i
think
i
finally
went
and
worked
myself
to
death
thanks
to
the
pandemic
people
all
over
the
globe
are
out
of
work
and
politicians
are
scrambling
to
get
the
economy
back
on
track
but
don't
you
feel
like
there's
something
wrong
with
work
even
before
the
rona
did
you
sense
it
like
an
invisible
chain
wrapping
around
you
forged
link
by
link
and
yard
by
yard
it
was
like
it
was
radioactive
like
i
would
take
construction
jobs
it
was
like
i
was
being
poisoned
yeah
you
know
it was
like
it
was
like
literally
like
i
was
getting
radiation
you
feel
like
you're
dying
you're
young
and
you're
awake
and
you're
like
i'm
dying
this
is
killing
me
i
think
learning
about
work
has
the
potential
to
cut
across
political
divides
in
these
polarized
times
because
a
lot
of
people
feel
and
i
want
to
explore
why
currently
i
have
two
full-time
jobs
i'm
a
professional
actor
and
i
also
do
whatever
this
is
but
i
want
to
tell
you
about
the
five
jobs
i
had
before
this
one
so
put
on
your
night
cap
sup
your
meager
plate
of
gruel
and
allow
me
to
play
the
ghost
of
christmas
my
first
real
job
when
i
was
still
a
teenager
was
doing
data
entry
as
an
office
temp
for
the
nhs
technically
i
worked
for
a
private
temp
agency
who
were
hired
by
the
nhs
but
it
was
my
job
to
take
paper
copies
of
patient
records
and
type
them
into
the
computer
i
was
usually
hired
during
a
busy
period
to
clear
a
big
stack
of
papers
and
then
after
a
few
weeks
i'd
be
moved
to
a
different
department
maybe
in
a
different
hospital
thing
is
people
only
requested
a
temp
when
the
records
piled
up
too
high
for
them
to
handle
and
the
process
of
requesting
an
arranging
one
took
a
couple
of
weeks
so
by
the
time
i
got
there
they'd
usually
managed
to
clear
the
backlog
themselves
my
boss
was
some
agency
dude
on
the
phone
who
i'd
never
met
nobody
in
the
office
had
any
authority
over
me
and
unless
i
really
pissed
them
off
it
wasn't
really
worth
the
effort
it
would
take
to
get
rid
of
me
the
only
time
i
never
got
tense
was
when
i
used
the
office
microwave
to
make
fish
soup
which
in
fairness
was
a
dick
move
so
most
of
the
time
i
was
paid
to
sit
around
doing
literally
nothing
and
you
might
think
that
sounds
like
a
pretty
sweet
gig
but
it
was
miserable
i
still
have
to
get
up
early
put
on
a
tie
go
into
an
office
which
was
usually
in
a
horrible
cramped
old
building
with
the
heating
turned
up
way
too
high
and
those
white
styrofoam
ceiling
tiles
only
they'd
all
go
yellow
with
age
and
sit
there
all
day
doing
nothing
when
i
could
have
been
doing
literally
anything
else
i
was
never
in
an
office
long
enough
to
get
to
know
anyone
or
share
in
the
banter
i
just
drank
lots
of
tea
and
read
a
book
and
did
pointless
mental
exercises
like
figure
out
exactly
how
much
i
was
being
paid
per
second
just
to
sit
there
you
could
probably
put
the
whole
nhs
on
one
computer
system
and
give
the
doctors
those
pad
things
from
star
trek
and
then
there
wouldn't
be
any
paper
records
and
i
could
have
just
made
fish
soup
at
home
and
it
turns
out
that
a
lot
of
people
feel
that
way
about
their
jobs
the
anthropologist
david
graber
was
famous
for
his
analysis
of
so-called
[ __ ]
jobs
not
just
hard
jobs
those
are
something
else
and
i've
had
a
few
of
them
too
in
order
to
qualify
as
a
[ __ ]
job
the
person
doing
it
has
to
believe
that
there
isn't
really
any
point
but
they
have
to
pretend
like
there
is
according
to
a
2015
poll
by
yougov
37
of
british
workers
believe
that
their
job
makes
no
meaningful
contribution
to
the
world
and
maybe
that's
not
surprising
because
the
main
products
of
the
british
economy
since
the
thatcher
years
have
been
sarcasm
and
transphobia
but
it
might
not
just
be
cruel
britannia
supposedly
in
the
netherlands
it's
40
we
might
want
to
take
those
numbers
with
a
pinch
of
salt
that
poll
asked
849
adults
which
is
hardly
every
working
person
in
britain
but
when
graber
wrote
a
little
article
about
[ __ ]
jobs
it
went
viral
and
got
translated
into
over
a
dozen
languages
he
got
a
ton
of
emails
from
people
being
like
yes
my
job
is
nonsense
which
suggests
that
it
might
have
struck
a
chord
i
certainly
found
it
relatable
that
data
entry
job
was
pure
[ __ ]
it
was
just
a
test
of
my
mental
stamina
how
long
can
you
sit
here
pretending
to
do
something
before
you
give
up
and
it's
the
pretending
that's
exhausting
which
is
kind
of
a
weird
thing
for
me
to
say
because
now
pretending
is
my
job
there's
quite
a
lot
of
pretending
that
goes
into
making
this
show
plus
like
i
said
i'm
also
an
actor
and
that
is
literally
just
playing
pretend
diary
of
a
workaday
actor
dear
diary
today
i
did
a
commercial
for
a
product
i've
never
used
i
had
to
pick
up
a
jug
of
water
and
put
it
down
in
front
of
the
camera
27
times
then
i
had
to
throw
a
bottle
into
a
bin
17
times
missing
in
exactly
the
same
way
every
time
i've
never
used
the
product
before
i
don't
expect
i
ever
will
and
i
wasn't
paid
very
much
to
do
it
all
in
all
it
was
a
great
day
when
i'm
acting
though
i'm
pretending
on
my
own
terms
my
first
job
out
of
drama
school
was
doing
voice
over
for
an
accounting
firm's
internal
corporate
video
and
it
was
a
blast
i
had
a
great
day
i
didn't
write
the
script
or
direct
it
but
i
had
creative
control
over
my
performance
and
that
counts
for
a
lot
[ __ ]
jobs
require
you
to
pretend
for
your
boss
even
if
you
know
and
they
know
that
there's
no
point
in
you
being
there
you
still
have
to
do
it
someone
else
owns
your
time
so
you
just
have
to
sit
there
and
use
it
up
on
pointless
tasks
till
the
end
of
the
day
it
grinds
down
your
self-esteem
until
you
just
feel
like
crap
but
you
can't
admit
that
you
can't
say
out
loud
this
job
sucks
and
i
hate
it
because
if
you
do
you
might
lose
it
so
you
have
to
be
like
oh
yeah
i
am
really
passionate
about
data
entry
i
i
just
love
getting
data
and
entering
it
i
j
sometimes
i
do
data
entry
on
the
weekends
i'm
just
weird
like
that
like
i
got
a
dog
i
named
him
data
entry
like
what
no
i
don't
mind
that
the
office
smells
of
fish
soup
i
love
it
this
is
closely
connected
to
an
idea
you
might
have
heard
of
called
emotional
labor
it
was
thought
up
by
a
sociologist
called
ali
hostchild
in
the
80s
who
famously
did
a
study
of
delta
airlines
flight
attendants
they
had
to
manage
the
emotions
of
their
passengers
always
having
a
smile
and
a
helpful
attitude
and
a
smile
and
a
comforting
presence
and
a
smile
and
a
smile
and
a
smile
and
a
smile
and
a
smile
technically
speaking
my
data
entry
job
didn't
involve
emotional
labor
even
though
i
did
have
to
pretend
like
i
was
working
in
order
for
it
to
count
as
emotional
labor
the
job
has
to
be
public
facing
and
the
performance
has
to
be
something
your
boss
can
monetize
the
smile
on
that
face
is
part
of
what
keeps
them
coming
back
to
delta
it
is
literally
what
you
are
being
paid
for
not
all
emotional
labor
is
bad
a
nurse
for
instance
might
need
to
comfort
a
patient
as
part
of
their
job
and
that's
okay
the
question
hostchild
asks
though
is
if
delta
airlines
is
paying
you
to
smile
in
what
sense
is
that
smile
really
yours
if
your
job
is
to
produce
an
emotion
and
your
boss
owns
everything
you
produce
at
work
and
that
emotion
isn't
really
yours
it's
theirs
those
flight
attendants
had
to
stuff
their
own
feelings
of
boredom
and
resentment
down
inside
and
ignore
them
because
it
wasn't
what
they
were
being
paid
to
experience
and
it
really
affected
their
feelings
they
felt
like
work
robots
in
a
similar
way
if
you
have
to
pretend
like
your
job
is
meaningful
when
deep
down
you
know
that
it's
[ __ ]
that's
your
employer
laying
claim
to
the
lens
through
which
you
view
reality
to
your
values
and
what
you
think
constitutes
meaningful
work
so
no
wonder
it's
upsetting
the
opposite
of
a
[ __ ]
job
is
a
hero
job
a
job
that
absolutely
has
to
be
done
no
matter
what
if
you're
talking
about
a
hero
job
you
would
better
be
praising
it
and
the
people
doing
it
the
two
that
spring
to
mind
are
the
military
and
the
police
it's
considered
bad
form
to
question
those
institutions
even
though
if
you
ask
any
troop
or
cop
they'll
tell
you
the
job
involves
a
fair
amount
of
[ __ ]
here
in
the
uk
we're
starting
to
see
the
idea
of
hero
jobs
used
as
a
tool
of
workplace
discipline
when
the
pandemic
started
we
were
all
encouraged
to
stand
on
our
doorsteps
and
clap
for
the
nhs
there
are
big
banners
up
in
london
now
thanking
our
heroes
but
many
of
the
people
cheering
on
the
nhs
now
were
absolutely
land-based
in
junior
doctors
when
they
went
on
strike
in
2015.
