I'm a bald white guy that looks like he could be an illegitimate son of Captain Picard on an alternate timeline in the Star Trek universe. We all saw that episode with Riker begging not to go back to his dimension, so yeah, that possibility is real.

I wore this shirt to a meeting at work in one of the videoconference rooms I manage. I told the person sitting in the captain's chair to take a hike as I was in command. Then I spouted off a bunch of pseudoscience gobbledygook before saying "set a course for Nelvana Three, warp 7 on my mark." My coworker pretended to punch in the coordinates on our Cisco touchscreen. Word of my strong leadership spread and I got a raise the very same day.