Instead of a ring it could be a big gold chain with fake diamonds and a Cadillac emblem. :p Da Bling-Bling o' Powaa!!     : Da hood are change. I feel it in da sewers. I feel it in da street. I sniff it in da farts. Much dat once were are lost, cos ain't no nigga now who ain't so hi to remember it. It began with da making of da Great Bling-Blings. Three was given to da mutafvcka-Elves, in-mortal, wiseassest and crackerest o' all crackers. Seven to da mutafvcka-Dwarf lords, great Bling-Bling-miners and Bling-Bling-makers of da hills hoods. And nine, nine Bling-Blings was gifted to da race of the evil white cracka man, who, above all else, desire power taking advantage of the poor niggas. But dey was, all o' dem white crackas, fvcked-off, cos anoda Bling-Bling were made. In da hood o' ISmordoRAEL, in da fires o' Mount GAdoomZA, da Dark Lord Jewron made in secret a masta Bling-Bling, to control all media and government hoes. And into dis Bling-Bling he poured his cru-el-ty, his maliz and his will to dominate all crackas. One Bling-Bling to rule dem all white crakas. :rofl     Just for reference: :D   : The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.