[Music] hi guys how you all doing today I'm back to share with you another completely factual tear list I did one on the starter Pokemon a long time ago and this time we're moving on to a much more spicy topic the main series Pokemon games however before we get into this tear list this video is once again sponsored by the team behind Pokemon masters DNA if you're up for a completely different Pokemon experience with your favorite Pokemon characters as well as being able to battle against them in three versus three real-time battles by exploring the island of passio by yourself or with other friends using the game's co-op mode then Pokemon masters is the game for you DNA were kind enough to give me an early look at some of the updates that are now available in the game with two brand-new sync pairs you can recruit being the Kanto champion red and his Charizard as well as Cygnus suit ELISA and Rotom alongside this the main story of the game has expanded with three all-new chapters as 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game I personally really loved gen1 although I do love all the Jen's pretty much so overall the thing I'm gonna put pokemon red right here BTW i think is solid as for pokemon blue pokemon blue sucked I don't like it worst here what a bad game anyway pokemon yellow not too different from pokemon red you have Pikachu as your starter that followed you around which is cool your access to all three starters I don't think it was quite a step up as the other third versions are so overall I think I'm gonna put it in the same Terra's red still a solid game next up we of course have generation 2 which is arguably a step up from generation 1 in almost every way gone solver have to be to the most beloved Pokemon games ever made and for good reason acting almost like a sequel to red and blue this games pretty much added to the first generation with almost everything acting like an upgrade new characters new Pokemon a new story help the Kanto region was even in these games and to top it all off you get to fight the protagonist of the first Pokemon game there's almost no reason why someone would prefer generation 1 over generation 2 when as I said Gen 2 is pretty much an upgrade in almost every way it was the defining generation for a lot of people so for those reasons I have to put - Pokemon silver in the a tier a pretty amazing Pokemon game overall pokemon gold on the other hand was a massive letdown I didn't like this game at all bomb tier for me as for the third version crystal similar to yellow it wasn't upgrade from silver but overall I say it was just a tear better so crystal was gonna be our first s tier main series game onto the third generation of Pokemon here's where some of the less popular opinions will probably start this was unfortunately the generation I skipped mainly because I didn't have a Game Boy Advance at the time to play them but I did eventually play the third generation just a bit after they came out Ruby and Sapphire among the pokemon games I have the least amount of time in but I still enjoyed Ruby overall the choice of two evil teams instead of one was cool having your dad as one of the gym leaders was a nice change and overall a very solid Pokemon game in my opinion I know some people would put it slightly higher but for me I'm gonna put it in the same tier as red in yellow and then sapphires going here because Sapphire sucked emerald on the other hand I enjoyed emerald a lot a lot more so than Ruby so much so that I honestly think it might be one of the better Pokemon games the battle frontier was an amazing addition the changed the story involving both teams really cool so for me emerald is gonna join crystal in the sto what a great pokemon game now for the first remix we are firered and leafgreen which in many ways have just improved versions of the originals fire red was pokemon red but better in a way I will say I did prefer how the soundtrack sounded in red I think the Gameboy sounds just complimented the music more than the gameboy advance but everything else is pretty much better in fire red the inclusion of the Sevi Islands was also great the additional characters they added as well so far red pretty much has to go in the tier above red I don't think anyone would argue with that now lip cream was terrible so we're just gonna put it to here and here we are let's talk about my favorite generation playing diamond for the first time was incredibly special for me I managed to find an American copy so I played the game a couple of months before I came out in the UK and it's one of my favorite Pokemon memories to date objectively diamonds might not be one of the best Pokemon games mainly because the game is very very slow for example but I still really really love it so I might be a little bit biased but I am gonna put diamond in the a tier so really love it oh yeah and um ah plus annum yeah let me just put platinum up after in fact no hang on today girl and yeah so SoulSilver considered by many as the best pokemon game overall like fire ed essentially an upgraded version of the original easily in my top three favorite pokemon games personally it's also a game i could easily go back to and still enjoy the pokey Athlon was so much fun and carrying over the battle frontier from platinum was also a great choice overall i think we can all agree soul silver was pretty much a masterpiece when it comes to pokemon easiest ear hot gob sucked so let's move on to generation 5 this was an interesting one I remember feeling a bit weird when I first played pokemon white it may not have enjoyed it quite as much as generation 4 I did find the Pokemon a bit weird at first but overall I think it's a solid Pokemon game I was debating between the a or beads here but I'm feeling pretty generous so I'm thinkin gonna put it in the a tier you and the other hand are going here now as for the sequels here's the thing you think that pokemon white tomb would also follow in White's footsteps and go somewhere in the a tier but no white who sucked black - on the other hand was the superior sequel so much so that a lot of people consider it the best pokemon game overall it's definitely not my favorite but it has a lot to appreciate the enhanced story the world tournament at the end just so many great decisions made just for this game when really thinking about it I think it does belong in the sto it were being real moving on to generation 6 I'm just gonna get this out the way Pokemon why this is probably the Pokemon game I had the most hours in many because I did a lot of breeding it was my introduction to a competitive yes the post game was quite lacking but still a very positive experience with this game a tear for me next up we have or us personally I think it's probably around the same tier as Ruby and Sapphire they did add a lot to the game but the game was pretty easy so ever all even though I enjoyed Gamze lot not among the best Pokemon games definitely not the best remix so a mega Ruby also beta and alpha sapphire was a trash generation 7 well when I first played Pokemon Sun I thoroughly enjoyed the main story however I do think the game hasn't aged as well as it could have it's not really a Pokemon game I see myself going back to nowadays and a lot of people do consider it one of the weaker Pokemon games for good reason the change from gyms to trials was an interesting decision something different although I do much prefer gyms and I do think this is definitely a game that's much better when you first play it and then going back to it might not be as good but I still had to fun with it so yeah it's one of the weaker Pokemon games for sure but I so enjoyed it so see tear and the moon was trash ultra son I found a lot of people put Ultra Sun and Moon as some of the weakest Pokemon games ever more so than Sailor Moon when if you really think about it they're actually better versions of Sun and Moon I mean think about it it's essentially Sun but with some added stuff like the rainbow rocket stuff so you can't really put it lower so for that reason I'm gonna put it in the BT and ultra moon goes here let's go Pikachu and Eevee if I'm being real I really enjoyed these games I'm gonna get their enhanced versions of yellow essentially you can all these Pokemon following you completely different main series experience ya know wild battles is weird and obviously have the go caching mechanics but once you get used to all that it was a very very enjoyable game I personally really loved it solid 8 it for me and not let's go Eva though because that game sucked and finally on to the latest Pokemon game sword and shield now there's a lot of controversy when it comes to these two games however I already thought they were pretty great when first playing through them shield was extremely enjoyable but then the added DLC that has come to the game I think are gonna put these games even higher in terms of how good they are so this might change in the future I might put it slightly lower but for now I honestly think shield is among one of the better pokemon game especially with what's to come in the future we may not have access to all the Pokemon but it's still overall a great Pokemon game and the game that all Pokemon fans should experience so shield is going right up here and swords going right down here because I came in this trash so I guess this is my main Series game tier list obviously I took this list extremely seriously with every tier now even though this tier list is done I'm not going to end the video there as I found out that this site has other Pokemon tier lists that I want to partake in so consider this a bit of extra content for the video so here's my starter tillis that is more or less based on the starter to this video I made which you should check out you haven't seen yet and of course with the new batch of starters out I figured that I should finish this list with color starters included so if I were to add the color starters to the start a list the tailless will look something like this score ponies are going rap here and as for the other two yeah so this is my complete start a list i think it's relatively accurate so i'm moving on next up we have a Pokemon go team tier list now out of all the tier lists in this video I know for a fact that this one no one can debate about it's going to be a hundred percent true a hundred percent accurate so here's the list and there you go like I said a hundred percent accurate 100% true you can't argue against this without question no opinions complete facts I'm right you're wrong next here list next up we have a Pokemon movie tier list here we have