hey
everyone
emtashed
here
and
i'm
going
to
be
skipping
eula
and
i
want
to
give
you
a
couple
reasons
why
but
maybe
i'm
an
idiot
because
there
are
some
real
big
pauses
with
this
character
before
i
say
why
i'm
not
getting
her
i
want
to
go
over
a
few
reasons
why
you
might
want
to consider
i
don't
want
this
to
be
a
negative
video
i
just
want
to
explain
why
i
am
hard
skipping
this
character
and
there
are
some
personal
reasons
based
on
my
account
progression
and
and
different
things
like
that
you
have
to
remember
i'm
free
to
play
so
that's
one
of
the
big
factors
here
but
even
if
you
are
spending
money
is
she
even
that
worth
it
i
have
a
few
worries
with
this
character
overall
that
i
definitely
want
to
address
you
know
near
the
end
of
the
video
but
we'll
go
over
some
positive
stuff
as
well
at
the
start
because
i
do
see
some
some
potential
moments
here
and
if
you're
a
newer
player
one
of
the
big
ones
is
going
to
be
what
four
star
characters
are
on
that
banner
because
it
might
kind
of
flip
things
especially
if
you
are
interested
in
getting
her
because
those
are
a
very
important
thing
to
consider
so
let's
get
started
let's
talk
about
some
positive
stuff
that
i'm
seeing
in
her
kit
i
am
going
to
be
looking
at
a
little
bit
of
leaked
information
on
her
multipliers
and
stuff
like
that
i'm
not
going
to
tell
you
where
i'm
seeing
it
from
but
i'm
going
to
be
looking
at
it
i'm
going
to
give
you
my
opinion
but
first
a
very
quick
word
from
our
sponsor
this
video
is
sponsored
by
audible
and
i'm
so
excited
that
they
sponsored
me
again
because
i've
been
using
audible
for
a
long
time
if
you're
interested
in
audio
books
or
podcasts
this
is
the
perfect
thing
for
you
because
you
can
listen
to
them
while
you're
on
the
go
and
if
you've
never
started
a
free
trial
on
audible
what
are
you
doing
living
under
a
rock
and
if
you're
an
amazon
prime
member
you
can
actually
get
two
books
for
free
this
is
a
no-brainer
with
audible
plus
you're
going
to
have
access
to
thousands
of
different
audio
books
whether
you
want
to
learn
about
the
stock
market
or
you
just
want
to
be
entertained
with
something
comedic
there's
drama
there's
suspense
there's
mystery
anything
you
could
need
they've
got
it
there
are
podcasts
and
audible
originals
made
specifically
for
audible
and
if
you've
ever
been
interested
in
listening
to
a
book
instead
of
reading
one
audible
is
for
you
you
can
download
the
app
on
your
phone
so
you
can
listen
to
things
on
the
go
or
even
just
bring
it
up
on
your
pc
when
you're
at
home
now
if
you
want
to
help
out
my
channel
clicking
the
link
in
the
comment
section
or
the
description
and
trying
out
audible
today
would
be
incredible
go
to
audible.commtashed
or
text
m
to
500
500.
thank
you
so
much
audible
for
sponsoring
this
video
and
let's
get
back
in
the
content
okay
so
eula
looks
really
cool
i'm
not
gonna
lie
i
think
she
looks
really
cool
she's
cute
she's
really
cute
uh
she's
a
badass
all
right
she's
got
a
really
good
animation
set
overall
i
think
she's
got
one
of
the
best
auto
like
basic
attack
uh
animations
in
the
game
and
uh
she
just
kind
of
flows
with
that
sword
which
is
cool
now
another
thing
to
consider
when
looking
at
yula
is
uh
she's
smoking
hot
i
mean
wait
what
now
one
of
the
things
to
consider
is
she
is
cryo
which
allows
you
to
melt
which
is
always
gonna
be
good
anything
that
can
melt
or
vaporize
is
typically
really
valuable
but
they
are
doing
buffs
to
the
uh
different
elemental
reactions
um
in
a
future
patch
now
one
of
the
things
that's
important
here
is
she
is
cryo
and
one
of the
reasons
i
wanted
to
bring
this
up
is
you
could
pair
her
someone
with
someone
like
fishel
or
maybe
even
beto
and
you
could
do
the
superconduct
which
reduces
the
defenses
um
on
the
enemies
which
allows
you
to
do
more
damage
with
eula
now
her
other
ability
down
here
if
you
look
at
her
e
ability
i'm
gonna
go
nine
miles
down
her
e
ability
this
actually
reduces
the
physical
resistance
and
cryo
resistances
when
you
hold
it
down
and
slap
them
with
your
sword
and
so
between
super
conduct
and
that
you
might
hit
like
a
truck
so
that's
something
that's
definitely
positive
if
you've
got
maybe
official
or
beto
that's
leveled
up
and
you're
using
them
that
could
be
cool
down
the
road
you
know
the
road
maybe
we
get
an
um
an
electric
arc
on
uh
maybe
we
get
an
electro
main
character
there's
definitely
some
potential
there
all
the
way
now
i
want
to talk
about
her
abilities
again
basic
attacks
really
really
nice
but
her
e
ability
is
kind
of
like
razor
you
can
tap
it
to
do
damage
which
is
going
to
increase
your
defenses
and
your
resistance
to
being
knocked
back
or
or
interrupted
which
is
cool
but
then
you
could
slap
them
and
drop
their
defenses
and
i
wanted
to
talk
about
this
because
if
you
are
a
newer
player
if
you
plan
on
using
eula
you
can
kind
of
leave
her
on
the
field
doing
a
bunch
of
damage
and
any
character
that
can
be
greedy
like
that
is
pretty
good
for
low
spending
or
new
players
you
could
put
all
your
resources
into
her
and
she
can
hit
like
a
truck
and
that's
good
like
that
that's
definitely
a
bonus
if
you
look
at
her
ultimate
ability
she
does
this
big
wind
up
does
a
big
slap
with
cryo
damage
but
she
also
generates
stacks
for
her
lightfall
sword
so
as
you
keep
her
on
the
field
doing
damage
it's
gonna
build
up
even
more
damage
and
then
hit
like
a
truck
of
physical
damage
once
it
pops
or
if
you
swap
characters
great
if
you're
looking
for
a
character
to
be
on
the
field
dishing
it
out
doing
damage
then
eula's
going
to
be
you
now
