before
i
get
into
this
i
just
want
to
let
all
of
you
know
that
this
is
going
to
be
a
pretty
dark
video
and
in
this
video
we
are
going
to
discuss
some
certain
things
that
might
leave
some
of
you
feeling
a
little
bit
queasy
afterwards
and
the
reason
we
are
discussing
this
today
is
the
story
although
horrible
is
also
rather
interesting
due
to
the
scandal
that
came
out
of
it
and
i
feel
that
it's
a
tale
worth
telling
but
i'm
just
letting
you
know
ahead
of
time
before
we
begin
that
i
might
be
about
to
ruin
your
day
now
we
might
all
be
aware
of
a
certain
island
where
some
extremely
unsavory
things
happened
you
know
the
one
well
that
is
not
the
island
that
we're
going
to
be
talking
about
it
turns
out
there
was
another
island
where
similar
things
happened
that
also
led
to
a
huge
scandal
yeah
it
turns
out
this
is
a
thing
ain't
life
grand
now
the
story
of
a
certain
man
who
totally
did
not
unalive
himself
took
a
lot
of
time
to
unravel
due
to
the
powerful
people
that
were
protecting
him
but
it
was
the
community
who
rose
up
together
pointed
the
finger
and
brought
him
down
but
this
story
was
a
little
bit
harder
to
unravel
because
the
community
was
an
honor
the
petcon
scandal
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to
take
a
dive
into
some
of
the
history
of
the
pitcairn
islands
which
all
began
with
a
mutiny
aboard
the
armed
vessel
hms
bounty
back
in
the
late
1700s
the
hms
bounty
was
born
when
a
coastal
trading
ship
named
bethia
was
refitted
and
re-christened
as
the
hms
bounty
for
a
voyage
to
collect
breadfruit
tree
seedlings
to
take
to
the
west
indies
for
cultivation
as
food
for
slaves
and
on
the
23rd
of
december
1787
under
the
command
of
captain
william
bly
the
hms
bounty
left
spit
head
in
england
for
the
long
voyage
to
tahiti
on
the
26th
of
october
1788
after
a
very
difficult
journey
the
hms
bounty
finally
arrived
in
tahiti
the
ship
was
docked
for
five
months
before
it
was
due
to
set
sail
again
during
this
time
the
crew
spent
most
of
their
time
ashore
drinking
and
sleeping
with
the
local
women
you
know
sailor
stuff
and
when
the
time
came
to
return
to
england
some
of
the
crew
didn't
want
to
go
back
to
them
they
were
in
paradise
so
why
would
they
go
back
i'm
not
making
any
red
dead
jokes
it's
too
easy
captain
bligh
eventually
managed
to
get
all
of
his
crew
back
on
the
boat
likely
through
threats
of
punishment
which
were
extremely
harsh
at
sea
in
those
days
this
caused
a
lot
of
discontent
among
the
men
since
they
went
from
sipping
pina
coladas
on
a
tropical
island
beach
to
the
extremely
hard
life
of
being
a
sailor
in
the
1700s
and
this
discontent
grew
and
grew
with
each
passing
day
of
grueling
hard
work
so
in
the
early
hours
of
the
28th
of
april
1789
three
weeks
after
leaving
tahiti
fletcher
christian
and
some
of
the
ship's
crew
completely
snapped
and
they
decided
to
mutiny
christian
rapidly
gained
control
of
the
upper
deck
and
those
who
questioned
his
actions
were
ordered
to
keep
quiet
at
about
5
15
a.m
christian
went
below
deck
and
dismissed
a
crewmate
who
was
sleeping
on
the
chest
containing
the
ship's
muskets
and
he
then
started
distributing
these
muskets
among
his
fellow
mutineers
three
men
then
grabbed
the
captain
and
tied
him
up
threatening
to
kill
him
if
he
raised
the
alarm
and
despite
this
threat
bly
still
shouted
as
loudly
as
he
could
and
the
hope
that
someone
would
come
to
help
but
no
help
came
bly
was
brought
to
the
quarter
deck
with
his
hands
bound
by
a
cord
held
by
fletcher
christian
who
was
brandishing
a
bayonet
and
some
reports
also
claimed
that
fletcher
had
a
lead
plummet
hanging
around
his
neck
so
that
he
could
jump
overboard
and
drown
himself
if
the
mutiny
failed
everyone
on
board
was
either
cursing
jeering
or
just
shouting
for
reassurance
but
after
a
lot
of
negotiating
back
and
forth
the
majority
sided
with
the
mutineers
blai
and
18
of
his
loyal
crew
were
set
adrift
and
an
open
boat
in
the
middle
of
the
ocean
with
only
five
days
of
food
and
water
the
mutineers
then
set
sail
for
the
pitcairn
islands
since
going
straight
back
to
tahiti
would
be
too
obvious
and
they
would
just
get
caught
meanwhile
blair
had
managed
to
navigate
more
than
3
500
nautical
miles
which
is
just
over
4
000
land
miles
and
successfully
reached
safety
he
and
his
crew
were
malnourished
as
you
would
expect
and
bly
swore
an
oath
of
revenge
saying
that
he
would
bring
the
mutineers
to
justice
once
the
mutineers
had
landed
on
pitcairn
they
burned
the
hms
bounty
in
a
place
that
they
now
call
bounty
bay
which
started
a
yearly
tradition
that
the
islanders
still
practice
to
this
day
of
burning
an
effigy
of
the
ship
as
a
symbolic
rejection
of
british
rule
bly
would
never
get
his
chance
at
vengeance
against
the
liberated
mutineers
but
justice
would
eventually
come
for
their
descendants
though
for
completely
different
reasons
just
to
give
you
a
picture
of
what
pitcairn
is
like
the
island
is
only
18
miles
squared
it's
9
200
miles
away
from
london
and
five
thousand
seven
hundred
miles
from
new
york
the
nearest
airport
to
the
island
is
a
three-day
journey
by
an
arranged
boat
trip
there
are
no
regular
trips
you
basically
need
to
go
out
of
your
way
to
charter
a
boat
it
is
one
of
the
most
remote
and
habited
places
in
the
world
the
population
of
petcon
has
consistently
hovered
around
50
to
70
people
and
without
the
help
of
foreign
aid
the
island
population
would
not
survive
today
so
what
do
the
people
of
pitcairn
do
with
their
time
on
the
island
do
they
attempt
to
build
infrastructure
and
housing
for
future
generations
do
they
form
routes
for
easier
trade
in
order
to
get
the
island
some
money
and
resources
nope
they
don't
do
any
of
that
at
all
it
turns
out
that
what
a
lot
of
the
islanders
do
to
pass
the
time
can
only
be
described
as
absolute
non-surrey
now
before
we
get
into
the
first
event
that
started
to
unravel
the
whole
scandal
i
should
explain
how
policing
in
the
pitcairn
islands
actually
works
yes
despite
the
population
only
ever
fluctuating
between
50
to
70
people
the
petcons
does
have
a
police
force
of
two
police
officers
who
also
serve
as
the
island's
immigration
department
and
customs
department
but
since
the
island's
population
is
so
small
and
almost
everyone
is
related
to
each
other
having
these
two
positions
being
filled
by
two
people
from
the
community
could
cause
a
little
bit
of
a
conflict
of
interest
so
as
the
pitching
islands
are
a
british
territory
two
police
officers
from
britain
are
shipped
all
the
way
out
to
the
islands
though
these
placements
are
usually
temporary
six
to
12
month
placements
and
the
guys
get
to
come
home
when
the
next
two
officers
get
sent
out
to
replace
them
now
that
we
know
how
policing
and
the
pet
cams
works
let's
begin
in
1999
a
british
police
officer
who
was
stationed
in
pitcairn
was
approached
by
a
teenage
girl
who
said
that
she
had
just
been
forced
upon
due
to
the
serious
nature
of
the
crime
two
detectives
were
immediately
assigned
to
the
case
though
due
to
the
island
being
so
remote
the
police
and
the
victim
had
to
wait
a
very
long
time
for
the
detectives
to
actually
arrive
but
as
soon
as
they
arrived
they
got
to
work
and
they
were
immediately
led
down
a
very
dark
rabbit
hole
and
they
were
not
ready
for
what
they
were
about
to
uncover
first
they
spoke
to
the
girl
which
led
them
to
speak
to
another
then
another
then
another
then
a
lot
more
pretty
much
almost
every
woman
on
the
island
and
their
investigation
they
found
that
32
of
the
women
that
had
grown
up
in
and
so
half
the
island's
population
said
that
they
had
been
sexually
abused
and
they
named
31
men
the
other
half
of
the
population
how
could
something
this
massive
have
continued
for
so
long
well
since
almost
everyone
was
related
and
everyone
knows
each
other
of
the
kids
that
were
being
abused
could
talk
to
anyone
you
didn't
know
who
was
in
on
it
and
who
wasn't
you
had
no
idea
who
you
could
trust
even
the
non-native
island
pastor
knew
about
the
abuse
but
of
course
in
being
a
pastor
he
didn't
blow
the
whistle
either
jackie
christian
who
was
one
of
the
kids
that
grew
up
on
pitcairn
said
that
despite
growing
up
on
an
island
paradise
there
was
a
darker
side
to
the
island
that
no
one
ever
talked
about
she
said
that
what
she
and
other
young
girls
on
the
island
had
to
do
was
avoid
being
anywhere
with
an
adult
male
on
their
own
and
another
thing
that
island
girls
had
to
do
was
work
out
who
was
safe
to
be
alone
with
and
who
wasn't
but
when
literally
half
of
the
island's
population
is
in
on
it
that
could
be
very
difficult
one
of
the
men
accused
of
multiple
rapes
was
steve
christian
who
is
like
many
of
the
islanders
a
direct
descendant
of
the
mutineer
fletcher
christian
because
of
the
lack
of
people
on
the
island
many
people
filled
multiple
crucial
jobs
each
steve
was
the
island's
dentist
its
engineer
and
its
mayor
he
was
the
mayor
he
is
thought
to
have
raped
many
of
the
girls
and
committed
indecent
assaults
repeatedly
over
the
years
including
to
his
own
children
and
the
accusations
against
him
span
over
a
period
of
40
years
now
you
would
think
that
now
that
everything
was
coming
out
into
the
open
it
would
be
the
women's
time
to
finally
rise
up
however
for
a
lot
of
the
island
women
that
was
not
the
case
steve's
wife
olive
said
that
there
hasn't
been
a
single
rape
on
pitching
but
there
has
been
underage
consensual
sex
i
suggest
you
let
that
one
marinate
it
is
likely
that
she
may
be
suffering
from
some
form
of
stockholm
syndrome
with
the
way
that
she
defends
steve's
actions
and
it
is
highly
likely
that
she
could
be
a
victim
herself
steve
with
his
position
as
mayor
was
literally
at
the
top
of
the
political
chain
he
was
essentially
the
island's
president
which
no
doubt
helped
him
get
away
with
his
crimes
for
so
long
the
only
people
that
he
answered
to
was
the
british
establishment
but
they
were
thousands
of
miles
away
however
he
did
actually
get
to
meet
the
british
establishment
one
time
on
a
trip
to
buckingham
palace
he
apparently
got
to
have
lunch
with
prince
andrew
yeah
how
about
that
in
the
year
2000
steve
christian
attended
a
meeting
hosted
by
baroness
patricia
scotland
who
is
the
minister
for
overseas
territories
she
was
the
person
that
is
believed
to
have
started
the
serious
investigations
into
all
of
the
non-surrey
going
on
at
the
island
so
that
must
have
been
a
very
awkward
meeting
steve
described
her
as
someone
who
would
allow
a
murder
to
happen
but
would
step
in
as
soon
as
you
put
a
finger
on
a
girl
steve
was
obviously
very
salty
over
getting
caught
seven
petcan
men
who
were
all
descendants
of
the
original
mutineers
were
to
face
court
for
55
counts
of
child
sex
abuse
with
some
of
the
children
being
as
young
as
eight
years
old
and
just
so
you
know
that
is
a
third
of
the
island's
male
population
a
third
of
the
island's
male
population
had
been
arrested
for
child
sex
crimes
the
uk
authorities
decided
that
the
men
should
be
judged
a
hundred
percent
under
uk
law
but
they
were
also
worried
that
by
convicting
the
men
and
putting
them
in
jail
it
would
be
the
end
of
pitcairn
because
like
we
said
earlier
a
lot
of
the
men
all
held
multiple
essential
positions
each
for
the
island
the
interrelated
people
of
pitcairn
had
very
divisive
opinions
on
the
charges
against
essentially
the
entire
adult
male
population
of
the
island
the
men
blamed
the
british
police
for
persuading
the
women
involved
to
press
charges
i
know
how
how
dare
they
seek
justice
for
the
crimes
committed
against
them
however
some
of
the
women
agreed
with
this
sentiment
however
at
the
other
end
of
the
spectrum
some
women
said
that
they
were
pressured
by
their
own
families
to
drop
the
charges
on
the
28th
of
september
2004
steve's
wife
olive
called
a
meeting
of
13
of
the
island's
women
representing
three
generations
at
her
home
which
was
called
the
big
fence
the
purpose
of
this
meeting
was
to
defend
the
men
of
the
island
they
claimed
that
underage
sex
had
been
accepted
on
petcon
as
a
polynesian
tradition
since
the
settlement
of
the
island
in
1790.
