do you like living on earth but it isn't flat like you thought well i've got the perfect solution for you my buddy souls is opening up a non-pay to win minecraft server one week from now it is a scale replica of the earth and you decide to make it so not pay to win that in fact it doesn't even have a web store you can make towns and you can cyberbully zeff it's a pretty fun experience did i also mention that it is compatible with bedrock and java so no matter what platform you play you can have fun together on this server in one week it launches so the discord server is in the description below for you to stay updated but let's carry on with the video well i'm in a bit of a pickle not to worry though it's not like it's the first time that has ever happened but you may still be wondering what really got me into this place well i'll be telling you about that today stay and see now the guard has just escorted me to solitary confinement but obviously this isn't going to hold me for long i've broken out of 45 prisons total but who's counting so what got me into here in the first place is this server called survival adventures see they run a pay-to-win survival system where you can pay irl money for in-game money and spawners which is kind of bad you know saying that there should be a fair playing environment for everybody involved but you know it is what it is so my buddy purple showed me about an exploit which i already had previous knowledge of but i had no idea that it worked on any servers it is the brother version of the obsidian crash i never made a video on it but it has the same fundamentals except it works with nether portals and composters being lit on fire which end up making the server go boop and crash it so yeah i really hope you do enjoy today's video of course i'm gonna work on getting out of here so just watch this fancy little footage while i do that [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] so so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] now [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you [Music] [Applause] so that's how i got myself into this prison cell but as you know every single one of life's problems can be solved with a high-powered explosive have a wonderful day and


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guys
and
welcome
back
to
my
channel
I
am
painfully
aware
of
how
I
look
right
now
but
it
was
a
decision
that
I
made
30
minutes
ago
and
I'm
sticking
to
it
I'm
sticking
to
my
guns
so
in
today's
video
I
have
a
treat
for
you
guys
because
the
Nissan's
only
fans
account
somehow
gots
even
worse
so
we're
going
to
look
in
his
Instagram
account
because
he's
got
some
questionable
pictures
on
there
but
I
just
have
to
share
the
world
and
then
we're
gonna
dive
back
into
the
only
fans
account
but
before
we
do
that
um
this
month's
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will
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the
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game
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matter
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champion
you
get
they're
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if
they're
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then
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them
you
can
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them
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but
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you
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basically
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bet
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knows
a
thing
or
two
about
swinging
a
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now
for
our
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champion
we
have
the
tormentor
who
looks
a
bit
like
a
reject
from
the
film
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but
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then
we've
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chick
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like
her
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don't
quite
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her
or
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the
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tournaments
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in
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here's
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this
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be
waiting
for
you
here
the
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only
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for
the
next
30
days
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only
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you
to
reach
other
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again
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if
you
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okay
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that's
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enough
so
let's
get
on
with
today's
video
so
apparently
in
easy
on
has
quit
YouTube
to
be
an
only
fans
porn
star
adult
muddled
who
knows
but
I
didn't
I
wasn't
really
paying
attention
to
it
I
know
that
I
never
did
a
video
I
saw
the
title
of
the
video
I
didn't
watch
it
I'm
a
terrible
YouTube
I
barely
watch
other
youtubers
right
now
just
sit
in
bed
and
think
about
the
inner
stability
of
my
own
death
right
but
a
nice
time
has
really
kicks
it
up
a
notch
on
his
Instagram
with
his
pictures
oh
would
you
look
at
that
huh
huh
my
any
fans
bubble
Mesa
to
his
pants
another
human
not
included
Kai
is
still
at
the
house
kai
hasn't
grown
a
backbone
yet
and
left
with
the
kids
oh
something's
ever
change
I
guess
right
new
set
well
my
only
fans
got
some
hands
on
some
almond
oil
he
looks
like
one
of
those
action
men
I
don't
know
I
shouldn't
say
that
they'll
go
to
his
head
he's
just
oiling
himself
up
and
right
ok
so
the
most
recent
picture
up
on
Instagram
it's
bizarre
it's
so
obviously
photoshopped
and
face
tuned
because
the
front
of
his
body
in
the
in
the
mirror
looks
completely
different
to
the
back
of
his
body
that
we
actually
see
in
real
life
on
camera
then
he's
used
the
hashtag
fat
and
the
hashtag
thick
the
time
has
come
for
me
I
have
chosen
death
I
can't
put
it
off
for
much
longer
I
I
didn't
know
about
this
but
until
someone
messaged
me
on
Instagram
some
when
I
talked
to
message
me
like
dude
and
he
Shawn
is
now
doing
nude
on
his
only
fans
and
you
know
I
still
got
that
login
from
that
follower
of
mine
he
was
still
subscribed
to
Greg
so
I'm
not
giving
him
any
of
my
money
and
I
don't
do
yes
that
any
of
you
can
guys
can
you
could
do
what
you
want
your
money
well
I
wouldn't
suggest
it
that's
why
I'm
gonna
be
here
and
I'm
going
to
describe
to
you
what
do
I
say
describe
to
you
what
I
see
not
set
nose
I
kind
of
want
to
do
this
in
chronological
order
so
I
want
to
go
back
and
see
the
gradual
decline
or
when
he
decided
he
needed
shut
start
showing
his
peepee
on
the
internet
not
to
dis
anyone
that
does
show
their
bits
on
the
Internet
thank
you
you're
doing
a
great
service
for
our
nation
nothing
against
you
guys
it's
just
the
fact
that
Greg
is
doing
it
now
do
not
I
mean
oh
I
had
to
give
like
a
cursory
check
the
other
day
to
see
what
I
was
getting
into
basically
I've
already
seen
Greg's
dick
didn't
think
I'd
wake
up
that
day
like
see
Andy
Sean's
penis
today
but
that's
happened
and
this
happens
in
this
timeline
and
I'm
never
gonna
be
able
to
take
that
one
back
so
yeah
that's
tougher
looking
at
it
him
make
it
again
you're
all
welcome
this
one
is
bit
art
I
included
a
random
video
and
I
took
a
picture
and
cleared
my
feet
as
they've
been
requested
quite
a
bit
by
whom
hi
doesn't
count
nice
jobs
but
nice
shoes
but
overlaps
his
butt
is
on
my
laptop
I'm
gonna
throw
this
laptop
off
of
my
balcony
first
part
of
this
set
well
cool
grabs
thank
you
for
your
incredible
comments
what
comments
patty
comments
Jesus
oh
how
do
I
apply
to
be
with
you
Oh
God
apply
today
to
be
with
it's
not
Tom
Cruise
[ __ ]
like
Scientology
finds
girlfriends
for
Tom
Cruise
what
am
I
talking
about
no
one
else
how
about
the
Scientology
pics
wife's
a
Tom
Cruise
did
I
make
that
up
so
he's
just
grabbing
his
penis
that's
it
up
and
this
is
but
again
this
is
but
ooh
I
made
this
to
settle
to
argue
and
some
folks
my
fault
I
might
be
hiding
something
under
there
humble
brag
I
don't
think
I
can
put
them
you
guys
don't
on
the
video
anyway
he's
round
like
these
black
shorts
and
his
penis
is
erect
and
he's
flopping
it
around
to
prove
that
yes
he
has
a
penis
as
if
we
were
expecting
to
see
a
banana
down
there
or
something
partially
based
on
your
comments
I've
come
up
this
pole
what
do
you
want
to
see
the
Vice
nudes
nudes
one
are
all
sex
on
you
video
Lutz
masturbation
video
sex
video
leads
oral
sex
people
want
to
see
a
nice
young
get
his
dick
sucked
he
might
actually
progress
to
making
full
porn
a
lot
of
you
have
been
asking
I
thought
about
when
we
get
to
20
K
collective
lights
or
10,000
dollars
in
total
tips
I'm
guessing
that's
a
month
guys
whom
it's
giving
him
money
the
person
who's
helping
me
make
this
video
but
stop
it
it's
just
a
picture
of
the
underside
of
his
fuzz
of
his
feet
no
one
asked
for
that
I'm
upset
I'm
upset
so
this
one
just
looks
weird
it
looks
like
he's
stretched
his
body
and
Photoshop
for
some
strange
reason
and
and
I
new
nose
will
go
through
the
mind
of
onion
maybe
I'm
being
silly
but
this
set
literally
inspires
me
why
are
you
getting
inspired
but
I
don't
get
it
inspired
by
your
own
nudes
what
are
you
talking
about
Greg
how
are
you
this
narcissistic
why
is
there
a
video
of
your
butt
the
video
cos
but
walking
around
oh
that's
not
the
first
time
he's
done
that
no
way
quite
a
few
of
you
are
into
feet
and
butt
photos
this
what
my
channel
has
become
looking
at
a
nice
yawns
ass
crack
I
never
thought
when
I
made
that
first
video
in
anis
yawn
it
would
end
up
like
this
Greg
no
one
wants
to
see
pictures
of
your
feet
stop
it
I'm
leaving
a
show
I'm
not
gonna
show
you
the
pictures
of
his
feet
guys
because
I
just
I
don't
want
to
upset
you
I'm
not
even
commentating
cuz
I'm
just
vaguely
horrified
you
know
people
keep
saying
that
2020
is
the
worst
year
ever
and
after
seeing
all
these
pictures
of
beneath
Yuans
feet
and
but
I
think
I
might
have
to
agree
this
isn't
entertaining
or
funny
for
me
this
is
I'm
I'm
not
happy
it's
not
that
I'm
a
prude
in
any
way
shape
or
form
you
know
who
hasn't
above
18
see
important
right
my
rights
adults
but
this
is
Greg
oh
my
[ __ ]
will
be
revealed
finally
okay
so
in
this
picture
say
he's
gone
out
to
his
swamp
to
get
covered
in
mud
with
his
butt
out
and
now
he's
walking
through
the
swamp
would
be
a
shame
of
a
fish
bit
his
bits
off
Bruna
sorry
but
yeah
he's
just
covered
in
mud
it's
like
do
you
know
the
baby
you
know
the
forget
it
of
Shrek
where
Shrek's
having
a
shower
and
like
the
mud
and
all
Sarah's
playing
he's
doing
I
think
he's
doing
a
reenactment
of
the
first
Shrek
film
we
hit
20k
as
promised
my
[ __ ]
you
what
luck
wanna
see
me
come
once
we
hit
30
Kael
enabled
those
videos
being
posted
I'm
gonna
lose
my
sponsor
by
doing
videos
like
this
I
swear
and
there
is
there
is
there
is
Greg's
penis
in
all
of
its
onion
glory
there
is
that
and
there
is
again
these
grab
his
penis
due
to
the
camera
lens
things
got
a
bit
warped
anyway
I'm
not
erect
in
the
first
pick
the
person
I
lost
my
virginity
to
the
person
I
lost
my
virginity
to
told
me
I
was
a
grower
had
no
idea
what
she
meant
at
a
time
shut
up
shut
up
no
one
needs
no
one
cared
no
one
needed
to
know
this
but
my
