Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.  White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.  Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.  Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.  Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.  Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.  Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.  Senate still blocking drilling in ANWAR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.  Coming soon to a newspaper near YOU!!! :rofl This just in...Fascist White Separatists have seized control of the United States government.:cool: