Write me a story outline for a funny story involving a man who is accidentally abducted by aliens. Write it as a series of 8 bullet points.
* A man's car stops in the middle of nowhere.
* He is beamed up by an alien spaceship.
* The aliens seem confused and eventually call their commander.
* The alien commander informs the man that due to a mix-up, they actually picked him up instead of someone else with the same name.
* The commander then orders the ship to turn around and drop him.
* The man protests loudly and insists that since they've already picked him up, they might as well take him to space with them.
* The commander protests, citing regulations.
* The man keeps insisting and threatening to sue for discrimination, and the story ends with them still arguing.