A chicken walks into a bar.  
The bartender looks up and starts yelling at the chicken.

'THAT'S IT!!  I've had enough of all these jokes!!!'
'No more priests!' 'No more grapes!'
'No more rabbis, stupid quizzes, or puns!!'

'Just get out!! WE'RE CLOSED!!!!!!'

The chicken, obviously confused by all this says, 
'Oh I'm so sorry, I'll go.  I just wanted a drink.  
Do you know of anyplace else I can go?'

The bartender says,
'Yeah, Try Little Jimmys over there across the road.'