Sir Archibald Mapsalot III has the best answer I've seen:    Jon: that seems a bit racist!  SAM: uh... ah... what!!??? to call me racist would be to imply I care enough to hate them... or I'm interested enough to learn things about them to dislike :rofl     Sir Archibald Mapsalot III - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 09/04/13 - Video Clip | Comedy Central