[Music] [Music] Oh late gods I'm late I'm sorry I'm late I didn't get this edit get a part-time job at some crappy pizza place called like freaky fake bears or something I don't know what to call it kids like it but I don't some minimum-wage job YouTube's not paying like you want to use to sacrifice the diva sacrifice the demon shut up [Applause] oh my god welcome back to another chef tronic Halloween special I'm very excited for today's video because this year is our fourth year doing the show Roma and her five-year anniversary very excited we're going to be taking a look at the Nickelodeon thing maker what we're literally doing today is making things it even says right here you won't believe the things you can make with the thing maker are you excited to make some things they have a couple different versions of the thing maker this is the chilla Tron lab you freeze them to life with ice but before we get into this this isn't the only thing we're showing off in today's video oh no taking a look at this it's Vulcan it's a fake pumpkin that you can actually carve this is like some weird trend going around now it's a little weird we're gonna review this we're gonna try it out I'm gonna get some pumpkin carving tools before we get to the thing maker we're gonna carve a pumpkin we're gonna we're gonna carve frick into the pumpkin and what's neat about this is since it something that you know doesn't rot um I don't even know how easy this is to smash maybe it's smash proof I'm not sure but this is something that once we carve it we get to keep forever this is not something that's gonna rot or get nasty so that's I guess one of the plus or pros of using these like fake pumpkins they're supposed to be like mess free let's cut the tag off our pumpkin that's the thing I thought I would never say that sounds weird I suppose I could have just wrote on hear the word freak but it probably would have been kind of sloppy we want this to look good we want this to look good this is a pumpkin that's gonna last forever and then we'll do like a connect-the-dots type thing very satisfying for you serial killers out there kind of actually feels like a real pumpkin oddly enough it's much lighter than a real pumpkin but it's definitely got like the firmness outer shell of a real pumpkin but it's lighter than a real pumpkin okay we've got our stencil outlined in pencil oh just like butter talking close into the microphone now can I get some EPS in the chat Oh it's just like really compressed phone kind of smells weird I don't know if this is like super safe I would not put probably like a real candle in here okay now it's time to put our disco rave light in it's got three modes it's got like a candle mode just a white light and then a rainbow mode but that is not very bright [Music] this light freakin sucks my nuts I'm just gonna use my actual phone now this just became a very expensive pumpkin all you need is an iPhone and now you can have a proper pumpkin guys if you want to buy this pumpkin it's only two cents of the chiptronic Fricker treat store that's a wwwwww chiptronic means spooky nickelodeon thing maker but before we take a look at this it's time for a word from today's sponsor we got a real sponsor a real one on chef tronic rake on I don't know what's more unbelievable the fact that someone had the balls to sponsor a chef trotting episode with the fact that these ear buds sound as good as they do and half the price of other premium headphones now listen to me I think it's no secret for a lot of people that most ear buds on the market are extremely overly priced it's no secret like they just cost way too much but that's where Ray Khan is changing the game I've been using them myself to edit the last two or three Chet rock videos and I can go and do whatever I want while editing I can get up from my desk I can walk to the other side of the room go to the restroom I can do whatever it is I want without having to take out my ear buds 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the chilly willies look out dad this kid made his dad and his entire furniture tip over and then frighten your friends today at your neighborhood tomorrow the world and this person is uh I guess scaring their neighbor with this very realistic-looking spider get these two kids playing with the toy set this kid is having so much fun he's unable to speak because there's a price tag on his mouth actually one really weird thing about this there's a chameleon price tags on here price stickers let's play it let's play a game called count the price stickers are you ready 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 8 price tags some of these are just generic looking there's one from house where Toys Toys R Us this particular toy that I'm holding this box itself has been either to one place and stamped many times or many places this has been around and somehow at the end of its life it ended up in a chef's tronic Halloween special anyway this is made by Mattel very similar I think to something like you know creepy crawlers or something this is the chilla Tron lab and you've got your different molds got what looks to be like a spider some worms in like a scorpion and a lizard and like a bat mmm maybe we should do the bat one it's a temperature meter what how the heck does this read the temperature isn't there's enough is plastic what you get your psychedelic looking cup very neon looking thing maker monster mix and you've got a bunch of these packs all monster mix and you've got thing maker dues guys remember to like Nickelodeon gap well this was like sort of like that I guess they were able to make this and put these in packets okay this is what you got to do you actually don't put this into refrigerator it is its own chilla Tron lab so you ice it you put like ice cubes in it and you would like to freeze it in its own little pan [Music] okay now we want to fill this cup up for our actual mixture this is weird I don't totally understand this you're supposed to fill it up with hot water this is like weirdly some pregnancy test type technology this is weird [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay I'm gonna be honest I don't know how long this really takes Oh 12 to 20 minutes so we'll be right back [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay it's been 12 to 20 minutes it's time to take a look at our things look at that perfect it's like a real lizard yeah look at that that's gonna conclude another cooking with Chef tronic Halloween special thanks for tuning in my friends I will see you in the next one happy wrecker training that's a ramp now it's pretty good it's a pretty good one all right [Music]


ladies and general welcome back to the workshop it is fantastic to have you here as ever because on today's episode we're going to be taking a $7 Harbor Freight hammer and making it perform like a beautiful forged 200 dollar hammer before jump in looks like today's sponsor which is rain shadow legends for making all of this possible brave is dark fantasy RPG games that reminds me a lot of those old-school role player games back in the day by Final Fantasy which is fantastic you've been hearing about rain shadow legends all over the Internet I'm sure but have you actually played it because now is the time to try here we go look at these beasts okay it's a dismantle there we go thrill of the hunt are we he's down Oh get him no no they're attacking me No yeah there we go he's down I think that guy's pretty strong he's not going to go down there we go and we're through you can get whatever you want from the game whether it is that you want to socialize and fight alongside teammates or 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Mobile the links are in the description we're very grateful for raid sponsoring this let's jump in and turn a $7 hammer into underperformance like a two hundred dollar one okie dokie so here's what we have hammer wise from Harbor Freight and costing a whopping $7 right here is a Pittsburgh three pound sledge hammer with a 16 inch hardwood handle we also have a Pittsburgh three pound cross peen hammer next to some forged blacksmithing hammers let's have a closer look [Music] all righty let me tell you some of the problems I see with the $7.00 hammer start off with the handle was loose off the shelf as it came from the store I had a loose handle and when you're forging you don't want the head of the hammer to be rattling around and it can also end up being a little bit of a safety hazard because if the head flies off it could hit you or somebody or put a hole in the wall or a window no fun the wobbly handle here is caused because the fit between the handle and the eye the hole of the hammer is really imprecise so much so that they've actually jammed some epoxy it looks like in there but it wasn't an epoxy strong enough to actually hold it to the head which is a shame so it wobbles around no good the biggest gripe however is how the faces come the faces come very flat with just one chamfer around it meaning butt though is chamfered here it has a very sharp transition between the flat and that chamfer so if you go to forge with it it'll be putting a few extra hammer marks in your work there's gonna be a lot more difficult to get out it also has two identical faces obviously that's normal for this style of hammer but I am quite partial to the rounding hammer with one rounding face and one flat face with much wider radii on the edges so that you are able to have a much better degree of control over the steel and mitigate the risk of nuisance hammer locks but with all that said a hammer is just a lump of metal on a stick and even with the seven dollar hammer from Harbor Freight you can still make stuff because it's a whole lot more about knowing how to make it than it is but fools used so let's make something [Music] [Applause] [Music] in a quick and dirty two heats we're still able to make something the hammer moves steel it forges the loose head threw me off a little bit but I was able to forge a decent taper do a quick isolation or without a problem the only downside was is that I tried to forge out the leaf itself those edges of the hammer really came to bite me and that's those rather unsightly marks that you're seeing so we're gonna tackle some of these issues first things first we're gonna fix that handle fit see if we need to make a new handle see if we can fix what we've already got and then we're gonna tackle the faces first things first I'm gonna cut off this little rag right here where the sharp head is peeling up the wood the gap in the handle is so bad I can fit this with knife blade all the way down it I don't know if we're gonna be able to fix it that's what you get for $7.00 to see if we can fix it I'm gonna drive the handle further into the head and that is the downside to this shape of a hammer handle as you drive it down that swell on the handle all of a sudden becomes so thick that instead of compressing into the head it just broke off on the sharp edges of the hammer home the good news is the handle is now tight we push it out about 3/8 to 1/4 of an inch you see how much gap there is in there that's really not good that's such a shame but we now need to do is find a way of wedging out the material enough that it fills the top of the eye a little bit of a dilemma here they fitted it with both a wood wedge and my least favorite of wedges the round wedge what I like to do and how is that I make is fit them only with a wood wedge and make sure it's a really good fit that means that God forbid the handle does come loose in time it's a natural material and changes in humidity can make it happen and not having a steel wedge in means that when it does come loose you can drive the handle down and then install a steel wedge in that new climate so gives you that little extra opportunity to do it well now there's a steel wedge and all we can really do to try this let's try driving the steel wedge in further and I don't know if it's gonna work because a round wedge doesn't really do a perfect job of spreading out the material the same way that first wood wedge does this is why I don't like these wedges they're impossible to drive any deeper than the wood this is not gonna work oh boy oh boy this was a useless way I will no longer turn up my nose of this hammer but I will strive to make it better the reason I'm doing this is I want to make this accessible to you guys I don't use all the fancy tools to get it done I wanted to try and do it a little more simply this