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guys
Fox
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so
yeah
the
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on
Titan
manga
or
almost
there
after
the
delay
but
I
really
want
to
scratch
that
attack
on
Titan
age
so
let's
actually
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today
about
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of
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in
manga
let
me
get
into
all
our
most
of
the
important
unsolved
mysteries
left
that
hopefully
get
answered
by
the
time
that
attack
on
Titan
ends
so
go
ahead
and
give
a
call
so
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up
ring
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and
definitely
feel
free
to
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us
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your
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that
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I
know
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bones
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alright
so
getting
into
it
by
far
I
think
the
biggest
attack
on
Titan
topic
is
the
air
and
mystery
what
exactly
that
aaron
mystery
has
been
has
changed
since
the
time
skip
currently
that
is
a
big
obvious
Dino
Titan
form
aka
Godzilla
Aaron
I
mean
forget
about
anything
else
I
just
want
to
see
how
the
damn
thing
works
all
of
it
they
thought
the
rod
120
meter
Titan
was
huge
move
over
Aaron
just
made
that
thing
it's
[ __ ]
I
mean
looking
at
that
thing
from
the
sign
that
thing
is
a
thick
Titan
them
but
jokes
aside
I
hope
that
thing
actually
looks
pretty
awesome
I
do
have
to
wonder
how
exactly
the
scouts
are
gonna
fight
that
thing
you
know
besides
the
obvious
hey
get
Arman
up
to
the
front
and
then
just
explode
Nuuk
that
thing
about
the
actual
errand
mystery
topic
though
the
hula
tights
and
Rome
events
were
really
revealing
if
there
was
any
question
about
Aaron's
motivation
beforehand
that
should
have
cleared
things
up
for
the
most
part
the
question
after
that
then
turned
into
what
exactly
is
ever
gonna
do
and
yeah
I
could
hear
you
shouting
Jerry
the
calls
Italian
tenants
are
just
gonna
destroy
the
world
but
come
on
is
that
really
gonna
happen
which
really
is
the
question
right
now
this
Aaron
and
by
extension
he
say
am
I
gonna
actually
go
that
route
or
are
we
gonna
get
the
complete
opposite
Paradise
Island
and
the
warrior
group
which
I
only
go
into
his
final
showdown
Aaron
being
the
quote-unquote
villain
figure
for
this
story
in
other
words
pulling
a
Code
Geass
like
several
other
anime
that
already
done
a
similar
ending
I
might
have
to
do
a
whole
of
a
discussion
just
on
vent
so
for
this
big
intro
topic
definitely
post
down
below
which
waned
he
wanted
to
go
aaron
wins
and
destroys
a
whole
world
for
aaron
wins
by
becoming
the
sacrificial
figure
next
unresolved
mystery
his
story
uh
you
had
queen
her
story
being
revealed
as
being
pregnant
like
what
one
or
two
years
ago
of
course
more
important
to
Tecna
Thunder
fans
were
really
wondering
who
exactly
the
father
for
that
what
was
it
Aaron
was
it
vlog
was
it
horse
boy
Armin
I
have
seen
a
lot
of
young
both
camps
of
this
equation
those
of
you
that
really
want
Aaron
a
hooker
with
Astoria
or
confirm
being
the
baby
daddy
and
then
the
opposite
a
good
chunk
of
you
that
are
highly
against
us
that
Aaron
should
end
up
would
that
one
Ackerman
unfortunately
this
has
been
one
of
those
topics
that
I
think
has
just
been
unanswered
for
such
a
long
time
I
think
I
may
feel
different
once
the
actual
review
is
made
but
right
now
I
just
want
the
damn
thing
to
be
answered
so
for
the
historia
baby
topic
could
he
want
the
father
to
be
Aaron
some
nameless
farmer
dude
which
once
again
that
scene
got
removed
an
attack
of
that
in
season
three
although
I
guess
you
can
always
put
that
back
in
be
a
flashback
also
sign
thing
about
there's
the
actual
baby
there's
been
so
many
theories
circling
around
this
baby
you've
heard
my
in
on
this
via
my
attack
a
fine
of
finality
videos
part
of
this
goes
back
to
that
final
panel
that
they
say
Emma
showed
almost
guarantee
need
to
be
his
story
as
child
next
attack
on
Titan
mystery
the
Asian
nation
slash
Asian
bloodline
from
this
topic
I've
been
getting
in
the
sense
that
a
lot
of
the
attack
on
Titan
fans
don't
really
care
too
strongly
one
way
or
another
which
ultimately
goes
back
to
what
exactly
kiyomi's
Roe
is
gonna
be
in
the
attack
finale
pour
this
goes
back
to
Mikasa
buying
the
extension
of
her
Asian
blood
side
or
her
Asian
family
it's
part
of
some
type
of
royalty
if
I
do
want
to
be
honest
this
was
actually
one
of
those
subplots
that
I
always
felt
was
kind
of
forced
like
that
we
need
to
make
Micasa
someone
special
sure
he
could
have
just
left
at
us
Mikasa
being
related
to
some
people
in
that
other
nation
but
no
she's
part
of
this
royalty
and
if
you've
been
watching
my
attack
on
Titan
videos
for
a
while
you
know
my
thoughts
on
Mikasa
I
just
want
ISA
I'm
gonna
[ __ ]
do
something
with
her
come
on
I
really
want
to
see
me
cause
I
got
some
further
growth
and
development
I
mean
Annie
already
returned
and
it
feels
like
Annie
has
gotten
more
than
her
anyway
next
topic
the
Ackerman
bloodline
hey
something
else
that
me
concepts
related
to
recently
I
was
finally
able
to
put
a
Nachman
video
together
that
I've
been
wanting
to
do
for
quite
a
while
I
really
think
some
of
the
discussion
and
theories
in
that
video
are
eventually
gonna
come
true
I
think
the
biggest
thing
that
we
got
out
of
the
Ackerman
was
when
Aaron
gave
that
info
island
during
that
family
talk
the
question
that
becomes
when
and
hell
will
this
information
actually
come
into
play
right
now
we
still
have
two
ackerman
on
the
board
if
anything
you
say
my
could
further
uses
to
flesh
out
Levi
in
some
way
perhaps
some
Ackerman
reveal
in
his
final
moments
if
Levi
were
to
die
or
you
could
actually
ship
that
to
the
other
Ackerman
Mikasa
I
could
see
some
type
of
scenario
where
Levi's
ultimately
dies
which
then
makes
me
cause
I
have
like
this
otro
instinct
Ackerman
mode
in
other
words
this
huge
power
of
which
honestly
they
may
need
by
the
way
I
still
think
that
the
whole
previous
talk
about
the
founding
Titan
being
able
to
manipulate
LD
and
Bonnie's
plus
the
Ackerman
bloodline
will
very
likely
be
a
piece
that
serves
as
how
this
whole
LD
an
issue
gets
resolved
next
up
a
more
general
topic
the
true
Titan
history
so
far
the
attack
on
Titan
story
has
had
so
many
unreliable
narrators
some
of
the
most
telling
part
has
been
stuff
from
the
Titan
realm
during
the
yamir
flashback
no
doubt
about
it
which
is
why
I'm
really
hoping
that
somewhere
hopefully
sooner
than
later
we
get
something
else
similar
to
that
what
I'm
really
curious
about
is
the
great
Titan
war
or
some
of
this
other
Titan
history
events
that
we
have
heard
about
but
that
obviously
have
been
warped
in
some
way
or
another
either
via
Ella
Dean's
or
Majerle
propaganda
next
up
Paradise
Island
for
this
I
also
do
have
to
bring
in
the
ice
birthstone
topic
at
this
point
it's
been
around
1
or
2
years
since
there's
been
that
flashback
where
there
was
a
reveal
the
founding
titan
or
king
supposedly
hid
something
under
the
island
something
related
to
titan
powers
from
whatever
that
was
resulted
in
the
ice
first
stones
at
least
par
that
did
so
right
now
there
is
a
question
about
why
exactly
the
king
did
then
why
am
Paradise
Island
was
it
before
or
after
they
migrated
over
and
then
of
course
you
have
the
natural
resource
the
ice
first
stone
some
Titan
oil
I
think
for
the
most
part
the
question
about
what
the
iceberg
stones
will
play
in
the
future
has
been
solved
although
for
this
I'm
thinking
is
there
more
to
this
where
these
ice
/
stones
created
intentionally
or
is
it
just
as
byproduct
of
the
king
trying
to
do
something
else
what
exactly
is
under
the
island
what
makes
me
more
curious
is
that
you
didn't
have
that
Titan
crystal
cave
back
in
the
taiga
Thunder
season
3
I
do
have
a
strong
suspicion
that
was
foreshadowing
something
and
except
sticking
with
Paradise
Island
looking
at
the
titan
forest
if
he
recall
back
in
to
talk
about
in
season
1
he
had
these
giant
as
trees
for
some
reason
on
the
island
they
existed
in
specific
parts
of
the
island
the
trees
were
around
80
metres
or
so
I
don't
know
maybe
I'm
overthinking
it
but
I
always
found
these
things
to
be
very
suspicious
to
be
fair
I
do
believe
trees
can
actually
grow
to
that
height
normally
especially
in
Europe
but
when
I
saw
these
I
always
thought
Oh
kalasa
Titans
just
bigger
but
actually
what
reviewed
my
interest
in
these
trees
is
of
course
whatever
hell
that
tree
was
in
that
yamir
flashback
that
Titan
tree
being
aggressive
or
The
Tree
of
Life
I
wouldn't
be
disappointed
of
these
things
don't
come
into
play
again
but
I
do
think
these
things
are
connected
somehow
not
to
mention
the
whole
thing
about
the
Titus
being
connected
to
plants
in
some
way
an
accept
the
curse
of
Amir
after
becoming
a
Titan
shifter
you
have
13
years
a
near
13
happy
deathday
alright
so
for
this
I
do
want
to
get
a
confirmation
about
a
couple
things
first
off
just
reading
to
come
is
that
a
lot
of
you
post
here
I
know
there's
a
good
chunk
of
you
that
don't
believe
this
is
real
or
that
it
only
affects
a
royal
blood
family
I
always
thought
that
for
the
world
blood
family
there
are
the
ones
that
experience
had
rapid
aging
and
of
course
there's
always
been
a
question
about
Oh
does
your
timer
resent
or
does
it
just
stack
on
if
you
keep
on
eating
Titan
shifters
which
are
really
come
in
handy
for
Aaron
right
now
on
the
other
hand
a
new
piece
for
