ramble
this
episode
is
brought
to
you
by
honey
have
you
ever
seen
an
animal
with
four
legs
otherwise
known
as
a
quadruped
it
and
thought
I
want
to
take
off
one
of
those
legs
well
what
do
you
got
oh
welcome
to
this
three
legged
animal
we
call
the
tripod
hares
one
leg
Zack
say
hi
hey
I
was
so
happy
when
I
figured
that
puzzle
out
all
right
another
leg
is
Ned
say
hi
I'm
still
can't
get
the
image
of
a
three-legged
puppy
out
of
my
another
leg
is
here
the
third
leg
who
the
third
leg
is
Keith
try
peddle
animal
yeah
and
then
then
Myles
is
that
sexy
large
general
torso
area
I
was
also
thinking
like
a
kangaroo
has
two
legs
in
a
big
ass
tail
no
it's
definitely
a
three-legged
dog
as
we've
talked
about
kangaroos
use
their
tail
as
a
leg
and
it's
a
freaky
guys
ever
wish
you
had
tails
I
mean
I
do
kind
of
like
just
a
little
bit
oh
yeah
just
a
little
bit
just
a
little
swish
swash
just
imagine
the
pants
there'd
be
like
a
little
little
holes
in
your
pants
cut
out
for
your
tail
to
poke
through
well
do
you
think
that
that
would
be
the
case
or
would
we
just
have
our
tail
go
through
a
long
little
leg
loop
like
we
would
just
have
a
third
you
know
you
think
you
gotta
keep
that
baby
covered
up
well
and
I
think
there'd
be
baggy
tails
and
then
I
think
that
we're
gonna
trend
a
very
tight
tail
pants
mm-hmm
right
and
what
depends
on
it
depends
on
what
tail
you
have
like
what's
your
animal
tail
mine's
very
short
and
meaty
I
feel
like
it'd
be
nice
to
have
a
little
porky
pig
tail
like
just
a
little
kind
of
curly
crazy
that'll
be
the
worst
tail
no
but
on
the
tail
people
will
just
grab
you
little
tail
and
flick
it
yeah
but
all
day
exactly
working
through
them
all
be
real
cute
there's
no
point
of
having
a
tail
if
it
can't
wrap
around
things
I
want
to
be
a
monkey
again
I
want
to
be
able
to
hang
from
trees
and
open
cans
and
like
tap
people
on
the
back
and
then
be
like
oh
it
was
amazing
my
hands
were
up
here
hilarious
well
the
toilets
look
like
if
we
had
big
beefy
tails
that's
the
question
mode
it
couldn't
have
it
back
it
would
have
to
be
isolated
yeah
well
you
could
you
just
sit
on
the
toilet
facing
the
wall
yeah
you'd
have
to
go
to
like
a
special
tail
barber
the
miles
are
you
picturing
that
we
are
sitting
face
it
Wow
yeah
you're
a
cool
teacher
you're
cool
when
you
want
to
eat
lunch
mentoree
school
Ned
you
bring
up
another
unfortunately
disturbing
topic
because
you
said
someone
would
have
to
trim
our
hail
and
the
rest
of
our
body
has
mostly
evolved
away
from
hair
so
it's
possible
that
we
would
just
have
little
fleshy
tails
you
know
that
our
hair
Ellie's
you
know
the
sexiest
tail
would
probably
be
a
bunny
rabbit
because
if
you
know
anything
from
the
history
of
animation
everyone's
trying
to
[ __ ]
the
bunny
mm-hmm
everyone's
trying
to
[ __ ]
bunnies
Lola
rabbit
mm-hm
is
you
know
she's
hot
we're
just
all
gonna
say
it
tripod
endorses
I
read
somewhere
that
Playboy
magazine
finally
stopped
printing
it
was
like
yeah
buried
amongst
all
the
Rona
it
was
like
oh
and
a
hey
also
Playboy
doesn't
exist
anymore
yes
yes
still
online
but
like
they've
ceased
printing
operations
entirely
yeah
apparently
no
no
related
or
just
an
inevitable
change
I
read
it
in
the
New
York
Times
we
all
know
that
the
exchange
of
fluids
can
increase
the
spread
of
disease
so
clean
oh
it's
the
morning
well
good
morning
listeners
we're
recording
this
Wednesday
April
1st
it's
April
Fool's
Day
but
who
wants
to
play
a
trick
when
the
world
is
already
playing
the
worst
trick
on
you
and
guess
what
this
one's
real
you
guys
have
any
good
like
past
April
Fool's
Day
stories
I
always
used
to
do
the
water
squirter
where
you
put
a
rubber
band
around
the
faucet
sprinkler
and
then
when
you
turn
the
faucet
on
Oh
daddy's
soaked
ha
ha
yeah
Wes
like
totally
he
wants
to
play
with
water
all
the
time
one
of
his
hobbies
is
just
washing
his
hands
and
I'm
like
yes
thank
you
the
change
we
need
in
the
world
yes
my
hobby
do
you
ever
like
we
were
supposed
to
do
it
for
20
seconds
that
boy
will
do
it
for
20
minutes
Zach
I
know
we
had
a
secret
project
that
originally
was
supposed
to
come
out
April
1st
but
did
that
get
pushed
yeah
well
we've
pushed
a
lot
of
our
videos
and
schedule
to
a
weird
have
we
mentioned
this
limb
podcast
that
we
actually
are
pre-shot
enough
to
kind
of
last
us
uninterrupted
through
mid-may
if
not
longer
like
into
June
we
have
so
many
videos
shot
but
then
we've
been
pushing
those
back
to
record
more
timely
videos
because
this
is
an
extraordinary
time
and
it
calls
for
it
yeah
it's
it
weird
that
whenever
I
see
one
of
our
pre
coronavirus
videos
and
we're
like
touching
each
other
real
high
hugging
we're
like
high-five
and
I
don't
know
whatever
but
it's
just
a
normal
video
right
yeah
it
was
weird
but
the
video
that
comes
out
this
Saturday
is
a
passion
project
of
mine
to
say
the
least
that
is
one
of
the
dumbest
things
we
have
I
can't
even
say
we
I'm
solely
responsible
for
how
dumb
it
is
one
of
the
dumbest
things
I've
ever
made
and
I
don't
know
it's
either
gonna
be
like
this
very
welcome
relief
and
amidst
all
the
chaos
of
the
world
or
people
are
gonna
be
like
not
now
Zach
once
per
year
I
shall
unlock
the
discretionary
budget
of
a
try
guys
and
make
ah
goddamnit
well
I
guess
one
thing
I'll
say
cryptically
is
it'll
be
a
nice
relief
from
the
corona
news
to
see
something
more
disturbing
there
will
be
there
will
be
an
image
that
will
inevitably
be
shared
and
we
will
see
it
you
know
that
right
Zack
yeah
it
exists
somewhere
and
Twitter
allows
Easter
egg
hunt
yeah
whole
internet
I
thought
I
had
a
screenshot
of
this
thing
that
we
are
cryptically
talking
around
that
people
may
be
able
to
figure
out
anyway
I
thought
I
had
it
on
my
laptop
and
I
had
been
putting
off
putting
it
in
the
video
cuz
why
be
who
edited
the
project
I
didn't
want
to
give
her
okay
I'll
just
say
it's
a
video
about
a
time
that
uh
image
of
my
penis
was
accidentally
uploaded
at
to
a
BuzzFeed
video
so
it's
this
whole
blown
out
ridiculous
narrative
about
that
but
I
thought
I
had
the
screenshot
on
my
computer
and
it's
gone
wait
so
you're
back
to
your
searching
for
your
own
penis
and
then
it
was
on
imager
but
the
link
has
expired
No
thank
God
so
somewhat
but
I
know
that
whoever
uploaded
it
originally
probably
is
gonna
like
dig
back
into
their
old
computer
it's
gonna
be
a
thing
it's
gonna
be
very
exciting
to
see
if
my
news
leaked
Wow
what
does
that
would
be
so
sad
if
you
made
this
whole
video
and
then
that
your
nude
said
somehow
been
lost
to
time
I
think
I'd
be
fine
with
that
let's
put
a
disclaimer
on
our
post
I
just
realized
that
if
they've
happened
to
share
the
nude
do
it
separately
don't
don't
reply
all
yeah
yeah
I
mean
the
strong
preference
is
that
you
do
not
share
it
with
the
world
is
that
it
yes
but
it
will
be
shared
it's
like
hidden
from
view
until
you
say
yes
I
want
to
see
it
and
it's
like
are
you
sure
like
yeah
I'm
really
sure
I
want
that
and
eyes
then
they
can
look
at
it
if
I
think
it's
time
for
a
very
special
egg
update
of
the
week
[Music]
[Laughter]
excellent
okay
so
two
days
ago
the
day
we
record
the
podcast
I
had
my
avocado
toast
with
some
nice
/
easy
medium
sort
of
eggs
really
the
perfect
and
see
excellent
and
then
yesterday
I
also
ate
some
eggs
these
eggs
are
a
little
a
little
overdone
but
you
know
it
was
good
just
cuz
I
got
to
see
what
both
egg
styles
would
do
and
I
am
happy
to
report
that
my
guts
were
5
it
was
it
seems
like
the
curse
is
lifted
or
maybe
I
was
just
always
eating
the
most
butter
drenched
eggs
and
I
I
was
confusing
lactose
intolerance
with
an
egg
issue
but
it
seems
you
know
I'm
gonna
have
eggs
again
probably
this
week
and
we'll
see
we'll
keep
rolling
the
dice
or
maybe
I
was
wondering
like
maybe
I
was
just
super
unlucky
for
like
a
few
years
and
I
got
the
1
out
of
every
thousand
eggs
has
salmonella
getting
the
salmonella
X
statistically
speaking
one
out
of
every
thousand
and
if
you
eat
you
know
a
hundred
eggs
in
a
year
you've
got
a
10%
chance
and
I
was
certainly
eating
a
ton
of
eggs
for
a
long
time
and
like
I
was
always
eating
them
but
dairy
as
well
so
now
are
you
I'm
sure
you're
relieved
but
there's
a
little
part
of
you
or
you
like
are
you
pissed
that
you've
been
avoiding
them
for
all
this
time
for
nothing
you
know
no
I'm
a
little
like
because
I
always
found
like
good
workarounds
I
think
the
one
time
that
it
always
sucked
the
most
is
whenever
we
were
like
on
set
and
there
were
breakfast
sandwiches
and
they
never
made
a
breakfast
sandwich
as
just
a
sausage
biscuit
they
would
always
put
cheese
and
or
eggs
on
it
and
or
there'd
be
like
oh
we've
got
a
great
breakfast
here
we've
got
an
egg
scramble
we've
got
egg
sandwiches
we've
got
just
AG
what
are
you
most
excited
to
eat
because
as
you
know
I'm
a
huge
egg
consumer
yeah
so
I'm
excited
for
the
dishes
you
haven't
been
able
to
put
in
your
body
I
am
excited
to
be
able
to
put
a
runny
egg
into
my
ramen
again
nothing
makes
ramen
avoided
that
I
know
I
haven't
had
that
like
the
half
boiled
egg
which
is
so
delicious
and
that
makes
remand
like
eighty
times
better
but
me
out
of
teeth
that
was
the
that
was
the
thing
and
here's
the
thing
ramen
definitely
[ __ ]
my
guts
up
but
it's
one
of
those
things
on
my
kids
worth
it
it's
just
so
delicious
I
don't
care
but
it's
like
immediate
for
me
it's
like
20
minutes
after
the
ramen
done
and
I
am
not
doing
well
but
it's
so
delicious
oh
do
you
guys
want
to
hear
something
cool
about
spicy
ramen
that
I
learned
last
night
Rob
in
fact
so
I
was
thinking
like
we're
working
on
the
spicy
ramen
video
we
have
Scoville
units
for
the
different
ramen
so
I
was
wondering
hey
is
the
Scoville
scale
linear
or
logarithmic
like
is
8,000
gonna
be
4
times
as
bad
as
2,000
or
like
whatever
the
logarithm
like
40
times
is
bad
is
don't
quote
me
on
that
I
don't
remember
logarithm
7
but
turns
out
it's
linear
but
the
