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I
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you
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I've
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I've
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this
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my
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self
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I've
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on
a
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we
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these
Savannah
dialog
add-on
so
ran
out
for
a
lot
of
us
is
more
than
just
a
companion
in
Skyrim
which
is
a
lifelong
partner
like
the
Japanese
would
say
a
why
food
for
life
food
if
there's
anyone
that's
been
made
more
uncomfortably
attractive
more
times
than
you
can
count
on
several
hands
its
Serina
I
mean
why
not
as
the
memes
would
say
H
is
a
hot
vampire
chick
of
some
serious
daddy
issues
which
is
essentially
the
number
one
trait
Skyrim
players
look
for
in
a
wife
who
unfortunately
as
videogame
companions
do
she
runs
out
of
lines
and
you
eventually
see
through
the
facade
that
perhaps
just
maybe
she's
actually
not
a
real
woman
this
keeps
that
facade
on
just
a
little
bit
longer
so
you
can
continue
living
your
dream
land
where
your
girlfriend
is
a
vampire
chick
with
daddy
issues
and
it
does
this
by
adding
lots
of
new
dialogue
like
combat
lines
more
locational
dialogue
and
just
a
whole
slew
of
extra
dialogue
options
like
what
do
you
think
about
our
future
adventuring
plans
most
of
your
responses
are
pretty
short
which
is
actually
kind
of
in
character
for
Serena
some
of
the
dialogue
have
squares
in
it
but
look
if
you
want
to
prolong
the
life
of
Serrano
right
this
is
the
best
you've
got
you
can
ask
her
to
ask
you
questions
you
know
stuff
that
normal
human
beings
would
do
if
they
weren't
computer
AI
you
can
get
some
refreshers
on
some
dangan
topics
and
even
ask
for
opinion
on
various
things
now
really
her
answers
aren't
that
interesting
but
may
I
remind
you
that
she's
a
hot
vampire
chick
with
daddy
issues
who
goes
up
several
points
of
savanah
holic
may
remind
you
of
the
various
mods
available
for
this
game
like
the
religion
mod
you
sick
[ __ ]
what
did
you
think
I
was
talking
about
next
up
we
have
the
number
one
moon
mod
for
skyrim
skygazer
moon
supported
over
the
special
edition
now
I
went
out
there
and
tried
to
record
a
bunch
of
comparison
shots
but
because
Skyrim
is
a
perfect
game
with
absolutely
zero
bugs
whatsoever
I
had
a
hard
time
loading
back
into
my
games
and
it
being
the
same
time
so
really
I
only
have
one
comparison
shot
for
you
and
this
is
it
now
you're
probably
wondering
mxr
why
is
it
glowing
so
much
well
because
this
is
skygazer
moons
with
glow
the
new
a
highly
requested
featured
which
honestly
doesn't
really
do
much
for
me
the
glow
is
pretty
strong
and
he
recommends
turning
off
your
EMP
which
made
the
glow
even
stronger
now
this
could
be
the
lighting
mods
I
have
so
I
just
went
with
the
4k
normal
version
now
if
you
compare
master
which
is
the
orange
moon
to
the
vanilla
you
might
actually
think
the
vanilla
is
more
detailed
but
that's
just
actually
completely
inaccurate
if
you
zoom
in
by
fov
20
you
can
clearly
see
that
this
mod
is
more
detailed
and
if
you
go
to
Secunda
which
is
the
moon
that
looks
like
ours
you're
gonna
see
that
the
difference
is
enormous
now
unfortunately
you're
also
gonna
see
some
kind
of
outline
as
if
this
was
some
kind
of
sticker
that
was
stuck
in
the
sky
which
honestly
kind
of
is
which
kind
of
ruins
the
close-up
but
then
again
who
actually
plays
at
fov
20
most
people
are
gonna
see
the
moon
at
this
distance
but
at
this
distance
it
pretty
much
looks
exactly
like
the
vanilla
moon
so
basically
what
I'm
trying
to
say
is
I
don't
know
what
I'm
doing
with
my
life
right
now
I'm
here
sad
over
my
microphone
examining
the
outlines
between
moons
at
a
zoom
that
no
reasonable
human
being
would
actually
play
Skyrim
at
why
are
we
still
here
and
next
that
we
have
the
glorious
doors
of
Skyrim
now
this
is
both
a
great
mod
and
a
SAN
mod
at
the
same
time
now
this
is
great
because
the
god
of
sky
and
doors
have
finally
compiled
all
of
his
great
works
into
one
mod
for
one
easy
download
that'll
save
us
all
plenty
of
time
while
pimping
out
our
doors
to
the
maximum
degree
it's
sad
because
there
will
be
no
more
door
pimp
[ __ ]
from
the
door
pimp
got
himself
hype
one
is
this
the
end
yes
almost
certain
unfortunately
never
say
never
I
know
but
right
now
I'm
not
planning
to
do
any
more
doors
why
are
we
still
here
why
I
don't
want
to
play
Skyrim
anymore
if
this
guy's
not
making
any
more
doors
fortunately
though
he's
left
us
with
one
more
great
door
and
that
is
gonna
be
the
great
dwarven
door
that
you'll
find
in
mark
ours
and
Dwemer
dungeons
across
skyrim
and
this
is
perhaps
one
of
his
most
advanced
doors
yet
adding
a
lever
which
is
very
drummer
like
that
results
in
a
chain
reaction
of
gears
also
very
drummer
like
to
open
a
beautiful
scratch
stuff
gold
like
door
which
is
almost
like
the
gates
of
heaven
as
he
ascends
the
sky
remaining
greatness
as
he
leaves
this
world
hopefully
pursue
bigger
and
better
things
and
design
doors
you
know
in
the
afterlife
what
a
fantastic
last
gift
to
this
community
just
remember
that
these
doors
will
always
be
open
if
you
ever
want
to
come
back
man
and
then
we
have
a
swimming
animation
called
stronger
swimming
animation
se
which
is
pretty
easily
the
best
swimming
animation
you
can
find
we've
had
one
before
it
which
came
from
lovers
lab
which
specializes
in
you
know
mmm
other
kinds
of
muds
you
know
I
think
he
only
spent
like
10
minutes
on
it
whereas
you
know
that
1-3
some
triple
gang
animation
he
did
he
probably
spent
like
three
hours
on
which
was
still
somehow
better
than
the
vanilla
swimming
animation
just
because
of
how
purely
cringe
and
terrible
it
is
I
mean
why
does
it
look
like
my
right
leg
is
cramped
and
I
have
no
ability
to
dissuade
like
a
human
being
this
one
is
a
smooth
clean
and
elegant
it's
like
one
of
those
videos
you
see
online
where
those
girls
is
scuba
dive
underwater
just
for
the
sake
of
looking
at
their
ass
there's
some
leg
kicks
there's
a
few
flutters
in
there
you
know
it's
a
full-on
animation
cycle
and
not
just
one
motion
repeated
constantly
that
makes
you
look
like
a
complete
robot
synth
swimming
in
the
water
I
mean
it
natural
and
he's
still
an
animation
student
in
his
early
days
so
who
exactly
did
Bethesda
hire
for
their
game
and
the
Umrah
mod
this
week
is
the
DX
witch
hunter
armor
it
seems
like
every
week
it's
just
another
deserted
ex
armor
maybe
he's
the
only
great
armor
monitor
left
maybe
everything
is
a
scary
BDSM
and
I
am
BDSM
armory
at
lovers
lab
maybe
it's
Maybelline
but
I'm
not
complaining
because
these
armors
are
still
fired
just
when
you
think
he
couldn't
get
any
better
stainless
steel
bolts
really
solid
metal
clasp
solid
metal
crossbow
beautiful
insignia
tights
leather
shiny
pants
subtle
but
nuanced
rose
pattern
in
the
back
fits
I
ran
a
holic
Serena
unbelievably
it's
as
if
the
forces
of
dawn
guard
decided
to
have
taboo
intercourse
with
the
vampires
and
create
this
brand
new
armor
which
is
perfect
for
Anna
because
that's
pretty
much
what
she
is
which
is
a
vampire
that's
now
part
of
the
dawn
guard
and
it's
her
epitomized
in
a
piece
of
armor
so
if
you
don't
download
this
can
you
really
say
you
love
Serena
I
don't
think
so
then
we
have
a
mod
called
actor
limit
fix
mod
that
fixes
a
bug
where
if
you
have
more
than
128
actors
in
the
same
place
they
start
floating
around
into
the
nether
now
don't
misunderstand
me
this
is
a
bug
that
I
thoroughly
enjoy
and
it
were
up
to
me
I
would
probably
leave
it
in
the
game
but
this
is
one
of
the
top
mods
of
the
month
and
also
given
the
amount
of
endorsements
and
downloads
I
can't
say
that
I'm
not
shocked
that
this
many
people
actively
have
over
a
hundred
28
NPCs
active
at
a
time
I
review
Skyrim
mods
for
the
living
in
the
last
time
I
remembered
having
to
spawn
over
128
NPCs
was
braced
in
a
cave
on
a
boat
to
test
out
a
spell
Mon
the
amount
of
people
downloading
this
mod
really
shows
you
how
desperately
we
need
the
Elder
Scrolls
6
now
the
Tessa's
mod
there
was
clearly
really
only
one
NPC
we
needed
128
of
and
that's
of
course
Nazim
oh
it
took
years
but
I
earned
my
way
to
the
top
because
what's
better
than
one
entitled
prick
128
of
them
told
me
I
earned
my
way
to
the
title
mess
I
own
shield
broke
laws
now
as
you
can
see
just
as
he
proclaimed
some
of
them
started
to
float
off
to
space
while
others
couldn't
actually
move
their
mouths
when
it's
speaking
yeah
which
is
clearly
a
massive
detriment
to
my
very
valid
gameplay
decision
of
spawning
128
as
Eames
thanks
to
this
man
I
was
finally
able
to
complete
my
lifelong
dream
of
having
a
communist
Nazi
regime
of
museums
128
of
them
marching
straight
into
my
white
rented
really
greatly
enhanced
my
Skyrim
experience
now
what's
next
for
me
probably
one
of
those
quick
bae
titles
where
it's
like
what
happens
if
you
spawn
128
museums
in
your
white
run
video
coming
next
you
know
obviously
the
next
great
viral
idea
now
that
we
basically
covered
the
top
7
scatter
mods
of
the
month
it's
time
for
some
six
mods
and
I
decided
to
go
with
vampire
follower
because
quite
frankly
I
need
to
make
Serena
jealous
because
she's
been
eyeing
that
army
of
the
seems
quite
a
bit
lately
now
various
can
be
found
inside
of
Albert's
basement
and
even
comes
with
a
fully
depicted
story
on
lovers
lamp
Ferris
is
a
pretty
white
haired
vampire
of
hungry
red
eyes
she
has
know
things
because
her
job
is
not
to
feed
but
to
offer
pleasure
to
her
master
she
must
please
Lord
harken
if
she
doesn't
want
to
be
punished
roughly
word
hearken
grabbed
Varys
and
began
to
spank
her
when
Master
hearten
got
tired
of
spanking
her
he
tied
bears
to
the
wall
and
to
his
own
rejoicing
made
Varys
to
show
her
spank
body
you
know
I'm
glad
I
read
this
because
this
is
definitely
something
I've
really
needed
to
know
about
harkens
back
story
you
can
ask
her
how
did
you
arrive
to
Martha
I
ran
away
from
my
master
I
ended
up
in
Martha
land
Alva
rescued
me
or
so
she
says
alpha
was
no
different
she
asked
me
to
make
her
some
errands
in
exchange
for
hospitality
I'm
not
proud
of
what
I've
done
but
that
cannot
be
changed
as
you
can
tell
I'm
a
vampire
I'm
not
from
a
royal
clan
but
I'm
not
a
feral
one
either
and
at
that
moment
I
knew
exactly
what
I
wanted
to
do
with
Varys
Saran
ax
had
been
a
very
bad
girl
and
I
needed
a
teacher
a
lesson
I
clothed
her
in
the
warmest
gear