boyfriend
late
Wednesday
is
gonna
be
like
say
what
did
you
get
Tuesday
showed
this
video
an
AC
on
is
good
my
relationship
there
is
his
penis
and
his
his
bulls
and
um
it's
a
penis
if
there's
one
thing
you
could
say
you
could
say
it
looks
like
a
penis
30k
lights
reached
the
release
masturbation
coming
videos
when
we
hit
30
case
lights
release
dildo
videos
the
masturbation
videos
one
dildo
videos
what
like
him
getting
pegged
I
wonder
if
an
easy
on
for
when
he
put
up
that
banana
video
that
it
would
ever
it
would
come
to
this
again
not
that
there's
anything
wrong
with
people
being
adult
models
whatever
most
of
us
do
you
watch
porn
as
I've
said
it's
just
the
fact
that
he's
clearly
doing
this
because
he
does
he
need
the
money
I
think
he
has
money
I've
been
told
we
told
my
sources
say
that
he
has
money
so
and
then
when
you
remember
that
his
fan
base
are
still
young
women
and
girls
and
teenagers
it
gets
a
whole
lot
darker
then
doesn't
it
they
started
doing
this
he's
not
doing
it
because
he
I
don't
know
I
don't
know
it's
a
pic
picture
of
his
but
covenant
oil
I
could
just
imagine
him
being
like
chi
oh
my
ass
up
for
only
fans
a
lot
of
you
wrote
me
and
asked
I
do
a
bit
more
of
certain
things
so
I
ordered
myself
up
put
on
a
Pokemon
haven't
got
to
work
what
who
the
worst
part
of
it
the
worst
part
of
this
is
the
feet
fix
things
with
them
up
I
didn't
I
never
needed
to
fix
Gregg's
butthole
there's
our
so
tell
me
Greg
do
you
shave
or
wax
your
ass
oh
now
there's
Greg's
[ __ ]
I
don't
want
my
channel
to
get
deleted
for
hate
crimes
against
humanity
I'm
gonna
throw
this
laptop
in
the
bin
buy
a
new
one
with
my
rage
shadow
they
did
sponsorship
money
I
thought
that
this
would
be
a
fun
video
idea
I
don't
know
why
I
went
into
this
thinking
it
would
be
fun
I'm
going
to
sit
down
and
have
a
long
think
about
what
I'm
doing
with
my
life
anyway
that's
that's
all
for
this
video
thank
you
again
to
Rach
other
legends
for
sponsoring
this
video
though
the
relevant
links
will
be
in
the
description
and
in
the
pinned
top
comment
pinned
comment
oh
I
got
a
headache
after
looking
at
that
ah
if
you'd
like
to
support
my
channel
then
do
download
raid
it's
free
after
all
what
could
possibly
go
wrong
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welcome everyone to gamer melt today we have a release date for windows 11. intel's monster gpu is on the way tons of gamers won't be able to install windows 11 and amd released a new custom apu okay it's new sideman first up for today while microsoft revealed their new operating system just a few days ago the company never gave us a hard date for its eventual release only telling us that it would get here for the holidays well according to the verge microsoft gives us some really strong hints during the presentation for one a team's message says quote excited to turn it up to 11. can't wait for october now that is someone from microsoft surface team so it could be referencing a new surface release but with him saying 11 it seems pretty obvious then in most of microsoft's press images the date shows october 20th then walmart is promising a free upgrade to windows 11 on eligible windows 10 pcs october 2021 and finally the verge claims that their sources say microsoft is aiming for an october release ready for new devices from oems so i'd say that pretty well means we can expect the final release in october but there is some bad news according to a tweet from windows official account windows 11 is coming later this year but the actual upgrade from windows 10 rollout won't start until 2022 through the first half of the year basically the os will begin selling this year along with new pcs and laptops but the free upgrade won't happen until next year i guess that's not bad considering it is free but that's still quite a bummer now before i get to the next story as of now only 34 of those who watch my videos are subscribed and that means over 60 percent of you aren't so what are you waiting for if you love staying up to date with all things gaming hardware make sure to subscribe as well as check out the gamer mail discord server and follow me on twitter and facebook next up for today during an update on intel's upcoming ai and hpc technology the company revealed a bit of news for their upcoming dg2 gpus and for those who don't know dg2 is the code name for intel's upcoming discrete gaming gpus during the conference they showed this slide and as you can see it confirms that dg2 is sampling which means that their upcoming monster gpus are already being evaluated by their partners so we should actually see a release before too long not only that but it shows that there likely aren't any big delays at least not yet next up it doesn't matter when windows 11 is released for tons of gamers because you won't be able to upgrade that's right if you saw my recent video i discussed the hard and soft floor requirements for windows 11 on microsoft's own page well we can now scrap all of that in the worst way possible as microsoft recently changed the requirements to do away with the soft and hard floors and if you don't meet the requirements you can not upgrade to windows 11. now at first glance you might think this is just the hard floor from before but it isn't in fact it's actually the soft floor as it now requires tpm 2.0 as well as a compatible processor or soc and sure the one gigahertz or faster with two or more cores may not sound that bad but when we go to the compatibility processor page like before there's a lot that isn't covered i'm talking first gen ryzen 1st gen threadripper 2400g and 2200g for amd and anything before coffee lake for intel is not supported that's right according to microsoft cpus that are as little as 3 years old will not be supported on windows 11. to give you an idea of just how bad that is microsoft's own surface studio 2 which they still sell today and comes with tpm 2.0 won't be compatible to upgrade and it's even worse for gamers as we typically keep the same cpu and just upgrade the gpu well if you're running a 7000 series intel cpu or a first-gen ryzen cpu you're out of luck now i will say that while it was working on this video microsoft released a blog post that more or less explains why this is the case and in it they state that they're going to quote identify devices running on intel's 7th generation and amd's in 1 that may meet our principles basically as of right now that is the case but it could change there also may be workarounds when windows 11 comes out but i can't say for sure here microsoft flat says you can't upgrade so who knows what will happen let's just say this sucks and lastly for today amd just released a new custom apu specifically the 4700s now what's interesting about this is that when you look at the marketing you'll notice it doesn't say ryzen anywhere and that's interesting because it looks to be the same apu in sony's ps5 and really quickly it is good to note that some articles will mention the xbox series x but that's just because the original story from video cards assumed it was they've since updated it to save the ps5 along with some reasons that i'll get to in a second either way the new apu comes pre-installed on a mini itx motherboard it also comes with a total of 8 or 16 gigabytes of gddr6 memory as well as pci express 2.0 x 4 but i'll come back to that in just a second either way when we look at the diagram and the manual as well as the device id numbers it becomes pretty clear that this is in fact from the ps5 plus the use of gddr6 memory instead of ddr4 so it's technically not ryzen but it's built on the zen 2 architecture not only that but when we look at the specs you'll notice that the integrated gpu has been disabled which makes it pretty clear that these are likely bin chips with damaged eye gpus and this brings us back to that pci express 2.0 because it doesn't come with an igbu you'll need a discreet card and that pci express slot adds some limitations according to the specs only certain gpus are supported we're talking the rx 500 series for amd and select 1700 cards from nvidia as far as price it doesn't say but a finish store is selling it for around 320 u.s of course that could just be early bird pricing at the end of the day this is really interesting it would have been better if it included the igbo but then amd wouldn't have a reason to sell it plus with its gpu limitations inability to upgrade the cpu using vram for system memory etc this is certainly quite niche but for those wanting a small form-factor pc without doing a lot of work it could be a great buy time as always will tell so while that does it for today what do you think about amd's new apu and are you kind of mad about this windows 11 stuff let me know down in the comments below and if you liked the video please subscribe and as always have a great


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waiting
room
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don't
want
to
join
that
I'm
not
joining
that
it's
literally
just
kids
coughing
into
their
microwave
we
need
to
Oxford
in
here
why
is
Cobb
not
on
discord
did
he
just
pass
out
after
you
guys
ate
Wendy's
yeah
we
ain't
dairy
queen
and
fell
asleep
on
the
couch
go
pour
a
bucket
of
water
I
woke
him
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I
don't
know
what
he's
doing
now
I
swear
God
if
I
walk
back
in
that
loft
he's
asleep
I'm
killing
him
the
only
judge
that's
available
is
me
Tom
told
me
ten
minutes
ago
he
was
wiping
judge
Wow
hello
hi
hey
what's
your
act
man
Oh
my
act
is
reading
an
excerpt
from
my
favorite
RPG
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raid
shadow
legends
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Talent
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me
and
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friends
then
you
can
enjoy
the
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voiced
campaign
by
yourself
and
the
best
part
is
this
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is
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battle
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this
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they
even
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[Music]
all
of
the
acts
are
going
to
be
judged
by
Duxford
myself
Edmund
Braddock
and
calm
okay
what's
your
act
what
are
you
doing
I'm
gonna
do
a
rap
gonna
spit
some
bars
good
luck
yummy
see
back
to
get
this
fall
on
a
cliff
okay
we're
having
technical
issues
around
technical
issues
we're
having
technical
issues
Oh
your
mic
your
mic
is
cutting
out
very
badly
sorry
I'm
pulling
all
my
food
[ __ ]
sorry
goddamnit
okay
yeah
if
you
could
restart
and
if
you
have
any
like
mic
sensitivity
settings
on
discordant
you
might
want
to
adjust
a
little
bit
all
right
well
just
move
farther
back
from
my
mind
you
might
want
to
I
don't
okay
that
might
work
Yomi
about
to
get
this
for
cloning
you
don't
know
me
for
yummy
stop
sucks
I
love
you
homie
Evan
what
are
you
what
do
you
have
to
say
about
this
activity
what
do
you
guys
I
like
how
you
only
love
cob
and
Duxford
I
didn't
know
that
Evan
was
gonna
be
a
judge
all
right
what's
your
act
GP
I'm
gonna
sing
and
play
guitar
that's
all
right
with
you
guys
that
is
that
is
perfectly
fine
hey
dream
holy
[ __ ]
she
don't
go
does
anybody
else
like
fully
erect
right
now
or
is
it
just
me
tell
me
what
hi
guys
hold
on
let
me
let
me
stop
you
hello
ninja
[Music]
can
you
do
my
outro
clubs
enough
that's
a
yes
for
me
yummy
son
having
son
hold
on
let
me
find
out
what
this
is
hello
father
no
I
don't
have
a
kid
where's
the
milk
what
do
you
mean
you
left
your
kid
I
never
had
I
don't
have
a
kid
I
don't
have
a
providing
for
your
kid
man
you
can't
