Swan Creek Township, Michigan, man jailed for activity at car wash     by The Saginaw News  Friday October 17, 2008, 10:11 PM       A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for receiving sexual favors from a vacuum at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.   A Thomas Township resident called police to report someone acting suspicious at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.   The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.   I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard, he said.   http://www.mlive.com/saginawnews/new...ichigan_m.html    :eek: :rofl :p :rofl    PS- It has been confirmed by my sources, the man was indeed a Mestizo as well(no big surprise) and claimed to have been vacuuming his boxer shorts hahaha.