A villain from a magical girl anime is angry at his minion for failing to catch the magical girls. The minion likes pizza. Script format.
VILLAIN: My loyal minion.
MINION: Yes, my lord. You have summoned me?
VILLAIN: You have disappointed me. I would like to hear what possible excuse - what possible reason in the whole wide world! - you have for your utter - UTTER - failure and incompetence last night!
MINION: I have no excuse, my lord. Though the magical girls are strong--
VILLAIN: They are CHILDREN! And you have failed to capture them at my command. Even with the powers I have bestowed upon you. Tell me, what were these magical girls doing last night when you failed to capture them?
MINION: Th-they were doing homework, my lord.
VILLAIN: Hmm... studying? Perhaps plotting to overthrow me?
MINION: Studying geometry, my lord. And- and eating pizza.
VILLAIN: Hmm?
MINION: (quietly) I love pizza...