Write a newspaper article as if you are a reporter covering the landing of a spaceship on the White House lawn. Write four paragraphs and keep the article odd and unusual."
WASHINGTON -- As a divided Congress debated illegal immigration across the nation's southern border Tuesday, an alien spaceship landed on the lawn of the White House with a banner attached to the ship that said "Peace, not war!"

Two aliens immediately emerged from the craft and were greeted by homeland security agents who asked the aliens if they had a green card. The aliens, 7-foot-tall with long heads no doubt harbored enormous brains, were immediately taken into custody and taken to a holding facility for their eventual deportation.

Republicans blamed the interstellar visitors on Democrats and their open border policies. Democrats voted to give the aliens health care insurance and a voucher for Section 8 housing. FOX News called the aliens terrorists. A tow truck was called to remove the spacecraft, but a force field prevented workers from placing the vehicle on a flatbed truck.

"We have been visited by creatures from another planet," the President said in a national broadcast. "My fellow countrymen, do not shoot at spacecraft as they pass overhead, should other aliens visit. You wouldn't shoot at an unexpected visitor to your home? I exclude Texas in these remarks."