all the Pokemon movies one all of them some of them are listed but I will be listing all of them or at least all the ones that matter anyway I personally think I have a pretty good order for this list so let's get into it are the first Pokemon movie goes here performer mm goes here a third Papua movie also goes here Lucario mystery you can also go there I choose you you can go out there as well all the temple to see Pokemon Ranger movie that can go there as well then you can go here you can go here you can go here you can go yeah you can go here you can go here you can go here you can go here go here you can go yeah you can go you're going at the farm yeah they're all bad okay you guys aren't gonna believe what I just found but on this site there is also a Pokemon youtuber tier list I mean sure there's loads of YouTube is missing but still this is hilarious a Pokemon youtube i I don't even think I'd be able to do this I can't rank like I know love these people I'm friends with a lot of these people I can't rank that channel nah I'm sorry I don't know if I can do this I feel really bad if I were to like rank them again I like a lot of these people so I think I might just leave it there and that's gonna be it for this tillis video I hope you enjoyed I made you something like this again sometimes in the future if you guys liked it that is if I can find another fun terrorist thing to do but until then one more quick shoutout for the sponsor thanks so much again to DNA for making this video possible don't miss out on recruiting red and his Charizard and Cygnus suit ELISA and Rotom as well as trying out to the battle Villa and all the other stuff Pokemon masters has to offer with even more cool features coming soon check out Pokemon masters if you haven't already in the video description pinned comment all searching for the app in the Google Play Store or App Store and if you did enjoy this toy list video and would like to see more in the future please do leave a like as it does help the video out subscribe for more poking widows in the future and until next time thank you so much for watching


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I
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you
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good
day
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be
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Oh
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I
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one
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you
run
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wherever
you
[ __ ]
want
tell
me
where's
bubble
up
up
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point
about
another
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not
excited
to
report
was
no
it
tell
me
where
to
reinforce
yeah
yo
Kenny
lost
I'm
dying
there
is
currently
falada
pouring
out
my
bones
onto
the
floor
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sorry
I
have
really
close
to
death
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very
much
appreciated
a
little
bit
hole
just
say
that
say
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right
now
for
it
made
it
been
stand
up
and
look
me
in
the
eye
I'd
say
what
makes
it
let's
play
a
game
so
many
seconds
before
that
door
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welcome
back
to
new
rockstars
I'm
Erik
Bosse
in
Rick
and
Morty
season
4
episode
3
one
crew
over
the
crew
cruise
Morty
reveals
that
Rick
hates
high
steep
lot
twists
so
much
that
he
creates
the
world's
most
elaborate
heist
one
that
includes
genocide
just
to
stop
Morty
from
selling
another
heist
to
Netflix
with
all
the
endless
exhaustive
double-crosses
it's
a
bit
tough
to
keep
up
with
all
the
jokes
and
deep
cut
references
that
are
flying
past
us
so
let's
go
back
through
this
episode's
scene
by
scene
for
all
the
subtle
animation
details
you
might
have
overlooked
boilers
ahead
let's
get
started
the
episode
opens
with
Rick
and
Morty
making
their
way
through
these
ancient
ruins
morty
scales
a
cliff
wall
while
rick
hovers
beside
him
eating
lunch
if
you
look
closely
the
bag
flies
past
us
you
can
see
he's
eating
Arby's
and
this
whole
gag
was
lifted
from
a
scene
in
Star
Trek
5
the
final
frontier
in
which
Kirk
climbs
El
Capitan
and
Yosemite
and
Spock
floats
beside
him
and
hover
boots
Kirk
Falls
and
Spock
saves
them
just
as
Rick
does
for
Morty
here
they
zip
up
in
these
anti
booby
suits
to
protect
from
the
booby
traps
and
these
ruins
all
a
nod
of
course
to
Raiders
of
the
Lost
Ark
including
the
boulder
love
that
they
included
the
dunk
when
it
hits
them
and
it's
probably
not
important
but
I
love
the
detail
that
was
put
into
the
design
of
these
ruins
and
the
ancient
culture
at
once
was
like
notice
the
statues
are
wearing
backpacks
and
beanies
and
headphones
and
they
appear
to
be
writing
segways
as
if
this
was
some
hipster
culture
that
collapsed
under
the
weight
of
its
own
smug
and
one
of
the
travelers
makes
total
waste
the
snakes
a
nod
to
these
snakes
and
Raiders
of
course
but
also
to
Rick's
recurring
use
of
snakes
and
his
trick
where
he
makes
people
think
he
can
turn
people
into
snakes
I
always
keeping
a
spare
snake
of
his
leg
instead
of
treasurer
Rick
is
disappointed
by
the
contents
just
like
the
Nazis
were
disappointed
by
the
contents
of
the
Ark
of
the
Covenant
but
in
this
case
it's
a
reference
to
another
Harrison
Ford
movie
an
origami
horse
just
like
people
work
on
a
unicorn
in
Blade
Runner
a
calling
card
from
Miles
Knightley
a
heist
artist
aka
hipster
dick
whose
adventures
are
60
percent
putting
a
crew
together
and
40
percent
revealing
that
the
robbery
already
happened
and
he's
not
worth
our
time
because
he's
a
hack
piece
of
[ __ ]
Rick's
anti
heist
rant
is
actually
based
on
co-creator
Dan
Harmon's
hatred
of
the
heist
genre
films
like
Ocean's
eleven
inception
now
you
see
me
and
yes
I
would
argue
the
latest
two
MCU
films
spider-man
far
from
home
and
Avengers
in
game
both
of
which
were
centered
around
heists
but
I
went
into
the
real
reason
harman
might
hate
Marvel
and
the
reason
I'm
sort
of
explained
so
go
check
it
out
Marvel
fan
culture
is
definitely
a
target
in
this
episode
though
as
they
head
to
night
police
heist
con
modeled
on
comic-con
notice
how
it
features
its
own
Hall
H
Rick's
pride
at
one
scene
a
professional
tear
badge
and
refusal
to
buy
one
is
a
joke
about
industry
types
having
too
big
an
ego
to
buy
a
convention
badge
there
are
booths
for
pocket
grappling
in
nightly
vision
goggles
and
a
nod
to
ocean
12
an
ocean
13
star
Catherine
zeta-jones
o
siding
with
Catherine's
alpha
through
omega
Joneses
and
the
way
you
enter
is
by
cutting
glass
circles
like
they
do
in
high
school
easy
the
attendees
include
cameos
by
the
nerd
from
blitz
and
chits
in
the
morning
night
run
episode
this
guy's
taken
really
off
the
grid
another
guy
he's
safe
he
later
snatches
the
mailbox
that
Rick
chucks
the
crystal
skull
into
Rick
tries
to
check
in
as
a
professional
he's
a
getaway
driver
with
Asperger's
in
my
butthole
is
a
demolitions
expert
Rick
is
referencing
baby
driver
another
heist
film
in
which
the
getaway
driver
has
a
condition
that
some
like
described
as
such
and
his
demolishing
butthole
as
we
saw
his
mecha-giant
form
to
last
episode
and
rick
assembles
his
crew
with
a
jazzy
team
assembly
montage
with
music
and
editing
in
the
style
of
Ocean's
eleven
each
of
his
teammates
he
greets
with
a
hand
grasped
and
a
you
son
of
a
[ __ ]
parody
in
the
trope
from
predator
in
the
Fast
&
Furious
films
the
movie
macGruber
also
included
a
hilarious
parody
of
this
kind
of
putting
the
crew
together
montage
it
also
ends
with
an
abrupt
twist
and
I
love
how
Clark
got
a
gig
playing
the
piano
when
clearly
his
fingers
are
way
too
massive
to
ever
be
able
to
play
piano
keys
Angie
Flint
appears
to
be
a
lara
croft
inspired
heist
ii
adventurer
with
cybernetic
swiss
army
knife
hands
at
rick
Moxa's
impractical
referencing
his
own
super
practical
cybernetic
inserts
that
actually
show
up
later
this
episode
and
then
there's
truculence
tur
truck
in
which
the
monster
is
a
vampire
is
a
nod
to
the
putting
the
team
together
montage
and
Ocean's
eleven
within
Mormon
brothers
who
race
monster
trucks
also
in
this
demo
derby
is
a
ridiculous
banana
car
and
then
after
putting
the
team
together
they
return
to
get
their
con
badges
notice
how
each
badge
has
the
image
of
Knightley's
origami
horse
in
Hall
H
we
meet
miles
nightly
voiced
by
Justin
Theroux
perhaps
a
nod
to
his
pointless
master
codebreaker
character
from
the
last
Jedi
and
he
finishes
a
story
of
a
recent
heist
police
stole
the
paintings
because
the
police
were
us
in
police
outfits
he's
referencing
the
heist
in
Ocean's
eleven
which
ends
with
the
thieves
disguising
themselves
as
SWAT
officers
and
the
Thomas
Crown
Affair
which
features
an
elaborate
art
heist
Rick
bypasses
security
lab
coat
rip
off
dr.
strange
Rick
is
referencing
the
cloak
of
levitation
from
dr.
strange
which
also
could
be
a
nod
by
Dan
Harmon
to
his
own
uncredited
work
in
the
Doctor
Strange
film
in
which
she
said
that
Marvel
used
of
his
ideas
another
example
of
how
this
episode
is
targeting
both
the
heist
genre
and
the
MCU
the
MacGuffin
that
Knightley
proposes
stealing
and
the
heist
off
is
the
Crystal
Skull
of
Horowitz
reference
to
the
Crystal
Skull
and
the
crappy
fourth
Indiana
Jones
movie
and
possibly
Rick
and
Morty
staff
writer
Dave
Horowitz
and
we
meet
Knightley's
ate
a
la
ocean's
8
which
includes
snake
arms
double
microwave
monitor
Lourdes
key
catcher
in
shapeshifter
it's
plus
the
three
from
Rick's
five
which
the
number
is
eight
and
five
is
kind
of
like
yeah
ocean's
8
and
Fast
Five
their
heist
involves
swiping
keys
while
pushing
a
hotel
towel
cards
just
like
the
Ocean's
eleven
crew
did
and
in
our
vaults
just
like
in
Ocean's
Twelve
and
this
vault
contains
a
parody
of
American
Gothic
but
Rick
reveals
that
his
real
crew
is
really
just
the
robot
heist
Oh
Tron
and
during
this
we
get
a
glimpse
of
the
heist
screenplay
that
Morrie's
writing
with
the
words
approaches
and
his
misspelled
there's
also
a
lame
twist
about
a
dead
body
being
a
cake
before
I
continue
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Rick
uses
hiset
Ron
to
assimilate
all
3,300
convention
attendees
to
be
in
on
it
and
they
rip
house
tightly
to
pieces
as
always
the
violence
is
horribly
graphic
they
rip
out
his
bones
and
grip
cage
and
skull
leaving
the
skin
as
a
droopy
mask
another
looter
steals
the
head
of
Abraham
Lincoln
not
the
head
of
the
late
a
bridge
or
Flagler
from
season
one
different
guy
and
a
combat
ties
to
Tron
from
assimilating
everything
in
existence
as
part
of
his
crew
Ric
instead
assembles
a
random
team
including
the
return
of
mr.