way
that
they
actually
measure
Scoville
now
they
have
like
a
liquid
chromatography
but
since
1912
they've
been
doing
it
by
just
dudes
like
tasting
it
so
they
mix
like
whatever
pepper
with
alcohol
to
like
take
out
the
spicy
elements
that
are
called
like
capsaicin
x'
that's
like
those
are
the
spice
molecules
they
mix
that
with
sugar
water
and
then
they'll
hand
it
to
like
dudes
that
are
just
spice
testers
they're
like
certified
spice
testers
and
the
people
say
yes
I
still
smell
like
I
still
taste
the
spice
and
then
they'll
dilute
it
then
they'll
do
it
again
and
they'll
say
yes
I
still
taste
the
spice
and
then
they'll
do
a
metaphor
tasting
it
I'll
keep
tasting
it
until
it's
diluted
to
the
point
where
they
say
no
I
can
no
longer
taste
the
spice
that's
how
they
come
up
with
a
numerical
assignment
for
Scoville
units
that
is
a
fun
fact
it
also
juiced
up
I
was
like
damn
science
is
awesome
man
I
miss
science
so
cool
I
do
appreciate
you
that
that
is
more
scientific
than
when
you
started
that
story
because
when
you
said
it's
just
some
dudes
tasting
I
thought
it
was
some
guy
named
Frank
he's
like
oh
that's
a
6,000
right
there
right
there
I
knew
a
hedge
yard
near
a
quite
like
that
online
shopping
can
be
even
better
you
can
shop
with
honey
miles
do
you
know
what
honey
is
I
do
it's
the
bomb
honey
is
the
free
online
shopping
tool
that
saves
you
money
online
it
automatically
finds
you
the
best
promo
code
and
applies
them
to
your
cart
whenever
you're
shopping
online
it's
literally
free
money
and
it
is
making
online
shopping
finally
feel
as
easy
as
it's
supposed
to
be
okay
so
imagine
miles
you're
shopping
at
one
of
your
favorite
sites
name
a
favorite
site
Best
Buy
and
you
want
the
best
buy
so
all
you
do
is
you
go
to
checkout
and
then
this
little
box
drops
down
from
honey
you
get
some
salt
in
your
browser
and
I
do
is
to
click
apply
coupons
bada-bing
bada-boom
you
got
every
promo
code
from
the
internet
scanned
in
a
moment
and
then
the
prices
drop
baby
we
buy
stuff
online
all
the
time
in
fact
I
bought
a
Vin
Diesel
action
figure
I
applied
a
honey
coupon
and
it
brought
that
baby
down
by
22
person
saving
money
with
honey
it's
awesome
it's
found
over
18
million
members
over
2
billion
dollars
in
savings
and
if
you're
not
using
honey
you
are
literally
passing
up
on
free
money
it's
free
to
use
it
installs
in
just
a
few
seconds
plus
it's
backed
by
PayPal
so
you
know
it's
good
get
honey
for
free
at
join
honey
dot-com
/
try
guys
that's
join
honey
calm
/
try
guys
save
that
money
honey
by
the
fire
it
struck
me
I
have
a
story
about
a
food
allergy
not
that
I
don't
have
food
allergies
but
this
is
this
has
nothing
to
do
with
I
do
just
happen
to
break
out
in
hives
any
time
I
have
cheese
know
I
had
have
a
friend
oh
I
don't
want
my
friend
to
find
out
about
this
oh
I
know
this
don't
worry
this
story
is
crazy
it's
a
regular
story
it's
a
mystery
by
the
way
before
you
begin
this
is
sociopathic
what
you
did
it's
it's
[ __ ]
I
think
now
it's
scientific
it
seems
like
the
audience
is
okay
with
these
stories
maybe
it's
a
little
[ __ ]
up
it's
not
as
bad
as
last
week
you
don't
need
to
skip
forward
uh
he's
my
roommate
for
a
while
and
he
always
said
that
he
was
like
deathly
allergic
to
pork
right
and
y'all
know
me
I'm
like
just
mr.
gourmand
I
put
everything
in
my
mouth
and
I'm
always
like
yo
you
should
like
test
it
cuz
when
was
the
last
time
you
had
pork
and
he
said
oh
when
I
was
like
a
child
right
and
I
said
okay
maybe
it's
now
time
to
test
it
and
he's
like
no
every
time
I
eat
it
though
I
get
sick
and
I
could
like
break
out
and
I
like
so
I
basically
was
like
okay
so
you
kind
of
tested
it
you're
being
very
vague
doesn't
seem
like
there's
pretty
substantial
evidence
anyway
boom
science
he
he
also
didn't
really
care
about
cooking
so
one
time
I
was
like
you
know
why
I
was
a
bored
and
I
said
what
if
I
just
like
made
a
dish
and
didn't
tell
him
pork
was
in
it
so
I
made
this
I
made
this
a
pork
sausage
stir
fry
but
I
told
him
it
was
beef
and
I
will
serve
it
with
a
side
of
EpiPen
I
had
I
had
I
had
like
nine
one
one
on
standby
and
sat
there
and
I
I
just
watched
him
eat
like
literally
three
bowls
he
just
scarfed
it
down
he
was
loving
it
and
I
just
was
thinking
like
the
whole
time
because
sometimes
he
would
even
put
pork
to
his
nose
and
be
like
no
I
can't
have
that
that's
pork
and
he
just
[ __ ]
inhaled
this
dish
and
he
was
like
oh
thank
you
and
I
was
like
mmhmm
mm-hmm
and
then
I
watched
him
for
the
rest
of
the
night
he
went
to
bed
I
was
like
if
he
wakes
up
alive
then
I
was
right
and
he
was
totally
fine
I
never
told
me
about
it
so
he
still
thinks
he's
allergic
to
pork
but
he's
not
allergic
to
pork
which
just
goes
to
show
you
allergies
the
mental
prison
definitely
not
true
just
just
so
people
don't
think
I'm
actually
a
glass
of
milk
why
you
say
that
again
bro
I
will
cuz
I'm
gonna
break
free
just
to
give
a
little
context
I
like
think
I
had
been
sure
that
I've
seen
him
eat
pork
products
and
other
people
have
as
well
so
it
wasn't
like
I
was
giving
someone
who
will
die
from
peanut
it's
like
a
peanut
right
but
I
guess
the
way
I
recount
it
does
make
it
sound
like
him
it's
the
classic
and
yet
wears
like
weight
Bacon's
pork
no
oh
you
sure
but
I
guess
I
was
a
pork
like
I
don't
know
what
you
would
be
allergic
to
in
pork
that
you
wouldn't
be
allergic
to
in
other
types
of
similar
meat
well
Eugene
also
this
man
was
a
a
Jewish
young
man
No
oh
he
was
when
you
told
me
the
story
I
guess
that
does
dial
the
sociopathic
quotient
back
like
1
or
2
points
ya
know
borderline
I
think
that
I
know
I
I
feel
that
it
does
bother
me
when
people
who
like
I
definitely
like
I
have
a
I
have
a
roommate
who
says
she's
allergic
to
things
and
she
just
doesn't
like
them
and
it
like
oh
he's
kind
of
just
this
like
you
just
don't
like
it
just
say
you
don't
like
it
well
for
picky
eaters
that's
like
the
cheat
code
when
you're
out
to
dinner
and
you
don't
want
to
be
a
dick
where
it's
like
oh
I
don't
like
parmesan
can
you
keep
it
on
site
you
just
tell
them
all
the
parmesan
and
then
they
keep
it
what
is
it
like
it's
basically
I
think
it's
like
emotional
support
animals
right
it
like
it
confuses
the
issue
from
people
that
actually
like
need
an
EpiPen
or
need
to
be
rushed
to
the
hospital
if
they
have
a
trace
amount
of
peanuts
right
or
dairy
or
whatever
it
is
when
Zach
and
I
go
out
to
eat
together
we'll
both
be
like
is
there
dairy
in
this
dish
and
they'll
be
like
oh
there
is
a
little
bit
and
I'll
be
like
oh
that's
fine
for
me
exactly
like
that's
not
okay
for
me
they're
like
what
why
is
it
they're
like
literally
the
lactose
and
aeri
allergy
and
they're
very
confused
and
then
if
you
go
to
like
nice
restaurants
they'll
come
over
like
every
time
and
be
like
so
this
dish
actually
has
is
cooked
in
a
pan
that
also
can
sometimes
have
dairy
in
it
and
we're
like
oh
that's
i'm
assume
that's
fine
for
me
and
Zacks
like
I
don't
know
I
don't
know
that's
okay
at
those
very
nice
restaurants
sometimes
what
I'll
tell
the
waiters
is
like
look
if
you
tell
me
that
this
is
the
best
bite
of
food
that
I'll
ever
eat
and
as
long
as
it's
not
straight
cream
it's
worth
a
little
bit
of
pain
but
like
it's
I
gotta
choose
my
like
it
will
hurt
me
but
yes
if
this
focaccia
was
glazed
with
a
slight
butter
and
it's
just
like
gonna
melt
my
dick
apart
then
yes
give
me
a
bite
oh
yeah
I
mean
I
get
that
I
was
speaking
in
terms
that
Keith
would
understand
yeah
I
have
a
little
interjection
here
also
I
love
I
just
have
all
these
stupid
phrases
and
I
love
when
I
you
guys
start
adopting
them
specifically
or
something
my
dick
apart
is
a
common
one
that
I
like
to
say
Keith
oh
my
dick
off
you
yeah
that's
cute
this
morning
I
woke
up
and
I
was
like
oh
I
need
to
take
my
shower
before
the
podcaster
I
look
nice
I
did
not
do
that
because
our
hot
water
is
not
working
I'm
in
the
same
place
as
Zach
a
few
weeks
ago
and
I
haven't
figured
out
how
to
address
it
yet
cuz
now
I'm
here
but
my
hot
waters
not
working
I
got
a
spectrum
guy
coming
today
today
is
a
real
real
concerning
day
because
I've
known
how
to
pay
rent
and
I've
got
to
ask
my
building
manager
who's
like
eighty
thousand
years
old
what's
up
with
the
water
and
I
also
don't
want
to
get
anywhere
near
him
because
he's
so
old
I
have
an
admission
a
rare
admission
Oh
that
of
what
actually
how
the
try
guys
have
made
me
better
as
a
person
because
I
realized
that
story
makes
me
sound
like
I
was
very
bad
person
which
in
a
lot
of
ways
I
was
but
I
think
that
I
admit
that
for
a
long
period
my
life
I
was
very
intolerant
of
people
who
had
food
intolerances
does
that
make
sense
yeah
it's
like
it's
kind
of
like
it's
a
shade
of
when
people
like
harp
on
vegetarian
people
or
vegans
you
know
you
used
to
be
the
type
of
person
that
would
disdain
on
someone's
self
professiona
and
intolerance
yeah
I
was
always
that
guy
I
think
I
think
it
came
from
my
childhood
because
my
parents
basically
forced
me
to
eat
everything
like
they
wouldn't
let
me
be
picky
right
they
always
said
this
is
very
90s
but
my
parents
always
said
you
know
there
are
starving
kids
in
Africa
do
you
know
there
are
starving
kids
in
Asia
I
also
remember
like
I
didn't
like
salad
as
a
kid
and
my
dad
for
like
a
month
like
force-fed
me
salad
to
make
me
like
it
he
will
just
sit
there
and
spoon
in
my
mouth
and
be
like
I
bought
this
you
eat
this
and
then
I
liked
salad
so
I
guess
I
never
really
got
how
people
could
be
intolerant
of
food
but
knowing
Zach
and
Keith
it's
really
warm
me
up
to
the
idea
that
it's
it's
very
valid
like
it's
a
valid
and
a
hard
way
to
live
I
never
really
understood
that
whenever
force-feed
people
things
it's
typically
with
a
spoon
because
it's
like
super
mush
I've
never
seen
someone
force-feed
someone
with
a
fork
and
that
must
be
way
scarier
it's
a
little
trident
going
in
your
mouth
yeah
my
well
he
did
it
