chat
i've
got
some
uh
some
bad
news
this
is
very
important
you
shouldn't
laugh
this
uh
we're
very
serious
we
want
to
be
honest
with
our
audience
here
and
we
don't
want
to
falsely
advertise
or
lead
you
astray
and
uh
we
have
to
admit
we've
been
telling
you
some
lies
about
lenode
you
see
we
told
you
that
you
could
get
60
credit
or
two
months
at
lenode
using
our
code
and
that
wasn't
true
it's
a
hundred
dollars
yes
that's
right
you
can
build
your
own
vpn
we
did
the
wire
guard
tutorial
on
that
you
can
deploy
on
the
kubernetes
engine
you
can
have
your
own
cloud
storage
thing
that's
like
amazon
s3
but
cheaper
you
can
deploy
compute
whatever
you
need
to
do
and
even
like
the
five
dollar
a
month
instances
are
perfectly
fine
for
running
a
vpn
yeah
i
did
the
two
gigabyte
but
i
think
i
could
have
gotten
away
with
the
nano
yeah
if
i
had
done
that
with
it
no
there
were
a
couple
complaints
it's
like
oh
well
what
about
browser
fingerprinting
yes
we're
going
to
cover
that
don't
worry
yeah
there
was
nothing
but
complaints
and
i
covered
that
in
the
video
the
vpn
does
not
protect
you
from
everything
you
do
need
a
variety
of
things
but
it
is
one
tool
is
lenode
more
or
less
evil
than
time
warner
media
and
i
think
the
answer
is
obvious
that
they
are
much
less
evil
they're
not
even
on
the
evil
radar
i
don't
think
lenode
will
sell
your
data
no
they
will
if
you
know
if
they
get
a
warrant
yeah
okay
but
i
don't
think
they'll
sell
your
data
i
don't
think
they're
actively
mining
your
dns
requests
to
sell
you
stuff
if
we
find
out
that
they
are
we
will
we'll
blast
them
for
it
yeah
but
we'll
cover
that
on
the
news
but
this
week's
episode
of
the
news
is
brought
to
you
by
lenode
so
check
out
our
tutorials
if
you're
thinking
about
leveling
up
your
skills
and
doing
fun
stuff
with
it
because
it's
a
genuinely
good
service
for
hosting
and
doing
that
kind
of
thing
yeah
and
uh
you
know
i
mean
if
you're
running
a lot
of
video
through
your
vpn
then
you
know
you
might
eat
it
through
it
pretty
quick
but
i
ran
that
vpn
for
a
couple
of
days
just
with
my
regular
browsing
didn't
use
very
much
money
at
all
out
of
that
hundred
dollars
it's
like
and
85
cents
it's
not
even
yeah
[Music]
hello
chat
september
the
4th
be
with
you
and
we're
here
with
robots
and
nonsense
to
get
you
through
the
end
of
the
week
do
you
guys
remember
that
time
when
uh
there
was
a
a
nation
that
was
a
world
power
they
had
military
control
all
over
the
world
and
their
leaders
became
hopelessly
corrupt
and
they
had
criminalized
and
their
policies
got
really
crazy
and
a
couple
of
really
bad
natural
disaster
type
things
happened
their
cities
were
burning
yeah
i'm
not
talking
about
the
us
no
talking
about
rome
but
a
lot
of
people
like
to
draw
comparisons
and
that's
kind
of
scary
isn't
it
but
anyway
people
love
rome
they
love
studying
it
and
one
guy
was
bored
during
the
pandemic
and
had
some
ai
and
some
artistic
knowledge
and
he
did
something
very
cool
how
a
designer
used
ai
and
photoshop
to
bring
ancient
roman
emperors
back
to
life
i
looked
at
the
pictures
i
thought
the
pictures
were
really
awesome
but
krista
i
feel
like
that
you're
probably
the
most
qualified
one
to
talk
about
this
no
i
think
they
look
really
good
i
i
don't
know
how
you
could
do
this
like
this
well
i
feel
like
this
would
take
a
lot
of
time
especially
like
the
hair
to
get
that
like
that
level
of
detail
and
get
the
color
just
right
he
did
he
cheated
a
little
bit
and
it's
kind
of
obvious
so
you
look
at
this
first
picture
right
the
the
two
heads
it's
uh
augustus
i
think
so
if
you
look
at
augustus
you're
like
god
he
looks
familiar
who
does
he
look
like
the
answer
is
daniel
craig
yeah
because
there's
a lot
of
daniel
craig
mixed
in
with
old
augustus
here
that's
one
of
the
ways
that
he
cheated
a
little
bit
he
used
celebrity
photos
it's
like
hey
that
guy
looks
a
little
bit
like
uh
you
know
whoever
and
then
he
sprinkled
a
little
bit
of
that
into
the
old
adversarial
network
nice
still
impressive
though
yeah
he's
uh
he's
working
his
way
through
all
of
them
based
on
these
uh
statues
and
uh
looks
pretty
cool
he's
selling
these
uh
selling
posters
of
these
guys
and
he
was
like
i
figured
you
know
a
couple
of
people
would
buy
these
posters
and
they're
just
perpetually
sold
out
people
love
them
nero
looks
like
he's
a
kyle
energy
he's
ready
to
smash
a
monster
and
then
put
his
fist
through
a
wall
you
know
his
eyes
are
so
close
together
that
it
just
screams
homicidal
rage
oh
wow
yeah
that's
a
kyle
he
didn't
have
a
bit
of
that
we
talked
about
the
neural
link
thing
uh
earlier
and
uh
the
pig
you
know
it's
like
okay
look
we're
reading
the
pig's
thoughts
and
it's
like
well
how
do
we
know
what
the
pig
is
thinking
it's
cool
yeah
but
it's
not
ready
yet
but
when
you
look
past
the
the
item
itself
and
how
limited
its
uses
are
right
now
and
you
look
at
the
installation
process
that
is
impressive
it's
actually
amazing
take
a
closer
look
at
elon
musk's
neural
link
surgical
robot
now
this
is
a
design
concept
you
know
sterile
white
and
all
this
other
kind
of
thing
and
there's
a
there's
a
chilling
description
in
there
about
it's
like
oh
you
know
this
is
sterilized
blah
blah
blah
the
little
cavity
the
little
blue
cavity
thing
that's
where
you
stick
your
head
and
in
the
description
there
it
says
oh
don't
worry
there's
a
disposable
plastic
bag
that
aligns
the
head
cavity
there
and
it's
like
yeah
we're
gonna
crack
your
head
open
like
a
melon
there's
gonna
be
some
splatter
also
it's
mint
green
and
somehow
that's
supposed
to
be
more
welcoming
christy
do
you
feel
like
you
would
be
more
likely
to
jam
your
head
into
that
mint
green
cavity
i
i
assume
they
use
the
mint
green
because
if
they
did
blue
it
would
probably
feel
too
cold
but
the
mint
green
has
just
enough
warmth
to
it
that
you
know
it's
like
oh
i'm
not
sticking
my
head
into
you
know
a
wood
chipper
for
sure
yeah
i'm
sure
there
will
be
quite
a
bit
of
warmth
based
on
the
rpm
of
that
drill
the
uh
i
think
i
think
whenever
you
have
like
brain
surgeries
now
or
like
biopsies
and
stuff
i
think
they
numb
you
but
you
have
to
be
awake
because
they
have
to
make
sure
that
you're
not
yeah
you're
not
messing
up
a
section
of
your
brain
yeah
they
ask
you
questions
during
that
which
would
be
so
annoying
um
this
thing
the
other
thing
with
this
is
that
it
uses
ai
to
avoid
blood
vessels
because
everybody's
surgery
and
like
where
the
filaments
are
is
going
to
be
a
little
different
from
person
to
person
so
this
little
thing
images
your
brain
while
it
goes
it's
obviously
very
automated
because
there's
no
way
to
stick
your
hands
down
in
that
little
helmet
there
that's
just
a
robot
poking
leads
into
your
brain
here's
a
question
do
you
think
they
designed
this
people
with
fat
heads
that's
probably
adjustable
i
have
a
much
more
terrifying
thought
is
the
ai
that's
piloting
those
little
uh
fibers
the
same
ai
that
pilots
teslas
because
they
don't
always
get
that
right
with
the
autopilot
it's
raining
outside
and
it
just
starts
to
shake
and
yeah
that
would
suck
oh
it
just
went
straight
it
hit
the
broad
side
of
a
blood
vessel
i
don't
understand
one
of
your
blood
vessels
was
a
little
too
white
it's
bad
at
recognizing
that
color
sorry
everybody's
shopping
online
these
days
cause
what
is
what
else
do
you
have
to
do
just
shop
online
just
spend
what
little
money
you
have
left
so
that
you
have
nothing
when
the
real
darkness
comes
or
go
further
into
debt
banking
on
some
sort
of
government
bailout
and
what
you
know
you
got
to
worry
about
those
uh
those
pesky
fraudsters
online
but
visa
has
a
new
robot
to
help
us
visa
unveils
a
more
powerful
ai
tool
that
approves
or
denies
credit
card
transactions
so
this
is
optional
for
merchant
banks
so
normally
it's
up
to
the
bank
to
approve
or
reject
your
transaction
but
now
if
the
bank
is
not
online
to
approve
or
reject
your
transaction
it
can
the
ai
can
sort
of
roll
its
own
and
figure
out
if
it
should
approve
or
reject
that
transaction
when
your
bank
is
not
available
to
make
the
call
do
you
think
uh
visa
is
maybe
thinking
with
a little
bit
of
like
forward-looking
a
little
bit
here
and
thinking
like
do
we
want
the
entire
e-commerce
system
to
shut
down
if
let's
say
a
data
center
were
burned
and
the
ai
is
not
just
looking
through
our
purchases
and
judging
us
based
on
them
it's
also
looking
to
the
stars
breakthrough
ai
identifies
50
new
planets
from
old
nasa
data
let's
look
at
them
is
that
is
that
really
just
a
ploy
to
sell
us
more
trading
cards
though
refrigerator
magnets
these
are
all
artists
renditions
look
at
them
look
at
the
there's
us
that
one's
big
that
one's
very
blue
hmm
there's
no
context
these
pictures
we're
just
oh
that
one
looks
like
uh
the
virus
i
was
gonna
say
it
looks
like
the
planet
making
rick
and
morty
where
it's
screaming
the
whole
time
so
yeah
there
was
some
old
data
and
you
know
no
one
had
ever
caught
that
these
were
planets
and
a
i
went
through
and
uh
there's
like
some
some
things
that
are
you're
looking
through
these
weird
telescopes
and
that
you
know
they
don't
look
as
good
as
those
pictures
those
are
renderings
but
it's
like
hey
i'm
not
sure
this
could
be
like
just
a
weird
light
refraction
on
the
telescope
whatever
the
ai's
like
nope
that's
a
planet
i
bet
my
life
on
it
this
uh
we
did
the
story
about
this
guy
before
this
guy
invented
some
stuff
and
honestly
i'm
gonna
say
he
invented
some
stuff
i
don't
buy
this
at
all
but
he
says
nope
it
was
the
ai
the
patent
office
said
don't
waste
our
time
with
this
nonsense
if
you
want
to
patent
it
put
your
name
on
it
he's
not
having
it
he
the
guy
this
guy
is
suing
the
u.s
patent
office
for
deciding
an
ai
can't
invent
things
uspto
rejected
two
applications
written
by
a
creativity
engine
named
named
davus
so
here's
a
lawsuit
to
recognize
the
bus
so
he
says
all
right
continue
go
ahead
now
just
i
was
gonna
say
is
this
some
sort
of
play
to
like
make
it
so
he
can't
ever
lose
the
copyright
or
like
no
but
he