Cooper
butthole
now
professor
poopy
butthole
who
Benton's
off
karate
attacks
with
students
using
his
cane
and
slow-motion
berserk
combat
skills
similar
to
hurts
in
the
Kingsmen
movies
they
also
recruit
the
Greek
god
Hephaestus
who
works
in
a
volcanic
Forge
I
love
the
detail
that
he
can
lead
their
reflection
in
his
hammer
and
then
they
find
ventriloquist
us
claw
an
alternate
reality
Elon
Musk
but
with
tusks
Elon
Musk
actually
voices
his
character
in
this
episode
last
March
he
changed
his
Twitter
name
to
Elan
tusk
has
a
reference
to
his
role
in
this
episode
notice
how
Tom
was
designs
on
his
dry
erase
board
feature
coils
wrapped
around
tusks
as
if
his
tusks
were
like
the
flux
capacitor
style
inspiration
for
his
inventions
meanwhile
hiset
Ron
applies
lame
obvious
heist
tactics
to
steal
a
planet's
core
it
disguises
itself
as
a
security
guy
with
a
nametag
Hank
a
pizza
guy
with
a
nametag
Tony
he
crushes
the
planet's
surface
with
a
colossal
security
camera
and
a
pizza
box
that
drills
into
it
kills
the
entire
planets
population
I
like
how
the
news-graphic
says
zero
injuries
and
on
one
of
the
screens
one
of
the
residents
was
peeing
in
a
corner
at
the
moment
of
this
but
the
one
resident
we
see
escaping
is
attacked
by
angry
birds
as
he
flees
into
the
mountains
with
wildlife
the
whole
planet
gets
wrecked
and
looking
back
on
this
episode
yeah
again
we
must
acknowledge
that
Rick
committed
a
genocide
just
to
stop
Morty
from
selling
the
script
and
Netflix
and
Rick
introduces
Rando
Tron
instead
of
to
heist
movies
I
slept
through
Rando
Tron's
algorithm
is
derived
from
the
plots
of
three
David
Lynch
movies
I
pretended
to
like
to
make
my
friends
shut
up
yeah
and
Rick's
mind
the
narrative
opposite
of
plot
II
contrived
heist
movies
is
the
surrealist
non
plot
stories
of
David
Lynch
like
blue
velvet
mahalo
Drive
and
Twin
Peaks
Rick
passes
the
time
by
playing
Minecraft
as
he
did
with
Morty
in
the
episode
the
Praetorian
Morty
dates
and
due
to
ventriloquist
knowledge
of
the
stars
not
being
properly
aligned
Rick
realizes
that
the
earth
has
already
been
heisted
with
a
night
sky
playing
on
a
pre-recorded
loop
a
nod
to
the
trick
that
they
used
on
Dennis
Hopper
in
speed
a
brief
shot
shows
the
earth
in
a
massive
rate
of
collective
planets
along
with
other
ones
like
Uranus
with
a
bite
taken
out
of
it
spikey
Ramos
it's
got
an
Illuminati
I
may
be
a
nod
to
bill
cipher
from
gravity
falls
krump
Bigham
em
nine
nine
nine
nine
Zippo
big
Pluto
Mars
fran
drescher
lekar
probably
a
nod
to
Fran
Drescher
tzimmes
slump
and
this
has
a
big
butt
maybe
it's
the
butt
to
mention
that
we've
seen
before
and
Schwing
probably
not
to
Wayne's
World
and
then
in
the
lower
right
corner
screwby
something
flew
be
doop
yeah
probably
another
one
of
these
nonsense
words
it
just
to
roil
it
just
likes
improvised
Randa
Tron
sends
them
all
on
random
bits
of
Estes
eats
precious
brand
diapers
and
vomits
groceries
and
then
does
one-handed
push-ups
on
the
roof
then
shrill
aquiver
runs
in
circles
on
a
polar
icecap
Tuscola
puts
a
turkey
in
the
freezer
then
bakes
the
fridge
items
morty
subscribes
to
a
boring
looking
history
of
new
york
podcast
and
professor
poopy
butthole
runs
a
cattle
auction
and
all
ends
with
rick
confronting
highs
to
tron
on
his
space
station
heightening
in
a
series
of
impossible
to
follow
double
crossings
reference
obviously
to
the
NORAD
AI
tic-tac-toe
climax
in
the
movie
war
games
and
both
heisted
ron
and
brandon
tron
are
voiced
by
dan
harmon
all
the
commentary
about
how
robotic
and
formulaic
hi
sorry's
coming
from
his
voice
directly
morty
makes
his
pitch
meeting
at
netflix
which
looks
exactly
like
the
exterior
of
Netflix's
actual
sunset
bronson
office
in
hollywood
and
hallways
there
are
posters
netflix
your
movie
here
and
weirder
stuff
three
four
yes
stranger
things
three
but
we
learned
morty
losing
interest
in
his
own
pitch
was
all
an
inception
style
heist
by
rick
who
waits
outside
on
a
ship
just
like
how
brad
pitt
waits
for
clooney
outside
the
prison
at
the
end
of
Ocean's
eleven
to
give
him
a
ride
and
Rick
eats
a
lollipop
throughout
this
episode
as
a
nod
to
Pitt
in
that
movie
who's
always
eating
candy
and
junk
food
in
every
scene
and
finally
in
the
post-credits
scene
ex-professor
poopy
butthole
realizes
that
Rick
must
have
trained
to
all
the
students
karate
to
attack
him
and
they
see
dark
storm
clouds
forming
on
the
horizon
and
Rick
says
could
be
a
twister
upon
not
just
for
a
tornado
but
coming
additional
twist
oh
wow
Morty
twists
a
Rubik's
Cube
last
episode
similarly
ended
with
gathering
storm
clouds
we'll
see
if
this
storm
on
the
horizon
and
is
indicating
some
darkness
looming
in
on
upcoming
episodes
the
next
episode
won't
come
out
for
another
two
weeks
in
December
but
they
will
be
titled
claw
and
hoarder
special
victims
Morty
probably
a
murder
mystery
SVU
episode
and
rattle
star
Rick
lactic
ax
a
Battlestar
Galactica
episode
so
let
me
know
what
you
think
this
post-credit
scene
could
be
referencing
in
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thanks to Grandma you are finally one step closer to your dream of eSports domination she just gave you her old computer you know the one she bought it seven years ago on clearance but that's not important all that matters it's you've got your valor and invite and you are ready to tear up the battlefield there's just one small problem your new computer is really really slow so it's time for a quick and dirty upgrade on the cheap brought to you by glass wire instantly see your current and past network activity detect malware and luck excuse me well that's does deep and lock badly behaving apps on your PC or Android device use all four codes to get 25% off glassware at the link block excuse me it truly is a fantastic time to be a PC gamer pretty much all the biggest games in the world right now can be enjoyed on relatively attainable hardware and ok your grandma might not be the type to bequeath to you a PC mine sure isn't but we specifically chose this machine because it is the kind of thing but even if it wasn't given to them a student could obtain for him or herself without spending a lot of money and we also saw a pretty reasonable upgrade path for it so we run with the delightfully mediocre dell optiplex 90/10 a newer version of the classic grade l tower of yester decade now poke around the insides we've got a core i7 3770 now that's not the unlocked a variant but quite honestly if not going to be doing it here overclocking on this dell special motherboard anyway - 4 gig sticks of sk hynix pc 3 1600 megahertz memory ok ooh woof steady GT 640 graphics card oh that is nasty oh wow this might actually use a standard Bears play moment of truth here we go man I do not miss hard drives look at this even the images for the shortcuts on the desktop take like 18 minutes to load in let's start with something it should be able to handle it let's play some legal legends huh well I finally got in and now that I did dang it's running just fine look at that hundred and fifty hundred and seventy FPS I always forget just how easy it is to run this cable hmm we're getting dips though I mean that is sort of a function of this being barely up to spec hardware I'm seeing some stutters as I'm panning the camera around a little bit certainly better than I would expect any other modern game to run on what was a bad video card you know seven eight years ago and it's definitely playable I mean you're probably gonna you know you're probably gonna get ganked at some point if I'm my terminology right because of a leg spike but you know it is what it is all right so this games running and aside from some chug it's running pretty well this says that 1080p medium quality finishing loading it needs a separate screen for finishing loading that's how you know you're using a hard drive all right let's go boys wow this is not as good an experience definitely running at a lower frame right now not to the point where I'd say it interferes with my ability to play the game though like this is still a solid you know 45 to 55 somewhere in that range FPS it's usable one thing I haven't noticed is never mind there it goes okay it's it's chugging it's struggling is that GPUs fan even spinning oh yeah that's working okay oh oh there's a hero wait I'm a hero are you a hero Oh what there was another hero there he was hiding how is the easy AI so smart okay well anyway that's enough of that game wow it's really chugging we're getting down as low as 30 plus FPS but those frame times you can really see them spiking so just cuz you've got 30 FPS doesn't mean that you're actually getting reasonable frame times and every time your frame times jump that's when you feel like a lag or a or a spike or like a stutter okay hey partner how we doing here bud oh we're not doing so good neat yeah man yeah and we're dead well that was quick what is this a shotgun a coat the fuddy pal how does that work oh lordy I died um how many rounds do I have to play I joined a server so I could benchmark a graphics card I'm trying to quit and it's like hey you're harming the experience of the other players you shouldn't do that how long do I have to play this for what yeah so it's whichever team gets to 13 first 13 I'm not playing 13 rounds with it who's got time for this I think one of my teammates is already gone because they're just standing at the spawn so could I could I guilt free leave at that point okay cool I mean they're probably gone because I'm terrible so it's still my fault all right thanks if anyone asks why I bailed on the match imma let them know Colton said it's okay for fun we're gonna try something a little more demanding we've got pub G running at 1080p sort of because the render scale is 70% of 1080p and we've got everything cranked to very low okay that is not a lot of FPS and this is not a good looking game at all though I can barely even tell where like the towns are in fairness to the GT 640 this looks terrible but is running relatively smoothly when boys run now there's a dated reference oh oh oh oh why would you do that what's wrong with you oh okay well there you have it unsurprisingly almost all the games we tried we're at least functional if we were willing to sacrifice visual quality on our GT 640 so if all you want to do is play these games then go ahead and check out the eBay links below and get out of here just just go for it however if you were hoping to turn the details up too high or get a smoother experience in the games because what we noticed was that even the ones that were running at high FPS were stuttering and hitching a lot of the time you're gonna want to watch on step number one is definitely for the sake of my sanity to