this
this
came
about
via
the
young
flashback
the
question
about
why
the
number
was
13
either
because
she
became
a
Titan
at
13
years
old
or
died
13
years
later
or
should
I
say
got
killed
13
years
later
I
think
most
the
tangka
Thunder
fans
are
satisfied
with
that
the
new
topic
is
whether
there
still
is
even
a
curse
of
Amir
since
little
humor
shouldn't
even
be
in
a
Titan
realm
right
now
and
if
this
whole
concept
is
still
around
after
the
whole
tights
room
Fiasco
Erin
should
have
full
control
of
this
whole
situation
potentially
even
being
immune
to
this
if
it
still
does
exist
and
accept
the
attacking
tenant
end
game
couples
mana
see
attack
on
Titan
isn't
that
serious
you
should
be
launching
only
for
Romans
but
I
know
a
lot
to
be
heavier
favorite
couples
for
the
attack
offend
in
serious
how
this
comes
in
play
for
the
finale
of
course
the
obvious
first
one
is
who
exactly
did
historia
rub
Bonnie
parts
with
to
make
a
baby
and
then
the
most
recent
one
you
had
that
John
flashback
or
actually
I
should
say
Jean
and
dream
slash
alternate
reality
type
of
things
there
you
saw
the
stealing
with
someone
that
looked
very
much
like
Mikasa
so
could
that
have
been
Issei
yama
foreshadowing
some
of
this
stuff
going
forward
perhaps
even
testing
the
waters
and
I
know
a
good
chunk
of
your
thinking
who
cares
who
hooks
up
with
who
in
the
attack
on
that
and
finale
but
I'm
telling
you
I've
actually
seen
this
more
than
a
few
times
on
my
videos
that
if
X
or
Y
couple
does
not
happen
the
atanga
Thunder
finale
would
be
totally
ruined
for
them
scratch
that
not
the
finale
but
the
whole
series
which
of
course
I
think
is
extreme
but
maybe
there's
more
of
you
than
actually
think
like
those
of
course
besides
Aaron
Horse
Floyd
Astoria
you
do
have
some
attack
of
that
in
fans
I
want
to
see
you
leave
I
ultimately
end
up
with
hunting
in
some
manner
for
the
dozens
of
Gabbi
fans
people
want
to
see
her
with
Falco
but
how
about
the
other
attack
of
hadn't
single
ladies
we
still
have
any
hopefully
she
survives
there's
peak
although
I
don't
think
we're
gonna
see
anything
with
that
likewise
for
Yelena
I
don't
know
I'm
super
curious
about
this
topic
do
you
care
or
do
you
think
of
a
certain
ship
does
not
happen
for
the
finale
with
this
series
to
be
ruined
for
you
switching
to
a
different
mystery
I've
always
wondered
which
is
actually
the
districts
on
Paradise
Island
some
of
you
are
gonna
be
like
what
the
hell
is
he
talking
about
what
I'm
talking
about
are
the
four
districts
within
the
three
walls
I'm
not
gonna
hold
my
breath
on
this
but
I'm
curious
as
to
whether
he's
a
Yama
sometime
later
on
is
actually
gonna
give
some
reason
for
them
the
in
story
early
reason
for
the
districts
was
that
they
were
meant
to
attract
Titans
but
of
course
three
attack
Athenian
seasons
later
you
know
that
the
king
wouldn't
have
even
gave
a
damn
about
any
external
Titans
in
other
words
he
had
these
districts
being
created
for
the
purpose
of
supposedly
attracting
Titans
which
was
not
an
issue
at
the
time
I
guess
you
might
be
able
to
argue
that
the
king
foresaw
into
the
future
eventually
seeing
morally
dumping
a
bunch
of
Titans
onto
the
island
I'm
actually
thinking
it
might
be
one
of
those
story
details
that
he
same
I
hadn't
fully
decided
on
yet
in
other
words
the
districts
made
sense
back
in
Attica
thought
in
season
one
by
the
time
that
the
base
member
for
you
happened
not
so
much
I
might
be
one
of
the
only
people
still
thinking
about
those
anyway
switching
to
a
more
juicy
topic
the
Eren
rage
mode
or
that
berserk
mode
at
the
end
of
a
tactile
in
season
one
so
I've
touched
on
this
before
that
he
Simon
has
not
directly
commented
on
it
I
do
bring
this
up
for
two
reasons
back
in
that
attack
without
new
season
one
finale
you
had
that
line
from
that
berserk
mode
about
destroying
the
whole
world
which
very
much
speaks
volumes
for
stuff
happening
in
the
current
attack
upon
the
story
then
reason
to
we've
had
that
attack
assigning
cover
in
Phase
shot
of
Aaron
that
are
not
completely
the
same
but
very
much
resemble
whatever
was
in
that
attack
upon
in
finale
so
is
that
going
to
ever
be
explained
fully
I
would
give
massive
credit
to
saying
on
if
he's
actually
gonna
tie
that
back
in
in
other
words
make
the
enemy
only
berserk
won't
canon
for
the
story
next
up
Gaby
unsurprisingly
right
now
Gaby
may
be
the
most
hated
attack
Italian
character
which
actually
does
make
me
wonder
ooh
it
does
feel
like
he's
a
mess
saving
some
important
rule
for
this
character
she
is
very
much
the
female
Aaron
in
one
of
my
recent
attack
on
Titan
videos
I
actually
went
over
how
he
say
I'm
on
drew
of
female
Aaron
it's
basically
Gabby
and
no
I'm
not
saying
they're
completely
the
same
character
the
similarities
between
the
two
have
brought
up
the
question
about
whether
the
Gabby's
either
gonna
have
some
important
role
which
I
mentioned
for
example
either
taking
out
Aaron
or
potentially
being
the
next
attack
Titan
Gabby
eating
Aaron
I
desperately
hope
I
never
see
Gabby
being
a
huge
reason
why
the
scouts
in
Paradise
Island
when
in
this
story
is
also
something
I'm
not
too
much
of
a
fan
of
definitely
chimed
in
below
for
this
next
up
from
worse
to
the
best
Levi
alright
so
he
mad
at
least
strongest
or
should
I
say
just
the
strongest
in
the
actual
story
of
course
he
say
I'm
a
nerf
Tim
temporarily
but
he's
back
in
the
story
it's
practically
guaranteed
that
leave
us
gonna
have
some
huge
role
for
this
finale
the
question
now
becomes
what
exactly
that's
going
to
be
or
to
be
more
specific
what
is
the
Vice
feint
going
to
be
just
give
in
to
the
end
result
Levi
potentially
dying
in
this
series
and
then
what
exactly
is
gonna
be
the
fan
reaction
to
that
we've
already
had
so
many
people
freaking
out
about
this
the
time
that
Levi
went
boom
I
still
do
believe
that
he
say
I
could
take
out
Levi
in
such
a
way
that
wouldn't
piss
off
fans
unfortunately
there
will
be
at
least
a
chunk
of
fans
that
won't
let
that
go
so
let
me
toss
a
question
to
you
what
you
leave
I
say
be
at
the
end
some
grand
sacrificial
death
potentially
either
Aaron
Hurley
when
to
survive
and
get
that
tea
shop
one
day
switching
to
a
different
Ackerman
Micasa
specifically
Mikasa
at
the
start
of
the
attack
on
Titan
manga
you
had
that
one
panel
saying
see
Aaron
because
I
hear
missing
her
scar
I'm
more
curious
as
to
whether
this
is
gonna
come
back
into
the
story
since
it
wasn't
included
in
the
enemy
if
it
does
come
back
the
scar
situation
might
be
explained
by
some
acraman
healing
that
needs
some
conditions
to
actually
activate
or
Mikasa
just
not
having
the
scarf
may
be
something
that
I
am
I
hadn't
decided
until
later
except
Titan
shifters
and
Titan
memories
you've
heard
my
very
fun
theory
about
this
regarding
royal
blood
potentially
unlocking
some
special
deals
c4
Titan
memories
in
story
supposedly
blood
relations
play
a
huge
part
in
news
I
am
curious
about
whether
we
say
him
is
going
to
mostly
explain
this
or
100%
confirm
it
I
got
a
feeling
this
is
going
to
be
answered
in
some
guidebook
somewhere
then
I
almost
forget
about
Zeke
I
know
some
of
you
guys
think
the
guy's
already
dead
the
Beast
Titan
has
been
such
an
important
player
you
say
Emma's
not
gonna
kill
him
off
like
that
either
he
got
steamed
road
by
the
Eren
Titan
he's
somewhere
in
the
Titan
realm
or
he
might
be
hitching
a
ride
on
the
errand
Titan
I
know
Levi's
is
still
very
much
interested
in
Zeke
but
after
the
Titan
rum
stuff
Zeke's
major
role
in
the
story
might
be
mostly
done
then
of
course
the
big
one
yamir
and
that
aggressive
Titan
tree
before
that
whole
Titan
roam
flashback
part
of
me
actually
wanted
the
whole
Titan
origins
to
be
left
vague
beforehand
he
had
three
popular
situations
Nemer
got
some
divine
powers
Damir
made
a
deal
with
the
devil
or
the
then
it
kind
of
ended
up
being
yamir
just
found
some
organic
material
I
would
have
actually
been
fine
if
they
showed
you
Mir
going
into
the
tree
then
boom
Titan
the
problem
is
that
once
she
got
into
the
actual
Titan
tree
you
had
that
weird
parasite
looking
hentai
looking
thing
attaching
itself
to
yamir
unfortunately
with
that
I
think
you
saying
my
has
to
give
more
information
about
it
like
what
even
was
this
tree
was
it
just
there
from
the
very
beginning
there's
just
a
magical
divine
thing
that
happens
to
exist
in
the
attack
I
thought
in
the
world
is
this
tree
still
around
cuz
if
it
is
it
wouldn't
matter
what
aaron
does
potentially
someone
could
just
fall
in
again
and
then
boom
you're
back
to
titans
so
this
is
the
big
topic
besides
to
[ __ ]
aaron
situation
would
you
like
this
home
magical
mystical
titan
tree
to
be
fully
explained
or
should
he
say
my
just
stop
it
right
there
I'm
super
curious
to
see
what's
more
popular
at
the
end
of
the
day
I'm
betting
that
a
lot
of
questions
here
you
know
a
lot
of
the
mysteries
you
want
answers
to
are
not
gonna
get
something
concrete
if
ISA
emma
does
touch
on
them
I
would
bet
a
bowl
of
ramen
that
he's
Amos
is
going
to
answer
a
lot
of
this
unfortunately
that
will
be
later
after
the
series
is
over
but
definitely
some
changes
in
the
attack
Italian
enemy
is
some
official
attack
Italian
guidebooks
or
interviews
long
after
the
series
is
done
let's
just
hope
it
doesn't
turn
into
this
JK
Rowling
situation
could
you
imagine
you
same
I
just
tweeting
out
random
attack
on
Titan
in
facts
actually
now
that
I
think
about
it
that
would
be
fun
just
don't
go
the
extreme
route
by
the
way
definitely
give
crunchyroll
a
shot
and
I
do
appreciate
them
sponsoring
during
these
uncertain
times
and
yes
I
do
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I've
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so
you
can
start
