today's video is sponsored by dashlane hello my friends today we're doing something pretty new Nooyi this video is gonna be so new yeegh unique is what I meant to say today we're taking a look at songs that are unintentionally controversial because of their lyrics let's take for example one of Bruce Springsteen's all-time best songs I'm on fire okay well I'm eat up the fudge part but a lot of people have a problem with those what a song lyrics a lot of people thought those song lyrics were just a little bit too high I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC why don't you have a seat but there's always a but these lyrics were not meant to be taken literally so no Bruce Springsteen did not mean for these lyrics to be taken in any weird wacky way weird wacky way weird wacky way weird Wacka way I don't know why you know why now we haven't even scratched the surface wait'll you see the songs coming up but first we have to have a talk about dashlane now have you ever stopped to wonder how many online accounts you have I'm willing to bet it's a lot more than you even think so it definitely does is it stores all your passwords and personal information and keeps them safe from hackers and never again will you forget a password for a website because dashlane auto fills your password pretty convenient that you don't even have to log in anymore and the problem with passwords is one website wants you to have a capital letter in your password and another one might want you to have a capital letter a number and fifty-seven characters and the Batman symbol how the heck are you supposed to remember all those passwords well with dashlane you never have to worry about that again either and dashlane can even auto generate you the strongest password ever hey burgles good luck figuring out my password when it's three t8 quit - 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how could this song be controversial so people got lorries [Music] let's walk around a little excuse me excuse me what the hell that's freakin rude I'm sorry I I wasn't aware that my slightly less than average stature was offensive to you and for that I really do apologize Randy now the only reason I even know this song is because of the little rascals which is a movie I watched religiously when I was a kid and even back then I remember being offended by this song you know just picture being a little kid listening to this oh well that was really rude but it turns out Randy Newman does not actually hate short people this song is actually a satirical song about people who hate on other people for no reason such as their height so see unintentionally rude but still pretty freakin rude now finally the granddaddy the most well known controversial creepy song every breath you take by the police poor old sting here gave a lot of people the heebie-jeebies because of this song that a lot of people even refer to as the stalkers anthem but the lyrics are kind of creepy every breath you take every move you make every bond you break every step you take oh gee way to go sting now everyone thinks you're a stalker every time you're in the shower and when you're in your room as well don't walk up all wall there's a pin size all cuz I'm watching you sting I can see you oh well I can see almost your entire face but as it turns out this song is actually intentionally creepy this song was in fact written about the obsession over a lost lover and even though sting wrote it he didn't write it about himself so sting you're off the hook and it's one of my favorite all-time songs so creepy or not I love it now you did recently spy on hot sister can you describe that experience interesting thanks lady so there you go friends some unintentionally controversial songs to spice up your day are you creeped out yet mm-hmm now let me know in the comments what you think about these songs do you think if these songs were released now the backlash would have been even worse being that the world is so PC anymore keep the conversation going I can't wait to see what you guys think about this and also if you liked my video give it a share I've never asked for that before so just share my video cuz I like you and please don't take that in an unintentionally offensive way [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]


now
you
know
it's
a
really
fun
one
go
to
a
Mexican
restaurant
instead
of
asking
for
sour
cream
ask
for
mayonnaise
to
see
a
pico
de
gallo
let
me
get
cog
it
no
no
J
Latinos
por
favor
hey
let
me
get
one
of
them
poor
pillows
my
man
box
Murray
their
minerals
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you
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we're
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it
in
the
neck
for
stealing
our
natural
resources
you
know
this
sounds
a
little
questionable
when
I
say
it
out
loud
this
is
what
happens
when
you
steal
Natural
Resources
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you
getting
I'm
gonna
start
at
square
one
because
it
makes
a
whole
lot
more
sense
and
shout
out
to
all
you
that
use
my
epic
game
supporter
creator
code
while
playing
dauntless
you
should
use
it
if
you
buy
anything
and
let's
get
started
no
no
you
forget
Oh
No
escalation
is
a
game-mode
where
you
run
the
gauntlet
of
five
back-to-back
behemoth
battles
with
big-boy
male
carry
and
waiting
for
you
at
the
end
ready
to
crater
your
ass
into
the
earth
there's
a
casual
babby
mode
to
help
you
learn
the
format
with
no
now
carry
and
at
the
end
then
there's
the
hard
mode
we're
meeting
him
is
performance
base
which
means
teamwork
and
cooperation
is
paramount
if
you
don't
pick
me
up
in
the
next
4
seconds
I'm
grabbing
my
ban
hamburger
tricks
but
then
you
said
earlier
that
I
was
incorrect
you
dumb
this
performance
is
more
or
less
how
fast
you
can
slay
behemoths
and
the
better
your
rating
like
str8
tier
beats
here
the
more
points
you're
rewarded
and
you
need
at
least
40
to
fight
mulcair
lucky
that
I
stack
all
my
skills
instead
and
this
fight
for
40
is
unpredictable
because
you've
got
a
random
behemoth
selection
so
tailoring
your
loadout
to
the
big
bad
beast
is
impossible
and
makes
umbral
baddies
extra
terrifying
he
can
control
time
in
space
I
forgot
about
this
he's
weak
as
hell
uh
you
can
do
hella
nice
to
him
but
again
time
and
space
yes
very
scary
oh
that's
just
a
simple
rat
no
problem
I
mean
he
might
be
able
to
you
know
bend
the
fabric
of
reality
but
yeah
because
teleports
behind
you
yeah
real
box
of
behemoth
chocolates
here
some
are
easy
yet
dull
summer
hard
yet
irritating
you
are
the
most
annoying
piece
of
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to
ever
exist
in
summer
just
dumbass
sentient
rocks
that
refuse
to
die
what
Murray
they're
minerals
not
rocks
they're
minerals
and
the
pandemonium
doesn't
stop
there
because
you'll
also
be
fighting
two
behemoths
at
once
which
is
yet
another
layer
of
randomness
like
an
Asscher
and
a
char
ugh
not
so
bad
no
we
gotta
beat
the
[ __ ]
out
of
the
fair
at
first
we're
getting
the
ferret
the
weak
but
the
random
synergy
between
some
monsters
is
amazing
like
umbral
behemoths
al
bears
even
amber
mains
plus
anybody
Oh
baby
better
grab
the
frag
grenades
because
you
are
entering
a
world
of
pain
I'm
convinced
that
amber
main
plus
anybody
is
the
worst
like
this
is
just
a
minigame
of
mashing
my
spacebar
solution
is
it
cold
fist
oh
I
could
[ __ ]
this
all
up
right
now
come
here
what
do
you
mean
endangered
I'm
not
gonna
not
use
these
frag
grenades
what
do
you
mean
endangered
it's
right
there
if
you
survive
though
you're
generously
rewarded
with
amps
which
are
little
upgrades
you
can
pick
and
choose
to
help
your
squad
like
you
no
jello
and
I
love
to
fight
over
the
health
replenishing
slurp
juice
that
is
rightfully
mine
by
birthright
I
need
that
slurp
to
throw
I
can
get
my
back
I
need
a
little
sippy
bro
I
need
to
take
a
sippy
a
brownie
a
sip
laughing
you
[ __ ]
rat
you
did
it
again
we
were
in
I
could
use
some
water
bro
all
right
come
down
gonna
get
some
well
there's
an
amp
called
menders
gift
that
gives
your
buddy's
health
anytime
someone
is
sip
and
slurp
which
is
a
Silver
Bullet
cure
for
jell-o's
rat-like
green
oh
yeah
I
give
it
to
you
it
like
shoots
out
of
the
slurp
juice
that's
a
little
easy
we
have
a
cure
to
jell-o's
never-ending
greed
bro
on
earth
deep
under
yours
Christ
no
it's
not
my
jello
Jim's
the
one
that
takes
it
always
like
a
rat
also
don't
drink
any
of
the
juice
that's
all
for
me
you
take
even
a
single
drop
you're
gonna
feel
my
wrath
I'm
not
gonna
onion
you
guys
up
by
saying
layers
of
randomness
again
but
random
monsters
with
random
dual
combinations
your
weapons
can
naturally
be
hit
or
miss
like
the
new
fists
are
a
blast
of
a
good
time
Brodie's
fist
weapons
are
the
[ __ ]
holy
their
fellow
q
is
to
get
of
the
jail
free
card
whose
letter
you
just
repeatedly
punch
him
in
the
head
the
knobs
if
you're
right
slapped
my
god
but
they
could
be
punishing
against
one
behemoth
and
trash
against
another
which
is
why
I
stuck
with
repeaters
to
give
myself
some
distance
and
don't
ask
me
why
I
was
doing
so
well
while
we
were
talking
about
croutons
I
don't
have
an
answer
for
it
bro
tree
bark
is
actually
just
croutons
man
give
us
some
good
really
good
footage
of
my
deep
voice
I'm
a
crouton
if
I
see
a
bag
of
croutons
lasted
the
pantry
more
than
a
week
that
[ __ ]
is
getting
down
we
hope
as
you
crouton
it's
the
same
for
you
you
are
in
a
very
anti
croutons
over
it
wasn't
enough
to
stop
heavenly
from
bullying
me
while
spectating
my
accuracy
on
discord
I'm
not
that
bad
heavenly
you
can't
just
