According to men of learning an unborn son and a stillborn son are better than a son who is a dimwit. 
ʌkɔɹdɪŋ tu mɛn ʌv lɜ˞nɪŋ æn ʌnbɔɹn sʌn ʌnd ʌ stɪlbɔɹn sʌn ɑɹ bɛtɜ˞ ðæn ʌ sʌn hu ɪz ʌ . 
 Indian speaks very slowly and in a very monotone voice in a room with excellent acoustics and clear recording quality.