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whole
set
man
to
me
right
now
oh
so
do
let
me
know
which
enemy
are
you
currently
watching
and
yes
I
do
read
the
comments
so
who
knows
I
may
give
your
fun
bits
a
heart
if
you
share
your
anime
with
me
anyway
hope
you
enjoyed
this
and
if
you
did
smash
that
like
I
do
want
to
do
more
of
these
fun
attack
abundant
videos
that
don't
take
20
or
40
hours
to
make
hopefully
a
Tangletown
in
season
4
does
not
get
delayed
definitely
check
out
my
recent
juicy
attack
on
Titan
video
and
my
video
on
terror
of
God
I'm
sure
YouTube's
gonna
send
you
them
and
I'll
see
you
guys


[Music] I've been playing around with a really amazing it's a map of the solar system recently I got really curious and I started to zoo me out well past the solar system and deep into the night sky and this kind of blew my mind we have mapped these stars that are so far away from us light-years away and yet here they are on this map somehow positioned in space this seems impossible to me how is it that we're able to from this little speck of dust look up and somehow gauge how far away things are like this one specific star how do we know that this is eight hundred and sixty four point three light-years away I mean that's like eight quadrillion kilometers it's insanely far the story of how we did this how we measured the distance to these incredibly faraway objects in the sky it's a story of people looking up and asking questions and in the process creating a map of the heavens in the old days people knew about the planets but they thought the stars were in some sort of vault of heaven just a bit further away than the planets so mapping the night sky this is a big topic let's start small first the stuff close to us how do we know how far Jupiter is and the moon and all of that from here the methods get trickier and trickier the further away you get but for now the solar system measuring the distance the planets is relatively easy because we see the planets move we see them spin around the Sun and we can observe their behavior over the course of decades and generations and record that after a lot of observation we realized that the planets go around the Sun and they go in this kind of elliptical shape they don't go like in a perfect circle you can then observe that the planets start moving quicker the closer they are to the Sun because of gravity gravity pulls it in and whips it around observing the planets and how they move around the Sun allowed one very smart german astronomer who apparently exclusively ate with chopsticks I'm kidding I know they're not chopsticks okay it's just a joke it's actually just like a compass hahaha anyway this guy Johannes Kepler used his chopsticks to measure all of this movement how the planets moved he plotted it and he came up with some really savvy equations and ratios and laws that gave us the average distance to each planet suddenly the night sky went from 2d to 3d for the first time which gave us a place a physical place relative to all these planets floating around the Sun okay but this is child's play when it comes to measuring distances in space these planets are like our next-door neighbors so now let's step into the big leagues and talk about how we started to map stars and their distance from Earth for the stuff that's not orbiting the Sun that's really far away we can use a concept called parallax wait a minute parallax parallax sounds strangely familiar when talking about physics and space it was alright and it was said that but he goes by the pseudonym parallax that's that great name ok no no not that parallax the pseudo scientist from the 1800s I'm talking about the scientific concept parallax is a concept that says that if you're observing something far away and you shift your position relative to that far away thing the far away thing will look slightly different relative to the background ok so let's say we're looking up at the night sky and we want to know how far away this star is remember that Earth is always floating around the Sun at any given time which is moving us in space so if we observe this star in May and then wait six months till November and observe that star again we've now gained a new perspective on the star and what it looks like relative to its background this gives us an angle that we can use to calculate this distance what we don't know is this value this is the distance this is what we're looking for but we do know a few things we know this distance because it's just the distance from Earth to the Sun which happens to be 149 million kilometers or one astronomical unit so this distance times two and then we also know this angle up here because we measured it from two different perspective thanks to the wizardry that is trigonometry we can use this distance and this angle to determine what this distance is this works really well and it's allowed us to measure the distance to a lot of stars but remember that a key ingredient to this whole parallax thing is the slight shift in perspective between the first angle and the second angle as you start to measure things that are further and further away this angle becomes slider and slider until eventually it becomes impossible to discern it's so minuscule the perspective shift that you can't actually detect it so there's a limit to how far parallax goes with our earth-based telescopes we've been able to perceive the angle enough to where we can see things that are about 300 light-years away I mean that is way bigger than like the things that are close to us in the solar system but it's still a tiny number compared to like the galaxy or the universe luckily we have fancier tools like this guy that have really good technology for detecting these slight angle differences from tooten perspectives of a star and that's allowed us to observe and measure the distance to stars that are up to 3,000 light years away way further out okay so here's where we're at with Kepler's fancy equations watching the planets move around the Sun we've been able to measure the distance to planets with parallax we've been able to measure the distance to stars that are really far away and get a 3d map of our galactic neighbors but we're still not really scratching the surface of the distances that exist in the universe so how do we do that [Music] this is where it starts to get kind of crazy and tricky and weird and I'm gonna do my best to explain this in a way that comes through so here we go one of the major methods for measuring the distance to super far away stars and galaxies was pioneered by a computer at Harvard in 1912 what a computer in 1912 yeah that's what I said a computer at Harvard in tanking but computers were invented no to the 1950s but computers in 1912 looked like this this is a group of women who worked in Harvard's Astronomy Department in the early 1900's their job title was literally computers meaning someone who executes predetermined logical calculations on large inputs of data Harvard astronomers were taking loads of photos of the night sky with their new fancy telescopes the images came out like this glass plates with photos of the night sky developed on them the computers were tasked with looking at each of these plates and naming and classifying the Stars by their brightness and their type they were basically creating a 2d map of the sky they didn't know how far away they were they just were classifying their position in the night sky relative to our perspective on earth at the time a lot of legit astronomers figured that what was in our galaxy was all there was to the universe we had no idea of knowing how far away some of these objects were so we just figured that maybe everything is somewhat close by in our galaxy one of these computers was named Henrietta she was assigned to focus on one big cluster of stars in the night sky and to look at and classify those stars she documented thousands of stars but was bothered by this one question if you look up at the night sky and you see a super bright star is it super bright because it's a big bright star or is it super bright because it's just close by by the same token if you see a really dim star does that mean it's just really really far away and it's actually a big star that's super bright or it's actually just a small dim star we really had no way of knowing because again they had no idea how far away these objects were that they were measuring she was looking at this one part of the night sky this one cloud of stars she didn't know how far away that cloud was but she figured all the stars were about the same distance from her and she noticed that some of these stars were pulsating they were getting brighter and dimmer brighter and dimmer and they were doing it at a strangely consistent rate if one of the stars took four days to get brighter and it took four days to get dimmer and four days to get brighter it would stick to that pattern that period over and over again very reliable very consistent you may be wondering what does this have to do with mapping the night sky we're getting there so Henrietta decides to make a graph to start to plot every one of these stars that are pulsating and determine if there's any sort of pattern on one axis she put how long it took for the Stars cycles to go from bright to dim maybe it was two days maybe it was five days maybe it was ten days remember that each of these stars were showing a very consistent pattern of sticking to their cycle on the other axis she plotted how bright they were at each of these phases