This is a test. *Motel_42* is conducting a test of the *Oasis_42* Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test.
*BEEP* *NEON* *BEEP* **中** *BEEP* *NEON* *BEEP*
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. The broadcasters of your area in voluntary cooperation with the planetary, federal, state, and local authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency.
If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information.
*Station_42* of the *Channel_42* *Spaceship* broadcasting network serves all operational areas in Nebula 176yh5B. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
This station serves the Alpha-4js Sector. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
*Flow in the Name of Love*