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shirred the venom movies tagline is the world has enough superheroes because this powerful alien symbiote appears to be an evil man eating menace but have you ever stopped to consider that venom may actually be the victim in all of this give me 15 minutes or honestly whatever length this video winds up being because who knows the actual length of this video isn't finalized until like five steps after I record this whatever it lines up being stick around because I think I'm gonna be able to change your mind hello Internet welcome to film theory the show that's cringy er than a Peter Parker dance break okay maybe not that cringey but closed today we're talking about venom one of spider-man's most popular villains because let's face it who doesn't love themselves a dark doppelganger storyline am i right for those of you who need the quick rundown venom is one of several alien symbiotes to go around possessing human hosts in the spider verse giving them special abilities like shape-shifting increased strength and um had normally long tongue in the new movie journalist Eddie Brock is investigating the Life Foundation an organization whose experiments with the sippy Oates are a whole lot more sinister than their super generic name implies when the investigation goes awry Eddie's body merges with the symbiote unleashing venom and his ultimate ability awkward one-liners bullied on street in all seriousness though there's an interesting side to venom that no one has ever really stopped to consider that he's the victim in all of this and I don't mean that in the big bad evil science corporation did experiments on him or anything like that I mean that for all the death and destruction that venom may bring if the symbiote is really just a lost confused and scared and team that Eddie Brock might be the thing that's actually infecting it but to truly understand why we first have to understand parasites you see once you strip away all the alien goo nonsense venom is the dictionary definition of a parasite harassing an organism that lives in or on another organism gets host and derives nutrients at the hosts expense take for instance the case of the parasitic wasp and the orb-weaving spiders both of which live in Japan the female wasp drops her eggs onto the back of the spider which hatch and then become a larva in larval form the baby wasp takes control over the spider causing it to build a web a web that is nearly three times stronger than any web the spider would ever build for itself in its normal life it sounds a lot like venom and that increased strength he gives to his host body's good it amplifies characteristics of its host the reason they do this is that the larvae will soon be helpless in a cocoon it needs a stronger web to protect it a web that's heavier duty than what a spider would typically build once that web is built a Spider host is killed off it's no longer useful and just like a parasite always about that web bam thank you ma'am but for as similar as a spider parasite might be to venom there's actually a better fit when it comes to the real world toxoplasmosis Gandhi I which I've talked about very briefly years ago when one of the earliest and cringy stepa sowed the game theory haha that worked basically toxoplasmosis hijacks the brain of a rat forcing it to hide out in the open where it can be found and eaten by cats bad news for the rat but great news for the parasite because once it's inside the cat's stomach it can morph into a cat compatible form and then also reproduce inside the cat's digestive system after reproducing it gets pooped back out by the cat and gets into the water supply where it's once again consumed by the rats it's like a really gross version of the circle of life everything the poop touches will be your home now you'd be totally forgiven if none of that immediately reminds you of venom but in both cases were presented with a parasite whose behavior and abilities change based on the thing it's infecting symbiotes effect Peter Parker and Eddie Brock in cletus kasady very differently just like toxoplasmosis changes tactics whether it's inside of a cat's or inside of rats or even inside of a human you see toxoplasmosis can also affect humans now I'm not gonna say it's gonna cause you to lay down and mr. Fluffy's food dish in the hopes of him one day eating you but studies have shown that this could have other effects on the human brain specifically it might be linked to an increased risk of schizophrenia according to researchers at the Stanley Medical Research Institute quote cat ownership and childhood has now been reported in three studies to be significantly more common in families in which their child is later diagnosed with schizophrenia or another serious mental illness and quote furthermore the researchers finding quote again suggests that cat ownership in childhood is significantly more common in families in which the child later becomes seriously mentally ill end quote further stating that an explanatory mechanism may be Toxoplasma gondii i now before everyone rushes off to put mr. fluffy up for adoption I'd like to point out that there were more than 40 million people in the US who are currently suspected to be infected with the toxoplasmosis parasites and only a teeny tiny fraction of those are diagnosed with full-blown schizophrenia even if the link between the two is scientifically valid and remember it is far from certainty the chances of getting a schizophrenia diagnosis are still incredibly low just try to be hygienic and make sure that you're washing your hands after you empty the litter box you're doing that right right anyway the link between Toxoplasma and schizophrenia is really interesting because in a lot of ways it parallels Eddie Brock's relationship with the venom parasites for instance one of the main symptoms of both schizophrenia and the symbiote is psychosis a failure to understand reality and a higher propensity for hallucinations and this is something that is immediately apparent from the trailer of the new movie in that trailer Eddie looks into a car window and sees the reflection of venom staring back at him this should be physically impossible the shot is showing us things as Eddie sees them in this case he's seeing things that aren't really there and he is also prone to auditory hallucinations hearing a voice call his name venoms voice commending him now wait I hear you saying that isn't a hallucination venom is literally talking to him and sure that's true but it is all still happening in his head that conversation with venom is the textbook definition of auditory hallucinations and one of the clearest signs that Eddie might be headed off to schizophrenia but why does any of this matter I mean sure Menem and toxoplasmosis might share some similarities but even I with my over-the-top theories won't go so far as to say that the symbiote is just a hyper evolved form of this cat parasites I don't need another Deadpool as earnest Hemmingway moment on my hands no the reason I bring up the parallels here is that whether we're talking about parasitic wasps parasites that warp rat brains or fictional alien parasites one thing connects all of them a need for survival it's easy to forget but parasites are fighting for survival just like any other living creature and they're using whatever techniques that they have at their disposal it's why the wasp gets the spider to build a stronger web so it can reproduce it's why Toxoplasma forces the rat to get eaten so it can reproduce inside of the cat's stomach but now take a moment to look at Venom's behavior we see him presumably eat a guy in the middle of a convenience store and then just leave a witness if you need to eat a human to survive why wouldn't you just track down victims to eat in I don't know dark secluded alleyways instead of I don't know the middle of the street where six people yes six people count'em are watching one of whom appears to be recording the whole thing on a cell phone behaviors like this result in Eddie and my proxy venom repeatedly getting attacked by thugs having to run away having to fight for their lives in spider-man 3 venom being evil gets himself the worst enemy possible spider-man any way you slice it this behavior is simply not conducive to helping venom survive it is instead doing the exact opposite and putting him at active risk so what is really going on here well it's all explained by toxoplasmosis you see changing rats behavior so that they get eaten by cats helps the Toxoplasma survive and reproduce inducing psychosis in humans however does none those things it is a loss for the human who starts to develop mental issues but it's also a loss for the Toxoplasma who can't move on from the human to the cat's digestive tract and reproduce because well there just aren't that many man-eating cats out there the problem is Toxoplasma didn't evolve to exist in humans it evolved for the cat rat style of life the fact that it also happens to affect humans is entirely accidental an unintended side effect this relates to a field cult so gnosis infectious diseases that begin in animals but can eventually be transmitted into humans like bovine spongiform encephalopathy probably better known as mad cow disease there's also bird flu and probably the single most notorious example in history the Black Death in 14th century Europe which was spread by rat fleas that went on to kill human hosts what are the reasons that these kinds of diseases can be so fatal to humans is that they didn't evolve to affect humans they evolved to affect some other animal and the fact that they can infect and kill humans is just the accidental side effect which is usually a pretty bad evolutionary strategy if you're a parasite but this is what seems to be happening in the case of the symbiotes we're so used to seeing venom and other symbiotes like carnage and scream attaching to human hosts that you might make the mistake of assuming that the symbiotes naturally exist to bond with humans but that's not the case at all canonically speaking the symbiotes were originally created by the primordial deity null in order to slaughter the Celestials basically space gods from the beginning of time you remember know we're from the guardians of galaxy movies I was in the shape of a