available
in
Skyrim
gave
her
food
shelter
and
everything
she
needed
and
treated
her
with
respect
I
also
downloaded
a
mod
called
twins
which
would
add
two
sisters
in
the
last
indoor
cell
of
the
silent
moon
scamp
after
killing
the
guards
I
could
see
that
they
were
not
closed
their
bodies
glistening
with
sweat
and
oil
waste
the
size
of
toothpicks
and
hips
that
could
crush
the
skulls
of
small
children
I
spoke
to
Dalia
and
the
first
dialog
option
was
you
like
to
make
love
which
was
tempting
but
I
was
a
made
Christian
man
with
two
children
and
so
of
course
I
refused
profusely
and
that
was
the
end
of
that
and
then
spoke
to
her
twin
Danielle
the
first
dialog
option
said
how
about
the
three
of
us
I
clicked
on
it
thinking
it
was
short
for
how
about
the
three
of
us
get
the
hell
out
of
here
get
a
nice
warm
meal
worship
Jesus
for
a
bit
and
then
go
back
to
her
families
but
instead
what
happened
was
definitely
of
what
I
just
described
I
mean
things
that
I
certainly
wouldn't
guess
sisters
would
ever
want
to
do
to
each
other
as
especially
the
ones
of
the
twin
variety
needless
to
say
I
made
a
mistake
and
definitely
did
not
try
and
continue
on
that
train
of
sin
I
got
them
all
very
warm
outfits
shelter
food
and
introduced
them
to
Tallis
made
sure
they
stayed
away
from
the
Bella
and
that
was
the
end
of
that
I
definitely
did
not
invite
varus
over
and
have
them
perform
terrible
terrible
acts
in
front
of
me
embarrassed
and
then
have
everybody
join
in
to
make
serenity
Ellis
there's
absolutely
no
way
that
could
have
happened
because
I'm
a
Christian
man
and
this
is
a
Christian
channel
thank
you
guys
so
much
for
watching
there's
a
non
tentative
version
on
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five crisp two dollar bills for twenty dollars wait that's not how money works a hundred thousand companies make over a hundred thousand dollars a year this way but for amazon it's only a fraction of their business there's also twitch whole foods kindle alexa sensibly named echo echo plus echo dot echo dot kids amazon tap echo connect echo spot echo show and echo look also a completely different alexa fire tablets and tv prime music video pantry ring doorbell zappos imdb fresh goodreads and over 70 consumer brands you'd never even know they owned hardly a month goes by where they don't enter and dominate a new industry just trademarking the slogan we do the prep you be the chef was enough to drop a blue apron stock 12 they're even investigating pharmaceuticals education and finance amazon defines its competitors as publishers producers and distributors of physical digital and interactive media of all types and all distribution channels among others that's like everyone which raises the question is amazon scatterbrained many of these products have nothing in common yesterday they wanted to conquer streaming video today sell organic grapes in grocery stores tomorrow who knows and their ideas increasingly let's say creative to day delivery how about two hour delivery a 3d smartphone a grocery store without employees a front door that unlocks for delivery drivers a flying warehouse complete with detachable drones for all its success as an online store more and more it also seems distracted at least that's how it looks the only way to make sense of their actions and mistakes and anticipate their future is to see the world as they do and there are three pillars to amazon's plan for world domination to really understand amazon you have to understand jeff bezos like steve jobs or elon musk the philosophy of the man is that of the company apple was founded by people in love with technology and its design no matter how big the company gets this will always be reflected in its decisions priorities even mistakes amazon began as a bookstore but that was never its heart and soul or spine bezos chose books because no one bookstore could hold all of them warehouses visited on the internet could but make no mistake they aren't a book company a website a delivery network or even a retailer amazon is a scale company bezos understood that when you take something and multiply it a hundred thousand million times you can do things all the small businesses in the world never could a tree is a tree but put 400 billion together and you have the amazon rainforest a force so powerful it controls the world's climate from any other company this sounds like generic business speak but amazon really means it we say a company is focused if it specializes in beverages or cars or bad website design and puts all its xp into that ability amazon is rare and that its specialty isn't the product itself but its scale that's the focus when considering a new product the flowchart is pretty simple would this benefit from being a thousand times quicker bigger easier if so you can bet amazon either sells it or soon will it's easy to stop there sit back and enjoy the profit but amazon asks okay now what can we do and this is why it's unstoppable the snowball effect first get as many users as possible give out 50 tablets free shipping license echo to every company willing more users bring more data which helps improve the product and the better product attracts even more users they aren't just making it easy to live off amazon they're making it hard not to that's the power of data in the hands of someone operating at this scale it's why there's now a movement to limit this why companies like digime who i've previously mistaken for a data collection company actually let users manage and safeguard their information and the results are things like prime it may lose money on the heaviest shoppers but with a hundred million of them they're winning a lot more than they're losing so why purchase competitors like whole foods exactly because it's not what they're good at books never expire well some do but groceries not so much you have to go back repeatedly putting amazon in your routine and with so much shipping spending 11 billion fulfilling 300 million packages in 2015 they can do something almost no one else can compete with ups and fedex they already lease 32 boeing 767 cargo jets and plan a massive cargo hub in kentucky but that's just the beginning after announcing a new 79 kindle bezos wrote there are two types of companies those that work hard to charge customers more and those that work hard to charge customers less both approaches can work we are firmly in the second camp and he's really not kidding the parts alone cost 78.59 plus 5.66 for assembly that's a loss of 5.25 for every kindle sold not including things like marketing licensing and support and sure there are ads but only as an option companies like facebook and youtube are fundamentally advertising companies no matter how well-intentioned youtube employees are unless something drastic changes the company will always prioritize advertisers over creators that's the business model and then there are customer companies where you and i decide what gets demonetized apple is comfortable charging more for the very best experience and for amazon helping the customer means making us pay as little as possible both are loved in a way that's impossible for an advertising company you might say they only care about the customer to make more money and maybe you're right there's no way to know but the effects are the same when apple refused to unlock the san bernardino iphone when amazon takes a loss for the sake of our wallets and offers some of the best customer support i've ever had it may only be a calculated business decision but it's great for us of course when the customer comes first everyone else comes second employees can easily be forgotten in this never-ending quest to 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jack
stauber
is
a
creative
guy
that
creates
avant
pop
music
and
advent
card
art
or
avant-garde
if
you
will
today
i'm
going
to
show
you
how
to
make
a
song
like
jack
stauber
the
first
thing
you
need
is
a
premise
idea
in
order
to
come
up
with
a
musical
story
good
way
to
do
this
is
to
observe
and
question
your
reality
gloomy
right
then
try
and
open
up
your
mind
to
a
childlike
and
imaginative
state
[Music]
all
right
little
me
it's
time
to
do
laundry
again
really
didn't
we
didn't
we
just
do
this
recently
yeah
well
we've
been
putting
it
off
now
for
three
weeks
little
me
oh
man
yeah
that
does
sound
like
a
really
long
time
hey
do
you
think
we
could
do
it
tomorrow
little
me
we
did
this
yesterday
and
the
day
before
and
the
day
before
that
you
see
if
we
keep
putting
it
off
our
entire
house
will
get
stinky
and
soggy
and
you
don't
want
a
stinky
and
soggy
house
do
you
no
i
guess
not
but
there's
no
house
little
all
right
so
your
premise
is
about
the
realization
that
dealing
with
the
monotony
of
life
is
something
like
grappling
with
your
inner
child
a
version
of
you
that
just
wants
to
have
fun
and
avoid
responsibility
it
is
a
source
of
massive
creative
potential
so
write
that
down
because
you're
going
to
use
that
as
inspiration
to
procrasti
i
mean
songwrite
the
first
thing
you
need
in
order
to
procr
i
mean
songwrite
are
the
drums
and
for
that
just
find
yourself
a
perfectly
normal
acoustic
kit
and
this
will
make
for
a
good
kick
drum
yeah
that's
a
good
that's
a good
snare
right
there
oh
yeah
that's
a
perfectly
fine
high
hat
it
just
needs
a little
bit
of
acoustic
treatment
acoustic
treatment
is
a
very
important
part
of
recording
sounds
so
we
gotta
treat
these
acoustically
now
head
over
to
your
casio
mt-240
for
the
cords
oh
and
don't
forget
the
acoustic
treatment
make
sure
you
style
according
to
the
laws
of
stabber
dynamics
you're
going
to
want
to
pick
a
major
key
c
in
our
case
and
bounce
back
between
two
chords
the
base
[Music]
then
together
[Music]
people
are
always
asking
me
on
the
internet
dear
imaginary
ambition
how
do
melody
better
please
ps2
melody
is
like
a
good
catchphrase
it's
catchy
it's
good
and
it's
crazy
so
what
you
so
what
what's
going
on
maybe
i
should
really
do
some
of
this
laundry
[Music]
for
the
vocals
you'll
need
to
understand
two
elements
vocal
technique
and
lyrical
writing
in
the
vocal
technique
corner
we
have
multiple
voicings
falsettos
and
colin
response
hello
to
write
the
lyrics
you
need
a
premise
what
was
the
what
was
the
premise
something
about
the
monotony
of
laundry
did
you
write
it
down
you
wrote
it
down
right
because
it's
important
well
something
about
laundry
looks
like
we're
gonna
have
to
brainstorm
this
one
brainstorm
bang
your
head
against
the
whiteboard
pace
around
your
room
tap
into
your
inner
child
if