wouldn't
own
it
it's
a
weird
he
would
benefit
more
by
saying
he
invented
these
things
that's
i'm
confused
yeah
like
what's
the
point
i
don't
know
just
get
your
name
in
the
paper
he
thinks
that
this
is
you
know
like
we're
gonna
hit
that
spot
to
that
tipping
point
where
ai
is
doing
everything
and
we
need
to
prepare
for
that
maybe
so
mega
corporations
can't
claim
everything
that
their
ai
does
and
thus
own
the
world
amazon
style
that
could
make
sense
that
might
actually
have
some
merit
to
it
well
uh
wasn't
it
the
guy
that
invented
the
polio
vaccine
he
meant
for
it
to
be
public
domain
but
somehow
it's
not
something
like
that
that
was
right
wasn't
that
jonah
salk
somebody
invented
a
vaccine
and
they
meant
for
it
to
be
public
but
then
they
died
and
these
states
hold
it
i
don't
we
don't
really
use
it
anymore
i
guess
some
parts
of the
world
do
so
maybe
that's
true
and
uh
the
the
mask
debate
rages
on
people
really
really
hate
wearing
masks
some
of
them
and
i
argue
that
we're
never
gonna
get
through
to
that
personality
type
and
we
shouldn't
try
the
argument
should
instead
be
this
we
must
give
them
alternative
reasons
to
wear
a
mask
and
this
is
a
great
one
facial
recognition
designed
to
detect
around
face
masks
is
failing
study
fines
every
algorithm
saw
increases
in
error
rates
once
masks
came
into
the
picture
so
yeah
it's
like
something
something
something
that
won't
take
my
freedoms
it's
like
great
you
know
wear
your
mask
because
they
can't
automatically
categorize
and
catalog
you
people
in
hong
kong
are
dying
to
wear
masks
literally
literally
they're
just
ripping
down
the
phone
poles
at
this
point
with
the
with
the
cameras
on
them
no
not
anymore
i
think
they
were
some
people
were
and
then
they
remained
an
example
of
yeah
and
their
families
they're
off
they're
probably
some
of
the
few
non-muslims
in
those
concentration
camps
one
system
two
or
one
people
two
systems
it's
more
like
one
people
one
and
one
quarter
systems
at
this
point
drones
are
uh
fun
and
exciting
and
you
can
do
you
know
maybe
you
can
use
them
to
explore
the
world
that
you
can
no
longer
explore
because
it's
uh
you
know
dangerous
for
100
different
reasons
but
don't
you
dare
go
near
an
airport
they're
not
having
it
the
faa
is
going
to
test
a
drone
detection
system
in
airports
this
year
it's
going
to
evaluate
at
least
10
systems
across
several
airports
in
the
u.s
yeah
i
imagine
a
drone
going
into
a
uh
you
know
turboprop
cause
some
issues
i
can't
wait
for
the
dji
sparrow
which
is
literally
an
animatronic
sparrow
drone
it's
like
that's
just
a
bird
it's
like
is
it
a
robotic
bird
i
don't
know
i'm
getting
a
weird
energy
signature
i
don't
think
they
have
that
kind
of
diagnostic
that
just
changed
all
the
uh
the
batteries
on
the
birds
that's
why
we
had
to
do
the
lockdown
everyone
knows
it
come
on
how
long
does
that
process
take
are
we
almost
done
i
don't
know
ages
i
send
me
some
batteries
i'll
do
the
ones
out
by
my
house
daylight
savings
time
is
stupid
and
i
hate
it
i
love
it
in
the
fall
but
it's
not
worth
the
price
the
price
is
too
high
and
i
totally
agree
with
this
ditch
daylight
savings
time
urges
the
american
academy
of
sleep
medicine
maybe
screwing
with
our
circadian
rhythms
is
not
such
a
great
idea
so
the
uh
they
talk
about
how
evolutionary
biology
sort
of
doesn't
like
the
whole
let's
change
this
twice
a
year
thing
yeah
yeah
that's
a
rough
day
that's
like
a
rough
week
yeah
there's
no
reason
for
it
you
know
who
adjusts
incredibly
well
daylight
savings
my
cats
because
i
thought
like
you
know
what
they'll
start
meowing
later
because
they
won't
know
but
they
knew
this
uh
i
have
to
admit
um
i
have
no
interest
in
microsoft
flight
simulator
that's
just
not
my
kind
of
game
and
maybe
i
should
not
think
that
way
maybe
i
should
go
get
the
flight
stick
out
of
my
office
and
try
it
because
it
is
free
on
the
xbox
thing
but
this
really
impressed
me
i
did
not
realize
that
we
were
at
this
level
of
simulation
right
now
yeah
microsoft
flight
simulator
players
are
flying
into
hurricane
laura
so
microsoft
partnered
with
the
weather
company
to
simulate
the
world's
weather
in
real
time
in
flight
sim
and
so
you
can
you
can
fly
into
the
hurricane
and
see
what
happens
and
it
looks
pretty
cool
the
thing
that
really
impressed
me
here
about
this
game
though
is
not
that
you
could
fly
into
the
hurricane
which
is
cool
and
not
that
it
tracks
the
hurricane
in
real
time
which
is
cool
but
some
people
tried
to
fly
over
the
hurricane
and
the
simulation
was
so
good
their
wings
iced
up
nice
yeah
there
were
also
unrelated
there
were
a
lot
of
live
streams
of
hurricane
lawyer
laura
on
youtube
i
watched
a
few
and
some
of
them
were
just
like
random
dudes
just
live
streaming
yeah
that's
the
i
like
that
i
like
the
we
live
in
a
world
now
where
it's
just
random
dudes
showing
you
the
world
you
don't
have
that
spin
necessarily
it
was
crazy
no
the
spin
is
still
there
and
if
anything
it's
more
desperate
to
be
relevant
and
so
it's
perhaps
worse
in
some
ways
well
some
of
them
have
an
agenda
sure
but
if
you
watch
like
five
of
them
you
should
get
a
sampling
roughly
what's
going
on
for
real
yeah
so
you
can
see
all
the
blips
here
another
fun
thing
they
did
in
microsoft
flight
simulator
is
apparently
epstein
island
is
a
big
destination
people
meet
god
bless
the
internet
i'm
going
to
epstein
island
not
an
ironically
ah
wait
what
no
now
you're
on
a
list
no
virtually
i'm
just
going
virtually
and
uh
here's
a
crazy
headline
and
i
i
don't
i
still
don't
understand
what
his
thing
is
do
you
nope
no
clue
krista
maybe
you
know
you're
hipper
than
us
what
what
do
you
mean
what
do
you
what
is
this
thing
what
is
we'll
read
that
line
kanye
west
accused
of
plundering
trade
secret
tech
to
fund
his
internet
church
what
is
the
internet
church
i
don't
know
anything
about
this
he
last
year
like
like
fall
last
year
he
released
an
album
which
was
garbage
and
you
know
kanye
is
a
crazy
person
but
he
does
make
some
interesting
music
but
the
last
album
was
not
great
it
was
the
one
with
jesus
in
the
title
right
yeah
it
was
weird
yeah
jesus
is
king
it
was
like
a
weird
gospel
album
but
it
wasn't
like
he
usually
does
some
pretty
interesting
things
but
it
was
very
bland
and
kind
of
a
strange
album
so
i
don't
know
if
he's
religious
now
or
if
this
is
some
sort
of
weird
pandering
or
he's
trying
to
be
start
a
cult
around
himself
yes
yes
and
yes
i
don't
know
what
his
thing
is
now
well
it
says
he's
making
a
million
dollars
a
day
of
whatever
this
is
so
whatever
it
is
it's
working
how
about
uh
shoshanna
wadinski
cheeky
little
uh
tag
here
cancel
culture
with
k's
[Music]
so
yeah
um
the
story
is
about
a
he
partnered
up
with
a
development
company
and
they
kind
of
point
out
all
these
crazy
things
that
he
demanded
like
he
demanded
that
they
hire
certain
people
he
demanded
they
moved
their
offices
closer
to
him
and
they
sunk
millions
and
millions
of
dollars
in
developing
this
thing
and
he
was
like
oh
yeah
listen
i'm
literally
a
billionaire
i'm
gonna
give
you
10
million
once
all
this
is
ready
and
they're
like
okay
we're
putting
all
our
eggs
in
the
kanye
basket
he
walked
away
and
then
he
put
out
his
church
thing
and
it
was
exactly
what
they
built
uh
ouch
i
don't
think
jesus
would
approve
of
that
no
i
don't
i'm
not
gonna
pretend
to
know
much
about
jesus
but
from
what
i've
heard
that
would
not
be
on
me
it doesn't
seem
like
his
kind
of
thing
yeah
i
don't
i
don't
feel
like
anything
about
this
is
genuine
like
i
don't
think
that
he
genuinely
converted
i
think
this
is
all
just
a
money-making
scheme
i'm
sure
he's
uh
you
know
it's
very
common
for
that
culture
to
be
very
religious
not
in
terms
of
like
you
know
their
actions
but
you
know
talking
about
it
like
most
people
who
are
religious
you
think
does
he
so
i
know
he
he
quote
unquote
ran
for
president
but
not
really
do
you
think
he's
just
aiming
to
like
become
part
of
trump's
administration
if
he
gets
a
second
term
like
what's
the
what's
the
end
game
i
don't
know
trump
cannot
put
him
in
the
white
house
that's
too
far
i
mean
speakers
that
his
thing
were
his
own
family
so
like
why
not
why
not
kanye
west
we're
living
in
the
weirdest
timeline
they
can't
do
that
i
can't
accept
that
let's
not
even
talk
about
that
just
for
speaking
it
we've
made
it
come
into
being
i'm
just
gonna
concentrate
harder
i'm
playing
with
my
plumbing
fitting
now
people
love
it
so
this
is
a
this
is
just
an
insane
story
and
again
it's
yeah
you
can't
even
get
your
mind
around
how
stupid
this
is
and
yet
it's
gone
on
for
years
and
no
one
noticed
and
no
one
cared
that's
the
saddest
thing
most
of
scottish
wikipedia
is
written
by
an
american
in
mangled
english
scots
is
actually
an
official
language
of
scotland
an
administrator
of
the
scots
wikipedia
page
is
an
american
who
doesn't
speak
scots
but
simply
tries
to
write
in
a
scottish
accent
i
did
okay
so
i've
always
been
very
angry
and
hateful
toward
the
people
who
write
tweets
to
make
the
tweets
sound
like
they're
speaking
in
an
accent
are
they
actually
using
scots
i
think
they're
doing
what
this
person
did
right
yes
yeah
which
i
hate
it's
not
real
it's
not
real
it's
it's
stupid
don't
do
that
i
mean
i
know
people
love
it
but
it
just
drives
me
crazy
uh
the
article
goes
out
of
its
way
to
like
be
like
or
the
the
guy
who
complained
was
like
i'm
not
trying
to
be
gatekeeping
here
but
you
know
i
looked
into
this
and
it's
not
looking
good
uh
since
2013
a
user
a
self-professed
christian
intp
furry
what
is
it
uh
that
is
the
myers-briggs
personality
yeah
with
the
personality
classifier
thing
oh
okay
uh
living
somewhere
in
north
carolina
i
simply
written
articles
that
were
written
in
english
riddled
with
misspellings
that
mimic
a
spoken
scottish
accent
one
of
the
articles
were
written
blah
blah
blah
i'm
sorry
that's
fine
they
got
an
example
that
we
have
to
see
here
yeah
which
is
uh
bitcoin
for
example
peer
type
here
payment
session
introduced
as
open
source
system
see