healthcare
staff
have
for
almost
a
decade
pointed
out
that
austerity
and
public
sector
pay
freezes
have
left
them
dangerously
overworked
and
underpaid
but
the
government
still
won't
give
them
a
pay
rise
when
teachers
unions
which
is
to
say
teachers
expressed
doubt
about
the
safety
of
opening
schools
again
the
daily
mail
ran
the
headline
let
teachers
be
heroes
if
your
job
is
a
heroic
one
then
anything
that
stops
you
doing
it
is
villainous
if
you're
a
hero
you're
not
a
worker
so
you
don't
get
control
over
your
workplace
you
get
a
heroic
cause
to
die
for
i
could
have
gone
on
getting
paid
for
nothing
pretending
to
work
in
that
office
and
eventually
i
could
have
started
stealing
nhs
valor
like
yes
i
did
data
entry
for
the
nhs
please
ladies
there's
only
one
but
i
couldn't
handle
it
it
wore
me
down
with
its
sheer
pointlessness
so
i
quit
as
i
soon
discovered
though
the
only
thing
worse
than
a
[ __ ]
job
that
does
nothing
is
a
[ __ ]
job
that
hurts
people
this
probably
doesn't
count
as
a
job
since
i
was
technically
never
paid
but
a
few
years
ago
i
went
to
live
in
new
zealand
for
a
few
months
over
the
summer
i
spent
most
of
my
savings
on
the
flights
so
i
thought
i'll
get
a
job
for
a
few
months
make
a
bit
of
money
and
then
travel
around
having
fun
but
you
know
me
i
had
to
try
and
be
clever
about
it
i
thought
that
if
i
got
a
job
where
i
wore
a
tie
i'd
make
more
than
all
those
suckers
working
in
a
bar
or
picking
fruit
so
i
signed
up
with
a
dodgy
company
selling
door-to-door
insurance
i
honestly
couldn't
tell
you
what
kind
of
insurance
we
were
supposed
to
be
selling
i
think
it
was
for
some
very
specific
financial
thing
but
in
any
case
the
real
business
was
getting
people
to
sign
over
their
contact
details
so
we
could
sell
them
on
that's
why
the
most
important
bit
of
the
form
was
actually
the
little
box
they
had
to
take
to
say
that
we
were
legally
allowed
to
do
that
which
we
were
encouraged
by
the
way
to
just
gloss
over
like
yeah
that's
nobody
just
go
and
take
that
there
and
sign
that
at
the
bottom
yeah
in
blood
if
you
can
the
work
was
on
commission
and
i
was
told
that
i
could
make
a
few
hundred
dollars
a
day
if
i
was
good
at
it
i
was
pretty
good
at
improv
and
i
liked
talking
to
people
so
i
thought
what
the
hell
they
sent
me
out
with
one
of
their
best
guys
to
learn
the
ropes
covering
a
fancy
neighborhood
in
auckland
and
it
sucked
we
only
signed
up
two
people
all
day
the
first
was
a
guy
who
didn't
speak
english
and
the
second
was
a
heavily
pregnant
woman
who
clearly
just
wanted
us
to
leave
my
colleague
pressured
her
into
signing
the
form
and
i
honestly
just
felt
ashamed
of
myself
walking
back
alongside
a
motorway
after
a
long
day
of
trying
to
sell
pointless
insurance
tired
and
dehydrated
i
wondered
how
many
other
people
did
[ __ ]
jobs
like
this
one
why
did
they
exist
in
the
first
place
how
come
so
many
people
were
stuck
doing
useless
things
or
unemployed
completely
when
there's
so
much
work
in
the
world
that
needs
to
be
done
we've
got
a
hell
of
a lot
of
climate
related
stuff
to
do
feels
like
we
could
squeeze
a
few
jobs
out
of
that
we
need
nurses
we
need
teachers
we
need
carers
some
people
like
to
answer
that
question
by
saying
that
young
people
aren't
doing
those
jobs
they're
all
doing
useless
degrees
in
media
studies
and
critical
race
theory
and
starting
patreon
campaigns
and
inventing
five
new
genders
when
they
should
be
doing
stem
either
that
or
it's
all
these
government
regulations
tying
us
all
up
in
red
tape
bloody
brussels
bureaucrats
telling
us
how
bendy
the
bananas
have
to
be
i'm
british
i
like
my
bananas
straight
hard
and
green
like
the
hulk's
dick
but
at
the
very
least
that
can't
be
the
full
picture
because
[ __ ]
proliferates
even
in
so-called
real
jobs
graber
talks
a
lot
about
the
increasing
amount
of
[ __ ]
the
university
lecturers
have
to
do
instead
of
actually
teaching
and
the
private
sector
isn't
necessarily
any
better
my
job
selling
pretend
insurance
was
completely
private
and
completely
pointless
so
why
do
these
jobs
exist
now
in
fairness
maybe
i
thought
that
was
a
[ __ ]
job
but
i'm
not
a
big
brain
finance
genius
maybe
we
were
really
helping
those
people
maybe
there's
some
dude
in
new
zealand
now
who's
like
ah
the
global
economy
seems
to
have
collapsed
good
thing
i
bought
all
that
insurance
for
this
exact
situation
maybe
you
don't
know
how
your
job
fits
into
the
whole
company
but
you
must
be
doing
something
useful
otherwise
why
would
the
people
at
the
top
have
paid
to
hire
you
graber's
thought
of
that
though
he
says
yeah
if
your
boss
ever
came
to
believe
that
your
job
is
completely
useless
you'd
probably
be
sacked
so
when
the
boss
comes
around
you'll
pretend
like
you're
working
on
something
really
important
and
when
your
boss's
boss
comes
around
your
boss
is
going
to
pretend
as
well
so
the
higher
up
the
organization
you
get
the
less
of
a
clue
you're
gonna
have
about
what
everyone
below
you
is
actually
doing
all
things
he
also
says
that
if
you
tell
mid-level
management
types
that
a
lot
of
the
people
under
them
don't
really
need
to
be
there
they
get
hostile
[ __ ]
jobs
are
often
just
there
as
a
status
symbol
if
you've
got
people
working
under
you
then
that
means
you're
important
you're
the
head
of
the
team
and
that
feels
good
even
if
you
and
the
team
just
take
turns
microwaving
fish
soup
all
day
another
reason
might
be
that
[ __ ]
helps
us
avoid
doing
things
that
we
don't
really
want
to
do
[ __ ]
gives
a
false
impression
it
ticks
a
box
so
somebody
has
their
ass
covered
but
it's
not
actually
supposed
to
change
the
world
for
example
in
the
uk
the
equality
act
of
2010
gives
every
public
body
a
legal
duty
to
promote
equality
the
way
that's
often
cashed
out
is
an
organization
like
say
a
university
will
publish
a
document
talking
about
their
goals
and
their
policies
and
their
values
but
scholar
sarah
ahmed
has
pointed
out
that
a
lot
of
organizations
like
universities
will
publish
say
a
racial
equality
action
plan
but
then
not
actually
do
anything
to
combat
racism
they'd
be
like
we
are
committed
to
to
fighting
racism
and
that's
why
we've
commissioned
a
commission
even
as
we
continue
concentrating
power
and
money
in
the
hands
of
white
people
and
people
can
tell
they
can
tell
when
you
don't
really
mean
it
some
of
those
people
then
go
this
racism
stuff
is
all
a
lot
of
box
you
virtue
signaling
snowflakes
they
have
correctly
identified
a
problem
of
[ __ ]
but
they
haven't
realized
that
the
[ __ ]
work
is
being
done
specifically
to
hide
the
actual
problem
which
is
very
real
and
i
bet
if
you
look
around
you'll
find
people
whose
job
it
is
to
produce
documents
like
that
whether
about
racial
equality
or
climate
policy
or
health
and
safety
rules
documents
that
are
there
just
to
exist
just
to
look
like
they're
doing
something
documents
become
forms
of
institutional
performance
there
are
ways
in
which
universities
perform
an
image
of
themselves
and
there
are
also
ways
in
which
universities
perform
in
the
sense
of
doing
well
if
we're
committed
to
anti-racism
and
we've
said
that
we
are
then
how
can
we
be
racist
speaking
of
pointless
documents
i
didn't
think
that
selling
door-to-door
insurance
was
really
my
calling
in
life
it
wasn't
meaningfully
impacting
the
world
in
fact
it
was
making
the
world
worse
and
i
didn't
want
to
lie
to
people
i
did
that
one
day's
training
and
then
i
never
went
back
instead
i
got
a
job
doing
something
much
more
humiliating
having
failed
to
find
a
clever
way
around
it
i
took
a
job
in
a
bar
and
it
was
okay
i
chose
that
bar
in
particular
because
i
fancied
myself
a
stand-up
comedian
at
the
time
and
they
let
me
tell
jokes
on
little
stage
in
the
corner
it
did
not
go
well
because
i
was
19
and
i
was
not
funny
and
then
after
my
set
i
had
to
put
on
my
work
shirt
and
clear
the
glasses
of
the
people
in
front
of
whom
i
had
just
bombed
so
that
was
humiliating
the
bar
was
owned
by
a
guy
called
bruno
and
he
paid
me
the
new
zealand
minimum
wage
which
back
then
was
about
fifteen
dollars
an
hour
the
cost
of
a
pint
in
that
pub
was
about
eight
or
nine
dollars
so
as
i
was
working
i
got
to
thinking
by
pouring
just
four
pints
i've
made
bruno
double
what
it
cost
to
hire
me
for
the
whole
hour
and
in
an
hour
i
can
pour
50
100
more
pints
if
there's
a
rush
on
so
he
must
be
raking
it
in
although
actually
that's
not
all
profit
because
he's
got
to
pay
for
the
beer
and
the
cleaning
and
the
electricity
and
the
food
and
stuff
but
still
he
must
be
doing
pretty
well
and
actually
the
only
way
that
he
gets
money
to
pay
for
any
of
that
stuff
is
because
i'm
here
doing
the
work
behind
the
bar
and
then
the
customer
was
like
can
i
have
my
plan
or
not
and
i
was
like
yeah
sorry
if
bruno
didn't
come
in
as
he
frequently
didn't
we'd
have
just
kept
going
if
the
bar
staff
don't
come
in
no
money
gets
made
as
we've
seen
with
the
pandemic
ceos
hedge
fund
managers
landlords
they
can
all
stop
working
and
it's
basically
fine
if
supermarket
assistants
stop
working
or
bus
drivers
or
cleaners
then
everything
falls
apart
the
profit
doesn't
come
from
the
people
at
the
top
it
comes
from
the
people
at
the
bottom
that
job
working
in
the
pub
was
the
first
time
it
really
struck
me
that
there's
a
world
of
difference
between
somebody
who
works
to
produce
something
like
a
pint
or
a
chair
or
a
microwave
or
a
delicious
kind
of
fish
soup
and
the
person
who
owns
and
then
sells
it
i
had
heard
the
term
working
class
before
but
that
was
the
first
time
it
really
clicked
like
a
lot
of
people
i
thought
class
just
had
something
to
do
with
how
much
money
you
had
or
where
you
went
to
school
or
especially
in
the
uk
what
sort
of
an
accent
you've
got
but
working
there
i
was
like
that
stuff's
mainly
just
aesthetic
isn't
it
the
real
divide
is
between
people
who
get
money
by
owning
stuff
like
bruno
does
and
people
who
don't
own
anything
so
all
they
have
is
their
ability
to
work
the
image
i
had
in
my
head
of
a
working
class
job
was
like
a
man
in
a
factory
but
that's
just
because
historically
men
working
in
factories
were
easier
to
organize
into
unions
because
they
were
already
in
one
place
even
in
marx's
time
there
weren't
actually
that
many
people
doing
factory
jobs
compared
to
the
number
of
boot
polishers
cab
drivers
nurses
teachers
sex
workers
and
so
on
a
lot
of
those
jobs
were
historically
done
by
women
or
people
of
color
and
so
they
tended
to
just
get
overlooked
and
they
still
are
i've
heard
people
say
today
that
we
are
all
middle
class
now
because
the
factory
jobs
have
gone
overseas
as
if
our
uber
drivers
and
baristas
and
cleaners
are
all
just
invisible
speaking
of
people
who
usually
got
overlooked
my
co-workers
were
a
pretty
chill
bunch
especially
this
one
guy
javier
who
was
the
hardest
working
person
i've
ever
met
he
cleaned
and
stacked
those
glasses
so
fast
it
was
a
blur
it
was
like
watching
someone
do
dragon
ball
z
on
crockery
he
was
from
brazil
i
think
and
he
was
working
a
minimum
wage
job
