this video is kindly sponsored by morningbro the free daily newsletter hey 42 here if you ever find yourself in the seaside town of hartlepool in the northeast of england head to the harbour and look for the monkey statue you'll know him by his rather cross-looking face as he sits on his plinth arms and legs curled around a bowl with a sign that reads make a wish for the monkey inviting people to throw a coin in and this monkey has every right to feel a little cross because he was apparently hanged by a bunch of heartly pearl fishermen back in the early 19th century now it's no secret our ancestors loved a good hanging with public executions carried out in britain right up until 1868 even for relatively innocuous crimes like minor burglaries or forging banknotes but no one's ever caught a monkey forging a banknote let alone anything worse so why would anyone want to hang one britain in the early 19th century was it war not with the monkeys of course that would be mental but with napoleon's france the napoleonic wars were a series of bloody conflicts fought between 1803 and 1815 as napoleon sought to expand his empire and britain was high on his list of places to invade the wars threw the country into a state of fear and chaos with men signing up to fight and government investing heavily in new ships cannons and sea defenses you can still see large stone towers known as martello towers in seaside towns across southern england built in anticipation of the need to defend a napoleonic invasion all this was pretty expensive and so taxes shot up at the same time napoleon stopped large numbers of trade ships from traveling to britain leading to food shortages and ever-increasing prices times were hard and it's fair to say the french weren't overly popular amongst britons at the time all of which goes some way to explain why when a french ship got into trouble in stormy seas near hartley pools harbour instead of attempting to help the town's fishermen simply sat on the dock and kept watch for any plucky survivors who might try and swim their way to shore apparently the fishermen fancied themselves as potential war heroes hoping to capture a french soldier interrogate him and perhaps even put an end to the war by learning some vital piece of intel that might help the war effort and they were it seemed in luck because before long a frenchman did indeed wash up on the hartley pool shore the fisherman sprang into action grabbed the sailor and dragged him onto the beach before morning brew i used to spend my morning scrolling through various social media aimlessly looking for something to stimulate my sleepy neurons but i often found myself looking at the same monotonous news as the day before but now with morning brew i can be up to date with all the latest business tech and finance news in just five minutes morning brew is the perfect way to start your day there's no den sans tedious articles it's just relevant informative updates written in a refreshing and witty narrative the newsletter is delivered daily from monday through to sunday meaning you're reading new content day to day just the other day on morning brew i learned that wyoming recently became the first u.s state to officially recognize a decentralized autonomous organization that's a community that uses blockchain to govern itself without any central authority making it the first crypto friendly place to live in america it's nice to see the earls west still has its pioneer spirit so if you're interested in business tech or finance like i am there's really no reason not to subscribe to morning brew it's completely free and it takes less than 15 seconds and to make it even easier you can just go ahead and click the link in the description below to subscribe today when they got him safely onto dry land they were able to get a proper look at him and he turned out to be a strange sailor indeed being exceedingly hairy and surprisingly small but then the fishermen had never seen a frenchman before so perhaps they believed this was simply what they looked like after all british propaganda cartoons of the time depicted napoleon as being ridiculously short and childlike he was drawn as a tiny figure in boots that were far too big for him shaking his fist in a toddler-style temper tantrum or struggling with an enormous sword that dwarfed his tiny body of course the real napoleon wasn't small at all and at 5'7 stood several inches taller than your average frenchman in the early 19th century it was pretty unsophisticated as far as propaganda goes but oddly enough the idea of a pint-sized napoleon persists even to this day the small hairy man was also chattering away unintelligibly but since none of the fishermen spoke any languages other than english they probably assumed this monkey chatter was what french sounded like naturally the language barrier made questioning their spy rather difficult the men drilled their captive with the hardest hitting questions they could think of but instead of responding in english or indeed anything else that a civilized human being might call a word he kept making strange screeching noises frustrated at their inability to gain any war ending information the fishermen put the frenchman on trial and convicted him of spying he was then duly hanged in the town square using makeshift gallows made with wood from his own shipwreck just to really rub it in [Applause] [Music] okay before we go any further i think it's time to address the elephant in the room this all sounds a bit far-fetched doesn't it i mean the people of 19th century harley pool weren't the most enlightened around come to think of it the 21st century versions are much better but i'm guessing they were probably capable of distinguishing a man from a monkey and when you start to dig a little deeper that isn't the only part of this hairy tail that starts to look a bit suspect for starters there's no records of a french shipwreck near hartlepool at any time during the napoleonic wars fourteen ships did sink nearby during those years but none of them were french and whether any of them had a monkey on board is anyone's guess there's also no mention of the story in any records from around the time it supposedly happened in fact the first mention of the hartley pool monkey comes in 1854 when a music hall entertainer named ned corvin began singing about it ned wasn't a hartley pool man but a geordie raised around 25 miles away in newcastle the son of a widow with four hungry children to feed ned needed to find a way to make some cash quickly and that he did becoming the northeast's first big music hall star travelling the region to sing his songs to adoring crowds but old ned wasn't even born until 1830 15 years after the napoleonic wars had finished so how did he come across the monkey story and is there any chance that it might be true one theory is that the heartly pool hanging incident did indeed happen but the victim was a boy rather than a monkey at the time warships employed young lads to fetch gunpowder from a specialized storage area within the ship known as a powder magazine and it just so happens that these boys were known as powder monkeys it's conceivable that it wasn't a real monkey that washed ashore in hartlepool but a powder monkey and the meaning was simply lost during an intergenerational game of chinese whispers plausible but there's still a serious problem that as far as we know there were no friendships wrecked near hartlepool during the napoleonic wars perhaps a more likely explanation for the heartly poor monkey story is that it grew out of a similar story that originated in scotland in 1772 and got rather out of hand you see ned's song is very similar to a tune by the name of badamas hung the monkeyoh which is about the hanging of a monkey after a shipwreck in the seaside village of badam in north east scotland not only is the story almost the same the song has very similar lyrics to the hartley pool song and was even sung to the same tune it's thought that ned corvin would probably have toured scotland and may have heard the song before adapting it for hardly pool even that doesn't quite cover it though as it turns out that there are bizarrely enough multiple stories and songs about monkeys being involved in cases of mistaken identity in the 19th century in one an irish farmer goes to a barber shop for a shave only to mistake a pet monkey for the barber himself in another very similar story that emerged in newcastle ned corvin's hometown a local labourer mistakes a monkey for a shopkeeper and another newcastle-based story from around this time has a baboon running through the streets dressed as a russian soldier it seems likely that a combination of all of these bizarre monkey tales inspired ned corvin to write the heartly pool monkey song but why this weird proliferation of songs and stories of monkeys being mistaken for humans in the first place well even all these stories were based on real events and our great great great grandparents lived in some kind of planet of the apes nightmare or all of this monkey news was mostly just a harmless way to poke a bit of fun at people the industrial town we now call hartley pool was once known as west hartley pool distinct from the original village of hartley paul a little way up the coast some think that corva may have written the song for a west hartley pool audience so that his residents could feel superior to the silly yokels up the road in the old village it was so stupid they couldn't tell a human from a monkey however it might have come about the hartley pool monkey has turned into an unlikely source of pride for the town's people inspiring a play and several in 1999 the town's football club created a new mascot in honor of the hanged monkey named hangus the monkey see what they did there honestly i could probably have done a whole video on this one mascot who seems to have courted more than his fair share of controversy over the years he's been kicked out of his own stadium on more than one occasion once on suspicion of being drunk another time for pretending to have sex with a female steward real classy hangus and once for sabotaging a charity tombola hangus also once got into a friendly fight with rival mascot desmond the dragon during which hangus proceeded to punch the dragon's head clean off i can only assume any young fans watching at the time carry the scars of that incident to this day in an absolutely epic plot twist the man inside the monkey costume during all of these borderline illegal antics a chap called stewart's drummond somehow ended up becoming the mayor of hartlepool afterwards and seriously i'm not making this up campaigning on a promise of free bananas for children now i haven't exactly set him up as the world's most reliable source but drummond is absolutely adamant the story of the hartley pillar monkey the one that was hanged not the sex offending mascot is at least in part real claiming the story is so bizarre there simply must be some element of truth to it and perhaps he has a point many hartlepodlians certainly feel pretty committed to the story as demonstrated in 2005 when an apparent monkey bone washed up on the hartley pool shore causing huge excitement sadly rather than proving the truth of this tall tale it turned out to be a prehistoric deer bone whilst hartlepool's people have grown quite attached to their monkey story the same can't be said for the people of bottom where what may have been the original hanged monkey story arose in fact it's still a sore point now 200 years on so if you ever find yourself in that particular corner of aberdeenshire trust me don't mention