today
I'm
gonna
put
my
TV
in
the
oven
because
that's
the
ultimate
speedrun
time
trial
I'm
gonna
put
a
gaming
chair
here
with
my
TV
in
it
I'm
gonna
play
through
halo
as
fast
as
possible
the
only
game
I
could
think
of
and
it
did
well
last
time
I
got
like
1.2
million
viewers
so
please
Mario
Party
not
anymore
I
even
clean
the
oven
look
how
[ __ ]
cleaning
this
you
just
take
those
out
and
stick
it
on
a
cookie
sheet
and
you
run
the
cord
through
the
door
and
you
get
hardcore
game
I
haven't
demonstrated
dusty
in
there
I
mean
some
nails
were
important
back
then
too
so
so
I
haven't
bought
a
TV
yet
so
we
have
to
go
buy
a
TV
you
know
I
don't
like
going
in
public
by
myself
so
I
forced
all
my
friends
to
go
with
me
by
making
them
stupid
YouTube
videos
and
then
I
paid
I
don't
even
pay
them
I
don't
even
know
why
they
go
with
me
it's
oh
you
ready
let's
go
to
Best
Buy
first
we
have
to
measure
the
TV
be
a
little
bit
bigger
than
my
arm
I
never
give
me
running
over
the
dog
does
that
look
[ __ ]
sick
is
he
back
he's
hiding
inside
the
house
did
you
run
from
me
no
this
is
not
your
house
I
know
you're
in
there
come
out
come
out
before
I
run
over
the
neighborhood
dog
I
need
to
tell
you
about
something
even
more
flat
my
merch
cuz
shirts
are
flat
there
they
were
pretty
flat
that
was
a
good
segue
don't
lie
to
me
we
got
a
brand
new
merch
website
it
looks
better
than
the
other
one
a
pile
of
hamster
[ __ ]
with
the
better
than
the
other
one
but
that's
not
the
point
it's
nice
and
organized
it
looks
a
lot
better
and
to
celebrate
all
my
merch
is
20%
off
if
you
use
the
code
dank
all
caps
don't
know
how
long
this
promo
code
will
last
probably
until
I
get
greedy
again
but
go
check
it
out
maybe
pick
up
one
of
our
two
limited
edition
designs
these
aren't
available
much
longer
anyways
get
back
to
the
video
best
by
bleep
remember
at
this
point
some
might
as
well
just
park
distaff
what
are
you
just
gonna
park
right
here
this
is
a
final
an
elite
pro
member
do
you
need
to
see
my
card
fireline
look
guy
we're
gonna
measure
this
do
you
think
that
could
work
Joey
we
got
the
order
to
just
play
it
safe
that's
about
right
why
have
we
parked
out
here
catch
you
didn't
know
how
mad
all
the
YouTube
comments
are
gonna
get
now
cuz
i
[ __ ]
hate
you
I
hate
you
so
much
good
even
in
the
middle
goddamn
it
stop
[Music]
[Music]
[Laughter]
back
to
the
house
god
dammit
it's
like
the
Megan
Fox
on
the
movie
you
know
the
movie
there's
up
to
Kahn's
time
to
begin
Randall
are
you
excited
you
are
excited
I
need
your
claws
Randall
I
need
to
open
this
box
your
TV
is
fragile
stop
wait
looks
good
to
me
do
you
think
we
could
put
we
don't
have
cookies
anymore
so
we
could
put
cookies
under
it
and
cook
the
cookies
boy
I
get
screwed
every
day
and
night
grew
in
does
it
worth
it
for
the
views
anymore
at
this
point
honestly
thanks
you
can
get
it
oh
dear
smirks
comment
okay
it
kind
of
works
have
I
ever
ranted
on
this
channel
about
how
much
I
hate
mr.
John
Philip
whoever
invented
Philips
screwdrivers
because
I
want
him
to
die
hate
him
so
so
so
much
he's
an
[ __ ]
we
should
all
band
together
and
kill
him
we
just
need
to
go
to
Phillip
Texas
Phillip
Street
and
kill
mr.
John
Phillip
the
fourth
Phillip
Texas
now
here's
a
Phillip
Street
in
Phillip
Texas
I'm
sure
there's
John
Phillips
probably
doesn't
live
there
[ __ ]
is
the
other
screw
I'm
dead
there's
no
war
I
don't
think
it's
long
enough
it
works
well
I
take
the
plastic
off
very
probably
what
I'm
taking
it
off
for
us
what's
not
this
works
now
will
the
doors
shut
yes
I'll
do
that's
[ __ ]
hardcore
right
there
English
or
Frances
well
what's
your
name's
Frances
and
you
speak
of
Asia
okay
English
then
okay
well
maybe
yeah
I
change
the
channel
yet
dolphin
boys
guide
enabled
we
want
a
voice
guide
no
she
sounds
hot
my
prized
possession
[ __ ]
sometimes
you
just
gotta
sacrifice
things
for
the
clickbait
okay
by
the
merch
so
I
can
buy
more
Xbox
cables
the
ones
that
came
with
it
these
cables
are
from
[ __ ]
1967
that
came
out
I
will
never
sell
it's
my
prized
possession
Oh
unless
I
need
to
pay
rent
my
rents
not
due
till
the
first
was
yesterday
spread
those
legs
spread
[ __ ]
stick
man
going
in
no
one
does
so
I'm
not
really
worried
about
it
you
can
just
come
from
your
deposit
for
this
house
all
right
do
I
really
need
a
surge
protector
yes
no
it's
called
a
breaker
box
it's
already
built
into
the
house
so
we're
good
sir
just
in
case
the
cable
melts
and
shorts
out
and
causes
a
major
fire
and
we
all
die
I
think
you
hate
it
when
you
can't
connect
to
your
TV
so
you
have
to
open
your
oven
door
so
that
you
can
get
a
signal
and
connect
to
your
TV
well
some
of
us
aren't
as
privileged
as
you
and
that
weed
they
have
we
don't
have
counter
space
to
put
our
TVs
on
unlike
you
though
I
have
to
do
with
what
I've
got
because
there's
no
counter
space
in
this
kitchen
you
quit
painting
and
showing
all
the
counter
space
I
have
I'm
just
improving
I'm
about
to
boil
this
xbox
in
[ __ ]
mind
right
now
19
they
ever
think
they
kid
at
19
on
that
bad
boy
that's
the
date
right
it's
right
to
me
[ __ ]
[Music]
then
this
just
bring
back
memories
except
for
the
whole
oven
thing
all
right
didn't
here
watching
your
[ __ ]
pizza
rolls
while
your
friends
are
playing
Halo
2
crushing
it
drinking
the
drink
in
the
game
fuel
ok
well
what
is
the
shortest
mission
I
want
to
call
Johnny
and
ask
him
what
the
shortest
halo
mission
is
well
be
better
because
this
is
important
hey
Johnny
what's
the
shortest
mission
in
Halo
the
first
their
killer
bottom
I'm
gonna
beat
it
before
the
oven
melts
my
TV
so
wish
me
luck
I'm
gonna
put
it
on
legendary
because
I'm
a
badass
[Music]
that
was
easy
I
was
legendary
put
our
games
in
there
bake
for
six
days
how
hot
can
it
go
you
just
type
it
in
[Music]
can't
do
that
that's
the
highest
all
right
hurry
up
game
start
it's
gonna
be
ruining
content
sometimes
it's
just
nice
you
sit
and
relax
and
play
your
video
games
you
know
I
can
only
see
half
the
TV
from
here
though
it's
a
bit
of
a
problem
I'm
used
to
inverted
like
dangerous
to
heat
up
the
TV
what's
the
worst
that
can
happen
though
honestly
we've
got
water
right
there
just
spray
it
off
don't
go
that
way
I
know
what
the
way
to
go
this
is
the
fastest
people
on
you
ever
seen
where's
the
door
of
course
more
to
the
toilet
this
way
I
161
room
temperature
now
at
this
point
now
it's
smudged
Oh
foxy
mama
there's
not
supposed
to
be
black
it's
done
playable
this
is
happening
a
lot
faster
than
what
I
expected
it
what
the
TV
looks
crooked
really
crooked
it's
about
to
follow
man
550
is
gonna
be
I
don't
think
I'm
gonna
get
past
the
first
cutscene
we
got
to
go
and
tell
oh
I
can't
skip
I
see
how
high
I
can
get
oh
I
can't
even
make
pizza
rolls
okay
what
my
games
run
so
I
might
as
well
do
all
you
want
one
[Music]
it's
still
playable
there's
still
some
down
there
yeah
I
can
see
their
feet
though
kill
one
do
you
hear
that
I
know
it's
about
oh
it's
Tim
timber
it's
yeah
so
we
made
it
to
us
90
turn
that
off
then
what
if
the
pixels
would
come
back
though
when
it
wipe
it
off
she
doesn't
sound
very
oh
look
at
the
leg
it's
it's
still
there
just
let
me
go
give
them
up
in
this
dinner's
ready
honey
unplug
it
hmm
my
cables
are
good
bend
the
legs
back
to
where
they
were
maybe
okay
if
that's
so
it
appears
as
though
unless
you
can
beat
a
halo
mission
in
about
three
and
a
half
minutes
you
can't
beat
it
before
your
other
military
TV
so
it's
good
that
we
have
these
hard-hitting
facts
here
at
OTS
and
you
can
subscribe
and
buy
a
merch
at
least
I
got
my
corn
dog
this
is
a
game
of
moment
right
here
[Music]
my
mom
said
I'd
be
nothing
video
management
rot
my
brain
will
let
it
cool
off
and
then
we'll
see
if
it
turns
back
on
in
a
minute
yeah
my
prediction
is
it's
gonna
be
4k
now
so
4k
TVs
are
made
what
power
on
Fifi
I
can
still
be
Halo


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and
it's
time
for
another
edition
of
against
the
odds
so
today's
episode
it's
going
up
by
Christmas
Day
so
I
figured
we
should
probably
do
a
holiday
themed
special
this
week
and
I
think
we
got
a
good
one
we
are
playing
attack
I'm
calling
the
evil
Christmas
tree
basically
our
families
getting
together
we're
going
out
chopping
down
a
Christmas
tree
throwing
some
ornaments
on
it
but
then
in
the
end
that
tree
is
hopefully
going
to
kill
our
opponent
I'll
explain
more
in
a
minute
as
we
go
along
before
we
do
a
super
quick
reminder
if
you
enjoy
against
odds
it
would
be
so
cool
of
you
if
you
could
take
us
I
can
click
that
subscribe
button
down
to
the
bottom
of
your
screen
it's
a
great
way
to
support
the
channel
and
the
site
for
free
so
let's
talk
the
evil
Christmas
tree
so
first
off
our
Christmas
tree
is
elf
tree
of
perdition
so
dread
perdition
it's
our
autorai
Christmas
tree
of
the
neck
for
mana
0:13
we
can
tap
it
to
exchanges
toughness
with
one
of
our
opponent's
life
toodles
so
basically
we
can
tap
it
put
our
born
to
13
life
if
tree
is
in
its
normal
state
however
tree
gets
especially
scary
when
we
start
decorating
it
putting
some
order
bits
on
it
and
that's
kind
of
one
of
the
main
plans
of
our
neck
we
got
two
main
combos
to
win
with
our
Christmas
tree
combo
number
one
is
turned
to
frog
so
turn
to
frog
