Amidst the ancient ruins of an Irish castle, Donald Trump stands triumphant, his tiny hands clasped tightly around a pot of gold. With a self-satisfied grin, he poses for the cameras, oblivious to the irony of his situation. As he revels in his newfound riches, he fails to notice the mischievous leprechauns who lurk in the shadows, their eyes twinkling with amusement at the sight of the unlikely treasure hunter. Little do they know, the pot of gold holds secrets far beyond the reach of mortal hands, and Donald Trump's tiny grip may yet unleash a chain of events that will shake the very foundations of the Celtic world.