it
works
hang
your
head
against
the
whiteboard
again
it's
also
a
good
cardio
oh
sweet
pace
around
your
room
again
or
you
can
look
up
tutorials
on
youtube
[Music]
oh
i'm
suddenly
so
sleepy
[Music]
hey
do
you
know
the
way
out
of
here
tell
me
what
do
you
do
with
a
single
sock
if
you
turn
it
[Music]
oh
[Music]
[Music]
it
feels
like
prison
there
was
[Music]
is
[Music]
you
could
be
a
sock
puppet
[Music]
well
that
was
a
great
brainstorm
sesh
don't
forget
to
rehydrate
after
that
workout
because
now
that
you
have
your
idea
all
you
have
to
do
is
actually
make
the
[Music]
songs
[Music]
congratulations
you've
successfully
made
a
song
like
jack
stabber
and
now
you
can
finally
relax
after
a
hard
day's
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hey
oh
hey
yeah
this
one
goes
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told
the
65
plus
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on
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not
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shout-out
Joe
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old
ladies
suck
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that
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this
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today
on
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New
York
Times
okay
boomer
marks
the
end
of
friendly
generational
relations
now
it's
war
generation
Z
has
finally
snapped
over
climate
change
and
financial
inequality
Lord
O
Lord
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this
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by
Taylor
Lorenz
and
here
you
can
see
okay
boomer
okay
boomer
have
a
terrible
day
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a
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audio
clip
on
tick
tock
a
white-haired
man
and
a
baseball
cap
and
polo
shirt
declares
the
Millennials
in
generation
Z
half
Peter
Pan
syndrome
and
they
don't
ever
want
to
grow
up
no
I've
talked
about
bloomers
in
the
past
and
now
they
basically
lived
in
the
most
prosperous
time
in
United
States
history
they
had
it
all
they
had
high
wages
they
had
a
low
inflation
they
could
afford
education
they
could
afford
houses
and
they
shoot
it
all
the
way
they
voted
for
their
pensions
and
they
threw
all
young
generations
under
the
bus
they
basically
sucked
up
all
the
good
times
and
left
us
with
nothing
nothing
now
nothing
is
affordable
we
can't
even
dream
of
having
the
life
that
boomers
had
and
they
have
the
gall
to
call
us
oh
you're
lazy
and
entitled
you
just
pull
up
your
bootstraps
and
work
part-time
in
the
summer
so
you
can
fund
your
entire
college
education
just
like
me
even
though
now
that's
literally
impossible
you
could
work
two
jobs
and
barely
be
able
to
pay
tuition
much
less
pay
for
books
the
cost
of
living
the
cost
of
education
the
cost
of
health
care
the
cost
of
everything
has
insanely
blew
up
while
wages
are
stagnant
and
even
lower
in
some
cases
than
it
was
in
time
adjusted
for
inflation
so
here
we
go
thousands
of
teens
have
responded
through
remixed
reaction
videos
in
art
projects
with
a
simple
phrase
okay
boomer
okay
boomer
has
become
generation
Z's
endlessly
repeated
retort
to
the
problem
of
older
people
who
just
don't
get
it
a
rallying
cry
for
millions
of
fed-up
kids
teenagers
use
it
as
a
reply
to
cringey
YouTube
videos
Donald
Trump
tweets
and
basically
any
person
over
30
who
says
something
condescending
about
young
people
and
the
issues
that
matter
to
them
okay
so
they
say
Donald
Trump
but
there
are
reports
of
generations
ease
a
little
bit
red
pilled
or
at
least
more
red
pill
than
Millennials
so
I
do
not
believe
that
they're
all
anti
Trump
and
to
be
fair
Trump
is
a
blooming
but
he's
based
you
know
he's
not
perfect
but
he's
a
lot
better
than
the
alternatives
teenagers
have
scrawled
the
message
in
their
notebooks
and
carved
it
into
at
least
one
pumpkin
for
a
senior
picture
day
at
Virginia
high
school
a
group
of
nine
students
used
duct
tape
to
plaster
okay
boomer
across
their
chests
all
the
audacity
of
these
kids
these
days
you
know
I
feel
old
sometimes
you
think
about
when
I
was
in
high
school
and
I
realized
that
was
quite
a
number
of
years
ago
it
gets
kind
of
scary
these
Zoomers
we
never
dabbed
on
anyone
like
this
in
my
day
the
mean
to
merge
cycle
is
nothing
new
but
unlike
most
novelty
products
okay
boomer
merch
is
selling
Shannon
O'Connor
19
designed
a
t-shirt
with
a
hoodie
with
a
phrase
okay
boomer
written
in
the
thank
you
style
of
a
plastic
shopping
bag
she
uploaded
it
to
bonfire
a
site
for
selling
custom
apparel
with
a
tagline
okay
boomer
have
a
terrible
day
I've
been
promoting
the
shirt
on
tick-tock
she
received
more
than
10,000
in
orders
wow
I
really
got
a
start
that
gosh
darn
merch
store
I
have
a
design
and
everything
it's
a
good
one
I
actually
I
paid
a
professional
artist
for
it
I
got
to
do
that
one
of
these
days
the
older
generations
grew
up
with
a
certain
mindset
and
we
have
a
different
perspective
miss
O'Connor
said
a
lot
of
them
don't
believe
in
climate
change
or
don't
believe
people
can
get
jobs
with
dyed
hair
and
a
lot
of
them
are
stubborn
in
that
view
teenagers
just
respond
okay
boomer
it's
like
will
prove
you
wrong
we're
still
going
to
be
successful
because
the
world
is
changing
okay
so
this
is
obviously
a
story
about
the
woke
Zoomers
the
woke
once
and
yeah
this
is
absolute
cringe
I
think
it's
funny
that
boomers
and
Zoomers
are
waging
war
like
we're
card
list
of
the
political
spectrum
just
it's
funny
it
is
some
of
this
stuff
is
cringy
climate
change
is
real
yeah
the
climate
is
always
changing
but
at
the
same
time
it's
pointless
to
worry
about
because
it's
literally
impossible
to
change
humans
can
make
it
worse
but
they
can't
make
it
better
and
most
of
the
pollution
is
going
to
be
coming
from
China
and
India
in
Africa
some
of
the
most
overpopulated
places
in
the
world
especially
as
they
develop
so
if
you
really
want
to
stop
climate
change
you're
gonna
have
to
find
a
way
to
snap
away
a
bunch
of
people
like
Thanos
you
want
to
do
that
be
my
guest
but
last
time
I
checked
it
was
not
legal
so
do
not
do
that
do
not
do
that
thing
whenever
I'm
about
to
do
something
I
think
would
an
idiot
do
that
and
if
they
would
I
do
not
do
that
thing
miss
O'Connor
is
far
from
the
only
one
cashing
in
hundreds
of
okay
boomer
products
are
a
for
sale
through
on-demand
shopping
sites
like
red
bubble
and
Spreadshirt
where
many
young
people
are
selling
okay
boomer
phone
cases
bedsheets
stickers
pins
and
mark
dude
you
got
a
branch
out
okay
you
got
a
branch
oh
you
can't
just
sell
one
thing
you're
not
gonna
be
in
business
long
Neenah
Cass
man
at
an
18
year
old
college
student
selling
okay
boomer
stickers
socks
shirts
leggings
posters
water
bottles
notebooks
and
greeting
cards
said
that
while
older
generations
have
always
looked
down
on
younger
kids
or
talked
about
things
back
in
their
day
she
and
other
teens
believe
older
people
are
actively
hurting
young
people
everybody
in
Generation
Z
is
affected
by
the
choices
of
the
Boomers
that
they
made
and
are
still
make
this
is
true
I
mean
this
is
completely
true
I
think
that
these
Zoomers
are
a
little
naive
they
think
the
actions
the
boomers
are
taking
now
are
hurting
us
dude
it's
too
late
the
actions
the
bloomers
took
in
the
past
have
already
come
to
fruition
high
inflation
high
cost
of
living
no
unions
these
boomers
wrecked
the
economy
for
everyone
forever
and
now
they
complain
all
I
can't
afford
[ __ ]
anymore
oh
I
can't
afford
things
anymore
because
they
blew
all
their
money
thinking
the
good
times
would
last
forever
well
they
didn't
and
now
generations
like
us
Millennials
and
Zoomers
we're
the
ones
we
have
to
live
with
it
with
the
consequences
generation
Z
is
going
to
be
the
first
generation
to
have
a
lower
quality
of
life
than
a
generation
before
them
wrong
you
little
spoiled
brat
the
Millennials
were
worse
off
yeah
Millennials
were
Jenn's
e's
not
going
to
steal
that
okay
Millennials
were
the
first
generation
to
have
a
lower
quality
of
life
than
a
generation
before
them
now
Zoomers
are
the
second
generation
to
have
a
lower
quality
of
life
than
the
Millennials
hey
wake
up
and
smell
the
beans
buddy
these
Zoomers
are
finally
getting
old
enough
to
gain
self-awareness
and
they're
forgetting
that
the
Millennials
are
running
this
show
what
do
the
Zoomers
have
seriously
what
kind
of
what
what
do
they
have
they
have
fortnight
fortnight
and
woke
miss
fortnight
now
I
will
admit
the
woke
miss
kind
of
came
from
the
Millennials
but
still
fortnight
or
witness
I
choose
woke
miss
essentials
are
more
expensive
than
ever
before
we
pay
50%
of
our
income
on
rent
no
one
has
health
insurance
blah
blah
blah
of
course
they're
blaming
Millennials
too
though
which
pisses
me
off
because
yeah
we're
the
first
generation
that
was
worse
off
okay
we're
the
ones
who
are
mad
you
guys
are
just
copying
every
Buse
copying
Millennials
but
nothing
they're
saying
here
is
wrong
it's
all
it's
all
actually
correct
the
reason
we
make
the
okay
boomer
merch
is
because
there's
not
a
lot
that
I
can
personally
do
to
reduce
the
price
of
college
for
example
which
is
which
was
much
cheaper
for
older
generations
who
then
made
it
more
expensive
mr
Casman
said
there's
not
much
I
can
personally
do
to
restore
the
environment
which
was
harmed
due
to
corporate
greed
of
older
generations
there's
not
much
I
can
do
to
personally
undo
political
corruption
or
fix
Congress
so
it's
not
mostly
old
white
men
boomers
who
don't
represent
the
majority
of
generations
okay
now
you
lost
me
Zoomers
you've
been
a
fortnight
dance
your
way
out
of
here
because
there's
nothing
wrong
with
Congress
being
full
of
white
males
there's
nothing
wrong
with
that
okay
and
if
you
think
otherwise
you
have
a
problem
now
they
are
a
bunch
of
boomers
that's
a
different
thing
entirely
let's
try
to
stay
on
point
here
I'll
definitely
use
the
money
for
my
student
loans
paying
my
rent
stuff
that
will
help
me
survive
said
Everett's
sole
heirs
okay
well
you're
an
idiot
you
should
invest
that
money
you
should
do
something
smart
with
that
money
paying
your
rent
is
not
smart
it's
not
a
smart
use
you
don't
even
get
a
house
out
of
that
I
know
it's
just
what
they
made
like
10k
invest
it
invest
that
money
think
ahead
okay
don't
take
out
student
loans
I
am
lucky
in
that
I
can
kind
of
go
to
school
and
break
even
do
not
I
wouldn't
do
not
take
student
loans
do
it's
a
scam
they
turned
it
into
a
song
that's
a
new
meme
if
I
ever
saw
one
the
song
is
aggressive
and
ridiculous
but
I
think
it
says
a
lot
about
johnsy
culture
said
mr.