turns
a
creature
into
a
1/1
and
causes
it
to
lose
all
of
his
abilities
which
is
actually
like
kind
of
a
drawback
for
the
most
part
but
this
is
our
ornament
that
we
put
on
our
tree
and
that'll
remit
then
like
explodes
it
kills
our
opponent
but
basically
what
we
could
do
is
tap
tree
of
perdition
to
put
a
trigger
out
this
X
egg
exchange
my
toughness
with
our
opponent's
life
total
and
then
before
that
trigger
resolves
we
turn
to
frog
tree
of
tradition
turn
it
into
a
1-1
that
means
no
matter
what
life
total
our
opponents
at
they're
gonna
go
down
to
one
life
and
then
anything
kills
our
bonus
a
stiff
breeze
will
take
our
boner
down
a
cup
of
eggnog
whatever
is
going
to
finish
our
opponent
off
when
it
comes
to
finishing
our
opponent
off
we
have
another
combo
for
that
that's
also
a
combo
in
its
own
right
as
well
which
is
triskaidekaphobia
so
triskaidekaphobia
really
weird
wacky
card
but
basically
at
the
beginning
of
our
upkeep
we
get
to
choose
either
each
player
games
of
life
each
player
loses
life
however
the
most
important
part
is
before
we
choose
that
if
any
was
at
13
life
exactly
13
life
they
lose
the
game
so
triskaidekaphobia
does
two
figs
with
our
evil
Christmas
tree
plan
first
it
combos
directly
with
tree
of
perdition
we
just
play
tree
of
perdition
play
triskaidekaphobia
tap
tree
put
our
bullet
down
to
13
on
our
upkeep
poet
loses
a
game
to
triskaidekaphobia
the
other
thing
it
does
it
gets
in
that
last
point
of
damage
if
we
go
on
the
turn
to
frog
tree
plan
and
put
our
point
to
one
obviously
one
everyone
loses
a
life
trigger
from
Christie
I
can
phobia
could
have
finish
our
ponent
off
so
this
is
a
main
engine
of
the
deck
otherwise
I
guess
we
got
all
of
our
like
family
gathered
around
for
the
holidays
to
support
our
Christmas
tree
plan
to
decorate
the
Christmas
tree
gift
of
ether
board
pack
rat
grey
Burchette
basically
we're
just
trying
to
stay
alive
until
we
can
find
tree
find
our
turn
to
frog
vine
or
triskaidekaphobia
stabilizing
game
give
to
the
ether
born
rain
merchant
just
gave
us
a
bunch
of
life
unlikely
we
actually
win
with
grey
Burchett
because
it's
just
a
one
of
and
we
don't
really
want
to
win
with
it
we
want
to
win
with
our
Christmas
tree
and
then
packrat
just
makes
a
bunch
of
blockers
and
does
kind
of
give
us
a
back-up
plan
for
winning
then
we
have
some
pre
Bufo
fatal
push
for
the
early
game
murderous
rider
gets
rid
of
anything
and
can
also
be
a
life
linking
creature
so
another
nice
stabilization
card
then
for
card
draw
to
find
our
tree
and
to
find
our
other
combo
pieces
our
ornaments
and
such
underworld
connections
just
keeps
drawing
us
Road
AK
extra
cards
every
turn
on
Nikolas
does
the
same
thing
but
can
also
blow
up
a
creature
if
we
need
it
to
mana
base
wise
we
get
some
good
utility
lance
castle
at
going
for
card
draw
muta
vault
could
be
a
creature
another
way
to
get
in
that
last
point
of
damage
if
we
turn
to
frog
our
Christmas
tree
and
get
our
poem
to
one
feel
the
ruin
just
because
some
dual
lands
to
cast
our
blue
spells
herb
org
some
swamps
in
the
sideboard
for
control
we
get
to
rest
the
gate
mystical
dispute
then
we
have
pithing
needle
mostly
for
Planeswalkers
but
can
occasionally
hit
like
ether
works
Marvel
and
such
languish
for
creature
decks
just
to
sweep
away
the
board
laylan
to
the
void
for
graveyards
and
that
is
the
evil
Christmas
tree
our
Christmas
/
holiday
special
episode
of
against
odds
for
this
year
and
that's
our
deck
for
today
so
let's
jump
into
the
gameplay
see
if
we
get
actually
kills
above
voted
by
decorating
our
Christmas
tree
which
are
defrag
to
put
our
board
to
water
you
straight
up
killing
them
with
Crisco
deck
of
obeah
and
the
help
of
our
Christmas
tree
tree
of
tradition
thank
you
so
much
for
watching
I
hope
you
all
enjoy
it
and
I'll
be
back
in
bit
with
the
wrap-up
against
the
odds
Christmas
special
time
we
are
we
are
decorating
our
Christmas
tree
today
our
evil
evil
Christmas
tree
which
is
a
hopefully
killing
opponents
this
it
is
unique
in
a
long
grindy
matchup
it's
gonna
be
good
in
an
aggro
matchup
we're
gonna
lose
a
life
swamp
and
Ozzy's
get
a
peek
see
how
ooh
ooh
opponents
ramping
yeah
I
guess
we
take
the
elvish
rejuvenator
hmm
this
is
gonna
be
interesting
this
is
not
the
longest
and
grind
used
of
matchups
we're
gonna
need
to
kill
our
opponent
before
they
before
they
get
to
go
crazy
with
huge
Eldrazi
well
kill
a
Noir
keeping
our
opponent
off
man
is
a
good
star
also
just
drawing
tree
would
be
nice
about
it
turn
to
frog
that's
actually
hilariously
kind
of
a
way
we
can
deal
with
an
eldrazi
um
yeah
let's
just
start
drawing
cards
I
don't
think
triskaidekaphobia
does
enough
yeah
and
it
lets
our
opponent
know
what's
up
all
right
poets
got
a
handful
of
big
things
I'll
draw
card
thoughts
ease
draw
a
card
hmm
well
let's
yeah
underworld
connections
go
okay
uh
tree
of
perdition
go
toadette
pilgrimage
okay
this
might
be
fast
enough
our
opponent
might
have
missed
enough
land
drops
Christmas
tree
is
here
well
I
mean
triskaidekaphobia
go
do
you
have
an
answer
opponent
I
guess
is
actually
probably
a
tough
matchup
for
us
but
it's
working
out
here
with
our
opponent
Mulligan
Inge
and
then
stumbling
around
and
about
it
the
Christmas
tree
no
answers
no
answers
to
the
tree
a
tower
full
of
scoops
it
up
why
don't
we
have
that
actually
is
good
against
ramp
is
a
question
the
answer
is
not
a
ton
all
right
what
can
we
cut
how
do
we
beat
this
deck
gifter
teather
more
doesn't
seem
that
great
let's
go
into
gate
mystical
disputes
pithy
needles
what
else
can
we
cut
probably
trim
a
couple
fatal
pushes
hopefully
maybe
alright
try
like
that
probably
I
mean
our
appointment
doesn't
have
that
much
interaction
so
probably
our
way
of
winning
is
almost
what
we
did
that
game
where
we
just
kind
of
like
luck
into
our
combo
pretty
quickly
before
our
opponent
can
start
like
a
mugging
and
getting
us
and
whatnot
hah
well
this
is
not
gonna
look
us
into
our
combo
but
we
have
like
max
defense
and
Po
net
AB
real
razor
I
mean
I
guess
we
could
just
stop
the
threats
to
that
is
a
possibility
I
thought
czo
okay
um
well
we'll
take
questing
beast
that's
a
little
awkward
castle
Garen
Brig
oh
dear
oh
whiff
whiff
whiff
that's
a
really
good
draw
that
means
Cavalier
of
thorns
comes
down
and
I
don't
think
we
can
stop
it
oh
wow
yeah
it's
actually
gonna
be
too
fast
for
a
mystical
dispute
and
now
we
are
in
a
whole
heap
of
trouble
yeah
okay
I
know
Cavalier
s
about
a
Cavalier
us
into
oblivion
well
that's
unfortunate
we
definitely
could
have
stopped
this
if
our
opponent
had
the
RAM
spell
in
their
hand
but
they
did
not
gonna
get
Zen
its
us
well
miracles
happen
sometimes
it
is
a
Christmas
episode
maybe
we
sideboard
it
wrongly
if
our
opponents
playing
of
our
opponents
playing
all
these
creatures
maybe
maybe
we
should
have
sideboard
it
differently
about
it
we
need
a
tree
we
need
a
tree
we
need
it
sued
gets
in
hits
us
to
11
tree
does
block
keval
we're
you
know
triskaidekaphobia
you
donut
has
an
answer
out
of
cards
we
need
a
tree
we
need
a
tree
and
are
pointing
to
with
vote
it's
gonna
get
ed
we
are
running
out
of
life
though
we
take
six
we
need
to
draw
this
turret
or
we're
dead
poni
hits
us
yeah
all
right
all
the
ornaments
new
tree
to
put
them
on
well
that
was
a
little
different
than
I
thought
apparently
our
opponent
ha
is
playing
a
lot
of
creatures
which
I
guess
means
we
want
some
gifted
ether
burns
and
maybe
we
don't
want
the
pissing
needles
hmm
all
right
let's
keep
some
gifted
ether
burns
all
right
we're
on
the
play
which
is
nice
we
get
to
play
first
hmm
well
we're
gonna
need
to
hit
some
land
drops
primarily
watery
grave
tap
past
the
turn
give
us
lands
give
us
lands
bone
it
forest
and
a
burl
grazer
very
obnoxious
let's
land
into
play
okay
that's
not
a
land
we'll
pass
the
turn
arch
rasca
yeah
that
gets
around
our
negate
opponent
attacks
for
fun
oh
dear
all
right
well
ha
it
looks
like
the
Grinch
has
arrived
with
their
ramp
II
dream
draws
oh
come
on
deck
well
this
is
this
is
turning
into
a
Christmas
nightmare
I
guess
we
had
to
skirt
underworld
connections
Oh
donut
pilgrimage
well
we
will
counter
that
dota
Baz's
it's
us
for
one
oh
god
oh
god
oh
god
all
right
well
this
there's
no
there's
no
no
presents
that
get
us
out
of
this
questing
beast
for
our
opponent
ya
missin
land
drops
means
a
dying
quickly
gets
in
hits
us
sure
well
okay
yeah
we've
been
we've
been
Grinch
not
a
whole
lot
we
can
uh
can
do
about
this
pone
it
hits
land
our
promise
we
can't
stop
it
and
we
will
scoop
it
up
[Music]
well
that
was
worst
Christmas
ever
we
got
pretty
I
mean
I
assume
this
is
a
hard
matchup
but
that
is
a
look
at
that
lands
lands
for
days
but
that
is
a
tough
way
for
that
to
go
just
not
ever
hitting
land
number
three
not
exactly
how
we
were
hoping
against
the
odds
time
this
week
we
have
a
Christmas
special
we
are
decorating
our
Christmas
tree
hopefully
kill
your
boat
it
with
it
the
evilest
of
Christmas
trees
this
in
fine
I
mean
we
got
stuff
okay
let's
go
on
a
grill
our
life
loss
is
gonna
be
interesting
I
don't
fuzzies
you
or
Oh
silly
brave
the
elements
dauntless
bodyguard
oh
all
right
take
poor
Oh
silly
pass
the
turn
this
is
gonna
be
about
stabilizing
I
am
worried
about
brave
