hey hey audience it's me Digimon it's like somebody saw a Pokemon and said what if it had abs as many of you guys know I am a big Digimon fan what started off as a Tamagotchi spin-off that could battle each other became this really cool franchise that has remained cool over the years because it's as close to popular as it can get without entering the mainstream unsubscribe now because I'm all about avoiding the mainstream but please don't I need to eat admission time before I played a couple hours of cyber sleuth I had never actually played a Digimon game ever as a kid did you mind games were really hard to come by I didn't own a Playstation until I was much older so every single Digimon game that I could get was for a Nintendo console and they must have had very limited printings because even when I'd be aware of a new Digimon game coming out whenever I'd finally have money to go buy it it would always be sold out everywhere I would try to go on eBay or slam azan to buy a used copy but Digimon games rarely sell for below $60 and as a kid just wanting to try one of these games it wasn't really worth it however seeing people get excited for some of the more recent Digimon games has encouraged me to go check out this giant back catalog of games that I've never played before including the first Digimon home console release Digimon world being early on in Digimons life as a franchise Digimon world shared a lot in common with the original V pets well the Digimon V pet shares many mechanics with Tamagotchi it's unique because you can also train your Digimons fighting ability to challenge another player's Digimon I can't remember the last time I was excited to see one thing plug into another thing Digimon World is a slow grind most of the game is raising a Digimon from its earliest stage and hoping to fulfill the right care requirements to watch it transform into cool and powerful Digimon but sometimes you just get a good eating slug but what can we really do as parents aside from care Digimon world features a Digimon world a world filled with other Digimon you the player character must take your checkered vans yellow hoodie and crunchyroll beanie and create a society in which all Digimon may live together in peace so let's take a look at a game that broke my brain because although it's really charming it's also charming enough to mask how frustrating it is it's Digimon World Club boy I'm sure happy I have $1 I can't wait to use this $1 to pay for goods and services I'll be taking that $1 this is a hacking oh I should have used expressvpn yes you should have me sending data over the internet without the use of a VPN is like sending a postcard through the mail the dozens are so people that have access to it shouldn't be looking at the information that's on it but what's really stopping them my bank account details and password a virtual private network creates a secure tunnel between your device and the Internet so it's essentially like putting an envelope around your data making it that much harder for hackers to steal your personal info VPN if you've ever connected your device to public Wi-Fi you have permitted everyone else connected to that network to come and steal your data I never connected to a public network without first connecting to a VPN I wouldn't want to be silly what I express VPN is just so easy to use and it only uses premium servers making them consistently faster than any other VPN providers I just hit connect in the app and boom I'm secure expressvpn is rated number one by publications like scene at the verge Wired TechRadar and many more and with its ease of use and 24-hour customer support it's not hard to see why so find out how you can get three months of expressvpn for free by clicking the link in the description are going to expressvpn comm slash billion thank you again to expressvpn for sponsoring this video Digimon World was released in January 1999 in Japan in May of 2009 it released just over a year and a half after the first virtual pet in two months before the Digimon Adventure anime premiered can you start with one of four digimon in the middle of file city file city is run by Zhu Zhu Mon who remembers when file city used to be a place where Digimon could live peacefully but some mysterious force has separated all the Digimon in the land and wiped out their memories you with your Digimon who I hope you also named lumen must traverse the island to recruit Digimon to help build vile city just like the Digimon V pets did you mana have five stages baby in training rookie champion and ultimate and just like child you can screw them up at any live stage later Digimon media would add mega as a 6 and final stage but here it's absent let us talk about mega and ultimate Digimon is making me sound like a mega ultimate dork so from here on out I'm going to be referring to digimons evolutionary stages as their number rather than their official names raising Digimon is the bulk of the game Uman here is my always dying ever reincarnating child the game runs on a simulated 24-hour clock that moves at an hour per real-life minute but certain actions like sleeping and training take up more time in game like falling asleep take seconds in real life but hours in the game each Digimons lifespan is only a couple of days but it gets increased as they transform to higher stages when they die they reincarnate into another egg it hatches and you start the process all over again did you mom don't evolve linearly like that Digimon ripoff that came out a year and a half before Digimon instead did you mind evolution is like a branching and reconnecting stream just like real evolution get out of here outdated linear model of evolution I just learned about this on PBS eons what did you mine your Digimon will digivolve into digi depends on how you raise it including the four base Digimon the game's evolution chart has 65 months to raise in total once the Digimon reaches the end of their life they won't digi die unless they meet specific criteria for evolution and every Digimon in the game has its own unique criteria even Big Brain Mon here let's talk stats evolution criteria involves these statistics but don't worry about outliers standard deviation or statistical significance the only thing I find significant is Andrew women occasionally pseudo Mon and neither of them are in this game a Digimon stats are divided into two broader categories first is health which measures the digimons age weight happiness discipline and virus meter and the other is battle stats which measure hit points mana offense defense speed and brains hell stats are affected by how you take care of your Digimon the Digimon needs to sleep e have its weight manage and be treated for wounds and sickness if you ignore these needs you'll make a care mistake which can affect your evolutionary potential some evolutions like Greymon can only have one care mistake and some like mom imon need at least 15 care mistakes I hate intentionally making care mistakes this game works I have an emotional connection to the little of Digimon on the screen and I hate ignoring its needs and I hate scolding it when I have to scold it why do you make me do this game it's cruel different kinds of food sustain your Digimon for different periods of time but may affect their weight meat makes Digimon gain weight while mushrooms can help them lose weight most evolution criteria requires that you keep your Digimon with an certain 10-pound window happiness effects a Digimons life expectancy and discipline affects how well they'll listen to you scolding or praising increases once that while inversely lowering the other unless the Digimon won't eat whatever item you're trying to give it then scolding raises both the best way to get these stats up is to force-feed your Digimon medicine until it doesn't want it anymore you scold and both happiness and discipline go up medicine that'll make your disciplined am i giving my Digimon Ritalin the virus meter is raised when you don't take your Digimon to a bathroom when it needs to use the bathroom it just goes okay all over the map the only way to clean up the poop is to raise either a new mom on or a sukham on who will well yeah taking the more humanoid Digimon to a bathroom is just so odd it's just like the body of a full-grown adult needing to be taken to the bathroom and just going right in front of you next our battle stats which affect how your Digimon performs in battle but once again they're also tied to evolution criteria so you can't just max out offense and speed and kick everyone's ass unless you're raising Allie Oman the man himself he's dead battle stats are raised by either battling your Digimon or through training at the green gym next to file Island battling takes more real-life time but less in-game time we're training stations can increase specific stats instantaneously but each training session takes up an in-game hour training also doesn't earn you money like battling does and makes your Digimon hungrier faster I found myself strapped for cash a lot because I