carol
warren's
two
daughters
also
said
that
they
had
both
been
sexually
active
from
the
age
of
12
with
one
of
them
claiming
that
she
started
having
sex
at
13.
they
and
other
women
present
at
the
meeting
said
that
underage
sex
was
normal
on
petkel
and
that
all
of
the
alleged
rape
victims
had
been
willing
participants
now
on
this
channel
we
always
try
our
best
to
stay
politically
correct
don't
we
off
yes
we
do
but
there
is
something
here
that
needs
to
be
said
if
your
culture
involves
beasting
wings
then
your
culture's
however
the
fear
and
discord
spread
by
these
women
sadly
had
an
effect
one
of
the
alleged
victims
withdrew
her
charges
saying
that
the
police
had
offered
her
money
to
testify
though
when
she
was
asked
about
the
source
of
the
money
she
says
that
the
money
was
from
a
compensation
for
victims
of
crime
scheme
some
of
the
women
came
up
with
a
conspiracy
theory
that
the
trial
was
a
british
plot
to
jail
all
of
the
able-bodied
men
and
close
the
island
for
good
they
believed
that
the
british
authorities
had
picked
all
of
the
young
men
that
were
the
backbone
of
the
petcam
community
so
that
they
could
bring
about
the
island's
collapse
not
all
of
the
women
on
the
island
were
willing
to
defend
the
men
however
some
of
the
women
that
were
present
at
the
big
fence
meeting
sat
silently
and
just
smiled
and
nodded
their
head
and
didn't
voice
their
opinion
since
it
was
the
safest
thing
to
do
but
behind
the
scenes
they
were
helping
the
police
on
the
day
the
trial
started
there
was
no
jury
because
everyone
was
local
and
were
all
related
to
the
accused
and
they
all
knew
each
other
and
a
jury
couldn't
be
brought
in
because
the
pet
cams
are
in
the
middle
of
the
pacific
ocean
and
it
would
just
be
a
logistical
nightmare
all
that
was
sent
were
three
judges
who
were
sent
from
new
zealand
to
work
in
pitcairn's
new
supreme
court
that
had
been
set
up
just
for
this
case
the
trial
against
the
men
was
repeatedly
punctuated
by
legal
challenges
from
island
residents
who
were
sick
of
britain
coming
over
here
and
messing
with
their
treasured
way
of
life
if
you
want
to
call
it
that
but
the
islanders
had
a
plan
to
save
their
way
of
life
and
escape
justice
they
were
going
to
secede
from
britain
the
men
involved
started
denying
the
island's
colonial
status
and
with
it
the
united
kingdom's
judicial
authority
over
them
defense
lawyers
for
the
seven
accused
men
claimed
that
british
sovereignty
over
the
islands
was
unconstitutional
and
void
because
the
hms
bounty
mutineers
who
almost
all
of
the
current
islands
population
are
descended
from
together
with
polynesians
had
effectively
renounced
their
british
citizenship
by
committing
a
capital
offense
and
the
burning
of
the
bounty
the
defense
maintained
that
the
uk
never
actually
made
a
formal
claim
to
the
pitcairns
and
never
officially
informed
the
islanders
that
british
legislation
such
as
the
sexual
offences
act
of
1956
was
applicable
to
them
the
men
that
were
being
charged
believed
that
the
courts
were
being
unfair
because
under
age
sex
was
just
part
of
pitching
culture
you
know
just
part
and
parcel
of
living
on
the
island
they
said
that
the
british
are
the
ones
calling
it
horrible
terms
like
rape
and
underage
sex
not
the
polynesians
and
the
accused
claimed
that
they
were
polynesian
not
british
so
they
should
not
be
charged
and
they
should
be
allowed
to
continue
with
their
acts
imagine
that
being
your
defensing
court
look
all
right
okay
i
did
beast
wayne's
but
here's
why
i
should
be
allowed
to
beast
wayne's
as
for
the
whole
um
we
are
british
were
polynesian
actually
well
they
were
only
polynesian
when
it
suited
them
since
the
apparently
polynesian
islanders
who
were
also
apparently
not
a
british
territory
had
no
problem
whatsoever
accepting
british
tax
money
to
pay
for
all
of
the
things
that
the
island
constantly
needed
to
survive
very
fortunately
the
judges
rejected
the
claims
that
petcam
was
not
a
british
colony
and
they
said
that
the
islanders
were
well-educated
well-traveled
and
well
aware
of
what
was
legal
and
what
was
not
the
islanders
had
always
considered
themselves
british
and
the
territory
status
as
a
british
dependency
had
never
been
challenged
before
until
now
steve
christian
denied
all
accusations
of
rape
but
he
admitted
to
having
consensual
sex
with
several
of
his
own
underage
children
hey
steve
guess
what
that
is
look
i
did
not
break
into
that
house
all
i
did
was
smash
the
window
and
go
inside
when
i
wasn't
supposed
to
be
there
i
know
that
i
know
it
sounds
the
same
but
it's
not
it's
not
it's
different
he
pleaded
not
guilty
to
all
charges
of
rape
and
indecent
assault
but
on
the
24th
of
october
2004
he
was
convicted
of
committing
five
rapes
between
1964
and
1975
and
was
acquitted
of
a
sex
rape
charge
and
of
four
indecent
assault
charges
steve
christian
his
son
randy
and
many
other
island
men
served
their
time
and
they
then
newly
constructed
her
majesty's
prison
pitcher
bloody
hmp
petcam
which
is
a
chalet
style
pinewood
prison
that
the
convicted
men
were
forced
to
help
build
and
that
wasn't
by
the
choice
of
the
courts
the
island
is
miles
away
from
anywhere
so
they
couldn't
exactly
fly
tons
of
contractors
out
so
they
had
to
get
the
island's
male
population
many
of
whom
had
just
been
convicted
to
build
their
own
prison
because
because
there
was
no
one
else
to
do
it
the
prisoners
were
guarded
by
seven
new
zealand
prison
guards
that
were
shipped
in
specifically
for
this
purpose
though
they
were
on
the
same
temporary
placement
scheme
as
the
island's
police
steve
christian
got
six
years
for
his
crimes
but
personally
it
doesn't
really
look
like
much
of
a
punishment
for
the
horrible
things
that
he
and
the
other
men
did
however
as
the
times
started
changing
in
pitching
they
elected
a
new
mayor
a
man
named
mike
warren
finally
some
change
someone
who
will
finally
lead
pitcairn
into
the
future
a
man
who
can
finally
make
a
positive
impact
and
remove
this
dark
stain
on
petkin's
past
in
2016
he
was
caught
with
over
a
thousand
images
of
child
porn
on
his
computer
and
then
later
he
was
also
convicted
of
sexting
a
15
year
old
girl
uh i
think
the
islands
just
lost
guys
and
of
course
warren
and
his
family
were
among
the
early
detractors
opposed
to
the
2004
case
they
defended
the
men
who
were
accused
and
believed
that
the
trial
was
a
set
up
in
october
of
2020
warren
was
again
arrested
on
three
charges
of
indecent
behavior
in
a
public
place
after
being
accused
of
walking
around
the
island
naked
so
what
does
all
of
this
mean
for
the
future
of
pitcairn
well
the
population
is
currently
in
decline
with
a
lot
of
islanders
emigrating
mostly
to
new
zealand
this
can
be
down
to
the
difficulties
of
living
a
very
remote
life
or
maybe
because
it's
not
exactly
the
safest
place
to
raise
a
child
but
what
about
people
emigrating
into
petcon
well
of
course
you
can
apply
to
immigrate
there
however
there
have
been
accusations
that
petcam
is
running
an
immigration
scam
you
can
submit
your
immigration
application
however
you
need
to
pay
an
administration
fee
of
500
pounds
to
submit
it
if
successful
then
you
can
live
in
a
dream
paradise
with
no
taxis
and
the
promise
of
a
plot
of
land
to
live
on
when
you
arrive
for
those
who
know
nothing
of
the
island's
up
history
well
who
could
say
no
well
pitcairn
because
they
reject
all
applications
but
still
keep
the
500
pounds
fee
because
it's
non-refundable
they
don't
get
many
applications
anymore
since
no
one
wants
to
live
in
a
place
known
globally
as
pedo
island
the
population
of
petcon
is
projected
to
decline
and
as
of
2018
data
the
current
population
is
56.
given
the
island's
horrendous
history
and
it
just
not
being
a
very
safe
place
to
live
anymore
no
one
wants
to
move
there
and
the
people
who
do
live
there
and
are
concerned
about
the
island's
culture
are
leaving
in
droves
i
think
eventually
the
population
will
become
zero
and
the
place
will
become
a
ghost
island
which
to
be
perfectly
honest
it's
for
the
best
though
personally
i
think
the
place
should
be
atlantis
it's
can't
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you
on
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isn't
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french
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how
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be
things
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foreign
you're
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yes
i'm
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yeah
i'm not
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don't
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you're
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you're
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there's
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ice
billy
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the
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restaurant
will
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if
i
do
do
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the
cop
will
recognize
me
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am
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gonna
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oh
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god
maybe
i
could
have
saved
that
kid
oh
i
didn't
tell
chat
yesterday
i
was
chilling
like
a
villain
and
then
brandon
bought
like
this
really
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stinky
ass
burrito
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smells
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musty
and
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it
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in
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air
in
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everything
and
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permeating
into
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bedroom
and
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why
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smell
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your
legs
then
and
then
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cried
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didn't
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tears
of
joy
it
was
your
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was
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my
[ __ ]
why
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wait
what
the
[ __ ]
did
i
just
witness
what
what
what
wait
crawl
on
the
ground
can
you
crawl
what
did
they
just
not
think
about
this
how
does
this
look
for
you
it
just
looks
like
you
have
a
backpack
on
but
it's
your
sister
you
know
how
back
in
the
lands
of
the
nam
they
would
have
rice
farms
you're
talking
about
my
people
like
i
don't
know
they
would
have
the
layers
of
rice
oh
yeah
like
a
terrace
huh
paris
farming
what
i'm
nothing
terrorist
i'm
saying
terrorist
oh
my
god
you're
actually
your
brain
[Music]
oh
i
remember
my
mom
made
fun
of
my
sister
once
because
i
think
my
sister
was
like
13
or
something
and
i
was
11.
