hey
good
humans
just
wanna
take
a
moment
say
thank
you
everyone
who's
bought
a
human
good
face
mask
with
your
help
and
with
a
partnership
of
masks
euros
we've
been
able
to
doing
over
3,000
medical
grade
masks
to
local
hospitals
and
health
care
workers
and
we
actually
have
a
special
guest
wants
to
say
thank
you
herself
hi
my
name
is
Johanna
Dilara
I'm
an
RN
here
at
Kaiser
West
LA
in
Los
Angeles
I
want
to
give
the
biggest
thank
you
and
shout
out
to
mask
heroes
and
Jubilee
for
your
very
generous
donation
of
math
we
are
so
so
appreciative
words
cannot
describe
how
wonderful
it
is
to
be
supported
and
loved
by
our
community
huh
alright
but
no
further
ado
please
enjoy
it
yes
two
different
times
we
didn't
speak
there
was
a
time
where
I
was
convinced
that
if
I
had
a
wedding
he
wouldn't
show
up
if
I
had
a
kid
he
wouldn't
care
to
be
able
to
have
that
conversation
has
really
been
a
huge
blessing
man
[Music]
for
the
last
seven
years
I've
been
without
a
guide
not
because
he
passed
but
because
of
the
unfortunate
event
that
we
have
to
just
part
ways
with
him
my
father
and
I
did
not
meet
for
the
first
time
until
I
was
eight
and
what
was
that
like
when
you
met
your
father
terrifying
nervous
exciting
everything
that
I
wanted
and
was
scared
to
see
at
the
same
time
have
an
unusual
relationship
my
son
was
on
the
other
side
of
the
country
most
of
our
existence
together
so
parenting
from
afar
I
think
one
of
the
major
misconceptions
is
that
like
black
kids
don't
have
great
dads
I
grew
up
with
a
great
father
because
I
have
a
seven
and
a
half
year
old
and
we
adopted
him
at
birth
I
view
my
responsibility
is
to
just
give
him
as
much
experience
and
as
much
insight
to
the
varieties
of
the
world
so
he
has
the
tools
necessary
to
enjoy
life
[Music]
my
name
is
Charles
I
live
in
Fullerton
and
I
am
a
musician
my
name
is
angel
I'm
from
the
Inland
Empire
and
I'm
a
worship
leader
my
name
is
Daniel
and
from
the
valley
and
I
make
things
pretty
my
name
is
Steven
I'm
from
Stockton
I'm
a
warehouse
worker
and
I
have
my
own
clothing
brand
my
name
is
Tim
I
live
in
Fullerton
and
I'm
in
Auto
Parts
sales
can
I
get
my
father's
on
the
left
and
my
son's
on
the
right
if
you
agree
with
the
prompt
you'll
come
forward
I
am
closer
to
my
mother
than
my
father
I'm
closer
to
my
mom
than
my
dad
my
dad
was
classic
farming
raised
with
all
boys
and
there
was
just
not
a
lot
of
female
energy
in
there
yeah
and
my
dad
did
not
know
how
to
translate
that
to
my
sister
and
I
for
me
I'm
definitely
I
mean
obviously
I
walked
up
here
I
am
closely
with
my
mom
when
I
was
a
child
and
when
my
dad
was
around
it
was
the
complete
opposite
for
me
out
of
young
age
I
was
like
13
and
I
saw
him
kind
of
go
downhill
you
know
loss
of
the
job
gambling
problem
and
I
was
like
this
really
ain't
it
yeah
I
think
for
me
I
I
can't
really
say
that
I'm
closer
more
to
one
than
the
other
just
because
I
feel
close
to
both
of
them
in
different
ways
I'm
just
so
thankful
for
from
my
dad
you
know
because
I
I
grew
up
in
a
predominantly
like
Caucasian
city
with
only
Caucasian
friends
like
and
my
dad
he
came
from
like
a
very
like
black
background
and
there
were
relatives
that
you
know
would
be
like
why
does
he
talk
like
this
or
you
know
why
does
he
listen
to
that
or
you
know
why
does
he
walk
like
that
or
whatever
and
my
dad
could
have
so
easily
sided
with
that
perspective
but
he
was
okay
with
me
like
an
R&B
and
rock
and
you
know
like
in
there
and
there
was
nothing
wrong
with
that
and
I
love
my
dad
for
that
because
he
made
he
never
made
me
feel
like
something
was
wrong
with
me
he
never
made
me
feel
like
something
was
broke
in
it
and
and
I
really
really
appreciate
that
I
hesitated
just
because
this
is
this
is
my
dad
and
so
he
felt
on
the
spot
first
my
first
thought
is
like
crap
this
is
going
the
Internet
like
my
mom's
gonna
watch
it
full
disclosure
not
trying
to
play
favorites
or
anything
like
that
but
I
was
closer
to
my
mother
by
default
growing
up
because
I
didn't
know
him
until
I
was
8
so
our
relationship
was
quite
literally
seasonal
I
would
spend
the
school
years
on
the
East
Coast
in
South
Carolina
with
my
mother
and
then
I
would
spend
the
summers
and
then
some
holidays
with
him
here
in
Southern
California
so
after
college
we
we
weren't
in
communication
for
five
and
a
half
years
and
we
reconnected
in
2018
so
were
newly
back
in
communication
within
less
than
two
years
now
I
wish
my
father
showed
me
more
affection
as
my
father
said
he
loved
me
in
your
presence
he's
written
it
in
a
card
he
did
write
it
in
a
card
was
he's
never
said
it
and
he's
currently
88
plus
years
old
and
you
know
lot
last
time
on
his
side
for
me
it's
it's
it
sounds
almost
like
really
childish
but
I
take
sometimes
like
I
take
love
is
like
just
take
my
side
I
don't
like
really
want
them
to
but
I
could
kind
of
want
to
do
you
know
like
I
don't
want
to
very
consistent
I
don't
take
my
wife's
side
on
I
realize
that
let's
get
all
get
all
the
facts
here
I
guess
I
wish
he
was
a
little
bit
more
affectionate
not
in
like
a
like
oh
man
like
I
need
a
I
need
a
hook
cause
I'm
feeling
sad
but
it's
more
like
when
you're
really
going
through
that
[ __ ]
like
when
you're
16
getting
involved
all
the
wrong
people
because
of
the
circumstances
you
have
to
step
up
to
and
you're
doing
all
the
bad
[ __ ]
like
I
need
you
to
tell
me
that
it's
gonna
be
okay
or
like
it's
you
know
what
you're
doing
it's
you
know
it's
bad
but
I
understand
where
you're
doing
it
maybe
this
will
change
how
you
know
I
am
doing
things
at
the
moment
that's
legit
just
all
I
needed
when
I
was
like
12
to
like
17
that's
that's
it
but
that
was
never
got
it
I
think
it
just
depends
on
what
your
love
language
is
I
think
like
physical
contact
that
just
wasn't
but
but
I
never
doubted
if
my
parents
loved
me
it's
just
like
the
only
times
we
would
hug
is
when
there
was
like
a
major
disagreement
and
it
was
so
awkward
like
I
was
like
like
he
showed
affection
in
in
other
ways
he
kind
of
came
to
almost
calculated
down
through
the
different
generation
gaps
that
generations
below
me
I
don't
you're
probably
right
on
that
cusp
but
yeah
for
men
to
show
emotion
that
was
something
they
did
not
do
my
dad
was
the
farmer
my
mom
was
she
had
her
clothing
store
and
she's
just
more
out
there
my
dad
liked
to
be
on
the
tractor
and
away
from
everybody
so
that
kind
of
immediately
set
the
tone
then
fast
forward
and
I
came
out
and
everything
just
changed
you
know
my
dad
I'm
going
to
hell
and
my
mom
found
the
love
and
you
know
just
it
catapult
from
there
so
I
loved
seeing
these
20
and
30
year
olds
with
starting
their
families
and
whatnot
and
I
loved
seeing
the
different
affections
that
they're
able
to
to
put
out
there
it's
that
old
nomer
that
men
have
to
be
this
men
don't
cry
I
love
to
see
that
being
pulled
away
yeah
because
we
do
yeah
I
need
to
I
think
it's
impactful
sometimes
to
to
see
you
know
like
men
broken
down
you
know
because
it
shows
the
their
humanity
like
I've
only
seen
my
father
cry
twice
in
my
whole
life
but
when
it
did
happen
like
it
was
it
was
very
apparent
one
I
learned
wow
he
like
he
feels
and
to
like
it
was
just
it
was
nice
for
me
to
see
that
like
people
aren't
perfect
all
the
time
does
the
impact
of
seeing
your
father
break
down
and
cry
the
couple
of
times
you
saw
it
it
was
it
more
impactful
because
you
so
rarely
saw
it
I
think
it
was
because
I
didn't
see
it
often
that
it
was
tactful
I
think
there's
there's
a
comfort
that
I
grew
up
with
and
knowing
that
my
father
was
strong
and
I'm
not
saying
that
emotional
fathers
aren't
but
what
I
am
saying
is
is
that
my
my
dad
had
a
way
of
keeping
his
head
in
the
game
at
times
because
like
if
so
say
if
I'm
emotional
and
my
mother
is
emotional
and
all
my
siblings
are
emotional
then
like
one
of
us
has
to
be
strong
at
least
that's
that's
what
I
believe
and
and
that
doesn't
mean
that
he's
not
feeling
it
inside
but
what
I
love
about
my
dad
is
that
he
was
always
able
to
keep
his
emotions
under
control
so
is
that
masculinity
to
you
sounds
like
maturity
I
would
say
so
yeah
yeah
I
would
say
not
even
just
masculinity
but
rank
for
you
that's
a
strength
of
your
mother
and
your
father
I
don't
want
to
be
like
my
father
that's
hard
my
father
was
really
there
and
did
all
the
cool
things
what
I
don't
want
to
be
like
him
is
he
was
overly
emphasis
on
work
and
money
and
and
just
less
feeling
oriented
and
to
his
credit
I
it's
just
the
way
he
was
raised
I
don't
I
don't
have
any
bitterness
toward
him
for
it
at
all
yeah
and
I
would
go
along
with
that
too
just
in
case
he
does
see
this
because
he's
always
been
offended
by
my
vocal
nasaan
social
media
and
and
whatnot
he
probably
thinks
I
just
hate
him
till
the
cows
come
home
quite
the
opposite
I
respect
who
he
is
more
than
he
probably
ever
realizes
he
is
a
honorable
guy
he
has
extremely
strong
convictions
and
for
those
things
in
a
great
work
ethic
so
there's
a
lot
of
great
characteristics
he
does
have
and
as
I
get
older
and
as
I
get
in
my
motion
like
wow
I
just
so
my
dad
I
embody
more
things
than
I
thought
I
would
yeah
what's
crazy
is
that
I
really
I
really
attached
to
everything
that
you
said
because
it's
like
my
early
teenage
years
like
I
absolutely
hated
my
dad
like
he
was
just
there
every
day
not
working
just
being
there
and
just
kind
of
taking
up
space
the
more
I
look
into
it
now
is
as
I
got
older
I
have
an
understanding
of
why
he
felt
this
way
it's
because
well
early
on
in
his
life
because
my
mom
when
she
had
me
she
was
only
like
21
and
you
know
obviously
with
them
both
being
young
it's
like
how
do
we
do
this
you
know
for
him
being
the
man
of
the
house
at
the
time
having
that
kind
of
flip