time the best thing to do now would be to put an entire new handle in let's see if we can do it without doing that step I want to show this in the easiest way possible okay so as you saw I took that ridiculous round steel wedge out of there after driving the handle up through I then pulled the wood wedge out and I feel like if we had a wider wood wedge we could indeed open up the wood enough that we got a good fit maybe without even needing a steel wedge this is gonna involve a little bit of woodworking and now my dear viewers and wonderful commenters over the last many years I have received a whole lot of flack for not actually having woodworking equipment and at last the peer pressure has pushed me to the breaking limit and I wanna show you some new toys that I got look at this one contractor variety table saw so that we can actually rip wood without needing to use that ridiculous battery-powered saw as well as a thickness planer hugely exciting I've wasted so much time and I made myself have to do someone's rework and over processing by not having woodworking equipment now we will solve that we're still missing a woodworking bandsaw so I need to grab one of those at some point but for this project we don't actually need to use any of that equipment the Silvanus all that we have is all we need because I already have a piece of hickory I'm gonna make a wedge from this [Music] [Applause] [Music] here's what the wedge looks like a few things it is not wider than the eye itself otherwise that won't work it has a slight taper to it in this dimension because eyes of hammers have a taper to them around the end slightly to match up with the rounding of the eye I also gave the end a very thin chisel grind I also don't want to forget you see how we have a chamfer on the top of the wedge that's gonna save it from splitting we're gonna wood glue the wedge in do notice that the bottom of the handle is supported we're gonna use the wood wedge to split the handle apart as it drives down starting to get pretty firm we've actually cracked that wood wedge already not the end of the world flip it over and then I'll ham up from the bottom of the handle since that wedge is starting to really free apart I know I'm not gonna achieve anything by hammering it further it's definitely tightened up the fit of the eye a good deal we're gonna grind off the top [Music] something really weird with the way this happens made this is lip here see where that knife is hitting so it looks like there's a whole lot more space than there actually is because in this weird lip well filled up but there is that little lip in there at the top of the eye which is throwing me off so I'm gonna call the handle fit up ready if it does come loose I'll throw a steel wedge in next thing we want to deal with the actual handle itself because it's nasty it's got a varnish coating on it which is gonna give you blisters and it's also this oval profile I prefer handles that have a flat down the length of them I also want a better chamfer on the end here that's gonna help reducing splitting the handle if you do ever have to read rive it you can tackle this by locking the handle not the head in a vise and rasping on it to get rid of the varnish coating and cranking your flash you could also use one of these cheap belt Sanders or even use an angle grinder for speed I'll just use the belt grinder [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] we lack in the handle with a torch because I like the look of it also means it can look a little cleaner you don't notice the dirt as much taking some pine tar this is made as a byproduct of making charcoal from Pines but a beautiful smell to it and it's gonna help us protect the wood linseed oil would also work an absolute treat for this you really don't have to get too fancy the handle now feels really good it's a little slimmer up here than I'd like but I'm happy with that the idea is minimal effort minimal money making the hammer work like a more expensive one next step in the direction of that goal is for us to tackle the faces I'm gonna be doing it with an angle grinder because you can pick up an angle grinder for like 30 bucks and just like anything it's really a whole lot less about the tool than it is knowing what you're trying to achieve so you can see the grinds here flat across the top and then there's just one chamfer on the edges here we actually have a square with the corners broken off and I like this I like having this long flat and it has a much more gently sloping radius the first thing that I'm gonna do is I'm gonna flatten off the face and then I'm gonna take the angle grinder and I'm gonna start at a very shallow angle and I'm gonna go back and forth rounding my way around it to create a similar radius on the edges to this I'm gonna be using a 60 grit flap disc you can pick these up anywhere I'm fine licensing the pressure you can achieve a better surface finish but there are also finishing discs that you can use to get an even higher polish them either more interested in the geometry [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] we got it done with the angle grinder it's not as clean as it would be with a belt grinder but it gets the job done next step is the rounding face need to turn this a little more into that this isn't a ball Roy brown Brazil describes it is as a squashed ball you have a very large radius at the top of the ball and then a progressively smaller and smaller radius as you come around the sides of the faces this means you have progressively more and more and more psi that you can apply with the hammer to control how you move it and so the trick as I round this is to make sure that the top is a much flatter radius than the edges but it still has to be a very gentle transition between side of the hair and the faces itself [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's definitely not as fancy as one of these forged hammers it definitely doesn't have the fit and finish has longer proportions that I'd like it's a rough old job but it is gonna fall and we're gonna prove it [Music] it is so much nicer to Forge with those edges give you so much more control some much more consistent hammer below because you know what those edges are gonna do they're softer there's less unsightly hammer marks this is a hammer you could Forge anything with the difference in this hammer before and after is worlds apart so much more pleasant to use so much more control you can get a much more aesthetically pleasing and have a mark in it it's definitely not the best leave I've ever made but it's a lot better than the first one because the hammer wasn't wobbling on the handle it felts so much more comfortable to use and this I hope helps show it's not all about the type of tools that you have it's also about how you can modify those tools to work for you fundamentally it's just about getting stuck in and keeping it a go because getting the experience and the practice gonna be so much more than having the absolute best tools now after how simple this was this only took a few hours to get this sorted why would you get one of these well out of the box it comes ready to go it's beautiful beautiful things are nice to have that's why I like having Abbott's like this supposed to like this you don't need this to get the job done before the video ends I wanna let you know we're gonna be giving away a square circle rounding hammer and you can have a chance of winning it simply by dropping a comment down below with the blacksmithing or Bladesman in question that you want answered we might be able to help out with will be picking a winner at random thank you guys so much drop that comment down below see you soon


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[Music]
hello
ladies
and
gentlemen
here
ready
for
birthdays
string
part
2
also
welcome
back
to
day
25
for
the
marathon
oh
yeah
marathon
marathon
merch
racing
marathon
2020
my
shirt
I'm
sure
it's
finally
here
Shay
drama
I
broke
my
car
managed
vehicles
I
think
we're
gonna
get
back
into
our
McLaren
f1
for
a
bit
look
as
good
I
committed
to
the
second
day
of
birth
day
drinking
let's
go
I
tried
to
wheel
car
like
this
Gaddis
f1
definitely
looks
the
ready
to
race
all
the
riding
literal
the
wall
riding
haha
how
did
he
how
do
you
messed
it
up
so
hard
nice
that's
good
it
doesn't
get
the
clutch
there
we
can
clutch
better
here
ah
search
for
my
clutch
net
stop
oh
my
god
we're
gonna
make
this
car
look
toxic
thank
good
old
girl
Chrysler
the
Dodge
Selene
it's
my
Pontiac
Elise
what
about
this
guy
he's
just
saying
it's
thinning
around
there
why
do
I
have
the
right
of
about
the
Bowman
I
jumped
over
it
haha
I
actually
triggered
the
checkpoint
I
treated
the
checkpoint
although
jumped
over
it
hmm
come
on
cider
I
thought
you
were
on
my
side
Supra
returns
look
at
our
way
what
do
you
think
all
right
super
ice
let's
go
I
liked
curious
if
any
of
the
cars
that
my
opponents
are
using
our
better
than
mine
oh
come
on
really
wait
what
let's
take
off
flying
oh
yeah
I
didn't
even
tell
you
today
Fogg
[Applause]
that
happened
so
often
that
you
can
drift
into
a
corner
but
then
there's
a
gap
put
and
you're
gonna
slide
into
it
and
then
just
get
completely
[ __ ]
typical
Midnight
Club
stuff
also
we
are
lot
further
into
the
game
than
the
last
time
we
played
it
the
last
time
played
midnight
cup
three
we
cannot
played
three
any
percent
finish
the
game
there
was
it
no
okay
clutch
bastards
that's
why
we
have
our
loss
ready
you've
got
to
be
kidding
me
man
I
didn't
even
save
the
start
of
the
tournament
dude
super
erect
man
I
didn't
even
start
I
didn't
even
save
the
start
of
the
tournament
react
right
off
the
finish
line
and
then
everything
on
top
of
that
the
pain
I
was
so
close
to
being
amazing
man
that
was
so
close
to
being
amazing
with
us
entry
[Music]
one
thing
I
would
change
with
the
steering
in
this
game
is
to
make
the
cars
more
more
responsive
because
they
don't
do
much
for
a
long
time
and
then
it's
still
really
hard
so
fine
steering
kind
of
doesn't
work
in
this
game
I
think
that
is
something
that
would
be
changed
in
a
new
release
of
momentum
but
be
so
cool
to
get
an
imminent
Club
game
yeah
Superboy
they're
like
nope
they
want
to
be
able
to
this
stuff
I
don't
hate
it
what
imagine
imagine
losing
a
tournament
like
this
imagine
losing
a
tournament
because
you
jumped
into
the
water
[Music]
winning
Pirelli
types
[Music]
Brad
Lita
is
gonna
make
us
faster
what
Yoel
eggs
let's
[ __ ]
go
vette
holy
[ __ ]
okay
whoa
okay
buddy
what
the
wasn't
ready
for
that
you've
got
the
beginning
me
man
[Music]
like
the
[ __ ]
hell
video
game
okay
seriously
thought
that
was
it
if
there
was
an
invisible
wall
their
groupies
so
dead
now
you
kidding
me
what
the
[ __ ]
just
happened
how
many
events
do
you
have
in
Tokyo
it's
insane
if
you
like
you
don't
run
out
of
content
there's
always
another
race
ah
[ __ ]
everyone's
too
fast
I
was
happy
told
[ __ ]
natus
games
difficult
I
think
the
most
important
things
to
get
a
good
car
the
Lexus
is
303
Lee
well
for
me
in
the
beginning
are
you
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
man
no
right
at
the
end
the
man
not
right
at
the
end
chances
of
him
crashing
last
second
zero
good
finish
wait
shift
that
actually
worked
haha
what
a
finish
hey
[ __ ]
you
Tashi
zip
and
have
works
I
guess
smooth
man
that
thing
is
so
[ __ ]
ugly
what
is
this
that
is
a
Chevy
it's
so
[ __ ]
ugly
the
game
on
Steve
yeah
we
[ __ ]
up
three
in
LA
would
be
amazing
if
those
games
would
make
it
to
a
PC
but
the
fans
the
games
have
a
lot
of
licensed
cars
and
so
they're
not
gonna
renew
their
licenses
those
games
are
not
gonna
come
back
can't
customize
then
I'd
reminds
me
of
Ronnie's
a
Zonda
and
this
game
under
the
influence
bell
calls
quite
difficult
most
of
the
time
I
just
get
lucky
because
I
don't
see
the
traffic
anymore
breeding
with
jazz
and
drunk
driving
and
at
the
same
time
dude
years
years
of
experience
what
is
going
on
on
video
game
can
you
give
backflip
damn
the
game
and
cannot
alter
balances
your
car
you
can't
even
do
you
can't
even
do
a
perfect
backflip
because
the
car
starts
getting
you
sideways
god
damn
it
this
reminds
me
so
much
of
horizon
for
when
the
cars
just
stuck
on
the
side
you
can't
do
anything
it
just
[ __ ]
them
guys
on
the
side
you're
done
trying
to
wait
shift
my
weight
back
on
the
wheels
I
can
do
it
at
least
a
lot
of
cars
can
do
GG
we
won
the
skyline
cheers
everyone
thanks
so
much
for
hanging
out
for
basically
two
birthdays
streams
torture
very
dangerous
driving
and
coming
up
you
guys
excited
the
first
bad
game
of
the
marathon
it's
a
little
bit