let's
see
youtube
payment
system
introduced
peer
type
here
software
2009
by
developer
it's
hard
to
like
how
do
you
transliterate
a
scottish
accent
so
they
pointed
out
that
what
you
do
and
the
the
volume
that
this
person
produced
is
staggering
the
entire
scottish
wikipedia
is
the
same
person
so
they
pointed
out
what
they
did
there
are
online
tools
to
translate
common
words
into
scots
so
they
ran
that
ran
it
through
that
and
then
just
copy
pasted
so
the
word
like
developer
for
example
doesn't
have
a
word
a
scots
version
in
that
translator
just
leave
it
as
english
why
not
but
yeah
they
said
they
weren't
trying
to
do
anything
wrong
and
i
thought
they
were
helping
what
is
it
what
does
np
stand
for
is
that
like
basically
it's
uh
introvert
i
forget
what
the
end
thing
for
introvert
thinking
i
don't
know
what
the
p
stands
for
i
am
infj
i
took
that
quiz
a
couple
years
ago
well
i
think
this
person
has
been
misdiagnosed
i
think
they
are
very
mentally
challenged
a
lot
of
uh
the
uh
it's
not
a
it's
not
a
yeah
it's
a
diagnosis
it's
a
personality
test
then
why
would
you
label
them
as
that
what
does
that
even
mean
uh
they
said
they
do
it
to
try
to
help
you
get
along
better
with
other
people
in
a
business
setting
so
you
can
just
be
like
oh
that
person
you
know
what
invalidates
that
when
you
put
furry
at
the
end
of
it
that's
ridiculous
does
that
come
up
on
a
lot
of
conference
calls
you
think
so
here's
the
question
that
they
pose
and
this
is
an
excellent
question
do
you
remove
everything
that
this
person
has
done
if
you
do
remove
everything
this
person
has
done
you
will
be
going
back
to
a
version
of
that
wikipedia
from
2012.
i
think
you'd
you'd
either
have
to
maybe
not
even
remove
everything
all
at
once
but
like
go
through
and
re-edit
it
like
you
would
have
to
who's
gonna
do
it
apparently
no
one
cares
about
this
wikipedia
i
mean
they
didn't
catch
it
this
is
a
reoccurring
issue
i
think
with
smaller
languages
i've
heard
about
this
for
like
icelandic
there's
a
lot
of
words
that
don't
exist
in
icelandic
so
then
when
they
try
to
translate
them
for
like
textbooks
or
wikipedia
articles
and
stuff
they
have
to
use
the
english
and
it's
slowly
like
eroding
away
the
use
of
these
smaller
languages
there's
no
answer
for
it
yet
they're
like
we
don't
know
what
to
do
like
other
than
try
to
get
students
more
interested
in
learning
small
native
languages
like
that
it's
sad
but
maybe
just
the
way
it
works
literally
everything
about
that
was
sad
i'm
sad
for
having
talked
about
it
now
zoom
almost
every
week
have
we
missed
a
week
since
like
the
last
two
months
no
there
is
an
embarrassing
zoom
moment
every
week
there
was
the
guy
that
showered
there
was
a
woman
that
showered
um
i
was
the
other
one
they
all
involve
nudity
and
this
week
is
no
exception
philippines
government
official
caught
having
sex
during
a
zoo
meeting
i've
got
a
tiny
little
thumbnail
there
somewhere
oh
no
it's
making
noise
it
does
it
plays
music
there
we
go
there
he
is
and
there's
his
secretary
oh
yeah
oh
well
so
he
uh
they
finished
up
quickly
and
he
returned
to
the
meeting
as
if
nothing
happened
and
they
finished
the
meeting
and
i
don't
think
that
he
realized
until
after
and
no
one
said
anything
during
the
meeting
like
i probably
didn't
notice
they
were
very
professional
but
someone
did
notice
later
and
uh
he
will
be
losing
his
job
oops
no
word
on
the
secretary
the
replacement
might
be
like
no
let's
keep
that
secretary
did
you
guys
know
what
a
beefalo
was
no
chris
well
at
first
i
thought
of
don't
starve
remember
yeah
yeah
but
i
i
didn't
i
had
no
idea
that
might
be
a
real
thing
apparently
it
is
yeah is
it
a
cross
between
like
a
cow
and
a
uh
buffalo
yeah
that's
uh
that's
something
we
shouldn't
have
done
anyway
there's
one
out
in
the
wild
and
it's
mad
highly
aggressive
beefalo
that
escaped
a
meat
processing
plant
on
the
loose
in
plymouth
do
you
think
it
had
a
little
bit
of
an
introspection
and
it
saw
what
was
happening
at
the
meat
processing
plant
and
it's
like
i've
gotta
go
and
that's
wise
highly
aggressive
i
saw
a
buffalo
being
slaughtered
and
it
saw
a
cow
being
slaughtered
and
it
was
like
what
am
i
don't
starve
if
we
learn
anything
they're
usually
only
aggressive
when
they
have
red
butts
and
they're
ready
to
mate
well
this
one's
like
like
fiery
you
know
like
and
he's
just
terrorizing
so
they
pointed
out
they
sent
the
cops
out
but
they
didn't
really
have
a
plan
and
the
cops
found
him
and
he
was
like
you
know
like
scratching
to
the
dirt
and
they
were
like
all
right
bro
you
do
your
thing
so
how
do
you
catch
a
beefalo
on
the
loose
drink
darts
that's
gonna
think
but
here's
another
story
that
we
have
every
week
not
every
week
but
it's
getting
more
and
more
common
and
you
can't
blame
the
technology
here
these
are
just
idiots
and
uh
i
don't
think
this
is
gonna
stop
unfortunately
how
do
you
stop
this
no
tesla
with
autopilot
hits
a
cop
car
and
the
driver
admits
he
was
watching
a
movie
so
he
was
cited
for
losing
control
of
his
vehicle
and
having
a
television
in
the
car
oh
that
looks
like
a lot
of
damage
no
one
was
seriously
hurt
but
a
few
people
were
hurt
like
hurt
a
little
bit
i
think
the
stuff
the
stuff
in
the
front
door
there
that'll
buff
out
but
the
rear
i
don't
know
it's
gonna
cost
somebody
yeah
he
has
been
arrested
and
charged
with
uh
reckless
driving
or
something
like
that
if
he'd
kill
those
cops
oh
boy
yeah
he'd
be
autopiloting
his
way
into
uh
federal
prison
i
think
yeah
they
were
stopped
in
the
road
he
was
supposed
to
drive
around
them
but
the
tesla
autopilot
just
plowed
right
into
the
the
emergency
workers
are
a
little
bit
cavalier
about
blocking
that
lane
yeah
there
was
another
wreck
though
so
they
might
have
been
trying
to
stop
cars
from
going
into
the
debris
and
stuff
which
would
make
sense
there's
a
there
are
cops
who
like
it's
a
cop
versus
firefighter
and
they
want
the
firefighters
and
ambulances
to
pull
all
the
way
off
the
road
and
they
don't
and
they
like
try
to
write
them
tickets
and
stuff
i
saw
a story
about
that
which
is
ridiculous
yeah
that's
sort
of
nuts
penguins
uh
chris
have
you
seen
pingu
seems
like
your
kind
of
movie
no
i've
seen
the
memes
of
it
yeah
i've
not
seen
anything
i
really
don't
know
what
it's
about
but
thank
god
we
have
it
the
penguin
watching
pingu
so
he
doesn't
get
lonely
so
this
is
a
bbc
news
article
about
a
real
penguin
watching
pingu
so
that
he
can
see
that
there
are
other
penguins
there
he's
watching
it
on
an
ipad
there's
pengu
and
uh
oh
twitter
i
didn't
want
to
go
to
your
website
too
late
yeah
this
guy
is
they
say
he
doesn't
realize
that
pingu
is
a
penguin
he
just
likes
the
flashing
colors
i
don't
think
that
they
know
that
oops
does
that
the
biologist
said
oh
what'd
you
do
oh
you
accidentally
closed
it
no
i'll
do
close
to
happens
i
hate
that
they
moved
it
over
here
terrible
user
interface
[Music]
so
yeah
um
this
guy
for
whatever
reason
so
when
you're
born
as
a
penguin
you
have
the
soft
downy
fur
you
know
like
ducks
and
then
as
you
get
older
you
molt
that
out
and
you
get
like
the
waterproof
stuff
he
never
got
it
why
i
don't
know
why
but
he's
just
not
getting
his
waterproof
fur
and
uh
so
they
have
to
take
care
of
him
he's
a
mutant
yeah
they
said
it
probably
a
few
months
before
he
would
be
safe
to
like
put
back
in
the
ocean
at
which
point
he's
gonna
be
telling
all
his
penguin
friends
he's
like
no
dude
i
saw
they
had
this
piece
of
glass
and
there
was
this
crazy
soft
like
weird
glossy
penguin
on
it
and
they're
like
dude
you're
high
and
then
all
the
other
penguins
are
like
back
up
what's
glass
i
was
gonna
go
somewhere
else
far
darker
with
that
which
is
oh
you
know
his
his
fur
is
not
coming
in
right
so
he's
in
danger
of
freezing
to
death
no
problem
we'll
turn
up
the
co2
emissions
well
he's
in
australia
more
hungry
polar
bears
it
wasn't
it
closed
up
though
right
the
hole
above
australia
yeah
the
ozone
hole
yeah
but
now
our
magnetic
field's
collapsing
so
that's
fine
but
that's
over
south
america
so
wait
so
just
for
a
minute
let's
talk
about
the
the
polar
uh
the
poles
and
stuff
are
they
reversing
or
is
there
are
they
just
weakening
what's
happening
they
do
no
that's
not
what
that
is
but
they
do
reverse
everything
so
many
years
and
i
think
we're
do
one
right
yeah
yeah
i
don't
know
that's
just
maybe
that'll
be
the
november
event
that's
just
the
blueprint
because
that's
not
near
the
the
polls
yeah
it's
it's
uh
weirdly
it's
near
south
america
and
africa
they
also
move
yeah
oh
the
poles
yeah
yeah
they
shift
constantly
how
does
magnets
how
do
they
work
we
don't
even
know
this
is
a
story
about
a
uh
a
very
stupid
woman
doing
a
very
stupid
thing
maybe
to
get
attention
but
i
think
she
regrets
it
oh
this
is
making
noise
isn't
it
something
else
is
making
noise
no
is
it
the
penguin
story
hello
yeah
no
something
else
is
making
noise
oh
it's
this
one
it's
times
of
india
damn
you
times
eventually
that's
why
you
tune
in
folks
right
there
right
back
to
the
meat
very
stupid
woman
i
think
she
regrets
it
and
i
i
believe
that
because
uh
the
facebook
posts
were
embedded
in
this
article
and
this
user
has
deleted
their
account
phallic
meat
shaped
prompts
police
investigation
oh
phallic
shaped
meat
prompts
police
investigation
uh
i
don't
i
don't
know
you're
spending
time
on
that
yeah
so
she
bought
something
that
was
like
chicken
butts
was
it
chicken
smoked
turkey
tails
that's
what
it
was
now
she
thought
she
was
getting
smoked
turkey
tails
but
the
bag
was
labeled
pork
tails
but
one
of
them
unlike
all
the
others
looked
like
this
[Music]
note
that
there
is
a
bone
structure
in
that
but
she
being
quite
anatomically
ignorant
a
general
[ __ ]
said
what
oh
sorry
what
if
this
is
a
human
penis
why
does
she
joke
to
human
is
what
i
want
to
know
like
i
don't
know
but
uh
she
felt
that
it
was
enough
of
a
worry
to
contact
law
enforcement
and
here's
a
video
of
the
cops
checking
that
out
there's
there
she
is
she
didn't
know
how
many
cops
next
