Create a paragraph for an advertising poster for people to join your fantasy world adventuring party as if you were a little kobold named Squirt looking for your first adventures. The paragraph should be in the third person with short simple sentences with a simple vocabulary. Squirt thinks highly of himself as a sneaky rogue. Include a list of some types of adventurers that Squirt is looking for.
Squirt looks for friends to help join on adventures. Squirt is good at sneaking and stealing, but Squirt wants to do good things now. Squirt went to the guild, but they said he needed a party. Squirt likes parties,  especially ones with cake. If you like cake too, maybe you might adventure party with Squirt. Squirt looks for:
- A strong person with shiny metal armor who can get hit a lot
- A magic person who can make things go boom
- Someone to make Squirt better after he gets hurt
Squirt promises good times, a lot of shiny rocks, and cake. If you want to adventure with Squirt, go to the Guild Hall. Bye!