at their dimmest and at their brightest point so you've got brightness on this side and you've got how long it takes for this pulsating to happen on this one so let's say she sees a star she sees that it takes two days for it to go from dim to bright and then two more days to go from right to dim and then at its dhimmis point it's brightness value is down here and at its brightest point it's more like up here so this is what an entry would look like for one of these stars that she's observing she did this for a bunch of stars night after night and she started to see a pattern what this graph tells us is that stars that have a really long cycle going from dim to bright let's say they take like ten or twenty days to do that those stars are overall really bright they're probably big they have more energy whereas the opposite is true stars that pulsate really quickly that maybe just take a day or a half a day to go from dim to bright dim to bright those stars are actually overall much dimmer potentially small not actually as bright and intense as these stars that take a really long time to do their cycle so now if you look at the night sky and you see a really dim star let's say you don't know if it's dim because that's just a really small star or it's dim because it's really really really far away and it's actually a super bright star but it's just super far away from our perspective so it looks dim but now with Henrietta's formula you could look at the pulsating of that star and if it's pulsating really slow taking ten days to go from dim to bright and bright to dim then you can be sure that that's actually a really big bright star that just looks dim to us because we're super far away from it this gave astronomers a yardstick that they just didn't have before to observe and understand the distance to stars that were way way outside of the previous tools that we had to measure distance it took another swath of the cosmos and took them from 2d to 3d [Music] soon after Henrietta Leavitt discovered this amazing relationship a man by the name of Edwin Hubble famous astronomer decided that he wanted to use this to settle the grand debate on whether or not the galaxy was all there was to the universe he had been looking up at the sky and been seeing this kind of fuzzy cluster of stars that he didn't really understand was it close was it far away Hubble was able to pick out one of the stars in this cluster and look at how it pulsated using Henrietta's formula it became very clear to Hubble that this little fuzzy dot in the sky was very far away way outside of our galaxy this settled the debate about whether or not our galaxy was the entire universe or not that little fuzzy spot in the sky that Hubble was looking at turned out to be the end dromeda galaxy it was a groundbreaking discovery all made possible because Henrietta Leavitt formula and at the time Hubble estimated that it was probably around 700 thousand light years away we've since honed that estimate - more like 2.5 million light years away and now using the telescope that bears Hubble's name we've been able to observe that there aren't just a few galaxies outside of our own but billions okay that's it that's the answer to my question that's how I'm able to zoom around the solar system and the galaxy using this computer program the methods I talked about here are kind of the main building blocks of measuring distance in space we're continuing to push the bounds on this there are now methods for measuring the distance to all sorts of types of galaxies all sorts of types of distances and we continue to build out a map of the night sky in 3d and I'm really grateful for that honestly I'm grateful for the pioneers who put their minds to giving us perspective because it allows me to see where I live in the cosmos and what kind of space I occupy in the night sky and for some reason that perspective knowing where the stars are knowing how far away they are just kind of has engrained itself into my mind and allowed me to keep perspective as I live my day to day life anyway that's that thanks for watching also I want to thank Squarespace for sponsoring this video Squarespace is really easy to use place where you can build a website or a portfolio or an online presence of any kind I am currently rebuilding my portfolio and website using Squarespace I'm learning a ton about these features and how useful they are there are really easy to use beautiful templates that allow you to get a website up in minutes but then in addition to just like hosting and websites Squarespace gives you integration with all sorts of things that make running an online business easier and better like email marketing campaigns and of course integration with social media platforms all of the tools you need to build out a beautiful-looking online presence and to do it without a ton of work Squarespace is giving a discount to anyone who goes to my unique URL squarespace.com slash Johnny 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a
foreign
oil
they're
low
on
torque
and
maybe
a
cat
seals
for
breakfast
so
why
is
the
rotary
engine
so
beloved
by
gearheads
and
what
the
[ __ ]
is
an
apex
sealed
well
today
we're
gonna
find
out
[Music]
let's
go
over
how
they
work
let's
do
some
history
talk
about
the
pros
and
cons
and
why
they
rule
even
though
they
really
shouldn't
it's
time
to
do
a
deep
dive
on
the
rotary
hey
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comparing
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rotary
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pretty
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in
it
anymore
here's
basically
how
it
works
the
rotor
itself
is
a
triangle
with
rounded
size
called
a
raloo
triangle
aka
the
Dorito
it
spins
around
an
eccentric
crankshaft
that
runs
through
the
middle
of
an
oval-shaped
housing
it's
not
a
true
oval
though
it's
called
it
at
the
trow
point
each
point
of
the
rotor
has
a
little
thingy
in
it
and
those
are
the
infamous
apex
eels
they
create
three
sealed
pockets
of
air
against
the
inside
edge
of
a
housing
because
of
the
shape
of
the
housing
those
pockets
get
smaller
or
larger
depending
on
where
the
rotor
is
as
the
space
expands
air
and
fuel
gets
sucked
in
through
the
intake
port
then
as
the
rotor
moves
further
along
it
compresses
the
mixture
on
the
other
side
of
the
housing
you
have
your
spark
and
combustion
and
then
that
explodey
pocket
of
air
gets
pushed
around
to
the
ah
sport
for
every
three
turns
of
the
crankshaft
the
rotor
makes
one
complete
circuit
around
the
inside
of
the
housing
German
engineer
Felix
Wankel
came
up
with
the
original
idea
for
a
piston
lyst
engine
in
1919
his
first
version
called
the
dkm
had
both
a
spinning
housing
and
a
spinning
rotor
and
made
21
horsepower
which
wasn't
the
best
idea
the
second
version
called
the
kkm
was
reworked
by
Hans
GTO
Pasha
to
have
a
stationary
housing
with
only
the
rotor
spinning
around
inside
that
was
the
ticket
and
that's
how
they're
all
designed
now
the
kkm
prototype
was
so
simple
smooth
and
quiet
that
other
manufacturers
rushed
to
licensed
attack
from
an
SEO
the
1964
NSU
Spyder
was
the
first
production
car
to
be
powered
by
a
rotary
it
was
a
tiny
engine
with
only
a
single
rotor
it
was
in
the
back
so
there
was
room
for
both
a
bunk
and
a
trunk
it
looked
great
revved
high
and
had
more
power
than
competition
so
it
should
have
done
well
right
well
instead
it
tanked
the
apex
eels
didn't
work
right
and
the
rotor
was
scarring
the
inside
of
the
housing
they
stopped
making
it
in
1967
with
less
than
24
hundred
cars
sold
and
as
you
fixed
the
apex
seal
issue
by
1970
and
sold
the
RO
80
until
1977
but
only
a
few
thousand
cars
a
year
their
rotary
never
recovered
from
the
bad
reputation
[Music]
Mazda
on
the
other
hand
took
their
time
and
made
sure
their
rotary
launched
with
fewer
problems
and
introduced
a
first
Winkle
with
two
rotors
in
the
1967
cosmos
sports
car
but
keep
them
compliant
with
new
emission
standards
that
make
changes
that
hurt
the
fuel
economy
and
to
keep
the
APEC
SEALs
happy
the
engines
had
to
burn
oil
despite
all
that
though
Mazda
seemed
to
have
cured
the
worst
of
the
reliability
problems
and
put
rotaries
into
other
models
for
30
more
years
the
rotary
engine
rx
2
sold
from
1970
to
78
the
RX
3
from
71
to
78
the
RX
4
from
70
to
279
crippled
Mazda
even
made
the
world's
only
rotary
engine
pickup
truck
the
re
PU
they
were
so
confident
in
the
wincle
that
when
they
launched
it
in
1974
they
had
a
big
rotary
power
in
caps
across
the
tailgate
but
since
trucks
kind
of
need
low-end
torque
it
was
dead
by
1977
r.i.p
the
cosmo
was
the
longest-running
rotary
nameplate
you
could
get
the
luxurious
final
generation
with
a
2-liter
sequential
twin-turbo
3
rotor
linkle
making
300
horsepower
and
almost
300
foot-pounds
of
torque
these
things
are
awesome
and
the
cosmo
had
a
long
line
but
a
super
high
price
tag
and
horrible
MPGs
finished
it
off
in
90
minutes
GM
also
spent
a
lot
of
dough
to
make
the
rotary
a
viable
option
like
I
mentioned
in
the
c8
Corvette
episode
a
few
weeks
ago
GM
put
rotaries
and
a
few
mid-engine
Vette
concepts
back
in
the
day
the
Chevy
Vega
was
supposed
to
get
a
rotary
but
every
time
they
improved
one
thing
about
the
engine
something
else
started
to
suck
weird
engines
that
people
didn't
understand
weren't
always
reliable
and
didn't
even
get
good
gas
mileage
we're
a
tough
sell
to
begin
with
then
the
oil
embargo
happened
and
that
was
probably
the
nail
in
the
coffin
almost
every
other
company
also
threw
in
the
towel
on
the
rotary
by
1980
Mazda
was
the
only
