everything
great
about
venom
has
been
sponsored
by
Wix
[Music]
[Applause]
the
black
and
white
of
the
sony
logo
are
kind
of
like
venoms
black
and
white
no
come
on
I
need
you
just
foolin
shaky-cam
amateur
camera
operator
you
know
realism
that's
Jameson
oh
good
mary
jane's
interim
boyfriend
made
it
out
alive
what
never
mind
this
symbiote
is
kind
of
a
murderous
jerk
yeah
you
love
the
body
take
over
effects
though
fixing
compound
fractures
is
a
riot
and
any
brock
sizzle
reel
montage
is
the
fastest
way
to
flood
my
brain
with
Tom's
accent
so
I
get
used
to
it
and
also
you
know
establish
my
hard
hitting
journals
can
that
could
be
the
Mayans
MC
slogan
are
you
gonna
behave
yourself
tomorrow
no
least
he's
honest
about
it
no
one
should
have
expected
anything
different
at
the
daily
clew
incident
I
would
have
gotten
away
with
it
it
wasn't
for
those
meddling
spider-man
I
can't
really
compliment
the
meaning
behind
this
choice
I
mean
I
could
make
something
up
about
the
story
not
really
being
about
these
two
and
that
Maddie's
obsession
with
the
story
supersedes
all
other
things
but
the
movie
let's
go
with
that
idea
pretty
fast
and
really
I
just
think
cutting
the
music
abruptly
rather
than
fading
it
out
slowly
is
a
fun
aesthetic
choice
that
may
have
been
just
that
fun
realistic-looking
and
career
appropriate
emails
that
are
only
on
screen
for
a
few
seconds
attention
to
detail
at
first
I
wondered
why
she
was
hobbling
around
since
the
symbiotes
had
fixed
her
leg
but
then
it
occurred
to
me
that
there
are
still
limits
to
what
the
human
body
can
do
and
if
you're
just
walking
for
miles
and
miles
eventually
you're
gonna
need
some
delicious
eel
heads
it
could
also
be
that
it
wasn't
a
perfect
match
for
Riot
so
like
a
lot
of
the
hosts
her
organs
are
failing
so
riot
is
like
a
combination
of
quill
and
spike
from
The
Last
Stand
old
moves
sony
bold
move
and
also
let's
not
forget
hella
cuz
isn't
her
sort
technically
a
symbiote
you
feel
like
your
life
is
a
one
monumentous
nope
reassurance
give
me
a
dollar
for
a
song
I
throw
in
the
paper
as
long
as
the
song
is
Amy
man
save
me
also
I
see
Claudia's
coke
addiction
got
the
best
of
her
not
even
john
c
reilly
could
save
her
okay
that's
a
lot
of
references
to
make
sure
you're
with
me
you
look
beautiful
complements
all
around
G
Jonah's
failure
of
a
rival
Barney
Bushkin
I
may
have
been
one
of
the
few
people
who
enjoyed
the
movement
of
the
symbiote
in
spider-man
3
but
Sony
up
the
game
for
this
iteration
seems
pissed
off
like
how
have
you
not
figured
out
what
I'm
compatible
with
yet
are
you
the
next
volunteer
you
know
and
Monalisa
Saperstein
is
the
reasonable
person
in
your
bad
guy
clique
that
everyone
else
is
crazy
whoever
you
are
you
suck
there
are
two
instances
in
this
movie
of
either
a
reshoot
or
some
ADR
after
the
trailer
was
released
and
honestly
they
renew
my
faith
in
the
process
this
is
the
first
as
if
the
director
or
Hardy
saw
this
back
you
suck
whoever
you
are
and
thought
we
can
do
better
and
then
did
whoever
you
are
you
suck
it's
pretty
cool
all
the
people
that
he
took
down
yeah
I
was
one
of
them
the
new
boyfriend
character
of
Dan
is
he's
a
cliche
dodge
character
he's
just
a
nice
dude
who
actually
fanboys
over
Eddie
a
little
Obon
writers
we
call
them
symbiote
and
thank
goodness
you
do
call
them
that
this
is
the
second
fix
from
the
trailers
we
call
them
symbiosis
see
people
sometimes
your
voices
are
heard
you
know
what
they
say
science
never
sleeps
it's
the
perfect
crime
some
people
may
say
that
you
don't
know
trying
to
save
your
old
friend
only
to
get
a
new
friend
[Music]
now
here's
some
fun
lateral
tracking
through
the
woods
with
a
tension
building
score
that
makes
for
a
solid
action
set
piece
tree
removal
skills
this
isn't
gonna
be
the
last
of
this
kind
of
wind
but
Tom
Hardy's
physical
acting
I
realized
he's
getting
some
help
from
wires
and
effects
here
and
there
but
you
can
already
tell
by
his
performance
that
venom
is
pulling
him
around
garbage
chicken
which
leads
to
an
appropriate
reaction
reaction
let's
just
get
this
out
of
the
way
this
movie
is
not
the
same
movie
without
Tom
Hardy
interacting
with
Tom
Hardy
therefore
Tom
Hardy
and
let's
be
honest
here
this
has
been
a
long
time
coming
Tom
Hardy
has
always
a
win
if
you're
wondering
what
riot
doesn't
seem
to
be
killing
its
host
as
fast
as
all
the
hosts
streak
has
it
been
using
remember
that
it's
been
choosing
its
hosts
it
kills
most
people
and
then
picks
the
best
match
I
assume
it's
the
same
reason
it's
taken
six
months
to
get
in
an
airplane
just
trying
to
find
that
perfect
host
hey
guy
with
backpack
white
this
is
dead
observations
oh
man
this
is
a
scene
from
very
conscientiously
considering
eating
Dan's
head
shushing
the
hostess
finally
finding
that
live
snack
he
needed
please
don't
call
the
police
call
an
ambulance
I'm
a
doctor
this
man
is
my
only
patient
you
know
props
to
Danny
Egan
sorry
I'm
sure
Reed
Scott's
done
with
the
great
things
but
he's
always
gonna
be
the
guy
who
was
really
mean
to
Mike
which
means
seeing
him
go
out
of
his
way
for
his
girlfriend's
ex
is
admirable
one
more
improvement
I'm
just
now
deciding
was
an
improvement
from
the
trailer
with
the
venom
overlays
rather
than
just
the
black
creeping
up
his
neck
it
takes
a
bit
to
get
here
but
once
you
do
it's
worth
it
I'm
so
sorry
about
your
friends
lightness
also
again
Tom
sells
the
idea
that
he's
just
a
marionette
with
venom
holding
the
strings
saving
a
new
plushy
buddy
not
quite
as
graceful
as
Spidey
but
he's
got
the
main
idea
great
way
to
introduce
these
two
to
each
other
and
sort
of
allows
venom
to
exist
in
physical
form
before
he
exists
in
physical
form
this
is
beyond
anything
we
thought
was
possible
seeing
the
bigger
picture
can't
really
knock
him
for
it
resource
for
us
so
fire
does
obviously
hurt
venom
but
you
could
also
see
it
as
a
little
foreshadowing
that
it
won't
necessarily
kill
him
like
he
thinks
doing
something
and
it's
some
pretty
good
ingenuity
having
a
good
time
also
Ludwick
goranson
score
starts
to
pick
up
and
have
as
much
fun
as
any
here
optimism
with
abilities
to
back
it
up
pretty
awesome
healing
factor
that
is
unique
from
Wolverines
and
an
awesome
transformation
into
full
form
venom
just
in
general
one
of
the
most
impressive
and
comic
accurate
portrayals
Chung
and
all
oh
yeah
those
milky
organic
looking
eyes
hate
a
man
loved
them
touch
Jimmy
use
my
there's
actually
something
really
sweet
about
Eddie
trying
to
protect
Alvarez
from
venom
what
up
dang
it
lol
Venom's
voice
just
on
the
surface
the
base
E
power
creates
this
imposing
image
of
venom
in
your
head
at
all
times
but
then
the
effects
and
the
way
it's
mixed
makes
it
feel
like
it's
always
surrounding
you
but
inside
your
head
at
the
same
time
also
are
we
seeing
this
building
through
Eddie's
fear
of
heights
vision
seems
a
little
taller
and
skinnier
than
it
probably
is
well
[ __ ]
you
could
have
a
match
to
go
away
so
soon
plus
I
have
started
to
like
you
Bridget
is
that
like
a
callback
an
instant
callback
really
it's
the
first
glimpses
of
Eddie
and
Venom's
relationship
and
communication
skills
building
I
love
it
also
badass
medium
Gary
a
visually
fun
fight
with
the
added
effect
of
the
silhouette
symbiote
scatter
away
from
Eddie
because
of
the
flashbacks
so
I
really
like
the
synth
II
sound
effect
in
the
score
the
venom
and
actually
I
think
all
the
symbiotes
get
I
couldn't
place
it
at
first
and
I
finally
figured
out
that
it
totally
reminds
me
of
the
world
engine
we
got
each
policeman
having
a
moral
code
never
apologized
wow
that's
like
relationship
advice
from
black
goo
that
eats
people's
heads
okay
so
the
movie
does
something
here
that
I
like
to
call
respecting
your
audience
nine
million
movies
before
this
one
was
similar
premises
and
similar
scenes
have
had
this
similar
character
in
disbelief
until
well
far
beyond
all
reason
not
only
does
she
quickly
realize
venom
is
in
the
dog
she
also
talks
to
venom
you're
using
him
no
even
tries
to
reason
with
venom
when
she
finds
out
he's
killing
Eddie
you're
killing
Andy
I
guess
and
he
learned
a
few
things
from
venomous
cool
but
still
some
expectations
subversion
he's
just
a
reporter
without
venom
really
made
you
change
your
mind
I
actually
really
like
the
relationship
between
Eddie
and
venom
what
can
I
say
Tom
Hardy
knows
how
to
build
the
friendship
with
themselves
yeah
trailer
or
not
that's
still
brutal
use
God
you
have
never
seen
what
are
our
chances
in
general
a
wisecracking
venom
who
knows
his
place
is
much
more
enjoyable
to
watch
than
the
alternative
it's
not
the
best
of
the
best
CGI
we've
seen
in
the
past
few
years
but
it's
fun
to
watch
it's
over
the
top
and
you
get
a
real
sense
of
the
power
and
speed
of
the
symbiotes
and
they're
able
to
be
pretty
brutal
sans
blood
that's
actually
a
pretty
big
deal
as
the
first
time
Eddie
consciously
chooses
to
reconnect
with
venom
and
this
is
a
pretty
awesome
CGI
pan
around
super
symbiote
now
the
humans
throwing
real-time
slow-motion
punches
comparatively
feels
perfectly
appropriate
to
late
this
is
the
next
stage
the
cliche
dodge
no
monologuing
for
you
Drake
hit
another
having
our
hero
through
the
torso
[Music]
callback
goodbye
that's
some
self-sacrifice
he's
still
working
on
that
he's
relationships
don't
give
up
on
her
either
of
you
Stan
Lee
is
always
a
win
we
miss
you
Stan
also
appreciate
the
confirmation
that
he
knows
Venom's
in
there
solidifying
that
supernatural
status
going
down
the
street
I
think
it
was
this
joke
that
alerted
people
to
the
tone
of
this
film
and
I
think
that
was
the
right
call
no
sense
expecting
an
r-rated
gorefest
when
it's
really
a
buddy
cop
action
movie
and
I'm
just
got
way
too
meta
for
me
still
when
I
appreciate
that
they
throw
hints
out
for
the
uber
fans
talking
about
bodies
hey
red
so
you
could
most
likely
figure
out
who
it
is
you
shouldn't
beat
carnucci
but
then
even
the
most
uninitiated
of
us
have
at
least
heard
of
Venom's
nemesis
so
the
stinger
becomes
more
than
just
for
the
select
few
I
like
it
and
also
this
little
teaser
cannot
wait
to
get
