Write a text message conversation between Gabe and Luke. They are both at the Valley Center Mall trying to find each other but keep moving to different places. After a long time of miscommunications, they give up only to see that they are parked next to each other.
Gabe: I'm here.
Luke: Where?
Gabe: At the mall.
Luke: I'd hope so. Where in the mall?
Gabe: I'm by the main entrance.
Luke: Thought we were meeting by the food court. On my way.
Gabe: Okay.
Luke: I don't see you.
Gabe: Oh, I left to go grab a pretzel.
Luke: Dude, seriously? I'm coming.
Luke: .. Did you go to Auntie Anne's?
Gabe: Yeah? Where else would I go for a pretzel?
Luke: Wetzle's Pretzels.
Gabe: lol who in their right mind goes to Wetzle's?
Luke: Who in their right mind walks that far when we're trying to meet up?
Luke: And a perfectly good pretzel place is mere feet from where we were meeting?
Luke: Seriously!
Gabe: Relax, I got you a hotdog bite.
Luke: Forget it, I'm leaving.
Gabe: Your loss. I'm eating your dog.
Luke: You still have that obnoxious bumper sticker?
Gabe: Hahaha yeah, the one with the kid peeing on something. Why?
Luke: I parked next to you...