Cooley
I
think
because
of
the
Internet
people
are
finally
feeling
like
they
have
a
voice
and
an
outlet
to
critique
the
generations
who
got
us
into
this
position
I
can't
top
that
my
friends
I
can't
these
Zoomers
are
dabbing
on
the
Boomers
but
that's
merely
the
obvious
well
that's
all
for
now
folks
what
do
you
think
about
the
war
of
Zoomers
and
boomers
who
do
you
think
will
win
this
war
be
sure
to
let
me
know
now
recently
I
found
out
that
my
channel
has
monetization
it
seems
to
be
in
the
clear
things
are
working
I
don't
know
how
long
it
will
last
I'm
honestly
cautious
I
have
a
feeling
that
you
know
even
if
it
is
restored
who
knows
what
will
happen
this
is
YouTube
now
it's
a
Wild
West
we're
all
being
suppressed
by
Google
and
well
I
just
have
no
faith
in
the
system
at
this
point
but
I
just
wanted
to
let
you
guys
know
I
don't
know
how
long
it's
gonna
last
I'm
just
gonna
sit
here
and
wait
for
a
few
days
see
if
it
continues
or
what's
good
I
don't
know
what's
gonna
happen
but
I
wanted
to
let
you
guys
know
ok
so
as
always
I
have
PayPal
I
have
patreon
I
have
subscribe
start
a
Bitcoin
if
you
want
to
chip
in
sharing
the
video
also
helps
as
always
thanks
for
watching
this
has
been
mr.
Vyas
and
I'll
see
you
all
next
time


oh
hey
didn't
see
you
guys
there
i
was
too
busy
admiring
the
sexy
car
that
my
friends
at
wizard
and
i
are
giving
away
this
is
a
2020
mclaren
720s
710
horsepower
do
you
have
any
idea
how
many
wagons
that
would
be
not
to
mention
this
custom
wrap
like
i'm
literally
thinking
about
turning
my
place
in
and
living
in
this
car
what
i
love
about
wiza
is
that
on
every
single
giveaway
a
good
portion
of
the
proceeds
goes
towards
a
great
cause
and
also
there's
always
such
a
good
selection
of
prizes
you
can
enter
to
win
on
you
know
let's
open
this
other
door
for
aesthetic
purposes
anyways
good
luck
to
you
guys
and
i
hope
you
enjoyed
this
video
i'm
gonna
pretend
to
fire
people
and
then
give
them
a
thousand
dollars
right
after
i
was
actually
just
headed
to
the
job
right
now
what
are
you
doing
right
now
uh
going
for
lunch
really
is
it
12
already
10
30.
what
are
you
what
are
you
doing
huh
what
are
you
doing
that
you're
robbing
hours
why
are
you
leaving
so
early
for
lunch
it's
late
i
haven't
heard
of
anybody
ever
keeping
their
job
after
stealing
hours
from
the
boss
you're
supposed
to
go
to
lunch
at
12
man
what's
your
name
daniel
daniel
sorry
daniel
but
you're
fired
we
can't
have
this
anymore
there's
too
many
people
leaving
early
you
can
go
to
lunch
get
your
stuff
but
you're
fired
you're
done
i
just
fired
daniel
for
leaving
the
job
early
what
do
you
guys
think
you're
doing
are
you
guys
going
to
lunch
too
are
you
guys
going
to
lunch
right
now
i
just
go
i
just
fired
daniel
for
leaving
before
12
for
lunch
i
don't
know
if
you
heard
about
the
new
rules
daniel
is
one
of
the
construction
workers
i
i
was
on
my
way
to
the
drive
right
now
and
i
caught
him
still
in
hours
see
this
has
been
going
on
for
for
quite
a
while
uh
the
boss
is
trying
to
get
a lot
more
strict
i
don't
know
if
you
guys
heard
the
memo
about
going
to
lunch
at
12
now
you
guys
are
fired
i
wouldn't
even
go
back
to
the
job
if
i
was
you
okay
i'm
sorry
i
mean
are
you
you're
new
aren't
you
yeah
oh
my
god
okay
that
makes
sense
i'm
so
sorry
how
long
have
you
been
working
here
holy
[ __ ]
and
you're
getting
fired
on
the
first
day
this
is
ridiculous
oh
my
god
so
is
this
your
life
do
you
wear
the
hard
hat
on
the
job
like
there's
just
so
much
wrong
here
yeah
because
i
i
was
watching
you
walk
over
here
and
i
didn't
see
you
wearing
it
leaving
the
job
sitting
on
my
cart
you
guys
are
fired
i'm
sick
of
this
i'm
sick
of
this
i'm
being
100
serious
are
you
with
asu
you
guys
you
guys
work
i'm
the
one
that
hired
the
boss
yeah
so
we
can't
go
to
lunch
i
mean
lunch
doesn't
have
anything
to
do
with
my
job
you
can
go
to
lunch
but
you
cannot
go
back
to
work
you're
done
find
a
new
job
oh
because
you're
leaving
early
everyone's
going
to
lunch
at
10
that's
like
that's
two
hours
before
the
regular
lunch
time
you
guys
are
still
in
hours
no
we're
not
we
start
at
6
am
oh
my
gosh
now
you're
arguing
with
me
i
am
so
tired
of
being
disrespected
on
my
own
job
just
don't
come
back
to
work
okay
oh
okay
we
can
go
together
and
do
that
what's
going
on
here
guys
these
waters
were
supposed
to
be
here
hours
ago
does
anybody
know
these
waters
were
supposed
to
be
here
hours
ago
does
anybody
know
why
they're
late
you
guys
are
all
fired
done
you
can
just
take
those
waters
back
i'm
tired
of
i've
been
watching
you
guys
for
a
couple
days
now
i've
seen
nothing
but
[ __ ]
around
no
send
them
back
and
you
get
the
hell
out
of
here
this
is
ridiculous
i'm
tired
of
this
[ __ ]
[Music]
is
this
the
boss
right
here
oh
yeah
oh
it
is
yeah
all
your
guys
are
fired
for
[ __ ]
around
too
much
who
is
you
the
owner
of
the
building
[Music]
you
wouldn't
know
me
you
know
i
don't
know
the
boss
isn't
going
to
want
to
hear
this
you
guys
are
all
fired
for
what
for
when
for
[ __ ]
around
what
the
hell
do
you
think
you're
doing
dude
what
are
you
what
are we
talking
about
you're
fired
bro
after
this
this
is
not
how
well
for
one
this
is
my
building
okay
this
is
not
a
fire
watch
the
next
guy
watch
out
no
dude
it's
because
of
how
much
water
you're
leaking
this
is
not
how
this
job
is
supposed
to
be
done
okay
well
call
the
supervisor
i'll
take
pictures
of
it
right
dude
i
hired
the
supervisor
no
my
supervisor
yes
i
hired
your
supervisor
sorry
sorry
i
should
have
just
let's
just
take
a
picture
of
it
let's
just
call
it
don't
don't
threaten
me
with
being
fired
okay
no
dude
you're
[ __ ]
fired
bro
i'm
gonna
show
them
this
picture
i've
never
heard
of
anybody
keeping
their
job
after
a
mistake
like
this
there
is
let
me
let
me
explain
there
is
no
mistake
i
washed
out
in
the
bin
there's
your
concrete
right
there
that
is
your
concrete
right
there
yeah
i
see
that
but
tell
me
about
this
right
here
though
are
we
going
to
have
to
get
somebody
to
come
clean
up
this
this
is
a
hazardous
mess
well
you
could
handle
it
as
you
want
um
you
could
get
a
sorry
what
what's
your
name
jermaine
jermaine
yeah
jermaine
you're
fired
if
you
get
his
uh
ticket
my
name
is
on
there
okay
um
i
just
just
don't
even
come
to
work
tomorrow
there
is
no
way
of
getting
away
from
this
yeah
there
is
i
mean
no
absolutely
way
you
cannot
not
when
you're
a
newbie
that's
what
this
is
all
about
21
years
and
you've
been
a
slot
for
21
years
that
is
not
a
slot
when
you
wash
down
this
is
what
happens
concrete
goes
in
there
everything
else
it's
just
it's
inedible
you
cannot
you
cannot
he's
in
the
process
of
being
fired
right
now
i
would
back
off
if
you
unless
you
want
to
get
fired
too
hey
is
there
like
a
camera
dude
is
it
like
a
joke
yeah
come
over
here
yeah
come
over
here
i
want
to
get
i
want
to
get
people
that
are
alone
because
of
course
if
if
other
buddies
walk
up
it's
going
to
be
more
obvious
that
it's
just
a
prank
you
know
but
here's
a
little
something
for
your
troubles
are
you
on
youtube
or
something
yeah
that's
a
thousand
bucks
no
way
no
yeah
am
i
gonna
be
on
youtube
yeah
if
that's
okay
with
you
oh
my
god
i'm
pretending
to
fire
construction
workers
and
then
giving
them
a
grand
holy
[ __ ]
take
it
dude
sorry
so
you're
like
i
just
got
fired
on
the
first
day
my
cameraman's
over
there
i'm
just
uh
pretending
to
fire
people
and
then
hook
them
up
with
some
cash
[Music]
i
made
this
online
the
channel's
called
that
was
epic
and
we
just
do
a
bunch
of
pranks
giveaways
and
social
experiments
sorry
sorry
to
mess
with
you
guys
all
right
so
i'm
gonna
be
taping
500
to
people's
windshields
as
i
walk
into
the
gas
station
[Music]
i
saw
me
is
he
already
looking
at
it
yeah
he's
looking
at
me
he
has
no
idea
why
just
keep
it
just
keep
it
going
he's
talking
to
me
he
doesn't
know
it
yeah
just
keep
recording
him
yeah
he's
looking
oh
now
he
sees
it
he
sees
it
i
think
no
he
doesn't
see
it
dude
he
just
he's
just
looking
at
me
he
hasn't
seen
the
other
no
he's
he's
just
looking
at
me
has
no
idea
what's
going
on
he's
staring
right
at
me
just
keep
this
thing
keep
it
going
then
he's
right
next
i
don't
want
to
look
at
the
camera
to
make
it
so
obvious
he's
looking
right
at
me
he
just
is
looking
at
me
and
he
doesn't
see
the
bill
i
think
that
what
we
need
to
do
is
reverse
your
vehicle
right
here
right
and
then
can
you
just
go
tell
him
that
he
just
has
no
idea
what
are
you
looking
at
hey
man
is
there
any
reason
in
particular
that
you're
staring
at
me
or
staring
at
us
well
i'm
saying
you
guys
were
in
the
camera
oh
yeah
this
is
for
the
news
yeah
um
quick
trip
there's
been
a lot
of
stuff
going
on
here
so
we're
just
trying
to
catch
some
of
the
action
basically
just
uh
no
just
just
uh
any
pretty
much
anything
entertaining
yeah
so
you
like
seeing
people
die
oh
no
no
that's
not
very
entertaining
at
all
you
guys
find
it
entertaining
no
not
that
but
this
little
experience
right
here
is
a
little
entertaining
oh
absolutely
yeah
oh
wow
what's
your
name
i'm
not
talking
my
name
oh
okay
okay
seriously
sounds
good
i
will
do
that
you
should
do
it
right
now
are
you
religious
is
that
a
bible
yes
it's
about
us
i'm
just
taping
uh
500
to
people's
windshields
you
didn't
notice
that
you
saw
the
camera
right
away
so
it
was
a
little
awkward
that
you're
staring
right
at
us
but
i
was
just
gonna
wait
for
you
to
get
in
dude
and
then
notice
the
500
you
know
but
you
saw
the
camera
first
and
you
know
yeah
that's
why
i
wanted
to
come
and
talk
to
you
no
well
i
mean
at
first
i
was
but
that's
not
a
joke
because
that's
so
funny
dude
my
camera
party
my
camera
thought
you
were
gonna
come
kill
us
i
was
like
oh
[ __ ]
just
tell
me
when
to
go
in
well
what's
your
name
scotty
juan
yeah
dude
the
channel
is
called
that
was
epic
yeah
well
you
were
the
first
scene
of
the
day
so
this
might
be
kind
of
entertaining
but
yeah
we're
just
we're
just
gonna
when
people
run
in
we're
gonna
take
500
to
their
windshield
and
the
goal
is
for
you
to
sit
down
and
see
it
when
you're
about
to
take
off
[Music]
he's
still
looking
around
he's
so
confused
[Music]
[Music]
he
wasn't
taking
any
chances
he
was
like
[ __ ]
this
i'm
out
of
here
[Laughter]
all
right
next
scene
[Music]
so
i
have
a
little
like
youtube
show
my
cameraman's
right
over
there
we're
just
taping
five
hundred
dollars
to
people's
windshields
as
they
walk
into
the
gas
station
for
what
for
fun
oh
yeah
it's
yours
no
we
don't
take
it
back
no
it
is
real
of
course
it
is
to
me
yeah
oh
[ __ ]
wow
[Music]
so
i'm
headed
to
chris's
place
right
now
um
he's
got
a
brand
new
apartment
that
he's
really
excited
about
and
i'm
taking
him
a
coffee
table
as
a
housewarming
gift
he
is
expecting
me
to
bring
the
coffee
table
but
he
doesn't
know
that
i'm
gonna
sneak
ten
thousand
dollars
inside
of
it
and
it's
not
the
craziest
amount
of
money
but
chris
is
not
expecting
this
at
all
so
his
reaction
should
be
pretty
awesome
i'm
really
excited
to
see
it
um
chris
has
been
filming
for
me
forever
now
he's
behind
every
that
was
epic
video
and
uh
yeah
this
is
honestly
the
least
i
can
do
for
him
so
thank
you
bro
[Music]
i
told
him
the
wrong
address
dude
i
was
knocking
on
the
wrong
door
little
kid
is
like
hello
you're
like
who
is
this
guy
and
i
wanted
to
get
all
soaked
oh
nice
the
finishing
piece
all
right
it's
actually
really