just
skip
out
in
their
lives
and
when
it's
important
to
them
that
you're
there
you
they
need
that
fatherly
connection
I
don't
have
a
kid
Duxford
oh
my
god
you
have
a
talent
or
you're
just
here
to
reconnect
with
your
father
hello
hey
what's
your
act
I'm
gonna
play
piano
do
it
[Music]
[ __ ]
yeah
[ __ ]
yeah
oh
my
god
yeah
that's
it
by
far
the
most
talented
pianist
we've
had
today
we
appreciate
you
coming
out
who
love
your
eggs
yes
for
me
I
have
a
sexual
awakening
okay
play
piano
go
ahead
what
my
man
just
got
a
Minecraft
thing
and
you
guys
just
said
no
to
him
he
just
said
and
you
know
what
I
think
he
deserves
another
shot
no
you
guys
play
the
national
anthem
together
at
the
same
time
different
instruments
all
right
you
guys
ready
yeah
all
right
three
two
one
go
yo
Beach
ferret
what's
up
man
pretty
good
how
are
you
doing
what
is
your
act
today
oh
great
okay
I'm
ready
for
this
let's
go
what
they're
87
stories
I'm
an
impressionist
I'm
gonna
act
out
a
porn
for
you
guys
okay
I'm
gonna
set
the
scene
here
there's
Johnny
sins
and
a
20
year
old
girl
yo
what's
up
girl
what's
up
trouble
fools
I'm
gonna
smash
you
do
you
mind
no
all
right
here
I
go
I'm
gonna
play
guitar
I
think
that's
gonna
be
dust
in
the
wind
by
Kansas
are
you
guys
ready
yes
I'm
ready
okay
I'll
begin
right
now
[Music]
thanks
Ben
you're
so
welcome
you're
an
amazing
guitar
player
thank
you
Frank's
redhot
that's
a
good
hot
sauce
you're
bringing
that
in
Frank
Frank
what
are
you
doing
Frank
you're
oh
my
god
oh
my
gosh
you
have
a
talent
I
do
have
a
talent
what's
our
Joshy
yep
all
right
hold
on
let
me
prepare
this
chip
crunch
I've
ever
in
my
life
all
right
what
is
the
difference
between
Michael
Jackson
and
a
grocery
bag
or
shoe
bags
don't
rape
little
kids
spongebob
theme
song
spongebob
theme
song
all
right
okay
but
before
I
start
I
just
want
to
say
thank
you
for
organizing
this
event
and
putting
all
your
time
and
effort
into
it
and
yellow
and
porous
is
he
now
it's
time
for
our
guest
appearance
soup
attention
yummy
please
put
me
in
a
video
that
is
sponsored
by
rage
at
alleged
attention
yummy
I
can
make
all
of
your
dreams
come
true
[Music]
thanks
for
coming
on
CBS
Got
Talent
soup
it's
only
gonna
go
downhill
from
here
I
saw
little
Brist
gave
that
dick
a
twist
I
like
man
dick
his
name
was
Rick
took
the
whole
crew
back
shot
plumb
loose
moans
loud
like
a
Bruce
coming
his
mouth
hands
up
his
blouse
[ __ ]
I
got
class
okay
I'm
sorry
what's
your
act
sleep
kazoo
I'm
gonna
play
hope
my
grandparents
still
[ __ ]
think
I'm
also
sick
all
right
in
this
entire
competition
that
my
if
I
have
a
golden
golden
buzzer
that's
tonight
all
right
we're
gonna
get
Scott
boss
77
in
here
on
my
play
saxophone
oh
really
yeah
what's
your
idea
jack
I
will
be
doing
some
all
right
all
right
go
ahead
black
boy
what's
your
act
boasts
of
I'm
a
beat
boxer
I
learned
this
from
my
uncle
and
I
call
this
one
beat
boxing
my
homies
all
right
devilish
alper
what's
your
act
there's
nobody
else
backstage
oh
we
did
everybody
now
it's
time
for
the
highlights
from
the
interview
room
he
explained
to
us
what
you
did
briefly
so
I
have
a
band
called
irritable
a
homo
syndrome
bicha
come
quick
ice
on
a
wrist
lawman
you
want
honest
opinion
the
honest
truth
yes
I
really
think
that
was
trash
imagine
they
catch
me
busting
a
nut
okay
timing
is
always
so
bad
all
right
we
had
an
interview
the
next
person
gets
to
get
out
of
here
hey
welcome
mr.
Cod
Newt
connected
right
awesome
awesome
thanks
for
thanks
for
try
it
out
thank
you
to
everybody
who
helped
him
participated
in
Caesars
Got
Talent
I'm
sorry
if
your
acted
and
make
it
in
this
video
we
had
so
many
auditions
it
was
really
hard
to
pick
and
choose
acts
don't
feel
too
down
about
it
because
there
may
be
a
chance
that
you
can
redeem
yourself
in
a
possible
part
two
if
this
video
hits
a
hundred
thousand
likes
I'll
make
a
part
two
okay
love
you
bye
when
I
say
go
you
go
3
2
1
go


Ceri what's one trillion dollars to the tenth power one tweeting lights to the tenth power is 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 [Music] ello Internet welcome to film theory the show that's skeptical you never get to infinity let alone beyond so the teasers and trailers have been Unleashed and Toy Story 4 looks to be yet another family-friendly box-office slam-dunk of a sequel surprising literally no one least of all the big Mouse himself but here's the thing about boys story friends in this day and age of brand safety and child-friendly programming where Disney is so squeaky clean and more than eager to sweep some of their more questionable decisions under the rug I am here to tell you that Toy Story may just be the worst movie of the bunch and obviously I am no stranger to how dark Disney movies can get whether it's cannibalism aboard the good ship axiom the body count of Moana or Dumbo's high-flying adventures with an emphasis on high no childhood memory is safe from the show but up until now I've decided to let Toy Story just kind of skate past my radar I was more than happy to leave it as the beautiful moving trilogy commenting on the realities of growing up that it was but then you mouse and push your luck he had to go in for yet another sweet sweet taste of that money-making nectar and in the process you summoned my wrath now I'm here today to prove to the world that Toy Story is undeniably the sickest most twisted darkest g-rated movie you could imagine that these tales of toys just trying to make their humans happy is instead a dark picture of inescapable slavery headed towards eventual disaster today's episode loyal theorists is dark we are talking incinerating every character you love enough furnace levels of dark that's right folks we're talking pics are dark and I'm not even hyping this up for dramatic effect it is a literal statement of what we are covering today don't believe me well let's begin shattering some childhood shall we just in case you've been locked in a toy chest since the mid 90s here's a rundown of the aptly named Toy Story films which appropriately enough tell the story of some toys these toys seemed normal enough when humans are around but when left alone they come to life the toys love their owner Andy and they go to extraordinary lengths to be with him the original Toy Story film is all about the arrival of Buzz Lightyear a cool new toy who threatens to unseat woody is Andy's favorite they eventually team up against the kid next door a promising young man who seems destined to become a neurosurgeon one day and they scar him so severely that he goes on to become a garbage man instead of pursuing his medical dreams note the skull shirt there people that is Pixar shorthand for same person in Toy Story - woody learns that he's a collector's item and has to choose between that hashtag museum life and returning to his kid in Toy Story 3 woody has to choose between that hashtag daycare life and you guessed it returning to his kid and in Toy Story for his trailer woody faces his biggest choice yet will he choose that hashtag carnival life or will he return to his kid so that Pixar can continue printing money with these sequels to infinity and beyond I think we all know the answer to that one now with all that context out of the way let's hop into the theorizing shall we imagine for a moment that you're a toy in Toy Story start with you coming to life now at this point you've probably already assumed that a child's imagination is what indeed is a toy life but in case there was any doubt about it the Toy Story 4 trailer officially makes it canon bonnie made a friend in class no no she literally made a new friend kids are essentially the gods that giveth life in the Toy Story verse and from that moment on you're told that your life has a singular purpose to bring joy to the humans and that's not an exaggeration it is a rule of this universe again represented by the Toy Story 4 trailer so a child's imagination gives a toy life which is cool and all but the weird thing is toys don't automatically know this when they're actually given life you are a child you are a sad strange little man if you're a toy who's skeptical about this or doesn't believe it initially don't worry the concept is gonna get drilled into your head over and over until you finally decide to come around somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid and you see that's where our problems begin not all toys aspire to be a child's plaything remember how buzz went through a huge existential crisis when he found out that he wasn't a Space Ranger in Toy Story 1 he was devastated to learn that he wasn't unique that the identity he thought he had for himself was a complete fabrication what really got me thinking about this though was the Toy Story 4 trailer again where we meet for KI who's going through an existential crisis of his own I am NOT a toy I was taped to soup salad maybe chili and then the trash but don't worry about toys like buzz by the end of the movie he comes around he learns that toys do in fact have worth worth that is entirely dependent on being subservient to the whims of their masters I mean children kids who really appreciate the sacrifices that the toys are making on a day to day basis oh my kid these masters don't even realize they're alive the toys are born into a system where the very fact that they are alive is kept in the closet both figuratively and literally a world in which they are terrified of humans seeing them as they really are think about it toys are literally imprisoned in boxes and bedrooms until a human child decides it's time to play with them and you can't see it because this is all voiceover but I am tossing strong finger quotes over the word play there because this so-called playtime is a hundred percent free of toy consent whatever that child wants that toy must oblige you consider all those poor disrespected Barbies and it's not like they can't be alive in the presence of humans it's that they won't they're too scared to be when the chips are down sure they'll reveal themselves to humans if they have to so play nice but the norm is just to lay there and let your human do whatever it wants with you and then cast you aside when they're done and despite it all the toys still show unconditional love to their kids something we all get sniffily over in the theater because Randy Newman is singing about friendship or whatever but if you start peeling back the surface layers that shot of Jesse looking longingly out of a window is really just a textbook case of Stockholm Syndrome when you look at what the toys go through and what they have to do to maintain the status quo of this society it's a system that outright denies toys self-determination then doesn't even allow them to make their own existence known but humans are the ones who gave them life in the first place so it makes sense I hear you saying down in the comments and sure you are more than welcome to believe that that is totally fine with me but before you make your decision let me also ask you this you didn't get a choice in being born did you and so you would also be okay being the play thing of your parents you know the people who gave you life without your knowledge just asking so as a toy that's your life a lifetime spent in servitude to masters who control your every action and don't even know that you're alive then as we see in Toy Story 3 they grow up and they abandon you yay happy g-rated kids movie but we're still not done because we haven't taken this to its logical conclusions because for as awful as this systemic indentured servitude might seem at least you have the sweet release of death to look forward to right right maybe that's cuz there are some pretty old toys running around in these