head oh yeah in the comics that's technically a celestial severed head where people are parking their boats anyway it shouldn't come as a big surprise that an organism created in a separate part of the galaxy with the intent of bonding with space jeez I would probably experience unintended side effects when trying to bond with a human host it's a learning process which might explain why Venom's behavior sometimes seems erratic at best and completely against his own survival at worst in fact if anything it might be the symbiotes themselves who are affected more by this bonding process we often see the Venom symbiote is something who takes control of humans the link works both ways though the symbiotes were originally created with evil intentions one of the quirks of their programming is that they take on some attributes of their hosts in many cases symbiotes feel that their existence has no meaning and one of the reasons they bond with a host is to give their lives a simple purpose this is one of the reasons why when venom first bonded with Peter Parker in the comics the thing it did was to go out at night and fight crime the meaning for its own existence came from Peter Parker who spends most of his time fighting crime however this had an unintended side effect the symbiote two had bonded with benevolent hosts infected the symbiotic hive mind with traits such as nobility and honor the good symbiotes eventually rebelled against null and imprisoned him at the center of their artificial planet in the Andromeda galaxy eventually creating the agents of the cosmos is a force not of chaos but for good if you needed proof that symbiotes weren't designed with humans in mind that seems like a pretty good indicator the fact that noble humans were essentially able to reprogram an evil alien symbiote hive mind to be benevolent seems to indicate that the symbiotes are not prepared for the effects of what happens when they bond with a completely new organism in this case a human whether that meant turning over a new leaf and rebelling against their evil creator were simply threatening to eat a dude in the middle of the street and turning him into a turd phantom is on an unfamiliar planet fighting for his own survival and one of the only weapons he has at his disposal is imperfect mankind he's scared he's threatened and he's doing his best to survive the trailer for venom seems to be trying to sell us on the idea that venom is the one who's corrupting Eddie Brock but who knows in the end Eddie might just be the one who ends a purifying venom but hey that's just a theory a film theory and you know what I thought to myself when I first saw venom wow that guy is not taking great care of his skin I mean look at this you guys that is more than a little bit of sunburn and overly enthusiastic exfoliation I guess not everyone gets themselves Dollar Shave Club every month which is a shame since I think a 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thank you to Wix for sponsoring this video which is a highly intuitive way to build a very professional website check out the link in the description if you want to try it out for yourself hey everybody it's love in your town and today I'm drawing fan art for stuff that I really love that the critics hated you may remember a while back that I need kind of the inverse of this video where I drew stuff that was really popular that I really didn't like so I wanted to bring to light some of the underrated gems that I really loved first up is neo yo kyo a strange american-made anime starring Jaden Smith I got fifty four percent on Rotten Tomatoes they say it lacked an interesting plot or stimulating social commentary which honestly I find completely confusing I thought that neo yogya was a really funny really interesting show that may be extremely nostalgic for when I was first getting into anime it sort of has a satirical nostalgic sort of loving parody vibe to it for people who were watching anime probably like ten years ago and basically this story is it's about this boy named Koz Khan who lives in sort of aristocratic society in a city called neo yo kyo and basically he is part of the like nouveau riche like where they call him neo riche he's the new money element of this very like materialistic capitalist society and he really loves like suits and the finer things in life but he only got this status because he's a majestic rat which basically means that his family earned money and power through their ability to banish demons home and honestly this show is hilarious it's extremely weird it has a tone that I've really never seen before or since and basically if you don't like the sense of humor you're not gonna like the show but to give you a sense of what it's really like in the very first episode cause is really depressed because the girlfriend has broken up with him and he's talking to his his Becca Butler about it and at one point he says you know what I can't deal with this I want to go visit the grave and of course you assume that he's visiting the grave of his parents or something and he has the sad tragic backstory but actually it's just a grave that he designed for himself to lie in when he's feeling melancholy which is just like a really incredible character-building moment in my opinion so I highly recommend giving neo yo kyo a chance and not listening to what the critics say because I personally think it's really really great the animation is not perfect but even that's kind of nostalgic right so I did this very sort of aesthetic II drawing of a be shown inversion of cos and I think I think he turned out pretty good next up is but I'm a cheerleader which is a cult classic LGBT movie that caught a 39% from the critics and honestly I think that's a real shame because I think this is a really fantastic movie not just that I enjoyed it but also that like some of the shots and the colors and stuff in this movie are a really really top notch and it's incredible considering how old it is it's about this girl who is a cheerleader and she's very bubbly and very cute and very stereotypically feminine but despite that her family thinks that she might be gay so they cart her off to this scary conversion camp called true directions and RuPaul is there as a straight counselor and it's like this totally creepy cultish like place where she's basically in prison with a bunch of other girls it's basically about this girl sort of discovering who she really is by being in this like very harrowing bad sort of place and she meets this girl named Graham who's sort of like personality-wise her exact opposite she's really cynical and better and pragmatic whereas like our main character is very idealistic and super cheerful and always believes that there's got to be some way that we can like make everything better she's basically just your your standard chipper cute cheerleader character so this movie is really really fantastic it's not for kids by any means it's r-rated for a reason but if you're old enough I highly recommend giving this one a watch it is really a crazy movie and I think that it's only going to keep maintained and probably improve its cult status as time goes on also like I said I mean just artistically the colors and this movie are crazy they are so interesting and so cool and they change over the course of the narrative sort of unfolding in a way that I think is really really interesting and exciting for people who are interested in color I don't often see movies that are able to balance like really over-the-top satire with like moments that are extremely sentimental and very sweet and very earnest and sincere and I feel like this movie is one of the best examples of being able to do both of those things I think a lot of the time people think that sincere films have to be sort of devoid of humor and I just think like this is a really great example that that doesn't necessarily have to be the case and that you can talk about really serious things with a smile on your face with a sense of humor so those are the those are my last sort of thoughts about why I like this movie so much next up is a movie called mr. right now I don't even know how I found this movie honestly it must not have been marketed very well or very heavily but it is one of the most insane genre benders that I've ever seen it's basically 50% rom-com and 50% like espionage action movie it's about this girl who falls in love with a guy who it turns out he's Hey well he was an international hit man one of the very best people used to think of him like the Grim Reaper because he was so deadly but by the time we meet him in the movie he is reformed he's decided he's only going to kill people who tried to hire him to kill someone else because murder is wrong on top of that we have our other main character um played by Anna Kendrick and she's basically a girl whose life is completely becoming unhinge she just recently had to break up with her long-term boyfriend because he was blatantly cheating on her and he basically felt no remorse and now this strange man has sort of appeared in her life that she really really likes but something's a little off about him and she doesn't know exactly what it is um one of the greatest parts about this movie is that he never lies to her and that's one of the things that really stood out to me about this it's always just a situation of like him saying like hey I got to go out and kill that guy real quick and she thinks he's joking and it's like this very fun sort of movie where like a lot of the humor comes from the audience being able to see the whole picture and the characters not fully understanding each other this is one of the movies that I'm the saddest that it got bad reviews just because the main complaint that people had was that it was tonally discipline which basically means that critics don't like genre-bending movies because that's essentially what they're saying they're saying it should have decided whether it wanted to be a sort of action II movie or whether it wanted to be a rom-com and personally I don't really like rom-coms or action movies and I like this movie because it had this strange sense of balance and this pendulum swinging where the characters were existing in both of these sort of cinematic universes at the same time and both of the pieces of this were equally important