this
episode
of
weekly
weird
news
is
sponsored
by
manscaped
and
by
stitch
fix
you
know
who
we
haven't
heard
from
in
a
long
time
that's
right
Martin
shkreli
he's
been
locked
up
in
prison
for
almost
two
years
now
for
securities
fraud
and
the
only
updates
we've
gotten
since
then
we're
about
a
year
ago
when
he
got
sent
to
solitary
confinement
for
using
a
contraband
cell
phone
to
try
and
run
his
companies
from
prison
and
then
more
recently
a
few
months
back
when
all
of
his
efforts
to
get
his
case
appealed
were
denied
so
Martin
shkreli
is
still
on
track
to
get
out
of
prison
in
September
of
2023
which
is
three
and
a
half
years
from
now
oh
wait
or
is
he
well
yes
but
you
see
the
crazy
thing
about
skellies
legal
troubles
that
got
him
locked
up
has
always
been
that
they
had
absolutely
nothing
to
do
with
what
actually
got
him
famous
in
the
first
place
hugely
inflating
the
price
of
prescription
drugs
in
September
2015
he
became
the
most
hated
man
in
America
when
it
came
out
that
his
company
turing
pharmaceuticals
had
raised
the
price
of
daraprim
and
that
went
from
$13.50
per
pill
to
$750
per
pill
just
a
slight
boost
you
know
it
happens
yeah
but
yeah
instead
of
simply
shutting
the
[ __ ]
up
and
letting
the
news
fade
which
it
absolutely
would
have
shkreli
accepted
every
major
news
interview
invitation
that
he
was
offered
so
that
he
could
make
sure
that
everyone
in
America
knew
for
a
certain
that
he
didn't
feel
the
least
bit
bad
about
any
of
this
but
again
that's
not
what
got
him
in
trouble
with
the
law
because
our
for-profit
health
care
system
is
a
nightmare
and
it's
totally
okay
for
drug
companies
to
do
this
in
fact
investors
encouraging
yeah
he
was
he
was
doing
everything
right
apparently
well
okay
so
it's
okay
to
an
extent
because
this
week
the
New
York
State
Attorney
General
filed
an
FTC
lawsuit
against
Martin
shkreli
and
turing
pharmaceuticals
which
is
now
known
as
vieira
pharmaceuticals
for
violating
antitrust
laws
with
the
price
of
daraprim
great
yeah
so
it
turns
out
most
of
what
shkreli
Entering
did
with
daraprim
was
fine
but
where
it
actually
gets
into
illegal
territory
is
how
they
made
it
next
to
impossible
for
competitors
to
develop
their
own
generic
versions
of
daraprim
other
drug
makers
weren't
allowed
to
purchase
daraprim
for
analysis
nor
could
they
acquire
the
key
ingredient
needed
to
replicate
it
that's
anti-competitive
and
potentially
illegal
it's
totally
fine
to
buy
the
rights
to
a
drug
and
jack
up
the
price
however
you
like
but
you
have
to
allow
for
other
companies
to
develop
their
own
version
if
they
want
to
but
before
you
get
a
big
justice
boner
/
Martin
shkreli
potentially
facing
consequences
for
the
thing
that
originally
made
him
infamous
it
doesn't
sound
like
this
would
add
any
more
prison
time
for
shkreli
which
white
find
whatever
he's
gonna
be
in
there
for
a
while
it
would
be
fines
and
also
a
lifetime
ban
from
working
in
the
pharma
industry
good
it
would
also
be
kind
of
just
a
small
victory
considering
how
many
other
bigger
drug
companies
engage
in
much
worse
behavior
without
technically
violating
any
laws
also
while
surely
and
Turing
were
pretty
blatant
in
maintaining
their
monopoly
lots
of
other
big
pharma
companies
use
smarter
tactics
that
are
perfectly
okay
in
a
Bloomberg
article
about
this
the
case
this
week
the
writers
spoke
to
a
law
professor
named
Michael
carrier
who
said
quote
with
daraprim
you
can
make
a
straightforward
application
of
antitrust
law
everything
they
did
had
anti-competitive
effects
and
no
pro
Competition
justification
it
was
maintaining
its
monopoly
by
taking
actions
that
had
no
other
rationale
other
than
keeping
competition
away
and
here's
the
next
paragraph
when
I
asked
him
why
that
was
any
different
from
say
Humira
which
is
it's
just
a
very
expensive
drug
carrier
responded
with
one
word
patents
AB
V
has
protected
humorous
monopoly
by
surrounding
the
drug
with
dozens
of
add-on
patents
a
practice
called
evergreening
although
the
ordinary
person
might
view
those
patents
as
being
solely
intended
to
maintain
the
drugs
monopoly
courts
tend
to
give
great
weight
to
patent
protection
to
make
an
antitrust
case
against
Humira
the
authorities
would
have
to
argue
that
its
add-on
patents
are
frivolous
that's
not
a
winning
argument
even
if
it's
true
the
article
also
mentions
multiple
other
perfectly
legal
ways
that
Big
Pharma
uses
the
law
to
their
advantage
to
do
basically
the
exact
same
thing
martin
shkreli
and
touring
pharma
did
but
without
getting
in
trouble
such
as
just
paying
off
generic
manufacturers
to
not
make
generics
of
their
drugs
easy
yeah
nearly
ten
percent
of
Americans
are
diabetic
and
the
price
of
insulin
just
keeps
going
up
because
this
is
a
for-profit
business
that
doesn't
actually
give
a
[ __ ]
about
sick
people
so
while
Charlie's
current
prison
sent
never
felt
like
the
Justice
we
all
wanted
and
this
new
legal
matter
kinda
does
it's
still
the
system
itself
that's
broken
this
case
isn't
gonna
fix
any
of
them
although
that
the
Chicago
just
passed
a
law
capping
the
price
of
insulin
per
month
which
is
good
it's
still
expensive
yeah
it's
an
improvement
yeah
why
can't
they
just
do
that
everywhere
seems
like
that
would
be
a
good
step
forward
yeah
cuz
in
some
places
it
cost
like
$1,000
a
month
in
some
places
you
just
get
a
plane
ticket
to
Canada
or
Mexico
and
you
just
buy
it
there
and
yeah
what's
the
big
deal
the
system
works
just
fine
no
moving
on
now
though
the
world
certainly
does
need
a
hero
and
as
we've
covered
in
the
past
there
are
plenty
of
real-life
superheroes
out
there
protecting
the
streets
or
at
least
dressing
up
in
weird
costumes
and
walking
around
in
the
streets
at
night
one
of
the
most
famous
real-life
superheroes
is
Phoenix
Jones
who
since
2011
has
sought
to
protect
the
people
of
Seattle
from
bad
guys
and
actually
been
somewhat
successful
at
it
over
the
years
he
stepped
in
and
prevented
car
thefts
it's
broken
up
fights
stopped
people
from
driving
home
drunk
and
apprehended
fleeing
suspects
I
mean
that
all
makes
sense
when
you
see
someone
dressed
up
in
a
costume
like
that
yeah
just
kind
of
stuff
like
if
you're
in
a
real
fist
fight
and
a
costume
superhero
showed
up
you
just
first
you'd
be
like
wait
what
the
hell's
going
on
I
don't
let
that
smoke
and
then
you
calm
down
yeah
a
Phoenix
Jones
even
had
his
own
team
of
superheroes
for
a
while
from
2011
to
2014
he
led
the
rain
city
superhero
movement
which
included
fellow
masked
Seattle
crime
fighters
thorn
Buster
doe
Green
Reaper
the
Mantis
prodigy
Gemini
no
name
catastrophe
thunder
88
Penelope
Red
Dragon
midnight
Jack
Karma
sky
man
and
el
caballero
if
you've
read
Watchmen
though
you
know
maintaining
a
big
group
of
superheroes
is
almost
always
doomed
to
fail
and
in
2014
Phoenix
Jones
released
a
statement
saying
this
I
started
fighting
crime
years
ago
it
inspired
a
lot
of
people
to
do
the
same
I
really
thought
that
having
a
large
group
of
civilian
crime