end
of
that
two
well
i
mean
what
if
it
had
what
you
know
what
if
it
was
a
real
thing
you
don't
know
i
do
know
i
mean
that
meat
packing
plant
could
be
run
by
the
mob
that
could
be
how
they
dispose
of
the
bodies
but
i
do
know
once
again
based
on
the
bones
that
don't
exist
in
the
human
penis
so
yeah
she
stuck
by
our
guns
for
a
while
but
like
i
said
they
embedded
the
facebook
here
and
uh
oh
something
something
she
saw
on
the
internet
made
her
think
this
was
uh
you
know
it's
ridiculous
although
those
cops
you
know
you
gotta
it's
like
they
were
getting
paid
either
way
yeah
whatever
at
least
we're
not
being
killed
by
riders
right
now
i
love
these
stories
from
social
media
about
how
stories
from
social
media
eventually
escalate
into
a
police
response
right
and
the
thing
that
blows
my
mind
is
that
a
lot
of
people
who
are
out
there
and
i'm
not
a
i'm
not
a
police
supporter
by
any
stretch
of
the
imagination
i'm
probably
the
most
anti-police
person
on
this
broadcast
for
sure
by
a
long
shot
but
these
people
go
out
and
they're
like
we
gotta
get
rid
of
the
cops
and
then
a
lit
tiny
little
thing
happens
and
what
do
they
do
every
time
pick
up
that
phone
i've
got
this
weird
shaped
piece
of
meat
and
bones
i
really
i
think
it's
a
murder
the
guy
that
was
missing
half
of
his
arm
on
that
video
real
eager
to
get
the
cops
there
for
some
reason
didn't
want
him
defunded
in
that
moment
so
in
japan
you
can't
just
call
the
cops
for
every
little
thing
they
don't
put
up
with
that
nonsense
and
when
the
monkeys
come
what
are
you
gonna
do
cops
aren't
gonna
respond
to
monkey
calls
you
gotta
go
for
somebody
else
three
grannies
in
japan
call
themselves
monkey
busters
with
uh
to
ward
off
crop
eating
monkeys
with
air
guns
so
they
have
some
some
really
nice
looking
airsoft
weapons
really
i
mean
they're
grandmas
and
they
shoot
monkeys
i
didn't
know
before
today
this
is
what
i
wanted
to
be
when
i
grew
up
[Laughter]
this
is
what
i
want
to
be
when
i
grow
up
now
the
one
on
the
right
there
i
don't
know
what
you
would
call
that
stance
probably
uh
chest
pain
i
guess
there's
not
enough
recoil
off
of
the
airsoft
cause
any
problems
but
yeah
so
this
is
a
small
town
and
they
got
a
monkey
problem
and
uh
if
you
are
if
you
live
in
this
town
you
got
a
garden
you
see
some
monkeys
you
call
them
up
they'll
drop
whatever
they're
doing
and
grab
their
arsenal
and
come
and
wreck
those
monkeys
you
take
the
snack
you
get
the
clap
i
wonder
if
that
means
that
the
monkeys
will
just
continue
to
get
more
and
more
aggressive
a
fed
monkey's
a
dead
monkey
is
that
what
you're
saying
do
you
think
they're
going
with
like
full
co2
probably
yeah
the
monkeys
are
just
hanging
out
with
little
bbs
under
their
skin
all
the
time
curse
those
women
i
like
to
see
them
escalate
to
compound
bows
i
think
that
would
get
the
job
done
i
think
what
about
the
uh
if
one
of
the
monkeys
like
gets
really
aggressive
it's
not
an
airsoft
is
not
going
to
stop
it
like
if
it's
really
angry
and
it's
like
it
sounds
like
you're
advocating
for
bayonets
which
i
like
where
you're
going
yeah
a
monkey
would
just
rip
their
arms
off
yeah
monkeys
are
strong
so
uh
yeah
in
japan
you
can
roll
around
with
airsofts
and
shoot
monkeys
because
they
got
a
little
bit
more
freedoms
but
you
take
a
little
tiny
boat
trip
over
to
uh
hong
kong
and
some
seemingly
everyday
items
are
no
longer
allowed
yeah
which
i
don't
think
there
are
any
specific
laws
against
this
it's
just
that
they're
like
yeah
we're
sure
we
know
what
you're
going
to
do
with
that
in
first
a
man
has
been
jailed
for
possessing
cable
ties
he
was
found
guilty
of
possession
of
a
weapon
and
intend
to
cause
a
disruption
i
don't
think
they
called
it
a
weapon
didn't
they
yeah
no
it
was
labeled
a
weapon
because
he
had
how
could
it
be
a
weapon
though
it's
really
something
that
you
used
to
tie
someone
down
with
change
oh
yeah
offensive
weapon
or
other
instrument
so
that's
i
guess
that's
another
instrument
yeah
for
unlawful
purposes
he
had
48
zip
ties
and
they
were
like
oh
he's
going
to
zip
ties
uh
he's
going
to
zip
tie
barriers
together
it's
like
okay
but
you
didn't
show
intent
that's
how
dicey
things
are
in
hong
kong
well
he
showed
up
to
a
protest
with
them
in
his
pocket
that
was
all
the
intent
they
needed
in
that
court
it's
kind
of
horrifying
really
now
what
could
you
be
doing
with
48
cable
ties
well
you
just
you
have
a
like
i've
i've
carried
around
that
many
just
to
have
what
if
we
bought
them
that
day
they
mentioned
he's
a
real
estate
agent
though
like
this
is
the
kind
of
stuff
you
do
when
you're
moving
a
lot
like
maybe
he
gives
them
out
to
clients
it's
like
oh
hey
we're
getting
ready
to
move
in
and
like
maybe
he
has
like
a
package
he
makes
or
zip
tying
like
some
promotional
material
up
yeah
shipping
it
out
yeah
yeah
does
it
tie
some
posters
yeah
that's
a
tough
one
i
think
the
the
message
there
is
not
like
zip
ties
aren't
allowed
the
messages
don't
go
to
protests
yeah
we
will
find
a
reason
that's
the
intended
message
yeah
it
doesn't
matter
if
you
aren't
doing
anything
illegal
we
will
find
something
which
kind
of
sounds
familiar
this
is
my
favorite
story
of
the
week
and
our
final
story
and
i'm
gonna
start
not
with
the
headline
but
with
the
image
in
question
and
uh
if
you
think
that
has
to
be
fake
i
showed
this
to
several
people
because
i
love
sharing
this
link
and
everybody
was
like
that's
photoshopped
nope
it's
not
it's
not
i
like
the
headline
there
or
the
the
crawl
fiery
but
mostly
peaceful
protests
after
police
shooting
that
looks
like
a
war
zone
back
there
i
mean
is
this
oh
it's
kenosha
washington
i'm
sorry
i
saw
that
thought
that
said
kosovo
wisconsin
don't
correct
him
yeah
and
so
he
is
literally
they're
burned
out
husks
of
cars
and
smoke
and
just
you
know
horror
in
the
background
but
it's
mostly
peaceful
and
the
headline
is
basically
just
you
know
cnn
panned
for
on
air
graphic
reading
fiery
but
mostly
peaceful
protest
what
was
the
was
it
the
iraq
uh
minister
the
communications
minister
was
like
oh
that's
just
shock
and
awe
there's
nothing
going
on
in
the
background
it's
totally
fine
what
what
does
it
take
before
we
just
declare
there's
some
sort
of
war
going
on
like
they
also
pointed
out
uh
they
ran
another
headline
this
was
also
cnn
uh
yeah
apm
curfew
ordered
after
violent
protests
and
then
somebody
got
a
tap
on
the
shoulder
they
had
to
take
the
word
violent
out
because
the
protests
weren't
violent
uh
three
people
were
shot
and
one
man
died
but
it
wasn't
violent
we
can't
call
it
that
it
was
peaceful
mostly
peaceful
there
were
some
fires
did
uh
so
i
think
this
past
weekend
which
was
like
a
week
ago
when
they're
watching
this
there
was
a
the
march
on
washington
did
that
generate
anything
i
don't
know
if
it
was
in
washington
or
wisconsin
but
somebody
else
got
killed
last
night
i
don't
think
it
was
in
washington
washington
dc
yeah
it's
weird
how
there's
like
a
huge
march
there
and
like
no
one's
really
reporting
on
it
but
someone
definitely
got
shot
last
night
and
died
portland
i
feel
like
it's
every
city
now
it's
like
i
don't
know
uh
this
is
not
it's
disturbing
on
many
levels
because
the
information
is
polluted
and
like
what's
happening
there's
no
honesty
around
anything
well
it's
not
only
polluted
but
they're
just
not
showing
us
most
of
it
anymore
there's
only
so
many
twitter
trends
i
can
watch
trying
to
find
live
streams
i
think
maybe
like
five
people
owning
all
forms
of
u.s
media
was
perhaps
a
bad
idea
yeah
and
the
one
mega
company
you
get
your
news
from
here
well
but
though
which
is
owned
by
one
of
the
mega
companies
that
censors
the
hell
out
of
it
we
don't
know
either
like
you
could
dig
into
this
kind
of
thing
and
like
you
just
keep
digging
and
it's
just
a
rabbit
hole
of
insanity
because
like
you
read
a
thing
and
it's
like
oh
that's
outrageous
and
then
you
go
read
and
you
actually
watch
a
bunch
of
like
really
unsettling
videos
like
super
like
nightmare
fuel
videos
and
then
it's
like
i
don't
think
that's
what
happened
at
all
you
think
it's
a
rabbit
hole
but
then
once
you
get
down
in
there
it's
filled
with
snakes
and
they're
angry
i
don't
know
chris
give
us
a
mostly
peaceful
goodbye
[Laughter]
how
great
would
it
be
if
you
just
smashed
that
i
would
not
smash
him
[Laughter]
are
you
gonna
have
the
you
know
like
you're
gonna
be
able
to
carve
him
or
are
you
gonna
love
him
too
much
no
i'll
definitely
do
something
i
don't
know
if
i'm
gonna
carve
him
or
if
i'm
gonna
use
him
for
food
i
haven't
decided
yet
he
could
make
pumpkin
seeds
they
could
yeah
i
could
i
might
plant
some
i
actually
might
save
some
i'm
gonna
save
some
pepper
seeds
for
next
year
as
well
oh
i
think
when
we
carved
ours
we
still
use
the
inside
for
pumpkin
pie
somehow
yeah
i
know
a lot
of
times
we
used
to
save
the
seeds
and
roast
them
for
a
snack
you're
going
to
keep
the
genetics
going
what
are you
going
to
call
your
strain
of
pumpkin
mini
i
think
this
was
a
a
sugar
pie
pumpkin
or
something
like
that
i
can't
remember
the
the
name
so
it'd
be
like
baby
sugar
pumpkin
sugar
baby
oh
that's
cute
it
probably
already
exists
but
now
we're
reinventing
i
don't
know
what's
all
right
that's
it
that's
the
end
of
our
program
thank
you
all
thanks
again
lenode
we'll
see
you
next


[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
what
is
going
on
man
welcome
to
another
video
today
I
want
to
tell
y'all
about
a
few
things
that
you're
probably
doing
on
a
daily
basis
without
even
realizing
it
that
are
completely
sabotaging
your
self-confidence
they're
making
you
mentally
weaker
and
they're
just
stopping
you
from
reaching
your
full
potential
in
life
and
yeah
I
know
it
is
way
too
early
to
have
a
Christmas
tree
up
trust
me
it
was
not
my
decision
[Music]
number
one
you've
been
talking
[ __ ]
bro
so
I'll
tell
you
something
that
helps
me
build
a
lot
of
confidence
in
myself
is
when
I
realized
that
people
who
are
hating
on
me
are
doing
it
from
a
place
of
insecurity
so
if
someone
drops