the
other
thing
is
four
star
characters
if
the
banner
has
been
it
and
shin
cho
some
top
tier
characters
maybe
they
throw
an
official
for
you
it
would
be
something
where
it
might
persuade
even
me
to
wish
for
her
i
don't
think
i'm
going
to
but
if
they
have
some
top
tier
four
stark
characters
it
is
something
that
you
might
want
to
consider
if
you're
kind
of
on
the
fence
and
you're
like
i
like
her
maybe
that's
one
of
the
things
that
sets
you
you
know
forward
but
if
there's
really
bad
four-star
characters
you
know
if
there's
ones
you
don't
like
at
all
maybe
they
don't
fit
into
your
team
whatever
the
reason
is
maybe
you
skip
you
know
i
i
don't
know
it
depends
everyone
has
different
tastes
but
that
is
definitely
something
to
really
consider
is
if
there
are
good
four
star
characters
maybe
that
is
a
plus
in
her
column
so
one
of
the
other
things
to
consider
really
quickly
is
eula
she
actually
gets
crit
damage
in
her
kit
so
someone
like
shincho
when
you
ascend
him
he
gets
just
extra
attack
percentage
which
is
fine
but
someone
like
d
luke
gets
crit
rate
ganyu
gets
crit
damage
that
is
really
really
valuable
and
so
uh
the
fact
that
eula
can
get
crit
damage
built
into
her
kit
is
really
really
cool
in
my
opinion
another
thing
to
consider
is
she
has
a
claymore
user
and
i
know
that
the
snow
tomb
star
silver
isn't
like
god's
here
or
anything
but
this
is
a
weapon
that
you
can
get
for
free
with
a
physical
damage
bonus
and
uh
you
can
get
one
stack
of
this
one
refinement
for
free
from
a
quest
in
dragon
spine
and
so
everyone's
gonna
have
access
to
that
maybe
you've
got
a
better
clay
more
available
or
something
like
that
but
it
is
something
to
consider
is
if
you've
got
maybe
some
of
these
weapon
materials
like
i
have
three
claymores
i
could
actually
max
or
find
that
weapon
um
you
know
maybe
you
have
a
good
physical
damage
weapon
right
there
ready
to
go
for
her
so
that
is
pretty
sweet
overall
okay
i
think
she's
a
cool
character
i
think
she's
gonna
hit
pretty
darn
hard
i
think
she
looks
amazing
like
visually
i
think
she
looks
pretty
awesome
but
i'm
gonna
tell
you
why
i
am
not
going
to
get
her
i
have
almost
no
interest
in
her
and
it
is
mostly
personal
reasons
i'm
going
to
show
you
a
couple
things
on
my
account
and
i'm
going
to
show
you
some
things
that
i'm
worried
about
uh
even
looking
at
like
some
other
four-star
characters
that
have
come
out
previously
as
for
reasons
where
i'm
not
that
impressed
or
interested
a
lot
of
people
have
been
saying
that
her
multipliers
are
just
insanity
like
they're
just
amazing
and
better
than
everything
else
and
i
looked
at
her
multipliers
and
they
definitely
they
definitely
do
look
good
and
uh
her
ultimate
ability
has
some
really
interesting
scaling
it's
got
like
pretty
high
base
damage
but
also
you
get
bonus
damage
based
on
stacks
yadda
yadda
yadda
i
think
her
ultimate
is
gonna
hit
like
a
truck
you're
gonna
be
able
to
hit
really
high
but
like
her
basic
attack
not
that
different
from
my
d
luke
not
that
different
from
my
razor
if
you
look
at
razer
um
i
was
looking
at
his
basic
attacks
i
was
looking
disability
like
the
press
damage
and
the
hold
damage
i'm
not
blown
away
by
eula
now
the
other
thing
too
is
it
seems
like
eula's
gonna
be
basic
attacking
a
lot
and
i'm
looking
at
my
razor
here
who's
almost
c4
and
he's
getting
attack
speed
which
i
think
would
be
really
really
valuable
i
understand
that
he
doesn't
get
a
bunch
of
like
burst
damage
the
way
that
eula
will
but
in
my
mind
i'm
looking
at
razer
i'm
looking
my
constellations
maybe
i'm
gonna
get
c4
maybe
i
get
to
c6
down
the
road
but
i
don't
think
eula
is
incredible
enough
that
i
care
if
that
makes
sense
i'm
hoping
that
one
day
if
i
need
a
physical
damage
dealer
i
can
get
razer
to
c6
and
if
they
buff
electro
and
all
that
stuff
i
think
it'll
be
amazing
but
because
i've
got
this
character
with
a
few
constellations
and
i've
got
some
weapons
for
him
i
just
don't
know
how
bad
i
want
eula
and
on
top
of
that
artifacts
i've
got
like
no
physical
artifacts
farmed
hardly
any
of
this
set
i
don't
have
any
great
gladiator
sets
and
i
don't
have
the
new
set
and
so
to
get
her
up
to
speed
and
out
scaling
my
d
luke
or
my
gonu
it's
gonna
take
a
lot
of
effort
and
i
don't
know
if
i've
got
it
in
me
i
don't
know
if
i've
got
the
resin
as
a
free-to-play
character
it
is
a
lot
of
effort
to
get
a
five-star
up
and
i
don't
know
if
she's
going
to
play
d-loop
and
even
hit
harder
because
the
other
thing
too
is
d-luke
can
do
melt
he
can
do
melt
very
easily
he
can
do
vaporize
very
easily
with
shin
cho
and
with
the
other
characters
that
i
have
supporting
i
just
don't
know
if
she
will
out
dps
what
i
currently
have
or
it's
going
to
take
a
ton
of
effort
to
make
her
out
dps
what
i
currently
have
another
big
worry
is
depending
on
the
characters
that
are
on
the
banner
i
don't
want
to
wish
for
her
even
if
they
are
amazing
i
wouldn't
wish
for
her
i
i
think
i
think
i'm
at
the
point
where
even
if
this
was
bennett
and
shincho
it's
definitely
tempting
i
won't
wish
for
her
myself
because
i'm
in
a
situation
here
where
it's
kind
of
a
weird
situation
to
be
in
i
have
a
lot
of
pity
built
up
i
think
i'm
on
like
13
pages
i'm
at
like
72
or
73.
and
so
typically
the
four
star
characters
would
be
really
really
appealing
to
me
and
it's
like
damn
you
know
i'm
on
my
way
i'm
going
to
get
a
bunch
of
those
characters
and
i'm
going
to
get
a
bunch
of
constellations
but
in
the
case
of
me
if
i
do
110
pull
i'll
probably
get
the
five
star
character
and
i
have
to
win
the
50
50.
