Vanderpump Rules: Stassi Schroederâs 10 Best Quotes. Bravoâs Vanderpump Rules is everything we love about a reality show: itâs trashy, itâs over-the-top dramatic, and it has outlandish characters. One of the showâs best characters is Stassi Schroeder â an unapologetic, intense, and manipulative woman who always keeps her friends and lovers on their toes.