I'd like you to write me a tweet about morning coffee. I'd like to try and make the tweet funny. You could maybe reference how grouchy I am without coffee. You can address the tweet as if you are me using "I". Use a hashtag at the end of the tweet.
The first cup of coffee in the morning is an absolute necessity. I feel like Oscar the Grouch without the trashcan before my first cup. #CoffeeGuy