I do not have a thigh gap.
I do not have a Toblerone triangle.

What I do have is American sized thighs that I will generously call muscular.  (Just go with it, ok?)  My thighs love each other.  They need to be touching each other at all times for comfort, which makes wearing skirts a difficult thing to do comfortably as my thighs try to stick together.  When separated, or in the moments when I'm walking and they're not making full contact at all times, they reach and cling for each other, sweating with the anxiety of being apart, which causes the dreaded chub rub.

Hence, cruising Amazon for slip shorts, boxer briefs, anything that allows me to wear a skirt without pain, and to be able to walk for longer periods of time without people asking what's wrong with my back due to my thigh-clinging gait.

These arrived, a smooth, silky pair of slip shorts that look like they're made for a toddler.  I measured, they're about 3.5 Amazon gift cards width across at the top.  Not to judge, but my waist is clearly not 3.5 Amazon gift cards across, so there was a certain level of, "You're kidding, right?"  However, I had ordered based on other reviewers praise of their stretchiness and comfort, so into the washer and dryer they went...

I tried them on right out of the drier.  (It's summer.  That was stupid.  Great idea in the fall, stupid when it's 90+ degrees out.)  Once they cooled a bit, they were marvelous.  They stretch enough to fit comfortably - the only noticeable part once they're on is actually the bottom leg band feeling a little tighter due to the hem. This isn't bad, as it keeps the legs in place unless you're scootching around on furniture or getting out of a car.  It's definitely not shapewear, which I appreciate, it's just tight enough to stay in place yet you can still breathe (and eat ice cream) easily.  Perfect.

My thighs are happier, and calmer, with the soft fabric surrounding them.  I can exercise more, though the goal of a thigh gap isn't ever going to be on my to-do list.  Clearly this product is a win for everyone.