If it's offensive to suggest Asian eyes are funny, then why do so many Asians get surgery to make their eyes rounder?    Why doesn't this uptight clown sue the plastic surgeons who do this type of surgery?   Or why doesn't she just get the procedure herself so she doesn't look like a squinty-eyed stereotype? Asians don't like having slender almond-shaped eyes, flat noses, low cheekbones, big heads, and flat backsides. Many have a complex about it and spend serious money trying to make themselves appear more caucasoid in their facial features. Still, many will deny that this is even the case but anyone who can read a little Japanese or Korean can find numerous plastic surgery websites catering to this crowd.