of
backstory
game
was
made
by
some
burnouts
ex
developers
my
ski
Conan
reverse
and
look
at
look
at
how
strongly
they
bounce
of
you
it's
funny
the
broken
cars
from
the
first
lap
actually
remain
as
hazards
on
the
track
that's
it
that's
a
nice
that's
a
nice
touch
okay
I
wouldn't
say
I'm
excited
for
dangerous
driving
too
but
there's
one
thing
as
soon
they
are
still
gonna
be
exclusive
with
epic
games
so
they're
probably
got
a
little
bit
more
money
for
development
so
an
open-world
version
of
this
game
could
actually
be
quite
good
the
most
particular
crash
is
ever
gonna
see
it
feels
like
the
cars
have
no
weight
when
it
jumped
it
flat
forever
I
feel
like
this
is
what
it
feels
like
to
be
numb
I
don't
I
don't
like
I
don't
subscribe
to
that
mentality
that
you
know
don't
be
don't
be
too
hard
on
on
small
game
developers
some
of
the
best
games
come
from
small
development
studios
the
way
the
context
with
a
wall
like
instantly
straightened
out
looks
so
stupid
yeah
well
that's
what
the
engine
sounds
like
the
thing
is
you're
never
gonna
listen
to
the
engine
because
you're
always
boosting
so
what
are
you
gonna
hear
all
the
time
is
this
this
is
one
of
those
games
where
I'm
trying
to
find
something
that
I
like
but
I
don't
I
did
finish
the
game
here
and
actually
got
all
the
gold
medals
off
stream
some
reason
I
wanted
to
get
all
the
gold
medals
in
this
game
although
I
didn't
care
I
didn't
care
to
get
all
the
Platinum's
I
did
get
all
the
votes
even
if
it
would
be
meditating
on
the
couch
doing
nothing
there
would
be
more
productive
to
my
well-being
than
playing
this
game
you
forgot
this
game
existed
good
keep
it
that
way


if you've got the new horizon 536 hundred or 3,600 X or have been on the fence about it I've got some solid information here which should make your decision easier or help you optimize your straining setup many of you have asked for a review many have asked for a streaming optimization guide and this clip that you guys keep sending me but you do have to do more tuning so if you're super budget wanna like start up your streaming channel you don't have much money you can make the thirty six hundred work with effort and like a postbox can help with that but the thirty seven hundred axes where it's doesn't really give me much of a choice how to us it let's jump in after a word from this video sponsor the mud mike wireless can boldly go where no mike has gone before this microphone can attach to any headphones requires no additional wires features very low latency a dual capsule microphone twelve hour battery life and LED indicators on the receiver so you know when you're muted and or when the battery is running low and you can basically run your entire house without ever losing a signal what more could you ask for learn more by clicking the link in the video description I'm evils Fox and welcome back the stream guides your number one resource for optimizing your live streams and going live in this video I'll be walking you through how the AMD rise in five thirty six hundred X or thirty six hundred six core CPU performs for live streaming with OBS studio as well as some optimizations for you to keep in mind if you're looking for this info on the higher end 3700 X and 3900 X CPU from AMD I've already sort of made a video over at launch but I am doing a follow up video and those videos are coming soon so so get subscribed and stay tuned I also you know have a cool website coming up for this project you're gonna like it my tests were done on the rise in 3600 xcp you borrowed from Wendell over at level one techs installed in the asrock Tai Chi x5 70 motherboard part of AMD's press kit with 32 gigabytes of RAM running at 32 hundred megahertz with the Infinity fabric clock set to match it I have turned PBO on in the BIOS this is a small kind of Auto overclock that helps risings performance a little bit with no real work required on your part I have my founders Edition r-tx 2080 graphics card to run the games oh yeah and the coolest bad boy I'm using the new Noctua Nhu 12s 120 millimeter cooler that they sent me for review I wasn't sure what to expect from these tiny coolers but man it's small its quiet and the CPU never gets above 45 C in any of my testing what more could you ask for this is not a sponsored spot I've been a fan of the Noctua in HD 14 and D 15 for years so it's not just nice to see more reasonably sized coolers perform well too for my performance tests I set up OBS with either a 720p or a 1080p canvas and primarily tested at 6 megabits per second at 1080 P using x264 encoder on fast medium and slow CPU usage presets as well as my secret sauce settings covered in the video here and then at 720p on slow and slow with my secret sauce settings all of the secret sauce videos were tested at 8 megabits per second the games are running full screen at 2560 by 1440 at a hundred twenty Hertz refresh rate this is a median format for people who come asking me for help but is a higher resolution than most streamers are actually using the most common resolution is 20 1080p or similar but the advantage here is that by validating performance based on running at 1440p anyone running lower than this or will have similar or even better results but this is where mini streaming reviews fall short I didn't just include a gameplay in my OBS scene very few people out there just streaming with only gameplay footage showing and those who do aren't likely to net many followers while doing so instead I also added a face cam using the aver media pw 3 1-3 livestream webcam review soon on default settings and my usual animated webcam frame and recent follower or tip or feed bars these are on a loop so everything is consistent between tests I didn't bother with text or anything else I felt like this was a good enough scene to more closely simulate a proper stream set up too many people test their streams with just gameplay and then switch to a full layout and performance is way different this fixes that also while this was a Windows image made specifically for this benchmarking purpose I didn't want to keep it totally vanilla as that's not representative of a streaming setup either so I had the stream deck running with HW info 64 graphs and controls for my benchmarking process as well as the go XLR end services and services running for audio before we get started I did want to note that these test results and optimizations are for low bitrate streaming situations if you are just recording you can use a high bitrate or a CRF o or c QP value and not have to worry about which CPU usage preset is being used at all and mainly just use GPU encoding so this is mostly a non-issue generally speaking this CPU is a monster for 200 to 250 bucks you can game and stream to your heart's content I am seriously impressed the CPU can stream every game I test it at 720p 60fps on slow medium and with my secret sauce settings on slow what the zero frames dropped pretty much whatsoever seriously every single one with minimal impact on how your gameplay feels - it's truly insane I wasn't expecting this at all 1080p 60 gives trouble on medium with a lot of games especially when it comes down to your actual games frame pacing and your ability to enjoy the gameplay and slow at 1080p is not possible on any game I tested but I believe that 720p is the way to go anyway if you're feeling disappointed and confused as to why I would celebrate 720p the limited bit rates required for streaming to twitch and that most people can actually stream at are nowhere near high enough for good-looking 1080p 60 in most fast paced games but can be good for 720p especially with my special tweets granted the 10 megabit per second cap for mixer is a little more reasonable for 1080p 60 but even still that's hard for most average internet connection it's a stream and without transcoding for you know non partners you're gonna have a hard time getting a lot of mobile viewers and stuff to actually watch your stream as far as the x264 slow conversation goes I have a whole video essay addressing that here or linked in the video description x264 CPU usage presets are just that presets the pre-configured groups of settings of x264 none of them designed for game streaming in particular and the ones like slow or not at all intended to be run in real time live environments in the first place as you can see and some of these tests going from medium where there's literally no dropped frames at all sometimes too slow where it can drop anywhere between 50 and 90% of frames yeah the difficulty curve of pushing each CPU preset is not at all linear my recommendation is to avoid slow and general but if you must the risin 5 3,600 X and mostly the 3,600 to can stream slow at 720p in most games I do seriously urge you to use medium with my special sauce settings which pull some of the quality gain flags from slow without many of the performance costing ones something that I was constantly battling up against here something that I've run into for years and I have a salty faq rant style video about here linked in the description below is the issue of limited GPU resources but I did finally utilize and confirm a specific fix which is obvious and I have suggested before myself that made this setup work here to sum it up briefly you only have a finite amount of processing power on your graphics card just like a processor the amount of power is used by both your game that you're playing and OBS itself OBS uses the same processing power as your games to composite and render your scene that it streams you know your gameplay plus your facecam plus 60 setter this is inherent to how OBS works and cannot be avoided to remove this would be to prevent you at all from me and I will to stream anything but your gameplay as a source and we won't even be able to change the scale of it or anything like that Windows 10 has typically done a bad job of managing this and allowing programs to compete with one another so while your game is using 80% or more of your graphics card and OBS strives to claim another 20% or more they both suffer but OBS is performance is the most problematic you start to lose frames without any obvious reason why in the Windows 10 1903 update this situation has improved quite a bit for those gaming at 1080p enabling game mode yes that's counter intuitive but turning it on windows is now able to allow OBS to reserve some resources that it needs and it's generally not a problem however at 1440p at a high refresh rate and at 4k it's still an issue it's being worked on but slowly the obvious fixes are to reduce your GPU usage so lowering your game settings or resolution limiting your games framerate to 60 or 120 FPS lowering your OBS canvas to 720p and so on however for some games like Apex legends in my case this isn't enough especially given that my monitors are of mid mismatched refresh rates the monitor I'm gaming on is 120 Hertz and the monitor that oh yes is on as 60 Hertz this meant that even though I could get Apex legends down to only 50% of the GPU on its own by lowering settings and such having OBS running and was pushing that to a hundred percent and then still losing frames there is a confirmed bug in the way that the Windows desktop window manager or DWM handles different refresh rates but OBS is preview is going that causes this to go out of control and cause performance so the saving grace for this setup was disabling the preview this sucks as I regularly monitor my preview while on live streaming in but it's a necessary evil that being said I had still had to frame cap certain games include he's an apex legends and we'll touch on this in a little bit and again none of this really has anything to do with the CPU specifically this is on a Rison 3600 X problem this affects everything but have made recommendations of processors before and then people run into these GPU limited scenarios and think the processor is the problem this is something that you have to deal with whether you're on the 3600 X 3900 X or my 18 core I 979 ATX II it's fun let's talk about a couple games specific optimizations and thoughts for a minute black ops floor and minecraft were both easy to stream @ 1080p 60 up to medium and we run streamable at slow my secret sauce settings at 1080p 60 medium work as well as they also do at 720p 60 slow apex legends I had to frame cap all the way down to 60 you determine this by seeing what frame rate you can guarantee your game will run at Apex was not holding a locked 120 FPS which means that it's still using my full GPU to try to hit that target but was always