to
my
mom
taking
more
responsibility
I
can
see
where
that
kind
of
deteriorate
deteriorates
him
on
the
inside
because
it's
like
a
masculine
eyes
exactly
you
know
like
you
know
I
can't
provide
for
my
family
I
can't
show
my
son
how
to
be
you
know
the
ideal
dad
or
the
ideal
man
or
you
know
whatever
the
case
is
and
you
know
as
I
look
back
into
what
I
was
like
like
I
fully
get
it
and
it's
like
I
don't
I
don't
hate
him
no
because
I
can't
paint
somebody
who's
literally
me
and
it's
like
his
blood
is
running
through
my
veins
without
him
there's
no
me
yeah
even
now
it's
I
haven't
even
spoken
to
him
and
maybe
maybe
almost
six
years
like
at
least
like
an
actual
conversation
but
he'll
he'll
pop
in
like
when
it's
like
the
holidays
it's
honestly
it's
it's
a
terrible
feeling
but
I
know
deep
down
he
still
cares
for
both
me
and
my
sister
it's
just
he's
lost
in
his
own
kind
of
way
and
he
doesn't
know
how
to
come
back
from
it
which
is
one
thing
I
I'm
terrified
first
I
just
want
to
express
like
how
much
I
appreciate
your
perspectives
and
how
much
empathy
you
still
have
the
capacity
to
give
even
in
the
midst
of
the
pain
I
still
sense
that
you
respect
your
father's
to
different
times
we
didn't
speak
there
was
a
time
where
I
was
convinced
that
if
I
had
a
wedding
he
wouldn't
show
up
if
I
had
a
kid
he
wouldn't
care
and
I
really
had
to
grieve
that
relationship
as
if
it
was
a
death
in
the
family
so
to
be
able
to
have
this
conversation
has
just
been
and
when
I
say
conversation
I
mean
it's
really
been
ongoing
between
the
two
of
us
to
be
able
to
have
that
conversation
has
really
been
a
huge
huge
blessing
man
I
don't
know
how
to
say
it
it's
just
really
you
know
warming
to
have
you
know
complete
communication
and
understanding
to
be
understood
and
to
understand
my
dad
accepts
the
way
I
live
my
life
it's
like
a
restart
that
I
was
I
didn't
think
I
was
gonna
get
being
able
to
just
have
this
conversation
at
all
so
to
not
only
be
back
in
relationship
but
to
have
you
know
him
it's
weird
speaking
about
him
and
third-person
we
sit
across
many
buddy
but
to
have
you
genuinely
just
you
know
kind
of
put
your
money
where
your
mouth
is
and
say
like
yeah
like
I
supports
you
and
really
admire
your
passion
and
your
drive
to
do
that
thing
now
I
want
to
help
you
apply
that
to
these
areas
that
you've
kind
of
let
follow
the
wayside
yeah
see
what
you
guys
what
you
guys
got
like
now
after
that
whole
like
rebuild
of
everything
I'm
like
like
almost
like
super
jealous
I
know
my
dad
even
though
he
he
was
a
very
vocal
a
lot
of
things
I
know
he
was
never
disappointed
with
a
lot
of
the
choices
I
made
he'll
be
proud
that
I've
stepped
up
taking
care
of
both
my
mom
my
sister
to
the
best
of
my
ability
you
know
holding
holding
it
down
at
the
house
dude
hats
off
to
unit
that's
awesome
thanks
seriously
he
never
makes
me
feel
bad
but
what
I
am
saying
is
like
the
idea
of
like
wanting
to
do
like
music
was
something
that
I
could
tell
like
took
a
little
bit
of
time
because
I
come
from
a
background
or
a
household
that's
like
you
know
very
like
9
to
5
like
it
was
through
my
dad
in
his
like
working
endeavors
that
provided
for
my
brother
and
I
you
know
and
I
and
I
appreciate
that
and
I'm
very
humbled
that
you
know
he
would
he
would
do
live
that
life
for
me
he
wants
you
to
live
that
life
too
well
it's
not
it's
not
that
I
I
think
that
he
even
wants
me
to
live
that
life
like
it's
just
we're
kind
of
just
in
this
waiting
period
like
I
just
know
I
can't
be
where
I
am
right
now
forever
there's
a
few
family
and
friend
members
that
constantly
are
kind
of
come
on
you
should
talk
to
your
dad
i
dude
I've
never
closed
the
door
on
him
I
mean
I
came
out
in
that
early
90s
which
was
weird
and
rare
then
and
at
my
age
in
Colorado
I
knew
my
father
wasn't
really
gonna
be
a
gung-ho
cheerleader
for
the
gay
squad
but
it
just
was
surprising
when
my
parents
divorced
at
how
religious
he
really
was
he's
told
me
I'm
going
to
hell
numerous
times
I
said
then
we're
both
going
to
hell
but
I'll
be
in
that
room
next
door
having
a
hell
of
a
lot
more
fun
he
doesn't
like
my
smartass
quality
is
the
tension
or
the
lack
of
communications
solely
based
on
what
you
just
expressed
or
is
there
anything
else
that
your
father
admires
about
your
life
Wow
did
you
talk
to
my
dad
no
no
but
it
isn't
interesting
and
it's
a
really
insightful
question
you
sound
like
a
very
successful
person
he
seemed
like
a
very
caring
person
he
said
you've
you're
raising
a
son
so
I
just
wondered
like
if
any
of
that
kind
of
like
sends
up
a
road
flare
like
hey
like
I'm
not
all
bad
or
you
know
like
I'm
doing
alright
I
think
he
would
tell
you
I
know
my
son's
not
all
bad
I
think
in
a
way
we
both
kind
of
are
standing
there
wanting
to
have
something
more
and
say
something
do
something
more
but
neither
one
of
us
can
find
that
language
and
that
ability
we
have
extreme
I
am
my
father
I
have
extremely
strong
convictions
and
yeah
for
for
me
it
was
just
nice
to
see
that
somebody
has
a
similar
situation
coming
up
as
I
did
because
it
makes
me
feel
like
I
know
what's
out
there
but
it's
nice
to
know
that
that
I've
met
somebody
that
has
had
a
similar
experience
with
you
know
our
father
not
really
being
there
a
long
time
but
it's
also
good
to
see
you
guys
having
that
good
relationship
with
your
father
and
then
even
you
having
your
father
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a
lot
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a
lot
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positive
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me
on
the
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with
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and
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trusty
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hi
guys
good
luck
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we
only
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this
uh
this
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where
you
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no
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in
um
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right
no
that's
that's
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my
powers
alone
will
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enough
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hey
darion
take
this
[Music]
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little
egg
of
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is
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i'm
just
i'm
just
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a
leisurely
joke
yeah
yeah
hey
chase
how
much
did
you
pay
this
guy
he's
really
good
the
only
one
who's
gonna
pay praise
you
with
your
life
jason
help
hey
pineapple
over
here
i
never
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i'd
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the
day
when
an
egg
wanted
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come
on
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stinky
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i'm
just
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the
mood
get
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to
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may
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defeated
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this
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i
told
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could
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what
that
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flying
that's
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you
just
it
doesn't
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what's
gonna
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durian
i'm
not
sure
but
the
rubbish
should
improve
the
smell
you
can't
stop
me
i'll
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back
i
saved
the
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yes
you
did
jason
[Music]
that
was
some
fine
work
son
we
could
use
a
few
superheroes
like
you
how
would
you
like
to
join
no
no
he's
good
trust
me
wait
no
dad
dad
she's
gonna
invite
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we're
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story's
over
but
what
about
the
cinematic
universe
what
about
the
sequels
dad
think
of
the
sequel
no
there
is
no
way
i'm
going
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sit
through
an
entire
cinematic
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of
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you
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this
is
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the
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guy
role
right
all
right
let's
give
it
a
go
besides
save
the
kitchen
from
what
the
kitchen's
perfectly
fine
[Music]
uh
are
we
sure
about
this
oh
he's
so
cute
this
isn't
working
we
need
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okay
so
the
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great
really
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so
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kitchen
murder
your
whole
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all
yeah
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think
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there's
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what