fighter's
was
a
good
idea
I
was
wrong
it
takes
a
certain
type
of
person
to
do
this
job
correctly
and
unfortunately
I
have
inspired
worked
with
and
even
taught
some
of
the
wrong
kinds
of
people
as
of
today
the
rain
city
superhero
movement
is
over
I
will
be
patrolling
solo
and
was
Super's
I
trust
I
want
you
to
know
by
doing
this
I'm
losing
friends
I
have
shared
unforgettable
moments
with
but
if
I'm
going
to
call
myself
a
superhero
I
must
hold
myself
and
friends
to
high
standards
I
mean
he's
he's
making
a
sacrifice
it's
part
of
that
hero's
journey
yeah
they
nobody
said
it
was
easy
the
statement
then
continues
with
Phoenix
Jones
basically
saying
the
other
members
of
our
CSM
were
out
of
shape
not
properly
trained
and
exhibited
poor
judgment
quote
I
just
can't
in
good
conscience
continue
to
put
my
seal
of
approval
on
people
I
feel
are
not
loyal
or
properly
trained
okay
anyways
why
are
we
talking
about
Phoenix
Jones
this
week
well
it
would
seem
that
despite
his
own
very
high
standards
for
the
moral
character
of
Seattle
superheroes
Phoenix
Jones
was
arrested
this
month
after
selling
MDMA
to
an
undercover
cop
what
providing
a
good
time
to
a
citizen
in
need
that
sounds
like
a
superhero
task
lock
him
up
no
let
him
out
so
someone
perhaps
one
of
his
former
teammates
who
felt
wrong
someone
that
switched
to
a
villain
he'll
turn
someone
tipped
police
off
to
the
fact
that
Phoenix
Jones
real
name
Ben
Fedor
was
a
big-time
drug
dealer
a
narcotics
detective
texted
him
to
set
up
a
deal
for
$500
worth
of
MDMA
and
the
deal
went
down
at
a
local
Starbucks
a
few
more
deals
were
attempted
but
it
seems
that
Phoenix
Jones
his
spider
sense
was
tingling
because
he
no
showed
the
cop
twice
and
then
just
ghosted
them
completely
yeah
so
the
cop
need
a
new
identity
a
party
girl
named
Laura
who
really
needed
some
cocaine
for
a
birthday
party
a
bunch
of
her
friends
from
out
of
town
were
visiting
for
a
Phoenix
Jones
and
his
girlfriend
seemingly
they
were
really
stoked
about
this
and
he
texted
back
and
forth
the
cop
for
days
before
showing
up
at
the
at
the
hotel
that
the
party
was
being
held
at
and
being
promptly
arrested
in
possession
of
four
grams
of
blow
again
superhero
swooped
in
to
give
everyone
a
great
time
yeah
what's
the
problem
officer
oh
I'm
sorry
I
was
using
my
powers
for
good
yeah
they're
out
on
bail
now
but
it's
hard
to
imagine
Phoenix
Jones
reputation
as
a
fighter
of
crime
survives
the
multiple
drug
dealing
charges
he
now
faces
although
is
it
really
a
crime
some
would
say
no
well
he
did
he
I
mean
he's
he's
publicly
he's
in
the
past
talked
about
stopping
drug
dealers
and
well
you
know
why
don't
be
taking
it
again
resound
get
the
dealer's
out
of
our
neighborhoods
lay
up
yeah
back
when
weed
was
still
illegal
it
was
like
I
don't
know
depends
on
the
circumstance
oh
I
might
take
down
a
weed
dealer
and
then
steal
all
of
his
Goods
and
resell
them
at
a
higher
markup
because
I've
taken
someone
off
the
streets
and
thereby
reduced
the
amount
of
people
you
can
buy
it
from
yeah
I
mean
that
could
have
been
the
plan
all
along
ice
ice
a
Seattle
forgives
this
man
forgive
him
Seattle
I
don't
I
don't
know
it
by
his
own
admission
he
he
did
a
bad
thing
so
yeah
I
mean
it's
it's
about
consistency
you
know
not
being
a
hypocrite
yeah
if
he
had
started
out
as
like
a
superhero
like
the
white
flame
or
whatever
that
guy's
name
is
from
DC
this
would
have
been
completely
fine
yeah
I
know
I'm
nothing
about
superheroes
though
let's
talk
about
supervillains
a
few
weeks
back
in
the
headlines
part
of
the
show
we
mentioned
how
the
city
of
tempe
arizona
has
been
plagued
by
a
graffiti
artist
tagging
words
penis
man
on
everything
in
sight
starting
in
november
dozens
of
locations
throughout
tempeh
were
tagged
by
penis
man
and
he
became
somewhat
of
a
local
hero
to
people
who
appreciate
seeing
the
word
penis
written
on
things
I
love
it
but
a
villain
to
local
police
however
and
their
authority
was
clearly
being
undermined
here
so
they
did
not
like
it
yeah
they
they
wanted
to
catch
their
man
and
he
was
making
him
look
like
budgie
amateurs
bunch
of
Keystone
Cops
with
the
way
he
was
just
kept
getting
away
with
it
you
know
so
yeah
we
regret
to
inform
you
now
and
unfortunately
the
penis
man
has
been
apprehended
and
on
mouth
and
his
name
is
Phoenix
Jones
business
you
know
this
man
38
year
old
Dustin
Schumer
was
arrested
after
a
witness
saw
him
drive
away
from
a
tagging
and
he
wrote
this
on
Facebook
following
his
release
from
jail
I
just
spent
the
last
24
hours
in
Tempe
and
Phoenix
police
custody
for
spraying
penis
man
they
raided
my
condo
and
vehicle
and
swarmed
my
entire
complex
in
West
Phoenix
with
25
heavily
armed
SWAT
officers
and
pointed
a
silenced
assault
rifle
in
my
face
anyone
with
any
doubt
who
the
bad
guys
are
here
be
certain
it
is
the
City
of
Tempe
City
of
Phoenix
and
police
forces
Valley
wide
there
is
no
excuse
for
pointing
an
ar-15
the
face
of
a
non-violent
offender
I
[ __ ]
agree
yeah
that's
a
bit
overboard
the
man
put
I
mean
he
he
painted
some
stuff
like
yeah
he's
probably
not
he
was
destroying
property
technically
you
don't
need
to
bring
the
[ __ ]
SWAT
team
down
there
for
sure
and
also
like
by
his
own
description
of
how
he
was
caught
definitely
did
not
take
the
most
important
legal
advice
shutting
the
[ __ ]
up
yeah
because
just
cuz
you
drive
away
from
a
crime
scene
doesn't
mean
you're
the
one
that
committed
the
crime
I
think
he's
proud
of
it
though
he
that's
not
slinging
the
attention
yeah
the
ego
is
West
right
and
I
am
penis
man
even
if
he
wasn't
he
took
credit
for
it
everyone
loves
penis
man
yeah
I
will
be
the
penis
man
well
it
sounds
like
this
penis
man
has
problems
with
authority
but
he
did
make
sure
to
clarify
in
a
follow-up
comment
quote
for
the
record
I
hate
the
institution
of
the
police
but
I
do
not
think
every
single
cop
is
a
bastard
to
say
they
all
are
is
in
my
opinion
stooping
to
their
level
of
profiling
some
of
the
detectives
I
met
seem
to
be
genuine
penis
man
fans
you
know
we
actually
like
we
all
thought
it
was
pretty
funny
between
you
and
me
I
like
the
tags
made
me
laugh
every
time
I
saw
you
yeah
but
that
could
also
be
like
their
manipulate
I'm
like
just
admit
we
all
think
it's
pretty
cool
every
time
they're
trying
to
get
a
confession
look
man
I
would
kill
my
wife
too
I
know
you're
saying
you
didn't
do
it
but
man
who'd
be
cool
if
you
did
I
wish
I
wish
I
could
meet
penis
man
what
a
cool
guy
okay
owes
me
okay
gritty
let's
be
honest
we
all
want
to
punch
a
child
every
once
in
a
while
you
finally
got
to
do
it
now
just
admit
it
so
we
can
all
give
you
a
handshake
and
a
pat
on
the
back
yeah
I
know
in
an
interview
with
the
phoenix
new
times
a
few
days
later
penis
man
here
claimed
that
he
actually
isn't
even
the
original
penis
man
just
a
copycat
quote
I'm
not
the
original
there
are
hundreds
of
copycats
with
very
distinctively
different
handwriting
penis
man
is
bigger
than
just
one
man
yeah
now
if