prefer training to battling and you can't just mindlessly press X over and over again to train because it's a really easy way to make care mistakes training is just so much of the game is training trying to evolve a Digimon without explicit guidance sounds like a nightmare these stat requirements are so specific I can't imagine how anyone would try to complete the chart without a guide which oh boy oh boy is why I'm glad I bought the official strategy guide but like most self-help parenting books it does nothing it's littered with wrong information about the game imagine spending hours as a kid trying to get metal Greymon only to get a new mom on all because the official strategy guide lies to you I mean I don't blame the author I can't imagine having to learn about a game this in-depth to be able to write the official strategy guide on it that sounds like a nightmare especially for a game like this to mention the maps are completely unlabeled oh well not completely they do have a B and C letter points marks but without any guide to what events those correspond to not to mention they're just incomplete it's not completely useless though recruiting Digimon can kind of seem like a fool's errand without direction and the guide does provide a good checklist but despite not wanting to navigate the world without some direction I loved the world in Digimon World I'll be your a lot of direction it's the perfect size for this kind of game it's big but still small enough to be super memorable of course when there's a big old fellow like this hanging around you're bound to remember it from Toy Town misty trees and the gear Savannah and some of the music is just I can't get enough of it especially the two main battle themes and the gear Savannah theme I love it it's the kind of game that's designed to be played and discovered for an obnoxious period of time the kind of free time you only really ever had as a kid Barbara can playing this I'd be drawing maps creating evolution charts and checklists of Digimon I have already recruited but I'm an adult so youtube video walkthroughs it is I think not played a lot of Digimon games I always wondered why there were so many Digimon that were just recolors of others but I guess my answer is here they needed a variety of different enemies but didn't want to design new Digimon it's not a loom on its high Sabu mod it's not Gotham on its psyche mod it's not beta Mon it's my whole heart hate him on really really good the goal of the game is to build vile city you do that by traveling around the island to recruit other Digimon who all joined the city to expand its infrastructure some are really easy to recruit like the digimon inside the forest surrounding file city you just beat them in a fight and they come join but others are only available at certain times a day like seed Ramon who you have to catch fishing have a rare spawn rate like pixie Mon who has a 3% chance of showing up in this exact location or have to be rescued like shell Mon battling in Digimon world can either be incredibly easy or impossible but it's always like really obnoxious I like a traditional RPG you don't control your digimons actions rather you give it commands and a occasionally listens as your Digimon gets smarter it learns new moves and you get new commands but no matter what you give me it's like not getting better so often the Digimon just stands and no matter how many times you hit attack or give a specific attack command it just sits like watch this Maile Oman can easily one-hit ko this red veggie maan but it just doesn't matter because most of the time Lee Oman just stands there and when it's not Lee omens decision to just stand there they get a status of friction and it just slows everything down [Music] I find progress in this game to be really satisfying watching file city get built up with new infrastructure filling out the evolution chart and watching a Digimon you raised with your blood transform is really satisfying however that high reward comes with one of the most stressful examples of a game with high consequences your digimons lifespan is this ticking clock and utilizing what time you have with the Digimon well can be a really stressful decision-making process you can probably beat the game without ever raising a Digimon to ultimate the fifth stage but it's fun to do but you'll be spending most of that Digimons lifespan training so while you get this stronger cooler Digimon it's not like you get to use it to knock off a bunch of boss battles you realistically only get a few tasks with each highly trained Digimon really and pro gamers who have been playing this game for over 20 years if you're pro gamer skills allow you to pro gamer through the game with only one Digimon that congratulations you're a pro gamer that was not my experience I thought myself getting really stressed when a Digimon was close to death like really early stressed is there even a point of trying to get something done traversing this world eventually becomes such a hassle and while there is fast travel it's a premium fee one way fast travel from file city to any location a lot of the game is just walking back to file city because it's the only place you can heal without items or before your Digimon needs to sleep and it's the only place to buy a variety of different items for a decent price and if your team on loses three battles it dies so entering any fight feels like life or death because you can lose hours and hours of training if you are beaten burned Ramon here took about three Digimon to beat and it's not like I finally just trained a Digimon that could handle bird Ramon literally every piece of advice I see on this game tells you to just stock up on healing items the only way to get through a bosses that keep throwing heal items at your Digimon just constantly well I mean why would I do it any other way I don't want to risk losing a Digimon I spent hours and hours training I'm only willing to risk a Digimon I spent a few hours training a hard boss in Digimon world isn't hard because you have to increase your skill level it's hard because it takes a long time to train a Digimon that strong or to grind enough battles to be able to afford premium healing items that's not difficulty in a skill set sense that's difficulty because it tests your patience but then again I don't really mind the grinding for the training than the raising evolution process I guess I find that to be more rewarding turns out my personal taste isn't always consistent the ogre dungeon I kept not buying enough heal items to make it to the end of the Digimon so I would have to walk back to file city and I lost a few Digimon because traversing the world while avoiding battles can be really hard well when you have the whole screen zoomed out it's easy but too much of the game is all the way zoomed in I can't see anything as the city grows your ability to raise Digimon becomes more and more efficient you can recruit Kabuto Iman and quagga man from beetle land and they'll upgrade the gym equipment to be more effective then you can also recruit some plant Digimon to upgrade to the meat farm to be able to grow fatter cuts of meat the file that you recruit veggie model so sells food that increases training that g m-- on over here pushing supplements probably has CEO in his facebook bio as you practice raising digimon the intense number of criteria for certain evolutions start to feel less and less intense I finally feel like I got the hang of this game you start to pick up on ways to shorten the process like saving stop raising chips for certain digimon strategizing training requirements to maximize primary and secondary effects and being comfortable with making a few care mistakes early on because care mistakes don't transfer from evolution to evolution and the first few stages are really easy to evolve to it's like bodom on I know you've just been born and you've come into this world scared and hungry but you must experience the crushing weight of this waterfall right now because this world isn't fair and the sooner you learn that lesson the sooner I can get monochrome on I'm just a parent living vicariously through my child I could have been a monochrome on I love filling out the evolution chart it makes the part of my brain that gets happy from filling out charts happy but also utilizing different Digimon in this game has made me appreciate the non partner Digimon from Digimon for years my favorites have really only been the main partners from the anime but being partnered with monochrome on seed Ramon mama Batum on my best pal Batum on here it makes my taste in Digimon expand a little bit more and appreciate some of these creature designs that I've never really given a passing glance to oh you mean you don't like monochrome on can't say I don't blame you you don't come into this world appreciating a t-rex head with a little tail of horn and four stubby legs monochrome on is an acquired taste Wow gah blue on here needed a 95 discipline to evolve to Guru Monde so I fed him some happiness mushrooms