i
understand
that
but
it's
not
like
i'm
gonna
be
wishing
over
and
over
and
over
again
on
this
banner
even
if
there
are
good
four-star
characters
and
so
i
feel
like
if
i'm
gonna
do
a
10-pole
i'm
gonna
get
a
five-star
character
i
wanna
really
really
want
them
and
i
want
them
to
be
a
game
changer
you
know
like
a
dendro
character
that
we've
never
really
seen
before
maybe
c1
gone
you
i
don't
know
something
that
is
going
to
make
my
account
insanely
powerful
and
i
don't
think
that
gila
is
there
i
think
she'll
be
fun
i
think
she'll
slot
in
but
my
goal
is
to
have
the
best
account
free
to
play
humanly
possible
and
getting
eula
doesn't
really
help
me
there
she's
nice
something
to
collect
a
little
trophy
but
she's
not
something
that's
going
to
take
my
account
from
here
to
here
and
so
i
think
i
have
to
skip
for
that
reason
alone
i
have
one
last
thing
that
stresses
me
out
about
eula
and
maybe
i'm
i'm
overthinking
this
and
maybe
it
won't
be
that
bad
because
razer
you
know
he
does
mostly
physical
damage
and
he
supplements
it
with
a
bit
of
electro
but
my
worry
is
if
you
look
at
razer
and
you
look
at
his
abilities
and
you
look
at
lightning
fang
he
gets
a bunch
of
attack
speed
and
this
allows
him
to
do
his
physical
damage
faster
just
just
constantly
right
and
so
yes
there's
some
electro
built
in
but
it
allows
him
to
do
that
physical
damage
that
he's
built
to
and
he's
got
you
know
a
physical
cop
and
he's
got
physical
stuff
more
often
right
but
with
eula
her
e
ability
when
you
tap
it
is
cryo
damage
and
when
you
hold
it
is
cryo
damage
and
when
you
use
your
q
ability
it's
cryo
damage
and
my
worry
is
that
you're
gonna
build
up
a
bunch
of
physical
damage
on
the
character
but
you're
doing
cryo
quite
a
bit
you
know
there's
physical
damage
here
that
whole
percentage
goes
away
whenever
you
use
cryo
damage
and
if
you
build
cryo
damage
and
you're
using
any
physical
then
you
don't
get
that
bonus
either
i
don't
know
i
i
i
just
i'm
worried
that
she's
gonna
be
lackluster
and
i
just
i
don't
think
i
can
commit
i
can't
i
can't
commit
maybe
i'm
crazy
she's
gonna
break
the
game
i'm
gonna
look
like
an
idiot
but
for
right
now
i'm
standing
firm
i'm
holding
on
to
the
primos
you
can't
change
my
mind
anyways
that's
it
for
me
thank
you
so
much
for
watching
i
hope
that
you
enjoyed
and
if
you
guys
could
click
the
link
down
below
get
yourself
signed
up
with
audible
and
i
would
really
really
appreciate
it
thanks
again
and
i'll
see
you
soon


today's episode is brought to you by Harry head on over to harrys.com slash rogue sign up for your three dollar starter kit you're gonna be in love with their sweet sweet razor blades they're not actually sweet don't don't eat them yeah or taste them did you shave with him yeah don't put them in your mouth it's a good idea dude I feel like we're being naughty are we cheating on Trevor right now just be cool just don't nobody tell Trevor nobody tell Trevor because we are hanging out with Nick from cocktail chemistry oh thank you so much for making it out here man Horace yeah happy to be here you guys watch Archer not gonna lie most of it almost all of it I thought coach McGuirk I saw it as a cautionary tale and I needed to make some changes in my life avoid the danger zone well so Archer secret-agent makes a bunch of cocktails in his show we're gonna be making the peppermint pattie it's not a real drink but he did give a recipe for it he gave the ingredients and then what's great is actually one of the writers from the show came on the back and actually gave a full spec so we're gonna be making these expect from this isn't like an interpretation of a gag this is like an actual recipe from the show we have a official recipe we're gonna be following here yeah let's dive in how do we get started we need to first make some hot cocoa and we'll get that going here and then we're gonna add in some of the fun ingredients after that this is yeah I literally saw that thought oh that's thermite and this drink just got way more interesting this is the modern rogue right so I knew I had to bring it now this is actually a unsweetened cocoa now if we're gonna make cocoa you can use sweetened I like the unsweetened version because you can kind of dial in the sweetness yeah you want it this is a tablespoon so we're gonna do two tablespoons of the unsweetened cocoa into a saucepan here and then I like about a tablespoon and a half of of sugar here so we'll do about here's one tablespoon tablespoon and a half and that's gonna get it's about the sweetness I like you put a moderate amount of sugar in there and I'm glad because all of this is just like diabeetus oh yeah this is diabetes in the bottle for sure we've got our sugar we've got our unsweetened cocoa powder and now we just need our milk yeah how much you just eyeball that no you probably measure things I forget it's cocktail chemistry yeah we like a little precision on my channel but honestly it's to taste so I like about a cup of milk with this that's all we need for our cocoa we need to whisk it up though we got the fancy whisk oh yeah we have a fancy way whisk it up what is this thing it works great do you do chemistry we do amanhã Road okay look this looks very DIY we're about precision as well actually yeah like it's probably a story behind this whisk I will say now do we want to bring it all the way to a boil never made coke oh yeah not a chocolate fan oh that's right yeah as you well know I hate chocolate wait oh that's right I'm looking for something that has a lot of floral notes or I'm looking for something chocolaty right Jason Chris I'm not a big fan you don't like chocolate though that's true there's a candy taste on the back of my tongue it's chocolatey yes yes I hate chocolate glad we glad we chose this recipe right for you we're not gonna bring it all the way to a boil just sort of a simmer kind of bringing it to the temperature that will help dissolve some of the cocoa in there but also just the the right temperature that you're gonna what I'm gonna want to drink that so it's just pretty much straightforward cocoa you're not doing anything unusual to it this right here is just our cocoa base and we're gonna add some of the fun stuff after that yeah so we just need a basic cocoa by the way this whisk is terrible in the show Archer calls for three boozing gradients there's creme de menthe from the mint I know exactly yeah you nailed it no you couldn't the malt have somehow heard as well but this is a peppermint the cure we also have peppermint schnapps and these are actually very similar ingredients you could probably get away with just using one okay I was like overkill it seems like why why purple for the men you are going to question the wisdom of Archer come on if he says both we need both that's right creme de cacao is this like a chocolatey kind of that's exactly right yeah okay the chocolate look you were made from cacao we have chocolate and sugar to which we're going to add chocolate and sugar correct and red more sugar two different types of mint and a chocolate cure into an r/t chocolate day so how do you decide on the ratio on that because we got the base and obviously that will taste like hot cocoa how spicy do you want to go on this again it is to taste I'm gonna follow the official spec which has a good amount of peppermint okay I think we are warm enough to pour this into the mug got a mug here okay let's try not to spill too much here everything that you're using I'm looking at it going oh that's ours has that had something poisonous he burns it off alright so we got our mug of cocoa now let's add some of the fun stuff here how much how much oh they call for an ounce of this ever mention oh okay not a trivial amount yes that's two-thirds of a full on shot yeah the one we have here is a hundred proof so that's pretty oh dear okay yeah same stuff so we'll see how this goes I'm gonna measure out an ounce or 30 mils