Once I put this bad boy on, I heard a knock on my door. It was McGruff the Crime Dog and you better believe he had a mission for me. Long story short, it turns out that McGruff isn't always on the right side of the law and makes Alonzo from Training Day look like Officer of the Year. Luckily, this bad boy is just big enough to hold all of the hand sanitizer I needed to finally wash all this blood off my hands...in the literal sense, of course.