mute
your
mic
when
you're
gonna
do
that
it
is
some
laughing
at
me
after
I
got
hit
in
the
face
redecorating
the
walls
Morey
hit
the
balls
yeah
because
I'm
looking
at
a
second
monitor
that
has
a
word
doc
that
explains
escalation
are
you
gonna
make
fun
of
me
because
I
can
read
but
it
was
enough
to
get
us
to
the
a
steer
dragon
himself
mal
Kari
yeah
we
got
why
you
love
this
if
I'm
being
honest
it
was
mostly
due
to
flukes
hyper
carry
because
that
man
is
virtually
invincible
when
it
comes
to
dauntless
it's
like
the
Rosetta
Stone
of
dauntless
oh
my
god
you
start
out
with
those
oh
nice
one
blood
we're
here
fellas
and
the
almighty
Bulgarian
is
one
wild
ride
because
he's
the
only
behemoth
you
can
mount
like
a
bucking
bronco
keep
in
mind
this
is
a
work
in
progress
test
build
of
the
game
so
don't
freak
out
when
you
see
me
awkwardly
doing
the
work
oh
boy
oh
oh
oh
I'm
out
of
here
I'm
just
remounting
hell
yeah
hell
yeah
one
bar
down
or
down
oh
I
can't
do
it
a
third
oh
I
can't
do
the
tail
yes
I'm
on
an
ass
boy
I
can't
do
anything
but
I'm
on
that
edge
and
I'm
on
the
back
side
now
and
I
happened
to
be
the
very
best
person
to
teach
you
how
to
beat
them
because
this
ain't
my
first
rodeo
is
not
my
first
rodeo
so
because
this
immaculate
dragon
boy
is
so
damn
agile
and
shifty
he
will
occasionally
throw
down
limited-time
single-use
vents
allow
me
to
repeat
single-use
vents
oh
oh
you
took
my
vent
you
took
my
no
don't
take
mine
[ __ ]
you
oh
my
god
once
you're
up
in
the
air
a
simple
left-click
will
flip
you
like
spider-man
on
two
mounts
back
and
you
can
start
blasting
him
on
the
spot
the
final
layer
of
mastery
comes
with
you
jumping
off
what
he's
about
to
hit
you
then
roping
yourself
back
on
to
continue
punching
his
giant
lizard
now
oh
hell
yeah
punch
that
dumbass
dragon
in
the
back
and
they
all
jump
off
and
we're
back
yes
I
met
let
me
repeatedly
punch
you
in
the
back
definitely
no
picnic
though
because
for
every
one
time
you
mount
him
there's
three
times
where
he
snatches
you
up
and
smacks
you
down
like
a
bean
bag
which
coincidentally
happened
when
we
were
teasing
his
cousin
Yoshi
for
committing
tax
fraud
and
the
psychological
damage
to
your
soul
when
you
perforate
the
ground
big
man
[ __ ]
you
thank
you
it's
a
blast
it's
challenging
and
it
is
hands-down
peak
Dauntless
we
must
have
beaten
it
five
or
six
times
because
it
is
the
ultimate
reptile
murdering
experience
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single-handedly
dude
harsh
Oh
just
killed
the
dragon
from
that's
look
do
you
see
that
this
[ __ ]
is
indeed
empty
now
you
absorb
his
soul
and
you
can
use
a
new
shell
no
cab
that
is
the
best
fight
in
this
game
that
was
so
good
apart
from
that
one
time
that
grouse
drunkenly
fought
that
alligator
with
a
dull
buck
knife
that
one
takes
the
cake
out
Arthur
drunk
by
drinking
I
think
you
can
guess
you
won
the
fight
Arthur
Morgan
I
would
assume
but
then
Arthur
girl
unkingly
fell
over
and
then
I
got
the
death
of
my
boy
he's
given
up
look
like
an
alligator
a
run
for
its
money
you
know
maybe
if
Arthur
was
getting
flashbacks
fighting
this
dragon
it
was
rough
time
for
all
parties
involved
a
bit
like
a
six-foot
tall
burly
dude
in
like
a
jacket
now
you've
drunkenly
stumbling
towards
an
alligator
it's
like
you
I
choose
you
yeah
that's
about
it
I
like
to
thank
you
so
very
much
for
watching
a
final
thank
you
to
dollars
for
sponsoring
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video
and
for
sending
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are
now
my
living
room
has
a
bohemian
people
come
over
they're
like
hey
that's
a
cool
ass
dinosaur
and
I
say
that
is
a
dinosaur
this
is
a
behemoth
you
big
dumb
ignore
list
of
the
implications
just
know
that
I'm
thankful
and
I've
had
a
blast
punching
your
dragons
in
the
neck
thank
you
once
again
so
much
for
watching
don't
forget
the
Dauntless
is
free
to
play
down
below
and
be
sure
to
tune
in
next
time
when
I
tell
you
that
Martian
Manhunter
is
objectively
the
best
superhero
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sponsored
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don't
starve
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and
many
indie
gems
this
is
a
game
I
thoroughly
enjoy
and
can't
recommend
enough
I've
been
playing
it
for
a
good
long
time
with
friends
over
the
past
few
years
they're
still
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the
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the
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Willow
she
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would
fire
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in
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and
they've
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bunch
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support
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she's
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there's
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her
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and
kills
stuff
wouldn't
you
start
to
go
insane
which
is
absolutely
terrifying
but
also
really
handy
this
is
the
second
of
two
videos
of
myself
and
Kevin
playing
together
and
if
you
like
what
you
see
there
is
a
link
in
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thank
you
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to
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enabling
us
to
set
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on
fire
this
world
has
no
day
at
all
so
you
have
to
light
stuff
on
fire
to
not
die
let's
make
it
harder
and
make
Kevin
more
of
a
nuisance
but
I
thought
let's
just
play
to
your
strengths
because
now
it's
part
of
the
strategy
to
actually
set
stuff
on
fire
I
suppose
I
mean
I
didn't
really
need
any
more
dovish
until
I
did
stuff
on
fire
but
oh
you
didn't
even
I
can't
even
I
was
doing
a
test
because
I'm
fireproof
I
was
thinking
could
I
pick
the
bush
afterwards
but
I
can't
you're
so
lucky
I'm
here
to
light
up
your
life
oh
I
found
a
carrot
don't
do
it
I
got
I
said
I
got
it
I
got
fire
berries
and
stuff
grow
back
they
do
don't
they
they
do
provide
it
you
don't
set
him
on
fire
M
matrix
always
one
step
ahead
this
update
is
just
like
made
for
Kevin
don't
die
in
the
fire
okay
make
them
angry
here
you
will
die
I'm
fireproof
follow
me
in
here
there's
more
ways
to
fight
enemies
to
just
fire
name
one
I
needs
a
craft
weapons
like
we
need
Spears
look
this
the
sub
actual
resources
here
let's
just
just
get
all
this
Lyra
Don
okay
well
I
got
the
resources
first
that's
okay
yeah
I'm
gonna
put
away
the
lighter
for
a
solid
15
minutes
and
I'm
just
gonna
use
my
bear
but
when
you
get
when
you
become
crazy
it'll
it
can
like
start
flashing
like
distract
enemies
for
you
well
you
know
I've
made
a
pledge
I
can't
do
anything
you
say
when
I
go
insane
not
if
you're
implying
that
I'm
definitely
gonna
go
and
say
I
mean
it's
only
a
matter
of
time
I
bet
I'll
starve
before
I
go
and
say
okay
it's
Bernie
see
[ __ ]
get
on
Bernie
he's
gonna
fight
some
of
them
off
this
is
what
he
does
drop
your
Bernie
to
look
at
why
he's
mine
just
dancing
why
is
yours
killing
everything
mine's
just
dancing
I
come
on
Kevin
good
yeah
he's
dancing
have
you
ever
seen
attending
teddybear
before
I
see
maybe
both
of
them
can
be
active
at
the
same
time
sanity
is
at
11
that's
that's
not
good
no
B's
is
my
resolution
over
it
is
oh
no
we're
like
trying
the
teacher
I
like
pet
dog
some
tricks
yeah
kill
Karen
II
kill
the
bees
kill
the
Beast
yeah
I
I
think
he
only
does
nightmare
creatures
outside
of
that
he
seems
to
be
punching
himself
in
the
head
more
so
yeah
he
does
two
V's
he
just
hates
all
things
are
you
definitely
my
bear
what
a
good
bear
I'll
just
I'll
just
let
you
fight
them
off
uh-huh
okay
loud
you
fight
as
a
mistake
don't
worry
Artie's
gonna
bring
me
back
it's
gonna
be
the
highest
of
his
priorities
I'm
sure
yep
any
second
now
like
I
was
trying
to
make
it
easier
for
you
if
I
pick
in
this
world
cuz
again
just
playing
To
Your
Strengths
you
thinking
I
had
strengths
is
your
first
mistake
oh
we
found
some
spiders
I
just
need
some
self
there
we
go
no
don't
go
in
spiders
don't
go
into
the
spiders
oh
you
can
do
it
right
here
right
now
it's
dead
still
it's
done
ready
furnace
I'll
put
this
in
the
fire
oh
the
pain
that
is
life
oh
no
no
no
you
okay
on
hunger
relatively
yeah
I'm
doing
okay
okay
I'm
gonna
eat
all
this
food
with
that
little
bit
selfish
but
I
forget
look
I've
just
been
through
a
war
okay
I
have
to
watch
your
teddy
bear
kill
a
bunch
of
Iraq
and
it's
just
a
my
n2
for
the
stream
crowd
ah
thank
you
for
all
the
bits
guys
very
much
appreciate
it
if
I'm
gonna
miss
so
many
messages
today
but
like
if
you
want
to
send
me
a
DM
or
anything
by
all
means
go
for
it
I
think
I'm
dying
I'm
dead
oh
I'm
just
gonna
keep
plugging
my
socials
so
if
you
want
to
follow
me
on
Twitter
they
say
each
time
you're
dyin
come
back
it
takes
a
part
of
your
soul
away
well
that
explains
why
there's
nothing
there
anymore
yeah
I'm
gonna
have
to
just
plant
more
trees
so
we
can
burn
ablator
that's
it
I
forgot
about
saving
the
environment
we're
just
running
out
of
stuff
to
set
on
fire
we'll
go
into
the
old
world
and
see
how
things
are
going
there
I'm
sure
everything
is
fine
everything
the
tree
actually
doesn't
seem
that
hostile
at
the
moment
like
he
seems
friendly
in
hostile
come
here
you
little
[ __ ]
no
good
beetle
the
Industrial
Revolution
takes
over
and
you
will
be
effect
you
just
wiped
off
the
earth
oh
yeah
it's
very
slow
to
be
fair
look
at
him
he's
oh
we
got
him
that
here
actually
wait
wait
stand
