You are carrying a donkey on your shoulders, This is not done. 
ju ɑɹ kæɹiɪŋ ʌ dɑŋki ɑn jɔɹ ʃoʊldɜ˞z, ðɪs ɪz nɑt dʌn. 
 Indian's voice is very clear and very monotone, sounding as if spoken directly into the microphone with no reverberation or background noise.