a action newspaper news-article about a evil maniacal laughing spider that is wearing a pouch is running down a busy street while (randomly (throwing:1.1) firecrackers:1.2) at ( (confused:1.1) pedestrians:1.2), deep shadows, perfect composition, motion blur, fx, sepia, high res print,  <lora:- SDXL - stnerfx _Stoned_Fox_V4.0:.7>, <lora:SDXL - Slider - happy_sad:1>, <lora:SDXL - Slider - evil_villain:1>