Well here are the clues:  the actors list of exes includes an award-winning actress, a religious movie star, a top Hollywood personality with a controversial past, a TV star, a media personality and a glamour model. The UK tabloid also asserts that the stars lawyers are allegedly preparing for a raft of potential legal claims from previous lovers.  Did Charlie Sheen date an award-winning actress? I don't think so. Or a famous model? All of these people sleep with each other in a giant writhing incestuous mass. It's impossible to figure it out with these clues