with
god
this
is
such
a
specific
memory
he
did
it
with
coleslaw
because
he
figured
coleslaw
would
be
like
a
gateway
because
I
didn't
even
want
to
touch
the
coleslaw
and
it
was
a
fine
is
knowing
I'll
be
right
back
I
see
that
I
feel
that
yeah
take
the
car
keys
take
the
call
on
um
tripod
that's
good
radio
about
there
to
know
that
I'm
I'm
like
not
intolerant
of
people's
food
intolerances
yeah
no
I
feel
good
I
grew
up
the
same
way
I
mean
I
think
it
is
just
a
point
of
religion
like
I'm
not
allergic
to
anything
and
so
I
was
just
like
oh
you
don't
like
this
but
like
that's
just
because
I
am
you
know
arrogant
and
give
me
whatever
I
want
alright
guys
well
people
are
in
their
homes
and
it's
coronavirus
time
and
you
know
what
they're
doing
they're
getting
lit
so
we
have
an
email
I'm
drunk
try
guys
at
gmail.com
and
people
email
us
in
their
questions
their
quandary
is
usually
while
they're
a
little
toasty
we
have
a
very
special
email
over
here
from
someone
named
Eugene
can
I
get
a
fake
name
uh
three-legged
dog
three-legged
dog
rights
mm-hmm
hello
try
guys
hello
I
am
writing
because
I
found
out
my
prom
and
graduation
is
cancelled
because
of
Kovac
I'm
I'm
drunk
legally
so
you
can
read
so
they
must
be
from
the
UK
or
something
yeah
not
from
here
not
from
here
but
since
I
will
not
be
returning
to
school
should
I
get
bangs
I'm
a
girl
so
all-time
low
moment
no
one
will
see
me
so
if
they're
bad
no
we'll
have
to
look
at
my
monstrosity
Plus
why
the
hell
not
it's
quarantine
baby
just
have
to
say
love
the
show
and
your
podcaster
pushed
me
through
the
quarantine
also
miles
change
your
advice
that
will
go
from
my
song
with
all
love
three-legged
dog
whoa
a
little
blow
at
the
end
there
just
snuck
yeah
snuck
in
like
that
Oh
apparently
three
legged
dog
has
never
appreciated
pop
punk
anthems
although
I
thought
I
sort
of
read
it
as
like
they're
saying
change
or
advice
that
will
go
for
miles
long
because
I've
used
the
same
song
for
a
couple
weeks
in
a
row
so
you
didn't
adapt
it
I
didn't
adapt
it
because
it's
harder
to
adapt
it
and
get
you
guys
to
hear
it
while
we're
on
the
zoom
call
never
hear
it
exact
I
that's
the
secret
we
haven't
heard
it
the
last
three
times
watch
you
dance
there's
something
to
be
said
for
having
the
same
theme
song
good
there's
reliability
there
people
look
forward
to
it
also
you
don't
have
to
spend
hours
normally
when
I
would
change
it
only
when
I
changed
it
up
it's
me
yelling
into
the
recorder
in
my
cell
phone
15
minutes
before
we
would
record
the
dry
pod
but
you
know
miles
before
we
get
two
bangs
advice
I've
got
two
bones
to
pick
this
episode
and
one
is
coming
out
right
now
when
you
began
doing
the
advice
that'll
go
for
miles
theme
yeah
you
started
mixing
it
up
you
started
remix
in
and
then
one
week
it
was
hello
this
is
Becky
harbors
burger
and
you're
listening
to
the
tripod
yeah
the
week
after
hello
this
is
Ariel
foamer
you're
listening
to
the
tripod
uh-huh
did
you
get
someone's
parent
once
Oh
have
you
reached
out
to
my
lovely
girlfriend
yeah
who's
been
sitting
here
and
wait
so
what's
what
gives
miles
do
you
guys
got
a
beef
no
I
was
got
a
little
a
little
a
little
competition
or
you
jealous
that
she's
closer
to
me
than
you
please
yes
that's
that's
mildly
sociopathic
behavior
I'll
say
that's
it
that's
a
veritable
giving
pork
to
someone
who
says
they're
allergic
but
let
me
tell
you
why
I
so
there
were
weeks
we
would
record
the
tripod
we're
not
all
of
you
guys
would
be
in
the
same
room
and
so
I
wanted
the
Maggie
cameo
to
be
big
I
wanted
it
to
be
huge
I
wanted
to
shock
the
nation
I
wanted
to
shock
the
people
and
I
couldn't
do
that
with
only
a
couple
of
guys
and
now
we're
in
quarantine
and
so
I
see
what
you're
saying
they
were
aware
not
everyone
was
there
you
wanted
the
full
boom
I
wanted
the
full
punch
of
the
bustamante
charm
I
wanted
the
pun
the
this
dance
of
the
bustamante
cadence
I
wanted
the
full
form
in
her
Maggie
self
so
you
know
what
guys
consider
the
beef
quelled
Wow
the
beef
has
been
porked
thank
you
yes
go
get
banks
yeah
Eugene
you're
the
only
one
of
us
who
really
has
knowledge
about
hair
things
even
though
I
know
it's
a
big
deal
for
people
I
just
don't
understand
why
okay
okay
that
was
the
time
of
the
podcast
for
gay
[ __ ]
with
me
you
ready
you
ready
are
you
you
hetero
boys
ready
to
have
your
minds
blown
yeah
yeah
always
all
right
so
let
me
give
you
some
cultural
context
for
women
and
gay
men
in
particular
there's
something
known
as
a
point
of
in
which
they
feel
like
they're
going
and
saying
where
they
have
to
do
something
with
their
hair
that's
different
for
girls
the
big
jumps
are
usually
bangs
dyeing
it
cutting
it
short
mmm
for
gay
boys
it
is
buzzing
your
head
and
bleaching
it
those
are
the
two
things
gay
boys
do
so
and
that's
the
order
of
extremes
and
right
now
if
you
look
at
coronavirus
tweets
if
you
see
anyone
who's
a
gay
friend
or
a
female
friend
one
of
them
at
some
points
in
say
[ __ ]
I
bleached
my
head
should
I
like
cut
my
bangs
my
advice
is
this
is
in
fact
an
opportune
time
to
try
something
different
with
your
hair
because
you
are
at
home
I
always
say
it's
great
to
try
something
new
however
I
think
the
issue
with
doing
it
at
home
during
something
like
the
coronavirus
is
it
if
it's
your
first
time
like
three-legged
dog
said
you're
probably
doing
it
on
yourself
or
you're
having
your
family
or
friend
do
it
on
you
and
things
like
bangs
are
like
I
do
not
advise
girls
to
try
it
on
themselves
for
the
first
time
it
is
actually
like
an
art
to
shape
a
face
correctly
with
the
style
of
bangs
you
don't
just
do
this
you
don't
just
do
this
like
a
stylist
should
look
at
your
face
and
say
this
is
the
way
you
should
cut
a
bang
and
you'll
know
that
from
girls
who've
had
bangs
a
lot
cuz
they'll
like
start
going
through
these
whole
things
about
the
types
of
bangs
that
they've
had
so
my
advice
is
unless
you
know
a
stylist
are
acting
like
HIGHLY
guide
you
types
of
bangs
yeah
there's
like
the
babydoll
bangs
or
the
side-swept
bangs
you
know
to
back
that
up
maggie
has
been
slowly
transitioning
towards
bangs
which
I
guess
means
she's
having
a
slow
identity
crisis
over
time
according
to
your
logic
but
she
she
was
told
like
you
can't
just
go
right
into
it
so
she
got
I
don't
know
like
quarter
bangs
and
then
it's
kind
of
training
her
hair
over
time
I
don't
quite
understand
well
yeah
if
you
are
banging
right
now
on
the
youtubes
you
just
suddenly
pushed
his
hair
down
and
he's
got
full
bang
that's
cute
Keith
I
gotta
I
got
a
side
swoop
it
though
because
my
hair
is
is
you
know
grow
is
longer
in
certain
parts
because
of
how
I
I
part
it
so
now
the
bangs
is
like
this
one
divot
of
longer
hair
bangs
I
would
recommend
three-legged
dog
go
for
it
and
film
it
there
are
a
subset
of
like
tic
TOCs
that
are
hilarious
where
a
girl
will
like
you
know
twist
their
hair
up
in
front
of
their
eyes
hold
scissors
then
suddenly
cut
it
and
then
scream
and
sometimes
it
looks
good
sometimes
it
looks
bad
but
I
mean
in
15
seconds
you
can
create
a
lot
of
good
you
can
suddenly
change
your
hair
yeah
and
put
it
on
the
internet
for
other
people
to
enjoy
so
that
would
be
my
advice
go
for
it
viral
Yolo
but
make
sure
you
get
it
on
camera
I
think
my
fear
for
a
three-legged
dog
and
anyone
out
there
who
wants
to
change
their
hair
is
that
she
sounds
young
and
it's
probably
the
first
time
she's
having
bangs
and
much
like
Keith's
egg
allergy
you
do
it
once
and
you
feel
like
it
hurts
you
you're
never
gonna
do
it
again
and
it
teaches
you
away
from
styles
that
you
might
enjoy
for
many
years
especially
when
you're
a
teenager
so
I'd
say
like
what
if
you
could
get
at
least
some
advice
about
the
type
of
things
you
could
get
maybe
try
it
but
I'd
be
I'd
be
wary
just
because
it
it
might
what
turn
you
off
it
takes
a
long
time
a
while
also
to
get
rid
of
the
bang
yeah
what's
the
over-under
on
that
like
six
months
yeah
all
of
those
hair
crises
I've
described
are
jumps
because
they
they
take
a
long
time
to
grow
back
or
to
go
back
to
natural
they're
like
a
year
for
bangs
like
depends
on
how
short
your
bangs
are
in
the
types
like
if
you
do
sites
where
I
browse
one
across
the
eyebrow
it's
a
it's
at
least
like
a
few
several
months
several
months
Rob
lys
it
weighs
about
how
long
your
hair
no
Keith
you've
been
silently
styling
your
hair
and
Square
over
there
giving
yourself
bangs
I'm
curious
how
has
your
instant
bang
experience
affected
your
persona
and
personality
yeah
it's
well
I
look
a
lot
worse
now
you
know
I
I
was
struggling
with
finding
which
way
to
bang
it
because
the
bangs
are
there
but
they're
so
long
on
this
side
of
my
head
yeah
just
a
bit
can
I
say
who
you
look
like
like
who
you've
turned
into
immediately
you
look
like
any
gamer
on
Twitch
yeah
like
Dan
and
Phil
yeah
I'm
pretty
I'm
this
actually
is
very
similar
to
how
I
you
store
my
hair
I
used
to
be
just
like
[ __ ]
it
was
short
and
like
a
cross
and
just
really
like
short
bangs
and
just
like
plain
[ __ ]
you
know
comb
it
straight
forward
and
walk
out
the
door
kind
of
boy
it
just
popped
in
my
head
and
this
is
a
total
change
of
subject
but
I
want
to
say
something
because
last
week
I
gave
some
Forte's
advice
and
I
told
people
to
put
their
couch
on
their
side
and
I
realized
not
every
couch
will
do
that
without
probably
falling
down
and
crushing
you
and
I
was
like
maybe
see
the
young
people
who
you
know
my
feet
and
their
eyes
would
be
like
inside
and
get
under
it
that
might
not
be
a
good
idea
so
take
a
kitchen
chair
if
you're
gonna
do
that
take
a
kitchen
chair
and
put
it
under
the
side
of
the
couch
that
looks
most
likely
like
it's
gonna
fall
over
just
give
yourself
something
that
will
it
will
crush
first
before
it
crushes
you
because
I
was
worried
I
was
like
what
if
somebody
crushes
themself
because
I
told
them
a
better
way
to
put
you
know
not
every
couch
see
I
have
a