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he's
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okay
action
it
is
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dorian
the
endearing
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have
you
met
my
brother
dorian
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to
answer
some
of
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questions
what
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you
got
for
us
burnbot
marcus
asks
dear
max
goofball
is
so
annoying
have
you
ever
considered
performing
an
exorcism
to
get
rid
of
him
once
and
for
all
well
unfortunately
i
have
already
attempted
a
goofball
exorcism
but
it
wasn't
really
as
effective
as
i
was
hoping
it
would
be
you
do
that
do
it
again
in
time
no
do
it
now
in
time
why
can't
you
just
do
it
now
well
i'm
afraid
that
would
be
a
vulgar
display
of
my
power
it
would
be
a
vulgar
display
of
your
power
if
you
did
it
again
but
it
wasn't
a
vulgar
display
of
your
power
when
you
did
it
15
seconds
ago
that's
right
ugh
well
aren't
you
cute
today
oh
i'm
cute
every
day
sweetheart
i'm
not
saying
i
won't
do
it
again
i'm
just
saying
in
time
goofball
just
do
it
again
unless
you
can't
i
don't
have
anything
to
prove
to
you
which
is
exactly
what
you
would
say
if
you
were
incapable
of
proving
something
to
me
the
optics
of
which
would
be
concerning
if
i
cared
what
you
think
which
i
don't
why
are
you
always
so
difficult
everything
is
like
pulling
teeth
with
you
all
that
i'm
asking
you
to
do
is
to
do
what
you
just
did
again
and
i
will
in
time
let
me
guess
you
could
have
opened
that
drawer
at
any
time
well
no
not
anytime
only
when
it
was
funny
hey
if
you're
done
making
references
to
things
inside
of
other
references
to
things
i
got
something
for
you
what
mexican
popcorn
excuse
me
first
you
add
a
third
a
cup
of
corn
and
four
tablespoons
of
vegetable
oil
to
a
large
deep
covered
pan
also
known
as
a
pot
if
you're
not
a
complete
idiot
cover
it
and
put
it
on
medium-high
heat
and
remember
to
give
it
a
good
shimmy
every
45
seconds
or
so
as
it
cooks
when
you
see
the
corn
start
to
push
against
the
lid
part
it
slightly
and
then
shake
the
excess
into
your
popcorn
bowl
do
this
as
many
times
as
you
need
to
until
you
hear
the
popping
start
to
die
down
and
then
empty
the
rest
in
in
a
smaller
bowl
combine
two
tablespoons
of
vegetable
oil
two
tablespoons
of
mayonnaise
two
teaspoons
of
lime
juice
and
a
pinch
of
salt
and
pepper
if
you
want
something
more
authentic
you
can
use
two
tablespoons
of
melted
clarified
butter
instead
of
the
vegetable
oil
but
you
have
to
make
sure
it's
melted
clarified
butter
melted
regular
butter
has
water
in
it
and
water
will
make
the
popcorn
soggy
and
there's
already
water
in
the
lime
juice
so
we're
already
pushing
it
and
i
know
that
mayonnaise
on
popcorn
sounds
disgusting
but
stick
with
me
here
incorporate
about
a
third
of
the
goo
into
the
corn
and
then
start
tossing
with
a
large
metal
or
plastic
spoon
or
spatula
make
sure
that
you
mix
upwards
from
the
bottom
so
that
each
piece
gets
coated
when
it
looks
even
you
can
add
another
third
of
the
goo
and
repeat
and
then
finally
the
last
third
you
can
try
adding
the
goo
all
at
once
but
i
wouldn't
now
that
the
corn
is
coated
in
the
wet
mix
we
can
add
the
dry
mix
add
a
third
cup
of
dusted
cotija
cheese
if
you
can't
find
cotija
cheese
dusted
parmesan
also
works
once
that's
tossed
add
one
teaspoon
of
chili
powder
the
most
important
part
and
toss
it
again
and
then
you
eat
it
goofball
how
did
you
die
excuse
me
well
we've
known
each
other
for
a
few
years
and
i'm
only
just
now
realizing
that
i've
never
asked
before
and
we're
answering
questions
from
the
fans
today
and
this
is
a
question
that
we
get
all
the
time
i
mean
you're
a
ghost
so
presumably
you
were
alive
and
then
you
died
and
now
you're
dead
so
how
did
that
happen
for
you
and
you
really
think
that's
an
appropriate
question
to
ask
you
don't
see
how
that's
rude
at
all
is
it
i
don't
know
i
have
no
frame
of
reference
here
yeah
well
it
is
[ __ ]
all
right
well
never
mind
then
moving
on
there
i
was
repelling
triumphantly
out
of
the
cockpit
of
my
700
000
helicopter
and
with
a
single
kick
of
my
mighty
foot
i
collapsed
the
ceiling
of
the
oval
office
and
landed
in
a
brilliant
display
of
magnificent
athleticism
thank
you
for
coming
on
such
short
notice
said
the
president
america
needs
you
goofball
not
a
problem
i
replied
the
sun
shining
spectacularly
off
my
beautiful
ebony
skin
i
knew
the
situation
was
bound
to
be
of
the
utmost
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
you're
black
yeah
you're
not
black
yeah
i
am
what
you
think
just
because
i'm
a
white
ghost
that
must
mean
i'm
the
ghost
of
a
white
guy
do
you
think
when
black
people
die
they
turn
into
black
ghosts
i
suppose
i've
never
considered
it
before
but
i
mean
you
don't
have
a
a
what
a
a
black
voice
a
black
voice
and
what
pray
tell
is
a
black
voice
to
you
what
do
black
people
sound
like
can
you
do
an
impression
of
a
black
voice
you
know
what
let
me
get
a
chair
let
me
get
a
[ __ ]
ghost
chair
because
who
boy
do
i
gotta
hear
this
i
gotta
sit
down
for
this
because
who
boy
is
this
gonna
be
good
so
let's
hear
it
let's
hear
what
you
think
black
people
sound
like
i'd
like
to
rescind
my
comment
what
was
that
i
said
i
rescind
my
comment
can
you
please
just
keep
going
what's
the
mission
mr
president
it's
isis
agent
goofball
isis
is
back
on
their
[ __ ]
they've
kidnapped
princess
ketchup
ruler
of
the
condiment
kingdom
and
unless
their
perverted
demands
are
met
they'll
bomb
america
with
five
thousand
nukes
at
once
princess
ketchup
well
sure
who
else
would
be
the
ruler
of
the
condiment
kingdom
princess
mustard
i
don't
think
so
well
what
about
princess
mayonnaise
i
stuffed
the
president
snugly
into
my
backpack
and
we
hopped
into
the
goof
mobile
and
took
off
for
their
top
secret
hideout
one
two
three
isis
street
i
knew
that
time
was
not
on
my
side
don't
roll
your
eyes
at
me
you're
the
sick
[ __ ]
who
puts
mayonnaise
on
popcorn
and
how
top
secret
could
it
be
if
it's
one
two
three
isis
street
and
why
does
the
goof
mobile
look
like
a
ghost
if
you're
still
alive
i
didn't
have
any
weapons
but
i
knew
that
the
radical
islamic
militants
would
be
intimidated
into
submission
by
my
glorious
muscles
masculine
jawline
and
uncommonly
dazzling
stature
as
i
am
six
foot
five
you're
not
six
five
goofball
six
five
is
pretty
tall
well
how
would
you
know
i
know
because
i'm
six
five
okay
well
you're
six
foot
five
and
as
you
can
see
we're
roughly
the
same
height
the
only
reason
we're
the
same
height
is
because
you
float
five
feet
off
the
ground
you
jackass
well
it
doesn't
matter
anyway
because
before
i
got
there
i
had
to
make
a
quick
pit
stop
to
rob
a
bank
i
knew
that
it
was
wrong
but
it
was
the
only
way
that
my
gay
lover
could
finally
afford
a
gender
reassignment
surgery
oh
okay
dog
day
afternoon
excuse
me
it's
a
movie
with
al
pacino
it's
a
great
movie
it's
a
movie
i
think
everybody
should
watch
but
it
didn't
happen
to
you
because
it's
a
movie
well
i've
never
heard
of
this
movie
i
suppose
they
must
have
based
it
on
my
life
goofball
dog
day
afternoon
came
out
45
years
ago
well
maybe
i
died
46
years
ago
then
why
is
trump
the
president
in
your
flashback
when
i
met
you
trump
wasn't
elected
yet
and
if
your
lover
needed
money
for
a
sex
change
why
didn't
you
just
not
buy
the
700
000
helicopter
you
know
you
seem
to
be
taking
umbrage
with
a
lot
of
this
story
but
is
my
story
really
the
problem
or
do
you
just
not
like
the
idea
of
living
with
a
black
gay
roommate
you
know
that's
not
true
goofball
well
then
let
me
finish
you
monster
i
lipped
from
the
goof
mobile
and
ran
inside
where
i
told
the
bank
tellers
to
fork
over
the
dough
but
before
i
was
able
to
complete
the
job
i
was
fatally
shot
ah
let
me
guess
the
cops
got
ya
well
maybe
someday
black
lives
will
matter
in
this
country
no
i
was
shot
by
the
money
i
was
stealing
you
see
money
loves
living
at
the
bank
it's
like
a
vacation
it
just
sits
on
its
ass
all
day
and
doesn't
have
to
work
and
the
bank
tellers
have
to
wait
on
it
hand
and
foot
what
goofball
if
you
don't
want
to
tell
me
how
you
died
you
don't
have
to
but
don't
float
there
and
lie
to
me
like
i'm
an
idiot
since
i
was
dead
i
felt
the
most
obvious
course
of
action
would
be
to
dedicate
myself
to
comedy
and
that's
how
i
became
goofball
the
goofy
cartoon
ghost
america's
most
beloved
cartoon
mascot
thank
you
oof
i
hate
to
break
it
to
you
goofball
but
you're
not
america's
most
beloved
cartoon
mascot
as
you
can
clearly
see
from
this
infographic
you
have
a
lot
of
catching
up
to
do
before
you're
in
the
same
league
as
the
big
boys
yikes
you're
even
behind
that
horrible
pupa
from
that
hulu
show
with
all
the
product
placement
oh
and
both
of
you
guys
are
doing
worse
than
the
damn
baby
nut
and
nobody
likes
the
baby
nut
well
at
least
we
can
agree
the
baby
nut
is
terrible
oh
don't
even
get
me
started
on
that
damn
baby
nut
but
anyway
i
don't
buy
any
of
it
i
don't
think
you're
six
foot
five
i
don't
think
you
know
the
president
and
i
certainly
don't
think
there's
a
goof
mobile
well
you
can
believe
what
you
want
but
that's
my
story
and
i'm
sticking
to
it
peace
out
[ __ ]
well
folks
i
guess
it's
up
to
you
to
decide
if
you
think
all
that
gobbledygook
is
canon
or
not
but
i
do
not
i'm
max
g
this
was
brain
dump
and
i
hope
you
hated
it
