recently I've been pushing myself to go to parties even when I have to go I know I know wanting to go to a party alone is like someone who willingly walks the plank ah I hope you are prepared to meet your watery grave watery grave long do you think like I'm gonna meet my husband down there what no one is the ocean down there well you're just gonna die hi DK low like maybe there's a mer man and he's like really cute and he gives me mouth-to-mouth and drags me to a rock and there's like a really nice long conversation that's definitely not gonna happen the only thing you're gonna meet down there is death I mean certain painful suffering filled damn you didn't help it looks cute we're gonna throw dirt okay I'm just gonna do it I'm just gonna do it my insane I know usually I am the kind of person hovering at the snack table you know Asian parties always have food real food like none of this white people menagerie of mediocrity great party such a such an array of things I never got or I'm chillin with the house pet well it's been seven minutes so I guess it's pumpkin time it's pumpkin time goodbye it was made to me because the anxiety of standing at a party alone looking at the groups of people all talking and enjoying themselves when you don't know a single soul at the social encounter so you're just forced to stare at your phone where you have no messages but you can pretend that you're too immersed in Twitter to have time to talk to anyone no unsubscribe I would rather be at home in bed but not anymore this is the crucial moment this right here is the prime time sports ball reference where you have to make it or break it do the thing to be the champion of the other thing if you are similarly introverted like myself this will be one of the hardest things you ever have to do hi I'm Anna I don't really know anyone here so I thought I'd introduce myself how do you guys all know each other I know it's gross right the idea of having to put yourself on the line like that is terrifying but I now follow one simple and easy rule to have a fulfilling solo party night and that rule is drum roll children who genuinely interested in getting to know someone anyone just one person so last Friday I went to three parties alone oh my god I know and I vowed that at each one I would learn just one thing about one person and be actually interested in hearing what they had to say and you know what just by asking people questions about themselves people love talking about themselves but if you do it with genuine curiosity you will have such great conversations dude you don't know about Ida Lewis let me tell you all about her she was an American lighthouse keeper who gained fame in the late 1800s for all of these heroic rescues dude she sounds so cool I don't know if my girlfriend and I were long-distance for like the yeah and now that we're finally in the same town I feel like she's self sabotaging the relationship oh yeah that's pretty rough why do you think that is yeah that's why vehicles allergies are worse every year because we are only planting male trees there's no female trees to soak up the pollen Wow are you a tree scientist is there even such a thing I challenge you to try it go to a party alone introduce yourself ask questions be curious let me know how it goes so like what are we hello JK I don't really care I'm Anna Akana and thank you to Squarespace for sponsoring today's video Squarespace has an all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and party to run your business complete with marketing tools and analytics to have your website or online store be the best it can be raise the roof for all of you who love to create audio content you can use audio blocks which allows you to embed audio on your site and tag the audio for iTunes when your audio block is placed in a blog and you can have multiple contributors receive selective access to your site's website manager and do not worry you own all the content that you put on Squarespace is platform plus they offer one-click data portability you can go to Squarespace comm for a free trial and whenever you're ready to launch go to Squarespace comm / ana to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Squarespace


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episode
150
and
you
know
what
that
means
[ __ ]
nothing
dude
we
do
what
we
want
here
we
don't
give
a
[ __ ]
we
do
what
the
[ __ ]
we
want
maybe
150
is
gonna
be
good
maybe
it's
not
gonna
be
good
maybe
it
[ __ ]
I
look
here's
what
I
want
to
actually
say
before
I
even
get
into
what
the
[ __ ]
going
on
I
do
this
[ __ ]
for
me
okay
it's
for
me
I
saw
it
sometimes
I
see
his
podcast
is
funnier
than
a
stand-up
and
his
stand-up
is
funny
in
this
podcast
I
blocked
those
people
I
don't
give
a
[ __ ]
I'm
not
doing
it
for
you
okay
and
because
of
that
let
me
know
let
me
even
go
even
1%
I'm
not
doing
it
for
you
you
know
how
much
I'm
doing
it
for
you
zilch
okay
you
know
what
that
means
because
I'm
doing
it
for
me
hun
it
do
you
know
what
it
means
because
I'm
doing
it
for
me
Han
it
do
you
know
what
that
means
that
I'm
not
doing
it
1%
for
you
that
it's
for
you
that's
what
that
means
the
fact
that
I'm
relaxed
I'm
relaxed
like
picture
me
just
like
chillin
on
a
[ __ ]
lounge
chair
I
have
a
mai
tai
own
even
drink
but
I
have
a
mai
tai
and
have
a
little
bit
of
[ __ ]
turkey
sausage
and
I'm
just
eating
it
off
a
plate
and
it's
[ __ ]
beautiful
it's
beautiful
out
it's
like
75
degrees
80
degrees
and
I'm
in
a
bathing
suit
and
it's
high
cuz
that's
what's
in
fashion
and
I'm
just
eating
sausage
and
drinking
a
[ __ ]
americano
but
I
have
a
mai
tai
just
in
case
I
want
start
drinking
today
yeah
is
there
me
okay
uh
and
I'm
just
chilling
dude
that's
that's
the
me
that's
the
me
you're
gonna
get
I'm
relaxed
dude
and
I'm
doing
me
you
know
[ __ ]
that
Luke
Bryant
guy
who
is
just
like
I'm
doing
my
thang
he
made
a
song
called
doing
my
thang
yeah
sir
regular
he
did
that
that's
my
[ __ ]
theme
song
now
ever
heard
the
song
once
no
have
I
probably
heard
it
once
and
a
[ __ ]
Macy's
commercial
yeah
sometime
yeah
but
dude
I'm
relaxed
and
the
best
me
is
relaxed
baby
and
if
you
tell
me
if
you
rank
my
[ __ ]
online
it
get
blocked
dude
whether
you
follow
me
or
not
dude
you
could
say
hey
your
standard
spread
in
your
Park
is
your
Park
is
better
if
you
put
standup
I
go
like
this
check
profile
block
cuz
why
the
[ __ ]
don't
want
you
ranking
me
why
do
I
want
you
rank
in
my
[ __ ]
no
that's
it
I
created
this
channel
to
do
what
I
want
do
you
know
why
I'm
a
[ __ ]
baby
dude
I'm
a
baby
a
[ __ ]
baby
and
babies
do
what
they
want
you
gotta
get
that
[ __ ]
point
in
your
life
dude
I
understand
everyone's
got
jobs
I
understand
that
[ __ ]
yeah
sure
you
know
sometimes
your
mom
gets
cancer
whatever
the
[ __ ]
I
get
it
but
you
got
to
still
get
to
the
point
where
you
kind
of
feel
like
you're
doing
what
you
want
do
it
it's
the
matrix
man
it's
neo
when
he
stops
all
the
bullets
and
he's
a
crime
and
he
just
looks
at
him
and
[ __ ]
his
head
and
the
bullets
fall
down
dude
you
got
to
get
to
the
point
where
you
feel
like
you're
on
a
[ __ ]
lounge
chair
chillin
with
a
mai
tai
and
iced
americano
and
then
also
some
turkey
sausage
if
that's
what
you
care
about
it's
all
about
feeling
man
you
know
like
you
could
be
in
prison
dude
you
could
be
in
prison
for
[ __ ]
eight
years
and
you're
on
you're
one
dude
guess
what
you
still
have
you
can
still
think
of
titties
gods
can't
stop
you
from
squirting
it's
all
how
you
feel
life
can
rip
in
[ __ ]
eight
by
eight
life
can
rip
all
clinked
up
cuz
the
guards
can't
stop
you
from
squirting
guard
I'm
squirting
god
damn
it
they
don't
go
freeze
they
don't
do
that
they
say
off
to
the
hole
fine
put
me
in
the
hole
still
squirting
how
are
you
gonna
stop
me
from
thinking
two
titties
dude
straight
up
man
how
you
gonna
do
it
it's
like
this
it's
like
this
song
this
is
the
song
I
think
of
when
I
[ __ ]
think
about
how
you
can't
this
is
the
song
dude
when
when
I
[ __ ]
when
this
song
came
out
bro
I
can't
play
a
lot
of
it
you
can't
stop
me
from
thinking
about
titties
a
little
oh
yo
you
do
too
oh
yeah
you
can't
tell
me
nothing
yeah
guards
can't
stop
me
from
squirting
your
little
oh
you
do
little
ooh
[Laughter]
you
bud
Liotta
LaHood
its
curtain
dude
[ __ ]
guards
come
get
me
guards
dude
come
get
me
guards
[ __ ]
yeah
I
love
that
[ __ ]
I
don't
you
know
what
and
I'm
already
sweating
so
here's
the
deal
man
it's
been
[ __ ]
six
minutes
and
42
seconds
and
I'm
squirt
I'm
sweatin
I'm
squirting
out
the
[ __ ]
underarms
man
how
about
my
opener
goes
on
stage
with
[ __ ]
uh
he
goes
on
stage
open
for
me
and
sometimes
he
wears
gray
shirts
bro
you
can't
do
that
if
you're
shaped
like
a
[ __ ]
pair
that
it
hasn't
come
off
the
tree
yet
you
know
I'm
talking
about
do
it
you're
gonna
get
[ __ ]
dark
circles
under
your
[ __ ]
armpits
and
under
your
teddies
now
am
I
talking
about
titties
too
much
in
this
episode
yes
does
it
matter
no
dude
because
I'm
gonna
[ __ ]
lounge
chair
chillin
with
a
mai
tai
if
I
want
it
and
an
iced
americano
and
turkey
sausage
horse
died
ever
bro
worst
diet
of
all
time
just
[ __ ]
in
concept
either
constipated
or
[ __ ]
so
hard
dude
one
time
I
knew
a
[ __ ]
girl
and
she
ate
so
many
prunes
and
then
she
was
on
the
beach
in
the
Bahamas
and
she
got
off
of
her
lounge
chair
and
she'd
even
realize
that
she
[ __ ]
all
over
it
you
understand
that
that's
the
[ __ ]
place
I'm
trying
to
be
ate
too
many
prunes
and
nut
[ __ ]
all
over
the
lounge
chair
down
low
yep
doodle
Woodley
oddly
uh
whoa
you
can't
tell
my
ass
nothin
dude
[ __ ]
it
that's
really
what's
up
dude
that's
really
what's
up
anyway
dude
anyway
I
got
I
got
off
I
you
know
it
was
like
I
haven't
been
I
was
I
was
on
the
road
so
now
I'm
just
[ __ ]
chillin
and
so
I
got
off
to
a
hot
and
we
have
you
know
we
got
off
hot
and
it's
fine
and
the
frequently
visited
[ __ ]
sites
on
my
on
my
[ __ ]
desktop
am
I
am
i
Safari
are
YouTube
my
own
website
Saiga
testicle
the
Twitter
Help
Center
for
some
[ __ ]
and
reason
and
pornhub
even
though
I
haven't
[ __ ]
watched
porn
hub
in
so
long
did
I
sort
of
God
pornhub
makes
themself
go
on
the
thing
I
maybe
watch
[ __ ]
to
porns
this
year
um
anyway
so
what
was
I
gonna
do
oh
look
at
look
up
the
shits
I'm
really
with
the
shits
today
dude
I'm
really
with
the
shits
man
tour
Peoria
I'm
coming
for
some
reason
Chicago
Illinois
come
spend
New
Year's
Eve
with
me
dude
it'll
be
fun
man
I
do
I
you
know
I
have
two
shows
on
New
Year's
Eve
and
one
before
that
or
something
like
that
can't
remember
I
have
[ __ ]
three
shows
I
think
in
in
Chicago
Illinois
you
know
why
dude
whatever
they
[ __ ]
love
your
boy
in
Chicago
what's
that
[ __ ]
I
got
to
take
this
bar
oh
I'm
so
[ __ ]
hot
man
I
know
I
turn
the
fan
on
but
still
it's
[ __ ]
hot
I
got
the
air
on
I
got
the
fan
on
the
Fianna
underneath
he's
got
a
goat
underneath
dude
people
look
at
me
they
go
are
they're
actually
go
flakes
on
it
now
it's
just
the
[ __ ]
fabric
but
I'll
tell
you
dude
well
as
I
say
in
Peoria
Chicago
Illinois
but
they
[ __ ]
but
it's
whatever
dude
but
what
was
I
was
trying
to
say
is
about
the
I
have
a
lot
of
gray
in
my
beard
man
and
it's
not
going
away
it
keeps
coming
I
looked
at
Will
Sasso
the
other
day
doesn't
even
have
that
much
he's
like
[ __ ]
seven
years
older
than
me
doesn't
have
as
much
gray
as
I
do
and
Bryan
Callen
of
course
[ __ ]
makes
it
you
know
he
puts
that
[ __ ]
in
it
that
you
see
the
guys
you
see
in
CVS
or
shop
right
where
the
hell
you
are
and
you
see
the
guys
on
the
on
the
those
[ __ ]
bitch-ass
dudes
that
model
for
the
just
for
men
and
they're
just
like
this
I
want
to
model
for
just
for
men
do
it
and
a
but
still
have
a
little
bit
of
gray
in
my
beard
and
be
on
the
[ __ ]
cover
cuz
everybody's
so
goddamn
handsome
on
that
[ __ ]
and
me
and
then
and
then
you
walk
by
and
then
me
and
you
see
me
on
the
last
one
like
this
and
you're
like
but
he's
still
gray
a
little
bit
and
what
does
that
face
he's
making
and
then
you
just
[ __ ]
and
then
you
and
then
you're
just
like
and
then
you're
just
like
oh
I
think
I
get
what's
going
on
he's
making
his
face
ugly
cuz
he
wanna
l'eau
de
l'eau
de
l'eau
he
looks
like
a
bird
and
he
also
looks
like
mr.
