I'm not gonna tell you why we bought this.

I'm not gonna tell you who she was dressing up as, or what color her wig was.

I'm not gonna tell you what we did when she was wearing this, or how long it stayed on, or whether it came all the way off, or only a bit.

I WILL tell you that liquids wipe RIGHT OFF the chest part and the butt part.

I will also tell you that it holds onto sweat smells and smells that are like sweat smells SUPER well. Maybe too well.

Too well.

Seriously, you think about Catwoman jumping and flipping around in a skin-tight leather suit, that is HARD work and there is NO ventilation in those things, and, well...let's just say Catwoman probably smells an awful lot like an uncleaned locker room with a skin condition.

Batman too.

Oh my god, all of them. Holy moly. You guys know Damage Control, the Marvel imprint about the crew that cleans up rubble after the big fights? They should do one about the people who do superhero laundry.

HOLY MOLY can you imagine how bad the Flash's suit smells? Oh man.

But I digress. This catsuit is: super-sexy; easy to wipe clean of fluids; unfortunately odor-absorbant.

Oh, and y'all might wanna get some baby powder too.