()Hyoer Realistic:2.0)Polaroid picture of 
a hyper realistic Movie Still of (80 years old ((busty:1.3)) (((african american))) women) 
 of a group of stern, suited College Board of Trustees (Standing exposing large breasts ), their (possessed glowing eyes:1.70) glazing over as they fall under the hypnotic spell of a circle of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority Sisters.
The  (90 year old busty african american sorority sisters standing in front of the Board, resplendent in their pink and green attire:1.85) , gaze intensely at the trustees, their hands weaving intricate patterns in the air as they chant in unison.( The trustees' faces slacken, their pupils dilating as they succumb to the sisters' mesmerizing power:1.65)
(In the background, a giant budget spreadsheet displays a rapidly increasing total, the numbers spinning wildly out of control as the trustees, now completely entranced, nod in unison to allocate infinite funds to the Greek Life budget.:2.00) (Capture the surreal, mind control::2.80)