light
yeah
that
thing's
nice
i
like
what's
up
tara
how
you
doing
the
secret
compartment
secret
compartment
can
we
get
off
check
this
out
look
at
this
secret
oh
my
what
the
what
is
this
are
you
kidding
me
you
want
your
money
back
what
dude
these
are
these
bands
this
is
racks
what
this
is
yours
right
this
is
this
was
your
coffee
table
macy
look
it's
money
oh
my
god
man
dude
you
don't
have
to
give
me
this
this
is
too
much
i
do
actually
i
do
have
to
oh
my
god
[Music]
thank
you
so
much
oh
my
god
like
life
is
hard
man
and
this
is
this
is
this
is
a
huge
thing
it's
not
the
craziest
amount
of
money
in
the
world
but
you
know
i
figured
i
thought
it'd
be
a
funny
little
surprise
no
thank
you
so
much
man
that's
awesome
oh
my
god
okay
so
i
thought
it
said
2
000
this
is
actually
10
grand
and
now
i'm
just
like
i
don't
even
know
what
to
say
man
like
dude
just
thank
you
so
much
dude
i
love
you
thank
you
for
[ __ ]
always
filming
dude
and
i
always
will
i
always
will
we're
a
team
and
we
live
epic
that's
what
we
do
it's
just
the
beginning
guys
i'm
telling
you
let's
go
get
some
food
on
me
really
how
the
tables
turn
shopping
go
shopping
there
you
go
there
you
go
well
that
felt
pretty
damn
good
thank
you
guys
so
much
for
watching
this
video
this
has
probably
been
one
of
my
favorite
episodes
i've
ever
filmed
i'm
just
so
happy
and
so
excited
for
the
direction
the
channel
is
gonna
start
going
we're
gonna
be
able
to
give
away
so
much
more
money
we're
gonna
be
able
to
do
way
bigger
videos
um
and
it's
all
because
of
all
the
support
you
guys
are
giving
the
channel
so
let's
try
to
hit
100
000
likes
per
video
let's
all
get
together
let's
really
really
hit
that
like
button
comment
down
below
it
really
helps
with
the
algorithm
that's
why
the
bigger
videos
we
do
the
more
money
we
can
give
away
and
uh
yeah
the
the
direction
we're
about
to
head
is
[ __ ]
awesome
also
guys
a
new
merch
drop
is
coming
soon
probably
the
end
of
august
i
just
wanted
to
get
you
guys
ready
for
it
um
go
to
that
was
epic.shop
and
subscribe
to
the
newsletter
um
just
be
ready
we're
gonna
do
a
massive
giveaway
as
soon
as
the
merch
drops
and
the
way
to
enter
is
by
subscribing
to
the
newsletter
so
go
ahead
do
that
be
ready
i'll
see
you
guys
soon
peace
out
love
you
[Music]
i
guess
we
can
talk
about
it
at
the
job
but
just
consider
your
job
done
you're
done
seriously
i'm
so
disappointed
in
you
bro
do
you
have
like
other
jobs
lined
up
[Music]
i'm
pretending
to
fire
people
and
then
giving
them
a
thousand
dollars
here
no
i'm
for
real
dude
look
my
camera's
over
there
he's
okay
man
don't
worry
see
right
there
yeah
i
make
youtube
videos
and
we
do
like
big
giveaways
and
stuff
this
is
this
this
is
a
very
normal
occasion
for
us
i'm
for
real
dude
i'm
for
real
are
you
sure
walk
with
me
for
a
minute
why
not
we
just
do
pranks
you
know
i
just
made
this
online
you
know
i
don't
work
for
anybody
but
i'm
for
real
every
every
uh
construction
worker
that
i
pretend
to
fire
i'm
hooking
them
up
with
a
thousand
bucks
this
is
the
second
scene
we're
gonna
do
a
couple
more
yeah
too
much
or
what
here
how
about
200
bucks
all
right
so
good
man
dude
daniel
are
you
sure
are
you
sure
i
want
to
i
want
to
help
you
out
i want
to
hook
you
up
daniel
you're
a
good
bro
hey
sorry
for
messing
with


elon
musk
says
the
tesla
model
s
plaque
can
do
zero
to
60
in
under
two
seconds
and
do
the
quarter
mile
faster
than
any
production
car
but
he
also
has
said
that
reality
is
a
computer
simulation
and
we
should
nuke
the
planet
mars
so
i
don't
know whether
to
believe
this
freaking
guy
or
not
it's
probably
the
fastest
accelerating
car
you
can
buy
today
but
that's
under
a
very
specific
set
of
conditions
i
got
curious
what
are
these
very
specific
sets
of
conditions
needed
and
why
are
they
so
important
so
today
we're
gonna
break
them
down
and
figure
out
how
you
can
stack
the
chips
in
your
favor
to
beat
it
in
an
actual
drag
race
turns
out
you
might
be
able
to
do
that
in
your
mama's
minivan
as
long
as
your
mom's
minivan
has
a
top
fuel
engine
in
it
it's
got
a
wheelie
bar
drag
slicks
and
as
long
as
she's
not
in
it
[Music]
thank
you
to
the
zebra
for
sponsoring
today's
video
everyone's
in
a
rush
nowadays
and
if
you're
looking
to
save
time
here's
a
pro
tip
every
time
you're
at
a
red
light
stare
it
down
until
it
goes
green
turn
green
turn
green
see
how
much
faster
that
was
but
if
you're
looking
to
save
time
and
money
zebra
is
the
nation's
leading
car
insurance
comparison
site
they
make
the
overly
complicated
task
of
securing
coverage
faster
and
hassle
free
by
comparing
over
a
hundred
plus
insurance
companies
side
by
side
in
minutes
the
best
part
the
zebra
saves
drivers
an
average
of
440
a
year
on
car
insurance
pretty
nice
right
so
whether
you
buy
online
or
over
the
phone
you
can
save
time
and
money
with
the
zebra
just
go
to
the
zebra.com
bumper
and
compare
quotes
to
find
your
perfect
policy
today
turn
green
turn
green
flat
is
tesla's
newest
fastest
top
of
the
line
model
s
and
like
everything
else
elon
does
it's
a
cheeky
reference
to
a
35
year
old
movie
featuring
rick
moranis
look
it
up
it's
crazy
the
plaid
built
upon
earlier
teslas
that
featured
ludacris
mode
the
first
ludicrous
model
s
in
2015
was
capable
of
going
as
fast
as
a
2
million
porsche
carrera
gt
and
while
those
cars
were
built
for
outright
speed
the
model
s
is
a
comfortable
spacious
sedan
that
costs
a
17th
of
the
price
but
tesla
wasn't
content
being
merely
ludicrous
oh
no
and
they
have
continued
to
push
eevee
technology
but
when
the
plaid
was
announced
muskman
made
some
almost
unbelievable
claims
saying
it
would
do
to
60
in
just
1.99
seconds
something
no
production
car
has
ever
done
to
put
that
in
perspective
if
you
were
to
push
a
car
out
of
a
plane
it
would
only
reach
about
44
miles
per
hour
after
two
seconds
of
free
fall
it
would
take
another
.7
seconds
to
reach
60
miles
an
hour
at
full
blast
the
plaid
is
producing
1.3
gs
of
acceleration
more
than
gravity
itself
no
matter
what
comparison
you
choose
though
the
plaid
is
straight
out
simply
fast
but
on
tesla's
website
you'll
see
a
little
asterisk
next
to
that
1.990
to
60
time
that's
because
the
plaid
can't
achieve
its
maximum
acceleration
at
just
any
time
at
any
place
it
needs
a
couple
of
specific
things
to
make
that
happen
kind
of
like
when
i
do
my
zero
to
40
sprints
i
got
to
be
like
creamed
up
with
the
icy
hot
on
the
back
of
the
thighs
got
my
cleats
on
you
know
shirt
off
obviously
gotta
let
everybody
know
what
i'm
working
with
tight
underpants
just
i
run
in
underpants
if
you've
ever
tested
the
0
to
60
time
in
your
own
car
your
results
were
probably
slower
than
what
the
manufacturer
magazines
and
other
websites
said
you
might
have
thought
that
this
was
because
you
didn't
have
the
right
conditions
everything
from
tire
pressure
to
air
temperature
elevation
humidity
and
even
how
much
gas
is
in
the
tank
can
affect
acceleration
maybe
you
blamed
it
on
a
headwind
or
the
sun
in
your
eyes
but
if
you're
like
motor
trend
and
have
a
reputation
for
doing
reliable
and
repeatable
0-60
times
you'll
use
precise
instrumented
testing
and
control
for
as
many
of
those
factors
as
possible
but
still
it's
likely
your
time
was
slower
because
the
0-60
you've
been
told
your
car
will
do
is
a
rollout
time
so
what
does
that
mean
a
rollout
is
based
on
timing
at
drag
strips
a
typical
strip
has
a
set
of
yellow
green
and
red
lights
often
called
a
christmas
tree
now
while
i
could
explain
it
to
you
i
would
like
our
resident
junior
drag
racer
mr
nolan
j
sykes
to
explain
what's
going
on
at
the
drag
strip
nolan
help
us
out
thanks
jerry
yeah
i
used
to
compete
in
drag
racing
spent
a
lot
of
time
on
the
drag
strip
left
talking
about
this
stuff
so
the
green
light
is
the
obvious
one
it
tells
the
driver
when
the
race
starts
but
important
information
is
conveyed
by
two
other
lights
on
the
christmas
tree
as
well
two
of
them
are
linked
to
light
beams
that
run
across
the
track
when
the
first
beam
is
blocked
by
the
car's
front
tire
that
triggers
the
top
light
or
the
pre-staged
light
this
tells
the
driver
that
they're
seven
inches
away
from
the
starting
line
which
is
also
where
the
second
beam
lives
when
the
car's
tire
blocks
that
one
this
triggers
the
stage
light
which
tells
the
driver
to
stop
and
wait
for
the
green
light
once
the
green
is
lit
the
driver
can
take
off
but
the
clock
which
records
the
car's
elapsed
time
or
et
doesn't
start
until
the
front
tire
is
no
longer
blocking
the
stage
beam
it
takes
time
for
the
tire
to
clear
that
beam
which
means
the
car
is
already
moving
when
the
timer
finally
starts
so
that
means
if
you
use
this
method
for
measuring
0-60
time
you
aren't
measuring
the
actual
time
it
takes
for
a
car
to
accelerate
from
a
dead
stop
to
60
miles
per
hour
the
little
star
next
to
the
plaids
1.990
to
60
time
indicates
that
this
is
with
rollout
subtracted
a
car
can
reach
five
or
six
miles
per
hour
in
the
rollout
and
that
reduces
the
reported
0-60
time
by
as
much
as
0.3
seconds
really
it's
a
5
to
60
mile
per
hour
time
but
tesla
isn't
the
only
one
who
does
this
companies
like
ford
and
chevy
often
report
times
this
way
as
well
the
practice
is
so
widespread
many
companies
magazines
websites
report
roll
out
zero
to
60
times
without
telling
you
that's
what
they're
really
doing
enroll
at
times
are
somewhat
controversial
some
testing
sources
argue
that
if
everyone
is
reporting
times
with
rollout
then
maintaining
that
standards
lets
you
more
easily
compare
different
cars
others
argue
that
using
rollout
doesn't
demonstrate
actual
0-60
performance
and
drag
race
timing
simply
isn't
relevant
to
most
consumers
interest
some
have
even
gone
as
far
as
calling
rollout
numbers
cheating
i've
been
there
it's
not
fun
when
motor
trend
tested
the
plaid
they
recorded
a
1.98
second
zero
to
60
with
rollout
and
that
vindicates
tesla
because
they
openly
said
that
their
1.99
is
without
rollout
subtracted
but
the
total
0-60
time
motor
trend
recorded
was
2.28
seconds
when
you're
making
claims
that
rest
on
hundreds
of
seconds
devil's
in
the
details
and
at
the
plaid
launch
event
elon
musk
said
no
production
car
has
ever
done
0-60
in
under
2
seconds
it
looks
like
that
is
still
true
mr
musk's
key
line
according
to
motor
trends
testing
the
thing
is
motor
trend
does
typically
report
0
to
60
results
with
a
rollout
subtracted
but
they
also
said
the
plaid
doesn't
count
as
a
sub
2
second
car
what
the
heck
that's
because
to
get
that
crazy
acceleration
the
plan
has
to
be
on
an
actual
drag
strip
because
drag
strips
are
extra
sticky
their
surface
is
coated
with
a
synthetic
resin
known
as
vht
or
pj1
track
bite
track
bite
is
pretty
amazing
stuff
it's
fire
resistant
water
repellent
it's
even
biodegradable
and
it
helps
the
tires
of
a
drag
car
hook
up
and
grip
the
surface
instead
of
spinning
but
it's
not
the
resin
itself
that's
so
sticky
track
bite
attracts
and
retains
rubber
particles
from
the
tires
that
pass
over
it
it
helps
the
surface
get
rubbered
in
increasing
the
grip
just
like
the
racing
line
on
a
nascar
track
after
a
bunch
of
laps
the
reason
why
a
rubbered
and
track
surface
is
grippier
than
plain
asphalt
is
because
materials
stick
to
themselves
better
than
they
stick
to
other
materials
even
though
the
traction
between
a
soft
rubber
tire
and
rough
asphalt
is