and we'll just pour that right in it's measuring things yeah it's crazy chemistry yeah so then we're gonna do about half an ounce okay the creme de menthe we have double the peppermint over the moles but I wonder what's your guest you think we're gonna have more of this or less I don't know because it's putting chocolate on chocolate and it's two different chocolate profiles so how does any more of that actually because it's yeah I think it's gonna distinctly change the flavor of it right honestly it really only calls for about a bar spoon crazy right like why are we even bothering yeah what's the point yeah do not question the wisdom of archers or yes Archer yeah that's what it calls for so we're just gonna recreate it as as the spec demand oh my god it looks like a cough syrup that is some sugary sugar yeah it's just sugar it's just sugar so we're going a little extra chocolate kick a little extra proof in there and then a crap-ton of MIT this is the peppermint pattie as they call for it on Archer alright so it's straight up regular cocoa made to taste with your amount of sugars start with the sugared unsweetened cocoa we're gonna do it right an ounce of peppermint a half ounce of creme de Mille and and just just the little - a bar spoon of the creme de cacao yeah it is this bitter or sweet this is very sweet Wow Wow okay that's it you have a peppermint may I yeah jump it move alright here we go okay weirdly the thing that pops the most is that creme de cacao really yeah that nutty dark chocolatey it pops you could really taste it and then that's the upfront and you of course taste the cocoa but then there's that warm like I'm still feeling the peppermint on there partly I assume because of the amount of alcohol 100 proof Wow are you here you wanna share cooties yeah or whatever the ABV of this is it's probably I guess things well it stays it stays on the tongue so is it like the perfect sitting by the fire winter drink I could tell that by the end of this you're gonna have the warm fuzzies hopefully you're you know wearing a big beard and a turtleneck and you're hanging out by a campfire exactly okay well where can people get so much more cocktail chemistry you can head over to my channel this cocktail chemistry I'm on Instagram as well we've we do a lot of recreations from pop culture I've actually done a few other Archer cocktails as well like the the green Russian ladies and gentlemen we are headed back to the danger zone with another cocktail recreation from Archer oh dude thank you so much for joining thanks for havin I'm gonna go find it oh look there's a fireplace right okay I'm just gonna just don't tell Trevor because I mean be cool is there anybody out there who doesn't know about Harry's I think everybody knows by now right right I mean they know that that traditional razor blades have been a ripoff and if Harry's makes them super awesome and affordable they have a German factory that's been in business for 99 years making top-quality blades and all that yeah and they are quality blades they're durable and they don't tear up your face like the cheap ones like I was shaving with the little metal disc from a tin can of cat food it doesn't work you know it was a really bad but here's the important part Harry's saved my marriage because every are we getting the shower I always want fresh blades and I'd get in and my wife had used the blades it was like oh you and then one Christmas last year just a giant box nothing but so many Harries blades like forever and ever and ever it's like we'll never fight again we're it's just Harry's for the whole family it's like two dollars for a refill don't get too excited that she went all out and got you don't have to worry about it anymore what's funny is I have so many blades now that the moment one slightly annoys me I'm like you're out no you're in yeah fresh new blades and Harry's makes it easy and they're just discarded razor blade fall around the place where you just kind of throw them it sounds like an exciting time look the important part is that people have to go to harrys.com slash Roget for three dollars you get your starter kit you'll be able to give the blades a try for yourself and you'll be able to buy into that Harry's ecosystem where you're gonna get affordable high quality blades you're not gonna have to fight with your wife anymore that should be their tagline I'm sure it's not Harry saved his marriage it can do the same for you in fact Harry's should create a subdivision called Mary's ma rry s that is totally dedicated to saving marriages through raisers how you really think that they ought to pursue that go to harrys.com forward slash road three dollar starter kit and maybe save something more important to you yeah like your marriage you're welcome that's not Rumple


[Music] what's up gentlemen so the other day I posted a video talking about the 10 things guys should never do when talking to a woman for the first time made a girl you start talking and you do any of those 10 things your chance again in action zero zip zilch nada never gonna happen gentlemen if you missed that video I will link to it down below today we're going to assume that you didn't do any of those 10 things and you actually have a girlfriend that you like you're into but if you want to keep her you better not do any of the 10 things that she hates then we're gonna talk about today number one you Snoop through her phones pixel a quickest way to ruin an incredible relationship is to start snooping through her phone or computer or social media account if you don't have trust if there's something going on or you get a sneaking suspicion you've got to communicate now hopefully she is a decent person and will actually be honest with you like Pandora's box once you open it there's no shutting it guys and a lot of times you're gonna find something that you may take out a context or has no bearing on your relationship that you're gonna get all bent out of shape and then you're like I gotta say something I can't say something and then you're gonna be passive-aggressive and number two which is pick a fight story I dated this crazy-ass chick that she would actually make up stories of people seeing me with girls just to see what I would say see what I would do she'd be like so who was that blonde girl you're with today long girl who maybe it was like brown what are you talking about I'm just kidding she would do this she would pick fights you instigate she would lie just to see if she could catch me in two gentlemen if you do that shame on you three is grab her when she's acting crazy gentlemen do not ever under any circumstances play these amazing paws on her if you guys are in a disagreement or an argument even though she's crazy even though she's acting ridiculous you can't touch her number four is not notice something new that chicks notice everything other fact is that guys and I can only speak for myself we might not pick up on the finer details of everything and so the fact that she just went to the salon but 250 bucks on her hair that looks exactly the same to us doesn't mean that we shouldn't still notice and compliment which is tough because you're like my god how am I supposed to notice something that I don't notice hey sweetie do you like my new dress yeah let me see your boobs it's more like my god yes you look incredible sensational even sweetness why don't you say that we get freaky it's all about perception you got to look right check things out but a lot of times this is what we miss but you gotta listen if you listen she will tell you she'll drop little hints you late you know yo I'm going to the salon you're going shopping with Brenda and yo I'm ready to get freaky she can only listen if you don't do the fit thing that girls hate when guys do that huh what what it's critical that when somebody is talking to you or you go up