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into 1-inch cubes if your pork isn't fatty enough you may supplement with a bit of fat back and now we've got to prep the herbs and seasonings that make this breakfast sausage we're starting with a few teaspoons each freshly chopped sage thyme and rosemary more sage than thyme or rosemary and then we're into season with salt and freshly ground pepper you can kind of go easy on the seasonings to start because we can always adjust them later I'm also going to add a tablespoon of dark brown sugar and maybe 1/2 tablespoon of maple syrup this is New Hampshire we're talking about we're also gonna add a good shake at large room and for a little bit of heat a touch of cayenne pepper and red pepper flake that plus a generous helping a freshly grated nutmeg and if you want a little smoke in your sausage add some smoked paprika mix everything together until homogeneous then we've had our pork chilling in the freezer for about 15 minutes now we're gonna add it to the spice mixture make sure it's well incorporated and then it's time to get to grinding we've covered meat grinding in a number of episodes so go check those out but the one real secrets keep in mind here is to keep everything very very cold now I've gone for a very coarse grind for a more rustic breakfast sausage and you could just stop here you could form these into lovely little breakfast patties fry love but I'm going to confront one of my lifelong fears today and case these this is just for taste testing because this is the last opportunity to add additional seasonings as Cerie we're gonna start by busting open a package of natural hog casings which need the preservative salt washed off them and need to be soaked in warm water for 45 minutes before suggestively threading them onto your sausage stuffer leave 6 or so inches dangling on the end and don't tie it off because as you can see some air needs to escape before any meats gonna come out now at first the sausages gonna look weird and you're gonna wonder why 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You
Cisco
I'm
actually
gonna
die
okay
holy
Sh
of
about
the
same
man
I
see
Ezreal
ulti
on
my
future
though
I
need
to
be
careful
it
object
it
came
from
[ __ ]
top
lane
are
you
serious
or
like
the
top
side
why
[Music]
if
your
opponent
has
low
HP
make
an
attempt
to
kill
him
if
Zedd
has
used
an
ultimate
on
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use
charm
and
ultimate
here
get
a
lot
of
advice
from
their
personal
voice
assistant
during
the
match
what
items
to
buy
how
to
lane
matter
and
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[ __ ]
yeah
we
should
try
to
look
for
fight
I
think
lots
of
this
is
screwing
over
time
oh
my
god
come
here
I'll
kill
you
not
the
worst
tears
[ __ ]
if
they
didn't
have
Kendra's
I
want
to
talk
about
your
midlane
specifically
um
do
you
think
maybe
Cassiopeia
would
have
been
a
better
fit
from
oh
yeah
he
just
started
one
tricking
that
champ
shutout
trick2g
you
won't
be
forgotten
no
flesh
will
looking
leather
behind
guys
they're
all
1hb
cat
this
is
little
your
wet
dream
tack
there
the
bebop
train
play-by-play
casters
on
earth
mode
because
you
need
to
talk
the
whole
time
yeah
by
comparison
normal
summoners
rift
even
in
the
chaotic
five-man
team
fight
it
feels
very
easy
well
played
my
faker
gets
the
Juke
go
kaha
hold
back
shielding
still
there
for
the
iron
ambition
finally
gonna
get
the
fear
to
give
you
the
damage
down
I'm
going
right
on
[Applause]
we
use
y'all
oh
oh
stop
that
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
let's
take
the
stick
this
year
oh
yeah
oh
my
god
I'm
so
hard
wait
why
are
we
disgusting
why
are
we
discussing
no
cringe
there's
three
top
now
cool
that's
it
maybe
more
they
need
at
least
four
to
kill
us
to
put
a
war
down
for
you
wherever
you
want
[ __ ]
dude
what's
my
ass
thinking
what's
more
than
that
[Music]
no
no
we
continue
on
threat
whoa
sorry
[Music]
see
if
I
wasn't
so
tired
I
could
fight
off
all
these
emotions
but
you
got
me
right
impact
fun
you
got
me
all
of
you've
got
me
you
get
tired
you
can't
you
can't
prevent
yourself
you
can't
hold
your
emotions
in
so
um
but
thank
you
stretch
I
know
that
we
can
keep
doing
this
cowboy
in
the
back
is
real
interested
in
you
yeah
yeah
as
an
entertainer
you're
gonna
win
but
wait
bird
to
win
in
style
[Music]
everyone's
gonna
remember
this
as
the
ultimate
diem
oh
good
Becca
with
the
BM
we
let
it
stop
holy
[ __ ]
for
now
we'll
talk
more
later
for
more
on
the
latest
chapter
in
the
EU
vs.
n
a
story
shocks
is
standing
by
with
North
America's
new
support
player
well
thank
you
very
much
I'm
here
with
the
legend
himself
Tyler
one
a
bit
of
a
disappointing
performance
I
would
say
what
went
wrong
for
Team
alright
first
of
all
I
can
sense
some
sarcasm
in
your
voice
being
an
EU
fan
say
hey
I'll
tell
you
where
we're
wrong
let
me
refrain
they
banned
all
my
champions
in
any
campaign
for
what
for
what
reason
are
they
that
scared
probably
salty
about
that
world's
performance
oh
I'm
angry
about
that
comment
at
all
they
did
say
that
they
were
hurting
so
much
like
the
bands
will
be
happy
to
have
that
at
a
very
even
top-line
matchup
so
far
getting
really
mobi
boots
from
caps
is
nice
I
think
when
we
eventually
see
Pro
we're
gonna
see
more
of
this
because
you
don't
have
to
put
extra
bold
in
your
support
items
so
basically
supports
can
get
their
first
real
item
first
and
it's
probably
gonna
be
mobility
boots
for
a
lot
of
people
yeah
oh
like
drag
will
connect
the
game
their
Academy
is
gonna
cover
the
violent
one
that
the
all
coming
out
big
damage
from
flip
oh
now
we
swapped
with
my
gun
left
my
caliber
of
the
rifle
trying
to
market
yes
ever
I
Liddy
follow-up
is
good
the
shock
comes
coming
back
and
forth
what
still
alive
for
now
but
y'all
not
gonna
connect
on
the
all
that
is
massive
and
he
will
go
down
such
a
good
start
for
Yasuo
cut
short
quick
we'll
find
yet
another
kill
bang
stolen
all
comes
in
fantastic
drag
us
off
for
today
but
is
it
enough
not
gonna
happen
he
also
already
has
you
know
a
bit
more
gold
under
his
belt
I
don't
think
this
blame
match
was
gonna
get
any
easier
at
this
point
no
way
especially
with
core
JJ
waiting
in
the
darkness
on
the
ward
not
so
dark
yeah
and
even
though
his
name
is
Yasuo
he's
in
fact
playing
irelia
which
i
think
is
actually
addressed
another
kill
that's
it
yeah
actually
just
dunking
kids
yes
you're
not
gonna
go
for
another
all
in
any
way
anytime
soon
I
think
you're
opening
in
Olas
face
you're
probably
dead
regardless
yeah
so
that
buttons
like
almost
unprecedented
cases
yep
so
yang
Coast
now
it
just
needs
to
back
up
clear
out
the
wave
if
you
ever
hit
a
snowball
you
take
it
you
win
yeah
it
should
be
pretty
much
it
okay
here
did
it
there's
the
old
tada
Tanaka
I
don't
think
Lou
has
a
way
out
one
more
X
good
game
yeah
there's
just
no
way
that
just
seemed
tell
me
about
to
any
you
clash
we
saw
earlier
you
know
Tyler
was
calling
you
guys
try
hards
but
you
can
be
proud
of
that
victory
yeah
I
mean
we
really
want
to
win
I
think
last
year
we
we
just
came
in
and
for
fun
but
then
we
lost
and
it
wasn't
very
fun
so
we
we
came
in
we
well
some
people
have
thrown
some
shots
at
us
and
we
were
frying
for
some
back
and
I'm
just
happy
we
could
take
the
win
yeah
but
I
don't
know
like
if
he
knows
what
to
do
so
when
Tyler
one
says
I'm
being
banned
out
he's
was
he
safe
says
that's
too
bad
I
ain't
which
is
pretty
good
right
now
Zed
singed
those
are
all
great
champions
at
TF
T
are
they
good
here
can
you
pick
them
bring
points
they
actually
are
yeah
they're
just
outside
the
awesome
pit
they're
just
hard
committed
to
banning
Tyler
won
all
right
I
don't
hate
it
as
a
strategy
to
be
completely
honest
awesome
is
effective
I
honestly
think
that
the
a
lot
of
the
soloqueue
strategies
the
mental
warfare
strategies
have
to
apply
in
a
game
like
this
whether
it's
not
a
lot
of
big
pre-existing
team
synergy
and
that
means
like
if
you
pick
one
player
ban
them
out
and
then
camp
them
yeah
and
you
can
tilt
them
the
just
tilt
abstract
could
come
through
and
not
to
discredit
one
sportsmanship
but
he
does
have
a
history
of
rage
and
frustration
is
what
I
will
say
so
hey
he's
on
he's
on
a
win
streak
that's
all
true
yeah
I'm
so
good
dude
what
the
[ __ ]
Oh
[ __ ]
trash
what
do
you
mean
you
think
I'm
a
virgin
[Music]
yeah
choked
on
it
yeah
[ __ ]
my
long
dick
[ __ ]
this