sectional
so
it
breaks
into
pieces
so
it's
easier
for
me
to
think
I
could
stack
it
up
but
not
every
couch
is
built
like
that
please
don't
get
crushed
by
your
couch
an
important
PSA
from
the
Tri
guys
please
don't
get
crushed
and
if
you
do
it's
not
Keith's
fault
it's
definitely
not
you
do
but
if
you
do
you
know
film
it
there's
a
whole
bunch
of
tic
TOCs
or
people
set
up
their
couches
and
then
their
couches
crush
them
and
it's
hilarious
guys
I've
got
a
bone
to
pick
with
nature
oh
I
want
to
talk
to
you
guys
about
birds
you
guys
heard
of
birds
yeah
but
I
love
birds
yeah
you're
picking
a
bone
with
birds
I'm
picking
a
bone
with
one
bird
in
particular
I
got
a
specific
bird
that
is
terrorizing
my
life
now
a
few
about
two
months
ago
maybe
two
and
a
half
months
ago
I
was
getting
ready
for
bed
and
as
I'm
laying
in
bed
I
hear
tweedily
tweet
tweet
tweet
elite
and
I
go
huh
that's
weird
birds
don't
chirp
at
night
we
all
agree
right
pretty
[ __ ]
weird
yeah
socio
you
know
what
I
should
back
up
the
story
to
six
months
ago
because
I
started
using
the
bedtime
app
on
my
phone
and
the
bedtime
app
what
it
does
is
that
it
sets
a
time
where
your
phone
goes
off
and
then
in
the
morning
it
gently
wakes
you
up
with
a
rising
tone
so
you
have
a
tone
and
it
starts
very
soft
and
it
gets
louder
and
louder
and
louder
and
louder
and
the
default
exactly
the
default
is
the
sound
of
birds
gently
chirping
it's
beautiful
SWAT
like
Keith's
voice
default
it's
yeah
wake
up
during
that
Waco
how's
it
going
today
I
would
love
so
lack
the
motivation
to
get
out
of
bed
I
understand
talking
till
you
do
the
default
was
birds
tweeting
a
beautiful
magical
way
to
wake
up
you
wake
up
and
the
Sun
is
streaking
through
your
window
you
got
birds
chirping
it
is
lovely
all
my
dreams
were
interrupted
by
birds
kind
of
chirping
and
tweeting
and
then
I
would
wake
up
into
the
next
morning
so
I've
been
training
myself
to
wake
up
to
the
sound
of
birds
for
six
months
then
two
months
ago
a
bird
chirping
outside
my
window
I
have
no
memory
of
birds
night
but
this
bird
chirps
all
[ __ ]
night
I'm
talking
he
is
screaming
his
little
[ __ ]
head
off
chirping
and
I
know
that
the
early
bird
gets
the
worm
but
this
is
a
late
bird
who
just
stays
the
[ __ ]
awake
so
I
go
to
Google
and
I
go
google
what
the
[ __ ]
is
going
on
with
this
bird
because
I'm
like
maybe
he
has
rabies
maybe
it's
uh
maybe
it's
a
harbinger
of
death
to
come
I
don't
know
it's
a
Mockingbird
and
Mockingbird
they
sing
at
night
they
sing
at
night
when
they
are
single
and
trying
to
trying
to
attract
a
mate
so
you're
telling
me
that
for
two
months
I
haven't
been
able
to
sleep
because
some
[ __ ]
virgin
bird
is
in
my
tree
screaming
lady
birds
get
over
here
that's
my
bone
to
pick
with
nature
all
these
[ __ ]
Birds
he's
more
of
a
[ __ ]
boy
the
way
you
described
it
yeah
he's
just
yelling
for
anybody
you
know
great
point
it's
a
great
point
Ned
he's
a
[ __ ]
boy
brother
[ __ ]
boy
bird
I
just
want
to
find
him
a
nice
Saoirse
so
he
could
settle
down
he
needs
a
lady
bird
oh
very
good
that's
where
you're
going
that
clever
clever
very
clever
hey
this
has
been
driving
me
wild
so
Zach
I've
had
a
similar
same
thing
going
on
where
a
mockingbirds
every
once
in
a
while
they'll
be
right
outside
chirping
but
we've
also
had
a
problem
with
Ravens
because
Ravens
will
mimic
the
sound
if
I'm
wrong
about
this
freakin
drag
me
cancel
me
but
yeah
Ravens
will
mimic
the
sound
of
transformers
on
power
lines
and
the
sound
yeah
it's
crazy
so
they'll
make
the
mimic
the
sound
of
like
a
transformer
vibrating
and
humming
and
so
they'll
it'll
sound
like
something
electrical
is
happening
like
outside
your
house
but
it'll
actually
be
a
raven
that
is
imitating
the
sound
and
it's
like
the
sound
is
something
like
it's
just
like
oh
it's
not
sound
like
a
bird
it
just
sounds
like
electrical
equipment
but
we've
had
that
happen
a
couple
times
and
apparently
it's
like
a
problem
especially
in
LA
are
you
guys
finding
that
during
quarantine
the
people
that
live
in
apartments
there
are
like
people
awake
later
and
like
more
noises
from
people
the
problem
is
my
neighbor's
kitchen
is
right
by
our
bedroom
yeah
and
sometimes
this
lady
oh
my
[ __ ]
lady
gee
I
swear
every
night
and
morning
she
decides
she
needs
to
rearrange
the
pots
and
pans
in
her
cabinet
last
night
it
sounded
like
she
was
replacing
doorknobs
it
was
just
like
against
your
bed
and
the
Becky
wants
to
fight
with
her
so
she'll
turn
but
not
you
know
in
a
passive
aggressive
way
she'll
just
Blashaw
Mendez
I'm
like
Becky
this
both
of
these
are
annoying
trying
to
watch
a
movie
why
don't
you
just
turn
up
the
volume
of
the
movie
that
will
also
irritate
them
but
now
there's
so
much
just
noise
it's
just
noise
we're
just
noise
fighting
and
no
one
even
know
she
doesn't
know
we're
fighting
her
she
just
thinks
we
got
loud
this
woman
is
i
I've
never
detested
someone
that
I
barely
speak
to
more
her
car
is
also
right
below
our
window
and
she's
got
some
kind
cars
I've
never
heard
of
I
don't
know
what
the
model
is
it's
not
from
here
I've
never
heard
this
car
it
looks
like
a
Fiat
and
it
sounds
like
a
truck
it
seems
like
she
has
to
turn
it
on
for
a
solid
two
minutes
before
it
can
drive
using
the
all-new
Alfa
Romeo
diesel
it
is
so
loud
and
I
it's
it's
like
it
she'll
turn
on
now
she
doesn't
obviously
leave
anymore
so
that's
one
good
thing
that
car's
not
turning
on
anymore
but
when
it
was
it
would
be
so
loud
and
we
would
hear
her
make
a
noise
in
her
kitchen
we'd
hear
her
go
downstairs
cuz
the
stairs
are
also
right
under
our
apartment
and
then
she
would
start
her
car
and
it'd
be
a
block
of
twenty
minutes
just
noise
from
this
woman
this
loud
woman
she
drives
me
nuts
last
she
was
carrying
a
lamp
down
the
stairs
and
she
hit
every
stair
with
the
lake
Clank
Clank
Clank
Clank
there
is
a
very
unique
disdain
for
the
shitty
neighbor
it's
usually
a
force
that
you
you
see
them
maybe
twice
a
year
but
you're
aware
of
their
presence
constantly
and
the
amount
of
hate
that
you
transfer
on
to
that
entity
second
to
one
time
she
made
it
I'm
smoothie
at
3:30
in
the
morning
and
I
just
hit
the
wall
and
said
no
and
she
stopped
no
but
I'll
let
you
do
it
but
3:30
is
so
late
I
mean
it's
like
is
that
at
the
end
of
partying
or
is
it
really
really
early
more
that's
so
in
the
middle
of
that
this
lady
doesn't
know
her
time's
lady
has
no
parties
I
promise
no
his
lady
has
no
parties
but
she
does
talk
loud
on
the
phone
all
the
time
wow
that's
bad
we
we
once
were
below
a
publicist
who
worked
with
a
client
in
New
York
every
day
at
5:30
a.m.
was
dressed
ready
to
go
to
start
her
6:00
a.m.
work
day
clacking
around
and
high
heels
that
was
rough
but
a
3:30
a.m.
smoothie
I
had
the
high
heel
neighbors
above
me
in
my
old
apartment
and
I
I
thought
about
buying
them
a
carpet
just
being
like
this
is
just
a
not
like
welcome
to
the
neighborhood
so
happy
to
have
you
here
Zach
R
patria
house
do
you
want
it
and
please
it's
big
it's
it's
as
big
as
you
need
cut
your
size
have
you
guys
ever
had
to
confront
a
neighbor
like
go
to
the
door
just
be
like
hey
I'm
really
sorry
like
some
whatever
you're
doing
is
absolutely
out
of
control
I
never
had
that
our
other
our
other
neighbors
so
we
have
the
crazy
lady
on
one
side
and
the
other
neighbors
are
the
loudest
sex
[ __ ]
in
the
war
oh
and
it's
not
just
that
she
is
loud
he
is
loud
Oh
both
parties
be
loud
and
it
is
there
was
one
afternoon
and
it
was
Becky
and
I
were
just
dying
laughing
because
at
one
point
he
just
was
over
9000
yeah
Keith
I'm
gonna
I'm
gonna
have
your
other
wake
up
as
my
alarm
clock
but
if
I'd
snooze
through
my
alarm
clock
my
second
backup
a
lot
of
gosh
well
maybe
you
have
problematic
neighbors
maybe
you
don't
maybe
there's
some
other
regions
of
your
life
that
needs
some
advice
maybe
you're
thinking
about
getting
bangs
so
I
don't
know
your
situation
but
I
do
know
we've
got
a
nation
that
loves
a
certain
type
of
advice
advice
it'll
go
for
miles
with
your
friend
and
mine
miles
bouncing
your
name
see
the
rock
out
in
violation
it's
a
very
iris
smile
my
old
man
for
what's
up
miles
nation
I'm
Miles
bond
Senor
how
you
guys
doing
tonight
good
have
you
ever
wanted
to
be
a
stinky
little
Queen
stinky
a
lot
in
these
well
sometimes
people
we
get
in
stinky
to
go
on
an
adventure
do
a
magical
forest
to
watch
a
film
not
nearly
as
good
as
the
first
one
talking
about
frozen
trolls
world
tour
watch
frozen
2
on
Disney
please
I've
been
watching
frozen
2
once
last
week
and
it
was
fine
but
the
music
was
divine
yeah
music
is
really
good
the
movies
bad
but
the
movies
back
oh
it's
not
bad
come
on
the
movies
bad
I
liked
I
have
watched
it
6
times
so
far
west
runs
around
the
house
screaming
yay
frozen
and
so
you
know
first
time
I
loved
it
second
time
I
tolerated
it
third
time
I
didn't
like
it
fourth
time
I
found
a
lot
to
love
about
it
now
I
have
time
I
am
a
devoted
frozen
to
friend
addict
of
course
and
the
sixth
time
so
big
time
we
turned
off
halfway
through
and
watch
Paddington
yeah
frozen
one
is
about
sisterhood
it's
a
reversal
in
the
common
princess
form
Oh
Prince
Charming
or
like
Prince
villain
for
alarming
frozen
to
is
almost
barely
about
nothing
there's
almost
zero
conflict
and
the
primary
antagonist
is
revealed
in
moment
one
and
is
dead
before
the
movie
begins
but
the
music
is
divine
and
am
I
the
only
one
of
us
who
has
not
seen
frozen
hmm
yeah
yeah
it's
okay
where
where
does
your
review
well
yeah
okay
I'll
let
you
know
what
I
think
where
does
frozen
to
rank
compared
to
frozen
uh
below
well
I
know
you're
miles
I
like
it
more
you
liked
it
more
I
liked
it
more
yeah
slightly
above
yeah
rosin
two
is
more
of
an
action-adventure
my
controversial
opinion
is
that
I
think
frozen
is
not
a
good
movie
and
I
stand
by
that
I
think
it
has
one
fantastic
song
I
think
that
I
respect
what
it
was
trying
to
do
with
