Oh. Lord.

If I have to pay an astronomical amount of money for any pair of jeans, they better fit me like a second skin. I got these in a size 27 and thought they would be a bit snug. But I didn't realize these are a style described as "boyfriend"--relaxed fit, boyish cut. So, while the backside is a bit relaxed, the waistband on these is HUGE. I can pull it about six inches away from my body. My kids refer to this phenomenon as "bucket pants."

I was laughing too hard at my new boyfriend bucket pants to realize how thin the material is and how cheaply made these jeans are-a friend had to point it out to me which made these pants even more laughable. Then I saw the "distressed" details: little holes scattered throughout the pants. Why would I want to pay big bucks for holes? Let me make my own!!

With the exorbitant price, the poor fit, the holes and the cheap material, I think it's time for me to find a new boyfriend.