in
new
zealand
to
send
money
back
to
his
family
i
didn't
ask
how
he
ended
up
in
that
situation
but
i
felt
kind
of
sorry
for
him
because
the
way
the
managers
and
the
customers
looked
at
him
and
spoke
to
him
compared
to
me
a
white
person
with
an
english
accent
was
really
obvious
what
i
came
to
realize
is
that
he
had
to
work
that
hard
in
order
to
be
allowed
to
stay
and
yet
cruelly
he
would
never
be
recognized
for
his
hard
work
the
promise
is
that
if
you
work
hard
you
can
get
ahead
but
in
javier's
case
that
just
wasn't
going
to
happen
there
wasn't
a
specific
rule
barring
him
from
a
promotion
or
a
raise
but
he
just
obviously
wasn't
gonna
get
one
no
matter
how
hard
he
worked
he
was
gonna
stay
working
class
maybe
for
the
rest
of
his
life
and
presumably
his
children
would
too
which
would
affect
their
chances
of
being
in
the
right
room
with
the
right
people
or
getting
the
right
education
to
escape
the
poverty
trap
and
this
isn't
me
disparaging
him
or
calling
him
a
victim
or
anything
on
the
contrary
he
was
a
legend
and
a
damn
good
classy
but
undoubtedly
he
was
forced
unfairly
to
live
that
way
because
he
wasn't
white
so
that
bruno
could
make
money
off
him
and
bruno
wasn't
a
bad
guy
he
was
actually
kind
of
nice
on
my
last
night
working
there
a
female
customer
sexually
assaulted
me
in
a
corridor
as
he
happened
to
be
walking
past
and
he
actually
told
her
off
on
my
behalf
which
was
cool
of
him
but
that
was
just
the
way
the
place
ran
me
and
javier
were
on
the
same
team
because
we
had
nothing
to
celebrate
our
labour
even
though
we
were
from
really
different
backgrounds
different
countries
even
and
bruno
he
just
wasn't
on
our
side
after
my
adventures
in
new
zealand
i
came
back
to
the
uk
i
got
a
first
class
degree
in
philosophy
from
one
of
the
best
universities
in
the
world
and
then
i
moved
back
to
my
hometown
and
got
a
job
in
a
pub
because
economy
should
have
done
stem
instead
of
inventing
all
those
extra
genders
the
manager
who
i'll
call
dave
was
about
seven
feet
tall
jacked
and
very
accustomed
to
getting
his
own
way
you
know
one
of
those
managers
who
likes
to
think
that
he's
one
of
the
gang
but
has
no
idea
how
intimidating
he
actually
is
the
chef
was
one
of
the
biggest
[ __ ]
i
have
ever
met
in
my
life
when
talking
to
the
female
staff
members
he
had
two
modes
sexual
harassment
or
shouting
most
shifts
he
managed
to
make
someone
cry
one
time
me
and
some
of
the
other
staff
complained
but
dave
couldn't
fire
him
because
then
we'd
have
to
close
down
for
a couple
of
days
and
get
another
chef
and
get
all
the
menus
reprinted
by
the
way
pro
tip
if
you
ever
go
to
an
english
pub
for
food
either
get
a
burger
or
fish
and
chips
because
they're
just
about
the
only
things
that
are
actually
cooked
on
the
premises
the
sunday
roast
arrived
pre-cooked
on
friday
night
and
was
heated
up
in
the
microwave
the
owner
of
the
place
who
i'll
call
ebenezer
scrooge
was
also
an
[ __ ]
he
would
come
by
maybe
once
a
week
wave
to
the
regulars
pull
a
couple
of
pints
then
find
some
excuse
to
steal
the
contents
of
the
tip
jar
he
also
had
a
security
camera
specifically
to
watch
the
staff
on
the
till
and
that
got
me
thinking
if
he
wanted
to
steal
the
tips
there
was
nothing
any
of
us
could
do
he
had
a
camera
watching
us
but
we
didn't
have
a
camera
watching
him
he
kept
a
record
of
every
transaction
to
make
sure
we
didn't
steal
from
him
but
when
he
gave
us
our
paychecks
at
the
end
of
the
month
yeah
we
just
had
to
trust
that
it
was
right
we
didn't
want
to
work
with
the
chef
but
we
had
to
because
scrooge
who
didn't
have
to
work
with
him
said
that
we
did
when
dave
gave
us
our
shifts
we
just
had
to
trust
that
he
hadn't
booked
us
for
illegally
long
working
hours
the
onus
was
on
us
to
check
the
law
and
to
try
and
persuade
him
to
change
it
if
he
had
i
used
to
dread
going
into
work
in
that
place
the
powerlessness
made
me
feel
humiliated
less
than
a
human
being
i
felt
sorry
for
my
co-workers
i
felt
sorry
for
anyone
who
had
to
do
a
job
like
that
i
even
felt
a
little
bit
sorry
for
dave
who
was
ostensibly
on
our
side
but
had
been
turned
into
a
lap
dog
for
a
man
who
would
surely
sack
him
the
second
he
stopped
being
profitable
i
felt
sorry
for
the
millions
of
people
for
whom
that
job
would
have
been
a
godsend
but
who
would
be
left
to
die
in
the
streets
because
the
scrooges
of
the
world
couldn't
find
a
way
to
squeeze
money
out
of
them
over
time
i
stopped
feeling
sorry
for
anyone
and
i
just
resented
everybody
in
there
including
myself
both
for
landing
in
the
job
and
for
not
being
tough
enough
to
hack
it
when
i
looked
at
the
tv
and
i
saw
people
talking
about
freedom
and
democracy
and
choices
i
got
angry
because
i
felt
it
was
just
a
bad
joke
work
makes
a
mockery
of
freedom
the
official
line
is
that
we
all
have
rights
and
live
in
a
democracy
other
unfortunates
who
aren't
free
like
we
are
have
to
live
in
police
states
these
victims
obey
orders
or
else
no
matter
how
arbitrary
the
authorities
keep
them
under
regular
surveillance
state
bureaucrats
control
even
the
smaller
details
of
everyday
life
the
officials
who
push
them
around
are
answerable
only
to
higher
ups
public
or
private
either
way
dissent
and
disobedience
are
punished
informers
report
regularly
to
the
authorities
all
this
is
supposed
to
be
a
very
bad
thing
and
so
it
is
although
it
is
nothing
but
a
description
of
the
modern
workplace
but
i
don't
like
to
be
negative
i
thought
that
before
i
painted
my
face
in
joker
makeup
and
emptied
the
cash
register
i
should
try
and
think
about
it
from
scrooge's
position
wasn't
he
doing
me
a
favor
by
giving
me
a
job
hell
didn't
i
literally
walk
in
there
and
ask
for
one
wasn't
i
technically
free
to
leave
at
any
time
was
it
possible
that
i
resented
him
more
for
his
success
than
the
control
he
had
over
me
would
i
feel
better
if
i
just
worked
really
hard
and
then
i'd
be
able
to
go
home
at
the
end
of
the
day
feeling
proud
that
i
had
made
the
customers
really
happy
what
if
i
try
to
look
at
the
whole
situation
from
the
point
of
view
of
a
job
creator
hola
amigos
i
have
a
proposition
for
you
i
represent
the
interests
of
an
investment
fund
who
represent
a
bank
who
represent
another
bank
who
represent
a
foreign
government
who
pretend
to
represent
their
people
but
actually
represent
the
interests
of
an
american
hotel
chain
and
we
would
like
to
build
a
luxury
five-star
resort
on
cuba
where
you
live
the
hotel
will
have
a
pool
a
spa
a
gym
a
private
strip
of
beach
300
suites
four
restaurants
and
bars
daycare
facilities
and
a
business
center
for
corporate
event
higher
we
will
create
upwards
of
500
jobs
and
attract
international
customers
to
your
island
relations
between
the
united
states
and
cuba
haven't
always
been
cordial
but
castro's
been
dead
for
a
few
years
let's
face
it
cuba
could
probably
use
some
extra
cash
you
are
an
island
you
don't
have
a
lot
of
natural
resources
but
it's
a
beautiful
country
with
pristine
waters
and
scuba
diving
and
a
fascinating
history
with
our
help
you
could
become
a
hot
tourist
destination
guests
will
come
they'll
stay
in
the
hotel
they'll
spend
money
in
the
local
businesses
which
makes
cubans
rich
so
everybody
wins
excuse
me
nihao
chenchoncheng
yes
i'm
talking
with
the
cubans
now
we're
very
excited
to
build
this
hotel
for
you
it's
my
boss
would
you
just
give
me
two
minutes
yes
yes
i
told
him
it
would
attract
lots
of
wealthy
international
tourists
to
the
island
no
no
of
course
not
now
no
no
the
resort
is
designed
to
keep
the
guests
inside
by
providing
everything
that
they
need
on
site
i
mean
they
might
go
into
town
to
buy
a
souvenir
or
something
but
they'll
spend
most
of
their
time
by
the
pool
or
in
the
bars
or
the
restaurants
and
those
are
all
owned
by
you
yes
it
is
quite
clever
isn't
it
well
look
at
minimum
wage
jobs
out
of
it
keeps
them
out
of
trouble
uh
well
if
you
don't
want
to
be
seen
doing
business
in
cuba
then
that's
not
a
problem
we
can
set
up
a
shell
company
in
uh
panama
or
the
canary
islands
or
somewhere
where
the
tax
man
can't
get
his
grubby
fingers
and
uh
then
the
shell
company
will
officially
own
the
hotel
but
you'll
own
the
shell
company
so
the
profits
will
all
go
to
you
and
that
way
if
there's
a
problem
with
the
working
conditions
or
there's
an
accident
or
something
it
doesn't
get
back
to
you
yes
well
we'll
have
to
employ
some
people
in
the
shale
company
to
uh
do
[ __ ]
jobs
creating
documents
that
sort
of
thing
to
make
sure
it
seems
legit
yes
creating
jobs
that's
what
it's
all
about
all
right
zijan
give
my
regards
to
the
general
secretary
sorry
about
that
that
was
my
employer
he's
very
keen
to
help
your
country
become
delicious
on
the
international
stage
i
i
mean
competitive
on
the
international
stage
what's
that
why
does
cuba
need
foreign
investment
well
be
because
you're
poor
and
i'm
sure
that's
just
bad
luck
i'm
sure
that
nobody's
deliberately
kept
you
poor
by
imposing
trade
sanctions
on
you
at
the
behest
of
american
oil
companies
don't
google
it
what's
that
you
say
that
you
want
to
come
and
work
in
my
country
instead
of
doing
a
minimum
wage
job
there
no
no
no
no
i'm
afraid
that
won't
be
possible
unless
you
have
what
we
in
english
call
a
a
visa
comprende
see
you'll
just
have
to
stay
in
your
own
country
and
work
very
hard
to
make
it
better
by
working
for
us
what's
that
you
say
that
this
is
imperialism
you
say
that
we're
foreign
dogs
you
say
you'd
rather
own
the
hotel
yourselves
well
next
you'll
be
saying
that
you
want
to
own
your
own
country's
natural
resources
and
make
sure
the
money
from
them
goes
to
benefit
the
people
of
your
country
rather
than
the
owners
of
foreign
capital
oh
god
one
moment
please
good
morning
vice
president
oh
madam
vice
president
indeed
i'll
get
straight
to
the
point
how
do
you
feel
about
a
war
with
cuba
i
did
try
but
working
in
that
pub
it
kind
of
felt
like
the
whole
enterprise
was
more
about
keeping
me
under
control
than
putting
money
in
my
pocket
and
i
don't
think
that
was
just
because
scrooge
was
an
[ __ ]
he
could
have
been
really
nice
bruno
was
but
that
wouldn't
have
made
a
difference
to
the
amount
of
control
he
had
over
me
consider
another
rich
person
and
a
famously
nice
guy
andrew
carnegie
carnegie
was
a
scottish
immigrant
to
the
united
states
who
eventually
became
the
richest
man
in
the
country
by
today's
standards
he
was
a
multi-billionaire
and
he
was
also
fun
fact
the
real
life
inspiration
for
the
character
of
scrooge
mcduck
i'm
not
making
that
up
carnegie
wrote
an
essay
in
1889
called
the
gospel
of
wealth
which
is
one
of
the
most
influential
bits
of
philosophy
i
think
i've
ever
read
in
my
life
i've
been
hearing
these
arguments
almost
verbatim
since
i
was
born
the
idea
that
the
best
way
to
help
poor
people
is
to
give
them
a
job
as
a
ladder
out
of
poverty
that's
carnegie
the
idea
that
socialists
are
just
lazy
and
they
resent
rich
people
for
their
success
that's
carnegie
the
idea
that
wealth
is
created
not
by
labor
but
by
the
organization
and