that's
true
penis
man
it's
not
gonna
be
stopping
anytime
soon
and
maybe
you
know
vigilantes
will
go
out
there
and
double
the
numbers
of
penis
man
tag
this
man
is
the
idea
it's
the
Guy
Fawkes
mask
of
the
new
decade
perfect
yeah
penis
man
it's
it's
not
a
person
it's
an
idea
the
idea
to
write
penis
man
on
things
with
spray-paint
powerful
idea
you
can't
kill
an
idea
meanwhile
though
Dustin
Schumer
who
the
police
believed
to
be
the
penis
man
is
facing
one
felony
count
of
crime
trespassing
at
a
critical
public
service
facility
eight
counts
of
misdemeanor
criminal
damage
defacing
and
16
felony
counts
of
aggravated
criminal
damage
defacing
a
school
that
is
a
lot
of
crime
and
you
can
go
away
for
a
long
time
with
all
those
felonies
and
never
have
a
job
again
and
could
very
well
ruin
his
life
but
if
you
feel
like
supporting
penis
man's
legal
proceedings
he
of
course
has
a
go
fund
me
set
up
for
that
yeah
there
you
go
support
local
art
mm-hmm
it's
it
really
put
temp
I
on
the
map
I
mean
they
there
was
a
bunch
of
Facebook
groups
instrument
like
penis
man
trackers
like
a
lot
of
people
were
really
into
penis
man
seems
like
did
the
police
they
were
the
alone
was
it
didn't
like
it
and
like
also
this
is
[ __ ]
Maricopa
County
kind
of
a
notoriously
like
[ __ ]
up
Police
Department
yeah
you
know
is
sadistic
and
absolutely
would
send
the
entire
department
down
to
break
some
guys
door
down
cuz
he
did
a
tagging
crime
now
they're
gonna
so
penis
man
outside
and
110
degree
weather
and
a
makeshift
prison
camp
yeah
that's
part
of
their
thing
that
they
do
well
so
stay
strong
out
there
penis
man
or
PETA
yeah
penis
men
but
yeah
if
you
saw
if
you
based
on
what
this
guy's
facing
probably
best
to
not
keep
the
idea
alive
because
if
you
get
caught
doing
one
there's
gonna
slap
you
with
all
the
other
ones
as
well
yeah
yeah
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oh
good
cuz
you
know
I
used
to
think
politics
was
a
tragedy
but
now
I
know
it's
a
comedy
no
conservative
pastor
says
Jesus
would
have
beat
the
crap
out
of
John
Bolton
cuz
the
mustache
no
grace
cuz
he's
not
loyal
yeah
that's
true
the
it's
not
it's
not
I
love
how
the
narrative
his
shift
is
like
he
didn't
do
it
Trump
didn't
do
the
thing
they're
saying
it's
like
well
who
didn't
but
like
what's
the
big
deal
also
like
anyone
who
snitched
like
John
Bolton
basically
a
Democrat
so
like
what
the
[ __ ]
man
despite
his
forty
years
of
loyal
service
to
the
Republican
Party
well
yeah
this
this
man
of
the
cloth
no
this
Jesus
man
once
beat
up
John
Bolton
he
he
like
he
said
he
met
him
at
the
White
House
cuz
this
just
Arthur
fist
shaking
this
guy
who
like
essentially
leads
a
cult
like
he
obviously
got
to
visit
the
White
House
and
like
lay
his
hands
upon
President
Trump
and
bless
him
purty
said
when
he
was
there
he
met
John
Bolton
thought
he
was
thought
he
was
an
ally
at
the
time
mm-hmm
now
he
knows
it's
like
I
should
I
should
have
beat
the
shotty
right
there
the
White
House
mm-hmm
well
as
we
all
know
Jesus
very
famous
for
beating
the
[ __ ]
out
of
people
yeah
yeah
but
Nate
with
when
he'd
get
hit
he
would
turn
the
other
cheek
hey
just
just
a
deck
yeah
just
don't
wind
it
up
yeah
just
to
wind
up
you
see
the
only
reason
he
got
crucified
was
because
there
was
too
many
Romans
yeah
he
he
outnumbered
if
you
read
the
Bible
read
between
the
lines
he
knocked
out
two
three
hundred
before
they
finally
got
him
yeah
mm-hmm
that's
why
it
was
so
bloody
when
he's
on
the
cross
from
the
other
does
other
people's
blood
that's
from
you
should
have
seen
now
they
don't
print
that
nope
moving
on
Senator
Richard
burr
deals
out
fidgets
spinners
two
Republican
senators
before
impeachment
trial
because
obviously
they're
very
bored
by
just
sitting
there
not
listening
the
entire
time
yeah
well
I
didn't
even
know
if
it'd
spinners
still
existed
but
I
guess
this
guy
found
him
oh
yes
that's
this
is
this
is
how
in
touch
with
the
world
your
your
politicians
are
well
well
they
had
to
do
something
with
all
the
ones
they
ordered
from
China
after
they
like
weren't
cool
anymore
yeah
also
do
you
see
he
was
Mitt
Romney
got
in
trouble
for
bringing
chocolate
milk
in
that's
cuz
you're
only
on
the
next
1000
yeah
okay
here's
an
extra
Romney
busted
with
contraband
chocolate
milk
bottle
on
senate
floor
so
they
were
only
allowed
to
have
regular
white
milk
and
water
yeah
right
and
they
have
candy
dishes
that
you
can
pick
from
everyone
some
yeah
and
the
reason
for
like
the
milk
is
like
I
guess
in
like
the
1950s
or
whatever
like
everyone
everyone
just
had
a
[ __ ]
holster
in
their
stomach
it
was
just
a
thing
like
everyone
over
the
age
of
40
no
had
just
stomach
ulcers
going
constantly
so
they
allowed
milk
because
it's
like
you
know
it's
one
of
the
only
things
that
can
calm
that
[ __ ]
down
and
yeah
I'm
Mitt
Romney
decided
to
fly
a
little
too
close
to
the
Sun
for
a
Mormon
buy
ad
you
know
taking
a
little
chocolate
milk
instead
of
regular
milk
yeah
pretty
wild
stupid
rules
though
coffee
would
be
nice
although
Rob
Mormon
he
probably
wouldn't
drink
that
he
could
yeah
but
it
would
be
easier
for
him
to
mask
the
chocolate
milk
this
is
like
yeah
it's
just
coffee
with
cream
yeah
that's
no
only
believing
like
mr.
Romney
you
have
never
had
coffee
in
your
entire
life
what's
in
that
guy's
no
what
do
you
got
there
smell
shock
no
smoke
it
'smoke
I
swear
to
God
mocha
is
chocolate
sir
you
would
know
that
if
you
drank
coffee
Mike
Bloomberg
baffles
with
campaign
ads
showing
him
eating
big
gay
ice
cream
is
too
short
where's
my
ice
cream
thank
you
hmm
big
gay
ice
cream
is
the
best
yeah
so
yeah
I
love
big
gay
ice
cream
apparently
big
gay
ice
cream
is
a
brand
of
ice
cream
that
I
looked
it
up
they
have
like
five
locations
four
of
which
are
like
basically
in
Manhattan
yeah
not
even
like
the
other
boroughs
just
Manhattan
and
then
they
have
like
another
one
just
one
location
in
Philadelphia
so
me
and
your
average
person
outside
of
those
two
very
specific
areas
see
oh
I
see
a
guy
talking
about
big
gay
ice
cream
like
sorry
what
the
[ __ ]
yeah
what
I
like
the
comma
does
that
mean
someone
replied
I
think
to
one
of
our
posts
about
it
and
was
like
someone
came
into
my
store
and
asked
me
for
it
I
like
what
the
[ __ ]
do
you
say
yeah
so
weird
a
weird
thing
to
post
on
your
campaign
for
president
of
the
entire
United
States
yeah
but
I
think
there's
nobody's
got
online
let's
set
the
record
straight
there
is
nothing
wrong
with
big
gay
ice
cream
no
it's
just
[ __ ]
ass
we're
dad
yeah
what
it
want
to
say
the
way
he's
acting
it
hey
where's
my
ice
cream
hmm
I
love
big
gay
ice
cream
yeah
it
feels
like
everything
this
guy
puts
out
feels
like
Tim
and
Eric
like
it's
it's
it's
funnier
every
day
that
Brad
Evans
and
Nick
Cirelli
did
the
moves
like
Bloomberg
thing
like
two
months
ago
cuz
it's
feeling
more
and
more
like
the
actual
sort
of
aesthetic
someone
had
to
have
seen
that
and
they
were
like
look
this
is
really
catching
on
with
p.m.