which automatically raises happiness so I can afford to school on a few times to get that 95 discipline after just under an hour I have guru Ramon check now let's try to get mega sea German I do my best to raise guru Mon for an hour straight while making no care mistakes because you're barely allowed to have any for this evolution and then after reaching all the qualified stats to get mega seed Ramon I spent the next few days just keeping guru Ramon at the right weight finally the time has come for evolution and the room undyed all that work was gone [Music] I stopped playing the game for a few weeks after that I questioned YouTube as a profession I read a book I lived a slightly better life got back into a regular exercise routine made a schedule I was being productive I started working on a different video but that guy just kept looking at me in the face I had to go back no good parent abandons their children I figured I didn't have enough text to get mega C German but I find the tech criteria to be very inconsistent like even though I do not have 35 technical moves discovered I got Leo Minh who also needs 35 but for summaries and mega seed Ramon didn't work so I guess it's just inconsistent I have no idea I cannot find a clear answer anywhere so no matter how much I feel like I got the hang of it there's always some unknown variable I guess parenting doesn't have set guidelines there's always something new to learn but this is a game digimon world was fun I enjoyed playing it quite a bit and I may even do some postgame stuff on stream eventually when I feel like streaming that doesn't mean soon it's a really charming game but it's also exhausting putting an effort to raise a Digimon over and over again and then watching it die over and over again is exhausting and although it can be rewarding it's the kind of game that would make me go insane if I didn't take ample amounts of stress breaks so I'm gonna put Digimon world down for a moment and try to better myself verbatim on anything so much for watching this video if you've played Digimon games before please comment down below which ones you remember fondly or which ones you would like me to look at in the future other than that this is your first video of mine consider subscribing following me on social media you know all the junk youtubers ask you to do I know I haven't been posting super frequently recently and it is totally my intention for the rest of the summer to get back in a normal posting routine I have a lot of stuff ready to go and I have a lot of work done for a lot of videos so I say this with full intent on following through when I tell you I'm tired I'm stressed I'll see you next


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volcanic Io the reason IO is so volcanically active is because of its proximity to Jupiter the little world is so close that Jupiter's gravity flexes it causing IO to remain very hot add that with Jupiter constantly bathing IO and radiation and you have what must be one of the harshest environments in the solar system oddly though iowa's still a longshot candidate for life it's thought that it once had as much water as any of the other Galilean moons of Jupiter significant amounts of it that likely had a liquid phase before it all disappeared but it's not completely gone it could still be present below the surface as such it has been suggested though a long shot that perhaps deep in a moist lava tube somewhere below the surface of Io there might be or once have been simple life number 9 myriad myriad is a fairly obscure moon of Neptune it's third largest only discovered in 1949 by Gerard Kuiper the namesake of the Kuiper belt we don't know much about this moon Voyager 2 passed close enough to take vague photographs but nothing even close to high resolution water ice has been detected on its surface and very likely Rock but that's about all we really know about the object itself but there are oddities one is myriads eccentricity which is the highest for any moon in the solar system at its farthest from Neptune it is nearly ten million kilometres distant at its closest it's just over 1 million kilometers this may suggest that it's a captured object perhaps a wandering Kuiper belt object but from what we know about its composition it doesn't look much like other outer solar system objects suggesting that it actually formed around Neptune it could be that during the capture of the moon Triton which was probably originally a Kuiper belt object itself near its orbit was affected in the process to create the eccentricity but there's another mystery here some observations since the 1980s show that near yet varies in brightness on a scale of sometimes years but at other times only a few days yet other observations don't show this so whatever is causing it it seems pretty chaotic there's currently no good explanation for this number 8 is the discovery of Saturn's moon Io Pettus is noteworthy for how early it happened in 1671 italian astronomer giovanni domenico cassini observed it just on the western side of saturn he assumed that as it orbited it would reappear on the eastern side it didn't as far as he could see and it remains that way for several years he'd see it on the western side but not the eastern side so he obtained a better telescope and in 1705 finally spotted it much dimmer on the eastern side in what was an amazing feat of early observational telescope astronomy he determined that I a Pettis has a dark side and a light side and that the moon was totally locked to Saturn this turned out to be correct centuries before detailed images of Iapetus could be had and indeed the dark region is now called Cassini Reggio in his honor that aside once we did visit I evidence with several probes and most in-depth being a probe named after Cassini we found a very strange world indeed firstly because of a highly inclined orbit I evidence would be the only large moon of Saturn where the Rings would not appear edge on and thus would be easily visible perhaps spectacularly so why this inclined orbit is the case is still a complete mystery my epidural over 80% of it being icy it's thought and even seems to undergo landslides on its surface it's heavily cratered some of which are enormous and why one side of it is dark and the other side is light is thought to be because of warmer areas of the moon sublimating and leaving dark carbonaceous deposits behind with bright ice accumulating on the lighter side but the oddest aspect of I evidence is its huge ridge this Ridge is mostly contained to the dark region of the Moon but some mountain peaks seem to continue its somewhat into the bright region explanations for this range from I evidence once having had a bring of its own that accumulated down onto the surface over time or geologic processes that formed it but none of the present proposed explanations for how this could have formed explain why it's so concentrated on the dark side number seven - Saturn's moon - would otherwise not be very noteworthy other than its superficial resemblance to the Death Star from star wars but in this case its formation would have very nearly been the death of limas the crater is the second largest crater in comparison to overall size of any known body in the solar system other than another Saturn moon thethethe given that - is mostly made of ice it's somewhat surprising that the formation of this traitor didn't shatter the tiny world into pieces but there are indications that this almost happened on the opposite side of - are what appear to be stress fractures in the ice that appeared to be a result of shock waves generated by the impact number six Maranda well it's not known just how my must managed to survive its giant impact there's one object that may not have survived an impact at all and had to reform entirely from the pieces or at least that's one hypothesis it's Uranus's moon Miranda and shows some of the wildest topography in the solar system ranging from enormous canyons the largest known cliff in the solar system and a very obvious broken terrain what caused this is unclear but hypotheses range from all tectonics where liquid water froze beneath the surface expanding and cracking the surface there is evidence of past cryovolcanism where a mixture of water and ammonia might have flowed in the past like lava does here on earth cratering on mere onto surface suggesting mostly but not entirely old surface but the craters seemed softened perhaps by that same cryovolcanism it may also be that Miranda was torn apart and reformed in the past but that hypothesis has been losing favor in recent years unfortunately we haven't seen all of this tumultuous unique world only one half of it has been imaged today what features we might find on the other side remain to be seen number five deck ttle one perhaps surprising thing about moons in the solar system is that not all of them are bound to planets in 1993 the Galileo probe on its way to Jupiter visited the asteroid 243 Ida as the data from the spacecraft was being downloaded and analyzed it