Why are aspirin white? If they were black they wouldn't work. :)    So my friend had a black lady move in next door to him...yep...I know...so anyways...he said she has 4 kids and they're all named Jamal. He asked her if it gets confusing having all of your kids with the same name. She said naw, I jus' call em' by their last names. zing!     Ok, so Himmler walks into the concentration camp. He says Ok guys, today I'm going to send half of you home! Prisoners: Woo hoo! yey! Himmler:ok ok quiet down everybody, (claps hands) Hans! Bring in the chainsaw! :eek: That's mean! :p