the
elements
but
if
we
can
keep
the
board
clear
it's
not
as
big
of
a
deal
there's
it
all
this
bodyguard
hopefully
there's
not
another
one
drop
alright
pony
get
that
it's
us
for
one
sure
down
to
seventeen
well
play
the
swamp
run
out
the
pack
used
of
rats
pass
the
dirt
chef
at
Newton's
for
our
opponent
goes
to
combat
attacks
well
uh
let's
block
Boris
Lee
pretty
fine
with
making
this
trade
my
opponent
lets
it
die
okay
we're
fine
with
that
Poe
net
passes
and
play
the
swamp
pass
occurred
step
on
our
opponents
upkeep
and
swift
end
you
alright
there's
a
baby
elements
well
we
got
to
brave
the
elements
out
of
our
opponents
hands
so
that's
that's
good
tonic
combat
and
this
means
we
get
to
play
tree
and
we're
kind
of
like
it
hmm-hmm
chef
at
dunes
can
ruin
the
triskaidekaphobia
plan
but
player
Borg
play
tree
pass
the
turn
Merry
Christmas
boat
it
we're
coming
for
ya
good
news
is
it's
gonna
block
well
very
very
well
that
is
part
of
the
power
of
the
Christmas
tree
ponent
hmm
tapping
a
lot
of
mana
Wow
tapping
all
the
mana
all
right
venerated
like
stood
on
that's
fine
yup
ponent
passes
oh
that's
also
fine
so
we
will
kill
venerated
locks
Adan
we
will
kill
dauntless
bodyguard
past
the
turn
show
us
a
triskaidekaphobia
pond
it's
going
to
13
although
I
guess
it
doesn't
work
as
a
chef
at
dude
photo
can
lose
a
life
when
they
want
thanks
to
chef
at
dudes
pro
to
please
our
plates
and
another
venerated
laxen
on
well
boom
switch
it
up
tree
becomes
a
2020
sauna
goes
to
13
and
passes
well
field
of
ruin
that's
interesting
so
I
think
we
field
of
ruin
chef's
it
dooms
which
actually
turns
tricking
triskaidekaphobia
on
here
if
we
draw
it
play
murderous
rider
past
the
turn
the
opponent
forcibly
sure
the
only
thing
we're
really
worried
about
was
getting
shanked
out
by
a
brave
the
elements
that's
our
one
pseudo
concern
now
play
underworld
connections
underworld
connections
drop
cart
beautiful
it's
actually
pretty
helpful
all
right
past
the
turn
yeah
let's
just
pass
mutable
is
a
blocker
that
works
through
brave
the
elements
which
is
kinda
nice
bone
it
plays
a
Plains
and
oh
we
would
love
a
triskaidekaphobia
no
attacks
we
on
tap
don't
have
blue
mana
for
that
yet
fatal
push
well
let's
underworld
connections
again
pass
the
turn
cool
if
we
can
find
blue
mana
opponent
oh
all
right
declaration
stone
on
our
tree
goes
to
combat
attacks
hmm
yeah
let's
fire
up
muta
ball
and
block
double
block
I
think
going
down
to
lands
okay
if
our
opponent
even
kills
it
still
alive
for
triskaidekaphobia
all
right
Poe
net
kills
murderers
Rider
well
let's
draw
some
cards
see
we
can
find
it
pout
it
maybe
tree
already
did
it
already
did
its
job
thought
C's
not
helpful
draw
card
a
draw
card
tree
of
perdition
again
pass
the
turn
all
right
Marv
do
wha
and
that
games
are
putting
a
life
I
guess
we
are
only
at
nine
9's
not
the
highest
life
total
and
we
have
a
hand
that
is
not
super
helpful
donut
passes
well
draw
card
blue
mana
draw
card
muta
vault
gifted
ether
born
as
the
turd
alright
if
we
find
blue
batter
we
should
win
can
we
find
a
bleep
losers
vote
it
vanillish
Marshall
to
grow
the
dorks
when
it
goes
to
combat
no
attacks
well
we
will
fatal
push
whoa
reaper
sac
the
clue
drawcard
christmas
tree
our
opponent
back
to
thirteen
untap
okay
well
one
two
three
four
triskaidekaphobia
herb
org
pass
the
turn
and
our
opponent
the
tree
is
covered
for
ya
it's
gotta
lose
gotta
lose
life
or
kill
us
declaration
stone
takes
down
the
tree
sure
we
have
two
colorless
blockers
if
our
planet
has
brave
the
elements
its
own
attacks
and
attacks
no
block
does
our
opponent
realize
that
they're
dead
and
a
post
comes
it
up
tree
tree
tree
coming
through
okay
that
was
good
well
two
languages
in
uh
go
down
one
underworld
connections
actually
mean
we
keep
hmm
saucy
seems
questionable
at
best
yeah
alright
let's
say
what's
wrong
like
that
well
uh
tree
still
doing
it
trees
connect
phobia
kill
yes
yes
yes
yes
man
we
had
the
turd
frog
kill
two
if
we
we
just
didn't
a
tableau
sores
I
mean
we
don't
have
a
ton
of
blue
sources
we
only
have
eight
but
we
did
draw
like
half
of
our
deck
and
not
find
one
so
one
thing
I
do
like
about
this
deck
against
aggro
is
gifted
ether
born
and
murderous
Rider
yeah
David
triskaidekaphobia
and
I
guess
the
one
grain
merchants
are
all
pretty
good
cards
against
aggro
combined
with
our
removal
I
guess
triskaidekaphobia
is
not
insane
but
oh
boy
oh
boy
oh
boy
I
think
we're
gonna
keep
this
I
know
that
keeping
one
Landers
doesn't
usually
work
out
but
it's
Christmas
so
I
think
maybe
maybe
we
get
the
gift
of
land
number
two
in
our
inner
stocking
this
year
it's
got
to
happen
right
okay
well
a
fatal
push
you
I
mean
this
in
is
so
tempting
to
keep
because
we
have
double
gifted
ether
board
which
is
probably
our
best
card
against
our
opponent
stack
outside
alike
languish
and
we
have
a
fatal
push
and
we
even
have
the
tree
combo
for
for
our
eventual
win
but
we
do
need
to
hit
lands
bone
it
selfless
spirit
sure
land
off
the
top
you
can
do
a
deck
not
immune
of
all
no
okay
um
let's
thought
seize
take
Phaleas
lieutenant
past
the
turn
well
we're
not
making
it
look
easy
but
our
opponent
is
not
doing
a
ton
other
than
playing
mismatch
lands
Chi
fian
uh-huh
combat
gets
it
hits
us
can
we
draw
a
land
can
we
draw
a
lad
our
Christmas
Theory
did
not
work
out
the
way
we
planned
I
don't
kill
self
of
spirit
bonus
exit
huh
alright
well
I
guess
that
you
can't
keep
one
Landers
even
on
Christmas
that's
what
we
learned
from
this
match
planes
for
our
opponent
and
combat
hits
us
to
12
the
good
news
is
even
though
we've
been
stuck
in
one
land
heading
him
to
turn
for
gifting
if
they're
born
still
good
Oh
hmm
ha
that's
a
that's
a
good
draw
was
not
expecting
that
alright
well
we
learned
you
do
not
keep
one
Landers
even
on
Christmas
just
not
meant
to
you
not
meant
to
be
Oh
dak
dak
dak
dak
alright
alright
well
uh
yeah
run
aback
no
one
lander
not
disappointed
I
really
thought
that
Christmas
was
gonna
make
it
work
out
well
we
get
to
play
first
hands
not
very
good
I
think
we
Mulligan
oh
dear
this
again
no
well
zero
Oh
God
alright
well
this
is
I
would
say
perhaps
the
nightmare
yikes
okay
well
for
last
triskaidekaphobia
gonna
need
to
hit
some
sweepers
yeah
oh
that
second
head
was
so
that
second
hand
was
almost
exactly
our
first
hand
but
we
learned
we
can't
keep
it
po
natal
his
bodyguard
yeah
okay
well
there's
there's
our
blue
mana
this
ground
catacombs
uh
we
are
gonna
need
to
stop
drawing
lands
oh
the
magic
God's
I
thought
they're
gonna
be
good
to
us
for
Christmas
but
it
seems
like
perhaps
they
are
not
we're
on
the
naughty
list
Spode
at
the
ribbon
inspector
gets
glue
has
a
lot
of
power
gets
in
can
we
draw
a
non
land
preferably
a
castable
one
okay
well
language
is
good
that
is
that
is
a
card
that
can
potentially
catch
us
up
here
we'll
see
we'll
see
we'll
see
about
it
three
of
an
inspector
gets
a
glue
and
big
attack
big
attack
yeah
well
we
dropped
a
13
he
risky
number
would
Trista
deck
phobia
play
a
swamp
and
gonna
languish
which
at
least
those
are
opponent
down
a
pennant
Boris
elite
going
on
the
rebuild
plan
Marty
whoa
Reaper
and
we're
still
in
a
pretty
sketchy
spot
yep
bodyguard
another
Borg
that's
not
good
well
thought
seize
you
take
a
declaration
in
stone
plain
herb
org
and
triskaidekaphobia
huh
all
right
opponent
no
lands
no
lands
no
lands
let's
draw
has
been
so
bad
phone
it's
gonna
suck
it
Cleo
go
digging
for
the
land
doesn't
appear
to
have
found
it
gets
it
hits
us
mm
we
dropped
to
8
now
we
will
gain
a
life
I
play
mute
of
all
past
the
turn
selfless
spirit
for
re
booted
combat
ok
we
will
mute
a
vault
block
Boros
elite
phone
it
lets
it
go
we
dropped
a
7
yeah
doesn't
feel
good
but
draw
a
5
we're
triskaidekaphobia
x'
now
gain
a
life
triskaidekaphobia
number
2
watery
grave
past
the
turn
we're
gonna
need
more
than
this
others
have
been
so
awkward
well
we
did
start
with
5
cards
which
i
think
is
our
biggest
issue
another
boroughs
elite
Tony
goes
to
combat
no
attacks
now
let's
gain
some
life
Jaina
life
gained
a
life
hey
turn
to
frog
a
player
Borg
past
the
turn
toadette
knight
of
the
way
we're
good
to
get
a
land
combat
attacks
well
we
will
turn
to
frog
opponent
Braves
the
elements
yeah
well
draw
guard
show
us
a
language
number
two
we
got
one
more
huh
draw
guard
tree
of
perdition
I
don't
think
we
live
long
enough
though
oh
so
we
drop
to
5
we
on
tap
we
gain
a
life
we
gain
a
life
can
we
live
a
turn
muta
vault
maybe
tree
of
perdition
past
the
turn
ok
I
mean
this
this
gives
us
a
chance
we
know
there's
two
banished
marshals
in
hand
is
there
removal
we
took
the
deccan
soda
ton
of
turds
ago
is
there
yes
it
we
I
think
we're
gonna
win
vanillish
martial
combat
attacks
with
everything
oh
my
god
well
fire
at
muta
vault
for
your
mutable
tree
tree
yep
we
will
block
block
block
stuff
dies
we
go
to
for
pony
passes
up
keep
triskaidekaphobia
s'
tree
you
and
we
got
there
with
the
Christmas
tree
again
whoa
that
Wells
of
all
the
five
mouths
of
all
the
five
a
Christmas
miracle
a
Christmas
miracle
for
sure
uh
yeah
okay
still
doing
it
what
are
the
chances
on
the
mobile
five
well
a
sweet
swing
all
right
against
the
odds
time
we
are
looking
to
a
decorator
Christmas
tree
are
