Compose a poem about coffee and how it makes you feel. Add a line about the wall it smells and include that you drink it many ways. Make it lighthearted and funny. The last word of the final sentence should be "poo."
Coffee, dear coffee, oh how I love thee.
You ignite a creative spark within me.
I'll drink you hot, and I'll drink you cold, 
The perfect companion, truth be told. 
Your distinct aroma travels near and far, 
I'll forever choose you no matter where we are. 
I know that you love me just as much as I love you
Except on the days when you make me poo.