burns
a
little
bit
um
anyway
dude
uh
yeah
so
I
was
like
[ __ ]
watching
the
old
clips
of
me
because
I'm
very
[ __ ]
egotistical
and
I
was
watching
old
clips
of
me
and
I
saw
how
I
had
[ __ ]
it
just
a
straight-up
magicians
quaff
and
like
super
like
like
fine
hair
like
like
a
like
a
peach
fuzz
but
a
little
bit
but
like
burnt
peach
fuzz
on
my
[ __ ]
face
and
it
looked
really
good
and
I
was
even
younger
than
I
am
now
if
you
can
believe
that
even
though
I'm
the
youngest
guy
you've
already
[ __ ]
you've
ever
seen
alright
and
I
was
like
Jesus
Christ
man
I
look
better
now
okay
I
look
better
now
unless
it's
the
morning
in
the
morning
I
look
[ __ ]
bad
and
gray
yeah
okay
but
bro
I
was
looking
at
the
clips
and
I
was
like
[ __ ]
what
happened
to
that
boy
what
happened
to
that
boy
what
happened
to
that
boy
that's
what
I
was
thinking
dude
do
you
believe
that
what
for
the
life
of
me
I
could
not
understand
why
anybody
would
ever
listen
his
partners
but
it's
not
NPR
so
yo
I
was
thinking
about
also
being
it
like
a
chick
if
you
were
a
chick
like
I
just
wiped
my
nose
with
my
[ __ ]
shirt
like
that
and
I
know
I'm
not
even
40
but
you
boys
got
some
miles
on
him
but
like
a
girl
can't
do
that
I
did
Whitney
Cummings
podcast
she
couldn't
[ __ ]
him
wipe
her
nose
with
her
shirt
people
like
make
a
Jif
of
it
bro
me
your
boy
make
a
Jif
of
it
what
the
[ __ ]
anyway
I'm
going
to
Peoria
I'm
going
to
Chicago
Illinois
I
was
in
Houston
dude
your
boy
had
a
day
man
I
think
I'm
a
rapper
dude
like
straight
up
I
was
walking
through
the
airport
in
Houston
I
had
just
landed
I
heard
a
Chris
and
I
looked
around
and
dude
it's
[ __ ]
legend
DJ
premier
Oh
bro
you
know
me
I've
been
knowing
you
since
high
school
now
granted
we
text
and
we
[ __ ]
Instagram
but
bro
he's
like
yo
Chris
and
a
look
he
goes
premiere
and
I
was
like
I
know
and
I
was
like
oh
man
it's
so
[ __ ]
nice
to
meet
you
dude
I
[ __ ]
love
you
man
I
love
your
[ __ ]
I've
been
a
fan
for
so
long
and
he
was
like
oh
man
you
know
telling
me
all
the
[ __ ]
telling
me
what
the
hell
he's
been
working
on
telling
me
well
he's
got
free
you
come
in
bro
the
[ __ ]
he's
got
coming
I
can't
I
can't
he
goes
like
this
Shh
if
you
leave
if
it
gets
lead
I
know
it's
you
dude
I'm
in
the
hip-hop
game
now
I
know
secrets
I
know
I
know
hip-hop
secrets
I
would
never
tell
them
okay
I'm
premieres
boy
Jenna
Sammy
he
trusts
me
so
when
you're
asking
yourself
we
see
old
clips
and
say
what
happened
to
that
boy
you
look
at
me
now
he's
oh
that's
what
happen
to
that
boy
he's
very
trustworthy
so
so
I
[ __ ]
he
told
me
what's
going
on
and
we
talked
about
a
little
bit
and
he
made
a
video
put
it
on
his
Instagram
I
[ __ ]
reposted
it
and
then
he
reposted
mine
bro
it
kept
going
it
was
like
Inception
I
was
like
how
many
times
do
we
reposed
the
thing
got
so
small
on
the
two-story
post
you
know
people
keep
proposing
to
keep
proposed
to
keeper
horses
like
those
Russian
dolls
hey
Russians
those
aren't
good
anymore
okay
you
know
those
[ __ ]
Russian
dolls
that
keep
coming
out
of
each
other
those
were
cool
in
the
1600s
it's
2019
I
get
that
it's
a
[ __ ]
fixture
lose
it
you
know
those
are
firewood
you
know
why
there's
iPads
Russian
dolls
dude
anyway
so
anyway
I
[ __ ]
I
met
DJ
premier
it
was
so
cool
he
was
leaving
Houston
and
I
forgot
he
was
from
Houston
because
I
think
of
him
as
a
New
York
guy
my
brothers
from
h-town
and
then
[ __ ]
bun
be
texted
me
told
me
yeah
I'm
coming
to
your
show
and
I
was
like
hell
yeah
I
got
him
tickets
you
know
and
then
bun
be
got
there
and
he
was
like
I'm
here
bro
and
then
I
was
like
come
on
back
came
back
and
[ __ ]
we
chilled
for
a
little
bit
so
what
my
point
is
I
hung
out
with
DJ
premier
and
also
bun
be
in
one
day
I'm
a
rapper
they
probably
should
put
me
in
one
of
those
[ __ ]
miniseries
documentaries
and
that
Netflix
do
be
like
yeah
well
you
know
when
I
was
in
Houston
one
day
I
hung
out
premiere
and
also
Bambi
and
that's
just
like
how
the
hip
hop
hip
hop
game
was
back
in
2019
Wow
imagine
if
it
cut
to
me
on
that
and
I
said
that
and
then
they'd
be
like
is
that
the
[ __ ]
guy
from
that
show
anyway
dude
but
it's
you
know
[ __ ]
bun
b
and
DZ
over
me
or
to
my
favorites
and
and
that's
what's
up
all
i
also
added
another
show
in
a
really
ontario
wherever
the
[ __ ]
that
is
even
though
it's
a
made-up
place
for
sure
that
would
be
a
place
in
like
it's
like
they
were
referred
to
in
Narnia
in
the
movie
Narnia
movies
and
they'd
be
like
it's
because
we're
all
trying
to
get
to
earlier
and
they'd
be
like
don't
speak
of
that
place
and
then
at
the
end
you
go
there
and
it's
realize
it
wasn't
what
you
thought
it
was
the
whole
time
and
but
it's
beautiful
anyway
we
shouldn't
play
an
Irvine
I'd
even
know
that
and
the
Pasadena
ice
house
Jesus
Christ
what
happened
to
that
boy
anyway
I
watch
the
Irishman
and
people
were
talking
about
how
fantastic
it
is
and
yeah
I
mean
Scorsese
really
can
make
a
[ __ ]
movie
huh
that's
what
you
realize
when
you
watch
that
movie
you'd
be
like
all
courses
you
could
really
make
a
[ __ ]
movie
huh
this
guy
just
killed
it
like
the
[ __ ]
sequences
and
[ __ ]
the
sequences
and
the
scenes
the
scenes
just
standing
alone
some
of
these
seams
just
went
like
Al
Pacino
and
Robert
De
Niro
talking
and
you're
like
goddamn
well
now
but
you
know
it's
just
like
oh
yeah
and
you're
just
like
you
know
he's
like
oh
that's
the
[ __ ]
scenes
and
then
Pesci
is
just
like
yeah
DeNooyer
just
oh
yeah
that's
the
scene
in
the
Irishman
that's
my
favorite
scene
in
the
Irishman
but
dude
the
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
is
so
and
then
the
other
guy
the
British
dude
that's
in
it
that
plays
the
[ __ ]
the
other
guy
the
guy
from
what's
that
[ __ ]
house
of
cards
but
in
that
1400s
the
HBO
show
Matt
says
it's
his
favorite
show
ever
Boardwalk
Empire
house
of
cards
in
the
1400
s
whatever
the
[ __ ]
that
move
show
us
that's
what
I
call
that
show
and
and
he's
just
like
and
I'm
like
this
guy's
British
how's
it
gonna
pull
off
a
[ __ ]
mobster
and
he
just
comes
in
he's
like
you
just
don't
understand
and
on
my
god
dammit
British
guys
British
actors
could
[ __ ]
play
a
white
British
guy
could
play
an
Asian
and
just
be
Asian
and
and
you'd
be
like
no
I
won't
make
up
hold
on
they'd
make
up
I've
got
acting
I've
got
acting
in
me
corner
or
donate
my
cup
I've
got
acting
in
me
corner
and
he'd
be
like
whoa
okay
and
he
would
come
on
this
on
the
set
he
would
just
be
like
Gordon
Jupiter
video
is
it
on
yeah
oh
god
no
you
got
nuts
order
and
they'd
be
like
Jesus
Christ
maybe
I
cut
maybe
like
oh
wow
that
was
a
good
one
I
can
go
another
take
of
something
like
that
okay
let's
get
touch-ups
Waldo
need
a
touch-up
I've
got
Achtung
in
me
corner
and
action
cut
always
crap
service
I
need
I
need
some
almonds
I
need
some
almonds
and
some
peanut
butter
anyway
watch
the
[ __ ]
Irishman
and
you
know
the
way
it
starts
is
a
Scorsese
alright
it's
like
you
know
when
we
started
like
one
of
those
[ __ ]
things
you
know
you
remember
Goodfellas
where
he
was
just
like
as
far
back
as
I
can
remember
I
always
wanted
to
be
a
gangster
man
my
lamb
you
know
yeah
whatever
the
[ __ ]
it
was
and
then
in
this
one
it's
just
like
hey
you
know
when
we
first
started
and
it
just
that's
how
I
[ __ ]
De
Niro
and
then
but
uh
yeah
I
watched
it
and
wrote
my
buddy
Sebastian
is
in
it
okay
this
Sebastian
Maniscalco
bro
I
knew
he
was
in
it
okay
but
when
you
see
him
in
it
you're
like
oh
dude
my
friends
in
a
[ __ ]
nut
Martin
Scorsese
movie
and
he's
[ __ ]
dude
got
sunglasses
and
he's
just
walking
around
dude
he's
acting
with
veneer
oh
oh
man
dude
it's
like
a
trip
he's
acting
without
Pacino
and
he's
doing
his
sebastian
[ __ ]
al
pacino's
like
[ __ ]
oh
yeah
and
Sebastian's
like
what
it's
[ __ ]
awesome
dude
anyway
I
was
watching
the
Irishman
and
I
was
thinking
about
how
Anna
Paquin
was
in
it
and
I
was
like
man
she's
kind
of
killing
it
in
my
head
I
was
like
man
she's
killing
it
and
she
doesn't
even
really
have
lines
you
know
and
I
was
like
that's
just
to
goes
to
show
you
is
you
don't
need
lines
to
be
a
good
actor
you
know
I'm
talking
about
and
and
and
I
was
looking
at
Twitter
I
think
is
this
dude
it's
yeah
good
okay
I
was
looking
at
Twitter
and
people
were
like
upset
that
Anna
Paquin
through
this
[ __ ]
kills
me
the
people
that
said
Anna
Pat
Anna
Paquin
only
had
seven
lines
in
the
Irishman
and
them
and
and
people
were
like
oh
it's
sexist
and
it's
like
so
hilarious
first
of
all
because
just
make
the
[ __ ]
movie
you
want
your
Martin
[ __ ]
Scorsese
well
what
do
you
think
martin
scorsees
gonna
make
a
movie
about
he's
gonna
make
a
movie
about
some
[ __ ]
old
gangsters
that's
so
he's
gonna
make
a
movie
about
okay
so
people
are
like
Oh
Anna
Paquin
was
in
an
Eames
you
only
had
seven
lines
first
of
all
she
auditioned
for
the
part
you
don't
get
Hollywood
okay
see
ya
the
gunk
yeah
all
right
now
also
the
movie
is
literally
about
one
of
the
main
parts
of
the
movie
is
about
a
dad
and
a
daughter
that
don't
have
a
good
relationship
and
don't
speak
to
each
other
so
how
the
[ __ ]
are
you
going
to
give
her
more
lines
when
that's
what
the
movies
about
people
are
so
[ __ ]
I
wrote
people
mad
that
Anna
Paquin
only
had
seven
lines
in
the
irishman
the
movies
about
how
De
Niro
wasn't
a
good
dad
and
didn't
talk
with
his
daughter
also
had
a
pack
was
still
killed
it
and
I
was
thinking
about
how
Anna
Paquin
was
killing
it
her
performance
was
true
acting
just
not
with
the
lines
dude
and
you
know
that's
hard
to
do
it's
so
late
like
there's
not
enough
[ __ ]
everything
they
reboot
is
with
women
anyway
dude
right
now
it's
like
Ghostbusters
and
[ __ ]
and
then
they
made
Charlie's
Angels
which
is
uh
you
know
[ __ ]
women
and
and
it
[ __ ]
bombed
I
can
tell
when
the
movies
gonna
bomb
dude
I
can't
wait
til
that
cats
movie
comes
out
bro
I
can't
wait
til
that
cats
movie
comes
out
that
[ __ ]
casting
of
the
cats
movie
is
the
most
atrocious
casting
of
all
time
dude
it's
hilarious
and
by
the
way
good
[ __ ]
actors
in
that
movie
just
the
way
it's
cast
and
how
put
together
it
is
bro
it's
such
a
jason
was
in
it
imagine
he's
in
it
just
like
that
[ __ ]
song
boo
boo
boo
wiggle
wiggle
with
it
boo
boo
and
he
just
goes
meow
wiggle
wiggle
wiggle
[ __ ]
oh
a
girl
comes
with
that
big
fat
cat
butt
meow
boo
boo
boo
boo
dude
[ __ ]
Jason
how
much
I
don't
know
if
this
is
true
or
not
but
if
JIT
but
Jason
Derulo's
whole
life
is
a
sprite
commercial
I
don't
give
a
[ __ ]
do
it
I
could
just
imagine
him
just
going
like
the
fact
that
Jason
Derulo
isn't
a
sprite
you
know
he's
in
a
spike
of
Mahjong
give
a
[ __ ]
he's
got
to
be
in
a
sprite
Khmers
if
he's
not
in
sprite
commercial
he's
in
the
sprite
commercial
he
I've
never
seen
someone
who
would