way above 60 so I had to cap it to 60 FPS to limit performance enough to make OBS usable you could of course choose something weird and higher like 80 FPS or 90 FPS that gets complicated and you run into other issues if it's not a multiple of 60 streaming at 1080p 60 frames was a tad annoying at medium meaning you're not dropping frames in the stream but your games frame rate and the render times and your input lag are bouncing around sporadically maintain that your inputs are not responsive and the game feels and looks jerky this isn't good if you're set on doing 1080p streaming for Apex I'd stick to fast otherwise it can stream 720p 60 slow with my secret sauce settings with no issues also I'm gonna start calling secret sauce settings the Bucks config from now on using the Box config at 1080p 60 medium for Apex still had pretty myth for amazing I'll stick to fast but my teammate and I did come in second place I'm gonna blame the loss on the jerkiness affecting my aim totally for tonight can you believe I actually played fortnight for this again it also needs to be capped to 60fps it was alright at 1080p 60 up to medium but again slow or Vox config at 720p is definitely the best results here Tekken 7 is apparently pretty tough to run and stream 1080p 60 was pretty much a no-go even at medium graphics settings in game even on fast x264 and medium there was just a little too much hitching and poor framerate pacing for her frame pacing for it to be acceptable for a frame time fighting game 720p is the way to go here again or just maybe 1080p faster or very fast but I'd suggest to sticking to 720p Devil May Cry 5 actually ran fine at 1080p 60 medium but there was some weird hitching during the in-game you know the in engine cutscenes but gameplay was fine and smooth otherwise pretty much across the board luckily gran great up to 1080p 60 medium 720p was flawless hub G was really tough the impact on your frame rate compared to not recording at all is massive I had insane frame pacing issues and even render like still cropping up on most of my tests I 100% recommend capping your framerate to 60fps my twenty eighty only even runs it at like 90 FPS most of the time anyway if I recall correctly and streaming at 720p 60 on medium or fast ouch csgo again I had terrible frame pacing issues streaming at 1080p 60 even on fast but 720p 60 even on slow with my box config was perfectly fine similar story in battalion 1944 and destiny to bad frame basing at 1080p 60 medium perfectly fine at 720p 60 slow with the Vox config overwatch oh boy this is the game that sent me down the GPU allocation issue rabbit hole starting in 2017 it is very CPU reliant for smooth performance as well and I could not get smooth frame pacing while frame cap 260 dropped down all the way to faster at 1080p 60 it was bad and nearly unplayable at medium but 720p 60 slow with the box config smooth as can be ugh it's also worth noting here that if you want to stream and record at the same time unless you're just saving a local copy of your stream fee using the Ustream encoder option for the exact same settings and quality I always recommend leveraging GPU encoding for the recording side set it to a c QP of 14 or 18 and just let it do its thing running dual CPU encoders is way too intense even for the CPU and not worth it [Music] but what if you just want to use your 3,600 rig as a dedicated streaming PC for streaming external sources such as cameras game consoles or gaming pcs buy a capture cards or indie I good news horizon 530 600 is graded this - although results are mostly the same the CPU and chipset do have enough PCIe lanes that you can see as many as 4 PCIe capture cards are more added to your system depending on your motherboard plus USB devices which is awesome performance wise you still can't stream @ 1080p 60 on slow it still fails to encode most of the frames but 1080p 60 medium goes alright in my testing although adding my vox config on top of 1080p 60 medium was a tad too much more it only dropped about 2.4 percent of frames during the testing code but it was dropping them at a regular enough interval that i really wouldn't recommend it however once again 720p 60 even with the vox config settings is perfectly fine also i was playing from the preview here so be nice about the gameplay this is mostly due to the thread count 12 threads is not quite enough to push 1080p on slow but it is for 720p gee I wonder what resolution I recommend streaming at all so I did a few hours of discord go live streaming on this rig as well we'll have a video coming that coming on that very soon I wanted to cover some of these specific optimizations that I had to use to make sure that you had the tools available to make this CPU work for your stream but you get the idea by now stream at with a 720p 60 medium or Vox config setup frame cap your game disable previews and OBS as needed and to balance your GPU performance and enjoy chasing that twitch or mix her partnership with this beast of a value cpu it is not the cheapest chip out there but the performance value you're getting for your dollar is insane and honestly it may be a better value compared to the higher end risin chips and you can even pair it with a cheaper B 450 motherboard as long as it has good vrm cooling I recommend the MSI B 450 M gaming plus if you need a micro ATX motherboard specifically or the gigabyte V for 50 hours elite for a full sized ATX if you want cheaper boards both are under $100 this asrock Taichi is pretty solid on the x5 70 side as well I hope this answers most your questions you may have about the rise in 536 hundred or 3600 x4 streaming if you have more consider joining our inner circle on floatplane where you get a special chat Channel and our discord server behind the scenes content and early access the videos just like this one and you might get to join in on our discord streams we might be doing those regularly like the video subscribe do all the normal social things and keep an eye out for more exciting announcements from stream guides I maples Vox and I'll see you next


[Music] welcome to episode 2 of weird coffee science and today I'm gonna try and convince you to go and put some coffee beans in the microwave let me explain now this all started with the v60 video actually where I noticed that brewed temperature and sort of flow rate in the sort of drawdown phase were kind of connected that the cooler a brew was the slower flowed and I wondered well what did ground coffee temperature due to flow rate in espresso I set up a little experiment I took my niche grinder and I dialed it in with just room temperature coffee and then I took some coffee beans and I heated them up in a microwave to about 60 degrees Celsius i ground those and I pulled a shot and that shot ran way faster like seven eight seconds faster which was surprising now to rule something out i ground some beans that were room temperature and then i heated the grounds up to sixty and i brewed those to see what the impact was of of the puck was it that the puck was hotter or something else well that shot brewed at a normal kind of brew time so clearly hotter beans were grinding differently now to attest the opposite I made some coffee beans very cold in the freezer those shots pulled way slower but interestingly when I when I ground some room-temperature beans and I made those freezing cold that shot also ran slower but not as slow so clearly a very cold puck does influence brew temperature but very cold beans influence grind profile even more just for summary here's a kind of quick matrix of the experiments that I did just so you can see bean temperatures and then brew times as a result this is not an entirely new iya idea in 2015 in the world Barista Championships from the finalists Don Chan from Hong Kong was heating his beans up before grinding using a water bath he'd said I think that he got another percentage point of extraction which is which is kind of a lot to go from say 90 percent to 20 percent is a big jump in extraction so clearly he noticed something - what I also think about though is that loads of people I know like to freeze samples of roasted coffee beans to sort of preserve them for as long as possible but if they're grinding them frozen they they are likely producing more fines now you may have seen a paper saying that frozen beans produce less fines but as I recall they were using way way away lower temperatures than the typical - 15 - 20 degrees Celsius you would see in a domestic freezer this all led me to one final key experiment one thing that I think you might be interested in - but before that I just need to tell you about this video sponsor which is Squarespace now if you need to build a beautiful website I would strongly recommend Squarespace in fact I needed to build a website I needed to build a new place to explain what it is that I do for a living as well as tap a home for weird coffee science and it was so easy to take one of their templates and then just to make it mine it was quick to build out a rich and detailed site full of information and what I love about it is that there's nothing more to patch or a grade or install I don't have to worry about maintenance of it over the next few years if you want to build a website or you want to just pick up your own domain then use the link in my description and my discount code to get 10% off your first purchase with Squarespace so onto the key experiment is being able to grow and finer potentially through using hotter coffee beans well is they useful is that good does that make better tasting espresso so we set up an experiment we've dialed in a regular room temperature coffee and then we dialed in against it coffee beans that were 60 degrees Celsius now one interesting note here is that taking a 60 degree Celsius coffee and grinding it immediately brought the temperature down to about 45 degrees Celsius clearly that contact with that large piece of metal that was room temperature that grinder pulled a load of heat out of the ground and that was certainly interesting but anyway we let them both equilibria in temperature which is why they were ground at the same time and pulled shots and thanks to Gareth's from square mile for pulling the shots so that I could taste these blind now this was really really interesting the differences were quite distinct every time we tasted it though we never really quite managed to nail exactly the same flow rates for the shots however the beans that were hotter when they were ground did stand out in the tests we did I'm not sure really how much aroma we might be losing I'm not sure if we lost some crema through the excess degassing I don't really know that but but I did prefer the shots that were from the hotter coffee beans and it might be just that they were more extracted their texture was noticeably different a little bit richer softer rounder you can try this at home if you have a microwave and you have a grinder that can grind through a single dose there very easily got a hand grinder or something like the niche that kind of grinds to order then you can try this too one thing I'd recommend don't brew straight away right like that the ground coffee does need to come down in temperature to 3035 for it to taste good when the grounds were at sort of forty five-plus they didn't taste great right I think the shot equilibrates and temperature much quicker like everything reaches brew temperature much sooner and that doesn't taste great it has a kind of muddiness a kind of over extraction that I don't particularly enjoy because of that kind of cooling phase I'm not sure how you could commercialize this and I do think about that that may be the positive impact of of a heating element in something like the mythos one way or maybe like those shots quite a lot I don't know I don't know I'd love your thoughts and your feedback now there is a dedicated page and a weird coffee science for this topic on my website I'll leave a link to it down below I'm gonna try and centralize any discussion there post any links to other relevant resources you can leave a comment here on youtube too if you want I would love to hear your thoughts thank you so much for watching I'll try a centralized stuff there but obviously feel free to you


hey
there
friends
how's
it
going
my
name
is
kevin
and
today
we're
playing
shenmue
3
which
i
hope
is
just
as
wacky
as
the
previous
ones
i
played
them
on
the
channel
and
i
absolutely
loved
them
they're
so
great
this
video
is
sponsored
by
epic
games
and
shenmue
3.
