The corn god, Zearthoth, rises from the heart of the cornfield…
Towering above the rustling stalks, Zearthoth’s imposing form is crafted from living corn, its body a mesmerizing mosaic of golden kernels. Eyes blazing like embers, the corn god gazes upon the mortal realm with an unblinking stare.
In one massive hand, Zearthoth grasps a corndog of titanic proportions, its crispy coating glistening with an unholy sheen. The sweet aroma of fried dough and sizzling hot dogs wafts through the air, entrancing all who dare approach.
As you watch in awe, Zearthoth takes a bite of the corndog, its teeth crackling with a sound like shattering stone. The corn god’s eyes flash brighter, and its body begins to glow with an intense, golden light.