write a story about getting ready for your first day at a new job, and gradually turn into a snake (spelling errors and nonsense is okay, the snake should hiss and say sssss like a real snake) until you are fully a snake. 
The screech of the alarm brought my dream to a sudden halt. Under normal circumstances, waking up this early would be cause for the ssnooze button, but I was too excited for that today. All my hard work at ssschool paid off, and I was finally going to enter the workforce like the rest of the men in my family. I woke up with a big stretch, and a loud hisssss. Wait, I mean a yawn, right? Anyways, I slithered out of bed and made my way to my tiny bathroom. The sssqueak of the shower knob sounded like a mouse, which activated my predatory urges. I got a good look at myssself in the mirror before the hot water turned all the air into thick steam, and noticed some ssssscaly skin on my cheeks. "Gotta moisturize after I shave this time" I thought to myssself. 

I slid into the shower and noticed it felt cold. Still? I had been heating the water up for a couple minutessss nossww. I looked at the faucet and noticed the heat was already cranked to the max. "Thissss...this water should be boiling by now. It's like I'm cold-blooded or something. Must be nervous." Hissssss....my hands reach for the shhampoo, and that's when I realize there are no hands. I forget the concept of a job entirely as I slither out of the tub, and under the bedroom door. Molting season is very soon, I must get ready. Down the hallway, I see a perfect ssssunspot.