more
be
in
a
[ __ ]
sprite
commercial
than
Jason
Derulo
like
not
in
the
coke
commercial
you
know
but
like
well
okay
they
want
me
to
do
sprite
sure
wiggle
wiggle
with
it
bro
how
you
make
a
song
about
a
big
fat
butt
Beatles
Beatles
are
rolling
over
in
the
group
Beatles
songs
[ __ ]
suck
to
you
though
you
know
Beatles
songs
[ __ ]
they're
just
like
we
live
in
a
yellow
submarine
all
right
dude
[ __ ]
people
love
the
Beatles
bro
and
they're
just
like
Lucy
in
the
Sky
with
Diamonds
and
people
are
like
oh
but
it's
about
LSD
oh
really
oh
yeah
okay
John
Lennon
is
the
[ __ ]
though
that
imagine
song
I
mean
it's
a
disrespectful
but
John
Lennon
is
the
[ __ ]
I
remember
when
I
was
a
kid
I
saw
a
[ __ ]
movie
called
backbeat
about
the
Beatles
with
my
parents
and
Ringo
was
only
in
like
two
scenes
and
after
the
[ __ ]
movie
I
said
to
my
dad
I
said
hey
imagine
you
were
in
you
you
you
were
an
actor
and
you
got
the
part
of
Ringo
and
you're
like
hey
guys
I'm
gonna
be
in
a
movie
about
the
Beatles
and
I
play
Ringo
people
would
be
like
so
[ __ ]
like
excited
and
then
you're
only
in
two
scenes
and
then
my
dad
laughed
and
it
made
me
feel
so
[ __ ]
good
and
because
I
love
to
make
my
parents
laugh
all
the
time
and
that's
probably
why
I'm
a
comedian
so
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when
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okay
he
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didn't
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alright
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remember
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ex
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actually
she
ended
up
divorcing
but
she
got
me
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it
took
a
picture
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brother
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my
mom
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her
those
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sucks
dude
anyway
times
have
changed
because
over
the
last
few
years
Stan's
has
completely
changed
the
reputation
of
socks
that's
awesome
dude
they
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piece
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the
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jason
Derulo's
and
cats
bro
you
understand
what
I'm
saying
let's
look
up
this
[ __ ]
cats
the
movie
first
of
all
don't
make
cats
the
movie
and
let
me
tell
you
why
because
cats
the
musical
[ __ ]
sucks
that's
why
oh
really
[ __ ]
Perry
go
hack
what
is
the
[ __ ]
thing
Perrigo
hats
what
the
[ __ ]
today's
Jellicle
Jellicle
cats
oh
yeah
see
ya
oh
really
Jellicle
cats
see
ya
oh
are
you
on
[ __ ]
Lucy
in
the
Sky
with
Diamonds
when
you
wrote
this
see
ya
dude
Jellicle
cats
you
understand
what
I'm
saying
and
Jason
Derulo
was
like
yup
are
you
[ __ ]
out
of
your
mind
world
Jason
Derulo
said
Jellicle
cats
sign
me
up
hey
dude
that
whole
thing
is
[ __ ]
utter
nonsense
imagine
going
to
see
a
matinee
of
cats
good
stay
in
the
car
if
you
[ __ ]
drive
to
cats
for
a
matinee
stay
in
the
parking
lot
in
the
car
and
just
make
[ __ ]
up
in
your
head
it'll
be
way
[ __ ]
better
dude
I
would
never
see
that
movie
[ __ ]
cats
dude
they
try
to
make
it
all
like
[ __ ]
woo
cats
and
then
[ __ ]
what's-her-name
just
like
on
the
[ __ ]
with
her
[ __ ]
human
nails
and
[ __ ]
what's
your
[ __ ]
name
taylor
swift
bro
you
know
focus
on
getting
your
catalog
back
focus
on
getting
your
catalog
back
don't
make
a
movie
what
are
you
doing
taylor
swift
focus
on
getting
you
Cadillac
back
from
Scooter
Braun
Scooter
Braun
how
Scooter
Braun
not
in
the
1940s
hey
what's
up
how
you
doing
I'd
like
the
manager
my
name
is
scooter
scooter
Braun
hey
how
are
ya
he
is
a
[ __ ]
hat
he'd
have
a
hat
with
like
one
of
those
[ __ ]
feathers
in
it
hey
how
you
doing
kiddo
yeah
you
look
really
talented
how
old
are
you
one
at
the
poopy
well
you're
gonna
grow
up
to
be
a
superstar
I'm
scoot
it's
good
Ron
would
you
like
to
go
see
a
matinee
what
is
it
it's
a
bunch
of
[ __ ]
cats
running
around
it's
[ __ ]
absolutely
ridiculous
you'd
rather
stay
in
a
car
come
on
let's
go
get
you
some
popcorn
and
Olli
pops
let's
go
you're
gonna
be
a
big
star
one
day
when
in
90
years
because
that's
when
you'll
grow
up
you're
so
young
you're
negative
[ __ ]
40
did
you
come
how
it
just
walks
up
to
a
pregnant
lady
hello
well
I
can
tell
you
some
gonna
be
a
big
star
what
hey
Peyton
all
right
yeah
yeah
sons
Got
Talent
I
don't
even
if
it's
a
boy
or
a
girl
yet
I
shut
the
[ __ ]
up
you
stupid
[ __ ]
let's
go
I'm
scooter
on
uh
yeah
dude
wow
I
can't
wait
to
see
cats
I
would
never
see
cats
do
it
I
would
never
see
cats
dude
of
oh
the
people
that
are
in
it
are
suck
air
I've
never
been
a
more
s
set
of
course
[ __ ]
cast
in
my
life
I
cannot
[ __ ]
believe
the
people
in
counts
let's
just
roll
down
the
people
in
cats
okay
Taylor
Swift
Taylor
Swift
is
playing
bumble
arena
see
ya
the
name
see
ya
dude
the
names
I
dude
okay
let
me
tell
you
some
of
course
if
Hollywood
asked
me
to
be
in
cats
I
would
be
in
[ __ ]
cats
do
you
know
why
because
I
want
to
be
in
cats
however
right
under
that
if
my
agent
if
my
manager
Josh
Lieberman
called
me
an
it
was
like
okay
look
there's
weren't
cat
I
was
wearing
cats
okay
first
of
all
the
way
josh
says
cats
it's
definitely
spelled
ki
TZ
right
cat
I
mean
cats
all
right
Judy
all
right
kind
of
swift
vehicle
like
they
have
to
put
in
there
and
they
want
you
plant
it's
like
stay
up
comedian
cat
you
know
he
was
like
I
understand
it
jump
is
the
part
is
[ __ ]
rum
tum
te
dum
you
know
the
Rose
Room
something
to
like
Thomas
I'm
page
75
looking
it
one
go
ham
but
okay
anyway
and
and
I
would
be
in
it
but
dude
I
would
I
would
be
like
hey
Josh
Karl
Hollywood
back
not
being
in
cats
but
I
would
be
in
cats
anyway
Taylor
Swift
is
bumble
Erina
SIA
LSD
Jennifer
Hudson
is
in
it
a
leg
of
court
you
could
guess
this
cast
and
she
plays
Grizabella
hey
just
call
these
[ __ ]
cats
ELISA
and
[ __ ]
James
Corden
plays
[ __ ]
what
is
the
name
here
it
won't
it
won't
show
bustopher
a
transformer
what's
the
name
bustopher
jones
dude
dude
that
is
such
a
[ __ ]
song
that
would
be
buy
what's
that
what's
that
group
what's
that
as
adam
duritz
what's
that
group
crown
and
crows
would
make
a
song
called
Buster
for
Jones
dude
oh
yeah
but
what's
that
[ __ ]
long
December
yeah
that's
what
I
saw
he
would
be
like
[ __ ]
what's
the
one
more
night
in
Hollywood
where
you
met
bustopher
jones
that's
mister
that's
[ __ ]
bustopher
jones
and
it's
called
outside
um
II
just
Elba's
in
it
that's
the
only
one
to
me
that
is
like
doesn't
make
much
sense
in
this
movie
Macca
vide
of
okay
the
next
two
are
the
s
so
much
people
that
would
be
in
the
movie
cats
they
would
literally
like
a
real
talking
cat
would
get
over
they
would
be
like
well
it's
between
you
and
a
real
can
cat
and
be
like
an
you
got
it
because
of
course
you're
gonna
be
in
this
[ __ ]
movie
because
it's
you
okay
a
real
talking
cat
would
be
like
but
I'm
a
real
talking
cat
and
they'd
be
like
sorry
gotta
give
it
to
Judi
Dench
dude
Judi
Dench's
in
cats
course
and
Ian
McKellen
rebel
Wilson
course
and
then
[ __ ]
I'm
sorry
but
the
one
that
makes
the
most
sense
is
Jason
Derulo
yeah
it's
just
so
funny
to
me
that
goddamn
Jason
Derulo's
and
the
movie
cats
that
I'm
gonna
rip
my
[ __ ]
dick
off
I
mean
dude
Jason
Derulo
imagine
Jason
Duke
I
cannot
wait
to
look
up
[ __ ]
red
carpet
pictures
of
Jason
Derulo
at
the
movie
at
the
[ __ ]
cats
premiere
I
cannot
[ __ ]
wait
to
see
the
for
real
horseshit
he's
wearing
dude
and
I'd
be
like
what
are
you
doing
what
I'm
just
wiggling
with
it
dude
and
like
it
wants
it
come
out
dude
I've
talked
about
cats
in
this
[ __ ]
thing
it
comes
out
soon
right
it's
a
good
for
sure
Christmas
movie
well
is
this
movie
for
kids
dude
it's
so
creepy
if
I
was
a
kid
this
is
how
I'd
be
like
when
my
mom
said
hey
you
want
to
go
see
cats
I
go
like
this
know
what
it's
for
kids
I
go
like
this
now
why
Kelly
Kelly
you
don't
want
to
go
in
no
I'll
stay
in
the
car
you
go
see
it
it's
too
caring
I'll
stay
in
this
stroller
you
guarantee
always
to
carry
but
Jason
Derulo's
in
it
that's
[ __ ]
antic
Nicholas
but
Judi
Dench
is
in
it
course
she
is
James
Corden
plays
bustopher
jones
that's
that's
a
that's
Counting
Crows
song
Jennifer
Hudson's
in
it
does
she
preggers
are
about
that
makes
sense
Taylor
Swift
is
in
it
ballerina
curse
and
they're
gonna
go
to
see
stupid
jela
Kirk
has
negotiated
Jellicle
cat
you
made
me
go
see
the
musical
I
hate
that
[ __ ]
Despero
that's
right
in
for
that
was
rodent
the
people
who
rode
hours
under
LSD
and
in
1980s
they
poop
it
okay
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the
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app
of
the
log
cabin
let's
look
at
the
cats
trailer
dude
I
know
we've
seen
it
but
we
got
to
see
it
again
do
it
wiggle
wiggle
with
me
meow
meow
meow
meow
cats
movie
no
I
rather
stay
in
the
car
and
poop
my
pants
and
just
have
should
have
died
for
40
hours
but
no
buts
[ __ ]
say
how
fun
but
it's
a
universal
pick
they
make
good
movies
but
this
one's
a
weird
one
[Music]
I'm
sorry
dude
the
cat's
got
a
[ __ ]
top
hat
I'm
out
okay
I
mean
talk
about
Jellicle
what
talk
about
Jellicle
III
cannot
[ __ ]
believe
that
jason
Derulo's
in
this
movie
dude
I
swear
to
God
at
the
end
of
this
movie
the
cat
goes
meow
and
you
go
what's
that
in
your
cat
pocket
and
pulls
out
a
sprite
and
he
goes
good
wiggle
wiggle
with
it
so
beautiful
[Music]
Wow
there's
a
[ __ ]
thing
in
the
back
it
says
milk
bar
mac
is
your
[ __ ]
human
cat
little
there
little
for
a
new
life
that's
me
twirling
cats
in
a
room
that's
so
ornate
they've
got
ears
that
are
on
top
of
their
heads
but
also
somehow
it's
not
uncomfortable
then
no
wear
hats
James
Corden
of
course
and
judi
dench
of
course
and
also
of
course
Jason
Derulo
drinking
spray
he
dress
Elba
for
some
reason
Jennifer
Hudson
remember
her
Ian
McKellen
is
indeed
naturally
Taylor
Swift
vehicle
and
rebel
Wilson
does
stuff
like
falls
down
and
stuff
does
this
say
inter
doesn't
have
the
nerve
to
say
introducing
someone
no
no
no
no
that's
a
joke
right
that
didn't
say
that
did
it
it's
introducing
some
it's
introducing
an
actor
bro
I
haven't
seen
that
in
years
dude
haven't
seen
that
since
like
a
[ __ ]
Sundance
movie
and
when
Sundance
first
came
and
introducing
Edie
burns
dude
and
this
[ __ ]
goddamn
movie
cats
is
get
the
nerve
oh
my
god
dude
introducing
Francesca
Hayward
dude
I'm
sorry
I
left
so
hard
on
my
[ __ ]
throw
up
and
I'm
not
even
joking
bro
introducing
Francesca
Hayward
and
then
it
shows
her
mostly
a
cat
just
say
introducing
another
cat
that's