before we get into today's video first a message from our sponsors are you tired of contents being unavailable in your region if you want to keep your browsing anonymous and safe nordvpn solves these issues and more and right now you can get a huge discount plus 113 by going to nordvpn.com for slash sensor gaming or via the link in the description it's also risk-free with nord's 30-day guarantee with nord you can change your ipa location to over 60 countries allowing you to bypass regional restrictions it also hides your ip address and these sites you visit keeping your activity private and it has passed an independent audit confirming that they don't log your data unlike many competitors and so go to nordvpn.com for slash sensor gaming and use the code sensor gaming at checkout to get a huge discount on 113. it's been a while now since the wall street journal did a big investigatory piece on sony's crackdown on explicit content in games this article was wrote in april 2019 but prior to the article the effects of sony's changing stance had already been seen by quite a few gamers and especially those who are fans of japanese games what the wall street journal did however was bring this to the mainstream and not just the mainstream gaming audiences but mainstream audiences in general they also managed to get in contact with many japanese game developers and others that have been affected by the changing policies at sony and reach out to them and get statements and hearing about their experiences also when it comes to us news organizations the wall street journal is one of the oldest and most authoritative news organizations there is and so due to all of these points i think that this article is a very good starting point for anybody not familiar with the sony situation and would like to catch up on it and so there will be a link in the description if you want to go read up on it this is something that the channel has taken a look at many times now and so today we'll be taking a look at something a bit different which is an old japanese term that has once again reared its head and started to become popular again you may already be familiar with japan's rating system the computer entertainment rating organization which is similar to the esrb in north america like many platforms that are popular in the west wikipedia is also popular in japan where a japanese language version is produced and highly maintained and on the japanese wikipedia is a page devoted to games that have been given the max 18 rating with this continuing to be updated with it now including playstation 5 titles for example but at the top of the list is an explanation that speaks about how it isn't just the computer entertainment rating organization that regulates content but this can also come from the platform holders themselves who can have their own internal content screening procedures and rules for what is and isn't allowed and it's here where they use the term sony check when speaking about sony's procedures and policies for regulating content that are separate from the computer entertainment rating organization the term sony check is wrote using japan's katakana writing system which is often used for things like transcription of foreign loan words this means that the japanese term sony check is said like we in the west in english would say sony check and it also means the same thing in the sony check section it is discussed that this check occurs after the checks by the computer entertainment rating organization and that's for games with the max 18 plus rating contents that would be fine on all the platforms can get changed due to the sony check the page then discusses the game's dark sector and no more heroes which are two games that were released in censored low-rated versions on playstation compared to other platforms but it says that these decisions were made intentionally and not due to the sony check however it then goes into what the wall street journal reported on which is that since 2018 the sony check has become stricter and some games have had to change content significantly compared to other platforms or even compared to older versions of games previously released on sony's platforms and then a few examples are given for this including nora princess and straight cat as well as nekopara volume 1. nekopara had its ps4 released late and then when it released in 2018 player spotted changes had been made compared to the nintendo switch release these changes include the removal of a chest bounciness setting in the menus and obscuring a variety of scenes with extra steam keeping the characters much more covered up nora princess and stray cats released in 2019 and had a variety of risque scenes toned down through methods such as adding bright rays of light this is again despite the nintendo switch release being without these changes jumping backs to the japanese wikipedia article the next section talks about how nintendo doesn't have its own regulation process and just leaves things to the various age rating systems around the world this is also something that was reaffirmed by the nintendo president at 2019's annual general meeting of shareholders saying that they believe that existing third-party rating systems and parental controls are the best approach to content regulation the japanese wikipedia article then gives an example of the effects of this being seen in games content and for example sites killer 7 which was censored on ps2 but uncensored on gamecube this is referring to how cuts had to be made to scenes revolving around both risque and violent content for killer 7's japanese ps2 release this is something that the channel has already made a full video on in the past and these cuts that sony demanded were even with the game already being given the highest rating possible by the computer entertainment rating organization also killer 7 was originally released way back in 2005 and so this represents that despite now coming back into prominence since 2018 the sony check is not new but has existed for a long time what appears to have happened though is that starting around a little after 2010 sony eased up quite a bit on their own internal content regulation procedures however then in 2018 things once again became stricter this is something that the video will delve into more and so for example the next section of the japanese wikipedia page talks about an interview with the president of mages mage has been a big japanese developer responsible for games such as steins gate and corpse party in this interview conducted by the japanese publication for mitsu in 2009 mage's president sits down with the famitsu reporter and reveals why two of his upcoming games would only be coming to the xbox 360. the president said that xbox is more liberal with what it allows than some other platforms and releasing the games on xbox was the only way it could have been done without having to make changes to the games the games being discussed were chaos head and steins gate steins gates would later go on to receive playstation releases with this first beam for the psp in june 2011. this was well after the original xbox 360 release though which came october 2009 and it seems to be from the time when sony started to ease up on their policies and prior to them clamping down and getting stricter again in 2018 chaos head on the other hand was released on xbox 360 in february 2009. but would be released on psp the following year and with heavy cuts being made that changed its age rating from 18 plus to 17 plus also the ps3 release that came in 2012 was also off the centered version but perhaps this was for parity reasons as this is thought to be during the time when sony had started to ease up on their policies the playstation vita version however that came much later in 2014 was this time finally released on sensors and with the 18 plus rating but to move away from the japanese wikipedia as it was just thought that the sony check being discussed to such a degree is something that perhaps not many people were aware of and also that this term sony check exists and has been in use for a long time by japanese gamers but now following sony's tightening up their internal policies again in 2018 has started to become used much more frequently again this means that you can search the japanese sony check term on different parts of the web and see lots of people using it for example searching right now on twitter you'll see the phrase being used pretty much daily and for example here's a recent person from japan expressing disapproval of the sony check and he then links to the website for the game love our kiss if you look at the entire conversation you can see that he's talking about the extra risque contents that was added to the switch version that couldn't be added on ps4 due to the sony check and that's this is why he is expressing disapproval of it like this video has discussed though the sony check term is nothing new and used to be used fairly frequently in the 2000s prior to sony easing up on their policies starting around a little after 2010 but since getting stricter again in 2018 this means that the term has seen a big resurgence interestingly you could occasionally see some in the west use the japanese term from time to time as well for instance the japanese focused website sankaku complex discussed the sony check in multiple articles in the late 2000s and about games from around the time that it had affected and keeping with the theme of games from the 2000s been affected one high-profile game that you may remember is the tessellating extreme sports game bmx xxx changes to bare female chess as well as other adult content had to be made to the title under orders of the us branch of sony whilst all copies sold on xbox and gamecube were 100 on caught this was a rather notable case however as it was only the us branch of sony that forced this and not worldwide which is what you usually see going even further back though another example of sony requiring changes to be made to another high profile release is hideo kojima's police thoughts police notes was the last game hideo kojima would create prior to creating the hugely successful metal gear solid in 1998 police thoughts is regarded as a cult classic however and was met with much critical acclaim and it was ported to many different platforms following its initial release for the neck pc 98 system in 1994. when it came time for the playstation port in 1996 however kojima got into an intense dispute with sony over having to tone down breast touching that the game featured this occurs during sony's certification process and they forced him to restrict it this is also something that kojima wasn't happy about with these quotes being translated by junker hq who are a very trustworthy source for all matters kojima related and so as you can see sony's recent crackdown is not quite as new as it may seem and is quite reminiscent of some of the company's earlier periods in history it's possible that they may once more start to ease up on things again like they did in the early 2010s but so far this remains to be seen once again a big thanks to our faithful sponsors at nordvpn for sponsoring today's video and until next time thank you for