the
sister
plot
but
I
think
it
is
a
bad
movie
and
that
is
my
piece
get
at
me
hashtags
that
Cornfeld
is
over
party
I
don't
care
I
disagree
but
I'm
not
gonna
get
into
it
also
just
cuz
I'm
a
big
I'm
a
big
animation
head
and
I'm
gonna
go
with
the
whole
animation
theory
that's
another
podcast
yeah
that's
not
bad
it's
just
not
it's
certainly
not
in
my
top
five
Disney
animated
films
oh
I
don't
think
it's
in
my
top
20
how
many
Disney
Elsa's
are
they're
probably
like
only
25
it's
over
I
think
it's
like
50
I
will
say
the
music
show
yourself
is
a
Bop
the
show
yourself
is
the
bet
so
good
yourself
it's
even
better
than
let
it
go
I
agree
and
it's
got
Westworld
in
it
West
world
is
a
primary
character
in
frozen
to
Evan
Rachel
Wood
yeah
the
West
world
yeah
she's
really
good
in
it
and
there's
some
fun
moments
with
magic
and
a
very
cute
salamander
did
they
get
rid
of
the
stupid
[ __ ]
troll
creatures
there
they
make
a
cameo
cameo
the
best
here's
the
thing
you
should
watch
frozen
to
just
four
there's
this
moment
where
Olaf
reenacts
all
the
frozen
one
very
better
than
the
movie
anytime
Wes
saw
that
little
salamander
he
giggles
so
much
the
salamander
like
jumps
off
the
cliff
and
that's
like
so
that's
your
advice
miles
is
to
go
go
watch
a
Disney
Plus
streaming
movie
I
feel
like
Zac
I
actually
feel
like
you
would
enjoy
frozen
to
more
than
frozen
yeah
it's
more
I
think
easier
to
love
like
let
it
go
is
is
like
reached
iconic
level
status
but
it's
a
more
consistency
like
all
of
the
songs
are
pretty
good
in
frozen
too
it
was
lost
in
the
woods
comes
out
of
nowhere
and
is
really
good
and
is
like
a
snow
Bunny's
funny
song
hi
recommend
yeah
and
frozen
will
be
the
equivalent
of
that
song
it's
like
kind
of
a
throwaway
moment
yeah
right
right
I
am
I
made
a
joke
about
it
but
I
am
most
stoked
for
the
neutrals
movie
the
first
trolls
movie
I
watched
as
a
goof
because
all
these
little
kids
we've
worked
with
made
it
like
that
they
loved
it
and
it
is
a
psychedelic
romp
it
is
so
funny
and
so
trippy
and
so
weird
and
all
I
want
to
do
is
go
back
to
college
and
you
know
be
altered
and
watch
that
movie
so
I'm
gonna
watch
trolls
and
then
I'll
report
back
and
if
I
have
time
maybe
I'll
watch
frozen
I
think
I
have
started
having
my
first
coronavirus
related
nightmares
where
this
has
happened
twice
to
me
now
I'm
in
a
public
place
like
going
about
my
subconscious
business
so
I'm
just
last
night
I
was
in
a
store
I
don't
remember
what
I
was
shopping
for
and
then
all
of
a
sudden
like
40
people
swarmed
and
they
were
just
close
to
me
and
literally
all
the
nightmare
is
is
that
I
can't
stay
six
feet
apart
from
people
and
I'm
just
trying
to
back
into
the
corner
and
not
be
a
weirdo
and
I
cover
my
mouth
with
my
shirt
and
I'm
just
anxious
and
then
I
wake
up
and
I'm
too
hot
because
I'm
always
too
hot
in
the
middle
of
the
night
and
I
also
my
throat
hurts
every
night
it's
just
like
a
thing
because
I
have
allergies
and
dust
and
pollen
and
whatever
and
when
I
wake
up
it
goes
away
within
five
minutes
but
so
I
wake
up
from
this
nightmare
and
my
throat
is
just
piercing
and
with
pain
and
I
my
eyes
bolt
open
i
freak
out
and
then
I
can't
go
back
to
sleep
and
then
I
am
late
to
the
podcast
then
I
throw
on
a
robe
and
here
we
are
and
then
I
have
a
[ __ ]
bird
outside
my
window
who's
like
time
to
wake
up
time
to
wake
up
tweedily
same
Zach
same
well
this
has
been
a
great
episode
everyone
no
but
seriously
I
that
has
the
exact
same
things
happened
to
me
I
hope
everyone's
staying
safe
out
there
please
keep
your
social
distancing
up
they
say
it's
working
in
California
if
you've
seen
we
have
been
flattening
the
curve
of
the
estimates
so
what
we're
doing
out
here
we've
been
very
vigilant
here
also
we
you
know
have
the
benefit
of
not
living
in
a
city
that's
actually
where
everyone's
on
top
of
each
other
we
have
some
natural
distance
in
our
houses
but
it
is
working
so
keep
it
up
and
if
you've
got
any
stupid
friends
that
resent
it
[ __ ]
em
[ __ ]
em
they're
not
your
friends
anymore
and
can
I
add
Keith
don't
get
complacent
I
think
a
lot
of
people
in
the
next
two
weeks
are
gonna
start
to
be
like
alright
social
distancing
time
the
ease
up
we
have
to
stay
vigilant
or
else
all
of
this
was
for
nothing
things
on
unfortunately
are
going
to
get
bad
in
the
weeks
to
come
and
so
please
continue
to
stay
fat
stay
safe
out
there
be
sure
to
subscribe
to
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Keith
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the
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theme
song
oh
you
want
to
have
things
on
your
face
but
you
don't
know
how
to
make
it
take
place
so
you
take
some
scissors
and
just
go
for
it
and
if
you
look
bad
nobody's
gonna
see
it
yeah
it's
the
tribe
huh
reminder
we're
two
twice
a
week
yeah
twice
a
week
Tuesdays
Thursdays
I
guys
Monday
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on
YouTube
stay
beautiful
are
we
are
we
just
glazing
over
Zach
saying
trolls
is
better
than
frozen
yeah
yeah
we're
out
of
time
baby


this video is brought to you by Squarespace whether you need a domain a website or an online store make it with Squarespace check out squarespace.com for a free trial or link below think of a haunted house one that could have come straight out of a novel by Shirley Jackson the author of the haunting of Hill House now combine it with a labyrinth of forking corridors and staircases a place that may have been written by jorge luis borges the argentinian master of magical realism what you've just imagined should look an awful lot like today's destination the Winchester Mystery House in today's Geographics we're going to explore how this mansion became one of California's top tourist attractions and at the same time one of America's most mysterious and unsettling locations [Music] the Winchester Mystery House is located at 525 South Winchester Boulevard San Jose California about an hour's drive south of San Francisco the house has been open to visitors since June the 30th 1923 and has attracted more than 12 million guests nowadays it can be booked for weddings corporate meetings and team-building events but its reputation is more than a simple museum or architectural wonder if the Winchester Mystery House were a fictional creation it would be a very clever way for a writer to combine the law surrounding a typical haunted house with that of a labyrinth both are powerful metaphors for the winding corridors of the human mind as well as whatever shadows may lurk within them the Winchester house is in a way a solid metaphor but built in the real world out of wood brick and tile the less proceeds in order what does the house look like what ghostly manifestations haunt its halls who built it and why and finally what secrets may be hidden within its architecture I'll start by giving you a quick tour of the house take your notepads out because there are plenty of numbers ahead by the way the Winchester mansion covers a total surface area of 24,000 square feet that's two thousand two hundred and thirty square meters by comparison the surface of the white house is around fourteen thousand square feet the building contains 160 rooms interconnected by 2,000 doors and ventilated by a staggering 10,000 windows and fifty-two skylights those of you who love prime numbers will be happy to hear about the 47 stairways and 47 fireplaces connected to a mere 17 chimneys finally there is an appropriate number of bathrooms for such a sprawling spooky mansion 13 of them a number which we'll hear a bit more about later on even without going into more detail it's easy to understand how visitors would find it easy to lose their way in this giant maze of a mansion and like any labyrinth worthy of its name you need a corresponding Daedalus the mythical architects of the Cretan labyrinth home to the Minotaur are Daedalus was Sarah Winchester the widow of William Wirt Winchester of Winchester rifles Fame according to law from 1886 until her death in 1922 Sarah never stopped construction work on her house she had 16 carpenters and countless other builders permanently on site adding or removing rooms apparently without any preordained plan there is always a house built in the Queen Anne style at least superficially in reality the mansion transcends any definition is an architectural marvel a total engineering oddity it seems to have sprouted new rooms wings extensions and rooms as if it were a living organism experiencing uncontrolled proliferation what Sarah lacks in self-restraint she more than compensated with a near endless amount of funding she poured five million dollars into the ongoing construction which is about 71 million dollars in today's money the main building material was redwood although Sarah was displeased with the whole wood and lurk and asked for a faux grain and stain to be applied if you step inside there is a good chance it may take hours before you find an exit there are miles of ding corridors and winding staircases sometimes leading to nothing but dead ends it may feel like walking inside what looks like an Escher illustration and in this home there are plenty of interior design oddities take the doors for example when you open some of them don't walk through too fast or you'll smash your face against the solid wall behind them some small doors lead into larger rooms while large doors will take you into smaller rooms one particular door on the second floor seems designed for Wiley coyote as it opens directly to a two-story drop going straight down into the garden in some parts of the house there are skylights which are either covered by another skylights or a roof off everyone has to be the one which was built directly into the floor some of the more confounding rooms have