the monkey i mentioned it once but i think i got away with it all right in their version of the story a ship called the annie was wrecked just off the coast of bottom the law at the time stipulated that a wreck was fair game and local people could strip it of anything they liked as long as there was no one still living on board in fact many small communities relied on shipwrecks for firewood cargo and the odd bit of treasure to the extent that when lighthouses became commonplace in the 19th century there were protests because the locals didn't want to lose their regular shipwrecks and the chance to plunder them and so as would have been customary when the annie was wrecked local fishermen climbed on board intending to strip the wreck of anything they could use they didn't find any men alive but they did find a monkey whom they promptly hanged in some versions of the story the fishermen did this because they thought the monkey would count as a living person or they believed he was a living person rather than a monkey meaning they couldn't strip the wreck in other versions it said they thought the monkey was harboring the soul of the devil either way the outcome was the same the devil monkey guthrop was coming to him in the form of a short sharp drop the story has been used to torment the people of bottom ever since it also fueled a bitter rivalry between bottom and nearby bernhaven burn haveners were said to look down on bottomers as backwards monkey hangers while bottomers responded in kind by viewing their neighbours as idiots for continuing to believe such a ridiculous story so is this version of the monkey story at least true it's certainly the case that there was a ship called the annie that was wrecked off the coast of bottom in 1772 but that's where the verifiable truth of the matter seems to end no one knows why or how the monkey got involved and whilst there's no evidence it didn't happen there's no evidence it did either but what we do know for sure is that bottoms people dislike the song intensely even 200 years on and emphatically do not want to be seen as callous monkey murderers i think we can all relate to that perhaps the people of hartlepool once felt the same about their monkey story too but i for one i'm glad they didn't try to sweep it under the carpet and now tell it with pride tall as this tale may be it offers a fascinating glimpse into how stories can catch the imagination be told and retold over the generations and how the most unlikely things can be believed even centuries later thanks for watching check out my new podcast random interesting facts available on youtube spotify apple podcast and anywhere else you get your podcasts link in the description below


problems posed by the computer are really no different than the problems we have with other products of technology it's gonna take a great deal of wisdom on our part to manage them but if we do we're going to make a much better world hi welcome to another ColdFusion video artificial intelligence or AI has the potential to revolutionize our world the way we do things and how we live and you can say that it's already starting to do that AI will be one of those big tools that propels us into a new future like computers and the Internet did decades ago recently we've seen many examples of neural nets in particular from speeding up video game production and making graphics more realistic to solving age-old physics problems like the three-body orbit problem so that's all well and interesting but we have to recognize that today in the field of AI we're building off the shoulders of giants so the question must be asked who were those original Giants how did AI come to be who were the people that first dreamed their computers could think for themselves who are the pioneers of AI TV [Music] what really worries me today is what's going to happen to us if machines can think could ask me that question just a few years ago I'd have said it was very far-fetched and today I just have to admit I don't really know I suspect if you come back and four or five years I'll say sure they really do think as soon as computers came into existence scientists began finatus izing about how they could revolutionize our world even in the 1960s they theorized that one day computers would be able to think for themselves there are many pioneers that laid the foundation of AI even as far back as Aristotle introducing associationism in 300 BC and this would start our attempt to understand the human brain but in this episode we're going to focus more on the more recent notable contributions the so called fathers of AI the first attempt and the beginning of AI all starts with psychologist Frank Rosenblatt in 1957 in that time he developed what was called perceptron a perceptron was a digital neural network that was designed to mimic a few brain neurons Frank's first task for the network was to classify images into two categories he scanned in images of men and woman and he hypothesized that over time the network would learn the differences between men and women or at least see the patterns that made men look like men and women like women just a year later the media caught onto the idea and the hype was strong in 1958 the New York Times reported that the perceptron was to be quote the embryo of an electronic computer that will be able to walk talk C riot reproduce itself and be conscious of its existence end quote unfortunately for Frank despite the higher his neural network system didn't work very well at all this was because he only used a single layer of artificial neurons making it extremely limited in what it could do and even worse there wasn't much that could be done about it at the time computers of that day could only handle this simple setup these problems were never solved and by 1969 the computer science community had abandoned the idea and with that AI was dead everyone may have given up on the idea but decades later a keen computer scientist by the name of Geoffrey Hinton thought that everyone else was just plain wrong he theorized that the human brain was indeed a neural network and the human brain evidently made for an incredibly powerful system to him this was as much proof as he needed artificial neural networks had to work somehow maybe they just needed some tweaking Hinton saw the genius in the idea that everyone else missed it seems to me there's no other way the brain could work it has to work by learning the strengths of connections and if you want to make a device do something intelligent you've got two options you can program it or it can learn right and we certainly want programmed so we have to learn so this had to be the right way to go so you have relatively simple processing elements that are very loosely models of neurons they have connections coming in each connection has a weight on it just for clarification a node is an artificial neuron and a weight represents the strength of connections between neurons that weight can be changed to do learning and what a neuron does is take the activities on the connections times the weights adds them all up and then decides whether to send an output and if it gets a big enough sum it sends an output if the sum is negative it doesn't send anything and all you have to do is just wire up a gazillion of those just figure out how to change the weights and it'll do anything it's just a question of how you change the weights Geoffrey Hinton is the superstar in the AI world having authored 200 peer review publications Hinton was instrumental in the fundamental research that brought about the AI revolution after studying psychology Hinton moved into computer science and pursued his lifelong quest of muddling the brain originally from prison in the UK he moved to the University of Toronto in Toronto he would go on to develop multi-layered neural networks he and his team quickly realized that the problem with Frank Rosenblatt single-layer approach was that more layers were needed in the network to allow for much greater capabilities and the computers of the day were now powerful enough to handle it this multi-layer approach solved the problem that Frank Rosenblatt had the neural networks were much more capable today we call this multi-layered approach a deep neural network in 1985 Hinton co-authored a paper which introduced the Boltzmann machine Boltzmann machines are the fundamental building blocks of early deep neural networks you can think of them like the Ford Model T of neural networks without getting into the details the concept is to have groups or layers of neurons communicate in such a way where each artificial neuron learns a very basic feature from any data for example each neuron can represent a pixel in an image that the network is trying to learn long story short the result is a program that can make accurate guesses and predictions about data as never seen before soon others began innovations based off deep neural networks a self-driving car was built in the late 80s on neural networks and later in the 90s a man by the name of Yan Li kun would build a program which recognized handwritten digits this program would go on to be used widely but Yan Li kun would also go on to be an AI pioneer in his own right Li kun would study under Geoffrey Hinton and would lead the research that made Henson's theory of backpropagation our reality back propagation in simple terms is the process of computers learning from their mistakes and hence becoming better at a given task much the same way humans learned from trial and error however the idea of AI being used for much more was short-lived the field was stifled by two problems one slow and inadequate competing power and two a lack of data a burst of investor confidence was eventually met with disappointment and the research money began drying up Geoffrey would become ridiculed and forced to the sidelines of the computer science community he was seen as a fool for his long-standing faith in a failed idea undeterred by the opinion of his colleagues Hinton pursued his dream with an unfazed obsession in 2006 and the world had finally caught up to him computer processing speed had grown significantly since the 90s Moore's law observed by Intel's co-founder Gordon Moore stated that the number of transistors per square inch doubles about every two years this meant that computers were growing and processing power exponentially that's the first problem solved meanwhile thanks to the advent of the Internet some 15 years earlier a wealth of data had been acquired and this solved the second problem but but you know I think about this and what about this internet thing do you know anything about that sure what what the hell is that exactly well it's it's become a place where people are publishing information so everybody can have their own homepage companies are there the latest information it's wild what's going on you can send electronic mail to people it is the big new thing the ingredients of a Iowa now they're the computers were powerful enough and there was enough data to play with by 2012 the ridicule Geoffrey Hinton was now 64 years of age continuing the work wasn't an easy task Hinton was forced to permanently stand due to a back injury that would cause a disc to slip out whenever he sat down the birth of the modern AI movement can be traced back to a single date September 30th 2012 on this day Jeffrey and his team created the first artificial deep neural network to be used on a widely known benchmark image recognition test called imagenet Hinton's program was called Alec's net and when it was unleashed on this state it had performance like no one had ever