Next week is Wharton's birthday. Augustine, Darlene, Heather and Walker want to buy him a paper shredder. Walker will make sure if Wharton really wants it. 
augustin guy rememb wharton bday next week darlen yay parti heather yay crap need buy present walker mention paper shredder augustin wtf walker realli reason heather whatev make happi darlen cool shred paper parti augustin much fun heather srsli guy mean realli get offic equip darlen walk ask realli wnt ye get walker heard say wasnt drunk neither darlen better ask twice walker augustin 2moro ok darlen sure ask ab parti