to
this
bad
boy
so
yeah
just
go
see
this
if
you
haven't
already
I
hate
to
complain
about
the
movie
not
delivering
on
what
the
trailer
promised
because
that's
pretty
much
par
for
the
course
at
this
point
trailers
aren't
meant
to
show
you
what
the
movie
is
about
they're
meant
to
get
you
to
go
to
the
movie
which
is
why
I
love
trailers
because
they're
the
best
version
of
every
movie
but
this
line
wait
I
see
it
we
can
do
whatever
we
want
would
be
more
towards
the
beginning
of
the
movie
I
was
expecting
to
see
might
seem
like
a
minor
difference
but
the
relationship
alluded
to
between
venom
and
Eddie
at
the
end
is
where
I
expected
or
maybe
just
hope
they'd
be
by
the
middle
I
thought
we'd
see
more
of
them
working
together
buddy
buddy
it
just
reminds
me
of
the
infamous
amazing
spider-man
2
trailer
and
that
thing
we
all
know
happened
the
relationship
between
trailer
houses
producers
and
filmmakers
is
just
getting
worse
as
the
people
with
the
money
decide
the
movie
that
was
actually
made
will
sell
better
if
they
pay
someone
else
to
convince
us
that
it's
a
different
movie
you
know
oh
well
I'm
still
pretty
happy
with
the
movie
we
got
I'm
probably
not
the
first
to
realize
they're
even
say
this
spot
letting
venom
have
an
origin
story
outside
of
spider-man
opens
up
his
world
in
a
way
that
couldn't
have
happened
if
he
was
just
Eddie
Brock
the
guy
trying
to
get
revenge
on
Peter
Barker
his
comic
writers
realized
something
similar
when
they
moved
him
3,000
miles
away
from
Spidey
so
that
was
the
right
call
that
said
I
do
get
why
critics
had
problems
with
this
film
even
if
I
still
believe
the
ratings
are
lower
than
they
should
be
the
biggest
issue
I
see
is
pacing
although
it
didn't
bother
me
my
wife
Julia
isn't
the
biggest
comic
book
movie
fan
she
mostly
just
entertains
me
and
that
is
occasionally
surprised
by
how
good
one
is
but
the
one
exception
to
that
rule
is
always
origin
stories
she
loves
origin
stories
so
then
I'm
slightly
drawn
out
prologue
and
set
up
didn't
really
bother
either
of
us
they
probably
could
have
combined
the
cold-open
with
everything
before
the
6-month
jump
but
ultimately
it
sets
up
Eddie
Brock's
downfall
and
gives
him
some
time
to
spiral
I've
read
a
bunch
of
reviews
that
complain
that
venom
can't
decide
on
tone
if
you've
watched
my
Revenge
of
the
Sith
video
you
know
how
I
feel
about
mixing
tones
and
personally
I
really
like
the
blend
of
comedic
dramatic
and
the
occasional
horror
terror
elements
venom
as
a
character
is
sort
of
goofy
oh
that's
vital
the
heads
off
bottom
part
of
the
bodies
it
takes
him
a
bit
to
reveal
that
but
I
really
enjoyed
it
I've
seen
enough
t2
homages
now
that
it
was
refreshing
to
see
venom
be
different
like
oh
he's
not
just
funny
because
he
saw
out
of
touch
he's
funny
because
he's
funny
and
he
admits
to
being
a
loser
and
somehow
that
shared
loserdom
makes
their
relationship
and
venom
sacrifice
more
impactful
he's
more
real
we
probably
have
Deadpool
success
for
our
antihero
not
taking
himself
too
seriously
either
of
them
I
want
to
go
home
choose
myself
round
a
little
play
hard
to
get
but
like
I
mentioned
in
the
main
section
it
would
be
silly
to
not
sing
Tom
Hardy's
praises
we
all
knew
he'd
kill
it
but
back
I
was
still
impressed
walky
dialog
that
no
man
could
sell
popped
up
here
and
there
but
all
in
all
just
a
solid
character
Tom
sells
Eddy
is
a
real
person
going
through
some
weird
crap
even
if
he
isn't
the
most
fleshed
out
character
but
hey
what
can
you
ever
really
know
about
us
YouTube
weirdos
but
since
Eddie
really
wants
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back
into
the
written
word
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would
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so
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one
great
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Eddie
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sick
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can
always
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back
on
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today
you
thought
I'd
forget
about
the
teaser
frame
this
is
what
I've
been
looking
forward
to
for
a
long
time
everyone
who's
seen
the
movie
will
probably
recognize
it
immediately
and
the
rest
of
you
should
read
the
comments
so
you
can
watch
before
next
week
we
are
there
no
all
usually
made-up
names
um
I'm
spider-man
then


this
video
sponsored
by
Skillshare
more
about
them
at
the
end
of
the
sketch
and
then
Bob
now
before
we
keep
on
going
with
this
episode
of
all
the
noises
I
know
how
to
make
with
Frederick
noisemaker
we
we
have
something
a
little
different
today
this
guy
right
here
has
paid
us
some
money
to
use
our
airtime
and
talk
to
you
about
his
company
or
something
thank
you
thank
you
I'm
a
huge
fan
of
the
show
I
just
want
to
say
congrats
on
season
13
thank
you
okay
so
I
know
that
millions
of
people
watch
this
show
so
I
figured
if
I
told
you
about
my
business
during
the
show
maybe
you'll
want
to
buy
some
things
from
me
and
give
me
your
money
so
I
prepared
a
little
video
and
please
enjoy
hi
hello
there
my
name
is
Michael
pickle
seller
I
am
making
this
because
I
would
like
you
to
buy
sandwiches
for
me
I
make
sandwiches
that
have
a
big
a
pretty
big
pickle
in
them
it's
not
that
big
of
a
pickle
but
I
wanted
to
say
it's
a
small
pickle
either
please
buy
one
from
me
you
give
me
money
you
get
to
take
one
you'll
pay
a
lot
more
than
I
did
for
it
but
that's
just
how
that's
how
I
make
a
living
that's
how
it
works
also
also
you
can
buy
more
than
one
don't
think
that
this
is
just
like
a
one
sandwich
thing
take
as
many
as
you
want
as
long
as
the
money
comes
to
me
the
most
important
thing
is
giving
me
money
and
then
you
get
to
take
a
sandwich
with
a
pretty
big
pickle
in
it
I
feel
like
that's
fair
and
also
full
disclosure
all
the
noises
I
know
how
to
make
are
charging
me
a
lot
of
money
so
I
need
to
sell
a
lot
of
sandwiches
so
please
come
buy
a
sandwich
with
a
pretty
big
pickle
in
it
from
me
as
soon
as
possible
and
I
thank
you
a-and
then
flip
and
now
someone
has
given
us
some
money
to
use
our
airtime
again
so
that's
what's
about
to
happen
we're
gonna
let
him
leverage
the
fact
that
this
show
has
a
big
audience
and
an
attempt
to
try
to
get
some
of
your
money
so
you
know
go
ahead
yeah
Thank
You
Fredrik
hi
hello
there
it's
me
again
uh
so
nobody
bought
any
sandwiches
not
a
sink
not
just
zero
sandwiches
so
I
figured
maybe
my
last
thing
was
a
little
too
on
the
nose
and
you
guys
want
something
more
subtle
so
I
put
to
get
please
enjoy
this
what
is
it
that
excites
us
what
drives
us
to
push
boundaries
and
the
hell
is
that
these
questions
can
take
us
to
the
ends
of
the
earth
but
no
matter
how
fast
we
get
there
that
is
where
we
will
be
a
sandwich
with
a
pretty
big
pickle
in
it
please
buy
some
as
soon
as
you
can
did
you
judge
it
and
then
and
then
sorry
[ __ ]
I
did
okay
I
actually
don't
know
how
did
okay
how
do
I
starts
with
an
F
it's
okay
I
know
I
got
it
it's
uh
I
do
apologize
for
that
that
was
a
particularly
difficult
one
but
we
got
there
because
we
always
do
and
now
pickle
guy
is
back
to
borrow
the
audience
some
more
not
a
single
sandwich
again
you
guys
didn't
buy
any
now
I'm
thinking
maybe
I
went
too
mysterious
on
the
last
one
you
guys
don't
seem
to
understand
how
beneficial
it
is
to
get
one
of
these
things
it'll
solve
at
least
one
problem
you're
having
so
I'm
gonna
get
a
little
more
informational
so
you
see
the
benefits
of
this
okay
please
enjoy
and
I'll
spur
chist
please
has
this
ever
happened
to
you
I
don't
know
how
to
make
a
sandwich
I'm
just
some
freaking
everyday
normal
guy
well
what
do
I
even
put
in
this
thing
don't
let
indecision
keep
ruining
your
life
introducing
a
sandwich
with
a
pretty
big
pickle
in
it
a
sandwich
with
a
pretty
big
pickle
in
it
yes
that's
right
a
sandwich
with
a
pretty
big
pickle
in
it
but
what
if
I
don't
like
pickles
everybody
likes
pickles
that's
a
true
and
good
point
I'll
stop
being
a
dumb
baby
about
that
great
each
of
our
sandwiches
is
handcrafted
with
some
state
of
the
art
bread
I
found
at
the
store
and
every
single
one
of
our
pickles
goes
through
the
lick
test
to
make
sure
it
meets
our
high
standards
of
taste
but
wait
isn't
that
unsanitary
it's
not
as
bad
as
you
think
it's
not
that
big
of
a
deal
oh
okay
a
sandwich
with
a
pretty
big
pickle
in
it
buy
yours
right
now
please
I
will
I
will
give
you
my
money
all
right
pickle
guys
back
I
just
I
just
thought
I
don't
know
what
it
is
with
you
guys
here
I
mean
I
really
I
don't
know
this
is
gonna
be
my
last
attempt
and
then
I'm
done
I'm
I'm
out
of
business
this
is
kind
of
a
Hail
Mary
for
me
so
you
know
I
hope
this
works
please
enjoy
hi
this
is
Michael
pickle
seller
here
good
news
I
just
spoke
to
a
scientist
and
he
was
like
guess
what
if
you
eat
a
sandwich
with
a
pretty
big
pickle
in
it
women
will
want
to
sleep
with
you
and
so
you
know
that's
it
that's
the
video
I
want
one
of
those
sandwich
one
of
those
sandwiches
I
want
five
sandwiches
hi
there
hello
it's
me
I'm
the
ad
stryn
odd
I'm
out
here
in
ad
space
and
I
want
to
talk
to
you
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company
called
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know
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I
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than
floating
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hauntingly
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well
guys
it
has
been
almost
two
years
to
the
day
since
we
learned
about
rtx
20
series
at
gamescom
in
cologne
germany
well
now
we're
going
to
find
out
online
in
exactly
5
minutes
and
46
seconds
exactly
what
nvidia
has
in
store
for
its
next
generation
rtx
graphics
cards
the
question
people
have
been
asking
for
months
and
months
and
months
should
i
buy
a
20
series
card
or
should
i
wait
for
the
30
series
well
we're
going
to
find
out
today
exactly
what
nvidia
has
for
store
for
store
in
store
for
the
second
generation
which
we
know
is
going
to
be
