Im not going to lie - I wore this while I watched Harry and Meghan getting married. While the tiara didn't actually elevate my status to Dutchess level, I did feel more important as I ordered my cats to fetch me my breakfast and my morning jewels. They chose to vomit on the carpet instead, but my tiara stayed comfortably on my head as I cleaned up their puke. I guess Im still the lowest-ranking member of this household, but I got to feel special for a couple of hours.