of
course
i
don't
mind
covering
for
you
today
oh
don't
worry
i
could
have
caused
my
hair
so
i've
got
to
go
hello
there
welcome
to
our
game
store
i'll
be
with
you
once
i
can't
let
you
just
go
type
up
one
thing
then
guess
what
you
sorted
everything
that
you've
come
in
here
to
purchase
and
any
questions
you're
going
to
have
i'll
answer
them
for
you
please
just
watch
this
enjoy
yourself
one
second
there's
only
one
thing
that
makes
you
a
notorious
champion
great
shadow
legends
is
the
game
that
gives
you
all
the
unlimited
power
you've
ever
dreamed
of
as
you
battle
it
out
and
take
on
raid
bosses
dungeon
runs
campaign
battles
and
pvp
arena
matches
but
this
is
not
a
console
game
no
no
no
no
this
is
a
console
level
game
that
can
be
played
straight
from
your
device
i've
been
battling
raid
for
quite
some
time
now
and
it's
time
to
showcase
some
of
their
amazing
champions
the
high
elves
champion
eleanor
has
one
job
hit
one
guy
as
hard
as
he
possibly
can
then
hide
which
is
what
i
consider
amazing
tactics
second
skill
makes
better
not
terrifying
by
placing
decreased
defense
and
weakening
debuffs
on
the
enemy
then
attacks
the
second
abyss
part
of
the
sacred
order
champions
abbas
is
a
pvp
goddess
from
my
favorite
champion
faction
that
uses
her
enemy
strengths
against
them
if
radial
real
life
i'd
probably
be
among
the
sacred
order
i'm
trying
to
unlock
as
many
of
them
as
possible
and
working
my
way
up
to
the
beast
himself
rosh
card
the
tower
a
heavy
hitter
whilst
also
being
a
great
all-rounder
capable
of
leading
your
team
to
victory
apart
from
looking
amazing
he
enables
me
to
do
the
most
satisfying
things
when
playing
raid
which
is
the
quest
to
collect
upgrade
and
unlock
the
critical
trio
which
satisfies
all
my
nerd
instincts
so
i
do
battle
in
campaign
dungeons
faction
wars
and
arena
where
i
can
slay
enemies
grand
xp
upgrade
my
champions
be
bejeweled
by
the
amazing
graphics
and
finally
when
it
says
victory
i
get
a
sense
of
honorable
satisfaction
and
quite
possibly
dragon
sickness
as
i
collect
even
more
silver
coin
so
what's
new
and
raid
for
this
month
i
hear
you
ask
raid
i've
just
released
a
ton
of
amazing
new
client
features
and
improvements
with
brand
new
quests
new
benefits
for
every
clan
member
just
will
be
an
inner
clan
and
even
a
brand
new
clan
shop
that
gives
you
access
to
some
incredibly
powerful
items
this
month
raiders
also
got
new
champions
to
collect
from
fragments
in
the
doom
tower
and
load
of
events
and
competitions
to
take
part
in
so
become
a
champion
with
unlimited
power
and
join
raid
by
hitting
the
link
in
the
description
below
or
scan
the
qr
code
right
here
new
players
will
get
an
epic
hero
gennaro
an
amazing
doom
tower
player
2000k
silver
one
xp
boost
one
energy
refill
and
one
ancient
chart
so
you
can
summon
an
awesome
champion
as
soon
as
you
get
in
game
you
will
find
extra
rewards
here
in
your
inbox
for
the
next
30
days
only
it's
that
easy
just
click
the
link
in
the
description
and
i'll
see
you
in
game
hello
i
hope
that
was
a
satisfactory
uh
producer
you've
taken
the
futuristic
option
of
ordering
everything
in
advance
so
i
can
have
time
to
prepare
everything
for
you
and
you
have
something
to
do
once
i
get
everything
sorted
for
you
so
you're
in
here
to
purchase
some
controllers
today
some
pc
controllers
some
tv
controllers
some
light
controllers
and
some
yeah
for
your
laptop
controllers
as
well
i've
got
the
collection
of
controls
here
that's
what
i
was
starting
out
was
you
were
watching
the
thing
though
so
this
is
quite
a
speed
thing
i
know
this
usually
uh
someone
who
works
here
normally
he's
henry
charles
original
iii
and
also
i
don't
know
if
you
met
him
as
well
really
nice
guy
he
also
works
here
but
i've
just
filled
in
for
today
i'm
quite
efficient
with
how
we
do
things
here
at
a
game
store
we'd
like
to
do
things
as
quick
as
possible
and
get
through
everything
for
you
and
make
sure
you're
left
happy
so
we're
time
fishing
so
anything
you've
got
to
do
you
get
onto
it
afterwards
and
i
can
help
speed
through
this
with
you
and
get
on
with
everything
that
you
want
me
to
do
here
okay
so
let
me
list
through
the
items
which
you've
got
here
playstation
controller
another
playstation
controller
tv
remote
sound
system
remote
light
remote
laptop
remote
pc
remote
so
that's
what
you've
had
on
order
here
the
beauty
of
this
game
store
is
that
you
can
order
anything
that
you
want
online
but
before
you
purchase
you
can
come
in
and
get
it
explained
and
looked
at
by
me
we
go
through
every
single
one
for
you
look
through
them
all
and
make
sure
that
it's
every
item
that
you
want
and
it
works
how
you'd
expect
it
to
work
so
does
that
sound
okay
fine
with
you
great
so
why
don't
we
go
through
the
first
thing
you
may
see
me
notice
this
notice
me
using
this
to
begin
with
okay
this
controls
at
your
computer
screen
so
this
has
a
range
of
buttons
on
there
we
have
our
main
ok
button
if
you
can
see
there
then
we
have
a
keypad
here
you
can
move
around
and
use
the
controller
as
you
see
that
okay
and
then
the
buttons
on
here
which
change
all
the
settings
for
everything
and
then
a
simple
on
and
off
switch
here
as
well
if
you
download
the
appropriate
software
for
this
this
way
you
ever
use
it
can
be
used
like
a
wii
controller
or
something
like
that
so
all
you've
got
to
do
is
literally
click
and
press
and
move
it
around
the
motion
says
sensors
detect
everything
that
you
and
that's
what
that
takes
this
is
very
handy
for
moving
and
um
and
this
can
really
benefit
you
from
having
to
move
the
mouse
around
and
if
you
just
want
to
do
something
very
quickly
and
click
click
click
click
click
click
away
so
that's
the
first
item
we
have
there
for
you
just
drop
off
that
have
you
interested
in
that
item
that's
great
okay
second
item
playstation
controller
you've
opted
for
white
playstation
this
is
one
of
our
classic
controllers
which
have
the
softest
buttons
and
the
most
satisfying
sounds
oh
yeah
be
with
those
ones
sounds
good
that's
great
okay
so
then
we
move
on
to
our
main
square
x
circle
and
circle
square
the
sound
okay
that's
great
and
then
x
fix
that
sounds
good
perfect
and
then
we
have
our
arrow
keys
here
as
well
so
does
that
sound
okay
with
you
and
then
combined
they
all
sound
like
this
right
and
then
we've
got
l2
r2
r1
l1
does
that
sound
good
to
you
i
think
the
most
important
thing
is
well
controllers
not
only
sounds
good
that
is
also
relaxing
for
you
as
you're
the
one
that's
going
to
be
playing
the
game
but
that
sounds
good
to
me
so
we've
got
the
main
button
here
in
the
middle
there
as
well
okay
we've
got
our
joystick
buttons
here
too
this
is
a
fully
functioning
playstation
4
controller
i
know
that
uh
charles
vision
would
well
henry
charles
seems
to
sell
this
when
people
are
actually
using
playstation
5
but
i'm
happy
to
tell
you
that
this
is
for
playstation
4
and
this
is
a
classic
controller
so
that's
the
playstation
controller
what
are
you
happy
for
that
all
the
sounds
that
we
made
there
that's
great
to
send
it
to
the
list
okay
next
up
we
have
our
television
remote
here
okay
this
is
control
your
television
also
it
has
the
motion
sensor
uh
detection
there
as
well
so
when
you
move
it
around
it's
going
to
follow
the
last
keypad
wherever
you
want
to
go
so
anyway
you
want
to
go
across
the
screen
it's
going
to
follow
it
around
use
for
easy
click
and
easy
access
and
find
it
and
type
in
things
that
has
some
great
sounds
to
it
this
is
our
main
okay
button
but
you
also
notice
it
has
a
dial
there
as
well
which
can
be
used
to
access
further
down
and
scroll
up
and
down
easier
on
different
programs
or
anything
that
you
want
to
use
your
television
for
all
of
these
buttons
are
very
satisfying
because
that
sounds
fine
too
that's
great
and
we'll
check
out
the
other
buttons
there
too
so
just
make
sure
it
all
sounds
good
for
you
[Music]
also
has
the
buttons
on
here
for
numerical
purposes
you
notice
that
this
has
a lot
of
features
a
lot
of
way
to
it
this
is
a
great
shape
to
fit
above
your
hands
so
you
find
you
find
you're
in
a lot
of
comfort
when
you
hold
this
as
well
so
batteries
at
the
bottom
there
and
then
you
have
audio
generic
channels
there
and
a
subscription
for
disney
plus
amazon
prime
etc
etc
designated
bosses
are
you
happy
with
that
sound
does
that
sound
really
great
for
you
it
does
to
me
it's
very
relaxing
this
is
one
of
our
latest
controllers
which
will
complement
your
tv
everything
that
you
want
to
see
i
assume
that
you've
got
a
television
which
would
match
this
that's
great
really
great
here
okay
so
let's
just
check
all
the
buttons
oh
sounds
great
to
me
[Music]
that's
great
would
you
like
that
to
be
added
to
your
collection
as
well
perfect
so
you
seem
to
have
had
a
nice
collection
here
of
tech
related
things
that
you
want
to
purchase
so
it's
my
pleasure
of
course
to
go
through
every
single
one
of
you
so
far
i'm
glad
that
those
first
three
are
going
to
be
sounding
and
looking
and
feeling
they're
working
great
with
you
there
too
next
one
we
go
straight
on
the
playstation
controller
in
black
i
assumed
that
you
purchased
two
because
you
wanted
two
people
to
play
with
okay
okay
what
do
you
play
that's
great
this
has
all
the
same
keys
and
functions
as
the
other
playstation
one
this
is
not
compatible
with
playstation
5
country
to
believe
to
henry
charles
ritual
but
let
us
test
all
the
buttons
here
make
sure
they're
all
satisfactory
for
you
here
as
well
we
begin
with
the
x
triangle
circle
and
square
does
that
sound
relaxing
to
you
and
satisfactory
that's
great
now
let's
move
on
to
the
first
step
the
sun
relaxing
that's
good
and
it
works
well
for
you
perfect
so
r1
r2
r1
r201
l2
you
might
notice
that
the
button
is
a
little
more
button
sounding
on
this
one
so
all
buttons
combined
joystick
buttons
now
does
that
sound
good
different
sticker
so
now
we've
now
got
you
sorted
three
controllers
very
relaxing
controllers
or
perfectly
great
and
those
playstation
ones
will
work
really
quick
just
like
let
you
know
there
as
well
that
the
playstation
5
isn't
coming
and
we
should
have
that
in
store
very
very
soon
okay
so
if
you
wanted
to
come
back
and
visit
us
we
do
the
whole
thing
shipping
for
it
as
well
for
you
too
okay
next
up
we've
got
our
lighting
controller
this
doesn't
really
have
very
much
sounding
buttons
as
they're
more
weighted
but
we
can
have
a
nice
listen
anyway
this
controls
all
your
colors
so
anything
you've
got
smart
light
bulbs
or
anything
like
that
this
will
tune
in
and
control
it
for
you
[Applause]
[Applause]
so
[Applause]
so
as
you
may
notice
this
controller
