write the first paragraph to what will eventually be a short story about a man talking to his clone. they are arguing over which one is the original and which one is the clone. the story should have a humorous tone. there is no dialogue, just description of the argument
The two men look at each other and marvel at their similarities. Even though they know that one of them is a clone of the other, they still find it remarkable to be looking at what is essentially a living mirror image. As they begin to talk, it quickly becomes apparent that both of them are convinced that they are the original and that the other is the clone. They initially laugh at the confusion, but each soon becomes frustrated that the other can't accept the truth about their reality. They start to quiz each other on specific details of their life, but of course, each one gets all the answers correct. Eventually, they start to compete in various physical feats like arm wrestling and foot racing, somehow convinced that the real version would be slightly better, faster, and/or strong than the clone. Each competition ends in a perfectly even tie, which only serves to frustrate the men further and prompts them to come up with increasingly childish contests and what amounts to temper tantrums, as none of it gets them any closer to solving the mystery.