to the movie so it kind of bums me out that could see not to like that because I mean I honestly think John rebending and genre mixing is one of the only ways we're going to keep getting fresh interesting movies because there's only so many ways that you can present a straight-up genre movie if you follow all the rules all the time so those were my top three most like underrated movies and shows that I could think of I hope you guys enjoyed watching me make fan art for this stuff even if maybe you hadn't heard of it before tell me in the comments what is your favorite thing that the critics didn't like or that got low reviews overall I think it's good to occasionally have unpopular favorites it just sort of shows you that you have your own mind I guess and then you can like things that aren't popular which is good I think thank you so much for watching till the end see you in the next one thank you again to Wix for continuing to support the channel and sponsoring this video if you're making your own website you don't want it to be very professional and very you and I think that Wix makes that extremely simple and intuitive you can change basically everything about your website with only a click of a button or a drag of an asset you can put in all your own images and assets or use the hundreds and hundreds of wonderful assets that come with Wix for free it's also really simple to integrate assets from a YouTube channel or something like that which is really important to me of course and honestly to anyone who wants to 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started
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media
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think
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biased
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don't
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think
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is
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the
media
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think
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doing
this
for
attention
and
no
other
reason
well
he's
doing
it
to
discredit
his
enemies
i
think
yeah
reuters
has
this
amazing
article
tim
apple's
tim
cook
criticizes
social
media
practices
intensifying
facebook
conflict
basically
it's
really
he's
calling
out
facebook
but
he's
really
calling
out
products
that
you
don't
pay
for
which
is
an
interesting
strategy
it's
like
you're
not
paying
for
use
of
the
internet
and
everything
else
therefore
you
know
x
y
z
bad
things
if
it
doesn't
feel
a
little
disingenuous
though
because
this
is
basically
like
saying
americans
are
spending
too
much
time
at
shopping
malls
it's
destroying
the
country
they're
wasting
all
their
money
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malls
are
terrible
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the
person
telling
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that
is
the
guy
who
built
the
road
to
the
shopping
mall
yeah
because
the
iphone
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opened
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media
to
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masses
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is
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it
doesn't
look
at
what's
going
on
with
the
whole
apple
versus
epic
antitrust
lawsuit
because
facebook
is
basically
copy
pasting
from
epics
playbook
now
they
have
not
confirmed
that
they
are
going
to
file
this
lawsuit
they've
just
let
it
be
known
that
they
have
some
top
lawyers
working
on
it
right
now
they
have
some
ideas
about
that
i
think
they
have
more
than
idea
i
think
it's
probably
pretty
much
ready
to
put
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stamp
on
and
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in
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historically
that
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sherman
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violation
like
you
can't
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it's
torturous
interference
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you
can't
like
that's
anti-competitive
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even
when
it's
not
necessarily
anti-competitive
it
still
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like
inner
interstate
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laws
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seems
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that
but
with
computers
and
online
but
i
don't
know
it's
gonna
be
interesting
to
see
how
it
shapes
up
and
i'm
sure
it
will
take
years
to
do
so
i
mean
i'm
not
a
lawyer
i
don't
really
understand
it
but
it
just
seems
like
that
if
we
weren't
talking
about
computers
here
we
were
talking
about
paper
contracts
and
paper
deals
that
this
would
be
a
different
situation
now
let's
think
back
to
2019
the
the
salad
years
the
times
we
didn't
have
to
worry
so
much
about
everything
killing
us
before
the
end
times
and
during
that
time
we
saw
a
lot
of
the
big
tech
giants
especially
mr
zuckerberg
go
and
speak
in
front
of
our
lawmakers
and
aside
from
pretty
much
confirming
that
he's
definitely
a
robot
one
thing
we
learned
is
that
he
would
do
anything
to
give
a
straight
answer
the
answer
was
almost
always
uh
madam
i
would
enjoy
getting
you
that
information
perhaps
i
could
contact
your
office
after
the
hearing
maybe
we
could
follow
up
and
they're
like
no
answer
the
question
well
i'm
not
really
sure
i'd
love
to
follow
up
never
never
give
them
a
real
answer
because
the
real
answer
is
damning
and
it
turns
out
that's
not
just
when
you're
in
front
of
a
group
of
lawmakers
it's
anytime
you
make
a
deal
with
anything
to
do
with
the
government
hide
as
much
as
you
can
facebook's
secret
settlement
on
cambridge
analytica
gags
the
uk
data
watchdog
uh
the
quote
in
here
from
them
is
hilarious
so
yeah
it's
like
uh
it's
part
of
an
agreement
that
we
struck
with
facebook
she
told
the
committee
in
terms
of
our
litigation
against
facebook
so
there
is
an
agreement
that's
not
in
the
public
domain
and
that's
why
i
would
prefer
to
discuss
this
in
private
what
now
you
might
think
why
did
these
stupid
lawmakers
not
press
her
further
on
this
they
did
and
she
would
not
give
it
up
she
was
like
i
can't
i
can't
tell
you
we
privately
i'll
go
with
you
right
now
and
tell
you
but
on
this
microphone
i'm
not
gonna
do
it
what
could
it
be
it's
probably
something
really
horrifying
like
you
know
we
figured
out
that
this
this
many
mps
were
lizard
people
from
the
from
the
andromeda
system
or
something
just
crazy
like
that
what
a
what
a
crazy
secret
for
that
one
woman
to
keep
facebook
uh
also
during
the
big
capital
riots
and
all
that
and
the
election
you
know
that
feels
like
six
months
ago
already
yeah
we
already
had
the
next
big
event
already
it's
like
oh
no
we're
in
the
stock
market
we're
not
worried
about
that
but
uh
during
all
of
that
they
made
some
pretty
extreme
decisions
about
stifling
the
spreet
the
the
speech
of
the
sitting
president
at
the
time
i
was
a
little
i
was
unprecedented
and
a
lot
of
people
said
hey
you
don't
have
the
right
to
do
this
and
they
were
like
well
maybe
we
do
it
maybe
we
don't
will
decide
facebook
is
referring
as
referring
the
trump
ban
to
his
supreme
court
which
cannot
be
overruled
by
zuckerberg
or
executives
so
these
are
this
is
like
the
people
that
decide
is
he
banned
or
not
and
it's
not
it's
out
of
business
it's
out
of
executive
hands
remember
this
was
the
fix
last
year
for
dealing
with
some
of
the
whole
like
i
don't
know
should
we
ban
speech
should
we
not
ban
speech
i
don't
know
there's
going to
be
a
90-day
time
for
comments
for
public
comments
and
then
after
that
they're
going
to
decide
but
then
they
have
time
after
that
to
decide
so
for
the
next
four
to
five
months
i
think
it
just
stays
in
place
right
uh
do
you
think
that
the
comments
the
comments
are
gonna
be
split
50
50
right
like
there's
no
no
it's
going
to
be
like
the
net
neutrality
one
side
is
going
to
send
in
box
or
maybe
both
of
them
it
depends
on
who's
better
at
bots
and
uh
speaking
of
the
capital
riots
when
that
happened
a
lot
of
people
blamed
social
media
they're
like
hey
these
people
are
basically
using
your
service
to
plan
attacks
on
our
government
and
facebook
said
you
know
we
looked
into
this
and
actually
what
we
discovered
is
they
were
using
every
other
social
media
platform
but
not
ours
they
definitely
didn't
use
ours
and
uh
it's
been
looked
into
a little
bit
more
closely
at
this
point
nbc
news
has
the
article
that
some
pro-trump
extremists
use
facebook
to
uh
plan
the
capital
attack
according
to
some
this
report
so
this
is
a
surprise
anybody
really
well
this
is
good
and
bad
though
because
like
wouldn't
it
be
better
that
they
were
planning
it
on
here
than
say
signal
because
this
will
leave
a
forensic
trail
whereas
signal
not
so
much
yeah
so
uh
yeah
this
has
their
quotes
and
they're
basically
just
saying
like
no
it
wasn't
from
us
it
was
from
other
social
media
sites
and
then
they
point
out
like
five
different
groups
who
they
have
smoking
gun
not
only
found
them
planning
but
then
had
pictures
of
them
at
the
riot
so
definitely
uh
to
to
answer
your
question
i
would
far
far
far
prefer
dealing
if
i
had
to
fight
a
group
of
insurgents
i
would
way
rather
fight
the
facebook
insurgents
than
the
signal
insert
yeah
i
mean
if
you're
working
law
enforcement
and
you
got
to
figure
out
who
the
bad
guys
are
would
you
rather
deal
with
the
people
that
are
using
signal
or
the
people
on
facebook
i
mean
i
figured
the
people
on
facebook
i
could
probably
jedi
mind
trick
like
six
of
them
just
turn
them
onto
my
side
talking
about
a
low
class
of
people
here
just
use
their
profiles
against
them
yeah
distract
them
with
the
fishing
links
and
stuff
like
that
because
you
know
they're
going
to
fall
for
farmville
is
this
still
relevant
2021
does
it
still
exist
i
don't
know
i
don't
know
either
you
know
what
i
also
another
thing
i
don't
know
about
is
tick
tock
i
still
don't
i'm
still
not
getting
into
it
you
know
guys
while
we're
while
we're
here
you
know
before
we
head
over
to
the
capitol
why
don't
we
uh
why
don't
we
check
out
overhausey
i've
heard
that
it's
really
amazing
i
don't
know
what
that
is
it's
a
it's
a
museum
it's
an
aerospace
museum
it's
really
awesome
