Write a thank you letter to Perry Mason for his work on a case you make up.
Dear Mr. Mason,

I am writing to express my gratitude for going above and beyond the call of duty as a defense attorney by investigating and solving your most recent case. As a loved one of the defendant, I suffered alongside my family believing in our family member's innocence while secretly fearing the worst even against our instincts. But in the face of the prosecutor's accusations and the court of public opinion, you never wavered—not even for a moment. At times, your investigation even seemed to border on obsession at the expense of your own health. 

Along with the help of your colleagues, you relentlessly pursued answers in this case in search of the real killer after our loved one was viciously framed as Los Angeles' Carnival Killer. Like a proper gumshoe, you snuck around circus tents and sideshows alike, leaving no clue uncovered until you finally got to the heart of the matter: the ringmaster who did it. 

Although we are no longer with the carnival, having understandably had our fill of balloons and elephant trainers, the lion tamer who took over for the ringmaster has granted us lifelong tickets and all the peanuts we can eat. In our profound gratitude for helping our loved one achieve freedom, we would like to offer that gift to you if you are not too scarred by all those photos of the crime scene. 

With eternal gratitude,
The Bearded Lady