and
my
sister
overplucked
her
eyebrows
so
much
that
it
looked
like
this
and
then
when
my
mom
pointed
it
out
she
was
going
through
her
rebellious
teenager
for
her
rebellious
teenager
face
when
she
tried
to
like
look
mad
it
was
just
like
it
just
didn't
really
do
anything
let
me
drop
off
the
fish
i
want
exotic
fish
there
we
go
then
i
can
put
the
shitty
fish
over
here
no
i
ate
them
oh
my
god
no
way
it
has
to
stay
what
are
you
doing
what
are you
doing
how
does
this
open
i
mean
you
have
to
use
the
lever
but
like
i
don't
know
i
wanted
to
stay
there
without
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the
lever
here
right
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the
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move
here
how
you
move
forward
oh
no
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hurry
why'd
you
kill
me
i
didn't
kill
you
what
happened
i
died
oh
you
tell
me
i
lost
so
many
levels
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break
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kneecaps
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hear
you
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tears
it's
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bad
you
can't
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it's
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i
like
to
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do
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i
like
to
okay
ready
you
gotta
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it
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after
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this video is brought to you by brightsellers the monthly wine subscription that will help you discover wines you'll love [Music] last time i spent the entirety of the video cleaning the painting removing the surface grime the old varnish the old retouching the old over painting and remove i did because this entire painting was covered in overpaint in fact it was treated like a paint by numbers and all of that bad work had to be removed including all of the old fill-in material which was so uneven it was like a mountain range with valleys and peaks now in the process i discovered an additional signature and i'll talk about that later on but before that i had to get the painting ready for retouching including filling in stretching and applying an isolation layer and generally getting the painting and myself ready to go toe to toe for round three with the brawler two titans at the peak of their prowess step into the ring for the third and final round of a battle to last the age oh come on who am i kidding this is not a fight i am not trying to beat this painting into submission though up until this point it may have seemed that way in fact i'm trying to do the exact opposite i'm trying to save this painting to restore it to its former glory to what the artist wanted so that we can enjoy it in the future unfortunately this painting doesn't know that i mean how could it it's an inanimate object it doesn't know anything it has no opinions whatsoever and so my focus isn't on the painting it's really on the old work but that too has no opinion so maybe my real adversary is the person that did all of this bad work to this painting but i've said enough about that oh who am i kidding i've got a couple more choice comments up my sleeve whenever i embark upon a retouching that has a lot ahead of me i always like to selectively choose where i start i could certainly start with probably the lowest of hanging fruits pun intended i suppose with the brown background but that's pretty boring and it's not really all that engaging and actually doing a solid color is deceptively difficult it's really hard to match and make it look natural so i'll choose an area that is interesting somewhat challenging but an area that i know i can easily retouch and that's why i've settled on this leaf for the first part of the retouching yes there is some significant damage and it is impressive but all things considered this is not a terribly complicated area to retouch and luckily enough for me there are other leaves that i can use to guide me through what this one probably looked like yes i don't know exactly what it looked like but we're just trying to put the image together and so using the other leaves as a cue i think i can work my way through this now notching an early win in any project that is big or challenging or just seemingly impossible to conquer is super important getting some early victories puts some wind in your sails and it makes the upcoming challenges seem less formidable for you know you've already achieved some success early on you can just extrapolate that if you maintain that focus that attention to detail and replicate your working process that the victory will come in the other parts yes it's a little bit more complicated than simply saying easy win equals difficult wins but starting off somewhere that you know you're going to do a good job it'll make you feel more confident and so that's why i've started with this leaf because i'm fairly confident that i can knock this one out fairly quickly and then move on to more challenging areas now one of the questions that i'm sure everybody has is how this painting got so damaged well as far as i understand this painting has been owned by the family since the beginning they apparently got it directly from rosen or at least that's the family lore and i mentioned lore because you know like a game of telephone these things change and so maybe it was remembered as having been bought directly from rosen or maybe that's just how it was passed on to somebody whose memory then evolved in any event the painting had been owned well since the beginning prominently displayed and enjoyed and at some point it came down off the wall and went into storage under a bed certainly not the ideal place for a painting to be stored but better than a dirty garage a moldy basement or a sweltering attic and for a long time the painting was fine under the bed until a plumber who was doing work on the house i guess put some pipes under the bed and went right through the painting no fault to the plumber he didn't know it was there so the family took this painting to an individual who fancied themselves a conservator and particularly a conservator of rosen paintings because in this town rosen paintings were ubiquitous and the family can't really be faulted for this because they had no experience with conservation and they trusted the individual who told them to trust him and so this individual did terrible no good very bad things to this painting and you have seen them all in the previous episode and without haranguing too much on this poor soul i just want to mention that there is a really big difference between antiquated work and bad work oftentimes you hear me complain about old work and point out its failures but that's not because the practitioners were ill-informed or doing bad things that's just because they had fallible materials and over time those materials degraded so we judge that work based on the time it was executed not today's standards but then there's this work which well there's nothing i can say here on air that will be acceptable or polite so let's just quickly move on so as this leaf comes together and i finish working on this i guess a green apple you can see that the image is starting to coalesce it's starting to make sense certainly beforehand it was just a gloopy gloppy mess but now not so bad so after notching an early wind getting some wind in my sails with the leaf i am ready to move on to more difficult and challenging areas of retouching like the peaches and the berries higher hanging fruit if you will but with no examples next door how am i supposed to figure out what was there when there is nothing to work from so i found a whole bunch of rosen paintings and i printed them off and i'm going to take them and mount them onto a foam board on the second easel beside my retouching easel and as we take a close look at some of these paintings we can see just how beautifully they were painted how lush and how vibrant and i think these are going to be very helpful the only thing that i'm noticing is that all of these paintings have a glass of wine which right now after doing all of this work going two rounds with this brawler that sounds really good right about now and that's where i turn to bright sellers where you can discover wine you love so how does it work well you head over to their website and you take a super simple seven 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the leaf successfully i'm ready to start working on a more difficult part of the painting that's the peaches and the peaches are more difficult because well they were painted with more care more detail there is more blending and shading on these and of course they are right smack dab in the middle of the painting so they are a superstar they are a main feature not supporting cast so everybody's gonna see them and the first thing i do is just start color blocking and laying down some paint to define shape and form and i'm not terribly detailed here in fact i'm not all that concerned if the color matches that much because i'm going to go over it repeatedly really all i'm trying to do is define what i need to retouch and experiment with my color sense lay down a pink and see if it's too warm or too cold or too light or too dark and then change it and then do it again and since this is really just broad brush strokes work if i get it wrong here i can easily change it mistakes aren't all that high compared to when i'm doing the last bit of retouching and the highlights so to speak and while i know you would all love to hear me talk about reds and peaches and creams and brushwork and the paint that i use i've talked about that a lot i'll talk about it a little bit more but really i know what you all want to hear about and that's the signature and the situation surrounding it now whenever we find a painting with two signatures we obviously have a conundrum because they both cannot be correct one of them must be real and one of them must be not real but how to know which one is the authentic signature when you have no other supporting information no provenance no documentation well you may never know sometimes the signature will easily come off and you know right off the bat well this one is the fake because it is vulnerable and it is easily removed or it fluoresces under black light and so we know it was an addition but sometimes when the signatures are really really old as in this case well they both fluoresce the same and they're both aged and under microscopic examination they both kind of look the same so really it's a great mystery and in that case we can sometimes turn to the owner of the painting for a little bit more information so i reached out and i was able to contact the owner and learn a little bit about this painting's history now as far back as the owner can remember the painting has been in the family's collection from the beginning and the family lore is that it came directly from rosen now i mention that as family lore because there isn't a receipt there isn't a paper trail and nobody can confirm this information it's just been handed down throughout the generations as so much family history is and generally family history that is passed down from generation to generation is somewhat accurate but like a game of telephone it changes a little bit it morphs and the facts become fuzzy the tail becomes taller and so the owner of the painting confided that that is how they remember it or that is how the memory was passed to them but it very well could be different so no luck there now when i told the owner of this painting that there was a second signature that did not match the other signature that it threw into doubt the entire painting that we could no longer understand it as being by rosen there was conflicting information well i expected based on my past experience with situations like this that the owner would say thank you please package the painting and send it back i am done with conservation i would not like to do anything further because often that happens and in those cases i pack the painting up and i send it off and that's that i never see it again i don't know if it goes into a basement or if it goes in to the bin but in this case that's not how the client reacted the client reacted with astonishment with grace and even with a little bit of excitement and i of course was gobsmacked and confused because that is not what i expected but this client said that the painting was loved as an object that it affected within them something magical and that the artist was almost secondary it didn't really matter whether it was by rosen or whether it was by wilson it didn't change the fact that some visceral enjoyment was derived from looking at this painting and so in the client's perspective that there was some mystery something conflicting about this painting well that just made it more interesting instead of being purchased by the artist and owned by the family and then damaged and then restored poorly and then off to baumgartner for second conservation and then the subject of this video well now there's something conflicting about it who really is the artist and will we ever know it's a thread that could be pulled for ages and that to some degree makes it a more dynamic object as i said it doesn't fundamentally change the image the peaches haven't changed the grapes didn't change color it's not a better painting or a worse painting some could argue that maybe it is a more valuable or less valuable painting or more important or less important painting in the realm of art history but that's not why this painting is owned and loved by the owner so this signature surprisingly made this a more interesting piece for the owner which i have to say is probably the first time that that has happened but i am delighted in fact i was tickled pink when i heard this because it really speaks to the purity of the experience of looking at art i think too often when people look at art and museums they look at the placard on the side of the wall and they look at who the artist was they look at the age maybe they read the little blip that tells them about the painting and if it's an artist they recognize or know they wonder how much it's worth or how important it is but the exploration or the experience of being touched by the art by the image sometimes that can get lost and so to hear somebody that loves the painting for what the experience brings them almost wholly irrelevant of who created it i mean that's just that's art for art's sake and that's pretty much the most pure form of art appreciation so while i am still curious about who the artist is i'm not sure that i will ever know and after hearing from the client that it didn't matter to them well i'm perfectly content with that answer and so it doesn't really matter to me and to some degree that's kind of liberating because i don't have to make a hard decision about which signature to remove this is not solomon cutting the baby in half i can leave them both and leave the client with a fantastic story to tell about this painting with two signatures and so sometimes a really difficult situation has a really beautiful resolution it is rare but in this case it is a testament to the owners grace sophistication and truth to themselves and what they love about this painting and so as i've wrapped up retouching these peaches we take a look at them before well there's no beauty there nothing special but as it comes back together well i think we're onto something now when i started the retouching i mentioned that i had chosen a goldilocks sweet spot to start the peaches because i wanted something that i knew was going to be relatively easy and give myself a little bit of success early on put some wind in my sails not an early victory and mainly because i knew that i was going to have to work on this area an area that is just fundamentally missing i mean i know that there are strawberries here but that's about it and so looking at an area like this where the entirety of the image is missing one has to think about what approach one is going to