Egads. Reading things like the last post (not the SF poster, but the quoted crap) lead me to believe that the Internet needs a linguistic cleansing policy.    Anything written in incoherent gibberish like that should simply be rejected when the user attempts to post it. Seriously. We had Grammatik V back in the 1990s, and it could run on a 286 IIRC. Computationally, it shouldn't be difficult to insert it as a filter to automatically reject any myspace, facebook, etc posting which fails to parse as even a precursor to English.