like
[ __ ]
that's
like
when
they
do
Johnny
Depp
in
Rango
and
you're
like
he's
just
it's
a
cartoon
lizard
you
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
Johnny
Depp's
not
in
it
that's
a
lizard
with
a
suitcase
a
dude
that
drives
me
nuts
when
they
do
that
when
it's
like
it's
a
cartoon
and
they're
like
[ __ ]
dude
Oh
for
[ __ ]
sake
man
and
introducing
Oh
actually
never
mind
it's
a
[ __ ]
cat
[Music]
director
of
lemon
is
robbing
the
king
speech
draw
that
movie
woman
ramp
went
[ __ ]
what's-his-name
Colin
Firth
when
he's
just
like
dude
that
movie
ripped
when
that
guy
didn't
win
the
Oscar
for
that
bro
he
won
the
Oscar
for
that
close-up
when
he
was
like
I
wrote
that
[ __ ]
bro
if
I
was
in
that
movie
oh
[ __ ]
I
would
have
killed
that
[ __ ]
reading
the
thing
iiiiii
bro
that
movie
ripped
this
directors
good
as
[ __ ]
shut
up
you're
[ __ ]
in
sell
butters
look
at
this
look
at
this
what
it
just
said
I
don't
even
know
and
from
Andy
blank
and
booba
they're
making
up
the
bro
bro
what's
happening
dude
and
from
Andy
Blanken
Bueller
choreograph
choreographer
of
Hamilton
[ __ ]
dude
you
made
that
[ __ ]
up
you
made
that
name
up
dude
you
know
what
you
made
it
up
because
the
names
of
the
cats
are
so
[ __ ]
wacky
that
we're
like
yeah
they're
like
it's
it's
Andy
blank
it's
Andy
blank
and
they're
like
it's
it's
gonna
look
weird
in
the
credits
make
it
a
different
thing
and
some
guy
was
just
like
Andy
blank
and
Bueller
and
they're
like
yeah
it
looks
like
weird
dude
it
looks
like
weird
[ __ ]
James
Corden
is
playing
bus
stop
McHenry
James
James
Henry
is
playing
bus
stop
makuta
kulli
dude
the
[ __ ]
late-night
host
is
playing
bus
stop
Jones
we
got
a
[ __ ]
it
can't
be
any
blank
Andrew
Lloyd
Webber
and
TS
Eliot
[Music]
Wow
eager
Salva
[Music]
or
they
have
hats
on
what
look
at
that
that's
the
best
that
line
the
next
line
that
cut
it
but
the
next
the
next
the
next
line
they
cut
it
but
the
next
line
is
a
[ __ ]
course
I'm
a
[ __ ]
I'm
a
small
car
I'm
a
cap
of
a
[ __ ]
hat
on
[ __ ]
that
was
the
next
line
they
cut
it
for
the
pigeon
look
at
this
how
much
[ __ ]
a
song
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
Jason
Derulo
want
you
our
trailers
always
go
quiet
right
before
they
end
it'll
be
like
and
then
it'll
go
[Music]
kept
cats
this
holiday
season
you'll
believe
bro
[ __ ]
uh
göran
bros
Gorin
bros
[ __ ]
sent
me
some
hats
the
bro
send
me
a
deagle
these
[ __ ]
guys
sent
me
a
like
a
cap
a
cap
bro
butters
what
the
[ __ ]
was
that
butters
just
when
my
butters
come
here
come
here
are
you
okay
come
here
buddy
good
boy
good
boy
doing
what
I
say
always
good
boy
just
[ __ ]
man
anyway
anyway
they
sent
me
a
[ __ ]
baseball
hat
and
it
has
a
[ __ ]
wiener
dog
on
it
and
I
wouldn't
want
to
[ __ ]
deagle
a
whole
episode
you
understand
me
I
would
want
to
[ __ ]
Charlie
goodnight
the
whole
episode
my
scooter
broad
pressure
wouldn't
even
been
better
hey
how's
it
going
I'm
Scooter
Braun
your
kids
a
superstar
what
are
you
talking
about
my
kid
I
made
yeah
but
you're
gonna
grow
up
and
you're
gonna
get
pregnant
and
then
you're
gonna
have
a
kid
I
can
tell
he's
a
superstar
already
what's
he
gonna
do
I'm
gonna
boss
drums
on
him
on
he's
to
make
up
a
give
him
[ __ ]
two
sticks
in
a
[ __ ]
pan
[ __ ]
gonna
stand
I'm
screwed
Braun
um
every
time
I
[ __ ]
talk
about
somebody
day
I
get
in
trouble
dead
[ __ ]
right
back
like
oh
yeah
we
heard
about
the
[ __ ]
Gorham
bros
scooter
Braun's
gonna
[ __ ]
to
eat
me
now
hmm
dude
I'm
sorry
but
cats
bro
oh
wow
they
talked
about
it
on
h3
the
cat's
movie
trailers
a
nightmare
they
say
you
know
what's
weird
is
sometimes
they
don't
have
the
what
do
you
call
it
the
the
the
CGI'd
all
done
until
the
movie
like
they
won't
have
it
done
on
the
trailer
and
they
will
have
it
done
in
the
movie
so
maybe
that's
what's
up
but
Universal
Pictures
you
know
they
come
somebody
wrote
on
the
comments
under
it
this
is
what
the
people
in
the
bird
box
saw
before
they
died
that's
hilarious
memories
nothing
more
than
memories
you
know
we
got
some
memories
we've
got
memories
were
saying
well
how
many
memories
would
you
like
to
purchase
memories
are
about
950
but
if
you
get
to
we'll
give
you
a
[ __ ]
deal
[Applause]
[Music]
three
four
man
3
you
can
buy
a
dozen
and
we'll
charge
you
for
dead
[ __ ]
memories
what
if
in
the
middle
of
cats
it
went
off
the
rails
and
that's
the
song
that
happened
you
understand
how
[ __ ]
that
will
be
my
favorite
movie
do
you
understand
you
don't
do
it
you
[ __ ]
don't
and
they'll
just
keep
making
the
same
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
grow
some
[ __ ]
balls
and
[ __ ]
bastardize
some
[ __ ]
man
I'll
never
be
in
another
movie
again
after
this
[ __ ]
up
I
guess
but
you
know
maybe
Netflix
Netflix
[ __ ]
seems
to
employ
a
boy
and
I
told
him
to
[ __ ]
write
more
shirts
off
scenes
in
him
in
it
and
they
were
like
you
got
it
and
they
send
me
the
signs
and
I'm
ripping
through
the
[ __ ]
jungle
with
my
shirts
off
dude
I
just
want
to
be
in
a
movie
where
I'm
just
like
I'm
so
young
dude
but
uh
yeah
so
I
was
gonna
talk
about
that
and
I
was
going
to
talk
about
what
is
up
dude
with
what
and
I
gotta
say
like
I
don't
know
much
about
politics
I
really
don't
I
don't
know
much
about
politics
I
don't
but
and
I
you
know
I
don't
like
to
talk
about
mm-hmm
I
don't
like
to
talk
about
how
you
know
Trump
is
just
a
[ __ ]
lunatic
you
know
he
is
naturally
I
don't
talk
about
it
that
much
because
I
just
I
stay
out
of
politics
this
is
not
political
okay
what
the
[ __ ]
is
Joe
Biden
ever
saying
okay
what
is
he
saying
I
mean
my
dad
is
his
age
and
my
dad
has
never
said
anything
about
let
me
just
go
to
this
clip
sure
I
saw
that
made
me
aware
when
I
was
in
law
school
proudly
for
Holloway
okay
probably
for
your
dad
first
african-american
state
senator
in
the
state
of
in
the
state
of
Delaware
everything
about
there
we
go
okay
good
good
good
nice
class
Oh
see
when
off
the
teleprompter
went
off
the
[ __ ]
that
was
designed
what
he
was
going
to
say
all
of
his
handlers
right
now
we're
going
like
this
right
now
in
the
back
of
course
to
stick
to
the
plan
wasn't
okay
but
when
he
says
by
the
way
when
Joe
Biden
says
by
the
way
more
like
it's
like
that's
like
when
superimposed
when
he
says
by
the
way
[ __ ]
the
planes
flying
into
the
[ __ ]
Twin
Towers
like
that's
what
it
is
superimposed
polling
just
going
down
and
down
and
down
by
the
what
by
though
you
know
first
African
American
we
love
everybody
and
this
and
that
by
the
way
by
the
way
okay
and
by
the
way
you
know
I
should
understand
and
to
get
hot
I
got
I
got
hairy
legs
what
you
said
that
where
the
[ __ ]
is
this
going
now
when
somebody
says
something
as
wacky
as
[ __ ]
as
that
when
you're
talking
politics
and
when
you're
running
for
president
okay
and
you
just
die
vert
all
right
you
just
show
up
to
the
pool
party
with
a
speedo
on
right
and
everyone's
like
whoa
what's
going
on
you
better
have
something
in
store
like
it's
a
[ __ ]
the
end
of
an
M
night
Shyamalan
movie
okay
you
better
be
this
guy
you
better
have
the
deck
stacked
but
Joe
Biden
is
just
jumping
out
of
the
plane
with
Skittles
and
then
people
are
like
why
you
got
those
skittles
he's
like
well
cuz
you
can
eat
them
on
the
way
down
and
you're
like
but
you're
gonna
die
one
and
then
you
open
up
your
chute
and
he's
just
like
but
his
last
taste
and
you're
like
that
guy
didn't
think
it
out
did
he
you're
jumping
out
of
a
plane
with
a
[ __ ]
pocket
full
of
Skittles
you
[ __ ]
okay
let
me
just
go
back
first
of
all
he
knows
he's
[ __ ]
up
already
but
he's
into
it
and
he's
like
I
could
do
it
it's
an
ego
thing
because
he's
got
he's
stuttering
she's
like
I
uh
he's
already
knows
he
shouldn't
say
the
hairy
legs
thing
but
but
it's
like
I'm
Joe
Biden
I
made
it
this
far
hairy
legs
that
turn
that
that
turned
blonde
in
the
Sun
is
this
a
[ __ ]
Daniel
Bedingfield
song
I
got
I
got
I
got
I
got
I
got
hairy
legs
that
turn
that
turn
about
blonde
in
the
Sun
and
the
kids
used
to
come
up
and
reach
in
the
pool
and
rub
my
leg
down
so
it
was
trained
and
then
watch
the
hair
come
back
up
again
okay
they
look
at
it
so
I
learned
about
roaches
I
learned
about
kids
jumping
on
my
lap
and
I've
loved
kids
jumping
on
my
lap
and
I
tell
you
what
the
men
they're
now
all
men
the
guys
that
work
with
down
here
and
they're
all
guys
at
the
time
they're
all
good
men
most
of
them
made
a
loft
lot
of
themselves
and
Earl
Larkin
had
a
rough
time
in
some
of
you
knew
Earl
I'd
if
I
came
back
as
a
public
defender
what
you
just
said
is
one
of
the
most
insanely
idiotic
things
I
have
ever
heard
this
[ __ ]
thing
from
what
do
you
call
it
what
is
it
from
some
7lu
Billy
Madison
God
I
mean
just
wow
just
wow
I
got
hairy
legs
and
I
used
to
be
in
a
pool
and
I
used
to
be
in
a
pool
and
I
would
and
I
would
have
kids
and
the
kids
would
would
be
in
a
pool
and
they
would
they
would
rub
my
legs
down
and
to
straight
to
straighten
the
hair
and
then
they
would
let
that
let
it
go
and
they
would
and
they
would
watch
it
and
the
hair
would
just
curl
up
okay
so
I
know
about
roaches
ah
a
lot
so
and
I
love
having
kids
on
my
lap
but
you're
running
for
president
so
you
can't
say
that
stuff
the
thing
is
though
no
the
thing
is
though
you're
jumping
out
of
an
airplane
with
a
pocket
full
of
Skittles
then
you're
jumping
out
of
a
plane
with
a
pack
full
of
them
skin
off
just
like
that
[ __ ]
Alanis
Morissette
song
dude
Jason
Derulo
as
in
cats
[ __ ]
dude
that
song
wiggle
wiggle
wiggle
oh
my
god
it's
hilarious
he's
got
to
be
in
a
sprite
commercial
dude
jason
Derulo's
in
a
sprite
I
don't
give
a
[ __ ]
I'm
looking
Derulo
sprite
100%
jason
Derulo's
oh
he's
not
OK
I'm
pissed
he
is
though
we
all
know
that
deep
down
we
all
know
that
he's
in
a
sprite
commercial
deep
down
did
he
get
the
coke
commercial
did
get
the
coke
commercial
oh
he's
in
a
[ __ ]
no
no
he's
not
a
coke
commercial
the
coca-cola
anthem
for
2018
he
performs
colors
the
coca-cola
anthem
but
he
wasn't
in
a
coke
commercial
okay
I
mean
technically
maybe
it
is
a
coke
commercial
dude
Jason
Derulo
man
it's
a
handsome
[ __ ]
though
huh
how
much
has
he
had
sex
with
[ __ ]
four
different
women
and
that's
it
he's
just
like
well
you
know
I
like
to
treat
them
you
know
and
girls
are
just
like
can
you
just
oh
my
god
this
song
do
it
wiggle
these
are
the
lyrics
go
up
all
the
way
hey
dude
I
love
when
rapper
a
Oh
Jason
say
something
to
a
highlighter
I
got
one
question
how
do
you
fit
it
all
in
them
jeans
you
know
what
to
do
with
that
big
fat
butt
wiggle
wiggle
wiggle
what's
what's
better
this
or
[ __ ]
cats
for
real
like
by
TS
Eliot
I
bet
TS
Eliot
would
be
like
uh-huh
your
booty
like
two
planets
ah
juvenile
I
mean
that's
like
some
[ __ ]
hey
what
do
you
think
of
it