has
everything
you
need
to
change
the
color
and
the
ambiance
of
the
old
lights
this
has
very
delicate
buttons
here
and
as
long
as
it
sounds
good
perfect
it looks
good
to
you
operation
i'm
sure
this
will
tune
in
with
the
quality
or
wireless
lights
and
will
be
a
great
asset
to
your
general
opinion
or
whatever
room
you've
got
great
so
we'll
pop
that
there
for
you
so
update
this
system
excellent
next
up
do
you
want
to
control
the
sound
to
your
sound
surrounds
up
that's
great
okay
so
we've
got
this
controller
here
for
you
though
so
this
is
full
of
buttons
along
here
so
this
is
a
completely
different
sound
completely
different
feel
to
the
controllers
so
it's
good
to
have
difference
in
between
using
the
controller
for
your
television
then
user
controller
for
your
speaker
system
there
as
well
so
you
notice
there's
a
lot
more
grip
with
the
rubber
buttons
there
too
there's
a
little
bit
difference
depends
if
you
love
the
case
if
you
pull
the
rubber
sound
i
think
when
it
comes
to
sound
that
you
want
but
the
rubber
works
better
for
you
if
you
want
to
use
the
television
it's
good
to
know
that
actually
something's
been
clicked
there
as
well
but
we
will
test
all
the
buttons
here
for
you
just
to
make
sure
so
so
this
is
a
longer
controller
there's
a
lot
more
options
to
change
around
your
sound
this
is
what
your
adobe
app
will
sound
as
well
everybody
here
controls
all
of
that
but
also
not
ready
or
television
as
well
that's
plugged
into
your
sound
system
too
so
you
notice
that
this
is
very
satisfying
so
it's
under
good
so
all
the
buttons
were
perfectly
fine
they
sound
really
great
here
the
trigger
is
the
most
important
thing
with
the
binder
controls
and
make
sure
the
control
of
the
buttons
sound
really
great
for
you
and
your
escas
issue
is
going
to
listen
to
it
and
using
it
all
the
time
for
your
own
enjoyment
and
entertainment
perfect
i
like
that
new
collection
there
for
yourself
and
finally
you
wanted
something
to
control
your
laptop
screen
there
as
well
okay
this
will
control
a
very
basic
controller
but
it
can
drop
a
lot
of
aspects
for
your
laptop
there
too
it
has
the
motion
section
there's
also
where
you
move
it
around
if
you
can
move
around
if
you
get
the
right
software
and
you'll
put
it
around
so
it
can
make
things
a little
bit
easier
plus
if
you're
watching
using
your
laptop
to
watch
something
entertainment
you
want
your
laptop
a little
bit
further
order
to
control
your
laptop
the
features
without
having
to
be
able
to
be
close
to
it
so
it's
going
to
have
a
fuse
or
a
bed
or
something
or
trying
to sleep
you've
got
something
a little
bit
of
distance
but
you
don't
want
the
bottle
out
of
those
screens
anywhere
near
your
face
around
your
eyes
so
you've
got
this
to
change
all
of
those
things
therefore
you
can
use
the
motion
sensor's
detecting
to
move
all
the
things
you
want
to
select
which
things
you
want
there
to
as
well
begin
with
the
main
okay
[Applause]
[Applause]
so
how
does
that
sound
to
you
is
that
relaxing
enough
for
you
would
you
say
you
know
that
every
single
button
here
can
be
programmed
to
change
to
do
whatever
function
you
wanted
to do
there
as
well
that's
the
beauty
of
this
controller
it's
more
sleek
and
compact
but
the
button
is
very
satisfied
there
as
well
if
you
have
the
mustang
[Applause]
so
i'm
just
going
to
pretend
that
your
laptop
screen
just
so
you
can
see
well
you
would
upload
something
like
this
[Applause]
so
you
understand
how
that
will
work
we've
also
got
the
volume
and
brightness
buttons
here
these
are
separate
buttons
it
can
be
configured
something
else
but
i'd
recommend
[Applause]
can
be
configured
and
operated
however
you
want
them
now
if
you
would
like
them
to
function
i
think
you
could
do
that
a
couple
of
controls
there
as
well
especially
like
once
you
can
change
and
move
it
around
and
set
to
different
settings
for
your
different
lights
would
you
like
that
one
too
excellent
so
what
requires
me
now
i've
just
filled
out
all
this
view
make
your
receipt
if
you'd
like
to
purchase
all
those
people
who
are
going
to
control
us
that's
really
pretty
here
everything
else
i
could
help
you
with
here
today
so
we've
gone
through
every
single
controller
there
for
you
that
you've
selected
that's
the
whole
point
of the
system
you
can
alter
anything
you
want
online
and
select
here
to
come
in
store
get
it
checked
out
and
we'll
go
through
it
all
together
so
as
long
as
you
were
happy
i'm
happy
and
i'm
happy
you're
happy
so
hopefully
it's
a
nice
circle
round
thing
let
me
type
over
a
cd
for
you
so
that's
great
if
there's
anything
that
you'd
like
to
come
in
store
for
for
future
things
playstation
you
want
it's
not gameplay
to
be
me
who
tends
to
be
quite
efficient
and
well
known
to
be
efficient
in
this
game
still
because
i've
got
that
really
nice
chap
who
comes
in
as
well
he's
very
nice
he
takes
a little
bit
longer
but
he's
nice
to
certainly
outweigh
his
speed
and
also
uh
probably
known
as
not
so
implied
and
that's
henry
charles
wretched
but
and
he
usually
tricks
all
the
customers
and
gets
them
whatever
crap
he
can
give
them
and
anything
like
that
but
like
i
said
that's
not
how
i
do
things
i'd
like
to
make
sure
that
you're
fully
happy
and
fully
well
equipped
with
everything
that
you
want
to
come
in
here
for
as
well
so
is
there
anything
else
i
can
help
you
with
any
more
tech
questions
any
more
button
questions
hope
you
enjoy
your
controllers
it
will
all
be
really
great
for
all
of
your
users
that
you
want
in
your
home
hope
this
service
has
been
really
good
for
you
and
really
not
only
entertaining
but
also
relaxing
for
you
here
as
well
informative
for
you
here
as
well
that
you
yes
i've
also
enjoyed
this
and
you
felt
good
being
in
this
whole
environment
experience
if
you
want
anything
from
the
game
store
again
be
sure
to
come
back
and
let
me
get
you
sorted
don't
know
who
you're
going
to
run
into
but
hopefully
somebody's
gonna
be
me
next
time
and
then
i
can
sort
you
that
you
want
that's
great
perfect
well
please
stay
controllers
and
enjoy
the
rest
of
whatever
you're
doing
okay
take
care
[Music]


today
my
friends
we
were
taking
a
trip
down
memory
lane
I'm
talking
about
when
black
desert
first
launched
I
used
to
run
a
guild
and
throughout
that
time
I've
had
some
interesting
experiences
if
you're
familiar
with
running
a
guild
or
being
part
of
a
serious
guild
you
know
that
guild
equals
politics
and
that
equals
drama
lots
of
drama
so
today
I'm
going
to
be
telling
you
guys
a
couple
stories
I
have
a
lot
to
choose
from
but
I
selected
two
for
this
video
because
you
know
I
think
these
might
be
the
most
interesting
ones
and
one
of
them
actually
plays
a
role
and
how
I
became
a
youtuber
but
before
we
get
into
this
this
video
is
sponsored
by
black
desert
so
if
you
are
currently
playing
black
desert
or
you
might
return
one
day
or
you've
never
played
it
there's
a
few
reasons
to
play
at
the
moment
because
it
is
black
deserts
fourth
anniversary
yes
yes
and
what
this
comes
a
lot
of
new
events
the
first
goes
on
until
the
23rd
of
this
month
and
this
is
called
save
the
wild
life
so
the
way
this
event
works
is
it
players
can
complete
an
event
quests
on
by
turning
in
tokens
obtained
by
gathering
hunting
fishing
and
various
other
actions
now
you
exchanged
these
tokens
you
get
rewards
but
what
this
does
is
it
determines
how
much
black
desert
is
going
to
donate
to
a
wildlife
charity
so
this
is
actually
a
really
heartwarming
event
if
I
do
say
so
myself
and
there
are
also
special
login
rewards
that
go
on
into
the
first
of
April
and
I
always
say
even
if
you
don't
currently
play
the
game
if
you
just
consider
playing
the
game
you
should
just
log
in
because
I've
missed
out
on
so
much
stuff
from
not
doing
that
and
well
I
know
some
of
you
are
thinking
I
don't
have
the
game
I've
never
played
it
I
can't
afford
that
right
now
black
deserts
by
to
play
right
well
there's
a
7
day
free
trial
and
you
can
start
now
by
just
clicking
that
link
in
the
description
below
there's
other
events
and
you
can
read
up
on
those
below
I
will
link
those
in
the
description
but
for
now
I
think
we
should
get
into
these
stories
so
to
give
a
bit
of
background
to
all
this
I
believe
black
desert
came
out
in
2016
so
2016
is
the
year
that
I
started
playing
on
the
North
American
servers
and
before
starting
in
beta
I
decided
that
I
would
start
a
guild
because
back
in
the
day
before
you
know
life
became
what
it
is
now
where
I'm
extremely
busy
all
the
time
had
a
lot
of
free
time
on
my
hands
I
dedicated
all
my
time
to
creating
content
but
back
in
the
day
was
just
live
streaming
13
to
15
hours
a
day
what
the
[ __ ]
was
I
thinking
and
I
would
dedicate
all
my
time
to
one
game
you
know
whatever
MMO
was
most
exciting
to
me
at
the
moment
and
that
was
black
desert
so
for
months
I
was
playing
black
desert
dedicating
all
my
live
streaming
time
to
it
even
outside
of
live
streaming
and
I
would
make
gilts
because
whenever
joining
an
MMO
it
was
one
of
my
goals
because
I
am
competitive
me
now
I'm
casual
as
[ __ ]
it's
a
complete
joke
but
back
then
I
was
more
serious
so
in
beta
you
know
I
was
deciding
on
a
name
for
the
guild
I
had
a
few
friends
we
were
gonna
make
it
but
I
always
invite
people
that
watch
my
stream
that
plan
on
taking
the
game
serious
we
went
over
a
few
names
some
that
were
serious
and
I
also
had
the
idea
to
name
the
guild
clubpenguin
and
I
remember
saying
if
we
choose
this
name
Club
Penguin
people
will
not
take
us
serious
it
is
a
trolli
name
and
if
we
do
anything
questionable
people
just
aren't
going
to
take
a
serious
we
won't
have
our
time
in
court
we're
gonna
be
guilty
from
the
bat
because
we're
Club
Penguin
even
you
know
saying
that
and
even
some
of
us
agreeing
on
it
we
still
rolled
with
the
name
Club
Penguin
trolli
name
but
the
thing
was
I
wasn't
a
trolli
person
you
know
I
goof
around
but
the
goal
of
the
guild
was
never
to
be
trollee
or
to
be
toxic
but
I
did
have
a
couple
toxic
members
sometimes
got
me
into
trouble
but
that
part
doesn't
relate
to
this
story
that
I'm
about
to
tell
so
months
into
black
desert
we
join
an
alliance
it's
an
alliance
with
two
other
gilts
and
also
give
me
the
background
on
the
guild
name
doesn't
really
play
a
role
in
this
story
but
it
will
with
the
next
story
although
you
may
disagree
with
me
so
we're
in
alliance
with
two
guilds
I
don't
remember
the
names
but
pretty
much
with
this
Alliance
back
in
2016
or
the
first
year
of
black
desert
there
was
really
no
purpose
of
having
a
guild
there
were
no
notes
no
sieges
nothing
like
that
if
you
were
doing
guild
vs.
