Kindly help me quick and little more like sprinkling chilies on the wounds of burglars. 
kaɪndli hɛlp mi kwɪk ʌnd lɪtʌl mɔɹ laɪk spɹɪŋklɪŋ tʃɪliz ɑn ðʌ wundz ʌv bɜ˞ɡlɜ˞z. 
 Indian speaks with a very monotone tone in a room with very clear acoustics, resulting in a very good recording.