When the devil of greed dances on their head, people will become objects of ridicule like me. 
wɛn ðʌ dɛvʌl ʌv ɡɹid dænsʌz ɑn ðɛɹ hɛd, pipʌl wɪl bɪkʌm ɑbdʒɛkts ʌv ɹɪdʌkjul laɪk mi. 
 Indian speaks in a very monotone voice at a moderate speed in a room with excellent acoustics, resulting in very clear and undistorted speech.