Write a funny dialogue between George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Write at least 10 lines.
Lincoln: Excuse me sir, who are you and what are you doing in my office?
Washington: I cannot tell a lie. My name is George Washington. I came to see the President.
Lincoln: That's me! And may I ask how you have come to be here? Your death was recorded three score and several years ago!
Washington: Yes, but when I heard of this Civil War of yours I rolled over in my grave! I had to come and ask how you let this happen!
Lincoln: I beg your pardon, sir! If you had the spine to have abolished slavery when you founded this nation, I wouldn't have to clean up your mess.
Washington: Tread lightly, Mr. President, and don't tread on me. 
Lincoln: You may have crossed the Delaware, but you should not cross me. I am a champion wrestler, and will not be intimidated. 
Washington: I will chop you down like a cherry tree! I challenge you to a duel!
Lincoln: Dueling was outlawed shortly before I was elected.
Washington: Unbelievable! I barely recognize this country!
Lincoln: Sir, time marches on. Now do you wish to fight me or not?
Washington: I suppose not. You are right. Time and progress march on. I'll return to my grave now. But do me a favor. Don't lose this war!
Lincoln: I promise you I will win this war even if it costs me my life. Goodbye, Mr. President.
Washington: And goodbye to you, Mr. President. 