a
comment
in
my
video
and
they're
like
this
guy
is
such
a
loser
his
gap-toothed
is
so
big
I
could
drive
a
truck
through
it
this
guy
is
such
a
loser
I
can't
believe
anyone
would
take
his
advice
like
it
used
to
get
to
me
and
it
made
me
question
myself
then
I
realized
but
why
would
someone
say
something
like
this
what's
motivating
them
and
it's
actually
pretty
obvious
right
people
hate
on
other
people
to
feel
better
about
themselves
so
if
someone
calls
me
a
loser
they
call
you
a
loser
it's
probably
because
they
feel
like
a
loser
themselves
but
when
they
say
that
for
an
instant
and
makes
them
feel
like
they're
better
than
you
but
here's
the
thing
outside
of
the
YouTube
comments
it's
pretty
rare
to
see
someone
blatantly
hate
on
someone
else
right
to
their
face
however
what
we
all
pretty
much
do
every
single
day
is
we
gossip
about
other
people
when
we
talk
to
[ __ ]
about
other
people
behind
their
back
like
I
can
remember
back
when
I
sucked
with
girls
whenever
I
was
hanging
out
with
other
friends
who
also
sucked
with
girls
we
would
talk
[ __ ]
about
our
friends
who
were
good
with
girls
and
we
could
be
like
yeah
well
that
girl
he
just
hooked
up
with
she
wasn't
that
cute
anyway
she
was
kind
of
gross
sorry
you
know
what
I
bet
he
lied
about
that
girl
last
weekend
and
I
know
that
gossiping
like
this
feels
normal
and
everybody
does
if
you
have
to
realize
when
you're
doing
it
it's
because
you
feel
less
than
the
person
you're
talking
[ __ ]
about
and
it's
making
you
feel
better
about
yourself
by
talking
that
[ __ ]
by
the
way
breakfast
today
is
oats
mixed
with
chocolate
protein
powder
peanut
butter
and
then
some
of
these
like
these
brownie
bits
from
Trader
Joe's
anyway
all
of
these
are
reasons
why
I've
developed
a
very
strict
no
shit-talking
policy
for
myself
and
whenever
I
catch
myself
talking
[ __ ]
I
stop
and
I
ask
myself
why
am
i
talking
[ __ ]
and
usually
it's
because
the
person
I'm
talking
[ __ ]
about
they're
more
successful
than
me
at
something
so
then
I
asked
all
right
what
can
I
learn
from
them
and
what
can
I
do
to
get
on
their
level
[Music]
speaking
of
our
daily
habits
these
little
earbuds
right
here
from
Ray
Khan
have
allowed
me
to
listen
to
so
much
more
dope
music
every
single
day
and
that's
why
I
decided
to
partner
with
Ray
Khan
to
be
the
sponsor
of
today's
video
right
now
I'm
wearing
their
e
25
model
and
I
love
these
because
they're
so
easy
to
use
they
come
with
this
little
carrying
case
that
also
charges
them
so
when
you
take
them
out
they
automatically
turn
on
and
pair
with
your
phone
and
when
you
put
them
back
in
there
they
automatically
turn
off
and
start
charging
again
this
means
you
get
around
24
hours
of
listening
each
time
you
charge
the
case
which
is
just
insane
plus
the
sound
quality
is
dope
these
guys
are
little
but
they
pack
some
serious
bass
and
probably
my
favorite
part
they
have
a
super
minimalist
design
and
they
look
clean
in
your
ear
these
have
quickly
become
my
go-to
headphones
for
the
gym
or
just
cruising
around
town
and
the
amazing
thing
is
they
actually
start
at
about
half
the
price
of
other
premium
here
buzz
in
the
market
don't
worry
they
can
take
the
fall
and
they've
already
started
their
Black
Friday
deals
so
if
you
click
that
first
link
in
description
you're
gonna
get
the
best
price
possible
if
you
pick
some
off
I
deal
with
like
different
make
the
lemon
squeeze
identity
bounce
back
and
get
the
cheddar
cheese
I
guess
it's
funny
helping
me
number
two
you're
searching
for
the
dopamine
so
tell
me
if
this
sounds
familiar
you
get
home
from
work
or
from
school
you
have
some
alone
time
and
then
you
had
start
to
have
uncomfortable
thoughts
so
maybe
you
saw
this
smoking-hot
girl
at
the
gym
and
you
start
thinking
oh
man
it
would
be
amazing
to
date
a
girl
like
that
but
then
you
think
that's
never
gonna
happen
she's
out
of
my
league
you
started
having
this
depressing
thoughts
to
yourself
and
then
what
do
you
do
I
mean
I
can
tell
you
for
certain
that
what
I
used
to
do
was
try
and
cover
it
up
so
maybe
I
would
go
jerk
off
to
some
porn
maybe
I
would
go
ask
my
roommate
if
you
wanted
to
smoke
up
and
play
video
games
maybe
I
hit
up
one
of
my
Bros
and
ask
him
do
you
want
to
go
out
and
get
drunk
tonight
basically
I'd
immediately
try
and
do
something
that
would
distract
myself
from
this
pain
and
also
give
me
like
a
short-term
pleasure
a
short-term
dopamine
release
just
to
keep
me
happy
for
that
night
and
look
man
I
know
that
I'm
not
the
only
one
who
does
this
we
all
do
this
[ __ ]
I
still
do
it
sometimes
today
I'm
not
perfect
and
here's
the
scary
part
it's
a
sustainable
strategy
like
every
time
you
feel
kind
of
uncomfortable
or
unhappy
with
yourself
you
can
go
get
drunk
get
hot
watch
some
porn
you
know
pick
your
poison
it's
going
to
cover
up
that
pain
and
it's
going
to
distract
you
but
the
scary
thing
is
that
if
you
keep
doing
that
you're
never
going
to
give
yourself
the
space
to
actually
experience
those
uncomfortable
thoughts
and
feelings
and
then
figure
out
what
you
need
to
actually
do
to
stop
having
them
in
the
first
place
so
when
this
happens
to
me
now
and
I
get
in
one
of
these
uncomfortable
thought
patterns
I
still
get
that
initial
urge
to
do
something
bad
but
what
I
try
and
do
is
just
sit
there
and
be
with
the
feeling
so
if
I'm
sad
or
angry
I
sit
there
and
let
myself
be
sad
and
angry
I'll
kind
of
meditate
on
it
and
focus
on
my
breath
and
what
you'll
find
is
that
usually
these
emotions
are
temporary
they're
gonna
pass
through
you
and
you
know
5
10
15
minutes
later
you're
gonna
feel
a
lot
more
calm
and
then
you're
gonna
have
a
lot
better
perspective
so
maybe
you
got
rejected
by
a
girl
and
you're
pissed
the
[ __ ]
off
now
that
you've
calmed
down
you
can
think
you
know
what
can
I
do
better
next
time
so
that
I
don't
get
rejected
like
this
again
rather
than
just
going
and
getting
drunk
or
jerking
off
or
some
[ __ ]
and
then
just
repeating
the
same
dumb
mistakes
over
and
over
again
[Music]
and
for
some
reason
if
that
emotion
does
not
pass
and
I
still
feel
like
I
need
to
go
do
something
then
I
take
out
a
fat
ass
scoop
of
bulk
to
the
dome
and
go
get
a
monster
workout
so
if
you're
like
me
and
you
workout
in
a
commercial
gym
my
biggest
pet
peeve
is
you
can't
use
chalk
because
they
they
just
get
anal
about
using
chalk
so
I
would
definitely
recommend
investing
in
some
liquid
chalk
like
if
you're
trying
to
lift
heavier
and
heavier
weights
it's
super
cheap
just
got
it
on
Amazon
and
it
does
the
same
basic
thing
that
jock
does
anyway
today
we're
not
going
for
a
new
PR
I
know
it's
not
as
fun
we're
working
with
a
little
bit
lower
weight
a
little
bit
higher
reps
we're
on
the
bench
press
we're
doing
245
pounds
for
four
sets
of
eight
reps
so
let's
put
in
the
rate
cons
let's
get
to
work
[Music]
coming
a
nice
bra
also
quick
reminder
this
Thursday
we're
doing
a
big
Black
Friday
sale
I
don't
want
to
early
but
a
Black
Friday
sale
for
edge
so
these
tank
tops
these
hats
these
joggers
everything
is
gonna
be
insanely
discounted
so
make
sure
I
make
sure
you
stay
tuned
forgot
my
water
bottle
make
sure
you
stay
tuned
so
for
the
post-workout
gains
we're
at
this
spot
called
cava
it's
like
it's
like
a
Chipotle
for
Greek
food
and
we
actually
add
this
back
in
Boston
neither
of
us
liked
it
but
everybody
deserves
a
second
chance
so
this
is
what
my
bowl
looks
like
it's
like
a
spicy
chicken
with
a
bunch
of
other
[ __ ]
also
got
the
lemonade
and
y'all
know
it
the
chocolate
chip
cookies
I'm
gonna
be
honest
this
is
significantly
better
than
I
remember
probably
get
eight
out
of
ten
I
think
last
time
I
made
the
mistake
they
have
so
many
different
flavors
and
sauces
and
things
you
can
choose
from
and
last
time
I
just
put
like
everything
in
it
and
it
didn't
taste
like
anything
number
three
the
blame
game
so
when
there's
a
situation
in
your
life
that
you're
not
happy
with
there's
two
basic
ways
you
can
respond
let's
say
that
you've
never
had
a
steady
girlfriend
and
it
seems
impossible
for
you
to
get
dates
with
attractive
girls
you
can
tell
yourself
[ __ ]
all
these
girls
all
they're
trying
to
do
is
play
games
it's
not
even
worth
trying
anymore
or
maybe
in
the
gym
no
matter
what
you
do
with
your
die
and
your
workouts
you
can't
see
any
results
so
you
tell
yourself
I
just
got
bad
genetics
of
this
[ __ ]
is
ever
gonna
work
for
me
or
maybe
you're
not
making
a
lot
of
money
right
now
so
you
tell
yourself
[ __ ]
all
these
dudes
who
interviewed
me
in
the
past
and
didn't
give
me
the
job
it's
their
fault
basically
you're
playing
the
blame
game
it's
everybody
else's
fault
but
your
own
and
it's
normal
to
do
this
because
it's
a
defense
mechanism
if
it's
not
your
fault
then
there's
nothing
you
can
do
to
change
the
situation
so
you
don't
have
to
worry
about
it
anymore
you
don't
even
have
to
try
anymore
now
the
second
way
to
respond
the
better
way
is
to
take
full
ownership
and
own
that
[ __ ]
okay
I
haven't
been
having
success
with
girls
why
well
for
me
back
in
the
day
it's
because
I
wasn't
even
putting
myself
out
there
and
trying
like
if
you're
not
trying
to
meet
girls
they're
not
magically
just
gonna
show
up
at
your
apartment
bro
maybe
you
take
a
look
in
the
mirror
and
you're
looking
kind
of
sloppy
you're
like
all
right
I
need
to
hit
the
gym
I
need
to
improve
my
wardrobe
and
get
clothes
that
you
know
they
compliment
my
body
if
you're
working
a
shitty
job
and
barely
making
any
money
what
can
you
do
well
maybe
you
can
improve
your
resume
and
start
applying
five
jobs
every
single
day
the
point
here
is
you
start
thinking
like
alright
what
can
I
do
to
change
this
[ __ ]
when
you
start
thinking
that
way
you're
immediately
going
to
have
a
confidence
boost
because
all
of
a
sudden
you
have
control
over
the
situation
and
you
realize
you
need
to
take
action
you
need
to
get
your
ass
out
there
and
[ __ ]
start
doing
[ __ ]
and
when
you
start
actually
doing
[ __ ]
instead
of
just
complaining
about
[ __ ]
and
thinking