i
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if
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to
check
that
out
for
yourself
and
you
can
use
my
creator
code
call
me
kevin
if
you
want
to
help
me
out
a
little
bit
extra
as
well
no
pressure
but
it's
there
if
you
want
to
use
it
uh
all
right
let's
get
started
uh
oh
and
by
the
way
thanks
for
the
sponsor
epic
and
shenmue
three
i
appreciate
that
helps
keep
me
fed
and
pale
indoors
you
know
i'd
have
no
idea
what's
coming
to
me
in
this
game
but
i
know
i'm
too
sleepy
for
it
i'm
so
[ __ ]
tired
this
is
gonna
be
too
wacky
i
just
realized
i
have
a
cut
on
my
lip
that's
just
to
show
how
hardcore
i
am
and
how
ready
i
am
to
fight
oh
my
god
look
he's
an
injury
too
he's
got
a
little
plaster
there
little
boo
boo
we're
both
brave
warriors
yes
i
get
to
play
i
had
to
watch
a
really
long
cutscene
something
about
a
missing
dad
and
a
phoenix
or
something
i
don't
know
her
dad's
a
bird
that's
what
i'm
going
with
i
can
run
perfect
oh
i
didn't
get
to
play
for
very
long
this
is
real
he
saved
me
from
drowning
in
the
river
i
did
i
mean
i
did
i
totally
play
the
other
games
and
i
did
everything
she
said
let's
not
waste
another
second
yeah
please
let's
not
come
on
please
please
let
me
play
this
cutscene
was
so
long
oh
look
at
those
they're
like
humans
but
with
like
four
legs
i'm
running
away
from
her
i
want
to
experience
this
world
on
my
own
never
mind
there's
another
cutscene
[Laughter]
oh
wait
i
like
this
one
what
is
going
on
i
think
that
guy's
about
to
eat
all
those
children
getting
a
little
bit
uncomfortably
close
to
this
man
i'm
going
to
forget
about
her
missing
father
i
want
to
talk
to
this
guy
he's
mysterious
come
to
apprentice
under
me
have
you
oh
nothing
what
was
that
answer
it's
unusual
to
play
a
game
that
the
main
character
is
more
awkward
than
yourself
do
you
know
mr
yuen
do
i
look
like
i'd
know
anything
about
that
that's
such
a
weird
answer
like
i
asked
do
you
know
someone
how
can
you
tell
if
someone
knows
someone
by
looking
at
them
there's
something
i
want
to
ask
i
don't
think
he's
able
to
speak
dude
i
think
he's
made
out
of
leather
it
might
be
a
mask
his
head
looks
way
too
big
for
his
body
it
i
think
it's
a
mask
everyone
speaks
and
riddles
in
this
game
i
have
no
idea
what
they're
trying
to
tell
me
actually
no
i'm
pretty
sure
they're
trying
to
tell
me
nothing
but
just
in
a
roundabout
way
what
is
she
doing
i
think
she's
vandalizing
that
bench
should
we
attack
her
to
be
honest
she's
probably
the
most
normal
person
in
the
village
and
who
might
you
be
you're
not
a
face
i
recognize
that's
because
you're
turned
the
other
way
if
you
turn
around
you
might
recognize
me
don't
get
all
cozy
with
me
what
okay
just
back
off
this
is
a
lawsuit
waiting
to
happen
run
away
where
is
this
dude
i
think
i've
checked
everyone
that
looks
great
i
hope
he's
talking
about
the
sand
and
not
you
know
the
child
uh-huh
he
comes
home
at
seven
at
night
why
does
this
child
know
everything
and
the
villagers
know
nothing
or
maybe
she's
the
only
one
foolish
enough
to
let
me
know
like
i
look
a
bit
iffy
like
a
guy
with
a
plaster
like
that
you
know
he's
trouble
he's
been
in
some
scraps
okay
i
need
to
visit
his
house
at
7
pm
it
is
now
10
30
a.m
oh
god
what
am
i
gonna
do
for
this
whole
time
hey
there
lad
how
about
a
game
oh
yes
i've
been
dying
for
a
game
since
i
started
i've
just
been
watching
a
movie
what
do
you
want
to
play
open
your
wallet
or
i
shut
my
mouth
it
seems
like
it
would
be
a
winning
move
not
to
play
here
but
i'm
going
to
try
it
anyway
want
to
try
pale
toss
yes
you
should
explain
it
though
like
hypothetically
how
do
you
play
i
don't
know
what
i'm
doing
what
what
is
this
his
hand
is
just
at
the
right
side
of
the
screen
there
okay
i'm
getting
good
what
did
i
win
did
i
win
that
pineapple
i
would
like
that
pineapple
please
i
got
a
black
bottle
what
the
hell
is
in
the
black
bottle
should
i
drink
it
wanna
go
again
yes
i
do
i
need
that
pineapple
or
what
about
that
football
even
though
i
could
play
football
with
that
pineapple
no
no
i'm
gonna
go
with
the
football
god
damn
this
is
hard
oh
for
[ __ ]
sake
this
game
is
so
rigged
i'll
play
again
this
guy's
gonna
get
rich
off
me
oh
for
[ __ ]
sake
this
game
is
impossible
oh
you
can't
stop
like
this
yeah
you're
right
i
think
i'm
going
to
get
to
7
p.m
just
playing
this
also
i'm
going
to
be
poor
i'm
going
to
be
begging
on
the
streets
at
7
p.m
yes
i
got
it
in
it's
so
hard
to
aim
this
stupid
aimer
give
me
the
pineapple
i
want
that
too
wait
i
can
i
didn't
even
know
i
could
turn
left
and
right
you
have
to
use
the
other
analog
stick
i
didn't
realize
i
still
missed
okay
[ __ ]
the
pineapple
i
got
the
mini
soccer
ball
oh
it's
a
mini
i
wanted
a
full
soccer
ball
you
want
to
keep
your
streak
going
it's
my
streak
of
one
yes
like
that
was
straight
in
i
don't
understand
i
wonder
if
i'll
need
my
money
i
hope
not
hey
bud
oh
good
this
guy
wants
to
talk
to
me
at
least
someone
does
he
can't
play
unless
you
buy
some
tokens
oh
gladly
i'm
gonna
be
out
of
money
before
seven
guaranteed
i'll
buy
600
tokens
please
can't
wait
to
play
these
games
my
guy
has
a
gambling
problem
you
can
then
take
your
prizes
to
the
pawn
shop
and
sell
them
i
don't
think
that's
a
good
way
to
earn
money
i
imagine
these
prizes
aren't
worth
much
ooh
what
is
this
this
looks
fun
i
recommend
by
lou
village's
own
turtle
racing
it's
turtle
racing
yes
please
i
want
to
play
that
sounds
amazing
the
other
one's
probably
crying
over
her
dad
who's
gone
missing
and
i'm
here
like
turtle
racing
yeah
i'm
going
to
bed
a
hundred
on
one
of
those
turtles
i
think
the
red
one
he
looks
feisty
wait
am
i
supposed
to
be
doing
something
oh
[ __ ]
i
didn't
realize
i
was
supposed
to
be
pushing
buttons
i
thought
i'd
just
watch
the
turtles
what
is
this
a
game
so
what
happened
i
think
my
turtle
just
whistled
that
one's
got
a
rock
in
its
way
it
doesn't
feel
fair
that's
why
he
whistles
and
gets
a
boost
i'm
way
out
in
head
though
i
should
have
bet
more
money
i'm
really
good
at
turtle
racing
apparently
yeah
these
turtles
are
[ __ ]
losers
nice
bro
go
again
yeah
sure
i'll
bet
everything
he's
probably
hustling
me
now
the
others
will
take
off
like
rockets
all
of
it
put
everything
down
and
i'll
take
red
guy
again
he's
a
trooper
me
and
him
can
relate
i
see
a
little
bit
of
me
and
him
another
win
for
red
i
could
do
this
all
day
my
finger's
cramping
up
though
being
a
gamer
is
hard
all
right
one
more
time
just
because
i'm
confident
i
can
win
again
how
rich
is
this
guy
that
he
can
keep
paying
me
out
like
obviously
my
turtle's
on
steroids
or
something
oh
no
oh
no
oh
no
oh
no
okay
that
guy's
getting
out
in
front
and
i
don't
know
how
how
is
he
doing
this
it's
as
if
it's
getting
harder
or
something
am
i
being
hustled
oh
god
i'm
panicking
now
i'm
panicking
my
hand's
cramping
up
oh
i
hate
games
come
on
go
go
he's
going
so
slow
don't
stop
there
oh
thank
christ
oh
jesus
you
can
just
hide
in
your
shell
for
the
rest
of
your
life
because
i'm
never
playing
that
again
this
guy's
giving
me
like
his
life
savings
he
is
not
happy
what
is
this
lucky
hit
game
what
do
i
do
it's
here
too
it's
here
too
what
i'll
bet
a
solid
100
because
i
want
my
money
to
go
down
to
an
even
8
000
that's
that's
why
i'm
doing
it
i
want
to
lose
oh
my
god
i
won
my
guy's
really
good
at
gambling
all
his
life
savings
wanna
play
again
no
i'd
rather
leave
a
winner
please
the
only
people
who
are
winners
are
me
and
the
guy
with
the
buckets
down
the
road
who
caught
a
lot
of
my
money
buy
some
tokens
if
you
want
to
play
no
i've i've
got
tokens
i
want
to
trade
them
in
now
there's
no
reward
desk
i
don't
know
how
to
cash
in
these
tokens
i
think
i've
been
scammed
is
this
a
reward
disc
please
let
this
be
the
reward
place
i
want
all
of
these
things
no
i
don't
want
a
job
i
can
get
rich
on
turtle
racing
that's
my
plan
no
wait
he
only
accepts
real
money
oh
it's
a
bird
on
a
log
i
thought
it
was
a
bird
with
a
human
leg
and
i
really
wanted
it
well
no
i
don't
want
that
okay
it
does
seem
like
i've
been
scammed
out
of
my
money
so
how
about
that
job
chopping
wood
yeah
will
you
do
it
i
guess
i
mean
i
don't
really
have
a
choice
i
gotta
earn
some
cash
now
oh
my
god
wait
why
is
he
shaking
like
that
is
he
just
nervous
about
chopping
wood
i'm
just
gonna
spam
a
so
he
can't
get
a
chance
to
[ __ ]
like
why
are
you
watching
me
do
this
and
not
just
him
you
that's
it
i'm
getting
the
hang
of
this
now
maybe
i
should
actually
do
labor
instead
of
play
video
