Create a text message from a manager to their direct report explaining a weird reason why they won't be coming in the office today. Be sure to mention they hope to be in tomorrow.
Hey (Worker's name), this is going to sound weird, but I strained a muscle in my back while sneezing this morning. I'm not able to hold my head up to look at my computer for long stretches. I'll be using a sick day today, but please reach out if you have any questions. Hopefully, I will see you tomorrow. 