If you are face to face with a big fat lipped jungle jive turkey from the ghetto, all you have to do is either throw an object into his face. The object would be best if it were a cigarette. But if you dont smoke like me, use change, keys, anything loose and hard. Another great way to devert attention and my pick of cheapest attack would be; hold your strong arm (which is my right) behind your right buttock. force it forward so it sticks on your pocket without moving. Now that its in a clenched state of force, let of the side and off your arm go towards his balls and down he goes.:clink