was noted that Ida had a moon known as dactyl the origin of this tiny object seems to be linked with Ida itself either forming when Ida did when a parent object broke up or was formed from a piece of Ida during an impact but the composition of both Ida and dactyl are very similar and indeed similar to the most common type of meteorite found on earth the common chondrites one oddity however is that Ida showed itself to have been subject to weathering in space a reddening of its surface whereas dactyl showed less of this kind of weathering why this is is not well understood number four Ganymede Jupiter's moon Ganymede is noteworthy not only for being the largest moon in the solar system it's bigger than the planet Mercury and Pluto it's also noteworthy in that it has a magnetic field and that field is affected by what very well may be the largest liquid water ocean and the solar system far surpassing Earth I shall moons that have liquid water layers are common in the solar system but Ganymede circumstances allow for a very thick layer of liquid water this may allow for a very unique situation where rather than just an ocean per se it may be several oceans stacked in layers separated by alternating layers of water ice and different crystalline it's caused by temperature and pressure this creates questions about whether Ganymede might be habitable all around for life in that it might be habitable only at certain layers or no layers and it's hard to predict if any layers in between the ices might be habitable as ice in different phases behaves differently than normal ice in a refrigerator which floats in water denser forms of ice however would sink instead of float and might form an ice floor at the bottom of Ganymede's oceans that might prevent interaction between the water and the rocky surface below affecting the availability of nutrients but the water at Ganymede does appear to be salty so it's anyone's guess what might be going on down in that high-pressure environment number three focuses Deathwish the moons of Mars our moons in the sense that they are in orbit of Mars but not particularly impressive ones and really are more like asteroids than anything else but that may change the moon Phobos which is named after the Greek god and personification of fear something that may well be relevant to any Mars colonists living on the planet the future is slowly moving closer to Mars sometime within the next 30 to 50 million years one of two things is expected to happen either Phobos will fall into an impact Mars which would probably be quite a spectacle and could form a huge crater or it will be torn apart by tidal forces and turn Mars into a ranked planet for a time this would be a very different look for Mars indeed and interesting because by that time Saturn may well have lost a significant portion of its ring system that's if it happens at all 30 to 50 million years is a very long time and if the human species lasts that long we may well have completely terraformed Mars into Earth - at that point in which case Phobos and the other moon Deimos may well have long ago p-- and converted into raw materials for space habitats would you live on a space station that was once a moon called fear number two at the me theus and Janus in addition to acting as shepherd moons maintaining the sharp edge of Saturn's a ring these two moons do something very unusual they swap orbits the moons are on two very similar orbits one slightly further out than the other the closer orbit is slightly faster than the outer as they near each other through gravitational interaction a momentum exchange occurs causing the moons to swap while never approaching closer than about 10,000 kilometers this dance happens about once every four years and is the only known example of an orbital configuration like this present in the solar system number one Charon when the New Horizons probe passed through the Pluto Charon system what was once thought to be a frozen rather boring solar system backwater turned out to be one of the most exciting and dynamic sets of objects in the solar system Pluto was a showstopper and certainly worthy of the category of planet showing all sorts of interesting geology organics atmospheric mysteries and such making it one of the most enigmatic objects in a solar system but its moon Charon also proved to be full of surprises before its 1978 discovery in photographic plates by astronomer James Christie at the u.s. Naval Observatory Charon was unknown but it had oddly been predicted by sci-fi author Edmund Hamilton and his 1940 novel : captain future where he described Pluto's having three moons it actually has five but Charon particularly stands out Charon and Pluto more accurately could be described as a double minor planet system was Charon being about half the diameter of Pluto one of the many oddities of this system is that the reddish patch that you see at the pole of Charon is actually part of Pluto's atmosphere yes Pluto periodically has an atmosphere and transfers components of it to Charon surface but it's not just any material it's organic tholins molecules that may be related to life one debate that's currently going on is how Charon formed one idea is that it's a product of a glancing blow early in Pluto's history much like our own moon is thought to be a product of such a collision two objects hit and destroy each other and then reformed into new bodies the geology does not seem to bear this out however suggesting rather that Pluto and Charon have always been separate objects but collided very gently at some point and came into an orbital equilibrium afterward also going on here is a rare case of mutual tidal locking with earth the moon always presents the same face to us but earth does not present the same face to the moon with pluto and charon they always present the same face towards each other Charon also seems to be geologically active with cryo geysers and potentially even cryovolcanoes spraying out ice crystals and making fresh deposits on the surface this may have led to a very strange type of feature on Charon described as a mountain in a moat this feature named Kubrick Mons after director Stanley Kubrick is literally a mountain that's sitting in a depression one idea is that this formed when a cryovolcano basically deflated the ground under it by depleting the reserves of ices underneath but that explanation remains far from settled sinking mountains as or as data from new horizons continues to be analyzed even more mysteries of this strange moon may come to light this list was just a sampling of the many moons that the solar system has to offer and we very likely don't know about a significant portion of them yet as we explore objects in the Kuiper belt some of which can be larger than mercury or Pluto or if planet 9 has ever detected which it may well have large moons of its own then a list of strange moons of the solar system will grow and there are other strange things lurking out there such as the asteroid 101 99 shower glow which does not have a known moon but indeed is the only asteroid known today to have its own ring system imagine what we will find as we continue to explore the solar system you may not know it but in addition to science my interests also include history particularly ancient and medieval history and how that applies to the formation of modern science I recently took to watching science and historical content 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I'm
taking
a
holiday
from
crime-fighting
and
Gotham
City
no
rest
from
danger
though
because
all
around
us
is
that
deadly
daily
danger
ah
yes
the
automobile
a
symbol
of
human
innovation
a
mode
of
immense
practicality
and
increasing
production
a
humble
reflection
of
our
ever-changing
ever-growing
global
landscape
and
a
ubiquitous
reminder
of
how
far
we've
come
as
a
species
to
achieving
the
impossible
but
let's
get
real
for
a
second
in
a
day
an
age
of
persistent
media
saturation
glamorization
and
a
culture
consumed
by
its
own
ego
it's
fair
to
say
that
vehicles
have
also
become
this
fierce
symbol
of
bravado
they're
like
a
powerful
dick-measuring
contest
to
the
point
that
we've
romanticized
bikes
and
automobiles
as
having
their
own
distinct
personalities
and
human
characteristics
as
if
they're
so
ubiquitous
to
the
point
that
they're
essentially
one
of
us
now
and
don't
get
me
wrong
I
totally
get
why
people
take
such
excessive
pride
and
joy
in
their
vehicles
because
obvious
practicalities
financials
and
well
general
admiration
for
aesthetic
and
engineering
aside
many
of
us
see
them
as
an
extension
to
our
identity
and
lifestyle
or
at
the
very
least
it's
something
we
find
a
sincere
personal
connection
with
in
worst
cases
however
some
treat
their
vehicles
like
a
real-world
equivalent
to
an
anonymous
internet
troll
cruising
the
streets
blasting
their
obnoxious
music
and
revving
their
engine
with
such
orgasmic
smugness
just
to
be
an
attention-seeking
pin
in
the
hole
listen
I
appreciate
you
love
your
[ __ ]
wagon
so
much
but
the
rest
of
us
don't
really
care
I
sleep
in
a
racing
car
do