what
do
you
think
you
need
a
new
teacher
she
got
booty
and
I
lost
like
two
planets
she
got
booted
he
looks
like
two
planets
really
yeah
it
looks
like
she
got
Mars
on
the
left
and
and
Pluto
on
the
right
she
got
two
planets
in
her
jeans
and
I
put
my
face
on
it
what
does
it
eat
it
eat
it
love
it
hate
it
up
okay
well
yeah
bro
damn
dude
okay
I
[ __ ]
it's
good
we're
good
we
did
it
Wow
that
flew
by
you
know
what
to
do
with
that
big
fat
butt
so
dick
suck
controlling
yeah
I
imagine
you
said
that
to
your
wife
you
know
what
to
do
with
your
big
fat
butt
right
you
know
what
to
do
with
it
right
what
wiggle
it
excuse
me
I
don't
know
when
I
when
I
used
to
being
pools
I
used
to
be
in
pools
and
kids
would
come
up
and
they'd
be
under
the
water
and
I
would
hold
them
there
and
they
would
they
would
they
would
show
they
would
they
would
they
would
put
their
hands
down
my
legs
and
this
is
the
thing
about
this
is
not
sexual
and
the
interesting
thing
too
is
I've
been
accused
also
of
like
doing
things
like
whispering
sweet
nothings
into
eleven-year-old
in
their
ears
but
right
now
this
is
nothing
to
do
with
that
this
is
the
kids
I'll
hold
him
underwater
they
they
put
they
rub
my
legs
and
at
the
end
and
and
the
hair
goes
straight
and
then
they
let
the
the
leg
they
they
let
their
hands
go
out
they
take
them
off
my
legs
and
that's
the
part
of
like
the
least
right
because
I
like
their
hands
on
my
legs
but
they
release
them
and
then
the
hair
curls
up
like
a
like
in
a
wreck
like
a
boat
like
a
so
the
it
curls
up
like
a
boner
like
like
what
you'd
get
if
you
saw
if
you
were
just
like
saw
somebody
that
you
were
attracted
to
but
I'm
not
trying
to
kid
so
the
things
that
the
hair
will
just
curl
up
right
like
a
clitoris
if
you
know
and
and
it
will
curl
up
and
and
so
I
know
about
roaches
I
got
question
dude
quick
question
[Laughter]
yeah
I'll
take
questions
from
there
you
go
there's
a
reporter
right
there
I
know
you
haven't
seen
you
for
a
long
time
what's
your
question
oh
yes
Mr
Bond
I
just
have
one
question
about
the
the
what
you
just
said
there
um
looks
at
his
notes
butters
if
you
growl
butters
don't
growl
butters
you're
an
in
cell
dude
we're
going
off
on
that
man
butter
isn't
[ __ ]
butters
come
here
butters
come
here
come
here
butters
come
on
attaboy
okay
good
well
you
guys
here
we
go
that's
it
download
the
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the
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the
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every
now
and
then
I
go
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I
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and
you
guys
what's
up
and
a
taxi
guys
I
took
two
guys
video
as
a
text
guys
stuff
like
that
and
all
that
[ __ ]
by
merch
at
Crystal
historic
chris
chris
d'elia
calm
and
that's
the
[ __ ]
and
Peoria
Peoria
Chacon
Chicago
Marilia
I'm
coming
over
Ilya
Chicago
Irvine
Pasadena
West
Palm
Beach
Las
Vegas
Nevada
go
get
your
tickets
now
and
my
Netflix
specials
coming
out
in
a
few
months
so
that's
what's
up
you
guys
have
a
good
have
a
good
have
a
good
day
and
remember
you
know
I
used
to
sit
I
would
be
in
a
pool
and
and
with
whole
kids
underwater
mob
I
see
have
a
good
one


this
is
our
brand
spanking
new
digital
dash
and
it's
pretty
sweet
except
for
the
fact
that
installing
it
meant
that
we
had
to
pull
out
our
old
gauges
which
housed
our
oil
pressure
and
our
fuel
level
and
those
are
kind
of
important
so
today
we're
going
to
install
an
aftermarket
oil
pressure
sensor
and
wire
it
to
our
standalone
ecu
and
we're
going
to
teach
the
dash
to
monitor
our
fuel
level
again
i
don't
think
it's
going
to
be
very
hard
but
i've
been
wrong
before
so
let's
go
find
out
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have
no
stake
in
what
policy
you
choose
so
whether
you're
looking
to
save
an
average
of
440
a
year
on
your
policy
or
simply
get
the
most
bang
for
your
buck
the
zebra
has
got
your
back
so
take
it
from
me
a
donut
host
eating
a
donut
while
a
car
does
donuts
that
you'll
be
thankful
you
found
a
friend
like
the
zebra
head
on
over
to
the
zebra.com
money
pit
and
start
comparing
your
options
today
and
enjoy
the
last
few
seconds
of
this
bizarre
slow-motion
modernist
piece
of
cinema
while
the
tagline
plays
over
top
[Music]
now
if
you've
been
watching
the
show
for
a
while
you
may
remember
when
we
replaced
our
analog
gauges
with
that
ddefi
digital
dash
now
we
buy
that
thing
for
about
700
bucks
which
isn't
very
cheap
but
the
cool
thing
about
it
is
that
it
connects
directly
to
our
megasquirt
standalone
ecu
so
we
can
tell
our
dash
all
sorts
of
engine
vitals
in
case
you
didn't
know
engine
vitals
are
kind
of
important
but
that
brings
us
to
today
we
lost
our
oil
pressure
which
is
the
ultimate
engine
vital
when
we
removed
our
stock
gauges
so
today
we
got
to
get
oil
pressure
back
in
front
of
our
eyeballs
which
means
installing
an
aftermarket
sensor
and
wiring
it
into
our
mega
square
ecu
and
then
making
it
come
up
on
the
dash
but
that's
going
to
be
the
last
thing
we're
going
to
do
because
i
think
it's
going
to
take
the
most
time
we're
going
to
knock
out
a
few
easier
things
first
we're
going
to
fix
the
refresh
rate
to
get
the
lag
that
we're
seeing
out
of
there
then
we're
gonna
get
our
gps
speedo
working
and
then
we're
gonna
work
on
our
fuel
level
and
then
once
we're
done
with
all
that
we
will
install
the
oil
pressure
sensor
and
then
finally
the
piece
de
resistance
we're
gonna
put
a
bezel
over
the
thing
so
it
doesn't
look
half
done
i
can't
wait
that's
been
bugging
me
forever
so
let's
get
into
it
now
as
far
as
difficulties
concerned
i
don't
think
this
is
going
to
be
that
difficult
of
a
job
there
is
going
to
be
a
fair
amount
of
work
involved
since
we're
doing
a
handful
of
things
but
most
of
it's
going
to
be
easy
i'm
sure
there's
going
to
be
some
head
scratching
involved
with
actually
getting
the
ecu
to
read
the
correct
values
but
i'm
positive
we
can
tackle
it
although
something
does
always
tend
to
come
up
so
we'll
see
[Music]
so
first
i'm
going
to
start
the
car
up
so
we
can
look
at
kind
of
how
laggy
the
rpms
are
right
now
so
as
i
blip
the
throttle
take
a
look
at
the
revs
and
you'll
see
that
they
kind
of
lag
it's
a little
chunky
[Music]
you
see
it's
lagging
behind
it's
not
quite
in
real
time
so
we
need
to
update
that
it's
called
the
lag
factor
go
figure
and
that
should
look
a
lot
smoother
let's
do
that
first
all
right
so
to
update
the
lag
factor
i'm
just
going
to
go
into
basic
load
settings
then
general
settings
so
as
we
go
into
fixing
this
and
see
how
relatively
easy
it
is
you
might
be
wondering
why
i
didn't
do
that
the
first
time
around
and
honestly
just
because
i
didn't
know
what
to
do
i
emailed
the
owner
of
the
company
that
makes
this
dash
and
he
sent
me
a
whole
bunch
of
info
on
how
to
get
all
the
little
kinks
worked
out
so
that's
super
helpful
and
is
going
to
make
this
way
easier
than
if
i
was
just
poking
around
trying
to
figure
it
out
so
i
think
we're
going
to
be
able
to
make
this
happen
with
little
to
no
drama
okay
that
does
seem
to
be
staying
with
the
rpms
better
before
the
tac
was
chasing
the
actual
engine's
rpms
but
now
with
the
lag
factor
bumped
up
there's
still
a
touch
of
a
lag
but
it's
a
lot
quicker
i
think
this
is
going
to
be
usable
so
that's
one
thing
done
now
let's
get
the
gps
speedo
working
that
should
be
just
as
easy
that
shows
that
you
do
a
you
probably
have
the
antenna
hooked
up
it's
a
little
obstructed
i
mean
is
plastic
too
much
for
it
to
get
through
possibly
um
i've
run
across
these
shoes
with
that
actually
happening
and
everything
a
lot
of
people
aim
it
on
some
of
uh
even
our
own
test
vehicles
we
do
put
it
on
the
dash
cell
can
always
point
through
the
windshield
okay
for
the
sky
itself
so
you
should
be
good
to
go
sick
awesome
man
i
appreciate
it
all
right
now
that
we
got
the
speedo
thing
figured
out
with
a
little
bit
of
head
scratching
it's
time
to
tackle
the
fuel
level
oh
jesus
so
the
first
thing
we
got
to
do
is
find
the
factory
wire
that
goes
to
the
fuel
level
sender
in
the
tank
the
thing
that
tells
the
gauge
how
much
fuel
we
got
so
one
of
these
four
wires
was
responsible
for
sending
the
fuel
level
to
the
stock
gauges
so
now
i
just
got
to
figure
out
which
of
the
four
wires
it
is
to
do
that
i'm
going
to
look
at
the
stock
gauges
real
quick
okay
so
here
we
go
so
there
are
two
connectors
on
the
back
of
these
gauges
and
conveniently
all
of
the
contacts
on
these
connectors
are
labeled
all
i
got
to
do
is
look
at
all
the
labels
and
find
the
one
that
says
fuel
and
it
is
right
over
yonder
okay
so
fuel
goes
to
pin
a
on
the
driver's
side
connector
okay
so
now
that
we
see
that
there
we're
gonna
go
check
the
connector
that's
dangling
where
these
gauges
were
and
we're
gonna
check
for
continuity
between
pin
a
and
one
of
the
four
wires
on
the
connector
easy
enough
to
do
that
and
actually
check
to
see
which
wire
connects
back
to
that
sensor
we're
gonna
have
to
use
our
multimeter
so
i've
got
it
set
to
our
continuity
ohm
testing
diode
testing
notch
there
and
you
cycle
through
until
the
little
audio
wave
shows
up
and
then
any
time
that
these
are
effectively
connected
you
get
a
beep
like
that
so
i'm
going
to
poke
around
at
the
connector
and
at
that
sensor
until
i
hear
a
beat
pretty
easy
okay
so
pin
a
from
the
gauges
is
far
driver's
side
so
that's
this
guy
we'll
just
rest
our
probe
in
there
like
so
and
just
so
you
know
pin
a
is
yellow
one
of
these
four
wires
is
yellow
so
i'm
gonna
guess
that
that's
the
one
okay
you
see
that
yellow
wire
she's
gonna
poke
the
front
hey
we
did
it
all
right
that's
great
news
so
we're
going
to
use
that
wire
ultimately
to
tell
our
ecu
how
much
fuel
we
have
but
it's
not
quite
that
easy
so
as
the
fuel
level
changes
the
voltage
to
this
wire
changes
and
that
determines
our
fuel
level
on
the
gauge
5
volts
as
reference
to
our
fuel
level
sender
and
as
the
fuel
level
changes
that
voltage
gets
changed
as
well
and
so
the
voltage
as
it's
changed
we're
going
to
run
that
back
in
to
our
connector
to
an
analog
input
and
then
in
the
mega
square
we
can
go
in
and
set
up
our
resistances
and
our
values
for
what
the
things
that
this
is
sending
us
mean
so
there's
a
few
steps
to
this
but
the
first
thing
we
got
to
do
is
get
it
wired
up
and
then
we'll
have
to
plug
in
some
data
into
the
old
computer
so
the
first
thing
we're
going
to
do
is
cut
back
some
of
the
sheathing
to
expose
our
yellow
wire
now
we're
just
going
to
measure
out
the
length
of
our
wires
roughly
you
can
always
go
a
little
bit
long
and
trim
it
later
[Music]
now
with
our
wires
roughly
cut
we
can
use
our
vampire
clamps
and
clip
them
in
to
our
fuel
level
wire
[Music]
okay
so
these
vampire
clamps
are
pretty