there
a
moment
or
two
I've
got
a
plan
hang
on
we
just
have
to
acknowledge
that
he
lives
in
the
camp
now
and
he's
just
no
you
can't
chop
him
down
like
he's
he's
just
here
to
stay
who
better
pay
rent
we
all
pull
equal
weight
here
it's
not
fair
that
we
have
one
slacker
I'm
gonna
set
up
like
a
base
camp
but
like
n
paces
this
way
I
think
cuz
will
I
just
keep
doing
circuits
then
until
I
die
what
game
plan
here
the
next
hour
you
just
run
it
around
in
the
circle
oh
god
oh
god
oh
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
like
ii-i'll
have
anything
me
neither
I
think
I'm
dead
where
where
is
the
furnace
where
wait
stand
next
to
me
sign
next
to
me
where
are
you
now
next
what
you
want
me
to
see
you
emit
a
small
bit
of
light
you
emit
a
small
bit
I
stand
next
to
me
you're
alive
I
owe
you
this
at
least
we
just
wait
till
morning
we'll
just
wait
till
morning
you
see
through
my
death
others
live
it's
kind
of
poetic
in
a
way
a
guy
I
don't
know
what
I'm
supposed
to
do
and
I'm
gonna
run
out
of
heat
soon
there's
some
bees
over
here
if
that
helped
oh
we
just
haven't
had
much
luck
on
the
bright
side
were
on
like
a
relatively
safe
world
is
it
just
too
much
to
ask
for
my
resolution
is
gone
don't
a
suit
made
out
of
grass
which
is
great
for
a
person
who
plays
with
fire
all
the
time
now
you
to
convert
look
more
food
better
get
this
for
the
group
so
that
we
can
stay
alive
I'm
just
worried
because
you're
being
so
inconsiderate
right
now
I
don't
know
what's
wrong
suspicious
Marable
I'm
taking
you
home
oh
my
god
it's
so
heavy
just
bring
it
home
break
your
back
it's
gonna
take
a
while
do
it
anyway
you
know
like
we
need
that
Boulder
a
week
you
don't
need
a
spine
found
the
EM
the
big
birds
with
the
big
Ollie's
that
lay
eggs
that
we
can
so
nice
okay
you're
gonna
get
your
kid
back
again
yeah
considering
how
long
it
took
us
to
get
our
start
late
in
the
last
or
it
was
like
what
day
10
like
we're
day
two
and
we
already
know
where
our
base
is
and
we
have
actually
like
taken
more
resources
than
we
had
then
why
is
Kevin
still
alive
Jesus
Hersh
it's
a
glitch
dude
I
don't
understand
oh
my
god
there's
no
egg
there
why
do
you
have
to
be
so
unwanted
just
have
a
weeds
we
beg
you
we
want
to
eat
your
children
how
could
you
be
so
selfish
I've
actually
really
happy
with
this
start
like
I
might
even
play
on
this
world
like
go
outside
of
the
stream
it's
like
one
of
the
best
starts
I
think
I've
ever
had
you
know
I'm
delighted
you're
having
such
a
good
time
here
and
the
chat
is
telling
me
to
burn
the
whole
thing
no
it's
all
it
was
the
best
part
of
these
types
of
games
isn't
it
like
evenly
Minecraft
anytime
I
used
to
play
that
I
just
build
my
base
but
then
when
you
kind
of
build
your
base
I'm
like
ah
that's
the
fun
pan
over
that's
the
best
part
for
me
it's
all
the
setup
and
now
both
of
us
have
our
career
set
up
in
such
a
way
that
like
anything
we
build
must
also
be
destroyed
oh
yeah
no
matter
how
much
time
and
energy
we
invest
as
long
as
I'm
ruling
over
it
I
don't
mind
if
I'm
ruling
over
ashes
as
long
as
it's
my
kingdom
I'm
gonna
check
if
that
guy
laid
an
egg
and
steal
his
children
oh
yeah
I'm
going
for
the
egg
factor
isn't
he
yeah
I
got
his
child
we're
going
anyway
he
gave
up
he
did
not
want
that
kid
if
we're
trying
to
keep
the
egg
heat
at
this
time
you
got
to
keep
like
a
careful
watch
on
it
it'll
take
care
of
it
will
be
the
mother
hen
are
you
gonna
like
just
cinnamon
because
like
last
time
like
a
spider
just
ran
up
an
anus
without
you
watch
I
don't
know
I'm
just
it's
not
my
child
okay
I'm
not
responsible
if
your
baby
gets
eaten
oh
he's
not
it's
hatching
already
and
my
love
for
him
brought
him
out
oh
is
that
so
quick
Kevin's
are
gonna
give
birth
live
on
stream
I
don't
know
if
that's
like
against
Terms
of
Service
I
don't
know
if
this
has
happened
but
why
won't
it
hurry
up
come
on
it
takes
time
to
do
hurry
up
dude
you
spent
nine
months
in
the
womb
yourself
okay
I
don't
know
how
we
even
tell
like
which
gender
it
is
either
way
it
could
be
called
The
Reckoning
first
name
the
second
name
reckoning
okay
did
you
leave
down
your
bare
next
to
him
so
here's
the
play
with
no
it's
a
sacrifice
I
wonder
what
it
would
taste
like
they'll
have
it
very
close
there
you
can
and
do
you
have
anything
that
I
could
eat
besides
the
child
because
otherwise
like
it
might
come
out
I'll
go
get
I'll
go
down
the
Tesco
have
nothing
to
eat
well
I
have
six
berries
I'm
gonna
drop
them
off
in
a
moment
okay
you
got
some
no
no
Kevin
where's
the
baby
it's
fine
where
is
the
baby
didn't
love
us
anymore
Kevin
I'm
serious
destroy
the
child
that
was
the
best
start
I've
ever
had
in
any
world
I
think
Oh
a
rich
dude
it's
a
sacrifice
how
was
it
baby
gonna
be
born
and
grow
up
real
strong
if
we
don't
sacrifice
a
thing
or
two
that's
what
parenting
is
all
about
sacrifice
it's
not
gonna
work
if
you
sacrifice
the
childhood
my
accident
is
[ __ ]
[Applause]
he
actually
had
it
you
came
back
with
the
child
and
then
just
ate
of
in
front
of
me
no
what
happened
that's
not
a
thing
that
happens
you
can't
accidentally
eat
a
child
whoops
my
mouth
was
open
the
child
was
just
there
and
one
thing
I
led
to
another
it
was
on
a
gentle
slope
and
I
just
kidding
it
slid
right
in
thanks
again
to
clay
for
sponsoring
this
video
if
you're
interested
in
trying
out
don't
starve
together
for
yourself
the
link
you
need
is
in
the
description
below
and
remember
only
you
can
prevent
forest
fires
which
is
a
terrible
shame
really
because
the
world
will
burn
now


the
idea
for
this
video
is
pretty
simple
i
have
one
account
scouting
at
the
ferrox
enclave
waiting
for
unsuspecting
pekers
to
go
into
the
revenant
caves
within
the
revenant
caves
i
have
my
other
account
sitting
at
one
hp
in
full
derox
so
all
i
do
is
scout
the
unsuspecting
pkr
on
one
account
and
then
derock
bomb
them
at
one
hp
on
the
other
account
okay
he's
on
his
way
[Music]
oh
it
works
yes
damn
yes
i
have
a
feeling
i'm
gonna
get
something
big
this
video
i
was
actually
screen
sharing
this
whole
process
over
the
course
of
a
week
on
discord
to
a
few
friends
so
you
might
hear
some
familiar
voices
oh
he's
on
his
way
over
okay
okay
i
i
okay
let's
go
[Music]
oh
my
god
no
oh
my
god
oh
man
he
wasn't
even
praying
oh
he's
gonna
oh
well
like
600k
and
i
already
got
an
ags
from
that
funny
enough
i
just
got
back
here
and
there's
already
another
guy
on
his
way
there
he
is
okay
oh
my
god
i
haven't
missed
yet
another
freaking
ags
okay
another
freaking
agent
no
way
yeah
it
just
keeps
working
so
3.6
mil
then
the
ags
that's
like
well
over
10
mil
dude
what
the
hell
you
haven't
even
truly
begun
to
see
where
this
video
is
going
to
head
we're
going
to
continue
on
with
the
video
but
first
hey
guys
literally
no
one
asked
but
i've
been
recently
thinking
about
my
top
three
favorite
games
of
all
time
what
are
these
games
you
ask
well
that's
easy
it's
runescape
legend
of
zelda
majora's
mask
and
this
game
that
i
happen
to
be
sponsored
by
called
blitz
rise
of
heroes
now
have
i
played
it
yes
and
do
i
like
it
well
blitz
rise
of
heroes
is
a
free-to-play
mobile
game
where
you
can
choose
heroes
by
alliances
stats
and
classes
as
well
as
upgrade
your
warriors
and
level
up
their
weapons
you
can
also
train
your
squad
fight
in
manual
or
auto
6v6
battles
get
free
daily
rewards
i
mean
there's
just
so
much
to
do
in
this
game
some
interesting
things
that
you
can
do
in
blitz
rise
of
heroes
includes
taking
part
in
the
treasure
maze
which
consists
of
many
paths
for
your
heroes
where
you
win
rewards
for
battle
and
it's
fun
there's
also
a
training
camp
where
you
can
train
your
heroes
there's
a
huge
world
map
to
explore
the
game
and
there's
even
a
way
to
receive
awards
and
game
just
by
watching
ads
i
mean
what's
not
to
love
this
game
is
worth
trying
out
so
download
it
today
by
using
my
link
in
the
description
and
big
thanks
to
blitz
rise
of
heroes
for
sponsoring
today's
video
okay
now
back
to
the
video
oh
that
was
probably
a mistake
on
his
part
[Music]
agreed
death
agreed
what's
the
loot
two
mil
here
comes
another
[Music]
come
he
just
go on
or
something
what
was
he
doing
like
he
actually
just
walked
in
the
cave
and
went
afk
got
like
a
mail
from
that
don't
mind
me
guys
i'm
just
doing
something
real
quick
oh
there's
just
a
dude
like
afk
in
out
here
i
think
we're
gonna
go
log
in
underneath
him
and
dare
rock
bomb
him
[Music]
no
no
he's
the
afk
apparently
not
[Music]
[Laughter]
let's
go
oh
yeah
one
mil
hey
good
fight
[Music]
oh
i'm
late
oh
you
actually
t
beat
me
and
that's
how
you
get
away
from
that
this
guy's
attacking
someone
else
so
how
about
i
oh
how
about
i
kill
him
i
mean
he's
smiting
so
there's
a
chance
i
can
kill
him
i
mean
at
least
he's
having
fun
[Music]
could
be
it
oh
my
god
oh
my
respect
to
that
guy
man
for
actually
smite
fighting
respect
at
him
oh
his
friend
is
here
he
is
going
to
tv
me
is
he
yep
all
right
well
time
to
escape
i'm
escaping
dude
watch
how
easy
this
is
[Laughter]
come
on
i
think
i'm
out
oh
my
god
that's
so
stupid
watch
how
easy
this
is
all
right
man
4.5
mil
that
was
a
fun
pk
it
was
fun
fighting
that
guy
all
right
another
dude's
coming
peak
here
he
lost
his
skull
wait
where'd
this
guy
come
from
what
there
he
is
oh
oh
my
god
it
still
works
holy
oh
my
god
it
still
worked
nice
that
was
clean
though
that
was
a
fat
six
mil
pk
hmm
what
if
i
just
bro
i
actually
could
have
killed
him
this
dude's
coming
in
a
decent
amount
of
risk
and
he's
a
zerker
too
so
i'll
probably
get
him
oh
crap
i'm
gonna
have
enough
time
yep
holy
[ __ ]
oh
it
didn't
even
matter
oh
god
didn't
even
matter
dude
toxic
stuff
yes
let's
go
elder
maul
that
is
a
fat
pk
what
the
hell
this
is
gonna
be
like
like
15
20
mil
dude
yep
22.
