Rewrite Mark Anthony's speech from the perspective of The Rock at Smackdown.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest–
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men–
Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
Finally...THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO ROME!
I'm here tonight to bury Caesar, not to honor him. 
You see, The Rock knows that no matter how much good you do in life
people will only recognize you for your faults. 
Just like Caesar. 
If you want to know firsthand how much of a bad man Caesar was, well, ask Brutus. 
Yeah, that's right, ask Brutus! 
Just look at Caesar. No one by his side but me to speak at his funeral. 
Because Brutus said he was a bad man. And Brutus is an honorable man. 
I remember when Caesar brought many captives here to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: 
Is Caesar a bad man? 
When the poor cried did Caesar run? No, no he wept with them. 
But still, Brutus to the top of his lungs is screaming that this is a bad man. 
You all saw him when I presented him with the crown three times, and every time he refused. 
Is this an ambitious and evil man? 
Yet Brutus claims he was ambitious and of course, he is an honorable man. 
I'm not saying that jabroni Brutus was wrong. 
But here I am to the people of Rome to speak what I do know. 
You cheered for him when he was alive. 
What stops you from mourning him? 
You've let that ruddie poo Brutus turn you into a bunch of jabronis and it makes me sick!  