guild
it
was
pretty
much
about
eeping
it
was
just
a
war
of
eeping
that's
what
it
was
because
you've
gained
nothing
from
warring
another
guild
really
in
fact
I
think
you
will
lose
resources
to
keep
those
goats
running
because
you
had
to
pay
silver
to
keep
it
but
it
was
fun
you
know
it
was
fun
to
challenge
other
people
and
to
do
PvP
because
at
the
same
time
if
you
PvP
without
doing
a
guild
war
he
would
get
negative
karma
which
would
result
just
a
bunch
of
bad
news
so
guild
Warren
is
natural
you
form
an
alliance
if
anyone
attacks
them
you're
part
of
the
Alliance
you're
going
to
protect
them
and
help
them
there
comes
a
time
where
there
is
a
world
boss
and
during
the
world
boss
everyone
just
swarms
and
deserves
the
boss
down
and
you
hope
that
you
get
boss
armor
or
boss
gear
and
you
make
money
you
get
whatever
rewards
during
one
of
these
world
bosses
a
random
guild
started
flagging
up
and
killing
players
of
my
guild
and
I
don't
know
if
this
was
brought
to
the
attention
of
one
of
the
guilds
I
was
Alliance
to
with
by
me
or
one
of
my
members
in
a
way
where
hey
these
guys
are
attacking
us
or
if
it
was
brought
up
with
a
guilt
I
was
Alliance
with
where
they
came
to
me
and
said
hey
why
are
you
worn
with
this
guilt
because
remember
this
is
four
years
ago
so
my
memory
a
little
foggy
regardless
we're
being
questioned
why
we
are
at
war
with
this
guilt
that
was
slain
by
members
at
a
world
boss
which
is
pointless
it's
an
absolute
dick
move
at
the
time
because
you'd
gain
nothing
from
it
you
are
just
stopping
people
from
making
progress
so
we
explained
that
these
guys
just
flagged
up
on
us
this
guild
that
were
aligned
with
says
no
those
are
our
friends
they
would
never
do
anything
like
that
[ __ ]
you
goes
kicked
us
out
the
Alliance
and
made
us
kill
on
sight
just
here
in
this
situation
they
asked
for
an
explanation
we
gave
them
an
explanation
this
is
what
happened
this
is
exactly
what
happened
these
guys
were
not
listening
to
reason
and
they
didn't
even
give
us
a
chance
they
just
took
the
other
side
because
they
know
these
guys
and
they're
friends
of
theirs
so
we
became
killing
sight
and
so
going
forward
you
know
we
were
receiving
messages
that
we're
gonna
form
you
we're
gonna
make
sure
that
you're
never
able
to
play
the
game
all
these
threats
all
this
[ __ ]
and
I
got
a
couple
of
[ __ ]
stalkers
my
killer
we're
not
taking
that
[ __ ]
we're
gonna
defend
ourselves
but
there
are
some
casuals
as
well
so
over
time
we
end
up
in
a
constant
war
with
the
people
we
were
alized
with
and
eventually
their
guild
leader
the
one
that
was
talking
all
this
[ __ ]
is
messaging
me
asking
for
us
to
stop
the
war
why
because
we
were
farming
them
these
[ __ ]
threatened
us
kicked
us
out
the
guild
talked
to
all
this
[ __ ]
but
instead
they
got
formed
damn
baby
I
don't
know
if
I
believe
in
karma
but
[ __ ]
I
didn't
want
the
war
but
they
just
kinda
brought
it
on
themselves
so
I
had
a
meeting
with
the
guild
leader
and
if
you're
not
a
gamer
if
you
don't
play
MMOs
this
[ __ ]
sounds
goofy
okay
I
was
in
a
relationship
at
the
time
and
I
remember
the
girls
with
just
thought
this
[ __ ]
was
goofy
as
[ __ ]
like
what
you
can't
hang
tonight
you
have
to
read
you
got
to
do
this
like
but
unless
you
are
a
gamer
a
very
dedicated
MMORPG
player
you
don't
really
know
how
serious
raiding
and
[ __ ]
like
that
is
like
sometimes
you
have
to
cancel
plans
for
it
sounds
stupid
but
some
people
take
these
games
serious
and
back
then
I
took
this
[ __ ]
very
serious
so
anyway
he
wants
to
call
the
troops
and
knowing
how
sneaky
this
[ __ ]
is
I
made
sure
to
get
proof
in
case
he
ever
tries
to
lie
on
us
or
whatever
I
remember
recording
the
meeting
it
was
it
was
comedy
it
was
like
this
dude
asking
for
forgiveness
and
for
us
to
stop
and
me
just
like
you
know
just
calling
him
out
on
all
the
[ __ ]
whole
thing
is
the
other
guild
we
were
alliance
twits
because
remember
it
was
a
3
guild
alliance
I
think
it
was
ran
by
a
girl
and
she
had
a
good
head
on
her
shoulders
instead
of
just
jumping
to
conclusions
and
straight-up
joining
this
war
killing
us
she
listened
to
reason
and
I
think
she
believed
us
but
in
the
end
I
do
think
the
name
Club
Penguin
may
have
kind
of
screwed
us
a
bit
but
not
really
with
that
story
but
this
just
goes
to
show
you
how
guild
drama
and
politics
and
just
dumb
[ __ ]
you
know
can
go
on
with
these
gills
you
can't
trust
people
we're
in
it
alliance
with
you
were
supposed
to
protect
each
other
but
you
just
turned
on
us
you
just
turned
on
us
and
like
the
blink
of
an
eye
I
think
from
an
air
we
just
kind
of
stayed
so
low
I
hate
guild
politics
I
hate
it
so
glad
I'm
done
with
this
[ __ ]
on
to
the
next
story
this
is
the
juicy
one
so
with
this
next
one
this
is
this
takes
place
I
guess
months
after
the
original
[ __ ]
we
dealt
with
we're
still
Club
Penguin
we've
got
new
members
we've
lost
members
but
we
are
one
of
the
more
top
PvP
guilds
that's
not
extremely
serious
not
one
of
the
number
one
guilds
on
the
server
but
on
the
list
because
we
were
PB
beers
and
I
have
to
say
it
was
a
lot
of
fun
back
in
the
day
gear
wasn't
too
crazy
pride
duo
try
all
of
that
it
wasn't
introduced
yet
black
desert
was
very
vanilla
at
the
time
but
yes
we
fast
forward
and
there
comes
a
time
where
one
of
my
members
is
facing
group
of
players
and
he's
outnumbered
and
I
don't
know
if
there
was
[ __ ]
talk
or
whatever
but
he
killed
this
group
of
players
and
he
felt
like
you
guys
just
tried
to
like
jump
me
you
outnumbered
me
and
you
still
lost
so
he
talks
some
[ __ ]
he
said
something
very
offensive
and
they
weren't
happy
about
that
this
boy
was
always
putting
me
in
[ __ ]
always
eventually
he
was
never
allowed
to
join
my
guild
again
but
you
know
outside
of
gaming
we're
cool
but
like
in
gaming
having
him
in
my
guild
is
too
risky
but
during
that
it
pissed
off
this
guild
and
from
there
things
just
got
they
just
they
just
started
going
downhill
so
we
were
like
warring
with
this
guild
there
was
a
lot
of
back-and-forth
truce
no
truce
but
then
it
became
a
war
of
the
mind
but
what
happened
is
that
this
guild
started
getting
other
guilds
to
war
us
it
was
mainly
based
off
of
rumors
so
they
would
tell
other
guilds
we
were
talking
[ __ ]
that
we
did
something
or
killed
one
of
their
players
which
would
pretty
much
get
us
into
wars
with
other
guilds
so
we
would
be
in
like
several
different
guild
wars
mind
you
Club
Penguin
Club
Penguin
did
what
they
said
this
about
us
Club
Penguin
is
doing
this
they're
doing
that
they're
toxic
easy
to
believe
it's
Club
Penguin
these
guys
are
[ __ ]
trolls
they're
toxic
and
I'm
not
toxic
it
can
be
toxic
put
me
in
a
game
of
apex
I
can
talk
[ __ ]
but
never
have
I
ever
really
considered
myself
a
toxic
person
and
I
think
a
lot
of
my
friends
I
know
online
would
agree
but
that's
what
we're
being
labeled
it
gets
to
a
point
where
if
I
was
to
joke
about
something
for
example
on
live-streaming
and
I
say
you
know
we'll
be
crazy
we're
in
a
war
with
all
these
people
what
if
we
got
Ward
by
the
number
one
guild
on
the
server
not
even
like
five
minutes
later
we
were
award
by
the
number
one
guild
on
the
server
and
did
this
guilt
leader
is
like
sending
me
whispers
like
hey
I
know
your
name
I
know
you
do
this
I
know
you
do
that
and
I'm
like
great
okay
big
brain
do
a
[ __ ]
Google
search
and
you
can
find
all
this
information
look
into
my
youtube
links
it's
not
special
but
that's
the
type
of
[ __ ]
that
dude
was
owned
we
would
try
to
play
as
my
friend
but
then
beyond
some
sneaky
snake
[ __ ]
while
telling
other
guilds
to
war
us
while
acting
like
we
were
in
a
truce
I
have
to
give
it
to
him
he
did
a
good
job
of
pretty
much
making
us
Kos
to
the
entire
server
this
evolves
to
a
point
where
I
can't
even
livestream
black
desert
because
if
I
live
stream
the
game
for
six
to
eight
hours
I
have
people
extreme
sniping
me
they
will
follow
me
to
every
channel
they
will
not
stop
following
me
and
you
know
black
desert
has
no
fast
travel
so
no
matter
where
I
go
I'm
killing
sight
it's
horrible
for
my
members
as
well
the
people
that
want
to
grind
the
people
that
just
want
to
progress
in
black
desert
they
can't
everyones
killing
sight
by
multiple
gilts
all
because
of
he
say
she
say
well
I
think
you
know
maybe
one
or
two
of
the
wars
was
actual
beef
between
me
and
another
guild
it
was
mainly
based
off
of
rumors
and
just
that
guy
getting
into
people's
heads
so
the
best
way
to
compare
this
is
a
boy
and
a
girl
in
high
school
they
had
a
falling-out
this
boys
angry
so
he
starts
spreading
rumors
about
this
girl
to
the
point
where
it
gets
around
the
entire
school
so
her
entire
reputation
is
damaged
its
destroyed
her
friends
stopped
hanging
with
her
people
start
calling
her
name's
anytime
she
enters
a
classroom
or
a
lunchroom
it's
over
but
the
thing
is
all
this
[ __ ]
that
he
said
it's
not
true
it's
just
not
true
one
of
their
members
even
wrote
a
book
on
a
situation
I
think
the
guy
may
have
been
in
a
roleplay
or
possibly
like
a
writer
or
something
and
this
dude
wrote
a
[ __ ]
book
and
I
remember
like
one
of
the
lines
about
me
was
like
he's
toxic
or
something
like
that
like
toxic
streamer
cries
some
[ __ ]
and
I
remember
just
like
reading
it
and
being
like
what
the
[ __ ]
as
I'm
saying
it
gets
so
bad
to
the
point
where
I
can't
really
stream
it's
not
enjoyable
mind
you
this
is
what
I
was
doing
for
a
living
not
making
a
good
living
but
it's
what
I
was
doing
full-time
live
streaming
10
12
13
15
hours
a
day
this
is
after
art
gauge
so
most
of
my
viewers
only
watch
me
from
black
desert
I
wouldn't
really
say
people
enjoyed
watching
me
for
me
it
was
more
for
the
content
that
I
was
making
why
was
live
streaming
my
thing
was
it
just
like
I
just
want
to
be
a
live
streamer
and
you
know
not
working
the
other
job
there
were
other
elements
that
led
to
why
live
streaming
was
pretty
much
my
only
outlet
at
the
time
and
this
was
ruining
it
for
me
I
could
not
stream
it
did
not
feel
good
to
stream
and
make
no
progress
I'm
just
moving
from
channel
to
channel
go
into
different
areas
you
know
farming
mobs
for
five
minutes
stream
snipe
spend
30
minutes
going
somewhere
else
same
[ __ ]
now
I
could
play
another
game
I
could
stream
another
game
but
as
I
said
the
way
that
it
worked
was
people
were
watching
me
for
black
desert
and
Here
I
am
trying
to
be
a
successful
streamer
it's
the
game
I
love
it's
the
game
I
want
to
stream
and
not
only
that
but
to
make
progress
I
have
to
play
the
game
so
at
this
point
I'm
thinking
how
can
i
still
play
this
game
I
love
and
still
create
content
and
I
said
[ __ ]
screaming
[ __ ]
it
you
know
I'm
just
gonna
give
it
up
and
I'm
going
to
just
make
some
youtube
videos
that
way
no
one
can
stalk
me
for
6
hours
straight
and
I
started
doing
it
and
I
was
able
to
enjoy
the
game
again
and
this
is
when
one
of
my
first
youtube
videos
ever
hit
like
a
hundred
thousand
views
and
like
two
nights
in
two
days
and
this
is
back
when
I
was
a
virgin
like
a
thousand
views
per
video
so
this
was
mind
boggling
to
me
and
it's
also
my
first
time
dealing
with
real
hate
because
of
my
voice
because
of
the
way
I
speak
and
I
have
to
say
that
you
know
back
then
I
definitely
wasn't
as
well
as
spoken
as
I
am
now
I
still
don't
speak
that
well
but
when
doing
YouTube
I
try
I
try
to
put
on
my
suit
and
tie
just
a
little
bit
but
yeah
I'm
from
the
ghetto
and
the
way
I
speak
my
slang
just
all
that
[ __ ]
that's
how
I
talked
no
filter
and
videos
so
I
got
a
lot
of
[ __ ]
for
that
and
it
was
my
first
time
dealing
with
hate
on
a
massive
level
and
I
was
like
oh
damn
okay
but
it
was
also
that
momentum
that
started
that
made
me
decide
you
know
what
maybe
I
can
do
this
YouTube
thing
it's
kind
of
better
in
a
way
I
can