jesus
christ
this
guy
decided
to
attack
me
for
some
reason
i
don't
know
what
he's
doing
bro
even
the
smaller
pks
are
kind
of
fat
loot
dude
this
dude's
actually
coming
out
in
max
right
now
oh
my
god
i
actually
had
100
[Applause]
what
the
hell
oh
my
god
oh
my
god
41
mil
i
cannot
believe
that
i
actually
freaking
maxed
i
literally
hit
the
max
with
the
gear
i'm
in
at
least
now
that
i
had
a
100
i
feel
justified
in
begging
you
guys
to
like
the
video
and
get
10
000
likes
on
it
and
subscribing
too
why
not
oh
come
on
come
on
98
a
98
and
i
can't
finish
it
bro
come
on
see
if
i
can
beat
this
guy
getting
here
yep
[Music]
oh
oh
oh
so
close
oh
he's
still
here
unless
why
didn't
he
just
no
way
bro
solid
one
mil
loot
i
think
this
guy
thought
it
was
one
hp
so
he
decided
to
attack
me
it
did
not
end
well
for
him
[Music]
oh
my
god
what
the
the
rings
of
recoil
man
yeah
there
was
actually
quite
a
few
people
with
the
rings
recoil
and
every
time
i
attacked
them
i
just
got
one
shot
by
it
screw
this
they
should
have
been
in
here
by
now
i'm
going
after
them
you
look
kevin
look
i'm
not
logging
dude
it's
not
happening
how
did
he
hit
i
have
getting
this
guy
he's
gonna
just
no
rage
all
right
oh
my
god
[Music]
all
right
goodbye
you
know
i'm
just
gonna
go
for
it
[Music]
oh
i
actually
have
an
idea
let
me
go
in
all
right
i'm
gonna
go
out
and
i'm
gonna
spec
him
when
he
comes
out
oh
my
god
that
actually
freaking
worked
oh
my
god
it
actually
worked
oh
my
god
oh
my
god
no
shots
that
was
beautiful
that
was
so
nice
i
can't
believe
that
actually
works
dude
the
loot
is
so
fat
on
that
37
mil
dude
what
hey
this
isn't
even
him
that's
not
even
him
this
is
him
all
right
well
you
know
what
okay
i'm
gonna
try
to
do
the
same
thing
that
i
did
before
i'm
gonna
expect
this
guy
outside
the
cave
[Music]
no
no
oh
mike
no
[Music]
hello
all
right
that
would
have
killed
him
[Music]
yes
let's
go
he
didn't
even
eat
well
i
didn't
even
eat
legit
just
did
not
even
eat
this
guy
got
to
watch
that
live
oh
free
1.5
mil
[Music]
oh
my
god
i
meant
i
messed
that
up
yeah
i
messed
up
you
should
have
ah
[Music]
[Laughter]
another
dude
with
max
this
could
be
a
big
oh
oh
my
god
punish
him
finish
him
yeah
actually
that's
a
joke
dude
that
was
another
chance
hello
dead
okay
yeah
that
was
a
little
weak
man
i'm pretty
sure
that
guy
normally
anti-pk's
with
like
claws
and
stuff
so
could
have
had
that
instead
of
that
loot
but
i
won't
complain
hello
oh
my
god
oh
yes
there
we
go
it's
been
a
hot
sec
dude
let's
go
baby
oh
aj
look
at
that
oh
my
god
let's
go
baby
dude
plus
the
infinity
brimstone
ring
this
is
actually
a
fat
pk
this
is
like
20
mil
easy
that's
like
14.
that
has
to
be
at
least
65
mil
right
that's
maybe
100
i
mean
that
might
be
eight
digits
i'm
going
to
say
14.2
mil
dude
this
could
be
a
nine
figure
p-cam
yeah
14.
like
15
yeah
settle
was
the
closest
guess
[Music]
oh
my
gosh
dude
with
an
ellie
and
everything
holy
crap
i
just
baked
like
a
freak
out
that
would
have
been
a
big
pk
i'll
be
honest
man
although
it
took
a
long
time
to
do
this
video
i
never
expected
to
actually
get
the
results
that
i
did
i
never
expected
it
at
100
twice
the
total
loot
oh
my
god
yeah
i
really
made
a
lot
more
than
i
was
anticipating
from
this
video
150
mil
just
about
i'm
very
happy
with
how
this
video
went
and
i
would
be
even
happier
if
we
could
get
this
video
10
000
likes
we're
also
very
close
to
400
000
subscribers
so
if
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would
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kind thanks go to brilliant for sponsoring this episode spacex starship updates and kennedy space center styling ground station and talks with astronomers my name is felix and i am your host for today's episode of what about it and as always there has been a lot going on in the space industry lately so let's take right off starship updates if you've watched my latest episode you know that we're one huge step further in the starship prototyping phase starship serial number four has passed the dreaded cryogenic test and is now being prepared for the next steps spacex has finally done it and anticipation is high for what's to come next in the coming weeks in fact right after the test in the early morning hours of the next day workers in boca chica immediately started working on the test stand as usual no time at all is wasted down in texas and with such high goals this will have to continue for quite some time into the future starting a colony on another planet is not an easy task at all and there is just no other project to look at for advice this is groundbreaking research even though it might look like fancier and fancier water towers to those taking a first look the hydraulic press needed to simulate thrust from three raptor engines while the cryogenic tests were conducted has already been taken out of the test stand the system is only needed for this one test and we'll go into storage now until the next starship presumably serial number five hits the test stand and the space under serial number four is gonna be needed for something else anyway the full flow staged combustion methylox raptor engine i had to say it again what a wonderful name for a rocket engine and that raptor is on the prowl already with a carcade arguably bigger than that of serial number 4 when it rolled out to the launch site a raptor left the construction site and traveled down highway 4 towards the sea musk stated at the beginning of the week right after serial number 4's cryogenic test that a static fire was planned for the end of the week and spacex was in full preparation for it attaching the raptor to the test stand is not a task that takes a lot of time and so preparations for the first raptor ignition after almost a year were in full swing and the team at the construction site as always did not take a break either infrastructure is taking shape more and more one of the onion tents has grown significantly from an original 80 meter length to now over 110 meters in total length further and further raising space axis manufacturing capabilities at the site all these are preparations for a better streamlined production cycle stations for each manufacturing step take lots of space and that's what's created here and with the new large building presumably for ring manufacturing finished the time is right to close these loops and make the project work even faster short distances between all the different manufacturing stations will enable spacex to aim for an incredible speed when it comes to prototype manufacturing this whole place is built to be fast and innovative a workshop for a mars rocket and more tents will grow in the near future as well workers have already started concrete pouring in front of another onion tent in preparation for a new pad as soon as it's finished it might be used to extend the length of a second large tent spacex is constantly running out of space it seems i have one more little thing to add from serial number four's cryogenic test here by popular demand on my last episode i saw comments about a possible fire at the fuel farm while the test was going on popping up here and there so the reason why i did not mention a fire while the cryogenic test was going on is that this was not a fire it's venting from the tanks which is perfectly normal due to lights behind it though it was quite dramatically backlit and so it could be mistaken as a fire especially on lewis's webcam even though lab padre does an absolutely astonishing job providing a live feed from the dunes of boca chica the system has its limitations and so sometimes the picture is not as crisp as we'd like it to be so no worries this was just a normal venting and on we go with an update from alex rex who is still busy making the most complete virtual map of boca chica in existence if you've not done so yet go check out his channel like and most importantly subscribe so he actually receives some compensation for his work he's doing an awesome job and deserves it links in the description this is the spacex bokachika complex from above here you get an excellent overview of how it's all connected both sides are connected by highway 4 and the distance between both sides is roughly a two minute drive by car down at the beach we have the test site with serial number four and the star hopper if you visit boko chica you can park your car right on the opposite side of the road and look at all of this up close it's definitely worth the trip up at the construction site you can see the tent that's recently been extended the steadily growing campground with trailers where a few of the workers and elon live right next to where history is made next to the construction site we have the tracking station and a large solar array these antennas will play a major role once starship flights go higher and higher and the solar arrays are used to reduce the co2 footprint of the site and make the facility redundant from power outages and as alex states correctly the site will grow quickly in the coming months again thank you alex for this awesome project you're providing us with something that did not exist before you started your work here's another one from the community with kind thanks to alex delafield for giving me permission to show it on my episode here's his latest rendering work he took elon musk's latest drone shot for serial number four on the test stand and replaced it with a later prototype let's say this is serial number seven so we don't get in trouble with the timelines this is what it should look like when a more finished version of starship goes for the 20 kilometer flight later this year in comparison with serial number four it becomes apparent that a lot of tech is still missing until that can happen and it gives an absolutely cool looking preview of what's in store for this year if spacex wants to still go orbital with starship this year they will have to even do more as the systems attached to the outside and the lack of a heat shield would not be enough for such a launch well done alex you can find a link to his twitter profile in the description go check him out as you can see it's worth it you rock last but not least let's take another look at our starship progress overview this is where we keep track of the progress on the current prototype under construction since spacex is going with a segment approach now speed has increased drastically and so keeping track has become a rather difficult job so where are we at with serial number five we have the bottom dome with the thrust park which goes here we have the wall segment for the liquid oxygen tank which goes here on we go with the common dome right in the middle of the two main tanks which goes here finishing off the methane tank we have the top dome including all the rings which go here and on we go with the nose cone and the three rings below it which are already stacked and go here we also by now have the thrust section ring stacked to the bottom dome which has recently been done and they of course go here finishing today's progress update we