we're
gonna
win
viral
win
the
cringe
vote
I
mean
say
what
you
want
the
cringe
boat
is
does
represent
a
good
portion
of
America
speaking
of
Bloomberg
we
talked
earlier
this
week
about
how
he
likes
to
greet
dogs
by
grabbing
their
muzzle
and
shaking
it
in
a
way
that
looks
on
looks
uncomfortable
and
potentially
get
your
fingers
bit
but
here's
the
next
headline
Mike
Bloomberg
presidential
campaign
released
his
dog
ad
a
day
after
his
snout
shake
video
goes
viral
and
let
me
just
play
that
ad
Mike
Bloomberg
is
the
man
to
lead
us
he
will
create
more
jobs
Mike's
not
afraid
of
the
NRA
not
one
bit
trust
me
I
go
get
it
done
yeah
get
it
yes
yes
it
does
not
tweet
Oh
like
my
I
like
Mike
I
lick
Mike
[Music]
I'm
by
Oberg
stalk
I
approve
this
message
I'm
Mike
Bloomberg
and
I
approve
this
message
all
right
so
I
like
I
said
I
lik
Mike
Bloomberg
yeah
he's
getting
the
cringe
vote
and
he's
getting
the
dog
vote
this
man
clearly
wants
to
become
president
he
is
very
serious
about
it
yeah
I
am
assured
that
one
of
the
dogs
in
this
ad
was
the
one
that
was
eventually
fired
from
movie
past
their
PR
department
Chloe
yeah
someday
I
lost
my
job
Mike
Bloomberg
ready
to
do
to
help
some
girl
on
Twitter
like
tweeted
recently
she's
like
man
the
highlight
of
my
career
was
when
my
dog
got
featured
in
the
movie
path
he
was
like
former
movie
path
employee
who's
like
his
her
dog
they
got
featured
in
the
photos
great
movie
past
perfect
yeah
more
politics
reporter
says
Mike
Pompeo
cursed
and
demanded
she
find
Ukraine
on
a
map
after
interview
yeah
also
just
a
very
beloved
journalist
from
NPR
yeah
oh
he's
Kelly
yeah
she's
like
not
she's
not
like
one
of
these
[ __ ]
cable
news
Talking
Heads
like
she's
an
actual
[ __ ]
zones
yeah
travels
all
the
time
isn't
like
I
camera
which
degree
she
has
specifically
but
she's
essentially
an
expert
yeah
on
Europe
in
general
and
of
all
the
people
for
him
to
choose
to
like
play
the
game
that
they
obviously
had
set
up
in
order
to
like
trick
people
because
you
well
she
was
interviewing
about
the
interview
was
supposed
to
be
about
Iran
and
she
brought
up
Ukraine
and
he
was
very
upset
that
this
wasn't
discussed
earlier
so
he
he
stormed
out
of
the
interview
and
then
he
sent
one
of
his
staffers
out
she's
like
hey
Mary
Louise
can
you
come
back
we
just
want
to
talk
to
you
for
a
second
and
they
walked
her
out
then
she
says
yeah
because
the
interview
was
like
6
minutes
long
she's
like
he
talks
it
he
yelled
at
me
for
like
longer
than
the
actual
interview
was
and
then
he
had
a
map
ready
just
a
map
of
the
world
with
no
borders
just
that
ready
to
go
like
very
weird
that
they
would
have
a
map
without
any
like
indication
of
what's
on
it
he's
like
I
bet
you
don't
even
know
where
Ukraine
is
show
me
where
it
isn't
because
she's
like
this
is
her
[ __ ]
job
there's
like
it's
right
there
and
he's
like
and
said
okay
of
all
the
places
to
lie
about
and
say
that
she
pointed
to
they
said
that
she
pointed
to
her
finger
went
to
where
Bangladesh's
which
is
like
nowhere
near
even
your
so
it's
like
there's
no
duh
that's
that's
Asia
yep
there's
no
way
she
was
that
wrong
yeah
it's
it's
a
lie
anyway
but
to
make
it
that
unbelievable
was
like
maybe
like
shoulda
said
like
she
pointed
to
Romania
yeah
it's
around
the
area
yeah
like
no
she
pointed
to
Bangladesh
this
guy's
a
[ __ ]
maniac
and
he's
in
charge
of
all
of
our
now
foreign
policy
so
that's
cool
yeah
and
like
a
[ __ ]
weird
evangelical
oh
yeah
he
like
fully
believes
that
if
we
you
know
the
only
the
only
reason
we
need
to
stick
up
for
Israel
is
because
there's
the
prophecy
in
the
Bible
that
like
once
all
the
Jews
are
back
in
Israel
then
the
the
rapture
can
come
yeah
uh
yeah
he's
he's
sort
of
a
doomsday
guy
and
yeah
that's
the
guy
making
our
foreign
policy
decisions
good
stuff
French
firefighters
are
setting
themselves
on
fire
to
protest
McCrone
economic
policies
it's
[ __ ]
badass
they're
not
like
it's
not
self-immolation
they're
I
don't
know
the
wearing
fireproof
suits
or
something
but
it's
they
would
know
best
these
dudes
and
[ __ ]
like
fire
suits
some
of
them
in
Joker
makeup
with
like
gladiator
helmets
on
setting
themselves
on
fire
and
being
like
mr.
macro
don't
you
[ __ ]
dare
touch
our
pensions
the
friendship
everybody
calls
the
French
like
[ __ ]
is
full
of
[ __ ]
the
the
French
like
here
in
America
the
government
like
altars
like
social
scared
you
some
[ __ ]
people
like
man
hot
sucks
yeah
in
France
like
they
just
go
out
in
the
street
and
[ __ ]
physically
like
fight
riot
cops
like
they
get
this
[ __ ]
beat
out
of
them
over
the
most
minor
things
like
Oh
a
new
gas
tax
time
to
go
out
on
the
street
and
fight
cops
yeah
for
months
yeah
there's
no
comparison
all
activism
in
America
is
slacktivism
compared
to
what
the
French
do
yeah
and
I
think
it
deserves
more
respect
it
gets
ya
Tennessee
man
arrested
for
smoking
a
joint
during
court
appearance
on
possession
charge
[ __ ]
cat
ass
yeah
you're
free
to
go
yeah
no
he
was
of
course
yeah
he
like
it's
dead
I
couldn't
find
out
whether
he
has
a
lawyer
or
not
but
it
sounds
like
he
was
representing
himself
good
and
yeah
he
like
used
his
opening
remarks
to
literally
just
go
on
a
[ __ ]
rant
about
how
marijuana
being
illegal
is
like
[ __ ]
and
like
yeah
he
he
spoke
truth
to
power
in
that
courtroom
and
then
he
he
ended
his
righteous
speech
by
pulling
a
joint
on
his
pocket
and
lighting
up
in
court
yeah
and
everyone
there's
a
protest
I
think
a
few
people
did
clap
yeah
he
was
immediately
arrested
again
and
now
has
another
marijuana
charge
is
it
a
jury
trial
it
can't
be
a
jury
trial
when
it's
just
drug
possession
right
I
don't
know
cuz
the
jury
if
I
was
in
the
jury
let
this
man
go
yeah
he
raises
a
good
point
yeah
I
wasn't
sure
but
then
he
lit
a
joint
in
the
courtroom
and
I
was
like
he's
got
[ __ ]
rocks
yeah
kinda
looked
like
a
dork
to
me
yeah
but
then
he
did
it
and
I
was
like
[ __ ]
yeah
I'm
gonna
join
in
front
of
a
judge
that's
like
letting
a
cop
in
front
lighting
a
joint
in
front
of
like
ten
cops
yeah
like
let
him
join
him
for
one
cop
oh
he
went
in
front
of
a
judge
let
this
man
go
mm-hmm
a
postal
worker
rented
a
storage
unit
to
hide
mail
because
he
felt
pressured
to
deliver
come
on
jeez
it's
like
one
of
those
things
God
where
you
like
you
don't
you
mess
up
like
once
or
twice
and
then
it
just
snowballed
she's
yeah
it
just
gets
worse
and
worse
for
you
like
you
came
and
faced
I
was
tossing
it
in
the
back
of
the
mail
truck
but
now
it's
the
mail
truck
skew
full
I
gotta
go
take
out
like
a
$50
a
month
storage
units
just
to
hide
all
this
mail
a
lot
of
customers
can
plan
to
not
get
any
of
their
mail
you
know
anything
about
this
oh
no
check
the
truck
it's
empty
yeah
where's
all
the
maple
going
the
funniest
thing
is
like
he
when
he
did
get
caught
how
exactly
he
got
caught
but
it's
probably
just
a
lot
of
mail
on
his
rear
it
was
cooking
yeah
but
uh
yeah
they
they
looked
through
the
storage
units
obviously
like
find
the
mail
that
needed
to
be
delivered
yeah
it
was
like
5,000
pieces
of
mail
but
only
like
200
of
those
mails
were
like
actual
mail
the
rest
was
just
trash
yeah
just
[ __ ]
coupons
and
[ __ ]
yeah
and
you
know
this
man
he's
got
a
point
like
it's
a
big
waste
mail
the
mail
is
[ __ ]
send
me
the
stuff
that's
actually
being
sent
to
me
stop
giving
me
like
I'm
some
how
about
some
[ __ ]
AARP
like
man
ha
ha
ha
yeah
I
get
so
much
[ __ ]
mail
like
because
they
think
I'm
65
years
old
yeah
it's
it's
it's
insanity
I
signed
you
up
for
that
sorry
no
I
don't
look
funny
doing
it
to
my
dad
turned
65
last
year's
I
think
like
on
somehow
my
name
got
attached
to
his
birthday
parade
some
at
some
point
wasn't
some
database
being
prepared
for
the
ears
on
your
sundown
oh
it's
just
an
onslaught
I
get
phone
calls
all
the
time
now
from
like
people
obviously
not
real
but
like
claiming
to
be
the
Social
Security
Administration
like
oh
my
god
like
your
identity's
been
stolen
so
you
need
to
like
you
we
will
help
you
through
this
go
ahead
and
tell
us
the
security
number
nice
try
scammer
now
that's
the
thing
that
sucks
is
like
I
live
obviously
in
an
apartment
so
like
my
mail
slot
is
like
this
big
yeah
if
I
don't
check
it
like
every
day
they
one
one
day
ruins
that
spot
just
crammed
in
and
then
like
if
you
miss
a
day
and
because
they
can't
just
not
deliver
it
so
give
you
have
something
like
actually
important
in
there
they
just
smash
it
in
with
the
rest
it's
[ __ ]
annoying
and
there's
like
a
trash
can
next
to
it
that's
just
constantly
like
overflowed
by
feet
whichever
candidate
says
they're
gonna
do
it
was
spam
they
obey
with
do
away
with
junk
mail
they
got
my
vote
all
right
even
if
it's
Bloomberg
I
don't
know
I
don't
know
about
that
I'll
deal
with
the
mail
man
is
video
trying
to
steal
the
Magna
Carta
that
man
Nicolas
Cage
oh
no
ok
I'm
some
British
the
new
national
treasure
yeah
I
mean
it
is
they
did
just
announced
a
new
National
Treasury
some
good
viral
marketing
so
it's
I
mean
what
else
is
there
left
for
Nicolas
Cage
to
steal
Nicolas
Cage
hired
Mike
Bloomberg
social
team
to
cook
up
this
awesome
viral
app
now
well
uh
apparently
he
was
caught
correct
hey
yeah
I
mean
the
Magna
Carta
it's
isn't
knowing
void
once
he
if
someone
steals
it
um
no
and
he
didn't
get
it
you
know
it's
it's
it's
pretty
well
locked
down
he
gave
it
a
he
gave
it
a
go
but
no
just
testy
dildo
make
sure
it
was
still
secure
yeah
man
masturbates
on
board
e
train
while
combing
his
beard