intelligence
of
the
people
at
the
top
that's
carnegie
the
idea
that
giving
aid
directly
to
the
poor
will
make
them
dependent
and
hurt
them
more
in
the
long
run
that's
carnegie
skiing
down
a
mountain
of
gold
coins
and
making
christmas
trees
out
of
dollar
bills
okay
apparently
that
one
was
actually
scrooge
mcduck
but
if
carnegie
had
had
that
much
gold
i
bet
you
he
would
have
tried
it
a
lot
of
these
ideas
he
pinched
from
a
philosopher
called
herbert
spencer
who
i
talked
about
in
my
video
on
charles
darwin
but
carnegie
updated
them
he
brought
them
back
and
more
importantly
he
made
them
seem
like
kindness
because
by
most
accounts
he
was
a
pretty
nice
guy
he
gave
away
billions
of
dollars
in
today's
money
and
he
encouraged
rich
people
to
give
their
wealth
away
for
the
public
good
rather
than
hoard
it
carnegie
hall
in
new
york
city
is
named
after
him
because
he
paid
for
it
but
here's
the
kicker
who
gets
to
decide
what
the
public
good
is
well
andrew
carnegie
does
of
course
he
decided
that
the
people
of
new
york
would
benefit
from
a
big
fancy
concert
hall
and
undoubtedly
many
of
them
have
but
he
didn't
go
to
the
people
and
say
hey
i've
got
a
few
spare
million
dollars
what
do
you
need
because
that
would
have
put
them
in
control
maybe
they
could
have
voted
on
what
to
do
with
that
money
and
maybe
they
would
have
voted
to
build
a
consul
hall
maybe
they
wouldn't
maybe
they'd
have
said
we
want
you
to
pay
your
taxes
andrew
carnegie
we
want
to
take
that
money
and
spend
it
on
housing
and
food
so
then
we
can
control
our
own
lives
and
then
maybe
we
wouldn't
have
to
work
for
you
anymore
you
charming
yet
insidious
scottish
duck
carnegie
described
himself
as
an
agent
of
the
poor
but
an
agent
is
somebody
who
works
on
your
behalf
and
who
you
can
recall
if
you
want
to
that's
not
what
he's
describing
what
he's
describing
is
called
technocracy
a
system
of
government
in
which
the
most
competent
people
have
control
but
they
are
also
the
people
who
decide
what
competent
means
and
therefore
in
my
opinion
that
is
a
dictatorship
with
brunch
i
don't
care
if
you
call
it
carnegie
hall
or
the
bezos
academy
or
the
gates
foundation
i
don't
want
presents
from
rich
people
i
want
control
over
my
own
life
when
i
play
fallout
new
vegas
i
kill
mr
house
every
goddamn
time
and
working
in
that
pub
i
didn't
feel
like
any
of
us
were
in
control
except
scrooge
there
was
a
guy
who
used
to
come
in
every
day
as
soon
as
we
opened
and
he
would
order
a
pint
of
john
smith's
the
cheapest
tail
we
had
and
then
he'd
order
another
one
and
another
one
and
another
one
all
day
counting
out
his
change
on
the
bar
he
was
an
alcoholic
and
he
was
killing
himself
he
was
killing
himself
with
john
smith's
but
i
had
to
serve
him
because
scrooge
said
i
did
i
remember
the
night
that
i
decided
to
quit
it
was
late
and
my
shift
was
supposed
to
have
ended
but
scrooge
had
a
policy
of
never
asking
the
regulars
to
leave
even
if
they
stayed
past
closing
there
was
this
one
regular
eddie
who
was
in
there
drinking
with
his
girlfriend
and
i'd
spoken
to
them
a
couple
of
times
before
so
i
guess
that
they
felt
comfortable
enough
to
start
saying
some
incredibly
racist
[ __ ]
for
context
the
town
that
i
grew
up
in
was
very
racially
segregated
there
were
some
people
of
color
living
there
but
in
the
pub
all
the
staff
were
white
all
the
regulars
were
white
i
think
i'd
seen
a
person
of
color
in
there
maybe
twice
so
eddie
starts
telling
me
about
how
there's
too
many
black
people
in
liverpool
dave
is
standing
10
feet
away
he
can
hear
this
but
he
doesn't
say
anything
so
i
push
back
a
little
bit
i'm
like
come
on
man
what
do you
mean
too
many
like
black
people
can
live
wherever
they
want
dude
liverpool
used
to
be
a
slave
port
for
god's
sake
the
wealth
stone
from
black
people
practically
built
that
town
but
he
won't
hear
any
of
it
and
his
girlfriend
starts
joining
in
and
she
says
she
won't
go
to
liverpool
because
black
men
are
all
rapists
she's
seen
it
on
the
news
and
at
this
point
i'd
i
don't
know
what
the
hell
to
say
like
it's
late
and
i'm
tired
and
i'm
actually
a
little
insulted
that
they
think
that
they
can
share
this
garbage
with
me
and
like
they
think
i'll
be
on
their
side
with
it
so
i
say
to
him
eddie
unless
he's
ordering
a
drink
never
speak
to
me
again
in
your
life
dave
calls
me
over
and
he
tells
me
off
for
speaking
to
the
regulars
like
that
i
decided
then
and
there
that
i
had
to
take
this
youtube
gig
full
time
i
still
have
to
see
people
say
a
lot
of
awful
sh
but
at
least
when
they
do
it
in
my
comment
section
i
can
kick
them
out
i
got
a
job
in
a
cafe
just
across
the
road
that
was
trying
to
transform
itself
into
a
nighttime
venue
for
live
music
it
was
a
tiny
place
only
about
50
covers
and
the
management
didn't
really
know
what
they
were
doing
which
was
great
because
it
meant
they
were
pretty
relaxed
i
stood
behind
the
till
selling
bottles
of
beer
and
occasionally
taking
food
to
the
tables
the
crowd
were
mainly
older
folks
just
looking
for
a
relaxed
evening
the
musicians
were
all
local
folk
artists
from
northumberland
who
played
acoustic
sets
so
it
was
just
a
really
relaxed
atmosphere
most
of
the
time
i
just
stand
there
or
lean
on
the
backboard
because
the
manager
was
chill
and
he'd
let
you
do
that
and
then
he'd
come
by
and
he'd
be
like
do
you
want
to
be
here
and
i'd
be
like
yeah
all
right
so
i
just
have
a
beer
and
listen
to
the
music
and
help
the
customers
when
they
needed
it
the
philosopher
bertrand
russell
says
that
the
way
we
currently
think
about
work
is
really
wasteful
not
just
a
waste
of
resources
although
to
be
clear
having
a
bunch
of
people
doing
jobs
that
don't
need
to
be
done
is
really
bad
for
the
climate
and
one
of
the
best
things
we
could
do
would
be
to
stop
but
also
a
waste
of
people
he
says
that
with
the
aid
of
modern
technic
we
could
produce
the
things
that
humanity
needs
to
survive
in
far
fewer
hours
than
we
currently
work
just
imagine
what
you
could
do
if
you
worked
four
hours
a
day
instead
of
eight
well
let's
be
honest
probably
more
than
eight
you
could
write
the
next
great
novel
or
paint
a
beautiful
painting
or
come
up
with
a
brilliant
idea
no
one's
thought
of
how
many
einsteins
or
beyonce's
or
michelangelo's
or
javiers
are
mopping
floors
right
now
in
office
buildings
where
other
people
get
paid
obscene
amounts
to
do
stuff
that
doesn't
even
need
to
be
done
or
maybe
you
wouldn't
do
any
of
that
stuff
maybe
you
just
play
video
games
and
rest
more
deeply
than
you've
ever
rested
in
your
life
and
then
after
a
few
months
the
rest
i
bet
you
get
bored
and
you
try
and
do
something
but
the
point
is
you'd
be
in
control
of
your
own
life
you
could
make
fish
soup
and
stink
up
your
flat
whenever
you
want
one
thing
graber
thinks
might
help
is
universal
basic
income
or
ubi
that's
where
people
get
paid
and
that's
it
you
just
get
paid
every
month
an
amount
of
money
that's
enough
to
live
on
but
not
like
obscene
amounts
and
then
if
you
want
more
money
you
can
choose
to
get
a
job
one
thing
people
often
say
against
this
is
that
nobody
would
become
a
supermarket
assistant
or
a
toilet
cleaner
if
they
didn't
have
to
and
that's
always
seemed
kind
of
weird
to
me
that
seems
like
a
tacit
acknowledgment
of
the
fact
that
the
jobs
that
really
need
to
be
done
don't
get
paid
enough
to
make
them
worth
doing
and
that
a
lot
of
the
economy
actually
requires
coercion
in
order
to
work
i'm
like
well
it's
a
good
thing
i
bought
all
this
joker
makeup
at
the
moment
there
is
an
at
best
indirect
relationship
between
what
humanity
wants
and
needs
and
what
most
people
spend
most
of
their
time
doing
so
why
not
give
everyone
a
choice
about
whether
or
not
they
want
a
job
and
let
the
free
market
decide
which
jobs
actually
need
to
be
done
unless
all
that
stuff
about
choices
and
free
markets
is
just
[ __ ]
designed
to
keep
you
working
i
won't
get
into
the
details
of
how
ubi
might
work
today
because
i've
found
that
when
i
discuss
an
actual
policy
idea
in
a
video
people
tend
to
think
the
video
is
essentially
about
arguing
for
that
policy
and
then
a
bunch
of
earnest
well-meaning
people
make
reply
videos
to
me
that
i
i'm
afraid
i
don't
watch
in
which
they
presumably
own
me
with
facts
and
logic
but
i'm
not
trying
to
write
policy
what
i
do
hope
i've
done
is
demystify
the
world
of
work
a
little
bit
and
maybe
shown
you
that
people
like
javier
from
different
countries
who
speak
different
languages
even
can
be
on
the
same
team
as
you
at
the
very
least
if
you
think
that
your
job
is
a
waste
of
time
and
human
potential
then
you
are
not
alone
my
friend
the
cafe
where
i
had
my
last
pre-youtube
job
is
now
closed
down
probably
because
they
paid
a
bunch
of
people
to
stand
around
drinking
free
beer
but
by
the
time
it
did
i
was
ready
to
start
auditioning
for
professional
drama
schools
and
turning
youtube
into
something
that
actually
makes
a
little
bit
of
money
this
job
the
one
that
i'm
doing
right
now
is
by
far
the
hardest
i've
ever
had
in
terms
of
hours
that
it
takes
and
that's
not
even
getting
into
stuff
like
stalkers
and
death
threats
that
make
it
way
harder
than
it
should
be
but
i
love
it
because
i
do
feel
like
it
makes
a
bit
of
a
difference
and
i'm
in
control
of
it
well
i'm
mostly
in
control
of
it
i
don't
agree
that
working
is
always
good
if
work
makes
you
miserable
and
what
you're
working
on
is
pointless
i
don't
agree
that
creating
jobs
is
always
helpful
i
do
think
that
the
world
would
be
happier
if
we
all
worked
a
little
bit
less
and
so
now
i
am
going
to
take
my
own
advice
i
am
going
to
take
december
off
philosophy
tube
will
return
in
early
2021
with
a
new
look
if
you
celebrate
christmas
then
i
hope
that
you
keep
christmas
well
and
in
the
words
of
charles
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machine


[Music]
we
gotta
film
the
video
got
half
a
million
views
no
in
like
four
days
we
got
to
do
it
again
that
was
definitely
ours
yes
I
have
like
eight
million
in
the
bank
account
right
now
just
cuz
that
one
video
I'll
give
you
like
thirty
dollars
okay
and
you
can
get
a
Big
Mac
meal
or
something
we
got
to
do
it
again
cuz
that's
what
we
do
in
this
channel
we
we
get
a
video
that
does
well
and
we
do
it
over
and
over
and
over
and
over
and
over
again
until
it
doesn't
do
well
anymore
we
didn't
we
don't
have
much
time
we
have
we
don't
have
much
time
we
gotta
go
now
we
have
to
go
now
okay
we
have
plenty
of
time
actually
we've
got
like
a
week
until
I
gotta
put
this
video
out
but
what
like
forever
butter
[ __ ]
hurry
that
I'm
not
free
you
don't
that's
not
a
beard
comb
see
this
it's
like
an
oven
except
it
doesn't
have
the
whole
like
roof
its
part
it's
like
a
homeless
oven
doesn't
have
a
roof
over
it
says
that
doesn't
matter
we
cook
some
mad
[ __ ]
burgers
on
this
[ __ ]
okay
I'm
gonna
put
a
TV
on
it
and
I'm
gonna
play
Halo
until
the
TV
melts
I
didn't
I
didn't
buy
the
TV
again
so
you
gotta
go
back
with
me
to
Best
Buy
again
cuz
well
I
can't
go
in
public
a
lot
just
fix
that