about
[ __ ]
something
magical
happens
you
make
progress
and
you
start
to
believe
in
yourself
oh
that
talk
on
me
I'll
fire
it
up
man
I
don't
know
why
I'm
holding
my
tripod
but
if
you
made
it
to
the
end
of
this
video
I
appreciate
you
bro
if
you're
new
to
this
channel
what
are
you
even
doing
click
subscribe
answer
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on
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I
dropped
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I
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to
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of
y'all
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video
if
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bro
stay
beastly


where's H 115 I Pro launched alongside the H 150 I pro the first two closed-loop liquid coolers to use the ASA tech sixth generation pump as we said in the H 150 I Pro review Mesa Tech didn't do Corsair any favors here the new pump isn't much different from the old one and primarily focuses on RGB implementations akin to NZXT T's custom work on the X x-2 series regardless courser has taken this and used it as an opportunity to bundle their new CLC's with silenced focused fans the ML 120 pro fans before that this video is brought to you by thermal grizzly makers of the conductor hot liquid metal that we recently used to drop 20 degrees off of our temperatures thermal grizzly also makes traditional thermal compounds we use on top of the IHS like cryo not and hydronaut pastes learn more at the link below this review is pretty basic it's not too hard to go through or digest but let's recap a couple of the main differences with the ASX sixth-generation pump so the 6th gen pump is one that we tore down previously with the h 150 i pro this one right here it's a 360 cooler it should be priced at 150 260 USD this one's 140 now I say the 360 should be because checking new egg there was one third-party marketplace seller who listed the H 150 I Pro for six hundred and fifty dollars basically the cost of well I would say graphics card but we all know how that goes so the cost of a 1050 right now anyway though that's supposed to be 150 160 this is 140 Price certains 10 bucks not a big difference for 360 versus 280 now as far as performance Corsair basically focused their fans used on these devices the ML 120 s to be more silence driven they don't spin up that fast then all on 20 pros really only go up at 140 millimeters to about 1050 1100 rpm somewhere in that range and that means you're gonna be limited on your cooling performance but if the focus is silent and not cooling then we need to focus more on how does it perform for acoustics as far as the AC tech pump to get everyone back up to speed when we did our teardown of this cooler the primary difference is where the actual impeller inside of the pump block so the impeller is now a metal impeller that more resembles the old Dyna Tron impellers that were used in an Tex 1250 series coolers it's more similar to those it's a bit higher quality than the three-pronged plastic impeller that was used in ASA tech forth 4.5 and 5th gen products including the previous H 150 and I not to be confused with the HT 115 I pro both are 280 milliliters the fans are significantly different and the pumps are one generation or so apart might be two at this point but the ASA tech contributions though basically different impeller and the different impeller is part of an effort to maintain low permeation of the tubes and of the liquid leaving the loop over time so you have slightly different aging characteristics between the pumps six gens not been out long enough to really fully gauge those yet it should theoretically be better in terms of noise and cooling performance and pump speed things like that a sec hasn't changed a whole lot of course hair dictated most of the design the coat plates a little bit smaller things like that but the primary differences really do come down to the impellers different and there's built-in RGB integration now with the ACE tech stock coolers which we have footage of the ASA tech stock ones before they get branded as well let's get into testing though for full testing methodology as always click the link in the description below for the full article which has testing notes as indicated there's a silence focused its loudest noise output for full system the way is with two 140 ml pros is only thirty seven ish DBA as we'll get to which means that for noise normalized thermals which we do at 40 DBA we run into a bit of a problem but we'll talk about that in a moment for standard flat out thermal testing the coarser h 115 i pro lands about fifty to sixty percent of the way down our full chart the flat out speeds for the h 115 i pro operate right around EVGA c LC 280 at equivalent RPMs in terms of thermal performance EVGA spins a lot faster but when we match them to the same RPMs they're not too different at 39 degrees above ambient h 115 i pro is operating at 37 decibels DBA something we'll discuss later and lands just three degrees warmer than the 360 millimeter H 150 I pro at 40 DB a position versus the EVGA CLC 280 performance is similar at ten fifty rpm but other factors enter play EVGA is CLC 280 cost about $140 the same as the H 115 I Pro and takes a much different visual approach EVGA fans can spin up significantly faster as well but will hit 57 DBA when maxed basically unusable at that noise level unless in very specific use cases other competitors adjacent to the 115 I pro include the X 40 to 140 cooler at much higher fan speeds of 1700 rpm and of course higher noise levels and the Ice Bear 420 at lower fan speeds and with anemic fans and an anemic pump moving on to noise testing the coarser H 115 I Pro again looked at silence we see that the out-of-the-box acoustics operating at 100% fan speeds land the H 115 I Pro at 37 DBA for total system noise in this testing this plants it within margin of error of the X 61 at 10:50 rpm and CLC 280 at 10:50 rpm the difference between these rankings is that unlike EVGA x ext Corsair is already at its maximum fan speed the included fans been at lower rpm and coarser does excellently here for focusing on limiting the noise output and has managed to build a set of fans that operate at a competitive noise and thermal level with other 280 millimeter closed-loop coolers when have similar noise levels on this chart barring the ek predator that was manually tuned to the lowest rpm it could sustain the H 115 I Pro is technically the quietest 280 cooler to be fair though it is within margin of error of others that have been manually tuned down to lower speeds we didn't have the same highly audible pump whine as we did with the H 150 I pro but each cooler uses an AC tech 6 gen pump we'd imagine this is more to do with manufacturing tolerances in variants than anything in our H 115 I Pro came a bit later so it might be from a different production batch maybe retail as opposed to pre-production or something like that for noise normalization it doesn't really work here like it normally does in order to hit 40 DBA on the 115 I Pro we'd have to use it louder and faster fans on the cooler typically this is a test of 40 DB a output with stock fans Corsair operates below that natively even with full system noise factored in so we'll keep this in mind for future noise normalization benchmarks and might do an additional lower DBA noise test regardless just for perspective h1 15 I pro at 37 DB a functionally handicapped versus the others and a 3 DB a difference which is there for entering noticeable territory lands between the EK flute gaming at 240 and the original h 115 I unit not the pro just to be clear here and then it all comes down to price the H 115 I pro is $140 the H 150 I pro should be 150 160 in that range not a big price difference you do get a bit more flexibility on fan tuning it with the 360 rad instead but it comes down to whether you want to actually do that type of thing and also does it fit in the case in question EVGA CLC 280 is also about 140 these days and the H 159 on Pro is 130 $240 X 52 $131 they're all about the same in terms of price it's a 10 maybe $20 variants for all these coolers in terms of cooling performance if you're willing to change the fan speeds the thermal performance can be made about equal the out of the box acoustics as opposed to the out of box thermals is the bigger question here if you're not willing to do any fan speed tuning or any custom fan curves and you just run it flat out the H 115 I Pro will start you at a much lower noise level and still perform completely adequately for basically any CPU under reasonable conditions ie not the hashtag rip LTT CPU benchmark we recently ran because that was a lot of wattage but up until crazy points like that it's pretty good it will perform slightly behind in terms of thermals when matched against things that are louder or allowed to operate louder like the EVGA CLC 280 at max fan rpm but at max fan rpm that cooler is about 57 DBA in our testing so you enter territory where it's kind of unusable for a lot of people it'll come down then to how you feel about the noise and how you feel that doing work fan curves this doesn't really leave you much room to do much tweaking because it's already more or less operating at its optimal level in terms of noise to performance so you don't have a lot of room to play there you can lower the RPMs if you want it even quieter but there's no room to go up and that think pretty much wraps up the cooler overall the H 150 I Pro I think somewhat disappointed us it was not an intensely large improvement over previous coolers that Corsairs made the main differences are things that we can't see I think that's kind of why it's easy to be