pretty
good
the
grip
between
rubber
and
rubber
is
even
better
the
extra
grip
of
a
prepared
track
surface
was
necessary
for
motor
trend
to
get
the
plas
0
to
60
time
under
2
seconds
the
best
they
could
do
on
a
regular
asphalt
was
over
2
seconds
even
with
rollout
subtracted
but
it
was
so
so
close
just
2.07
seconds
we're
talking
eight
one
hundredths
of
a
second
from
breaking
the
two
second
barrier
take
the
seats
out
let
skinny
bob
drive
and
now
we're
cooking
so
now
that
we've
demystified
the
dark
arts
of
zero
to
60
times
what
can
we
expect
for
the
quarter
mile
times
for
the
plaid
well
tesla
says
the
plaid
will
run
the
quarter
in
just
9.23
seconds
another
record
for
production
car
faster
than
the
demon
even
that's
thanks
to
a
staggering
1020
electric
horses
f1
cars
have
about
a
thousand
horsepower
in
the
fastest
quarter
mile
time
we
could
find
for
one
of
those
was
9.2
seconds
of
course
f1
cars
aren't
designed
specifically
for
drag
racing
but
neither
is
the
plaid
after
all
it
seats
four
has
air
conditioning
and
it
weighs
4
800
pounds
that's
as
much
as
three
f1
cars
or
a
typical
suv
or
two
long
fin
pilot
whales
or
one
short
fin
pilot
whale
or
in
spite
of
that
motor
trend
recorded
a
time
of
9.25
seconds
at
152.6
miles
per
for
the
plaid
when
it
was
run
on
track
fight
that's
close
enough
to
tesla's
claim
9.23
seconds
to
vindicate
that
too
mr
musk
he's
telling
the
truth
tesla
says
that
they
expect
most
platte
owners
will
run
their
car
at
drag
strips
and
that's
why
they're
going
with
the
drag
strip
numbers
and
if
you're
not
one
of
those
owners
and
plan
to
stick
to
regular
old
asphalt
you
should
know
that
motor
trend
estimated
that
the
asphalt
quarter
mile
time
is
9.34
seconds
which
again
is
still
faster
than
anything
else
you
can
buy
a
bugatti
chiron
that
costs
nearly
3
million
dollars
takes
9.4
seconds
to
do
that
it's
insane
a
16
year
old
kid
with
a
rich
dad
will
be
driving
one
of
these
cars
and
it's
gonna
make
you
furious
that
9.34
second
time
is
estimated
because
a
road
car
going
that
fast
raises
some
unique
safety
concerns
which
we're
going
to
explain
in
just
a
moment
but
before
we
do
that
there's
still
one
more
thing
the
plaid
needs
to
achieve
those
top
tier
times
not
only
do
you
need
to
ignore
the
first
few
miles
per
hour
and
use
a
special
surface
but
you
have
one
condition
that
a
lot
of
people
have
a
problem
with
to
get
to
9.2
seconds
in
the
quarter
mile
you
have
to
enable
drag
strip
mode
this
process
which
takes
between
8
and
15
minutes
pre-conditions
the
battery
pack
and
electric
motors
the
battery
is
heated
or
cooled
to
the
ideal
temperature
and
the
motors
are
cooled
so
they
can
deliver
maximum
power
when
that
process
is
complete
the
car
will
tell
you
that
peak
performance
is
ready
and
you
can
complete
the
final
step
cheetah
stance
[Music]
to
initiate
cheetah
stance
you
pull
up
wherever
you
plan
to
launch
from
you
hold
the
brake
pedal
with
your
left
foot
and
the
accelerator
with
your
right
foot
and
over
the
next
eight
to
ten
seconds
the
car
lowers
the
front
end
by
two
inches
and
firms
up
the
suspension
preparing
the
car
to
deal
with
the
massive
weight
transfer
that's
about
to
happen
at
launch
once
complete
the
plaid
lets
the
driver
know
by
displaying
cheetah
stance
enabled
and
ready
to
launch
you
just
let
off
the
brake
pedal
hold
on
tight
and
the
car
will
rip
through
the
quarter
mile
in
its
advertised
time
insane
now
why
certain
people
have
a
problem
that
the
car
has
to
get
pre-conditioned
is
beyond
me
if
you
have
a
drag
car
at
the
strip
you
gotta
warm
it
up
you
got
to
do
a
whole
bunch
of
pre-conditioning
that
you
don't
necessarily
talk
about
the
fact
that
this
car
does
0-60
in
under
2
seconds
is
freaking
mind-blowing
so
i
think
people
are
just
grasping
at
straws
here
haters
gonna
hate
elon's
gonna
escape
nollie
just
did
an
ollie
you
didn't
even
see
it
but
i
did
new
shirt
alert
that's
stupid
[Music]
you
guys
can't
get
enough
of
our
catchphrase
and
we
can't
get
enough
design
and
clothes
that's
why
we
came
out
with
our
third
give
it
the
bean
shirt
this
one's
with
a
can
on
the
front
you
got
your
give
it
to
beans
can
and
on
the
rear
you
got
a
gaggle
of
cans
on
the
back
and
all
different
modern
styles
that's
a
little
art
history
joke
for
you
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sleek
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one
today
so
there
it
is
the
model
s
plaid
really
will
do
zero
to
60
in
1.99
seconds
and
run
the
quarter
mile
in
9.23
seconds
just
like
tesla
says
but
it
needs
to
roll
out
a
prep
surface
and
drag
strip
mode
and
cheetah
stance
to
do
it
i
think
once
you
know
that
you
can
figure
out
how
to
beat
it
in
an
actual
drag
race
what
does
actual
drag
race
mean
let
me
explain
we
saw
that
taking
away
the
prepared
surface
doesn't
actually
do
very
much
you
only
lose
a
tenth
of
a
second
and
even
then
it's
still
faster
than
any
production
car
now
before
you
guess
well
take
away
drag
strip
mode
you
should
know
that
the
youtube
channel
drag
times
ran
the
plot
without
drag
strip
mode
and
they
got
9.67
seconds
in
the
quarter
mile
again
that's
still
faster
than
anything
you're
likely
going
to
show
up
with
so
it
seems
like
beating
the
plaid
in
an
actual
drag
race
is
gonna
be
pretty
hard
to
do
but
i'm
here
to
play
chess
not
checkers
so
what
if
we
could
beat
it
on
a
technicality
if
you
want
to
beat
the
plot
in
a
sanctioned
drag
race
you
actually
want
the
driver
to
use
drag
strip
mode
and
cheetah
stance
and
that's
because
a
real
drag
race
has
another
condition
tesla
hasn't
mentioned
the
driver
doesn't
choose
when
it
starts
actual
drag
racing
uses
something
called
courtesy
staging
if
the
strip
is
using
courtesy
staging
one
driver
pulls
up
to
the
pre-stage
beam
then
waits
for
the
other
driver
to
pull
up
to
their
pre-stage
beam
on
their
side
once
both
drivers
are
pre-staged
one
rolls
seven
inches
forward
to
the
stage
beam
then
the
second
driver
pulls
up
to
their
stage
beam
once
both
drivers
are
staged
the
starter
will
activate
the
christmas
tree
and
around
two
seconds
later
boom
green
light
goes
and
the
race
starts
but
it's
only
once
the
stage
beam
is
triggered
that
the
plaid
driver
comes
to
a
complete
stop
and
can
activate
the
cheetah
stance
so
unless
they've
paid
off
the
starter
to
wait
10
seconds
before
activating
the
tree
those
lights
are
going
green
six
to
eight
seconds
before
the
plaid
has
finished
its
cheetah
dance
that
means
if
you're
in
the
other
car
you're
down
the
track
with
a
six
to
eight
second
lead
before
the
plat
even
launches
but
say
you
don't
put
it
in
cheetah
stance
well
then
you're
gonna
need
a
car
that
beats
9.68
second
quarter
mile
so
if
you
want
to
race
a
plaid
just
tell
them
hey
i'll
let
you
do
your
cheetah
dance
i
won't
leave
and
then
leave
you
might
think
winning
a
drag
race
that
way
is
a
little
unfair
yeah
well
if
so
you're
going
to
hate
the
other
way
to
beat
the
plaid
snitch
in
see
like
the
dodge
demon
which
was
also
capable
of
a
quarter
mile
time
under
10
seconds
the
plaid
shouldn't
be
allowed
at
an
nhra
regulated
drag
strip
in
spite
of
tesla's
claims
that
most
owners
will
be
doing
this
mandatory
safety
equipment
is
based
on
a
car's
best
quarter
mile
time
and
if
a
car
can
run
faster
than
9.99
at
over
150
miles
per
then
a
lot
of
additional
safety
gear
is
required
to
race
on
a
drag
strip
you
gotta
have
a
full
roll
cage
you
gotta
have
shields
around
driveline
components
in
case
they
explode
you
gotta
even
have
a
parachute
in
case
the
brakes
fail
those
obviously
aren't
included
in
your
120
000
plaid
the
driver
they
also
need
to
be
wearing
a
protective
fire
suit
arm
restraints
they
need
to
hold
an
nhra
competition
license
i
don't
think
they're
going
to
be
a
lot
of
tesla
owners
who
have
that
license
so
since
the
plaque
can
run
a
sub
9.99
quarter
mile
you
could
complain
to
the
safety
crew
and
if
you're
lucky
get
them
disqualified
but
don't
do
that
it's
freaking
bogus
dude
so
if
you
want
to
beat
the
plaid
in
a
race
you're
gonna
have
to
fight
a
little
dirty
but
there
may
be
one
more
way
to
beat
it
in
a
fair
fight
that's
where
the
rimac
navera
a
brand
new
to
ev
supercars
comes
in
the
youtube
channel
car
wow
got
a
rematch
to
run
8.62
seconds
in
the
quarter
mile
on
an
unprepared
surface
the
company's
founder
says
the
navera
doesn't
need
anything
like
drag
strip
mode
or
cheetah
stance
to
do
it
he
claims
it'll
accelerate
like
that
any
time
you
want
and
i'm
sure
just
like
the
plaid
there
are
some
asterisks
with
remax
but
at
this
point
we're
arguing
over
sub
10
second
production
cars
think
about
that
in
15
years
you're
gonna
be
able
to
get
a
discount
on
one
of
these
sub
10
second
cars
that's
insane
you
should
be
so
stoked
about
that
i
can't
wait
to
buy
one
of
these
used
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this video is sponsored by brilliant org but more on that later in the last episode make it real we made a jet-powered bike now it's time to see how fast it can go all right so we can't actually test this on the road because obviously it's quite illegal to use a jet engine powered motorcycle in the city streets but we did drive it around and get some people's reactions [Music] now before we test it out we thought would be kind of cool to see what the public's reaction to our invention would be so we took it to a local bike night to see what other bikers thought about it [Music] [Music] there's a little electric motor in there get in the front so it spins it up and it goes through a cycle [Music] [Music] [Applause] all right so to test it to its full capability we're gonna take it to a drag strip and see what it can do on the quarter mile the drag strip we're going to is called the grand Bend Motorplex and it was actually pretty reasonable to rent for a few hours a quarter-mile drag strip a CBR 250 and a jet engine all right so we're here at Grand Ben Motorplex and we're about to test the jet engine powered motorcycle big thank you Knox they provide us with some awesome motorcycle gear to make sure Ian doesn't get hurt in the event of some kind of catastrophic accident feel safe oh cool they feel safe he feels safe let's do this all right what's next well we're actually gonna do three tests three tests we're gonna run it just the bike then we're gonna run it just the jet and we're gonna run both so obviously both together is gonna go the fastest but the real question is can the bike in neutral with the jet engine go faster than the bike with the engine guys that's that's the real test here so let's see what happens [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] so what's going on here let's take a look at a free body diagram to help explain the physics behind the jet bike FG is the force of gravity FN is the normal force counteracting gravity FF is the force of friction which is mainly wind resistance this is proportional to the square of velocity meaning the faster you go the larger the force F motorcycle this is a forward force the motorcycle of the engine turning wheel as you increase gears to go faster this force drops F jet we know the thrust of this jet is about 310 Newton's or 73 pounds the cool thing about this is there are no gears just a constant force this means there will be a slow acceleration