Trust me, I'm not delusional. I know my size, all of the clothes (pants/shorts) that I buy are the same size, 38" waist, which I realize is a bigger size.
But these are small for being labled 38". If you order these, you might want to order a size larger than what you normally wear.
Other than the size issues, I really like the shorts. I guess I'll just have to lose weight lol