seen Alec's net destroyed the competition scoring an over seventy five success rate forty one percent better than the best previous attempt this one event showed the world that artificial neural networks were indeed something special this sent an earthquake through the science community a wave of neural net innovations began and soon the world took notice after this point everyone began using neural networks in the image benchmark challenge and the accuracy of identifying objects rose from Hinton 75% to 97% in just seven years for context 97% accuracy is surpassing the human ability to recognize objects computers recognizing objects better than humans has never happened in history soon the floodgates of research and the general interest in neural nets would change the world by the late 2010 image recognition was commonplace even recognizing disease and medical imaging images were just the beginning soon neural net AI was video speech science and even games today we see AI everywhere Tesla among many companies has created a sophisticated self-driving AI which is already sharing the road with humans it is predicted their self-driving cars will reduce accidents by up to 90% while smart traffic lights would reduce travel time by 26% Netflix and YouTube even uses AI to learn what shows you watch and recommend new ones uber uses machine learning AI to determine surge pricing your rides estimated time of arrival and how to optimize the services to avoid detours there's also a new interesting hide-and-seek AI as shown here by the YouTube channel two minute papers in this scenario two AI teams battle against each other one outsmarting the other as each round of the game persisted after a given time one of the teams figured out how to break the game's physics engine in order to win this was something that the researchers never anticipated is the potent demonstration of a eyes problem-solving abilities the popular app tik-tok is completely AI driven leading towards popularity as we've covered in the previous video so now a is everywhere it's in our daily lives even if we're not aware of it of course there's many examples of AI being used but perhaps the most interesting uses will come after we reach singularity [Music] singularity is the concept of a is surpassing human intelligence after this point what happens is a bit of an open-ended question by default computers would be able to reinvent better versions of themselves they could progress fields such as medicine and science without human direction alphago zero is a graphic illustration of the possible rate of this progress in 2016 experts thought that it would take an AI around 12 years to beat a human at the ancient game of God a game with virtually infinite possibilities and a game that relies on human intuition to master but the experts were very wrong the 12-year prediction in reality was actually zero an AI did in fact beat the grandmaster of go in that very same 2016 year the next version of the AI alphago zero learned to play the game from scratch and beat the previous version a hundred games to zero in just three days alphago zero was so good that it was able to be applied to other things that it wasn't trained for like lowering the power usage on Google's data centers the new breeds of AI could even begin to invent new tools that humans would never be able to fathom dr. Richard Sutton of the University of Alberta says that singularity is widely estimated to happen around 2040 by 2030 we should have the hardware capability to achieve this allowing for another decade for people like Sutton to make the code that achieves singularity it's a rather unnerving thought that in about a decade we may have computers that are smarter than us how many years away do you think we are from a neural network being able to do anything that a brain can do so I don't think it'll happen in the next five years beyond that it's all a kind of fog so I'd be very cautious about making a prediction is there anything about this that makes you nervous in the very long run yes I mean obviously having other super intelligent beings or more intelligent than us is something to be nervous about it's not gonna happen for a long time but it is something to be nervous about in the long run what aspect of it makes you nervous well will they be nice to us also the movies always portray it as an individual intelligence I think it may be that it goes in a different direction where we sort of developed jointly with these things so the things aren't fully autonomous they're developed to help us they're like personal assistance and we'll develop with them and it'll be more of a symbiosis than a rivalry so seen the future so where are the pioneers now currently Geoffrey Hinton divides his time between his roles as a professor at the University of Toronto and vice president at Google Lee Khan is vice president at Facebook both of these pioneers had won the 2018 cheering Award for their contribution to AI named after the father of computer science Alan Turing who created a machine to decipher German codes virtually ending World War two the Alan Turing prize is considered the Nobel Prize of computing artificial intelligence has rapidly grown in the span of less than two decades from the fringes of science to the centerpiece of the world without the work of these pioneers who refuse to give up our future may be very different perhaps we don't fully understand the potential of AI but nonetheless it should be obvious that their work has created a significant point in human history much like the invention of fire the wheel electricity computers and the Internet artificial intelligence will be one of humanity's greatest tools duties back conditioned Geoffrey Hinton hasn't sat down for the last 12 years at 71 we hope Hinton will keep standing for many more years to come while AI is helping many people today we can only hope that will continually be used for good in the future so thanks for watching that so look at the people who created AI and the history of artificial intelligence itself next week in the next episode we'll be taking a look at the very strange story of the first man to visit space if you want to know more about the inventors who influenced our world you can check out my book new thinking which is what this video is based off if you want to see more things on science technology business and history feel free to subscribe so you don't miss out on any new videos ok so before I leave you here are some interesting examples of AI outputting data visually cheers guys [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music]


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a
day
or
two
before
they
go
up
but
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am
recording
this
the
night
before
now
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know
other
people
have
covered
it
but
I
completely
forgot
about
it
until
I
saw
it
again
and
after
this
if
after
this
you
don't
you
still
don't
agree
that
something
shady
is
going
on
and
they're
just
doing
this
as
a
diversity
hire
or
something
like
that
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don't
know
what
to
tell
you
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lily
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numbers
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in
the
garbage
nobody
likes
her
show
everybody
makes
fun
of
it
it's
like
an
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living
SNL
sketch
it
is
absolutely
horrible
but
it
got
renewed
for
another
season
before
we
get
into
the
shell
I
just
want
to
ask
everybody
to
please
like
share
and
if
you
want
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YouTube
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doing
a
pretty
damn
good
job
of
hiding
good
content
from
good
people
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let's
all
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it
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to
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could
be
any
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it
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a
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sure
you
all
know
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it
in
every
video
my
channel
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completely
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idea
why
they
won't
talk
to
me
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won't
help
me
they
pretty
much
told
me
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myself
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boat
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listening
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thank
you
in
advance
for
the
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a
little
late
with
Lilly
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renewed
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second
season
by
NBC
by
NPC
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remember
when
CNN
can
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top
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think
the
top
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at
the
time
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take
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at
a
little
late
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see
how
those
pan
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have
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audience
score
from
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Tomatoes
with
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critics
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touch
with
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average
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have
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google
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IMDB
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carrying
an
average
of
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just
the
people
who
go
on
the
internet
to
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their
opinion
right
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the
real
numbers
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take
a
look
at
the
real
Nielsen
numbers
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show
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you
can
see
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am
glad
it's
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first
season
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a
three-month
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a
day
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accommodate
her
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a
on
season
two
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local
authorities
and
NBC
feel
it
is
safe
to
do
so
rather
than
record
remotely
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basically
what
they're
saying
is
Lilly
Singh
is
literally
unable
to
do
this
without
a
live
studio
audience
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every
youtuber
and
I
hate
to
say
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mainstream
media
personality
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somehow
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record
and
transmit
remotely
from
their
home
but
she
doesn't
have
people
there
to