at the beginning but the force won't be reduced by changing gears if the force of the motorcycle is larger than the force of friction then the bike accelerates until an equilibrium is met unfortunately the track isn't long enough for us to actually hit the top speed and we don't want to hit the water barrels at the end of the track if you guys want to learn more classical mechanics like this brilliant org has some great interactive courses on the subject very similar to what we studied during our engineering degrees brilliant org is a problem-solving site that helps you think like an engineer by guiding you through problems that bring you from knowing nothing to having a deep understanding the topic if you want to learn and understand the physics of everyday life and support our channel at the same time go to brilliant org / hack Smith and sign up for free the first 200 people to go to that link will get 20% off their annual premium subscription [Music] [Music] [Music] all right that was friggin awesome the jet engine by itself in neutral didn't make the bike go too fast I think we almost said 90 maybe a hundred kilometers an hour very good 100 all right it hit 100 km/h with the bike in neutral and then with the bike on plus the jet engine I think we did what 1:1 61 60 and 61 6 probably went faster running a strip yeah run ahead definitely felt a lot better with the jet gun that didn't satisfy your need for speed was it with a jet like you're flying through the gears and you just feel like you got some yes yeah we did have a few issues in the jet engine starting app something's going on with the EFI fuel pump so the fuel pump wasn't going the engine wasn't starting so we sat there for an hour ran at a time so we can't do any more runs unfortunately otherwise we'd probably get a bit better speed yeah literally literally you guys got the jet engine working with five minutes left on our rental time for the the track which which kind of sucks when we put two jet engines in the MTB yeah we'll come back here yeah big THANK YOU to Knox outerwear for providing me in with some safety gear plus these jeans like Kevlar in them so if he actually went sliding hypothermia thank you no sorry not everybody very similar yeah hypothetically if he went sliding he wouldn't get too much Roker if four seconds four seconds you better hope you stop yours you're supposed to be filming dude did you did you know I can't hear anything from down at the other end you didn't get the shot he didn't bring his walkies you're fired [Music] well we hope you guys enjoyed that video we had a lot of fun renting out a drag strip for the day to test out the jet bike but what do you guys think we should add the jet engine to next what other vehicles do you think would be much better with a jet engine think we're gonna add to the spy car but if you guys have any ideas of crazy jet-powered inventions let us know in the comments below thanks for watching [Music]


this video was made possible by curiosity stream watch unlimited documentaries for free for a month by signing up at the link in the description welcome to the bottom of the barrel today we're talking about elevators this is the Shanghai Tower the second tallest building in the world behind the Burj Khalifa in Dubai now building tall buildings is a bit of a rooster measuring contest and no more likes flaunting their flightless birds more than China and the UAE the Shanghai Tower which cost two point five billion dollars to build switches to over 2,000 feet or 600 meters and has 127 stories as a point of comparison if you put eight 747s on top of each other the Shanghai Tower would still be taller mostly because according to an engineering degree that's not a structurally sound building now part of the difficulty in having buildings this tall is that people who mostly come for the ground need to get to the top of the building quickly if people can't get to the top of the building easily and quickly they won't want to buy property in the building which I'm told is a pretty important aspect to profitability therefore for super tall buildings such as this a ton of money and time is put into designing as they pretentiously call it their vertical transportation system for the Shanghai Tower this was so important that its designers hired a company the edge at Williams Consulting Group to design their system to be clear these guys weren't designing the elevators themselves they bought those from other companies they were designing the system of elevators now you might think that you could just have a bunch of very long elevators like any other building but if you think that you'd be wrong and you should feel bad here's why let's say there's an 11-story building where there's a lobby and then 10 floors which each have one resident now 10 people need to travel from the lobby to the first floor because everybody lives above the lobby but then from the first to second floor only nine people need to travel because only nine people live above the first floor only eight people live above the second floor etc etc etc and only one person lives above the ninth the problem though is that with a traditional elevator system you have to build the elevator which goes up the whole height of the building to have exactly enough capacity to transport exactly as many people travel between the lobby and the first floor even though when that elevator gets to the top it only needs enough capacity to handle one person for shorter buildings it's just simpler to have one elevator system running to each floor well it's less efficient from a space perspective it saves a lot of time for taller buildings though the problem is that a lot of people fit in the building and therefore you need a lot of capacity with each additional floor in the building you need more elevator capacity and therefore more elevators which generally need one shaft each and so by building an additional floor you actually remove over all usable floor space from the building based off the space the additional elevator shaft takes up on all the floors based off this principle there's a theoretical limit to how tall traditionally shaped skyscrapers can be since as certain Heights and capacities the space needed for the elevators would be greater than the horizontal space of the tower itself as alpha as an all elevator building sounds it's again not good for profitability unless it was like an amusement park for all those elevator enthusiasts youtubers for all these reasons most super tall buildings use a different method of elevators taking the elevator in these buildings is almost like taking the subway which is fair considering that the Burj Khalifa is taller than the shortest subway line in New York the 42nd Street shuttle is long unlike the New York subway though the elevators aren't ways flavored how it works in the case of the Shanghai Tower for example is that there are five sky lobbies as they're called spread out throughout the tower from the ground lobby one set of elevators will go directly to the first and one directly to the second one to the third to the fourth and fifth from there people will transfer on to a local elevator that can take them to the exact floor they want between the two sky lobbies that way there are only a few elevators at the top where not many are needed thereby saving space and you can also have two elevators in one shaft the Express one and the local one now you might wonder why not just have sets of elevators that travel direct from the ground floor up to each sky lobby and then switch to local after that well it's because not all elevators are created equal the Express elevators are double-decker meaning in the same shaft they have double the capacity and they're super fast the local elevators on the other hand are just fairly normal now for the titular question like any good super tall building the Shanghai Tower has an observation deck so you can pay to look down on the plants in fact this is the highest observation deck in the world but to get to it you wouldn't want all the tourists to have to deal with sky lobbies and local elevators and all that confusion because tourists are known for their limited intellectual ability therefore there are three elevators going directly from the ground floor all the way to the 120 first floor a distance of 1898 feet or 579 meters that's record number one it's the furthest traveling single elevator in the world record number two is that this is the fastest elevator in the world it gets people from the ground to the 120 first floor in only 55 seconds that's a speed of 40 miles or 65 km/h on the way down though the elevator only goes a measly 22 miles or 36 km/h the reason any faster and it would be uncomfortable as people couldn't equalize their ears fast enough of course the reason these are so fast in addition to just the prestige of having the record is to save room you can 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liyan Li maker of aluminum PC cases has done some weird stuff over the years everything from that moving train computer to that blue sail abomination PC 888 but this one this one might take the cake for me this is the PC y6 Odyssey special edition yacht themed aluminum chassis yes my friends a boat shaped computer case so welcome then to this episode of holy and why did you bleep that I said holy ship it's a boat cooller masters master case maker five features they're freeform modular system allowing you to customize adjust and upgrade make it yours at the link in the video description so I guess we'll kick things off with a classic Linus tech tips unboxing of the PC y6 you got your instruction manual you've got some LED strips that is a nice include RGB LED strips included nice touch Lee and Lee you've got all one of their little feet and you've got the chassis itself that's interesting flying in the face of Lee and Lee's usual style holy crap there's ducks here there's baby geese adorable they're gonna bite you nice they're gonna bite you now what you see here is the Royal Canadian goose yeah he's annoyed why don't you okay sorry okay I'm done I'm done I'm done they're both hissing at me sorry back to the case so in the back you'll find the numbered serial number so I've got 421 out of 500 here then working our way up we've got the power button on mounting points for an SFX power supply oh this is cool here are the mixer knobs for your red green and blue LEDs on the RGB strip I think you can put pretty much a full-size graphics card in this thing in addition to the ITX motherboard there is actually a steering wheel in the top here check this out so there's like like I feel like I would want to put like a little guy a little guy standing under the under the protected cover there to steer myatt's to my computer we've got four sets of Windows that go all the way around that are going to give you a really nice view of your graphics card as well as your motherboard for thumb screws that let you pop the entire top cover off so all the building is actually done before you put the the windowed top cover and