at
our
tree
of
perdition
Christmas
tree
today
Christmas
special
against
the
odds
bone
it
oh
we're
gonna
do
tapped
sure
passes
now
Lance
Playland
play
gifted
ether
born
past
return
to
deployments
up
to
you
hardened
scales
green
black
control
all
right
definitely
Hardin
scales
sure
well
we
will
hmm
go
to
combat
attack
play
the
herbal
work
packrat
and
pester
opponent
i
mean
we're
probably
ended
up
killing
this
whiny
constrictor
but
i
don't
think
there's
any
reason
we
gotta
like
rush
into
it
i
mean
do
it
an
instant
speed
so
we
don't
have
our
tree
we
do
our
triskaidekaphobia
about
it
they
probably
have
to
kill
pack
right
if
they
can
that's
not
carry
a
scary
card
to
live
man
a
quarter
Hydra
well
we
will
kill
winding
constrictor
untap
play
al
and
go
to
combat
attack
and
yeah
I
mean
I
guess
we're
fully
on
the
wrap
plan
discard
triskaidekaphobia
unfortunately
hit
our
opponent
down
to
40
well
this
is
a
boring
way
to
potentially
win
but
Christmas's
can
be
weird
sometimes
you
forget
to
get
your
tree
and
you're
scrambling
around
on
Christmas
Eve
etc
etc
opponent
another
land
it's
a
nice
display
of
all
the
go
Gary
dual
lands
available
now
the
playable
ones
at
least
in
the
Pioneer
format
bonus
walking
ballista
x2
okay
grows
a
manna
Gorger
I
drew
so
you're
probably
just
kills
a
packrat
they
might
have
to
you
there
are
things
that
can
go
wrong
if
they
wait
alright
Pony
is
going
to
kill
a
packrat
sure
we
kind
of
just
like
to
draw
land
but
bone
it
Wow
getting
frisky
sure
underworld
connections
well
packrat
discard
gifted
ether
barn
go
attacking
I
mean
I
guess
we're
mostly
in
on
the
wrap
plan
here
bow
that
data
done
i've
actually
will
draw
land
and
then
we
can
kill
this
man
a
Gorger
with
nicolas
opponent
risk
are
yeah
girls
mana
Gorger
you
phone
it
combat
new
attacks
we
drop
all
right
there's
a
land
so
in
that
case
we
will
plan
Nicolas
kill
mana
Gorger
past
the
turn
yeah
pestered
this
also
gives
us
plenty
of
cards
to
discard
to
our
pack
rats
which
is
nice
not
the
way
we're
trying
to
win
but
a
wins
a
win
when
it
comes
down
to
it
boat
it
kinda
looks
like
a
Christmas
feast
with
a
with
gifted
ether
born
I
can
see
I
can
see
that
some
sort
of
holiday
get-together
I
mean
I
think
it
looks
like
it's
eating
another
person
so
not
the
the
most
common
kind
of
holiday
get-together
but
still
all
right
opponents
groan
the
dorks
combat
passes
why
don't
we
will
draw
a
card
loser
life
played
round
catacombs
go
to
combat
big
attack
opponent
blocks
gonna
leave
back
manna
Gorger
all
right
well
one
two
three
discard
triskaidekaphobia
one
two
three
discard
underworld
connections
and
that's
I
mean
that's
what
we
got
hit
our
boat
it
down
to
three
pack
rats
for
days
is
there
any
way
our
opponent
can
get
out
of
this
we
also
have
a
removal
spell
on
board
without
Nick's
list
so
if
our
opponent
doesn't
kill
up
next
list
that
can
kill
man
a
Gorger
if
they
do
then
that's
with
negative
one
blocker
and
opponent
scoops
it
up
alright
not
the
not
the
beautiful
Christmas
tree
win
but
a
win
nonetheless
um
huh
we
actually
don't
have
a
ton
of
sideboard
cards
I
guess
we
can
bring
in
two
languages
and
maybe
go
down
mm-hmm
go
down
what
that
is
the
question
maybe
one
underworld
connections
and
yeah
one
pak-rat
even
though
it
was
good
that
game
we
want
the
Christmas
tree
win
that's
our
goal
is
to
win
Christmas
style
not
just
pak-rat
style
well
alright
that
said
I'm
not
above
winning
PacWest
restylane
which
that's
what
this
hand
lends
itself
doors
I
mean
fauci's
Tron
in
to
pak-rat
that
could
be
good
enough
overcome
to
untapped
elvish
mystic
I
don't
swamp
and
thought
sees
you
we
will
take
hardened
scales
past
the
turn
Lena
will
race
and
alright
there's
old
man
a
gorgey
gonna
passes
now
watery
grave
untapped
thought
seize
you
grow
man
a
Gorger
take
thought
seize
thought
seized
you
girl
mana
Gorger
take
blossoming
defense
and
opponents
out
of
cards
but
they
have
a
pretty
big
board
can
we
find
a
way
to
stabilize
here
poet
well
anywhere
ways
combat
goods
ingots
in
hits
us
to
eight
not
a
high
life
total
in
case
you're
counting
opponent
passes
I'll
play
muta
vault
and
gifted
ether
born
our
last
line
of
Hydra
de
feds
if
that
dies
we
die
yeah
that
was
a
good
top
tag
for
turn
to
well
that's
even
a
better
top
deck
alright
well
that
was
unfortunate
yeah
okay
bone
it
uh
those
were
the
whole
though
Merry
Christmas
drawers
I
think
for
our
opponent
good
golly
good
golly
thaw
sees
hundred
wide
opponents
got
another
going
odd
man
a
Gorger
to
come
down
on
turn
to
you
and
then
the
fatal
push
yeah
those
were
those
were
max
max
Christmas
drawers
well
good
news
here
is
we
have
tree
and
we
got
triskaidekaphobia
we
need
a
land
to
get
to
them
but
it
could
work
I
don't
know
if
our
in
worst
case
tree
when
we
get
to
it
it's
gonna
be
a
very
good
blocker
so
all
right
Watergate
untapped
spend
some
life
thought
seize
some
opponents
hmm
bone
as
a
Hannah
is
very
land
light
but
powerful
hmm
what
do
we
take
they
can't
interact
with
our
combo
all
right
we're
gonna
take
dress
and
and
just
try
to
combo
off
is
the
plan
tablet
phone
it
passes
I
don't
drown
catacombs
we
do
need
a
land
we
do
need
a
land
ponent
untapped
elvish
mystic
well
field
of
ruin
underworld
connections
we
got
the
combo
can
we
draw
land
to
go
with
it
is
the
question
Pony
on
taps
come
on
dak
give
us
that
lad
so
we
could
play
our
Christmas
tree
and
and
decorate
it
with
a
with
some
fear
there's
lightning
constrictor
opponents
passing
land
that's
not
a
land
well
draw
card
all
right
well
we
did
eventually
hit
the
land
we
will
play
gifted
ether
born
past
the
turn
so
combo
plan
is
still
kind
of
online
just
to
leave
slower
than
we
were
hoping
Beaudette
Oh
scoops
it
up
alright
poni
did
not
hit
there
lads
hmm
well
not
the
most
beautiful
combo
a
game
but
we'll
take
it
I
do
think
we
would
have
won
with
the
combo
if
the
game
continued
cuz
we
could
have
just
played
tree
ponent
presumably
can't
kill
it
triskaidekaphobia
tree
so
I
think
we
were
very
likely
to
win
if
the
game
continued
but
pone
I
just
didn't
have
the
mana
to
continue
yeah
all
right
merry
Christmas
to
you
lands
Groot
about
it
alright
against
the
odds
time
it
is
Christmas
and
we
are
celebrating
the
holiday
by
uh
decorating
our
Christmas
tree
tree
perdition
decorating
it
with
turn
to
frog
hopefully
hopefully
using
that
to
kill
people
so
we'll
see
also
I
mean
triskaidekaphobia
that's
our
backup
ornament
this
is
fine
sadly
we
don't
have
a
swamp
so
all
of
our
lands
are
coming
into
play
tap
but
but
still
we're
not
gonna
ship
it
the
curve
is
good
we
have
the
combo
one
of
them
and
I
mean
we
got
the
Christmas
tree
which
is
the
most
important
thing
for
us
for
our
APO
net
and
mana
ooh
hearts
desire
okay
sure
no
Castle
ah
Queen
goo
I
feel
like
this
might
be
a
good
matchup
for
us
because
tree
of
perdition
Oh
hmm
if
this
is
like
tokens
and
not
and
not
a
like
a
stompy
tag
then
it
might
be
harder
that's
a
lot
of
hearts
desires
holy
sweets
oh
my
god
okay
that
is
a
amazing
amount
of
hearts
desires
well
I
guess
we
play
muta
vault
gifted
ether
born
past
the
turn
c'mon
more
lads
more
lads
to
get
to
our
tree
and
start
the
process
we
are
gonna
have
to
find
a
way
to
deal
one
damage
at
some
point
lovestruck
bees
for
art
if
they
only
end
as
is
tree
land
oh
yeah
all
right
we
will
thought
seize
our
opponent
take
down
protector
and
pass
the
turn
come
on
land
come
on
land
come
on
land
come
on
land
temple
garden
for
our
opponent
tapped
lovestruck
beast
again
combat
big
attack
hmm
let's
just
block
here
drop
to
12
untap
all
right
that's
that
is
muta
fault
so
we
will
play
tree
pass
the
turn
I
mean
worst
case
it's
a
good
blocker
it
stops
love-struck
bees
and
even
stops
Galt
is
maybe
tree
per
dishes
just
like
the
best
card
in
this
format
Bona
attacks
attacks
oh
we
will
block
and
also
block
go
to
14
lovestruck
be
used
well
all
right
I
mean
we're
going
for
it
triskaidekaphobia
go
it's
the
Christmas
tree
gonna
get
it
done
temple
garden
phone
it
combat
attacks
why
don't
we
will
block
with
our
Christmas
tree
go
to
seven
when
it
passes
all
right
up
keep
gain
alive
tree
you
and
game
maybe
we
broke
it
maybe
Christmas
tree
is
just
like
legit
bro
kid
good
God
well
I
guess
we
bring
in
the
two
languages
go
down
a
underworld
connections
and
a
thought
sees
yeah
try
like
that
oh
how
beautiful
how
beautiful
how
beautiful
maybe
tree
for
dishes
just
like
a
somewhat
playable
card
in
Pioneer
it
is
a
Merry
Christmas
indeed
in
a
Christmas
tree
land
boat
it
all
right
show
us
what
you
got
let's
see
this
hand
it
is
hard
for
a
lot
of
decks
to
kill
I
mean
control
can
deal
with
it
and
that
is
probably
a
difficult
matchup
but
well
we'll
keep
this
card
draw
removal
not
particularly
close
to
the
combo
but
also
not
particularly
close
to
you
dying
the
sand
should
do
a
good
job
of
slowing
our
opponent
down
and
hopefully
we
draw
into
the
combo
eventually
for
our
opponent
and
elvish
mystic
um
in
that
case
we'll
just
swamp
and
give
the
elf
a
little
Christmas
Bush
go
ahead
son
Bella
Grove
Lana
we're
elves
mmm
well
let's
thought
seize
take
whisper
would
drown
catacombs
you
and
poet
does
not
have
a
ton
going
on
its
moment
about
it
yet
Sid
does
not
get
in
instead
Cass
if
mr.