automaker
who
didn't
give
up
on
legend
among
today's
sports
car
the
rx-7
launched
in
1978
and
more
than
eight
hundred
eleven
thousand
of
them
were
sold
before
production
ended
in
2002
one
of
the
things
that
helps
it
sound
so
good
is
the
fact
that
a
rotary
can
read
higher
than
a
piston
in
Japan
that's
just
how
it
works
there
are
no
valves
valve
trains
connecting
rods
or
a
crankshaft
really
it's
easy
to
fit
into
super
small
cars
and
can
be
placed
lower
and
further
back
in
the
engine
bay
that
lowers
the
center
of
gravity
gives
the
car
a
better
weight
distribution
and
fewer
pounds
for
horsepower
that's
the
stuff
that
sports
car
dreams
are
made
of
my
friend
the
lightweight
rev-happy
rx-7
won
races
and
gear
heads
hearts
all
over
the
engine
[Music]
for
most
artery
heads
it
was
their
first
introduction
of
the
piston
with
engine
sadly
though
the
rise
of
the
SUV
and
unfavorable
exchange
rates
killed
the
rx-7
this
is
the
final
time
that
we
will
see
the
rx-7
as
we
know
it
an
insta
competition
with
full
factory
support
the
underpowered
warranty
nightmare
rx-8
replaced
it
in
2004
to
2012
and
it
didn't
fare
nearly
as
well
people
didn't
know
how
to
maintain
them
and
tighter
emission
standards
and
bad
fuel
economy
completely
hurt
sales
we
can't
expect
the
rotary
to
be
at
the
same
level
when
so
much
less
time
and
money
has
been
spent
on
it
I
wonder
where
the
rotary
could
have
been
today
at
the
same
amount
of
time
and
money
had
gone
into
it
even
though
there
are
plenty
of
reasons
the
rotary
should
have
faded
into
the
sunset
a
certain
set
of
gear
heads
fell
hopelessly
in
love
with
them
kind
of
like
automotive
hipsters
they
just
want
to
do
things
a
little
differently
and
I
don't
blame
them
yeah
sure
there's
a
better
way
to
do
it
but
damn
it
doing
it
the
weirder
and
harder
way
makes
it
more
interesting
because
the
rotor
is
so
different
it's
intimidating
at
first
there's
a
ton
of
vacuum
lines
first
of
all
and
if
you
add
a
turbo
they're
notoriously
hard
to
tune
without
blowing
an
apex
seal
first
Plus
Kelly
playing
halo
on
legendary
right
automatically
makes
you
one
of
the
cool
kids
because
if
you
drive
a
linkle
it
means
you've
got
that
figured
out
like
my
buddy
Aaron
said
you
can't
stumble
into
a
good
rotary
build
when
they're
working
right
there's
nothing
else
like
Mazda
proved
rotaries
can
be
reliable
way
back
in
1968
when
a
cosmo
finished
fourth
in
the
3,000
mile
long
marathon
de
la
route
road
race
Mazda
was
also
the
first
Japanese
manufacturer
to
win
the
24
Hours
of
LeMans
with
a
4runner
787b
in
1991
to
drive
the
car
is
absolutely
fantastic
and
at
the
moment
are
in
a
good
shape
to
win
[Music]
which
brings
me
to
the
sound
holy
crap
there's
nothing
as
sick
as
a
rotary
just
listen
to
the
787b
screamed
down
the
track
at
9,000
rpm
[Music]
listen
to
Aaron's
wolf
rx-7
an
idol
I
bet
if
you
ask
Aaron
are
hurt
from
Hoonah
Gaiman
Mad
Mike
would
Deb
what
their
favorite
things
are
about
rotaries
the
sound
would
probably
at
the
top
of
the
list
[Music]
the
more
I
talk
about
these
things
the
more
and
more
as
long
as
we
still
have
gasoline
oil
and
internal
combustion
engines
there
are
going
to
be
a
few
bad
asses
out
there
keeping
the
rotary
alive
and
I
I
salute
you
my
friends
thank
you
but
yeah
cause
like
you're
going
on
be
nice
I'll
see
you
next


obviously
if
I
[ __ ]
facts
in
the
morning
I
would
have
handled
it
differently
I
didn't
know
what
was
going
on
while
I
was
on
the
air
which
is
like
not
a
good
time
for
you
yeah
not
not
a
great
sign
that
I
just
get
put
in
the
situation
we're
cousins
eyes
telling
me
dude
like
it's
serious
relax
cousin
Mike's
telling
me
it's
the
worst
thing
in
the
world
I
don't
know
what
the
[ __ ]
going
on
with
loans
out
here
just
likes
doing
like
I
didn't
know
what
was
going
on
I'm
just
saying
if
I
was
trying
to
get
that
job
I
don't
know
that's
that's
you
you've
been
doing
it
for
300
cheers
appreciate
you've
been
doing
a
great
job
I
don't
know
what
the
[ __ ]
going
on
in
there
I'm
on
national
radio
live
like
what
you
want
me
to
say
walk
yeah
here's
like
[ __ ]
you
Willie
Cologne
get
in
here
right
now
I
didn't
know
what
was
going
on
I
think
what
you
just
said
would've
helped
you
get
the
job
thanks
Riggs
thanks
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
so
a
long
weekend
of
getting
this
office
prepped
today
came
in
around
8:30
trying
to
get
things
in
working
order
for
this
morning
we
did
have
a
couple
technical
glitches
I
think
a
radio
went
cut
out
for
a
minute
the
Wi-Fi
has
been
intermittent
the
water
bottles
have
been
scarce
but
nothing
we
are
not
familiar
with
nothing
we
haven't
faced
in
HQ
all
things
considered
I
think
this
is
a
beautiful
huge
massive
space
and
not
only
our
careers
are
gonna
grow
but
so
will
our
office
so
I'm
really
looking
forward
to
it
it's
like
when
we
moved
in
the
last
box
I
am
close
to
the
light
it
doesn't
look
like
writing
[ __ ]
people
drilling
everywhere
whatever
school
up
office
you
know
let's
sit
at
my
desk
do
my
work
home
leg
off
when
I
can
I
only
complain
about
the
new
offices
it's
in
New
York
City
other
than
that
I
think
it's
fun
yes
it's
rash
yeah
I
mean
have
just
things
work
when
you
move
in
otherwise
don't
have
that
be
to
move
in
date
it
doesn't
seem
like
that
tough
of
a
thing
is
set
up
maybe
that's
what's
made
I
love
it
my
own
space
my
own
desk
my
own
my
own
drawers
I've
never
had
my
own
drawers
I'm
very
excited
it
just
feels
feels
nice
windows
natural
light
maybe
that
TV
will
work
at
some
point
that
would
be
cool
very
exciting
it's
like
a
hundred
times
our
own
size
yeah
I
love
it
this
corner
suite
I
wish
this
was
like
a
real
patio
area
plus
the
Dave
Dave's
tiny
closet
offices
fan
no
I
think
it's
great
I
think
once
it's
not
a
live
construction
zone
and
it's
actually
Bill
it's
gonna
be
pretty
second
yeah
a
lot
of
looking
I
like
to
look
a
lot
my
look
at
this
bag
how
long
it's
gonna
take
you
to
get
over
across
the
street
17
seconds
gonna
take
y-you
live
here
go
to
North
Carolina
where
no
one's
gonna
get
you
you
know
how
you
think
he
just
is
broken
but
he's
broken
just
stuff
I
just
run
run
run
run
run
[Music]
I'm
bro
everything's
falling
apart
I'm
broke
okay
it
was
all
[ __ ]
from
the
start
the
Internet's
broken
Dave
hates
me
no
joking
it's
a
sin
the
jackpot
to
me
[Music]
so
pour
one
out
for
your
boy
all
business
be
could
you
use
some
validation
no
do
you
want
us
to
be
nice
to
you
no
it
feels
like
what
I
was
gonna
say
was
that
scene
in
The
Sopranos
when
Tony
is
fighting
prAna's
this
is
spoiler
no
Jackie
a
prio
and
he's
like
put
your
hands
up
fight
me
like
a
man
Sopranos
you
were
not
fighting
us
like
a
man
right
now
you're
just
you're
a
dead
dog
just
laying
on
the
ground
I'm
really
like
hey
get
up
yeah
maybe
could
you
show
some
life
he
does
is
very
very
frazzled
he's
not
good
under
pressure
he
thinks
it
like
he's
taking
everything
like
a
personal
slight
like
he
takes
everything
very
personally
it's
his
little
baby
that's
fine
he
I
mean
once
Dave
shows
up
he's
probably
gonna
get
dragged
left
and
right
so
this
is
just
like
I'm
almost
just
like
pepper
and
him
warming
him
up
for
the
big
bad
boss
showing
up
you
like
you're
like
your
window
I
do
fashion
window
see
I
know
that
was
clutch
that
was
very
close
to
my
boy
Ken
Marcou
you
know
the
deal
the
rest
of
this
is
not
like
they
changed
all
of
the
check
from
your
design
I
just
give
like
recommendations
for
like
you
know
putting
together
I
think
mostly
set
up
but
there's
random
stuff
that
they
change
that
I
think
the
sooner
that
you
distance
yourself
from
being
the
guy
you
are
going
to
be
that
is
anything
I
guarantee
that
was
the
story
of
the
day
I
don't
care
I
guarantee
it's
gonna
be
I'd
rather
be
the
same
sure
cut
yeah
well
your
song
hear-it
from
everything
I
didn't
do
it
Erica
and
Danielle
I
had
like
three
meetings
afterwards
I
just
gave
like
suggestions
yeah
but
there's
a
bunch
of
a
bunch
of
people
changed
around
yeah
I
think
there's
gonna
be
a
lot
of
them
they're
adults
daddy
girls
if
they
hear
this
I'm
waiting
till
the
new
office
but
when
the
new
office
comes
the
daddy
girls
had
better
start
showing
up
because
they're
supposed
to
be
making
vlogs
with
bar
stool
is
a
central
theme
I
haven't
seen
them
since
they've
agreed
to
do
that
so
I
would
suggest
they
show
up
once
the
new
office
gets
going
[Music]
hi
what's
up
hi
Charlie
nice
to
meet
you
we
are
in
it
I'm
gonna
move
everything
in
here
I'm
gonna
sleep
here
no
why
does
Alex
get
the
window
seat
here
he's
gonna
look
exactly
the
same
day
they're
not
here
like
over
there
we
could
hide
yeah
Alex
that's
where
the
Hat
and
the
wig
comes
in
but
we're
facing
that
would
be
one
know
if
they
will
put
it
down
it
will
they
will
not
see
the
back
of
our
head
into
it
there
will
be
a
hat
and
it
will
work
as
a
good-looking
yeah
no
skin
and
flash
okay
if
the
game
was
over
there
jacket
barstool
moved
offices
and
it
very
it's
very
different
a
little
bit
more
corporate
old
office
was
an
actual
[ __ ]
show
eternity
people
like
chugging
vodka
out
of
the
day
this
is
the
same
but
like
there's
cubicle
in
the
old
office
guys
we
never
showed
up
we
would
just
show
up
to
record
in
our
defense
there
were
no
deaths
there
were
no
desks
for
us
to
ever
sit
at
so
we
would
have
to
sit
in
the
bathroom
you
see
me
call
that
a
podcast
episode
just
came
off
I
know
it's
called
[ __ ]
Dave
Portland
they
asked
ask
permission
if
they
could
name
at
that
Why
What
Tom
Cruise
you
know
I
know
the
name
of
it
I
haven't
seen
what
they
don't
like
where
they
sit
I
listen
to
yeah
oh
I
don't
know
they
said
was
about
their
seating
arrangement
I
think
you
[ __ ]
call
the
office
anyways
they
expect
so
much
from
my
it's
just