laugh
and
cheer
at
her
so
she's
not
gonna
do
it
that's
[ __ ]
weird
that's
a
really
[ __ ]
weird
the
show
was
produced
by
Universal
Television
and
sings
unicorn
island
productions
and
it
replaced
Last
Call
with
Carson
Daly
as
the
third
show
on
NBC's
late
night
slot
seeing
is
the
first
person
of
Indian
and
South
Asian
descent
to
host
a
broadcast
network
late-night
talk
show
yeah
who
gives
a
[ __ ]
it
that
literally
doesn't
matter
it's
like
trying
to
say
that
the
show
is
good
because
Lilly
Singh
is
not
eight
that
makes
no
[ __ ]
sense
even
the
show
with
white
men
hosting
aren't
very
good
like
that
they're
just
not
they're
not
interesting
they're
not
funny
it
sucks
all
right
during
reading
this
next
bit
my
boomer
is
really
gonna
show
the
first
season
which
kicked
off
in
September
also
featured
Tracee
Ellis
Ross
no
idea
who
that
is
Natalie
Portman
no
her
America
Ferrera
I've
heard
the
name
Ashley
Graham
no
idea
Justin
Hartley
no
idea
Meghan
Trainor
oh
that's
the
fat
girl
right
I'm
all
about
the
boobs
about
the
boobs
no
butthole
whatever
her
song
is
I
forget
what
it's
called
Tony
Shalhoub
that's
monk
I
know
that
one
Snoop
Dogg
I
know
that
one
Terry
Crews
I
know
that
one
Daisy
Ridley
that's
Star
Wars
[ __ ]
awk
walk
aquafina
what
a
wkw
that
that
I
don't
even
know
aquafina
like
the
water
how
[ __ ]
dumb
John
Legend
I
know
who
that
is
RuPaul
obviously
Adam
Devine
I
have
no
idea
in
Tyra
Banks
Tyra
Bay
I
thought
Tyra
Banks
died
when
I
know
it
was
her
career
that
died
because
she
is
[ __ ]
inseparable
and
goddamn
crazy
but
is
that
really
what
celebrities
do
they
become
irrelevant
so
they
go
on
shows
like
Late
Night
with
Lilly
Singh
or
a
little
whatever
the
[ __ ]
it's
called
they
go
on
that
to
get
an
audience
for
something
because
people
forgot
I
have
no
idea
I
have
no
idea
how
any
of
this
works
so
we're
gonna
move
on
in
addition
to
running
on
NBC
the
show
airs
on
peacock
Hulu
and
the
NBC
app
as
well
as
YouTube
Instagram
Facebook
and
Twitter
god
they
have
to
run
this
thing
[ __ ]
everywhere
don't
they
and
it
has
been
sold
to
international
broadcasters
in
a
number
of
countries
including
India
and
Canada
so
methinks
and
this
is
just
my
conspiracy
brain
thinking
here
but
me
thinks
that
in
order
to
get
those
666
thousand
viewers
they
have
to
count
all
that
the
the
live
show
the
out-of-country
show
the
NBC
app
the
Twitter
the
Facebook
the
Instagram
the
YouTube
all
of
it
they
have
to
count
all
of
that
to
get
that
number
because
no
one
and
I
mean
nobody
likes
the
show
except
for
like
a
Luftwaffe
if
Karen's
Lilly
Singh
was
in
other
things
too
I
guess
kind
of
Katy
Hawk
Meyer
EVP
late-night
programming
NBC
entertainment
said
quote
Lilly
is
an
incredible
talent
a
little
late
has
brought
an
expanding
global
audience
to
NBC
and
we
look
forward
to
another
season
of
our
unique
showmanship
and
style
hmm
would
you
guys
like
an
example
of
her
unique
showmanship
and
style
now
I
do
have
to
warn
you
this
is
so
cringy
it
crashed
my
Sony
Vegas
at
least
once
so
please
wear
a
mouthguard
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
yeah
make
sure
you
guys
save
often
if
you
edit
videos
because
that
video
I'm
not
joking
crashed
my
OBS
twice
but
that
is
her
unique
style
in
showmanship
yeah
that's
that's
it
that's
the
pinnacle
of
what
Lilly
Singh
can
offer
anybody
cultural
appropriation
which
she
would
get
mad
at
but
we're
not
gonna
get
bogged
down
in
that
that
would
be
calling
out
a
hypocrite
and
that's
all
we
do
here
but
I
don't
want
to
look
at
it
again
Singh
added
quote
hosting
my
own
late
night
show
and
interviewing
guests
from
Malala
lalalalala
to
Snoop
Dogg
has
been
a
fun
ride
for
me
I
learned
so
much
during
this
first
year
of
creating
a
show
from
scratch
what
and
I'm
excited
that
a
little
late
will
return
for
a
second
season
on
NBC
but
you
didn't
you
didn't
create
a
show
from
scratch
besides
just
following
the
bog-standard
[ __ ]
late-night
TV
show
hosts
entire
stick
you
have
producers
and
writers
and
everything
you
didn't
create
anything
from
scratch
you're
just
capitalizing
on
work
from
other
people
and
then
saying
I'm
a
woman
I
did
it
I'm
an
Indian
woman
your
comedy
isn't
even
remotely
[ __ ]
funny
now
I'm
not
gonna
say
you
can't
say
it
but
I'm
gonna
say
it's
just
not
funny
do
you
want
a
good
example
of
what
her
comedy
is
and
I
again
I
cannot
put
this
girl
over
enough
absolutely
go
sub
to
Twisp
as
she
is
[ __ ]
hilarious
and
she
did
a
parody
of
a
little
late
with
Lilly
Singh
and
it
is
so
on
point
I
am
legitimately
surprised
it
has
not
been
copyright
struck
take
a
look
straight
white
men
bah
the
other
day
and
you
won't
believe
what
happened
some
guy
comes
up
to
me
it's
done
hitting
on
me
I
am
a
bisexual
woman
and
you
know
what
he
said
get
this
get
this
that
doesn't
matter
to
me
yo
I
can't
make
this
ish
up
so
anyway
I
said
to
him
my
sexuality
doesn't
matter
so
so
much
my
way
the
whole
lgbtqia+
community
doesn't
matter
I
bet
you
think
people
of
color
don't
matter
OH
I
think
women
keep
asking
me
why
it's
so
dark
in
my
studio
and
to
that
I
have
just
one
response
do
you
know
who
invented
the
lightbulb
oh
you
know
what
I'm
saying
candles
blowing
raps
tickets
whale
oil
you
know
it's
not
just
like
that
I
try
and
cut
back
on
any
invention
that
I
made
by
day
like
for
example
cause
sours
modern
comedy
I
release
my
church
yo
can
we
just
talk
about
women
for
a
second
y'all
because
I
mean
that's
longer
than
any
man's
gonna
want
to
talk
about
the
my
right
to
be
bad
in
men's
defense
we
are
the
superior
gender
I
don't
know
I
just
saw
strong
okay
yo
yo
yo
yo
you
gay
he
has
a
white
girlfriend
[Applause]
[Applause]
so
in
case
you
guys
didn't
get
the
message
the
bisexual
woman
of
color
of
the
year
is
coming
back
for
another
by
year
but
by
another
year
anyway
she's
coming
back
for
another
year
another
bisexual
woman
of
color
year
another
bisexual
woman
of
color
season
and
I
cannot
wait
to
make
fun
of
all
the
bisexual
women
of
color
jokes
that
are
going
to
come
out
of
this
bisexual
woman
of
color
yeah
okay
you
get
the
point
thanks
for
enduring
I
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it
I
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like
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it was recently revealed at Apple's Worldwide Developers Conference that iTunes would no longer exist in Mac OS Catalina instead most of iTunes functionality would be broken up between three different apps music podcasts and Apple TV in a very controversial but necessary move and this has left many people wondering why Apple would get rid of iTunes at all I mean why not continue calling the application iTunes instead of simply music after all iTunes has accumulated name recognition and has a very important place in Apple's history why would they not capitalize on the iTunes brand also is an apple all about keeping things simple and not fragmenting their services so why are they turning one application iTunes into three different apps some people may consider that to be unnecessarily complicated but in this video we're gonna explore why breaking up and ending iTunes was the best decision Apple could have made this is Greg with Apple explained and I want to thank Squarespace for sponsoring this video if you want to help decide which topics I cover make sure you're subscribed and these voting polls will show up in your mobile activity feed now in order to understand why Apple put an end to iTunes we have to go back to 2001 when the application was first introduced because it was a very different time in iTunes was a very different application you see before music players like the iPod were popular songs were stored on CDs and everyone had CD players or stereos to listen to albums they purchased but people wanted to do more with their music they wanted to create playlists or mixtapes that featured songs from several different albums and burned that music onto a blank disk that way you had custom CDs for party music or studying or for road trips but in order to make those mixtapes you needed what was called a digital music jukebox on your computer a piece of software that actually ripped music from CDs and turned them into digital files so you could arrange them on a blank CD for burning the problem was these applications tended to be very unwieldy and unintuitive Apple recognized this demand in the market and created their own music jukebox called iTunes it's big selling point was that it made ripping mixing and burning music easier than ever before so the applications purpose was fairly straightforward load up your iTunes library with music from CDs you've purchased conveniently listen to your entire music collection on your computer and burn music you want to take with you on to blank CDs it was a simple yet highly desirable application that turned out to be a big hit with Mac users but as time passed iTunes became less simple and less desirable later in 2001 Apple announced the iPod which synced with iTunes so the application became a device manager in addition to being a music jukebox and CD burner in 2003 Apple introduced the iTunes Music Store so iTunes became a digital music marketplace in addition to being a device manager a music jukebox and CD burner in 2005 Apple introduced podcasts and video content so iTunes became a podcast manager and video marketplace in addition to being a music marketplace device manager music jukebox and CD burner in 2010 Apple introduced iBooks so iTunes became an e-book store later in 2010 Apple introduced ping a social media service centered around music it was discontinued two years later but in the meantime iTunes also served as a social media platform in 2013 Apple introduced iTunes radio so the application also served as a Pandora like music streaming service by 2015 iTunes had become a bloated shadow of its former self it was slow resource heavy and difficult to navigate Apple had tried to make it the ultimate multimedia platform but in reality iTunes was sabotage by layer after layer of new code new services and new features that made the application less enjoyable and less intuitive so when Apple was expected to announce their new music streaming service in 2015 it was seen by many as a fresh start for the company an opportunity to lay a new foundation for an optimized music streaming sir that would be fast user-friendly and of course have a dedicated application separate from iTunes but as we all know that didn't happen Apple music was shoved into iTunes and therefore burdened by all the symptoms of a bloated application it was slow buggy and unnecessarily confusing problems that Apple musics competitor Spotify weren't experiencing so Apple was forced to make a tough decision it was clear that iTunes had gone from golden child to problem child but what approach to the company take to solve the issue should they rewrite iTunes from the ground up with a focus on optimizing all of its features or should they break up iTunes into smaller more lightweight applications with less features well we recently found out that Apple chose the second approach and here's why trying to rewrite iTunes and optimizing all of its services would have simply landed Apple in the same situation the core problem with iTunes is that Apple overloaded it with too many stores services and features so the solution is to do the exact opposite of that take iTunes apart piece by piece and spread everything out over multiple apps and if you consider that fragmentation you'd be sorely mistaken in fact I'd call it optimization there's a reason why iPhones run iOS Mac's run Mac OS iPads run iPad OS Apple watches run watch OS and the Apple TV runs TV OS it's not because Apple wanted to fragment one operating system across five products