Write a two stanza limerick about a disgusting, smelly soccer player.
There once was a skilled soccer striker,
Who wasn't that much of a wiper.
With finesse and with speed
He'd score every lead,
But his shorts looked like a muddy hitchhiker.

His dribbling was truly sublime,
But the team had enough after time.
For with all his techniques
He was nothing but streaks
And his pants looked like part of a crime.