so
ridiculous
so
anyway
soon
I'll
understand
we
have
to
be
out
in
the
field
going
on
right
we
have
to
get
it
in
order
to
have
this
show
why
do
they
not
understand
we're
out
in
the
field
I
respect
the
craft
what's
good
with
the
[ __ ]
Portland
yeah
the
Daddy
girls
yeah
what's
up
the
titles
[ __ ]
de
port
that
is
it
they
don't
like
their
seating
cuz
we're
not
[ __ ]
coming
get
the
[ __ ]
out
of
here
because
Dave
is
a
listener
a
podcast
anyway
it's
not
fair
because
we
have
to
sit
there
and
be
like
oh
my
god
so
that
dick
you
got
last
night
how
was
it
and
I
don't
really
want
to
bother
me
counting
listening
in
on
that
what
does
it
bother
you
yes
starting
to
bother
me
I
mean
we
got
this
new
office
so
they
got
to
start
coming
now
are
they
going
to
what
if
it
seems
like
if
they
say
[ __ ]
oh
no
I
think
in
the
same
odd
guess
that
they
they
said
like
we're
never
gonna
be
there
they're
no
they're
coming
by
new
[ __ ]
I
guarantee
you
they'll
be
coming
because
I'm
gonna
force
them
to
come
yet
what
if
they
don't
then
their
podcast
won't
go
out
what
if
they
don't
come
into
the
office
they're
coming
into
the
but
what
if
it
makes
you
more
of
a
bad
boy
the
daddy
gay
guys
would
you
take
nine
wait
but
they
are
coming
into
the
office
okay
we'll
see
about
that
I
don't
think
anybody
controls
the
daddy
game
they
will
make
those
vlogs
Dave
porn
I
guarantee
Wow
that
is
what
we're
living
for
yeah
you
know
there's
been
a
lot
of
comments
me
to
us
today
about
like
oh
my
god
like
so
happy
you
guys
have
desks
so
happy
to
see
you
here
are
you
guys
gonna
start
coming
in
every
single
day
and
what
we've
told
people
is
if
you
need
storage
space
you
can
use
our
tests
because
we
will
never
be
here
if
it
does
are
really
in
a
prime
location
to
store
things
it's
an
amazing
opportunity
that
is
what
we
want
to
give
the
people
we
want
to
be
nice
to
our
co-workers
and
offer
them
this
is
like
them
this
is
look
at
this
is
like
Inception
yes
data
anyone
that
needs
extra
space
and
storage
at
our
school
our
desks
are
available
for
yet
I
can
rent
out
our
deaths
if
you
want
to
store
anything
we
should
charge
people
at
the
beginning
a
week
I
was
placed
across
from
Devlin
Condon
in
an
aisle
seat
and
I
was
next
to
I
believe
Fran
and
Riya
and
Kate
and
Glenny
balls
were
on
the
other
side
good
spot
good
spot
did
not
hate
it
now
since
midway
through
the
week
I
am
sitting
window
seat
prime
real
estate
and
what
I
believed
was
Alex
from
collar
daddy
seat
came
Marco
came
up
to
me
and
said
I
can
take
car
daddy's
girls
desk
if
I
wanted
they're
not
showing
up
they
just
released
a
podcast
called
[ __ ]
date
portly
and
you
can
have
their
desks
okay
and
washed
better
seat
don't
name
it
yeah
first
first
move
in
a
new
office
we're
starting
a
sex-crazed
male-dominated
podcast
that's
a
good
help
call
me
Mommy
no
but
it
isn't
a
yet
why
not
oh
you
wouldn't
you
would
not
be
cool
with
the
girl
calling
you
mommy
during
sex
I
guarantee
you
that
right
now
I
wouldn't
call
her
mommy
either
know
that
I
wouldn't
do
not
this
week
you're
just
not
gonna
mention
mom
during
intercourse
and
you
in
bed
and
how
good
[Laughter]
okay
fine
we'll
be
here
we're
here
right
now
we're
not
we're
about
to
pop
off
on
this
vlog
out
there
you've
no
idea
what
you
still
haven't
answered
though
how
it
like
in
the
course
of
a
week
how
often
you
plan
on
being
well
we're
becoming
twice
a
week
regardless
you're
sober
yes
we're
sneaky-like
thank
you
are
you
here
are
you
here
I'm
here
a
lot
yes
we
come
in
twice
a
week
to
record
but
right
to
do
the
vlogs
to
check
the
snack
room
we're
here
I
mean
there's
yeah
I
mean
doesn't
log
we
have
quite
a
bit
of
footage
but
we
came
here
you're
like
I
love
that
they
do
their
own
thing
and
I
love
that
whatever
we
sat
here
with
you
before
me
I
never
said
you
know
that
we're
not
I've
never
I
do
you
guys
the
only
thing
I'm
asking
has
come
to
the
office
once
in
a
while
boom
you're
acting
like
I'm
asking
these
ridiculous
[ __ ]
tell
you
no
no
no
we
hear
you
yes
it's
a
we're
joking
before
I
even
call
this
meeting
like
we
had
our
vlog
planned
and
it's
like
yeah
we're
gonna
mashed
out
the
company
card
with
all
the
shipper
to
be
doing
yeah
Tony
to
get
his
makeover
fill
my
bank
account
Tommy
have
a
company
card
you
will
have
a
credit
card
when
do
you
get
a
company
never
okay
so
we
could
do
that
next
week
oh
no
we
got
filled
a
sweetheart
oh
yeah
that's
true
okay
then
the
next
week
are
you
serious
don't
do
one
okay
we're
gonna
vlog
field
day
yes
we're
gonna
get
popping
up
in
that
[ __ ]
and
we
don't
want
to
do
field
eight
yeah
yeah
me
he
deserves
his
own
vlog
geezers
his
own
week
yeah
I
want
tell
me
you
got
makeover
you
keep
saying
it
the
money
is
there
the
second
it's
like
we're
going
it's
there
we'll
give
a
card
how
much
do
you
need
like
five
grands
I
don't
know
I
gotta
stare
it
in
longer
and
see
oh
I
think
it's
gonna
be
pretty
expensive
understand
just
sitting
around
like
your
vlog
like
talking
about
Tommy
is
make
overly
funny
people
your
crowd
like
oh
who's
Tommy
yeah
oh
he's
vape
God
sweet
that's
great
okay
bye
guys
I
don't
think
that
one
well
at
all
I
don't
know
if
he
gained
any
traction
or
really
I
don't
think
they
pinned
them
down
that
they
had
to
be
here
she's
wearing
these
moon
boots
oh
hey
why
are
you
so
stressed
what
office
is
efficient
supposed
to
pluck
us
to
work
dude
pop
a
couple
of
these
I'll
be
fine
just
CBD
MD
gummies
they're
made
with
USA
organically
grown
them
hmm
how
many
are
in
the
bubble
there's
30
and
there's
2
different
strengths
so
there's
30
in
each
bottle
okay
what
am
I
supposed
to
take
over
well
you
can
take
them
before
work
for
a
pick-me-up
or
before
bed
and
get
a
deep
restful
sleep
and
wake
up
feeling
refreshed
you
take
em
Bob
you
heard
well
I
take
them
every
day
yet
your
your
girl
assured
we're
gonna
get
your
CBD
MD
calm
right
now
you
get
25
percent
off
your
order
with
promo
code
scenes
I
bet
I
could
run
a
mile
in
six
minutes
and
30
seconds
no
you
yeah
but
you
ran
a
mile
boxing
yeah
I
think
I
kind
of
[ __ ]
a
little
bit
too
I
should've
done
this
balance
before
because
there's
too
many
people
you
don't
have
to
do
this
like
you
know
you
can't
hunt
it
up
like
that
$200
if
you
can
do
it
but
you
know
you
can't
do
it
on
your
mark
get
set
bang
there
we
go
[Music]
he's
at
2:15
in
five
one
five
labs
he's
got
a
117
lat
yeah
I
mean
I'm
atrocious
he's
up
but
the
thing
is
he's
just
did
that
done
he's
already
at
6:45
pace
and
only
getting
more
tired
he's
gonna
be
sweating
for
days
after
this
all
the
second
wind
I
think
he
was
doing
it
like
yeah
in
fact
he's
still
who's
saying
he's
gotten
nearly
he's
got
no
chance
though
he's
doing
30
seconds
lat
28:29
didn't
do
it
629
on
your
8
minutes
Oh
Marty
how
you
doing
dude
Marty
you
impress
it
out
there
I
won't
let
you
know
Francis
is
a
huge
friend
of
yours
like
everybody
else
in
the
world
he
used
to
wear
your
jersey
to
his
high
school
dances
but
really
that's
true
your
Jersey
was
the
first
I
don't
even
think
I
got
that
handshake
right
this
guy
Oh
Francis
Elvis
was
he's
a
fair
enough
Harvard
I
went
to
Harvard
played
lacrosse
there
that's
hard
that
comes
out
right
away
Harvard
well
I
did
and
that's
why
I
just
go
there
you
need
a
tutor
I
am
a
good
influence
on
job
done
with
school
I
just
took
me
13
years
to
be
able
to
graduate
the
degree
in
Ohio
I
like
it
I
like
it
why
I
didn't
I've
heard
so
many
mixed
things
I
heard
it's
very
not
bar
school
but
it
looks
pretty
bar
stood
by
the
fact
is
like
not
dawn
and
like
message
run
down
cetera
yeah
alright
alright
so
when
I
was
saying
we
won't
move
in
here
until
2020
I
was
kind
of
right
it's
just
we're
not
even
some
things
don't
change
this
chairs
thanks
what
is
my
[ __ ]
chair
you
want
high
school
be
there
you
can
probably
still
get
it
be
wick
at
the
old
office
why
would
they
brought
my
chair
because
I
think
we
all
have
a
saying
once
I'm
all
sit
in
this
chair
this
chair
stinks
how
do
you
throw
my
chair
my
chair
is
like
[ __ ]
picked
out
I
was
like
it's
super
close
to
claustrophobic
I
like
out
of
TV
business
but
this
I
mean
no
one
does
kind
of
this
is
where
you
would
put
somebody
in
a
jail
like
I'm
in
a
jail
yeah
this
office
is
in
jail
this
office
stinks
I
mean
this
office
I
absolutely
stinks
yeah
I
mean
that
this
this
office
and
it's
got
smelly
this
thing's
I
mean
this
office
is
this
trail
we
need
to
roll
the
wall
up
did
Pete
make
this
office
he
did
this
is
all
this
is
worse
than
like
a
regional
manager
pair
of
the
office
an
insane
asylum
this
is
in
the
history
of
me
doing
bar
so
the
Warsaw
fit
Milton
had
a
better
office
ha
ha
the
specific
chair
that
you
are
sitting
in
has
been
taken
out
of
the
old
office
I
don't
why
because
the
best
[ __ ]
one
so
that
one
is
an
option
as
well
as
this
one
that
was
a
little
bit
more
padding
guys
oh
yeah
I
I
contacted
the
moving
company
to
see
you
play
it
back
to
me
the
bring
in
the
fridge
today
so
if
they
do
have
it
bring
it
today
this
one's
good
good
job
are
these
all
not
disposed
one
but
just
repurpose
no
you
can
I
don't
feel
just
deal
with
it
or
I
feel
be
like
start
over
it's
his
money
how's
the
state
of
mind
freaking
better
today
seem
like
you're
improving
it
seems
like
you're
winning
the
battle
yeah
I
mean
I've
really
bottomed
out
the
last
couple
days
not
sleeping
too
much
work
to
do
worry
about
getting
everything
done
so
I
know
now
from
now
till
the
end
of
time
that
Pete
has
zero
respect
for
me
like
I
know
that
for
a
fact
you
can't
have
an
ounce
not
even
one
one
millionth
of
an
ounce
of
respect
for
me
as
a
human
or
what
I've
built
or
or
how
I
started
this
company
and
put
me
in
that
office
with
a
straight
face
so
that's
it
I
know
where
Pete
and
I