with
knife
was
it
at
least
one
of
those
like
switchblade
combs
or
was
an
actual
night
it
was
an
actual
knife
I
mean
gonna
masturbate
in
public
and
you
don't
want
to
be
bothered
yeah
you
hold
a
knife
yeah
just
so
they
know
you're
serious
stroke
softly
and
carry
a
knife
this
isn't
a
casual
Jack
this
is
I'm
I'm
dead
[ __ ]
serious
now
this
knife
is
for
my
beard
right
now
but
if
you
get
close
knife
might
be
for
you
buddy
let
me
come
in
my
pants
and
be
done
with
it
yeah
well
and
final
headline
this
North
Texas
business
owner
is
eating
nothing
but
dog
food
for
the
dey's
why
he
owns
dog
food
company
so
he's
trying
to
like
be
like
yeah
it's
good
enough
for
people
I'm
gonna
eat
my
own
dog
food
for
30
days
yeah
he's
like
documenting
on
YouTube
just
[ __ ]
chowing
down
on
dog
food
all
day
they
do
make
some
damn
good
gourmet
dog
not
that
I've
tried
it
yeah
I've
seen
it
yeah
this
this
companies
deal
it's
like
it's
fresh
I
don't
know
if
it's
organic
but
you
know
it's
good
ingredients
these
are
like
real
meals
for
dogs
this
ain't
kibble
yeah
so
he's
he's
doing
it
the
only
thing
is
like
dog
food
doesn't
have
like
salt
or
pepper
in
it
no
seasoned
unseasoned
well
that's
the
quality
of
the
meat
coming
through
then
yeah
it'd
have
to
be
pretty
good
yeah
well
looks
like
it
is
maybe
you
should
order
something
for
your
dog
I've
thought
about
it
I
mean
we
got
a
potential
sponsor
coming
through
I'm
through
four
months
I'm
like
yeah
I'm
down
I
love
they
sponsored
the
show
never
heard
anything
but
if
they
do
I
want
I
want
them
to
lady
because
they
make
you
need
to
write
back
and
tell
them
that
your
dog
is
no
longer
at
risk
of
dying
now
cuz
the
last
thing
they'd
want
is
like
your
dog
the
last
thing
in
eight
when
it
was
going
to
die
is
their
food
dogs
are
always
at
risk
of
dying
though
my
god
this
guy's
dog
has
cancer
we
can't
ship
a
bunch
of
food
now
if
it
dies
it's
gonna
look
like
we
did
it
yeah
it's
just
that's
good
point
well
we
need
to
let
them
know
heads
up
guys
the
dog
is
doing
great
dogs
fine
send
me
a
dog
food
please
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did you know that in 2014 a guy called Bronco Petrovich held his breath for 11 minutes and 54 seconds that is insane that is the longest anyone has ever held their breath without breathing an oxygen enriched gas beforehand like what David Blaine did when he said record of like 60 minutes or something like that it's almost difficult to believe that that's possible however I did a better reading on this and apparently with a little bit of training and the correct technique and activating something called the dive reflex normal people average people can drastically increase the amount of time that they're able to hold their breath I've heard of normal people extending their breath holds two to three and even four minutes within just a matter of weeks of training and that's exactly what this video is about I'm going to try and learn to hold my breath for four minutes I've never tried anything like this before I don't know if this is achievable I'm gonna see how long it takes me this is day one hour zero I'm Mike Voight and I'm pretty average but over the last three years I've been trying to learn new skills as quickly as possible this series is all of our attempted challenges they're out of my comfort zone I want to try things that are extraordinary this is average Mike so I think the first thing to do is to find out how far away I am from my target now who knows I might be closer than I think so I'm just gonna do the longest breath hold I can manage see what the timers see how much work I've got left to do three two one [Music] Walmart well we got a lot work to do so I have heard that an effective way to train for this is to actually use an app because there's an app for everything right so I've downloaded this app called stamina it's an apnea trainer it trains you to hold your breath for longer and what this is supposed to do is to improve your tolerance to see you to build up in your lungs because apparently that's what gives you that feeling that you want to breathe so that's one start do now training using this app let's go [Music] [Music] ah so I can't even complete the easiest training cycle on this app lots of room for progress day two I managed to call for two minutes and almost 5 seconds that's my personal best yet I think that's a 52 second improvement in three days so how is it possible for people to hold the breath for such a long amount of time how is the world record 12 minutes and how does an average person get to 3 or 4 minutes so if you remember that diving reflex I talked about earlier on well it's basically an exploitation of that let's let Patrick from tears who explained this hidden ability a little bit further in order to maximize the amount of time your character can hold their breath you need to take advantage of an exploit called the mammalian diving reflex this is a hidden ability that was a key part of the amphibian built way back during the Devonian expansion it's a special triggered ability that activates when your characters face hitbox touches water it slows metabolic rate reducing the speed at which your o2 meter drains it's essentially a bit of legacy code that the devs forgot to patch out of the game when they added the most recent factions like mammals and birds all vertebrates use this glitch but its most pronounced in mammals this exploit is what has allowed builds like seals otters muskrats beavers dolphins and hippos to function so effectively in the aquatic and marine biomes it can even be used by humans so here's a tutorial on how to make use of it how to activate the diving reflex so you can hold your breath longer trust me when I say that this really works and you can try and lesson fifteen minutes super cheap heart rate monitor off Amazon and it tracks my current hair a first try and relax and get your heart rate down to a resting level next perform to breath holds to about fifty or sixty percent of your current best time take a minute stress between each of these two holds after the second breath hold splash your face with some cold water ensuring you cover your nostrils properly this will trigger the dive reflex relax for another minute and then perform a third breath hold you'll notice that you'll be able to go much longer and be much more comfortable your heart rate will have decreased by up to 25% watch as my resting heart rate drops from 70 to 50 beats per minute this is the diving reflex pretty cool right seals are one of the best at using this ability to see just how well adapted they and many other builds are when in the game of life check out the channel tears ooh seriously this is a fantastic channel guys there'll be a link at the end of the video and in the description [Music] subha is the first time the I have broke the 3-minute mark I cannot believe the progress here so there's no way a YouTube audience is just going to believe me if I say this challenge is done if I do it on dry land it's just too easy to fake this with a little bit of editing so after breaking the 3-minute mark on day 7 it was time to start training properly that is facedown in the water no room for cheating as soon as I began training in the water I started having problems my mind and my heart was racing I was freaking out it's really scary to be facedown in the water holding your breath and I wasn't able to deal with that and these problems are reflected in my times they were dismal I felt like I was starting from scratch I had a long way to go me too just the problem really was a mental one I was panicking in the water I looked into meditation techniques to try and calm down but they were all heavily based on the same theme just take a nice big deep breath and I begin to tune into your breath allow your awareness to move to your breath all you have to do is focus all of your attention on your breath a big deep breath breathing in flows through your nostril expanding breathing in through the nose and all true I found the only way to get over this was to just spend lots of time practicing in the water [Music] eventually my time started improving by day 13 I felt ready to break four minutes [Music] my stopwatch broke halfway through how do I do what was the thing ha stopwatch broke and year was close by also dere was it four minutes it feels like there's not much more to there's nothing more together I really pushed it 339 I think as all I've got to achieve a time of three minutes there and I really did have to push it so to see if four minutes was even doable I contacted Ian Donald a free diving and apnea expert I'm wanting to train to hold my breath for four minutes or more do you think that's an achievable goal most people you can split a breath hole into three sections as far as their the experience of the actual breath hole goes the first third we could say once someone start holding their breath is going to be relatively comfortable second third is where the co2 builds up and you start getting to that threshold where your body just tells you you want to breathe the final third is where your body starts to contract so your diaphragm and your intercostal muscles start to spasm as if to try and bring air in basically so you get this kind of gulping swallowing spasm sensation the