movies in Toy Story 2 we learned that stinky Pete was manufactured back in the 50s and he has an aged one bit since his Woody's roundup days granted he's done an exceptional job of keeping himself in mint condition but the Toy Story 4 trailer features a slew of other vintage toys they're not under glass and they seem to be doing just fine too furthermore toys don't have organs so riddle me this how are you gonna die of natural causes if there are no organs that can fail and further furthermore if there are no organs inside of a toy no brain no heart is it even possible to kill a toy no but really how do toys end their life in this series think about it we know for a fact there is nothing in a toys body or head that is vital to life after all there's a friggin fishing pole with legs walking around in SIDS room it seems to be doing just fine and thanks to sit again we also know a toys body part can still function even after being severed from the body itself his toys have all been Frankensteined and swapped around like crazy and they're all walking around still being toys really unhappy miserable toys but still unfortunately for them they're very much alive and still suffering at the hands of his torture we also know that toy death isn't tied to the kids while it seems perfectly logical that children as the gods in this world who giveth life would also taketh it away when they stop playing make-believe that isn't the case at all we've seen many many toys throughout the series who remain alive long after their children about grow numb and quit playing make-believe it's also implied that even adult toy collectors who just buy toys and keep them in a box on a shelf can also instill life into the toys so throughout this entire franchise we have yet to see a truly dead toy of course we've seen toys die I hear you saying there's the whole incinerator scene at the end of toys three and first we've never actually see if a toys life is truly taken away by that but secondly what if it is are you telling me that the only way that a toy can die is by burning to death or being completely destroyed I think again back to SIDS room where toys are ripped apart armyman are drowned and maimed in the backyard and they're still just walking around they need to be atomized melted into nothing to bite the big one is that revelation supposed to make me feel better about this universe but oh no friends I can tell you one step further here not only is a death by fire or explosion or just complete annihilation the only way for a toy to bite the big one more often than not it's also gonna have to require them to make the choice themselves most toys are gonna have to choose to finish themselves off I mean think about it if I throw my woody away and it goes to the garbage dump from there he's still alive he's either buried alive under the mounds of garbage that Wally's gonna collect in a few centuries or else wandering around the wasteland alongside the fragments of all the other broken abandoned toys unless they actively seek out an incinerator they're just there hanging out forever yearning for a death that will never come until they make the choice to sacrifice themselves to the fire sure it's one of the most moving tense emotional scenes ever watching our heroic toys escape the incinerator at the end of Toy Story 3 but the sad truth is that that slow descent into the fire is what awaits most of the toys that we see throughout these movies oh wait sorry they have to go through the chopper first so there you have it ladies and gentlemen think about that as you line up to go see Toy Story 4 which will undoubtedly be about woody growing up and finding a new purpose in life finding a life path that doesn't depend on making children happy because he just like Bo Peep and those creepy ventriloquist dolls is just too old for children to love anymore it's probably got asbestos and a stuffing or something like that and what else is what are you gonna do he's never gonna die at least until the moment he chooses to or randomly catches on fire Disney brand safe for all the kiddies so that my friends is the dark truth of boys story the one that they don't want you thinking about too much as they play that Randy Newman song for the umpteenth time show us the garbage dumps Disney I want the receipts reveal the truth to us but then again there is one other way this whole Toy Story could play out if you look at the toys across the three movies the Pixar universe could be headed into a state of war a human vers toy total war and if that's the case well it's not gonna be looking too good for the humans but more on that in the next episode in the meantime remember what woody always says wait what that's not what you say woody also it sounds horrific Lee painful no actually no one ever has but uh let me guess because you're a member of Dollar Shave Club Wow who knew that this beloved animated character would also support our sponsor for today's episode Dollar Shave Club now by this point you're probably just like old woody here you're 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been
playing
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lot
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dark
souls
and
fighters
lately
games
that
are
extremely
punishing
and
when
i'm
kind
of
on
a
losing
streak
or
can't
seem
to
find
a
rhythm
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have
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a
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peace
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me
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are
sort
of
zone
out
games
i
play
best
when
i
can
relax
and
let
my
muscle
memory
take
over
listening
to
audiobooks
when
i'm
playing
gives
my
mind
something
to
chew
on
as
i
let
automaticity
take
the
wheel
and
gives
me
the
feeling
that
i
am
actually
knocking
down
something
off
my
backlog
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i
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weirdest
video
of
the
year
there
are
a
handful
of
statements
about
the
universe
that
i
find
to
be
consistently
true
going
to
bed
knowing
that
you
don't
have
to
be
up
early
makes
for
a
legendary
sleep
we
will
all
do
this
little
thing
with
tape
at
least
once
in
our
lives
we've
all
sd'd
in
smash
when
it
mattered
most
sometimes
games
save
too
fast
and
it's
necessary
to
save
twice
just
in
case
no
one
has
ever
been
happy
to
see
one
of
these
if
you've
ever
been
handed
a
controller
at
your
friend's
house
and
wondered
if
they've
scratched
their
balls
when
using
it
the
answer
is
yes
try
not
to
think
about
it
and
if
you
see
someone
slip
and
fall
down
you
will
fight
back
the
urge
to
laugh
there
is
a
certain
pleasure
in
seeing
something
go
wrong
this
bbc
guy
walking
around
like
a
lost
child
as
the
broadcast
begins
robert
downey
jr
fumbling
with
this
suv
hatch
in
avengers
bloopers
this
horse
packing
up
its
hind
legs
to
go
home
after
a
long
day
of
work
mistakes
are
a
natural
part
of
life
we
all
trip
over
hurdles
whether
it
be
in
an
interview
a
date
or
even
an
actual
hurdle
when
it
comes
to
stories
however
books
movies
anime
tv
mistakes
are
edited
out
and
sold
as
a
bonus
feature
with
the
blu-ray
the
product
you
the
consumer
receives
is
meticulously
edited
reviewed
and
polished
before
it
ever
actually
meets
your
pooples
to
ensure
that
it
is
a
seamlessly
immersive
experience
even
if
there
are
oopsie
boopsies
in
most
cases
they
are
largely
unnoticeable
and
won't
break
your
suspension
of
disbelief
and
despite
what
we
may
remember
about
growing
up
playing
video
games
it
at
least
feels
like
mishaps
in
them
are
fewer
and
far
between
with
constant
patches
coming
through
in
the
industry
as
a
whole
growing
[Music]
but
yeah
they're
still
around
and
they
come
in
a
wide
variety
to
fit
your
liking
invisible
vehicles
confused
nbc's
speed
run
strats
being
inside
stuff
falling
out
of
stuff
sleep
paralysis
demons
dwayne
the
rock
are
you
winning
son
frozen
horses
sliding
horses
bouncy
horses
flying
horses
there
are
a lot
of
wonky
horses
you
see
stories
told
in
other
forms
of
media
can
control
every
little
thing
on
the
screen
or
on
the
page
don't
like
something
edit
it
out
refilm
it
rewrite
it
redraw
it
digitally
remove
it
digitally
edit
digitally
shave
it
but
stories
told
through
this
particular
medium
are
the
exception
regardless
of
how
many
hours
of
play
testing
months
of
delays
or
years
of
patches
a
game
may
have
there
is
simply
no
way
to
ensure
that
the
literal
millions
of
possible
situations
inputs
and
scenarios
a
large
game
engine
can
produce
will
be
completely
bug-free
even
20
years
after
games
drop
speed
runners
are
still
finding
exploits
new
games
regardless
of
delays
or
the
size
of
the
studio
working
on
them
will
have
to
deal
with
glitches
at
least
to
some
degree
and
because
of
this
we
all
get
it
you
know
in
fact
some
bugs
are
kind
of
endearing
you
accept
that
nonsense
will
ensue
in
gta
you
know
what
you're
signing
up
for
if
you
play
a
select
few
sonic
games
and
dammit
i
hope
cyberpunk
never
changes
in
fact
some
games
are
purposely
left
full
of
bugs
and
goofy
physics
because
a
lot
of
us
are
simply
tickled
pink
at
this
the
problem
with
glitches
really
rears
its
head
when
we're
talking
about
immersion
let's
just
say
you're
really
into
the
story
of
the
game
the
narrative
is
hidden
the
dialogue
is
gripping
you're
on
the
edge
of
your
seat
frankly
just
smitten
and
then
look
at
diamond
city
a
place
i've
been
trying
to
warn
of
real
danger
but
every
issue
i
publish
all
i
hear
is
oh
piper
why
don't
you
ever
publish
anything
happy
piper
why
can't
you
write
something
nice
for
a
change
[Music]
right
so
you
might
have
pissed
yourself
laughing
like
i
did
when
i
first
saw
that
but
every
bit
of
immersion
every
bit
of
your
currently
suspended
disbelief
just
got
back
into
school
now
it's
painfully
obvious
that
this
enchanting
journey
is
in
fact
an
imperfect
disc
currently
spinning
away
in
your
dusty
old
playstation
a
few
feet
from
your
sleep-deprived
face
not
that
you
didn't
already
know
that
but
now
you're
getting
an
abrupt
reminder
the
magic
of
the
story
is
tarnished
even
if
you're
still
entertained
but
there
is
a
level
of
tolerance
to
glitches
right
the
first
glitch
is
like
the
first
time
your
partner
touches
you
with
their
cold
feet
under
the
covers
and
it's
all
cute
and
funny
and
you
already
have
so
much
invested
in
that
game
slash
person
that
you
think
it's
quirky
but
by
oh
i
don't
know
about
the
20th
or
30th
time
it
happens
you'll
be
as
fed
up
as
a
triscodicaphobic
waiter
serving
a
table
of
13.
you
see
i'd
argue
there
is
a
healthy
dose
of
mistakes
that
we
as
people
can
digest
when
it
comes
to
being
engrossed
in
a
story
for
most
forms
of
media
i'd
contend
that
that
number
is
very
low
since
almost
all
errors
can
be
fixed
in
post
and
it's
expected
that
a
book
or
movie
is
extremely
polished
gaming
however
is
one
particular
medium
that
i
think
does
have
a
slightly
higher
threshold
because
all
mistakes
can't
be
realistically
remedied
and
let's
be
honest
a
lot
of
times
they're
kind
of
welcome
so
what
i'm
intending
to
do
today
with
my
wildly
clickbaity
title
is
talk
about
why
glitches
are
funny
and
how
under
the
right
circumstances
breaking
the
suspension
of
disbelief
actually
provides
for
a
uniquely
refreshing
experience
we'll
discuss
the
psychology
of
humor
and
immersion
and
to
continue
a
christmas
tradition
on
this
channel
as
well
as
at
least
partially
make
good
on
the
clickbait
talk
about
the
one
other
storytelling
medium
that
simply
can't
be
100
bug
free
let's
talk
about
why
this
is
funny
how
this
can
make
for
a
unique
experience
and
yes
what
a
real
life
glitch
looks
like
the
date
is
march
7th
2021.