rap
da
sure
we
will
gifted
ether
born
around
catacombs
goo
we
kind
of
like
our
opponent
to
use
their
removal
on
gifted
ether
born
so
then
we
can
have
this
underworld
connections
live
another
mystic
opponent
passes
go
to
combat
get
to
even
get
in
yeah
let's
just
ha
yeah
ok
let's
play
tree
kind
of
a
weird
choice
our
Christmas
tree
is
gonna
get
cut
down
by
this
vanishing
light
but
I
love
drawing
cards
so
I
feel
like
I'd
rather
have
underworld
connections
live
at
the
moment
if
I
have
to
choose
because
of
all
we
can
find
another
tree
at
some
point
bone
it
def
mists
in
4/3
um
yeah
we'll
take
it
down
to
12
temple
garden
opponents
out
of
cards
yeah
we
untap
we
will
underworld
connections
our
swamp
draw
card
play
the
land
pass
the
turd
ponent
combat
gets
in
gets
in
alright
let's
block
um
yeah
let's
draw
a
card
first
draw
card
who
are
one
great
merchants
that
could
be
sweet
eventually
let's
play
gifted
ether
bore
and
pass
the
turn
for
our
Bona
there's
a
more
so
I
can
get
back
death
mist
hopefully
it's
not
den
protector
that's
the
scariest
one
ok
let's
let's
do
this
thinner
deck
a
bit
grab
a
swamp
okay
that's
fine
death
mist
gets
back
death
mist
and
this
will
keep
happening
ok
so
we
go
to
combat
attack
gain
some
life
drawcard
feel
the
freeway
blow
up
temple
garden
get
a
swamp
I
don't
know
if
our
opponent
yeah
it
looks
like
they're
not
playing
planes
and
then
we
will
languish
past
the
turn
well
now
we
need
a
tree
and
we
need
our
opponent
not
to
keep
drawing
morphs
because
these
dead
death
miss
raptors
will
keep
returning
to
the
battlefield
hopefully
cutting
our
point
off
white
helps
oh
and
the
GG's
the
tree
comes
through
again
and
this
is
one
of
the
least
likely
Christmas
stories
treatise
Christmas
tree
can
be
stopped
okay
sure
sweet
alright
against
the
odds
time
in
celebration
of
Christmas
we're
playing
the
evilest
Christmas
tree
and
in
magic
some
tree
of
tradition
action
we
even
have
some
ornaments
to
decorate
our
tree
if
our
opponent
is
indeed
playing
this
game
well
okay
we'll
keep
this
we
have
one
of
our
ornaments
pseudo
ornaments
in
triskaidekaphobia
but
no
tree
to
go
with
it
yet
so
i'm
for
our
opponent
and
passes
well
we
will
play
a
watery
grave
tapped
bastard
opponent
muta
volt
and
scrappy
scrounger
more
triskaidekaphobia
Zay
um
I'll
play
me
to
vault
past
the
turn
gonna
need
a
tree
at
some
point
I
think
to
go
along
with
a
to
go
along
with
these
triskaidekaphobia
stone
it
adapts
combat
it's
in
hmm
yeah
let's
let's
kill
it
it'll
be
coming
back
eventually
but
good
for
now
poet
another
scrap
heap
scrounger
and
a
castle
a
clean
well
there's
the
tree
okay
we
got
a
plan
we
got
a
plan
we
got
a
plan
drop
catacombs
festered
can
it
work
can
our
tree
live
does
our
opponent
have
rankle
or
something
to
ruin
our
day
Ponte
goes
combat
yeah
it'd
hurts
us
down
to
17
oh
this
castle
ah
Queens
also
an
issue
isn't
it
we
dropped
a
17
ponent
and
thought
seize
oh
sure
takes
the
tree
and
a
spawn
of
mayhem
well
we're
gonna
need
to
draw
some
some
removal
at
some
point
that
is
removal
I'll
play
the
land
kill
spawn
of
mayhem
although
this
means
scrap
heap
scrounger
gets
to
come
back
Lord
appealed
at
quite
possibly
the
slowest
agro
player
we've
played
against
in
a
minute
or
two
you
may
be
a
bad
internet
connection
or
something
so
far
we've
played
the
game
for
54
seconds
and
our
opponents
up
to
three
minutes
in
45
seconds
thought
it's
gonna
fire
up
the
mutable
get
frisky
hits
us
bludsoe
champion
plays
a
land
well
you
know
we
will
play
Castle
lock
Wayne
play
packrat
and
pass
the
turn
ponens
yeah
these
scrap
heaps
grounders
have
been
pretty
obnoxious
make
another
pack
rat
unfortunately
they're
gonna
have
to
go
on
chump
block
duty
opponent
fires
up
mutable
goes
attackin
well
we
block
me
to
vault
we
drop
to
two
opponents
has
another
blood
another
blood
so
champion
and
thinks
for
awhile
passes
I'll
play
the
land
play
murderous
Rider
past
the
turn
still
not
sure
this
is
gonna
be
able
to
keep
us
alive
here
poet
untappd
plays
a
land
yeah
sadly
we
didn't
get
to
do
tree
things
awkward
laid
this
castle
lock
Wayne
makes
a
makes
our
a
main
tree
plant
a
little
tricky
Sona
thinks
for
a
while
castle
lock
Wayne's
down
to
16
goes
to
combat
attacks
won't
we
need
to
discard
thought
seize
make
a
wrap
block
block
block
stay
at
2
and
when
his
gutter
booms
and
passes
now
gifted
ether
born
it's
not
the
worst
play
gifted
ether
born
you
have
to
ether
borns
actually
pretty
good
play
triskaidekaphobia
um
yeah
I
don't
think
we
can
attack
pass
the
turn
alright
alright
alright
we're
like
stabilizing
ish
but
it
plays
a
lad
they
still
have
a
one
scrap
heap
that
can
come
back
at
the
moment
but
we
have
a
nice
little
wall
of
life
linkers
for
the
time
being
and
Chris
connect
phobia
slow
opponent
draws
oh
boy
oh
boy
oh
boy
that
was
an
interesting
call
by
our
opponent
um
huh
yeah
I
think
we
have
to
gain
a
life
unfortunately
because
our
opponent
I
thought
they
almost
killed
themselves
but
well
ok
triskaidekaphobia
past
the
turn
pony
gets
back
scrap
heaps
croucher
I'll
activate
that
castle
lock
Wayne
activate
that
castle
lock
Wade
activate
it
rotting
registar
activate
it
draw
that
guard
you
know
you
wanna
you
know
you
wanna
protocol's
got
bat
attacks
well
in
that
case
we
will
fire
muta
vault
block
with
me
to
fall
untap
wow
so
close
the
castle
lock
wait
I
can't
believe
we're
not
dead
hmm
murderous
riders
interesting
all
right
past
the
turn
Tony
gets
back
super
rapid
scrounger
discards
their
last
card
mute
to
vault
draws
to
16
one
more
one
more
one
more
draw
don't
it
thought
ceases
well
in
that
case
we
will
murderous
Rider
or
Swift
and
ha
rotting
registar
oh
[ __ ]
bonobos
are
14
put
a
missile
14
it's
happening
it's
happening
Oh
pointy
did
not
take
into
account
the
life
loss
attacks
we
block
oh
we
got
him
we
got
Abba
triskaidekaphobia
oh
my
goodness
oh
my
goodness
it
happened
I
cannot
believe
we're
winning
this
phone
it
yes
ok
triskaidekaphobia
two
of
them
let's
lose
a
life
and
lose
a
life
number
one
wanna
go
13
whoa
whoa
whoa
through
a
castle
lock
laid
I
can't
believe
we
stabilized
whoa
wha
well
we
didn't
hit
the
tree
Cabo
but
was
that
was
relatively
effective
I
will
say
I
guess
we
bring
in
a
couple
languages
and
go
down
hmm
what
do
we
go
down
Layla
the
void
is
also
somewhat
appealing
let's
bring
in
Layla
into
the
void
to
tempted
to
go
down
thoughts
eases
I
think
we
go
down
thoughts
eases
and
go
down
one
underworld
connection
right
like
that
hole
I
cannot
believe
that
that
worked
I
can't
believe
our
point
cast
that
thought
sees
this
and
yeah
I
mean
I
guess
we
keep
it
we
got
our
combos
no
ley
line
no
early
interaction
other
than
a
gifted
ether
born
blood-soaked
champion
yeah
gonna
pass
this
won't
land
and
you
we
are
gonna
need
to
draw
lands
though
for
this
hand
to
actually
work
about
it
untapped
combat
gets
in
sure
thought
ceases
yeah
well
we
needed
that
gifter
gifted
ether
board
without
that
this
hand
is
so
slow
like
insanely
slow
we
just
have
all
the
expensive
cards
and
of
the
of
the
cheap
cards
they
might
not
even
take
it
they
might
just
have
fatal
push
in
hand
and
not
care
but
okay
takes
gifted
ether
borne
hopes
we
don't
draw
lands
yeah
we
don't
draw
a
land
all
right
two
lads
at
a
road
act
two
heads
at
a
row
I
have
faith
in
you
that
you
can
do
it
po
net
combat
gets
in
um
yeah
sure
please
no
spawn
of
Mayhem's
gutter
booms
donut
passes
can
we
draw
land
no
but
we
can't
buy
gifted
either
born
which
if
that
sticks
it
is
good
defense
opponent
come
on
no
fatal
pushes
alright
blood
so
champion
that's
okay
that's
not
a
fatal
push
and
now
gifted
ether
born
guys
holds
down
the
fort
lad
alright
we
will
pass
the
turn
awkward
awkward
awkward
both
of
us
both
players
stuck
out
to
lands
at
the
moment
except
opponents
deck
functions
much
better
on
two
lands
in
ours
I
think
if
they
never
kill
this
gifted
ether
board
things
go
bad
in
a
hurry
bone
it
ghost
combat
Wow
big
attack
when
we
block
a
blood
so
champion
go
to
14
and
then
opponent
just
gets
it
back
night
of
the
ebin
legion
I'll
kill
that
untap
okay
there's
a
land
herb
org
getting
closer
we
still
need
another
one
but
one
more
and
things
become
interesting
wood
trees
of
perdition's
at
triskaidekaphobia
about
it
also
finds
a
land
which
means
they
can
dress
us
which
means
we
will
kill
gutter
booms
takes
triskaidekaphobia
no
attacks
whoa
that's
a
land
okay
well
it
is
officially
tree
time
and
this
also
means
we
get
to
anyway
gifted
ether
born
I
mean
if
there's
one
thing
you
could
say
about
tree
it's
that
it
blocks
for
days
oh
yeah
gates
of
life
past
the
turn
potent
uh
taps
also
survives
languish
which
is
nice
and
actually
kind
of
combos
wid
languish
because
it
lowers
its
toughness
about
it
Wow
kills
interesting
interesting
interesting
we
would
love
a
land
for
we
would
love
a
land
for
this
up
Nick's
list
that's
our
best
draw
no
tree
blocks
opponent
passes
land
alright
land
untapped
play
at
Nick's
list
start
drawing
cards
past
the
turn
actually
our
opponents
pretty
close
to
triskaidekaphobia
life
total
don't
it
on
taps
swamp
wrinkle
master
of
wrinkles
uh-huh-huh-huh
attacks
do
they
go
sir
they
go
it
up
mix
lists
are
you
gonna
go
it
up
Nixle
as
sure
so
I'm
next
to
list
drops
to
three
however
this
language
is
gonna
be
good
yup
a
mixed
list
of
three
ponent
passing
second
language
well
draw
card
with
um
nicholas
oh
oh
hmm
well
step
one
languish
step
two
watery
grave
untapped
past
the
turn
we
found
our
Chrisman
ornament
our
little
froggy
christmas
ornament
that
means
we
can
put
our
point
to
one
another
wrangle
opponent
a
tax
up
Nikolas
well
I
think
we
take
this
opportunity
to
alright
so
how
we
do
this
is
we
will
maintain
priority
activate
tree
of
perdition
and
turn
to
frog
only
goes
to
one
so
close
photo
passes
yes
yes
yes
make
it
a
one
one
Merry
Christmas
opponent
whoa
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
oh
that
was
so
good
Oh
worked
it
worked
against
a
good
deck
oh
my
god
that
was
awesome
well
merry
Christmas
everyone
that's
our
episode
got
it
with
a
Christmas
tree
and
the
ornament
Oh
Lord
oh
all
right
that
was
sweet
so
why
don't
we
learn
this
week
about
the
evil
Christmas
tree
in
Pioneer
and
overall
I
guess
we're
on
the
nice
list
this
year
not
the
naughty
list
because
we
went
forward
one
with
the
sack
with
tradition
