Write a short story about a talking banana. The banana is wearing gladiator armor and is holding a short, foam sword. 
We couldn't believe it. As we were walking through town, looking for a place to chill out for the day, we saw a walking, talking banana. It was an astonishing sight. The banana was also walking through town, wearing a set of bronze gladiator armor. My friend and I were staring in amazement. We decide to walk over and see what this banana was doing. 

Both of us crossed the street and walked to the park to sit down and banana-watch. The banana also sat down on the other side of the park, wiping his brow. As we got a closer look, we confirmed that it wasn't just a guy in a banana suit, it was actually a tall banana with arms and legs and a gladiator suit. His face looked like it was painted on with two brown eyes and a smile that looked like a half-cut orange slice. We were in disbelief. Where did he come from? How did it feel to be a banana? As my friend and I were talking, we saw a few kids walking up to the tall banana. Kids don't have the tact to be respectful about things like this so we were a little worried, but the banana was just laughing. Both of us could hear it from the other side of the park. The kids were laughing along with him. Gladiator suit aside, he seemed to be a very approachable person. The kids left the banana alone after having some fun, but one kid decided to run back and give the banana a gift. It was one of those foam swords, like the ones you see in Minecraft. The kid wanted the banana to pose with him. The banana stood up and did the pose that the kid was doing with gusto. The kid looked at the banana with stars in his eyes. They both waved at each other as the kid returned to the group. 

My friend and I couldn't believe it. This banana was friendlier than most of the folks in this town! We decided to take a chance and walk up to the gladiator banana to strike up a conversation. As we got there, the banana looked up at us with his dot eyes and his head looking like it was slightly peeled.