have the engine skirt including the legs which goes here look at this it's unbelievable but it's now almost done where serial number 4 is still sitting on the test stand waiting for the static fire which was cancelled due to high winds at the site and has been moved to tomorrow with backup dates for saturday and sunday serial number 5 is already almost done this is how fast spacex already is here's to spacex's progress so far and to inspiring so many by doing what no one thought possible progress is good milestones are achieved and we can look forward to an incredible year ahead with the starship program if you've not done so yet make sure to follow me on twitter as well to get additional info on starship spacex and the space community in general kennedy space center styling ground station and talks with astronomers starlink has been all over the news again recently and so i decided to dive into possible problems connected to the mega constellation and into what's done on the infrastructure side right now so let's look at some recent info musk has shared at a recent presentation about what's being done to mitigate the effects of starlink on the astronomy community starlink arguably is one of the most important projects run by spacex right now it's not about the glory connected to sending astronauts to the iss or building starships it's more like the diligent little helper in the background trying to get the bases done for much larger things to come starlink will be a major funding contributor to spacex's future projects including a mars colony so starlink is very important for spacex one big problem surfaces all the time though when it comes to those little satellites there are going to be a lot of them 40 000 when it comes to elon's prediction and those little buggers will clutter up our skies even more they will reflect light and emit a few kilowatts of ku band microwaves that's not much when it comes to effects on the whole planet but it's much when looking at the sky with a super sensitive scientific instrument so the concerns put out by the astronomy community are valid it's not as easy as you might think you can't just run an image processing software over telescope pictures to filter out styling satellites there are huge projects in development to classify and catalog feigned objects in the night sky and those specialized projects will be greatly affected by starlink so spacex is trying to mitigate the effects starlink sets will have on these kinds of projects at the recent astro 2020 conference musk and spacex gave a presentation showing the latest efforts and giving a prediction for the future musk said that they are very much interested in talking to the astronomy community further to fight problems together he also said that even on the next stalling 7 launch to be conducted on may 7th the satellites will start carrying a sun shade to block reflections of antennas and that the other big factor the solar panel will be reduced by special orientation role maneuvers during orbit racing stalling satellites have two different solar array orientations the open book orientation and the shark fin orientation on orbit raising the open book orientation is used for thrusting and drag reasons and so from both the antenna and the solar panel light is being reflected back down to the planet that's why the starlink trains look so impressive from down here directly after launch and a few weeks into the mission after the orbit is raised the solar panel is flipped up during sunset and sunrise to maximize solar power generation in this state though only the antenna reflects light back to the ground so the sun shade in front of the antenna should reduce the satellite's albedo drastically furthermore musk said that v1 satellites will be phased out in three to four years as starlink will be a fast iteration system with older hardware being phased out constantly to greatly increase throughput of the satellites so those pesky bright version 1 satellites will be gone rather soon also i recently had a talk with spacex officials and they have chosen to only go as high as 600 kilometers with the starlink orbits leaving the 1000 kilometer and above planes empty these are very important for astronomers and so it's another step into the right direction so at least there's effort from both sides to make the best of the situation let's hope open words do not turn into fights furthermore spacex is more and more going into operation rather than just raising the number of satellites recent documents show spacex's plans to build a fully fledged starling ground station near the fairing processing facility at cape canaveral located on a patch of land 15 by 15 meters large on the banana river and near ula's launch complex 37 it will sport a large satellite dish antenna for communication with the starlink network so starlink is growing and it's a project that will hardly be stopped by telescopes it is very important for everyone to get together and work on solutions a possible solution for example would be to use starships to get the sensors needed for astronomy above the starlink layer there are many different ideas circulating around for large space based telescopes utilizing starships as a lift vehicle and spacex has signaled multiple times that they are very interested in such a mission sometimes we have 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hey
everyone
my
name's
tomato
anus
also
known
as
tagaloo
cat
and
this
is
a
segmented
silent
assassin
suit
only
speedrun
of
hitman
2016.
this
run
is
performed
by
kajeek
a
top
runner
for
the
game
who
also
helped
me
write
the
script
to
make
sure
it's
all
as
accurate
as
possible
and
that
i
didn't
include
any
goofs
if
you'd
prefer
to
watch
either
this
segmented
run
without
commentary
or
khajiit's
current
personal
best
there
are
links
to
both
in
the
description
below
real
quick
what
is
this
game
and
what
is
this
run
well
first
off
it
was
suggested
and
chosen
to
be
featured
on
the
channel
by
my
patrons
over
on
patreon
more
on
that
at
the
end
of
the
video
hitman
2016
is
the
first
installment
in
the
world
of
assassination
trilogy
which
also
consists
of
hitman
2
and
3.
each
game
in
the
series
is
considered
to
be
a
release
of
a
new
season
of
missions
with
the
first
game
being
season
1
the
second
game
being
season
2
and
the
third
game
being
season
3.
hitman
2016
is
where
all
the
season
1
missions
originate
and
is
a
single
player
stealth
game
where
you
play
as
agent
47
and
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through
a
series
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missions
where
you're
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target
or
targets
to
take
out
each
mission
is
an
open-ended
sandbox
that
you
can
freely
explore
with
various
means
of
assassination
some
of
which
being
a
bit
more
flavorful
than
others
this
video
is
specifically
covering
a
speedrun
of
all
main
missions
from
the
season
1
campaign
from
the
show
stopper
to
situs
and
vs
at
the
end
of
every
mission
you're
given
a
rating
for
how
well
you
completed
the
mission
based
on
things
like
how
unnoticed
your
actions
went
and
if
there
was
collateral
damage
this
run
requires
you
to
get
the
highest
rating
silent
assassin
on
each
individual
mission
which
requires
you
to
only
kill
targets
not
get
spotted
have
no
witnesses
not
get
caught
on
camera
unless
you
destroy
the
footage
no
bodies
were
found
unless
their
targets
killed
by
accidents
or
poison
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kills
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game
you
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ability
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disguises
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be
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restricted
areas
and
not
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by
certain
individuals
but
the
second
part
of
the
name
for
this
category
is
suit
only
meaning
you
aren't
allowed
to
change
what
you're
wearing
mid
mission
you
gotta
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with
whatever
default
outfit
you
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mission
in
alright
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the
run
you
know
my
brother
calvin
hammerhans
is
the
one
who
came
up
with
the
name
gavin
chainsaw
hands
the
luck
safari
escort
tour
and
it
wasn't
until
our
cousin's
hot
dishes
or
arch
nemesis
the
dragon
duncan
the
dread
what's
up
boyle's
he
can
talk
now
[Music]
oh
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look
up
you
just
fire
one
of
his
patented
fireballs
that
causes
genetic
predispositions
for
male
pattern
baldness
gavin
you
didn't
even
move
that's
a
move
i
call
the
your
mom
it's
all
right
though
about
me
now
having
a
genetic
predisposition
for
male
pattern
baldness
because
i
have
keeps
did
you
know
that
two
out
of
three
men
experience
some
form
of
male
pattern
baldness
by
the
time
they're
35
ufta
what
a
clinky
dink
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you
cursed
to
stay
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forever
because
of
that
wizard
that
one
time
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but
irrelevant
the
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so
this
first
mission
is
at
a
fashion
show
in
paris
and
we
have
two
targets
dalia
margolis
and
victor
novikov
both
of
whom
are
involved
in
some
spy
biz
when
khajiit
loads
into
the
mission
he
waits
for
the
full
cutscene
introducing
dahlia
to
play
out
so
that
she
gets
into
position
in
the
center
of
the
room
that
is
dahlia
margolis
supermodel
turned
spymaster
then
abruptly
stands
up
from
this
fashion
meeting
heads
out
to
the
balcony
hides
behind
some
see-through
windows
so
no
one
can
see
him
and
shoots
the
chain
holding
the
chandelier
to
drop
it
on
dahlia
cutting
her
presentation
for
the
class
off
short
kajik
is
now
going
to
perform
a
glitch
called
the
ledge
drop
glitch
so
after
shooting
the
chain
kajik
pulled
up
his
inventory
and
swapped
to
the
explosive
compound
kajik
will
then
walk
to
the
edge
of
the
balcony
and
drop
the
explosive
compound
on
the
ground
to
set
himself
up
for
the
glitch
by
then
pressing
f
to
pick
up
the
compound
and
x
to
vault
over
the
balustrade
in
rapid
succession
agent
47
will
climb
over
the
balustrade
and
drop
quickly
between
levels
to
reach
the
ground
floor
it
should
also
be
noted
that
while
in
this
case
kajeek
drops
the
explosive
compound
this
glitch
can
be
done
with
just
about
any
item
that
can
be
picked
up
it's
just
that
the
explosive
compound
happens
to
be
one
of
the
better
items
to
use
for
the
trick
because
it
isn't
an
illegal
item
that
will
draw
attention
to
us
upon
re-entering
the
building
kachika
is
going
to
swap
to
the
remote
explosive
drop
it
and
explode
it
as
he
rounds
a
corner
this
causes
a
ton
of
confusion
and
serves
as
a
distraction
for
the
npcs
so
that
we
can
pass
through
a
restricted
area
without
being
found
trespassing
while
running
through
the
restricted
area
khajiika
quips
