Write a news article introduction with the title, "The Secrets SEO of Cats: What They Don't Want You to Know." Frame the story as a cat conspiracy.
They say you're either a dog person or a cat person. However, thanks to the help of the internet, cats are the ones dominating most people's attention. Take a look at any pet forum or funny gif section of the internet and you will see it's true. Cats have the web presence that the highest-paid marketing firms in New York could only dream of. How do they do it? How did cats manage to be the center of attention almost everywhere on the net? More importantly, why do they do it? Do they have a master plan? What is their goal? How deep does this Kitten Cabal run? We've done the research and compiled the evidence for your viewing pleasure below. As always, the facts are ours, but the truth is yours.