List the top ten ways to destroy a Zombie. Keep the answers light and funny but short.
1.	Take a clue from the Roadrunner and drop an anvil on its head.
2.	Light the zombie on fire. Those old pieces of cloth it is wrapped in are highly flammable.
3.	Two words: chainsaw massacre.
4.	Run over it with a semi-truck.
5.	Stuff it into a wood chipper. This one has been known to backfire and create hundreds of tiny zombies.
6.	Shotgun blast to the head (in slow motion).
7.	Loose the Terminator on it and stand back.
8.	Somehow get it onboard the next rocket ship and send it into outer space. Though this probably won’t kill the zombie, it will make it someone else’s problem.
9.	Have your Aunt Gertrude sit on it.
10.	If all else fails, feed the zombie Twinkies, candy bars, and soft drinks until it croaks from a heart attack.