the
explosive
compound
again
and
when
he
enters
the
entrance
hall
he'll
turn
to
the
left
and
toss
the
compound
onto
the
wall
at
the
base
of
the
stairs
this
separates
a
guard
from
victor
since
they
both
hear
the
object
thrown
and
victor
tells
the
guard
to
check
it
out
since
victor
is
a
vip
making
it
so
that
there
won't
be
any
collateral
damage
in
victor's
death
agent
47
is
a
super
thin
dude
so
khajiika
is
able
to
hide
behind
this
lamp
which
is
a
blind
spot
and
shoot
the
chain
of
another
chandelier
causing
it
to
fall
on
victor
completing
our
second
task
meaning
we
can
now
run
to
the
exit
kajeek
now
makes
his
red
carpet
exit
from
this
fashion
event
that
had
two
deaths
by
falling
chandeliers
and
when
he
goes
to
leave
the
mission
he's
going
to
do
what's
referred
to
as
a
fast
interact
or
fast
exit
to
exit
a
level
you
normally
have
to
hold
down
g
until
the
interact
circle
fully
fills
up
however
if
you
press
f1
or
escape
then
press
and
hold
g
and
then
press
f1
or
escape
again
you're
able
to
exit
the
level
right
away
this
saves
anywhere
from
a
few
milliseconds
to
a
second
each
time
you
do
it
and
kajik
will
be
doing
it
on
every
level
in
the
run
additionally
something
worth
addressing
while
we
have
a
moment
is
that
the
route
you
saw
on
this
mission
as
well
as
every
mission
going
forward
while
usually
consistent
do
contain
rng
elements
there's
no
guarantee
that
these
routes
will
work
every
time
because
there's
always
a
chance
of
things
like
khajiit
hiding
behind
that
lamp
to
shoot
the
character
but
being
spotted
by
a
guard
across
the
way
even
though
khajiik's
in
a
blind
spot
little
things
like
that
which
throw
a
wrench
into
things
that
make
these
routes
not
always
consistent
okay
back
to
the
run
let's
see
this
fast
interact
khajiika
is
about
to
do
to
exit
the
mission
[Music]
kajik
doing
the
fast
interact
to
exit
the
mission
brings
us
to
the
second
mission
world
of
tomorrow
which
takes
place
in
the
fictional
town
of
sapienza
in
italy
in
this
mission
our
goal
is
to
take
out
two
scientists
in
charge
of
a
deadly
weaponized
virus
project
silvio
caruso
and
francesca
desantis
to
start
the
mission
kajik
will
let
the
full
intro
cutscene
play
out
which
gives
a
chef
enough
time
to
move
out
of
our
way
at
one
point
in
the
mission
once
the
cutscene
ends
right
away
kajii
will
grab
a
sniper
from
a
case
in
our
room
followed
by
picking
up
a
brick
outside
on
the
roof
right
before
he
drops
down
from
a
ledge
oh
and
by
the
way
we're
cosplaying
as
vin
diesel
on
this
mission
we
need
to
cut
through
this
building
real
quick
but
there's
a
chef
in
our
way
so
kajik
fires
a
shot
into
the
wall
to
the
chef's
left
to
distract
him
while
we
run
past
him
on
the
right
kajeek
veers
left
as
he
exits
the
building
to
avoid
coming
too
close
to
a
couple
guards
then
runs
along
the
side
of
a
building
to
get
to
a
vantage
point
where
he
shoots
out
an
electrical
panel
this
panel's
for
silvio's
telescope
and
destroying
the
panel
makes
silvio
venture
into
his
observatory
while
silvio
does
that
khajiit
blasts
open
a
door
with
an
explosive
and
will
make
his
way
to
a
stairwell
where
he'll
start
going
upstairs
when
kajeek
approaches
the
top
of
the
stairs
he's
going
to
drop
his
sniper
rifle
before
going
outside
because
some
targets
have
special
bodyguards
that
will
spot
you
instantly
if
you're
holding
any
illegal
items
after
climbing
this
pipe
khajiik
will
pull
up
his
inventory
to
swap
to
his
remote
breaching
charges
and
to
open
this
door
ahead
rather
than
throw
the
charge
kajik
drops
it
and
then
detonates
it
this
is
because
one
of
the
staff
can
hear
if
you
throw
the
breaching
charge
at
the
door
and
will
come
investigate
and
khajiit
doesn't
want
the
staff
to
discover
what
khajiit's
about
to
do
khajiit
then
swap
to
his
brick
which
he'll
use
to
give
a
guard
a
kiss
on
the
cheek
after
destroying
the
model
sailboat
to
retrieve
a
hidden
virus
prototype
vial
kajik
makes
his
way
back
outside
damn
it
back
inside
and
tosses
the
vial
into
the
room
francesca
is
in
this
causes
her
to
contract
the
virus
and
eliminates
her
after
about
8
seconds
or
so
this
is
pretty
much
a
free
kill
because
it
counts
as
a
poison
kill
that
only
kills
the
target
leaving
anyone
else
nearby
feeling
a-okay
we
still
have
to
take
out
silvio
so
after
dropping
off
the
roof
we're
on
kajik
heads
back
inside
enters
the
observatory
and
shoots
down
the
solar
system
diorama
with
his
pistol
making
it
fall
on
silvio
kajeek
then
picks
up
his
sniper
on
route
to
his
final
objective
destroying
the
virus
in
the
underground
lab
at
the
bottom
of
all
these
stairs
khajiika
is
going
to
toss
a
breaching
charge
and
detonate
it
to
open
the
door
in
the
lab
kajik
will
head
to
the
right
and
shoot
a
bullet
to
distract
a
guard
then
snipe
the
virus
prototype
while
standing
at
a
ledge
he'll
then
perform
what's
called
a
drop
down
glitch
where
he
aims
with
his
pistol
and
presses
the
drop
down
button
at
about
the
same
time
to
quickly
fall
to
the
lower
level
saving
time
by
avoiding
having
to
climb
down
a
pipe
look
for
some
type
of
quarantine
unit
to
exit
the
area
and
the
mission
khajiit
then
runs
to
silvio's
seaplane
avoiding
a
camera
in
the
process
letting
us
stay
undetected
and
keep
our
silent
assassin
rating
this
brings
us
to
the
third
of
six
missions
a
gilded
cage
which
takes
place
in
marrakech
in
this
mission
we
have
two
targets
klaus
hugo
strandberg
and
reza
zedan
who
are
both
involved
in
an
impending
military
coup
in
morocco
kajeek
waits
just
a
little
bit
before
exiting
the
cutscene
at
the
start
of
the
mission
otherwise
it
throws
off
reza's
schedule
too
much
for
the
route
right
away
khajiit
will
head
towards
the
stairway
and
pull
out
a
pistol
in
preparation
for
doing
something
called
a
wall
drop
glitch
by
aiming
the
pistol
into
a
wall
pulling
up
the
inventory
and
dropping
an
item
the
item
is
dropped
inside
of
the
wall
in
this
case
kajik
will
drop
napoleon
blown
apart
which
plays
music
when
dropped
and
can
be
remotely
detonated
the
wall
drop
glitch
can
be
used
on
several
walls
and
the
item
that's
dropped
can
either
stay
in
the
wall
or
drop
through
floors
to
the
ground
floor
because
the
garage
is
the
ground
floor
though
napoleon
stays
out
of
bounds
right
here
and
somehow
hugo
will
hear
the
music
playing
through
the
concrete
wall
that
napoleon
is
behind
and
will
come
investigate
napoleon's
purpose
in
this
run
isn't
to
be
the
sacrifice
though
just
the
bait
for
hugo
our
sacrifice
is
actually
just
going
to
be
a
rubber
ducky
after
dropping
napoleon
in
the
wall
kajik
also
drops
a
proximity
explosive
ducky
that
will
detonate
by
well
proximity
khajiik
vaults
a
wall
outside
to
avoid
a
security
officer
who
also
heard
the
music
but
hopefully
won't
investigate
grabs
a
crowbar
and
makes
his
way
through
the
city
streets
there
are
two
guards
on
a
staircase
in
one
of
these
alleyways
and
kajik
needs
to
get
past
them
he's
going
to
do
this
by
first
hiding
in
an
alcove
in
front
of
the
stairs
so
that
the
guards
can't
see
him
then
shooting
the
wall
behind
them
to
get
them
to
both
turn
around
once
they
both
turn
around
kajiika
is
going
to
do
to
them
with
the
crowbar
what
gibby
did
dispenser
with
a
stop
sign
it's
alright
that
we
knock
these
two
dudes
unconscious
because
as
long
as
we're
quick
enough
going
forward
no
one
should
find
their
bodies
after
yielding
and
picking
the
crowbar
back
up
kajik
will
hide
in
a
blind
spot
behind
some
barrels
and
clip
a
guard
with
a
pistol
shot
kajeek
will
then
wait
to
move
until
reza
notices
what
happened
because
otherwise
we
automatically
get
spotted
once
reza
does
notice
the
compound
gets
sent
into
lockdown
causing
guards
to
escort
reza
to
a
safe
location
kajik
will
then
move
to
behind
a
crate
and
shoot
a
wall
next
to
some
guards
a
few
times
to
have
them
notice
the
bullet
impacts
this
causes
them
to
turn
around
so
that
khajiika
can
knock
them
out
from
behind
with
the
crowbar
while
they're
looking
at
the
wall
this
will
be
followed
by
khajiit
aiming
at
a
propane
tank
in
the
building
with
reza
and
once
reza
gets
close
to
it
kajik
will
take
the
shot
at
the
tank
so
that
the
propane
leaks
and
fills
the
room
where
an
oil
lamp
is
also
located
causing
the
propane
tank
to
explode
let's
see
this
series
of
events
now
play
out
in
real
time
[Music]
as
kajik
begins
to
make
his
exit
down
the
stairs
the
explosion
of
the
tank
takes
out
reza
it's
only
a
few
moments
later
that
klaus
finally
wanders
within
range
of
our
little
ducky
taking
him
out
as
well
klaus
and
only
klaus
dying
alone
without
being
seen
is
a
combination
of
both
luck
and
us
going
through
the
level
quickly
kajik
exits
the
level
through
some
marketplace
gates
wrapping
up
this
mission
and
bringing
us
to
the
next
one
club
27
in
bangkok
in
this
mission
we'll
be
taking
on
an
indie
rock
singer
named
jared
leto
i
mean
jordan
cross
along
with
his
family's
lawyer
ken
morgan
who
covered
up
the
fact
that
jared
jordan
murdered
his
girlfriend
there's
a
lengthy
intro
cutscene
to
this
mission
that
we
have
to
fully
wait
through
in
order
to
avoid
waiting
for
ken
and
jordan
during
the
actual
mission
so
while
this
cutscene
plays
out
i'd
just
like
to
say
i
hope
you're
all
doing
well
i
know
that
at
times
things
can
honestly
just
feel
insurmountable
that
no
matter
what
you
do
you'll
be
stuck
where
you're
at
in
a
dark
place
i
cannot
stress
this
enough
though
that
no
feeling
is
final
things
may
seem
hopeless
but
i
assure
you
they
are
not
good
days
are
ahead
and
no
matter
what
there
is
a
tomorrow
and
whatever
you're
facing
cannot
take
that
away
from
you
i
say
this
every
video
but
it's
something
i
personally
believe
in
always
talking
about
so
i'll
continue
to
do
it
but
just
a
reminder
there
is
a
tomorrow
you
can
make
it
through
today
and
also
no
one
in
the
world
is
more
deserving
of
your
love
than
you
are
so
please
take
some
time
to
love
yourself
you
have
worth
back
to
the
run
kajika
is
running
to
the
himapan
hotel
being
sure
to
avoid
bumping
into
anyone
so
we
avoid
drawing
their
attention
so
that
we
can
pull
out
illegal
items
at
the
top
of
the
stairs
kajeek
shoots
the
support
for
a
light
fixture
to
cause
it
to
all
fall
and
land
on
ken
taking
him
out
and
increasing
the
kd
of
light
fixtures
this
run
to
three
khajiit
then
switched
his
equipped
weapon
to
a
remote
explosive
ducky
and
drops
the
ducky
on
the
stairs
and
blows
it
up
as
he
continues
climbing
which
distracts
the
guards
that
are
guarding
the
queen
suite
after
exploding
the
ducky
khajiik
runs
past
some
guards
at
the
top
of
the
stairs
and
enters
the
sweet
proper
the
staff
of
the
hotel
are
all
panicking
right
now
so
we're
able
to
head
on
up
to
the
top
floor
pretty
easily
equipping
our
pistol
along
the
way
kajika
is
going
to
run
to
the
far
window
here
where
he'll
stand
on
top
of
some
garbage
bags
and
aim
his
pistol
across
the
way
into
another
window
constantly
checking
to
see
where
jordan
is
once
jordan
is
in
position
kajeek
will
shoot
a
fire
extinguisher
causing
it
to
explode
and
kill
jordan
counting
as
an
accidental
death
fire
extinguishers
have
a
larger
impact
area
than
things
like
say
a
normal
explosive
device
or
propane
flask
and
fire
extinguishers
are
lethal
explosions
in
this
game
unlike
in
hitman
2
and
3.