take and when it comes to retouching conservators are an opinionated bunch ask three conservators and you will get five opinions there is no one right answer and that is something i try to stress often there is a spectrum of techniques and approaches that can be applied and it's up to the conservator to figure out what's going to work for the client for the painting and for themselves and to try to blend all of those into a recipe that will yield success now on one end of the spectrum there is the belief that no retouching should happen whatsoever that we are just conservators we are just here to preserve and that this painting has had a life and this is the scar of that life these are the battle wounds so to speak and they're important now that is an approach that generally seeks to treat the painting as an artifact and we have come to understand that paintings as fine art aren't really fully artifacts i mean they are in the sense that they are objects but they are not like a vas or a table or a decorative urn sometimes wear and patina age is not what we want on a painting in fact i have talked a lot about how patina is not something the paintings have so that on the far end of the spectrum i don't really see as appropriate at least not for this painting and this client there is then moving a little bit closer to the other end of the spectrum the idea that just toning the area is appropriate that just blending it in to one solid color and making it an amorphous blob so that the damage doesn't seem so dramatic would be enough effectively at this point but i don't think anybody would argue that that's okay and that that's something that could be easily overlooked it's still a pretty big sore spot right on the painting maybe if it were on the edge that would be appropriate but this is a central feature of the painting so again for this painting i don't think that that's going to work and then there are a bunch of other techniques called mimitec and tretegeo now mimitek retouching seeks to mimic or replicate what was there before the damage and it's complicated because i don't know what was here before the damage i don't have a photograph of this painting i don't know for sure what the artist put here yes i have some images of other paintings by the artist who maybe created this painting but i can't know for sure so while i talk about the conservator not making editorial decisions unfortunately retouching sometimes one has to i can take my cues about where the berries were located or what they look like from the actual painting and from other paintings but still i'm guessing i'm fairly certain that this is not exactly what it looked like when the artist created it and so to the end of mimitek retouching a technique was developed in the thirties by an italian conservator and it was called tretegeo and it in italian trattegio means hash marks or sketching and it's a technique whereby the image is recreated but with an asterisk that is from a distance the image will look as it should but as the viewer gets closer they'll start to see that the recreated berries are not made of smooth brush strokes blended in they're made of little dots or little hash lines sometimes on a diagonal sometimes vertically it is much like looking at a newspaper and seeing a photograph but as you get closer you can see the dots of the halftone and you can see that the image is actually composed of thousands or millions of little dots and so it allows the conservator to recreate the image while still telling the viewer that it is not the hand of the artist and this technique was developed because at the time there weren't archival and fully reversible paints and the few that were being developed were wholly imperfect and so much of the retouching was done in oil paint which has its own unique set of problems and so the conservators needed a way to differentiate their work from the original and hence the technique of trattegio was born now we have reversible paints we have paints that fluoresce under blacklight so viewers can easily see what we have added and easily remove what we have added now there are times when trattegio is appropriate and sometimes i do have clients inquire about it and i will show them examples and i will talk to them about what that actually means but by and large my clients don't want that they say it's interesting it's novel they say maybe if this were in a museum but this is going in my home this is an important piece of my life and i don't want to see the scars i want this to be put back as it should and yes i understand that the work that you are doing is maybe not 100 accurate to the original but the original is gone and lost and we can cry over that as much as we want or we can work to find a solution and so after having that discussion the overwhelming number of my clients private collectors galleries dealers auction houses corporations museums all choose mimitech retouching and so as i spend the next couple of minutes mimicking my way through this retouching i'm gonna go get a sip of water or maybe chill that bottle of wine and let you just enjoy this work [Music] well i hope you've enjoyed this work because as you can clearly see at times it is not terribly enjoyable working on the background was tedious boring and arduous and sometimes that's just the life of retouching i mean recreating berries is interesting putting brown paint on the background not so much but it is an essential part of the job and the painting would not be complete without it so you have to work your way through it luckily there is an end and when you finally reach it even though you may be cross-eyed or dizzy it is a great feeling now i decided for this painting i'm going to just spray on the varnish i'm not going to brush it on i'm just going to use the hvlp system and i'm going to do that because i want to build up the layer of varnish a little bit thicker than i normally would i know i talk about the varnish layer being really really thin and for most paintings that is exactly what you want but on this painting because there was a textural issue i want to build up the layer a little bit more to see if i can help compensate for some of those small deviations that i just wasn't able to remove or would be more visible if i just did a thin varnish so back and forth slowly letting the varnish tack up a little bit in between each pass i'm just going to start building up this layer and i also want to avoid that orange peel and once i've gotten a nice layer down i'm going to spray it from higher up and as the varnish is atomized the distance it has to go from the tip of the gun to the face of the painting it's going to start drying and turn into a crystal and it's going to stick to the surface of the painting and give a beautiful effect and so finally after all of that work after three bruising rounds we come to the final reveal i even wore a nice shirt and so here we have the painting as it came in it was a hot mess fundamentally altered and almost destroyed by the previous conservator but all hope was not lost though it was hard and at times painful it was successful and i think the results speak for themselves now there is a question of whether it was worth it to do all of this work well that's not for me to decide nor is it for you one could say that because this painting is not by the person whom everybody believed that it is not worth anything but that is just ridiculous because it is magical to the owner and i respect that and because of that i can forage through all of this hard work all of this frustration knowing that i'm going to return to my client something that is going to return that sense of wonder and joy into their lives and the before and after really do speak for themselves before i don't know it was bad but after well i think i beat the brawler and patreon stay tuned because i'm going to be answering all of your fantastic questions in a follow-up video and hopefully i'll have some surprises up my sleeve for


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let's
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just
being
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female
the
male
looks
a
little
bit
weird
a
few
different
hairstyles
clean
shave
and
short
hair
okay
epic
music
calm
down
please
um
this
hair
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is
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okay
so
character
customization
very
limited
lineage
feudal
lord
can
claim
land
build
buildings
on
it
starts
on
the
starting
island
peon
wait
you
what
cannot
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land
starts
on
the
continent
without
money
and
resources
you
need
to
become
a
dweller
of
the
feudal
lord
oh
wow
that's
uh
that's
kind
of
cool
i'm
sure
you're
all
aware
i
ain't
no
pee
on
though
i'm
a
feudal
lord
so
we're
gonna
call
him
the
lazy
feudal
lord
wait
did
i
spell
feudal
wrong
i
think
i
spelt
feudal
wrong
way
let's
just
do
that
again
feudal
horse
that'll
do
so
we've
just
spawned
into
the
world
we're
in
the
south
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zoom
in
and
out
with
the
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oh
you
can
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with
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as
well
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to
move
that's
nice
gathering
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two
okay
goat
why
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why
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dude
why
are
rabbits
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can't
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just
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down
for
a
little
bit
i'm
gonna
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to
get
myself
a
bow
so
i'm
gonna
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with
this
wildlife
i
don't
take
kindly
to
wildlife
quest
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i
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know
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about
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i
don't
know
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it
has
levels
if
it's
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a
pure
sandbox
game
i
haven't
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any
research
into
this
one
whatsoever
so
we're
going
in
completely
blind
haven't
even
looked
at
a
bloody
trailer
for
the
game
do
a
bit
of
lumbering
chopping
wood
hands
going
through
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tree
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mind
if
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do
and
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can
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the
campfire
right
here
build
91
success
rate
nice
can
we
burn
we
cannot
burn
that's
okay
my
person's
a
fire
god
in
my
rp
backstory
anyway
oh
i've
just
eaten
a
poisonous
mushroom
and
now
i'm
taking
damage
left
click
to
identify
the
mushroom
okay
yeah
you
don't
just
stick
something
in
your
mouth
without
knowing
what
it
is
you
need
to
identify
it
first
common
sense
prevails
once
again
it's
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to
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up
a
goat
oh
yes
we're
spearing
a
goat
oh
he's
attacking
back
the
bastard
and
now
we're
punching
it
i'm
the
goat
now
incredible
damage
relentless
burst
now
we
fist
the
goat
in
the
ass
this
game's
a
little
bit
sleep
inducing
so
far
i
guess
it's
because
it's
so
quiet
would
definitely
be
a
good
game
to
play
before
bed
go
can
you
stop
moving
i'm
trying
to
throw
a
spear
at
you
you
rude
animal
the
start
of
the
game
hasn't
been
overly
engaging
it's
just
given
me
a
list
of
bloody
chores
to
do
30
minutes
in
it's
just
been
gather
this
craft
this
it's
endless
when
does
it
end
when
does
the
sandbox
fun
go
out
and
explore
part
begin
yeah
it's
not
fun
when
you're
struggling
for
inventory
space
within
the
first
30
minutes
of
playing
a
bloody
game
i've
never
met
someone
that's
like
craig
you
know
what's
fun
about
this
game
what
managing
my
inventory
space
oh
hello
i
found
another
player
evra
hello
what
are
you
doing
we've
got
a
shield
you're
a
big
deal
74
chance
we've
failed
74
chance
three
times
in
a
row
i
hate
my
life
i
can't
think
of
a
single
reason
to
play
this
overall
being
online
right
now
we're
just
gonna
tank
it
dude
we're
just
gonna
tank
the
boredom
we're
gonna
go
for
three
hours
we're
gonna
progress
i'm
gonna
give
this
game
a
good
solid
try
so
i
wanna
see
if
there
is
some
redeeming
factor
the
yellow
king
an
early
access
rpg
made
by
a
team
of
two
developers
and
three
artists
let's
see
if
this
is
an
indie
gem
into
the
world
the
overworld
i
attack
when
i
do
left
click
and
right
click
but
it
still
shows
my
mouse
cursor
which
is
a
little
bit
odd
uh
i
guess
i
guess
i
should
just
go
in
this
solo
portal
let's
see
what
we're
dealing
with
okay
solo
entrance
floor
one
if
i
hold
the
alt
key
my
mouse
cursor
disappears
it
doesn't
seem
as
though
there's
any
way
to
toggle
that
on
permanently
yeah
i
don't
like
that
straight
away
that's
like
a
fundamental
thing
that
you
would
want
to
fix
in
the
game
so
there's
something
on
the
floor
i
can
loot
there's
no
ui
pop-up
that
tells
me
how
to
loot
it
controls
interact
f
f
we've
been
in
the
game
for
two
minutes
and
that's
two
things
that
are
fundamentally
broken
with
the
game
so
shift
is
dodge
holding
down
right
click
blocks
and
then
i've
got
my
left
click
which
is
my
normal
attack
doesn't
appear
as
though
i
have
any
actual
abilities
okay
let's
go
this
way
this
actually
looks
like
a
boss
room
oh
bloody
hell
maybe
it
is
hit
it
yes
we
hit
it
boy
hello
dodge
controls
are
so
horrible
having
this
[ __ ]
mouse
on
the
screen
i'm
trying
to
play
the
game
and
because
the
mouse
isn't
locked
to
the
screen
and
have
some
kind
of
reticule
like
every
other
normal
game
would
have
i'm
bloody
clicking
on
my
other
monitor
over
here
it's
almost
impossible
to
play
the
bloody
game
i
hate
being
critical
on
indie
games
but
this
one
is
just
so
fundamentally
bogged
i
don't
really
know
what
to
say
i'm
15
minutes
in
and
i've
already
had
enough
reign
of
darkness
one
man
dev
team
project
let's
create
a
character
and
see
if
it's
any
fun
currently
only
one
race
human
you
could
be
male
or
female
doesn't
seem
like
there's
any
character
customization
let's
just
jump
into
it
the
font
on
these
number
things
it's
genuinely
hurting
my
eyes
okay
like
don't
add
that
into
the
editing
so
i've
just
spawned
into
the
world
i've
got
myself
a
sword
and
a
bow
carriage
is
looking
quite
cool
right
off
the
bat
so
what
do
we
do
my
first
instinct
is
to
head
out
of
this
gate
oh
wait
we've
got
a
big
yellow
exclamation
mark
we
all
know
what
that
means
read
from
the
necronomicon
okay
can
i
have
to
read
the
quest
i'm
not
used
to
that
so
right
off
the
bat
we're
given
a
bunch
of
skill
points
and
abilities
as
well
as
passives
that
we
can
learn
let's
go
with
the
barbarian
tree
let's
just
get
a
bit
of
everything
shall
we
seems
as
though
i'm
not
limited
to
just
being
stuck
in
one
skill
tree
i
can
spec
across
eight
different
trees
at
once
so
this
is
like
the
original
world
of
warcraft
classic
talent
tree
but
on
steroids
okay
heroic
leap
okay
all
right
can
i
kill
a
pig
i
can't
got
to
attack
the
target
dummy
five
times
test
out
my
new
abilities
yeah
i
might
have
to
respec
i'm
not
feeling
this
one
did
we
complete
the
quest
yet
uh
yeah
let's
respec
okay
so
i've
got
three
abilities
one
two
and
three
okay
um
well
i've
got
my
three
abilities
now
what
the
quest
is
still
not
done
learn
a
spell
place
it
on
the
bar
use
the
skill
five
times
i
have
literally
just
done
that
the
first
quest
of
the
game
doesn't
work
kind
of
not
hand
in
the
quest
the
game's
just
[ __ ]
as
really
so
i
could
hand
in
the
quest
but
the
game
didn't
tell
me
that
the
quest
was
complete
okay
we're
leaving
the
castle
they
ask
you
how
you
are
you
just
have
to
say
that
you're
fine
i
wish
i
could
make
a
video
on
this
game
it's
just
too
rough
around
the
edges
for
me
dungeons
and
dragons
neverwinter
it's
been
a
while
since
i've
covered
this
game
on
my
youtube
channel
let's
jump
in
with
a
new
character
do
the
new
player
experience
and
then
we're
going
to
boost
to
level
70.