the
real
generation
when
it
comes
to
rtx
stuff
working
on
all
the
kinks
and
bugs
okay
i
just
got
i'm
i'm
excited
the
defined
seven
compact
from
fractal
design
takes
the
strongest
features
from
the
popular
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and
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them
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to
convenient
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the
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provides
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of
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your
favorite
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without
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up
valuable
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base
and
the
tempered
glass
side
panel
and
interchangeable
top
allow
the
defined
7
compact
to
be
customized
to
your
specific
needs
to
see
the
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list
of
enhancements
and
capabilities
of
the
all
new
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seven
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and
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follow
the
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link
in
the
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below
holy
crap
that
was
a
lot
of
information
taken
you
know
i
gotta
pee
all
right
now
that
i've
literally
excreted
my
my
excitement
experience
all
right
we
got
a lot
of
stuff
to
talk
about
here
we're
gonna
talk
about
the
things
i
think
is
gonna
be
most
relevant
to
my
audience
there's
obviously
a
lot
of
the
rumors
were
true
um
there's
some
big
architecture
changes
obviously
with
ampere
and
i
don't
want
to
spend
time
on
things
i
think
people
are
gonna
like
my
audience
can
particularly
care
about
like
for
instance
fortnight
getting
rtx
raid
real-time
ray
tracing
in
dlss
that
way
you
can
see
your
stupid
dances
and
better
reflective
than
ambient
occlusion
and
stuff
let's
talk
about
the
uh
ampere
architecture
though
which
is
exactly
why
i
think
we're
all
here
second
generation
cards
for
a
new
technology
always
give
you
the
biggest
jump
versus
what
the
first
generation
card
did
to
the
previous
architecture
or
let
me
let
me
back
up
here
when
rasterization
and
shadows
and
all
that
sort
of
thing
was
was
new
going
all
the
way
back
to
like
the
geforce
256
the
biggest
jump
in
performance
didn't
come
from
the
new
card
it
was
the
second
card
of
that
type
of
architecture
that
type
of
technology
and
this
is
what
we're
seeing
now
everyone
kind
of
knew
when
rtx
first
came
out
it
was
at
its
most
expensive
and
its
most
expensive
performance
hit
but
ampier
being
the
second
generation
of
rtx
is
giving
us
exactly
what
we
expected
the
jump
i
think
we
needed
to
see
to
justify
making
the
move
to
an
rtx
based
card
let's
talk
about
the
chart
real
quick
that
is
showing
ampere
being
1.9
x
performance
per
watt
better
than
touring
now
here's
the
thing
that
that's
depending
on
the
angle
you'll
get
this
chart
you
can
kind
of
explain
it
a
few
different
ways
and
i
think
the
problem
with
the
way
nvidia
made
this
chart
specifically
is
i
think
that
a
lot
of
the
layman's
out
there
and
no
offense
by
using
that
term
truly
you've
got
to
be
like
almost
an
engineer
to
start
understanding
the
way
that
they're
presenting
this
data
it
is
not
1.9
times
faster
than
touring
it's
1.9
times
more
efficient
essentially
is
a
way
to
put
it
so
let's
let's
turn
this
into
either
a
car
to
get
the
same
the
amount
of
power
used
to
get
the
same
60
fps
in
ampere
is
1.9
times
more
efficient
than
what
it
took
to
do
it
with
touring
now
yes
the
cards
are
going
to
be
faster
no
doubt
there's
why
would
you
have
a
new
family
of
cards
that
wasn't
bigger
better
faster
in
every
way
while
being
more
efficient
this
is
an
efficiency
chart
so
let's
say
you
have
a
car
that
uses
15
miles
per
gallon
to
go
100
miles
per
hour
touring
would
be
using
1.9
basically
1.9
x
less
fuel
to
achieve
that
same
mile
per
hour
but
one
thing
we're
excited
to
see
is
we've
seen
over
time
the
amount
of
ram
crammed
into
these
graphics
cards
is
often
significantly
more
than
you
need
that's
because
the
memory
is
going
to
finally
do
something
but
besides
frame
buffering
and
and
texture
storage
and
all
that
it
is
going
to
be
part
of
your
ssd
decompression
one
of
the
things
gen
sun
talked
about
is
what
always
held
back
performance
in
the
past
was
your
storage
speed
and
as
storage
is
sped
up
it's
gotten
to
the
point
to
where
the
way
games
currently
work
the
game
is
decompressed
from
storage
and
it's
sent
to
system
ram
and
then
from
system
ram
back
to
the
gpu
that's
actually
a
very
long
slow
pathway
compared
to
the
performance
of
g6x
so
what
they're
going
to
be
utilizing
in
this
new
architecture
in
this
new
memory
is
not
only
is
the
memory
extremely
fast
they're
showing
on
here
19
gigabit
per
second
let
that
number
sink
in
on
how
much
data
there
is
and
how
fast
that
is
so
what's
going
to
be
happening
is
the
game
is
going
to
actually
be
decompressing
straight
to
the
gpu's
memory
which
is
much
faster
than
having
it
go
through
system
ramp
it's
going
to
lead
to
faster
load
times
just
faster
across
the
board
so
that's
kind
of
nice
to
see
memory
leveraged
in
that
way
but
what
the
cooler
though
the
cooler
is
something
that
we've
seen
a
lot
of
leaks
about
but
the
3080
looks
like
it
does
actually
conform
to
the
more
standard
size
of
a
gpu
by
the
standard
bracket
height
standard
link
two
slot
card
but
it's
got
the
rear
fan
at
least
on
the
3080
is
a
direct
pass-through
card
where
you've
got
heat
fins
and
and
heat
pipes
that
are
going
out
to
the
rear
of
the
card
and
the
air
is
just
blowing
directly
through
it
so
that
air
is
not
only
cooling
the
gpu
it's
actually
providing
direct
airflow
too
to
other
components
on
the
on
the
motherboard
like
your
memory
your
memory
your
memory
your
vrms
it's
just
allowing
air
to
not
be
sucked
up
by
the
card
and
blown
in
other
directions
it
makes
sense
to
have
it
flow
through
that
way
so
you've
got
half
the
card
error
going
out
of
this
the
case
half
the
card
flowing
through
it
to
the
other
components
on
the
case
which
makes
sense
they
really
are
touting
the
3080
as
being
the
new
flagship
and
it
went
exactly
as
i
said
the
3090
is
the
titan
replacement
let's
talk
about
the
30-70
though
every
single
generation
the
70
card
is
the
hero
card
it's
the
one
that's
obtainable
it's
attainable
by
most
people
and
it
gives
you
kind
of
the
best
performance
increase
because
most
people
own
either
50
60
or
70
series
cards
and
then
that's
where
they
shop
for
the
next
generation
and
if
you
can
hold
out
for
the
two
years
we
find
every
two
years
is
kind
of
the
average
cycle
people
will
update
their
gpu
um
i
think
that
like
the
the
lower
10
or
15
of
people
that
like
upgrade
their
cards
maybe
every
three
to
five
years
and
then
i
think
the
people
that
have
like
80
series
cards
are
usually
the
folks
that
will
upgrade
every
single
generation
because
that's
kind
of
their
taste
it's
they
got
a
champagne
budget
they
spend
it
on
that
i
think
that's
also
a
very
lower
percentage
number
than
the
70
series
card
which
is
why
i
think
that's
where
it
seems
to
get
a
lot
of
love
we
are
seeing
the
70
series
card
be
faster
than
a
2080
ti
at
499
i
told
you
guys
if
right
now
you
saw
this
and
you're
pissed
you
only
have
yourself
to
blame
i
warned
you
guys
over
the
last
couple
of
months
don't
buy
yet
wait
wait
wait
wait
unless
you
have
to
do
something
now
i
feel
really
bad
for
those
people
that
just
bought
a
2080
ti
at
at
least
a
thousand
dollars
potentially
1200
bucks
or
more
like
the
the
2080
ti
for
the
win
three
cards
i
have
a
nebula
were
1500
a
piece
guess
what
that's
how
much
the
3090
is
going
to
cost
1500
bucks
now
i
know
a lot
of
people
are
like
500
bucks
oh
my
god
hold
your
horses
a
second
here
this
is
the
first
time
we're
actually
seeing
a
price
reduction
for
performance
with
nvidia
the
2080
card
was
800
bucks
499
dollars
for
the
30
70
that's
faster
than
a
2080
ti
the
30
80
was
less
than
800
for
a
card
that
is
ridiculously
faster
than
a
2080
ti
and
1500
bucks
which
they
and
jensen
actually
said
it
they
wanted
a
titan
level
card
for
1500
bucks
that's
a
thousand
dollars
cheaper
than
when
an
rtx
titan
cost
and
it
is
just
absolutely
i
assume
it's
probably
going
to
be
2x
performance
of
a
titan
x
as
well
for
a
thousand
dollars
less
across
the
board
performance
per
dollar
has
reduced
a
ton
for
nvidia
now
well
jay
how
can
you
justify
that
it's
super
expensive
if
you've
got
a
faster
3070
than
2080
ti
and
a
2080ti
msrps
for
9.99
and
cost
1200
for
the
founder
card
and
you
know
all
the
aibs
are
somewhere
in
between
or
more
expensive
and
you've
got
this
card
coming
in
at
about
40
of
that
price
and
you're
getting
something
that's
faster
that's
well
that's
like
almost
2x
performance
per
dollar
as
well
so
wow
yeah
that's
that's
an
i
i
think
what's
happening
here
is
is
i
think
nvidia
just
wants
to
kind
of
just
eliminate
any
chance
of
big
navi
having
any
sort
of
performance
per
dollar
advantage
and
i
i
hope
amd
has
some
crazy
rabbit
up
that
hat
there's
a
pull
that
rabbit
out
of
the
hat
i
don't
know
what
to
expect
now
i'm
a
little
worried
for
amd
if
you
want
to
know
the
truth
because
i
feel
like
instead
of
just
doing
the
early
cash
grab
and
grabbing
the
early
adopters
and
and
the
the
pc
enthusiasts
that
just
had
the
money
to
spend
and
charging
a
bunch
for
these
cards
and
and
just
laughing
all
the
way
to
the
bank
i
feel
like
they
truly
came
out
swinging
like
this
is
like
some
crazy
contraption
with
spikes
and
spears
and
bombs
exploding
all
over
it
like
in
mad
max
just
literally
driving
this
thing
right
into
battle
just
preemptive
striking
and
you
know
who
really
is
going
to
win
in
all
of this
is
going
to
be
gamers
because
if
amd's
performance
doesn't
come
anywhere
near
where
these
cards
are
appearing
to
be
the
37
you
know
what
that
means
that
means
we
could
have
a
30
60.
