If you sweat a lot or are worried about your mustache falling off on Halloween or whatever weird party you're at, don't worry; you have 35 (or 71 if you decide to upgrade) more mustaches in your pocket!

If you're still reading this review, chances are you should just buy the mustaches. They're exactly like the ones find at stores around Halloween time. It's just a LOT more of them for super cheap. I've definitely bought worse ones that don't stay on as well. And if you're worried, the answer is yes, they do feel creepily soft to the touch.