cool
but
they
can
be
a
little
bit
tricky
to
make
sure
that
they're
in
there
properly
with
good
connection
between
the
wires
you're
trying
to
splice
so
it's
always
a
good
idea
to
go
ahead
and
check
continuity
like
we
did
before
just
to
make
sure
that
everything's
connected
so
i'm
going
to
go
into
the
terminal
at
the
plug
up
here
and
then
i'm
going
to
make
sure
that
that
is
connected
to
the
end
of
my
new
wire
and
since
it
is
we
know
that
our
connection
there
is
good
that
that
is
actually
bridging
the
gap
between
the
two
wires
so
spectacular
always
good
to
check
though
now
we'll
do
the
next
one
check
it
and
then
we're
off
[Music]
stupendous
okay
so
now
we
can
go
ahead
and
put
our
resistor
in
line
to
the
reference
wire
resistors
are
not
polarity
sensitive
so
they
can
go
in
either
way
doesn't
matter
[Music]
alrighty
now
for
a
little
bit
of
protection
this
is
some
heat
shrink
in
assorted
colors
[Music]
okay
so
not
only
does
that
help
protect
us
from
any
electrical
shorts
but
it
also
helps
strengthen
this
section
where
we've
just
got
one
little
resistor
so
that's
great
now
that's
ready
to
wire
into
the
ecu
so
is
this
other
wire
so
now
i
just
need
to
stick
the
correct
jumpers
out
of
my
option
plug
on
the
back
of
the
ecu
i'm
going
to
go
ahead
and
put
a
little
bit
of
sheathing
over
the
pair
of
these
wires
protect
them
a little
more
because
it
looks
nice
okay
so
we've
got
our
options
port
down
here
and
i'm
on
the
internet
and
i've
got
the
diagram
of
what
these
pins
are
so
i'm
looking
for
our
five
volt
reference
and
that's
gonna
be
the
wire
that
has
the
resistor
in
it
and
then
i'm
looking
for
analog
input
one
or
two
i
think
i've
got
number
two
already
used
so
we
can
see
that
five
volt
reference
is
pin
h
of
yonder
and
analog
one
or
two
is
c
and
d
so
i'll
use
one
of
those
so
let's
get
the
five
volt
reference
done
first
plug
that
into
h
and
connect
it
to
the
one
that
i
know
has
the
resistor
so
our
fuel
level
sensor
like
many
and
most
sensors
is
basically
just
a
variable
resistor
depending
on
how
much
fuel
is
in
the
tank
that'll
put
the
fuel
level
sensor
at
a
different
level
and
will
create
a
different
resistance
for
like
an
oil
pressure
sensor
depending
on
how
much
pressure
is
being
pushed
on
the
sensor
will
determine
how
much
resistance
that
sensor
gives
off
so
basically
all
we're
doing
here
is
sending
a
5
volt
reference
to
the
sensor
and
basically
it
puts
a
resistance
into
that
circuit
and
then
we
measure
how
much
resistance
there
is
and
then
we
correlate
that
to
a
fuel
level
or
to
an
oil
pressure
so
since
we've
done
the
wiring
now
all
we
got
to
do
is
go
into
the
computer
and
plug
in
those
resistances
to
tell
the
computer
what
to
correlate
an
empty
fuel
tank
to
and
a
full
fuel
tank
and
then
everything
in
between
so
we're
basically
going
to
go
in
the
computer
and
mimic
the
stock
fuel
level
setup
with
our
wiring
here
got
our
values
ready
so
first
thing
we're
going
to
come
up
into
the
megasquirt
software
advanced
engine
we're
going
to
go
to
generic
sensor
inputs
so
i'm
going
to
go
ahead
and
use
analog
in
one
uh
as
our
source
for
the
sensor
that's
where
we
have
the
fuel
level
sensor
running
back
into
the
ecu
so
analog
n1
we
will
also
name
it
fuel
0
volt
is
negative
11.
negative
11
and
5
volts
is
380.
that
should
be
all
the
doing
we
need
to
do
in
there
now
on
my
gauges
here
i'm
going
to
set
this
guy
right
here
up
to
be
my
fuel
level
gauge
right
click
and
we're
going
to
go
up
here
to
our
generic
sensor
inputs
and
hit
fuel
level
baby
and
then
look
at
that
okay
now
that
we've
got
our
fuel
level
sensor
handled
it's
time
to
work
on
our
oil
pressure
sensor
so
our
oil
pressure
sensor
is
very
similar
to
our
fuel
level
sensor
in
that
it's
a
5
volt
sensor
its
resistance
changes
with
changes
in
oil
pressure
and
we
correlate
that
to
actual
oil
pressure
numbers
on
the
dash
it's
going
to
be
similar
in
wiring
we
just
got
to
wire
up
that
away
so
first
i'm
going
to
put
two
wires
in
the
car
from
the
ecu
area
up
to
the
front
through
the
firewall
and
into
the
oil
pressure
sensor
area
[Music]
okay
so
wires
are
run
through
the
firewall
that
was
pretty
easy
now
for
the
part
that
i'm
concerned
might
be
a
little
tricky
which
is
getting
to
the
oil
pressure
sensor
area
so
we'll
see
if
i
can
get
to
it
it
may
be
difficult
all
right
there's
no
easy
pass
to
this
thing
from
the
top
or
the
bottom
so
i'm
gonna
have
to
get
some
stuff
out
of
the
way
i'm
hoping
that
if
i
take
off
the
oil
filter
and
the
sandwich
plate
that
runs
to
the
oil
cooler
but
that'll
give
me
enough
access
to
get
to
this
puppy
from
down
here
oil
everywhere
[Music]
not
as
bad
as
the
coolant
recently
okay
there's
that
guy
and
then
direct
me
oil
aha
okay
yo
now
i
can
see
it
i
think
we
might
just
be
able
to
do
it
[Music]
no
problem
okay
so
this
is
uh
obviously
a
lot
smaller
than
the
old
one
this
is
an
npt
thread
which
is
different
than
the
thread
that's
in
the
block
of
the
miata
they
are
different
by
one
thread
per
inch
not
much
but
enough
to
matter
and
enough
to
leak
so
i
have
an
adapter
to
be
our
little
go-between
and
that's
cool
the
threads
are
also
responsible
for
sealing
whatever
you're
measuring
so
for
us
that's
oil
so
on
tapered
thread
you're
going to
want
to
add
thread
sealant
then
we'll
jam
this
thing
in
then
we've
got
this
pigtail
what
we
got
going
on
here
one
of
these
things
is
going
to
be
a
ground
to
the
chassis
one
is
going
to
go
to
our
analog
port
on
the
ecu
just
like
the
fuel
level
sensor
did
and
the
other
is
going
to
go
to
our
5
volt
reference
on
the
ecu
just
like
our
fuel
sensor
did
and
then
we'll
basically
have
to
do
the
same
stuff
in
the
ecu
that
we
had
to
do
to
get
our
fuel
level
sensor
working
so
you
know
all
these
5
volt
sensors
kind
of
similar
[Music]
now
it's
important
when
you're
soldering
to
just
heat
up
the
joint
heat
up
the
wires
that
you're
trying
to
solder
together
and
poke
the
solder
just
into
the
wires
and
once
the
wires
are
hot
enough
from
the
soldering
gun
the
wires
themselves
will
melt
the
solder
if
your
solder
doesn't
get
hot
enough
it'll
be
even
more
brittle
than
if
it
was
correctly
up
to
temp
so
always
heat
up
your
joint
and
then
plow
the
solder
just
into
the
joint
down
the
line
a little
bit
[Music]
all
right
let's
get
that
heat
shrink
in
place
[Music]
[Applause]
okay
so
our
soldering's
done
our
harness
is
on
now
we
just
need
to
find
somewhere
to
ground
this
guy
then
we
can
pull
the
rest
of
our
wire
through
the
firewall
luckily
this
is
going
to
be
pretty
easy
because
i
was
doing
a
little
bit
of
thinking
ahead
and
i
already
uh
spliced
us
a
spare
5
volt
reference
off
of
the
one
we
used
for
the
fuel
level
so
all
i
got
to
do
is
hook
up
our
5
volt
reference
wire
to
the
5
volt
red
wire
is
going
to
be
our
analog
signal
back
in
to
the
old
standalone
a
[Applause]
[Music]
all
right
so
there
we
have
it
the
wiring
is
done
for
now
let's
hop
into
the
ecu
and
see
if
we
can
get
this
puppy
censoring
actually
just
on
the
amazon
page
for
this
sensor
so
basically
this
gives
us
everything
that
we
need
it
tells
you
the
wiring
pin
out
which
is
what
i
use
to
wire
this
thing
up
and
then
also
gives
you
the
output
voltage
for
different
psis
so
0.5
volts
0
psi
50
psi
is
2.5
volts
100
psi
is
4.5
volts
so
i
basically
just
need
to
input
those
data
points
into
the
ecu
like
we
did
with
the
fuel
level
sensor
all
right
analog
in
one
oil
pressure
linear
sensor
zero
to
a
hundred
burnt
all
right
so
let's
fire
this
thing
up
and
see
if
we
have
any
oil
pressure
and
so
with
that
we
have
made
this
car
a
lot
more
useful
i
can
tell
how
much
fuel
is
in
the
tank
i
can
tell
how
much
oil
pressure
is
in
the
engine
i
can
tell
how
fast
i'm
going
so
there's
just
one
thing
left
to
do
let's
take
a
look
at
this
dash
like
this
[Music]
wow
that
looks
pretty
good
it
actually
looks
complete
and
i'm
happy
about
it
and
it
actually
is
useful
with
a
lot
of
useful
information
so
the
miata
just
got
a
lot
better
in
my
opinion
i'm
very
excited
about
this
so
thanks
again
for
watching
i
hope
you
guys
liked
it
and
i
hope
you
learned
something
this
episode
was
maybe
a
little
bit
more
in
the
weeds
than
normal
you
know
we're
doing
some
pretty
in-depth
stuff
so
i
hope
you
liked
it
let
us
know
if
you
did
and
if
you
did
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the
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and
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while
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well
hello
there
humor
gets
an
unlucky
debt
Chiefs
had
a
standard
Philip
Graham
death
vision
Ilyas
literally
have
nine
Health's
boot
and
the
world
hunger
and
the
world
poverty
reset
of
rush
to
season
three
reset
over
our
to
season
she's
I
mean
he
dies
I
don't
in
skill
I
need
luck
and
that's
for
me
voice
today's
episode
the
hokies
subscriber
this
code
and
be
seeing
it
tomorrow
four
pockets
five
bucket
with
six
buckets
seven
eight
the
possibilities
oh
my
god
I'm
[ __ ]
mentally
handicapped
hey
cooter
oh
yeah
look
at
that
oh
I'm
like
an
aimbot
I'm
a
human
hacker
aimbot
not
balance
hero
player
they
have
avatar
greatest
player
yeah
I've
heard
yeah
greatest
player
I
literally
don't
have
a
brain
yeah
watch
this
cool
stick
actually
boom
boom
boom
that's
huge
I'm
coming
what
can
i
shutter
you
guys
ever
sat
on
your
chair
so
long
that
your
ass
cheeks
start
hurting
and
you
feel
like
you've
been
getting
fisted
my
I
have
oh
my
god
powerful
I'm
reporting
everyone
on
their
team
dude
what
he
killed
I
don't
know
I
feel
like
my
hip
my
forehead
gives
Super's
a
run
for
the
money
just
mine
is
like
you
know
my
hair
covers
up
a
lot
of
it
but
I
definitely
got
my
ID
and
go
in
there
so
we
really
got
something
that
is
in
the
works
a
summer
the
right
I'm
asleep
on
his
loan
they've
no
sense
oh
my
god
wants
jumped
off
Reesa
Reesa
Reesa
oh
my
gentle
Jesus
but
you
smell
that
it's
my
wife
takes
a
lickin
I
wanna
[ __ ]
left
that
[ __ ]
[Music]
what
the
the
Iranian
but
not
because
I
huge
he
saved
he'll
switch
okay
staying
about
the
recess
recess
met
though
sorry
bro
game
rules
victim
the
stylus
there's
more
damn
did
I
just
want
to
say
like
bottles
I
can
pick
you
up
and
find
a
bin
like
it's
not
actually
day
it's
empty
water
bowls
and
tasty
water
bowls
from
today
and
yesterday
days
it
is
deep
yes
he's
taking
a
nap
I
guess
Andy's
doing
a
flip
in
the
air
and
Bob
is
making
his
grand
appear
oh
my
god
Bob
Bob
dude
whoa
dude
oh
[ __ ]
he's
back
in
heat
holy
dude
goddamn
that's
not
grandmother's
grandpa
is
the
heart
behind
this
or
now
huh
guys
okay
[Laughter]
already
my
left
you're
so
good
and
you
like
saved
all
of
our
lives
wait
what
do
you
do
this
up
gave
me
if
I
Lucio
exclamation
money
what
all
right
if
that
mean
mrs.
