Write an email to my doctor requesting magic beans to treat a persistent stomach ache and have them called in to my local Walgreens.
Dear [Dr. Insert Doctor's Name],

Hello! I hope you are doing well! I apologize for interrupting your day, but I am suffering and there are no appointments available to come in and see you. I have a persistent stomach ache that has been going on for over a week. I have tried every home remedy and over-the-counter medication I can think of and none of them are helping at all. I made an appointment for next week, but I am miserable and need some help. 

In light of this, I was wondering if you might be able to prescribe me some of those magic beans that I have heard can work wonders in relieving stomach discomfort. I understand that this may sound a bit unconventional, but you know I am always open to alternative therapies. I am honestly willing to try anything at this point to alleviate my symptoms.

If you are willing to prescribe these magic beans, I would greatly appreciate it if you could have the prescription called into the Walgreens near my house. I know it is something they might have to special order, but they can usually get things in within a day. Maybe they can even be delivered magically quicker. I will ensure that I pick it up as soon as possible and follow the dosage instructions carefully until I can get in to see you.

Thank you so much for your help with this matter! I really appreciate your guidance and willingness to seek alternative therapies, and I look forward to hearing back from you soon.

Sincerely,
[Insert Your Name]