this
video
is
brought
to
you
by
viewers
like
you
okay
so
this
movie
sucked
and
it
sucked
because
they
cut
the
music
now
this
isn't
some
oh
no
where's
oda
music
when
did
they
get
rid
of
mushu
kind
of
thing
no
there's
a
clear
structural
reason
as
to
why
this
film
was
so
poorly
received
and
it
completely
revolves
around
the
music
now
when
i
first
heard
that
they
were
cutting
all
the
music
honestly
i
wasn't
quite
sure
how
to
feel
about
it
see
and
this
is
something
that's
been
really
bothering
me
about
these
live-action
disney
remakes
it's
how
they've
somehow
been
so
incredibly
financially
successful
but
have
also
left
almost
no
cultural
impact
like
people
seem
to
forget
that
the
first
half
of
these
remakes
cut
a
lot
of
the
music
out
the
jungle
book
cut
out
some
numbers
same
with
cinderella
allison
wonderland
had
no
songs
whatsoever
so
i
figured
maybe
cutting
the
music
could
work
especially
considering
how
the
director
nikki
cairo
doesn't
really
seem
to
have
any
experience
with
musicals
at
all
maybe
it'd
be
a
better
fit
in
the
end
of
the
day
if
they
just
went
with
something
non-musical
fine
but
when
you
look
up
why
they
decided
to
nix
the
music
you
get
some
flavor
of
oh
we
were
going
for
a
more
realistic
tone
which
like
okay
woman
that
can
turn
into
bird
is
fine
and
cloth
magic
with
arrow
kicking
and
little
girl
ninja
reflexes
is
all
realistic
but
heaven
forbid
we
break
into
song
all
right
so
in
order
to
explain
why
this
film
failed
so
badly
believe
it
or
not
we're
gonna
have
to
cover
opera
now
look
i
know
that
opera
has
this
era
of
snobbery
to
it
and
everyone
thinks
it's
super
complicated
it's
this
quantum
physics
of
music
kind
of
thing
it's
not
it's
just
what
rich
people
in
europe
used
to
watch
before
disney
invented
superhero
movies
that's
it
but
look
on
the
whole
opera
is
not
that
complicated
it
can
be
and
that's
what
i
call
a
fun
sunday
night
because
i'm
boring
as
hell
but
opera
in
general
is
really
formulaic
just
let
me
show
you
how
it
works
so
in
traditional
western
european
opera
you
know
the
kind
of
thing
that
you
think
of
whenever
there's
someone
screaming
over
an
orchestra
on
stage
or
the
looney
tunes
i
guess
you
can
break
all
the
vocal
music
into
two
categories
recitative
or
brexitative
depending
on
who
you're
talking
to
and
arya
recitative
is
when
people
sing
the
plot
to
you
the
story
moves
along
when
someone's
singing
a
recitative
arya
on
the
other
hand
is
when
everything
stops
and
someone
stands
on
stage
and
screams
their
feelings
to
the
back
wall
literally
the
whole
show
comes
to
a
stop
and
one
of
the
characters
has
a
therapy
session
on
stage
in
musical
form
these
european
operas
are
on
the
whole
basically
rotating
between
recitative
and
arya
recitative
moves
the
plot
along
and
then
the
plot
stops
for
an
arya
where
a
character
reflects
on
what's
going
on
that's
it
that's
opera
typically
in
a
concert
setting
when
someone's
performing
a
single
piece
from
an
opera
it
tends
to
be
arya
not
always
but
more
often
than
not
arias
are
kind
of
written
for
vocalists
to
flex
it's
supposed
to
be
where
the
characters
are
at
the
most
emotionally
intense
maybe
they're
angry
or
they're
just
so
in
love
that
they
can't
hold
on
to
it
anymore
sometimes
it's
literally
just
to
introduce
themselves
you
get
the
idea
so
you
know
nessundorma
you
know
nes
and
dorma
that's
an
arya
from
puccini's
turned
out
it's
about
this
guy
calif
who
falls
in
love
the
princess
after
seeing
her
once
because
of
course
he
does
but
in
order
to
marry
her
he
has
to
answer
three
riddles
if
he
gets
any
of
them
wrong
he
gets
beheaded
this
whole
piece
is
damn
she's
thick
i'm
totally
gonna
win
jeopardy
tomorrow
literally
the
lyrics
here
are
vanish
oh
night
fade
you
stars
fade
you
stars
at
dawn
i
will
win
i
will
win
i
will
win
now
recitative
on
the
other
hand
i'm
not
gonna
lie
it's
super
boring
i'm
convinced
that
recitative
is
why
people
don't
listen
to
opera
anymore
recitative
is
performed
in
a
half-sung
half-spoken
style
you
normally
hear
people
saying
that
it's
sung
but
in
a
more
spoken
word
style
just
to
be
as
confusing
as
possible
and
that's
on
a
spectrum
so
some
recitative
are
more
song-like
which
we
call
recitivo
compagnado
or
accompanied
restitutive
and
other
recitative
is
much
more
like
spoken
word
which
we
call
recitativo
secco
or
dry
recitative
and
you'll
notice
that
the
music
is
written
to
facilitate
that
kind
of
performance
in
a
secco
recitative
they'll
have
a
few
chords
here
and
there
but
they'll
really
leave
a
lot
of
open
space
for
the
vocalist
to
express
the
line
how
they
want
to
without
having
to
follow
the
orchestra
on
the
other
hand
in
a
companado
or
accompanied
recitative
it's
gonna
feel
a
lot
more
like
what
you
expect
from
you
know
a
piece
of
music
or
like
a
song
if
you
watch
my
video
on
cats
and
les
mis
this
is
basically
how
and
why
everything
went
wrong
jackman
talks
about
les
mis
being
mostly
recitative
which
i
guess
is
true
there's
a lot
of
boring
speak
singing
in
les
mis
can
it
be
only
a
day
since
we
met
and
the
world
was
reborn
if
i
should
fall
in
the
battle
to
come
let
this
be
my
goodbye
but
he
thinks
that
that
means
that
he
can
perform
at
secco
when
at
best
it's
written
accompaniano
he
along
with
the
rest
of
the
cast
tried
to
take
more
liberty
with
their
performances
when
the
instrumental
accompaniment
didn't
allow
for
it
and
it
all
backfired
horribly
and
really
that's
it
that's
opera
assuming
that
you
only
speak
english
the
only
barrier
for
entry
now
is
that
most
operas
aren't
in
english
at
least
the
good
ones
aren't
now
in
the
late
1800s
with
people
like
wagner
writing
these
opera
cycles
that
lasted
14
some
odd
hours
some
people
were
like
hey
what
if
we
like
don't
want
to
spend
all
day
in
the
theater
to
listen
to
an
opera
what
if
like
opera
wasn't
like
math
homework
or
something
what
if
instead
of
12
hours
maybe
it
was
only
two
what
if
we
cracked
a
few
jokes
here
and
there
maybe
add
a
dance
number
or
two
throw
it away
t-shirt
contest
just
to
make
it
exciting
you
know
fun
for
the
whole
family
this
was
the
birth
of
something
called
operetta
or
light
opera
or
opera
buffa
or
comic
opera
depending
on
where
you
are
and
how
badly
you
want
to
upset
whoever
you're
talking
to
just
a
disclaimer
all
of
these
are
technically
different
and
mean
different
things
and
have
appeared
at
different
points
in
history
but
i
just
don't
have
time
to
go
over
all
of
it
right
now
this
is
supposed
to
be a
video
about
mulan
and
i'm
ranting
about
opera
and
i'm
serious
about
the
white
t-shirt
contest
a
few
of the
things
that
they
added
to
operetta
was
burlesque
and
cabaret
they
really
knew
how
to
put
on
a
show
now
not
everyone
liked
operetta
one
of
my
favorite
quotes
about
operetta
goes
like
this
it
is
a
form
for
certain
dramatic
oceans
those
miniature
compositions
full
of
of
which
one
finds
only
cold
songs
and
couplets
from
vaudeville
if
you
haven't
figured
out
who
said
that
that
was
mozart
opera
snobs
have
been
around
for
hundreds
of
years
you
can
look
at
operetta
like
diet
opera
all
the
fun
but
a
fraction
of
the
calories
but
one
of
the
ways
that
they
turned
opera
into
operetta
was
they
took
all
the
rest
to
teave
and
converted
it
into
dialogue
and
then
they
left
the
aryas
as
they
were
if
it
moved
the
plot
along
they
turned
it
into
dialogue
only
to
stop
and
sing
when
the
emotions
built
up
too
much
and
we
needed
someone
to
tell
us
how
in
love
they
were
or
how
much
they
were
going
to
kill
someone
instead
of
recitative
and
arya
now
it
was
dialogue
and
arya
and
over
the
years
with
some
more
elements
of
vaudeville
added
in
way
more
dancing
and
a
greater
emphasis
on
acting
we
saw
the
genesis
of
musical
theater
as
we
know
it
today
the
pirates
of
penzance
for
example
written
by
gilbert
and
sullivan
in
the
1880s
is
the
show
where
we
get
the
modern
major
general
i
am
the
very
model
of
a
modern
major
general
life
information
vegetable
animal
and
mineral
they
know
the
kings
of
england
and
they
quote
the
fights
historical
from
marathon
to
waterloo
not
a
categorical
it's
technically
a
comic
opera
which
is
what
the
english
colon
apparetta
but
it
was
modernized
in
1981
and
won
the
tony
for
best
revival
this
is
more
or
less
how
contemporary
musical
theater
came
to
be
so
when
you
look
at
the
musical
numbers
of
a
western
stage
musical
you're
looking
at
something
that
is
the
direct
descendant
of
the
arya
from
european
opera
it's
a
moment
where
a
character
is
reflecting
on
what's
going
on
around
them
like
trying
to
defy
gravity
or
dreaming
a
dream
or
not
being
a
loser
it's
where
the
character
transforms
their
emotions
into
musical
form
and
conveys
them
to
the
audience
in
some
cases
it's
just
them
identifying
themselves
and
what
they
want
and
who
they
are
other
times
it'll
be
them
conveying
how
a
situation
has
affected
them
so
now
that
i've
bored
you
to
death
with
opera
let's
do
a
thought
experiment
if
we
were
gonna
take
a
film
and
make
it
a
musical
where
would
you
add
the
musical
numbers
and
why
well
if
the
musical
numbers
in
musicals
function
similarly
to
arya's
in
opera
then
you
want
to
break
into
song
whenever
a
character
is
reflecting
on
a
