Though you are talking like a learned man, you forget that learned men do not think of the past or the dead. 
ðoʊ ju ɑɹ tɔkɪŋ laɪk ʌ lɜ˞nd mæn, ju fɜ˞ɡɛt ðæt lɜ˞nd mɛn du nɑt θɪŋk ʌv ðʌ pæst ɔɹ ðʌ dɛd. 
 Indian speaks with a very monotone tone in a room with very clear acoustics and no discernible background noise.