install a bloody SSD in this thing let's get it shut down here going from a spinning disk to a solid-state drive is a monumental improvement now one terabyte SATA SSD from a well-known brand is gonna run you about $100 these days but if don't need that much capacity which you might not and you're willing to just kind of take a gamble there are some deals out there just make sure that you grab something with a dram cache so for example the fatty dog racing 120 gig that we checked out recently that did turn out to have a D round cache only cost us 20 bucks now in terms of mounts well this case is pretty old it doesn't have two and a half inch mounts but the good news is that SSDs don't have any moving parts and we can just chuck it there now for system memory eight gigs of ram might be enough if all you're gonna do is play basic games with pretty much nothing running in the background but a cheap brand name 16 gig kit like this HyperX fury set that we had on hand will go a long way towards running more demanding games and improving multitasking eBay Craigslist and Facebook marketplace are all good places to find fantastic deals on ddr3 from people who are upgrading whether it's to rise in or something from Intel right now now we were lucky our cheapo dell motherboard happens to have 4 memory slots so if all we wanted with 16 gigs of ram we could just slot in two more 4 gig sticks and it's off to the races but we don't have any matching memory and we want the best chance that compatibility here so what we're gonna do is what a lot of people would have to do because they might end up with a motherboard that only has two slots on it is we're gonna take out what we've got and we're gonna replace it with our new round as for the GT 640 graphics card in here it's pretty tired in fairness to it it was born tired as soon as you fire up something much more demanding than League of Legends you know it starts to struggle the good news though is that the core i7 3770 cpu in here is still a very competent gaming processor even to this day so we can add a lot of graphics muscle to this machine before our CPU becomes the bottleneck as long as we stay within reason our GPU upgrade ambitions are going to be somewhat limited by the 275 watt power supply that's included with our system and while could add a new power supply especially with this system that does seem to use standard ATX by the time we add a power supply we're getting dangerously close to new system kind of money and besides opening up that can of worms can cause more problems than it solves even some proprietary motherboards that look standard might have different pin outs or specialty connectors for example that make them a hassle to deal with now we did go secondhand for our memory and that is totally an option for graphics something like a GTX 960 is a great choice for under $70 but if we want to max out our machine without having to upgrade our power supply the to GPU options for the most FPS / power consumption are the gtx 1650 super so this one right here is a hundred watts and starts at about a hundred and seventy dollars and the gtx 1660 TI this is 120 watts and starts around the 250 dollar mark now since both of these graphics cards require external power and this power supply doesn't have pci express power connectors we're going to use these SATA 2 6 pin adapters i know the same molex to SATA lose all your data etc etc it's such a butt either of these cards is gonna pull 75 watts from the PCI Express slot leaving less than the 50 Watts that the SATA connector can handle to be drawn over the PCI Express cable so we should be fine now I'm gonna install the 16 60 TI because the point of this video is to show you guys with some choice upgrades what a machine like this can be capable of but if you don't have the budget for that right now you can always get something else for now and then pick up one of these later on down the line once they fall in price another point by the way guys if you don't have any extra power available or you were only able to find one of those half-height desktops you do still have an option the GTX 60 and 50 has a low-profile variant this one's from ZOTAC that does not require any external power making it a simple drop in upgrade and most of the time they'll include a low profile bracket so you can install it in one of those slim towers now here we are half an hour later and depending on what kind of deals you can scrounge the cost of a game console or even less and we are ready to boot up our system with that next gen technology of solid-state man I can already tell how much more responsive this thing is just from opening up control panels like a resizing windows makes a big difference let's kick it off with League of Legends shall we see how long this game takes to load on our SSD Wow I bet I could even have Chrome open in the background LTT store.com get your water bottles here get ladies the classic stealth hoody processor t-shirt wow we are right up against our FPS cap here how about no FPS cap how about that anything of that all right a 370 of pillows and you can see as I'm scrolling around here we're not getting those those judders and stutters and see that it's nice and smooth even though I'm recording at only 30fps you can still tell there's a market difference wow those frame times three milliseconds 300 fps in the loading screen now that shouldn't be that impressive but compared to what we saw last time it is well that really is a lot better we're ripping around on the map at what 250 frames per second it really is amazing how much game these old 3rd gen core i5s and i7s have in them even in modern titles like this what a difference not only is it running way smoother like you can just tell but we've actually turned the details up to medium so the game looks a lot better as well view distance in particular in this game makes a big difference to your potential success so the bottom line is you pair a machine like this up with an inexpensive 120 or 144 Hertz display in a decent Mouse and you're gonna be clicking heads all day long and games like valent and csgo and even getting a pretty darn good experience in heavier titles now the thing is this setup isn't gonna make you a better gamer only you can do that but as we explored an hour does FPS make you a better gamer series it will make it easier for you to get better now even if you don't go for the GPU upgrade for grandma's old rig I would still recommend the SSD one just because it will make the experience that much better as you're rising through the ranks and the later titles on a really tight budget so if you guys liked this video maybe hit that subscribe button to see us upcycle an old laptop into a pretty snazzy home theater PC I don't remember actually green lighting that project Nikolas but apparently we're doing it now and we're also doing this segue to our sponsor blink hist thank you for sponsoring today's video bleakest is the app that takes the best insights and info from thousands of non-fiction books and convinces them into just 15 minutes it's basically like speed reading without the annoying learning to speed read part you can listen to audio summaries or read them for yourself in a 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there's more on tick tock than just people dancing and these tick tocks will really freak you out number 18 a tick tock user named look dejan's for you is obsessed with summoning spirits and this time it really might have worked he says something in the mirror and then this wide-eyed fiend appears right behind him only to vanish when he turns around at first it looks like it might have been somebody standing on the other side of the mirror but when the light hits them you can tell they are both in the same room later he is looking down a hall through a hole in the door where the knob once was i want you to remember the unique shape of this water pattern because it is going to be important later okay so he is looking down the hall oh a second look through the hole reveals nothing and when he turns around he is shocked to find he is in the exact same hall he was just looking down water pattern and all it's like he teleported number 17. it's literally raining like never before in this video a quick look up reveals a cloudy sky in little elves certainly nothing to explain why this small patch of street is getting all wet numerous people look up expecting to see a source and are surprised to see nine nobody is carrying an umbrella because well it isn't raining at least not where they are standing number 15. so far we've seen many potentially haunted houses in these tick tocks but nothing compares to the paranormal events that happened in alex huff's videos she's filming a makeup tutorial in her room when a noise interrupts her it's the creaking of her closet door opening even though nobody is near the door all of a sudden when she gets up to inspect the closet it slams shut and the light above her shuts off in an instant for further proof she also films inside the closet to prove no one is inside based on her reaction i would guess that this video is a hundred percent real she genuinely looks terrified after these events takes place so either she is talented at acting or this house is haunted by something nefarious number 14 a tick-tock user named black tipt is out fishing when he catches something he has never seen before and that makes two of us some people are speculating that this is the severed tentacle of a much larger creature we're out here fishing on the deep blue and this is what we just caught look at this thing he does say he is in the middle of the deep sea so i guess anything is possible he apparently has no fear of being shocked bitten or worse as he analyzes the object with no protective gloves number thirteen seven jack records what they claim is a genuine 3am paranormal encounter sav wakes up after a bad dream with a strange urge to check on jack she says she is feeling some weird energy when suddenly picking up on this weird energy her phone picks up an eerie entity that disappears upon being discovered watch this part and tell me if you think it's editing it's a little suspicious how she centers the camera perfectly on the area where the ghost is to appear moments before it happens so some people think it might not be real number 12 this man known as the budday was one of the most popular users on the tick tock community his dances were funny at first but as he gained popularity the videos became kind of more well i guess bold would be one word you could use according to unverified rumors the