TWO illegal immigrants decided to smuggle themselves out of Britain through Dover to dodge the credit crunch. The pair, from Pakistan, said they had been living in Rochdale, Greater Manchester, but were desperate to flee the UK because they did not like the look of the countrys economic prospects.  The immigrants, who have not been named, were caught cowering in the boot of a Ford Mondeo which was driven through border controls at the Port of Dover on March 15 this year.  Mohammed Javed, 39, and Arif Mehmood, 34, were spared jail for the swindle after they both admitted attempted people smuggling. The pair each got 120 hours community service and a nine-month suspended jail term. Perhaps during their community service hours the pair could round up some illegals and escort them from the country.