I decided to write this as I was shopping for a new belt because this one I bought on Nov 30th (2 months ago) is now broken.  I wore it 2-3 times a work week and then yesterday the little screw came out without me knowing.  I was stuck at work with a pair of black dress pants that are about 1 inch too big for me at the waist; with no belt.  I'm walking around holding up my pants with my hands every other step like a penniless child in old-timey London. Except, i''m not a cute child, I'm a 40 year old, slightly out of shape man, so, needless to say, I wasn't cute.  And on top of it all, it's Valentine's Day so Janet came by to flirt with me cause she's really the only single woman my age in the office (thats what it comes to) and i'm over here trying to impress her while she looks at me like I'm a child in a man's body.  So, thanks to this belt, I am here, alone in my apartment, without a belt.
I learned two things-
1. I should get a belt to leave at work, just in case. and
2. These belts suck.