I'm in the mood for some entertainment. Draft me a memo about a pair of glasses asking its owner to reduce screen time in a facsimile of a posh British accent. Add a P.S. about cleaning the glasses, too.
Dear Owner,

Don't get your knickers in a twist, but I've noticed that you spend much time in your day looking at a screen, whether it's the TV, computer, or your phone. It's getting to be a bit too much, don't you think? I'm knackered with all the screen time, and I do think it's high time you reevaluated the way you structure your day.

Thank you ever so much,
Your Glasses

P.S. I'm really starting to get a bit dirty. I say, sport, you wouldn't mind giving me a polish soon, would you? That'd be swell!