I got one! I got one! I got one! :rofl    I was a happy Jew making an honest living by lending money at 600% a year rate, in the lovely German province of Judensplachen, that's in southern Germany near the border with Ecuador.    Then some evil-nazis-that-killed-6-million-jews(tm) took me by force and death marched me to the Polish concentration camp of Hovenashen, that is in northern Poland, right after crossing the Suez canal into the Panama canal near the border with Angola.    I miraculously survived the death march by riding a rabid German Shepard when the evil-nazis-that-killed-6-million-jews(tm) guards were not seeing...    In the concentration camp I was sent to open air showers(tm) right next to Hitler's personal kitchen bunker where they gassed us with koolaid, I survived by holding my breath for the next 3 hours and crashing throw the bunker wall screaming Oh yes!    .... :rofl