Write three tweets about crypto(currency) even though you know nothing about crypto. At least one tweet should allude to your love of cryptograms which you mistakingly think are a combination of social media secret messages. Add weird hashtags to the end of each tweet.
1. Why is the rest of the world just now focused on crypto as if it hasn't been around for centuries? #genZ'ers #oldschoolnews
2. I'm a pro at cryptos. Who wants to battle me? Pull out this week's newspaper and post your results in the comments. #biggestbrainontheblock #lightwork
3. Not everything is as mysterious as big tech makes it seem. Follow me and I'll teach you all there is to know about the exciting world of crypto. #eachonetachone #knowledgeispower