following video was allegedly sent to someone who is not of age watch this and tell me if you think this is an appropriate way to use tick-tock because i definitely do not i mean you're the cute one here not me so he was reportedly banned for life from the tick-tock community for violating their terms of service but apparently he still has active accounts on other platforms number 11 kate camp records her overhead light swing back and forth they start out moving clockwise but at the end of the video they are starting to move the other way maybe she twisted up the cord on purpose to make it do this but that doesn't explain the orbs there's an especially large one here that is different from the others in size shape and speed as well real haunting are just a fake attempt in a dusty kitchen you tell me number 10 this tick-tock user has no dancing or lip-syncing just a creepy room with whispering voices on the other end of a white door with no knob the lack of a knob does not stop some force from opening and closing the door the door is fully shutting you can even hear the latch on click here finally with absolutely no edits or cuts the person recording gets up to reveal a small closet with just clothes inside number nine this tick tock video taken somewhere in india shows a mystery hidden within a window on the first floor are the curtains partially pulled back or is a figure looking out of a window late at night for no reason at all a high-powered flashlight is directly on them yet there is no detail except for its odd outline number eight a tick tock user named dixon 83 catches a paranormal experience in the kitchen which he had suspected was haunted for some time his suspicions are confirmed when his cat trots through and the closest cabinet door swings open by itself followed by what i think is a heavy exhale his cat is definitely looking directly into the cabinet at something unseen tell me what you think it was number seven paul de jesus says that he literally quit his security job after witnessing this while on surveillance first attire rolls into view which i guess someone could have done out of frame but then a backpack falls off a chair it could have been attached to a string but the video is too low quality to tell for certain so i'll leave it up to you number six caitlyn raquel is alone in her room when this shadow passes through her room without passing over her her hands are not covered by the shadow even though it walks directly in front of her number five look what happens when this ghost investigator decides to confront the spirit of a person who supposedly took another man's life in this room did you shoot that man did you shoot him because he was scared a pale figure peeks out from the doorway as soon as its presence is called upon no one seems to notice probably because it was so low is this the spirit they are looking for or just some light hitting the hall at a weird angle number four okay guys some weird stuff has been happening in my room and i feel like i need to document this safie b has a collection of haunted dolls that seem to have been moving on their own she explains how no one can be going inside to move them because she keeps her door locked during the day and after she's finished she hears this noise i haven't told you guys this but like lately i've been hearing my door rattle and it's like the movement is not coming from the door but rather from somewhere deeper within the room which she has clearly shown to be empty except for her and her dolls and soon she finds her answer no no no a solid black ouija pointer falls off the shelf and


tarkoff
giveth
and
tarkoff
taketh
sure
it
giveth
anxiety
I
love
how
this
game
is
able
to
make
you
feel
so
uncomfortable
on
so
many
levels
each
raid
you
go
into
is
a
story
for
itself
and
you've
got
choices
so
if
it's
about
the
gear
you
want
to
bring
out
and
keep
in
your
stash
to
collect
dust
that's
cool
man
but
you're
missing
the
beauty
you're
missing
all
those
moments
hey
I'm
not
saying
the
firefights
are
gonna
go
buttery
smooth
every
time
but
you
can
sure
as
hell
try
and
make
them
interesting
and
to
do
that
you
have
to
risk
and
you
have
to
risk
hard
unless
the
game
does
this
so
this
one
time
in
band
camp
I
mean
reserve
I
was
looking
for
supplies
and
buy
supplies
I
mean
people
to
kill
the
fuel
was
running
low
in
my
hideout
so
I'll
use
the
cover
of
the
night
to
sneak
into
the
train
station
little
did
I
know
that
a
goon
squad
and
their
Ferrell
leader
were
trying
to
ambush
me
and
that
was
only
the
beginning
[Music]
we
got
scab
boss
[Music]
see
death
come
on
[Music]
adds
glucose
[Music]
reload
my
dude
dangerous
thing
I
gotta
check
him
for
a
keycard
if
I
die
Oh
got
this
oh
boy
I
think
that's
it
we
got
it
with
a
pakka
and
a
night-vision
mask
I'll
caddy
man
that
was
a
good
fight
I'm
geared
so
what
should
I
do
now
I
mean
I
can
always
go
and
trigger
the
alarm
go
for
the
bunker
because
I
don't
have
a
red
rebel
I
can
keep
looting
I
didn't
find
any
fuel
but
that's
no
problem
the
greed
kicked
in
I
had
to
take
all
the
guns
because
in
that
moment
the
generator
is
gonna
be
fueled
by
a
Cades
however
there's
more
danger
and
you
know
it
I
had
to
go
for
it
[Music]
okay
then
FOC
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
okay
so
we
got
a
situation
here
this
is
what
I
was
talking
about
earlier
this
is
one
of
those
moments
now
I
could
have
extracted
it
was
an
amazing
run
so
far
I'm
full
of
blue
even
if
I'm
potentially
able
to
kill
that
guy
I'll
have
to
throw
something
I've
already
looted
to
get
his
stuff
not
about
the
gear
man
the
gear
is
just
a
side
effect
to
top
it
all
off
he's
completely
covered
he's
sitting
in
a
room
I'm
all
alone
so
there's
no
way
to
open
doors
in
both
sides
at
the
same
time
so
what
I
decided
to
do
because
you
know
the
catwalk
is
metal
throw
some
grenades
to
cover
up
my
footsteps
and
then
throw
another
one
to
cover
up
the
sound
of
me
opening
a
door
I
knew
he
was
gonna
be
ready
but
what
happened
next
[Music]
[Music]
nice
[ __ ]
yeah
dude
okay
so
we
got
all
those
[ __ ]
guards
to
loot
what
are
you
doing
to
me
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
it's
another
dude
oh
my
god
[Music]
GG's
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
wait
who's
the
guy
with
the
m4
then
okay
so
every
[ __ ]
Reserve
Run
is
filled
with
rats
apparently
I'm
miss
like
because
it
jumped
in
my
[ __ ]
seat
and
I
switch
to
the
other
a
K
luckily
it
had
ammo
in
it
wait
that
was
one
rat
but
I
did
hear
an
m4
unless
that
was
a
scab
guard
you
know
yeah
I'm
pretty
sure
we
got
another
rat
to
find
dude
the
m4
guy
this
is
Carrie
right
here
a
player's
gab
we
got
merge
two
designs
and
a
hat
promise
to
make
more
and
I've
listened
to
your
guys's
advice
there's
honey
badger
merch
incoming
so
yeah
if
he
could
stop
with
the
why
didn't
you
have
merger
earlier
I
don't
know
I
can
tell
me
one
thing
though
the
quality
is
awesome
if
you
happen
to
buy
some
for
yourself
make
sure
to
take
a
photo
and
tag
me
on
Twitter
and
if
he's
still
doubt
you're
gonna
look
good
you
look
good
dude
walking
around
town
gaming
thank
you
that
is
not
our
guy
no
way
in
hell
that's
that's
our
guy
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
are
you
[ __ ]
kidding
me
you
guys
know
what's
up
that's
gay
bastard
[Applause]
well
yeah
[Applause]
well
how's
the
scab
boss
Yesi
now
we
drop
a
sign
my
name
[Music]
you
got
a
go
do
you
leave
me
alone
[Music]
alright
yeah
three
minutes
we
got
to
fight
through
the
Raiders
come
on
Raiders
Oh
Lord
[Music]
hello
hello
[Music]
did
he
see
me
so
a
three
man
don't
know
if
I
killed
the
third
guy
no
needs
though
that's
the
three
man
I've
got
a
fourth
guy
I
think
we're
good
yeah
we're
good
nice
good
fight
guys
you
gotta
appreciate
the
gun
aesthetics
man
oh
look
at
this
bad
boy
oh
holy
[ __ ]
and
you
got
the
mechanism
[Music]
[ __ ]
what
I
do
drop
your
rake
a
hell
no
dude
it's
my
case
it's
my
gun
a
baby
gotta
appreciate
the
gun
[Music]
GG
should
want
to
work
together
good
yes
yes
I
do
I
do
I
so
much
yeah
fail
fail
my
boy
[Music]
ah
splendid
[Music]
hey
we're
dehydrating
good
well
I'm
gonna
hope
that
these
two
dudes
have
a
drink
or
two
and
it
ain't
looking
good
fella's
looking
good
[ __ ]
not
good
for
the
record
I'm
done
trying
to
make
you
uncomfortable
but
you
ain't
Rock
world
and
stuff
for
you
for
the
rest
live
on
me
going
hard
for
the
record
ain't
trial
ain't
no
China
wish
for
the
break
right
for
the
record
for
the
record
for
the
record
been
alone
nice
dr
i
got
our
price
of
y'all
and
snake
eyes
on
thanks
for
your
chosen
so
i
see
are
frozen
eighty-six
party
hey
i
begin
a
bar
today
got
lost
in
the
pause
and
age
I'm
flipping
the
bars
just
an
all
record
off
record
i
still
cal
wince
when
they
dad
it
all
break
it
off


oh boy the fat kid in me is very excited right now because we are gonna be making hot chocolate and I have a bit of a sweet tooth and today we're gonna be making three different recipes all different and all delicious and you know we're gonna be boozing these up a little bit all right let's get to it the first one is going to technically gonna be a hot cocoa because it's made with cocoa powder so get yourself some high-quality cocoa and add two tablespoons or about 13 grams into a saucepan now because the good cocoa powder comes typically unsweetened we're gonna have to add a little sugar so add 1.5 tablespoons or 18 grams of granulated sugar pinch assaults gonna help bring out some of that sweetness and then we're gonna add one cup or about 235 mils of whole milk I've spent the last 10 minutes trying to think of a whisk joke and I have nothing just mix it up and heat it up once heated to a sufficient temperature then you're going to pour it into a mug that you bought for yourself this is gonna make one serving so no sharing with the kids especially because we're about to boost this up a little bit with 1.5 ounces or 45 mils of a dark rum and now this is optional but highly recommended do about a quarter ounce or 7 mils of creme de menthe a mint liqueur throw on a couple marshmallows and if you're fancy with a brulee torch go ahead and fire them up oh all right boozy hot cocoa number one Cheers once you maneuver around the marshmallows this is absolutely fantastic it is thick it is rich the slight mint flavor is delicious it is way better than any of that pre-mixed crap and make sure you leave no marshmallow behind all right we are moving on from hot cocoa to hot chocolate specifically Mexican hot chocolate you typically find it in these tabs so we're gonna take one half tab or 46 grams combine that with two cups of milk about 470 milliliters keep that up until the chocolate is entirely melted and we're gonna pour it into one of