to
make
his
escape
kajika
is
gonna
just
kinda
escape
the
exit
route
khajiit
takes
is
just
going
down
the
stairs
he
came
up
before
where
the
guards
are
still
scrambling
around
trying
to
figure
out
what's
going
on
after
this
lengthy
jog
we'll
eventually
make
it
back
outside
where
people
are
pretty
calm
for
the
fact
that
dude
was
just
crushed
by
some
lights
nearby
and
kajeek
will
make
his
way
down
to
the
speedboat
to
exit
the
mission
this
will
bring
us
to
the
next
mission
freedom
fighters
which
takes
place
in
colorado
it's
at
this
time
we
should
probably
do
a
brief
catch
up
on
the
story
so
to
put
it
lightly
we've
been
played
we've
been
doing
all
these
contracts
for
this
person
referred
to
as
the
shadow
client
or
the
client
for
short
it
turns
out
that
all
these
hits
we've
been
doing
around
people
who
are
either
members
of
a
group
called
providence
who
have
total
control
over
world
affairs
and
thought
to
be
a
myth
or
their
people
directly
linked
to
members
of
providence
and
the
work
providence
does
pretty
much
the
client
has
been
setting
us
up
and
making
it
look
like
this
is
all
our
doing
which
like
i
mean
it
technically
is
like
we're
hitman
for
hire
maybe
look
into
your
contract
some
more
and
figure
out
if
you're
being
used
for
some
sort
of
nefarious
plot
before
you
start
taking
people
out
i
don't
know
just
a
suggestion
anyways
we've
just
learned
all
this
and
we're
now
headed
to
the
next
mission
which
is
at
a
training
camp
for
the
client's
militia
and
we're
seeking
to
eliminate
who
we
think
the
client
is
for
their
manipulation
at
the
training
camp
in
colorado
we
have
four
targets
sean
rose
penelope
graves
ezra
berg
and
maya
parvati
as
well
as
a
couple
additional
tasks
that
will
pop
up
after
we
take
them
all
out
to
start
the
mission
kajik
exits
the
cutscene
pretty
quickly
equips
the
remote
breaching
charges
and
crouches
while
heading
to
the
left
towards
the
fence
skate
which
he
lobs
the
breaching
charge
at
cajiq
will
crouch
just
before
he
enters
the
farmhouse
here
through
the
back
doors
and
stay
crouched
as
he
sprints
past
a
soldier
and
hacker
that
are
having
a
chit
chat
being
sure
to
not
bump
into
them
on
the
way
kajeek
will
then
drop
a
breaching
charge
at
the
basement
door
and
detonate
it
before
switching
to
his
pistol
he'll
then
take
out
sean
rose
by
shooting
the
gas
tank
on
an
suv
next
to
shawn
then
shooting
the
leak
itself
to
blow
up
the
car
the
timing
on
when
to
do
this
is
a
bit
tight
and
unforgiving
if
you're
too
early
or
too
late
then
either
sean
won't
be
caught
in
the
explosion
or
the
nearby
guard
will
die
as
well
ruining
the
run
the
guy
okay
khajiit
then
heads
to
the
basement
where
he
grabs
a
lethal
injection
syringe
on
top
of
a
cabinet
kajika
is
going
to
be
using
this
syringe
on
penelope
but
first
kojic
has
to
wait
at
the
top
of
the
stairs
for
penelope
to
walk
into
position
at
the
desk
in
the
center
of
the
room
that's
on
our
right
if
you
look
at
the
mini
map
she's
the
bold
red
circle
immediately
after
taking
her
out
kajik
heads
back
downstairs
because
us
speedrunners
are
basement
dwellers
khajiit
shot
a
power
grid
panel
to
distract
one
of
the
guards
then
turns
on
the
boiler
via
the
fast
interact
glitch
to
distract
and
lure
ezra
over
then
waits
for
ezra
to
round
the
corner
before
jabbing
him
with
a
syringe
that
we
brought
ourselves
and
found
in
her
mom's
nightstand
after
opening
up
the
door
to
head
back
outside
and
taking
out
the
camera
kajik
waits
for
the
guard
at
the
top
of
the
stairs
to
walk
to
the
right
then
zooms
on
past
behind
him
and
goes
to
hide
behind
some
wooden
boards
once
all
relevant
soldiers
have
stopped
searching
and
entered
the
house
and
the
camera
on
the
patio
is
facing
away
khajiit
sneaks
up
near
it
and
shoots
it
being
sure
to
stand
close
to
the
railing
so
that
no
one
hears
the
gun
firing
khajiit
then
takes
aim
at
a
rope
and
pulley
that
are
supporting
a
hay
bale
in
the
air
and
continually
checks
where
maya
is
with
his
predator
vision
once
maya
is
in
position
khajiit
shoots
the
rope
dropping
the
bail
on
maya
i
bet
she
hated
that
[Applause]
[Music]
here
khajiit
picks
up
a
baseball
and
does
what's
called
a
fast
throw
on
two
hackers
where
he
crouches
throws
and
uncrouches
this
causes
the
baseball
to
register
as
hitting
these
hackers
almost
instantly
rocking
the
two
of
them
to
their
course
khajiit
then
fast
interacted
with
the
3d
printer
without
being
noticed
we
need
to
use
the
3d
printer
to
print
a
mask
that
resembles
sean
rose
so
we
can
unlock
a
door
in
the
basement
to
a
tornado
shelter
which
is
locked
via
face
scan
once
the
mask
is
printed
khajiit
heads
down
to
the
basement
where
after
waiting
for
a
guard
to
face
away
kajik
fast
interacts
with
the
scanner
and
we
get
to
watch
a
mini
cutscene
of
the
facial
scan
inside
the
tornado
shelter
then
kojic
has
to
fast
interact
with
two
examine
prompts
to
be
able
to
leave
the
mission
through
the
doors
that
are
in
the
shelter
which
are
actually
the
only
exit
to
the
level
wrapping
up
the
penultimate
mission
and
bringing
us
to
the
final
mission
situs
and
versus
which
takes
place
in
hokkaido
this
last
mission
has
us
targeting
eric
soders
and
yuki
yamazaki
eric
is
the
training
director
for
our
agency
who
turns
out
to
be
a
mole
for
providence
and
yuki
is
eric's
providence
liaison
to
start
the
mission
kajik
lets
a
few
seconds
of
the
cutscene
play
out
so
that
he
gets
better
security
behavior
in
the
mission
right
away
khajiik
heads
outside
and
to
the
left
towards
the
zen
garden
where
he
quickly
equips
a
cx
block
which
is
a
powerful
remote
explosive
he'll
toss
the
cx
block
at
the
operating
theater
window
where
eric
is
and
will
do
what's
called
a
fast
detonate
a
fast
detonate
is
where
you
detonate
the
explosive
once
you
see
the
detonate
prompt
appear
on
screen
and
immediately
holster
after
detonating
this
causes
the
explosion
to
happen
much
quicker
and
is
necessary
to
do
here
because
you
need
the
explosion
to
happen
when
the
cx
block
is
near
enough
to
the
glass
eric
is
a
unique
target
that
doesn't
affect
your
silent
assassin
rating
at
all
you
can
kill
him
however
you
like
without
being
noticed
or
having
his
body
found
additionally
any
damage
that
visibly
moves
eric
is
lethal
to
him
because
he's
a
frail
old
man
who
was
born
with
glass
bones
and
paper
skin
the
angle
at
which
you
throw
the
cx
block
and
where
you
throw
the
block
from
makes
it
so
that
the
fast
detonate
kills
eric
but
leaves
the
gardener
untouched
khajiit
then
heads
back
inside
and
towards
the
security
room
where
the
guards
are
all
heading
outside
to
either
investigate
the
explosion
or
just
go
on
patrol
for
some
reason
at
the
doorway
to
the
security
room
kajika
is
going
to
drop
his
pistol
so
that
it's
in
the
way
of
the
sliding
door
so
the
door
will
stay
open
for
us
because
the
guards
are
distracted
nobody
will
notice
or
care
that
we
just
dropped
an
illegal
item
in
the
security
room
kajik
will
then
toss
a
breaching
charge
at
an
interior
door
where
he's
then
gonna
grab
a
fire
extinguisher
he'll
then
exit
the
security
room
and
head
down
the
ramp
to
where
yuki
is
as
kajik
passes
yuki
he's
going
to
drop
a
breaching
charge
which
automatically
drops
the
fire
extinguisher
as
well
and
then
once
he's
far
enough
away
detonates
the
breaching
charge
exploding
the
fire
extinguisher
in
the
process
killing
yuki
and
avoiding
killing
her
bodyguards
or
derailing
the
cable
car
normally
dropping
an
illegal
item
in
front
of
npcs
will
compromise
you
but
by
exploding
the
fire
extinguisher
quickly
enough
nobody
in
the
hallway
realizes
what
happens
and
what
we
did
is
okay
kajeek
will
then
enter
the
cable
car
finishing
up
the
mission
the
game
and
in
turn
the
run
with
all
missions
having
been
completed
with
the
silent
assassin
rating
all
while
never
having
changed
out
of
our
starting
suits
about
this
one
well
that's
for
another
time
yamazaki
awaits
okay
people
this
is
the