enjoy
these
games
you
know
just
turn
it
into
videos
but
I
don't
have
to
worry
about
the
[ __ ]
that
comes
with
it
and
so
I
started
making
more
black
desert
videos
and
eventually
it
evolved
into
branching
out
to
other
games
then
I
returned
to
streaming
at
a
later
date
and
my
live-streaming
career
was
much
more
successful
because
of
my
youtube
career
but
it
was
these
[ __ ]
the
stream
sniping
douchebags
that
led
to
I
guess
to
where
I
am
now
because
if
it
wasn't
for
that
I
probably
would
have
never
focused
on
YouTube
at
that
time
maybe
a
later
point
in
life
I
think
it
was
that
time
that
was
critical
for
my
channel
I
don't
necessarily
believe
that
everything
happens
for
a
reason
but
I
do
believe
that
you
know
if
that
never
happened
I
wouldn't
really
be
where
I
am
at
the
moment
and
after
that
you
know
I've
ran
other
gilts
90%
of
the
time
that
I've
ran
Guild's
we
have
been
at
the
I
strive
to
be
the
greatest
and
I
always
say
my
girls
were
pretty
fun
I
always
had
a
group
of
serious
people
ready
to
be
officers
ready
to
help
me
run
it
sometimes
casual
people
but
I
would
always
like
to
make
sure
everyone
was
serious
about
at
least
goat
activity
and
things
like
that
ArcheAge
I
had
a
top
guild
two
to
three
different
times
revelation
we
were
one
of
the
top
guilds
based
on
activity
and
just
like
getting
[ __ ]
done
in
the
beta
you
know
we
stopped
playing
during
beta
because
of
reasons
but
just
after
that
you
know
Gil
drama
and
Gil
politics
the
shit's
stressful
running
a
guild
is
definitely
a
job
if
you
have
a
guild
with
friends
I
think
that's
fun
if
you're
just
playing
with
a
group
of
friends
a
casual
or
even
serious
but
it's
just
a
small
group
of
homies
you
don't
really
have
issues
you
just
have
fun
but
if
you're
playing
to
be
number
one
guild
everyone
has
to
be
on
at
a
certain
time
everyone
has
to
commit
a
certain
amount
of
hours
per
week
per
day
making
sure
everyone's
getting
along
and
[ __ ]
like
that
it
gets
hard
because
to
be
at
the
top
everyone
has
to
have
that
serious
mindset
and
it
shit's
stressful
I
remember
running
guilds
sometimes
it
was
more
stressful
than
like
jobs
I've
worked
and
now
I'm
just
not
a
fan
of
it
I
don't
run
guild
so
these
days
I
just
join
guilds
or
I
make
guilds
with
groups
of
friends
to
just
enjoy
the
content
with
my
serious
days
are
over
my
elite
hardcore
days
they
are
over
I
am
the
casual
at
the
moment
and
that's
okay
with
me
but
yeah
these
are
just
two
black
desert
stories
moments
that
I've
had
goes
to
show
you
the
[ __ ]
that
can
happen
with
guild
politics
things
blowing
up
way
out
of
proportion
lies
being
told
slander
good
[ __ ]
guys
thanks
for
listening
hope
you
enjoyed
this
video
and
remember
if
you
want
to
play
black
desert
there's
a
free
7-day
trial
down
below
and
there's
also
a
lot
of
cool
events
going
on
so
I
definitely
have
to
log
on
myself
I
probably
will
after
editing
this
video
until
the
next
video
guess
see
you
soon
France


for years phone manufacturers have been claiming that you no longer need a bulky and heavy mirrorless or DSLR camera to get professional-grade results out of your photography so to test this claim once and for all we've put together what I would call a pretty unique challenge it's going to be me versus Brandon but the fight won't exactly be fair Brandon will be using the pixel 3 the pixel 3 while I will be equipped with the GFX 50 are from Fujifilm a 51 megapixel what's it called medium format format so to put this in perspective guys this is the tool you would use for fashion photography or like taking the kind of picture that would get blown up to the size of a building and Brandon gets a pixel 3 summer break just started but it's never too early to start looking for a new laptop for back-to-school every words in PC laptop is ready for whatever games or school projects you're gonna tackle and you can check out their special deals at the link below [Music] nice I mean like hey that's my only that's the only thing I got going from here like this thing is I forgot how small the pixel is to begin with like hey guys ready for your first challenge yeah I guess so Andy hand them the envelope I feel like I'm on Amazing Race there's one envelopes we couldn't afford to end all right photo challenge number one the action shot for this challenge you will be judged on these three criteria the sense of speed your photo conveys your use of foreground and background contrast the clarity of the action you will have two laps of track to capture a single best photo gentlemen turn on your cameras and May the photo best photo wind turn around okay hang on wait what okay well hold on I don't even know how to turn on the camera so this is a 23 millimeter I think that means it's a prime this is I think my aperture oh my god my camera is ready yeah smart guy you act like you're happy about this but I know you'd rather be using this oh my god this doesn't seem to do focus I don't think this is changing focus I really need to know how focus works also this lens is like fisheye I don't okay I need to change my lens wow that is a big sensor oh that is hot I think I want my longer lens for this one I want lots of background blur okay what do I do hold on a second that goes there no no no red dot - red dot okay I shouldn't help you I shouldn't I got this don't worry white balance is set to underwater who the hell did that were they trying to pop me highlight tone shadow tone what is this inori's reduction - - let's set that to default I don't have a lot of confidence in Linus's ability to take photos at the same time oh I think it's I think it's Auto focus that medium format Fuji I've been using for like three months it's amazing okay I just hold the shutter halfway down I know this uh how do I pick a focus point it's a touch no go away Brandon you aren't helping I'm not gonna help you I just like watching you suffer I'm gonna turn HDR off because I think that for action you don't really need and I'm not not quite sure how the processing will handle the motion blur if James is gonna be running so I really have no idea better to just leave it off oh I have to unlock are we gonna actually do this challenge ever shut up I'm working on it so where do we go I'll let you go first it's all in the hips I'm as ready as I'm gonna be okay I didn't even get a picture I'm gonna have to get out ahead of him [Music] one one laughing laughing okay yeah yeah sure I'm fat so this is one of my images it's a picture of the track at my feet that was really hard like I knew I wasn't gonna know how to operate the camera but the part that I didn't account for was being having to get in position against a moving target I mean I guess that is the challenge is Brandon has the know-how and I have the better equipment okay Brandon you're up three two one go uh see the way he stands up doesn't he deal with that yeah no kidding [Music] [Music] it's my whole strategy of like trying to just wait for the parts where James was in good light didn't work out quite how I thought because I've never done that 400 meters sprint while somebody I'll try to take a photo of somebody and surprisingly that's not that easy to do no I think I'm pretty happy with that last shot that I got because with a little bit of editing and a crop I think it'll look pretty good because I'm getting that nice like texture of the building area and the lines from the track this has also shown me that maybe I should take up running there's a little bit of shape when it comes to that I feel good though like overall like I could have done maybe a little bit better but I'm feeling good okay then it's like a fun house in here is it there's a is that is that the trophy for whoever wins this oh my god it is amazing photographer genius hey wait this is a reused trophy this is from nerd sports okay so what is your challenge editorial fashion photography Alan Lord is the glitz and glamour of the photo world you need to use the lights the space and most importantly the star to capture the raw emotion with an outfit conveys and to sell that merch I'm so excited oh my god for this challenge you'll be judged on how much the judges actually want to buy the clothes presented well I think that's a foregone conclusion yeah I think that's decided for us already you have 15 minutes with the star to get three photos of three different merch items that's not a lot of time I'll be honest I'm pretty ready for this next one you only use the lights that are on that set but you can use any props any chairs anything else that you find inside this room I think you should go first this time okay all right go ahead Brendan leave the room oh okay can't watch me use these lights and then you got to watch me go around the track that was different there's no parameters of helpfulness there for me okay : you ready for this put your pants on Oh put your pants on here put this shirt on don't force it to be a sexy shoot see how this goes sexy hold on okay so Colton sit down hold that like in front of me something more interesting than this okay drink from the water bottle like how and then give me like your sexiest like what sexy David Hasselhoff stare hold the Hat like this like grab to it two sides no I just hold on the Swart whoops okay oh you're killing it what's my expression you're about to watch the last episode of Game of Thrones when you were actually excited about it sit button yeah so sit behind this table yeah like a sexy photo table like but you're just in the background think about being the French girl you're the French girl okay cool try wearing three hats so like one now there sure I know there and then just like look up at your head you're like I'm I'm so so awesome wearing three hats this is a new trend you're wearing then your trend of wearing three hats at the same time okay hold this okay yeah there you go perfect Colton hold on and the noise to me come back to me turn back to me here alright that was hard holy crap oh my god this experience was weird because it was with my coworker but I had like I started with all my clothes off wait not all of them I had my boxers anyway so this is just it's just weird I think Brandi did a great job I mean Brandon does his stuff all the time so like he's just a he's a natural-born professional so I love Colton we work together for like four years having him be a model is it is a weird turn to our relationship but no it was fun he's a lot of fun fingers crossed anyway that I managed to pull something that was good off so Brandon better watch out because I spent the last 15 minutes going through the menus of this camera and I wouldn't call myself an expert but I figured out how to change the ISO now so I've got that going for me but now go Oh God look I'm thinking right now I need to figure out how to get you in focus and then we're gonna go from there I'm gonna move this though because he looks kind of too dramatic right now I'm into more like you know bright and fun Colton can you do bright and fun or is it all soulless with you all the time it's all soulless all the time oh my god okay oh boy okay let's cross your arms let's do like give me like a smug smug smile why is the light so low oh my god it's so heavy okay you know what let's go let's do something sensual start unzipping it with one hand then you got the other hand like on the thing so you're kind of you're kind of eye contact eye contact no that looks you look like my disapproving father all right you know give me a give me a DAB who knows the kids like dads hey dad give me like a DAB oh my god