Just in case, I don't want to leave the men out — I am one, after all — I have really bad news for all of you in this room, and for everyone listening and watching elsewhere: You all have a universally fatal condition. So, just take a moment. It's called pre-death. Every single one of you has it, because you have the risk factor for it, which is being alive.
Tengo muy malas noticias para todos Uds. en esta sala y para todos los que nos escuchan y ven en otros lugares: todos Uds. tienen una enfermedad universal y mortal. Esperen un momento. Se llama “premuerte ”. (Risas) Todos y cada uno de Uds. la tiene, porque tienen el factor de riesgo que es estar vivo.