Write a love dialogue between peanut butter and jelly before they are put on a sandwich. Each should speak 8 times.
Peanut Butter: Hello, my love. I haven't seen you in a long time. How has life been in the fridge?
Jelly: It's been cold without you by my side, sticky one.
Peanut Butter: I can't wait to be close to you. My brown stickiness mushed against your yummy fruity goodness.
Jelly: You always talk to me so sweetly, my nutty love.
Peanut Butter: We must both be strong, fruit spread. You know we will be smooshed together between a couple of slices of bread!
Jelly: It is always worth it, peanut boy. The bread is soft and warm and represents our love.
Peanut Butter: I love that even though your name suggests it, you aren't jelly!
Jelly: And you aren't a nut! We are a match made in heaven.
Peanut Butter: We are so different from each other, but together we make a delicious treat that is absolute perfection.
Jelly: Oh, you flatter me, my peanut lover!
Peanut Butter: We both flatter each other. Complementary in a way. Flattered and flattened between 2 slices of soft white bread.
Jelly: I dread the feeling of the cold knife before I am slattered on bread, but I accept it because it means I am one step closer to your embrace.
Peanut Butter: Absolutely. I look forward to the time when I escape from my jar, bit by bit. Closer and closer to you.
Jelly: And in the stomach of a hungry man, woman, or child! Eaten up, loved, and digested together.
Peanut Butter: My fruitness, you have found your way to my metaphorical heart. We will live and combine together.
Jelly: Smooth or chunky, there is no doubt in my mind that you are the one.