Write a short story about an old lady who goes on the swings for the first time in decades.  Write it in the format of a news article, and make it exactly 99 words long.
Henslow, Saturday, May 27th

Mrs. Irma Green, of Henslow, went swinging for the first time in 43 years last Saturday.  

"My grand-niece was teasing me that I couldn't do it, so I had to prove her wrong!" Mrs. Green said in an interview.  "I wasn't sure my hips could handle it at first.  It felt like another hip fracture coming, for sure, but once little Heidi gave me a push, I felt like a child again.  It was so much fun!"

At the time of reporting, Mrs. Green was resting quietly in bed, muttering "Never again."