Create a will for a pirate. Create a unique name for the pirate and divide his assets among other fictional characters. Keep the response under 200 words.
Last Will and Testament of Captain One-Eye

All of my plunder will be divided throughout the crew, but the ship will go to my first mate, Shifty-Leg Sam.
Upon my death, Shifty-Leg Sam will be promoted to captain of the ship and captain of the crew.
I should hope that my flag will still fly with the sails and that it will go down in history as the most feared ship in the seas. If my body is ever found, tie something heavy to me and throw me in the sea, so that I will forever sleep in Davy Jone's locker. 
If my pistols are recovered, I want them to go to Stabby-McDan, as well as my telescope.
If any crewmate is discovered to have stolen or taken more of my plunder than he should've, then make them walk the plank!
Keep the One-Eye legacy alive so that ye may one day become the richest and strongest pirates.