Write a dialogue where a police officer pulls a driver over for speeding, and they both talk like pirates.
Police officer: Avast! Please turn the car off.
Driver: Aye-aye, officer!
Police officer: Ahoy! How are ye today?
Driver:  Yarr! I'm fine.
Police officer: Do ye have any idea why I pulled ye over?
Driver: Nay.
Police officer: Twas speeding. The speed limit here be 45 miles per hour, and ye were going 50, says I. 
Driver: Shiver me timbers, officer. I had no idea.
Police officer: Let me see your letters of marquee. And is there any booty in the car I need to know about?
Driver. Aye-aye, here ye go. And nay, no booty.
Police officer: I'll be back in a minute, matey.

Police officer: I've checked ye out, bucko. Since ye have no warrants, I'm gonna let ye go with a warning, fair and true.
Driver: Yo ho ho! I was afraid ye would make me walk the plank. A one-way trip to Davy Jones's locker!
Police officer: Nay matey, but if I gave ye a ticket it might have meant community service. 30 hours of swabbing the deck. 
Driver: Yarr! Tis a cruel fate!
Police officer: Aye. So do ye self a favor, and mind the speed limits here in the future, savvy? Now weigh anchor, and have a fine day!
Driver: Aye-aye, officer. To ye as well! Yarr!