windows and balconies located inside rather than facing outside other rooms were created to look like boxes inside of other boxes like Russian nesting dolls and most of the halls feature the typical upside-down pillars which are located all around the home another recurring elements is the number 13 just to give you some examples the Winchester house has many 13 paned windows and 13 paneled ceilings as well as a 13 step stairway one of the bathrooms contains 13 windows that is great for natural lighting but not so great when your towel is just a little bit too far away from the shower now speaking of showers indeed a shower was one of the many technical innovations that Sarah had installed at her place well innovation for that time at least Sarah was not just bent on making the weirdest house ever she wanted it to work properly the Winchester mansion can boast wool insulation gas lights controlled by switches electricity in some of the rooms modern plumbing and an efficient sewage system for all the technological advances the Winchester house could never shake off its reputation of being a generally creepy place or just downright haunted but is this reputation rightfully earned after Sarah Winchester's death the entire estate was inherited by her niece who ended up auctioning it off as it turns out the sheer absurdity of its layout made it fairly worthless to the average buyer sump ever soul bought the mansion for a mere one hundred and fifty thousand dollars and opened it for public display in 1923 rim is about the eccentric Sarah and her building projects already abounded while she was alive which we'll return to in a bit but it was after the public opening that the rumors exploded new secret attics and rooms sometimes turned up out of nowhere even a hidden treasure was said to be buried inside of the house and of course there came the stories about apparitions disembodied voices cold spots and visitors being touched by unseen hands were these genuine reports of paranormal activity or maybe just cases of self-suggestion fueled by the bewildering layouts the unorthodox structure could easily generate a sense of unease displacement or confusion like the sort of thing you experience in a nightmare or maybe it was just a case of clever marketing for the new tourist attraction the house has been tested for paranormal activity on two occasions the first time came courtesy of the master escape artist and stage illusionist Harry Houdini Houdini had a personal interest in debunking false paranormal activity and exposing bogus mediums and spiritualists who he saw as con artists nonetheless Houdini was a believer in the spiritual world which may have drawn him to the Winchester house in the hope of finding proof of the real thing his investigation though was inconclusive a more in-depth scientific approach was taken by parapsychologist Christopher chicon in the 1990s his extensive paranormal investigation lasted a whole month but failed to find any evidence of ghosts what we've seen since our recent reports from eyewitnesses both employees and visitors to the site many of them have claims you have had ghostly encounters within the building the spare is most frequently seen roaming the grounds is that of a friendly man carrying a wheelbarrow a tour guide famously posted on reddit of being scared of working there due to a door slamming shut mysteriously when least expected oh the horror I mean how could a higher being possibly allow for such an abomination to freely infect the very fabric of the physical realm door slamming shut terrifying if the connection between the house and the supernatural is limited to this handful of occurrences then you really must tip your hats to the PR and marketing departments of the Winchester tourist site they haven't quite created a whole mythology from scratch but they have built upon and exploited the lure surrounding the matriarch who founded the mansion a story whose ingredients family tragedies a pervasive sense of guilt and a fortune built on the trade of killing the most famous elements is one that inspired the recent film Winchester starring Helen Mirren according to this version Sarah Winchester built the mansion to shelter and appease the ghosts of those killed by her husband's weapons a sort of Hades on our very earth but how much of this is true and where did the legend originate from and with that it's time to look at the lives of Sarah and William Winchester but before we do that I'd like to take a moment to tell you about the sponsor of today's episode and that's Squarespace Squarespace allows you to create a powerful online identity maybe you run a Winchester Mystery House like attraction and he need a website to tell people about it and those scary ghosts well Squarespace is the perfect place to set that up or maybe you don't do that maybe you run some sort of normal business or maybe you just need a website for your personal needs well Squarespace also great for that too it all starts on Squarespace with a beautiful template but if you hate beautiful templates not judging well you can start from scratch maybe unlike me you have design skills or if you don't want to do either of those 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extraordinary personality who built it Sarah Winchester new party Sarah Lockwood Paddy's date of birth is still unclear but we will go with September of 1839 she was born in New Haven Connecticut to Sarah burns and Leonard party her father was a successful carpenter with progressive views holding court with prominent abolitionists and free thinkers of the day this environment may have prompted Sarah to expand her knowledge in all directions she was an excellent student polyglot and a musical composer who continuously showed an adept understanding of maths and Sciences according to author rich down Wagner Sarah was raised and educated in an environment ripe with freemasonic and Rossa Korean philosophy several of Sarah's uncles and cousins were freemasons as were two of her professors at the young lady's Collegiate Institute one of her friends Delia bacon was the first to published the theory that 16th and 17th century philosopher author and statesman Francis Bacon was the real author behind Shakespeare's works according to Wagner all these elements contributed to Sarah's vast knowledge and interest in the rituals and symbols of the occult specifically Freemasonry Roe secured anism and the Asaf ISM keep that in mind this 19th century American Athena goddess of wisdom also developed a reputation as one of the area's great young beauties eventually becoming known as the belle of New Haven according to legend Athena resisted the aggressive courtship of Hephaestus the blacksmith of the gods but on September the 30th 1862 bar Athena did marry her own American Hephaestus this was William Wirt Winchester a childhood friend and eventual heir to the Winchester Repeating Arms Company at the time of their wedding the Winchesters were not yet in the firearms business William's father Oliver was a co-owner of the Winchester Davey's shirt manufacturer it was only later that Oliver developed an interest in the firearms business and after taking control of the volcanic Arms Company he established his own Winchester Repeating Arms Company in 1866 it was a well-timed business move the nation was on the road to recovery after the Civil War but was also expanding westward to fulfill its manifest destiny guns became more in demand than shirts William soon sold his stocks in the clothing company and jumped on board becoming board secretary of the Winchester Repeating Arms Company the same year in which the company had been founded was a tragic one for the couple on the 15th of June Sarah had given birth to a baby girl Danny unfortunately Annie had a rare congenital disease the prevented her body from absorbing and processing proteins only six weeks after her birth and he died of malnutrition Danny's death took a huge toll on the mental well-being of both Winchester's who never had any more children the private tragedies were flanked by public triumphs though the Winchester family business became immensely successful thanks to its best-selling product the winchester model 1873 rifle the 1873 was the most popular lever-action rifle that Winchester ever produced this model was produced from 1873 to 1919 selling over seven hundred and twenty thousand units it's no wonder then that it became known as the gun that won the West celebrities like Buffalo Bill Cody Annie Oakley and even Theodore Roosevelt appreciated the ease of use ease of maintenance accuracy and high rate of fire it's worth noting though that the US Army was never equipped with Winchester weapons during the conflicts with Native American nations the Union soldiers carried Spencer and Springfield rifles and carbines the Winchester was considered too expensive for mass purchase and too complicated for the average infantry money so while we mentioning so many details well as to largely point out the Winchester rifles were used entirely by private owners cowboys settlers gold prospectors and maybe some outlaws and sheriffs and we can't be certain that they killed many people but we can't calculate exactly how many victims fell to these guns in March 1881 William Winchester died aged 43 following a long battle with the scourge of the 19th century tuberculosis Sarah inherited a 50% stake in the company worth approximately 20 million dollars that's more than half a billion dollars in today's money Sarah gave a generous donation to what would become the Winchester chest clinic at New Haven Yale hospital before deciding to move to the west