stand
so
that's
fine
I
can
live
with
it
I
actually
don't
care
as
much
it's
more
embarrassing
when
I'm
getting
texts
from
people
people
like
this
is
are
you
gonna
walk
out
like
are
like
I
don't
care
that
much
the
thing
I
know
is
Pete
has
zero
respect
for
anything
I've
ever
done
in
my
life
that's
what
I
know
that's
what
Pete
said
loud
and
clear
to
me
I
have
zero
respect
for
Dave
board
I
hate
unless
words
unless
this
is
not
done
this
looks
stupid
what
is
this
blinking
light
you
said
you
like
it
I
think
this
just
makes
us
how
is
there
no
logo
or
anything
is
that
coming
too
yeah
so
how
are
we
supposed
to
know
what
is
this
who's
this
just
a
studio
I
guess
nothing's
done
it
we
just
look
like
Kmart
like
everything
is
just
rappers
like
yeah
I
don't
know
what
that
I
might
have
been
a
genius
move
you
might
be
doing
it
for
content
like
Dave's
gonna
lose
his
[ __ ]
mind
this
insane
asylum
law
yeah
it's
crazy
oh
and
everyone
say
you
notice
people
walking
by
I
like
that
cuz
like
ever
walk
by
he's
just
fat
so
if
you're
like
on
a
radio
and
somebody
walks
by
it's
like
you
can
just
make
fun
of
them
it's
like
a
roast
breaks
up
the
show
so
I
like
that
part
of
it
yeah
well
sure
how
you're
gonna
handle
I
like
that
oh
you
have
to
keep
that
thing
open
might
be
their
jet
ski
I'm
gonna
see
if
you
can
to
drop
a
quick
lyric
for
us
okay
all
right
so
we
got
your
jump
on
this
microphone
and
wrap
something
by
the
way
I
love
that
just
right
to
put
yourself
at
the
top
yeah
yeah
or
if
you
want
to
do
one
of
your
songs
I'll
just
do
a
little
off
the
top
thing
I
used
to
kick
okay
did
someone
give
me
a
little
like
boom
box
okay
hey
okay
it's
ke
to
the
VI
and
you
know
our
big
block
call
me
alright
cuz
my
Italian
bounce
sky
high
in
the
whip
and
I'm
so
hot
oh
that
Tokyo
ah
I
go
out
I
show
up
this
we
got
a
whole
machine
heck
you
gotta
swing
jet
where
she
is
up
now
I'll
go
in
I'm
throw-in
put
words
into
motion
but
your
brain
is
to
take
away
the
ocean
I
thought
it
I
wrote
it
I
moaning
you
heard
it
I
beat
the
beat
out
leaving
battered
and
broken
got
the
herb
broke
cuz
it's
blowing
on
schedule
the
impacts
indelible
wrap
it
like
vegetables
eat
them
up
quick
devour
the
competition
wing
jet
his
bad
news
your
black
hats
and
superstitions
I'm
on
a
mission
to
spit
rhymes
with
ingenuity
the
ship
is
too
raw
and
you
know
I
spiritually
all
right
thanks
continue
on
your
way
that
one
felt
good
on
our
legs
in
this
to
break
some
very
exciting
news
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best
I
was
like
so
excited
like
I
feel
like
this
is
like
it
doesn't
feel
like
work
when
I
come
here
I'm
like
Hawkins
but
showing
that
I
am
I
get
to
see
my
girl
the
same
crowd
to
see
you
guys
gotta
do
some
Bach
right
awesome
one
of
the
girls
is
like
I
forget
I
don't
know
her
name
she
said
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got
a
new
office
for
us
we
have
fun
congratulations
thank
you
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is
it's
nice
we
need
to
get
you
windows
in
here
though
someone
tell
you
to
say
that
no
I
just
notice
right
away
yeah
it's
a
insane
asylum
because
yeah
close
the
door
you
go
nuts
it's
a
great
deal
of
that
front
pitch
Parcells
welcome
sweet
I
like
see
like
when
did
you
find
out
Monday
when
actually
I
uh
died
and
I
kind
of
had
to
like
hide
out
and
it's
been
it's
like
I
don't
know
it's
like
not
real
for
me
yeah
it's
been
a
while
right
yeah
put
you
under
way
your
balls
right
now
yeah
yeah
where
the
jean
jacket
was
named
wait
do
you
want
to
know
what
I
was
just
gonna
[ __ ]
say
to
you
that
I
was
like
how
dare
you
tell
me
I
can't
wear
her
name
my
face
my
name
money
when
you
have
a
selfie
of
yourself
in
here
I
didn't
put
your
flower
shirt
with
his
face
on
it
I
don't
make
any
of
it
it's
a
well-set-up
no
they're
in
office
the
day
I
took
a
picture
of
like
a
duck
face
and
framed
it
and
put
it
in
there
that's
a
very
iconic
face
and
of
my
name
whoa
I
just
said
yeah
I
said
now
you
can
do
it
you
get
the
cover
and
then
you
can
wear
it
oh
wait
this
is
a
new
pocket
yoga
ltj
I've
never
done
this
I'll
teach
you
my
weight
and
my
block
is
there
this
could
pop
and
poke
someone's
eye
out
well
just
a
minute
that
window
if
it
breaks
the
window
and
then
it's
gonna
break
you
Shea
back
into
my
face
yes
okay
ready
no
I
wasn't
going
to
let
it
go
flying
why
did
you
guys
find
out
so
we
can
lean
is
good
toast
yeah
you're
a
bit
about
this
yeah
you
may
be
a
cover
model
but
we're
so
classy
so
so
I
thought
it
would
be
funny
in
my
head
to
take
this
ten
year
old
girl
who
was
like
a
viral
meme
over
a
year
ago
and
then
disappeared
and
come
up
with
a
fake
wrap
tour
for
her
I
created
a
poster
not
even
with
Photoshop
with
like
free
poster
making
customizer
calm
that
gave
my
MacBook
a
bunch
of
spam
and
I
thought
that
it
would
be
an
obvious
joke
what
ended
up
happening
was
the
entire
Internet
thought
it
was
real
you
see
it's
pretty
funny
souvenir
holy
[ __ ]
it's
bigger
than
I
thought
yeah
it's
real
going
go
be
that
would
be
the
ultimate
of
them
I've
always
want
to
do
that
on
my
dad
represent
us
yeah
very
funny
you'll
be
awesome
but
I
don't
think
they
really
want
to
go
to
court
over
a
little
Tay
a
30
page
document
comes
today
of
I
guess
from
Idlewild
and
soaks
own
children's
amusement
park
but
cease
and
desist
Exhibit
A
there's
multiple
exist
several
exhibits
some
are
like
yours
some
are
others
they
like
research
I
don't
even
what's
crazy
is
if
they're
not
crazy
like
I
think
little
tame
and
up
like
having
a
toy
I
think
that
would
be
the
ultimate
ending
whew
yeah
seeing
how
much
press
she
got
she
was
like
now
it's
time
right
to
capitalize
and
probably
like
waterpark
would
like
come
running
back
yeah
we
want
that
show
she
hires
tour
manager
yeah
oh
yeah
I
would
take
a
check
that's
insane
buddy
first
I'm
gonna
cease
and
desist
surprisingly
yeah
I've
been
doing
like
way
worse
things
than
I
know
for
a
fact
people
would
rather
listen
to
us
on
the
3rd
our
drink
on
on
the
front
here
two
old
[ __ ]
talking
about
their
ass
what's
what
gives
you
that
thought
why
do
you
how
do
you
say
that
was
such
confidence
good
feeling
all
I'm
saying
is
I
prefer
to
do
a
third
hour
and
I
know
people
rather
listen
to
hear
what
he's
saying
that
are
the
the
barse
already
Oh
audience
would
rather
listen
to
our
show
for
another
hour
than
listened
to
the
cousins
yes
which
is
kind
of
a
dick
thing
to
say
I
don't
think
it
is
at
all
why
not
so
on
Friday
morning
I
came
into
the
office
like
8:30
not
expecting
any
sort
of
drama
walked
into
bar
stool
radio
room
at
9:00
to
start
the
cousin's
large
was
there
saying
that
was
a
bit
of
drama
and
you
might
be
receiving
some
phone
calls
on
your
end
today
cousin
Mike
presented
the
situation
to
me
like
cousin
Willy
cologne
was
Hitler
and
was
looking
to
invade
the
cousins
program
every
single
day
for
eternity
I
believe
cousin
like
once
referred
to
as
adolph
cologne
you
had
to
put
I'd
answer
that
real
quick
because
I
do
not
want
any
heat
with
Willie
turns
out
Willie
was
being
aggressive
a
bit
unprofessional
if
you
might
ask
but
he
was
only
referring
to
taking
over
Friday's
four-bar
school
breakfast
and
extending
to
a
three-hour
program
which
they
have
done
in
the
past
because
I
think
I
chose
better
than
theirs
well
okay
right
but
you'd
have
to
clear
it
with
them
right
this
protocol
and
is
there
feeling
my
feeling
is
our
show
is
better
than
theirs
on
a
Friday
leading
for
another
hour
specifically
on
a
Friday
yes
you
think
there's
a
white
boy
a
[ __ ]
chain-of-command
to
have
that
feeling
what
are
you
talking
about
this
is
like
when
the
Japanese
sneak
attack
on
Pearl
Harbor
okay
okay
let's
I
want
to
say
I
just
want
to
make
an
observation
apparently
and
I
know
this
for
a
fact
when
you
play
football
a
long
time
you
get
hit
in
the
head
a
lot
and
there's
a
lot
of
X
football
players
that
don't
function
that
well
mentally
we
may
have
one
on
our
hands
right
now
not
naming
any
names
but
it's
Willie
Cologne
and
I
think
I'm
rather
rowdy
rough
and
rowdy
nine
I
wanna
challenge
your
husband
Willie
oh
the
way
Willie
own
attic
he
kind
of
attacked
the
cousins
which
is
on
our
network
you
know
there's
70
year
old
dudes
like
they
didn't
necessarily
deserve
that
and
now
we'll
probably
hear
about
it
until
the
end
of
time
I
have
absolutely
no
problem
degree
disagree
whatever
I
like
some
people
I
yeah
you're
not
supposed
to
criticize
another
show
on
your
station
I
don't
agree
with
that
at
all
I
think
when
I
listened
back
in
Boston
to
95
or
ATI
those
shows
trashed
the
other
shows
a
lot
they'll
be
like
oh
the
morning
show
sucks
so
I
have
no
problem
with
Willie
saying
that
I
have
no
problem
really
with
anything
you
have
no
problem
my
dad
firing
back
being
like
you're
a
bully
or
whatever
so
I
have
absolutely
from
what
I
just
heard
zero
problem
with
anything
has
been
said
but
the
thing
you're
also
getting
is
that
like
the
facts
are
actually
that
like
they
were
coming
after
the
show
it
cuz
of
Mike
every
right
to
be
like
[ __ ]
this
guy
for
sure
but
Archer
and
you
literally
said
to
him
like
I'm
gonna
remain
neutral
in
chaos
you
know
that's
not
that's
not
what
it
was
cousin
Mike
said
that
they
were
coming
after
the
show
we're
to
take
it
over
all
the
way
cousins
uh
hopped
in
said
that's
not
what
happened
at
all
I
just
play
it
safe
do
not
do
anything
and
because
it's
a
serious
situation
the
more
serious
situation
is
like
you
want
the
job
like
for
Smitty
looking
out
for
Smitty
should
be
let's
[ __ ]
go
is
a
great
opportunity
for
me
to
go
all
in
there
may
be
cities
doing
one
here
looking
out
for
barstool
like
looking
out
for
bars
one
guy
said
another
show
on
March
12
sucks
and
you
were
like
