Write the beginning of a comedy special where the comedian is a boxer running into a ring before doing his set. This is based on Dad's entrance in Creator Clash 2.
[APPLAUSE]
[LOUD MUSIC]
[COMEDIAN takes off down the cleared row, running fast and approaching the ring at a pace like lighting. COMEDIAN jumps into the ring with a front flip. He is hyped, the audience egging on his crazed demeanor.]
[AUDIENCE, CHANTING] Comedian! Comedian! Comedian! Comedian!
[COMEDIAN, SHOUTING] ALRIGHT THERE SAN DIEGO HOW ARE WE DOING TONIGHT?! 
[APPLAUSE] 
[COMEDIAN] If you would have told me that I would be Dad in Creator Clash 2 when I was a kid, I would have asked you what on Earth you were talking about!
[LAUGHTER]
[COMEDIAN] But you all know what I'm about! I'm about being a DAD! I'm about being YOUR FATHER!
[APPLAUSE]
[COMEDIAN] I'm about FIGHTING to BE YOUR FATHER! Unlike the men who raised you!
[CROWD OOH-ING]
[COMEDIAN] If I don't do it who else is going to? We all saw how raising yourselves has gone! This younger generation carrying themselves by the bootstraps, but you know what they need? You know WHO they need? [COMEDIAN raises microphone to crowd]
[AUDIENCE] DAD!