coast to start anew with extended family members but according to historian Ralph Rambo Sarah did not go West immediately she first embarks on a three-year world tour from 1881 to 1885 so what did Sarah do during those years rambo and wagner have proposed some theories all founded on the idea that our Athena had a profound interest in secret societies and esoteric knowledge theory number one posits that Sarah may have joined a French Lodge of the Co Freemasonry a branch of the secret society which allowed female membership another possible scenario involves Sarah visiting esoteric architectural landmarks such as the French Cathedral of chart s or Rosslyn Chapel in Scotland both churches have interesting architectural features such as an 11th circuit labyrinth in charter or a staircase leading nowhere in Rosslyn and perhaps that might be reminding you of something in 1884 Sarah took up residence in the San Francisco Bay Area eventually moving inland to the Santa Clara Valley now San Jose to buy an atrium farmhouse from one doctor Robert Coldwell the farmhouse was the first stub of what would eventually become the Winchester House local newspapers were puzzled by this secretive lady who would only speak to her building staff and her close relatives it was about this time that the most notorious narrative about Sarah and her project started to circulate the story goes that after Williams death Sarah had consulted renowned medium Adam Koons who had advised her to move west settle and build a house to shelter the ghosts of the thousands of victims caused by Williams Winchester 73 the story was embellished by other details over time Sarah supposedly developed the notion that the construction of a labyrinthian mansion would cause the spirits to wander aimlessly and woods thus never finds her in the house to exact their revenge she allegedly took to the habit of running daily sounds to consult the spirits on what to build the next day and would redesign her plans accordingly another addition to Sarah Winchester's mythology is that she became convinced that she would continue to remain alive as long as she kept on developing her house and all of this reminds us of another classical myth according to Homer's Odyssey Penelope was the queen of Ithaca wife of King Odysseus as it famously took him 10 years to return home to the Trojan War Penelope had to stave off the unwanted attention of dozens of suitors the prace she promised I will marry one of you when I will finish weaving a shroud but every night she would undo the fabric endlessly procrastinating her work until the return of her husband Sarah too may have been constantly doing an undoing building only to tear down and rebuild thus keeping at bay an unwanted consequence not her forced remarrying but instead her demise the American Penelope though may have had other motives besides keeping spirits at bay you're extending her time on earth it's time to pick up some clues from her early life Terra's interest in Freemasonry her possible knowledge of esoteric European locations proximity to circles involved with Francis Bacon these are all elements that author Richard Alan Wagner has compiled into another quite peculiar theory the Winchester Mystery House is not haunted nor was it built by a widow made insane by grief or obsessed by ghosts it's not an architectural oddity developed at random Sarah purposefully filled the house with emetic symbols lifted from Francis Bacon's work Freemasonry roasts Kurian ISM and theosophy I already mentioned the repeated use of the number 13 according to Wagner this is the most importance of the Kabbalistic numbers studied by Francis Bacon but there's more for example as you cross the wrought iron gates to enter the property you may notice that they are adorned with eight petal daisies emanating 16 radians these are an adaptation of a Masonic insignia a Sun symbol which was also used by Francis Bacon in his engravings these emblems at the entry gates may signify the beginning of an initiation process moving inside the house Wagner points out the significance of the spacious ballroom this is entirely built without nails a feature that mimics the Temple of Solomon a building of great significance to Freemasonry the ballroom draws light from two stained glass windows decorated with two shakespeare citations wide unclasp the tables of death thoughts this is from Troilus and Cressida and these same thoughts people this little world from richard ii according to wagner this is a double homage to Francis Bacon these quotes can be interpreted as allusions to Bacon's beliefs on Masonic initiation Andria carnation plus let's not forget Sarah influenced by her friend Delia may have been convinced that bacon was Shakespeare another room scrutinized by Wagner is the so called seance room located in the exact center of the building the author dismisses the rumor that this room was used to communicate with spirits rather it was a sanctum in other words it served as a quiet and secluded space used by Rossa Koreans to study and meditate I could go on forever and in fact Richard Alan Wagner does go on forever framing every single feature of the house as a hidden cipher you will find links to his articles in the description below I will not try to discern whether any of this may be true or not what matters to us is that a complex character like Sarah Winchester as well as a complex architectural creation would always be open to a myriad of speculations there is another explanation I haven't covered yet that could shed some light on how this real-life metaphor came into being in 2010 history teacher Mary Jo ignore foe published a biography about Sarah Winchester using our own private letters as a source the book is titled captive of the labyrinth Sarah L Winchester heiress to the rifle fortune in this book ignore foe disproves many elements always accepted as truth for example Sarah did not keep the construction work going for 365 days a year she would interrupt it for months at a time on more than one occasion the author uncovered letters suggesting Sarah kept a building as an excuse to discourage relatives from visiting on top of that Sarah may have prolonged the construction of the house as a means to create employment for local builders and craftsmen Sarah's father was carpenter himself who had gone through some rough patches when his daughter was very young and how about the architectural oddities such as the vault doors or stairs leading to nowhere these actually may have been the result of some patches applied after the San Francisco earthquake of 1906 which toppled the top two floors Sarah was in the house at the moment of the disaster a frightful experience for her this may explain why Sarah actually spent her remaining years on earth in a different estate in Atherton some 25 miles northwest of San Jose so so much for the mysterious widow who lived and died secluded in a haunted house and maybe that's all there is to the story of Sarah Winchester and her mystery house an intelligent talented resourceful woman whose spirit was wounded but not destroyed by the death of her husband and infant daughter a woman who later decided to sink her vast ocean of resources into an unending building project that would have kept her focus occupied a relative's a bay and her local tradesmen employed it was a project in which she could both experiments with the esoteric symbols she had studied in her youth as well as with the most revolutionary technologies of the future but when the theories start piling up and all sound equally worthy of a good tale then there's probably time to just stop mythologizing we may never know the truth about the Winchester Mystery House we probably don't even need to what we need there's an intelligence and imaginative species are symbols legends and myths in the words of Dickinson one need not be a chamber to be haunted our own minds may prowl the houses on the hill waiting to be haunted by the ghost of a story to inject meaning to our world and focus to our beliefs places we have covered or will cover in this channel places like the Winchester House area 51 of a Cecil Hotel in a way they are all real-life symbols on a map and regardless of the facts and history behind them they all have generated their own law they may have no definitive truth to author but they have surely contributed to the drafting of new legends for a new world and American mythology so I really hope you found 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one way Billy can improve his ability to encode information is by using a dual coding process initially coined by Allen Pahlavi oh the term refers to the creation of both a visual and a verbal memory for the same information while the theory of dual coding is still controversial the process is quite promising one study found that students were able to improve their ability to memorize a piece of information by drawing a complementary image a more elaborate form of dual coding the memory palace is used by competitive memory champions to encode large volumes of information the memory palace requires the user to imagine a palace full of weird objects each object is a symbol of something the users trying to memorize by walking through the palace in their mind and examining these objects the user can recall the related information as impressive as the memory palace is I'd suggest something less complex and more pragmatic for Billy construct a mind map a mind map combines verbal and visual information in a way that is easily digestible it has the added benefit of allowing Billy to see how all of the information is gathered relates to each