Here's another:    Three negros find a magic lamp, and a genie comes out ( as usual :rolleyes: )... anyways, the genie goes on and says:  I shall grant you three wishes... uhmm... but since there're three of you, I'll only grant one wish to each one  The first negro goes on and wishes:  I wish to be white, with blond hair and blue eyes  PUFFF!!! wish granted!!! says the genie.  The first negro is excited! His life-long dream has come true!!  The second negro goes on and wishes:  I wish to be white, with blond hair and blue eyes  PUFFF!!! wish granted!!! says the genie.  The second negro is also excited! His life-long dream has also come true!!  Meanwhile the third negro is laughfing so hard that the other two negros (now white) and the genie, stare at him and ask:  hey dude!, what's so funny??  to which the third negro replies:  I wish you to turn them both back into negros :D