Pretend you are a pair of high-heel boots that got bought by a woman but you never get worn. It should make the reader laugh. 

Is there anything worse than finally being bought and taken home and then never being able to go out? I was made for nights out on the town! I want to dance and strut my stuff, but here I am, stuck in the closet, day in and day out. 

I’ve heard what she says about me: “Oh, they’re cute but way too uncomfortable!” Girl, of course, I’m not comfortable; I’m not a sneaker! I’m a high-class high-heel boot! You have to work to wear me, but let me tell you, I am worth the pain! 

If she could only see that if she did wear me, she would be the most stylish in the whole place! 