door
you
know
what
else
I
just
fixed
my
merch
website
well
I
didn't
fix
it
I'm
Way
too
dumb
and
lazy
for
that
but
to
celebrate
the
new
merch
website
we're
having
a
20%
sale
on
everything
on
the
website
just
use
code
dank
it
check
out
this
promo
code
is
ending
in
two
days
so
you
gotta
hurry
your
ass
up
or
don't
who
really
cares
at
this
point
[Music]
don't
have
time
can't
wait
to
get
a
million
yep
I
was
going
on
maybe
or
shoot
carnival
oh
there
is
that's
fine
why'd
you
tell
me
it
was
like
right
here
no
not
today
not
today
what
all
right
we're
going
in
getting
the
biggest
75
inch
LED
TV
let's
spend
more
money
on
TVs
I'm
gonna
burn
and
then
try
and
return
what
a
white
TV
last
longer
yes
so
much
so
so
so
so
much
you
just
love
these
videos
we
have
to
set
up
the
TVs
every
week
constantly
setting
up
TV's
remote
completely
dead
now
I
don't
know
yes
yeah
but
these
will
melt
first
and
then
the
TV
will
fall
and
then
start
to
burn
and
then
that
this
is
basically
my
timer
yes
this
one
I
might
actually
be
a
mission
of
Halo
last
time
I
was
a
little
ambitious
I
should
have
done
it
with
I
should
have
done
it
with
the
oven
opened
even
if
I
didn't
watch
the
cutscenes
there's
no
way
I
could
have
beat
that
this
time
I
won't
I've
been
practicing
that's
a
lie
no
it's
I
haven't
even
touched
its
yeah
what's
over
here
oh
good
an
extension
cord
cuz
I
wanted
over
here
don't
put
the
trailer
in
their
trailer
get
off
my
car
I
haven't
drove
in
a
while
sorry
yeah
still
have
my
permit
are
you
getting
on
I
gotta
go
down
to
the
shop
and
get
a
power
cord
getting
calm
why
grab
your
beer
and
get
up
which
one's
the
brake
again
Oh
pick
one
get
that
jump
got
it
now
I'm
gonna
hit
the
jump
oh
well
you
got
off
and
I
made
it
some
fan
squad
we
out
here
about
that
I
didn't
even
hooked
it
up
yet
I
should
hook
it
up
before
I
do
that
I
don't
need
Wi-Fi
go
away
okay
don't
need
the
remote
anymore
setup
is
complete
limited
edition
Mountain
Dew
edition
we
came
out
into
addition
we
need
to
go
to
KFC
and
get
the
Mountain
Dew
not
now
not
now
later
later
ah
now
we're
doing
that
later
later
okay
so
the
temperature
outside
is
95
degrees
and
our
camera
is
being
a
little
[ __ ]
and
overheating
constantly
so
I
came
up
with
a
master
plan
to
solve
this
problem
so
do
you
think
instead
of
getting
a
different
camera
so
we
can
film
in
the
heat
we
just
bring
the
grill
inside
so
that
it's
not
me
it's
a
good
plan
don't
worry
mom
I
want
to
put
my
xbox
inside
he
does
this
make
me
a
gamer
grill
my
kid
so
much
that
wasn't
cool
me
what
did
stuck
on
the
PSP
is
way
better
than
this
it's
so
much
easier
okay
over
here
you
seem
like
you're
being
a
little
mean
like
you're
not
like
yeah
that's
the
word
doesn't
it's
like
you
don't
want
this
in
here
yeah
oh
yeah
I
thought
you
did
welcome
to
Vinnie
ha
be
neat
Vinnie
ha
ha
see
see
now
we
can
play
with
all
her
friends
she's
in
here
see
that
wasn't
that
hard
propane
doesn't
smell
that
bad
so
it
won't
really
be
even
bad
that
looks
even
better
for
the
thumbnail
got
a
nice
white
background
bro
pain
maximum
wheel
it
oh
wait
[ __ ]
no
I
gotta
get
that
pretty
mature
I
do
that
a
lot
first
I'm
gonna
load
up
halo
get
it
all
ready
to
go
we're
gonna
play
the
same
mission
cuz
that's
the
shortest
one
this
is
the
exciting
part
of
the
video
where
everybody
it's
like
man
this
is
what
I
click
this
for
I'm
glad
I'm
here
this
is
kind
of
a
nice
TV
stand
honestly
if
you
ignore
like
the
knobs
and
the
burners
and
stuff
and
the
the
propane
tank
take
you
take
the
propane
tank
off
it
would
look
pretty
good
kind
of
like
modern
like
metal
and
that's
about
when
I
think
will
finally
hit
a
million
subscribers
2087
we
dead
pillar
bottom
once
again
playing
on
legendary
I
don't
[ __ ]
around
in
this
place
okay
legendary
all
the
way
legendary
what
do
the
glitch
again
they
glitch
it's
a
little
glitch
sometimes
the
firing
up
of
grill
you
wanna
make
some
burgers
while
it's
gone
did
you
got
some
hotdogs
we
don't
have
hotdogs
but
do
you
want
like
a
grilled
cheese
cookie
dough
cheese
is
it
in
the
cutscene
this
is
the
game
come
on
don't
how
much
time
you
don't
want
it
you
said
you
wanted
a
grilled
cheese
oh
wait
no
it's
the
other
one
I've
practiced
I
practiced
it's
the
head
I'm
practice
since
then
that's
the
wrong
teacher
fool
God
it's
real
it's
like
[ __ ]
bougie
as
hell
dude
sign
volume
we
don't
need
an
aloe
why
does
it
making
me
do
it
again
I
don't
want
this
legs
are
melting
it
looks
like
it
that's
just
like
grease
oh
yeah
we
don't
need
any
you
just
break
your
foot
I'm
stepping
on
the
remote
come
on
[ __ ]
me
up
van
keys
you
said
you
didn't
want
to
gross
you
it's
really
warm
down
here
like
there's
a
lot
of
heat
coming
from
the
TV
right
now
I'm
a
little
worried
oh
[ __ ]
well
she's
toasty
oh
she's
really
toasty
let's
gently
gently
I
don't
want
to
say
it
there
we
go
how
I'll
be
[ __ ]
ponens
over
here
bro
I've
learned
the
route
this
time
what
can
you
do
you
know
where
bat
his
is
still
up
there
about
Vietnam
we
could
stop
the
video
now
we
don't
have
to
keep
going
ah
where's
beat
button
[ __ ]
Jesus
it's
great
do
what
I
do
best
cheese
that
girl
cheese
looking
pretty
good
honestly
if
that's
oh
look
at
those
Liat
legs
on
that
side
okay
I'm
running
out
of
time
here
what
are
your
predictions
do
you
think
I'm
gonna
beat
this
okay
well
ask
my
wife
that
okay
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
go
away
ah
there's
probably
nothing
wrong
with
it
should
we
have
like
fire
extinguisher
maybe
I'm
pretending
this
pod
is
like
a
high
school
I
don't
like
this
controller
at
all
the
buttons
are
in
different
spots
you
see
that
headshot
I'm
[ __ ]
lost
apparently
when
you
use
a
grill
inside
the
house
it
warms
the
room
up
a
little
bit
who
knew
so
our
dumb
ass
camera
continued
to
overheat
even
after
I
came
up
with
my
genius
plan
so
I
had
to
run
upstairs
and
grab
a
new
one
and
oh
boy
did
this
just
really
boost
the
audio
quality
sure
some
good
content
okay
[Music]
very
well
this
is
definitely
it's
fine
it's
so-so
feel
like
that's
very
warm
nothing
[ __ ]
pissed
we
didn't
use
a
circuit
breaker
this
time
you
can't
beat
halo
before
your
TV
grills
and
we
apparently
don't
have
smoke
alarms
in
this
house
why'd
you
tell
me
to
bring
it
in
here
I
saw
that
we
ended
up
on
reddit
so
I
was
like
views
today
Junior
[Music]
[Applause]


this
is
so
bad
it's
so
bad
so
that's
the
cg
car
that's
a
cg
car
wow
it's
not
cg
right
well
it's
kind
of
cg
kind
of
my
favorite
kind
of
cg
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welcome
back
to
another
wonderful
episode
of
visual
effects
artists
react
we
have
some
really
awesome
clips
for
you
guys
today
ren
how's
it
going
hot
dog
we're
gonna
be
looking
at
some
old
movies
some
bike
scenes
that
make
you
scratch
your
head
a
little
bit
but
more
so
we're
just
gonna
have
a
good
time
and
i
hope
you
do
too
so
let's
get
into
it
[Music]
so
the
new
lord
of
the
rings
movie
has
just
dropped
well
okay
not
a
movie
it's
a
show
and
the
show
isn't
out
yet
it's
coming
out
in
september
i
believe
the
intro
to
the
show
just
dropped
and
it's
a
cg
wonder
fest
look
at
all
these
amazing
renders
this
that
looks
excellent
like
all
the
little
like
little
particle
sparky
details
coming
off
catching
the
light
in
great
ways
the
water
though
i
think
the
resolution
on
the
simulation
for
the
water
could
be
better
i
know
where
you're
going
with
this
friend
yeah
i
think
i
think
you
both
know
where
i'm
going
i
know
where
you're
going
with
this
of
that
cg
actually
take
it
back
there's
a
little
bit
of
cg
but
the
vast
majority
of
that
was
all
real
right
that
is
correct
the
water
is
real
the
smoke
is
real
that's
real
metal
good
good
god
is
that
100
real
even
the
amazon
logo
well
they
actually
poured
real
molten
metal
down
it
and
poured
real
water
across
it
with
a
bunch
of
steam
and
and
all
of
that
that's
cool
and
they
had
a
robot
arm
holding
a
phantom
flex
4k
to
be
able
to
quickly
go
to
get
those
sort
of
sweet
slow-motion
shots
and
that's
why
it
looks
cg
this
is
actually
how
they
film
a
lot
of
food
by
the
way
with
the
same
like
robot-controlled
phantom
cameras
i
do
think
some
of
the
water
was
comfortable
no
i
don't
think
so
i
think
the
water
is
real
no
i
think
it's
real
for
a
lot
of
i
think
it's
comped
a
little
bit
in
a
few
of
the
shots
it's
i'm
not
quite
sure
exactly
what
they're
doing
but
like
my
digital
artifacts
like
detector
is
going
off
somehow
they
could
have
totally
just
done
that
in
two
separate
passes
they
have
a
robot
arm
that
can
repeat
the
same
move
over
and
over
and
over
again
so
in
that
situation
maybe
they
had
something
where
they
have
the
metal
it's
still
kind
of
hot
they
do
their
take
for
the
exposure
of
the
metal
they'd
probably
have
to
bring
up
the
exposure
a
little
bit
but
then
the
water
would
be
too
bright
so
they
do
another
pass
where
they
have
the
water
go
over
it
with
the
exposure
slightly
lower
and
then
they're
just
kind
of
combining
the
two
shots
in
post
this
is
speculation
we
do
not
know
i
you
know
i
think
it's
totally
reasonable
you
can
if
you
have
a
motion
control
rig
you
can
totally
blend
some
shots
like
and
there's
probably
a
little
bit
of
that
going
on
especially
with
the
end
one
with
the
logo
reveal
oh
there's
a
cd
like
you
can
see
how
there's
smoke
yeah
that's
going
in
two
opposite
directions
over
itself
it's
lcg
smoke
that's
cd
smoke
yeah
that's
definitely
definitely
a
lot
of
cg
smoke
at
least
in
that
transition
we
always
say
that
the
best
looking
visual
effects
shots
are
the
ones
that
combine
practical
with
cg
because
purely
cg
can
sometimes
look
pretty
good
but
purely
practical
usually
isn't
quite
enough
and
i
think
what
they
found
here
is
that
they
have
this
really
sweet
transition
here
and
it's
not
quite
working
unless
they
add
in
some
of that
smoke
in
fact
you
can
totally
see
it
fade
out
right
there
in
the
middle
as
the
camera's
pulling
back
it
looks
really
good
it
looks
amazing
but
it
goes
back
to
like
the
media
always
loves
to
say
something
is
not
using
any
cg
and
that's
rarely
rarely
ever
the
case
even
in
this
example
where
the
headline
is
straight
up
they
did
it
all
practically
and
it's
it's
true
but
they
did
supplement
it
with
additional
vfx
at
the
end
of
the
day
it's
a
super
dope
looking
shot
and
it
makes
me
want
to
do
an
entire
themed
episode
around
show
intros
so
leave
a
comment
down
below
with
intros
you'd
like
us
to
look
at
that's
a
good
one
that's
a
good
one
so
speaking
of
stuff
done
in
camera
completely
practically
let's
take
a
look
at
this
shot
really
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait wait
wait
wait
just
sorry
before
you
play
you
remember
the
stun
react
episode
where
we
watch
steven
seagal
and
mike
tyson
fight
i
already
know
what
the
shot
this
is
this
is
right
before
that
happens
that
is
a
really
funny
fight
scene
yep
same
movie
this
is
literally
just
before
it
happens
[Music]
wait
a
second
oh
boy
yeah
oh
yeah
yeah
this
face
comes
out
of
the
