Write an angry, negative Yelp-style review of a city bench. Mention its location, comfort levels and whether or not you would recommend it. 
I sat on this bench at the cross of Highland Rd and 64th Street three days ago and hated it. It's right next to a nail salon where the customers and staff are exceptionally noisy. The bench is made of wood, which has become weak due to water damage. It creaks a lot. I'd give the comfort level a rating of zero stars if I could. My backside hurt when I got up. I would not recommend this bench to my worst enemy—that is how much I hate it. 