these Irish coffee mugs to get the Fiesta going we're gonna add one ounce or 30 mils of reposado tequila and then another ounce or 30 mils of this uncho raised uncho chili liqueur which is delicious give that a quick stir and then we're gonna top this with some homemade whipped cream and this is super simple just take a shaker tin fill it with some heavy whipped cream and then just shake it up until you stop hearing it slosh around then we're just gonna pour it over the back of the spoon on top like this and that's gonna give us a nice little canvas to dust a little freshly grated cinnamon over the top okay this is looking pretty tasty at this point I want to get my moustache in here let's give it a taste salud then right away you're hit with that cinnamon aroma because of the cinnamon and oh god yes this is so good so thick it's just a hint of spiciness you could probably even amp up the spiciness a bit with some chili powder if you want it but this is excellent the ancho chili flavor is really subtle but it's there and the tequila is very smooth highly recommend this one all right this last one has a special place in my heart because it revolves around one of my favorite liqueurs the herbal green chartreuse which pairs very well with chocolate all right let's get our cocoa going first we're gonna need two tablespoons or about 26 grams of unsweetened cocoa powder and then two cups or about 470 mils of whole milk give that a little pinch of salt and then bring the milk and cocoa powder to a simmer over medium high heat and still no whisk joke then we're gonna finely chopped four ounces or about 110 grams of semi-sweet chocolate here I'm using 70% cacao get all that good stuff in there and you could just sit here and wait for it to melt but I say don't risk it go ahead and whisk it nice now here I'm gonna make some more whipped cream but using an EC whipper now you can use the same method as before but here I'm gonna add one cup or about 230 mils of heavy whipping cream to the device and then I'm gonna take the vanilla simple syrup from our hot toddy video and add about half an ounce or 15 mils now if you don't have this you can use about half an ounce of simple syrup and maybe a teaspoon of vanilla I'm also going to hit this with about four dashes of black walnut bitters to give out some nutty flavor I'm gonna seal it tight give it a little shake and then add one nitrous oxide container one more shake for good measure and then put that in the fridge this will make two servings so pour half the hot coco into a warmed Irish coffee mug and to booze it up let's add the green chartreuse one and a half ounces or about 45 mils quick stir and then let's stop with the whipped cream the nitrous-oxide charger makes this come out like ready-whip and it's gonna be a lot more firm than the shaker tin method and if we didn't have enough chocolate already let's just shave some on top of the whipped cream and give this a taste this whipped cream is so thick I basically have to take a bite out of it here and wow it's so good the chocolate is unbelievably rich and that herbal green chartreuse comes through really well all of these drinks are excellent but I think this one is the winner and big thanks to Ray Con for sponsoring this video first thing I notice about the rake on earbuds is that they're about half the price of any other premium wireless earbuds on the market and they sound just as amazing this here is their latest model the e25 and it is great it's got six hours of playtime really seamless bluetooth pairing it's got extra base in a more compact design that has a nice noise-isolating fit it comes in a bunch of fun colors too so been using these the past couple weeks and they're just fantastic the fit is really snug and discreet they never fall out when I'm running on the treadmill and for how small and discreet they are I'm just amazed at how much sound you can get out of them now if you want to get access to Ray cons Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals just click the link in the description below alright I hope you all enjoyed this video if you are looking to do any shopping for cocktail related equipment or a cocktail books I have an Amazon page that links to all of my recommended equipment and you can buy it through Amazon Prime this includes my recommended glassware ice ball mold shaker tins everything I use


attention
gamers
every
time
a
new
season
of
league
of
legends
drops
i
basically
turn
into
one
of
those
fortnight
fetish
eight-year-olds
eagerly
waiting
for
my
world
to
revolve
around
increasing
an
arbitrary
number
as
if
lp
will
solve
all
my
problems
and
year
after
year
i
am
just
astonished
at
the
exorbitant
amount
of
my
life
i
spend
striving
to
be
average
at
a
game
that
infuriates
me
on
a
daily
basis
but
when
that
day
rolled
around
this
year
the
day
where
my
free
time
would
be
thrown
in
prison
incarcerated
while
i
int
and
then
explain
about
why
it
wasn't
my
fault
i
had
a
different
mindset
this
would
be
my
year
i
now
had
an
army
of
naked
ass
eskimos
behind
me
i
had
a
master
tear
jungler
at
my
side
along
with
both
my
wards
that
snuggle
up
in
there
together
at
all
times
and
i
had
the
positive
mindset
needed
to
stay
tilt
proof
until
i
played
my
first
ranked
game
so
fast
forward
through
me
having
to
remind
myself
that
i
was
excited
for
this
but
i
eventually
regrouped
and
it
was
still
early
i
had
won
my
second
game
due
to
the
other
team
having
the
extra
chromy
tony
and
i
was
also
switching
things
up
by
trying
mid
because
being
down
in
the
bot
lane
as
an
adc
was
basically
like
being
tethered
to
an
obese
dead
hog
during
a
marathon
so
i
quickly
issued
the
block
to
that
[ __ ]
by
avoiding
that
roll
this
game
and
locking
in
project
ice
cube
for
an
enjoyable
feed
free
experience
psych
my
team's
prom
queen
and
gary
the
gator
got
a
bit
too
competitive
in
a
league
classic
whose
stupider
contest
paired
with
a
kda
varus
who
under
further
inspection
proved
to
be
the
unsung
hero
of
suck
ass
villain
once
again
i
fell
victim
to
what
will
hereby
be
referred
to
as
solo
queue
syndrome
and
when
this
happens
to
you
your
best
bet
is
to
take
a
breather
put
on
some
music
lean
back
and
listen
to
a
robot
wrap
some
mad
bars
i've
got
a
aaa
game
in
my
pocket
raid
shadow
legend
500
champs
to
collect
a
that's
impressive
and
every
single
one
of
those
champs
has
a
skill
tree
and
millions
of
artifacts
to
collect
no
really
it's
free
to
play
and
that's
a
good
price
on
mobile
and
pc
play
anywhere
you'd
like
it's
the
perfect
time
to
do
it
the
new
update's
looking
nice
it's
so
good
that
i
might
download
it
twice
let
me
tell
you
about
it
the
doomed
tower
has
120
floors
with
a
bunch
of
secret
rooms
to
explore
12
crazy
bosses
you
can
go
to
war
you
can
get
it
now
what
are
you
waiting
for
you
can
catch
me
on
a
mission
getting
gems
so
much
to
do
i
don't
know
where
to
spend
insane
updates
so
the
content
never
ends
join
a
guild
and
get
it
cracking
with
your
friends
i'm
telling
you
you
don't
know
what
you're
missing
go
ahead
and
click
the
link
in
the
description
as
a
new
player
you
get
tons
of
gifts
when
you
do
here
listen
to
a
few
you
get
a
void
champion
bulwar
50
gems
xp
boost
all
free
no
work
not
to
mention
energy
boosts
you
even
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an
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all
of
you
clads
and
chads
that
put
up
with
me
and
my
ads
thank
you
for
your
service
to
the
rav
and
to
the
rest
of
you
out
there
posting
timestamps
and
my
comments
please
politely
lick
a
piss
puddle
you
ask
balancor
and
let's
get
into
this
cancer
pit
of
a
game
okay
right
off
the
bat
we
hop
into
shen's
pov
to
meet
our
toy
story
renekton
and
i
don't
know
who
died
and
made
him
king
of
dumb
bitchberg
but
you
can't
deny
he
was
representing
that
throne
well
as
you
see
him
slurping
up
his
[ __ ]
potion
to
recover
from
the
fact
that
he
just
got
cropped
dust
disoriented
under
tower
but
a
combination
of
him
clearly
suffering
from
short-term
memory
loss
and
our
jungler
being
in
the
area
has
impositioning
in
a
way
that
just
screams
taunt
me
and
take
me
home
dad
as
he
gets
the
shaft
and
shen
gets
the
sack
of
cash
so
then
the
blind
kickboxer
decides
to
test
his
luck
in
my
lane
and
since
i
am
like
a
horny
[ __ ]
for
receiving
ganks
i
don't
hesitate
to
call
myself
a
claw
cabin
to
danger
so
that
i
can
superglue
inspector
gadget
to
the
ground
but
i
get
stunned
in
his
area
52
bubble
and
it's
looking
like
another
wasted
gank
until
i
am
informed
that
some
sexy
stalker
has
a
crush
on
me
and
since
scantily
clad
scorpions
are
kind
of
my
type
i
stick
around
to
see
if
i
can
get
lucky
and
thanks
to
a
sonic
[ __ ]
into
some
blind
burst
we
get
the
first
kill
and
then
i
hit
a
flash
freeze
dad
fat
ass
combo
to
secure
the
two
for
one
right
back
to
the
unfortunate
reality
that
my
top
laner
just
loves
giving
people
the
perfect
scenarios
to
say
see
you
later
alligator
as
he
is
just
about
as
wrongfully
pushed
up
as
a
fat
dude's
tits
in
a
victoria's
secret
bra
and
big
surprise
the
kda
titty
twister
enters
the
area
to
play
a
quick
game
of
follow
the
flashing
leader
before
collecting
payment
for
her
services
so
ignoring
the
tilt-inducing
top
half
of
the
map
i
decide
to
go
see
why
my
lane
opponent
is
probing
his
thumb
around
an
unwelcome
[ __ ]
unfortunately
for
our
team
he
doesn't
get
any
of
the
prized
poo
but
i
still
deem
it
a
killable
offense
and
cube
scoot
my
way
in
for
the
sleigh
but
i
didn't
dress
up
like
a
levitating
futuristic
ice
cap
just
to
go
sit
in
my
lane
so
i
come
straight
bot
for
a
little
over
the
shrub
scouting
planning
to
rip
off
my
hand
swell
it
up
then
use
it
as
a
teleportation
device
to
ask
kaiser
where
she
plans
on
going
unless
it's
back
to
base
and
then
her
dead
[ __ ]
ghost
then
joins
us
in
slapping
her
little
simp
kitten
and
this
prompts
us
to
march
out
of
there
like
we
own
the
place
single
file
line
like
a
big
dick
posse
of
kindergartners
marching
into
the
river
when
surprise
it's
mr
fashionably
late
to
the
party
sorry
couldn't
get
my
shirt
over
this
obnoxious
erect
arm
growing
out
of
my
back
so
i
dabble
with
death
a
bit
and
then
slide
back
in
for
the
steel
and
you
probably
think
damrav
you
should
work
at
state
farm
because
you
are
just
like
a
good
neighbor
always
there
for
these
bottom
feeders
and
while
that's
true
the
second
daddy
had
to
go
back
to
work
they
get
themselves
into
some
oopsie
whoopsie
on
a
dumb
ass
as
morg's
q
finds
a
wild
sex
ant
before
the
part
of
her
brain
that
controls
judgment
seemingly
leaves
the
room
to
take
a
[ __ ]
as
she
backpedals
into
danger
not
once
but
twice
which
results
in
win
fight
buttons
being
pressed
are
morg
being
laid
to
rest
as
rift
alexa
says
something
that
makes
