Write two tweets asking people how to get rid of ants in the walls of your home. Liken the infestation to a horror movie. Write a second tweet in the thread that says you already put traps everywhere and you want other options. You know that exterminators will also just put traps down and want a different solution.
1/2 Does anybody know the best methods to get rid of ants in the house? They are in the walls. I can hear them. They're coming for me. Eventually, they'll come for you. I need to put an end to it. Please help. 

2/2 Yes, I know to put traps down. Exterminators will do the same thing: "Yep, you have ants. Here are some traps." I know they will take the stuff from the trap back to their lair, and it'll kill all of them. I'm looking for a more creative solution. 