that
sounded
so
weird
30
60.
we
could
have
a
30
60
card
that's
the
same
speed
as
a
2080
ti
or
a
2080
super
and
that
card's
gonna
be
obviously
less
than
500
so
what
is
amd
going
to
have
in
that
price
range
is
this
going
to
be
another
radeon
7
where
they
had
to
reduce
the
price
or
even
vegas
64
where
they
had
to
reduce
the
price
because
the
performance
wasn't
there
and
they're
going
to
take
a
loss
on
all
of
this
i
don't
know
this
is
going
to
be
an
exciting
fall
they
didn't
mention
this
in
the
keynote
but
having
a
good
authority
through
people
i
know
that
of
these
cards
support
sli
with
the
exception
of
3090
and
that's
probably
as
probably
because
the
3090
is
still
overclocking
competitions
and
things
like
that
maybe
it
uses
the
same
whatever
the
new
um
like
quadro
performance
or
quadro
interface
is
going
to
be
which
again
quadro
still
does
allow
multiple
cards
to
connect
to
each
other
for
leveraging
that
computational
power
sli
is
dead
folks
we've
known
that
but
now
it's
like
truly
dead
when
their
flagship
card
itself
will
not
uh
sli
and
i'm
sure
people
noticed
that
there
was
no
sli
fingers
on
there
um
yeah
i
had
like
i
said
i
have
it
on
good
authority
that
sli
is
is
completely
and
utterly
dead
as
we've
already
known
but
physically
now
the
3090
performance
they're
calling
the
bfgpu
um
8k
gaming
at
60fps
no
mention
of
settings
or
which
titles
but
still
8k
gaming
at
60fps
with
a
single
card
one
thing
i
want
to
i
want
to
kind
of
point
out
here
though
is
in
the
last
two
years
um
we
have
not
seen
nearly
as
many
titles
adopt
rtx
technologies
as
expected
gen
sun
specifically
said
that
every
major
engine
does
support
rtx
the
designers
of
these
various
engines
whether
it be
cryengine
or
right
or
unreal
or
any
of
that
sort
of
stuff
they
send
engineers
out
to
help
them
get
these
engines
uh
updated
and
optimized
for
the
technologies
but
it's
still
up
to
those
developers
to
then
incorporate
it
in
their
titles
and
we
found
that
a
lot
of
companies
chose
to
use
it
in
their
new
titles
moving
forward
but
there's
no
there's
there
was
very
little
backwards
updates
to
titles
to
um
to
utilize
it
so
gensen
says
that
there
are
hundreds
of
titles
in
development
but
if
you
look
at
the
amount
of
titles
that
we
truly
have
in
the
last
two
years
it's
not
that
it
doesn't
look
that
great
for
the
adoption
rate
of
rtx
but
maybe
now
that
people
can
start
having
true
rtx
um
cards
like
the
3070
that
are
attainable
obtainable
some
people
might
be
like
i
can't
afford
a
500
graphics
card
jay
true
but
like
i
said
based
on
the
performance
improvements
we're
seeing
at
the
price
maybe
the
30
60
will
be
you
know
much
more
affordable
350
maybe
370
dollars
and
give
you
2080
super
performance
level
yeah
that's
attainable
and
once
it
becomes
attainable
to
the
masses
that's
when
the
game
developers
are
going
to
start
actually
utilizing
that
tech
and
making
it
mainstream
in
their
titles
there
was
a
mention
of
of
gen
sun
talking
about
you
know
just
like
the
xbox
which
is
funny
because
it's
basically
just
like
amd
is
what
he
was
saying
in
some
of
the
rtx
architectures
and
stuff
being
utilized
anyway
i
can't
wait
to
get
our
hands
on
this
this
is
obviously
all
hearsay
and
we
know
with
these
charts
we
always
have
to
take
them
with
a
grain
of
salt
but
i
want
you
to
notice
there
was
no
like
here's
what
the
fps
improvement
was
in
this
game
over
this
game
these
these
events
are
normally
two
hours
long
and
they're
normally
to
a
live
audience
and
they
normally
do
live
demos
and
they
show
all
of
these
um
these
game
performances
where
they
might
have
showed
a
couple
of
like
their
little
dot
charts
or
like
it's
this
one
x
fast
or
1.5
x
faster
in
a
couple
of
titles
there
was
no
actual
mention
of
fps
there
was
no
remember
when
rtx
came
out
they
did
the
whole
captain
phasma
scene
where
it
was
like
this
is
real
time
rendered
at
60
plus
fps
with
rtx
um
of
that
and
this
was
obviously
a
pre-recorded
this
was
not
a
live
stream
this
was
pre-recorded
phil
and
i
actually
noticed
a
few
editing
errors
because
that's
kind
of
the
things
that
we
noticed
we
noticed
some
timeline
jump
around
where
the
background
kept
moving
because
this
was
like
played
back
out
of
order
um
so
we
just
kind
of
got
a little
bit
of
a
giggle
out
of
that
but
this
was
only
like
a
35-40
minute
presentation
and
it
was
actually
very
lacking
i
think
in
actual
details
we
know
these
cards
gonna
be
available
in
the
latter
half
of
september
2037
will
be
available
in
october
so
you've
got
quite
a
few
videos
coming
on
this
tech
and
once
we
get
our
hands
on
it
that's
when
we'll
truly
dive
in
there
is
it
worth
it
you
tell
me
if
you
were
gonna
buy
a
20
series
card
is
it
worth
buying
these
get
more
performance
for
the
same
money
what
a
stupid
question
yes
it's
worth
it
in
fact
i
think
jensen
was
even
like
it's
safe
to
upgrade
now
if
you
have
a
1080
the
3070
is
like
obviously
the
card
for
you
it's
it's
like
more
than
two
times
the
performance
increase
at
uh
500
bucks
so
yeah
and
if
you've
got
a
20
series
card
and
you're
looking
to
upgrade
if
you've
got
even
if
you've
got
a
2080
the
30-70
might
be
for
you
probably
not
as
worth
it
but
i
can't
truly
tell
you
which
card's
right
for
you
until
we
know
exact
pricing
we
know
what
the
rest
of
the
stack
is
going
to
look
like
when
we
see
availability
but
i
have
a
i
think
two
things
are
happening
right
now
i
think
people
are
going
to
be
hitting
refresh
on
that
web
page
constantly
for
pre-order
and
then
i
think
a
lot
of
people
might
be
running
out
right
now
to
buy
some
like
1660
ti's
or
2060s
or
something
just
because
of
the
fact
that
or
used
ones
because
they
know
right
now
that
used
markets
about
to
become
flush
with
used
20
series
cards
anyway
guys
thanks
for
watching
that's
been
our
take
on
what's
coming
with
30
series
it's
gonna
be
a
monster
history
has
shown
it's
the
second
gen
of
any
new
family
of
architecture
not
new
family
of
graphics
card
new
architecture
and
this
is
truly
the
newest
architecture
since
20
years
ago
when
we
started
seeing
rasterization
be
a
thing
so
you
guys
tell
me
is
it
worth
it
are
you
excited
or
are
you
disappointed
i
think
it's
hard
to
be
disappointed
honestly
the
performance
per
dollar
is
right
this
time
and
if
3070
gives
us
any
indication
of
what
to
expect
as
the
stack
continues
down
towards
even
the
gtx
cards
which
we
know
we're
gonna
be
coming
probably
gtx
um
well
i
don't
know
16
was
one
better
than
half
of
10
to
20.
so
it
is
going
to
be
26
no
no
20s
29
60
ti
i
don't
know
i
don't
know
what
they're
going to
call
them
but
you
know
they're
going
to
do
gtx
variants
as
well
anyway
i've
talked
enough
sound
off
down
below
what
you
guys
are
most
excited
for
are
you
going
to
buy
this
series
are
you
going
to
wait
are
you
just
going
to
see
what
amd
has
up
their
sleeve
i
sure
hope
it's
an
ace


this episode of the Montrouge brought to you by our friends over at Squarespace come over to the link below and get 10% off your first purchase yeah plus you be cool okay I thought my sneeze did that desperate defense week day for defending yourself with just you know like boom we're continuing to test a guide to improvised weaponry by I'll never remember his name was Master Sergeant Terry Schappert of the US Special Forces Green Beret yeah I said I should really remember his name because at some point he's gonna walk up and say that it I'll be like I'm sorry who are you what is that I'll certainly get a bobby pin to the I yeah and he'll show you exactly how effective it is yes exactly so what if he comes at you and you just got back from the lightbulb store I'll say I have an idea it's probably your most effective bet now in the book he often says running away as your best bet absolutely but if you're trapped in a house if you know somebody intends to do you harm if you lack anything more than your fists what can you use in a last-ditch effort and you're telling me what does he suggest to do with light bulbs what do you think I would imagine you what shatter and then put them in the ears that's essentially it yeah you take your light bulb this feels like a glove operation want to cut those they're cut gloves yeah what are cut gloves to keep you from being cut do you not remember this we talked about this they were sent to us specifically for you I don't think you wouldn't come to work though so you're hiding in the closet you grab a couple of light bulbs and you enter your super power yeah well he says one light bulb will work too or better because he's gonna try to block one of them but he's not gonna get both so do you think do you think you go in stabbing or in Jannah ting which one is better for knife Eddie I think jabbing is better try both criminal attacker you've messed with the wrong individual I'm I want to die oh geez cool get him with what it all broke off it's like I can okay good here's no that's good that's good here's what you do this seems like you would just slice up my hand it probably so you're gonna get cut use this like a push dagger yeah I don't know no I mean it is stabbing and I get I actually you know what this not bad it's probably better than your fists ya know a little bit of - doing try just straight stabbing him with the bulb wait you think he would break in his face yeah I don't think it will no no there's a reason that so much engineering goes in to make these less you think do you think there's too much give to him do you think that's it I think it's fleshlight cuz give ok so this one as the push dagger I'm now believing in this as as I'm seeing it okay because this is stronger than I had expected and that will you know in glass breaks it breaks down to theoretically down to a single molecule so it can't be very very sharp the problem is that it's brittle so a lot of it is gonna break off as you attack yeah well like here if I try slashing his face ya know that's gonna mess him up pretty good but you're not able to do really anything with that one no but I mean I guess I guess I can but you can't make it break on him no no no there we go so if you get something closer to this there you go I bet if you hit somebody in there hard skull you will break that bulb you know what with the adrenaline and everything maybe but you are definitely opening yourself up to getting slashed open as well it's gonna cut your look at this what about like this slicing that's diabolical right there hang on there we go so at this point if you have something like this I think in my imagination it's gonna claw and tear them all up but I wouldn't be surprised if it just broke because this is just really that I think it would still suck [Music] yeah I don't know what that did I think you Altima takie pcoming back to this which again I mean that's not nothing if you're holding one of these like I'm kind of feeling that right I could see that working but it's so brittle it breaks right off I again if you're going for eyes hold that like a push dagger mm-hmm oh yeah that would suck to get punched with so I've got