bloody
hell
this
game
has
a
lot
of
races
humans
half
hawks
wood
elfs
sun
elfs
dwarves
halflings
half
elves
tiefling
nice
forehead
tiefling
drow
dragonborn
this
is
a
premium
race
metallic
dragonborn
asima
gith
moon
elf
okay
i've
i
really
got
to
read
this
menzoberry
i'm
not
impressed
if
you're
gonna
have
a
name
that
obnoxiously
long
you've
gotta
look
impressive
it's
been
a
long
time
since
i've
played
a
dwarf
in
an
mmo
let's
go
with
that
so
um
choice
between
eight
different
classes
the
cleric
barbarian
warlock
rogue
fighter
paladin
ranger
and
the
wizard
i
can't
remember
the
last
time
i
played
a
paladin
in
an
mmo
so
we're
going
dwarf
paladin
choice
of
racial
abilities
i'm
going
to
go
with
strength
because
i'm
going
to
be
a
dps
paladin
now
i
need
to
make
my
character
look
a
little
bit
less
stocky
because
he
is
one
wide
boy
he
actually
doesn't
even
look
like
a
dwarf
he
just
looks
like
a
wide
man
a
few
presets
let's
actually
pick
something
that
looks
dwarven
oh
[ __ ]
slick
rick
over
here
big
bushy
eyebrows
big
[ __ ]
off
beard
tattoos
now
that's
a
little
bit
emo
for
me
let's
see
how
wide
we
can
actually
be
we
need
width
and
we
need
depth
and
we
need
more
width
we
are
a
wide
angry
dwarf
and
we
are
not
[ __ ]
around
can
i
just
call
him
width
i
doubt
i
can
have
that
name
width
can
we
have
it
okay
that's
a
[ __ ]
awesome
name
in
an
mmo
sturdy
shoulders
sturdy
shoulders
for
a
sturdy
boy
but
left
click
to
attack
we're
cleaving
things
down
press
shift
to
use
my
guard
okay
that
feels
cool
but
the
animation
whilst
guarding's
a little
bit
odd
more
undead
more
big
damage
the
combat
of
this
game
actually
feels
a
lot
better
than
what
i
remember
it
being
okay
big
charge
yes
that's
strong
onwards
we
go
pushing
through
the
battlefield
quite
an
action-packed
start
to
the
game
explosions
everywhere
numbers
going
off
zombies
popping
out
left
right
and
center
please
more
explosions
who
made
this
intro
experience
michael
bay
the
benefit
of
being
a
small
little
dwarf
is
i
can
just
hammer
this
guy
in
the
dick
let's
pop
the
ulti
right
right
under
his
legs
oh
that
hurts
level
five
good
fight
heartbringer
let's
crack
on
with
these
early
quests
this
guy
looks
like
a
big
deal
he's
got
floating
candles
around
him
let's
go
talk
to
the
next
npc
check
out
the
city
giant
tree
in
the
middle
very
nice
and
floating
castles
in
the
distance
oh
look
at
this
absolute
speed
demon
okay
okay
horse
look
at
the
[ __ ]
turn
rate
on
this
thing
investigate
those
areas
and
see
if
you
can
turn
up
some
clue
to
where
he
may
be
hiding
oh
the
voice
acting
though
oh
oh
god
we're
actually
walking
in
rats
[ __ ]
right
now
we're
really
up
to
our
knees
in
it
come
on
then
injury
what
are you
gonna
do
um
there's
there's
a
bonfire
here
what
does
this
do
[Music]
man
i'm
looking
at
my
i'm
looking
at
my
hot
bar
and
i'm
a
little
bit
concerned
that
i'm
seeing
space
for
about
six
abilities
max
i
hope
i'm
wrong
okay
it
looks
like
we've
got
another
boss
just
stand
out
of
his
obvious
telegraphed
ability
use
my
blocks
pop
my
ulti
summon
down
a
big
weapon
to
smash
him
on
the
head
good
fight
the
lazar
this
looks
like
a
hollow
wall
all
right
i'm
sure
we're
going
to
find
a
hollow
wall
at
some
point
oh
my
god
wait
what
is
the
accent
consider
the
black
lake
a
polluted
mess
all
right
love
so
i've
decided
i'm
actually
gonna
re-roll
off
the
paladin
already
i
don't
like
that
my
e
ability
is
just
a
buff
my
our
ability
is
just
to
heal
i
need
some
big
damage
and
this
class
just
isn't
cutting
it
for
me
so
the
rogue
yes
this
class
has
a
dodge
ability
which
is
going
to
make
it
more
fun
by
default
yeah
this
is
a
lot
better
i've
got
more
actual
damage
abilities
the
roads
a little
bit
boring
as
well
honestly
with
me
hitting
level
12
i've
decided
i'm
just
gonna
boost
the
character
to
level
70
now
and
check
out
the
end
game
because
i've
only
ever
really
experienced
the
early
stuff
in
neverwinter
and
early
game
leveling
in
pretty
much
every
mmo
kind
of
sucks
so
let's
get
into
the
meat
and
potatoes
and
hopefully
do
some
multiplayer
stuff
okay
level
70
bitcoin
so
at
level
70
you
still
hang
out
in
the
same
city
as
you
do
at
the
start
of
the
game
i
guess
so
it
seems
as
though
i
have
unlocked
different
abilities
but
i
am
limited
to
what
ones
i
can
have
on
my
hotbar
okay
i
think
we're
ready
so
the
max
level
in
this
game
is
actually
80
right
now
so
i'm
gonna
take
some
quests
hopefully
they're
relevant
to
my
level
based
on
this
xp
i'm
doubting
it
i've
just
boosted
to
level
70
and
it
wants
me
to
do
a
level
26
quest
campaign
why
they
haven't
really
fought
through
the
whole
boosting
system
in
this
game
have
they
let's
see
if
we
can
figure
out
where
to
queue
for
a
dungeon
shall
we
my
epic
dungeon
they're
all
locked
why
are they
locked
you've
not
completed
the
task
master
expedition
so
you
can
boost
to
70
but
then
you
need
to
go
back
and
do
all
of
the
old
content
to
actually
have
access
to
the
level
70
content
got
it
what's
the
point
of
being
able
to
boost
to
70
then
let's
join
for
a
skirmish
i
think
this
means
pvp
so
right
now
i'm
in
multiple
different
queues
for
dungeons
and
pvp
so
hopefully
we
can
check
out
some
multiplayer
content
come
on
has
of
my
queues
popped
i'm
cued
for
bloody
six
different
things
did
i
just
waste
45
euros
boosting
to
70
only
to
not
really
have
access
to
any
multiplayer
content
okay
let's
try
the
event
oh
i
can't
even
do
the
event
okay
let's
queue
for
every
dungeon
q
for
every
skirmish
it's
just
q
for
everything
i
can
queue
for
i
just
want
to
do
something
with
other
players
no
i'm
gonna
persist
i'm
sorry
for
[ __ ]
whining
so
much
i'm
just
gonna
persist
i'm
gonna
do
the
questing
and
we're
gonna
be
positive
[Music]
shattered
tale
of
the
forgotten
king
right
off
the
bat
this
main
menu
screen
looks
very
souls-like
let's
jump
into
it
very
confusing
dmt
themed
intro
cinematic
who
wakes
in
the
darkness
emos
probably
limbo
okay
that's
an
interesting
theme
and
we
have
awoken
this
is
my
character
is
it
he
looks
like
a
lost
soul
why
can't
i
not
go
forward
here
what
are
these
default
controls
move
forward
was
z
okay
okay
that's
better
we
have
no
more
controls
so
we
can
jump
we
can
double
jump
i've
got
this
creepy
little
friend
on
my
shoulder
let's
go
for
it
i
guess
bit
of
platforming
jump
yeah
okay
that
was
close
jump
and
there
is
there's
the
first
death
that
didn't
take
long
did
it
oh
we
got
it
okay
got
ourselves
a
sword
yo
that's
a
cool
sword
so
this
is
my
left
click
it's
got
a
three
click
combo
if
i
hold
right
click
i
do
like
a
big
jumping
spin
attack
and
if
i
just
tap
right
click
it
does
three
heavy
attacks
big
damage
there
is
can
we
sneak
can
we
backstab
stab
him
right
in
the
ass
oh
he
was
ready
for
that
oh
okay
the
camera
changes
depending
on
the
environments
you're
going
through
that's
interesting
limbo
well
reanimated
okay
so
this
is
basically
a
bonfire
that's
it
just
dodge
off
the
map
ah
oh
my
god
i
am
useless
yeah
okay
quick
one
do
you
want
to
calm
down
please
yeah
i
kind
of
want
to
go
kill
this
thing
he's
going
to
interrupt
with
it's
too
early
in
the
morning
for
me
to
be
playing
a
bloody
soul's
like
now
we've
permanently
lost
the
aeons
oh
wait
no
okay
right
in
the
ass
drink
i'm
gonna
parry
oh
we're
not
gonna
we
ain't
getting
very
far
in
this
game
today
are
we
so
he
does
a
charge
and
then
he
does
a
little
spin
easy
sit
my
aions
[Laughter]
oh
we
got
him
oh
i
thought
he
caught
me
careful
careful
we're
getting
some
story
fantastic
brand
new
upcoming
game
at
wigmund
the
return
of
the
hidden
knights
let's
see
if
this
is
any
fun
choose
your
difficulty
knight
master
or
hero
let's
just
go
with
master
very
rpg
looks
kind
of
old
school
wait
wait
oh
my
god
the
controls
combat
whilst
holding
down
control
and
hold
left
mouse
button
upwards
what
hold
control
hold
left
mouse
button
and
execute
a
swift
sword
gesture
holy
hell
these
are
weird
controls
click
on
the
map
to
move
[Music]
oh
okay
so
it's
left
click
to
move
right
okay
i'm
starting
to
get
it
that's
gonna
throw
a lot
of
people
off
let's
bear
with
it
though
oh
god
oh
we're
hitting
the
spiders
i
think
oh
my
god
this
is
weird
controls
the
challenge
of
the
game
is
the
controls
really
e
is
inventory
this
is
the
first
game
i've
ever
played
that's
decided
to
keybind
e
is
inventory
it's
almost
like
they're
just
trying
to
make
the
controls
as
weird
as
possible
just
for
the
sake
of
it
even
for
the
abilities
zx
cvb
really
oh
the
controls
you're
gonna
have
to
have
a
lot
of
patience
for
this
game
oh
my
[ __ ]
it's
so
weird
it's
so
weird
like
having
to
press
control
and
shift
followed
by
like
dragging
your
mouse
around
to
do
tasks
let's
go
up
here
pop
my
z
ability
big
slash
uh
dodge
dodge
click
click
to
run
turn
attack
click
to
run
dodge
the
world's
quite
immersive
i
like
the
dark
style
of
the
game
big
damage
big
damage
this
might
just
be
one
of
those
games
that
takes
a
little
bit
of
time
to
grow
on
ya
but
that's
it
for
this
video
guys
i
hope
you
don't
take
it
too
seriously
and
i
hope
some
of
these
games
featured
in
this
video
eventually
turn
out
good
but
during
my
time
playing
they
just
drained
my
willpower
way
too
much
to
the
point
where
i'd
have
rather
been
doing
housework
than
playing
those
games
shout
out
to
exit
lag
for
helping
me
improve
my
ping
for
my
online
games
links
to
them
in
the
description
below
and
social
media
on
screen
thanks
for
watching
i
hope
you
all
had
a
successful
day
and
i'll
see
you
again
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Joey
I
flew
[ __ ]
half
a
world
away
it's
hot
as
[ __ ]
outside
I
haven't
felt
this
humidity
for
seven
years
what
the
hell
am
I
here
for
that's
gone
everyone
this
is
the
anime
man
and