you
sleep
in
a
big
bed
with
my
way
Oh
believe
it
or
not
this
mentality
of
seeing
our
car
or
bike
as
an
extension
of
our
character
all
started
around
the
post
Second
World
War
era
after
coming
out
of
an
economic
slump
where
manufacturing
could
not
expand
beyond
the
war
effort
and
look
to
revolutionising
the
automobile
as
something
more
than
simply
getting
us
from
A
to
B
there
was
a
greater
desire
for
aesthetic
and
speed
and
other
technical
[ __ ]
I
don't
care
nor
wish
to
understand
all
I
know
is
cargos
room
bruh
man
suddenly
I'm
selling
my
organs
to
pay
for
the
insurance
so
naturally
as
demands
sir
minded
and
competition
increased
so
came
the
fears
of
imperfect
engineering
and
technology
on
top
of
the
already
imperfect
creatures
that
operates
such
death
machines
which
to
be
fair
are
nowhere
near
as
deadly
as
they
used
to
be
however
when
it
comes
to
people
yeah
that's
still
open
to
debate
as
longtime
fans
know
I
am
a
sucker
for
domestic
horror
and
its
prevalence
during
the
seventies
and
eighties
slasher
era
where
themes
off
stranger
danger
home
invasion
and
random
acts
of
violence
tapped
into
a
genuine
social
hysteria
yet
we
tend
to
forget
that
the
slasher
genre
extended
beyond
simply
a
mini
act
with
a
knife
and
some
filmmakers
often
to
give
the
killer
a
vehicle
instead
bringing
the
true
terrors
of
road
accidents
and
vehicular
danger
to
the
forefront
so
with
that
in
mind
let's
switch
on
the
ignition
and
talk
about
the
untold
history
of
killer
car
movies
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while
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let's
talk
about
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killer
car
movies
[Music]
so
just
a
heads
up
anything
and
everything
involving
a
killer
automobile
is
free
reinforced
spoiling
here
but
then
again
there
really
isn't
that
much
to
spoil
considering
most
off
if
not
all
of
these
examples
essentially
followed
the
exact
same
formula
where
a
mysterious
driver
terrorizes
innocent
people
just
going
about
their
everyday
life
only
to
end
with
the
villain
getting
their
comeuppance
usually
in
the
form
of
their
vehicle
flying
off
a
cliff
into
a
ball
of
flames
or
something
about
nature
however
if
you've
seen
my
video
on
killer
spider
movies
you'll
know
this
isn't
exactly
a
traditional
history
lesson
and
while
killer
motor
movies
have
always
existed
in
some
capacity
you
could
say
the
ones
I'm
referring
to
are
defined
by
two
concepts
movies
about
a
mysterious
evil
driver
and
movies
avoid
vehicles
with
a
mind
of
their
own
yet
regardless
both
concepts
have
one
thing
in
common
the
vehicle
itself
is
inherently
the
villain
the
barrier
between
life
and
death
is
no
greater
than
the
thickness
of
a
door
and
now
the
door
is
open
I
guess
what
I
kind
of
hope
you
get
out
of
this
is
an
understanding
that
despite
these
films
being
labeled
as
pure
schlock
or
sensationalist
fear-mongering
thrillers
many
of
them
had
genuinely
thoughtful
thematic
links
to
real-world
horrors
that
ended
up
taking
a
backseat
to
more
conventional
mean
stream
slasher
flicks
at
the
time
avoid
home
invasions
and
so
on
oh
and
please
don't
get
angry
me
if
I
don't
mention
a
certain
flick
you're
familiar
with
because
I
had
to
watch
dozens
of
these
films
for
research
and
by
the
end
I
was
ready
to
drive
my
own
car
off
a
[ __ ]
cliff
so
bear
with
me
here
our
story
begins
in
1971
Hollywood
had
just
entered
the
dark
era
of
cinema
brought
on
by
societal
unrest
towards
increasing
domestic
crime
and
violence
and
the
fear
of
the
automobile
fell
into
the
hands
off
an
ambitious
unknown
director
looking
to
establish
his
name
in
the
GM
called
Steven
Spielberg
while
not
technically
his
first
feature
film
Spielberg
Studio
Debut
jewel
introduced
the
world
to
the
terror
of
being
relentlessly
pursued
by
a
massive
speeding
truck
operated
by
a
mysterious
driver
without
a
clear
motivation
pulling
us
into
an
intense
cat-and-mouse
chase
through
the
Nevada
desert
where
things
just
get
progressively
deadlier
despite
being
the
first
of
its
kind
jewel
is
still
arguably
the
ultimate
example
of
the
sub-genre
given
practically
every
subsequent
film
copied
its
exact
template
with
like
much
deviation
in
fact
the
open
road
desert
country
setting
remained
predominantly
unchanged
because
it
naturally
escalated
the
feeling
of
helplessness
and
loneliness
in
a
wilderness
where
anything
could
happen
while
inherently
a
slasher
informality
a
lot
of
these
earlier
movies
actually
borrowed
a
lot
of
their
technique
and
style
from
westerns
with
the
use
of
standoff
intercutting
tension
maze
on
scene
a
sense
of
lawlessness
and
I
guess
treating
vehicles
as
these
modernized
mechanical
wild
animals
but
the
major
takeaway
from
jewel
was
that
it
was
one
of
the
early
pioneers
of
having
a
killer
without
a
motive
while
it's
certainly
commonplace
today
back
then
it
was
seen
as
quite
provocative
to
lack
motive
or
any
sense
of
reason
in
traditional
storytelling
as
such
it
transforms
the
film
from
simply
this
powerful
minimalist
thriller
into
an
adrenaline-fueled
psychological
nightmare
where
we
spend
a
fair
bit
of
time
in
the
head
of
our
sole
protagonist
theof
it
as
he
tries
to
figure
out
how
the
hell
he
managed
to
piss
off
the
truck
driver
even
going
as
far
as
trying
to
confront
him
in
person
but
ultimately
never
finding
out
who
it
is
in
I
am
Legend
writer
Richard
Matheson's
original
script
based
on
his
short
story
for
Playboy
magazine
about
his
real
experience
being
aggressively
tailgated
by
a
truck
driver
it
very
explicitly
avoids
given
the
driver
an
identity
yet
with
Spielberg
only
showing
us
a
few
minor
glimpses
of
the
character
in
Spielberg's
perspective
that's
what
propels
the
horror
we
go
pass
drivers
everyday
and
it
only
takes
one
lunatic
to
monk
the
curb
and
easily
kill
us
we
may
have
already
seen
our
killer
we
just
don't
know
it
yet
and
then
by
not
knowing
the
driver
the
truck
itself
thus
becomes
the
villain
establishing
that
idea
of
projecting
personality
onto
our
vehicles
he'll
Spielberg
specifically
chose
a
1955
Peterbilt
to
get
one
from
a
vehicle
audition
lineup
but
yes
that
actually
happened
because
it
had
a
menacing
looking
fierce
that's
only
heightened
by
its
greasy
rustic
look
that
gives
it
both
this
unstoppable
and
eerie
supernatural
quality
a
quality
that
was
then
introduced
into
1974's
killdozer
where
in
a
sci-fi
twist
a
meteor
unleashes
an
alien
presence
that
possesses
a
bulldozer
where
very
little
proceeds
to
happen
because
in
execution
bulldozers
aren't
exactly
menacing
when
you're
able
to
outrun
them
to
be
fair
supernatural
flicks
became
a
surprising
complement
to
the
raw
gritty
realism
that
overshadowed
the
70s
because
they
helped
heighten
gritter
metaphoric
and
thematic
ideas
thanks
to
the
growing
cultural
acceptance
of
superstition
on
the
explained
one
of
the
more
unusual
examples
that
bridge
the
gap
between
realism
and
fantasy
to
a
certain
degree
due
to
its
ridiculous
premise
was
the
horror
comedy
the
cars
who
adds
Paris
in
this
film
the
locals
of
the
fictional
Australian
town
of
Paris
set
up
traps
that
force
tourists
into
fatal
road
accidents
where
they
proceed
to
pillage
the
victims
possessions
and
car
parts
and
lobotomized
survivors
for
experimentation
funnily
enough
it
has
a
sort
of
pre
Mad
Max
absurdity
to
it
where
the
car
parts
are
used
by
the
younger
generation
to
create
these
bizarre
death
vehicles
while
they
feud
with
the
older
generation
who
simply
want
peace
there
are
a
few
elements
at
play
here
you've
got
the
tangible
fear
of
unpredictable
life-changing
road
accidents
and
then
you've
got
the
generational
divide
where
the
younger
generation
modify
their
cars
to
reflect
the
ego
driven
obsession
I
talked
about
at
the
start
while
the
older
generation
cautions
such
recklessness
to
fatal
results
what
quickly
becomes
noticeable
is
that
bravado
and
masculinity
are
the
two
major
recurring
themes
in
killer
car
movies
where
it
was
first
subtly
established
in
Joule
and
then
became
the
subject
of
scrutiny
in
1979
s
death
car
on
the
freeway
in
Joule
there's
a
crisis
of
masculinity
angle
introduced
during
the
early
/
ticking
scene
that
initiates
the
conflict
of
the
story
both
these
men
push
across
their
alpha
male
status
by
fighting
for
control
of
the
road
and
it
becomes
a
fight
characterised
by
who
is
the
better
man
it's
then
reinforced
by
high
army
and
protagonist
Steve
it
is
the
opposite
of
typical
meal
heroes
from
the
era
he's
reluctant
insecure
has
doubts
is
clearly
stressed
about
something
and
lacks
confidence
and
this
all
becomes
reflected
onto
the
weakness
of
his
car
in
comparison
to
the
truck
and
eventually
when
he
just
stops
running
from
his
fears
and
fights
back
he
achieves
that
cathartic
victory
it's
basically
a
metaphor
for
a
guy
running
from
his
problems
and
then
when
pushed
to
the
very
literal
edge
he
has
no
choice
but
to
confront
to
overcome
it
ego
is
a
cautionary
tale
in
all
these
movies
and
despite
such
a
classic
seventies
title
like
death
car
on
the
freeway
the
theme
brings
some
considerable
emotional
wit
to
it
death
cars
entire
stick
is
playing
off
media
sensationalism
on
fear-mongering
we
have
this
mysterious
never
seen
driver
who
the
media
call
a