to a cash register you actually take them out or at least one out so that you can hear them and you can communicate if you are looking for an incredible pair of ear buds that aren't going to break the bank you have got to check out today's video sponsor Raycom check it out ray cones are so freakin sleek and stylish you don't have things dangling out of your ears or wires connecting them guys the other thing is that Ray cones offer you super premium listening quality incredible technology for about half the price of other wireless earphones these are my 50 wireless earbuds by Ray Con but they have a lot of different styles a lot of different fun colors they also have different fit options by now a lot of you guys have heard about Ray Con because they've come on the scene and like blown it up they've changed the game it was co-founded by Ray J and celebrities like Snoop Dogg Melissa Etheridge everybody is freaking out over these earbuds the most amazing thing about these earbuds is the price guys they started about half of the price of other premium wireless earbuds and the latest model is the best one yet they've got over six hours of continuous playtime like instant bluetooth pairing more bass more compact design and a noise-isolating fit guys ray canto reticular in the market for a badass pair of wireless earbuds at an incredible price you got to hit our link down below buy Raycom slash alpha m if you go through our special link you're gonna get 15% off your order six thing guys through the girls hate his talk about how hot her friends are it doesn't matter how smokin'-hot superfine her friend is you cannot acknowledge the fact that she is indeed smoking hot spicy send you read up and you will be tested my god Brian Janice's body is banging don't you think that's alright alright it's perfect I don't know she's I you are beautiful it's okay you can tell me be honest honestly I think you are sexier the seventh thing guys do that women hate is not introducing them to your friends the longer you put it off the more she thinks that you're embarrassed of her that you're not proud to be with her guys if you are proud to be with your spicy senorita introduce her to your friends but not Brian definitely not Brian anything that guys do that girls hate is when you get all freaking insecure about other dudes gentlemen why would you somebody so freakin incredible and amazing because you are subscriber of the f-m youtube channel why would you be worried about any other dude other than Brian you're a catch you are freakin amazing that is the fact that any woman would give her left breast to be with your sexy ass now you're like yo I don't want it to do that neither do I but I'm just saying you're incredible number nine is being needy and clingy where you going oh when are you gonna come home are you gonna call me gentleman being clingy is one of the most unattractive things in the world now it's not just man it's women right have you ever dated somebody who's always like calling and asking and just needing constant constant constant reassurance come here I know what to do gentlemen come on being needy being clingy is definitely not outfit it's not sexy she's only gonna tolerate it for like this much right being a little bit needy from time to time okay but all the time no and last but certainly not least this is one that I've struggled with this is one that I still struggle with but with the help of my phone Calendar and Google reminders that's gotten a lot easier which is forgetting special dates true story I forgot my anniversary we wake up she looks at me she's like I love you sweetie I'm like I love you too sweetie and she's like you forgot I'm like forgot what our anniversary and I got you a present exactly that was a good fight and it made me feel horrible the LZ made me feel horrible like the worst son in the world I actually forgot my mom's birthday one year like seriously like talk about a shitty son that's me gentlemen don't be a shitty son don't be like me use Google because you got reminders and technology is amazing still a


they banned the hog rider the baton piglets they banned the RAM murder and the freeze spell but for most broken cards that I just ended touchdown mmm it's an orange juice what's up everyone its og we have the new game update coming out we have the executioner and the witch rework we have arrows that's completely different I actually kind of like it it's a little delayed but it feels just right that was a really good choice on the change for that and we have the creator codes so we've got everything in there if you want to support your favorite creator koto GA right there the creator boost means a lot to me it's finally in clash for Elle I'm really excited for this because it's more than just me that's behind the scenes there's all these other people that are working really hard to provide daily quality videos there are salaries to pay there our studio rent there's equipment cost there's so many different variables and this goes a long way even if you just watch the videos that's really great the sponsors that come in really help support the whole ecosystem that we have going on with the creator boost that's really exciting how it works is that I get a small kickback for everything that you spend so brah stars a little different you see spend gems you get it now for clash morale you spend money and we get a small kickback from this so if you get a deal pack even pass or way out we get a small kick from that so it's chess that's 399 I'll get a small kickback from but don't buy it why would you buy gold chess for 4 dollars heck no but if you do quote oj we're doing it anyways we're gonna go through all this because actually I do need some gold with elixir golem so he's 6 elixir golems over being really nice that was not four times I don't do it but if you see if you view to Cotto Jade so whatever we're gonna be playing some touch down we've got three more we have one loss zero losses they banned a hog rider the band piglets they banned the RAM murder and the freeze spell before most broken cards that I just ended touchdown so this is actually a little bit more skill-based now with those four cards I feel that with the executioner instead magic Archer Elektra wizard the long Rangers are the prints and the dark goblins stack them all in the back and then you have the dark prince and the prince they're the Chargers and they can also take care of pain let's get into this match before we get into that let's give a shout-out to this video sponsor now you've heard me talk about this game before and it truly deserves a second mention Heroes of Might and Magic air of chaos is a high-level strategy game with amazing storyline and awesome artwork there's an insane amount of content aside from the main story quests you can challenge the PvP arena or the underground dungeons one of my favorite modes is the leaderboards and the gates where you need to defeat the most enemies I've already logged countless hours in this game without paying anything this isn't an idle game where you just set it aside where you do whatever the gameplay gets pretty challenging and you have to adapt your strategy for each level auto play just won't cut it when you're trying to beat the higher levels so I was struggling to get a three-star in the chapter 6 castle so let's switch up the strategy a little bit since Katherine applies buff to all the other cows unit let's build up a castle formation with the defensive front to protect the range units as they break through the walls you know sprinkle in a little Firebird and now I just need to drop with my spells on the enemy range unit to take them out you really need to adjust and pay attention to your formation and spouse to get them juicy 3 stars the environment is so large with endless activities I just unlocked a pirate skin for Katherine