no
sins
for
whatsoever
are
we
waiting
for
real
in
country
dude
what
is
that
what
is
the
hata
oh
my
god
that's
moist
bro
you
tried
to
run
it
was
worth
it
did
I
got
sorry
I
got
six
boys
is
it
fun
I
guess
I'm
dead
or
should
I
lived
Anna's
dead
I'm
29
help
fine
arts
very
low
fine
is
dead
boy
is
dead
raise
are
dead
doom
zombie
dooms
dead
and
ball
of
dead
all
right
give
me
cap
a
shine
cap
let's
go
Parker's
I
like
it
good
job
Wow
don't
like
it
it's
a
couple
hey
what's
up
man
variable
goodbye
we
install
it
to
fight
on
the
fast
line
up
top
crease
blanking
on
bridge
he's
one
on
top
kind
of
just
letting
mommy
yeah
I'm
popping
that
is
what
I
am
doing
let's
go
I'm
going
to
I'm
going
to
continue
my
reign
of
terror
popping
off
oh
yes
sir
[ __ ]
you
who's
next
[Music]
[Applause]


hunt
showdown
the
game
that
nobody
seems
to
give
a
[ __ ]
about
while
Crytek
cries
in
the
corner
has
come
out
with
a
fat
update
and
I'm
talking
fat
is
it
fixed
completely
oh
my
game
froze
but
it's
gotten
pretty
good
the
performance
still
sucks
ass
I
had
to
get
a
new
PC
just
to
get
60
[ __ ]
FPS
whoa
RGB
epic
they
also
added
a
new
map
which
is
pretty
cool
but
the
real
game
changer
is
they
added
free
[ __ ]
these
are
hunters
whose
job
prospects
are
so
low
and
who
are
so
dirt
[ __ ]
poor
that
they're
willing
to
fight
zombies
and
hunters
just
for
the
chance
to
fight
a
big-ass
fighter
oh
just
for
the
chance
that
they'll
win
and
be
able
to
buy
a
[ __ ]
Snickers
with
their
earnings
all
these
other
guys
want
to
be
paid
upfront
but
these
free
noises
are
so
confident
in
their
abilities
I
can't
help
but
pick
them
plus
I
mean
if
they
die
I
don't
have
to
write
it
off
as
a
corporate
tax
loss
when
tax
season
comes
around
a
Warren
Buffett
would
call
that
a
win-win
now
this
game
will
always
have
[ __ ]
moments
where
you
die
from
nowhere
oh
but
those
moments
are
now
significantly
less
frustrating
because
the
person
that's
dying
isn't
even
on
your
payroll
they're
like
an
unpaid
intern
but
one
you
can't
[ __ ]
which
means
I
want
them
to
die
[Music]
wait
Christmas
is
around
the
corner
I
will
place
my
books
to
help
keep
your
up
here's
good
Christmas
2018
or
15%
off
your
order
store
wine
store
wine
store
why
I
said
Merry
Christmas
okay
yeah
this
guy
doesn't
necessarily
have
the
best
gear
I
mean
he's
going
in
with
a
[ __ ]
flashlight
a
pistol
with
a
stock
on
it
and
I'm
machete
so
so
I'm
not
saying
he's
like
the
most
well-equipped
guy
out
there
but
you
can't
be
free
two
days
ago
I
had
2,800
bucks
and
now
I
have
12,000
because
it
doesn't
cost
anything
to
send
this
guy
out
to
the
[ __ ]
slaughter
this
is
starting
to
sound
like
an
endorsement
for
slavery
but
I
guarantee
you
it's
not
all
right
I
don't
condone
slavery
ine
means
unless
you
want
to
build
some
really
cool
[ __ ]
I'll
buy
him
a
health
kit
for
35
bucks
and
then
all
I
gotta
do
is
find
two
clues
on
the
map
and
I've
made
my
money
back
man
that's
I
can't
believe
we
died
with
the
baby
screaming
in
my
[ __ ]
ear
but
look
at
this
it's
not
all
bad
bounty
collected
75
bucks
cuz
we
got
those
three
clues
and
if
I
go
to
get
a
hunter
I
can
recruit
a
new
free
little
[ __ ]
Lucas
sharp
pin
ta
plus
he's
significantly
cheaper
than
the
rest
tell
me
Crytek
is
that
because
he's
a
Freeman
there's
a
lot
of
things
that
I
liked
about
the
last
update
but
one
of
the
things
I
love
the
most
is
that
dogs
don't
do
nearly
as
much
damage
as
they
used
to
I
think
so
I
made
Adam
what
what
yours
dog
B
what
was
that
it
was
like
ducking
and
diving
and
dodging
me
it
was
like
fighting
Mike
Tyson
he
was
just
throwing
his
head
around
god
I
almost
passed
that
Wow
yeah
just
sitting
sitting
in
a
chair
[ __ ]
bobbing
and
weaving
of
us
pretty
fast
I
am
NOT
an
athlete
ice
them
look
at
that
little
beta
male
dog
that's
my
foot
well
you
know
what
maybe
you
know
I
know
this
is
a
game
developed
by
German
people
so
it's
tend
to
be
you
know
they
always
tend
to
be
a
little
bit
racist
but
have
you
noticed
white
zombie
completely
disfigured
to
make
you
scared
other
white
zombie
with
a
cage
on
his
head
completely
disfigured
to
make
you
scared
yeah
lack
zombie
perfectly
just
regular
looks
like
a
black
guy
mint
condition
because
the
fear
is
built
in
one
of
the
greatest
side
effects
of
them
adding
these
free
hunters
is
that
people
don't
sneak
around
anymore
there's
no
fear
of
losing
money
anymore
so
people
go
out
there
they
go
balls
to
the
wall
and
they
start
getting
in
these
rootin
tootin
cowboy
fights
play
low
they're
pretty
spread
they
might
hope
shut
[Music]
I
believe
in
you
oh
I
believe
in
me
too
baby
pick
me
up
here
oh
hell
yeah
alright
think
about
you
and
your
dumb
[ __ ]
[Music]
like
where
is
it
he's
got
him
in
the
head
oh
you
got
him
this
is
the
only
place
they
could
be
if
they
are
here
oh
I
didn't
know
this
was
the
spiders
in
there
what
are
they
doing
my
get
him
yes
thank
God
cos
I
think
really
just
going
for
the
runaway
are
they
oh
wait
there
he
is
[Music]
got
one
did
you
die
Oh
face
bit
that's
a
two-step
one
for
each
nipples
poking
around
he's
right
next
to
us
right
next
to
us
oh
yeah
wait
until
they
pass
got
him
in
the
head
[Music]
on
the
back
are
you
dawn
are
you
are
you
done
nice
roll
up
on
closer
oh
my
god
whoa
that
was
right
next
that
wasn't
us
yeah
all
right
now
right
okey
see
me
that's
why
okay
whatever
that
gun
is
made
out
of
okay
you
killed
me
it's
that
was
a
that
gunshot
shot
up
oh
oh
[Music]
take
a
look
man
daddy
[Music]
no
no
he's
rushing
you
he's
rushing
you
didn't
kill
me
in
one
hit
oh
I
got
a
he'll
swing
a
dynamite
holy
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
out
of
me
place
[ __ ]
he
one
shot
me
with
the
upper
case
I
found
twice
in
the
Winchester
you
should
be
almost
dead
oh
my
god
I
have
one
little
sliver
of
Health
by
the
way
I
told
you
I
was
going
in
for
that
PvP
you
need
to
listen
to
me
next
time
yeah
have
you
ever
taken
a
picture
so
good
that
you
framed
it
twice
and
put
it
in
the
same
three
themes
four
five
five
it's
five
times
age
five
times
this
way
you
put
it
vertically
oh
yeah
this
is
dude
this
is
good
from
all
angles
Oh
[ __ ]
he's
trying
to
swing
at
me
he
[ __ ]
stabbing
the
saber
did
you
throw
a
cast
sword
fight
buddy
there's
a
second
guy
shooting
there's
another
shooter
no
it's
a
chaos
oh
no
there's
another
guy
he's
a
really
bad
shot
I
guess
I
shot
nice
shot
again
okay
can
I
get
you
this
time
chief
I
know
I
think
oh
I
give
a
[ __ ]
you
can
do
it
chief
you
can
do
it
Caudill
oh
my
god
I
just
hit
fired
they
show
that
city
what
is
too
late
for
this
[ __ ]
this
is
why
he
will
bully
and
his
[ __ ]
lazyadd
cousin
fights
right
here
but
how
is
they
are
they
have
a
game
noise
that's
a
me
any
asana
pedophiles
are
of
the
same
like
breed
is
a
bead
for
example
she
eats
unripened
bananas
yeah
you're
a
pedophile
because
those
are
just
unripened
people
okay
and
a
weak
vitality
shadow
okay
oh
my
god
holy
[ __ ]
another
guy
in
the
grassy
knoll
on
the
grassy
knoll
Brian
[Music]
Wow
what
the
frickin
nipple
dick
is
that
Caldwell
[Music]
these
free
hunters
are
such
a
blast
they
give
you
so
much
practice
with
PvP
without
stressing
about
it
me
and
Brian
we're
doing
so
well
we
decided
let's
load
up
some
actual
hunters
with
some
expensive
gear
and
let's
go
see
what
we
can
do
how
much
we've
improved
after
spending
all
this
this
time
just
doing
PvP
with
shitty
characters
and
this
is
what
happens
and
you
think
they
know
we're
here
they
both
had
Auto
mots
on
yeah
it
was
right
yeah
I'll
see
you
tomorrow


all
right
what
is
up
guys
vanoss
here
and
i
am
back
with
some
more
updates
on
dragon
city
so
as
you
guys
know
I
made
a
few
videos
on
this
game
in
the
past
and
that's
because
I
have
a
few
characters
in
the
game
I
have
two
dragons
they
look
just
like
me
they're
amazing
the
best
dragons
in
the
game
they're
super
lame
they're
weak
your
dragons
are
weak
why
are
you
still
here
I'm
just
enjoying
some
leftovers
man
I've
I'm
hungry
dude
go
home
everyone
at
the
office
already
I
don't
know
why
you're
still
here
you're
still
here
yeah
because
I'm
making
this
video
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him
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it's
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before
you
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jail
I
don't
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see
you
behind
bars
during
the
holidays
oh
yeah
thanks
you
no
problem
no
problem
so
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said
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we
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you
should
go
home
now
seriously
I
actually
I
actually
live
here
I
have
been
for
a
few
might
have
been
meaning
to
talk
to
you
about
this
I've
been
living
here
for
the
past
couple
months
what
where
do
you
i-i've
been
sleeping
in
the
break
room
where
do
you
shower
uh
water
fountain
or
if
I
want
a
real
hot
one
I'll
stick
my
head
under
the
coffee
machine
it's
not
to
clean
but
it's
it's
hot
all
right
fine
fine
I'm
gone
all
right
well
let's
start
the
video
all
right
all
right
this
this
right
here
is
me
hey
how's
it
going
hey
this
is
me
what's
up
who
is
to
my
right
over
here
I
it
is
I
kick
around
so
we
know
to
you
hey
there
who
is
to
his
right
across
from
me
your
friendly
neighborhood
vanoss
right
here
okay
and
then
to
my
left
is
Nova
how
you
doing
nobody
having
a
good
day
whoa
what
are
we
doing
in
this
box
there
is
several
grenades
in
this
box
our
mission
grab
the
grenade
pull
the
pin
murder
each
other
okay
all
right
let's
start
off
boys
go
ahead
and
let's
open
up
your
box
it's
time
to
get
things
going
I'm
gonna
make
sure
I
know
how
to
throw
these
yeah
that's
true
do
you
know
how
to
throw
a
grenade
yeah
my
pin
is
pulled
who
wants
to
eat
all
it's
down
to
my
right
I'll
see
you
guys
later
it's
been
fun
there's
gonna
be
secondary
explosions
your
other
grenades
tend
to
detonate
afterwards
oh
yeah
I
got
this
I
got
this
[ __ ]
how
am
I
gonna
throw
this
you
just
let
go
of
it
you
got
cool
of
it
like
why
is
my
arm
going
all
over
the
place
you
[ __ ]
kidding
me
dude
I
wait
was
that
the
pin
are
you
at
all
close
to
pulling
that
pin
Vivint
it's
one
finger
I
see
five
fingers
out
Chris
ASD
space
hold
them
down
there's
your
finger
stick
it
in
the
hole
hey
I
can't
a
pen
I
could
do
it
this
way
I
could
do
this
oh
that's
how
you
pull
the
pen
out
you
just
shaking
I
got
to
the
other
part
all
right
another
pin
pulled
who
wants
it
no
glue
[ __ ]
threw
it
right
in
your
face
that's
how
it
was
sick
the
shake
and
bake
[ __ ]
this
ping
come
on
I
find
just
throwing
them
even
with
the
oh
[ __ ]
we
got
five
minutes
all
right
let's
defuse
this
but
reduce
this
[ __ ]
introduce
this
[ __ ]
alright
we
go
I'm
right
here
this
is
me
shaking
my
head
heaven
you
are
to
my
right
in
the
green
shirt
to
your
right
is
Anthony
and
then
across
from
you
is
no
glow
below
this
is
the
[ __ ]
bomb
we
got
like
five
minutes
of
diffusion
let's
go
it's
a
bomb
it's
a
bomb
to
the
fly
he's
on
a
ball
what
do
you
mean
why
yes
the
drill
DS
neck
is
open
yes
are
you
kidding
me
no
my
drill
pretty
our
use
of
droopy
hey
hey
that's
my
drill
oh
wait
