Write a funny tale about a terrible employee at a burger restaurant who gets caught slacking on the job and is delivered justice. Include notes of disgust in your writing, and make sure the employee (Clay) is unlikable.
“What are you, the health inspector?” laughed Clay while brushing past the stranger who was giving him a dirty look. The disdain came from the fact the stranger, who indeed was the regional health inspector, determined there was no possibility Clay could have washed his hands between the brief moment when the toilet flushed and the doorknob turned.

Clay was a cook at a small burger restaurant. For the most part, Clay was a decent worker, except he had a loud mouth and a short temper. An additional character flaw of Clay’s was not having the greatest sense of awareness about him. Maintaining this, he never saw his coworkers attempting to gain his attention via flailing arms. If he had given them his attention, they surely would have made certain Clay knew who he was talking to and, possibly, might have kept him from making any further mistakes.

Since the attempt had failed, Clay continued his normal behavior. He returned to his grill station and produced his spatula from his rear pocket. The health inspector never saw him pick up any utensils, so Clay must have taken the spatula into the bathroom with him. Purely disgusted, the health inspector walked over to Clay’s station to continue his assessment.

“If you want a burger,” Clay rolled his eyes and turned away, “you are going to have to put an order in up front. However, when you do that, make sure they tell me who it is for so I can prepare it special, just for you.” The health inspector, assuming Clay’s special burger was nothing anyone would want to consume, realized Clay was not fit to serve food to the public. Finally, the stranger pulled his wallet from a coat pocket and revealed his credentials. Clay could not believe it. In shock, his mouth stayed open long enough for a thin stream of drool to fall from his mouth and land on the cooktop. “I will be sure to include this in the report, too.” grinned the health inspector.