and you know how much I love limited skins click on the link in description down below to download air of chaos available for ios and android alright daddy 101 flex my emotes that Easter remote should be limited ok that was weird Oh nope nope oh my goodness how did I survive that yup yup yup bend it saves tip Matt Bennett burn it okay that's not bad he hews fireball in this did he use fire hold the shield my goodness he just fed me an elixir : this is nice this is good it's feeling really good oh that goes too though I don't how I feel about that Ghost uh he's still alive in the world that's weird he's still alive oh he put cannon okay I feel like I'm too conservative on the elixir right now I could I could really really rush him I've got way too much elixir we're gonna we're gonna lightning that witch before she spawns any skeletons I think he he spammed way too much I felt like I was in control the last 20 seconds that's the first point that we're gonna be getting all right round two - oh he's got a Pekka I almost just want to rush with a bat around do it do it Oh J I did it anything for the know he has a cannon if it's a rotation I don't know about that level eight Tesla it's not going to be enough to stop the battle round huh yeah yeah we'll take that we'll take that I almost just want to rush princess on both sides oh my goodness okay we do that we do that and nope definitely need an Electra wizard there this is very overwhelming actually but this is a good deck he's the sport there's nothing I could do he's underleveled and he still scored props to him for that like the Luxor golems pretty decent all right well he may have a bowler but I've got a magic Archer be hot oh no no no we stack everything the princess what the Frick he's really going in for the towers ooh I could not save that yeah we're going for that lightning that's nice we just stick out the tower and everything oh the fan it dies to the bomb that was luck pure luck did I really need to fireball that probably not but I'm to one I just he should not have played those buildings he was down one point that's the first game of the day too easy the Rangers that's the magic of this to stack all the long Rangers in the back and we're good 7-0 in there let's see if we can do two more boom bump-bump bump-bump let's do wall breakers in the back there and he's got them batty bats mmm-hmm I thought that wallbreakers gonna make it that would have been crazy did I miss the fireball oh I did not I did not we're good okay we're gonna we're just gonna stack assume the best-case scenario huh no not on the not on my dart got today Dargo B's gonna deal a lot of damage for that Tesla oh my goodness I love how lightning hits the roll ghost all right well I'm gonna put the prints in the very back take it easy there no big deal maybe I'll rush a little battle RAM on the right side and oh shoot he's got a hunter not cool mega night on there oh geez that's not looking too good right now tornado at all oh dear whoa whoa how did that happen is that the witches yes yes that which stays alive she's gonna spawn those bats infinitely now that's good that's so good that's okay that's okay that's so good okay minor to deflect that Dark Prince okay I need a dark Bobby behind them this is dangerous right now this is very dangerous that almost scored that would have been unpleasant I need a prince yep Prince to save the bomb tower that's good the mirror why is the mirror working not bad too dark princess no I've got nothing for that oh my goodness oh that one dark for instance for 22 seconds left okay okay desperation battle Ram tornado those things out no no okay well at least I got rid of the hunter there's no way he's got a miner there you can't even afford the emotes he's got the default emotes no matter where only two wins away take it easy we're gonna put the long Rangers in the back princess goes in the middle always in the middle stack the princess it's gonna be juicy we're very very good I'm gonna do a prince on that side I said I'm gonna do a prince on that side and I think we do need to do some of that there that wizards oh that ice wizard almost took on my princess almost I said almost oh shoot I couldn't save him alright well we'll take out that goblin giant he's not a big deal take out those spear gobby a calculated tornado I got desperate because I realized that I miss the fireball so I want to get get the fireball value but now I'm down so much it's so bad I [Music] and those goblins they swerved this is this is the worst day ever all right Prince is still alive okay we got rid of the battle RAM you got that going for us I need to put the princess in the front take up that freakin executioner holy moly you should have put the scar me to block the battle around I shouldn't have scored there now we get a carrot in celebration I find that's really BM I love it we do that I think my electric razor can take care of those boys arrows do that since when whoo all right there's a tough one executioner's not quite enough let I do some dart gobby magic here oh prince cord prince cord we sneeze on him oh man no no no this is bad news come on which is fun yep on to the Dark Prince calculated I do need that night which to spawn some stuff she's gonna get rekt so fast okay we defended the prince with 3-0 so good I honestly missed the other touchdown where uses rush everything that was the best in the world doesn't matter where 8-0 doing that which in the back maybe a dark I'll be read it oh shoot we definitely need an executioner on that I I definitely want lightning on that bad boy oh my goodness nice the back got through this is why now which is so good night which and which you just infinite spawners it's so beautiful huh okay I'm just gonna Electra was it on top there maybe we'll do a prince in the very very back yup [Music] got him oh man I wish I fireball the right one though okay we got to do a prince on that side hold that but that Elektra wizard though that's trouble I'm not feeling so hot about that that Prince there yeah we got the witch alive though if we got the witch alive I definitely want something thank you for that witch oh my goodness that princess that was money maybe I shouldn't have put that on top it's a baby dragon that's fine perfect night which is going in we've got the dark Bobby we swerve them with the battle room take him out with the yup I feel like I'm to have a good feeling both of those wallbreakers we're gonna lightening that magic Archer though I was money in the bank wall breakers they're not gonna get stopped by the vol cream that was too good this is how we hit nine wins nine zero I should have just lost the one and we said it does the executioner take it out oh I got skirt I should have tried to trust my instincts I should have believed in the heart of the cards okay I've got a witch not enough that is not enough all right hmm not bad actually he expended all of his elixir come on prediction fireball nothing okay I'm gonna pretend I predicted something I predicted air that was nice nine zero Oh a legendary chest I you know what would be with more legendary super cell give me a hundred elixir golems not bad that is the great goblin feast challenge why is it goblin feast because there is a goblin giant what gulping feast right because it's the goblin season and look at that touchdown just gives you so many crowns I got a couple chest open all I really want is the Goblin elixir goblin giant elixir golem elixir golem elixir blob I don't know it looks a golem giant blob strike that we have seven strikes don't don't tell me I'm not gonna strike any elixir golems and instruction elixir golems I still got three more chests to the blast through nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing two more one more nothing two more chests nope nope really there's like 38 rares in this game what is up with my luck I do not want that I don't even want seven elixir golems that was a bad roll is the bad chest no elixir golems Wow alright that's it for this video if you guys do decide to buy that pack Cotto J but I highly recommend not buying it 399 - giant chess hmm no don't do it that's gonna be for this video thanks watching and stay tuned for more quality Oh