it's because every device needs its own optimized OS similarly every service needs its own optimized app and I think Apple's Craig federighi demonstrated this point beautifully on stage he pointed out that many iTunes users have been asking can iTunes do even more then joked that yes iTunes can in fact do a lot more how about calendar in iTunes mail in iTunes how about Safari in iTunes how great would it be to have all your favorite tracks and apps in one place and of course we'd add a doc to switch between these apps now obviously federighi wasn't being serious but he was alluding to just how bloated iTunes had become which was an important point to make before revealing that iTunes would be broken up between three apps music podcasts and Apple TV and I don't think this should come as a shock for a couple reasons first this isn't the first time a feature has migrated from iTunes it happened back in 2015 when Apple moved audiobooks to a dedicated iBooks application second consider the approach iOS took to dedicated apps it had a podcast and TV app for years and just like Mac OS adopted iOS as home news stocks and voice memos apps last year in Mojave its adopted the music podcasts and Apple TV apps this year in Catalina so it's almost as if iTunes became irrelevant rather than being deliberately discontinued and I think this is a big step in the right direction these new apps have been built from the ground up which means their performance has been optimized and they function in a way we're more familiar with but this transition from iTunes has raised a lot of questions like whether existing iTunes libraries will be deleted or if it's no longer possible to buy music from the iTunes Store so let me try to answer as many of these questions as possible your existing iTunes music library will remain intact Mac OS Catalina will import all of your music including purchases from the iTunes Music Store in addition to ripped music from CDs and mp3s from other sources so everything you have in your iTunes library now will simply become accessible from the new music app now when it comes to buying music you can still do that since the iTunes music store is not shutting down Apple is simply focusing more on streaming music rather than purchasing it in order to accommodate user behavior and if you recently purchased the new iPod Touch you'll be happy to know that you can still sync your iPod with your Mac it'll simply be done through the finder rather than the music app this actually makes much more sense considering every device connected to your Mac appears in the finder and I should note managing your iPod works the same way it did before in iTunes there hasn't been an updated interface or any additional features and when it comes to the TV shows and movies you purchased from iTunes those will be available in the Apple TV app while you can see all of your saved podcasts in the dedicated podcasts app so now you can probably see how all of this makes sense Apple has given music content video content and podcasts their own apps so users know exactly where to go to find that type of content they need and they'll be able to interact with that content in a much more enjoyable way since the applications are fast simplified and optimized now that's the situation for Mac users but what about iTunes on Windows well for them nothing will change Apple hasn't introduced Windows versions of their music podcasts and Apple TV apps so Windows users will have no way of moving on from iTunes since there's nothing to transition to we'll have to wait and see if Apple extends an olive branch to Windows users or simply leaves them high and dry so it appears Apple's decision to ditch iTunes and focus on lighter more refined applications has really paid off for their users and I think that's a great example to follow especially when it comes to your website because although you may have spent ages writing custom code you know designing it on Squarespace would deliver a much better result for your visitors Squarespace allows you to build the best most powerful website you can all without spending tons of money on development designing and hosting and without worrying about patching or installations or any of that complicated stuff Squarespace is an all-in-one platform with a super easy to use drag-and-drop interface that offers hundreds of customizable templates and if you get stuck or don't know what to do next Squarespace has helpful video tutorials on their YouTube channel and a 24/7 customer support team not to mention the powerful SEO and analytics features built right into the service and if you're thinking about running an e-commerce store screw space allows you to create products to display for sale on your website offers inventory management tools and automatically generates shipping labels for you to print off I actually use Squarespace for my own website after trying quite a few different services and I highly recommend them so head over to squarespace.com slash Apple explained and get 10% off your first purchase you can find that link in the description all right guys thanks for watching and I'll see you next


all righty folks welcome back to a whole design brought to you once again by our weekly sponsor the like button which has asked me to ask you to click it pretty simple let's start off with number 19 sugar free tic tacs I know where this is going tic tacs are 94.5% sugar but are able to call themselves sugar free because each mint is less than 0.5 grams which makes them zero grams of sugar per serving and a hundred percent Liars tic tacs I enjoy eating you so much you're so delicious but I hate the fact that I have to look up online how much sugar and how many calories are in a pack because you're like oh it's zero per serving which the serving is this big but guess what that adds up you ever heard of calculus alright small little slivers end up adding up to a big area okay get learnt typical McDonald's I agree to McDonald's Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy wait you have you have to select yes I'd like to receive emails why even like add an extra checkbox there then why not just integrate it into the privacy policy in terms and conditions if you're gonna do that at least surprise people I also at the same time on all these websites that I've signed up on and I select do not send me emails they send emails anyway is there some policy some legislation that's like hey you have to at least offer this as an option when people are signing up but you don't have to actually follow it it's just kinda symbolic you can send to me mails without repercussion but you have to at least you know show them the option Olive Garden gamepads that show this when you have any game fooling children into purchasing it access granted you have purchased unlimited play of all games let's play this probably isn't Olive Garden this is Z ozk whatever company provides these things I guess the dollar guard themselves have either not checked into that or they're okay with that being the case because they're getting ready share on it but it's that's pretty shady even I would not probably catch that yeah let's play telling you access granted before the purchase is made that's so slimy no you vendor made some sort of purchase thing or oh I bet you it adds it to the bill that you receive after you're done eating it's probably put on your food tab that's sneaky that's not oh come on man I have to pay $18 to take my midterm spring 2020 midterm price $17.50 because you aren't paying enough for university tuition as it is I feel like this stuff should kind of be included in kind of the same way when it comes to textbooks it's like look you're already paying anywhere from like ten thousand dollars in tuition well it's probably more than that now for University of California there's around ten thousand dollars in tuition when I was there for University of Santa Barbara and then another like fifteen thousand for the room and board and food and all that and now I it's probably even more expensive than your private university like thirty thousand for tuition we still got a nickel and dime for a test come on school can't you cover these things future making you feel badly for using the bathroom I am missing out on an important educational experience because I must use the facilities restroom pass how dare I have to pee shame me from my bodily functions teacher what you never have to pee never had to go in the middle I guess to be fair have I ever seen a teacher go to the bathroom in the middle of class I don't know if I have maybe teachers are just a lot better at like handling their bathroom business but in fairness I have to walk to the next class and usually the amount of time in between sessions it's kind of just enough time to get there sometimes I'll have to go in the middle maybe I'm also just hydrate okay maybe just one maybe just want to hydrate cuz it's good for you you're gonna shame me for that how dare you freaking dare you this is really forked up tic toc moderators are ordered to suppress posts from ugly poor or obese and disabled people in order to attract new users new documents reveal this is a real thing like legit and confirmed via code and/or emails from product managers sent out to the engineers being like code something that detects these things how would you even detect a great deal of these things I mean that's imagine imagine having the ability to code things that are that technically advanced and this is what you decide to use it for I just I hope it's not legit I hope this is just kind of some tabloid stuff but I don't know I don't know enough to comment when they give you the option to opt out of sharing your info with partners but you have to deselect each separately our partners help us provide you the better online experience our part is cookie oh my god what brah do they share your data with literally every company on the internet also a clear violation of the GD P R which specifies it should be just as easy to out as it is to opt-in ooh somebody rec them for a violation that's I oh my god that's I did not think it was gonna be like that I thought it was gonna be like an unsubscribe where they say would you like to unsubscribe from weekly emails business updates important communications you've like five things to uncheck and I get frustrated enough with that I'm just like give me the unsubscribe all you idiots I don't want to unsubscribe from one particular thing that's not why I'm here and you know that this is just on another level though $5.00 pen size versus ink the heck what is this a pink for ants I've never seen such small ink and Maile didn't even bother to fill out the whole tube what this is a unicorn horn back here at least have some ink in it that's the only way that this is justifiable is that there's magical unicorn ink up here that never runs out because it's magic otherwise this is absurd they took away the in-store signage to force you to download their app low prices you love find it fast with the app wait what like it doesn't have the you know club price next to the normal price I don't want to look at every item I might be interested in be like alright guys we gotta scan this now and this is priceless scan this it's gonna double my shopping time yeah I know we goal here musters be to make it see don't check it's like yeah you have the option to get more of a discount but well I bother to really look into that it will make it a little bit more TD at that point just get rid of the pricing just make it all one price an empty ink cartridge that probably could have printed another 50 sheets my eighth