games
for
a
living
nah
bad
idea
i
still
don't
understand
why
he
chooses
to
rotate
while
doing
it
he's
just
gonna
stand
there
now
time's
up
my
hour's
done
sir
i
am
not
splitting
a
single
log
more
no
overtime
no
logs
okay
labor
is
not
for
me
i'm
way
better
at
turtle
racing
i
just
gotta
figure
out
how
to
make
money
from
it
instead
of
these
useless
tokens
wait
hold
on
it
said
something
about
token
exchange
token
exchange
joy
pack
near
the
verdant
bridge
this
is
the
verdant
bridge
i
don't
see
joy
park
anywhere
maybe
that's
just
the
guy
who
gives
you
tokens
but
that's
not
really
token's
exchange
now
is
it
tokens
can
be
traded
in
at
the
prize
exchange
in
panda
market
why
didn't
he
tell
me
that
head
past
the
bell
tower
and
you
can't
miss
it
i
should
talk
to
more
people
around
here
oh
for
[ __ ]
sake
my
guy
wants
to
socialize
more
which
is
weird
because
it's
his
weakest
trait
look
at
that
i
got
the
clock
oh
yeah
i
went
back
to
this
by
the
way
to
pass
the
time
i'll
give
it
a
try
give
what
a
try
what
are
we
playing
now
i
don't
think
this
is
a
game
dude
oh
look
at
that
you
won
you're
really
good
at
something
for
once
oh
what's
this
he
doesn't
even
know
what
it
is
he
just
paid
for
it
he's
no
idea
what
it
is
come
on
seven
o'clock
come
on
come
on
he's
just
waiting
outside
the
door
they
gotta
be
freaked
to
[ __ ]
if
he
looks
through
one
of
their
many
peepholes
seven
oh
hi
mister
you
know
this
man
he's
like
yes
i'm
friends
with
your
daughter
this
is
gonna
beat
the
[ __ ]
out
of
me
some
thugs
i'd
never
seen
before
showed
up
and
wrecked
my
place
and
you
didn't
even
clean
it
when
you
had
guests
coming
i've
obviously
fallen
in
with
a
rough
crowd
i
don't
want
to
be
friends
with
your
daughter
anymore
yurin
was
in
the
quarry
when
he
disappeared
you're
kidding
those
thugs
might
have
something
to
do
with
that
too
should
we
really
be
talking
about
this
in
front
of
your
daughter
she
looks
a
bit
young
for
this
traumatizing
news
it's
gotten
so
dark
yep
that's
what
happens
at
night
time
maybe
i
should
head
back
to
shenwa's
house
no
i
want
to
explore
it's
already
so
late
god
damn
it
he
will
not
cooperate
with
me
uh
where
is
her
house
i
don't
even
know
he
said
head
back
so
it's
gotta
be
back
this
trail
right
why
is
that
phone
box
not
got
a
phone
i'm
upset
it's
just
a
light
box
if
you
want
some
light
you
come
in
here
this
is
their
solution
for
tanning
beds
to
be
fair
that
would
probably
even
work
on
me
because
my
skin
is
so
pale
i
have
no
idea
if
this
is
our
house
is
anyone
there
i
guess
not
how
do
i
know
where
she
lives
god
he's
in
a
big
hurry
everywhere
he's
going
he's
dreaming
about
becoming
that
turtle
okay
this
isn't
our
house
either
looks
like
i
can't
go
in
yeah
that
rope
is
impossible
to
get
by
isn't
it
oh
there's
a
fast
travel
okay
that
makes
it
a
lot
easier
oh
she's
a
cat
wait
is
it
still
nighttime
or
is
it
okay
i
think
it's
still
nighttime
sorry
i
thought
it
was
morning
but
he's
super
confused
i
don't
think
he's
the
guy
to
find
your
dad
goddamn
i'm
so
glad
there
was
a
fast
travel
cause
i
never
would
have
found
her
house
it's
way
up
in
the
hills
there
our
doors
are
open
to
everyone
that
comes
here
looking
to
master
the
martial
arts
oh
god
she
got
replaced
by
an
old
man
it
just
faded
out
i
thought
it
was
her
for
a
second
i
got
a
bit
shocked
so
you
let
me
train
here
not
only
that
i'm
totally
up
to
fight
i
don't
know
why
i'm
not
focusing
on
saving
her
dad
like
she
seems
quite
traumatized
by
the
whole
thing
and
you'd
think
time
is
of
the
essence
but
no
i
got
lots
of
time
to
you
know
practice
martial
arts
race
and
turtles
alright
the
trick
is
to
get
behind
him
this
guy
does
not
look
like
a
fighter
oh
yes
the
age-old
strategy
of
pushing
all
the
buttons
at
once
is
proving
to
be
quite
the
technique
yeah
push
him
down
that
is
the
only
thing
he
said
with
an
accent
the
rest
was
all
just
monotone
american
accent
whose
shop
is
that
over
the
bridge
oh
it
belongs
to
uncle
tao
uncle
tao
huh
think
i
already
worked
for
him
i
don't
know
why
my
guy
is
surprised
did
you
pack
anything
to
eat
don't
worry
i
have
a
whole
pineapple
in
one
of
my
pockets
i
know
where
i'm
keeping
it
but
i
want
it
we
ring
the
bell
if
there's
a
fire
in
the
mountains
or
if
something
dangerous
is
encroaching
on
the
village
well
you
better
get
ringing
because
i'm
on
my
way
at
least
now
i
know
that
is
the
bell
tower
and
i
can
go
cash
in
my
tokens
i'm
going
straight
to
that
shop
seeing
what
wonderful
prizes
i
can
get
i
should
talk
to
more
people
around
here
are
you
serious
he's
obsessed
with
socializing
i've
never
seen
a
more
introverted
extrovert
but
when's
lips
are
sealed
maybe
she'd
open
up
to
you
yeah
i've
quite
away
what
words
i'm
sure
i
can
get
it
out
of
her
there
i
go
running
my
mouth
again
you
guys
think
my
laugh
is
fake
that
is
a
fake
laugh
okay
my
laugh
is
just
weird
i've
seen
so
many
comments
like
that
like
that
my
laugh
is
fake
but
it's
not
i
am
just
cursed
with
this
laugh
i
apologize
ruining
this
child's
drawings
you
made
me
wait
around
for
7
p.m
for
nothing
a
little
twerp
oh
yes
i
found
the
person
i'm
supposed
to
speak
to
you're
the
one
who
was
trending
a
lawsuit
yesterday
no
wonder
you're
so
jumpy
i'm
looking
for
some
thugs
have
you
seen
any
just
in
general
some
thugs
i
just
want
to
put
a
beat
down
on
someone
i've
heard
about
you
i
worked
for
you
yesterday
i
must
have
the
most
unforgettable
face
ever
a
young
man
like
you
needs
a
snake
power
what
this
don't
even
make
sense
i
love
it
i
feel
like
i'm
accomplishing
nothing
but
at
least
the
world
looks
pretty
while
i
do
nothing
it's
up
ahead
you'll
see
signs
for
it
wait
no
i
don't
want
to
go
that
direction
i
want
to
go
the
other
way
i
want
to
turn
in
my
tokens
that's
like
my
one
mission
i
could
practice
my
one
inch
punch
or
you
could
you
know
continue
looking
for
her
father
she
must
be
regretting
her
decisions
of
getting
this
guy
to
help
her
i
mean
he's
got
good
power
that's
one
thing
i
guess
if
a
tree
ever
attacks
or
he's
got
her
back
he's
got
the
power
of
minecraft
steve
looks
like
i
can
practice
horse
dance
here
no
stop
practicing
stuff
i
don't
want
to
practice
anymore
no
why
did
he
decide
for
me
probably
interrupting
their
flow
here
by
just
going
in
around
them
just
looking
okay
okay
the
sign
says
this
way
he
must
be
this
way
oh
there
you
are
i've
been
looking
for
you
for
ages
he
was
a
bookie
with
a
scar
on
his
face
is
he
talking
about
me
i
think
he's
talking
about
me
do
i
know
where
the
thugs
are
after
all
that
oh
you
mean
the
man
who
runs
the
pale
toss
oh
yeah
i
should
have
known
him
already
i
spent
a
lot
of
time
with
him
yesterday
be
careful
not
to
get
cheated
no
it's
too
late
old
man
but
thank
you
for
the
kind
words
of
advice
if
he
makes
me
like
win
this
game
or
something
i'm
going
to
be
pissed
because
i
already
played
so
much
of
it
a
scarred
face
this
must
be
the
guy
huh
did
i
just
say
that
out
loud
where
can
i
find
him
i'll
tell
you
after
we
play
oh
my
god
how
much
money
do
i
have
to
give
this
guy
i
funded
him
and
his
kids
through
college
at
this
point
your
endurance
is
lacking
no
i'm
fine
oh
god
damn
it
eat
the
prize
he
gave
me
yesterday
i
guess
fight
can
we
actually
fist
fight
instead
i
was
much
better
at
that
our
turtle
race
whichever
you
prefer
oh
we
actually
are
fighting
i
thought
we
were
just
going
to
throw
stones
in
buckets
okay
cam
down
you're
wasting
a
bit
of
energy
still
on
the
ground
okay
my
memory's
been
jogged
a
bit
he
must
have
been
amnesia
and
a
few
blows
to
the
head
got
his
memory
back
i
have
no
idea
where
he'd
be
now
i
have
an
idea
where
he
might
be
if
he
says
he
was
drinking
i
ran
into
it
drunk
at
the
park
i
can
spot
him
a
mile
away
it
takes
one
to
no
one
yeah
that's
him
all
right
what
was
the
hiccup
just
a
little
too
much
that's
all
nothing
another
drink
won't
fix
i
like
his
attitude
though
i
like
his
hiccups
and
his
attitude
he's
my
favorite
character
so
far
i
wish
he
was
the
protagonist
come
have
a
drink
with
me
i
should
he
knows
where
they
are
doesn't
he
not
now
my
guy
is
so
stupid
hi
there
i
don't
know
who
you
are
but
i
you
weren't
involved
in
a
conversation
find
the
flower
bird
wind
and
moonboy
this
is
him
isn't
it
what
the
hell
i
don't
know
where
to
go
he's
not
here
yet
he
usually
opens
up
shop
at
7pm
you
have
got
to
be
kidding
me
i
have
to
wait
for
7pm
again
and
it's
raining
today
wait
i
can
fast
forward
time
oh
my
god
i
actually
waited
through
all
of
yesterday
for
no
reason
oh
well
i
had
fun
i
played
a