I'm
here
with
gaijin
Goomba
hey
everyone
gaijin
Goomba
here
so
as
you
were
complaining
at
the
beginning
of
the
video
you're
in
Japan
and
it's
hot
as
[ __ ]
it's
the
middle
of
summer
hell
yeah
it
is
but
it's
not
your
first
time
in
Japan
because
he
used
to
live
here
I
did
I
did
used
to
live
here
a
bit
further
south
but
her
[ __ ]
west
depending
on
how
you
want
to
look
at
the
map
wastage
selfish
yeah
yeah
yeah
it's
been
seven
years
I
do
not
miss
this
but
yo
suffer
for
your
art
as
they
say
yeah
exactly
but
I
wanted
to
get
you
on
camera
I
guess
I
wants
to
do
a
collab
with
you
or
rather
this
little
quiz
with
you
right
because
this
is
what
the
anime
man
channel
is
all
about
it's
about
quizzes
and
making
people
suffer
from
big
[ __ ]
and
quizzes
well
it's
not
to
be
a
lot
of
fun
then
he
hasn't
told
me
what
the
hell
we're
doing
so
this
is
gonna
be
real
interesting
okay
I
feel
first
of
all
then
mm-hm
because
you've
been
here
for
a
while
and
you
were
an
English
teacher
right
you
know
some
what
about
some
Japanese
words
right
well
you
know
like
some
what
about
how
Japanese
vocabulary
was
mm-hmm
do
you
know
a
thing
called
wasps
a
able
man
you
know
I
used
to
know
what
a
lot
better
but
yeah
isn't
it
like
borrowed
sort
of
English
words
that
yeah
kind
of
work
but
don't
kind
of
work
at
the
same
time
basically
so
while
stable
for
those
you
guys
who
don't
know
is
when
in
Japanese
vocabulary
there
are
some
words
that
we
use
that
borrow
words
from
English
to
mean
a
certain
thing
that
we
use
on
a
daily
basis
yeah
but
the
thing
is
is
it's
kind
of
English
more
than
English
because
they're
English
words
that
we
use
in
Japanese
but
if
you
used
it
in
English
no
one
would
understand
what
the
hell
it
make
no
goddamn
sense
so
for
example
sada
vemma
yeah
right
which
is
salaryman
when
directly
translated
to
English
wouldn't
really
make
sense
outside
of
Japan
well
he
said
I'm
a
salary
man
in
America
and
they'd
be
like
what's
that
the
hell
is
that
if
you
said
I'm
a
male
office
worker
yeah
yeah
right
so
sad
Iman
translates
to
male
office
worker
so
today
I'm
gonna
do
an
English
quiz
with
you
god
dammit
where
I'm
gonna
give
you
I
have
a
list
of
21
say
more
English
words
in
Japanese
and
I'm
gonna
say
the
Japanese
word
and
you
have
to
tell
me
what
the
equivalent
is
in
English
all
right
I
think
I
can
do
okay
with
this
yeah
so
I've
given
you
a
whiteboard
got
me
that
whiteboard
so
I
want
you
to
write
your
answer
on
the
whiteboard
and
you
guys
can
play
along
at
home
as
well
and
because
you
know
we're
in
Japan
and
this
is
a
quiz
we're
gonna
go
with
the
the
tradition
where
if
you
don't
get
a
certain
amount
of
questions
correct
you
have
to
do
a
Boston
game
[ __ ]
and
the
buzzer
gamer
for
you
or
a
punishment
game
for
you
today
is
this
thing
do
you
know
what
this
is
I've
used
it
in
a
video
once
before
so
it
says
here
gene
said
thingy
which
means
life
is
bitter
and
I
did
this
I
believe
when
I
did
my
anime
or
hand
take
quiz
with
my
sister
oh
and
it
is
a
the
world's
most
bitter
green
tea
that's
the
one
thing
I
hate
like
though
like
it
took
me
so
long
to
drink
just
regular
green
tea
ice
because
it's
so
I
hate
you
okay
so
let's
not
like
this
if
you
get
a
question
wrong
I
get
a
point
if
you
get
a
Christian
right
you
get
a
point
okay
the
one
with
less
points
needs
to
take
a
sip
of
this
yeah
but
how
much
do
you
hate
it
I
don't
like
it
I
had
some
I
had
some
when
I
did
my
video
with
my
sister
and
I
was
just
laughs
alright
sir
not
on
the
line
so
without
further
ado
let's
go
[Music]
I've
put
this
in
kind
of
like
an
easy
toll
like
a
difficulty
Kevin
yeah
I
feel
it's
I
don't
know
it's
kind
of
hard
for
me
to
dictate
because
these
are
all
pretty
easy
for
me
sure
but
yeah
it
has
been
seven
years
since
I
lived
here
so
it's
gonna
be
fun
alright
your
first
one
CUDA
oh
you
mean
like
that
rotating
sushi
restaurant
no
that's
kunos
leshiy
so
I'm
gonna
go
with
cooler
CUDA
but
if
you
said
cool
in
English
really
makes
sense
no
I
mean
there
is
there's
a
what
is
the
equivalent
a
cooler
I
don't
say
cool
what
do
you
say
then
I
say
a
conditional
oh
so
I
would
technically
technically
I
would
get
that
wrong
Ben
yeah
because
cooler
when
I
hear
Kula
I
think
cooler
as
in
like
the
thing
you
put
ice
in
and
drinks
and
stuff
oh
no
no
no
CUDA
all
right
so
that's
one
point
to
me
there's
a
lot
trick
to
it
okay
next
one
sharp
a
paint
shooter
oh
[ __ ]
sounds
obvious
but
wow
I'm
gonna
be
horribly
get
that
tea
brewing
Oh
horrible
at
this
that's
how
they
get
you
though
yeah
it
is
Japanese
think
yeah
this
is
English
right
but
when
you
ask
an
English
speaker
it's
really
not
English
I'm
also
pronouncing
it
for
you
in
the
in
the
way
that
you
oh
no
I
know
because
I
want
to
write
sharp
pencil
but
I
know
that
yeah
right
looks
like
what
the
[ __ ]
a
strong
hands
yeah
yeah
I'm
gonna
have
to
guess
I
feel
awful
this
is
gonna
be
fun
yes
it
is
because
I'm
gonna
be
terrible
and
everyone's
like
budget
doesn't
know
we
[ __ ]
I'm
gonna
guess
mechanical
pencil
you
are
correct
alright
cuz
it's
like
shut
you
have
that
you
have
to
think
about
the
logic
of
the
word
a
sharp
pencil
a
regular
pencil
is
called
an
in
pizza
yeah
so
it's
not
going
to
be
that
so
it's
not
a
name
pizza
so
you
have
to
think
of
like
what
other
mechanical
or
what
kind
of
like
version
of
pencil
is
it
yeah
exactly
well
say
you
got
one
one
we
go
on
it
all
right
all
right
all
right
your
next
one
mmm
mr.
Lacombe
pistol
miss
the
contest
oh
I
see
it's
the
word
you
know
the
word
yeah
my
dear
there's
no
way
that
you
wouldn't
know
what
the
words
are
because
they
borrow
from
English
yeah
yeah
but
what
does
it
actually
what
does
it
actually
mean
I
need
to
get
back
here
I
need
to
get
back
your
pesky
to
live
so
I
can
refresh
my
vocab
I'm
gonna
guess
quiz
game
that
is
incorrect
what
is
it
let
me
hear
it
me
so
the
contest
Bowl
is
a
beauty
contest
miss
yes
wrong
this
wrong
kind
of
Miss
because
I
what
were
you
thinking
with
quiz
cuz
it's
like
if
you
miss
it
like
missus
just
to
see
who
can
miss
the
most
yeah
yeah
well
looks
like
you
just
missed
that
question
[ __ ]
I
may
become
Dogu
oh
I'm
gonna
guess
okay
because
these
are
all
guesses
yeah
I'm
gonna
get
hot
dog
oh
you're
so
close
yeah
is
it
a
corn
dog
it's
a
corn
dog
you
know
what
I'll
give
you
a
point
though
that's
about
to
say
yeah
I'll
give
you
a
point
I
mean
a
corn
dog
is
just
a
hot
dog
that
deep-fried
hot
dog
yeah
but
I
mean
it's
like
I
know
there's
hopeful
Doku
hmm
but
even
that's
not
always
used
or
universally
if
there's
like
other
words
and
[ __ ]
that
trick
thrown
around
her
next
one
gobble
mom
Oh
God
God
oh
man
yeah
your
insidious
brace
yourself
everyone
that's
gonna
be
really
suitable
so
I'm
gonna
guess
like
non-police
guard
i'm
non-police
cuz
you
know
that
that
you
know
that
there
are
guards
that
are
like
independently
contracted
or
stuff
like
that
right
right
so
okay
let's
hear
it
well
I
don't
know
if
that's
what
you
mean
but
the
answer
here
is
security
god
that's
what
I
mean
oh
they're
not
police
oh
okay
well
they
wanted
to
just
start
security
yeah
because
I
think
you
might
get
this
one
Doku
demon
Oh
cuz
he
it
could
be
one
thing
or
another
I
miss
a
soft
serve
as
in
the
soft
serve
ice
ice
cream
you're
correct
cuz
see
I
thought
maybe
it
could
be
yogurt
like
it's
kind
of
similar
well
you're
good
it's
just
yogurt
at
all
yeah
that's
what
I
mean
he's
our
next
one
and
this
one
to
me
it
makes
no
sense
mm-hmm
Coulson
bull
I
used
to
know
this
I
used
to
know
this
it's
wrestling
to
me
makes
no
sense
it's
not
a
concert
it
is
not
a
concert
at
all
um
would
you
like
a
clue
yes
okay
there
are
a
number
of
cones
indle
in
this
house
because
cone
Center
isn't
consent
no
it's
not
consent
don't
hate
me
everyone
I'm
doing
I'm
sure
other
than
half
is
watching
this
video
I
don't
think
anyone
else
knows
what
the
[ __ ]
I
think
it's
electrical
plug
yo
Craig
ah
yes
I
still
remember
an
electric
socket
I
remember
had
something
to
do
with
electricity
yeah
yeah
but
why
did
you
[ __ ]
is
like
all
the
concent
oh
boy
yeah
okay
key
oh
I
[ __ ]
that
you're
[ __ ]
but
I
don't
know
I
mean
if
you
like
girls
thick
like
them
like
them
pancakes
hell
yeah
yeah
boy
like
so
many
people
think
it's
a
hot
cake
right
yeah
but
what
sweet
is
that
we
also
say
pong
cakey
yeah
I
know
again
it's
like
so
why
not
just
like
pong
cakey
there's
so
many
interchangeable
words
it's
so
weird
yeah
I
think
you
might
give
this
next
one
okay
game
uh
same
table
oh
[ __ ]
that
and
I
would
too
if
I
could
that's
just
an
arcade
boy
Yi
you
are
correct
[ __ ]
this
is
too
easy
godammit
I'm
hoping
the
second
Harvey's
gonna
[ __ ]
you
all
I
hope
so
too
can
they
be
taught
in
pool
si
that's
[ __ ]
me
up
um
cuz
that
almost
think
you
would
think
that
would
be
obvious
and
I'm
not
sure
if
it
would
be
mmm
this
is
what
this
whole
video
is
it's
just
you
think
it's
some
you
think
it's
the
obvious
answer
but
it's
not
but
it's
tricky
it'll
trick
yet
yeah
alright
I'm
gonna
go
with
the
obvious
I'm
gonna
go
with
like
a
television
talent
contest
that
is
incorrect
what
is
it
let's
hear
it
it
is
a
TV
personality
it
is
a
TV
talent
now
it
makes
sense
yeah
that
makes
sense
it's
still
[ __ ]
stupid
it's
yeah
but
now
it
makes
sense
but
it
makes
sense
mm-hmm
okay
he's
your
next
one
right
this
one
I
don't
understand
go
to
then
Allah
I've
never
even
heard
of
that
what
do
you
think
it
is
co2
then
our
go
order
then
Allah
Allah
I'm
gonna
guess
happy
hour
see
happy
hour
in
Japanese
is
hoppy
oh
ah
ah
goddamn
more
did
they
Allah
is
rhyme
time
TV
because
it's
called
an
hour
oh
my
god
it's
like
what
the
[ __ ]
which-which
win
is
primetime
TV
by
the
by
go
to
the
Allah
is
like
around
6:00
to
8:00
p.m.
