Or whoever the heck Henry Cavill played in the Tudors. He'll do just as well.

Either way I'm doing great because these stockings are mega cute! Adorable with bloomers. Great quality too, nice and thick but still feel feminine. Bonus: they look like the thigh highs you see in those super hot period piece sex scenes. Some say it's the (almost always) forbidden love that gives those scenes their steam. I say it's the thigh high socks.

In fact, I half expect a man in breeches and a codpiece to climb through my window for an illicit tryst every time I put them on. But alas, it hasn't happened yet. (And no, skinny jeans don't count unless you're also rocking a peasant shirt and a broadsword. Then maybe we can talk.)

My only complaint is that they don't come in more colors )