SO HERE IT IS,  THE PRIMITIVE-->ENGLISH TRANSLATOR    Yo, wat's guin on, dis is Lethal Bizzle. Big up all 'da kids man. Make sure you go an' use your vote when da election comes up. Your vote is, like, so powerful, you don't even know wha' it can do. Basically, whatever you want happen. If yer need summin' a happen in your communitee, yeah, maybe you might need nu facilities for your communitee centre or you might need a shoo-do for your communitee, yeah... whateva you need, the, um, da only voice to the guvamen', to the council, is your vote. So use your vote, man, and make a difference in your area, man..... Cool.     TRANSLATING..........(translating from primitive to english so we can understand)    Hi how are you, this is Mr Bizzle. Hope everyone is all right. Make sure you use your vote when the elections come up. Your vote is powerfull, you don't even realise what it may do. Basically, whatever you want will happen. If you need something for your community centre, or perhaps you even need a studio for you community, whatever you may need, the only voice you have toward the government and council is your vote. So use your vote and make a difference in your area. Thank you.    So once you can actually read what he said it's a good message (minus the whatever you want will happen:rofl and that crap about a studio)    So Mr Bizzle, it may take the better part of two days to actually understand 7 sentences of what you say, but you give a good message:clink .     TRANSLATING........(translating from english to primitive so Mr Bizzle can understand)    Word up ma ****** sizzle me nizzle lethal bizzle, it take like 2 day 2 get yo ma ******, but yo rap iz pure dogg......cool.    :rofl :rofl    (EDIT: the use of the word ****** is there simply because rappers use it and is an accurate portrail of the kind of language rappers use. I am using it only to take the piss out of   rap-culture, not the black race which has given the world so much..)