pro
wrestling
is
still
without
live
audiences
due
to
some
obscure
virus
you've
probably
never
heard
of
it's
the
main
event
of
aew
revolution
on
pay-per-view
and
john
moxley
is
wrestling
kenny
omega
in
an
exploding
barbed
wire
death
match
which
except
for
the
death
is
exactly
what
it
sounds
like
these
two
men
are
beating
the
hell
out
of
each
other
not
just
with
barbed
wire
bats
and
chairs
but
with
exploding
barbed
wire
bats
and
chairs
it's
absurd
it's
gut-wrenching
and
it's
damn
good
entertainment
and
even
if
we
all
know
that
wrestling
is
scripted
and
more
of
a
violent
form
of
theater
than
a
sport
it
still
takes
you
on
a
ride
and
still
tells
you
a
story
this
story
being
of
two
men
who
simply
hate
one
another
more
than
they
hate
the
sensation
of
pain
this
match
was
intended
to
pay
homage
to
the
controversial
yet
iconic
japanese
style
death
match
where
glass
barbed
wire
and
yes
explosives
were
used
to
take
pro
wrestling
rivalries
to
the
nth
degree
wrestlers
like
terry
funk
hayabusa
and
the
great
at
sushi
onita
made
spots
like
this
something
that
even
a
non-wrestling
fan
simply
can't
forget
seeing
and
so
moxley
and
omega
dueled
back
and
forth
putting
on
what
really
was
a
spectacular
performance
given
the
fact
that
they
only
had
a
couple
hundred
fans
to
feed
off
of
thanks
to
the
pandemic
now
sometimes
these
death
matches
ended
with
a
countdown
where
if
the
match
had
not
yet
ended
the
entire
ring
would
explode
leaving
wrestlers
covered
in
debris
the
ring
engulfed
in
billowing
smoke
and
fans
in
total
shock
as
their
hero
laid
bloody
and
helpless
amongst
the
wreckage
and
this
was
the
fate
of
john
moxley
who
after
losing
was
tied
up
in
the
ring
and
in
an
uncharacteristically
selfless
act
moxley's
former
friend
eddie
kingston
comes
to
his
aid
tries
to
help
him
escape
and
his
time
runs
out
desperately
shields
moxley
to
protect
him
from
the
imminent
blast
this
could
be
a
huge
mistake
but
he
can't
watch
his
friend
go
out
like
this
time
expires
the
crowd
watches
helplessly
and
then
[Applause]
this
my
friends
is
what
we
wrestling
nerds
call
a
botch
botches
have
happened
since
the
dawn
of
pro
wrestling
yes
even
before
the
original
sin
cara
christian
cage
slamming
his
head
on
the
ring
apron
before
scott
steiner
was
ready
batista
realizing
he
was
supposed
to
fall
down
and
then
just
flopping
booker
t
accidentally
dropping
the
n-bomb
on
national
television
and
then
breaking
character
in
embarrassment
this
blood
that
was
supposed
to
fall
on
kevin
nash
falling
two
feet
to
the
left
of
kevin
nash
nia
jax
yelling
after
landing
awkwardly
alberto
del
rio
trying
to
insure
this
bucket
into
big
show's
head
but
slipping
then
trying
again
while
big
show
waits
for
him
to
hit
it
botches
are
an
absolute
gift
so
long
as
they
don't
end
an
injury
and
much
like
glitches
there
is
an
understanding
that
they
do
happen
there
is
no
editing
live
tv
no
escape
from
internet
immortality
if
you
bust
your
ass
running
to
the
ring
in
the
same
way
there
is
no
shame
if
you
can't
help
a
giggle
when
someone
gets
tripped
up
in
the
ropes
just
as
there
is
no
shame
in
liking
a
buggy
game
and
again
like
glitches
the
first
one
or
two
boxes
are
cute
right
ah
it
happens
i
sure
as
hell
couldn't
springboard
off
the
middle
rope
but
when
the
game
starts
breaking
or
the
match
looks
like
this
you
just
you
just
bury
your
face
like
jake
gyllenhaal
after
taylor
swift
drops
a
new
version
of
all
too
well
as
far
as
i
can
tell
wrestling
botches
are
the
closest
we
are
going
to
get
to
real
life
glitches
except
for
maybe
like
theater
gaps
but
anyways
botches
are
real
life
glitches
because
in
what
other
place
is
a
few
fireworks
going
off
going
to
cause
everyone
involved
to
act
like
a
nuke
bomb
has
dropped
edward
moore
the
person
was
completely
fine
but
eddie
kingston
the
character
has
to
commit
to
what
has
happened
on
screen
and
remain
unconscious
he
can't
break
kayfabe
[Music]
the
commentators
must
react
like
these
two
need
to
be
rushed
to
the
hospital
despite
the
crowd
reacting
like
the
explosion
was
20
worth
of
roadside
sparklers
just
like
arthur
morgan
has
to
have
a
normalized
conversation
as
the
cut
scene
is
intending
despite
the
npc's
having
a
shootout
in
the
background
sure
mistakes
happen
on
live
tv
all
the
time
but
a
news
reporter
doesn't
have
to
stay
in
character
because
they
aren't
in
a
fictional
world
[Applause]
there
is
no
story
they're
a
human
being
in
the
real
world
that
made
a
mistake
and
can
acknowledge
it
freely
which
is
not
the
case
when
you're
trying
to
sell
a
narrative
that
is
relying
on
perfect
execution
this
scene
is
about
justice
and
the
concept
of
being
above
the
law
despite
two
characters
being
inside
of
npcs
just
like
this
match's
conclusion
is
supposed
to
be
a
heroic
gesture
from
a
former
friend
who's
been
in
a
dark
place
trying
to
redeem
himself
despite
an
explosion
that
would
cause
vinnie
santorini
from
atlantis
to
lose
his
boner
quicker
than
an
arachnophobic
gay
man
fighting
quailog
and
dark
souls
the
story
was
relying
on
this
explosion
to
be
devastating
but
it
was
comical
when
glitches
and
botches
get
in
the
way
of
a
story
being
told
there
is
an
incongruence
between
the
intended
message
and
the
eyesore
that
is
currently
breaking
your
suspension
of
disbelief
in
that
message
and
that
incongruence
is
why
in
a
lot
of
cases
you
can't
help
but
crack
up
during
the
commercials
of
the
super
bowl
last
february
there
was
an
ad
that
ran
only
5
seconds
here
it
is
[Applause]
now
if
you
didn't
know
most
ads
run
around
30
to
60
seconds
have
a
small
plot
or
script
and
are
you
know
a
little
more
commercially
than
this
but
that
five
seconds
was
among
the
most
effective
advertisements
of
the
broadcast
according
to
the
kellogg's
school
super
bowl
advertising
review
the
reason
being
it
wasn't
very
commercially
it
didn't
match
our
typical
preconception
of
what
an
ad
looks
like
it
worked
because
of
something
called
schema
incongruity
theory
or
as
i
like
to
call
it
sit
as
in
sit
and
let
me
explain
a
schema
is
sort
of
a
shortcut
our
mind
uses
to
put
things
in
context
there
are
little
clusters
of
basic
knowledge
about
a
concept
or
an
entity
that
guides
your
perception
interpretation
imagination
or
problem
solving
about
that
thing
we
have
a
schema
for
taking
a
shower
a
schema
from
making
coffee
a
schema
for
calling
a
friend
if
i
tell
you
you're
about
to
take
a
driver's
test
you
might
think
about
putting
the
keys
in
the
ignition
fastening
your
seat
belt
adjusting
your
mirrors
but
you
certainly
wouldn't
think
jam
mashed
potatoes
into
the
air
conditioning
vents
that
would
be
absurd
and
maybe
a
little
silly
why
because
a
side
dish
is
incongruent
with
your
schema
of
driving
why
would
you
assault
your
car
like
that
why
would
you
even
have
mashed
potatoes
hey
yo
what
the
[ __ ]
just
like
a
boring
5
second
jpeg
doesn't
match
your
schema
of
a
big
budget
super
bowl
commercial
a
giant
running
at
you
with
an
explosive
doesn't
match
your
schema
of
a
casual
chat
about
journalism
you
see
our
minds
like
to
make
sense
of
things
and
when
they
experience
something
that
doesn't
match
what
they're
expecting
based
on
a
current
schema
it
catches
them
off
guard
causing
you
to
have
to
resolve
that
mismatch
which
in
the
case
of
this
reddit
ad
resulted
in
curiosity
causing
it
to
be
pretty
damn
effective
and
that's
schema
incongruity
theory
in
a
nutshell
and
advertising
and
has
the
potential
to
increase
interest
memorability
and
persuasiveness
in
consumers
and
in
glitches
or
botches
it
has
the
potential
to
be
found
as
humorous
according
to
dr
william
frye
psychiatrist
and
laughter
researcher
at
stanford
university
yup
that
is
a
that
is
a
real
profession
humor
usually
requires
two
big
ingredients
one
of
course
is
incongruity
a
mismatch
between
you
know
like
the
schema
of
walking
down
the
street
and
this
poor
person
falling
over
in
a
dramatic
fashion
it's
not
expected
but
it's
also
not
complicated
that
five
second
reddit
ad
worked
because
it
left
you
wondering
what
the
ad
actually
said
and
why
it
was
so
short
it
wasn't
funny
dr
fry
would
likely
argue
because
