Write a sales pitch for light up tire valve stem caps. Use the style of a hype bro youtuber doing an ad read.
In today's video, we will explore the dankest of dank, that which is truly lit. But first, do your tires light up like a party on a Friday night? No? That's what I thought, so we need to talk about light up valve stem caps. I have them on all my whips. Check this out. Look at this light. It's straight poppin B. Let me paint a picture for you. You are driving down the street and see a fine lady. Why would she look at you? What makes you different than any other shlub out there pushing a basic whip? Probably nothing. So you can either spend a whole check buying new rims and paint for your car to stand out, or you can do like I did and buy these caps. Plus they can be programmed to light up in 12 colors. Since it is LED, these things will last years. YEARS B. 