Give me step-by-step instructions on how to change a tire. Pretend you're Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb and every tool I need is of your invention. Specify throughout that my car is a Toyota Camry. Throw in random warnings to look out for Perry the Platypus.
1. Look for a safe location to stop. Once you realize you have a flat tire, slow your Toyota Camry down and look for a safe place to park. A level surface is ideal.
2. Watch out for Perry the Platypus.
3. Turn on the hazards on your Toyota Camry so that other drivers can see you on the side of the road with your Toyota Camry.
4. Apply the handbrake on your Toyota Camry so that your Toyota Camry doesn't roll.
5. Look out for Perry the Platypus.
6. Apply wheel wedges on your Toyota Camry. If it's a front tire being changed, they go behind the back wheels. If it's a rear tire, put the wheel wedges in front of the front wheels. If you don't have wedges, bricks or large stones will do the trick.
7. Remove the hubcap (if your Toyota Camry has hubcaps).
8. Loosen the lug nuts on the Camry using the Lug Wrenchinator. DO NOT PRESS THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON. Turn the lug nuts counterclockwise until you break resistance. Do not remove them completely just yet.
9. Watch out for Perry the Platypus.
10. Place the Jackinator under the Toyota Camry. Be careful of the self-destruct button. If you press it, the Jackinator will blow up.
11. Raise the Toyota Camry with the Jackinator until the flat tire is about 6 inches above the ground.
12. If you see a platypus in a hat, stop what you're doing. That's Perry the Platypus.
13. Unscrew the lug nuts by hand.
14. Remove your flat tire.
15. Mount your spare tire on the lug bolts.
16. Remember to look out for Perry the Platypus.
17. Screw the lug nuts by hand.
18. Making sure to be careful of the self-destruct button, lower the Toyota Camry carefully using the Jackinator.
19. Use the Lug Wrenchinator to tighten the lug nuts completely. Remember, don't press the self-destruct button.
20. Having successfully changed your tire and evaded Perry the Platypus, drive your Toyota Camry to the nearest service specialist to have your flat tire repaired.