our
Christmas
tree
and
turned
to
frogs
and
triskaidekaphobia
the
deck
actually
was
like
surprisingly
good
more
exciting
we
won
most
of
our
games
with
tradition
we
had
a
couple
of
like
random
wins
or
he
just
like
killed
stuff
and
pak-rat
but
for
the
most
part
we
were
either
directly
witty
with
our
Christmas
tree
or
our
opponent
saw
like
the
tree
and
the
Tristan
deco
phobia
and
with
like
scoop
a
turd
before
we
actually
got
to
technically
kill
them
with
it
so
I'm
like
kind
of
surprised
at
how
effective
this
deck
actually
was
we
got
the
kills
combo
kills
on
all
levels
we
got
to
turn
to
frog
kill
my
favorite
color
in
all
of
our
badges
was
when
were
we
had
turned
a
frog
it
had
to
reproduce
out
the
battlefield
we
put
our
part
to
one
on
their
end
step
and
then
just
top
deck
turd
frog
so
we
can
attack
for
one
with
our
tree
by
making
it
lose
defender
nothing
is
better
than
that
that
was
one
of
my
favorite
ones
we've
ever
had
we
had
triskaidekaphobia
skills
we
had
some
amazing
like
stabilization
games
against
aggro
we're
like
almost
at
a
gaining
like
patristic
Agra
phobia
finally
combo
often
win
so
all
around
I
feel
like
this
was
a
very
Merry
Christmas
and
a
happy
holiday
season
indeed
because
did
actually
like
worked
I
figured
this
would
be
Genki
and
pretty
bad
but
tradition
is
in
an
oddly
ok
place
in
the
Pioneer
format
hard
to
kill
for
aggro
decks
impossible
to
kill
for
like
red
based
removal
backs
blocks
everything
like
our
point
could
play
golf
tow
and
tree
perdition
actually
just
like
straight
up
blocks
it
which
makes
it
kind
of
effective
in
a
lot
of
matchups
where
people
are
playing
these
big
green
creatures
and
that
eventually
it
just
comes
up
in
win
us
the
game
so
I
don't
know
what
to
say
it
was
a
Merry
Christmas
in
my
opinion
hopefully
it's
better
Merry
Christmas
and
a
happy
holiday
season
for
all
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that's pretty darn impressive when you think about it eight years in the farm system to finally get the call is worthy of some praise just not what you want from a top five pick Starling bat a 215 with four dingers last season one for each of the players picked ahead of him number seven Luke jokl the 2013 NFL Draft was a bust in and of itself but the Jacksonville Jaguars managed to get up worse than anyone else when they took tackle Luke jokl with the second overall pick the Chiefs took tackle Eric Fisher first and he could probably be considered a disappointment too despite making a Pro Bowl but Joe Cole proved the Chiefs took the raitou lineman in his first four years as a Jag Joe Cole went on IR twice was called one of the worst mind men in the league by PFF and surrendered eight sacks in 2014 Jacksonville declined his fifth year option and the former second overall pick spent a year in Seattle before fading into Perpetual free agency to make matters worse the next tackle taken two spots behind Joe Cole Eagles all-pro Lane Johnson number six Niall Yakupov in the 2012 NHL Entry Draft which is in its entirety is pretty much a joke the Edmonton Oilers really hit the something on the head with their first overall pick Nile Yakupov out of Russia due to the 2012 lockout and problems with eligibility Yakupov didn't get to see any real action until 2013 when he suited up for Edmonton and scored a goal in his second ever game after that well it didn't go so well in his following five seasons with the Oilers blues and Avalanche Yakupov scored just 45 goals between 2013 and 2018 and became the punchline of every joke involving the Oilers and three consecutive number one overall picks hammer meet Niall number five Paxton Lynch fortnight champion NFL bus Paxton Lynch was the Broncos first-round pick in 2016 tapped to succeed Peyton Manning at quarterback in Denver he had all the tools a rocket arm good speed a lot of height and a weird mustache beard combo but he lacked one quality ironically the Broncos went from the hardest worker off the field to one of the works Lynch struggled to grasp the offense and Denver reporter Ben Albright noted that the Broncos wanted desperately for Lynch to put down the controller and pick up the PlayBook didn't happen Lynch failed to beat out Trevor Simeon for a starting job in his first two years getting trotted out for just four games and winning one and famously of course one good cry sesh in Oakland Lynch was cut by the Broncos in his third training camp leading to a stint in Seattle and finally a backup job in Pittsburgh he has proved to be one of the least accomplished first-round quarterbacks ever but worry not he can adjust his own rating in madam number four Jimmer Fredette what's a list of bad draft picks without a special cameo from the Sacramento Kings from the same franchise that brought you Quincy do be Thomas Robinson and George's Papa Yanis the King's greatest worst pick was Jimmer Fredette the Sharpshooter out of BYU Jimmer wasn't god-awful by any means he actually had a season and a half stretch where he shot about 45% from three he just wasn't athletic enough to stay on the court because he couldn't do anything on defense dad and he couldn't create his own shot like in college the worst part was that sach took him one pick ahead of clay Thompson a player who was as good a shot as Jimmer and was this athletic and long enough to become a lockdown defender and of course five picks later the Spurs found a guy named Kawhi Leonard oh well at least the Kings have learned number three Marc Apple the Astros tore down their team in order to rebuild gather assets and parlay them into a sustained winter shooting they did that by drafting guys like Carlos Correia Jose Altuve Alex Bregman and Dallas Keuchel but unlike a trash can Aidid at bat one of their pay was a huge whip with the first pick in the 2013 draft a pick day earned by losing one hundred and seven games the Astros took former Stamford pitcher mark Appel who you might be asking and rightfully so barring a miracle comeback Apple is the third first overall pick to never make the major with a history of injuries troubled with his command and an overall lack of production Apple was traded to the Phillies in 2015 and did not catch on there either as of last year he has stepped away from baseball you know what they say don't let one Apple um screw you you knew that was coming number two Anthony Bennett it's hard to make fun of someone as polite as the average Canadian but in thrashing Anthony Bennett know that we're really trashing the Cavaliers the Cavs lucked into five top five picks in the post LeBron era of 2011 through 2014 and aside from the 2011 class where they used the first overall pick on Kyrie Irving and then the fourth on Tristan Thompson none of them panned out dion Waiters Andrew Wiggins and Anthony Bennett the first overall pick in the 2014 NBA Draft to be fair the 2014 draft was not particularly star-studded but there were far better picks to be made and the Cavs took the worst of the bunch Bennett a 6/8 power forward out of UNLV was picked at the top of a first round that included Victor Oladipo Otto Porter CJ McCollum Stephen Adams and Jana Santana Kubo I said that one right bennett failed to score in the double figures until january of his rookie season emblematic of his struggles and was included alongside Andrew Wiggins in the trade LeBron made to Minnesota that scored Kevin Love for the Cavs one of the major pieces of their 2016 championship okay so maybe we should be making fun of the Timberwolves here Bennett has bounced around from Minnesota to Toronto Brooklyn Turkey and the G League currently a free agent Bennett is widely regarded as one of the greatest busts in history number one Johnny Manziel the Browns traded up to select the Texas A&M Heisman winning quarterback with the 22nd overall pick which is exactly where they took Brady Quinn eight years prior [Music] Manziel was one of the most polarizing picks in recent memories some scouts called him a game-changer others undrafted bull the latter proved to be right by the way the next three quarterbacks taken word Teddy Bridgewater Derek Carr and Jimmy Garoppolo all three have led their teams to the playoffs and one made Erin Andrews blush like Al Davis seeing four for Speed manziel's debut was truly special the Browns handed him the offense in week 15 of the 2014 season and promptly lost 30 to nothing 10 of 18 80 yards two picks and it didn't get much better Manziel in between stints in rehab tossed just seven touchdowns in his NFL career and won just two of his eight starts before getting the boot from Cleveland as a result of domestic violent charges Johnny cleaned up his act and tried his hand in the CFL but was worse throwing five touchdowns and seven picks including four in his very first start before somehow getting banned in Canada and they probably apologized for that by the way Manziel was also selected in the 28th round of the 2014 MLB Draft by the Padres so technically he was a bust in two leagues drafting is hard we know that it also includes a lot of luck but a lot of these picks are indefensible humiliating franchise altering levels of bad so as the 2020s began and teams get better at drafting let us revel in the days when drafting a gamer an addict and worst of all a Canadian could just about ruin your decade well I hope you enjoyed this video please not forget to checked out our sponsor Dr Squatch and visit the link below and get 30% off their best selling pack and free shipping on five points bids and you made it to my next


