I'd love to get a Ph.D, but that's a seven- or eight-year commitment.. Calling yourself the Science Guy does not mean that you are an expert on anything. It means you're the host of a kids show. Instead Bill Nye is being interviewed as if he were an expert on every possible topic from footballs to evolution. He's out there blaming the blizzard on Global Warming; a subject that, like most other things, he knows nothing about.