Your majesty, if it is only sound that is your problem, I wish to submit that sounds are misleading. 
jɔɹ mædʒʌsti, ɪf ɪt ɪz oʊnli saʊnd ðæt ɪz jɔɹ pɹɑblʌm, aɪ wɪʃ tu sʌbmɪt ðæt saʊndz ɑɹ mɪslidɪŋ. 
 Indian speaks with a very monotone tone in a recording that is very clear and close-sounding.