it
left
too
many
questions
there's
nothing
complicated
here
a
dude
tripped
over
incongruity
isn't
enough
if
you
don't
get
the
joke
it's
because
you
don't
understand
why
there
is
a
dilemma
it's
why
when
i
made
the
joke
about
the
triskadakophobic
waiter
serving
a
table
of
13
it
might
have
fallen
flat
for
you
because
for
it
to
be
funny
you
need
to
know
what
triskadakophobia
is
it
might
have
left
you
with
an
awkward
google
search
instead
of
a
chuckle
now
if
i
made
the
joke
what's
really
loud
and
kills
you
if
it
hits
you
in
the
nose
a
train
then
you
might
go
[Laughter]
because
not
only
is
that
comprehensible
not
only
is
it
incongruent
with
how
specific
i
was
being
it
was
extreme
and
according
to
a
pair
of
studies
from
2013
and
16
surprise
unexpectedness
and
incompatibility
are
experienced
as
funny
and
the
bigger
the
discrepancy
the
funnier
the
joke
which
is
why
this
is
funny
but
this
might
be
really
funny
and
look
humor
is
subjective
i
get
that
this
is
why
i'm
not
a
laughter
researcher
as
always
remember
psychology
can't
be
tested
in
a
vacuum
we're
talking
tendencies
here
not
laws
but
it
might
give
a
glimpse
into
why
subreddits
like
r
unexpected
are
so
popular
or
why
lol
random
humor
was
so
rampant
back
in
the
day
i
guess
screaming
stuff
like
ir
potatoes
randomly
back
in
middle
school
got
such
a
consistent
laugh
because
it
didn't
exactly
fit
any
schema
and
i
think
that's
one
reason
why
glitch
compilations
or
clips
online
will
never
die
glitches
much
like
botches
don't
fit
the
schema
of
what
is
supposed
to
be
happening
it's
unexpected
it's
goofy
and
oftentimes
it's
extreme
one
of
my
favorite
series
on
youtube
is
botumania
a
compilation
channel
that
archives
and
pokes
fun
at
all
of
the
most
recent
botches
where's
the
kaboom
there
was
supposed
to
be
an
earth-shattering
kaboom
i've
been
watching
for
years
it
never
gets
old
despite
how
many
times
the
channel
is
taken
down
for
copyright
and
it's
so
popular
in
the
wrestling
community
that
even
wrestlers
and
commentators
subtly
reference
it
from
time
to
time
you
talk
too
much
i
might
have
just
made
focus
on
that
one
and
it
sees
these
levels
of
popularity
for
the
same
reasons
we
enjoy
the
occasional
good
glitch
now
if
someone
is
wrestling
and
they
well
land
awkwardly
and
are
clearly
concussed
or
bleeding
out
that
might
be
less
funny
and
this
is
due
to
the
second
ingredient
of
humor
that
dr
fry
proposes
a
play
frame
have
you
ever
seen
someone
busted
laughed
and
then
sort
of
felt
bad
for
doing
so
when
you
realized
they
were
actually
hurt
although
once
the
hilarity
of
it
is
washed
away
with
genuine
concern
this
is
what
happens
with
botches
in
wrestling
that
end
in
disaster
someone
clearly
with
a
traumatic
head
injury
a
torn
acl
a
crushed
nose
in
all
these
cases
humor
left
the
building
because
the
danger
of
the
situation
greatly
outweighs
any
haha
from
the
unexpected
for
it
to
be
funny
things
have
to
be
seen
in
a
play
frame
which
dr
frey
says
puts
a
real
life
event
in
a
non-serious
context
and
allows
for
an
atypical
psychological
reaction
playstate
is
why
this
is
hilarious
but
this
is
hard
to
watch
[Applause]
the
beauty
of
games
is
that
they
stay
in
that
play
frame
no
one
died
from
this
explosion
npcs
and
gta
aren't
real
people
things
can
be
endlessly
absurd
in
the
virtual
world
and
there
is
no
risk
of
being
legitimately
concerned
for
anyone's
safety
but
not
all
botches
are
created
equal
i've
seen
some
scary
ones
in
my
day
and
i
truly
hope
i
don't
see
many
more
this
is
still
great
though
playstate
is
intact
here
anyways
this
video
has
been
kind
of
all
over
the
place
let
me
wrap
this
up
by
talking
about
something
i
think
is
undeniably
cool
botches
and
glitches
can
be
funny
they
can
be
scary
they
can
break
your
immersion
and
unsuspend
your
disbelief
but
they
can
also
steer
into
the
skid
and
paradoxically
use
all
of
those
things
all
of
those
natural
human
reactions
to
make
a
story
even
more
captivating
when
you're
watching
a
wrestling
match
you
can
kind
of
tell
when
someone
is
real
life
hurt
or
they
have
what
we
would
call
a
shoot
injury
either
they're
bleeding
way
more
than
they
should
the
other
wrestler
breaks
character
in
concern
or
they're
injured
in
such
a
way
that
they
clearly
aren't
pretending
one
such
occasion
was
a
match
between
chris
hamrick
and
a
young
cm
punk
hamrick
goes
for
a
top
rope
backflip
slips
catches
his
ankle
on
the
top
rope
and
suffers
a
gruesome
knee
injury
he's
clearly
in
genuine
pain
punk
and
some
reps
how
about
the
poor
man
and
then
[Music]
fans
in
attendance
were
completely
swerved
just
like
the
fans
during
this
match
when
alexa
bliss
horrifically
breaks
her
arm
and
uses
her
opponent's
concern
as
an
opening
to
get
in
a
cheap
shot
amazing
how
we
forget
that
folks
can
be
double
jointed
botches
can
be
used
to
draw
legitimate
sympathy
that
can
then
be
betrayed
to
make
the
villain
in
the
match
seem
even
more
like
a
piece
of
[ __ ]
in
the
same
way
a
game
can
use
a
glitch
to
cause
genuine
real
world
concern
like
an
arkham
asylum
or
you
might
think
your
game
has
crashed
only
to
realize
it's
all
a
ruse
to
illustrate
the
effects
of
scarecrow's
drugs
doki
doki
employs
glitches
to
actually
draw
you
even
deeper
into
the
story
by
making
you
question
where
the
boundaries
of
this
game
lie
i've
talked
about
fourth
wall
breaks
before
so
i
won't
dwell
here
too
long
but
they
work
in
a
lot
of
cases
because
they
can
cause
real-life
distress
in-game
stakes
sort
of
leak
into
reality
it
breaks
that
playstation
suddenly
this
person
could
legitimately
be
hurt
my
game
could
legitimately
be
broken
when
you
realize
it's
all
a
hoax
everyone
is
safe
and
this
was
all
part
of
the
act
the
play
state
is
re-established
and
you
feel
entertained
in
a
remarkably
refreshing
way
it's
one
of
the
reasons
wrestling
is
so
damn
interesting
to
me
aj
styles
once
genuinely
botched
a
springboard
into
the
ring
then
to
make
it
feel
more
natural
he
purposely
botched
it
again
and
even
decided
against
using
it
over
the
course
of
the
event
to
make
it
seem
like
his
character
had
the
yips
then
finally
he
nails
the
move
on
the
last
day
for
a
big
crowd
reaction
effectively
turning
a
shoot
error
into
a
k-fave
storyline
which
is
not
uncommon
in
wrestling
sometimes
an
explosion
doesn't
work
and
you
have
to
roll
with
it
or
play
it
off
like
it
was
a
big
prank
for
your
childhood
friend
john
to
come
to
your
rescue
daddy
omega
may
be
a
tough
son
of
a
[ __ ]
to
cover
you
up
and
dry
hump
you
in
the
middle
of
the
ring
but
he
can't
make
an
exploding
ring
worth
a
[ __ ]
well
four
sparklers
shot
from
the
corner
posts
in
this
match
word
on
the
street
was
that
michael
hickenbottom
the
person
was
shoot
frustrated
backstage
with
terry
belaya
the
person
so
when
shawn
michaels
the
character
wrestled
with
hulk
hogan
the
character
on
this
evening
michaels
went
out
of
his
way
to
oversell
or
wildly
over
dramatize
all
of
hogan's
moves
technically
doing
his
job
but
also
making
hogan
look
ridiculous
in
the
process
it
was
hilarious
to
watch
but
when
you
see
moments
like
this
where
real
life
drama
bleeds
into
the
talents
lives
you
get
a
different
story
entirely
who
are
we
watching
in
this
match
the
on-screen
characters
or
the
men
behind
them
when
a
game
glitches
are
we
seeing
an
unintentional
mistake
or
a
subtle
premeditated
scheme
to
make
us
let
our
guard
down
well
this
has
been
a
fun
video
and
i
want
to
thank
you
for
tuning
in
to
what
may
be
the
strangest
most
unrelated
related
pair
of
topics
i
have
ever
covered
in
summary
glitches
are
funny
and
botches
are
usually
funny
and
both
draw
our
attention
slash
get
a
chuckle
out
of
us
because
of
how
damn
incongruent
they
are
with
what
the
story
is
trying
to
tell
us
does
that
break
your
immersion
yes
maybe
but
it
can
also
be
used
to
clearly
draw
you
back
in
even
deeper
humor
is
subjective
maybe
you've
never
once
thought
someone
slipping
down
and
falling
was
funny
but
even
so
i
hope
you
had
a
delightful
time
watching
this
video
i've
been
daryl
you've
been
a
lovely
audience
for
the
past
four
years
and
i
can't
wait
to
see
you
again
in
2022.