though
i
you
know
it
was
cracking
me
up
because
uh
i
can't
remember
who
i
was
talking
to
but
we
were
talking
about
it's
like
after
they
attacked
the
capitol
they
apparently
went
to
some
of
the
other
notable
places
it
went
to
a
denny's
and
it
was
like
no
the
other
place
is
in
the
capital
oh
because
just
to
see
them
i
was
like
what
if
they
just
wanted
to
tour
the
capitol
the
whole
time
and
it
was
shut
down
because
yeah
yeah
well
and
it's
like
our
friends
got
a
private
tour
yesterday
why
can't
we
get
one
today
what
makes
today
different
than
yesterday
it
was
never
about
you
know
trump
it
was
just
they
wanted
to
see
their
nation's
capital
i'm
getting
an
idea
on
their
eighth
grade
field
trip
i'm
getting
an
idea
for
a
new
mr
bean
movie
mr
bean
accidentally
set
up
his
tour
of
the
of
the
capitol
for
the
same
day
and
it's
just
like
keeps
getting
shot
he's
swept
up
in
all
this
madness
and
doesn't
know
what's
going
on
but
anyway
tick
tock
it's
popular
with
the
kids
i
guess
and
it
seems
like
a
lot
of
people
are
trying
to
emulate
that
success
we're
getting
a
real
glut
of
tick
tock
clones
two
of
tick
tock's
competitors
are
merging
and
i've
forgotten
what
they
are
they're
so
memorable
i've
never
heard
of
any
of
these
no
it's
clash
and
bite
and
i
was
like
who
the
hell
is
that
yeah
so
uh
yeah
it's
they
were
short
form
video
app
launched
by
the
co-founder
of
vine
that
was
probably
his
best
shot
at
success
i
don't
understand
what
does
one
short
video
hosting
service
offer
that
another
doesn't
all
your
friends
are
on
it
so
when
you
post
your
funny
dance
video
they
can
all
see
and
like
it
how
do
they
deal
with
isn't
the
lip
syncing
to
copyright
music
how
do
they
deal
with
that
i
think
it's
because
i
don't
that
was
one
of
the
reasons
why
everything
was
so
short
oh
okay
what's
the
how
many
seconds
can
you
get
away
with
well
technically
it's
zero
but
that's
on
youtube
though
right
well
i
mean
it's
subjective
so
it's
not
hard
and
fast
but
15
or
30
seconds
is
just
it's
you
know
well
tick
tock
if
you'll
remember
because
of
the
conflicts
going
on
between
china
and
india
india
decided
they
didn't
want
anything
to
do
with
tick
tock
anymore
but
here's
the
thing
that
i
didn't
know
at
the
time
and
this
is
a
rough
way
to
find
out
about
it
tick
tock
had
an
office
in
india
and
they
had
2
000
employees
but
dance
is
cutting
jobs
in
india
amid
prolonged
tick-tock
ban
so
it
was
getting
kind
of
popular
in
in
india
and
then
it
was
like
ooh
this
looks
kind
of
dangerous
let's
just
uh
let's
just
go
ahead
and
block
that
so
the
vast
majority
of
those
people
are
going
home
only
the
people
like
the
skeleton
crew
to
keep
the
building
going
and
keep
the
servers
running
is
all
they're
keeping
so
that
really
sucks
if
you
work
for
tick
tock
india
and
that's
exactly
the
kind
of
thing
the
chinese
communist
party
was
hoping
for
when
they
did
that
uh
youtube
like
facebook
decided
on
january
12th
to
take
the
ultimate
step
and
to
block
the
account
of
a
sitting
president
he's
not
allowed
to
post
any
videos
now
they
did
say
we're
going
to
rethink
this
we're
going
to
let
this
cool
down
for
a little
while
and
we're
going
to
revisit
this
and
they
keep
revisiting
it
and
making
the
same
decision
youtube
extends
trump's
suspension
for
a
second
time
the
google
home
platform
suspended
first
suspended
trump
on
january
12th
they're
like
yeah
we're
not
going
to
make
it
permanent
yet
but
yeah
it's
still
it's
not
a
good
time
i
never
checked
out
his
youtube
channel
i
guess
it
was
all
just
like
speeches
and
stuff
i
don't
know
i
didn't
want
to
mess
up
the
algorithm
yeah
you
don't
want
that
recommendation
trump
should
just
like
start
a
cooking
channel
or
something
that
would
be
kind
of
funny
just
blow
everybody's
mind
these
are
the
things
i
think
he's
ever
cooked
before
isn't
he
kind
of
notorious
for
like
not
being
particularly
his
family
was
rich
weren't
they
like
i
thought
he
was
super
into
fast
food
but
maybe
that's
just
a
mean
well
you
can't
eat
that
every
meal
i
don't
think
and
live
that's
a
good
question
but
if
he
is
a
terrible
cook
wouldn't
that
make
you
more
likely
to
watch
it
just
watch
tom
just
cursing
and
fumbling
through
a
burning
himself
his
hair
all
in
disarray
covered
in
flowers
doesn't
know
like
what
any
like
what's
a
whisk
what
the
hell
is
a
whisk
that
would
be
fantastic
i
would
watch
that
yeah
and
it
keeps
like
getting
the
the
cook
who
normally
operates
in
his
billion
dollar
kitchen
and
like
scolding
her
for
where
things
are
stored
i
wonder
i
wonder
how
much
alec
baldwin
would
charge
us
for
you
know
a
couple
of
you
you
know
just
a
couple
of
youtube
videos
we
could
script
it
i'm
just
doing
that
yeah
i
need
the
real
donald
trump
or
maybe
he's
like
and
the
final
video
in
that
series
is
like
he
finally
makes
something
and
it's
really
really
good
like
awesome
gourmet
like
beautiful
you
know
any
first
the
very
end
of
it
he
puts
a
flower
on
it
and
then
he
grabs
a
bottle
of
ketchup
and
just
crawl
over
it
or
it
would
be
great
if
you
know
he
made
it
and
there's
a
big
it's
like
a
big
lasagna
or
something
you
know
family
size
and
melania
and
the
kids
and
they're
like
oh
can
we
try
it
he's
just
like
no
no
i
made
this
i
cannot
get
my
head
around
a
newsletter
startup
that's
kind
of
the
new
hotness
it
is
why
are
we
not
doing
it
it's
there
is
no
value
to
a
newsletter
startup
zero
except
there
is
and
it's
a
high
value
but
it's
not
real
come
on
twitter
requires
newsletter
startup
review
now
i
don't
i
don't
understand
review
but
there
was
uh
the
other
one
that
they
talked
about
in
this
article
it
was
like
uh
bite
stack
or
i
don't
remember
but
um
the
names
the
platform
there
is
really
like
a
social
platform
for
editors
and
journalists
so
the
idea
is
that
you
build
credibility
for
yourself
as
a
journalist
with
this
this
other
site
and
so
review
review
or
whatever
seems
to
be
kind
of
like
that
like
they
want
to
build
a
site
like
twitter
but
it's
only
for
credentialed
journalists
or
whatever
who
decides
twitter
the
site
review
the
site
yeah
well
that's
not
the
only
thing
that
twitter
is
going
to
be
deciding
twitter
is
uh
obviously
if
they
internally
judge
what
can
and
cannot
be
shown
on
twitter
which
they
have
done
time
and
time
again
they
catch
a lot
of
flack
for
that
so
they
said
uh
you
know
what
let's
create
a
new
thing
a
new
forum
and
let's
call
it
something
really
catchy
like
brown
shirts
i
mean
bird
watch
twitter
launches
bird
watch
a
forum
to
combat
misinformation
twitter
said
it
helps
to
build
a
community
of
bird
watchers
that
can
eventually
help
moderate
and
label
tweets
in
its
main
product
now
the
article
doesn't
mention
this
but
look
very
carefully
at
the
screenshots
eventually
when
somebody
posts
a
tweet
about
something
you
might
have
this
sort
of
meta
moderation
where
it's
like
this
was
helpful
or
this
was
not
helpful
or
this
is
wrong
or
this
is
whatever
and
so
tweets
sort
of
end
up
being
labeled
by
the
community
uh
with
respect
to
how
much
misinformation
it
is
or
misunderstanding
or
if
the
person
is
just
being
a
troll
they
they
sort
of
see
this
as
a
way
to
combat
not
really
stupid
people
although
that's
a
sort
of
a
knock-on
effect
it's
really
to
try
to
uh
combat
the
bots
and
the
trolls
now
obviously
the
first
question
that
should
come
to
your
mind
is
who
gets
to
be
a
brown
shirt
and
the
answer
they
claim
in
this
article
is
it's
first
come
first
serve
and
there
will
be
no
consideration
about
how
many
followers
you
have
or
what
kind
of
but
you
do
have
to
prove
you're
a real
person
you
got
to
do
the
email
and
the
phone
number
but
other
than
that
so
then
that
creates
a
situation
where
we
have
sort
of
like
these
vigilante
fact
checkers
just
swarming
what
could
possibly
go
wrong
yeah
that's
going
to
be
a
nightmare
remember
the
uh
the
scottish
wikipedia
oh
yeah
just
one
guy
yeah
it'll
be
like
that
and
it
was
all
fake
i
was
just
like
i
want
to
help
but
i
have
no
abilities
i'm
just
thinking
about
like
the
worst
blue
hair
elderly
people
that
i've
known
in
my
lifetime
but
adding
a
little
bit
of
computer
savvy
to
them
and
they'll
be
all
about
this
in
their
retirement
i
would
rather
have
elderly
blue
hair
than
the
other
kind
of
i
bet
someone
like
an
old
people
group
that
watches
birds
they
have
an
app
or
something
called
bird
watch
and
they
were
really
excited
about
it
and
then
they
see
twitter
does
this
and
you're
like
damn
it
if
you're
the
autobahn
society
do
you
sue
cause
people
are
gonna
get
confused
and
download
that
happens
through
here
yeah
well
here's
a
headline
that
uh
shouldn't
really
shock
anybody
social
media
damages
teenagers
mental
health
report
says
i
was
gonna
substitute
mental
health
with
the
brain
there
but
then
i
thought
that
was
maybe
too
mean
this
is
a
bbc
article
and
it
talks
about
how
teenagers
really
obsess
over
what's
going
on
on
social
media
and
social
media
algorithms
are
designed
to
really
kind
of
mess
with
your
head
a
little
bit
in
the
first
place
it
makes
sort
of
a
dangerous
combination
it's
interesting
because
puberty
plays
such
a
huge
part
in
this
they
say
that
up
until
14
boys
and
girls
tend
to
suffer
equally
from
social
media
but
after
the
age
of
14
girls
really
take
it
hard
and
they
reported
that
a
huge
percentage
of
them
uh
started
having
body
image
issues
at
14
and
they
assume
that
has
to
do
with
looking
at
all
the
instagram
hotties
i
would
assume
so
too
especially
because
almost
all
of
those
images
are
photoshopped
in
some
way
or
face
tuned
so
it's
like
i
have
pores
am
i
wrong
it's
like
no
that's
how
your
skin
breathes
like
everyone
has
that
you
just
don't
see
it
in
photos
you
know
i
say
that
the
social
media
makes
you
miserable
but
i
don't
use
social
media
and
i'm
miserable
are
they
really
more
miserable
than
me
i
said
maybe
you're
just
really
good
at
misery
maybe
everyone
needs
to
get
on
your
level
maybe
i
don't
know
maybe
i
could
teach
them
something
about
it
i
remember
my
number
do
you
remember
yours
i
do
one
seven
two
four
nine
nine
seven
uh
somebody
is
detoxing
doxing
you
now
because
that
data
is
public
they're
gonna
find
your
email
address
and
everything
that
wouldn't
be
the
one
i
use
now
okay
so
that's
good
it's
nothing
real
i
had
a
five
digit
number
and
i
lost
it
like
something
happened
and
i
couldn't
reset
the
password
and
my
replacement
number
was
a
six
digit
number
and
i
was
so
pissed
so
you
saying
i
could
get
in
here
and
recover
my
account
yeah
i
should
check
that
out
yeah
i
wonder
all
those
contacts
yep
are
they
still
there
they're
there
anyway
uh