funding for Schaefer Ellis is provided by Squarespace the sponsor of today's video from websites and online stores to marketing tools and analytics Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business more info at the end of the video so in my Disney Renaissance ranking video I said the following about a whole new world it's flawless in every way it's legitimately one of my top 10 favorite scenes in film history and I could gush about it for ages you know what add this song to the list of video topics that keep insisting I'll make eventually but never do well let's do that now first and foremost I have very little musical training so I'm sorry if I miss identify a musical term or instrument here and there but as a self-proclaimed musical theater aficionado I'd like to express why I think a whole new world perfects the very essence of musical theatre and stands tall as the best disney song ever written I mean it's my favorite at least ya SHINee is God's gift to mankind and all that but a whole new world just does it all and in order to fully describe why I'd like to talk about romantic duets in general romantic duets are among the trickiest songs to get right in musical theater I feel like I want songs are comparatively simple because with those you're just expressing a single character's desires through song these kinds of songs can feel really distinct from one another simply on account of each character's distinct goals and desires Arielle wants to live among humans Simba wants to be king Evan Hansen wants to be seen by others Seymour and Audrey want to get out of Skid Row sometimes the desires expressed in I want songs could be a bit vague and overlap like with Hercules and Pippin but for the most part I want songs or unique expressions of each character's goals and personality but love songs those are actually kind of tricky are you gonna make it about the actual act of falling in love or are you gonna really focus on the desires of the characters and how they both complete each other ideally you want to lean towards column B the ickiest love songs are the ones that are strictly about love without ever delving into who the characters are and how they personally feel about coming together a particularly bad example is love song from Pippin great musical but I thoroughly loathe this song it tells us nothing about what Pippin and Catherine see in each other it's just love now it's important to note that it's totally cool to like these songs if you personally find them catchy or enjoyable I don't but that's just an opinion and anyone could feel differently I personally find a lot of Disney songs catchy enjoyable and gorgeous such as can you feel the love tonight and kiss the girl but wait a minute these songs can I have the same problem don't they the focus is exclusively on the very concept of romance and not the actual characters themselves can you feel the love tonight in particular reeks of this problem and while I personally love it I think it's pretty obvious why so many people tend to hate it would it have been better if Simba and Nala had actually been singing to each other the whole time yes yes it would and that brings me to my next point have you noticed that Disney doesn't really do duets really think about it for a second here a whole new world is the only romantic duet that appears in any Disney Renaissance film every other Disney couple receives a pretty song in the background sung by either another character or God I guess and why does God sound like Phil Collins love is such a strong emotion which is why most popular songs are about love in some form or another and yet Disney the champions of animated musicals never let their characters express their love directly to each other the closest they got outside of Aladdin was one verse each from Simba and Nala and it's bizarre that they don't sing to each other more also there's something there which i legit forgot about cuz it's very short and exclusively takes place within the characters thoughts it's not really an instance of them singing to each other I mean I guess it counts but it's not exactly a stirring example of a duet Disney of course would later rectify this oversight during the 2010 swith to new romantic duets I see the light and love is an open door the ladder of course is just a farce for one of the characters so it's a little unfair to characterize the song as a romantic duet so let's just focus on I see the light it's a phenomenal song easily one of my favorites only brought down a bit by another case of the thinkin's since most of the song plays out in Rapunzel and Eugene's heads it lacks that element of connection and interaction until the very end of the song it makes for a beautiful moment when they do start singing to each other but it's a shame the beginning in the song has them apart but then we have a whole new world the only genuine Disney love duet where the characters are singing to each other the whole time and are also not secretly evil though I guess Aladdin is still lying about his identity but let's not worry about that a whole new world has a ton of points in its favor right off the bat it's about love the strongest thing in the world next to metal dynamite and muscles it's got the benefit of a gorgeous rich blue color scheme and soaring orchestrations that perfectly complement the carpet taking flight it's got lyrics to feel like pure poetry from shining shimmering splendid to an endless diamond sky - I don't know every other lyric they're just perfect the soaring tumbling freewheeling part is also really special because of the part where they're in midair first foot second it's just inspired a whole new world is simply beautiful in every sense of the word and it's hard to argue with that it's a treat for the senses and it outshines every other Disney duet by virtue of its focus on the characters and their connections well I think that's a satisfying enough explanation if you're a fool what do I mean a whole new world was about the two of them connecting they don't even sing about each other till like the very end of the song and even then they're not singing about the qualities they appreciate in one another they're just singing about all the sights on this carpet ride and then saying I'm glad I got to spend this time with you this isn't a song about love and to that I say a whole new world is the perfect love ballad because it is the anti love ballad it's specifically not about Aladdin trying to win Jasmine over by singing about how great she is or what a dashing guy he is it is him connecting with her by finally giving her what she actually desires not romance but adventure this is what jasmine has always wanted a chance to leave the palace and see what lies outside she doesn't want to be tied down by marriage and she hates every suitor that comes her way Prince Holly included but no one understands this not even Aladdin he tries to win her over with the notion of conventional romance cuz he just assumes that's what she wants but that's never been what Jasmine wanted and once a Landin realizes this he offers her a ride on his magic carpet after an amazing callback with the do you trust me line Jasmin climbs on board and has suddenly whisked away as the music crescendos perfectly accompanying the soaring carpet rushing into orbits okay al you got the lady in your car Pitts this is where you complement her and try to be all romantic in song form which is bound to work way better than the dialog form it's love duet time now is when you get all lovey-dovey right in a lesser musical sure but not in one this brilliance the writers understand that in order to forge a true connection between aladdin and Jasmine he has to give her exactly what she craves so he sings I can show you the world the very thing she's wanted to see throughout her entire sheltered life he asks her when she last let her heart decide which is a major source of conflict for her character she never really could and it frustrated her to no end but now she's finally getting the chance all because of him he keeps singing about all the stuff she's wanted out of life a new Fantastic point of view no one to tell her no or where to go all that stuff and you can see it in her eyes just how much wonder and excitement these prospects are giving her it's literally too much amazement for her to comprehend unbelievable sights indescribable feelings during the ride the two of them get to organically interact with a lad and picking her a flower insisting she dare not close her eyes and doing the cute lo Apple thing Jasmine meanwhile gets to finally interact with the world at large petting this horse seeing the sights waving the Egypt guy it's blatantly evident that she is cherishing every one of these moments and that this is without a doubt the best experience of her life and that's just magic there's no better word for it I think the song perfectly summarizes how the journey affects her with the lyric I can't go back to where I used to be she really can't after an adventure this mesmerized this is just one huge triumphant experience for her character and it's also a triumph for a landing because he got to share this journey of a lifetime with the woman of his dreams he's also proven that he's worth something by just being himself doing the whole Apple thing being playful mischievous not playing up the whole print stick at all during the flight he's shown someone that there is more to his authentic self than what they'd initially believed and as the journey winds down finally jasmine and Aladdin are able to connect romantically as they vowed to share this whole new world with each other because Aladdin didn't try to bombard jasmine with romance they organically come together much like earlier in the movie and this is the reason why a whole new world is the best disney song ever written it's built on the foundation of characters naturally coming together not through singing about a simplistic love but by giving each other exactly what they've always wanted a whole new world is not about the romance it's about the journey and that is why it's the most romantic song in Disney history coincidentally that is also why the stage musical and live-action remake completely butcher the song I couldn't figure out why I hated the slower sappy aversions until now they are composed in such a way that draws explicit attention to the romance and that's never been the focus of the song just compare the live-action version to the real movie for a second here [Music] without the crescendo without the fast-tempo without the carpet weaving in and out of the endless diamond sky this song is not a whole new world it's no longer about the journey but the destination the romance that inevitably awaits these characters at the end because we know the story already and these are just repackaged lukewarm adaptations Jasmine's world-changing experience is no longer the focal point of the story even though it should be if this song isn't a lightning-fast journey into the unknown no pun intended cuz frozen to is a joke compared to Aladdin that I'm sorry but you've missed the point of a whole new world entirely enjoy your shitty-ass remake where jasmine sings about an endless diamond sky as the carpet dips towards the water which last time I checked is pretty far from the sky but you know what it's okay because this won't be remembered five years from now while the original iteration of a whole new world will be remembered for generations to come it's an exceptional love ballad with a ton of intelligence majesty and above all hearts poured into every aspect of its composition and presentation it's truly awe-inspiring and I will adore it forever oh my what's that music I hear outside the window hey clear the way for this awesome sight hey bro don't you know that this thing is tight oh come 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killed
