Any average young fellow can teach himself in a week. 
ɛni ævɜ˞ɪdʒ jʌŋ fɛloʊ kæn titʃ hɪmsɛlf ɪn ʌ wik. 
 Indian speaks in a monotone voice at a moderate speed, yet the recording is very clear with no discernible background noise or reverberation.