thank
you
so
much
for
watching
and
have
yourself
a
damn
good
one
oh
[ __ ]
we
forgot
to
do
patreon
all
right
hey
huge
thank
you
to
all
of
my
wonderful
patreon
supporters
especially
this
month's
featured
patrons
who
are
uh
well
i'm
gonna
mess
this
name
up
mikhail
m
mikhail
per
servers
i
think
that's
like
polish
maybe
mikhail
preservers
thank
you
uh
david
schumer
blitz
blade
thank
you
blitz
blake
uh
geister
thank
you
geister
k
walk
quack
ars
a15
rs
of
15
craps
difficult
names
for
me
on
this
particular
list
for
some
reason
the
wonderful
doc
sophie
as
always
pleasure
to
have
you
here
uh
abbadude
and
that's
all
of
them
i
don't
know
why
i
said
like
there
was
more
but
that's
all
i
eat
for
this
month
guys
this
has
been
an
incredible
year
2021
i
think
as
far
as
the
world
goes
was
much
better
uh
2020
obviously
was
terrible
for
all
the
reasons
that
it
was
terrible
but
it's
a
pleasure
to
be
able
to
look
back
and
realize
that
i
have
been
doing
this
channel
now
for
four
years
and
that
four
years
included
a
pandemic
usually
whenever
i
do
this
last
video
of
the
year
i
get
like
emotional
i'm
like
i
can't
believe
but
good
this
thing
says
it's
kind
of
routine
now
i'm
not
gonna
lie
to
you
i
would
like
to
sit
here
and
be
like
i
can't
believe
we've
done
this
guys
but
it's
another
year
man
i
don't
know
i've
kind
of
settled
into
a
rhythm
but
i'm
excited
to
get
back
to
work
for
next
year
i
have
a
lot
of
cool
stuff
planned
including
that
potential
psychoplay
on
anime
and
we
may
even
do
two
i
don't
know
anything
can
happen
i'm
i'm
kind
of
running
out of
topics
to
be
honest
with
you
but
but
i'll
come
up
with
more
anyways
take
care
guys
from
my
family
to
yours
merry
christmas
happy
holidays
happy
hanukkah
happy
kwanzaa
happy
of
that
if
you
don't
celebrate
any
of
it
i
hope
you
just
have
a
lovely
december
whatever
it
is
guys
just
please
enjoy
some
time
with
your
family
enjoy
some
time
with
your
friends
hope
you
have
some
time
off
make
sure
you
rest
make
sure
you
sleep
in
make
sure
that
you
drink
something
warm
make
sure
you
drink
something
cold
i
don't
know
live
your
life
just
just
enjoy
yourself
i
will
be
back
next
year
for
year
five
of
this
crap
and
yeah
until
then
see
you
in
january
catch
you
boy
over
on
twitch
maybe
on
twitter
links
maybe
i
don't
know
i'm
tired
i'm
gonna
go
bye
guys
oh
my
oh
my
god


okay pom for big patchwork thank you drop formerly known as mass drop for sponsoring this video they sent me their exclusive gaming headset the cost GMR and I am here to showcase this value headset when you're buying a headset generally quality increases with price there are the real budget headsets for 20 dollars but anyone who's tried those knows that they are one-star a level up from there are the ones around fifty dollars the cost GMR is at that low price point of fifty dollars and is the best in class for the price range even beating out headsets which are even more expensive I recently have gone a lot of trips even those internationally and having a good headset like the cost GMR has been great for those long flights the cost GMO also has a swivel microphone no mics here's the microphone quality for you to observe the headphone came with the sound quality in head first as a microphone second but hey if you need to voice chat it's a mic I've also previously showcased the 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you can buy two units trait women like if your first offering is really good so that's a pretty standard turn one two three four I'll lock uh if you get like a double here and then we just pray that this you and it's really good yeah here I'm just pretty much locking on the virtue of this unit being good this is like a double those ones close because this human is just so bad so we're just hoping that the unit that comes up is good and then generally the goal is to like get good units when you're have three stars once you are about to get a truffle get the four stars golden them and then today's five star unit which is hopefully really good I think in this case I'm not going to sell free and I'm just gonna be real toys that's a decent unit to pick up next turn so if I'm the walk I need to walk it in two units that I'm gonna buy next turn it's like yeah it's good but not that good that works triple well this is interesting it's really close to triple Pogo hopper I think in this case I can try for it I think I play the next round is actually double Pogo hopper and then bottom yeah this is actually part of the greed of playing Patrick so this is where it diverts from normal play by the way I'm going to use my extra HP as an opportunity to rush into your 5-minute and to also be a little bit more creative thinking about it here take up double Pogo hopper lock next up level up by a unit lock next turn by this thing alright this is really greedy I'm not sure if I'd be doing this as a cost that isn't Patrick I probably would be but you tend to have more success doing this is Patrick because you have 20 more basically the tr5 unit is so good if you get the first one you get the highest chance of getting your white fang enforcement which is how you win the game typically because like ping enforcement is ridiculous if you discover it before anyone else can discover it you have a higher chance of getting that's why I'm not picking up the tie down there here I'm just gonna leave it there freeze again next turn this will cost seven money to upgrade off one money left I plan to sell two merlok Scouts and then pick up the more like type in here get a tier 5 unit and then hopefully that tier 5 unit can carry I think as someone that's not Patrick I would also try to do this pretty unique opening based off of getting like triple tidehunter though and when you get this unit by the way the originals immediately clumped together so there's no way to get another gold off with number lock Scouts unless you get another setup more like step which is I'm liking goddamnit so as any other here right now I'd be at 12 which is a very low number but maybe this is a only do as Patrick thing maybe this is how you high roll your way to victory at least we know what strategy with Oh fairly good units like a five nine right now just off of this trash and four stars were all the good mechs are set here's where we get all the mechs and then win the game hopefully so even if you don't hire all the lighting enforcing a brand you can get like a card that dictates your strategy Pepa variance normally I'd be at seven but that might still be good enough because they do have jump I check that's pretty school out there I'd like pickup kaboom borrowed or trying to go for door number two oh I'm happy with that now this is a question that agreed if I wasn't if I was up against someone weaker this guy's on that three wins Jake I'd take up the iron sensei but we'll go for the strength now the look of these sensei mixture okay I'm pretty sprung right now I shouldn't put that on the front because I your minions really pulled their weight go ahead and hire one of the other Crips okay picked up some good stuff oh I'll make Borge I've bought at the end got the reset of the divine shields here on the unit that's probably gonna stay around for a bit higher only chance of the Pogo hopper get another five-star unit a little chance with the iron sensei if I get the third cobalt Guardian do I want to mix it early on yes later on probably not so much there's no junk pot is not the best here by a longshot if my feelings I don't know like at least it definitely sets you on your plan the double coal block rating was really good which I managed to get because I rolled early leveled up early so there's a better stuff really in fact it's a part of a good reason to like roll really faster because you get the better stuff before everyone else takes this potentially but get that right in that nice the way my focus oh do it [Music] the whole Colden coolbot guardian here no guarding them the bowel master is pretty good because I'm a normal here I'm at seven health gretna I think I'll wait with about almost this incentivizes me to go for tier five and then try to stack the Ballon Master some of the unique things you can do is Patrick also the extra health uniquely makes the battle master early good I actually didn't play the last term that's kind of greedy yeah we can wait [Music] yeah that would put me as normally dead patches there and that's the right of patches to be greedy here's a gold for the truck but I suppose don't actually want to give the battle masters talk so I'm liking a lock for that yes I'm going to try to buff the battle masters up that would mean trying to get the +1 +1 demon tell all demons for the +2 +2 demon today we have the top we have the cleave the buffer this guy divine shield breaker unless pretty fast yes this is better as the cleave tanker oh but this wanted to go before jump but Oh God and you know crushed there that implies that I'm stronger than the Lich King Wow 23 fully yeah there's battle message so I don't really want to play junk bot out because this is my cycling battle cry now if I play junk but I locked myself junk but doesn't make myself stronger right now I don't think I need it against the Lich Kings the Lich King lost a brand was super easy and then lost to Elise I think this is finances [Applause] oh I got always all my big guys are going oh okay I'm gonna say they're all are gonna run it to the head longest this guy got lucky and there was a lemon sub interesting both Kings got a lot of different strategies those bastards do so much damage these five star units alright another guy cleaned by Patrick Wow minions really pulled their weight go big or go home I always say better hire a recruit while you can you put on the other looks alright commander's weakness [Applause] the minefield imago we're gonna survive this note to self that zap was not very good against the ferry against easy Lich King I don't know if it's too late to pick up another cobalt Guardian it probably is yeah thing don't actually have another unit I wanna talk got a little bit slow that I wanted to play enforcer in game Hydra oh no that was actually fun because I'm up against the undead guy so the goal stuff well I want to play life Fame Forrester buff I should have sold used to entities like heat against my most Kiryat phone this variant is gonna be leaving leaving those Morlocks to divine shield doesn't matter at all really no I picked that up I guess in case I get a third one this board is stuck until I get a better one of those that's probably as good as I'm gonna get there please there yeah I don't know a lot better basically if Battlemaster manages to survive all the poison my wish all about getting that situation the papa [Applause] minions really pulled their weight [Music] huh um one dollar short all right I think they don't actually have Cleves the setting that I'm a back is good before uh let's go right here that's for breaking the vine shields with our microbots there there Oh No hello might still be good enough that's a tie oh no that's a win oh don't tell them okay I was just thinking I'm not entirely sure that I would yes I will get the jump but yes I will um is it worth selling enforcer pickup now it's not cave hydras been doing work alright we're good [Applause] hit the divine shield all right let's yeah I could game this air [Music] [Music]


for
honor
is
a
medieval
melee
action
game
by
ubisoft
that
initially
released
in
2017
this
game
features
multiple
different
modes
in
the
form
of
a
single-player
story
a
randomized
arcade
PvE
mode
for
solo
or
two
players
PvP
battles
of
up
to
four
v
4
players
1v1
duels
two
V
two
duels
and
a
siege
mode
where
there's
a
team
of
attackers
and
a
team
of
defenders
over
the
years
for
honour
has
had
many
new
updates
to
the
game
and
I
remember
myself
enjoying
it
when
I
last
played
it
in
open
beta
so
in
this
video
I
just
wanted
to
go
back
and
revisit
the
game
but
Before
we
jump
into
it
this
video
is
brought
to
you
by
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every
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instant
gaming
has
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giveaway
via
my
link
in
the
video
description
where
you
have
the
chance
to
win
a
game
of
your
choice
so
if
you're
a
bright
boy
and
want
to
save
some
money
or
win
a
free
game
then
click
my
link
in
the
description
below
you
open
the
game
and
you're
basically
thrown
straight
into
the
tutorial
I'm
starting
off
as
the
knight
faction
this
time
around
left
control
to
target
the
enemy
the
game's
basically
teaching
me
to
change
my
stances
next
up
we
need
to
learn
about
attacking
that's
pretty
fast
paced
so
left
clicks
are
your
light
attacks
and
right
click
so
your
heavy
attacks
mr.