this is that how it works because it seems like when I have seen empty ink cartridges there does appear to be a decent amount of ink left in there I don't know what the threshold is for when it's used up if they're just very very conservative like oh there might be some sort of artifacting your next image if it's not filled past this 25% filled line so we'd rather you replace it just to be completely sure here yeah we realize that remaining 25% is actually worth about $10 given the price of ink cartridges but you know I you'll thank us later design for dissuading the homeless literally just uncomfortable for everyone else it kind of looks like it's supposed to be a modern art it's like a bow tie kind of for like like some pasta some bowtie pasta also though it just I mean the metal slants look kind of uncomfortable like if you sat there for too long and then you looked at your but you just see a bunch of lines going through it I feel like it would I don't know people be nicer if more people could sit on the bench because isn't that the purpose of benches but I guess you do you it's contemporary and modern art you might see this at MOCA or MoMA something like that see you could also sit there or you could just use it as a holder for a purse or a backpack I don't know this short we know you've confirmed it in your mind so order now McDonald's what are you doing with your delivery app it seems like we're getting some complaints here maybe don't do that we know you've confirmed it in your mindset god I'd freak out I'd be like did someone get into my account of all he counts that someone could get into they got into my McDonald's account and they're ordering food really like that's the nefariousness that they've decided to get up to they all right well good luck ordering it to you or did you just get onto my McDonald's app and order me food to my own house all right it's like chaotic good there they they got into it because they knew I wanted it but I just you know I was trying to practice self-control so I wasn't actually ordering the McDonald's but someone else breaks in my account they're just like you know you want it I'll just I'm gonna break the seal to get it to you am I the only one who just skips three minutes in every video now every YouTube video now drawn out intro sponsorship actual content fire merch actual content patreon subscribe what so many and so means and wides worth busting I believe is what this is called I hope I don't do it too much but see I I try to hit I try to condense the jarana intro on the sponsorship in the quicker ish with our like but and then I just integrate lots of the sponsor to be as bad about this definitely do it to certain extent anyway I'm called out you actually at this point on YouTube you get punished if you have a super long drawn-out intro because retention is very important and if you have a really long intro you don't jump into what the concept of the video is off the bat people aren't gonna watch it as much in the new tube is not gonna regard that video as highly and it's gonna be less likely to get placement in search results related videos even in the algorithmic sorting on the subscriber speed for viewers so it's actually not in your interest to do so they replaced half the mirrors in my local shopping malls bathroom with advertising boards living image media well they know living image in they're the only living image here would be me looking at my reflection in the mirror but you won't allow me to do that okay I have to make sure that I'm looking stylish while also touching my face but I will have just washed my hands so it's the perfect time to touch my face and get all primped so I know I'm looking fly in the mall and you're taking that away from me my $200 textbook won't let me copy paste more than 84 words to make a study guide you're allowed to copy a maximum of 84 words from the section please select fewer words and try again never seen this before wow this is some new next-level DRM limiting copy/paste Wow I can just screenshot this and put it into a program like Acrobat can read text from pages even if it's not actually an editable text form so you guys do to make someone so angry that they're just gonna take your book and Acrobat it turn it into editable text and destroy everything why makes me want to enact vengeance I would never do anything like copyright infringement ever and I would never advocate for anyone to do that I am just saying you might be exposing yourself to a certain vulnerability by people getting angry this sort of thing that's all I'm trying to communicate Sony was granted a patent to make a TV that will only stop showing a commercial once you stand up and say the brand name out loud excuse me what is this real McDonald's getting hammered this this month dude McDonald's it's okay you still talk to me about any sponsorship opportunities in the future I've probably burned that bridge by now hey it's not my opinion I'm just saying what they're saying on here McDonald's all hail our corporate overlords all hail the hamburger honestly when it comes to the length of cable TV commercials if all I had to do is stand up and put my arms over my head and praise our corporate overlords I'd do that if it meant saving five minutes of my life sitting through commercial breaks like I'll speed on those things we like McDonald's Walmart yeah target Microsoft muting ads pauses the video I mean is this is kind of the same thing as websites where you have no volume button on the ad they just they just don't have a volume thing anywhere on the end so the only way to stop the advert talking is to pause the thing and then you have to sit through it anyway in order to get to the content and sometimes when you click on the screen to pause it it takes you away to the ad page how is that legal that shouldn't be legal and I've been seeing that more and more often is the blasting autoplay ad in my ears and it's after I've already scrolled down because it finally loads two seconds after I can start reading the page and then it's like are you having trouble sleeping I'm like shut up I am now it's your ad and then I try to stop the thing and it clicks me off to the site and then I go back and it's paused and I'm like but I want to see the clip Texas's 35th district where a burgeoning into politics honest with me but I'm yeah mm-hmm it looks I mean looks to me I don't know which aside or one 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every second Apple makes 1444 dollars of profit that's more than any other company and almost as much as alphabet Microsoft and Facebook combined a bank account of two hundred and eighty five billion dollars makes it more country than company anyone else would kill for pockets so deep but Apple is wary and while most companies beg not to be taxed countries beg not to tax Apple the strange story of Apple's finances explains how it got so wealthy why this is a problem and what they'll buy next companies pay taxes to the country in which their money is made a toy might be invented and manufactured in Antarctica but if it's sold in Germany that's where it pays taxes and because these taxes vary by country so do the costs of products the iPhone ten is a thousand dollars in America but 1368 in India and 1455 and Hungary in fact if it weren't for import taxes it'd be cheaper to fly to the US buy an iPhone and fly back but there's an exception to every rule and that exception is always America it's the only country that taxes based on citizenship that means a US citizen living and working abroad still owes taxes back to the US you could renounce your citizenship but you'd be taxed for that too and for American companies this means paying the highest tax in the world on profit made everywhere so this won't fly when Apple pays tax overseas America subtracts that amount from its tax rate and then reaches out its hand this is where Apple Google almost every major company says hmm actually I think we're gonna keep our money out here for now that money goes into a subsidiary a company that's legally different but really just a foreign bank account these are located in countries like Ireland and Jersey not for the cows but the very generous tax code and Ireland's economy runs not despite being a tax shelter but because of it what they lose in taxes they make back from the jobs these big companies bring so when the European Union stepped in and said hey Apple you've been getting far too fair a deal time pay your dues Ireland rolled its eyes and shook its head passing up on 5% of its entire GDP but what about the 30 percent of revenue Apple makes in the US well one way to pay less taxes is to make less money at least on paper all of Apple's products depend on patents and unlike people places and things patents have no precise value making them a handy way to move money so they give their patents to the Irish subsidiary who then rents them back to Apple for a fee when Apple makes money in the u.s. it can wink at the IRS and say this isn't profit we owe it to the owner of the patent in Ireland sorry America it's just not our money to give this is how profit escapes its country whether it's made in Spain or Maine and technically Ireland taxes that money whether it stays in the country or moves offshore but where there's a will and 285 million dollars there's a way if money is transferred to the Netherlands a handy loophole makes it nearly tax free so it briefly flashes an a Dutch bank account owned by a non-existent company with no employees to take a legal box and then it returns back to Ireland this time a subsidiary located in the country but legally a resident of Jersey where it can finally retire to the cows and castles in peace the richest meal for a corporation isn't gold covered chocolate or expensive caviar but an Irish and Dutch subsidiary sandwich all of this is 100% legal and 100% common but because Apple makes so much more money it's in an unusual position no matter how big the pile grows it's all frozen just out of reach it's like being given the world's largest bank account with no ATMs to withdraw from and the problem is actually much deeper than that [Music] to pay American bills Apple takes American loans money for which it already has just not as far as the u.s. is concerned but it can't keep up with how fast the pile is growing to you and I this would be the opposite of a problem because it's easy to imagine Apple as a giant fat cat swimming in money and worrying only about how to spend it all giving away billions would be mere pocket change to someone that wealthy and maybe it should pay higher taxes but there is no singular Apple the CEOs of the CEO are shareholders and when someone buys a portion of the company he does so in hopes of earning more money tomorrow than he paid today stocks can cost pennies or hundreds of thousands of dollars but what matters is how much that number changes and that's the problem to an individual money in a bank account is money it can use but to a shareholder all that money means nothing if it sits watching grass grow that's money not being invested in making twice as much tomorrow the desire to minimize taxes kept money offshore but that made it useless for what they care about most investing back in the business but everything is about to change when the u.s. lowers its corporate tax Apple can finally bring back its money the question now is how to spend it all it may research future products acquire small companies and buy back shares but why not acquire something big articles like this one suggest Apple by Tesla Activision and Netflix and to an investor this makes perfect sense