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Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth and taste,
I've been around for a long long year,
Stole many a man's soul and faith,
I was 'round when Jesus Christ,
Had his moment of doubt and pain,
Made damn sure that Pilate,
Washed his hands and sealed his fate,
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guess my name,
But what's puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game,
I stuck around St Petersburg,
When I saw it was a time for a change,
Killed the Tzar and his ministers,
Anastasia screamed in vain,
I rode a tank,
Held a general's rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged,
And the bodies stank,
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made,
I shouted out
Who killed the Kennedys
When after all
It was you and me,
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints,
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint,
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy,
Have some sympathy and some taste,
Use all your well-learned politesse,
Or I'll lay your soul to waste