Write a short story from the point of view of a lizard living in a glass enclosure at a restaurant. Write it with a somewhat sarcastic tone.
My name is Lenny the Lizard. I live at the Winking Lizard restaurant in a small area out front. It's such a "glamorous" life. Some of my lizard friends feel bad for me and think my life is boring, but I'd be lying if I said the "people watching" isn't quite amusing. 

Every day I see a variety of customers. I love being a free circus sideshow. I get tons of sets of eyes peering in on me all day long. Some of the two-leggers stare in amazement. I just hope they know I'm silently judging them, especially when they bang on the glass. "Thanks, humans, I needed a ringing in my ears and a migraine today. 

Watching the interactions at the host stand and takeout area keeps me occupied when I'm not busy with all the hobbies I can do in this desolate cage. On the weekends, we have quite the crowd, and it's hard to take it all in. I do enjoy the occasions scuffle in the lobby. Maybe I should start selling tickets.  

Even with all this excitement, I'm usually ready for closing time. I do get fed on a daily basis, but sometimes I would like to hunt my own food. Oh well, I'll just continue issuing "side-eyes" to everyone who walks by. "Hey! What are you staring at buddy? Don't look so smug. I could do some things to your food you wouldn't like." 