Write a Tweet storm about birds that poop on your head and include clever hastags.


1/6 Ever been pooped on by a bird? Then you know that feeling of shock, disgust, and embarrassment that comes along with it! #ItHadToBeMe #NoWayToSaveFaceWhenThereIsPoopAllOverIt

2/6 It's not just unpleasant, but it is also unsanitary, as bird droppings can carry diseases and parasites! #NoBirdFluNoWay #JustDontInhale

3/6 While it's hard to avoid birds altogether, there are some things you can do to minimize the risk of being pooped on - avoid areas with high bird activity, wear a hat, or carry an umbrella. #NoFlockOfSeagullsForMe #HatHairIsBetterThanPoopHair

4/6 Remember, birds don't poop on your head to be mean or malicious. It isn't personal. It's simply a natural bodily function they perform on average 48 times a day that they can't control. #NoBullseyeOnYourHead #DontHateThePlayerHateTheGame

5/6 If the worst-case scenario happens, try to stay calm!  Bird poop has uric acid in it, which can stain clothes, so clean it up as soon as possible. #JustUseSoapAndWater #DabDontSpreadThePoop

6/6 Ultimately, it's just a minor inconvenience in the grand scheme of things. Besides, birds play an important role in our ecosystem and are fascinating creatures to watch. #ItsBirdsForTheWin #WeLoveBirdsPoopAndAll