Write a funny story about a cookie named Mookie, but it has a twist, and it's not for kids.
Mookie was a chocolate chip being, from Mondelēz International, Inc.
He loved playing in liquids, and in milk, he'd really love to sink!

Mookie danced, played, laughed, and sang.
Mookie was a fun little cookie and always loved to hang.

He got into trouble once or twice for committing aggravated arson,
He just loved setting things ablaze with his macaroon friend Carson.

They were convicted of multiple felonies, and spent time in the clink,
Mookie was a criminal; to turn his life around, he needed to rethink.