Thank you, hat. You protected my head and shoulders with your drab, green color and wide brim. You went deep-sea fishing with me and when the wind kicked up, you tipped back. I just knew you were going to end up on the bottom of the ocean, but no, your chin strap gently grabbed my chin. You saved yourself, and saved me at the same time.

On the beach in Miami, again, the sun was no match for your breathable material. You kept my head as dry as possible under the conditions, and again, stayed firmly attached to my head. When you were dunked into the ocean, you dried quickly.

And today, back home from vacation. You are settling back down to your normal duty of sun protection while yard mowing. Your future is much less exciting than your first few weeks, but thanks for protecting me from the sun.

You did a great job!

Kudos.