Rewrite this from the perspective of Bruce Cassidy. Make the tone snarky and full of attitude.

Paul Maurice and Bruce Cassidy will coach in the Stanley Cup Final for the second time, each seeking his first championship.

Maurice coached the Hurricanes into the Cup Final against the Detroit Red Wings in 2002, but they lost four games in a row after winning Game 1.

Cassidy got the Bruins to the Cup Final in 2019, but lost in seven games against the Blues, who had Pietrangelo and Barbashev.

Maurice ranks 26th all-time in playoff wins (53), and Cassidy is tied for 30th (50). Maurice has the sixth-most postseason victories of any coach to not win the Cup; Cassidy is tied for ninth.
Neither Paul Maurice nor I have won the Stanley Cup, however, that's about to change for me this year. I took my finals appearance to seven games in 2019, barely losing to the St Louis Blues. Paul took the Hurricanes to the Cup final in 2002 but was beaten down by the Detroit Red Wings in five games, nearly getting swept if not for the first game. I may not have the number of playoff wins that Paul has, but the difference is negligible.