reality of it is at the beginning of that last third of your breath hold is exactly that's the beginning of the last third so you can actually go through a significant amount of contractions without being any real risk as long as there's people with you they we all have it in us to be able to hold our breath for longer it's just getting over the initial discomfort which is only there because we don't hold our breath for a long time normally during the day so the takeaway point here there is more time to be hard it's just a case of pushing through the immense discomfort I'm gonna try my hardest to break today okay so clearly this would be the easiest thing in the world to fake so for all the dubious keyboard warriors out there I'm gonna upload an unedited clip of my longest breath hold whether or not I make my target this will be an unlisted video that's linked in the description just in case you're daring me [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] the end of the year is quickly approaching and many people like myself I want enough fresh start in 2019 and perhaps that's learning a new skill maybe just for work or maybe even just for yourself for personal reasons so my advice to you is to start now hit the ground running in 2019 yeah head start jump in the deep end today so if you want to pick up something new but you want to avoid the minefield of online boring overly long tutorials then Scotia is a good place to start it's an online landing platform with over 24,000 classes taught by people who know what they're talking about you can pick up whatever you like animation film production app development and if you just can't get enough of my face I even have two classes on Skillshare - one how to solve the Rubik's Cube and one 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hey
alyssa
guess
what
kind
of
sandwich
i
have
i
don't
[ __ ]
care
kaylee
come
on
guess
what
it
is
ugh
it's
another
one
of
those
bologna
muffins
bologna
and
mustard
sandwich
oh
god
that
that
is
really
gross
don't
show
me
that
again
or
i'm
gonna
puke
okay
guess
what
else
i
have
what
another
bologna
mustard
all
right
so
these
days
i'd
argue
i'm
a
pretty
nice
person
but
that's
because
i
got
that
all
out
of
my
system
between
the
ages
of
birth
and
5
years
old
it
might
not
sound
so
bad
but
believe
me
before
grade
school
i
was
evil
when
i
was
about
3
years
old
my
mom
and
dad
had
given
me
a
bag
of
mini
oreos
during
a
long
car
ride
to
you
know
keep
me
from
screaming
and
vomiting
and
at
one
point
my
dad
was
like
hey
lisa
can
i
have
an
oreo
yes
uh
lissa
yes
there's
no
cream
in
here
where
where
is
it
i
ate
it
now
a
question
you
and
every
parent
on
the
planet
might
be
asking
is
why
are
kids
like
this
between
the
ages
of
about
two
and
three
children
are
focused
on
developing
a
greater
sense
of
self-control
they
pretty
much
realize
wait
you're
not
the
boss
of
me
which
leads
to
things
like
this
there
was
a
time
back
in
preschool
i
remember
i
convinced
my
friend
to
help
me
move
the
slide
from
one
end
of
the
playground
to
the
other
why
because
i
could
but
we
only
moved
it
like
a
foot
before
my
teacher
said
hey
quit
moving
the
slide
and
i
said
no
i
want
to
move
the
slide
quit
moving
the
slider
i'm
calling
your
mom
you're
not
gonna
call
my
mom
oh
yes
i
will
oh
yeah
i
triple
dog
dare
you
she
called
my
mom
but
my
parents
didn't
raise
us
using
corporal
punishment
if
we
got
in
trouble
we
were
sent
to
our
room
to
calm
down
then
asked
to
apologize
for
you
know
drawing
on
the
windowsill
what
can
i
say
i'm
an
artist
my
parents
didn't
think
spanking
was
necessary
that
is
until
one
day
i
was
up
to
my
evil
shenanigans
and
getting
mouthy
at
my
mom
i'm
gonna
lick
all
the
oreos
you're
not
the
boss
of
me
and
she
thought
you
know
what
maybe
i
will
try
this
spanking
thing
and
it
tore
me
apart
you're
not
my
friend
anymore
but
the
story
doesn't
end
there
the
next
day
i
had
a
checkup
and
i'm
not
sure
if
they
still
do
this
anymore
but
the
doctor
asked
my
mom
to
step
out
for
a
bit
to
ask
me
a
few
questions
alone
does
your
mom
feed
you
healthy
food
yes
do
you
play
outside
often
yeah
are
your
parents
nice
to
you
no
oh
do
they
do
they
hurt
you
oh
yeah
they
do
how
often
do
your
parents
hurt
you
ugh
all
the
days
how
do
they
hurt
you
my
mom
beats
me
just
kidding
my
mom
was
really
good
friends
with
my
doctor
so
thankfully
she
was
not
arrested
i
had
no
remorse
though
i
was
still
mad
about
the
spanking
thing
and
my
idiot
self
still
expected
an
apology
and
i
never
got
one
i
don't
know
what
changed
but
eventually
i
grew
up
and
matured
and
i
promise
i
am
no
longer
evil
oreo
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summertime and the livin is easy you've probably been off dangling from ropes wings enjoying long walks on the beach and playing washer toss when it hits you holy crap it's almost time for school I spent all my dough on Moo miss ice-cream and if almost none left for a new laptop well don't worry dear viewer there is still some summer left and we created this video to make buying a cheap laptop as simple as possible so sit back relax maybe grab a cold drink and take in this refreshing sponsor segue because today's video is brought to you by glass wire glass wire lets you instantly see current and past network activity detect malware and block badly behaving apps on your PC or Android device use offer code Linus and get 25% off at the link below [Music] if you're on an extremely tight budget and we're talking about $200 then buying new might not get you a laptop that operates to the level that I'd find acceptable even for just basic web browsing which is why we've got this thing Penn yeah so this right here is the ThinkPad t5 for TP it only cost us two hundred and twenty five u.s. dollars and that comes with a gigabytes of RAM and a 240 gigabyte SSD you can normally find these on like office auctions and they come with out hard drives which is awesome because then like you're throwing the hard drive in the trash anyway and a new SSD only costs like 40 bucks eight gigs of RAM it's still around like 40 bucks or so so you can have a very good little laptop for pretty cheap the only problem with it though is that it's got a screen that's a little bit under while I would consider good these days if you go much dape if you go much lower than that it's gonna come to a point that Windows is going to actually complain to you that it can't show everything on screen and it also has no warranty you don't know what the battery health is and even though it has an i5 it's an old I five and it gets absolutely whooped by a modern one so all that said this is still a very respectable machine and as a bonus I think his old thing pads look pretty cool but maybe whose market just isn't for you like there's no warranty and there's a number of traps to avoid when you're buying a laptop new for under $400 yeah and the first problem is a suspiciously large amount of memory for under $400 you'll be very lucky to find anything above four gigabytes so when you find something that say says 20 gigabytes and be careful because that is likely just four gigabytes of real RAM and 16 gigabytes of obtained memory now obtain will improve the performance of your computer compared to not having it at all but just getting 8 gigabytes of RAM will go a lot further and it also is a commonly paired with a hard drive which brings us to trap number 2 do not buy a hard drive it might be tempting after all it probably has a terabyte of storage but do not be fooled because that storage is molasses slow SSDs have become so cheap that it's basically the only option which brings us to emmc storage it's slow the rum the medicine go down speaking of unreliable our umbrella just kind of like yeah it blew that way but it was about as reliable as EMC storage which is also slow and in many cases you won't be able to upgrade to an SSD if you buy a laptop equipped with this so just buy a laptop that has an SSD which brings us to the final tip of buying a cheap laptop ensure its upgradable before you buy to do this just Google your laptop model followed by teardown hopefully iFixit has a guide although if not check out whatever maintenance manuals or youtube videos are available turneth there are sodium memory slots and swappable storage with all of that in mind my super budget pick is this $309 Acer Aspire 5 it has a Radeon 3 3200 u dual core which is slightly faster than the i5 and the ThinkPad has Vega 3 graphics which might be good for some old games but it does have a 1080p IPS display that just absolutely blows the one of the ThinkPad out of the water now it does only have 4 gigabytes of RAM but that's easily upgradeable this 128 gigabyte SSD is small but an entire two and a half inch bay is open for easy upgrading and the keyboard actually feels pretty solid for looking for the price it's nice and springy not not a short amount of travel C's fine to me yeah it's not as good as the think pad though so true kind of brings us to the surface go when you move up to like a $500 budget you might be tempted to get something that's prettier and like this does have some great things about it this little keyboard it's awesome it's better than what we found on the Acer and it does have a really great touch display that that you can use when coupled with a pen