fire baker porcupine hamburger camouflage NASCAR There I was in the last lap of a  NASCAR  race about to win the coup when out of nowhere a  porcupine  ran just in front of me, I tried to miss it but my race car crashed out of the track into a nearby bakery. A  fire  broke out, luckily for me a guy in  camouflage , from the weapons store next door, managed to get me out before my race car and the bakery burned down, the  baker  wasn't trilled but since he had insurance and was my fan he even made me a  hamburger  using the very  fire  from the crash. The  porcupine  didn't make it. I wonder where did the  hamburger  meat come from? ...come to think about it, it tasted like chicken. :D    flag  drawer  palm-tree  pyramid  planet  dingo