite gender but I cannot be held responsible for what the pack leader demands of me.

Accidentally washed my Wolf Sunset and Chuck Norris shirts in the same load, the next morning I heard Bid Laden was eliminated.  I have my suspicions but the gaze of the wolf tells no tales.