Why, the average review is more nauseating than cod liver oil. 
waɪ, ðʌ ævɜ˞ɪdʒ ɹivju ɪz mɔɹ nɔʒieɪtɪŋ ðæn kɑd lɪvɜ˞ ɔɪl. 
 Indian's voice is very monotone and slightly slowly spoken, delivered in a very clear and quiet environment with minimal reverberation.