before
we
get
started
this
video
is
sponsored
by
expressvpn
so
with
the
recent
release
of
james
1's
malignant
i
felt
an
urge
to
go
back
and
watch
the
insidious
films
but
on
the
uk
netflix
server
i
only
had
access
to
the
first
and
third
film
so
to
save
some
money
on
renting
or
buying
the
other
two
films
i
discovered
that
the
entire
series
was
available
on
netflix
canada
and
since
i'm
paying
for
a
netflix
subscription
why
not
get
more
out
of
what
i'm
rightfully
paying
for
that
is
the
beauty
of
expressvpn
i
simply
connected
to
canada
from
a
list
of
over
100
countries
and
expressvpn
tricked
my
internet
into
thinking
that's
where
i
was
thus
bypassing
obnoxious
geographical
restrictions
so
when
i
refreshed
my
netflix
page
i
instantly
had
access
to
that
entire
country's
catalog
for
less
than
seven
dollars
a
month
expressvpn
is
here
to
give
you
unrestricted
access
and
freedom
to
the
internet
while
retaining
your
privacy
without
expressvpn
it's
like
going
to
your
favorite
restaurant
and
only
being
allowed
to
pick
from
the
starter
menu
and
several
of
those
options
are
now
unavailable
because
you
took
too
long
to
order
expressvpn
has
received
rave
reviews
from
many
tech
critics
who
know
far
more
than
i
do
and
along
with
fast
internet
speeds
and
24
hour
friendly
customer
support
you'll
be
able
to
consistently
download
and
stream
your
favorite
content
with
little
issue
so
find
out
how
you
can
get
three
months
free
by
visiting
expressvpn.com
ryan
and
unlock
more
value
in
all
your
streaming
services
tragically
dan
o'bannon's
1985
cult
classic
the
return
of
the
living
dead
is
the
one
zombie
movie
i
always
seem
to
forget
despite
arguably
being
one
of
the
best
in
the
genre
or
at
the
very
least
one
of
the
earliest
examples
of
a
zombie
flick
that
subverted
what
was
iconic
about
them
at
the
time
it
wasn't
just
the
fact
that
it
established
the
concept
of
mighty
zombies
moaning
fabrians
and
could
also
run
but
frankly
the
fact
that
they
were
practically
unkillable
was
just
as
terrifying
as
it
was
hilariously
surprising
i
remember
watching
return
of
the
living
dead
on
late
night
tv
a
few
times
as
a
kid
and
being
kind
of
confused
by
it
for
the
longest
time
i
always
thought
it
was
a
very
belated
and
bewildering
sequel
to
george
a
romero's
knights
of
the
living
dead
and
looking
into
it
it
turns
out
there's
a
clear
reason
why
in
his
2010
book
detailing
the
production
of
knight
of
the
living
dead
joe
keane
explained
that
george
romero
and
his
co-writer
john
russo
agreed
to
split
the
rights
to
the
film
allowing
romero
to
make
his
own
sequels
while
russo
could
use
the
title
living
dead
for
his
own
projects
leading
to
his
own
1978
novel
return
of
the
living
dead
after
failing
to
adapt
it
as
a
sequel
to
romero's
original
masterpiece
oh
what's
he
doing
in
there
i
don't
know
he
did
eventually
sell
the
rights
to
producer
tom
fox
who
then
hired
the
texas
chainsaw
massacre's
toby
hooper
to
direct
an
adaptation
but
hooper
later
dropped
out
in
favor
of
making
a
really
weird
sci-fi
vampire
flick
called
life
force
instead
duties
were
taken
over
by
that
film
screenwriter
dan
o'bannon
who
rewrote
the
entire
story
to
avoid
direct
comparisons
to
romero's
work
which
was
inevitably
going
to
be
the
case
seeing
as
fox
had
already
received
threats
of
legal
action
by
romero's
associates
a
few
years
prior
due
to
the
confusion
surrounding
his
film
day
of
the
dead
the
plot
is
pretty
simple
one
night
two
medical
warehouse
employees
accidentally
unleash
a
toxic
gas
from
a
mysterious
military
tank
that
re-animates
the
dead
and
soon
after
while
attempting
to
dispose
of
a
zombie
using
the
crematorium
next
door
all
hell
essentially
breaks
loose
as
the
fumes
erupt
into
toxic
rein
that
brings
the
local
cemetery
back
to
life
what
i
always
distinctly
remember
and
love
about
the
story
is
that
it's
unconventionally
delivered
as
a
domino
effect
of
exacerbating
circumstances
instead
of
a
traditionally
structured
plot
without
spoiling
anything
it
is
worth
mentioning
to
those
interested
in
watching
the
film
after
this
video
return
of
the
living
dead
does
come
to
a
jarringly
abrupt
conclusion
but
trust
me
there
is
somewhat
of
a
point
to
it
that
i
will
attempt
to
explain
throughout
the
video
i
guess
the
best
way
is
to
think
of
it
more
like
a
satisfying
solitary
extended
prologue
to
where
most
zombie
movies
typically
begin
by
focusing
on
the
outbreak
itself
compared
to
the
now
generic
survival
teals
we've
all
become
accustomed
to
as
always
as
we
go
along
make
sure
to
leave
your
thoughts
and
requests
in
the
comments
below
and
while
you're
at
it
let's
dive
into
the
world
of
return
of
the
living
dead
[Music]
now
before
we
get
into
some
of
the
plot
details
i
do
want
to
address
the
overall
style
because
as
i
said
the
most
distinguishing
feature
i
love
about
the
film
is
how
it
rejects
a
traditional
narrative
arc
in
favor
of
this
deflating
balloon
of
mayhem
broadly
speaking
most
zombie
fiction
by
its
nature
is
typically
quite
meandering
we
see
humans
trying
to
survive
against
unstoppable
killing
machines
only
for
things
to
inevitably
fall
apart
because
of
humanity's
inability
to
find
peace
and
put
their
complacency
and
selfishness
aside
you
know
zombie
storytelling
101
humanity
has
its
own
weakness
etc
etc
however
the
thing
is
while
return
of
the
living
dead
may
not
be
commentative
by
any
means
at
least
not
in
the
same
way
romero's
films
were
it
did
manage
to
highlight
the
inherent
nihilism
of
the
genre
and
the
general
lack
of
resolution
and
this
acceptance
to
the
new
normal
do
you
think
they're
rescuers
only
better
man
that's
all
i
gotta
say
but
do
you
think
they
will
when
you
go
back
to
richard
matheson's
1954
post-apocalyptic
vampiric
novel
i
am
legend
which
pretty
much
established
the
formula
romero
himself
was
greatly
inspired
by
it
became
the
quintessential
timeless
heel
to
set
the
tone
for
every
similar
story
that
followed
it
called
attention
to
this
intense
symbolism
of
life
via
the
fujian
where
humanity
has
comfortably
accepted
its
position
as
the
dominant
force
because
that
position
has
never
really
been
challenged
while
there
was
a
long
history
of
science
fiction
asking
the
question
what's
if
there
was
something
physically
intellectually
and
even
morally
superior
to
us
out
there
the
difference
with
matheson's
novel
was
that
it
dealt
more
with
the
human
condition
of
being
dethroned
and
focused
on
a
man
who
gradually
comes
to
realize
but
still
struggles
to
accept
that
humanity
is
gone
and
his
species
no
longer
rein
supreme
tapping
into
our
inherent
arrogance
the
story
basically
goes
that
the
one
thing
to
bring
down
humanity
is
itself
as
the
story
conveys
post-war
nuclear
tensions
and
this
idea
that
one
action
can
cost
us
everything
as
we
take
our
fragility
for
granted
which
ever
since
has
been
the
point
of
almost
every
zombie
movie
even
if
it
is
as
seemingly
inconsequential
as
brushing
your
arm
against
something
that
can
kill
you
with
a
single
bite
this
place
everybody
that
comes
in
gets
swallowed
up
noy
i
understand
that
is
a
lot
to
take
in
for
a
film
that's
at
its
very
core
is
a
slapsticky
comedy
but
i
lost
sleep
over
this
because
my
brain
is
still
working
overtime
after
covering
the
machinist
and
even
the
lost
boys
which
even
find
a
way
to
sneak
itself
into
this
video
yet
there
is
no
escaping
the
idea
that
the
story
is
set
up
to
be
a
genre
satire
that
shaun
of
the
dead
has
a
lot
to
thank
for
as
it
takes
place
in
a
universe
where
night
of
the
living
dead
was
a
real
film
based
on
real
events
that
the
government
attempted
to
cover
up
and
thus
the
tanks
the
warehouse
employees
