Please conduct a short interview with a dog about their opinion on squeaky toys. I want the dog to talk like a human, not just bark.
Interviewer: Welcome, Spots! Thank you for joining us for an interview today. 

Spots: Woof! 

Interviewer: Now, Spots. The people want to know: what is your stance on squeaky toys?

Spots: Woof, woof! Squeaky toys? I love ‘em, oh yes, I do! Do you have one? Let’s play!

Interviewer: Now, now. Sorry Spots, I don’t have a squeaky toy on me at the moment, but we can play later. What is it about squeaky toys do you love so much?

Spots: What else is there to love but the squeak? I love, love, love those sweet squeaks! It’s music to my floppy ears, and I feel like a big scary wolf.

Interviewer: So the squeaking is appealing to your hunting instincts?

Spots: Woof! Yes! Then I tear a hole in it, and my human has to take it away, and I am sad. 

Interviewer: Oh, no. Well, they do that so you don’t hurt yourself. Your human gets you a new one, right?

Spots: Yes, yes! I’m never without a squeaky toy for long! *smiles and pants*

Interviewer: Well, that wraps up our interview. Thank you for joining us, Spots!

Spots: Thank you! Woof!

Interview: Good boy!