whatsapp
of
course
you
remember
that
everybody
hates
whatsapp
and
they're
sort
of
like
we
must
find
other
opportunities
other
services
we
must
the
mass
exodus
must
continue
this
is
probably
not
the
right
choice
nope
dropping
whatsapp
nostalgia
users
drive
nostalgia
drives
users
to
icq
so
this
was
a
this
is
a
really
old
messaging
platform
way
back
in
the
day
i
used
to
use
talk
but
you
know
not
everybody
had
a
had
to
walk
my
windows
friends
through
using
wind
talk
it
wasn't
great
but
um
later
on
they
had
the
universal
chat
programs
yeah
let's
switch
over
those
rc
was
kind
of
fun
but
also
kind
of
man
ah
what's
uh
what
was
that
like
94
yeah
it's
just
somewhere
through
there
yeah
so
this
is
before
my
time
i
didn't
i
didn't
go
as
far
as
like
trying
to
resign
into
the
account
or
whatever
but
i
did
find
the
website
where
you
could
like
look
it
up
and
i
looked
myself
up
and
it's
like
all
my
stuff's
still
there
that
i
didn't
go
as
far
as
far
as
like
actually
trying
to
sign
in
or
anything
it's
weird
it's
weird
to
think
that
that
was
you
know
like
half
a
lifetime
ago
more
than
half
the
lifetime
again
what
were
you
talking
about
social
media
causing
depression
and
mental
health
problems
i
was
so
much
happier
during
the
icq
days
yeah
you
still
you
have
to
you
have
to
deal
with
a lot
of
bots
there's
a
lot
of
bubbles
a lot
of
bots
yeah
well
moving
on
to
nonsense
and
this
is
not
a
nonsense
story
i
want
to
apologize
it's
not
something
you
want
to
joke
about
except
you
got
a
joker
funny
word
because
the
uh
this
sounds
terrible
uh
i
i
guess
i
would
do
this
but
sure
be
unpleasant
china
starts
using
an
album
cover
swab
to
test
high-risk
people
for
covid
it's
apparently
more
effective
i
guess
they've
been
saying
that
all
along
though
right
they
were
saying
like
sewage
plants
were
detecting
kovid
yeah
said
the
word
yeah
i
don't
say
that
sorry
you
gotta
it's
like
a
video
i
honestly
don't
know
if
this
this
is
better
or
worse
than
tickling
your
brain
with
a
q-tip
i
mean
what
if
you
know
that
they
do
one
of
those
pop-up
quick
result
sites
before
you
get
into
the
concert
like
back
yourself
into
the
curtain
and
speaking
of
that
area
of
the
body
but
not
really
this
just
happens
to
be
an
acronym
that
google
in
all
its
glory
and
by
that
i
mean
the
ai
decided
wasn't
okay
google
play
bands
video
app
for
the
standard
dot
a
s
and
s
subtitle
support
the
advanced
substation
alpha
files
uh
yeah
it
said
that
this
this
has
been
banned
for
profanity
from
the
play
store
because
it
was
the
algorithm
you
know
there's
there's
no
it
wasn't
any
dealing
with
that
because
of
course
of
course
google
of
course
do
you
feel
like
based
on
the
screenshot
somebody
just
asked
this
uh
terminator
to
smile
but
he's
like
smiling
really
awkwardly
because
it's
not
a
genuine
smile
it's
not
touching
his
eyes
cold
dead
eyes
we
talk
a lot
about
meatless
products
in
the
nonsense
section
i'm
just
fascinated
by
where
we're
going
with
this
whole
meatless
revolution
and
now
it's
not
a
new
name
certainly
but
a
big
name
is
partnering
up
and
they
they're
saying
they're
going
to
just
flood
us
with
meatless
snacks
in
the
coming
year
just
you
can
you
can't
wait
for
it
it's
gonna
be
so
much
more
also
you're
not
gonna
be
able
to
afford
meat
that's
the
subtitle
you
know
the
speaking
of
that
before
we
do
the
headline
this
is
a
cicada
gear
oh
yeah
oh
the
spring
we
will
be
a
wash
in
free
protein
they're
so
loud
and
apparently
pepsico
is
going
to
take
advantage
of
that
pepsico
and
beyond
meat
launch
a
poorly
named
joint
venture
for
new
plant-based
food
and
drinks
is
the
icon
a
cow
wearing
a
cape
yes
that
is
what
that
is
supposed
to
be
i
think
wow
because
it's
captain
cow
planet
but
there's
no
cow
in
this
food
there
is
planet
though
that's
the
name
that
doesn't
make
any
sense
so
they
uh
they
say
they're
gonna
and
planet
partnership
is
the
name
of
this
thing
but
like
they
spell
it
like
spongebob
captain
planner
based
on
what
we
know
about
marketing
teams
how
many
angry
phone
calls
and
emails
are
companies
going
to
get
because
they
capitalize
the
e
a
lot
like
you
never
capitalize
the
e
yeah
but
that
was
on
our
branding
guide
did
you
not
see
that
on
page
seven
of
the
branding
guide
i
can
send
you
another
copy
of
the
branding
guide
so
yeah
look
forward
to
that
i
guess
more
fake
meets
in
china
they
uh
maybe
have
a
little
bit
different
taste
in
television
than
we
do
i
don't
know
if
this
would
fly
here
but
and
this
is
only
two
episodes
but
hey
they're
doing
it
genius
programmers
star
in
game
show
and
if
you're
not
really
feeling
the
uh
the
imposter
syndrome
this
week
i
would
encourage
you
to
watch
these
videos
if
you
want
to
feel
a
little
worse
about
yourself
i
don't
think
they've
got
anything
they
can't
even
hold
a
candle
to
the
devember
entrance
yeah
the
deaf
entries
are
really
pretty
good
unless
they
actually
finish
the
project
there's
a
couple
of
streams
that
are
archived
of
notch
the
minecraft
developer
doing
development
and
it
really
is
mind-blowing
like
he
doesn't
need
documentation
or
anything
and
it's
just
if
you
want
to
feel
really
terrible
about
your
programming
skills
watch
him
program
uh
yeah
but
then
i
can
feel
better
because
i
can
actually
communicate
with
other
humans
without
making
them
but
then
you
remember
his
billions
of
dollars
but
remember
yesterday
you
messaged
me
and
you're
like
i
had
to
get
on
a
like
a
e-conference
like
online
call
thing
and
i
came
on
there
and
i
was
the
only
[ __ ]
with
a
webcam
and
i
was
like
no
no
all
right
remember
the
first
time
we
did
a
call
with
them
yeah
it
was
literally
everywhere
everybody
else
had
a
camera
but
me
yeah
i was
like
all
right
i'll
turn
the
camera
on
and
then
it's
like
everybody
else
turn
their
camera
off
no
one
you
gotta
here's
the
pro
uh
business
tip
chat
when
you're
doing
some
sort
of
conference
call
like
that
you
always
go
in
with
your
your
camera
off
because
you
got
to
like
feel
the
the
temperature
of
the
water
and
then
if
a
lot
of
people
have
theirs
on
you
turn
it
on
but
if
nobody
else
does
and
then
you
turn
yours
on
later
is
that
a
power
play
i
think
it
makes
me
uncomfortable
because
i
feel
like
a
person
can
see
me
here's
what
you
do
you
go
in
with
no
camera
and
then
about
30
seconds
in
boom
camera
and
if
anybody
else
turns
their
camera
on
after
that
you
control
them
this
person's
easily
manipulated
make
a
note
i
feel
like
if
they
ever
remake
the
uh
the
american
psycho
movie
that
that's
gonna
be
some
of
the
dialogue
instead
of
like
the
business
card
stock
it's
gonna
be
like
the
protocol
for
zoom
meetings
the
uh
those
guys
they
had
to
figure
out
something
to
do
with
uh
wildlife
like
mapping
endangered
wildlife
and
trying
to
keep
them
safe
with
an
algorithm
so
those
two
days
were
the
subject
of
that
uh
tv
show
i
don't
know
if
anybody
actually
killed
it
or
not
but
we'll
see
uh
one
thing
that
i
didn't
even
bother
adding
oh
maybe
we
had
a
story
i
think
we
had
a
story
before
it
actually
happened
but
last
week
flash
officially
died
i
think
mozilla
was
the
last
one
holding
out
yeah
ding
dong
the
witch
is
dead
and
they
brought
it
in
but
for
those
of
you
who
don't
remember
a
lot
of
the
world
including
what
you're
looking
at
right
now
used
to
run
on
flash
a
lot
of
the
world
sometimes
parts
of
the
world
that
should
never
never
have
run
on
flash
when
adobe
stopped
flash
content
from
running
it
also
stopped
a
chinese
railroad
so
it
turns
out
the
front
end
for
the
chinese
railroad
management
system
was
written
in
flash
and
sure
enough
at
the
appointed
time
everything
stopped
working
fortunately
they
had
a
computer
that
had
been
unplugged
or
whatever
and
had
an
old
version
of
the
flash
player
so
they
were
able
to
replace
the
dll
and
get
it
working
again
they
had
to
get
a
pirate
version
oh
so
now
not
only
are
they
running
flash
to
operate
a
giant
train
they're
running
an
old
pirated
version
that
definitely
doesn't
contain
malware
yeah
definitely
don't
worry
about
the
people's
lives
that
you're
literally
holding
in
your
hands
by
running
your
train
stuff
on
that
you
got
it's
impressive
though
how
quickly
they
got
that
back
up
yeah
well
it
was
it
was
the
better
part
of
i'm
sure
it
was
not
impressive
to
the
people
who
were
trapped
in
the
train
station
yeah
if
you
have
uh
cameras
in
your
home
i
uh
cameras
in
the
home
i
kind
of
understand
but
cameras
in
the
bedroom
or
any
part
of
the
home
where
you
might
be
nude
what
are
you
thinking
because
yeah
okay
it
might
be
really
secure
there
might
be
really
good
encryption
and
you
might
have
a
professional
on
the
other
end
monitoring
it
but
guess
what
they're
not
always
that
professional
a
home
security
worker
hacked
into
surveillance
systems
to
watch
people
have
sex
and
by
hacked
it's
just
really
guessing
the
passwords
and
uh
you
know
no
he
was
the
installer
leaving
an
account
yeah
for
the
uh
he
would
add
his
email
to
their
live
account
that
would
allow
them
to
look
at
their
cameras
at
any
time
and
he
admitted
that
how
did
he
choose
his
victims
well
he
was
an
installer
as
well
so
when
he
showed
up
at
the
house
oh
no
there
was
a
good-looking
girl
there
oh
he
would
add
his
email
address
and
it
was
purely
for
gratification
purposes
yuck
yeah
he's
looking
at
some
time
and
uh
telos
furo
avilas
i
guess
is
how
you
pronounce
that
we
won't
be
seeing
him
for
a
while
the
uh
electric
car
one
of
the
interesting
things
about
it
is
i
think
we'll
probably
don't
you
think
we'll
get
to
a
point
with
the
electric
car
where
the
body
is
basically
interchangeable
yeah
probably
yeah
i
mean
we
could
do
that
with
internal
combustion
cars
but
they
don't
like
the
old
back
of
the
future
movies
like
i'll
hover
convert
your
car
i
think
we'll
get
to
a
point
where
you
get
an
electric
conversion
kit
and
i
just
replace
like
the
wheels
and
a
couple
other
things
and
it's
fly
by
wire
yeah
so
not
surprising
although
i
wonder
if
do
you
think
the
nostalgia
for
this
is
still
fresh
enough
or
have
we
exceeded
the
nostalgia
horizon
for
this
particular
item
no
i
think
this
will
probably
be
one
of
the
first
ones
i
bet
you
that
somebody
does
an
electric
conversion
of
this
uh
vehicle
and
and
that
becomes
kind
of
a
popular
like
sub
genre
it's
like
oh
look
i've
got
a
you
know
a
67
bel
air
convertible
that
i've
converted
to
electric
something
crazy
like
that
what
if
you
could
get
a
late
80s
trans
am
electric
oh
that'd
be
a lot
of
fun
the
delorean
might
be
coming
back
as
an
electric
car
although
strictly
speaking
that
was
a
hydrogen
fuel
cell
kind
of
a
thing
i
think
because