cut gloves underneath leather gloves oh it feels much better like I want don't let's yeah all right so you're seeing just full-on try to smash it in his face yeah give it give it dude comes up and I'm just like yeah nothing I'm gonna hold him I'm gonna hold him okay light bulbs are tough stronger than you think that's really surprising so now but but imagine if you just take a moment and just give a little yeah now you got something right you haven't I feel like you're gonna slice up your hand oh you're definitely gonna slice and again you get down to nothing on there yeah and so you're holding nothing but you're doing it like like Liam Neeson in the gray where he tapes all the broken airline drinks to him the little bottles yeah he goes and fights the Wolves that's what you're doing man it's tough because there's not much to hold on to but it does seem like when it gets in there it'll do some damage certainly the slashing motion so if you have a hatchet yeah yeah use your hatchet to break so you can stab with ya so that's part of the problem the glass is obstructed by all of the filament stuff and then on top of that it's so brittle like Jason to put in perspective like this is this is from my stage show glass is so brittle and so useless I actually eat it on stage right I'll never get over that maybe you freak him out by showing him some weirdo freak magic I'm gonna say possibly very effective if I'm coming at somebody and they start eating a lightbulb I'm not gonna mess with it play here's what I'm thinking if you get the right slash on there and you're using a slashing motion I think I'll definitely mess them up way better than your fists like this is the first one that is highly volatile it's either gonna be a worse you would be better off with your fist or it's gonna be like a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10 where it's like this thing is just slashing them to pieces my impression is that it's just so brittle as to be I think you I think I would probably not risk it and just go for fists or one of the other things we have but if you're lucky it suddenly turns into an 8 or a 9 ok but realistically what are you thinking I'm gonna give it the superposition of its its simultaneously a 1 and an 8 those are my numbers I depending on how lucky you are okay I'm gonna meet you in the middle I'm gonna say it looks to me like a three because I could see the pokey Nisour the filament whatever glass is left there being reasonably effective at cutting about I just feel like you're gonna slash up your hands oh you're definitely good and and when you do that they could be deep cuts that will that will expose tendons and make it to where you you bleed out and die yeah it's a big risk to using this so high-risk high-reward but as always we want to hear from you guys in the comments what do we not think of and how would you do things even better yeah and join us on patreon comm forward slash modern rogue because our patrons are gonna be naming this guy yeah also don't eat light bulbs don't do any of this this whole channel life to that bad idea life tip donee light bulbs dude it's a big anniversary six months six months doesn't sound like a special anniversary until you find out that it was six months ago on January 25th that we launched the Amana rogue with five little articles put together by the Internet's John cheese formerly of crack calm and every day since then we've been building on it and just this month we celebrated our one millionth view we're like we're legit publishers now how bad is that man such humble beginnings too because we just needed a splash page so we got the site we got one of the easy Squarespace templates we put it up there and we launched it and we did that on the bottom row yeah and you and I thought we were brilliant geniuses and then our editor Brandt says gentlemen if you'll excuse me he went in there worked his magic then we decided to get into the content business John cheese came in started us off with five quick articles and now we've had an article go up every day I can't count all the articles I'm just gonna assume it's like 35 billion by now that sounds yeah check it out give or take a loss because we were able to do all of this in the blogging ecosystem inside Squarespace when we made the decision of like oh yeah I think we should have a comment section just flip a switch there's a comment section yeah you have a vibrant community at the modern Road calm yeah and it's just growing and growing we've got the blogging you can add ecommerce we got the comment and now them sweet sweet analytic oh you obsessive I do I can't help it man so fun to watch month after month as all of these writers come together sharing stories of history's greatest rogues it's so fun to see which ones are working of where 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hey
guys
I'm
really
sorry
I'm
actually
gonna
be
moving
in
the
next
week
so
it's
gonna
be
really
tough
to
come
out
with
content
but
I'm
really
gonna
try
my
hardest
and
bye
welcome
to
episode
3
of
bad
content
pong
if
you
are
unaware
it
is
a
series
where
I
let
the
beer
pong
gods
choose
my
fate
what
genre
of
bad
YouTube
content
will
I
be
forced
sometimes
at
gunpoint
to
watch
and
how
much
alcohol
can
I
ingest
until
my
liver
puts
in
its
two
weeks
I
have
14
cups
laid
out
along
with
four
hazard
cups
those
will
be
the
ones
that
trickle
me
into
a
drunken
stupor
and
if
I
hit
all
of
those
cups
game
over
insert
coin
but
the
others
will
guide
me
to
the
social
media
suggestions
that
you
guys
left
for
this
episode
10
suggestions
from
Twitter
and
10
suggestions
from
Instagram
and
there
was
a
lot
of
great
suggestions
and
a
lot
of
bad
ones
as
well
like
a
lot
like
ones
that
I
will
never
talk
about
ever
as
long
as
I
[ __ ]
live
movie
to
do
place
is
actually
really
fun
it's
a
new
chapter
in
your
life
but
the
actual
process
of
moving
sucks
and
it's
also
very
expensive
but
thankfully
YouTube
pays
me
well
nah
they're
just
d
monetizing
me
because
my
videos
are
a
little
explicit
so
maybe
maybe
I
can
make
like
videos
directed
towards
kids
well
I
still
got
sponsors
and
as
long
as
I
got
them
I'm
solid
and
your
stripes
today's
sponsor
is
8
ball
pool
editor's
choice
on
the
App
Store
I
was
sold
right
away
definitely
wanted
to
work
with
them
now
something
very
important
to
me
personally
with
a
game
like
this
is
that
the
movement
of
the
pool
balls
is
natural
and
thankfully
they
are
he
actually
gets
something
out
of
a
win
in
this
game
because
a
comeback
is
always
on
the
table
a
ball
pulls
level
system
make
sure
that
you're
not
being
spoon-fed
wins
every
game
was
a
challenge
as
it
should
be
play
matches
to
increase
your
ranking
and
gain
access
to
the
most
exclusive
match
locations
I'm
Way
past
my
local
dive
bar
catch
me
scratch
it
in
Moscow
and
here
is
your
fun
pool
fact
of
the
day
the
word
queue
referencing
the
cue
stick
comes
from
the
French
word
queue
meaning
tail
8
ball
pool
just
released
a
new
feature
the
pool
pass
which
is
skill
base
where
you
will
be
able
to
unlock
coins
avatars
queues
and
exclusive
emotes
so
just
play
in
the
game
support
my
channel
by
downloading
8
ball
pool
via
my
link
below
and
if
you
have
the
game
on
your
phone
you
can
use
this
so
reward
link
to
claim
the
exclusive
hype
cue
go
discover
the
new
opportunities
of
the
leading
billiard
game
on
mobile
with
the
pool
pass
feature
I'm
gonna
start
out
a
little
more
frisky
this
episode
and
I
just
figured
why
give
this
random
drink
free
press
when
I
can
support
my
peoples
gay
recep's
called
mr.
G
G
H
I
got
10%
off
I
figured
since
I
carry
my
mic
in
my
videos
now
I
can
actually
carry
it
while
I
shoot
so
the
audio
is
not
complete
[ __ ]
in
this
part
of
the
video
innovation
guys
this
crazy
thing
okay
I
was
not
going
to
the
direction
I
wanted
to
here's
a
problem
the
mic
is
thrown
off
my
center
of
gravity
cuz
I'm
like
this
so
when
I'm
shooting
now
if
you
give
a
[ __ ]
about
anything
I
say
in
this
video
you
might
have
remembered
that
I
have
a
hazard
cuff
scale
a
punishment
scale
if
you
will
so
for
every
hazard
cup
I
hit
I
get
a
different
punishment
and
it's
usually
worse
so
my
first
punishment
on
the
hazard
scale
is
chug
a
beer
which
honestly
I'm
fine
with
this
chug
goes
out
to
the
people
that
still
use
my
for
night
crate
across
outs
out
to
you
guys
people
seem
to
think
that
I'm
an
alcoholic
when
I
do
these
videos
and
I'm
not
gonna
say
you're
wrong
but
I
am
gonna
say
stop
making
me
look
in
the
mirror
like
that
alright
as
bad
boys
going
in
no
games
no
carnival
still
recording
you
saw
that
I
can't
retake
that
was
bad
house
money
that
was
money
and
that
was
the
cup
I
was
aiming
for
all
these
years
I'm
not
missing
another
shot
this
whole
[ __ ]
episode
truth
you
know
let's
do
some
good
instead
of
just
you
know
showing
alcoholism
to
all
the
miners
out
there
from
now
on
every
Cup
I
miss
I
will
donate
$1
to
team
trees
org
and
keep
that
movement
going
now
if
you
look
at
this
beautifully
made
chart
or
diagram
here
that's
a
Twitter
Cup
so
I
take
a
Twitter
suggestion
okay
I
got
my
10
Twitter
suggestions
here
and
I'm
gonna
say
number
22
and
our
first
Twitter
suggestion
comes
from
Justin
Wang
and
he
suggested
special
poetry
slam
I
don't
know
what
that
is
but
it
sounded
interesting
okay
we
are
watching
special
poetry
slam
intro
life
and
drag
Elvis
werewolf
okay
Justin
you
trying
to
get
me
canceled
my
dude
listen
I'm
all
for
the
edgy
jokes
on
this
channel
but
I'll
put
I'll
play
your
little
game
I
will
play
your
little
game
okay
we're
gonna
give
this
one
a
shot
new
viewers
it
was
nice
knowing
you
special
poetry
slam
intro
he's
a
fan
of
pies
so
he
said
right
hey
guys
future
me
here
just
wanted
to
let
you
know
that
I
have
no
[ __ ]
clue
how
I
heard
that
the
first
guy
I
still
hear
that
he's
a
fan
of
pies
zero
clue
my
name
is
Cece
and
I
like
shoes
you
really
gonna
say
that
Cece
can
even
do
the
joke
I
can't
even
do
the
joke
Justin
do
the
joke
I
will
not
laugh
you're
going
to
hell
I'm
not
I'm
not
I'm
coasting
he
means
a
me
and
I
like
to
play
jokes
on
people
fine
after
hours
I
like
beer
is
good
for
you
god
damnit
Travis
if
you
aren't
an
American
Hero
I
don't
know
what
you
are
William
and
I
like
to
wear
dresses
brought
to
you
by
fart
inhaler
become
it's
my
name
is
Amy
and
I
like
to
play
jokes
on
people
but
let's
get
back
to
playing
pong
before
things
get
out
of
control
so
just
in
case
you
haven't
disliked
this
video
yet
I'm
gonna
keep
shooting
[ __ ]
my
SD
cards
running
out
of
footage
it's
a
good
thing
I'm
gonna
sing
this
bad
boy
in
right
here
baby
easy
are
you
[ __ ]
kidding
me
well
inside
a
Miss
you
guys
are
gonna
think
I'm
purposely
aiming
for
this
no
because
if
I
hit
every
hazard
cup
the
games
done
and
what
fun
is
that
you
want
me
to
end
on
special
poetry
slam
you
want
that
to
be
the
only
video
that
I
review
this
entire
episode
if
you
look
on
the
hazard
scale
the
second
punishment
is
taking
a
shot
shout
out
to
Dan
for
this
Krupnick
bottle
shout
to
mr.
