Write a two-paragraph fictional story about an octopus teaching an English class. Write it in first person, no dialogue. 
The class quickly became silent when the door opened. Every student's jaw hit the floor. The door opened with a loud creak and in slithered not one, or two, but eight bright purple tentacles. It's not every day an octopus walks into a classroom. If that wasn't odd enough, he wore a short black tophat, a brown unbuttoned blazer, and carried a suitcase! He took his time gliding across the floor and let the students take in this abnormal site. He put his briefcase on the desk, pulled out an "English for Dummies" book and three cooked clams. He took a moment to look at each of his twenty-one students in the eye, as he did so a long tentacle worked behind his back, seemingly with a mind of his own and wrote "Professor Octonomus - Intro to English Literature" on the board in white chalk. 

The class sat in stunned silence. Professor Octonomus used a few tentacles to slide through each row of students. He shook everyone's hand, four at a time. Some students squeaked when they touched him, amazed by the slimy yet strong tentacles. After introductions, the professor pulled out a pad of paper and pens. He gestured to a young nervous boy in glasses in the front row. He pointed to his face and then the paper and pens, the student, Jerome, knew he was being asked to pass them out. Jerome passed a piece of paper and a pen to each student. Everyone's paper was titled "10 things you didn't know about the Octopus". The students became engrossed in reading facts about their diet, exoskeletons and ink defense when a small bell came from the front. The professor had brought him a small bell and tapped it for their attention. As everyone looked up and made eye contact with their new teacher, a tentacle grabbed a piece of chalk and wrote with lightning speed "I understand this is a unique experience, let's get to know each other, raise your hand if you have any questions". Every single hand shot in the air and at that moment every student swore they saw Professor Octonomus grin. 