there
were
like
hydrogen
turbines
and
stuff
from
the
80s
so
the
delorean
might
be
making
a
comeback
this
is
not
gonna
like
this
is
just
this
is
like
one
memo
that
was
leaked
and
it
was
like
hey
we
could
yeah
we
could
do
this
as
an
electric
and
it's
just
like
uh
okay
and
it
was
turned
into
a
story
this
is
kind
of
a
nothing
burger
right
now
well
that's
the
nonsense
section
you
lower
your
skepticism
yeah
you
gotta
suspend
disbelief
and
these
two
people
were
not
willing
to
suspend
disbelief
i
don't
know
what
made
them
suspect
this
and
i
don't
know
if
what
they're
saying
is
true
but
if
it
is
it's
shocking
subways
tuna
does
not
yeah
does
not
contain
tuna
lawsuit
claim
saying
the
ingredients
were
not
tuna
and
not
fish
subway's
tuna
isn't
actually
tuna
in
fact
it
might
not
even
be
fish
two
people
claiming
a
federal
lawsuit
filed
recently
we'll
see
we'll
see
how
that
works
out
so
they
claim
i'm
sorry
kristen
no
say
i
read
the
story
elsewhere
and
i
just
don't
understand
the
not
fish
part
what
is
it
if
it's
not
fish
i
think
they're
insinuating
that
it's
one
of
those
like
beyond
meat
kind
of
things
like
they've
figured
out
a
blend
of
non-meat
items
a
little
bit
of
chicken
a
little
bit
of
protein
some
mayo
and
ah
it's
kind
of
like
fish
i
guess
that
would
be
considerably
cheaper
than
tuna
wouldn't
it
yeah
maybe
not
anyway
they
claim
that
they
took
this
to
two
separate
labs
and
had
it
tested
without
telling
them
what
it
was
and
it
came
back
not
tuna
or
fish
subway
has
obviously
answered
this
you
know
claim
and
said
that
it's
completely
false
and
their
tuna
is
100
tuna
except
for
the
mayonnaise
that
they
had
i
wonder
if
their
supplier
figured
it
out
it
was
lab
grown
tuna
the
whole
time
it's
just
making
me
want
to
clean
a
sandwich
technically
not
tuna
and
not
fish
could
be
dolphin
it's
probably
going
to
be
something
dark
like
that
are
you
still
uh
playing
cyberpunk
i
haven't
had
any
chance
to
play
it
since
friday
i
have
not
turned
it
on
in
a
long
time
there's
two
patches
now
there
was
the
big
patch
and
then
there's
the
patch
to
the
other
patch
because
that
patch
had
some
problems
i
don't
know
it's
hard
to
get
excited
about
it
when
i
have
all
these
indie
games
in
my
steam
library
but
there
is
one
new
feature
that
might
bring
you
back
i'm
not
too
interested
in
this
one
cyberpunk
developers
ask
players
to
please
please
please
please
stop
having
sex
with
counterfeits
so
it
turns
out
there
was
a
mod
that
allowed
that
although
i
don't
know
how
that
would
work
because
he
doesn't
technically
exist
you
just
sort
of
see
him
but
he's
not
really
there
and
nobody
else
can
see
him
listen
you
can
have
mods
that
turn
your
followers
and
skyrim
into
anime
schoolgirls
anything
is
possible
with
mods
and
that's
the
joy
well
all
they
so
there's
the
what
do
they
call
them
joy
toys
or
something
like
that
in
the
game
yeah
the
prostitutes
there's
male
and
female
so
all
they
did
was
take
the
male
prostitute
skin
pop
the
keanu
skin
onto
it
and
you
could
still
go
through
the
meet
the
animations
but
they
ask
it's
like
please
don't
do
that
i'm
sure
count
of
reasons
looking
at
this
like
what
did
i
what
have
i
done
you
probably
don't
get
any
voice
lines
no
i
i
don't
know
what
they
expected
like
when
they
came
to
keanu
reeves
with
this
role
and
they
were
like
we
want
to
model
you
for
a
video
game
like
surely
that
had
to
come
up
at
some
point
like
hey
people
tend
to
mod
these
games
and
they
may
do
things
with
your
model
that
you're
not
comfortable
with
i
uh
i
think
it's
weird
yes
but
i
like
to
think
that
i
would
just
be
flattered
by
that
i
think
he
probably
would
be
and
i
kind
of
like
that's
funny
don't
do
it
i
yeah
i
mean
i
would
feel
weird
about
it
but
i
also
would
know
ahead
of
time
like
that's
a
risk
you
take
for
this
kind
of
thing
like
there's
a
virtual
version
of
yourself
that
you
don't
control
are
you
going
to
keep
that
same
mentality
crystal
when
the
deep
fakes
roll
out
i
know
i
feel
uncomfortable
about
that
too
yeah
it's
kind
of
the
same
thing
not
really
i
guess
not
really
because
you
in
that
case
you're
not
really
consenting
to
having
a
deep
fake
maid
well
he
technically
wasn't
either
i
mean
he
was
consenting
that
i
guess
he
wasn't
content
to
have
the
the
sexual
parts
done
hmm
yeah
you're
consenting
to
putting
your
face
out
there
right
now
that's
all
i
need
i
know
and
i
don't
like
that
i
think
about
that
all
the
time
actually
that
there's
like
tons
of
footage
of
all
three
of
us
all
over
the
internet
the
aoc
deep
fakes
are
amazing
at
this
point
they're
really
getting
good
at
them
because
it's
just
there's
so
much
raw
source
footage
and
she's
pretty
enough
to
match
what
they're
putting
her
on
like
it
looks
real
you
can't
do
that
with
pelosi
uh
i
mean
that's
that's
the
that's
the
dissatisfying
thing
about
replaying
through
uh
cyberpunk
2
is
that
um
it's
not
a
lot
different
like
you
make
all
kinds
of
different
choices
and
it's
just
like
that's
basically
the
same
yeah
turns
out
you
know
what
else
that's
true
for
stock
market
it
was
rigged
all
along
you
never
could
win
the
i
love
animal
stories
i
always
throw
animal
stories
in
to
the
uh
nonsense
and
an
uplifting
animal
story
is
better
than
a
sad
animal
story
this
one's
kind
of
in
between
yeah
leeds
ferret
survives
100
minutes
in
the
washing
machine
so
he
snuck
into
the
washing
machine
apparently
and
he
was
hurt
pretty
bad
he
had
a
collapse
lung
and
some
other
stuff
they
didn't
think
he
was
going
to
make
it
but
he
made
it
i
would
feel
so
bad
if
that
was
my
favorite
i
guess
ferrets
don't
make
a
lot
of
noise
not
really
no
i'm
pretty
sure
if
one
of
my
cats
was
in
the
washing
machine
i
would
know
they
would
be
bellowing
at
the
top
of
their
legs
when
you
put
it
on
you
would
hear
it
because
it
would
be
a
different
like
sound
than
just
your
clothes
going
around
that
has
to
be
terrifying
off
you
that
fear
because
think
about
the
cycles
right
the
water
starts
to
rise
oh
what's
going
on
then
the
soap
shows
up
and
that's
a
whole
different
hell
and
then
you
start
spinning
and
then
during
the
rinse
cycle
you're
like
oh
god
it's
over
and
it
does
it
again
poor
little
guy
i
hope
that
they
make
the
rest
of
his
life
very
comfortable
is
that
going
to
think
he's
he's
talking
to
his
brother
too
so
that
he
has
a
brother
that
he's
like
recovering
with
do
you
think
he
like
talks
about
it
to
him
his
brother
probably
doesn't
believe
any
of
it
right
they
yeah
they
they
put
me
in
this
box
and
it
filled
with
water
they
give
you
you
promised
you'd
stop
the
drugs
bill
stack
overflow
was
hacked
in
2019
and
they
didn't
get
too
much
stuff
they
got
some
of
the
source
code
and
stuff
like
that
but
it's
funny
because
we
found
out
an
interesting
detail
about
that
hack
stack
overflow
uh
the
guide
for
that
it
was
advice
from
other
than
stack
overflow
do
you
think
he
went
back
and
upvoted
the
top
comment
and
the market
is
correct
yeah
it's
like
hey
i'm
having
this
kind
of
you
know
what
do
you
think
and
it's
like
oh
yeah
here's
some
help
so
you
should
probably
try
this
it's
like
oh
that
worked
he
just
put
a
comment
that
was
like
thanks
i
figured
it
out
and
then
we
never
know
what
his
solution
was
chris
one
thing
that
i
know
that
you
sort
of
obsess
about
because
you
constantly
mention
it
anytime
this
topic
is
brought
up
is
uh
whether
or not
you
smell
like
cheese
oh
yeah
i
think
this
is
interesting
i've
heard
that
white
people
smell
like
cheese
and
i
don't
know
if
that's
true
but
i
find
it
interesting
how
much
how
many
american
dollars
would
you
pay
to
find
out
how
much
you
smell
like
cheese
oh
maybe
like
10
20
bucks
no
it's
gonna
cost
you
150.
oh
that's
too
much
i
don't
care
that
much
but
i
would
be
interested
okay
let
me
sorry
am
i
reading
title
japanese
entrepreneur
finds
a
niche
offering
scientific
if
brutal
body
odor
analysis
so
that's
something
looking
smuggy
looks
i
feel
like
i'm
doing
as
much
as
i
humanly
can
to
counteract
my
smell
not
sure
what
i
would
add
to
my
routine
if
i
got
a
really
bad
report
here
i
would
just
be
more
paranoid
a
daily
you
know
just
uh
put
a
little
splash
of
bleach
on
the
sponge
just
you
know
that'll
probably
just
dry
your
skin
make
it
worse
yeah
yeah
and
regular
deodorant
is
already
so
drying
this
guy
is
the
guy
that
figured
it
out
he
looks
young
well
it's
not
it's
not
it's
you
know
this
that
makes
it
sound
like
that
you
know
somebody's
smelling
you
and
telling
you
no
he's
using
a
gas
chromatograph
yeah
to
tell
you
exactly
what
you
smell
like
this
is
although
can
like
translating
the
numbers
to
actual
smell
there
would
have
to
be
a
lot
a
big
data
set
for
that
don't
you
think
no
well
they
already
have
that
that
data
set
because
it's
a
use
for
forensics
and
other
stuff
it's
like
there's
a
weird
smell
in
here
what
is
it
it's
like
i
don't
know
it's
like
oh
it
turns
out
it's
this
kind
of
octane
the
criminal
work
to
the
you
know
petrol
refinery
plant
so
they
point
out
uh
diacetyl
is
old
person
smell
well
people
do
have
a
smell
yeah
yeah
well
that's
something
to
look
forward
to
isn't
it
it
says
uh
toward
the
end
of
the
article
says
women
in
their
30s
and
40s
are
his
main
clientele
oh
krista
it
could
be
you're
developing
a
funk
right
now
i
might
be
for
most
of
my
adult
clients
their
anxiety
begins
to
school
and
dogs
them
throughout
their
lives
i
don't
know
i
have
a
feeling
this
is
going
to
be
like
one
of those
things
where
it's
like
i'm
not
a
crazy
person
i
was
tested
it's
like
i
don't
smell
bad
i
was
tested
yeah
and
just
because
like
it
says
you
know
you
smell
okay
then
like
what
you
know
just
doesn't
mean
your
your
deodorant
hasn't
worn
off
now
maybe
just
slack
a
little
bit
more
on
oh
i
imagine
i'm
trying
to
reapply
you
got
to
go
in
there
with
nothing
on
right
you're
getting
the
raw
smell
oh
yeah
do
you
think
that's
your
smell
profile
it's
going
to
be
like
a
hexadecimal
and
that
goes
on
your
dating
profile
i
was
going
to
say
because
there's
the
whole
like
pheromone
smell
thing
too
do
you
think
they
could
do
a
dating
service
eventually
that
would
be
fun
well
back
to
the
uh
the
capital
attack
this
is
a
very
interesting
thing
because
a
lot
of
people
have
sort
of
thrown
it
out
there
and
it's
like
we're
pretty
sure
that
there
are
agent
provocateurs
in
this
crowd
these
are
people
who
are
definitely
working
with
the
government
and
they're
trying
to
make
things
worse
and
stir
this
up
so
that
i
can
create
new
laws
and
then
we
learn
this
reuters
reuters
had
this
reuters
just
pay
attention
to
that
for
a
second
the
prom
boys
leaders
uh
leader
