translation: And the next report we got said, "I walked over to this location, found the trashcan behind the house. Opossum? Check. Living? Yep. Turned trashcan on its side. Walked home. Goodnight sweet opossum."
translation: El próximo informe decía: "Me acerqué al lugar, encontré el cubo de basura detrás de la casa. ¿Zarigüeya? Sí. ¿Viva? Sí. Di vuelta el cubo.