And he planted it in a royal potato patch, with guards who had instructions to guard over it, night and day, but with secret instructions not to guard it very well. (Laughter) Now, 18th century peasants know that there is one pretty safe rule in life, which is if something is worth guarding, it's worth stealing.
Plantó papas en el huerto real, vigilado por guardias que tenían la orden de cuidarlo día y noche, pero con instrucciones secretas de no cuidarlo tan bien. (Risas) Los campesinos del siglo XVIII tenían una regla muy segura en la vida: si algo era valioso para ser vigilado era valioso para ser robado.