Only commies wouldn't order this. If you're a proud purebred American this is absolutely something you need in your arsenal of awesomeness. Crack open a cold bud light with the boys and head on down to your local skating rink while you pull all of the finest arm candy in town. The chicks will all want to brush your mullet and try to braid your beautiful curls, but you won't let anything like that happen to your new beautiful locks of gold because you're a God Damn Badass. It fits nice and snug, like a mother chimp holding her new baby. This will keep your brain from moving around too much while you're thrusting Breezy from the block in the back of your 1984 Silverado. Go on and enjoy it boys, You earned it.