Once upon a time a number of carpenters lived on a river bank near a large forest. 
wʌns ʌpɑn ʌ taɪm ʌ nʌmbɜ˞ ʌv kɑɹpʌntɜ˞z lɪvd ɑn ʌ ɹɪvɜ˞ bæŋk nɪɹ ʌ lɑɹdʒ fɔɹʌst. 
 Indian speaks in a very monotone voice at a moderate speed in a room with very clear acoustics and no discernible background noise.