diversifying a business so dependent on just one product and without making too big a dent in its wallet but implied in this argument is another if Microsoft and Google successfully acquire companies left and right but Apple rarely does they must be sleeping on the job Microsoft just bought LinkedIn for eight times more than Apple's ever paid for a single company but never assumed the world's most profitable company is bad with money Apple strategy is to shop for talent and technologies never trying to make a quick buck when it needed touch ID it bought authentic when it needed a voice assistant it bought Siri and when it needed Steve it bought next suggesting they buy activision or netflix is suggesting that apple's stop being Apple because absorbing a company also means absorbing its culture and forever changing its most valuable asset extreme focus it's the same reason they make so few products and design them so minimally saying no to what every other company would say yes to is exactly what makes Apple so successful if you have thoughts about Apple how corporations should be taxed or anything else you want to share with the world you might be interested in learning how to express those thoughts with an animated video like this one and the best way to do that is with skill share a community of online courses on everything from design to business for example if you're interested in animating your own videos you might take a course like this one the best way to learn is by doing and with skill share you can practice by following the course work of a professional as they teach you how to make graphics from scratch I have absolutely no background or special talent in design but I got better by following courses like these and slowly adding in my 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in the suburbs of warsaw a veteran sits alone by the fireplace the dying embers illuminate his stoic face and the occasional flashes of light pierce the threadbare curtains covering the windows he would be out there right now if he could sadly the army has little use for maimed soldiers even in situations as desperate as this having fought alongside the forces of the german empire in the great war this veteran can scarcely believe that they are now coming to destroy his home [Music] hi i'm griffin johnson the armchair historian today's video the invasion of poland from the polish perspective the rarely covered story of calamity and betrayal that started the second world war during the invasion miscommunication within the polish ranks led to many unnecessary casualties fortunately data protection services like nordvpn ensure that you'll never need to worry about whether or not your orders are being transmitted safely indeed nordvpn's military-grade encryption ensures that nothing gets in the way of a smooth internet experience with 5468 servers in 59 countries nordvpn allows you to securely surf the web anywhere in the world on up to six devices oh and you can watch television movies or even youtube videos that are blocked in your country simply by connecting to a new server now for a limited time you can get a three year plan plus one month for free for only three dollars and 49 cents per month which is 70 off when you sign up with the code history or follow the link in the description below born from the ashes of the great war poland was a nation beset by enemies the entire map of eastern europe had been redrawn after the war and although poland was the largest and strongest of these new countries it was dwarved by the superpowers on the horizon to the west there was germany frustrated by the polish corridor cutting off its access to east prussia to the east there was the soviet union seething from its loss in the 1919-1920 polish soviet war desperate to secure its future as a sovereign state poland entered into a defensive alliance with france in 1921 however this distant ally offered scant protection against soviet aggression and poland began investing heavily in its eastern defenses it was only after poland's foreign minister joseph beck secured a non-aggression pact with the ussr in 1932 that tension seemed to ease then the unthinkable happened germany that supposedly humbled shell of a nation suddenly burst back onto the scene led by adolf hitler's national socialist party this resurgent an increasingly militant country now had its eyes dead set on the ethnically divided territories torn from it by the treaty of versailles but once again beck stepped up to defuse the situation wrangling another non-aggression pact from germany in 1934 however this house of cards came crashing down just a few years later after hitler seized the german ethnic sudetenland in october in 1938 poland used it as a precedent to annex zawoja a polish ethnic region in czechoslovakia this was a monumental blunder and caused both britain and france who saw the move as an act of aggression to reconsider their support of poland seeing an opportunity open up germany submitted a list of demands to poland that included annexing the free city of danzig and constructing an extra territorial road and railway through the polish corridor losing danzig would have cut off poland almost entirely from the sea and a german railway could have later been used to justify the seizure of the entire corridor thus back refused hitler's demands denouncing them as tantamount to a renunciation of polish sovereignty beck also refused to negotiate with the increasingly belligerent soviets and spent most of the next year campaigning for western support in the event of hostilities which he now saw as inevitable as tensions escalated plans were drawn up to defend against an attack from the north and west however they had to be immediately reworked after germany completely annexed czechoslovakia in march of 1939 which stretched the polish-german border much further to the south suddenly poland had to worry about every point on the compass later that month on march 31st poland formed a tentative military alliance with both britain and france with the former promising to support poland's independence by august 1939 hitler was seeking any pretext to justify an invasion of poland as panzers massed along the border marshall edvard ritz schmuckel commander-in-chief of poland's military tried desperately to mobilize polish forces but his efforts were foiled by the uk and france who insisted that the polish offer no provocation to the germans and so their army sat idle until the 30th of august when ritz schmiegel finally ordered a general mobilization just one day after general mobilization was ordered in poland german troops dressed in polish uniforms launched a series of false flag attacks against german military and civilian targets hitler furiously denounced these supposed polish attacks in an evening radio broadcast that night which he used to conceal his real intentions war was inevitable prior to this point polish generals had recognized the impossibility of a conventional defensive posture their strategy named plan west was instead to delay german forces at the frontiers while falling back to a defensive line along the major rivers there they hoped to hold the line until their allies launched an invasion of germany the success of plan west depended entirely on britain and france upholding their guarantees poland's military strategists headed by martial ritz did not think that their allies would simply sit back and watch them succumb to the third reich yet there were some like chief of the general staff that's what stahevich who had doubts about the plan's feasibility inside the polish headquarters in warsaw we can imagine a conversation like this taking place at the outbreak of war the polish army had mobilized only about 500 000 men of which half were combat ready throughout the war an additional 500 000 men would be raised many of whom could have been mustered much earlier had the british and french not discouraged polish mobilization by september 1939 the army was organized into 26 infantry divisions eight cavalry brigades one motorized brigade three mountain brigades two armored brigades and four independent tank battalions the soldiers were reasonably motivated and disciplined but they were poorly equipped due to poland's relative poverty with obsolete communication systems and a lack of motorized transport although unlike what propaganda footage shows the german army was not heavily motorized or mechanized either and both sides relied heavily on horses on the ground poland's latest tank was the 7tp whose 37 millimeter gun could easily knock out the panzer one or panzer ii and even destroy the panzer iv [Music] unfortunately the 7tp was a rare sight on the battlefield only 161 were in service by 1939. a much more common sight was poland's 575 tks takets while completely adorable these tiny vehicles were barely more useful than armored cars and often less reliable lastly the poles had also purchased 88 tanks from their british and french allies prior to the war in the skies the polish air force had fewer than 400 modern aircraft poland's latest fighter the p24 was highly competitive with foreign planes when it was introduced in 1936 but it was outclassed by the time of the invasion to make matters worse poland had exported many p-24s to other countries leaving few for national defense thus the polish air force had to rely primarily on obsolete p-11s finally at sea the polish navy consisted of just five submarines and four destroyers as well as various smaller vessels luckily before the german attack most destroyers retreated to england while the submarines were ordered to mine the polish coast around danzig and interdict enemy ships attempting to stage amphibious landings at 4 45 a.m on september 1st 1939 the german invasion began with the pre-dreadnought schleswig-holstein bombarding a military depot in danzig warrant officer vwadiswolf bharan recalled of the attack the air rocked fountains of sand stones and smoke rose up shattered trunks and branches of trees pieces of human bodies and weapons flew in the air as the sun rose marshall ritz schmiegel's worst fears were confirmed as german armored spearheads punched straight through the confused polish lines with barely a pause army group north attacked the polish corridor army group south attacked woods krakow and warsaw and forces from the german puppet state of slovakia attacked poland's southern regions lieutenant jan karsky detailed his division's ordeal the extent of death destruction and disorganization this combined fire caused in three short hours was incredible by the time our whips were sufficiently collected even to survey the situation it was apparent that we were in no position to offer any serious resistance by the end of september 2nd the polish defenses had fallen apart nonetheless some units resisted fiercely especially the polish cavalry brigades considered the elite units of the polish military far from charging into battle solely armed with sabers and lances these modern cavalrymen also carried bolt-action rifles anti-tank rifles and machine guns giving them access to some of the most concentrated firepower of the early war period at the battle of makra the vowenska cavalry brigade destroyed at least 50 german tanks and inflicted some 800 casualties in one of the only polish victories of the war when not fighting directly the polish cavalry acted as a mobile reserve galloping to the front lines and then dismounting to fight as infantry polish armored trains also mounted considerable resistance and wreaked havoc on enemy supply lines and communications using the country's extensive