lot
of
games
hahaha
idiot
i
bet
i
destroyed
his
family
hey
there
what
okay
never
mind
i
just
wasn't
expecting
that
voice
i'll
tell
you
all
about
it
if
you
play
around
you
gotta
win
naturally
like
this
game
is
all
mini
games
all
right
let's
play
i'm
gonna
beat
you
and
you're
gonna
regret
talking
to
me
as
much
as
i
regret
you
talking
to
me
and
that's
a
lot
by
the
way
wind
let's
go
i
don't
know
what
i'm
doing
oh
okay
so
it's
just
like
roulette
i
get
it
i
think
this
town
might
have
a
gambling
problem
as
well
as
me
like
i
admit
i
have
a
gambling
problem
up
for
another
he's
hustling
me
out
of
my
money
so
that
i'll
talk
to
him
this
doesn't
seem
very
fair
oh
my
god
i
don't
even
want
to
talk
to
him
why
do
i
have
to
pay
to
talk
to
him
he
should
be
paying
me
this
is
hypnotizing
me
i'm
actually
going
to
fall
asleep
i
think
it's
really
relaxing
come
on
come
on
come
on
come
on
stop
stop
yes
i
think
i've
won
i
finally
earned
the
right
to
talk
with
this
guy
oh
that's
made
me
a
bit
sad
okay
i
can
finally
go
past
this
point
no
no
please
i
gotta
sell
these
tokens
dude
we're
not
gonna
be
able
to
live
if
we
don't
sell
these
tokens
and
buy
food
panda
market
this
way
come
on
please
let
me
go
in
it's
right
there
please
oh
man
i'm
never
going
to
get
to
trade
in
those
tokens
i
think
i'm
being
attacked
by
children
this
is
like
a
nightmare
for
me
i
think
i
could
take
them
the
fighting
in
this
game
is
pretty
easy
i
could
knock
them
all
out
play
hide
and
seek
and
we'll
tell
you
anything
you
want
but
i
don't
think
i
need
to
know
anything
from
you
okay
maybe
they
do
have
useful
information
i'll
tell
you
more
if
you
play
with
us
oh
god
damn
it
i
have
to
play
with
them
to
learn
more
everyone's
about
playing
or
gambling
or
some
sort
of
activity
no
one
can
just
talk
because
everyone's
so
socially
awkward
that
may
be
the
worst
dining
spot
i've
ever
seen
at
least
they
gave
me
a
little
preview
of
some
of
them
though
so
i
can
actually
find
them
okay
one
went
into
the
flowers
which
was
like
right
here
i
still
can't
find
her
where
the
hell
did
she
go
what
is
this
are
you
a
child
find
them
within
four
hours
jesus
christ
if
they
hide
for
four
hours
i'd
be
impressed
they'd
starve
to
death
oh
i
see
her
i
see
her
come
here
little
[ __ ]
i
found
you
all
right
now
kill
her
no
one
will
find
the
body
where's
that
one
behind
the
ladder
come
on
you
can't
be
hard
to
find
there's
a
ladder
here
but
she
moved
i
think
wait
another
ladder
where
the
hell
did
she
go
oh
there's
one
gotcha
a
little
[ __ ]
throw
his
glasses
in
the
lake
oh
my
god
he's
terrifying
please
throw
his
glasses
in
the
lake
oh
wait
she's
up
on
the
ladder
god
damn
she's
clever
pull
the
ladder
from
under
her
hi
there
okay
what's
that
supposed
to
mean
do
you
accept
bribes
i
need
to
find
a
kid
oh
jesus
christ
she
doesn't
speak
english
oh
i
am
so
stressed
out
i'm
looking
for
a
kid
dressed
in
blue
a
red
shirt
a
blue
shirt
ah
okay
a
red
skirt
i'm
wasting
time
the
kid's
gonna
die
excuse
me
at
least
he
realized
it
was
a
waste
of
time
oh
the
one
in
blue
ran
around
the
back
oh
she's
such
a
tattletale
all
right
where
is
he
come
on
he
can't
be
that
far
wait
is
he
in
here
sure
okay
this
looks
a
bit
sinister
god
damn
what
is
going
on
did
the
kid
do
this
just
to
find
a
hiding
spot
i
need
to
put
this
kid
down
oh
i
did
find
you
you
are
in
here
this
seems
a
bit
unfair
he
was
in
a
building
i
didn't
expect
that
i
saw
two
strangers
they
both
went
into
this
house
why
did
you
follow
them
in
here
then
what's
this
i
don't
know
but
they
signed
it
with
a little
smiley
face
so
it
must
be
nice
i'm
sure
that
whoever
these
guys
are
they
are
long
gone
because
this
investigation
is
taking
us
so
long
like
the
stuff
we
did
find
we
seem
to
just
stumble
into
i
don't
think
we're
gonna
continue
this
lucky
streak
the
only
thing
we're
lucky
at
is
racing
turtles
and
even
that
felt
like
my
streak
was
about
to
end
they
won't
even
allow
me
sell
my
tickets
i'm
so
disappointed
like
my
health
is
running
low
and
i'm
out
of
food
i
wasted
all
my
money
on
racing
turtles
and
throwing
stones
into
pockets
i
think
we
might
have
to
accept
that
this
mystery
is
never
getting
solved
i
think
my
guy
is
either
going
to
become
a
professional
turtle
racer
or
a
beggar
in
this
town
and
that's
the
way
it's
going
to
end
by
the
way
i'm
sure
that
cut
is
healed
you
can
take
off
the
plaster
even
though
it
does
make
you
look
kind
of
badass
so
i
guess
we're
gonna
end
it
there
but
i
hope
you
did
enjoy
but
we're
gonna
have
to
end
it
there
because
i
am
just
getting
way
too
tired
to
solve
this
mystery
and
a
sleepy
kevin
is
not
a
good
detective
and
normal
kevin
is
not
a
good
detective
but
i
do
appreciate
you
watching
if
you
want
to
download
shenmue
3
there
will
be
a
link
in
the
description
as
i
said
earlier
and
uh
thanks
for
watching
my
content
in
general
i
guess
i
i
mean
it
really
helps
out
when
i
do
these
sponsored
videos
and
i
always
try
and
pick
stuff
that's
fun
for
me
anyway
and
stuff
that
i
wanted
to
play
anyway
but
it
just
helps
me
out
a
lot
so
i
appreciate
you
watching
and
i
hope
to
see
you
next
time
bye
for


oh
why
didn't
i
spring
for
an
extra
200
and
buy
a
glock
oh
no
what
is
up
you
sexy
youtube
mother
lovers
this
is
a
762
by
39
caliber
cartridge
this
is
a
caliber
that
is
most
commonly
chambered
in
the
legendary
ak-47
series
of
rifles
it's
also
the
workhorse
that
gives
the
ak
platform
its
legendary
knock
down
power
from
its
muzzle
energy
for
an
intermediate
cartridge
so
what
would
happen
if
you
took
a
hard
hitting
rifle
round
like
this
normally
shot
out
of
a
16
inch
barrel
and
put
it
into
a
pocket
pistol
a
bad
idea
that
is
what
you
would
get
you
would
get
a
bad
idea
this
is
the
heiser
pack
one
or
pocket
ak-1
it
is
a
derringer
single
shot
chambered
in
762
by
39
and
today
frankly
i
just
hope
it
doesn't
explode
[Music]
[Music]
light
strike
great
way
to
start
it
out
look
who
finally
felt
like
going
off
this
is
barely
a
functional
firearm
i
don't
know
what
you
expected
out
of
this
montage
and
it
doesn't
really
unlock
either
cut
so
the
only
surefire
way
we
have
found
to
actually
be
able
to
unlock
this
thing
is
just
beating
it
open
there
we
go
it
usually
doesn't
go
on
the
first
one
that's
neat
beating
this
open
and
you
still
have
of
course
your
spring
loaded
extractor
doesn't
work
so
you
have
to
jam
a
cleaning
rod
so
yeah
and
then
then
it
almost
kind
of
works
uh
go
ahead
and
subscribe
for
more
field
gunsmithing
tips
like
this
so
yeah
this
is
the
pack
one
or
the
pocket
ak-1
this
is
probably
the
worst
legally
firearm
we've
ever
showed
off
on
the
channel
we
have
not
even
gotten
into
what
makes
this
just
a
just
a
piece
of
[ __ ]
but
before
we
do
that
let's
go
ahead
and
talk
about
something
real
quick
that's
not
a
piece
of
[ __ ]
kamikoto
knives
can
you
believe
they
trusted
me
with
these
these
kamikota
knives
are
uh
the
uh
i
can
only
describe
them
as
intimidatingly
sharp
i'm
legit
a
little
afraid
to
own
these
you
know
all
the
guns
that
i
have
i
know
those
won't
do
anything
but
uh
these
right
here
i
don't
trust
myself
with
this
honestly
these
make
the
perfect
gift
for
either
of
yourself
or
one
of
those
weird
knife
guys
in
your
family
that
are
super
into
this
[ __ ]
god
that's
[ __ ]
crazy
[ __ ]
dude
this
is
honestly
a
pretty
rad
sponsor
segment
so
if
you
want
to
check
these
things
out
maybe
as
a
gift
or
you
know
just
a
gift
to
you
because
you
deserve
it
i
feel
like
this
is
a
threat
but
kamikodo
is
offering
an
extra
50
off
if
you
use
the
code
brandon
or
go
to
kamakoto.com
brandon
gonna
go
ahead
and
leave
the
links
down
in
the
description
and
the
pin
comment
for
that
and
i
am
going
to
put
these
down
before
i
cut
myself
an
accident
so
the
beginning
of
this
video
brandon
you
said
you
hope
this
thing
doesn't
explode
why
did
you
say
that
well
when
i
first
went
out
to
fire
this
thing
just
to
kind
of
test
it
out
see
how
ridiculous
it
would
be
uh
it
locked
up
like
you
just
saw
in
the
beginning
of
the
video
so
that
got
me
thinking
so
i
got
back
to
the
shop
and
i
tried
a
set
of
go
no-go
gauges
if
you're
not
familiar
with
these
these
are
just
gauges
that
you
use
in
gunsmithing
to
check
your
headspace
it's
a way
of
measuring
lock
up
on
a
firearm
and
basically
just
how
deep
your
chamber's
drilled
and
everything
make
sure
everything's
kosher
and
that
uh
you're
not
going
to
have
a
case
head
separation
or
blow
up
your
gun
this
is
a
set
of
762
by
39
go
no-go
gauges
i've
got
a
go
gauge
here
i've
got
a
no-go
gauge
