Write me a short and silly story about a cat named Socrates who wants to be a human. It should be short, like 2 paragraphs or less.
Once upon a time, there was a small cat named Socrates. Socrates was no ordinary cat. He had been adopted by humans when he was very young. He wished he could do normal human tasks like cooking breakfast, taking baths, and washing dishes. He always tried to do these things, but his family would swat him away or spray him with a water bottle. 

One day, after getting pushed off the couch while trying to use the TV remote, Socrates hopped on top of the family TV where everyone could see him. He stood up on his back legs and exclaimed, "Guys, I love you, but I don't want to be a cat! I want to do human things like you! Please stop pushing me off the counter while I try to do the dishes!" His family looked at him, confused by the sudden outburst of meowing.