Britisher
self
the
freeway
fiddler
who
stalks
female
drivers
on
a
busy
la
freeway
forcing
them
into
fatal
car
accidents
straightaway
it
has
a
pretty
glaring
emphasis
on
female
driver
cliches
as
it
treats
all
its
female
characters
as
incompetent
victims
where
the
men
have
to
save
the
day
which
is
then
challenged
by
our
men
lead
who
goes
after
the
driver
in
the
end
to
a
pretty
abrupt
yet
expected
result
you
could
say
it
has
a
bit
of
a
female
empowerment
angle
to
it
where
these
women
are
trying
to
fight
back
against
a
meal
dominated
society
with
a
very
blatant
commentary
on
how
vehicles
have
become
weaponized
and
we're
not
doing
enough
to
regulate
the
surmounting
chaos
of
so
many
cars
not
on
the
roads
I
do
appreciate
it
goes
for
a
more
relatable
setting
away
from
pure
country
desert
roads
because
it
does
somewhat
grind
the
film
in
the
media
frenzy
of
the
time
in
regards
to
the
likes
of
the
Zodiac
killer
and
so
on
they
even
try
using
some
psychological
realism
by
adding
the
profiling
methods
used
for
Zodiac
so
they
can
determine
who
the
killer
is
but
ultimately
what
it
ends
up
doing
is
using
invalid
base
rent
information
where
their
theory
simply
come
down
to
generic
guesswork
like
a
troubled
childhood
or
some
sort
of
mental
illness
or
whatever
I
mean
you
can
apply
any
of
these
factors
to
anything
to
justify
an
argument
however
once
we
hit
the
ADIZ
this
attempt
that
provocative
grinded
realism
went
straight
out
the
window
while
horror
in
deities
was
dominated
primarily
by
stabbing
masked
men
everything
from
sci-fi
to
supernatural
to
straight-up
creature
feature
were
still
pretty
prominent
on
the
menu
and
in
the
case
of
killer
car
movies
trying
to
be
a
bit
off
everything
seemed
like
the
way
to
go
of
course
it
ended
up
being
Stephen
King
who
would
have
the
most
prolific
impact
on
the
killer
car
scene
in
the
eighties
with
his
sole
directorial
effort
Maximum
Overdrive
based
on
his
1973
short
story
trucks
sucking
up
all
leader
contemporary
attention
despite
being
a
commercial
and
critical
failure
you
would
think
I
would
spend
a
lot
of
time
on
it
because
it
has
such
an
incredibly
enthusiastic
call
following
but
no
I
really
have
nothing
interesting
to
say
about
it
other
than
it
was
part
of
the
growing
moral
panic
of
technology
being
evil
and
high
our
obsession
with
innovation
would
doom
us
all
to
extinction
you
know
the
kind
of
Skynet
crap
is
not
painfully
overused
today
instead
I'm
going
to
turn
your
attention
to
the
more
Pro
find
1983
adaptation
of
King's
acclaimed
killer
carnival
Christine
this
stellar
little
killer
car
flick
by
John
Carpenter
serves
as
a
perfect
supernatural
companion
piece
to
Spielberg's
jewel
I
think
this
film
has
been
wildly
misinterpreted
as
simply
a
story
about
an
evil
car
that
kills
people
I
mean
yeah
that's
kind
of
true
but
it's
actually
more
of
a
character
study
when
you
think
about
it
you
have
this
stereotypical
nerdy
version
called
Arnie
who
buys
and
repairs
an
old
1958
Plymouth
Fury
and
long
before
anything
properly
supernatural
occurs
the
story
focuses
on
high
obsessive
Artie
becomes
with
the
car
and
just
how
much
of
a
thirsty
[ __ ]
he
ultimately
is
he
set
up
as
relatedly
awkward
vulnerable
and
undermined
by
his
parents
and
peers
before
he
gradually
transforms
into
this
arrogant
greaser
who
alienates
himself
from
those
closest
to
him
it's
one
of
the
only
examples
in
the
sub-genre
that's
directly
focused
on
how
the
vehicle
influences
the
character
because
it's
not
just
Arnie
that's
obsessed
with
the
car
the
car
is
just
as
obsessed
with
him
hell
it
even
tries
to
kill
his
girlfriend
out
of
jealousy
so
she
can
have
him
all
to
herself
what
makes
Kristine
fit
perfectly
within
the
slasher
genre
is
that
it
contributes
to
this
theme
of
sexual
promiscuity
that
became
prevalent
in
the
horror
genre
after
Wes
Craven
brought
it
to
our
attention
in
Nightmare
on
Elm
Street
sex
is
perceived
as
this
transcendent
desire
that's
also
seemingly
dangerous
and
cars
can
thus
act
as
a
jewel
symbol
of
this
in
not
it's
a
[ __ ]
magnet
and
a
death
machine
all
in
one
smell
that's
just
about
the
finest
smell
in
the
world
maybe
it
goes
beyond
just
attributing
personality
to
the
car
and
in
furs
to
it
as
having
feelings
desires
and
objectives
I
mean
Arnie
and
Kristine
literally
fall
in
love
with
each
other
and
Kristine
is
such
a
clingy
petty
[ __ ]
that
before
it
actually
does
anything
violent
you
sort
of
come
to
hate
it
already
and
think
that
it's
no
good
for
Arnie
because
of
how
much
it
changes
him
I
mean
you
know
the
film
is
doing
something
right
when
manages
to
mirror
a
toxic
relationship
Arnie
is
selfish
and
egotistical
and
completely
disregards
his
girlfriend
who
clearly
cares
for
him
but
he
only
cares
for
the
car
which
is
kind
of
like
his
mistress
in
a
way
because
it
keeps
figuratively
and
literally
driving
his
repressed
desires
and
taking
control
of
him
I
will
admit
I
wasn't
as
I'm
bored
with
it
Ematic
Lee
when
it
switches
to
a
pure
murderous
car
with
a
mind
of
its
own
after
Stephen
King's
trademark
psychotic
bullies
destroy
the
car
and
it
repairs
itself
to
a
lie
Arnie
to
take
revenge
I
think
it'd
detract
from
the
initial
psychological
implications
where
all
the
supernatural
stuff
are
Arnie's
delusions
but
then
the
logic
takes
an
even
swifter
nosedive
in
the
climax
when
for
no
clear
reason
the
car
decides
to
eject
Arnie
and
kill
him
it
was
the
one
issue
I
was
left
questioning
if
all
the
previous
owners
died
in
strange
freak
accidents
related
to
the
car
why
does
it
suddenly
go
from
wanting
Arnie
all
to
itself
to
just
tossing
a
might
I
mean
it
would
make
sense
if
he
was
trying
to
resist
its
control
buts
he
doesn't
by
the
end
he's
completely
a
puppet
to
the
car
so
it's
just
a
jarring
u-turn
to
say
the
least
after
the
ADIZ
it
wasn't
until
around
the
turn
of
the
21st
century
did
the
concept
of
a
killer
car
movie
gradually
resurface
and
those
that
used
it
didn't
necessarily
do
so
to
the
same
effect
the
early
two-thousands
saw
a
joyride
and
Jeepers
Creepers
kick
things
off
with
a
rehash
of
jewel
the
former
adding
a
more
direct
line
of
communication
with
the
driver
while
the
latter
taking
a
b-movie
u-turn
with
its
demon
bat
thing
which
bizarrely
and
it's
more
recent
third
entry
prequel
decided
to
turn
the
truck
into
a
[ __ ]
saw
chop
I
have
a
lot
of
salt
without
franchise
so
let's
not
get
into
it
anyway
before
we
get
to
the
final
film
that
cemented
the
killer
car
sub-genre
leave
it
to
Quentin
Tarantino
to
be
the
1
filmmaker
to
celebrate
this
incredibly
niche
subject
matter
in
the
form
of
death
Proof
which
in
my
opinion
is
the
weaker
part
of
the
seventies
grindhouse
exploitation
collaboration
between
him
and
Robert
Rodriguez
now
apparently
I
got
quite
a
bit
of
feed
for
calling
itself
and
elgyn
nonsense
son
I
don't
entirely
regret
that
opinion
it
knows
exactly
what
it
is
sure
but
to
Tarantino
standards
it's
the
one
film
of
his
that
goes
for
pure
homage
without
adding
anything
of
its
own
I
guess
going
against
typecast
by
having
Kurt
Russell
be
the
villain
driver
in
something
but
generally
speaking
it's
no
more
creative
flashy
or
interesting
as
any
of
the
other
films
I've
talked
about
so
far
but
on
the
polar
opposite
spectrum
if
we're
given
points
for
a
Landis
and
inventive
concepts
I
guess
we
have
to
address
what
is
by
far
the
most
oddball
if
indeed
somehow
deeply
monotonous
2010
indie
film
about
a
killer
tire
with
telekinetic
powers
I
mean
psychokinetic
Oh
what
the
[ __ ]
ever
let's
briefly
talk
about
rubber
so
before
you
all
accuse
me
off
technically
cheating
I
think
rubber
pretty
much
signaled
the
end
to
the
killer
car
sub-genre
sure
it
still
exists
today
but
rubber
more
last
Lampoon
the
entire
concept
on
even
the
slasher
genre
as
a
whole
while
the
idea
behind
rubber
is
a
killer
tire
with
telekinetic
powers
means
psychokinetic
alright
god
damnit
the
story
is
actually
more
of
a
weird
satire
meta
piece
of
like
nothingness
in
not
the
film
begins
by
establishing
a
literal
audience
who
watched
the
events
unfold
on
each
of
them
to
be
at
their
interpretation
or
understanding
of
the
tire
and
its
personality
the
film
you
are
about
to
see
today
is
an
homage
to
them
no
reason
that
most
powerful
element
of
style
it's
like
on
a
tourist
writers
wet
dream
where
they
get
its
but
you
don't
it's
filled
with
pretentious
wafflebot
it's
got
as
any
dark
sense
of
humor
to
it
to
stop
you
from
feeling
completely
alienated
I
think
what
it's
going
for
is
a
sort
of
critique
of
the
perception
of
film
analysis
like
this
by
going
so
far
out
of
its
way
to
allude
to
how
we
try
and
eject
so
much
meaning
into
things
as
innocuous
as
a
random
tire
it
taps
into
this
craving
for
purpose
despite
there
clearly
being
like
the
tire
seems
to
be
going
through
a
graduate
style
existential
crisis
and
the
same
could
be
said
for
me
and
Hiro
who
eventually
just
anti-climatic
Lee
gives
up
on
everything
and
ends
the
film
on
his
own
terms
and
conversely
the
audience
watching
eventually
die
from
eating
a
poisoned
turkey
so
the
characters
are
told
the
movie
can
and
then
they
can
all
go
home
because
there's
nobody
watching
but
since
this
one
guy
is
still
alive
the
show
must
go
on
it's
a
weird
filmmaking
deconstruction
