Write a paragraph for an employee handbook addressing moving furniture where it is strictly prohibited. Try to close all loop holes. Include a way to request that it be moved.
Moving Furniture:
Please note that employees are strictly prohibited from moving furniture of any type in the office.  They may not move it themselves, with hands or tools, and they may not have it moved on their behalf by someone else.  Furniture may not be slowly shifted over time (i.e. moving it an inch per day until it is in a new spot).  It may not be lifted, shoved, shifted, or pushed. Requests for the movement of furniture may be submitted using the Furniture Movement Request Form and sent to facilities.  