to write out all of the notes that you might need for a class but it does have fun Freddie failed yeah it's just too freaking slow at this price point what you should be looking for is an i5 processor 8 gigabytes of RAM and a 240 gigabyte SSD any specs better than that or things like a touch display at this price or a bonus with that in mind here we have that same Acer Aspire from earlier but this one comes in at $500 and has exactly our recommended specs and is also the first laptop here that I can wholeheartedly recommend it's got a quad core processor it completed the blender BMW test in 11 minutes and 40 seconds that's massively faster than the 19 minutes and 34 seconds recorded by the rise in 3 model this laptop right here is pretty great but don't get married to one specific model or brand just try and find something that's worth like $800 and is on sale for 500 make sure that you get an eighth gen processor those are typically quad core whereas seventh gen or older are only dual core this logic basically holds as your budget increases until around $800 which up until a point the best GPU you can find as an MX 250 which it's better than nothing but you're not going to be playing games on it so yeah yeah when we move up to an $800 budget and this is where things get interesting again here we have the Acer nitro 5 it's got an i-5 with a gtx 1650 it's the first laptop that can really game out of the all the laptops we have here it's got an overclockable display 290 Hertz at least for our model and it's built body I mean it does leave something to be desired but for 800 dollars you're getting your money's worth I think yeah although on occasion at $800 you can get one of these guys right here the surface laptop any qualms about build quality like if you just hone to have them it has probably the best keyboard on the market the aspect ratio of the screen is higher which makes it great for doing things like word projects essays really just a general school stuff and it has Windows hello facial recognition just like Oh something although at this price point you normally can only find 128 gigabyte model and there's no upgrading it so that's a bit of a downer which brings us to a thousand dollar budget where you're just spoiled for choice for thin and light laptops you've got a surface laptop to here you've got the Dell XPS 13 which is just freaking awesome and the ThinkPad x3 90 also looks really promising although we don't actually know yet it's coming in a future video I haven't really tested it now for gaming what you're going to want to look for is the Asus Zephyrus GA 502 D this thing has a third gen Rison 737 50 H a gtx 1660 TI 16 gigs of ram 512 gigabyte SSD 120 hertz IPS panel although it is a 6-bit panel and it's just an extremely solid performer for the price like it's all that you need for gaming really like that's what I'd get yeah but if you're really looking for no compromises well this does compromise a bit and gaming compared to this but if you're looking for video editing really just doing anything school-related the Delhi XPS 15 it's just been the winner for years it came out in like 2015 and although they haven't changed a lot it still just takes but let's go to GTX 16:50 i7 up to six cores and it costs like sixteen hundred dollars or more like at least two grand if you're looking for a 4k display so yeah I mean that's that's basically the level where you start to get to the no compromises zone but if you want absolutely no compromises in any way shape or form you want the Razer Blade 15 it's got an i-9 six core up to an arch DX 2084 graphics and it's got a relatively large 81 hour battery and not only that its display can burn that battery pretty quickly at 240 Hertz now it still works pretty well as a daily carry laptop with most gaming laptops not really falling under that category but it just happens to be really really expensive you should expect to pay at least two thousand although over three thousand four top specs so yeah maybe instead of getting a razor blade it's better to just get the Nitro 5 and flick 2 grand on to your student loans and maybe have some left over for some LTT mercs like what Anthony has on right here this is what I always wear to the beach which speaking of expensive brings 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[Music] [Music] this video is sponsored by audible then a veal nerves upcoming dune is poised to become the event of 2020 and there are as of now no other movies I am more excited for in fact I am so excited that I have decided to take the plunge into the world of Frank Herbert's dune and read all the books in the saga between now and the opening of the movie I've read the original novel before but now I'm taking the deep dive and I will take all of you with me along for the ride as I go through the books one by one I'll do it with a twist though I know the usual recommendation is to read them all in the order they were released that means read the original six novels by Frank Herbert first and then ideally stopped there and if you feel you must and read all the pastiches by Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson in the order they were released and yeah I do want to read those too being a fan of Conan I have room for pastiches in my literary diet anyway reading in the order of release is a Spock would say the logical thing to do I have registered your opinion Spock but decided I don't give a damn but maybe I'm weird but I want to explore the Dune universe in chronological order at least partially one of the things about that that fascinates me the most is the war on the machines although only referenced in Herbert's original books that is the crucial event that set the stage for them and this will carry into the upcoming field of movie as well case in point the band the Jesuit the Mentats and the guild navigators all came about as a direct result of the ban on mating machines in the image of the human mind which is a fancy way of saying they banned any and all artificial intelligence to war on the machines is such critical aspect of Dune that for the extended TV edition of the David Lynch movie it made up the major part of the animated intro sequence we've seen several different iterations of the war against the machines trope in fiction both Terminator and Battlestar Galactica spring to mind but we've rarely seen more than references to the actual war against the machines Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson swore on the machines trilogy although they call it the legends of dune trilogy is all about just that and I'm really curious about it so I've decided to begin there then we'll see what I read next in this video I'll take you through the first part of the legends of June trilogy the balerion key heart in so doing I will first take you through the setup of the story and the main characters and then give you my review and verdict of the book itself after I've done that towards the very end of the video I'll go into the spoiler section and reveal how the book ends setting the stage for the next book before that though I have to make an admission when I say I'm going to read all the dune books what I actually mean is that I'm going to listen to all the dune audiobooks not only do I not have the time to actually sit down and read my schedule is too full for that I can't blow my 20/20 vision reading thousands upon thousands of pages of tiny lettering I'm gonna need my clarity of vision for the movie and you know everything else in life you should absolutely read books as a general thing but focusing in on that tiny little letters for extended periods of time won't do your eyes any Beiber's so to me audiobooks is where it's at also I spend time commuting daily time which otherwise would have been a complete waste and that is when I can put the time to good use with audiobooks even caught myself wishing the journey was longer a couple of times where can you find these audiobooks you wonder well through audible of course this video sponsor audible is the world's leading provider of spoken word entertainment so in addition to audiobook versions of all the do novels as well as just about any other book Under the Sun from fiction to self-improvement audible also hosts podcasts news training tips and so much more every month members get one credit to pick any title plus two audible originals from a monthly selection and access to daily news digest from major newspapers as well as guided meditation programs if you're into that sort of thing all contents can be streamed to your mobile device although I personally recommend downloading whichever content that interest you to your device while on Wi-Fi then you can listen to it anywhere offline without having to worry about data so do head on over to audible and if you want to help out this channel while you're at it visit the link audible.com slash Midnight's edge or if you're in the u.s. text Midnight's edge to 500 500 again I know you're supposed to read them in chronological order and that we brine Herbert and Kevin J Anderson books by all accounts are inferior when compared with Frank Herbert's originals however I've read the original so I kind of know what's coming as such I won't be dissuaded by these