Write a short news article about a man, Jeoffry Riddleman, who survived a failed parachute opening by landing in a pool of Jello in the middle of the desert.


Jeoffry Riddleman is a lucky man today after having survived a harrowing fall. This morning, Riddleman rode in a plane with about a dozen of others. Once at a certain altitude over the desert, they jumped out one by one. One by one, everyone's parachute opened -- except for Riddleman's parachute. He plummeted down at terminal velocity for almost twenty-five terrifying seconds. He thought it was all over; luck was on his side, however. His fall was met not by hard ground, but by a mysterious giant blob of Jello. Nobody knows how or why that Jello got there. Maybe the Jello moved there in order to save Riddleman on purpose. The world may never know. Riddleman is back safe at home with his family and vows never to eat Jello again. He will, however, be going skydiving again next week.