Write a dialogue between two fairies at tea except they are the dangerous type that like mischief and they are sharing their tales.
Coral: Ehm...
Prim: Oh, you can get your own sugar.
Coral: But that defeats the purpose of a proper tea.
Prim: Fine. Would you like sugar?
Coral: You're too kind. So... What do you have planned for the day?
Prim: There may already be a mess in the kitchen.
Coral: Up so early! Pray to tell.
Prim: I switched the salt and the sugar.
Coral: Gauf. Bleh... You don't say.
Prim: Yep.
Coral: Any other deeds?
Prim: I visited the garden.
Coral: So tame.
Prim: I sheered Bluebelle's new bushes. They look much better headless.
Coral: Oh! She'll snip your wings!
Prim: Not if she thinks it's Hazel.
Coral: Why would she?
Prim: I may have misplaced the sheers.
Coral: Ha! Remind me to not get on your bad side.
Prim: Like you haven't done that before.
Coral: I did not deserve the salt!
Prim: The loose chipmunks?
Coral: How do you know that was me?
Prim: Coral.
Coral: Prim.
Prim: Cheers, Coral.
Coral: Cheers. Bleh! Prim...