I love the fact that I am a Nimwit. Being a nimwit all of my life, (yes I was born nimwitted) , I have had to face barrels of Stigma and Mean Spiritedness  from my peers. These trousers have changed all of that. I am no longer ostracized and people have stopped throwing rotten bananas at me! They only throw dead fish, which are much easier to deal with in the home.
I can even carry back all of the fish in the spacious pockets that are provided at no extra charge with these trousers. I love Propper Brand and I am never going to run naked through the mall again! I promise on the Yellow Pages.