this backdrop it's a tiny can you move a little bit to your right here - hold on let's just let's just go like let's just do like more of a like a close-ups no maybe that's not good yeah that's good here's a fun mug yeah fun mud no that's bad it covers your face that's terrible it's a bad idea sandals put these on please okay wait wait wait wait what you need socks no oh give me give me some fun give me like a like a like wow you know that actually wasn't that bad you gotta look at me ah my pants back on ah I don't make the rules man more intensity can you do more intensity oh my god I feel like it's like a mug shot okay ah give me give me like kind of like a hat tip like how you doing ladies Oh God oh my god that's not in focus okay hold on yeah yeah look at the camera a little more smile you have more smile yeah that's just kind of silly is weird it's weird I don't like it I don't like it okay oh look that's not actually bad I want that I want you I don't like my rap albums about it yeah I want you putting the hat on okay all the way off and then like you know what we're going it oh here's okay I haven't I even just wait just wait I just want some of the water give me a classic like billy mays here billy mays here you're like you're having a great time you're a sports ball player oh my god it's something it's horrible you look like it's killing you that'll sell that'll sell okay I want something playful here playful so I want you to splash me with the water splash you have a camera just like like you're having fun middle of the water fight and you'll have your hand on your hips like that you're just like just like oh my god you've got to get the shot I'm gonna I'm gonna get you give me a greatest photo shoot of all time pose so give me the give me the water bottle water bottle pull your arms under the sleeves put the hood on just wait just chill just chill it's all good that's not bad okay and we'll go around in there just like get loose wiggle okay yeah wiggle around okay now look at me and hold still okay right new probe up on my LinkedIn here we go there's a lot of dog stuff on the table that's exciting this is weird does this mean I could have brought my dog to work today challenge number three it's photography aftering still life may seem easy but the Devils in the details for this challenge you were tasked with capturing the most appealing photography of drumroll dog food you have ten minutes see at one photo this is literally a silver can with gaff tape that says dog guys we don't even have that much to work with can I get a spoon to like okay anything in the room well I'm gonna use the - dog food dishes you said I could use anything in this room I'm gonna let you do this one first because I I want to just listen from a distance how you deal with because you've never had a dog you have cats I have a dog when I was a kid oh you did okay and it's not complicated I got dog food works how am I supposed to make this look appetizing what now I have to think yet I was actually feeling okay about the last couple of challenges but this one I'm deeply worried about like if you guys gave us a meal that's actually nice that might have been nice okay so maybe we don't have him eating it maybe he's just present and he looks happy so we've got the tail up this looks disgusting I mean can I warm it up I think it'll help sure yeah you don't think warming this stuff is gonna help it's gonna help a lot I need to get all this camera crap off here what am I supposed to do with this see if I remember how to use the bloody camera this smells so bad look at this it's like juicy I'm mixing it I don't think you guys could make this look appetizing either what if I put like a small garnish this is lipstick on a pig if I've ever seen it my battery dead this is not working maybe I do need dog things this is stupid this is like dirty just anything else I can use to like presented this is actually the worst thing I've ever done [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] it's over boy okay oh my god Jesus oh this is gross oh it's hard Jesus Oh Oh God Oh No anyway [Music] hey I'm done falling it you know as good as as appetizing is you can make dog food I mean I have a dog she's small and she'd probably love eating that photo challenge number for the professional headshot one of the most reliable ways to make some quick cash as a starting photographers to offer headshots although it seems easy it demands a steady confident hand which is why you'll be shooting from a moving car you are in charge of directing the subject to produce a pose and expression that we get the most appeal to a potential client you get three drive-bys at twenty kilometres an hour oh god I'm so glad you're going first because I need to figure out how to change my shutter speed wait I have to drive the car don't I yep James loves taking his shirt off I'm gonna ask him to take his shirt off and give me a like a sexy pose is that a headshot though it's a tinder profile picture tinder profile picture we're going for a tinder profile picture yeah sexy pose headshot hey Isis ready to drive and you want the tire on that line in the road right okay I'll do my best friend and no promises though oh my god okay rumours perverts okay so guys that was seven kilometers an hour and I think that's probably pods yeah Oh God okay all right I have three photo I see what Brandon was doing I don't think he was using your strengths you like taking your shirt off right oh so you're uh you're a pickup kind of guy clean but not too clean you've got the button-up shirt but it's over the shoulder oh my god I wish I could just use this right now yeah just oh don't move let's go let's go oh wow [Music] I have a photo hell yeah I don't know which one of us is gonna come up with this okay that was probably one of the hardest photos that I've ever had to try to take like just technically speaking this was not a good performance I'm not blaming you James you did your best you did great James 100% 110% great so you're ready for challenge number five yeah I'm not gonna lie I felt pretty good about the first two the third one I never stood a chance and that last one you're gonna be embarrassed for me how badly I bombed it all right well we'll see how number five goes then as far as I'm concerned this could go either way right now yes it could very much so challenge number five the couples photographer as a photographer it's often your job to capture the important moments in your clients lives for your final challenge you'll have to use all your skills to create a series of beautiful unique and intimate pregnancy photos of the only couple of good all out is that what the pregnant cast was for oh okay that's clever so then you can expense it to work but you get the pregnant cast well people I don't know it this is a kit that exists people clearly want them so you don't do it with a bra on I couldn't have my wife's actual nipples on Colton you're trying to go first okay how long do I have 15 minutes and how many photos do it just one three three photos well the good news is I've already got my camera dialed in for direct sunlight photos here oops that's not what I meant to do dang it okay okay come on over here guys I've got a little clearing here okay I'm just no no no no I'm just here hold on a second I'm just thinking okay yeah okay okay yeah so so you got it yeah this is and that is what happens don't close your eyes you're enjoying this moment I want Mona Lisa smile have you seen the Mona Lisa dude help me help me keep your hands together so it's less obvious how mannish they are and then James the app arm on the belly James you're so proud of her okay we're quirky smile look at me but give me like side eyes that's not side eyes okay you want your like Koi Koi Koi look no look at me your head down at your tummy a little bit but kind of coy okay we're gonna have to work with that okay you're walking away from the life that you once knew with happiness in it you're gonna have children how do I do this hold on forty-five I'm going with 45 I want you guys send it in the fridge move to your left more left walk backwards towards me wow this is the worst okay forget it this doesn't work clear over here over here you guys Colton you're sitting it just shut up city you look about like a pregnant lady trying to sit James support him no no I mean sit behind him actually that's not that good sunbathe yeah can you look happy about the situation I'm happy I was blurry just want one moment please okay so I want some playful interaction I want like I want like a like a playful shove from Colton like you guys are like you guys are so you want the baby what it wants the baby try to do this for me okay if you can do this this is my winning picture I want you on one knee like you're proposing you know like got like a playful a playful mock proposal because you're pregnant I have no idea what to do with this background okay we got we got flowers yes thank you model okay okay a little bit closer James can you get sort of unnaturally close like I know you're at like a good distance but yeah just for framing it's just okay okay we're gonna pretend that you're not actually eight months pregnant you like just did it this is your this is your grass bed okay so then your legs are here do you need help getting your legs are out here and you're laying across this lap quickly quickly okay perfect I'm calling that good all right my turn how is it how is it go at least one of your photography subjects today is pretty challenging to work with good luck good luck yeah stand both of you stand like right here look deeply into each other's eyes like eyes if you just love each other yeah no just yeah hold your belly a little bit Colton sit down sit down sit down yeah right now yes you know what you lie down a little okay while you lie down like lie down with your head here I love it all right nice guys okay James stand behind Colton and hold this belly interlock your hands yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's great just great Colton put your put the flowers in your hair James I want a shot of you kissing his belly your your step stand a little bit more towards James okay oh yeah see much too much too much yeah there you go perfect okay both you stand right here I'm just trying to think like this one minute buddy just start taking pictures James Colton stand here James sit sit at his put your head against his belly both you look in my direction cool all right I'm done it's fine this was far harder but I think I actually managed to get a couple shots that I'm pretty happy with so we'll see how honest ed welcome back to LTT scrapyard cupcake drag-racing island we have just made our way through five grueling challenges where our two contestants have faced off using a pixel three and a GFX 50 our adjudicating this panel is three experts in the field first Etzel Yogo second David go Jay haha and third Dennis liao I love charging who will vanquish their foe we'll find out next that's mine I asked Hoffman to enhance it but he said he didn't have time yeah you didn't the end of your photos so I really like the contrast with the track in the green but then the green kind of mixes in with the trees behind him what was I supposed to do what I'm wearing a weird outfit I think that's what you're supposed to use your imagination for you could have gotten a higher shots that lure of the track was behind them you could have gone this is my