Hi. Please write a series of tweets that offer answers to common job interview questions. Use a variety of questions. Make the answers silly and use different names so it sounds like there are several people tweeting the answers. Write about 20 to 25 tweets.
DblTbl:  I've got a job interview tomorrow and am drawing a blank. I can't think of the best way to answer the "Tell me about yourself" question.
PanCake: I've had trouble with that one myself. If I answer reading, I'm an introvert. If I say sports, I'm an extrovert. 
FatBoi5: How about "I enjoy watching TicTok videos while sitting at my desk."
MikeW: That's me right now.
Sal_Malone: "Do you have any appointments or plans we need to be aware of?"  Anyone?
BigG: "I've scheduled a vacation on every federal holiday for the next two years."
FatBoi5: "I've got interviews scheduled in two weeks in case this job doesn't work out."
DblTbl: What about the question I hate the most: what are your weaknesses?
FatBoi5: "Anything that involves work."
Sal_Malone: "I'm always late getting to work and always leave ten minutes early."
MikeW: "Paying attention to what I'm supposed to do -- wait, what was the question? I wasn't paying attention."
MyLittle: "Staying awake during working hours. I'm wide awake at night though."
PanCake: What about "Are you flexible?"
SallyJ: "Does touching your toes count?"
FatBoi5: "I'm very flexible when it comes to dating."
Sal_Malone: "What are your hobbies? What do you enjoy doing in your spare time?"
MikeW: "I have a lifetime membership with Netflix. Does that count?"
PanCake: "Checking the price of Bitcoin so I can quit my job."
BigG: "Writing clever tweets to Elon."
FatBoi5: "Hoping you'll pay me enough money so I can afford a hobby."
DblTbl: These are great! Okay, last one. "Why do you want this job?"
SallyJ: "My parole officer says I have to be employed so I don't violate my probation."
Sal_Malone: "To pay off my bank overdraft."
PanCake: "I'm a big fan of eating."
DblTbl: Thanks, everyone. I know I'm going to start laughing if they ask me any of these questions. 

