So I bought a body shaper.
Thats was an adventure.
Who designed this thing?

The thing Has five million lil hooks.
I tried and failed to do it alone.

So I lay on the bed like a beached whale & whined until my sweet, loving husband comes help.
Then it becomes hysterical because he has those big meat hooks for man paws.
After the pulling, tucking, sucking in and accidental pinches I was sweating.
That made it worse.

Finally, we got it hooked and everything in place.
 FYI: It should have a zipper, though.

Those hooks are a nightmare.
Who puts tiny hooks on a garment meant for people with rolls?
I mean COME ON.
If I could bend that way I wouldnt need the shaper.

Its to smooth out the rolls.
Enhances my butt.
Lifts my boobs.
All Without surgery.
It smooths out my jelly rolls and gave us both a cardio workout.

But you damn well need recovery time after getting it on and a drink.
Maybe a cupcake.

 I haven't gotten brave enough to wear it out yet.
I am scared to.
Mainly because it has more tiny hooks in the crotch.
That means going to the bathroom would require an assistant.
Those hooks are not within any field of vision that I have thanks to my rolls and body parts.  If I could see that area then I wouldnt need the damn shaper.

Design it better people!!