me
depressed
but
don't
worry
i
am
sure
our
lego
land
loser
lizard
will
make
us
all
feel
better
as
he
comes
in
just
asking
for
the
excalibur
dance
floor
so
he
can
get
his
rave
on
with
a
roid
enema
and
it's
looking
pretty
good
until
he
decides
to
dash
straight
into
danger
cuz
trades
are
always
worth
in
this
elo
as
he
assures
us
that
some
douchey
armadillo
approves
of
his
actions
and
then
right
back
to
the
bot
lane
to
witness
yet
another
scavenger
hunt
for
missing
brain
cells
and
at
first
when
it
appears
to
be
a
2v2
i
am
all
for
this
edging
with
death
slap
my
ass
till
it
tickles
type
of
cat
and
mouse
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
but
when
morg
discovers
the
creepy
tom
and
still
sticks
around
to
bloodbathe
her
prisoner
like
a
true
morgana
syndrome-ridden
pepe
guy
you
already
know
she
deserved
what
she
got
here
but
not
to
fear
icyivy
is
here
on
the
back
end
of
that
non-apologetic
[ __ ]
fest
to
hire
my
oversized
hand
once
again
to
uber
me
and
so
i
can
distribute
some
frozen
feet
as
an
appetizer
to
stone
cold
murder
now
as
we
head
back
up
north
my
main
homeboy
albert
einstein
once
defined
insanity
as
doing
the
same
thing
over
and
over
again
and
expecting
different
results
and
i
believe
that
plastic
renekton
here
could
be
clinically
diagnosed
as
insane
based
off
of
that
definition
alone
then
i
am
mid
trying
not
to
stand
too
close
to
the
bubble-wrapped
bride
so
i
don't
catch
a
case
of
the
stupids
and
in
this
situation
i
would
think
finishing
the
tower
would
be
the
obvious
priority
but
she
would
rather
touch
a
butt
and
be
forced
to
run
around
yelling
bloody
murder
while
i
finish
the
job
myself
before
making
a
kda
[ __ ]
popsicle
as
a
hopeless
attempt
to
bail
her
out
but
hey
who
cares
if
an
evelyn
gets
free
gold
right
it's
not
like
this
is
season
11
and
she
can
just
enter
a
2v1
politely
ask
me
where
all
my
health
went
and
still
get
out
in
time
for
[ __ ]
jeopardy
let's
check
back
in
on
the
red
team's
other
walking
investment
account
and
one
look
at
this
setup
and
i
just
know
i
will
need
some
paper
towels
and
sure
enough
this
overgrown
geico
casts
his
old
seemingly
just
to
make
the
turret
attack
him
and
i
swear
to
god
if
this
guy
was
any
more
inbred
he
would
be
a
sandwich
and
so
there's
no
surprise
that
his
actions
land
him
back
in
black
and
white-screened
prison
leaving
the
blind
kickboxer
in
a
situation
that
not
even
rocky
balboa
could
persevere
through
and
then
i
get
a
glimpse
of
that
bruised
bride
on
her
way
up
to
the
crime
scene
and
i
am
just
like
whoa
whoa
why
don't
you
think
they've
just
been
given
enough
gold
you
dumb
[ __ ]
so
i
head
up
as
team
babysitter
to
make
sure
when
she
inevitably
runs
into
what
just
killed
half
my
team
i
can
at
least
turn
one
of
them
into
a
dead
[ __ ]
smoothie
and
hopefully
deter
the
others
from
getting
any
ideas
then
like
a
multiple
food
shelter
volunteer
our
top
has
traveled
to
a
new
location
to
feed
people
as
he
decides
douche
dashing
into
a
three-on-one
is
the
prudent
decision
in
times
like
this
proving
once
again
why
people
shouldn't
reproduce
with
their
cousins
because
it
results
in
players
like
this
anyways
we
are
all
gathered
to
play
a
game
of
fap
to
the
flapping
dragon
and
my
thought
process
here
was
that
if
i
was
acting
the
part
of
the
pinata
in
front
of
four
of
them
then
my
team
could
handle
the
one
left
over
but
wait
gary
the
gator
was
on
a
different
planet
and
our
pissy
prom
queen
was
like
farming
chickens
or
some
[ __ ]
so
needless
to
say
i
was
torn
a
new
anus
worthy
of
needing
stitches
and
only
then
did
team
purple
pimple
popper
decide
that
they
wanted
to
fight
as
more
greeds
hard
for
the
pink
ward
to
make
it
an
even
trade
but
fall
short
as
you
see
plasma
paddy
thigh
gap
grope
the
useless
legolas
owen
just
for
some
background
plot
development
this
bitch's
ass
must
have
been
jealous
of
the
amount
of
[ __ ]
coming
out
of
her
mouth
all
game
and
you
pair
this
with
the
fact
that
she
was
just
like
magnetic
to
making
bad
decisions
and
damn
make
a
mold
out
of
this
hoe
because
she
is
the
most
stereotypical
solo
cute
teammate
out
there
i
see
some
forest
finagling
going
on
between
the
blind
boxer
and
the
sex
fetish
insect
who
doesn't
like
to
be
seen
so
seems
like
a
great
match
but
she
gets
cold
feet
and
starts
to
flee
so
i
give
her
a
cold
treat
to
kill
with
glee
then
i
see
miss
bubble
wrap
[ __ ]
titties
stuck
in
the
middle
of
a
bad
decision
so
i
say
alexa
call
me
a
claw
cab
into
danger
and
all
i
want
to
say
is
that
when
i
play
this
champ
i
make
freeze
whipping
their
team
look
effort
lis
actually
this
was
like
my
second
time
playing
project
hypothermia
but
it
worked
out
here
considering
even
my
[ __ ]
nugget
of
a
top
laner
walked
away
with
a
kill
there
but
what
i
didn't
realize
was
that
morgue
was
doing
speed
runner
trials
to
hold
the
record
for
fastest
base
to
dead
[ __ ]
in
the
river
title
and
you
honestly
can't
fault
her
focus
toward
accomplishing
such
an
unwavering
commitment
to
being
the
champion
of
her
sport
she
even
tried
a
second
time
a
few
minutes
later
meanwhile
i'm
over
here
like
an
ice
cube
on
a
mission
sweating
so
hard
i'm
about
to
melt
doing
things
like
saying
surprise
inspector
gadget
you
a
dead
[ __ ]
now
but
it
makes
it
hard
to
celebrate
the
small
wins
when
the
just
obnoxiously
large
losses
in
the
form
of
plastic
feeder
renekton
are
on
your
team
not
to
mention
that
my
support
was
just
insistent
on
being
more
mispositioned
than
a
lactose
intolerant
living
in
wisconsin
only
to
later
justify
her
actions
as
being
the
fault
of
the
team
for
just
not
knowing
how
to
play
until
she
defers
to
the
final
flaccid
statement
of
gg
but
this
renekton
wasn't
about
to
give
up
no
not
when
there
are
still
hungry
people
on
the
other
team
who
need
to
be
served
some
gator
bites
and
beside
big
ol
rav
just
got
a
pick
so
he
must
do
everything
in
his
diminished
power
to
make
it
somehow
not
worth
and
i
gotta
say
it
is
just
impossible
to
underestimate
this
dude
so
i'm
just
going
to
leave
it
at
that
oh
and
then
morg
put
her
ass
on
the
line
for
a
pink
ward
again
and
turns
out
that
line
was
lethal
as
well
but
just
in
case
her
kba
wasn't
just
utterly
repugnant
enough
she
got
shaft
slapped
in
base
one
more
time
before
the
game
unsurprisingly
ended
in
a
fat
l
for
your
boy
where
the
enemy
you
me
out
damaged
half
my
team
solo
q
syndrome
at
its
finest
rav
out
how
can
i
carry
when
rift
alexa
won't
stop


we're going to renovate a house from a hoarder and today we're gonna take a tour hi I'm Ben she's my sister and today we're going to were Jesse's new home that we just bought Jesse is now a homeowner and we haven't done a lot of remodeling content before on homemade modern but now that now that we have a house I mean first time for everything right so you want to make sure you subscribe to her Channel what's it called it's called I guess it right and so she's gonna be basically remodeling this kind of is it fair to say don't ya I mean I think the official term is dumpster fire dumpster fire yeah so be sure to check out our channel she's gonna be doing a full remodel of this house but for now let's look at what she has to work with so you got that nice little archway yeah I'm thinking I'm actually building a bigger better archway like something out of a lot of the materials that you see we reenact the Oregon Trail it's not even the only wagon also so it looks like the fence needs some work so a lot of probably the metal junk you could use and take apart yeah I mean it's in it's an interesting shape let's just say that so the house has been abandoned for about five years I think and you haven't opened the fridge yet I am never opening that fridge it's getting duct taped shut and thrown out so this is important these walls right here are not actually structural no they're false walls so definitely the fake wood paneling is gonna go and so you can keep it what to use it to make concrete molds because that's like it's like a vinyl laminate yeah so those walls are just being torn out and definitely more windows in the bedroom area less tin foil free bedding so one we're gonna have to get new windows and probably new doors yes for sure it's only about 700 square feet so it's not a big house so it won't be too intensive oh look your bathroom it has an amazing clawfoot bathtub that actually might relocate to the backyard is cast-iron it is right so and they keep a chair in it which is handy yeah you know no one wants it in the water so right here is where you can first see a little bit of the mold in the claw yeah so it's because they had this was a bathroom in a wet room but it's just all gypsum board so just the public humidity from bathing and everyday use yeah and this is also where they keep a lot of their VHS tapes so you inherited so everything came with the house so you got collected books you got copy of the ladies man you know collateral damage now I recognized a lot of these cuz they're like why shouldn't it from all different time periods just like John Wayne movies to a lot of like 80s and 90s I got flyswatter right on the wall it's very convenient okay and more mold but yeah I mean there's just so this guy collected things so like you know I just said that I was a Christmas card not pleased with that Richard Pryor VHS you are a comedy fan fantastic oh and like this was super cool that is actually a sewing table which is fantastic yeah well think that we pop that out a little bit later yeah and I say side about that so it's weird because some of the stuff is like really old but then there's stuff like that Kirkland box from Costco yeah and then there's some sort of Veliz which looks newer ish nice shape but yeah so all that's coming up also carpet in the bathroom I mean I think that's not the greatest idea security system to buy for behind the door nothing I think you just like yeah that's one thing there was a lot of mouse poop so I mean there's no way around it we got to rip everything down to the studs we insulate sealed really well we're gonna need new doors and windows we'll probably keep the bathtub but that's probably it yeah there I don't think that much of a structural is salvaged okay so here's the really exciting part the first a message from the sponsor of this video guard line security which provided a security system for Jesse's new house I was able to set up the guard line system in a matter of minutes which is huge for me because I am NOT a tech savvy person I don't want something that connects to my phone to my computer the clouds and trees and rivers and whatever I want something that runs off batteries that I can put together today which I did not only that it actually has different sounds for the different sensors so I will know if someone