particularly
emotional
moment
and
well
we
have
a
really
great
demonstration
of
that
right
here
in
the
producers
see
the
2001
stage
production
of
the
producers
was
a
musical
adaptation
of
the
1967
film
of
the
same
name
that
wasn't
a
musical
and
thankfully
in
2005
they
made
a
film
of
the
musical
of
the
film
that
is
more
or
less
a
shot-for-shot
remake
of
the
stage
production
for
better
or
for
worse
so
you
can
go
through
and
compare
these
two
and
really
see
where
why
and
how
adding
musical
numbers
to
a
non-musical
film
works
if
you
pay
attention
this
awkward
film
actually
perfectly
demonstrates
how
every
single
number
in
this
show
is
about
defining
how
a
character
feels
toward
the
beginning
of
the
original
film
there's
a
moment
where
max
is
taking
leo
on
a
lunch
date
to
the
park
and
trying
to
convince
leo
to
go
along
with
their
plan
of
ripping
off
old
ladies
in
the
musical
they
split
this
moment
into
two
numbers
we
can
do
it
and
i
want
to
be
a
producer
this
scene
serves
to
demonstrate
what
both
these
characters
want
max
wants
to
go
ahead
with
the
plan
he
thinks
that
they
can
pull
it
off
and
right
here
during
this
fountain
scene
leo
has
this
epiphany
that
his
life
has
been
terrible
and
he
wants
to
change
it
i
want
everything
i've
ever
seen
in
the
movies
and
in
the
stage
show
both
characters
get
musical
numbers
to
give
them
time
to
define
and
explain
exactly
how
they
feel
about
the
situation
we
can
make
our
dreams
come
true
cause
it's
everything
i'm
not
this
is
a
perfect
utilization
of
the
medium
and
the
rest
of
the
show
follows
suit
as
we're
introduced
to
characters
they
define
themselves
through
song
and
while
you
might
be
thinking
what
the
hell
does
guten
tag
hop
clop
have
to
do
with
telling
us
about
what
liebkin
wants
well
it
actually
does
a
really
good
job
think
about
it
he's
an
idiot
liebkin
is
a
mindless
drone
he's
stuck
in
that
zealous
nazi
mindset
he
doesn't
think
for
himself
at
all
the
only
thing
going
through
his
head
is
fascist
propaganda
there's
really
nothing
else
we
need
to
know
about
him
because
there's
nothing
else
he
really
thinks
about
we
get
a
similarly
one-dimensional
albeit
poorly
aged
and
homophobic
sentiment
when
it
comes
to
roger
debris
and
keep
it
gay
we
know
exactly
what
he
thinks
musicals
should
be
and
he
tells
us
what
he
wants
a
show
that'll
get
him
a
tony
tony
tony
tony
i
see
german
soldiers
through
france
and
oola
gets
her
own
number
demonstrating
what
she
thinks
you're
supposed
to
do
when
you've
got
it
even
the
old
lady
investors
get
their
own
number
explaining
how
they
feel
about
max
every
character
in
this
show
gets
a
moment
to
sit
down
and
scream
to
the
audience
how
they
feel
why
they
feel
that
way
and
what
they
want
from
their
own
unique
perspective
this
lays
out
a
foundation
for
characters
to
change
as
things
happen
to
and
around
them
in
the
show
what
was
a
throwaway
gag
in
the
original
film
about
max
purposefully
doing
a
terrible
job
at
bribing
a
critic
becomes
a
number
that
simultaneously
demonstrates
leo's
naivety
around
the
theater
and
max's
hellbent
determination
to
have
this
show
fail
paralleling
the
opening
two
numbers
we
can
do
it
and
i
want
to
be
a
producer
but
this
time
with
max
and
leo
working
together
and
this
is
where
the
emotional
crux
of
the
show
really
nails
the
landing
at
the
end
of
the
film
leo
makes
this
heartfelt
speech
about
max
changing
his
life
for
the
better
they
still
end
up
in
prison
but
leo
makes
his
feelings
heard
this
man
this
is
a
wonderful
man
he
made
me
what
i
am
today
this
is
exactly
the
kind
of
scene
that
makes
for
a
great
musical
number
but
not
only
that
this
is
where
we
finally
hear
these
two
characters
singing
in
harmony
when
they
aren't
singing
about
hitler
every
number
either
defines
a
character
and
how
they
feel
or
demonstrates
how
the
circumstances
have
changed
and
gives
that
character
an
opportunity
to
redefine
themselves
these
songs
are
the
heart
of
the
show
music
for
me
anyway
is
information
it's
a
way
to
get
character
and
plot
information
across
so
you
want
music
to
be
information
you
want
it
to
develop
story
or
character
in
some
way
so
the
song
will
carry
its
own
weight
and
justify
its
existence
in
the
film
if
you
don't
know
who
that
is
then
hi
i'm
sideways
and
i'm
going
to
make
this
joke
every
time
i
bring
him
up
until
every
single
human
being
on
earth
knows
his
name
this
is
howard
ashman
the
genius
behind
the
little
mermaid
and
beauty
and
the
beast
and
the
guy
who
brought
disney
out
of
the
grave
in
the
early
90s
he
knew
that
what
you
want
to
do
is
take
the
most
emotionally
significant
moments
of
your
show
the
times
in
your
characters
just
figuring
out
how
they
feel
about
something
and
convert
them
into
song
and
have
the
characters
sing
it
at
the
audience
and
this
is
why
i
never
shut
up
about
these
movies
ashman
knew
he
had
to
keep
them
simple
and
that's
what
these
films
are
perfectly
simple
these
films
are
a
perfect
demonstration
of
getting
as
much
information
in
as
few
musical
numbers
as
possible
while
still
holding
up
a
film
with
a
90-minute
run
time
the
beauty
is
in
their
simplicity
they
open
with
a
number
that
sets
the
audience's
expectations
and
establishes
their
suspension
of
disbelief
okay
this
is
a
world
where
people
sing
cool
then
you
need
a
main
character
to
connect
to
the
audience
and
tell
them
what
they
want
then
you
want
to
do
the
same
thing
for
the
villain
and
the
sidekick
characters
you
want
to
know
how
they
feel
about
all
this
too
then
you
need
a
love
song
and
that's
it
and
if
you
want
more
about
this
kind
of
thing
then
go
check
out
my
video
on
a
goofy
movie
just
take
those
tent
poles
that
are
the
emotional
focus
of
the
story
turn
them
into
song
and
have
the
dialogue
connect
everything
together
and
you're
done
that's
it
you've
gotta
show
maybe
you
throw
in
something
for
a
secondary
villain
something
about
a
village
mob
or
french
guy
murdering
a
crab
but
for
the
most
part
your
job
is
done
they
are
the
concentrated
essence
of
this
style
of
musical
storytelling
if
musical
theater
was
a
soup
that
you
left
simmering
in
a
pot
overnight
these
films
are
what
you'd
wake
up
to
in
the
morning
they
are
the
essential
oils
of
musicals
if
you
will
and
that's
why
i
like
them
so
much
and
i
think
that's
why
disney
has
struggled
so
much
in
trying
to
adapt
them
this
whole
live
action
disney
remake
fad
started
in
2010
when
tim
burton's
adaptation
of
alice
in
wonderland
accidentally
almost
made
a
billion
dollars
four
years
later
in
2014
and
every
year
after
that
we've
gotten
a
live
action
remake
of
a
disney
film
maleficent
cinderella
the
jungle
book
christopher
robin
dumbo
and
while
they
changed
a
lot
of
the
music
or
just
cut
the
music
out
right
it
always
seemed
like
they
couldn't
quite
get
rid
of
all
of
it
it
was
too
integral
to
the
identity
of
these
films
pink
elephants
on
parade
doesn't
do
anything
neither
does
colonel
hothy's
march
if
you
cut
out
colonel
hothy
which
you
can
do
and
still
have
the
movie
make
sense
there
are
numbers
and
by
extension
characters
that
you
can
just
cut
out
and
not
change
the
story
at
all
but
at
the
same
time
there
are
some
characters
that
are
inextricably
linked
to
their
musical
numbers
and
are
crucial
to
the
story
blue
is
so
enthusiastically
carefree
that
he
has
to
sing
about
it
it's
just
like
hakuna
matata
he
is
aggressively
laid
back
it's
also
the
entire
focus
of
baby
mind
dumbo
and
his
mom
are
the
backbone
of
the
story
but
in
2017
when
they
got
to
beauty
and
the
beast
all
of
a
sudden
you
have
a
problem
with
the
intense
focus
on
integrating
the
music
and
the
storytelling
you
couldn't
really
remake
the
renaissance
films
especially
ashman's
without
including
all
the
music
these
numbers
are
the
soul
of
how
these
films
work
so
you
have
these
live-action
disney
remakes
of
the
renaissance
films
the
songs
are
stitched
into
the
fabric
of
the
story
you
can
listen
to
the
songs
and
get
the
story
but
you
can't
have
the
story
without
these
songs
howard
said
if
you
can
take
a
song
and
you
can
remove
it
from
the
script
and
the
script
still
makes
sense
you
haven't
done
your
job
properly
in
the
producers
when
max
is
in
prison
he
sings
a
song
called
betrayed
by
golly
gee
whiz
i
wonder
what
he's
trying
to
convey
to
the
audience
but
in
that
number
he's
summarizing
what's
happened
throughout
the
show
but
instead
of
just
singing
what's
happened
he's
able
to
go
through
a
medley
of
all
the
musical
numbers
and
get
the
same
idea
across
step
two
hire
the
director
because
the
musical
numbers
and
the
core
of
the
narrative
are
one
and
the
same
and
that
is
the
problem
with
the
remake
of
mulan
the
problem
with
the
remake
of
mulan
is
that
they
cut
all
of
the
music
but
they
did
not
replace
it
if
you
want
to
make
a
stage
musical
out
of
a
non-musical
film
then
you
have
to
take
the
most
emotionally
intense
scenes
and
convert
them
into
songs
so
it
stands
to
reason
that
if
you
want
to
take
a
musical
and
convert
it
into
a
non-musical
film
then
you
need
to
take
those
same
musical
numbers
and
turn
them
into
emotionally
intense
scenes
which
is
not
what
we
get
in
mulan
it's
all
the
dialogue
of
a
musical
but
without
the
musical
numbers
it's
all
the
connective
tissue
but
no
vital
organs
it's
lucky
charms
with
no
marshmallows
the
whole
movie
is
go
to
the
place
do
the
thing
go
to
the
place
do
the
thing
go
to
the
place
do
the
thing
there's
rarely
a
moment
where
the
plot
stops
and
the
audience
is
given
the
chance
to
learn
about
these
characters
and
that's
the
biggest
complaint
people
have
had
about
this
film
it
feels
soulless
and
hollow
and
that's
why
but
really
the
problem
is
the
