Rewrite this short story for an older child.

Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Here's a silly riddle, 
Why's a cat got a fiddle?
What's a cow doing near the moon;
The little dog laughed
And I would too
Now where'd you put your plate and spoon?