B's
team
trees
baby
from
being
100%
honest
it's
looking
pretty
bad
right
now
but
have
no
fear
I'm
actually
gonna
start
trying
doesn't
count
if
I
take
a
peek
at
my
handy
dandy
diagram
that
was
a
quitter
Cup
okay
random
number
seven
that
suggestion
comes
from
Jake's
world
definitely
Instagram
comedy
I've
been
waiting
to
see
this
[ __ ]
oh
well
Jake
you're
in
for
a
treat
because
plot
twist
I
love
Instagram
comedy
okay
so
let's
actually
go
to
Instagram
for
this
bad
boy
right
here
I
don't
even
know
what
the
[ __ ]
to
search
though
do
I
just
search
creators
that
I
think
are
dog
[ __ ]
I
can
totally
do
that
let's
look
at
uh
knock
Curtis
Lepore
pics
whatever
the
[ __ ]
his
name
is
he's
always
been
pretty
dog
[ __ ]
let's
see
if
he
uh
if
he
picked
the
game
up
at
all
wait
for
it
with
Jerry
purpdrank
and
see
he's
still
in
that
wave
to
diving
for
watermelons
all
this
[ __ ]
vine
career
this
is
copyrighted
music
so
whatever
you
hear
is
not
what
that's
what's
actually
in
the
video
you
gotta
be
[ __ ]
kidding
me
that's
what
you
guys
find
funny
you
almost
have
been
begged
to
sell
coming
up
with
this
lol
no
they're
just
untalented
and
not
creative
J
Mendoza
look
at
this
[ __ ]
circle
jerk
of
Instagram
comedians
who
are
like
oh
my
gosh
dude
this
is
so
[ __ ]
funny
now
come
on
seaming
on
my
post
come
see
me
you
know
what
i'ma
check
myself
that
was
not
enough
for
me
to
genuinely
get
angry
now
if
that's
a
pattern
I'm
gonna
get
really
angry
but
let's
see
when
you
take
from
the
hotel
mini-fridge
who
is
a
sponsored
post
bang
energy
let's
see
[Music]
you
see
there's
a
thing
you
got
to
look
for
with
comedians
if
you
go
back
like
four
or
five
years
in
my
catalog
you'll
notice
how
certain
things
have
evolved
right
I
mean
I
must
have
been
doing
vine
when
I
was
like
19
I'm
25
right
now
it's
been
six
years
so
that's
six
years
where
pics
could
have
improved
his
comedy
adjusted
it
gave
any
[ __ ]
type
of
[ __ ]
about
it
it's
still
the
most
basic
low-hanging
fruit
[ __ ]
a
man
you
got
this
drink
is
so
good
oh
man
it's
expensive
that's
the
punchline
it's
a
lot
of
money
what
are
we
gonna
pay
for
it
you
[ __ ]
idiot
it's
funny
cuz
I'm
Indian
with
a
mustache
get
it
cuz
I'm
a
wee
I'm
a
character
I'm
not
some
other
white
guy
it
wouldn't
be
as
funny
it's
funny
cuz
I
look
different
give
me
money
bang
bang
bang
I'm
right
here
I'm
right
here
I
can
bring
you
actual
[ __ ]
engagement
instead
of
a
bunch
of
[ __ ]
kids
in
the
comments
saying
I
love
your
pics
respond
dad
look
at
the
top
comment
oh
my
god
I
love
the
way
you
endorse
bang
energy
the
other
ads
I've
seen
are
really
corny
and
lame
this
one's
different
this
one's
not
corny
or
lame
cuz
you
know
what
I
had
a
big
law
while
watching
it
my
[ __ ]
scooby-doo
look
at
all
these
verified
accounts
commenting
on
[ __ ]
fire
concept
your
creative
shut
the
[ __ ]
up
Jenna
shut
your
ass
up
put
on
a
special
poetry
slam
again
I'm
ready
I
think
we
can
go
[ __ ]
ourselves
now
alright
what
was
i
doing
what's
happening
alright
we
got
two
Hazzard
cups
left
picks
is
a
millionaire
I
think
I
got
this
dollar
donated
to
team
trees
org
let's
go
baby
that
doesn't
count
right
stop
that
doesn't
count
right
that
doesn't
count
stop
stop
that
doesn't
count
how
if
I
hit
three
Hazzard
cups
and
two
regular
cups
how
the
[ __ ]
is
that
even
possible
is
this
video
just
gonna
be
the
special
poetry
slam
and
pics
I
watch
videos
of
to
say
people
not
clickbait
that
includes
pics
so
if
you
look
on
my
punishment
scale
the
third
hazard
is
chug
uh
right
o'clock
I
refuse
to
give
white
claw
press
cuz
you
guys
did
my
boy
Trevor
Wallace
dirty
this
one's
for
the
person
who
told
me
they're
gonna
make
my
own
personal
pong
table
I
don't
know
if
they're
lying
but
that's
what
they
say
they're
gonna
do
so
I
mean
if
that's
if
that's
the
case
that's
dope
but
oh
yeah
gluten-free
I
haven't
eaten
for
like
seven
hours
nor
drank
water
so
this
might
not
be
a
good
time
I
refuse
to
hit
that
last
hazard
cup
I'm
gonna
start
putting
down
the
mic
when
I
shoot
how
about
that
and
I'll
pick
up
the
mic
if
I
have
something
to
say
I
think
that's
fair
suck
my
dick
looking
at
my
very
intricate
diagram
that
is
Instagram
suggestion
which
we
have
not
had
yet
Instagram
suggestion
is
14
old
music
comment
sections
okay
okay
that's
a
little
more
toned
down
I
can
do
that
I
can
do
that
old
music
comments
sections
okay
let's
look
at
old
music
what's
this
is
all
gonna
have
to
be
completely
muted
or
replaced
by
the
way
let's
go
through
some
different
genres
dr.
Dre
Snoop
Dogg
and
good
old
days
when
you
actually
understood
what
they
were
rapping
about
see
this
is
what
this
is
what
I
was
looking
for
good
old
days
when
you
actually
understood
what
they
were
rapping
about
I
hate
I
was
born
in
the
wrong
generation
as
dude
it's
so
stupid
man
I
like
all
this
old
music
and
I
was
born
in
the
wrong
generation
I
should
have
been
born
when
polio
was
still
a
thing
no
you
[ __ ]
idiot
you
just
like
old
music
that's
normal
good
music
will
stand
the
test
of
time
that
will
always
be
the
thing
let's
look
at
some
Frank
Sinatra
it's
not
fair
that
my
parents
got
this
and
I
get
cardi
B
you
know
what's
amazing
about
people
who
really
hate
new
music
when
they
talk
about
old
music
they
never
discuss
the
shitty
artists
from
the
past
you
know
why
because
they
didn't
make
it
their
music
came
and
then
went
so
when
you
grab
this
best
of
these
highlights
of
a
certain
period
of
a
certain
genre
that's
gonna
look
really
[ __ ]
amazing
compared
to
whoever
the
[ __ ]
you
say
nowadays
especially
if
you're
referring
to
what
you
consider
to
be
a
bad
artist
that's
like
playing
NBA
2k
and
putting
the
East
all-stars
against
the
Phoenix
Suns
it's
illogical
you're
not
congratulating
the
East
All
Stars
you're
saying
why
did
we
do
this
matchup
to
begin
with
it
doesn't
make
sense
thirteen-year-old
girls
listen
to
this
once
I
don't
belong
to
his
dinner
generation
you're
right
you're
right
iris
I
got
you
Doug
let
me
try
and
hit
that
front
cup
that
should
be
easy
whoa
let's
go
babe
well
now
that
was
a
hell
of
a
shot
it's
almost
like
he
hits
those
do
you
hit
those
cuz
if
you
do
show
everybody
with
my
new
merch
and
a
tri-blend
t
premium
pullover
hoodie
classic
crewneck
sweatshirt
premium
long-sleeve
tee
multiple
colors
multiple
sizes
teespring
coms
last
bad
pong
get
it
now
what
does
a
diagram
save
for
that
front
front
cup
is
a
twitter
suggestion
all
right
let's
get
that
[ __ ]
cup
out
of
there
all
right
Twitter
eight
okay
this
one
is
from
gage
gunner
ridiculous
gender
reveals
let's
do
it
[Music]
see
that's
a
thing
we're
like
there
was
a
lot
of
work
put
into
that
but
it
was
just
it's
funny
I
feel
like
the
men
always
high-five
each
other
it's
like
damn
each
other
I'm
this
is
a
boy
let's
go
men
could
you
put
any
less
confetti
in
that
[ __ ]
box
it's
cisgender
she
miscarry
even
though
these
are
like
fails
these
are
just
cute
I
don't
know
I
can't
really
like
rib
on
these
so
uh
let's
shoot
more
pong
okay
I
can
definitely
do
a
rewrite
but
I
gotta
hit
one
more
Cup
so
let's
do
that
are
you
serious
I'm
actually
upset
not
even
because
I
have
to
take
shots
but
there's
still
six
cups
there
I've
done
four
things
no
[ __ ]
I'm
not
gonna
end
the
video
not
now
I
will
do
no
such
thing
three
two
one
come
on
rack
them
up
baby
let's
go
baby
oh
wait
I
reracked
and
now
I
don't
know
where
the
suggestion
lies
let's
do
Instagram
cuz
we've
done
more
Twitter
let's
do
eleven
this
suggestion
is
roast
more
fans
if
you
guys
don't
know
I've
made
two
videos
where
I
roast
my
fans
because
they
sent
me
like
300
photos
they're
still
in
a
folder
somewhere
[ __ ]
I
gotta
find
them
hold
on
I
was
going
in
order
when
I
was
roasting
fans
I
hope
I
remember
where
I
finished
roast
more
fans
the
funny
thing
is
it's
been
so
long
that
it's
very
possible
that
the
people
I
make
fun
of
right
now
are
not
fans
anymore
[ __ ]
it
here's
this
guy
I
don't
know
if
you
guys
can
hear
this
but
all
I
hear
is
pot
ah
you
look
like
Malfoy
became
a
door-to-door
salesman
I
gotta
be
honest
lady
that
smug
seductive
look
you're
going
for
does
not
work
when
you're
wearing
a
[ __ ]
JP
Morgan
Chase
Bank
shirt
how
you
get
a
thirst
trap
with
capitalism
maybe
you're
just
a
really
innovative
hooker
just
so
you
guys
know
I
take
Zell
you
got
dressed
the
bad
bunny
this
morning
brother
host
ah
I'm
looking
at
your
sweatshirt
is
that
supposed
to
be
Selena
or
a
dude
named
Sal
that
looks
like
Selena
Hey
give
it
up
for
my
friend
teeth
you
you
look
like
one
of
my
old
co-workers
and
it's
really
freaking
me
out
stop
you
look
like
a
guppy
fish
I
don't
know
this
is
a
great
but
your
face
just
reminds
me
of
the
word
guppy
because
he's
a
street
drummer
that
Bourbon
Street
deserves
but
not
the
one
it
needs
right
now
you
know
when
they
say
secure
the
bag
they
don't
mean
it
literally
right
it
also
doesn't
really
fit
your
outfit
is
this
even
yours
what
he's
a
sidekick
when
Batman
is
already
Robin
I
think
that
is
enough
of
bad
content
pong
for
now
if
you
enjoyed
this
video
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video
tweets
and
my
youtuber
recommendation
for
today
is
J
Aubrey
I
actually
found
J
Aubrey
through
one
of
my
patrons
because
they
suggested
his
channel
he
makes
his
breakdown
videos
on
specific
youtubers
characters
situations
but
you
can
clearly
tell
there's
a
lot
of
editing
and
then
there's
a
lot
of
research
his
last
two
videos
for
sure
have
been
popping
off
where
he
talks
about
Lilly
Singh
and
on
easy
on
he's
good
if
you
ever
feel
like
you're
out
of
the
loop
and
you
want
to
be
filled
in
and
he's
discussing
this
person
this
is
the
channel
to
go
to
comment
on
this
video
and
say
you
suck
mister
gg
2019
I
think
that'll
be
fired
I
think
he'll
really
get
the
point
and
also
don't
forget
to
support
today's
sponsor
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ball
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this
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for
like
3
weeks
now
I
had
sponsor
issues
not
with
a
ball
pool
had
to
shoehorn
some
[ __ ]
in
there
there's
footage
from
my
new
apartment
my
old
apartment
it
is
all
a
work
in
progress
but
the
most
important
thing
we
can
take
from
this
teespring
comm
/
bad
pong
I've
been
extremely
absent
on
merch
which
is
an
absolutely
stupid
thing
to
do
when
you
have
an
audience
on
YouTube
and
YouTube
itself
is
spiraling
in
ad
Rev
so
if
you
guys
[ __ ]
with
the
merchants
you
want
to
help
support
me
in
the
channel
get
yourself
something
clean
I
wish
I
had
a
physical
copy
to
show
you
but
the
merch
along
with
everything
else
I
studied
in
this
office
is
in
route
if
you
have
watched
this
video
all
the
way
to
this
point
know
that
I
thoroughly
appreciate
you
because
taking
a
long
break
on
YouTube
is
dangerous
but
I'm
glad
that
all
eight
of
you
stuck
around
this
long
if
you're
watching
type
in
the
comments
geez
Bob
Saget
got
tall
just
so
I
know
who
are
the
real
ones
I'll
try
and
make
sure
to
scour
through
the
comments
so
I
can
hit
you
with
that
little
course
so
cut
to
me
bag
apong
anyways
as
always
I
am
mister
GG
and
I
am
out
hello
customer
service
did
you
pay
your
bill
broke
[ __ ]
excuse
me
how
many
lights
are
on
the
router
there's
only
one
light
sir
knock
knock
who's
there
Go
Go
who
go
[ __ ]
yourself
[ __ ]
oh
man
I
love
when
all
Indians
slightly
chubby
man
speaking
that
stereotypical
Indian
accent
oh
[ __ ]
that
is
my
weakness
man
go
[ __ ]
yourself
mother


