Write me 5 "dad jokes" that I can use to embarrass my teenage son. List format {Number}:{Joke}

1: What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
2: What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
3: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
4: How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
5: Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.