that's
two
hours
I
know
Goldeen
stumble
oh
I
know
that
I
I
hope
you
know
that
my
friend
is
a
gas
station
that
is
correct
[ __ ]
a
lot
of
these
are
pretty
easy
yeah
but
I
want
to
say
it's
interesting
though
because
like
you
know
what
it
is
mm-hmm
but
no
one
says
gasoline
stand
yeah
nobody
says
gasoline
well
like
in
Australia
we
don't
even
call
it
a
gas
station
it's
like
a
petrol
petrol
station
petrol
station
yeah
yeah
well
no
actually
a
service
station
that
still
makes
sense
yeah
you
may
just
like
a
Hey
so
this
up
fer
this
up
with
fan
base
ups
today
yo
this
club's
bumping
base
up
with
there
but
it's
not
bad
I
can't
even
guess
I
can't
think
up
I
can't
even
think
of
what
it
might
be
okay
I'll
give
you
a
clue
right
yeah
hop
is
up
like
you
pee
no
[ __ ]
it's
like
this
is
not
the
Vass
and
it's
not
the
fish
either
no
I
can't
even
guess
dude
the
[ __ ]
is
it
do
you
put
a
guess
man
oh
I'm
gonna
guess
like
defense
or
base-building
ah
so
you
like
you
up
the
base
yeah
like
you
like
you're
you're
constructing
like
a
defensive
position
I
don't
know
where
did
you
tell
me
what
it
is
and
tell
me
what
you're
gonna
use
this
cuz
apparently
you
only
used
it
once
okay
no
I've
only
heard
it
once
I
only
heard
yeah
I'm
gonna
leave
I
don't
once
but
I'm
sure
they
say
this
a
lot
because
this
boob
means
a
pay
rise
Oh
base
pay
the
base
of
your
payment
up
goes
off
[ __ ]
that
yeah
I
heard
it
once
when
I
interned
in
a
Japanese
company
I
heard
it
base
up
but
at
the
time
I
was
too
afraid
to
ask
what
a
base
applause
I'm
like
yeah
yeah
[ __ ]
some
base
up
JIT
book
call
stop
that
my
friend
is
a
roller
coaster
that's
correct
yeah
but
there's
no
jets
yeah
I
know
alright
so
it's
like
why
call
it
a
jet
coaster
when
there's
no
J
because
I
guess
it
goes
as
fast
as
a
jet
go
by
though
by
the
way
if
you
watched
old
school
Dragonball
you
should
know
what
that
means
jet
yeah
that's
true
alright
he's
a
next
one
yeah
hitter
Samantha
cuz
he
on
the
surface
that
sounds
like
health
meter
yeah
uh
what's
a
health
meter
it's
like
some
shady
website
you
go
to
check
you
know
I
think
that's
like
health
meter
calm
I
don't
know
what
it's
called
in
English
like
what
the
[ __ ]
is
the
heart
rate
monitor
kind
of
it's
just
gonna
hop
rate
monitor
is
it
I
don't
know
[ __ ]
will
even
know
our
own
language
I'll
give
you
a
close
oh
it
is
a
physical
thing
yeah
let
me
guess
thermometer
it
is
not
a
thermometer
heydo
samantha
is
bathroom
scales
like
a
weight
scale
well
I'm
a
big
fat
ass
so
I
wouldn't
know
that
I
love
how
Japan
has
this
idea
of
like
the
skinny
you
are
no
matter
what
the
healthy
you
are
go
look
up
like
beauty
mod
like
Japanese
beauty
models
you're
just
gonna
see
skeleton
yeah
they
don't
tell
me
no
then
on
Elm
you
who
vaji
noble
Farzin
dawdle
that
could
be
so
many
different
this
one
is
the
layer
what
she
do
this
one
it's
just
hilarious
so
like
non-book
of
road
yeah
alright
so
I
know
part
of
dodging
what
do
you
think
of
odd
it's
not
like
virgin
because
that's
like
Bachchan
isn't
it
with
like
a
be
you
know
it's
a
road
what
kind
of
road
yeah
I
know
our
versions
know
also
known
as
our
camera
I'm
thinking
like
a
country
road
like
a
road
that's
not
used
often
I
want
a
Japanese
cover
bulging
dog
tape
me
oh
alright
so
what
is
it
it
is
a
wedding
aisle
that's
a
shitty
name
for
a
wedding
aisle
that's
assuming
she's
a
virgin
yo
I
know
I
don't
get
it
why
it's
called
a
version
road
maybe
they
use
the
word
version
to
like
symbolize
the
purity
of
a
wedding
aisle
I
don't
know
why
it's
called
a
road
though
because
it's
not
particularly
long
title
do
buck
this
is
hard
I've
never
heard
this
before
yeah
I've
heard
this
one
before
but
it
makes
no
sense
it
doesn't
sound
like
it
would
make
sense
because
it's
two
words
that
wouldn't
be
associated
with
each
other
or
not
title
and
back
yeah
I
think
Tiger
ooh
is
literal
but
not
back
can
you
give
me
a
genre
of
when
it
would
be
used
like
in
what
in
what
kind
of
like
whether
it
be
like
entertainment
sports
cuz
it
sounds
answer
Taemin
okay
yeah
I
think
like
the
in
screen
title
like
of
a
movie
like
the
end
of
the
the
end
of
a
movie
you
are
so
close
what
is
it
it's
the
film
credits
that's
close
yeah
it's
not
quite
you
gotta
like
it
you
gotta
give
me
credit
I
had
the
right
you
don't
want
I'll
give
you
hollow
points
of
okay
I
will
I'm
happy
with
that
okay
all
right
easy
next
one
uh-huh
cough
loosely
bolt
on
excuse
me
and
what's
a
blood
of
sort
but
what
the
Coppola
cuff
is
okay
oh
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
okay
okay
wait
it
sounds
like
a
literal
one
it
is
a
literal
one
so
let
me
explain
what
it
is
before
you
judge
me
okay
I
want
to
guess
cafe
button
in
that
no
no
okay
so
we
are
you
talking
about
like
those
buttons
you
press
the
like
Cola
waitress
no
no
no
there's
a
lot
of
restaurants
here
in
Japan
where
you
go
in
and
you
don't
say
what
you
want
you
go
to
a
machine
and
you
like
pick
out
what
you
want
like
you
you
oh
my
god
he
asked
yeah
it's
basically
a
kiosk
for
food
that's
good
I
know
what
I
okay
okay
so
like
a
cafe
Kiehl's
yeah
yeah
you're
very
incorrect
well
I
sure
hope
so
conferences
both
on
is
like
cuff
link
I'm
like
a
suit
oh
[ __ ]
that's
just
shitty
cut
again
officer
is
coppices
cuffs
these
last
two
are
just
[ __ ]
hilarious
okay
so
boo
tumble
oh
I
[ __ ]
know
what
that
is
yawning
it's
like
can
I
just
explain
it
because
it
doesn't
have
a
real
it
doesn't
have
a
strong
literal
translation
no
but
there
is
a
word
for
it
there
is
a
universal
English
word
is
there
yeah
shai
know
exactly
what
it
is
and
what
entail
what
it
entails
but
I
didn't
know
there
was
a
word
for
it
well
there's
like
an
overall
word
for
you
obviously
know
what
it
is
yeah
I'm
just
giving
you
like
a
clue
as
to
like
the
actual
word
for
it
like
that
kind
of
brothel
e-service
okay
I'm
just
gonna
be
the
point
cuz
you
just
said
it
it's
a
brothel
oh
that's
just
yeah
I
thought
you
were
gonna
be
more
specific
not
a
do
something
here's
the
thing
here's
the
thing
let
me
get
let
me
let
me
culture
shock
you
for
a
minute
there
alright
so
the
thing
with
a
so
plan
is
that
it's
not
usually
straight
up
sex
what
it
is
is
that
the
gimmick
is
is
that
you
go
in
to
take
a
bath
with
another
girl
and
half
the
time
it's
not
even
a
bath
it's
more
like
you
get
on
this
weird
mattress
and
they
boil
you
down
and
then
then
they
they
essentially
it's
like
a
weird
fetish
I
serve
as
a
say
yes
because
Japanese
prostitution
you're
not
actually
allowed
to
have
sex
right
but
they
do
everything
in
between
and
get
away
with
it
right
and
that's
basically
was
it's
like
a
it's
our
plan
it's
like
yeah
cuz
it
because
that's
the
thing
it's
like
it's
taking
a
bath
and
essentially
getting
a
reach-around
did
you
go
to
soil
and
they
won't
let
me
in
why
cuz
I'm
gaijin
yo
well
then
you
knew
that
one
so
he's
your
next
one
he's
your
final
one
I
think
is
the
funniest
[ __ ]
i've
ever
and
Piper
couple
pipe
shuttle
what
do
you
think
of
pie
food
cup
please
sounds
like
a
hairstyle
you
got
Obama
hey
can
you
give
you
a
pipe
a
couple
right
right
I
had
never
heard
of
this
word
but
then
when
I
thought
about
it
it's
[ __ ]
hilarious
it's
not
because
I
don't
think
it's
I
don't
think
it's
literal
at
all
I
don't
think
either
word
is
literal
you
don't
think
it's
like
some
kind
of
light
plum
ah
laughing
no
we're
cutting
a
pipe
no
no
no
find
out
on
saw
silicon
oh
this
is
gonna
make
no
sense
at
all
I
just
[ __ ]
it
I
don't
even
care
I'm
gonna
guess
like
bull
cut
a
ball
[ __ ]
yeah
okay
what
is
it
actually
Piper
cut
bull
vasectomy
I
guess
vasectomy
was
too
hard
of
a
word
to
say
so
then
we
just
ran
with
it
this
is
my
gotcha
coupon
[ __ ]
out
well
it's
like
what
are
you
doing
a
vasectomy
you
cut
the
pipes
but
the
thing
is
not
all
the
saints
amis
are
like
the
ones
with
a
you
cut
sometimes
you
can
tie
them
off
yeah
sometimes
you
towards
something
the
newest
ones
you
just
kind
of
torch
the
area
yeah
okay
you
just
sawed
you
essentially
solder
your
yo
pipe
all
right
so
what
was
the
final
score
alright
the
final
score
was
I
got
eight
points
and
gaijin'
got
ten
point
five
so
gaijin
wins
I
saw
on
try
that
see
okay
we'll
try
it
out
but
all
right
so
the
tea
has
been
prepared
and
it
is
engagements
hands
it
is
really
freaking
hot
yeah
but
something
has
to
be
hot
yeah
so
speaking
of
crazy-ass
words
I
have
a
condition
we
both
have
a
condition
known
as
nickel
jito
and
that
literally
means
cat's
tongue
that's
tongue
I've
never
heard
that
in
like
American
English
ever
like
as
a
term
is
if
we
just
say
like
oh
I
can't
eat
or
drink
home
yeah
like
I
just
I
burned
my
tongue
yeah
so
I
this
is
gonna
burn
my
tongue
more
than
it's
gonna
in
bitter
my
mouth
so
I
guess
we'll
just
give
it
a
shot
okay
no
I
I
took
a
tiny
little
sip
like
if
I
had
went
if
I
knocked
it
back
but
no
that
is
super
I
want
some
more
damn
I
should've
done
the
other
thing
that
I
had
what
was
it
it
was
uh
it
was
by
equation
which
is
the
world's
most
sour
thing
in
the
world
is
it
a
candy
like
you
said
thing
it's
a
hundred
percent
umeboshi
extract
oh
you
want
some
of
that
let
me
have
some
more
of
this
and
I'll
try
okay
you
can
wash
it
down
with
that
I'm
not
gonna
lie
kind
of
like
it
oh
my
god
all
right
let
me
get
the
other
one
then
sorry
okay
so
since
that
failed
miserably
and
because
guys
in
tongue
is
[ __ ]
weird
I
got
some
bunny
cakes
which
is
a
hundred
percent
umeboshi
extract
this
is
gonna
be
and
it's
considered
the
most
sour
thing
in
the
world
so
I
always
want
to
try
it
I
unfortunately
don't
have
a
spoon
small
enough
to
go
use
the
end
of
this
oh
you're
gonna
give
me
a
big
old
chunk
aren't
you
yeah
oh
geez
look
that
yeah
let
that
drip
down
a
little
so
here
you
got
take
a
big
just
put
that
right
in
your
mouth
oh
are
you
sure
yep
mmm
now
I
can
feel
it
hit
well
that's
my
see
because
it's
sweet
going
in
yeah
but
then
it's
good
but
it's
making
my
mouth
water
like
freaking
crazy
yeah
yes
so
life
is
gonna
be
salad
for
a
little
bit
well
guys
hope
you
enjoyed
this
video
while
guys
into
snacks
on
that
weed
piece
like
that
weird
palate
Australia
let
us
know
in
the
comments
below
how
many
you
got
correct
and
if
there
are
any
more
like
weird
whilst
they're
evil
Engrish
was
that
you've
seen
I
haven't
like
on
the
internet
or
while
you've
been
in
Japan
stuff
like