sponsored by brilliant just over a year ago Apple announced the all new iPad pro gone was the home button and touch ID and the Lightning port Spanos snapped were half the bezels in their place was a true depth camera and face ID and a USB C port all wrapped up in a modern retro design language it was controversial at first because all that a 12 X power and liquid retina grace just felt so underserved by the iOS 12 feature set it shipped with that was 2018 this is 2019 and while the Adams have gone without an upgrade the bits have finally started coming into their own with iPad OS an offshoot of iOS 13 we've also seen some discounts now a hundred or a couple hundred bucks off the top as we head into the holidays and you can keep it locked to thrifter calm to see just how low it goes either way the question remains have we gone from super high price to slightly more affordable more importantly have we gone from bleeding edge hardware limited by software to outdated Hardware made functional at longest last or have we finally found the perfect balance at least until the next update let's figure it out I'm Rene Richey and this is the iPad pro review one year later and also vector the current iPad pro has what I consider to be the best industrial design Apple's released in the last few years I love the looks of both the Apple watch and iPhone but there's something about taking the bigger rounder edged iPhone 10 design and combining it with the flatter edge squared-off look of the iPhone 4 and 5 that just works so well I want it everywhere the smaller iPads the next iPhone hell reports the Mac books out of it like the shards of narsil there was some concern about the durability of the new design right after it launched some reports basically confused and conflated normal minor manufacturing deviations with abnormal unacceptable bends and breaks basically to separate those things out if the iPad pro didn't sit completely 100 percent flat but curved by whatever fraction of a tiny millimeter was within design tolerances it was fine if it came out of the box Bente buckled or broken though you had every right to go back and have it replaced immediately I expect Apple will figure out a way to make the design even more sturdy over time at least against anything but the excessive deliberate force we've seen in some videos but metal bends just like glass breaks plastic cracks and ceramic shatters so if you're clumsy like me get AppleCare Plus as for me my old twelve point nine inch iPad pro was ever so slightly curved within tolerances and I never even noticed it until I look specifically for it my current twelve point nine inch iPad pro is completely flat and it's never bent not a bit not over the last twelve months of being stuffed into a variety of daily carry and camera bags and used and abused at home on planes at coffee shops on the road in hotels pretty much everywhere and anywhere you can abuse an iPad so is my pixel four by the way still flat and yeah I feel the same way about this as I do that the ipad pro's promotion display is still terrific as well the dynamic refresh rate goes to 120 Hertz for super extra smooth scrolling and then drops back down for energy efficiency in less than the blink of an eye it's just so much better than how the pixel 4 is currently doing 90 Hertz very different implementations over very different technology stacks yes of course but to the eye just better I do miss real HDR though high dynamic range Apple bought into the whole LCD HDR thing with the previous generation of iPads Pro but backed away from it with this one which was smart they just can't achieve the deep blacks and sustain brightness levels the way OLED displays do and now that I've got not only iTunes HDR and Netflix but Disney plus an Apple TV plus and they're much better bitrate I want it everywhere last year oled still didn't have enough consistency for iPad sized panels and it's unclear how expensive those panels would be even if enough of them could be produced to handle the extra demand that comes from iPad scale rumours are now pointing towards mini LED though not to be confused with micro LED which is even still further out I don't know if that'll ultimately give me the OLED levels HDR I'm looking for or not Apple brands it is XDR on the pro display after all but I'm really super eager to find out because for the other thing the display is already fantastic especially now that the screen to bezel ratio has changed and you get to see so much more in either the same size space on the 11 inch or the slightly smaller even more portable twelve point nine inch after a year of daily if not hourly use I've come to feel like face ID on the iPad pro is both better and worse than face ID on the iPhone 10 series it's better in that the true depth who works from any orientation portrait and landscape top bottom left and right it's just how face ID is meant to work its how the pixel four is faced on lock works and it's how I want the iPhone to work but it's worse in that the current portrait position of the true depth camera is less convenient for me than if it was situated on a landscape side since everything from using it with the keyboard to watching movies to getting the most out of side by side apps keeps it in landscape mode I typically end up using it when it's in that position almost all the time and that puts the camera on the side and then I'm almost always blocking the camera with my hand at least at first when I'm using FaceTime forget about it the camera is so far over the side it just makes everything feel super goofy imagine trying to use a Mac if the camera was on the sign instead of on the top I've always wanted and been asking for the iPad to have the camera in landscape instead and it's even more pressing with true depth but on the iPad pro it's become more complicated as well that's because Apple has used the exact place I want it for the Apple pencils magnetic inductive charging tech and as we know from every transporter accident ever in the history of Star Trek two objects trying to occupy the same space at the same time just never works out well for anything putting the camera at the bottom where the keyboard would dock is even Huawei levels worse still I'd love Apple to figure out something better otherwise face ID on its own is still a terrific experience and one I'd love on the Mac books as soon as in humanly possible I know I must sound like a broken record looping stream whatever the kids call it these days but I still think the cameras on the iPads are under served all of them some worse than others the iPad pro cameras have always been better than other iPads but have never been anywhere nearly as good as the iPhones these were at least 4k 60 frames per second because the new iPad pros are so thin they've lost an element in the camera system taking it back down from 6 to 5 and lost optical image stabilization as well Apple uses smart HDR off the a 12x neural engine to compensate but like I said in my pixel 4 of you good glass + great algorithm still isn't as good as great glass + great algorithms so while I still love the idea of the big viewfinder especially for professional video work I'd still rather take a bigger camera bump if it would mean getting better cameras like actual iPhone 11 quality cameras I'm not asking for the whole 3 camera system I mean I would totally take it if it was offered but I'm not asking for it at least not yet but the pro brand has to mean something and to me it has to mean more than just being the best of the best at editing and outputting photos and video and has to be the best of the best at taking photos and videos - especially as we move into the next phase of AR now I know adding all that and keeping prices not only from getting any higher but the same maybe even bringing them back down is an incredibly hard challenge but hopefully that's something time and scale will fix the Apple a 12x remains a monster an absolute monster and I'm sure we'll get an A 13 X or whatever comes next next but even a year later this 8 performance for efficiency 7 graphics core with the knurl engine just crushes everything else in its class even things beyond its class including what intel is doing with its Y series silicon and ultralight laptops it's proven more than capable of handling every app and game I've thrown at it and with style about the only thing still holding it back from running the biggest and baddest Mac OS style apps is memory the lower storage capacity iPad pros have 4 gigabytes of RAM the one terabyte version has 6 gigabytes of RAM but that's the most memory you can get by contrast a baseline MacBook comes with 8 gigabytes and you can upgrade to 16 gigabytes the new 6 inch macbook pro can go all the way to 64 gigabytes likewise it can also go to 8 terabytes of storage and swap so fast it's hard to actually hit a resource limit even if you try as apps like real Photoshop start coming to the iPad pro and hopefully Final Cut Pro Logic Pro Xcode and more they're gonna hit up against that lower RAM limit and swap and hard yes iOS or iPad OS is very different from Mac OS and the silicon can throw bits around like nobody's business but at some point it feels like the memory even the storage options are gonna have to catch up with the Mac because everything else including and especially the battery life has been beyond terrific even when traveling and bad signal and roaming hits the radio like a ton of bricks it just keeps going and going at the airport on the plane at the coffee shop in the hotel everywhere it goes so long I still get legit surprised when 20 percent battery warning even pops up USBC has been likewise terrific not having to use a powered hub for hungrier accessories like you do with lightening iPads is just all shades of liberating I'm tempted to say I now want to USB seaports like the MacBook Air or better one on each side when Apple released the original pencil after a decade of using Wacom I called it the best digital experience I'd ever had no air gap no reticule no digitizer very low latency it just felt like drawing and writing directly on the glass it was also incredibly convenient to top up when you needed to though in an utterly ridiculous way that made it easy to lose the cap but there was no similarly convenient way to carry it around with your iPad you had to carry it separately like you would any other pen Apple pencil to fix the charging problem entirely the magnetic inductive charging along the top in landscape mode is ludicrously good whenever I stopped using it I just snap it back on the charger and the result is it's just always charged at this point I've almost forgotten it even has a battery but only almost because as convenient as a magnetic charger is and fun to fuss with in an almost air pods case flipping way it's not strong enough to keep the pencil too attached in my bag at least not for long it's not even strong enough that I really feel confident carrying it around with the pencil attached when I'm racing around a city going from meeting to meeting in stark contrast to the first pencil I haven't lost a single one yet but I'm still nervous I'm going to various cases have loops Samsung lets you jam the whole thing into the body Microsoft's latest lets you hide it between the keyboard and frame I don't know if Apple could inset the connection point create a stronger magnetic lock mode add something to the smart Keyboard case or just figure out the solution I never knew I wanted but I'd love for there to be some way to have my pencil and not have to worry about it falling off - other than that I am totally head-over-heels in love with pencil - it's the better best digital tool I've ever used with iPad OS 13 Apple has also managed to crank up the responsiveness which is sort of like Tesla telling you they've cranked up the launch speeds it's still more natural for me to draw an erase with different hands like I was trained to do in every art in design school since I left childhood but I do like and use the double tap to toggle between tool States it works well enough that I wonder about Apple adding more controls like the air pods Pro half so I could assign something to a long squeeze for example maybe even a triple squeezed media pause and play fast app switching has so many possibilities functionally the second generation smart keyboard works and feels to me pretty much the same as the first I still like that it's simple to unfold and protects the back of the iPad I still don't like that even though the back has a camera cutout if you fold it back to actually use it like a tablet it covers the camera and worse than the old model it puts the keys directly under my fingers which feels like bubble wrap and I can't resist pigeon with it I also really still like that you can set it at two different angles but not that you can't set it at any angle especially now that you can't put it in an easel mode like you could the original and I'd still love some equivalent to the software trackpad mode where I could swipe across the keys to move selection and the cursor that way I could truly work without having to take my hands off the keyboard and mentally switch modes back and forth the typing experience remains tremendous way better than any bit of molded taffeta fabric has any right to be I can work as fast on it as I can my MacBook Pro and since the mechanisms aren't exposed I've never had to worry about getting some water or even coffee spilled on it the first and second time I reviewed the iPad pro last year it was before iPad OS was even announced nevermind shipped after iPad OS was announced I revisited the iPad pro but it was still early days now almost six months since the first beta and almost three months since release I'm still drunk and giddy of all of its potential but I'm also a little more sober about its current reality beyond iOS 13 being buggy in general I've already done a whole video on that I still love that iPad OS is finally its own thing if for no other reason than if Apple doesn't keep up its momentum every year it'll be wicked obvious on the WWDC stage by its absence not that I want them to overload