These are the shorts Jesus wears when he's not in his robes tending to the poor. (Fact: JC is a trans woman in Cleveland with a master's in social work who lives on $36k a year and doesn't bitch about it. Also, she hates robes and usually wears jeans and a T-shirt.) Other fact: These are great shorts, whatever the version. I'm on my third generation of these Wranglers, and yes, they're not exactly like the first or second pair I bought, but they still rock. Why? Because they fit, they last and they cost less than 20 bucks. (Third fact: JC turns water bottles into these shorts and adds a little cotton to make them comfy.) No one should buy them expecting perfect consistency. You don't like that the little zippered pocket is gone? Suck it up, buttercup. These were made by orphaned Bangladeshi kids who make 2 cents a day. (Fourth fact: JC is organizing the kids and expects them to get $1 a day by 2020.) In short(s), these are God's own shorts (also, the Holy Ghost's, who is still having identity issues). Buy them and tend to the Lord's work.