supporting
characters
the
charm
the
charisma
of
the
general
interactions
with
the
characters
one
of
the
biggest
problems
with
this
film
is
that
it
seems
to
omit
certain
things
that
are
integral
to
the
story
or
at
least
to
the
characters
and
their
journey
through
the
story
because
lee
shang
and
mushu
and
the
cricket
and
the
grandmother
and
mulan's
three
friends
all
had
personality
something
this
movie
has
absolutely
of
not
a
single
character
in
this
movie
is
memorable
not
even
the
titular
character
we
never
get
a
moment
to
learn
about
mulan's
want
really
think
about
it
how
does
this
mulan
feel
about
having
to
hide
her
chi
how
does
she
feel
about
all
this
matchmaker
stuff
we
don't
know
she
never
tells
us
and
she
never
has
a
conversation
with
anyone
about
it
we
just
get
this
awkward
shot
holding
on
her
face
where
she
looks
mildly
constipated
in
the
original
we
learn
about
mulan's
watts
through
one
of
the
most
awkwardly
written
lyrics
ever
help
me
not
to
make
a
fool
of
me
mulan
wants
to
be
good
at
doing
the
whole
traditional
wife
thing
which
is
why
she's
willing
to
cheat
by
writing
notes
on
her
arm
but
she
just
isn't
good
at
it
it
isn't
who
she
is
i
mean
she
doesn't
explicitly
want
to
be
a
wife
she
wants
to
bring
honor
to
her
family
but
the
only
way
she
can
do
that
is
by
being
matched
by
the
matchmaker
but
she
sucks
at
it
and
even
when
she's
trying
to
be
someone
she's
not
even
if
it
did
honor
her
family
she
feels
like
she's
lying
to
herself
so
all
she
really
wants
is
a
way
for
her
to
be
herself
but
also
bring
honor
to
her
family
and
be
valued
by
her
community
and
i
know
all
that
because
she
sang
it
to
me
i
would
break
my
family's
heart
something
that's
always
bothered
me
about
the
original
is
how
people
characterize
shangyu
as
the
villain
of
the
film
he's
not
he's
a
plot
contrivance
that
moves
the
story
along
he's
a
ticking
time
bomb
to
keep
things
moving
the
real
conflict
here
is
mulan
being
able
to
succeed
without
having
to
compromise
herself
she
can't
keep
lying
to
herself
when
is
she
going
to
be
able
to
be
herself
but
also
succeed
in
the
world
the
real
villain
here
is
let's
get
down
to
business
okay
chill
it
isn't
lee
shang
the
villain
is
the
expectations
being
placed
on
mulan
you
can't
make
a
man
out
of
mulan
because
she's
not
a
man
she's
gonna
have
to
figure
out
solutions
to
what
are
perceived
to
be
manly
problems
in
a
non-manly
way
that's
what
makes
the
arrow
challenge
so
satisfying
she's
figuring
out
how
to
be
successful
in
the
world
in
her
own
way
without
compromising
herself
this
is
why
this
story
works
so
well
it's
why
they
have
to
bring
the
music
back
when
her
friends
all
dress
like
concubines
and
utilize
her
way
of
climbing
poles
to
rescue
the
emperor
right
here
i'll
make
a
man
out
of
you
isn't
about
literally
making
a
man
out
of
you
anymore
it's
about
making
you
the
best
you
that
you
can
be
you
can't
just
say
a
few
lines
from
the
song
and
expect
it
to
have
the
same
emotional
impact
that's
like
watching
90
day
fiance
and
expecting
everything
to
go
smoothly
that's
not
the
point
of
the
show
okay
look
pay
attention
this
song
isn't
just
about
three
lonely
dudes
stalking
around
on
twitch
at
2am
the
number
opens
with
them
talking
about
how
much
they
don't
want
to
be
there
in
a
thundering
hurt
we
feel
a
lot
like
cattle
they
start
fantasizing
about
girlfriends
as
some
kind
of
disassociative
coping
mechanism
to
get
away
from
the
torture
of
having
to
march
for
miles
and
miles
every
day
in
a
way
this
number
shows
how
they're
also
subjected
to
cultural
expectations
while
also
gracefully
demonstrating
that
even
though
they're
being
forced
to
be
in
the
military
against
their
will
and
that
sucks
it
doesn't
mean
that
they're
exempt
from
any
criticism
who
always
speaks
her
mind
you
can't
just
say
lines
from
the
song
and
think
that
that
does
anything
i
don't
care
if
they
have
titties
in
a
tube
and
i
don't
care
what
you're
looking
for
in
a
girlfriend
because
the
writers
forgot
to
give
each
and
every
one
of
you
a
personality
but
the
real
death
blow
here
is
that
on
top
of
cutting
the
songs
without
even
attempting
to
replace
them
with
anything
that's
even
remotely
as
narratively
meaningful
they
included
references
to
the
numbers
in
the
score
now
that's
a
huge
problem
so
um
speaking
of
someone
who
uh
recently
turned
30
the
disney
renaissance
films
have
had
a
profound
effect
on
my
generation
i'm
driven
by
finding
that
mcnugget
sauce
i
want
that
mulan
mcnugget
sauce
morty
and
the
disney
company
knows
that
they
are
very
clearly
marketing
these
films
to
adults
who
have
children
who
saw
these
films
when
they
were
kids
and
now
want
to
take
their
own
kids
to
see
the
new
updated
versions
so
what's
weird
is
that
you're
referencing
music
that
you
cut
to
an
audience
and
a
demographic
that
knows
all
of
the
words
to
all
of
the
songs
so
by
cutting
all
the
songs
but
then
including
that
music
in
the
score
not
only
are
they
directly
referencing
a
better
film
they're
also
reminding
us
of
how
empty
this
one
feels
they're
specifically
directing
our
attention
to
the
gaping
holes
in
the
emotional
fabric
of
the
film
we
here
bring
honor
to
us
all
but
it
does
nothing
to
tell
us
about
what
this
mulan
actually
wants
or
is
trying
to
do
and
we
hear
reflection
over
and
over
and
over
again
they
basically
play
it
like
mulan's
gonna
be
a
part
of
the
avengers
and
this
is
her
theme
but
it
means
nothing
because
it
only
serves
to
remind
us
how
little
we
actually
know
about
what
this
mulan
really
wants
it's
astonishing
to
see
how
a
film
with
a
budget
twice
the
size
of
cats
somehow
ended
up
the
way
that
it
did
like
i'm
not
one
to
show
for
companies
but
i'm
just
really
floored
that
the
same
company
somehow
made
both
of
these
movies
even
if
he
wasn't
alive
to
work
on
the
original
it's
crazy
to
think
about
how
much
of
a
lasting
impact
ashman's
legacy
left
on
the
company
and
at
the
same
time
how
much
disney
just
has
absolutely
no
idea
what
they're
doing
anymore
alright
that's
it
this
honor
dishonor
on
your
whole
family
make
a
note
of
this
dishonor
on
you
design
on
your
cow
thanks
for
watching
i
like
to
thank
my
patrons
for
making
these
videos
possible
with
an
extra
special
thank
you
to
alec
kulikowski
alex
klinkert
always
posh
andy
muse
andreas
chenier
artemy
hey
artemy
r2dan2
ariela
jiglam
charlie
holly
christian
daniel
johnson
darren
almgren
don
marie
kieran
docos
dr
eyebrows
edith
with
the
manhands
ella
raira
elise
and
thomas
constantine
for
the
horde
frean
google
it
gregory
holdenness
hayden
janjo
huyen
tu
dao
i
don't
trust
anyone
who
isn't
honest
about
their
addiction
to
ice
cream
i
want
you
to
tell
me
if
my
fear
is
justified
that
no
one
will
pay
attention
to
me if
i'm
honest
about
my
addiction
to
ice
cream
i
worry
that
when
i
started
the
ice
cream
eaters
emotional
support
group
i
would
really
just
needed
support
for
wanting
to
eat
it
was
too
long
before
but
ice
cream
dude
is
valid
jason
kim
jeff
bridges
but
you
can
call
me
the
dude
joe
engel
john
egbert
joseph
spiros
josh
bakte
justice
for
the
diaz
erie
and
andrew
lambert
justin
harley
justin
sargent
karen
rosenau
knight
of
chaos
looney
majors
ladwina
elizabeth
the
fourth
the
lanyard
gang
quentin
goo
michael
hubbard
mike
wisnick
mr
kamesama
myron
john
tatarin
nicole
nicholas
cohen
nora
konico
praylock
rasputin
russia's
greatest
heat
machine
rachel
augsburger
rafael
martinez
arkell
monterosa
ravenhorn
rich
marzullo
rick
osborne
rose
is
a
secret
sociopath
and
i'm
oddly
okay
with
that
ryan
vick
snaps
guys
tell
sideways
to
stream
more
sideways
tastic
mr
ben
stupid
dog
tabitha
aquaford
take
that
rewind
it
back
cider's
music
theory
make
your
brain
cells
go
clap
tara
femira
power
hour
vox
wisdom
minari
you
are
loved
you
are
valid
you
deserve
to
live
you
are
not
the
exception
you
shall
call
me
the
pumpkin
queen
and
a
new
symbol
that
uh
google
translate
cannot
tell
me
how
to
pronounce
i'm
very
sorry
please
tell
me
how
to
pronounce
your
name
and
baconlisk
fenwise
and
tom
gable
larson
and
justin
sargent
i'd
also
like
to
thank
everybody
who
requested
they
talk
about
mulan
this
was
actually
a lot
of
fun
i
finally
got
to
talk
about
opera
so
that's
nice
uh
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it
sounds
like
grace
and
williams
actually
did
put
a
little
light
motif
for
mulan
in
this
film
and
protect
the
emperor
but
it
just
got
so
buried
in
all
the
other
problems
that
i
really
didn't
know
what
to
say
about
it
i
just
wanted
to
bring
it
up
and
calm
all
the
angry
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disable the illuminated logo right here above the keyboard because according to a soos it's possible to see a three degree increase in temperatures while it's on and when push comes to shove it turns out that we are not actually willing to give up real performance for RGB lighting and we don't have to in the 3d mark portroyal test our GX 701 s graphics core managed 1600 megahertz for the duration of the test time which is shockingly close to desktop performance and side note absolutely smashes the msi gs70 5 translates into real-world performance that just run circles around last end laptops enabling high refresh rate gaming and triple-a titles that previously would have run closer to 60 FPS than they would to 144 now we haven't got any other max-q laptops in yet so we don't know if others on the market will be equally fast but we do know that they won't be faster for that you would need something truly massive like the ROG mothership or the Alienware area 51 M and there's more good 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