lowest Leslie I'm just fair the sizing you okay you can't really argue it's done one of the criteria was kind of the whole backgrounds contrast versus the foreground and I think you do's James it does feel like he's posing it doesn't feel like it's quite capturing the subtleties of what Jane was accomplishing on that day the way that the light is hitting his face I don't particularly love and I think I might have chosen a different part of the track I use photographer okay you're not supposed to even know who took which photos so you should probably just judge the photo obviously you took this picture I like the contract after their outfit and a great does that give you a combo now let's move on to Brandon's photo technically speaking I think this one is a better photo than the other one just technically I like yours better I'm not sure if I'm looking at the guy or the stands I wish you could have captured it where the track was a uniform color and there wasn't the blue but overall I think this is actually an excellent photo and the stuff does pretty pop up but it's a little bit dark he looks happier than yours I think where this one kind of fails is that I don't see the merge so I don't know what I'm buying you did a good photo here but I don't think it quite sells the merge to me I would argue that most of the best advertisements just look like people having fun using the thing and are not focused on the product well then it's good you're not judging your own photos you're just not showing much of other products more about accordance face which is not important I think we have a very biased judge in the panel it looks like he's happy and just doing something the problem is I don't know what it is I want to buy interesting idea of having your subject posing the background but I don't see enough of him so I get my like my fancy tickled but not quite satisfied and so it's not a bad photo but don't love this one well I appreciate the logo being visible the Hat on that dark table doesn't tell me anything about how it fits I think it was a waste of having your model in the back and not wearing it I don't like this one either so I really like this photo I think it's lots of fun you use the sandals which i think is excellent I think that's a great use of part of our branding and so I really like this I think there's obviously a little bit of trouble with the exposure the fun more than makes up for it and I'd love this photo kotas face is a little bit hot on his right side told us just a hot guy as a consumer if I see this on your website I wouldn't want to buy this who do I want to buy as a pair of jeans for him to wear this picture actually sells me on something the best from what I've seen so far I can see myself being in that hoodie excellent I also don't wear pants all the time so I think it's a good smile but yeah it's just an OK photo I actually I like this picture among though the others than the best cuz I like the happiness he's praying to me so just watching this picture I want to buy two water bottles while all the other pictures kind of let me imagine myself I would never be going like this with my water ball and I just dreams corporate to me I still like the idea of this photo I think it's fun to be playing with the water bottle and I think it's important to sell merge with fun not just style and I think you did a good job getting a good performance out of Colton as an ad for the water bottle this is kind of terrible I think it's actually out of focus his eyes kind of look a little dead or scary or something yeah I don't think you nailed it on this photo the logos and the designs actually really popped with his face he's like really surprised that he got this free shirt or something this photo again feels like it's a salesman holding up one thing that he wants me to buy it happens to be that in fairness to Brandon but it doesn't make me want to buy it it doesn't make me picture myself wearing it and I actually thought that could have been a towel actually this picture is amazing you can see the fleece after he looks pretty tasty I know I'm not supposed to eat pet food but they are selling it to me and I'm not sure if it's actually pet food but it it looks good when you microwave the food during the challenge I was a little concerned for your sanity but you proved me wrong and it actually made it kind of come together and look a little more appetizing you're trying to tell the audience that the stock where you have too much going on this I like the other colors that contrast with the bowl and the food but it does seem kind of distracting and the food doesn't look like food I like the pose I like the arm crossing it looks like he's trying to sell me a house or maybe trying to sell me renovation services that are probably consider buying the lighting is a little bit off I think it lose his eyes but I think you did a really good job considering you're sitting in the back seat of a car and so good job I would not buy a building from this guy he looks a bit Shady the framing so K could be better unlinked and maybe that work so I love this photo maybe for the wrong reasons I think you were going for tinder profile you succeeded I think using the pickup as a background instead of trying to find a neutral space was a strong choice for Tina profile yeah you can see a lot of other pictures like this but you might be single forever because of such a douchey look like for a one-night stand you seems like a pretty good choice a relationship probably not I want to print this on a canvas I want to put it up in my house I want to make this a movie poster I want to make it the cover of my 17 love songs of 2004 album and so overall as a set I think it's good there's so much diversity they look they're having fun and man that last photo is excellent I love it you can feel that moment just quiet and happiness the marriage is good is working out I wouldn't ask for the full refund but I might ask for a discount because it's a little bit over suppose if I were pregnant or my partner was pregnant who really cares if like a picture is perfect but has no emotion this has all of the emotion and it's good enough this one ended up being by far my best photo we are gonna print it on a disk plate I think this is a really strong set and as individual photos you might have beaten Linus on any of them except for the last one that one's so good but as a set they're kind of like OneNote I love the colors I think like the exposure is good I think the emotion of this is pretty good but then they're in the same and so now I can see more of the world and I like this field but it's kind of the same photo just like zoomed out as a set it doesn't tell the story Lance's pictures I like for about a married couple but this couple looks like are not getting divorced I don't feel that happiness however the client I think it's the wrong emotion it makes me feel like they just got some bad news that they're they're going to lose the babies thank you so much for your photos excellent job to both of you and so good job guys thank you gentlemen while you untuck backstage the judges will deliberate their answer and come back with the winner browsing the Internet can be risky business so why don't you protect yourself and browse anonymously with a hidden IP private Internet access is an affordable way to do just that they make the websites and services that you use online think that you are some anonymous person in some different location piao various levels of encryption and a ton of features like their internet kill switch that will automatically cut your connection if you get disconnected from your VPN involuntarily they've got unlimited bandwidth and reliable service with over 3,000 servers in 32 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hello everyone welcome back to the channel so before we kick off today's the spooky spooky salmon assortment I want to give a big big thank you to audible for sponsoring tonight's video so let me share some notes about horrible and tell you how awesome they are so bondable has the world's largest audio book and audio entertainment selection including audible originals and audible originals are stories created specifically for audio listening such as documentaries exclusive stories exclusive audio books that you can't find anywhere else except audible if you listen to audible on the audible app and which is available on pretty much every device and you also get access to the Wall Street Journal the New York Times and The Washington Post and with an audible membership you're an audible subscription you get to enjoy one audiobook and two audible originals every single month and if you sign up through the link that I'll provide in the description which is audible.com slash rafi audible.com 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is when you're safe with your friends and it's a fun time so tonight the video is going to be all about the spooky items all about the spooky sounds we are going to get good rest we are going to relax our mind and we will go to sleep tonight because we are welcoming the spooky season we are saying goodbye to the month of September and we are saying spooky season we welcome you so join me in welcoming these spooky season of October the spooky month of October which is the spooky season spooky and I just want you to relax and enjoy yourself tonight we are together here to enjoy the spooky spooky vibes and the spooky sounds so next to me here and I have several spooky spooky items and I think I'm going to start with the spooky or I might have called these these are not very spooky but they still remind me of October so these are actually these are the cozy pumpkins and the reason I call them the cozy pumpkins is because they provide really really cozy cozy cozy sounds oh yeah this is like a cozy it's like a cozy crinkle sound a cozy almost sounds like like a rain stick and I'm gonna put one down here I really like that sound it's let's make sure to get the best of the microphone here the back of the microphone and we want to make sure we're gentle we don't want to be too spooky spooky spooky let's get pumpkin number two a chance that's very cozy sound I really love that the bumpkin makes good sounds the bumpkin makes good sounds the pumpkin makes good sounds this kind of reminds me of the sparkly pineapple spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky sound assortments spooky sound spooky sound crunchy crunchy I think that's too loud so I need to pull back a little bit so we'll do the sounds a little further back let's try some tapping tapping tapping do we have a favorite I think this one sounds better than this one is that weird to say yeah let's do one test close your eyes and then you tell me which one sounds better and I'll tell you which ones first and which ones second after the fact so close your eyes here we go item number 1 okay and now item number 2 keep your eyes closed don't cheat okay open your eyes which one did you like the most was it item number one item number two this one this one wins for me sorry okay so I think that's a great new item this cozy pineapples that cozy pineapples the cozy no not pineapples the cozy pumpkins pineapples are not spooky pineapples are tropical this is the cozy pumpkins pumpkins pumpkins pumpkins pumpkins pumpkins okay that's a nice new item for the channel I think we will enjoy that in the future so again that's the cozy pineapples so next