Please create a numbered list of 5 autobiography titles for someone who has had a completely uneventful life. Write a brief, one-sentence summary of the autobiography following the title.
Now that's a challenge! Here's a list of autobiography titles for people who have lived ordinary lives:

1. "Ho-Hum: My Life as an Ordinary Guy" - This describes the day-to-day activities of a middle-aged man who has an unchanging daily routine from the time he wakes up until the time he goes to bed each night.

2. "The Humdrum Habits of a Retail Cashier" - A young woman whose only companion is her cat tells the story of her daily walk to the small corner bookstore where she is a cashier and where nothing exciting ever happens.

3. "Routine is My Friend" - A 77-year-old woman tells the tale of how routine has helped her to live an ordinary and uneventful life.

4. "We Chose Not to Do This" - Chronicles the story of a little old woman and a little old man who chose not to bake gingerbread and instead spent every evening sitting on their cottage porch talking to each other occasionally while she knitted and he smoked cherry-flavored tobacco in his pipe.

5. "Our Generic Lives" - A family tells the story of how generic-labeled products have helped them lead a bland, stress-free life.