rail network and forests for cover discounted by the germans as obsolete the self-sustaining behemoths which came in light and heavy varieties bristled with artillery pieces and machine guns overall the 10 or so armored trains fought in about 90 battles during the invasion september 3rd britain and france finally declared war on germany after repeated pleas from polish diplomats the polish people were overjoyed with the news but no military support was forthcoming polish forces continued losing ground on all fronts and on september 5th army's krakow woods prusa and poznan withdrew beyond the viscula and dunietz rivers abandoning western poland unfortunately the rivers had almost completely dried up due to drought so they posed little obstacle to the german advance to make matters worse fleeing refugees clogged the roads hampering efforts to contain the enemy breakthrough desperate for any assistance poland urged its allies to attack germany's extremely weak western front france responded by launching an offensive into the tsar region of germany on september 7th just as the polls had hoped early reports told the french making remarkable progress capturing towns and overwhelming all german resistance once the british joined in the germans would have no choice but to divert forces to the west and poland would be saved but then on the 13th the unthinkable occurred the french despite their crushing momentum halted their advance days later they pulled back to the relative safety of the maginot line the news came like a slap in the face to the poles without the help of their allies plan west was utterly ruined one of the few bright spots in this otherwise dark time was the aerial defense of warsaw between september 1st and the 6th polish fighters and anti-aircraft guns downed 80 german bombers and damaged more than 20 others however the situation deteriorated as the germans escalated their bombing campaign on september 10th enemy bombers carried out 17 consecutive bombing raids overwhelming the polish defenses meanwhile enemy tanks were closing in on the capital the poles were prepared for this thanks to the effort of over 150 000 civilian volunteers who had labored for weeks to prepare a network of anti-tank ditches and improvised barricades transforming warsaw into a fortress on september 8th the polish defenders watched with a mix of fear and steely resolve as german tanks appeared on the horizon the attack began in the south as panzers overran several suburbs but when the germans attacked from the west the poles pushed them back from behind their makeshift barricades when the germans came again on the 9th with reinforcements in tow the stubborn poles repelled them again between these two assaults the poles destroyed 80 tanks and successfully denied the enemy further access to the western suburbs as the battle raged on the poles made up for their shortage of anti-tank weapons with sheer ingenuity for example they covered a street with turpentine and lit it on fire when enemy tanks got close enough some poles even lit mattresses on fire and hurled them onto the germans from balconies yet everywhere around warsaw poland's defenses were collapsing on the 10th brits ordered a general retreat toward the romanian bridgehead to relieve army woods army's pozman and pemorgia counter-attacked the left flank of the german forces attacking warsaw between the 19th and the 15th although they were initially successful low morale poor coordination between units and enemy air superiority turned the battle of zura into a crushing defeat as the germans encircled and destroyed them between the 15th and 19th polish defenses along the narev river collapsed on the 12th allowing the germans to advance toward warsaw from the east and lay siege to the city three days later combined with the survivors of the battle of zura the defenders of warsaw now numbered 140 000 soldiers opposing them were 175 000 germans supported by 1000 artillery pieces and over a thousand aircraft for an entire week the poles endured a night and day bombardment as the germans prepared to storm the city however on the 15th of september the warsaw garrison managed to repel all attacks on the pragas suburb and two full-scale attacks on the 23rd and 26th as the siege continued strange reports began arriving from the east soviet forces were pouring across the border and the germans were retreating before them to the beleaguered defenders of levof this meant salvation after enduring a grueling siege by german forces the city opened its gates to the red army without hesitation but even as polish citizens prepared to celebrate with their unlikely saviors the horrible truth was revealed the soviets were not here to help but merely to take their share of the spoils it was at this point that the polish high command lost confidence in the defense of the country so it fled to the border of romania to the small town of kuri abandoned by their leadership the remaining polish forces had no idea how to react to the soviet invasion some units continued fighting but they could not stop the twin juggernauts from squeezing the life out of poland [Music] on september 27th after three weeks of staunch resistance the warsaw garrison finally surrendered in the face of the near complete destruction of the city one later wrote we listened silently to these grim words there were no questions or comments our minds recognized the inevitability of capitulation but our feelings could not be reconciled to it was this to be the end fighting continued on october 6 as the germans and soviets eliminated the last pockets of resistance the brave but unsuccessful defense of poland came at a steep price poland sustained between eight hundred and eighty thousand and one million two hundred and fifty three thousand casualties germany sustained between forty four thousand and fifty one thousand four hundred and the ussr between three thousand eight hundred and thirteen thousand during the invasion nevertheless about 100 000 polish soldiers managed to escape and they would go on to join the allied war effort seeing action throughout the remainder of the second world war in november 1939 the polish government in exile announced that it would fight for the restoration of poland despite their resentment towards britain and france for failing to come to their aid in the invasion they agreed to cooperate with them and organize a resistance movement within their occupied country this culminated in the heroic but doomed warsaw uprising a fascinating topic for a future video despite their devastating loss in the invasion the fight for poland was far from over [Music]


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girl
damn
he
say
you
it's
just
funny
got
to
be
funny
like
if
she's
not
funny
man
you
didn't
even
come
in
with
one
joke
today
but
you
got
pickup
oh
damn
ego
redeem
himself
wait
please
oh
you
said
in
my
lines
see
I
heard
that
was
before
it
elisee
you
not
he
not
using
Yahoo
as
a
search
engine
so
Danny
takes
it
away
you
know
what
it
is
didn't
he
got
a
good
ass
mom
hey
Danny
spawn
for
the
camera
real
quick
smile
like
smile
bro
smile
yeah
it
was
like
you
got
chapped
lips
or
something
you
scared
to
smile
bro
y'all
hush
your
lips
do
it
you'll
have
my
homegirl
race
you
based
on
looks
and
personality
there's
nothing
really
outstanding
about
the
features
you
know
this
and
plus
if
you
look
at
the
Shores
that
is
a
poor
fashion
track
it
may
be
his
personality
for
shine
what
do
you
go
to
school
if
I
see
Manhattan
advertising
graphic
design
what's
a
usual
outing
with
the
boys
looking
like
that
the
other
boys
how
it's
doing
crazy
stuff
what
type
of
crazy
stuff
y'all
be
doing
my
friends
do
a
lot
of
drugs
personality
I'm
James
a
DJ
DJ
you
know
babe
bro
that
sound
like
you've
got
no
occupation
that
trick
I
play
at
Bushwick
right
now
101
Wilson
ABS
catch
me
out
Saturday
night
karinna
black
so
what
do
you
do
I
actually
I
actually
work
at
a
boutique
in
Queens
it's
all
alumni
I
also
sell
sacks
I
work
at
theme
so
I've
been
a
thoughtful
oh
no
we're
closed
no
that's
all
premium
necessities
bro
let
me
know
if
I
was
raised
in
Chinatown
okay
yeah
ideal
date
were
you
taking
her
I
like
to
cook
ideally
so
I'm
going
to
put
to
your
crib
the
first
time
Jimmy
knows
I
throw
it
down
I
mean
dumplings
I'm
a
schnitzel
I
mean
it's
pretty
far
it
is
for
using
not
Chuck
almost
say
this
right
now
he
made
me
some
fire
wheat
rice
krispies
so
gonna
plug
I
don't
like
being
called
you
might
get
friends
like
usually
the
blimey
hey
Luke
Annette
my
man
deserves
a
9.5
and
I
expect
nothing
less
from
you
looks
a
little
YouTube
video
based
off
of
raining
your
looks
and
personality
okay
all
right
off
the
bat
you
know
his
skin
Thomas
off
yeah
he's
not
even
seasonally
like
dressed
correctly
for
looks
peak
again
we
just
even
split
that
we
could
do
like
three
out
of
five
in
the
face
and
like
three
out
of
five
in
the
body
yeah
but
he
has
like
his
own
unique
style
I
[ __ ]
with
I've
never
really
you
can't
be
too
nonchalant
uh-huh
like
we
need
emotions
we
want
expression
personality
what's
a
looking
I
saw
hi
oh
if
you
win
it
Valentine
do
you
have
any
like
pickup
lines
what
you
do
to
like
chama-girl
what's
your
charm
I'm
handsome
what's
up
I'm
handsome
oh
you're
cocky
okay
I'm
not
handsome
you
handsome
but
I'm
cute
too
but
I'm
more
than
that
you
gotta
throw
me
that
big
of
mine
right
now
should
I
hold
that
for
you
King
I
hold
that
for
you
you
have
to
put
that
on
the
ground
I
got
you
bro
are
you
from
China
trying
to
find
out
because
kind
of
get
to
know
you
[Music]
anything
ethnical
with
Asians
don't
don't
say
yeah
just
do
something
common
oh
you
don't
say
that
either
bro
you
never
stop
redeem
yourself
redeem
yourself
in
the
wall
in
outline
I
bro
it
goes
like
this
you
remind
me
of
the
26
letters
of
Alfred
de
varville
I'm
gonna
say
this
right
now
in
the
future
with
Asian
girls
that
know
lines
I
heard
bubble
tea
here
you
you
don't
want
her
to
feel
bloated
right
so
we
got
to
go
with
regular
Milty
low
bubbles
like
sugar
25%
sugar
30
yeah
I
know
the
senator
Diaz
we
got
25%
less
sugar
yeah
yeah
there's
no
ice
in
the
water
so
you
appreciate
the
gesture
or
not
I
do
I
do
that
was
cute
see
what
I
mean
Wow
a
little
too
common
single
item
on
that
little
phone
box
we
gonna
race
you
based
off
personality
and
and
looks
awful
looks
what
do
you
think
I'm
like
a
once
attached
[Music]
hey
bro
come
here
for
a
second
so
so
people
have
to
introduce
yourself
to
her
all
right
what's
your
like
ideal
first
date
Buster's
car
fast
furious
relationship
[Music]
hey
hey
you
know
what
come
here
come
here
yet
one
girl's
garbage
is
another
girl's
treasure
it's
a
metaphor
tonight
[Music]
that's
a
failing
grade
he
bring
down
the
class
average
type
of
tapas
core
[ __ ]
yeah
let's
do
a
group
one
looks
how
much
is
your
fit
twenty
Twenty
twenty
two
dollars
what
is
80
these
pants
is
15
and
these
dumela
these
rings
yeah
I
could've
sworn
I
saw
tomato
what's
your
ideal
like
first
date
bro
where
you
gonna
take
a
girl
out
but
here's
the
thing
it's
different
girls
for
different
vibes
you
know
okay
Queen
what
about
her
I
don't
want
to
go
busted
Jimmy
you
can't
do
why
wha
to
show
what
a
strong
opinion
I
like
anything
buzzy
[Music]
polity
you're
not
from
around
here
huh
okay
personality
personality
contour
his
body
oh
how
impressive
so
that
kind
of
scares
me
it's
like
what
does
he
do
I
mean
who's
like
a
transformer
virgin
he
needs
you
go
Cho
Cho
you
go
hang
with
them
I
mean
you
looking
at
but
look
there's
a
six
I'd
say
like
a
7.0
yeah
you
you
shook
your
head
from
the
start
so
little
codependent
do
I
get
so
defensive
took
a
feel
a
close
connection
in
the
distance
only
made
me
overzealous
depression
because
no
one