item I have here it's a spooky cup it's a spooky cup and it has blood and spiders inside [Music] and it says eat drink and be scary ok maybe this items a little scary and not so much spooky ok maybe I was wrong maybe this won't be a little scary but don't worry we're here together there's nothing to be scared of and the reason why I got this one is because I really like the sounds it makes when we shake it when we shake it we can make really good we can make really good light makes good sounds what was that thing I said that was scary in one of my previous videos Oh papa Duke see that's spooky Papa Papa I said it wrong last time I said but I do but it's actually Duke I'll stop saying because that's a little scary so this is only spooky not scary hit the microphone I'm sorry [Music] [Music] okay so that was spooky item number two and I don't think I'm gonna be able to get through all of these items so I can bring some more spooky items out as we move on through October because I have quite a bit here and it's kind of too much for one video I bought lots of spooky spooky items to make sounds with what else can we do I'll introduce you to a new friend his name is spooky Sam skinny spooky Sam skinny spooky Sam shaky skinny spooky Sam this is skinny shaky spooky Sam and he loves to shake the left side of the microphone on the right side of the microphone on the front on the back of the microphone and spooky Sam loves to shake spooky spooky Sam spooky Sam would never hurt anybody spooky Sam is very nice and skinny spooky skinny shaky spooky Sam he's often misunderstood because people mistake skinny shaky spooky Sam to be scary and Sam is not scary it's just a little spooky and he shakes and he shakes he shakes any shakes and he's friends with simpered the snake so skinny shaky spooky Sam is not scary he's friendly and skinny spooky shaky Sam his friends with zipper the snake here let's scratch let's scratch scary no let's scratch skinny spooky shaky Sam's back just not feeling good spooky Sam so that's scary spooky Sam we're gonna but scary spooky Sam away you might want to ice that arm Sam it'll be okay so let's put him down okay so the next item here these are some spooky keys some metal spooky keys I won't do too much actually my reward limits about to end here so let me just end the recording here and be right back and we're back so these are the spooky keys these are actually skinny shaky scary Sam's keys it's the keys to his house and I won't do too many sounds with this one because I'm a little unsure of it I'm a little unsure if the metal clicking is a little too much I'll try to be as gentle as possible let me know if you like these and I'll bring them back if you do so we'll do just a little bit of this spooky keys and the keys are on this metal keyring I'm afraid these are too loud that can be quite nice actually let's be gentle [Music] those are the scary spooky not scary these are just the spooky keys I'm sorry nothing here is scary nothing is scary okay let me know how that sounds I like how I went out far to make the louder sounds let me know so we are done with that spooky sound let me put these down gently gently gently don't make a bad noise don't make a bad noise okay I've put the keys down and now I pick up my next weapon my next spooky weapon this is the spooky knife okay fine this is the scary knife there's one scary thing in this video and it's this one okay it's a knife and it's a scary night but but but no one will get hurt with the scary knife because we have it now only bad people can do bad things with a scary knife but we are not bad people [Applause] [Applause] scary spooky scary scary scary let's do some slow tapping [Applause] [Applause] jump jump jump jump jump jump jump [Applause] that was bad that was bad that was very bad I'll edit that out I promise okay so that is the scary spooky knife okay I admit it's a little scary but so I think I'm gonna finish the video with the last item in this last item is definitely not scary it's only spooky I have to glow-in-the-dark buttons and one has a little orange ghost on it well he's white but he has an orange glow and then the next one it's a little spooky cat with a little spooky bumpkin much like the spooky bumpkin the cozy bumpkin that we played with as the first item and the little black cat the little spooky black cat is laying on top of the pumpkin so I'm gonna make some wrinkles and then we'll see if we can make some noise and some visuals with the spooky buttons these are glow buttons spooky glow buttons so let's get these open oh look how awesome that looks he's a little spooky ghost it's not his fault that people think he's scary sometimes because he's a ghost he swears he's a good ghost he's just a little spooky that's all and let's open the other package a little pumpkin and kitty cat I hope these close and we can see the glow look how nice they look they're not scary at all okay so I'm gonna try to snap these oh yeah you can see some clover short I think I'm gonna turn the light off I hope let's see this will be an experiment and judging by the results of my previous experiments they never end well but we'll give it a try I'm gonna turn these lights off and see if we can make some visual sounds some visuals and some sounds so we crack this one all the way let me turn the light off yeah that's kind of nice what do you think about that this is an experiment [Applause] whoops I definitely broke this one and it is now leaking swoosh swoosh swoosh wishy washy wishy washy wishy washy wishy washy wishy washy wishy washy wishy washy wishy washy wishy washy all right let's turn this light back on how was that did you like that in the dark I just realized I destroyed the packaging and this I'm not gonna be able to show my little preview of the item like I do with the rest I should have done the preview before I started recording okay so that's all the time we have tonight I actually have some more spooky items here I am maybe we can do like a spooky roleplay or something like that for this month we could do a spooky roleplay of some sort and we can bring out the other spooky items but yeah I hope that you enjoyed tonight's videos I hope that you enjoyed tonight's video and yeah I I just wanted to welcome the spooky month of October with some spooky spooky sounds or some spooky spooky spooky spooky spooky sounds not scary love oh there was one scary item in this but for the most part it was a spooky spooky sound assortment I I hope that you enjoyed the sounds tonight I hope that you were able to relax and I hope that you have a wonderful wonderful October and if you like the spooky spooky vibes the spooky spooky feels of October and I know that you enjoyed the spooky spooky sounds that we made tonight thank you so much for spending some time with me tonight and enjoying the spooky sounds with me I hope that you get some good sleep tonight and I hope that you have sweet dreams thank you and I shall see you in the next video up a spooky


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with
impunity
all
right
it
works
like
this
this
is
your
PC
this
is
the
website
or
your
source
of
information
right
and
you
go
to
download
that
wicked
medieval
dragon
show
which
looks
like
this
now
it's
gonna
make
its
way
from
the
source
to
your
PC
but
guess
who's
watching
boom
big
brother
the
ISP
the
hacker
your
ISP
says
hey
that's
not
cool
you're
cutting
into
our
bottom
line
why
don't
you
buy
it
like
everybody
else
well
maybe
because
season
8
was
[ __ ]
that's
why
with
Nord
VPN
they
work
as
a
shield
a
mask
disguising
that
movie
slash
porn
slash
financial
information
and
all
that
the
ISP
government
slash
hacker
sees
is
that
you're
getting
information
from
Nord
VPN
but
they
don't
know
what
it
is
look
how
frustrated
he
is
totally
pissed
up
what's
he
get
so
now
you're
thinking
but
won't
Nord
VPN
just
rat
me
out
to
the
government
you
know
wrong
because
Nord
VPN
move
their
servers
to
Panama
a
little
country
that
has
zero
data
retention
laws
which
means
they
don't
even
keep
logs
of
what
you
browse
so
my
cousin's
across
the
Atlantic
go
to
north
VPN
comm
port
slash
General
Sam
and
get
75%
off
a
three-year
plan
with
code
General
Sam
and
you
can
keep
those
nasty
little
masturbatory
all
have
it's
you've
become
so
fond
of
good
luck
my
friends
you
go
to
the
atomic
see
if
I
can
buy
a
couple
wins
for
us
real
quick
I
can
be
after
you
can
become
a
mad
scientist
mad
German
scientists
a
mad
german
genocidal
scientist
they
can
get
one
of
those
surgical
mess
with
a
mouth
on
unlike
all
the
femme
boys
where
I've
always
wanted
to
be
a
thimble
me
but
I
never
had
the
body
for
it
oh
there's
an
Alex
Jones
outfit
I'm
a
human
and
I'm
coming
you
can
buy
hair
styles
and
of
course
you
can
buy
repair
kits
didn't
they
say
that
nothing
you
would
buy
from
the
[ __ ]
store
will
be
able
to
affect
your
gameplay
I
do
want
the
megaton
hair
thing
and
put
it
on
a
male
character
everybody
doubt
you
can
it
works
like
it
works
up
my
greatest
achievement
Samus
y'all
a
style
of
women's
hair
style
kinda
buys
everyone
kinda
gender
dude
it's
it's
just
it's
just
hair
okay
next
thing
next
thing
he's
gonna
say
it's
like
just
cuz
you
have
a
penis
you're
a
man
honestly
can't
imagine
anything
more
offensive
everything
that
comes
out
of
your
mouth
is
so
2018
all
right
yeah
it's
2019
now
wake
up
I'm
ready
Debbie
a
win
let's
crack
a
cold
one
with
the
boys
shooting
a
shooting
a
radiated
dog
in
the
face
with
the
boys
oh
it's
thundering
and
my
dogs
freaking
out
the
boys
tugging
on
my
peepee
don't
even
joke
oh
it
hurts
it
hurts
I
have
I
have
the
briefcase
on
me
I'm
down
you
guys
look
very
over-the-top
like
there's
the
chance
like
the
chairs
my
hair
is
getting
into
it
baby
somebody
else
to
carry
the
dragged
through
laughs
every
day
because
I'm
trying
to
teach
you
all
right
that's
like
saying
Oh
Mike
Tyson's
coach
never
got
any
knockouts
well
duh
I
use
busy
teacher
Mike
Tyson
that's
what
I'm
trying
I'm
trying
to
bring
you
into
the
forefront
okay
you
know
you
were
really
quick
on
the
draw
with
a
very
good
reference
Meriva
please
don't
stray
from
the
pack
you
are
you're
just
you're
KITT
you're
killing
this
team
here
I
just
I
just
feel
I
just
feel
like
we're
not
a
cohesive
unit
well
I
see
this
orange
parade
over
here
and
I
feel
like
if
you
touch
that
you're
gonna
ruin
the
team
you
gotta
let
us
get
two
hours
that
we're
[ __ ]
up
the
team
her
Eva
Oh
know
that
please
put
that
down
whole
team
screwed
up
that's
my
bad
if
this
is
empty
when
I
come
to
it
I'm
gonna
be
upset
oh
no
I'm
sorry
you've
let
us
down
yeah
I'm
right
behind
you
don't
worry
the
cool
hair
Stacy
get
him
he's
coming
for
you
he's
coming
for
you
he
doesn't
do
it
he
doesn't
know
he
knows
he's
still
there
yes
it's
called
a
Merve
grenade
what
does
that
do
god
damn
dude
that
guy
has
tea
tea
tea
tea
TV
in
his
name
get
away
from
him
kill
him
you
can't
we
won't
be
able
to
get
them
i
guy
I
got
the
guy
with
TTP
energy
seems
over
it
says
it
on
my
own
screen
general
saves
in
a
game
these
hard
break
your
[ __ ]
[Music]
baby
if
you
already
go
save
someone
get
him
I
like
how
you're
in
this
mass
of
people
but
it's
like
see
you
specifically
because
your
hair
sticks
out
I
had
to
Bob
everybody
else
my
face
was
like
three-headed
sphinxes
or
whatever
fungal
yeah
I'm
reporting
you
as
a
real-world
threat
fundable
did
you
spend
money
on
this
game
the
flash
I
got
that
like
I
don't
like
it's
one
of
their
what's
it
called
atomic
points
or
whatever
because
I
got
the
[ __ ]
special
edition
of
the
skin
yeah
I
was
