Write 5 tweets as if they were written by Shakespeare. Make them funny and play on words based on his famous quotes.
1. To tweet or not to tweet, that is the question.

2. Wherefore art thou @twitterhelp, Deny thy other obligations and help me now!

3. Let heaven and men and devils, let them all know that I am about to lose my mind on Twitter on this day!

4. Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, have I lost my reputation by being active on this wretched Twitter and loving every minute of it?

5. There is nothing either good or bad, but tweeting makes it so.