disappointed by the new pro series of coolers that use six gen pumps because if most of the improvements are things like improving reliability on ASA tax end and decreasing permeation slowing down the rate of permeation improving the pump in a way that air pockets or hot spots in the tubing don't form as much or hot spots in the pump housing don't form and cause plastic to deform over time stuff like that that's basically mostly improvements as ASA tech has informed me in the past so if those are most the improvements that stuff you can't really see and in terms of warranty they're not all that different I think it might be a difference of a year or something that most but either way primarily invisible improvements doesn't mean they're not there it just means that it might not be something you'd ever notice because it's something you'd have to have old and new simultaneously and function and also lots of them to eliminate variance but that's that's it if you're looking at buying an H 115 I we still like that cooler a lot you can get a $10 cheaper the fans run faster and therefore it can cool better however it uses the old generation pump which may be completely irrelevant we need time to tell and it uses faster fans so you have to do a bit of tuning and that's that's really all there is to it it comes down to how you feel about the noise so that's it for this one as always patreon link in the description below go to patreon.com/scishow and access alves that directly make sure you subscribe to get additional reviews we have some other CLC's coming up and other thermal testing that you all will be interested and go to store in I cameras Nexus net to make sure you buy one of our mod mats that are now going to be I think in stock within a couple days of this video going live they're not in stock at that time so pick one up thanks for watching I'll see you all next time


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this episode is made possible by the realistic online game war thunder check out this game through the link in the description below go through that link and not only will you support this trove you get a free premium tank aircraft or ship and three days of premium time as a bonus and let's get into it because today we're answering a viewer question because M's Silverman asks us why on the windows aligns with the rows of seats on planes while airplane manufacturers do design the planes with general row positioning and pitch the measurements from one seat to the same exact point on the seat in front or behind it in mind with the windows often lining up with the seats the designers exact recommended arrangement is rarely if ever followed you see the final placement of seats is left up to the individual airlines that purchase the plane to make the seating arrangement as flexible as possible for airlines there are multiple tracks on the floors that the seats are mounted on this allows the seeds to easily be moved closer together or farther apart the airlines can even switch the aisle arrangement via moving a line of seats to a completely different track for example on some versions of the Boeing 777 Boeing recommends a layout of three plus three plus three with a 32-inch 81-point to send me to pitch for Economy passengers in this layout you need a passenger density of 67% before a passenger may be required to sit next to someone else and if some passengers choose to sit next to one another the percentage is even higher before other passengers must sit next to someone boeing recommends this they are because in internal studies they've conducted they claimed that one of the biggest factors in passenger perception of comfort on a flight is whether or not there is someone sitting next to them nevertheless disregarding the manufacturer recommendation pitch on a given class of seats on the 777 varies from airline to airline resulting in the seats not necessarily lining up with the windows and it is not uncommon for airlines to choose to go with an arrangement of two plus five plus two in Economy on this plane which requires only a passenger load of 55% before people potentially have to start sitting next to each other for reference United Airlines flies at around a 70 to 75 percent passenger load per flight on average on that notes as is readily apparent to any one who's flown recently for various reasons airlines are increasingly less about the comfort of their customers who often have little other choice but do take planes for fast long distance travel atoms they're more about how much money they can suck out of each flight since passenger seating is the biggest moneymaker for airlines they try to cram as many seats as possible on a plane beyond profitability this also allows them to be more competitive with their pricing to try to get customers to choose their line over a competitor this is particularly important for relatively short flights where customers almost always pick ticket price over comfort no matter how much they'll later complain about that miserable flight towards this end only a few decades ago the average pitch between seats on commercial aircraft was 34 inches eighty six point three centimeters but today this is diminished to just 31 inches that's seventy eight point seven centimeters with even 28 inch 71 centimeter pitch seats now starting to be introduced a lines are not only shrinking the pitch between seats but also in some cases of the width despite the general populace as ever expanding girth for instance while 18 inches 45 point seven centimeters or more was once the norm for Economy Class 18.5 inches still being the recommendation by Boeing for economy seats on the 777 Rose's narrow is sixteen point seven inches forty-two point four centimeters are not unheard of today for reference the average adult's shoulder width is approximately 16 inches though of course vary significantly from person to person and whether or not the person is male or female if narrowed enough on certain planes this allows for an extra seat in each row for example the Airbus a330 was designed to have eight seats in a row but it's not uncommon for airlines to use thinner than the recommended width of seats to accommodate nine seats in a row on this aircraft and if you're wondering according to Cynthia Corbett of the FAA there is no set rule for how many passengers and seats can be crammed into commercial aircraft and the exit rows are even allowed to have the seat blocked the exit by up to fifty percent the only caveat is that the FAA requires all commercial aircraft to be able to be fully evacuated in less than 90 seconds with half of the exits blocked this must be demonstrated by manufacturers in both computer simulations and in life tests and we've got more on the inherently flawed nature of this testing in the bonus section which follows shortly but for now next time you're on a plane and the window doesn't line up with your seat know that the reason behind this is because the airline used a different seating plan than the plane manufacturers recommendation generally this was in order to cram more seats into the aircraft and save money and do not forget to stretch your legs and flex your leg muscles occasionally on a long-distance flight and whatever way you can manage given the tight quarters we have a diminishing our legroom aboard commercial flights is resulting in more incidents of flight induced venous thrombosis so regular stretching and movement while flying might just save your life now the good news is that flying is massively safe and those health concerns are probably your biggest concern on a plane and it should definitely remain that way and you should leave all of the dangerous air combat and death to you're playing off today's sponsor war thunder and I want to tell you about war thunder before we get into the bonus content today well thunder is a free-to-play military 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for registering and let's get into something a little different a bonus discussion which we hope your comment on below this video while no regulatory body is much concerned with the windows lining up with the seats on commercial aircraft numerous consumer issues concerning the current state of airline travel in the United States did spark the formation of the Department of Transportation's Advisory Committee for aviation consumer protection in 2012 in 2015 they specifically began looking in depth at Airlines cramming more and more people into flights and in the process uncovered the many safety issues that this results in to begin with the recommended crash position that has been proven to minimize injury and death in the event of an airplane crashes to bend forward with essentially your head in your lap the problem is that with the ever diminishing pitch more and more people cannot physically assume this position given how close the seat is in front of them this is compounded by the fact that new slimline seats with hard rather than padded backs allowing for the saving of a couple of inches per seat to accommodate more rows of seats have been introduced so in the event of a crash not only can those of the pall of persuasion not necessarily assume the crash position but there is a strong risk that they'll smack their head against a very hard seat back in front of them in these types of emergency situations of course this could all be solved very easily without any real modification to most commercial planes via implementing the safety recommendation of dr. John Paul Stapp one of the 20th century's leading badasses and on the side crash test expert both in aviation and in automobiles he's also the guy who named and popularized Murphy's Law the more on his incredibly fascinating story ins just how much of a