heavily
invested
in
while
I
was
looking
forward
to
and
then
my
hopes
and
dreams
got
crushed
and
you
know
what
they
didn't
even
give
me
the
canvas
bag
like
they
said
they
would
send
one
else
even
go
you
didn't
get
one
I
think
I
sent
in
like
a
ticket
for
it
and
everything
I
waited
months
I
like
email
the
thing
that
I
know
they
just
been
not
ever
sent
but
you
know
they
were
like
oh
we
will
replace
everyone's
you
know
what's
county
is
everybody
was
bitching
about
getting
a
low-quality
canvas
bag
you
yeah
you
didn't
get
voltec
on
the
front
our
bean
hopper
no
they
gave
him
nothing
and
just
lost
are
you
a
fan
of
ben
shapiro
no
no
no
you
like
his
head
don't
you
it's
a
little
tiny
head
that
goes
on
top
of
his
head
very
small
in
diameter
honestly
this
game
is
the
brownie
said
we
had
so
much
positivity
going
on
was
as
you
like
get
them
in
here
and
they're
just
they're
just
beating
this
game
guys
are
just
afraid
to
play
something
that's
different
trouble
admitting
they're
wrong
I'll
admit
it
I
was
wrong
we
didn't
need
him
yeah
I
know
oh
I
gotta
go
for
you
fly
displaying
photos
still
in
game
how
do
I
leave
hit
tab
then
Z
come
on
it's
very
intuitive
very
intuitive
works
just
like
every
other
game
yeah
just
what
ABS
and
Zed
come
on
no
I
can't
yeah
did
you
sleep
i
watch
oh
you
just
say
you
just
say
the
jetway
dude
sitting
the
other
chair
waiting
can't
see
you
don't
know
you
just
staring
at
a
wall
it's
the
noise
yeah
yeah
this
is
how
you
look
I'm
gonna
show
you
how
you
look
all
right
Joe
pies
it's
up
to
you
where
we
where
we
see
follow
Elway
you
gotta
choose
where
to
sit
good
choice
man
good
choice
oh
my
god
never
mind
horrible
god
damn
it
Joe
plen
this
is
your
fault
Joe
please
ya
[ __ ]
idiot
Lee
sit
down
we're
scaring
I
can't
find
it
I
can't
find
Kerry
Weaver
toy
huh
okay
I
need
to
play
one
more
in
that
I
can
be
level
10
and
then
I
can
see
what's
in
that
goddamn
overseer
room
[ __ ]
push
me
what
to
do
I
hear
get
Marcus
area
Simmons
all
suburban
are
responding
why
we
were
killed
by
last
guy
and
why


[Music] welcome back to harbor unbox today we're having a quick look at GPU performance in the PC version of Red Dead Redemption 2 but before we get too far into it today's video is sponsored by PC case kiya Australia's premier online PC store whenever I'm in the need for a product there the first place I turn to and I've been a customer of theirs for years now so I really kind of test to the quality of their service I value their broad price range competitive pricing customer support and easy to navigate website with two decades of experience I know I can trust PC case key to look after you guys as well as they look after me so for more information please check the link in the video description ok so the plan was to provide a super detailed benchmark analysis much like what we often try to do with these major releases one example would be what we recently did with Borderlands 3 I think there I tested something like 60 GPUs actually think it was just over 60 GPUs ok point was it was a lot of GPUs the plans to do exactly that with Red Dead Redemption 2 they quickly went out the window when I discovered just how hard benchmarking this game is the game appears to have a number of quick presets which allow you to quickly and easily configure your system using a nice little slider the quality preset level slider offers a number of settings there's half a dozen performance modes there's 7 balanced profiles and then an additional 7 quality presets that all sounds great but the problem is the settings aren't static they're not applied in sort of a static fashion so if you hit ultra everything may not necessarily be ultra as you'd expect and this meant that I had to manually configure each and every graphical setting and as I said there were over 30 of them so a very painful process but even worse was the fact that every single time I changed a graphics card which obviously I did a lot of to try and make this video or I updated a display driver or you know get a fresh display driver install those graphical settings all reverted back to their default state meaning each and every time without fail I had to reconfigure all the graphical settings for every single graphics card this was an extremely time-consuming and very tedious process and sadly that meant it has severely limited the number of GPUs that I could test the game does feature a pretty good-looking built-in benchmark but I had two issues which stopped me from using it firstly it runs far longer than necessary a thorough benchmark is nice and all that but a five-minute test I feel is a bit overkill and I just don't have time to run it three times per GPU and then pair resolution the other reason I didn't use it is what I think is a bug basically it would fail to load back to the menu every second or third run particularly after a resolution change so that it forced me to close the game down and then start all over again so but just added to what was already a very tedious process therefore I'm testing in-game performance and the benchmark takes place in the settlement of colter performance he does seem to mimic that of the benchmark so the numbers should be very much the same as for the quality settings I've manually set every option to high and I'm using the DirectX 12 API as it runs considerably smoother than Vulcan right now and this was the case with both the Radeon and GeForce GPUs so if you're experiencing framedrops or any kind of stuttering using Vulcan then I suggest switching over DirectX 12 that should solve your problem at least it did for me then as usual I'm using our Intel Core I 992 okay GPU tester II which has been overclocked to 5 gigahertz and PAC 16 gigabytes of ddr4 3400 memory the latest AMD and NVIDIA drivers have been used on all testing takes place at 1080p 1440p and 4k so let's get into it starting with the 1080p results we see the GeForce r-tx 2082 is good for over 100 FPS at all times in our test using the higher quality settings not amazing performance at turning P especially given how powerful the 2082 is and we get a real sense of just how demanding this game is when looking at the GTX 1080 and 1660 Ti as both struggled to push over 60 FPS 60 FPS at 1080p that's crazy for GPUs of this caliber not only that but using these dialed down quality settings the GTX 1066 Giga Byte was very laggy and the rx 570 was borderline playable ideally you want a 90 X 2060 of 56 and that's a pretty big ask for 1080p gaming we're looking over the results something you might have noticed is how well the Radeon GPUs perform at least relative to the GeForce parts the rx 580 destroyed the GTX 1060 and basically matched the 1070 that's not something you often see Vega 56 easily beat the GTX 1080 while the RX 5700 matched the RT X 2070 super then we have the 5700 XT on par with the RT X 2080 so a super result here for a AMD Nvidia has made it pretty clear that Red Dead Redemption 2 doesn't support rate racing that do this after they obviously mislead people with their NVIDIA GeForce Twitter account which featured an RT Exxon logo but I bring this up because looking at the 1440p results you'd be forgiven for thinking DX I was enabled this is because for an average of just 60 FPS you'll require something like Vega 64 and RT X 2060 super or an RT X 2070 again those are some brutal GPU requirements for 1440p gaming using dialed down quality settings finally we have the 4k results and yet you guys probably saw where this was going good luck playing this game at the 4k resolution without something like an RT X xx atti in fact that couldn't even average 60fps but for this style of game that probably isn't really a big issue it's still very playable and most it'd probably be happy with around 40 fps that said I personally would like around 60 FPS to enjoy this one so I'd be dropping down a 1440p with a high end GPU okay so that's the testing I'd now do so far admittedly it's not really a whole lot and I would have liked to do a lot more but for now that's what we have and it is a hell of a lot better than nothing which is what I thought we might end up doing given how difficult the game was to accurately benchmark with a large volume of graphics cards for now AMD seems to be doing very well relative to the Nvidia competition and while it is possible and we will see a performance uplift for the GeForce GPUs through a new driver we'll just have to wait and see on that one nothing's guaranteed at this point but for now the Navi based GPUs in particular they do look very handy in this title and I should know that the results may vary a bit depending on the quality settings and the section of the game used for testing but overall I found the margins to be fairly consistent in the first hour or self gameplay there's no doubt going to be a few settings that will favor the Radeon GeForce GPU use a bit more so than the other but right now I don't have time to explore all the quality settings and see basically do a what often include is like a GPU quality scaling type benchmark but ya haven't got time for that so sorry about that that said I do suggest using DirectX 12 as volcán appears to have some real performance issues right now also as noted earlier you can't use the preset slider to compare certain quality levels on your system with a different system as it's very possible you might be running the same quality settings despite using the same notch on the slide up as for how demanding Red Dead Redemption 2 is and if those demands can be justified well that's a bit of a hard one to gauge I expect we will see some performance improvements but overall the game does look very amazing it's extremely detailed and there's an incredible amount of stuff being rendered in so without a detailed graphical analysis it's really hard to say on that note depending how popular this video is Tim might spend a few days putting together an optimization guide next week when he returns from his holiday and I for one really hope that is possible because that's something I'd like to see and the game might also receive an update or two before then so yeah fingers crossed that that happens anyway that he's gonna do it for this one again sorry for the limited testing but I think I've explained that one enough at this point and yeah if you do appreciate the testing that we did manage to do and we didn't end up caning their video like I thought I might because I was yeah I was basically getting driven crazy by the the tedious process of setting up every single graphics card but if you appreciate that then one of these would be appreciated from us if you want to join us become more involved with the channel you can jump over to our patreon page you'll get access to our discord server monthly live streams and a few other cool things that you know myself do you can also support us by grabbing some of our merch if you like the channel that much we have the hoodie that I'm wearing and a mug and a few other cool things you can see them again link is in the video description but apart from that I'm gonna have to wrap this one up because I have to pack and then grab a flight to New Zealand because I will be attending a cabs funeral which will be live streamed on his channel so it's something a bit different but definitely something I think Kevin would have wanted so yeah a pretty bold but good choice there from the family but that's that's all I have to say on this one so yeah thank you for watching I'm your host Steve see you next time [Music] you