him
I
killed
him
I
killed
him
I
killed
him
I
killed
him
holy
[ __ ]
I
killed
him
oh
my
god
I
killed
the
speed
hacker
but
yeah
[ __ ]
Russkies
that
moidhu
back
to
LA
back
to
LA
I
can
start
get
searching
boys
wait
I
have
I'm
a
level
one
account
oh
oh
[ __ ]
I
just
linked
my
password
Oh
No
typical
oh
my
god
oh
my
god
I
should
add
that
up
oh
my
god
dude
I'm
such
a
[ __ ]
idiot
green
yep
urinating
you
think
I
got
the
last
one
[Music]
[Music]
we
guys
okay
[Music]
[Music]
wait
toast
you
didn't
die
[Applause]
[Music]
no
cap
I've
been
on
my
quest
yet
man
I
was
working
on
him
and
then
we
had
twitch
rivals
on
the
show
thousand
for
someone
wanting
Elmo
what
the
[ __ ]
is
this
dude
he
came
to
the
boys
about
my
[ __ ]
leg
yeah
so
maybe
he's
behind
me
I
think
I
just
shot
him
in
the
face
I
did
I
just
dropped
him
friendly
fire
watch
where
you're
shooting
goddamnit
[Applause]
[Music]
let's
go
boys
wait
right
but
yet
you
knew
bill
passed
you
I
know
it
says
this
other
dude
killed
me
what
sooner
all
of
our
shadows
so
I
gots
I
know
if
I
shuttle
soon
everybody's
gone
yeah
my
cardio
I
said
on
Sunday
no
[ __ ]
sad
it's
all
I
got
to
get
to
this
let
X
before
the
hackers
speed
hacks
over
here
oh
never
mind
I'm
late
I
guess
why
is
my
game
a
slide
show
[Music]
[Music]


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with
but
this
year's
fire
season
is
proving
to
be
one
of
the
worst
fires
now
stretch
along
the
entire
New
South
Wales
coast
and
have
since
July
burned
through
2
million
hectares
the
size
of
some
small
countries
and
destroyed
more
than
680
homes
currently
fires
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the
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Sydney
burning
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or
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hundred
and
forty
thousand
acres
with
a
front
of
roughly
60
kilometres
or
37
miles
wide
within
an
hour's
drive
of
Sydney
and
with
temperatures
set
to
rise
again
over
the
coming
weeks
and
fires
burning
beyond
control
the
danger
remains
far
from
over
delivering
a
frightening
light
show
as
crews
desperately
trying
to
put
it
out
the
flames
have
come
dangerously
close
to
properties
right
along
this
road
a
mighty
westerly
sent
flames
roaring
up
the
mountain
racing
towards
homes
for
Ryan
is
expected
at
this
stage
to
be
late
January
early
February
of
any
meaningful
substance
well
it's
like
ripping
your
heart
off
a
that's
how
you
feel
at
the
moment
but
what
you
do
that's
life
news
reports
run
daily
that
highlights
stories
about
people
who
have
lost
their
properties
and
possessions
[Applause]
what
a
few
friends
in
the
fire
lost
all
the
possessions
position
to
nothing
so
people
that
KOAT
I
am
just
scared
no
one
had
a
chance
to
do
much
that
run
wind
just
turned
into
coming
forward
ten
minutes
another
five
minutes
I
probably
wouldn't
be
talking
about
as
well
as
the
damage
done
to
wildlife
finished
and
scorched
a
koala
cries
in
pain
after
being
plucked
from
the
burning
bush
in
Australia
this
is
how
he
first
met
Lois
a
very
lucky
little
guy
who
had
the
good
fortune
of
being
spotted
by
a
rescuer
who
literally
gave
the
shirt
off
her
back
to
save
his
life
a
major
topic
brought
forward
from
these
fires
has
been
the
impact
on
the
environment
it's
naturally
sparked
heated
debates
about
climate
change
pardon
the
pun
here
you
can
see
the
smoke
from
space
it's
even
reached
as
far
as
New
Zealand
with
dust
particles
turning
glaciers
red
and
pink
on
New
Zealand's
South
Island
the
smog
from
the
fires
has
been
so
bad
in
Sydney
that
breathing
the
poor
air
quality
is
like
smoking
a
pack
of
cigarettes
a
day
even
where
we
live
the
smoke
has
been
shocking
and
we're
about
9
hours
drive
from
Sydney
most
days
the
smoke
can
be
seen
from
our
back
balcony
it's
horrible
a
harbour
choking
as
Sydney
lives
through
yet
another
day
of
poor
air
quality
so
with
all
these
environmental
effects
appearing
which
honestly
is
quite
typical
through
any
natural
disaster
of
course
the
situation
has
brought
forth
political
debate
the
Greens
are
using
a
situation
to
their
advantage
as
political
leverage
to
fuel
outrage
towards
our
government
supposedly
of
action
to
combat
climate
change
the
Prime
Minister's
speech
addressing
the
fires
was
criticized
heavily
our
main
thoughts
and
our
prayers
are
with
those
who
have
been
so
directly
and
horribly
impacted
by
these
fires
those
who
have
lost
loved
ones
and
those
who
will
learn
they
have
lost
loved
ones
in
the
not-too-distant
future
and
it
didn't
take
long
for
the
satirical
cartoons
and
memes
to
appear
in
regards
to
his
thoughts
and
prayers
statement
like
there's
something
offensive
about
saying
thoughts
and
prayers
it
is
fair
to
say
how
the
topic
of
climate
change
became
such
a
widely
discussed
issue
in
regards
to
the
bush
fires
people
have
lost
homes
damage
can
be
seen
to
the
wildlife
and
environment
so
the
terrible
loss
manifests
into
questions
of
desperation
and
people
look
for
someone
or
something
to
blame
but
a
topic
you
don't
expect
to
hear
about
in
regards
to
a
devastating
bushfire
is
how
women
are
in
danger
of
men
that
is
male
firefighters
who
are
likely
to
come
back
home
from
the
front
line
and
beat
the
ever-loving
[ __ ]
out
of
their
partners
yes
that's
right
you
heard
me
there's
a
lot
of
women
out
there
who
are
feeling
very
stressed
and
very
concerned
about
their
futures
about
their
children's
futures
I'd
also
like
to
point
out
that
after
a
cataclysmic
event
like
this
domestic
violence
Peaks
and
women
become
extremely
unsafe
when
generally
the
men
return
home
from
the
fires
and
subject
them
to
domestic
violence
but
certainly
research
shows
and
we
know
that
women
are
subjected
to
much
harsher
much
crueler
forms
of
domestic
violence
and
we
need
to
make
sure
that
those
women
are
looked
after
once
the
fires
are
done
can
you
believe
this
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this
repulsive
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right
here
is
Cheryl
moody
an
anti
domestic
violence
advocate
an
all-around
nutjob
she
was
speaking
at
a
press
conference
held
by
greens
party
senator
Larissa
waters
no
doubt
looking
to
score
some
more
greeny
virtue
points
against
the
pollution
loving
climate
change
supervillains
known
as
the
Liberal
government
needless
to
say
this
sparked
its
own
metaphorical
bushfire
it
pissed
a
lot
of
people
off
can
you
believe
if
the
tribe
coming
out
there
from
that
domestic
violence
campaigner
they
hear
that
try
that
absolute
tripe
from
that
woman
yesterday
you
know
suggesting
that
firefighters
were
gonna
go
home
and
built
their
missus
that
was
extraordinary
I've
never
seen
such
a
public
display
of
sheer
bloody
mindedness
and
I
feel
for
every
man
that
volunteers
it's
in
the
fire
ground
because
not
only
are
they
risking
their
lives
they've
been
broadly
now
tired
with
the
domestic
violence
brush
and
I
just
think
it's
untenable
and
it's
embarrassing
and
it's
wrong
absolutely
disgraceful
this
is
what
happens
when
feminist
ideology
infects
your
brain
to
such
an
extent
that
you
are
incapable
of
seeing
the
good
in
men
and
incapable
of
giving
credit
where
credit's
due
these
fire
is
a
local
heroes
and
this
is
so
out
of
out
of
touch
with
community
sentiment
it
does
it
makes
my
blood
boil
Green
Senator
Larissa
waters
was
quick
to
distance
herself
by
releasing
this
statement
the
greens
absolutely
do
not
support
the
statement
made
today
by
Cheryl
moody
but
firefighters
are
responsible
for
an
increase
in
domestic
violence
during
times
of
disaster
waters
added
that
Moody
was
not
affiliated
with
the
party
and
doesn't
speak
for
them
yeah
next
time
I'll
look
more
carefully
into
who
I
invite
to
stand
next
to
me
in
front
of
a
camera
to
campaign
for
political
feminist
virtue
points
it's
kind
of
strange
finding
yourself
in
complete
agreement
with
Pauline
Hanson
the
one
nation
party
leader
known
for
wearing
a
burqa
into
Parliament
and
having
a
crossdresser
write
a
song
about
a
statement
of
not
liking
gays
celebrating
at
Mardi
Gras
how
do
you
react
to
the
gay
Mardi
Gras
which
is
really
a
celebration
of
homosexuality
no
I
don't
like
it
[Music]
Pauline
lashed
out
at
feminists
and
paid
tribute
to
Ozzie
men
describing
us
as
good
honest
and
hard-working
it's
not
often
that
the
dedicated
and
hardworking
men
of
this
country
collectively
get
a
pat
on
the
back
as
they
deserve
so
I'd
like
to
do
that
now
well
done
men
you
deserve
to
be
on
it
I
thank
you
it
is
more
often
that
we
uplift
women
in
this
country
men
are
widely
regarded
as
toxic
that
is
wrong
the
extreme
majority
of
men
are
not
taxed
toxic
they
are
good
they
are
caring
while
the
firefighters
who
are
mostly
males
without
clean
the
boat
the
blazes
we
had
feminists
telling
us
that
after
they
fight
the
fires
no
doubt
exhausted
and
dehydrated
covered
in
sweat
ash
and
soot
and
with
their
skin
singe
from
the
heat
they
go
home
and
beat
their
partners
what
an
idiotic
suggestion
yep
seems
pretty
idiotic
to
me
anyway
that's
all
for
this
video
I'll
see
you
next
time
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