helmet
because
then
the
audience
needs
to
understand
that
steven
seagal
is
the
one
who's
driving
up
to
the
the
arms
deal
that's
happening
this
is
so
bad
it's
so
bad
why
why
is
it
bad
though
that's
the
question
so
the
vfx
artists
did
this
shot
we're
sorry
you
had
to
do
this
shot
we
know
that
someone
told
you
that
you
need
to
put
steven
seagal's
face
in
this
helmet
and
you're
like
that
doesn't
make
any
sense
you're
gonna
be
able
to
see
his
face
like
you
can't
see
the
guy's
facing
the
helmet
already
right
and
they
gave
you
probably
like
a
stock
photo
and
he
went
to
town
he
did
your
best
but
like
so
through
the
shot
we
can
see
that
there's
no
parallax
change
on
his
face
so
it
is
definitely
just
a
2d
image
and
likely
literally
just
a
jpeg
it
literally
looks
like
it's
a
sticker
stuck
on
top
of
his
face
as
opposed
to
any
sort
of
depth
inside
you
can
see
that
the
skin
his
skin
in
the
helmet
is
brighter
than
the
skin
on
his
arm
in
direct
sunlight
physically
you
wouldn't
be
able
to
see
a
face
like
that
through
the
helmet
so
the
moment
that's
what
you're
trying
to
do
is
the
moment
the
shot
breaks
also
i
just
realized
the
helmet
is
like
back
like
his
face
is
jutting
out
the
front
of
the
helmet
because
the
padding
goes
down
your
temple
like
it's
right
next
to
your
eyes
and
yet
we
can
see
his
sideburns
and
ear
you
can
see
his
ear
his
face
is
looking
the
sizes
this
is
what's
like
his
head
is
very
small
[Laughter]
that's
too
big
for
him
how
does
he
do
this
like
how
does
he
he
got
hired
he
got
paid
a
boatload
because
steven
seagal
doesn't
lose
in
his
fights
it's
like
part
of
his
contract
but
they're
like
we're
in
china
you
can't
sue
us
and
so
he
loses
in
his
fight
here
but
you
can
clearly
tell
they
filmed
someone
else
that
wasn't
stephen
segolf
at
the
end
of
his
fight
scene
they'll
be
like
great
and
then
the
fight
ends
and
then
he
leaves
set
and
like
all
right
get
the
double
out
beat
his
ass
that's
exactly
how
it
went
yeah
that's
exactly
how
it
went
went
all
right
so
you
got
an
actor
and
you
have
a
motorcycle
and
you
want
to
pretend
that
an
actor
is
riding
a
motorcycle
we
have
some
top-notch
ilm
effects
here
this
is
the
new
james
bond
movie
but
there's
a
lot
of
really
great
visual
effects
that
is
very
well
done
and
deceptive
from
most
of
the
stuff
it's
like
half
cg
and
it's
like
the
weirdest
stuff
that's
cg
that's
so
cool
look
at
that
so
that's
the
cg
car
that's
a
cg
car
wow
it
looks
great
the
bump
right
when
it
bumps
is
the
only
time
it
looks
a
little
fake
so
you
see
how
there's
direct
sunlight
that
is
being
covered
by
shadow
like
the
soft
shadows
so
that
soft
shadow
wouldn't
be
darkening
direct
sunlight
like
that
it
just
would
not
look
like
that
but
it's
on
the
bottom
of
the
frame
you're
not
even
looking
at
that
you're
looking
at
the
car
but
that
weird
kind
of
softness
of
that
shadow
and
how
it's
not
interacting
correctly
with
the
ground
that's
what
triggers
my
cg
alarm
when
i
look
at
it
closely
but
beyond
that
like
the
motion's
great
and
the
rendering's
really
solid
on
the
car
itself
but
i
think
this
entire
shot
is
cg
ilm
basically
they
do
photo
scans
of
every
location
they're
going
through
they
take
cars
with
an
array
of
red
cameras
and
just
like
roll
them
up
and
down
the
streets
to
get
hdris
for
every
single
area
they're
filming
in
and
you
know
you
look
at
that
shot
there
it's
like
the
motion
of
the
car
it's
like
obviously
you
don't
want
to
do
that
with
a
real
person
there
so
either
a
do
you
run
the
car
over
it
and
put
a
cg
person
in
or
do
you
put
a
real
person
in
and
put
a
cg
car
there
but
then
if
if
the
car
is
going
to
be
cg
then
you
don't
want
to
film
a
practical
shot
for
it
really
because
who
knows
what
the
movement's
going
to
end
up
looking
like
so
i
think
what
we're
seeing
here
is
a
photo
scan
of
the
actual
road
and
the
bridge
there
and
the
background
where
you're
seeing
is
probably
just
a
2d
plate
projected
onto
some
geometry
inside
of
nuke
for
the
background
and
then
a
cg
daniel
craig
and
a
cg
car
so
most
of
the
shot
we're
seeing
here
is
completely
rendered
yeah
whoa
wow
wait
hold
up
so
i
think
i
remember
seeing
something
about
this
motorcycle
jump
being
an
actual
real
stunt
it's
totally
real
oh
sick
did
they
paint
out
the
ramp
yes
so
there
was
a
more
clearly
built
ramp
basically
that
was
there
and
they
just
replaced
the
ramp
with
the
stonework
gotcha
and
then
obviously
that
makes
sense
to
me
then
because
it's
like
you
wouldn't
be
able
to
actually
do
a
proper
jump
like
this
on
stone
yeah
and
feeling
a
little
gta
i
i
think
it
speaks
to
the
idea
that
if
something
feels
impossible
i
think
we
just
tend
to
assume
that
it
is
impossible
and
therefore
faked
i
think
the
reason
for
me
it
felt
cg
or
like
i
questioned
it
was
honestly
the
camera
angle
so
we're
watching
this
whole
motorcycle
sequence
and
we're
doing
face
replacements
already
we're
getting
like
shots
right
close
up
to
the
camera
and
in
this
shot
it
was
like
this
very
like
wide
slow
moving
like
cgs
movement
of
this
huge
stunt
when
like
we
already
know
they
have
the
tools
available
to
like
fully
replace
the
head
fully
replace
the
whole
area
it's
like
why
not
get
something
that
like
gets
a little
more
in
your
face
or
with
the
action
a
little
more
so
that
way
it
doesn't
make
us
immediately
go
well
they
could
have
faked
that
it's
a
fantastic
stunt
like
it
really
is
at
the
level
you
expect
you
know
when
you
watch
a
film
like
this
so
how
many
of
these
sheep
do
you
think
are
real
oh
no
no
i'm
just
messing
with it
the
cars
in
a
lot
of
these
shots
are
just
100
cg
because
we
got
really
good
cg
cars
a
while
ago
and
they're
just
getting
better
every
year
they
replaced
the
roads
and
basically
every
shot
of
the
car's
driving
really
because
they
were
doing
multiple
takes
and
so
they're
getting
skid
marks
everywhere
and
so
basically
basically
every
shot
of
the
cars
driving
anywhere
is
cg
road
it's
a
cg
road
man
they're
doing
the
glasses
properly
we
talked
about
how
they're
just
like
images
tracked
in
on
the
matrix
train
but
here
they're
actually
catching
light
properly
yep
they
get
actual
refraction
is
happening
yeah
like
that's
a
three-dimensional
object
yeah
even
though
glass
is
thin
it's
still
three-dimensional
you
know
there's
still
depth
to
it
and
when
a
crack
happens
you
need
to
do
more
than
just
take
glass
shatter01.jpg
and
set
it
to
screen
mode
[Laughter]
what
i'm
seeing
here
the
reason
why
it's
3d
is
that
you
have
essentially
an
actual
strip
that
is
perpendicular
to
the
window
and
it's
sitting
inside
the
window
and
that
strip
itself
is
reflecting
light
from
the
sun
into
the
camera
it's
actually
catching
the
highlights
differently
than
just
a
2d
image
tracked
in
which
you
can
clearly
see
in
the
matrix
resurrections
there's
a
really
good
example
on
the
far
left
the
farthest
left
bullet
hole
there's
a
circular
strip
and
if
you
look
the
part
that
the
strip
that's
kind
of
facing
us
is
like
wide
and
white
you
can
see
the
line
really
wide
then
as
the
strip
comes
around
and
it
becomes
edge
on
to
us
it
turns
into
a
tiny
little
thin
line
because
that's
exactly
so
those
strips
you
know
they're
perpendicular
to
the
window
they're
inside
the
window
those
strips
can
reflect
light
but
when
you
look
at
them
side
they're
now
perfectly
flat
you
can't
see
them
and
we're
like
you're
totally
right
you're
perspective
if
you
actually
have
perspective
in
your
in
your
cracks
oh
can
i
tell
you
my
the
one
last
fun
fact
about
the
whole
thing
no
we're
moving
on
enjoy
speaking
of
the
show
we
try
to
stick
to
things
that
we
know
we
know
visual
effects
we
know
some
filmmaking
we
got
some
ideas
of
how
stunts
work
to
some
degree
right
so
we
took
a look
at
the
book
of
boba
fett
and
we
definitely
went
out
of
our
lane
to
uh
talk
about
our
opinions
about
things
that
weren't
vfx
really
did
is
this
something
that
robert
rodriguez
up
so
if
you
want
to
see
some
of
those
hot
takes
it's
on
the
website
since
we
don't
want
to
make
anybody
sad
on
youtube
so
if
you
want
to
check
it
out
you
can
check
it
out
there
did
you
guys
see
the
movie
hook
back
in
the
day
i
love
hook
hook
is
great
hook
is
an
amazing
movie
everyone's
like
hook
is
sewer's
worst
movie
and
it's
like
what
what
says
that
it's
fantastic
i
rewind
people
bitter
people
better
people
it's
about
robin
williams
becoming
a
child
or
yeah
this
movie
all
i
remember
fantastic
set
design
great
cast
cool
story
lots
of
fun
zany
action
scenes
that
as
a
child
i
was
i
was
like
i'm
going
to
burger
king
and
i'm
going
to
get
all
these
hook
toys
so
in
the
movie
robin
williams
plays
peter
pan
and
he's
lost
his
imagination
he's
lost
his
happy
thoughts
so
he
loses
his
ability
to
fly
until
this
point
in
the
movie
when
he
does
get
those
happy
thoughts
back
and
he
takes
off
into
the
sky
and
flies
to
the
island
[Music]
flying
across
the
clouds
look
at
his
shadow
on
those
clouds
that
looks
nice
oh
my
god
that
matte
painting
looks
so
good
that's
not
cg
right
well
it's
kind
of
cg
kind
of
my
favorite
kind
of
cg
basically
the
matte
painting
artist
you
used
to
ghee
once
i'm
actually
trying
to
say
a
name
correctly
you
say
uh
but
he's
the
matte
painting
artist
on
this
and
he
made
a
giant
piece
of
artwork
of
the
island
here
but
what
they
did
was
something
new
in
visual
effects
remember
this
is
1991.
they
projection
mapped
that
onto
3d
geometry
so
that
they
could
do
a
3d
camera
move
cool
and
that's
like
i
love
projection
mapping
and
projection
mapping
is
the
idea
of
like
you
have
an
image
from
a
projector
right
it's
this
2d
image
that
just
goes
outwards
and
hits
whatever
you
see
and
then
from
there
you
can
then
move
and
see
it
from
different
perspectives
you
know
those
chalk
drawings
you
see
that
are
only
really
images
from
a
certain
perspective
that
is
essentially
projection
mapping
and
so
what
they're
doing
here
is
they
have
this
incredible
artwork
that's
done
and
they're
just
projecting
that
onto
rudimentary
geometry
so
that
as
the
camera
moves
you
get
a
certain
amount
of
parallax
within
the
image
so
it
becomes
more
3d
looking
you
know
i
hope
that
someone
has
that
matte
painting
in
their
home
and
it's
not
just
sitting
in
a
closet
gathering
dust
because
seeing
like
how
big
that
thing
is
and
how
vibrant
it
looks
it's
like
who
wouldn't
want
to
look
at
that
every
day
now
i
got
that
info
from
ian
again
vfx
befores
and
afters
amazing
resource
but
the
thing
that
i
found
even
more
interesting
than
that
were
the
clouds
yeah
the
clouds
looked
really
good
the
clouds
were
amazingly
well
done
the
clouds
are
real
practical
elements
shot
with
go
motion
what
is
go
motion
we've
talked
about
it
before
it
is
stop
motion
but
every
time
they
hit
the
shutter
button
to
take
the
stop-motion
photo
the
rig
actually
moves
a
little
bit
to
get
the
motion
blur
stop-motion
famously
lacks
motion
blur
but
go
motion
hence
the
go
they're
recording
the
shots
as
it
moves
so
we're
getting
the
clouds
which
are
just
big
cotton
balls
cotton