was
a
prolific
informer
for
law
enforcement
and
i
was
like
ah
the
sensationalist
headline
right
no
go
read
the
article
this
is
incredible
this
is
absolutely
incredible
for
the
better
part
of
10
years
he
has
been
setting
up
narcotics
busts
doing
undercover
buys
and
sells
and
you
know
ratting
is
a
huge
rat
a
massive
rat
i
wonder
what
the
other
proud
boys
be
okay
with
that
we're
about
to
find
out
in
the
transcript
about
this
he
said
i
don't
recall
any
of
this
so
he
seems
to
think
that
they
would
not
be
okay
with
it
i
assume
i
imagine
they
would
not
yes
i
don't
think
that
crowd
is
a
big
fan
of
although
it
is
weird
because
that
right-wing
thing
is
like
that's
one
of
the
things
that
i
don't
consider
myself
right-wing
i
know
most
of
you
in
the
comments
do
but
one
of
the
things
that
drives
me
crazy
about
the
right
wing
is
how
much
they
uh
just
fellate
law
enforcement
with
everything
that
they
say
why
what
about
any
of
this
makes
you
think
they're
on
your
side
i
don't
know
that
we'll
see
that
as
much
from
the
right
wing
anymore
after
the
uh
the
riot
thing
i
guess
i
don't
know
people's
memories
are
pretty
short
i
did
not
read
the
last
stories
i
had
to
do
a
conference
call
i
forgot
to
read
the
last
stories
i
don't
even
know
what
this
one's
about
anti-putin
snowman
protest
leads
to
russian
activists
detention
so
there's
a
law
that
says
that
you
can't
get
together
you
know
a
protest
the
snowmen
were
treated
as
getting
together
for
a
protest
like
there
were
real
people
so
this
protester
put
it
outside
of
their
house
and
they
were
arrested
on
a
law
that
has
to
do
with
you
know
congregation
of
protesters
snowman
being
the
protesters
yeah
where
was
the
uh
it
was
another
one
of
those
ex-soviet
states
where
the
guy
had
the
the
snowman
that
got
arrested
for
that
one
yeah
yeah
i
don't
remember
you
know
biden
even
told
putin
on
their
their
call
that
he
should
release
in
a
navalny
i
don't
know
how
to
say
his
name
the
guy
that
they
tried
to
to
poison
but
he
survived
but
they
arrested
him
on
something
else
uh
biden
was
like
no
you
need
to
release
him
immediately
but
even
the
eu
supreme
court
has
called
for
him
to
be
released
yeah
i
don't
think
he's
going
to be
released
probably
not
apparently
one
of
these
signs
says
down
with
the
czar
i'm
like
does
that
really
would
that
upset
putin
because
it
wasn't
wasn't
the
whole
thing
you
know
that
they
don't
want
azar
anymore
it's
amazing
to
me
how
thin
the
skins
of
these
despots
is
like
it
can't
handle
winnie
the
pooh
i
mean
if
people
compared
me
to
winnie
the
pooh
we
kind
of
flattered
kind
of
like
a
compliment
in
some
ways
i
would
think
you
know
because
you're
cuddly
you're
kind
like
i
would
live
in
a
forest
i
would
love
to
have
pooh's
outlook
on
life
i
mean
i
would
say
that
uh
when
it
comes
to
your
relationship
with
food
you
are
right
on
the
same
level
i
will
say
that
i
don't
know
i
don't
know
how
much
you
want
to
talk
about
this
but
your
actions
in
the
past
week
in
your
personal
life
i
mean
jesus
christ
you're
basically
a
saint
at
this
point
i
don't
i
don't
like
i'm
pretty
sure
that
there's
uh
like
you've
got
your
compulsions
and
i
think
that's
one
of
them
but
like
at
this
point
i'm
so
impressed
by
it
if
you
ever
need
that
i'm
going
to
do
it
for
you
because
i
feel
like
the
world
owes
you
something
it's
fine
it's
really
not
any
uh
people
don't
know
how
kind
you
actually
are
like
they
might
have
an
inkling
but
they
don't
really
know
it's
just
basic
human
decency
no
i
i
don't
expect
other
human
beings
to
do
it
but
dude
just
go
to
the
nursing
home
right
now
and
see
what
other
people
do
in
that
situation
i'm
juggling
that
too
and
it's
just
the
both
of
them
at
the
same
time
is
a
little
is
a
little
challenging
so
i
don't
know
it's
fine
i
appreciate
that
but
it's
i
don't
know
there's
it
wouldn't
get
done
if
i
didn't
do
it
so
it's
got
to
be
done
but
in
most
cases
it
doesn't
get
done
in
most
cases
it
does
not
get
done
and
i
would
prefer
not
to
know
about
that
engagement
engagement
challenge
chat
uh
put
comments
about
nice
things
wendell
has
said
or
done
over
the
years
no
don't
do
it
put
a
comment
about
what
you
think
we're
talking
about
also
good
yeah
both
of
those
prompts
and
our
final
story
uh
as
we
emerge
into
2021
the
movie
industry
they're
kind
of
at
a
position
where
they're
either
gonna
have
to
open
back
up
or
just
go
out
of
business
right
although
i
think
you
know
what
amc
yeah
they've
got
some
funding
yeah
because
all
they
did
yeah
yeah
lenders
were
willing
to
give
them
a
lot
of
money
so
they
say
they're
good
till
like
fall
but
they
are
thinking
about
some
of
these
movies
they've
had
in
the
can
for
a
long
time
they're
like
okay
let's
finally
roll
these
out
but
there's
an
interesting
problem
when
you
have
a
movie
from
last
year
because
technology
moves
really
fast
james
bond
film
no
time
to
die
further
delayed
to
reshoot
nokia
product
placements
so
they've
got
some
clips
here
these
are
last
year's
phones
like
nokia
paid
for
product
placement
they
don't
care
about
last
year's
phone
they're
not
even
making
last
year's
phone
so
yeah
do
you
think
he'll
look
like
a
year
older
i
mean
he's
definitely
showing
his
age
but
he
still
looks
pretty
good
i'm
thinking
for
the
reshoots
like
will
there
be
a
very
obvious
change
i
wonder
nah
they'll
fix
it
with
cgi
worst
case
scenario
they
might
not
even
have
to
have
him
show
up
just
deep
fake
him
into
those
things
i
mean
it
it
probably
for
the
digital
effects
people
it
probably
wouldn't
be
that
big
of
a
deal
to
replace
the
phone
yeah
this
is
interesting
i
remember
we
did
a
story
about
this
a
while
back
a
couple
years
ago
but
if
you
don't
know
this
is
a
big
deal
in
movies
when
you
see
people
using
phones
in
movies
there
are
a
lot
of
rules
and
one
of the
most
hilarious
ones
is
that
apple
will
not
allow
a
villain
to
use
an
iphone
oh
yeah
i
remember
that
yeah
yeah
well
i
know
what
we
need
to
do
for
our
next
low
budget
thriller
break
that
rule
yeah
that'd
be
great
for
like
a
comedy
movie
if
you
didn't
want
to
play
by
those
rules
if
you
just
had
like
a
toy
phone
but
no
one
in
the
in
universe
ever
acknowledged
it
except
the
thing
about
that
krista
is
you
can
make
tons
and
tons
of
money
by
not
using
a
toy
phone
and
nokia
will
give
everybody
on
the
set
a
phone
and
then
then
you
look
like
the
[ __ ]
who's
denying
the
crew
a
new
phone
yeah
we'll
see
you
next
week
i
guess
the
only
thing
that
i
can
say
at
this
point
is
buy
gamestop
what
if
it
what
if
it's
already
crashed
back
down
to
like
five
bucks
by
the way
get
it
back
up
there
yeah
hold
on
yeah
we're
recording
this
in
the
past
as
a
reminder
so
we
don't
know
the
future
yet
it's
probably
it's
probably
already
wrecked
let's
go
see
yeah
yeah
look
before
we
leave
oh
yeah
it's
way
down
we
checked
when
you
were
uh
doing
your
call
oh
it's
back
up
again
looks
like
what's
in
there
what's
it
316
but
it
was
lower
than
that
earlier
mine's
still
loading
why
are
you
on
reddit
uh
party
mega
thread
oh
they
usually
have
the
thing
honor
to
the
diamond
hands
i
just
googled
jimmy
shield
wall
this
is
15
minutes
old
3
17.
it
looks
like
it's
trending
upward
because
everybody's
really
excited
about
320.
well
it's
it
languished
at
around
2
25
p.m
it's
rallying
back
but
that's
still
not
as
bad
as
it
was
yesterday
yesterday
it
crashed
hard
no
it
closed
at
197.
see
no
no
i
mean
yeah
wait
wait
what
that
was
yesterday
thursday
closed
at
197
yesterday
oh
and
then
we're
back
up
to
but
in
the
middle
of
the
day
wasn't
it
like
down
around
100
uh
let's
see
this
was
the
28th
the
low
was
132
that
was
i
think
when
uh
when
uh
what's
her
name
did
their
thing
that
was
11
30.
that's
when
everybody
turned
it
off
yeah
that's
a
blatant
marketing
manipulation
there
diamond
fists
right
is
that
the
the
meme
i
don't
know
what
does
that
mean
i
don't
know
i
just
see
it
spammed
in
every
thread
i
haven't
actually
gone
to
wall
street
bets
they've
got
a
they've
got
some
hilarious
gifs
they
did
the
one
um
you
know
the
uh
the
the
avengers
in
scene
with
thanos
they
re
did
that
scene
as
a
jiff
and
they
labeled
everything
and
so
it
was
like
wall
street
bets
and
then
like
the
people
show
up
and
then
uh
dr
strange
is
elon
musk
so
like
he
comes
flying
in
his
doctor
strange
it's
like
that's
elon
musk
coming
to
wall
street
bets
aids
against
uh
marvin
capital
who's
thanos
i
never
my
favorite
my
favorite
version
of
that
is
the
the
pixar
one
where
it's
finding
uh
nemo
and
it's
the
very
end
scene
where
he's
like
swim
down
but
instead
of
saying
swim
down
it
says
hold
don't
get
out
i
never
made
it
all
the
way
through
in-game
oh
yeah
well
you
should
have
at
least
watched
the
battle
the
battle
is
pretty
satisfying
yeah
maybe
someday
maybe
a
time
when
i'm
just
sitting
at
home
with
nothing
to
do
yeah
it
was
just
when
would
that
ever
happen
just
watch
it
on
the
crapper
it
won't
take
long
that
sounds
like
uh
some
blood
circulation
issues
if
you
go
what's
that
three
hour
movie
no
no
i
meant
just
the
battle
oh
okay
oh
all
right
krista
why
don't
you
give
us
a
activist
investor
goodbye
uh
emojis
to
the
moon
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a
month
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i
received
a
message
from
an
informant
on
one
of
my
previous
videos
a
house
on
3
30
was
having
a
couple
issues
as
most
of
you
are
probably
well
aware
one
of
the
best
training
methods
for
prayer
is
using
a
gilded
altar
in
a
player
owned
house
as
it
provides
250
prayer
experience
for
each
bone
used
on
it
next
to
it
you
can
also
build
incense
burners
and
when
both
are
lit
instead
you
get
350
prayer
experience
per
bone
it's
one
of the
main
reason
house
hosting
even
exists
since
getting
a
gilded
altar
for
your
own
house
can
be
very
expensive
and
time
consuming
the
issue
with
the
house
i
just
discussed
is
the
burners
weren't
being
lit
so
everyone's
xp
was
going
down
this
happens
sometimes
due
to
a
host
being
afk
not
noticing
or
if
you're
ice
poseidon
just
on
purpose
but
this
time
it
was
different
not
only
had
the
host
not
spoken
or
moved
for
at
least
a
half
hour
a
strange
account
was
running
up
to
the
burners
looking
at
them
and
ducking
into
the
altar's
crowd
wait
a
minute
is
that
25
buck
holes
we
meet
again
much
has
changed
since
our
last
battle
i
will
never
forgive
you
for
the
death
of
my
all
that
callisto
prepare
to
die
i
guess
all
i
had
to
do
was
right
click
and
see
that
it
was
not
actually
him
a
month
later
i
received
a
message
from
an
anonymous
user
on
discord
they
themselves
are
a
host
on
330.