in
the
pocket
every
serious
ak
owner
should
have
a
set
of
these
so
go
gauge
is
there
to
make
sure
that
you've
got
enough
clearance
to
have
proper
lock
up
so
it
should
go
on
a
go
gauge
you
know
green
means
go
so
cool
goes
on
a
go
gauge
this
is
a
no-go
gauge
this
has
red
on
it
because
it's
not
supposed
to
go
this
makes
sure
you
don't
have
too
much
clearance
and
possibly
risking
blowing
up
your
firearm
that's
not
awesome
seriously
i've
seen
guns
that
swallow
a
no-go
gauge
before
but
this
thing
gives
this
thing
the
gluck
gluck
9000
this
should
not
close
this
this
is
there
to
let
you
know
that
there's
a
problem
with
your
headspace
so
the difference
between
a
go
gauge
and
a
no-go
gauge
is
about
eight
thousandths
of
an
inch
now
i
don't
have
a
field
gauge
but
that's
another
eight
thousandths
and
a
field
gauge
is
basically
just
telling
you
this
gun
is
not
safe
to
shoot
at
all
so
i
don't
have
a
field
gauge
that's
an
extra
eight
foul
but
i
do
have
a
shim
for
ten
thousandths
of
an
inch
so
let's
put
that
back
there
and
uh
we
got
a
little
bit
of
a
problem
here
i
bought
this
gun
brand
new
like
a
month
ago
so
this
came
brand
new
from
the
[ __ ]
factory
ready
to
blow
up
in
my
hand
but
let's
be
honest
that's
never
stopped
me
before
so
let's
keep
going
i
mean
come
on
the
lockups
just
right
there
above
where
my
finger
is
going
to
be
it's
not
like
uh
my
finger
my
index
finger
that
i
make
a
living
with
is
stuck
in
this
little
metal
guillotine
right
below
an
exploding
chamber
it's
the
worst
that
could
happen
so
now
that
we've
established
that
this
handgun
is
basically
a
hand
grenade
let's
talk
about
how
bad
this
would
be
to
actually
use
in
a
defensive
situation
completely
ignoring
for
now
you've
got
like
basically
no
muzzle
energy
out
of
this
even
though
you've
got
a
rifle
round
uh
the
cartridge
takes
up
about
half
of
the
barrel
length
and
the
other
half
is
vented
here
uh
to
be
like
an
integral
muzzle
break
so
god
knows
how
much
muzzle
energy
you
actually
have
in
this
thing
let's
see
aside
from
being
a
defensive
weapon
that
you
only
have
one
shot
in
and
you
saw
how
easy
it
is
to
break
it
open
once
you
shoot
it
uh
let's
try
to hit
steel
here
at
self-defense
distance
i'd
say
this
is
where
we
run
into
another
big
problem
on
the
hyzer
uh
pack
one
is
that
you
have
a
ridiculously
heavy
trigger
pull
i'm
gonna
go
ahead
and
unload
it
real
quick
uh
show
clear
this
trigger
is
[ __ ]
ridiculous
look
at
my
handshake
trying
to
pull
like
trying
to
pull
this
trigger
it's
[ __ ]
it's
terrible
and
all
that
trigger
weight
we
still
get
light
strikes
out
of
this
thing
so
let's
see
let's
see
what
we
can
do
in
this
target
so
uh
i'm
in
a
self-defense
situation
that's
my
person
i
don't
know
you
oh
light
strike
so
uh
that's
anti-climactic
hopefully
your
life
wasn't
on
the
line
twice
there
we
go
oh
[ __ ]
he's
got
a
friend
don't
worry
honey
i'm
coming
yeah
if
i
could
just
oh
why
didn't
i
spring
for
an
extra
two
hundred
dollars
and
buy
a
glock
oh
no
yeah
this
is
[ __ ]
garbage
this
is
completely
unusable
another
neat
feature
is
this
little
storage
compartment
right
here
in
the
handle
of
the
uh
the
pistol
itself
which
is
traditionally
used
in
a
derringer
to
store
extra
rounds
of
ammunition
as
you
only
have
of
course
the
one
or
on
the
double
barrel
the
two
in
the
pipe
so
uh
storing
ammo
in
the
handle
it's
actually
pretty
practical
uh
practical
little
application
for
it
the
only
problem
is
on
this
gun
in
particular
there's
absolutely
no
orientation
in
which
you
can
fit
a
7.62
by
39
cartridge
in
the
handle
of
the
gun
making
this
completely
useless
i
don't
know
maybe
it's
a
you
use
it
as
a
skittle
container
i
don't
[ __ ]
know
so
brandon
this
is
called
the
pocket
ak
so
what
what
is
this
what
makes
this
an
ak
other
than
being
chambered
in
762
by
39
nothing
[ __ ]
nothing
this
is
a
this
is
a
gimmicky
little
derringer
this
is
not
this
isn't
an
ak
this
i
i
hate
it
okay
so
let's
talk
about
muzzle
velocity
and
muzzle
energy
this
is
you
this
is
the
guy
she
told
you
not
to
worry
about
this
is
uh
my
type
1
ak
and
this
is
what
we're
going
to
use
to
demonstrate
a
typical
velocity
out
of
a
762
by
39
from
a
16
inch
barrel
i
forget
what
the
hyzer
technically
is
i
think
it's
like
a
four
inch
barrel
with
like
two
of
that
being
cartridge
and
at
least
another
inch
and
a
half
of
this
up
front
is
vented
on
both
sides
up
here
is
kind
of
like
an
integral
break
so
you're
not
exactly
getting
optimal
pressure
out
of
that
so
to
compare
the
two
in
a
very
scientific
way
we're
gonna
shoot
both
at
a
12
pack
of
caffeine
free
squirt
thirst
quencher
the
official
sponsor
of
holiday
cheers
this
is
what
762
by
39
out
of
a
15
and
a half
inch
barrel
does
to
a
12
pack
of
squirt
shooting
squirt
which
we
all
know
is
actually
just
p
in
three
two
one
gnarly
trying
the
same
thing
in
the
same
ammo
we
used
in
the
t1
except
out
of
this
little
thingy
so
uh
see
how
she
does
testing
if
it
really
is
not
about
the
size
of
the
wave
in
three
two
one
hey
it
actually
[ __ ]
fired
that
time
still
have
to
beat
it
open
though
yep
did
a
pretty
solid
number
on
this
one
still
uh
but
as
you
can
see
as
far
as
the
raw
energy
i
was
nowhere
near
the
same
shooting
with
the
full
16
inch
barrel
was
a
lot
more
explosive
in
energy
whereas
this
one
was
just
kind
of
a
hole
puncher
uh
and
i'm
pretty
sure
wherever
that
bullet
went
it
did
not
have
a
whole
lot
of
energy
left
over
was
that
16
inch
barrel
that
bowl
just
kept
on
going
let
me
propose
something
that's
a
little
weird
for
the
channel
okay
what
if
we
approach
this
a
little
bit
more
bear
with
me
scientifically
so
this
here
is
what
is
referred
to
as
a
chrono
or
a
chronograph
purpose
of
this
instrument
is
to
find
out
the
velocity
of
a
projectile
now
there's
a
ton
of
data
available
about
you
know
the
speeds
of
different
ammo
types
through
a
16
inch
barrel
all
the
way
down
to
like
a
10
inch
barrel
for
for
762
by
39
but
there's
really
no
data
for
a
vented
four
inch
barrel
as
a
man
of
science
myself
we're
going
to
fix
that
so
what
this
instrument
does
is
it's
going
to
determine
when
something
passes
through
this
first
little
loop
and
when
something
passes
through
the
second
and
the
time
it
takes
from
it
to
get
from
point
a
to
point
b
does
the
math
and
figures
out
how
fast
that
projectile
would
need
to
be
moving
three
two
one
[Applause]
dead
nuts
on
at
2
300
feet
per
second
which
is
roughly
where
it
should
be
so
that's
perfect
lets
us
know
we're
at
least
in
the
ballpark
now
let's
try
this
little
[ __ ]
pocket
pistol
let's
test
this
out
go
ahead
and
pause
the
video
let
me
know
your
predictions
down
in
the
comments
because
i'm
curious
i
have
my
own
predictions
but
i'm
not
going
to
tell
them
to
you
because
you
guys
are
just
going
to
roast
me
uh
whichever
direction
i'm
wrong
in
so
let's
see
what
happens
firing
in
three
two
one
and
actually
fired
that's
cool
i
still
want
to
unlock
whatever
1236
feet
per
second
i'm
actually
kind
of
surprised
it's
that
fast
i
almost
didn't
expect
it
to
break
the
sound
barrier
so
at
1200
feet
per
second
you've
taken
the
762
by
39
and
nerfed
it
down
to
something
that
is
roughly
the
same
velocity
as
nine
millimeter
and
you
have
better
hit
what
you
were
aiming
for
[Applause]
now
it's
not
even
[ __ ]
useful
for
that
so
if
any
of
you
out
there
were
uh
considering
this
as
a
even
remotely
practical
self-defense
option
hopefully
i
have
dissuaded
you
of
that
notion
because
this
is
[ __ ]
just
dog
[ __ ]
there
you
go
that
works
anyway
i
think
that's
uh
that's
about
all
we
can
do
on
that
little
uh
that
little
piece
right
there
uh
300
bucks
well
spent
huh
if
you
have
any
other
weird
[ __ ]
or
just
cool
guns
that
you'd
like
to
see
us
play
around
with
out
here
on
the
range
please
let
me
know
down
in
the
comments
be
sure
you're
part
of
that
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notification
squad
commenting
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doing
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weird
unsubscribing
people
who
follow
the
channel
kind
of
[ __ ]
again
anyhow
guys
i
appreciate
you
staying
till
the
end
of
the
video
and
as
always
i
will
see
you
sexy
youtube
mother
lovers
next
time
around
i
should
probably
go
get
that
because
that's
a
long
firearm
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knows
how
much
money
uh
how
much
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damn
it
how
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