Please write a list of funny emergency procedures for workers on the Death Star. Use references to the Star Wars movies.
In case of emergency, workers on the Death Star should follow the protocol below:

1. Qualified pilots should head to the nearest TIE fighter and proceed to address the threat.
2. Any employee able to use the Force should concentrate on mitigating the threat using the Force.
3. Should you be unable to board an escape pod or starship, seek shelter inside a Tonton.
4. If the station has been boarded, aim blasters poorly and miss all targets.