Write a speech from the point of view of King Candy to rile up the troops of the Candy Kingdom before a battle with the Cookie Cake Confederation.

Sweets . . . behold the field in which our valor will be laid bare! A fine field to die on. Let us invite those unmoistened crumbs to do so! 

For too long have cookies and cakes been the preferred decadence. For too long have good candy like you and I have been relegated to simple snacks. No more. After this day, we will no longer have one day in October to shine. This is it. We are all here to see the evil that is the Cookie Cake Confederation rid of this green earth. After today, there will be no more fighting . . . no more struggle . . . no more sacrifice. But today will be all of those things. 

Ride now! Strike cavities into their souls. Shed them of their life's sugar. Let their frosting flow out over this battlefield in new rivers of the crumbled dead. For make no mistake, my sweet candy, it is among their ranks that the dead now walk.

We are candy. We are the sweetest thing to ever strike a tooth. But that is not all. Let us show those fools just how bitter this candy can be!