first
off
they
informed
me
in
the
past
year
world
330
has
changed
a
lot
in
my
first
video
about
it
i
talked
about
how
the
hosting
board
had
just
been
introduced
this
gave
everyone
an
equal
playing
field
as
now
there
was
a
central
area
where
anyone
with
a
house
could
advertise
this
led
most
of
the
toxic
hosts
that
use
anti-competitive
tactics
off
of
the
world
as
they
didn't
work
anymore
this
led
the
charge
for
an
entire
new
generation
of
hosts
you
had
to
get
really
creative
to
be
the
top
host
as
a
result
now
when
it
comes
to
hosting
it's
really
simple
you
sit
in
your
house
make
sure
you
don't
log
out
and
re-light
the
burners
when
they
go
out
this
host
tells
me
they
believe
someone
came
up
with
the
fairly
obvious
idea
of
writing
a
bot
script
to
accomplish
all
of
those
tasks
they
go
on
to
say
world
330
has
been
taken
over
by
bot
hosts
they
use
bots
to
light
their
burners
while
they
host
accounts
afk
for
six
hours
at
a
time
using
third
party
plugins
to
stay
logged
in
we
estimate
these
accounts
to
make
50
to
200
mail
a
day
so
obviously
i
wanted
to
check
this
out
for
myself
[Music]
i'm
not
going
to
list
the
usernames
of
any
of
these
hosts
i
don't
want
to
toss
any
publicity
their
way
or
even
worse
if
the
concerned
hosts
and
myself
are
wrong
cause
a
keemstar
situation
first
i
scrub
through
the
old
footage
i
took
about
a
month
before
the
same
host
that
i
believed
to
be
a
bot
in
that
footage
was
hosting
again
so
i
checked
their
house
i'm
going
to
refer
to
them
as
host
a
the
lighter
was
a
different
person
but
i
noticed
a
strange
pattern
okay
so
here's
the
footage
of
the
lighter
from
last
month
they
attempt
to
light
the
burner
not
actually
lighting
it
waiting
and
moving
on
to
the
next
one
as
far
as
i
can
tell
it's
a
broken
bot
because
they
do
this
multiple
times
in
a
row
here's
them
once
they
did
have
more
supplies
to
light
the
burners
they
are
doing
the
same
pattern
so
lighting
buzzing
running
lighting
pausing
again
and
hiding
under
the
altar
i
compared
this
to
about
an
hour's
worth
of
footage
i
took
today
same
thing
the
lighter
follows
the
exact
same
pattern
keep
in
mind
the
patterns
won't
match
up
perfectly
they
both
vary
by
at
least
a
second
to
a
couple
milliseconds
and
i
think
this
is
intentional
to
try
and
throw
off
bot
detection
i
stuck
around
host
a's
house
for
two
hours
i
started
first
just
by
watching
the
host
would
on
occasion
say
a
random
message
like
how
is
everyone
today
and
no
matter
what
would
just
not
respond
host
a
ended
up
having
their
own
clan
chat
which
i
joined
every
time
i
asked
why
the
host
wasn't
responding
their
ranks
would
cover
for
them
i
tried
to
not
look
suspicious
or
look
like
i
was
looking
into
it
too
hard
one
of
their
excuses
as
to
why
they
wouldn't
respond
to
me
was
oh
they
probably
just
fell
asleep
when
they
had
just
typed
a
message
a
minute
before
after
i
started
asking
around
i
don't
know
if
it's
coincidence
but
host
a
started
getting
very
chatty
at
this
point
i
had
no
real
evidence
the
host
was
a
bot
i
knew
for
a
fact
that
they
had
about
refilling
the
burners
our
next
host
i'll
refer
to
as
host
b
upon
entering
their
house
i
immediately
recognized
their
burner
lighter
the
exact
same
account
from
the
month
old
video
of
host
a
and
would
you
believe
it
they
followed
the
exact
same
pattern
as
before
the
next
host
c
also
had
a
burner
lighter
who
unshockingly
followed
the
same
pattern
here's
a
big
plot
twist
you
probably
figured
out
by
now
all
three
hosts
are
the
same
person
well
at
least
we
think
so
so
at
this
point
i
know
that
all
three
houses
are
using
burner
bots
i
checked
every
other
house
host
online
of
them
had
a
bot
refilling
every
normal
host
was
chatting
and
refilling
on
their
own
so
now
i
want
to
figure
out
if
these
three
hosts
are
actually
bots
i
went
in
to
do
some
more
watching
and
near
instantly
two
of
the
three
suspected
hosts
b
and
c
went
offline
without
saying
anything
i
stuck
around
a's
house
silently
for
a
while
before
heading
off
to
bed
for
the
night
before
doing
that
i
talked
with
the
group
of
hosts
who
reached
out
to
me
about
all
of
this
they
told
me
it's
extremely
unusual
for
any
of
the
suspected
bot
hosts
to
go
offline
like
that
and
i
likely
scared
the
account's
owner
into
being
active
and
focusing
on
just
their
main
house
host
a
they
said
the
only
other
time
they
go
offline
like
that
is
when
a
game
update
happens
luckily
for
me
a
game
update
was
happening
in
just
a
few
hours
so
it
looks
like
i
wouldn't
be
going
to
bed
and
it
would
be
the
start
of
a
kind
of
long
night
who
would
have
guessed
all
three
hosts
were
offline
for
a
few
hours
after
the
update
went
live
likely
because
if
they
are
bots
their
owner
wasn't
awake
to
restart
their
client
and
log
them
back
in
[Music]
i
figured
my
objective
for
day
two
was
simply
to
observe
rather
than
asking
questions
joining
the
clan
chat
and
outright
accusing
the
host
of
being
a
bot
i
would
just
sit
and
wait
when
i
logged
in
only
host
a
and
b
were
online
c
was
not
i
went
into
a's
house
and
waited
during
the
entire
hour
i
was
there
a
didn't
respond
to
a
single
question
comment
nothing
and
just
didn't
move
just
like
before
they
would
ask
questions
strangely
they
now
quote
movies
at
random
and
are
asking
for
more
red
pill
movies
to
watch
we
have
quite
an
interesting
suspected
bot
on
our
hands
notice
something
new
about
the
burner
bots
this
time
though
every
once
in
a
while
they
would
put
a
smiley
face
in
chat
and
never
type
anything
else
it
actually
reminds
me
a
lot
of
those
bots
at
the
blast
furnace
pump
who
randomly
auto
type
dots
to
stay
logged
in
[Music]
day
three
back
in
host
a's
house
there's
a
new
burner
account
its
name
alex
jones
why
am
i
not
surprised
you're
not
an
intellectual
you're
a
fake
of
fraud
anyway
this
one
is
not
putting
anything
in
chat
as
far
as
i
can
see
instead
on
occasion
he
does
the
panic
emote
i
spent
a
half
hour
under
the
ultra
silent
just
generic
phrases
again
from
the
host
and
no
movement
the
entire
time
so
i
figured
i've
gathered
enough
on
host
a
it's
host
b's
time
to
shine
while
i
was
in
class
i
had
my
alt
logged
in
here
for
about
two
hours
absolutely
no
movement
from
the
host
a
burner
bot
was
on
the
same
timing
as
host
a's
burners
and
again
random
quotes
from
the
host
day
four
i
spend
an
hour
in
host
c's
house
and
finally
something
to
truly
connect
all
three
accounts
the
burner
i've
seen
in
host
a
and
b's
home
is
now
lighting
in
seas
mission
accomplished
but
i
want
a
bit
more
so
i
waited
an
hour
nothing
host
c
just
would
not
talk
i
don't
know
why
maybe
their
bot
was
broken
maybe
they
did
it
on
purpose
probably
not
back
to
host
b's
house
i'm
looking
for
one
more
piece
of
evidence
we
already
have
the
connection
between
the
three
houses
with
the
burner
bots
but
i
wanted
absolute
proof
that
the
hosts
were
bots
some
near
undeniable
evidence
and
just
like
that
i
got
the
two
for
one
so
the
last
clip
i
recorded
on
day
three
was
host
b
saying
yeah
i
thought
so
lol
to
absolutely
nobody
and
just
like
that
the
exact
same
thing
today
not
only
is
it
a
repeated
message
it's
clearly
part
of
a
script
that's
broken
there's
plenty
of
times
host
b
says
absolute
gibberish
always
two
lines
at
a
time
if
this
isn't
an
auto
typer
it's
an
insane
person
with
a
list
of
messages
they
like
to
type
at
random
ladies
and
gentlemen
we
got
em
investigation
complete
gold
medal's
for
everyone
let's
go
home
kiss
the
wife
and
sleep
well
knowing
that
the
world
is
a
better
place
well
not
yet
there's
rumors
floating
around
the
hosting
community
that
people
are
able
to
manipulate
the
hosting
board
to
make
their
name
appear
closer
to
the
top
one
of
the
hosts
who
contacted
me
believes
that
they
have
been
able
to
reset
the
name
cycle
using
alts
with
85
consistency
to
raise
their
name
to
the
top
they
suggested
for
a
board
to
be
fair
it
should
maybe
cycle
names
on
its
own
every
minute
or
so
otherwise
manipulators
can
dominate
the
top
much
like
when
the
board
first
came
out
and
it
was
for
some
reason
alphabetical
so
everybody
just
put
z
in
front
of
their
name
anyway
i
reached
out
to
jagex
about
this
multiple
times
have
not
heard
back
unfortunately
but
what
can
you
do
so
to
recap
this
video
ai
is
taking
our
jobs
and
we
should
prepare
for
the
robot
revolution
good
luck
so
why
did
i
make
this
video
it
might
just
look
like
i'm
snitching
on
some
smart
guy
who
made
some
harmless
bots
in
reality
it's
hurting
a
lot
of
legitimate
hosts
the
ones
who
enjoy
chatting
in
their
house
providing
a
service
and
earning
tips
at
the
same
time
not
the
toxic
weirdos
from
last
year's
video
some
of
those
hosts
have
done
this
for
years
and
all
of
a
sudden
their
traffic
is
cut
in
half
because
a
three
accounts
are
now
on
24
7
and
b
they
might
be
able
to
manipulate
the
board
to
show
them
at
the
top
it's
not
right
but
if
you
want
to
call
me
snitch
9
go
ahead
you're
mad
i'm
back
[Music]