that's
more
interesting
to
ponder
over
than
actually
watch
but
the
way
the
film
ends
with
this
whimper
of
having
no
point
and
having
the
cycle
of
nothingness
continuing
find
a
bizarre
way
of
making
me
feel
hollow
inside
as
if
I
suddenly
realize
that
there
is
nothing
to
gain
from
watching
these
movies
that
for
every
90-minute
killer
car
movie
I
watched
it
was
nothing
more
than
a
distraction
from
the
monotony
of
everyday
life
and
the
only
reason
I'm
making
a
video
on
it
is
for
the
desire
of
giving
my
actions
purpose
oh
my
god
is
anybody
still
watching
what
the
hell
am
I
doing
with
my
life
what
happened
where
am
I
in
all
seriousness
there
are
an
endless
supply
of
killer
car
movies
I
could
have
talked
about
that
all
has
something
interesting
to
say
from
rolling
vengeance
where
the
killer
truck
is
technically
the
good
guy
going
after
rapists
and
drunk
drivers
I'd
swear
to
god
that
is
the
plot
or
the
hearse
which
takes
on
a
more
traditional
slash
wrangle
off
dealing
with
grief
on
mortality
similar
to
dead
ends
the
thing
of
like
killer
car
movies
is
that
you
can
appreciate
them
for
the
schlock
that
they
are
but
a
good
number
of
them
are
genuinely
thoughtful
with
their
concepts
exploring
true
human
fears
and
hysteria
on
highlighting
palpable
issues
we
see
every
day
on
the
roads
along
with
westerns
a
lot
of
these
movies
built
off
the
exploitation
genre
off
biker
gangs
and
hostile
loners
and
made
the
dangers
of
the
automobile
and
the
people
behind
the
wheel
more
abroad
unrelatable
with
AI
being
overtly
bleak
and
nihilistic
off
all
the
examples
I
show
through
right
while
most
of
them
shared
the
same
formula
I
was
surprised
how
I
sincere
they
were
regardless
they're
fun
and
thrilling
without
over
emphasizing
their
politics
in
a
way
many
horror
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hi guys welcome to reaction time this videos gonna be little different I got a bar still here I'm gonna use it kind of like as a table and I'm doing arts and crafts today yeah I'm back to school arts and crafts class was like the best class no but seriously I got CVS stuff right here I'm gonna be recreating ways to sneak food into class I don't recommend you guys doing this I don't want you get in trouble in case you get caught but this is gonna be pretty exciting I want to see if I can recreate them as good and as sneaky as these videos they're like five minutes and choo-choo alright first why I'm excited we got the table Bubba where is it boom so you can't take this into class of course no gum allowed in most schools but let me open this up what have you put it instead as they show in this thing well what if you put instead in a clear tape roll and that way you can kind of hide it it won't be that noticeable they'll just think it's pink tape so we got these basic ones right here I'll have to do simply pinch this and take it out one two oh no we got this okay nice and simple let's see how they do it secret coded tape dispenser with acrylic paint I don't need to code it because I already have this oh no a strip around it so I'm gonna this fake money since the closest thing I have right here let's take this one yes no we'll use different tape right here we got one let's connect them with tape right here okay and then I'm just gonna make that roll this is fun this is really cool now I'm just gonna roll it around this like so I'm trying to be like really precise here oh there you go look at that we got it all right now all you have to do is start rolling the hubba bubba around this this is a lot more complicated than I expected it to be whoa I guess I don't have a knack for this stuff like other people do whoa there's a lot of flour on this thing or like powdered sugar yes oh baby so look at my fingers look at this look at this all right here we go make this a little bigger yeah yep roll it keep it rolling I'm above a gum ah I'm on my first craft and I can't even do this properly almost there I mean it doesn't have to be a lot right what do you guys think look at that now from this side if you just put it you can't really tell let's roll this out and then you can just take a piece that's pretty cool one time you can take a bigger piece if you want you see on this side but make sure this is facing your teacher Wow all right start economy will match right here like this I want to clean up now I would say the first one is a pass I don't think it was a fail it might just be better just sneaking the hubba bubba in your backpack might be easier but if you want to do it in front of your teacher without her knowing that's definitely a way to do it all right next up of course we had this one as you can see you can share with your friends what's next seems like next up starburst when we got these erasers okay can open up these erasers you got to make sure you had the one with the cardboard on them like little wrapping that's the only way it will work you can't open it good thing on how this this yes open this one up we got this alright now what you want to do is take this eraser and cut a small portion on the bottom like that and then you can put it on the bottom as like a placeholder in here you're gonna take some starbursts open it up choose one color as you can see I'm using the pink one and putting them all together it might be a little too much work for someone who doesn't want that much work but it's okay more pink ones and you want it to look kind of like that rectangular shape that an eraser has but there are liable you just gotta work it ah keep going use a lot more probably use a plate for this if you're actually gonna consume it do not try this without oh okay here we go just using my thumb now oh it's tough this is tough huh I made a starburst eraser Wow is there any more pink ones make sure they're the same color it could be any color I mean I could have used a red one but pink looks more like an eraser now you're just gonna stuff it in right here and it's starting to take shape now you got a little eraser you can just buy it you can also get rid of this thing in the bottom and just have this whole thing made out of starbursts let's get more get more pink ones pink so you got to really use your fingers and like squeeze them cuz they're maybe warm them up a bit with your hands and then squeeze it squeeze this one in here yeah make sure you wash your hands don't touch the eraser and then use this and then let's squeeze it like this no that's an eraser yeah alright I think we're good let me just line it out make it a rectangle yeah okay perfect perfect perfect now I got pretty much a starburst eraser just pop it in here you know check it out got the variety pack from Bing look at the rainbow unicorn a delicious energy drink guys you gotta drink these to get a blast of energy throughout the day because 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use like real equipment like a spoon or something to just mash it together I'm using my hands all right we got the eraser check this out right here check it out that's the eraser now you can take of course a bite it's pretty good mmm this is really cool all right next up a sour rainbow belt and cut it off at an angle cut off the excess to make it the same size as the utility knife blade whoa make a small hole at the bottom take apart a utility knife attach the sour belt instead of the blade and put it onto the night well this is not working it's not working I need a screwdriver I must a screwdriver but why not have some of it so yeah yes ready let's unscrew this thing okay so they said take it apart like so make sure to wash this if you're actually that consuming but then you get your rainbow shower belts so let me open this up yes one we got one maybe like shake it off a bit see what else I take out the blade it looks like unicorn school supplies it bends suspiciously and smells like a candy it's dangerous to take food from the knife blade but this blade is so tempting itself Miss Elizabeth can prank her new students now if you bought this at school I would be really concerned if you're just using this now I guess it kind of works right I mean I like it what else next up we got this we got a glue stick try to get the large one take it off roll it all the way so you can just pop it out it's kind of a waste of glue but it's okay you're trying to sneak food into class you know so you just discard this and then you roll it back down okay as you guys can see it's empty and we can do another one of these starbursts and then just put it in the glue stick take them home all together I'm gonna take the red ones this time take a lot and then just mash it together again make sure your hands are washed and you don't want to wash this really really well if you do it yeah it's like really tough dough pretty much feels like gum this is difficult it's tiring we got it so now wait was I supposed to stuff them in one by one no way oh I think I needed this yeah guys I needed this you do this roll it out make sure you wash them like I said I actually don't recommend you guys doing this so just roll it out make sure it's it looks somewhat nice you know