front deck on we've got one cooling fan here that's set up as an intake though I'd imagine with some creativity you could probably throw another one into the front if you didn't need that many hard drives or SSDs look at us let's go to adorable little boat anchors right here is the PCI Express extender that is going to allow you to install that maybe not quite full length I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to try it later and then right here is your drive cages where you can install well drives you can't tell me that it's a boat case if it doesn't float oh I step on this look that's not dog oh that's dog food holy Sh there's a lot of goose crap here watch yourself Dennis nope no this girl's all right that's how we goose p-probably oh it's time for the maiden voyage of the SS fails a lot huh oh this is awful Oh everything about this is awful time to pull this baby out and see if I can get all the goose crap off of it so now all that's left to do is try this baby out and see how it goes as an actual PC case and not a boat that's one way to dry things when you don't have a way to do it properly after the fact oh yes ooh either thoughtfully or by blind luck and knowingly and léa it's about a 50/50 shot at either of them I have enough clearance for my modular interface to have an SFX L power supply and just like that this has gone really cool spoke too soon you never install the video card from this angle before this is a new one look at that dang I actually ended up really liking it I'm sorry I threw it in a lake but uh I guess it's gonna be 32 gigs of Dominator Platinum's what's that for this is a clip to hold down the LEDs it's really thinking about cable management it's not the thing that they normally let's see if she still works whoo here we go cool let's see if my RGB mixer still works yeah so I guess that pretty much wraps it up then thanks for watching this episode of holy ship ha ha ha ha is it funny the second time probably not where I started out kind of making fun of a really weird product and ended up really liking a really weird product you know what else seems weird at first but that you'd probably really like ting there the mobile carrier focused on customer service and customer satisfaction well that is weird right when you call them there's no robot there's no menu there's no press one there's no press pound you don't you don't even mash the zero to talk to an operator no you just talk to an operator and what's crazy about that is the average ting bill is only 24 bucks a month per device they do this by making their entire pricing model very different from their competition it's kind of like buy what you need and use exactly what you need and pay for only what you need instead of having to buy in bulk and some kind of like a plan knowing that if you overuse your plan you'll get billed out the butt and if you under use your plan you're effectively paying for something that you weren't going to use so all you got to do is head over to Linus ENCOM we've got that linked in the video description and try out their savings calculator you enter the information from your last few bills how much you paid how much you used and find out if you will save money by switching to ting and if it does look good in your favor switch it a ting there then they'll cover 25% of your cancellation fee up to 75 bucks and if you use our link again that's in the video description you'll get another 25 bucks in service credit or towards a new device so what are you waiting for so if you guys like this video hit the like button get subscribed and all that good stuff but if you just liked it dislike it but if you really liked it then maybe click on the link in the video description where you buy a cool Linus tech tips shirt like this one or join our community forum also linked in the video description 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it's in there it's in there it's in there it's gonna fall what the Florida Marlins videos well I have no no on giving away this iPhone 11 that's right guys if this video gets ten thousand thumbs up you leave a comment down below saying I want this iPhone 11 I'm gonna be giving away the iPhone 11 the end of October but only if this video gets 10,000 thumbs up if this videos mm length October 30th right before Halloween the day before Halloween actually I'm going to be doing a live stream at 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time and I'm gonna be giving away the iPhone 11 to someone on my live stream it's gonna be on this YouTube channel but you must be there to win the iPhone 11 you got to be there at 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time October 30 also I wanna remind everyone September 30th of this month so literally just in a couple days we're also going to be doing a live stream giving away something valued over $200 you're not gonna want to miss that as well I don't promote these as much as I used to but so on so I wanted to throw it out there a couple days before I did totally you guys get the video thumbs up and let's give this to 10,000 likes so by the end of October I haven't give away and then iPhone 11 to one of you guys alright let's get right into this video [Music] [Applause] [Music] what's going on guys Aaron hipster and today I am at a keymaster and they have an iPhone 11 we're gonna try to win it if you notice all these rolls have stuff gone out of them but this row is not this row actually is completely full meaning no one won anything on it yet so there are kids really noisy right now so hopefully you guys can hear me just fine but let's try this and see if we can't get the iPhone 11 I think this is just a normal one I don't think this is like the max or the max Pro or whatever it's called let's see what we can do we gotta line it up here perfectly and then we hold this button down I guess I see what happens here no man oh that was just a little bit too high we're gonna try that one more time lining up the key it's getting pretty intense gonna press the button and the keys going up gonna be going for that iPhone 11 right there let's see what happens oh darn that dang yet see it deviated again if you guys don't know anything about keymaster it has to be ready to pay out the key has to move up and once the key moves up if it's not ready to pay out the key will move up a little more than it should because it's gonna basically rig you maybe we can hit the lucky payout and have the Machine payout for us and give us this brand new iPhone 11 yeah man it keeps deviating darn let's go man it's just not working another dollar the more money I put in means that means that it's just that much closer to paying out so let's see guys one of these times it has to pay out we got five credits there we go all right here we go here we go man you can literally see the key deviating you can literally you can literally see the key moving up more than it should okay wait I think that was me yeah that was me oh I'm Way too low Oh oh my gosh dude it's ready it's ready it's ready it is literally oh my god oh my god no I just gotta get the key in there oh I got it I got it I got it I got it it's in there it's in there it's in there it's gonna fall what what what oh there it goes it felt okay I don't know if I recorded that because it like almost didn't fall and then it did it dude it's actually in the package to like like look it it has like a plastic film around it that is crazy oh my god like I am I've never then this bright and nicest prize I've ever won out of keymaster I've won I pad and stuff before I've everyone iPad and stuff before but I've never won I think this is like six seven hundred bucks - man this is sick kind of ripped the box a little bit right there oh well though I don't care an iPhone 11 that is absolutely crazy guys have you ever been in a laundromat before yeah I'm a laundromat you won't put that change machine okay so it doesn't matter no no wrong you did it good job the face okay let's try this again [Music] all righty guys we are at a laundromat right now it's been a while there's a bunch of coins on the edge so we're gonna put all twenty dollars and we have $20 and change we're gonna put all twenty dollars in how much do you think we get back after we put all twenty dollars in here so you think we're gonna make it out if you were gonna get $21 loke I thought she just said we couldn't film and I said we're gonna put $20 and then see if we get $20 back and she's like no and she's like and I'm like that's not gonna work and I'm like okay wait I thought you said no we can't film and then she means no if we put $20 and we're not gonna get $20 back out so let's prove her wrong so we put $1.00 in right there and we got a quarterback so just leave it down there for now so this is two dollars in right here and scare scam all right once that follows this is another dollar hopefully the lighting is really good here for you guys my lighting is that what I said all right let's see oh dude we are not doing good oh there's two more okay this is I don't even know how many dollars in this is but we definitely are down oh there we go oh yeah but look at how much money he's about to fall right there go horn all right another dollar really there's a sign in here this is insert quarters slowly one at a time yeah someone jammed this up pretty bad someone didn't it follow the rules all right hold it three and all right guys I don't know what dollar that is but all I know is I keep putting four in every time which makes one dollar let's see what happens okay that's good that's good there you go what are you saying I was explaining that I was like all right guys we put four quarters in that means one dollar and what did you to say this big brain man yo I was I was trying to get it in the hole all right all right go whoa heart attack yeah all right here we go another dollar nothing none of those landed where I wanted them to though right go yes camera is pretty good in low light though dude another dollar with nothing we can go three dollars in a row with winning nothing there we go I think we at least with your dollar back there let's see oh there's a whole bunch that fell right there there you go dude are you serious oh okay that was actually good we actually I think we made something there it's bad then you'll get good things you know what that might be the trick yeah we got to get some big pushes here to make up for all of our losses oh we got a couple that was it though oh that was good that was good that was trash I'll see you in a second I go oh oh I pushed that one dollar bill nothing there you go good dollar coins getting close mom all right guys we're gonna put all sixteen dollars in it at one time so Avery's gonna hold it here in just a second no it's on a timer Avery that is bullcrap man we were gonna love it man okay let go of it pause pause pause okay pause okay we're gonna stack all this money up on the back wall okay there we go let's see how much money that is he's gonna keep holding it she's holding it [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]