books even if they don't hold up as well as the originals I wouldn't recommend complete newcomers to dune to read the books in the order that I'm doing right now but hey follow these videos and I'll give you a decent recounting of the backstory leading up to dune now getting into the chronologically first book in the dune saga know that it takes place roughly at the halfway point between our time and the time of the original dune novel so about 10,000 years after our time but 10,000 years before the events in the original doom if that confuses you since Virginia Madsen said so clearly that no that'd be 0.4 that timescale was the formation of the spacing guild which happened after the machines had been defeated but before they were defeated there was two war against the machines and that is covered in the battle Aryan jihad going in I honestly expected that this book would detail the initial rise of the machines that's what I thought the title be but Larry and Jihad's referred to the butler's as in the Robo servants going on a mission to the post their human overlords as it turned out that wasn't the case at all when the novel begins the machines led by their supreme intelligence omnious have already essentially ruled the galaxy for 1,000 years already and the machine rule came to be in a rather surprising way more than a thousand years before the main story of the book humanity had already settled a large chunk of the galaxy and formed a terran empire if you will however it was lazy and complacent letting machines do all the work and thinking for them through the power of AI a group of highly skilled rogues had ambition however and banded together they renamed themselves after the gods of primarily ancient Greek pantheon called themselves as a group the Titans and usurped to rule over the galaxy in a coup d'etat they ruled by having the machines work for them and act on their behalf and their rule was a long one eventually age caught up with them at this point in the future though there were ways to extend life so the Titans had their brains removed from their mortal bodies preserved in bio fluid canisters and placed into machine bodies allowing their rule to continue as SIMEX well beyond any human lifespan in time though they too got complacent letting the machines do all the work for them while they basically relaxed and enjoyed the good side of Simek life scattered across multiple planets one in particular seeded too much control to the supreme machine intelligence omnious alas in order to aid the Titans omnious too had been programmed with a thirst for conquest once given the opportunity omni's rebelled against his overload and seize control over the planet and thereafter he spread copies of himself to all the other colonized planets ruled by the Titans before they realized what was going on and could mount a counter defense all the SIMEX had been toppled they weren't killed omnious programming prevented that but the former masters were now the humiliated servants of the machines who now ruled the galaxy or at least the planets that the seismic Titans had ruled in the first place and they didn't rule all inhabited planets many planets settled by humans remained free and banded together to fight the advances of the conquering thinking machines several of these free worlds fell but the remaining ones were able to fight the machines off and into an uneasy truce not all humans fought though the followers of Buddha is LOM did not they just wanted to be left alone to worship their gods in peace and sought new worlds where they could do that the rest of humanity considered them traitors for this and therefore saw fit to raid the worlds they settled on and capture and used the followers of Buddhist Lama themselves as slaves to replace the machine workforce meanwhile on the synchronized worlds run by the machines the remaining human population was also used as forced slave labor in other words both the machines and the free humans in the interplanetary in league of nobles as they came to call themselves employ slave labor so needless to say that is a big theme going on here now that was the backdrop flash-forward 1000 years of uneasy truce and the humans have gotten complacent again forgotten about what kind of threat the machines actually represent as generations have passed since there were any open hostilities the machines have just been biding their time though and now they mount their renewed attack on humanity the planets we know from the original novel dune or just be backdrop it is the characters that carry the story and that will connect this story to the larger dune universe the key ones are savior Harkonnen the up-and-coming officer who leads the resistance against Thinking Machines Serena Butler is idealist fiancee and the famous inventor teo Holtzman and his apprentice Norma senba who together will come up with many inventions that are commonplace by the time of the original June on V machine sights we find the omnious ever mines whom there are multiple copies of erasmus the independent robot who has a date the light curiosity about humans but with a sadistic streak then there are the remaining sigh Max and Vorian Atreides the biological offspring of the seismic leader who was raised by machines and works with them against his fellow humans I know many dune fans called the Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson books in very low regard and even I as a casual fan recognized that this doesn't reach any were close to Frank Herbert's original writing that's being set this isn't bad quite the contrary this is good I had a great time reading this or rather listening to the audiobook that was narrated by Scott brick who did a great job with it softly changing the intonation and timbre of his voice depending on who is the focal character and the tone of the particular section both the story and the characters are quite compelling and many of the themes Frank Herbert inserted into his writing can also be found here my only criticisms of it and they are slight is that the slavery thing was a bit heavy-handed and it suffered a pretty bad case of prequel lightness by which I mean I felt that too much of what we will come to see in the original dune more than 10,000 years later was up over two shorter time span here overall though this was an enjoyable book and the war on the machines aspect of it is handled in a very intriguing way and quite different from what I had expected going in if you've read the original dune and like that or if you don't really care about doing but like Battlestar Galactica or even Robotech I would definitely recommend this I sincerely hope that the kneeble nerves dune is sufficiently successful to not only warrant a direct sequel but many more spin-offs the back Larry and Jihad's is very cinematic in its storytelling and I would love a movie adaptation of it someday NBCUniversal are looking to reboot Battlestar Galactica and endeavour I hope they will be unsuccessful in getting mates as that has already been done to perfection in my opinion a dune prequel would be the best way to move forward with the concept of a war against the machines if you are curious about the but Larry and jihad then stop this video right now and head on over to audible and get into it you haven't really been spoiled so far but if you're still here you're about to be I could literally talk for hours about all the complexities and nuances of this book so you should read it but for those who just want its most distilled effect on the history of the dune universe here it goes the pregnant Serina Butler is captured by the machines and taken back to Planet Earth the cradle of humanity which has been under machine ruled the past thousand years Erasmus the independent yet sadistic robot takes an interest in her as he seldom gets to experiment with actual three range humans as opposed to his human slaves which have been born and bred in Machine captivity he therefore lets her give birth to and raise her child the son of Savior Harkonnen in the Erasmus household not yet married to Savior Serena names the child after her own father Mannion Butler in Machine captivity Serena meets Vorian Atreides who has been raised and brainwashed by machines his whole life even so Serena is able to reach through to him and plant the seeds of doubt which will eventually cause him to shift sides and join the human resistance meanwhile Erasmus has had enough of little man Ian Butler by now a 1 year old toddler and kills him in front of his mother and whole host of other human slaves this events sets off the rise of the human resistance and the emerging leader of the resistance is able to infuse a religious component into it as only religious seal can derive humans into the kind of grace which will be necessary to not only defend themselves against the machines but seek out and rid the universe of them this then is the beginning of what will come to be known as the battle Aryan jihad the rice against the machines if you want to check it out or indeed any other spoken word entertainment then head on over to audible.com slash Midnight's edge or if you're in the u.s. text Midnight's edge to 500 500 let me know your thoughts on this aspect of the Dune back story in the