He would definitely say, "God came down from heaven, and he said unto the cow, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And cow crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing as a holy cow." (Laughter) Freud would say, "The fact that you're at all concerned reveals your underlying sexual insecurity." (Laughter) If we ask Einstein, he would say, "Whether the cow crossed the road, or the road moved underneath the cow, depends on your frame of reference." (Laughter) Or Buddha — if he saw the same cow, he would say, "Asking this question denies your own nature [as a] cow."
Definitivamente diría: "Y Dios bajó del cielo y le dijo a la vaca: 'Cruzarás la calle'. Y la vaca cruzó la calle y hubo un gran regocijo con la vaca sagrada". (Risas) Freud diría: "El solo hecho de que esto te preocupe revela tu inseguridad sexual subyacente". (Risas) Si le preguntáramos a Einstein diría: "Que la vaca cruce la calle o que la calle se mueva bajo la vaca, depende de tu sistema de referencia". (Risas) O Buda, si viera la misma vaca, diría: "Plantearte esta pregunta niega tu propia naturaleza de vaca".