balls
tons
and
tons
of
passes
of
cotton
balls
with
the
the
go
motion
rig
going
on
but
the
thing
that
blew
my
mind
was
the
cg
shadow
of
robin
williams
on
the
clouds
you
can
see
the
shadow
hitting
this
cloud
then
dipping
down
to
the
cloud
below
and
then
rising
back
up
to
the
cloud
above
that
i
wonder
if
that's
the
blue
screen
element
that's
also
projection
mapped
onto
geometry
and
they're
just
doing
noise
distortion
on
the
geometry
to
match
the
clouds
that
would
be
the
way
i
would
try
to
do
it
that'd
be
pretty
effective
like
they're
already
they
already
got
their
pc
loaded
up
with
some
3d
models
so
it's
like
they
just
press
a
button
and
it's
done
this
this
is
an
example
of
a
shot
that
took
a
tremendous
amount
of
attention
to
detail
the
having
that
shadow
and
the
real
cotton
clouds
there
is
really
what
brings
the
shot
together
and
makes
it
feel
real
as
you're
watching
it
oh
man
hey
visual
effects
are
really
cool
aren't
they
but
you
know
what's
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cooler
a
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score
and
you
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oh
i
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you
do
what
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need
to
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a
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what
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build
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saying
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think of the term middleman and it conjures up negative ideas and stereotypes in fact cutting out the middleman is considered a good thing but is it stripe one of the fastest-growing FinTech companies in the world has positioned its growth on being known as the internet's middleman and based on its recent valuation of thirty five billion dollars they've done pretty well in that space in this video we'll cover exactly how stripe has established itself as the premier choice for accepting payments online this video is brought to you by equities n the pre IPO marketplace growing up in rural Ireland brothers and cofounders of stripe Patrick and John Collison were exposed to the world of business at an early age sons of entrepreneurial parents it seemed natural to start and run businesses for the boys often a game they would play as children it wasn't until their early teen years that they first got access to the Internet each of them building their own websites and experimenting with web development in their spare time both Collison boys received high marks in school and started to develop online businesses as a natural extension of their passions while they were 19 and 17 respectively they started automatic a business that intended to solve some of the issues they saw with eBay in a span of just 10 months they built funded launched tested and sold that company for a cool five million dollars making both boys handsomely rich before even finishing high school after moving to the US the Collison's attended Harvard and MIT for a few months and regularly discussed the future of online transactions funding their tuition by developing iPhone apps they remarked on how easy it is to make money with the convenient payment system on the App Store but if you were running an online business however the ability to accept payments felt like the 1970s it was complex antiquated and in desperate need of a change the financial barriers to starting a business were immense more favorable to large corporations and hardly encouraging for the small startups that Patrick and John were familiar with businesses couldn't devote enough of their time to working on their products because they had to deal with currencies reporting payment routing and dozens of other financial Hoops simply to allow customers to give them money joking that they should just start their own payment service Patrick and John stumbled onto their next big thing it was here where others saw just 16 digits on a piece of plastic and a few lines of code but for these two young men they saw opportunity it was late 2009 when the Collison started working on their payment acceptance service dropping out of school and moving to Buenos Aires to work full-time on their revolutionary idea stripe even though it was called slash dev slash payments back then felt very natural to the Collison's they wanted to solve their own problems as well as those of other friends if they could remove the need for startups to worry about the financial side of business then these startups could invest more time and energy into their products and services with a few internet businesses under their own belt the Collison's were intimately aware of the problems of accepting payments by creating stripe they were first focused mainly on solving their own issues but within a few months it became apparent that this lake of potential customers was actually an entire ocean all of ecommerce could benefit from the service that stripe provided and so their vision became even grander enter Y Combinator the startup accelerator with several successes under their belt founder Paul Graham had already made several hundred thousand dollars with his investment in automatic and once the Collison's applied again this time with their new stripe concept he readily funded it in 2010 launching a beta test they attracted more interest from angel investors including Peter Thiel the founder of PayPal they were allowing businesses to receive payments immediately and test their theory that these companies would grow because of stripes financial middleman platform and by September of 2011 they were live and available to the public after that growth was enormous in 2012 they secured a round of funding from the famed venture investment firm Sequoia and Amex ventures in 2014 they raised another round of funding bringing their valuation from 1.7 billion dollars to 3.4 billion dollars in just a matter of months and by 2019 stripes latest round of financing raised an additional two hundred and five the million dollars at a staggering valuation of thirty-five billion dollars at this stage stripe isn't simply offering away for startups to accept money they had launched radar a machine learning fraud detection service that reduced credit-card fraud by as much as 25% they also launched Atlas providing an end-to-end business formation service allowing anyone in the world to quickly and easily form a new company further removing the barriers for innovation recently stripe launched issuing a platform that white labeled credit cards for businesses offering a percentage on the fees that stripe collects as a cashback for its business customers and what's next for stripe maybe with the new credit card service they are positioning themselves for a buyout from one of the major credit card companies that invested in them maybe they intend to go public with a more complete version of their already extensive end-to-end service the Collison's are tight-lipped saying that they remain in the expansion phase not yet done developing and offering new solutions for the growing transition to online commerce in 2018 alone it's estimated that half of Americans who spent a dollar online used stripe to make that payment stripe never intended to become a competitor to major payment facilities like PayPal Square or Apple pay but as a fast follower this unicorn company has been able to watch what the big guys are doing and swiftly improve 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this episode of real engineering is brought to you by brilliant a problem solving website that teaches you to think like an engineer machine learning has become so pervasive that you probably interact with it dozens of times a day without even knowing it when Netflix curates movies and shows on your homepage based on the ones you've already watched that is machine learning at play and the type of artwork that appears on the thumbnails for those shows that is also curated and selected based on its understanding of your preference for a different artwork to try and get you to click and play and keep watching if you watch a lot of comedies Netflix is far more likely to show you a thumbnail with Robin Williams in it for Good Will Hunting or if you binge rom-coms you are more likely to get one showing Matt Damon and Minnie Driver when you open Ober it's machine learning platform uses variables like weather time of day traffic and historic data to set a price for your trip when Google Maps warns you about a traffic jam and directs you to an alternate faster route this is also machine learning working behind the scenes when Facebook shows you targeted ads or Amazon recommends specific items to you this is all machine learning working behind the scenes and while machine learning is America ting team's dream come true can this type of artificial intelligence be used for more than just pushing ads and increasing sales what if the same tactics used by companies to maximize their revenue could also be used to help benefit the human race more and more researchers are doing just this implementing machine learning to help with disaster relief climate change monitoring and in healthcare in particular recent advances in biological and Computer Sciences are driving scientists to use machine learning methods for cancer research with a recent Microsoft project aiming to solve cancer using artificial intelligence and other large-scale computing initiatives working to diagnose and treat cancer more efficiently than ever before but how can a computer fight one of the most complex and deadly challenges humans face first we need to understand what machine learning is and how it works to put it simply machine learning is the science of getting computers to solve problems without being programmed on a broad level there are two types of machine learning supervised and unsupervised in unsupervised machine learning you do not tell the network to look for in the day that you give it this is often used for exploring data by helping to infer patterns you might not recognize otherwise in supervised machine learning you specify what particular feature or trait you want your model to learn about you have an existing set of data called the training set which contains both input variables and an output variable you can then use an algorithm to learn the relationship between the input and output variables so it can later predict an output based on the new input data this is the kind of machine learning that researchers can use to sift through millions of pieces of information to help understand how cancers develop and what treatments will work best to fight them one of the most interesting types of supervised