hold
it
hold
it
hold
it
there
hold
it
anymore
teamwork
keyboard
I
got
it
I
got
are
you
let
go
let
go
let
go
boys
I
got
the
drill
we're
just
five
minutes
of
my
[ __ ]
life
all
right
let's
try
that
again
boys
[Applause]
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there
you
go
now
hold
it
yeah
you
got
it
that
one's
done
yeah
oh
I
see
there's
nothing
moving
on
okay
one
last
beatbox
all
right
oh
okay
okay
okay
this
is
our
chance
boys
let's
not
[ __ ]
this
up
okay
install
toggle
switches
in
position
a1
b1
c2
d2
okay
so
see
this
toggle
switch
[Music]
a
1
B
2
C
2
D
1
e
use
a
finger
one
finger
only
there
you
go
a
1
yeah
now
C
2
so
just
tap
it
up
just
a
little
now
e
2
e
goes
up
as
well
there
we
go
yeah
ok
wait
wait
is
a
is
a
on
1
I
don't
think
a
is
on
boys
oh
joy
way
to
go
he's
tattooing
is
dick
hatachi
when
I
have
a
hey
101
fish
it
off
so
you
want
to
get
him
out
of
here
all
that
you
want
you
want
to
try
anyone
don't
get
ready
to
screwdriver
just
[ __ ]
not
spider-man
hands
into
that
what
are
you
oh
well
we
died
wait
I
did
it
would
you
know
how
much
time
we
have
can
we
see
that
what
the
clock
says
maybe
you
should
move
the
peony
don't
worry
about
it
the
clock
is
not
a
problem
I
gotta
give
a
few
say
and
see
oh
I
think
this
Goods
good
and
then
what's
the
next
one
oh
my
god
see
anything
you
might
have
to
help
read
it
if
you
can't
okay
yeah
it's
you
see
I
can
see
that
let's
see
it
see
oh
my
gosh
oh
oh
my
heart
my
heart
talk
what
Oh
huh
how
can
you
move
your
hand
so
I
can
read
it
remove
all
the
blue
wires
walkers
can
do
that
Oh
hands
do
with
my
hand
yes
remove
all
the
blue
net
wires
we're
almost
there
boys
I
don't
think
you
can
use
your
finger
on
this
one
you
have
to
oh
yes
you
can
it
is
he
just
poked
it
with
this
thumb
there
we
go
I
removed
that
one
just
[ __ ]
wiggle
it
around
get
your
thumb
in
there
shake
and
bake
all
right
okay
boys
here
we
go
this
is
it
okay
fine
I'm
just
gonna
[ __ ]
leave
it
to
take
them
completely
off
no
I
think
he
just
disconnecting
like
that
I've
been
probably
good
[ __ ]
like
that
don't
you
happy
oh
god
no
but
Jesus
I'm
trying
to
trow
it
away
okay
okay
that
will
have
to
do
your
arm
is
stuck
through
it
alright
two
is
up
b1
is
up
C
2
up
d2
down
e
1
down
good
okay
all
right
perfect
nice
nice
placement
you
can
see
wait
wait
it
hasn't
exploded
yet
remove
all
red
wire
oh
my
god
oh
my
god
oh
my
god
[ __ ]
the
bomb
oh
my
god
this
is
our
chance
boys
yes
yes
yes
one
more
one
more
you
got
a
remove
see
you
got
remove
see
you
did
remove
it
is
this
now
what
not
the
knob
to
eight
just
let
the
knob
to
end
there
you
go
just
just
pinch
it
pinch
it
pinch
it
we're
gonna
do
a
boys
no
no
if
we
did
it
we're
actually
still
alive
you
see
like
somebody's
shaking
their
head
over
there
there's
like
wow
yeah
he's
just
like
no
no
no
no
greatest
bomb
defusal
I've
had
yet
we
did
it
right
that
was
the
last
step
right
yeah
we
did
it
thanks
for
watching
be
sure
to
subscribe
and
go
[ __ ]
yourselves
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this video has been sponsored by the great courses plus you may know who they are but if you don't it's a service where you have instantaneous access to lectures by top professors one of these lectures actually inspired the creation of this video so stay tuned till the end of the video to find out more while various types of soldiers throughout history are often romanticized few are more adored than the medieval knight our conventional idea of knights existed during the high middle ages that's around the 11th to 14th centuries although Knights road across battlefields well before a thousand AD so by removing the myths and glamour that society has put on these past soldiers let's answer a few questions why were Knights needed what were their lives even like the most important thing to understand about Knights is that they were not just warriors and heavy armor riding on horseback sure that would be a pretty accurate description but at the same time knighthood was about more than just being a soldier being a knight solidified your place in society while the social classes of the Middle Ages are often grossly oversimplified that could be another story they were not nearly as complex as our modern society so to sum it up in this medieval society you could be a worker a member of the church or a fighter if your purpose was with the military you had a level of nobility nobles range from kings and queens at the top tonight at the bottom land owning Knights had a better standing the Knights living in another man's castle or on another man's land but even the lowliest Knights had a certain level of respect granted due to this nobility I mean at least they weren't peasants the origins of knights date back to the days of Charlemagne and arguably the Roman Empire before the First Crusade all fighters on horseback were Knights it wasn't a well regarded status symbol just a name in fact it would be perceived as disrespectful to call a high-ranking member of society a knight any horseback soldier could identify as a knight and no benefits came from this title you don't need to be born into nobility just a soldier with a horse this would change as a Middle Ages progressed especially by the high middle ages the Catholic Church had previously helped temper battle and more for clergy members since you know killing is in fact a sin at first the church would use outside factions and fighters for protection and whatnot the lack of devotion and other disagreements made these secular warriors inadequate as protection became increasingly more important for small areas such as housing for the poor a new fighting force was needed this would come with soldiers knighted by Lords and kings they would be an inclusive group random citizens would not often be considered for knighthood although it wasn't impossible instead Knights were usually the firstborn son of a previous night those gave a certain level of weight to the status and legacy to the title and made sure the class order wasn't dissolved they fought for the church and held this in high regard after all religion and politics was one in the same in Europe at this time and Knights had a place in society never replicated by succeeding warriors knighthood was held to a high standard a code of chivalry would dictate how they would act at all times included in this were the expectation of courtesy honoured truth and fighting for those who cannot protect themselves ideally this should have been followed by all Knights but as this is human nature not all followed the code chivalry also functioned as a standard of morality for the fighters rather than fight for personal wealth fame glory battles would be for the church and what was to be perceived as the greater good again this is not a rule followed by all Knights but it was a nice idea so what was a standard Knight like first what everyone cares about the tools they were armored and a layer of cloth followed by chainmail and a tunic this is overly simplified but over the centuries Knight armor would gradually become more plated to deal with arrow fire the helmets would vary from location to location but the narrow visors traded visibility for protection the primary sighting style of the knight was to Lance a Kay stabbed an opponent on horseback a horse could travel over 40 miles an hour so the momentum of the horse combined with the long weapon could easily pierce armor and result in a kill this was a skilled craft and was one of the largest variables differing a knight from a civilian fighter swords and shield combat knowledge was also enough subsidy but it would be preferable to stay on horseback away from most of the danger wealthy Knights would put armor on their horses just for protection from those arrows that could easily kill your trusty steed in the chaos of battle identifying an individual Knight would be nearly impossible from sight alone so the coat of arms was introduced coat of arms would follow standards of heraldry and identify a knight in all of their kin to follow this last names developed in Europe to identify Nobles with ease a last name would endow you with rights and class placement so what would a knight's training look like well if you fit the criteria explained earlier you would be sent to a castle raised by a foster parent for several years and at the age of seven you would become a page you would learn basic training skills and hunting courtesy and maintenance of equipment effort team you would become a squire and earn a sword you would become proficient at fighting riding a horse and fight alongside a knight by 21 you would be able to earn your knighthood in this event the Lord or King would give you the title of Knight and place his sword upon your head and neck this tradition represents how his power could kill you with ease this is a pretty good representation of knighthood in general being a knight was a lifestyle and death was the common occupational hazard during these times knights would take part in tournaments generally a massive public affair the knight would take part in fighting another Knight the banner would bear the coat of arms and a knight would be responsible for maintaining the honor of himself and his family name the tournament would begin with a joust two Knights would mount their horse and charger each other with the Lance if one is hit they may be knocked off or killed a joust can turn into a grounded fight with specified weapons and rules and the result of Knight losing the winner can choose whether to kill him or not acting within the codes of chivalry a knight would not kill his opponent but again this wasn't always a guarantee tournaments were actually frowned upon by the church who wanted to forbid them but the popularity made this impossible tournaments were a brilliant sport to the spectator with some very high stakes for the loser as the years progressed and technology improved era of the night had come to a close bows and crossbows had made the techniques of the night far less practical and had allowed far less skilled fighters to compete and when our jury had become recreational too many so there were plenty of soldiers capable with a bow as guns became more commonplace on the battlefield the knight was phased out entirely and the modern day the perception of Knights is often skewed the lives they led were not like the romanticized fiction we have become accustomed to in reality knighthood was not necessarily a privilege or a burden it was just a way of life this video was inspired by a lecture which was featured in the video service the great courses plus the high middle ages taught by Professor Philip the leader here he detailed the culture of high middle aged Europe including the Society of the Knights I would really recommend it you can access this and many other courses through the great courses plus it's a subscription on-demand video learning service with over 7000 video lectures taught by 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