I just saved all your lives.  This product has a curse on it that is activated if 42 people find this product to be unworthy of 3 stars but just better than 1 star.  If left that way for more than a few days or weeks, the shirt's powers will be amplified until we are all overwhelmed by it's intense awesomeness, and Chuck Norris will be whipped into a frenzy of unstoppable roundhouse kicks until the world has learned to appreciate this shirt's finer nuances and respect it and themselves enough to write more 2 star reviews for it.  No need to thank me, though, I was only able to accomplish this feat because of wearing the 3 wolf moon short sleeve tee and being enlightened by it's wisdom and counsel. You're welcome.