machine learning is the artificial neural network this type of machine learning was inspired by the biological neural networks present in our brains and they are excellent tools for finding relationships between variables in your data set that are too complex for a human to economists and this type of machine learning is very powerful it's one way scientists are predicting cancer before it even happens by analyzing the interaction of genes nutrients and demographic indicators and the relationship to cancer development teams of researchers are using neural networks to help predict the likelihood someone will develop breast cancer while their methods are complicated let's use a simplified version of their study to explain how neural networks work before you can use any neural network you first need a data set that contains lots of the information you are hoping to analyze in this case the training data set contains information about the patient's genetics demographics and nutrition such as intake of vitamins along with information about which individuals developed breast cancer this is the data that is needed to train the neural network since with this data we know which individuals did and did not have cancer develop it is a data set for which the correct output is already known in this study 75% of the data is used to train the network and around 25% is reserved to later test how good the network is operating a neural network is composed of an input layer one or more hidden layers and an output layer during the training stage of the neural network machine learning you first feed the network your input variables at the input layer which in our example is the patient's age bottom index the number of pregnancies she's had whether or not she is pre or postmenopausal and details of genetic analysis along with intake of different nutrients in their diet such as the amount of folate vitamins b2 b6 and b12 that are consumed on a regular basis in this example the output variable would be whether or not the patient had breast cancer develop represented as a zero for no and one for yes this is a simplified version of the inputs in this study for explanations sake but even still you can see that this is a ton of data and any relationship between these factors and cancer occurrence might not be obvious so for the neural network to begin learning from this data you first add your input data at the input layer it then flows through the hidden layers eventually arriving at the output layer each layer receives inputs from the layers to its left as the inputs move between layers they are multiplied by random weights which can be assigned to each of the connections they travel along individual weights represent the strength of connections between layers and are the most important factor in converting the input layer to the output layer bias and an activation function are also added to the input data as it moves through the network in an example like ours an activation function like a sigmoid function would squash any output results to lie between 0 and 1 as the input data from each patient flows through the network for the first time it will arrive at the output layer has some new basically random value between 0 & 1 which is almost guaranteed to be incorrect the next step is where the learning comes in for a neural network to learn there has to be an element of feedback involved this is done through process called back propagation this involves comparing the output that was just produced with the output it was meant to produce which we know since this is still the training data set and then using the difference between them to modify the weights of the connections between the layers in the network and then running the network again the goal is to run the network over and over again each time adjusting the weights and each time getting closer to the right answer but how does the network know which way to correct itself it knows the outputs that it's producing are wrong but how does it know how to adjust the weight the direction of getting a correct answer it does this through a process called gradient descent it's a process that is used to move the network toward the lowest possible error in its output gradient descent is the backbone of neural networks and as the most used learning algorithm in machine learning in order to carry out gradient descent you first need a cost function a cost function provides a measure of how far off the guessed output is from the actual output and it is simply a measure of how much error there is in the network this is typically expressed as a difference between the predicted value and the actual value for a given data point you can plot the error against one connections weight as it changes with each iteration here is a cost function plotted against just one weight to get the best neural network possible we are looking to minimize the cost function meaning we are looking to choose the weight that aligns with the lowest point in the cost function so if the goal for the network is to find the lowest point of this function it can calculate the derivative of the cost function with respect to this one waist to know the direction it needs to move towards in order to find the local minima then through trial and error making steps toward the minimum the model will gradually converge towards the lowest value of the function however this shows the cost function plotted against just one weight in a real model we don't look at the error value for each separate connection and weight we want to know about the error across all connections therefore we need a cost function that measures the average amount that the models predictions vary from the correct values the mean squared error cost function is the most common cost function used to address this and it looks like this we don't need to go into details about what all this means we just need to know that once this equation is derived and solved it will provide the gradient that the model needs to know the direction that it should take in order to reduce errors across all weights in the network then once it knows which direction it needs to move towards to get to the correct weight of each connection it needs to know how much to move in that direction this is determined by something called the learning rate with a high learning rate it can cover more ground each step but at risks overshooting the lowest point with a low learning rate it can confidently move in the direction of the negative gradient since is recalculating as so frequently which is more precise but also more time-consuming the learning rate is usually determined by trial and error to find the rate that works best for the model the network will process the input data in this way adjusting the weights arriving at new outputs repeating this process again and again until the error is sufficiently small and the actual and intended output coincide at this point training is complete and you can now test the network with the 25% of the data you reserved for testing using our example the neural network should at this point be able to take the input data for someone who developed breast cancer and predict correctly that they did based on their input data it should also be able to see that based on the input data for those that did not have cancer that they indeed did not develop cancer at this point you can present the network with an entirely new set of inputs data from a new group of patients where you do not know whether or not they will develop cancer and get a pretty accurate output prediction about how likely they are to in this example the neural network that was used to predict cancer had an accuracy of ninety four point two percent this is much higher than what humans could reasonably predict and other studies and neural networks have had similar accuracy rates in predicting cancers the researchers were then able to go on to create further models to find the factors which seemed to lead to higher rates of cancer occurrence which they found to be related to folate deficiency and estrogen exposure and with this prediction health care providers can then focus on an ideal course of treatment and address any nutrient or hormone deficiencies or excesses as needed in order to help prevent cancer before it even happens these are the very basics of machine learning using neural networks and you can see how it would be a very powerful tool many researchers are using similar tools to try to combat cancer in many different ways Microsoft for example is pouring tons of research into research groups who are using artificial intelligence and machine learning to fight cancer one team of Microsoft researchers are using machine learning to help oncologists figure out the most effective individualized cancer treatment for their patients by providing an intuitive way to sort through all the research data available in recent years the amount of data being is astounding including patients entire genomes oncologists say they are drowning in information researchers are trying to use machine learning to help make sense of all data other research groups are pairing machine learning with computer vision to give radiologists a better understanding of how their patients tumors are progressing and yet another team is working on efforts that could one day allow scientists to program cells to fight cancer which sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie all sorts of industries are now adopting this technology and we'll only see more of it as time goes on from helping with cancer diagnosis to recommending products on Amazon to driving our cars machine learning is an elegant powerful tool that we can use to understand our world and can impact our society in some very significant ways we are just scratching the surface of all the ways that it can be used and researchers are coming up with new applications for it all the time it's a complicated subject but its power as a tool can't be understated this video just begins to scratch the surface of machine learning and touches on just one of money treads in the field if you've been inspired to learn more or perhaps have your own ideas on how to implement this amazing technology a great place to start learning more is brilliant they have several courses related to this topic including this one dedicated to artificial neural networks in this course you will dive into the fundamentals of artificial neural networks as you progress through each section your learning is tested and reinforced by answering fun questions if you answer something incorrectly it does not impede your progress instead brilliant allows you to check the solution 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