Pretend to be a dog and tell me a story about you getting a job at a coffee shop serving drinks. Include lots of dialoge
 My name is Scruffy and I'm here to tell you the story about how I got a job. It's a wonderful story and I'm so excited to share it with you, so are you ready?

It was a day like any other. I was out with my owner, walking down the streets of the city where we live, when suddenly, she decided to stop. I didn't mind, though, because she went into the building where she always gets me a doggy treat and they're so good! This time, though, she didn't come out for a long time and when she did, it was without a treat.

"Scruffy! I got a job!" she told me. She picked up my leash and showed me the new clothes she was holding. There was a drawing on them; it was the same as the one on the building.

A job? I thought. What did that mean? Was she going to leave me?

"Don't worry," she said, petting my head. "I got you a job too."

I didn't know what this meant, but the next morning, we returned to the same place. This time, instead of leaving me outside like usual, she brought me into the building with her. It smelled so good and people were sitting at all the tables, slowly drinking out of warm cups.

"Come here, Scruffy," my owner said.

She led me behind the counter and held up a harness. I sniffed it. It smelled strange, like the drink she always brought out with my doggy treat. With a smile, she pulled the harness over my head and fastened it in place. There were strange cup holders on either side of it, but she assured me that everything was alright, so I didn't worry.

"You're going to bring the customers their drinks and treats," my owner explained. She slipped two cups into the holders of my harness and pointed to a couple across the room. "Go to them."

I was wary but did as she said. As soon as they had their drinks, they gave me a doggy treat! When I returned to my owner, she gave me more drinks and pointed out a different person. He waved a doggy treat at me and I was off. Since that day, I've joined my owner at the cafe every day.