like this what do you guys think and then you put it in here and then guide it as you're pulling it down you got to push it what yeah roll it roll it what this is a workout same thing second attempt let's go come on glue stick make me proud I should have probably put powdered sugar over this so it slides and smoother maybe I put too much starburst I don't know okay this is all that it can take so then cut this top at the end yeah and then you can cover it with this look at that all it worked I cannot believe it worked so you just smash it in at the end you can cover it and now you got starburst glue stick look at this ready here we go woah this is really cool I think you just take a bite but I'm not gonna do it cuz I don't wash my hands guys like I said you gotta wash your hands also something you can do is use this for some nerds so this is empty all you have to do is just take some nerds and pour it in and then you can wow and then you just cover it look at this mirrors inside you cover it whenever you want some just don't look like the kid that's trying to eat glue sticks in class so you just open it take the lid off eat it cover it no whatever no well if you have people staring you but it's another cool way to do it so guys if you enjoy the video it's gonna wrap it up if you want me to try any other DIY stuff whether it could be like back-to-school pranks anything like that let me know comment down below and guys leave a like if we get 200,000 likes I will do it on this video is definitely a little different than most I have a lot of fun let me know if you guys want to see it and follow me on instagram at tell fishman and twitter tweet at me at sulfation in the next 30 seconds i'll follow you guys back and yeah that's gonna wrap it up I hope you guys enjoyed my homemade little studio I'll see you guys soon get the merch at Thomas Mann to come if you want to support the channel first link in description how it going guys and peace


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what's up gamers it's time for twitchcon 2018 epic cringe compilation I got a couple hopes I got a couple of guesses I think there's gonna be there's gonna be dabbing what did I teach you the micro dab guys come on Michael yes yes you yes beautiful I think there's gonna be some pretty lit fortnight dances but most importantly there's going to be I think of myself as like above the average person I think of myself as like above the average person no good way to say this I think of myself as like above the average person so I don't feel like many people could relate to me how do you guys are gamers so I got something special for you the elgato hd60 is this baby lets you capture in 1080p 60 frames per second what else do you want baby oh oh irony aside I I'm ever using a legato since the beginning of my youtube career they're always on the top and I'm proud to have them as a sponsor I'm even more proud because now I have my very own design thank you have got oh very cool honestly that is 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epic thank you everybody for coming out today this was amazing we're so excited to have everybody and what an amazing tournament from you guys so on behalf of the Doritos brand we are proud to present the Doritos Bowl trophy to team shroud let's give it up for team shroud I don't know why this is so funny the Dorito Bowl champion combined with this music that's an epic moment I can only imagine putting countless hours into video games for this moment to get the Dorito volge championship I always wonder you know who's watching these streams but things start to make sense when you watch these conventions a lot of things make sense what a gentleman you know then put his slob on her back why bother with the hand if you're not even gonna you know I don't get it how does you know I'm the most awkward handshake person in the world but you'll that catch me dead before I use a hand hover I don't get it you can't mess that up at least how do you mess that up it's literally impossible I get it you know it's just kids dancing it's fine you can't really go all right so Creech everyone stains as a kid and it's been a peak wrench but the thing I don't understand is why are they people watching it look at that why are there literally hundreds of people watching and then this Stan shows up the god of a fortnight dance shows up look at that child everybody please give it up for the for tonight's dance crew make some noise I just realized that we have this a similar name [Music] do they just forget to go on stage are there there okay [Music] so confuse everything this confuses me I feel so old why do I feel so old I don't want to be like this guys please someone saved me make me enjoy things again fortnight everything is just killing me okay I feel like knowing the fortnight dams at this point is the equivalent of knowing how to knowing how to breathe apparently every kid ever has just studied in front of the mirror how to do the dance you know that anyone that knows the fortnight dance deliberately took time to watch up go to online to watch a fortnight dance tutorial to make sure that they can follow the movement so that they can do the dance as well but unless you know this dance don't even talk to me okay [Music] I'm not sure if this is twitch calm but it's a beautiful clip grab this black monster right here that's right only why we close out I'm gonna have a you hear that cracking open a cold one Duncan you got a problem do you like the test of that black monster let's just go to the game this is what does happen there no hug thank you very much this is me at any convention okay no physical contact we talked about this I don't want to end up in a cringe compilation okay no hugs no nothing this guy knows what's up and I can respect that dammit you just dodged a bullet right there very easy I mean why would you hug if you're on camera what an idiot get new friends that guy what if you guys didn't know his actual first name is dick which it must be tough being named after your favorite celebrity body part that go after to gain popularity Drake marshmallow Mark Cuban who's next [Music] [Applause] I mean I only lag like at a few spots yeah I do you want my backpack you'll have to come to my room to get it though I think it's a win-win but you know what joke I think it's a way way I guess I'd die a joke hey listen joke time I think poco laws you gave me like a little clip yeah put the wrong video I don't know what this is I'm so sorry I'm really I've never seen that video before that was such an epic you know and these people don't even know the end that no me doesn't mean when I try and make fun of people and they don't understand and then this is unfunny and uncomfortable yeah no one knows how to react that was cool I guess Halloween oh yeah I'm good not too good no bread no that's how you know your life you're sober if you ever get genome it's time to pack your baggage say goodbye you might as well start digging Your Grave it's over then of course we get to that the greatest cliff of all time the man that decided to summarize the mind of every twitch streamer on this platform let's just jump into it don't feel like many of my viewers should relate themselves to me because and this is like super like kind of like like God like kind of weird is like I do think of myself as better than or not better but like bigger that's a good way to say this I think of myself as like above the average person so I don't feel like many people could relate to me as like bad as that sounds I know but like that's just genuinely hi lord have mercy on your soul I think that what makes this clip so great is that he knows he's not supposed to say it he's like it's really no good way to say this but basically God I'm basically better than everyone else Loki like god complex just stop right there if you're ever in that moment don't cross the border I mean I shouldn't be talking about this at all actually remember mine I just love how you know you're a streamer you're the kind of person that relies on donations from other people you're basically begging other people for money and that's how you make a living but you're so better than the average person you're still like you're still above the average person I'm gonna go on a limb and say no no you're not you're 100% not better than the average person and anyone that think they're better than the average person is 100% not better than the average person if he just said it as a meme instead of hesitating and be like you know what I just think I'm better than they have a refreshing I don't think anyone would care but the fact that he was sort of Hester saying be like oh this is kind of weird there's no good way to say this but yeah I'm better I'm better now this has been twitch con 2018 epic cringe moment I hope you gamers enjoyed it if you did Penn Stater smashing like and subscribing we're trying to hit 69 million subscribers for 40 series can we make it happen guys and yeah just 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