badass he was go check out our video titled who was Murphy in Murphy's Law so what was dr snaps recommendation well that was to simply turn passenger seats arounds to face backwards as this is drastically safer in crashes and at least in aviation it would be simple to do on any commercial airliner requiring no modification other than to simply turn the seat arounds in its track as staff and subsequent research by NASA shows humans can take the most g-forces and receive fewer injuries with the eyes back force where your g-force is a pushing you back into your seat with the seat cushions themselves also blending a hand and overall safety this also ensures tall people won't smack their heads and bodies against anything in front of them in a crash despite the massive safety benefits here for people of all ages outside of car seats for babies and toddlers few manufacturers of cars or planes seem interested in leverage rear facing passengers to save what would probably be at tens of thousands of lives per year when including automobile accidents so going back to commercial airliners and tighter spaces and other issue addressed by dr. Nia aller airs during the aviation consumer protection meetings is the Alpha mentions potentially life-threatening veinous thrombosis with less space for an individual to move their legs in flights over four hours long studies have shown a significant increase in instances of this condition in recent years two of the primary risk factors here are duration of the flight and height of the individual essentially the longer you certains the more tightly packed you are the more likely you are to develop this condition and to note if you're interested in avoiding VTE or are at a high risk of it you should know that you are twice as likely to develop VTE if you have a window seat compared to an aisle seat this is generally thought to be because aisle seat individuals by necessity have to stand up more than those who have window seats not just for themselves but because they often have to stand up to let other people in and out of the aisle an RC passenger is also able to occasionally stretch their legs into the aisle where as at present pitch levels many window seat passengers cannot easily stretch their legs as much government affairs association of professional flight attendants representative julie frederick also noted while addressing the Advisory Committee for aviation consumer protection that the present high-density passenger seating has led to a rapid rise in air rage incidents which are generally centered around personal space issues most notably among the triggers for these incidents is a passenger leaning their seat back resulting in approximately three-quarters of all air age related incidents due to the decreasing pitch they're often simply isn't any room to lean back without ramming your seat into the knees of the person behind you in the case of individuals over 6 feet tall 1.83 meters their knees may already be pressed up against the upright seats with no room whatsoever for the person in front to recline this inevitably results in arguments over who has the right to those few measures of space frederik also has noted that there are over 50 medical emergencies per day on flights in US airspace about seven percent of these require emergency landings but with increasingly overcrowded planes flight attendants are more and more difficult to not only get to the passenger in need quickly but also to find the space they need to deal with any medical emergency to sum up the association of professional flight attendants stance on modern passenger densities aboard commercial aircraft rhetoric noted the responsibilities of the flight attendants are expanding every year from security and safety to medical emergencies flight attendants are asked to do it all we know all too well that we are the last line of defense on both sides of the cockpit door as high-density seating increases we believe that both the regulators and air carriers management's will need to look closely at the causes and effect that packing them in has on safety security and not just the customer experience all that said while the modern seating arrangements on a percentage of commercial aircraft have become almost intolerably uncomfortable in economy class all commercial planes and general seating arrangements still must be designed such the passengers can all exit the plane in under 90 seconds with half of the exits blocked unsurprisingly when planes fail these tests the solution often used is not to reduce the number of passengers or give them more room to move but to increase the number of exits however as mentions there is significant controversy over these tests while the testers do many things to simulate a real crash evacuation the live testing scenarios can never actually accurately simulate real-world crash situations owing to safety concerns for the test subjects nevertheless the testers do try if I randomly blocking half the exits not even the flight attendants know which will be blocked in a given test restricting visibility by using emergency lighting only using humans of all ages in the tests including dummy infants first some people to carry and randomly placing luggage around the cabin and aisles of course even with all of this the passengers all know they are there for evacuation testing so actually pay attention to the normal evacuation instructions something real-world passengers almost never do they are all so calm and can think rationally there's no smoke or any such a visual or breathing impairments and on his injured they're not trying to get their children perhaps in another row away from the closest exit before evacuating and they must pass a physical fitness test before being allowed to be a test passenger for safety and liability reasons so don't accurate represent the general public unsurprisingly from this say 2013 Canadian Safety Board study determines this in real-world evacuations the 92nd evacuation time is rarely met even though many planes don't fly full and accidents don't necessarily block or disable half the exits while this is a concern korban noted that 90 seconds is not some magic safety number it's just a relatively low number two make sure manufacturers at least put some effort into making sure passengers can exit a plane quickly in the event of an emergency specifically the time was set somewhat arbitrarily based on one primary factor fire the flash burn fire event time on a typical aircraft when the rule was instituted was about 120 seconds furthermore if you happen to survive a significant plane crash by far those dangerous thing to you in most cases according to Frederick is smoke inhalation so getting out to fresh air as rapidly as possible is key to minimizing passenger deaths that occur after a crash it should also be noted that according to Frederick in a 35 years of experience in the flight attendant industry it isn't an accurate assessment to assume people will panic in the event of a crash even a major one in fact she notes that in such situations most people actually go into as she described it a space out mode which is why flight attendants aren't trained to shout instructions of passengers to break them out of their trance and get them doing what they are supposed to be doing essentially in her experience in real-world accidents many people's reaction is just a freeze and not do anything unless they are told this perhaps indicates that an automated redundant emergency evacuation system that gives clear loud instructions with writing lisara's pointing to the nearest exit from a specific seat might be beneficial to help the flight attendants out and help the passengers know where to go when a potentially smoke-filled cabin where the nearest exit might not be visible on that note both Corbett of the FAA and Frederick of the a PFA states that in real-world scenarios the biggest issue regarding safety and plane evacuations is not the former flawed evacuation testing but simply that almost nobody pays any attention to the safety briefings despite efforts by some airlines to make them entertaining though we must say from our personal experience that entertaining here is a bit of a massive stretch so look any airlines out there if you want a bit of a making an entertaining and educational video well you know you to call in any events as Corbett and Frederick posit passengers having their eyes glaze over or looking back at their phones three seconds into the presentation leaves many with no real knowledge of what they're supposed to do in the event of a crash nor where their closest emergency exit is and if you're now wondering will just conclude with noting that the safest place on a plane to sit is statistically in the rear in fact your approximately forty percent more likely to survive a crash if you sit in the back of the plane rather than in the front the other advantaged the rear is that most passengers choose not to sit at the back so unless the plane is full you might get the row of seats to yourself another factor to consider is where the closest exodus as a general rule studies examining accidents have shown that you want to sit within six rows of an emergency exit to maximize your survival chances so if the plane doesn't have a rear exit that's something to be factored in if it does have such an exit which is a relatively common and for some reason you're worried about dying on a form of transportation that is literally statistically safer than walking well reserve that rear seat so I really hope you found that video interesting if you did please do hit that thumbs up button below don't forget to check out our fantastic sponsor war thunder they are linked to below and as always thank you for watching