is in the backyard or the front yard or the side yard or the other side yard there are I think 32 chimes yeah 32 different shines and some of them are pretty fantastic [Music] once I had set up the system I installed them where I thought they would be most useful installation again super simple there are four holes and four screws screw it into something that doesn't move if you're interested in using the easiest security system that I've ever found click on the link in the description box and use the code home made modern to get 20% off in the first 24 hours all right back to the tour yeah this was I was very surprised but really excited because I love sewing machines I love old sewing machines that were still made out of metal and that is what this is if I'm thinking it's a Kenmore and it's beautiful and I don't really know anything about sewing machines but it seemed to turn pretty well so that may be making an appearance they are those things repairable you think her probably considering how old it is the the parts are probably all made out of metal and it might just need a new band and Kenmore that's like the Sears brand right yeah yeah so we got a welder that is a very old welder which is super cool and probably doesn't work but is worth a look ok so here's the front yard now what struck me is this satellite dish thing this big perforated metal thing I think that could be a really awesome umbrella or a swing yes both of those ideas are definitely on the table I think probably a shade umbrella would be better you know because it's hot and sunny but yeah another sink now the inside wasn't creepy enough but here you have like weird little shanty towns in your yard a piece of a car there yeah there are a few little outbuildings that are pretty decrepid very DIY very DIY a lot of ups gonna have to come down because it's basically gonna fall down anyways probably when I'm inside but again I feel like there's a lot of treasure in there and I just gotta get in and take a look so even before demo just sorting through set a pipeline that is a pie price I'm told it's a good one too oh and this this was super awesome it's an old workshop there's actually some old tools in there see I like that red toolbox on the left yeah as good so this is the exciting part right so this is where we work in that resto liam sponsorship with all these old metal things that need to be refurbished yeah definitely gonna take a look so I love that red toolbox in a classic shape I mean this all has to get torn down and then just all the usable stuff picked through yes no it's actually an outhouse right there gross this over here is a shower which is great there are actually a lot of water lines on the property the Plumbing's already there the plumbing is there and you know all over and the property how big is its property two and a half acres you're gonna have that's what I thought so there are water lines all over which is really great and actually it has it's hooked up for 220 so electricity is going not going to be a problem so what's the strategy with all the junk are you gonna try to reuse a lot of it I mean you can't really reuse old oil filters apparently they are recyclable you don't know that I think that there is enough stuff there you know if if the property we're a quarter of the size and and there were a quarter of amount of stuff I don't think it would be that viable but since there's so much stuff I think that I have an opportunity to actually create things out of the junk there so they'll be just like sort everything move everything to one side get rid of the absolute trash yes and then have like sort the things into like items of priority yes there are gonna be so many piles of things so apparently there was a fire on the property and there's one of the outbuildings burned down everybody we still don't know if it was like people squatting in under what and no is this messed up courgette is that plastic a metal that is all metal so that right there is what I saw in the Caribbean a lot is they would kind of make corrugated metal like shingles and then paint at different colors so I think that could be a really cool way to patch up the fence yeah I think it'll be fun to do you know just leave some of it as is but then do painted other pieces and I think that'll look really cool and then you know cast iron pan who doesn't need that and some older rims so there are a lot of rims there tire rims so many of them you're getting more into metalworking so I thought we could use the rims to make some like some like bending jigs for like bending thinner pieces of metal yes fantastic idea there make good fire pits as well yeah so breezier and I mean there are at least 20 tire rims out there it's the pile of rusty nails and some books and some book is it you know it's weird it's like books don't burn all the way through no they can't it's so super soulless yeah they blacken around the edges but you can still read the middle of the page you know it's hard to follow the story but I'm also intrigued by some of those Timbers I don't know if they're railroad ties in which case they're not probably gonna be that useful but some of them just looked like they were like 8 by 8 lumber that was burnt and if we kind of like run that plane down some of the burnt yeah it's got some super char on it I know that like that art students collage piece yeah there's there's so much property and there's only the one permanent structure and then the other small structure so I think that there's a lot of you know I'll get to build on the property like from scratch also but that's much further down the line right and so this house is in the Joshua tree area just outside of the the edge of actual Joshua Tree an area called Landers and we got it for a steal since it hadn't been occupied in about five years and this isn't a house flip this is gonna be Jesse's sort of home base we're not that big on house flip and we don't really like the idea of taking houses that are really affordable and then raising the price on them but we do like the idea of taking else that's been abandoned and no one's getting any use out of it and making it a nice home yeah I think like I like I like to start with with something and build from that because you know design isn't my strong point I just I want to get in there and fix a problem that's that's what I'm better at so this is like a river bed so this is probably the biggest area of concern we didn't see flood damage in the house but there is this wash back there so I think one the first things we'll want to do is get an excavator and really dig that out behind the fence line and I kind of also want to build like something that comes straight up out of the ground like a little a little little perch that stands above the water line I think that'd be interesting so the house is a little it's l-shaped it has a single sloped roof there's looks like three or four no it's like five or six good trees yeah they're not like beautiful trees but I think if we prune them and clean them up and it adds green to the landscape huge there's a plywood exterior plywood siding with like vertical patterns on it I think we could use that but I kind of just think tear it all off yeah I think that it's probably not in terrible shape but if we're taking it all the way down it kind of feels like why why stop at something that's okay right but yeah that area I think would make a really nice patio area maybe cover it and have a little indoor because you got two two walls with the house and then the tree kind of makes a third wall and then it opens to the backyard from there yeah and it will get great morning Sun - all right little weird the guest house looks very stable it's for Mike from modern build its that thing might just need to come all the way down yeah the Sun is you can tell that woods just shrunken up to pretty much nothing yeah although I kind of the panels and rebuild it into something maybe like a sliding door kind of a thing yeah that could be really cool do ya there's all this kind of like great aesthetic decay these old trash cans that are just just ready to crumble to nothing it's also really interesting these things to see what the case and what stays like the nylon rope just fine the galvanized steel trash can it's also weird like which plastics sort of survived UV damage yes it's I think it's kind of scary both ways some of them will just crumble in your hands but others are absolutely impenetrable and I don't know which is worse yeah so like this totally fine for your motorboat you know that wagon is pretty dope yeah there's and it's one of two wagons on site the other one looks like it so you also got a RV yes and I am really excited the body looks like it's in pretty good shape I might turn it into a sound studio oh yeah so here's a good example of the plastic that just crumbles to nothing I was really disappointed because this just is just basically like powder basically held together and I think was the base of a bar stool when I first saw it I was like oh that's a cool shape I could use that for a concrete form but meanwhile the chain length is fine it's just weird like how all this stuff came together and I'm sure as we dig through and sort through what we're gonna pick and keep it's just gonna get weirder and weirder yeah but there are there were some there were some great little hammers in there that I could actually probably use for forging and yeah there's there's treasures untold alright so what are you doing next what's the plan so the first thing that has to be done is garbage removal from the house that is the big thing that has to be done first because it is truly disgusting there's a jar of mayonnaise on the table it's five years old man age you like some aged mayonnaise grass so cleaning it out yeah figuring out what you want to keep what you want to get rid of and then from their demo demo so the the center walls the false walls those are coming down I'll pull down all the siding then check the roof the roof and the the walls to see how viable everything is so depending on that you know that's kind of be kind of the kicker of do we need to put in new framing do we need to put in new siding what do we need to do and then figure out plumbing and electrical alright so everyone can go to I guess up on YouTube and on Instagram also right so follow along check it out be sure to subscribe and thanks again to guard line for sponsoring this video and keeping your new crappy home safe yes no one can steal your junk no squatters amongst my tires alright so 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