that
make
sure
to
let
me
know
in
the
comments
below
go
check
out
gaijin
goombahs
channel
links
in
the
description
I'll
also
leave
a
few
more
collabs
that
we
did
in
the
past
down
in
the
description
below
so
definitely
go
check
that
out
if
you
like
your
Japan
culture
[ __ ]
you
join
that
I'm
done
yeah
you
can
wash
it
down
with
the
teeth
I'm
going
to
anyways
guys
thanks
for
watching
as
always
like
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so it used to be that if you wanted a retro styled like typewriter II keyboard the only real options were to convert an old typewriter which we have done or by custom keycaps and replace all the ones on your current keyboard but now there are actually a fair number of off-the-shelf options for these typewriter e keyboards so let's try something out today shall we and this whole endeavor is gonna be brought to you by Oh doesn't drop it memory Express memory expresses uber price beat guarantee will beat any authorized Canadian retailers price by 10% of the difference check out the link below to learn more [Music] so we actually don't quite have as many options today as it might at first appear because some of them are just different variants of the retro classic from SEO so they've got the artisan the posh the onyx and the Elwood and the first thing that comes to mind for me looking at this is are there really so many people out there that are looking for these style of keyboards that they need for different colors so let's go ahead and get these unpacked table feels nice so they're Oh how to impress Linus that is a type-c connector which I actually found out recently is only a cost difference of about 15 cents over a high-quality micro B connector but for some reason many new products still haven't switched over to it couple of things back here so there's bluetooth mode there's USB mode and you can switch between Mac and PC all right well part of the video today is definitely gonna be rolling through all the different color options here because if you're the kind of person who buys a stylish keyboard then surely you do care about the color scheme a fair whack so not only can you switch between Apple and Windows modes they've actually included a bunch of additional key cabs this must be the Mac version of the F keys all right now let's have a look at what the artisan has to show for itself this is actually a perfect example of a company leveraging what little tooling work they've done to turn that into as many models as possible so you can actually see here that the artisan is just a cross between the Onyx and the posh so it's got exactly the same kind of rose gold metal accents and then it's just using the faux leather backing and then they a matte black infill for the keycaps bringing us finally to the Elwood which is different from every other model that we have in much every way actually so for one this thing hat this has what appears to be a genuine wood backing is it really no way feels like it hey James James I think he's up for lunch that's okay there's another finishing touch on this one though that's pretty cool so you actually have the ability if you want to replace the plate here so you can undo the screws and I wonder if you could flip it around and grab it yourself either way they sent a custom one with their impressive established 2009 retro classic and they still screen blinds media on there that's cute I am in my last name Sebastian not media but alright these are really freaking heavy keyboards how much of these things these are not cheap I think they're gonna have to do a lot more than look cool but let's get to that in a minute first let's have a look at the Challenger this is the no K so is that like the opposite of okay like it's then this is the no K wryneck with blue switch gorgeous light effect retro style and Bluetooth / wired dual mode now the packaging isn't as good I don't know what the deal is with this like gradient Brown whenever I find tape on packaging I have to know what's under it well that's fine if cherry is OEM in your keyboard that's not embarrassing maybe some of our clever Chinese viewers can give me some idea of what that's about without the tape on it I actually would have had a lot more confidence going into looking not too bad to start so they've got a little aluminum something they've got a little more different alumina oh this is like your like your stopper thing for that okay it's not going to have much of a function on a keyboard but it might look kind of neat and then we've got the keyboard itself yeah I will say this the the feel of the plastics here doesn't hold a candle to the retro classic oh I was gonna say though what's good is that they've got these reinforcing ridges here so that when you slide them into the slot you can't put strain on the can and they don't do anything they just borrowed someone else's dueling for the USP character wait there's two why does it have to so this seems to go in here oops No does this come off it's like a little handle here but it doesn't seem to come off don't even get after me about ped kak because there's no manual that's it going this way and it what it just sits there oh that's it that's the whole mechanism why do we even have these holes on it okay [Music] that - it doesn't secure in any way it just sits there oh IndieGoGo to think that this thing is this thing that it holy crap this thing raised three hundred and sixty thousand dollars what Duff it's almost two hundred this costs almost as much as the a co 1u retro keyboard people not only are there more of you than I thought you guys are guys are nuts my switches are these they're covered by the backplane here I can't tell what they are also these lighting effects are really annoying there we go now they're breathing now they're just scattered around now they're breathing well they're not cherry you know how I know that you hear how different the sound is between those two okay so what the big oh you have got to be kidding me there's a pad look so there's a little rubberized pad here presumably to keep whatever you put on there safe but it doesn't touch it so I guess this is part of its jam is you can be sitting at your computer and you can have your phone I mean it says it has bluetooth but how do you even you know what forget it for now how great its bluetooth is is not important unless it's actually decent for a techie so let's find ourselves a typing test holy crap that does not bode well look at the wobble on these key caps I'm barely touching them you know what let's start with a baseline so this is a razer blackwidow something-or-other with their orange switches which are basically Chinese clones of Cherry MX browns okay 73 adjusted words per minute now it should be borne in mind that these ones get every advantage now because I'm more familiar with the text hmm oh boy I can't get a little mentum not the same score dang I'm consistent let's try it one more time okay this one is more representative of probably what I can do but we're gonna go back to the razor in a moment critiques of this guy these key caps are wobbly the shape of them is absolutely awful pardon my french because it's very easy to accidentally match two keys at a time this one on the other hand actually not a terrible amount of wobble a little bit more than I'd like but the spacing between the keys means I wasn't accidentally hitting multiple keys at once but I did have a hard time registering keystrokes from time to time because the switches they're using which I'm actually not sure what they are I'll have to find that out but the switches they're using are a little bit on the heavy side for me okay so they're kale some kind of kale blues let's go back to the first keyboard all right 97 actually let's try out the Bluetooth functionality first so I just flipped this over to Bluetooth mode and what I'm hoping is it's gonna be significantly simpler to pair okay I'm holding function and it starts flashing that's weird there we go that's intuitive so function and the Bluetooth key has it come up okay it's kind of a drag though that the switch is located in such an inconvenient spot what's cool though is apparently it has a six thousand milliamp hour battery so you can continue to use it in Bluetooth mode you don't want it's not plugged in so it's wireless to [Music] I'm backlit not bad that helps a lot with the cost now this guy on the other hand not impressed so I wouldn't go as far as to say that either of these as a replacement for a more standard keyboard for me but I was surprised and impressed by how close I was able to get on the Ezio retro classic especially in light of how apparently desperate the keyboard community is to get their hands on some kind of retro styled keyboard because this is how much this product managed to raise on IndieGoGo so I'm not strongly recommending either but I will say that if you need to buy one definitely go with this one something I can recommend without hesitation though is our sponsor skill share skill shares our online learning community with thousands of classes in design business technology and more and Premium Membership gives you unlimited access to high-quality classes on must know topics so you can improve your skills unlock new opportunities and do the work that you love so Tarin one of our editors has actually been using Skillshare a bunch he's done courses on logo design mastering Adobe Illustrator it's more affordable than most online learning platforms with an annual subscription being less than $10 a month and the first 500 people who sign up at the link below will get the first two months for free so go check out Skillshare today so thanks for watching guys if you disliked this video then maybe you work for what's their company call again maybe you work for UK but if you did like this video right you can hit that button but if you liked it hit like get subscribed maybe consider checking over to buy the stuff we featured at the link below also down there is our merch store which has cool shirts like this one and our community forum which you should definitely