themselves like they did this year but well-paced with equal time to new features and paying down technical debt like Apple did with iOS 12 and I'd be in heaven total tablet Evan with iPad OS we got a ton of new long time coming features this year including multi-window eng for every app it works really really well with a persistent consistent anything you can drag you can drop into its own window mechanic but I still find the execution of that mechanic the getting in and out totally gesture overloaded I still trip all over myself all the time between having to swipe twice for the dock and miss triggering the drag gestures to get apps off the dock and it all just really needs something that doesn't cause so many collisions so always I'm clumsy yes but the software should absolutely take that into consideration I don't know what the solution is maybe separating the setup from the usage date might work either way when the windows are set up and I'm researching on one side riding on another and swiping messaging in and out when and as I need it then well but I'm cooking for those specific tasks because of the way it still imposes focus maybe even more productively than on anniemac it'd be even more interesting if I could have slide overs for each side and pre-assign apps to them so they could just pull them in and out whenever I wanted I also love that the new files app lets me access pretty much anything local external and server side but it still feels a bit like wading through water compared to the speed flexibility and accuracy of the finder on the Mac yes still it's a huge improvement over what didn't exist before I just hope Apple keeps iterating on it sidecar which lets you use your iPad as a second screen for your Mac has been absolutely transformative for pro workflows I can dual screen with Final Cut Pro 10 pretty much anywhere any win which means I feel like in this studio even when I'm on the road desktop class Safari has been terrific fixed everything for about 99% of the websites I ever go to the new font system though which is tied to apps even three months later still seems like a problem that needs to be solved there are a few things though that still remain on many lists for example will Apple push things like multi-user support further than just the classroom context it's currently limited to or if I'll get my guests bored so I can pass some on my iPad without giving them access to all my personal data and if and when we'll get those mobile centric versions of Final Cut logic and Xcode and more that really light these pro atoms on fire with full-on prolapse all that said iPad OS is still absolutely the best thing that's happened to the iPad since the iPad pro and if Apple keeps pushing it forward the way they've been pushing iOS and watch iOS forward I'm super optimistic the rough edges will be smoothed out and faster than they ever would have otherwise if a lot of this has come off as me being super critical about the iPad pro it's because I need to be while Samsung makes great tablet hardware Android is basically given up on tablet software while Microsoft makes fantastic Windows laptops there's still traditional Windows laptops with detachable keyboards more than they are any true tablet experience like the mp3 market was basically an iPod market the tablet market has become basically an iPad market and the current iPad pro is amazing as it is easily tied with the Apple watch for for the most amazing product Apple made last year and while Apple has repeatedly proven they can compete with themselves the more feedback we can give them on doing just that that even more amazing products will get so just one year 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so I'm making a movie lots of you have expressed interest in supporting its production financially today we're going to talk about why I won't let you I've been here before I crowdfunded my first feature film on IndieGoGo I set the goal at 3 grand made less than half of that only had 8 backers but even then it was a huge headache that attempt at crowdfunding was back when I probably had around a thousand subscribers I know I could start a crowdfunding campaign today and get a metric ton more money I'd have way more people willing to pitch in way more people willing to be ambassadors for the projects folks who will go out and seek other people to get involved in the production - I've had some big money people talk with me and give me some big estimates of how much money they think that I would be able to raise if I go the crowdfunding route a second time but I ain't gonna do is there are three big reasons why I'm choosing not to crowdfund this time around even though everybody around me is telling me that I ought to reason number one is that crowdfunding is time consuming and the more backers you have for your project the more time-consuming it becomes if you're going to do a successful crowdfunding push that means you're going to have to be well-organized and often the organization comes at the expense of the project itself managing a crowd fund is multifaceted to start with you're gonna have to get the word out this means doing press both local and online with all different kinds of publications from hometown newspapers to podcasts to internet publications getting those interviews managing them timing them well it is a ton of work to put it all together plus you've got to spread the word within your own community I'm still struggling with getting youtube to notify my subscribers that I'm posting new videos at a crowdfunding campaign on top of that no chance there's also a near certain possibility that you're going to end up alienating people in your corner of the internet if I want to make sure that everybody knows about the crowdfunding going on that means I have to mention it again and again and again across all different types of social media to some folks this feels like you're constantly beating them over the head and asking them for money big turn-off figuring out that proper advertising balance within your community it's hard and once you step outside of your community and you try to get the general public in volved you're gonna be on thin ice to not look desperate and you'll have to work hard to make your campaign stand out amongst the sea of other projects folks can choose from I don't think I can do that but let's say you're better than me even if you do manage to get the word out about your project then you've got to actually start delivering those promised perks fulfilling perks is probably the most time consuming aspect of the entire crowdfunding process if you've got t-shirts hats merch physical deliverables and even digital exclusives all of that has to be organized and coordinated I'm trying to make a movie it requires my complete and total attention if I burn myself out trying to make sure that over a thousand backers from all different levels and all different locations get their appropriate rewards in a timely manner I'm not going to have any time to properly prep the film but even if I do somehow get the word out and somehow get the perks out I'd still have to make sure to regularly update the backers as to the status of the project every step of the way but you know sometimes there's really no news to report we aren't all Hazzard time there is no news some backers grow really really upset when they feel as if they're out of the loop and some backers they feel really entitled to make that loop as close as possible so if they don't see an update for your project every week you're going to end up catching heat for it the point is for my flick managing a campaign would take a lot of time and it's time I would rather spend making the actual film better secondly the dirty little secret that they don't tell you about crowdfunding if you want to do it right it's gonna cost money most crowdfunding platforms charge a small usage fee but that's not the whole story all of that campaign management that we just talked about that requires help sometimes big budget crowd funds actually end up having to hire folks whose sole job is to sort all of the logistics of the fundraiser out if I'm a filmmaker I want to use the money that I raised to improve the overall quality of the picture not to pay a bunch of staff who have to sit around and figure out who gets sent which reward and web which by the way creating those perks whether it's merger signed props or whatever those production and postage costs they all have to come out of the final that you end up raising so let's say hypothetically I have a thirty dollar perk in which backers get a free t-shirt I might have to spend ten bucks of that thirty dollar investment to get that shirt printed and sent off combine those costs with the costs associated with advertisement and the downsides start stacking up pretty fast and what if you end up not reaching your goal are you really okay with being out the money for attempting to kickstart a project that never even gets past pre-production the reality is that crowdfunding is an uncertain investment in and of itself which sounds counterproductive right I mean why add more uncertainty to the mix please that's what I'm thinking but finally and perhaps most critical to me is and this probably sounds selfish I don't want to owe anybody I think there is something to be said for total ownership of your work I've often found and Kickstarter's gone bad that backers sort of feel an entitlement to the project which they should to some extent after all they've given out of their own pockets to support it but when over a thousand people feel as if they're part owners of a creative work that they did no creative work on it can cause a lot of volatility I mean think about it best-case scenario let's say you meet your goal you're gonna owe people a movie and that in and of itself is a tall order you owe that movie no matter what if you don't finish they will be upset and they will seek retribution what if things go wrong during production and you aren't able to finish the movie to your liking poor what if you're not able to finish the movie at all too bad you've got backers that are expecting a product these investors will be mad if there are delays but delays happen an independent film production all the time sometimes they stretch on for years these investors will be mad if the movie stinks they will be mad if the movie flops note that those two aren't necessarily the same thing but considering that this is an independent production the probability that the end product will not meet expectations is incredibly high if your backers are disappointed in the movie if they feel you could have used the funds better you're going to have a damaged reputation this can jeopardize future projects you may want to attempt and you might lose what very well could have otherwise been a lifelong fan backer backlash is Incred Blee common why would I want to subject myself for any of you to the possibility that that happens so after a lot of thought in consideration I think I'm going to take my own risks with my own money I'm gonna try and make something with no outside financial strings attached now to be clear I don't know if this is how I'm going to operate in the future but I do think it's how I want to operate right now for what it's worth I know that I am incredibly fortunate to be in a position to do any of this at all I've been able to make my ends meet primarily through things like Adsense on many of my channels videos which allow folks to support me in an indirect way and through the occasional sponsorships that help keep food on the table and help keep the lights on while I pursue certain passions I've got a merch store that's the thing I do now apparently and every purchase on that store goes towards supporting the stuff that I'm working on I also do have a patreon page folks can support me as a creator directly it's not just a particular project although it's been around for two years it still accounts for the smallest form of income for me 128 people as of recording this video that's a little over 1/10 of a percent of my subscriber base so about 99.85% of my audience doesn't support me monetarily and they don't have to most of them they simply can't and that's ok they can help me as a creator by sharing my videos with others as cliche as it is that really does help the channel to grow I know that I'm lucky to have the support that I do I'm lucky to have you all watching and although this thing that I'm working on will take a while maybe a long while before it'll be ready when it is I hope that you'll be here to check it out and if you are considering 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