security
announcements
please
remain
calm
we
have
a
minor
situation
here
[Music]
that's
both
targets
down
we're time
if
you've
made
it
to
the
end
of
this
video
thank
you
so
much
on
behalf
of
both
myself
and
kajeek
the
world
of
assassination
trilogy
is
such
a
cool
gaming
experience
and
the
speed
runs
themselves
are
a
marvel
of
routing
and
experimentation
if
you're
at
all
interested
in
looking
up
more
runs
of
this
game
or
seeing
runs
of
the
other
seasons
head
on
over
to
speedrun.com
and
use
that
search
bar
i'd
also
like
to
take
a
moment
and
say
thank
you
to
kajeek
for
his
help
in
making
this
video
it
would
not
have
been
possible
without
him
kajeek
was
a
saving
grace
when
it
came
to
making
this
video
and
was
beyond
helpful
and
accommodating
in
the
creation
process
be
sure
to
check
out
khajiit's
youtube
and
twitch
channels
if
you'd
like
to
see
more
speedrun
content
hitman
or
otherwise
links
are
in
the
description
additionally
i
mentioned
this
at
the
start
of
the
video
but
this
video
would
not
have
happened
without
everyone
who
supports
the
channel
on
patreon
not
only
was
this
run
suggested
to
be
covered
there
as
a
part
of
a
celebration
for
hitting
200
patrons
but
it
was
also
voted
on
and
chosen
by
the
patrons
as
their
first
official
patrons
choice
speedrun
explained
i
could
not
be
more
grateful
for
not
only
the
fact
this
run
was
chosen
because
it's
a
sick
run
but
also
for
the
fact
there
are
over
200
of
you
who
choose
to
support
the
channel
monetarily
seriously
thank
you
it
is
so
unnecessary
but
you
continue
to
do
so
anyways
if
taking
part
in
future
suggestions
or
pull
events
to
choose
what
runs
will
be
covered
in
the
future
sounds
like
a
fun
time
to
you
or
you
want
access
to
videos
early
or
even
just
want
to
chip
in
a
buck
or
two
a
month
to
keep
the
channel
afloat
then
head
on
over
to
patreon.com
tomato
anus
like
i
said
though
it's
entirely
unnecessary
but
thank
you
to
those
of
you
who
do
it
lastly
if
you
want
a
place
to
just
chat
about
anything
then
join
our
discord
server
discord.gg
tomato
anus
it
isn't
really
a
place
where
speedruns
are
talked
about
much
and
i
mean
that
in
a
good
way
like
if
you
want
to
talk
about
speedruns
there
people
will
talk
about
speedruns
with
you
but
it's
mainly
just
a
place
for
a
lot
of
supportive
and
wholesome
people
to
hang
out
and
talk
about
their
days
if
that
sounds
like
a
place
you
want
to
be
then
come
join
the
fun
that's
all
for
this
video
though
this
was
a
silent
assassin
suit
only
speedrun
of
hitman
2016.
i've
been
to
maidawenis
also
known
as
take
look
at
my
nuts
and
i
hope
you
have
an
above
average


hello
papa
hello
god
damn
you
are
lucky
big
flex
today
gang
now
papa
what
do
you
have
in
the
bag
uh
even
bigger
flex
oh
oh
look
it's
little
puffer
and
then
it's
big
papa
yes
oh
you
have
something
else
yes
oh
[ __ ]
papa
these
are
the
new
youtubes
our
third
ones
which
are
dropping
the
24th
this
month
so
one
week
from
now
and
papa
this
might
sell
out
pretty
quickly
our
last
ones
sold
out
in
one
day
so
you
might
want
to
mark
that
[ __ ]
in
your
calendar
[Music]
i'm
sure
this
also
youtubers
are
doing
a
giveaway
for
this
if
you
don't
want
to
buy
them
then
maybe
you
can
win
them
and
link
to
that
is
in
the
description
you
just
need
to
follow
them
on
instagram
and
do
some
stuff
and
then
you're
entered
to
win
for
free
yes
very
nice
[Music]
do
you
touch
children
no
it
would
appear
that
i'm
one
of
the
few
youtubers
that
don't
have
seen
like
all
people
in
smash
community
or
pedophiles
really
yeah
that's
because
the
game's
named
smash
bro
i
say
hey
dude
donate
your
ornaments
to
the
friendly
doctor
in
the
back
alley
[Laughter]
yeah
i'm
actually
15
on
the
stream
do
i
have
it
i
don't
know
right
front
here
yo
let's
go
oh
[ __ ]
that's
[ __ ]
crazy
baby
oh
my
god
what
happened
dude
holy
[ __ ]
my
legal
own
[ __ ]
fleet
baby
holy
[ __ ]
oh
[ __ ]
i
miss
that
sorry
wait
no
no
no
oh
your
matchmaking
experience
will
be
significantly
affected
because
the
trust
factor
of
f1
is
substantially
lower
than
yours
csgo's
matchmaking
will
prioritize
finding
opponents
with
a
similar
substantially
lower
trust
factor
i
am
reformed
i
may
have
called
people
things
in
this
game
but
i
am
reformed
we
are
literally
going
to
be
playing
with
people
currently
incarcerated
for
life
using
the
library
pc
to
play
csgo
those
are
the
sort
of
people
we're
gonna
be
playing
with
they
can
be
cheating
they're
already
they're
already
incarcerated
for
life
they
don't
care
they
don't
have
legs
yeah
we're
literally
going
to
be
queued
against
charles
manson
yeah
exactly
do
you
see
how
sick
that
is
why
am
i
even
saying
he
pushed
in
front
of
me
you
shot
him
f1
let
me
take
your
other
bro
i
think
so
we're
making
a
new
lobby
yeah
boy
oh
you
see
no
thing
about
low
trust
factors
oh
oh
oh
no
oh
no
why
was
it
so
slow
that
timing
dude
no
way
[Laughter]
[Applause]
don't
you
have
the
balls
to
shoot
me
yourself
no
okay
okay
what
the
[ __ ]
f1
what
okay
f1
no
no
i
have
no
trust
[ __ ]
you
dude
just
watch
come
on
okay
i'm
watching
what
did
i
do
don't
block
me
one
early
ivy
i
put
him
to
11
health
because
i
blocked
him
in
a
model
why
[ __ ]
griefer
i
didn't
want
to
do
that
[ __ ]
degree
okay
[Laughter]
you
disappeared
bro
you
disappear
do
you
want
to
see
how
it's
played
do
you
want
to
see
how
it's
played
yes
i'm
going
to
abuse
these
enemies
like
my
dick
look
at
this
[ __ ]
look
at this
he
thinks
he's
got
the
upper
hand
alas
he
does
not
oh
i
didn't
even
hear
it
i
just
exploded
i
just
got
sent
the
predator
missile
from
modern
warfare
too
what
was
that
dude
i
just
laid
down
i
had
a
heart
attack
i
did
i
went
like
my
grandpa
did
i
just
straight
up
by
the
aneurysm
and
fell
over
he
just
talks
all
the
time
for
no
reason
it's
so
annoying
the
only
interaction
i've
ever
had
with
you
know
you
know
no
one's
going
to
make
a
[ __ ]
tweet
longer
about
me
being
molester
because
the
only
the
only
experience
i've
had
with
a
woman
uh
fan
was
at
the
little
pump
concert
cycles
you
remember
there
was
a
there
was
a
lady
she
was
like
20
she
was
really
high
and
she
just
stood
and
looked
at
me
for
like
45
seconds
and
then
i
walked
away
it's
been
a
shock
slander
yeah
i
went
wwe
on
a
[ __ ]
randy
savage
no
that's
stopping
me
oh
this
server
is
like
the
war
in
afghanistan
i
am
going
to
be
honest
i'm
going
to
be
honest
listen
listen
listen
a
guy
donated
to
me
and
he
said
this
server
is
like
the
war
in
afghanistan
and
i
am
i'm
inclined
to
agree
i
am
100
inclined
to
agree
there
are
many
conflicts
everywhere
and
you
don't
know
who's
gonna
kill
you
wait
did
you
do
this
there's
a
huge
[ __ ]
hole
in
my
wall
that's
probably
hers
i'm
not
gonna
lie
we're
having
a
conflict
what
if
we
have
to
pick
sides
i'm
on
calls
on
side
who
is
down
in
my
[ __ ]
mind
now
who
is
straight
under
my
house
i
am
going
to
perform
a
rectal
exam
on
whoever
is
[ __ ]
down
here
right
under
my
house
and
now
he's
now
he's
now
he's
shifting
because
he
doesn't
have
a
family
who
is
this
what
the
[ __ ]
he's
honest
you're
under
my
house
bro
i
built
here
first
i
was
here
first
i'm
gonna
be
honest
[ __ ]
you
guys
swamp
i've
built
the
biggest
house
hey
we
were
here
before
here
no
one
has
a
farm
under
my
house
someone
has
a
whole
ass
[ __ ]
farm
stop
stop
stop
stop
[Laughter]
how
do
you
call
spongebob
squarepants
oh
peanut
butter
oh
the
new
tree
sounds
so
weird
dude
the
tree
like
listen
when
you
start
mining
it
[Music]
is
very
funny
it's
not
actually
it's
vitamin
d
pills
because
i
don't
see
the
sun
my
mom
bought
them
for
me
uh
okay
[ __ ]
off
oh
my
god
okay
i
just
boosted
enough
mewtwo
that's
just
a
regular
rare
but
[ __ ]
me
papa
let's
go
oh
20
bucks
jesus
christ
let's
go
i
didn't
have
that
one
[ __ ]
yes
me
and
my
dad
we
opened
one
or
two
whole
ass
booster
boxes
two
two
whole
ass
booster
boxes
we
didn't
get
a
single
one
of


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