pilot
and
me
attack
in
absolute
Leitao
open
the
gates
lunge
forward
double
attack
triple
got
him
a
rank
for
attacking
next
come
on
then
Dodger
okay
so
if
I
miss
she's
easily
gonna
charge
me
[ __ ]
me
I'm
so
bad
watch
that
fee
this
guy
okay
that
time
we
didn't
block
his
attack
we
just
straight-up
dodged
it
I
am
more
of
a
Dodger
than
I
am
a
blocker
parry
whack
come
on
big
Frank
we're
gonna
take
you
out
block
Roger
slicer
middle
mouse
button
is
a
guard
break
okay
so
I
did
that
kick
the
enemy
into
spikes
that's
cool
come
on
into
the
flames
does
it
work
it
does
work
kick
you
into
the
spikes
noob
I
don't
think
we
kicked
him
hard
enough
for
him
to
die
like
that
but
okay
you're
fighting
in
a
convenient
spot
aren't
you
my
friend
let's
go
Oh
stepping
up
Loeb
in
attack
speed
block
block
oh
my
god
block
block
block
block
oh
my
he's
so
fast
he's
out
of
energy
okay
got
him
big
Frank's
coming
down
block
oh
[ __ ]
I
hate
it
when
we
attack
at
the
same
time
because
he
always
seems
to
beat
me
though
buying
on
the
tutorial
block
he's
out
of
energy
come
on
there
is
love
d
how
I'm
so
bad
so
there's
a
new
game
mode
called
the
arcade
which
gives
you
randomly
generated
PvE
quests
but
when
I
click
on
the
arrow
ppens
up
this
season
pass
thing
each
of
which
cost
about
$25
I'll
check
out
arcade
lair
let's
start
with
story
mode
I
haven't
done
much
of
this
so
it
looks
like
three
chapters
one
for
each
faction
the
Knights
Vikings
and
samurai
I
started
out
as
a
knight
so
I
can
start
by
doing
the
Knights
chapter
first
for
different
difficulties
easy
normal
hard
or
realistic
based
on
how
I
performed
in
the
tutorial
I'm
just
going
with
normal
mode
pretty
cool
little
cutscene
giving
us
some
story
this
is
Cole
I've
got
a
few
different
appearance
options
man
the
cosmetics
in
this
game
look
really
[ __ ]
cool
this
one
I
don't
remember
actually
playing
the
story
mode
of
this
game
before
but
looks
pretty
epic
so
far
left
all
switches
between
two
different
targets
at
once
but
once
I
can
go
complete
free
camera
it's
enough
that's
wise
though
I
forgot
how
visually
awesome
this
game
is
look
at
this
castle
looks
bloody
epic
this
game
has
some
of
the
most
weighty
realistic
medieval
movement
I
think
I've
ever
felt
in
a
game
really
cool
now
we're
just
taking
out
the
grunts
who
aren't
that
strong
slicing
through
them
can
we
smash
this
we
can
so
throughout
the
levels
it
seems
as
though
there's
collectibles
in
the
form
of
things
you
can
observe
and
things
you
can
collect
to
get
a
full
completion
of
the
level
tells
you
a
bit
of
story
as
well
now
they're
collectible
four
out
of
four
I'm
twice
the
size
of
any
of
these
guys
in
gladder
Oh
apparently
not
so
we're
going
to
solo
the
catapult
are
we
I'm
a
one-man
army
you
cut
the
rope
we
are
gonna
sail
oh
the
catapult
drop
attack
oh
that's
cool
I
like
that
hold
the
castle
invaders
ramming
slice
now
the
front
door's
been
breached
okay
just
one
man
oh
my
god
what
a
tank
fight
my
second
you
will
be
my
second
okay
start
do
so
a
1v1
in
for
the
castle
okay
my
bats
good
start
oh
my
god
this
guy's
getting
screwed
he
hasn't
hit
me
once
perfect
he
executed
nice
chop
this
bloody
head
off
your
honor
and
service
i
holdin
cross
raised
you
that
was
how
I
joined
the
Blackstone
Legion
very
cool
they're
unlocked
some
stuff
got
some
money
okay
as
you
level
up
you
get
different
perks
a
siege
against
the
Vikings
kill
enemies
to
help
your
soldiers
push
to
the
front
I
love
killing
these
small
enemies
it's
pretty
fun
I
love
the
weight
behind
your
attacks
in
this
game
feel
so
cool
props
to
the
animation
team
here
so
I'm
gonna
rush
these
archers
now
we're
capturing
this
point
all
the
way
it
will
found
some
pots
to
smash
grab
the
catapult
oh
I
can't
shoot
this
really
quickly
left-click
and
right-click
does
like
a
big
AoE
attack
that's
nice
let
me
guess
another
1v1
fight
alright
love
let's
see
what
you've
got
okay
it's
a
bit
unnecessary
isn't
it
brutal
a
new
friend
has
been
acquired
let's
see
how
the
multiplayer
modes
holding
up
quite
the
commander
of
your
faction
to
gain
access
to
multiplayer
activities
I
guess
this
is
the
test
you
need
to
go
through
to
see
if
you
good
enough
for
multiplayer
trying
to
kick
the
ball
off
there
is
come
on
game
let
me
do
an
execution
there
is
that's
an
execution
for
this
is
gonna
be
a
bit
harder
I
have
to
say
what's
this
test
your
mettle
play
a
verse
AI
okay
we'll
do
one
of
those
then
god
this
such
oh
my
[ __ ]
god
that's
fast
it
doesn't
stop
attacking
I'm
terrified
of
the
spot
and
that
I
literally
didn't
get
one
health
King
he'll
be
dead
in
two
seconds
what
is
that
is
this
all
like
insane
BOTS
made
or
something
dodge
getting
[ __ ]
to
be
ones
now
that's
not
cool
[ __ ]
2v1
okay
we
got
one
of
them
oh
man
that
was
about
as
fun
as
being
abandoned
by
your
parents
at
age
3
player
versus
player
domination
I'm
gonna
follow
this
guy
we're
gonna
flank
us
go
for
a
big
damage
big
damage
or
nice
take
him
out
nice
well
played
no
we
just
got
samurais
to
death
let's
cut
through
these
guys
let's
kill
pork
chop
out
plate
seems
getting
wiped
right
now
that's
not
good
Oh
people
are
so
good
at
this
game
so
if
we
die
now
it's
a
permanent
death
beautiful
Red's
got
him
level
up
no
no
no
no
no
dodge
backwards
rest
in
peace
I
did
pretty
good
there
got
eight
takedowns
to
six
deaths
1v1
duel
let's
give
that
a
try
I'm
not
feeling
confident
with
this
one
he's
out
playing
[ __ ]
out
of
me
yeah
yeah
come
on
[Music]
yeah
this
guy's
amazing
at
the
game
[ __ ]
hell
one
win
come
on
Unwin
yes
and
we
get
to
do
the
execution
this
time
yes
so
close
Oh
scheisse
this
game
is
making
me
feel
erratic
I
can't
blame
the
lag
confident
and
assertive
okay
sit
yeah
okay
that's
unblockable
so
when
it's
unblockable
it
shows
you
an
icon
that's
unblockable
and
then
you
need
to
dodge
dodge
okay
there
it
is
dodge
oh
yes
yeah
they're
all
in
the
water
what
an
embarrassing
way
to
go
I
thought
I
was
gonna
win
you're
gonna
bait
them
into
thinking
I'm
okay
no
I
cannot
fail
come
on
how
is
that
not
hitting
come
on
yes
beautiful
this
game
really
gets
the
blood
pressure
going
what
okay
that
was
a
fluke
I
wasn't
keeping
a
lot
done
for
that
I
got
this
we
can
bring
it
back
no
we
can
every
time
I'm
doing
well
I
choke
every
time
for
the
honor
of
the
king
come
on
oh
my
god
victory
absolutely
our
plates
I
won
because
I
had
the
better
internet
connection
breach
what
is
breach
attackers
and
defenders
fight
for
control
of
a
fortress
so
this
is
like
castle
siege
so
this
breach
game-mode
seems
pretty
dead
I
think
out
of
each
of
these
game
types
my
favorite
one
was
actually
the
1v1
mode
it
felt
super
satisfying
to
actually
win
but
now
let's
check
out
this
arcade
mode
and
for
this
I'm
gonna
have
to
buy
this
DLC
but
ever
pain
in
the
ass
but
I
guess
we'll
find
out
if
it's
worth
it
$29.99
euros
that's
quite
expensive
arcade
is
a
P
Vai
experience
that's
playable
alone
or
with
a
friend
every
arcade
quest
brings
you
a
random
combination
of
enemies
locations
and
modifiers
recommended
gear
rank
I
can
buy
money
which
I
can
then
spend
on
new
gear
which
makes
me
more
strong
I'm
gonna
play
the
kenchi
again
as
well
because
it's
actually
quite
fun
class
and
this
is
easy
so
this
is
split
into
four
different
chapters
I
like
a
flame
damaged
that's
strong
destroyed
got
him
uninterruptible
come
on
then
let's
see
what
you've
got
this
uninterruptible
perk
is
absolutely
broken
find
the
warrior
of
the
flame
don't
choke
[ __ ]
choked
I
get
another
try
do
I
nice
forgiving
go
ahead
so
what
rewards
do
I
get
for
this
tiny
amount
of
money
let's
try
playing
the
Viking
come
on
put
it
to
the
floor
finish
her
execute
or
nice
early
impressions
it
feels
as
though
this
was
quite
expensive
for
what
it
is
Wow
we
just
sent
you
to
Africa
oh
I
like
that
keep
running
where
you
going
Oh
Oh
aah
ha
ha
another
execution
oh
ha
ha
this
game
has
style
big
hits
these
common
quests
seem
a
little
bit
easy
here
we
go
run
into
the
floor
Neum
in
the
face
and
chop
his
head
off
it's
hard
to
earn
money
in
this
game
it
seems
oh
my
god
it
costs
so
much
to
unlock
some
of
these
heroes
oh
I
see
but
you
can
pay
to
unlock
them
with
the
year
one
pass
and
the
year
three
pass
so
really
just
paying
for
the
base
game
you're
going
to
be
very
limited
in
the
amount
of
play
styles
that
are
available
to
you
Arcade
Mode
also
works
for
two
players
as
well
let's
see
if
I
can
do
a
rare
quest
yeah
that's
absolutely
ridiculous
unblockable
so
I
basically
need
to
attack
him
with
lots
of
light
attacks
to
interrupt
him
like
that
ok
we
got
him
something
that
is
annoying
me
a
little
bit
about
this
game
is
the
time
between
games
you
just
kind
of
want
to
jump
straight
into
the
next
one
but
it's
like
a
solid
35
to
45
seconds
between
matches
it
definitely
feels
as
though
there's
a
lot
of
downtime
in
this
game
I
think
I
need
better
gear
I'm
gonna
take
on
two
at
once
yeah
okay
I
give
up
I
don't
really
know
how
I
feel
about
this
game
like
what
I'm
just
doing
a
1v1
fight
the
game
feels
good
to
v1
or
like
multiple
players
and
stuff
feels
terrible
it's
really
hard
to
block
when
you've
got
two
people
attacking
you
at
the
same
time
both
attacking
in
different
directions
though
it
feels
absolutely
unbearable
honestly
after
playing
for
a
few
hours
I
already
feel
as
though
I'm
kind
of
done
with
this
game
set
so
after
revisiting
for
honor
for
a
bit
my
thoughts
on
the
game
are
as
follows
the
animations
of
the
combat
and
movement
are
top
top
quality
you
can
feel
the
weight
behind
every
attack
and
it
feels
really
realistic
visually
beautiful
game
even
three
years
after
the
initial
release
the
graphics
are
holding
up
nicely
there
seems
to
be
a
decent
mix
of
both
PvP
and
PvE
content
if
you're
not
a
fan
of
flying
other
players
you've
got
an
entire
campaign
to
go
through
for
each
faction
and
in
arcade
mode
with
scaling
difficulty
the
game
gives
you
a
real
sense
of
satisfaction
when
you
win
a
fight
against
another
player
it
really
feels
like
you
have
to
outplay
them
and
if
you
do
win
it
feels
like
you
deserved
it
the
DLC
stuff
seems
pretty
expensive
for
what
you
get
and
the
Arcade
Mode
feels
like
it
should
have
been
a
free
update
wouldn't
recommend
buying
any
of
this
stuff
outside
of
a
sale
outside
of
1v1
fights
I
don't
think
the
game
feels
very
good
against
multiple
enemies
as
you
don't
see
an
attack
Direction
indicator
for
enemies
you're
not
targeting
if
you're
a
bad
loser
this
game
will
stress
you
the
[ __ ]
out
you
need
an
internet
connection
just
to
open
the
game
so
you
can't
even
enjoy
single-player
PvE
stuff
if
your
internet
dies
it
seems
like
the
gear
progression
is
ridiculously
grindy
based
on
how
much
money
you
get
from
playing
the
game
normally
this
is
probably
to
incentivize
people
to
pay
for
better
gear
with
real
money
overall
for
honor
has
great
graphics
animations
and
movement
but
outside
of
the
1v1
mode
I
didn't
enjoy
it
that
merchant
felt
done
with
it
kind
of
fast
I
think
it's
a
game
that
just
gets
boring
quick
once
you've
executed
someone
a
few
times
that
become
old
fast
and
in
the
end
I
felt
like
I
wanted
to
go
play
more
Dow
or
Mountain
blade
to
which
feel
like
better
games
when
dealing
with
multiple
enemies
at
once
but
that's
it
for
this
video
guys
let
me
know
your
thoughts
on
for
honor
in
the
comments
below
is
this
a
game
you've
revisited
recently
is
there
anything
that
made
you
stop
playing
it
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me
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great
day
and
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really