tamper
with
are
supposedly
the
very
evidence
off
those
events
i
thought
you
said
if
we
destroyed
the
brain
and
die
it
worked
in
the
movie
well
it
ain't
working
now
friend
the
movie
line
like
i
said
in
the
beginning
the
return
of
the
living
dead
is
written
to
be
this
rebellious
antithesis
to
romero's
inadvertent
popularization
of
the
genre
by
rejecting
almost
everything
that
had
been
established
up
to
that
point
barely
halfway
into
the
story
it
makes
it
clear
we
are
in
a
potentially
unwinnable
scenario
and
the
sooner
you
accept
that
there
really
are
no
rules
or
at
least
the
rules
we've
come
to
know
don't
actually
matter
it
makes
it
a
wildly
unpredictable
watch
the
most
noticeable
aspect
of
the
film
is
its
heavy
emphasis
on
a
punk-like
aesthetic
that
borders
on
cynically
cartoonish
man
what
a
hideous
ugly
place
i
like
it
it's
a
statement
it
helps
to
heighten
the
nihilism
by
projecting
a
kind
of
[ __ ]
you
[ __ ]
happens
an
ideal
with
a
type
of
attitude
when
it
introduces
its
adorably
silly
gang
of
punk
caricatures
i
like
death
i
like
death
with
sex
how
about
you
casey
you
like
sex
with
death
yes
the
[ __ ]
off
and
die
i
think
the
fascinating
dynamic
between
them
is
that
their
dialogue
feels
deliberately
vapid
and
even
overtly
cliched
even
for
its
time
all
they
essentially
talk
about
is
partying
having
sex
and
then
dying
as
they
dwell
on
their
precarious
and
misunderstood
self-obsessed
demeanors
somewhat
taking
aim
at
john
hughes
style
coming
in
age
teen
narratives
at
the
time
while
one
specific
character
gets
naked
for
absolutely
no
reason
other
than
to
reinforce
the
point
of
their
party
and
die
lifestyle
and
existentially
fantasizes
over
how
i
shall
die
do
you
ever
wonder
about
all
the
different
ways
of
dying
you
know
violently
some
of
you
may
have
noticed
i
literally
talked
about
all
of
this
in
my
lost
boys
videos
so
i
won't
regurgitate
it
too
much
but
as
a
summary
you
once
again
have
that
teen
slasher
era
symbolism
of
promiscuity
having
its
association
to
death
which
was
fully
brought
to
attention
in
wes
craven's
nightmare
on
elm
street
the
year
before
it
plays
right
into
that
same
romanticized
rebellious
image
of
teens
having
a
deviant
ritual-esque
lifestyle
where
they
give
into
their
temptations
but
at
the
price
of
their
soul
as
their
uptight
parents
and
authority
figures
assume
again
i
know
that
sounds
like
a
lot
to
digest
for
a
comedy
but
if
you've
been
around
this
channel
long
enough
you
know
what
you're
in
for
and
the
less
i
have
to
talk
about
this
[ __ ]
the
better
ah
that
thing
always
makes
me
want
to
take
a
bath
so
early
in
the
story
one
of
the
warehouse
employees
frank
casually
mentions
to
the
new
recruit
freddy
that
they
ended
up
in
possession
with
the
secret
military
tanks
because
lol
typical
army
screw-ups
establishing
this
cynical
apathetic
perception
we
have
of
the
military
compared
to
the
overly
stern
shock
and
horror
demonstrated
in
other
zombie
flicks
it
knows
its
place
and
doesn't
attempt
to
preach
a
moral
lesson
that
hasn't
already
been
covered
time
and
time
again
essentially
consolidating
the
theme
away
from
humans
are
the
real
monsters
to
hey
aren't
humans
really
[ __ ]
stupid
it
kind
of
works
its
way
into
the
greater
irony
of
the
story
by
having
the
zombies
trying
to
eat
brains
despite
most
of
their
victims
either
being
clueless
stubborn
or
flat-out
buffoonery
i
mean
that
simpson's
joke
is
basically
done
here
without
having
to
call
obvious
attention
to
it
no
that's
not
to
say
there
aren't
smart
characters
here
both
the
warehouse
boss
bert
and
mortician
ernie
do
try
to
hold
things
together
but
the
film
still
brilliantly
taps
into
how
humans
are
inherent
[ __ ]
ups
especially
in
times
of
pressure
we
commonly
make
mistakes
because
we're
overly
emotional
beings
who
act
more
out
of
impulse
than
rigorous
logic
that's
why
i
love
the
zombies
so
much
they're
presented
as
both
clever
and
composed
compared
to
the
rambunctious
and
chaotic
nature
of
the
human
characters
it's
a
surprising
rarity
to
what
most
other
zombie
and
post-apocalyptic
fiction
would
have
you
believe
you
see
most
stories
have
that
one
character
who
has
their
[ __ ]
together
and
is
unfazed
by
literally
everything
and
so
naturally
inherents
leadership
but
that's
not
always
the
case
and
i
would
like
to
think
most
of
us
relate
more
to
the
emotional
train
wreck
happening
here
seeing
humanity
fall
apart
because
of
actual
fear
and
confusion
is
tangibly
instilled
in
the
narrative
especially
as
the
zombies
aren't
the
slow
shambling
breed
of
dead
creatures
we're
used
to
they
have
strength
order
and
intelligence
that's
unmatched
by
the
protagonists
hell
symbolically
the
zombies
are
the
true
rebels
of
the
story
unlike
the
whiny
poser
kids
they've
come
back
to
reclaim
their
freedom
from
being
dead
it's
not
their
time
to
party
and
unlike
the
punks
they
come
with
a
purpose
ironically
they
have
a
true
vasted
interest
in
being
alive
so
to
speak
right
at
this
point
i
have
to
address
the
harrowing
tragedy
off
the
story
that
seemingly
comes
out
of
nowhere
so
i'm
going
to
say
major
spoilers
from
here
on
out
so
bridge
yourself
i
said
this
before
about
the
comedy
horror
severance
but
there's
a
point
where
return
of
the
living
dead
just
stops
being
a
comedy
when
you
realize
how
deflated
and
in
despair
the
characters
have
become
by
the
end
all
the
energy
is
sucked
out
of
it
because
again
consistent
to
the
zombie
genre
it
meanders
a
bite
without
little
progress
at
some
point
you
realize
how
aggressively
overwhelmed
the
characters
have
become
and
they've
yet
to
do
anything
of
meaning
however
here's
the
shocking
twist
when
they
eventually
interrogate
a
zombie
they
discover
that
the
zombies
eat
brilliance
to
relieve
themselves
of
the
perpetual
pain
of
being
dead
i
can
feel
myself
yep
that's
right
they
are
suffering
all
the
neverending
agonizing
screams
throughout
the
film
that
characters
like
frank
and
freddie
beg
to
end
have
a
purpose
both
these
characters
even
go
through
the
painful
process
of
death
themselves
when
they
inhale
the
gas
early
in
the
story
but
while
freddy
attempts
to
eat
his
girlfriend's
brains
frank
euthanizes
himself
by
climbing
into
the
furnace
to
end
his
suffering
it
is
the
one
zombie
movie
where
i'm
left
feeling
genuinely
sympathetic
for
the
dead
and
not
just
because
they're
silly
or
quirky
that
context
humanizes
them
because
well
they
are
human
they
still
experience
feelings
like
we
do
they're
no
different
only
worse
by
the
fact
that
they
cannot
die
when
you
think
about
it
existentially
that
is
some
really
heavy
[ __ ]
to
consider
now
romero
did
actually
attempt
to
do
something
similar
to
this
in
2005's
land
of
the
dead
by
exploring
the
concept
of
zombies
growing
a
conscience
and
taking
back
their
home
which
was
somewhat
hinted
at
in
dawn
of
the
dead
and
technically
did
exist
in
night
of
the
living
dead
as
the
zombie
showed
some
form
of
self-preservation
yet
in
a
sort
of
strange
paradoxical
way
return
of
the
living
dead
does
engage
with
the
conclusion
to
matheson's
i
am
legend
just
as
well
as
any
other
story
that
takes
itself
seriously
the
zombies
aren't
villains
they
were
accidentally
resurrected
and
are
forced
to
adapt
to
their
painful
circumstances
which
the
humans
feel
to
do
at
the
very
end
burke
does
contact
the
military
and
their
response
is
to
just
nook
the
time
without
question
it's
a
mess
not
worth
cleaning
up
the
hard
way
yet
all
they
do
is
just
make
everything
worse
by
continuing
the
cycle
towards
the
apocalypse
return
off
the
living
dead
was
truly
ahead
of
its
time
even
if
it
didn't
mean
to
be
much
like
how
romero's
night
off
the
living
dead
became
the
popular
western
template
for
zombies
it's
a
wickedly
charming
and
silly
situational
comedy
that
slowly
rots
into
a
genuinely
grotesque
emotional
overload
where
by
the
end
all
you
want
is
for
all
the
screaming
to
stop
while
at
the
same
time
wishing
for
the
ghoulish
party
to
live
on
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]