other and where the gaps in his knowledge are as we discussed in the Fineman technique video identifying gaps in our knowledge is key for learning effectively let's take a closer look at constructing a mind map I often hear people say that they have trouble remembering what they read in a book the reason for this is simple they aren't encoding or retrieving the information effectively readers will often highlight or underline passages they want to recall in a book this is mostly useless the reader would be better off constructing a mind map place the title of the book in the middle make a branch for each chapter read the chapter and make an additional branch for each argument in that chapter every author is trying to convey a message to the reader they're trying to make an argument actively reconstruct the author's argument as you read along and you'll remember the book a lot better the mind map is one of the best ways to do this it forces you to take verbal information and organize it visually visually representing the information will help you see how all the bits of information connect to each other and where there might be gaps in your understanding as a result you'll have a greater comprehension of the material which will make it easier to remember of course encoding is just one half of the puzzle the other and arguably more important half is retrieval studies show that we can retain information for much longer when we repeatedly retrieve it from our memory a memory is strengthened with each subsequent retrieval studies also show that our memories are strongest when our retrieval sessions are spaced apart for example it's better to study a piece of information for one hour a day over three days than three hours in one day let's call each retrieval session a study session a common question is how far apart should these study sessions be the answer really comes down to the individual how far away the test is if there is one the difficulty of the material and how much time is available but a good system to use is the linner system the intervals between each successful study session should be increasing in this case successful means you correctly recall the information you were trying to memorize for example you may want to recall some information after one date and if you're successful try again after 2 days than 3 then 5 then 9 and so on let's call this the litter hierarchy everyone's hierarchy will look different depending on many factors and it really comes down to the individual to optimize their own but if you fail to recall a piece of information on the ninth day for example you have to reset its position in the hierarchy you have to bring it back to the beginning if I fail to recall it on the 9th day I'll have to try again after one day than 2 then 5 and so on each successful movement up the riki will strengthen that memory if you start this spaced and repeated retrieval at the beginning of a semester you probably won't have to study much at the end most of the information will already be solidified in your memory naturally I know a lot of people are going to be watching this in preparation for an upcoming exam this system still works for cramming you just have to use much shorter intervals when I've had to cram hundreds of flashcards overnight I would use intervals of 1 minute 10 minutes 30 minutes an hour 5 hours than 24 hours of course cramming isn't recommended by using spaced and repeated retrieval can make it more efficient you won't waste time going over the same information over and over again we've optimized the processes of encoding and retrieval independently now let's look at optimizing them together our ability to recall information is state dependent we benefit by being in the same state for recall as we were for encoding this includes mood environment and caffeine levels one study found that students who studied in an intoxicated state were able to recall the information better when they were intoxicated than when they were sober so state really matters for this reason I suggest Billie studies in the room he's actually going to write the exam if possible also since he drinks coffee while studying he needs to drink coffee for the exam as well this will help keep Billie state as equivalent as possible and improve his ability to recall information during the test using these three tricks there's no way that Billie won't get into all-star Academy oh thanks to Squarespace anyone who clicks the link in the description will get a free trial and 10% off their first purchase Squarespace allows you to make beautiful websites with their all-in-one platform you don't need to know any coding at all to get started and they have beautiful award-winning templates when I first started freedom and thought it began as a blog for engineering students 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someone got stuck in our driveway so I'm back home many of you know I grew up in a very small town in Wisconsin and I love where I grew up all sorts of folks around town have been very nice to me and very supportive and as I've gone out of high school into college and now off to Los Angeles it's really nice to come home and have the support and encouragement and praise of my family and my friends ever since I moved out whenever I come back home I hear one phrase more than any other phrase and that phrase is that's a video you should make this a video look I got I got a video idea for you sometimes people don't even come up to me with fully fleshed out ideas sometimes I might do something as simple as just like bump into a table or spill a cup and I'll hear every time that's a video right there you should make a video it doesn't nothing it doesn't make any sense at all but in the spirit of the holiday season and because I love these fine folks so much I've been writing their bad ideas down and I'm going to bang them out all at once so I present to you the viewer at home or in your work office bathroom here is a compilation of all of the awful video ideas that people have given me goodbye let's roll it [Music] that's the trouble they wouldn't let me return my little brother okay Google uninstall Google know what you expected to happen you're in the hospital I'm in the hospital why you know that new bottle of ketchup we just got yeah I know that new bottle of ketchup we just got you know how it says shake well before opening yeah I know how it says shake well before opening I guess you didn't shake it well before opening No ah I'm sorry who the hell thought this is a good idea [Music] hello yo what's up oh yeah sorry I almost didn't answer the phone because I'm just getting out of the shower oh well it's a good thing you answered yeah it's a good thing I answered yeah because you said you almost did it yeah I almost didn't because you're just getting out of the show I was just getting out of the shower yeah hey excuse me mom I was good oh I was actually gonna use that outlet for my own phone to charge oh there's the outlet above it I can just use yes okay I'll just use that one instead okay thanks mom hi hey I love you [Music] Wow guess that's why they call it the dead of winter hey let's do something I was singing you need to leave the follow the laws there's a delay in the phone call you got to leave me a little bit okay fine okay okay okay one more time one hey thanks for the ice cream what flavor is this Gossett's vanilla oh it's vanilla shoot I wanted chocolate oh no my tea is a little too hot hmm that's better I shouldn't have walked on the ice I guess damn [Music] see most people don't brush for a long enough what I do I shut up Kevin better not let that happen again hey guys Gus Johnson here mom turn the sink off hey guys Gus Johnson here local tech magnate magnate local tech named Nick you know me I'm on the cutting edge of technology I need the latest the greatest and the brightest to get through this modern era and listen I'm a guy on the go I can't mom is cooking right now and it's ruining I'm gonna kill you I'm a man on the go I don't have time to fiddle around and with Witten plug in ahead why are we blending right now yeah [Music] I don't know let me just tell you about my favorite headphones on the freakin market ray come on baby look at that this video is sponsored by rake on this is their new e 25 true wireless earbuds model again I tell you guys when I like a product this is not me doing a bit I like this product this is like the third or fourth pair of headphones that they've sent me I've liked every pair this pair I'm gonna give this fat behind the camera what do you say Smith yeh con alright guys here's what I like about these simple bluetooth pairing okay excellent excellent nice low range ray con expanded the low range on their newer styles of headphones and dang it sounds like you got a GaN concert hall on your head look at that sleek as hell unleash the new wave wow look at this boom baby look how good that looks and check this out Raycom that's what they sing in your ears when you put them in break on through this sleek case right here that's too close look at this you pop them out boom magnet mother flipper let me tell you something ray con started like half the price of any other premium earbud on the market okay it's got a sleek design it's got excellent sound quality it's very dang affordable I am a useful part of these headphones they sponsor youtubers all the time they sponsor cool people so listen do you get 15% off your order pick up a pair these bad boys you can visit the link in the description down below and help yourself a very tech-savvy happy holiday season home with a healthier self I'm moving out