Give me a handful of ideas for a general congratulations card that is funny. The outside should always say "Congratulations!" and the inside should be something funny, strange, or stupid but family-friendly.
1. I absolutely knew you could do it. I had no doubts. Ever. None.
2. We both know exactly what you're being congratulated for and it totally merits this card.
3. It was only a matter of time, but now it's a matter of you! Because you did it and time didn't!
4. All your hard work deserves some recognition and a big reward, so here's the recognition!
5. You did it! You're done! It's all over now and all that's left is to celebrate!