... well, then, you're a big grump. This umbrella is so cute. The eyes have their own small wires holding them up, in case you were wondering (I was). The size is right for my 4-year-old and I feel safe letting her use it. I can't yet comment on its durability-- to tell the truth, it doesn't feel like it's going to last more than a year, but I hope I'm proven wrong. It's nicely deep, so it covers quite a lot of my daughter's upper body, though it does make it hard for her to see when she has it down!

Of course, the main reason to buy this umbrella is because it's so sweet and cheerful, and the price is right.