I
might
have
to
side
with
that
guy
no
I
didn't
think
so
because
either
I
did
not
know
the
facts
that
they
were
the
time
like
Germany
was
firing
missiles
in
Poland
and
you
were
Switzerland
being
like
I'm
pretty
neutral
here
I
don't
really
know
which
one
guys
attack
of
the
other
that's
like
those
are
the
facts
and
the
Germany
frickin
place
I'm
just
saying
because
unless
you
would
have
been
in
the
mud
no
cuz
all
this
all
this
does
is
get
the
entire
world
against
me
for
the
job
now
the
cameras
from
the
scenes
and
all
that
obviously
if
I
[ __ ]
backs
in
the
morning
I
would
have
handled
it
differently
I
didn't
know
what
was
going
on
while
I
was
on
the
air
which
is
like
not
a
good
time
for
you
yeah
not
a
great
sign
that
I
just
get
put
in
the
situation
we're
cousins
odds
telling
me
dude
like
it's
serious
relax
cousin
Mike's
telling
me
it's
the
worst
thing
in
the
world
I
don't
know
what
the
[ __ ]
going
on
we
clones
out
here
just
likes
doing
like
I
didn't
know
what
was
going
on
I
mean
look
I'm
just
saying
if
I
was
trying
to
get
that
job
I
don't
know
that
is
you
that's
you
drinks
that's
you
you've
been
doing
it
for
300
Cheers
appreciate
you've
been
doing
a
great
job
I
don't
know
what
the
[ __ ]
going
on
in
there
I'm
on
national
radio
live
like
what
you
want
me
to
say
walk
yeah
here's
like
[ __ ]
you
Willa
Cologne
get
in
here
right
now
I
didn't
know
what
was
going
on
I
think
what
you
just
said
would've
helped
you
get
the
job
thanks
Riggs
Thanks
I
just
try
to
wait
now
the
storyline
is
going
to
be
old
smooth
you
sure
the
glue
should
have
done
that
I
was
doing
the
best
[ __ ]
job
that
I
could
at
the
time
I'm
texting
Francis
and
Tracy
what's
going
on
text
and
Pat
like
yo
what's
happened
like
what
should
i
do
what
should
I
say
like
I
didn't
know
what
the
[ __ ]
was
going
on
Riggs
was
like
who
you
should
[ __ ]
you
want
the
job
job
I'm
also
trying
to
[ __ ]
not
to
piss
anybody
off
here
at
Barstow
and
I'm
also
not
believing
anything
doesn't
make
sense
attempters
maybe
I
should
be
going
all
little
cousin
like
like
I
have
been
doing
all
week
I'm
telling
you
the
Boston
office
is
coming
it's
invite-only
yeah
like
I'm
not
dumb
pulling
punches
just
walked
up
me
if
I
was
like
hey
is
the
Boston
office
coming
like
you're
gonna
be
[ __ ]
invited
no
[ __ ]
oh
don't
how
many
people
do
you
think
you
would
invite
is
maybe
ballpark
sorry
yeah
so
we
will
even
be
in
office
or
I'll
just
be
like
in
like
your
apartment
probably
my
apartment
it's
just
gonna
be
people
that
I
can
absolutely
say
whatever
[ __ ]
I
want
and
I
don't
have
I
mean
that
they're
probably
only
like
the
people
from
the
very
beginning
well
maybe
so
I
think
there's
more
people
than
that
I
think
you
could
say
well
yeah
I
don't
really
care
what
I
say
to
you
yeah
well
yeah
I
think
we
would
be
on
the
list
I
mean
we've
been
here
for
a
long
time
yeah
I
don't
think
you
come
to
Boston
like
Fargo
Kmart
you
go
with
all
team
board
on
credit
it's
important
I
can
swing
it
yeah
yeah
of
course
you're
looking
around
who
else
you
got
a
list
I
mean
there's
a
lot
of
people
here
I
kidding
yeah
[ __ ]
I
I
think
Francis
could
handle
it
chicks
in
the
office
won't
be
invited
all
right
we're
going
down
a
bad
path
let's
yeah
yeah
that
was
that
one
bet
on
you
let
me
wrap
it
up
that's
the
run
now
who
else
that's
the
run
obviously
Smitty
wouldn't
be
invited
I
don't
think
that
whole
what's
that
yeah
I'm
just
saying
you
won't
be
invited
that
whole
area
probably
once
you
invite
it
fat
F
can
come
Nate
wouldn't
be
invited
paribus
could
come
but
if
you
come
I
don't
know
who's
around
that
corner
like
doctors
do
their
own
thing
I
don't
think
they'd
come
I
don't
think
PMT
would
come
all
our
daddy
I
couldn't
get
to
go
Kate
could
come
could
come
mush
could
come
devil
could
come
yes
whose
to
your
left
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other
way
Oh
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marina
yes
Jack
Mack
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za
yes
:
s
spider
yes
I
said
yes
yeah
who
talked
no
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died
yeah
I
thought
you
had
under
control
over
there
but
where's
his
teammate
he's
outside
close
ready
to
thirst
I
try
to
get
the
jackpot
here
dude
three
times
thanks
for
the
free
kill
dude
I
got
boost
for
you
dude
Nene
boost
three
three
painkillers
but
it
seems
like
you
have
a
lot
over
there
you
first
need
I
have
one
okay
all
my
hit
that's
dying
I
need
to
plug
it
in
what
makes
you
good
at
pub
G
like
is
it
win
right
cuz
if
it
is
me
shroud
like
worst
trash
I
think
it's
just
affect
your
ability
to
kill
people
see
but
that's
not
that's
what's
interesting
cuz
like
that's
not
really
what
but
creates
a
big
streamer
in
this
game
know
what
like
makes
you
good
at
this
game
isn't
this
about
winning
I
mean
I
don't
know
I'd
rather
watch
somebody
who's
sick
of
the
game
and
runs
around
somebody
who
sits
in
a
corner
and
wins
a
bunch
of
games
you
know
exactly
and
that's
why
we
got
to
where
we
got
here
right
we're
come
full
circle
entertainment
over
again
skill
over
extreme
skill
that's
not
a
skill
what
is
it
okay
well
it
could
be
I
mean
I
could
have
the
sickest
team
and
like
six
strats
and
just
sit
in
a
corner
right
that
doesn't
make
like
nobody
want
to
watch
that
right
but
it
would
be
vain
time
very
good
game
Oh
a
double
drop
yeah
I
don't
know
I
mean
you
could
tell
someone's
very
good
at
a
game
you
know
if
they
don't
win
a
bunch
of
I
mean
true
like
people
watch
you
shroud
and
K
Minds
because
you're
very
good
at
the
game
and
you're
entertaining
not
because
you
bought
a
bunch
of
games
I
just
want
to
inroad
thank
you
very
much
you
know
you
get
a
really
good
teammate
yeah
I
carried
my
game
is
crashing
oh
it's
back
did
something
happen
did
you
store
my
game
overs
or
pin'
there's
three
teams
two
teams
I
mean
two
teams
two
teams
on
the
crane
he's
dead
on
a
great
once
the
luck
of
the
20x
I
got
an
aide
coming
in
oh
it's
gonna
it's
a
good
one
oh
I'm
cooking
up
my
special
recipe
the
big
kaboom
er
I'm
falling
I'm
falling
dude
I'm
falling
it's
great
Wow
a
Winchester
yeah
I
hit
one
a
couple
of
us
it's
our
double
dragon
with
just
ravine
that
it
hurts
real
bad
turns
out
this
is
our
drop
Wow
dude
I've
been
mute
I
don't
know
any
meds
on
how
many
meds
I'm
a
little
bit
bandaging
once
they're
getting
shot
in
the
you're
getting
shot
in
the
back
I'm
not
in
that
kind
of
trouble
there's
a
med
kit
on
3x
on
the
back
we're
in
a
bad
spot
yeah
I'm
dropping
a
lot
of
smoke
a
couple
smoke
I
can
we'll
move
here
its
controversial
I'm
owning
I
am
owning
no
I
don't
need
this
anymore
okay
that's
so
good
I'm
out
of
smoke
there's
an
extra
here
we
take
this
trap
we're
gonna
loot
these
guys
give
any
more
smoke
with
the
DBS
behind
okay
I'll
tell
you
in
a
second
I
have
three
smoke
now
dropping
one
over
on
you
I'm
dropping
one
here
okay
I'm
just
gonna
lose
her
yours
must
never
come
cheap
ammo
no
maybe
the
best
gun
in
the
game
nice
you
got
laid
out
give
me
this
give
me
this
all
right
I
have
us
I'm
owning
right
now
dude
should
I
just
what
kind
of
scopes
are
there
here
if
it
wasn't
already
gonna
tweet
out
meeting
you
with
the
pan
I
would
have
tweeted
out
that
clip
I
you
like
a
4x
okay
are
you
like
a
2x
actually
like
a
3x
okay
actually
want
the
2x
instead
guys
went
I'm
gonna
have
this
on
deck
with
the
2x
and
then
have
the
DVS
it's
very
complicated
strike
so
many
booths
and
sky
has
so
many
booths
I
hate
first
aids
by
the
way
okay
I
have
six
first
I
have
everything
I
am
owning
where
are
the
bad
not
gonna
love
one
another
one
again
what
broke
his
helmet
off
my
best
over
here
you're
like
yellow
mark
they're
gonna
be
sorry
if
they
let
me
get
close
to
this
DBS
farther
back
DMR
yeah
yeah
okay
something
that
was
not
his
head
it's
the
right
at
the
Shaq
Shaq
that's
something
I
think
yeah
once
the
left
right
on
to
me
right
close
to
me
I
got
weird
oh
but
what
do
I
need
right
now
shotgun
shells
like
every
shotgun
shells
a
serious
question
oh
we
have
30
could
use
some
more
like
an
odd
DBS
please
drop
Oh
Oh
tell
me
you
supposed
to
throw
the
pan
now
yeah
it's
not
working
realize
all
right
yeah
thanks
Kingsman
better
win
this
[ __ ]
and
that
smile
on
my
face
and
thank
you
nice
you
got
nine
Killa
we're
gonna
lose
because
you're
gonna
try
to
TBS
somebody
it's
not
gonna
work
why
did
you
have
to
come
out
and
say
it
like
you
didn't
have
to
like
you
could
have
thought
it
no
I
was
thinking
the
power
of
positivity
oh
oh
oh
yeah
Wow
no
I
shot
a
bullet
he
ran
around
the
corner
he's
gone
and
there's
a
blood
splatter
there's
no
player
there
look
there's
a
huge
blood
splatter
like
did
I
hit
him
like
I
don't
know
double
need
kill
someone
50/50
on
the
essential
servers
and
I
don't
really
want
to
go
in
there
someone's
shooting
at
me
the
minute
is
farther
away
shooting
a
person
beyond
the
shooting
oh
thank
you
feeling
over
the
top
of
a
tree
or
something
smokes
ready
just
in
case
we
get
screwed
do
you
have
any
okay
yeah
somewhere
beyond
those
yeah
I
don't
know
yeah
travel
back
here
oh
yeah
we
can
just
sit
here
down
for
that
hit
him
he's
between
that
fork
tree
knocked
one
going
into
this
job
building
this
counts
as
a
dead
tree
close
ones
in
the
building
in
the
bathroom
they'll
find
me
oh
that's
abort
we're
getting
try
the
back
left
are
those
containers
or
something
oh
I
see
him
9500
I'm
gonna
pronin
he'll
he's
like
95
like
em
right
okay
at
least
not
one
bite
but
there's
still
one
over
here
was
the
tree
here
extra
bandage
for
specialist
five
hey
can
I
have
some
see
damn
I
should
I
ask
you
to
throw
him
to
me
70
I
don't
think
you
can
I
throw
our
first
aid
this
opportunity
the
one
guide
the
tree
guys
here
this
guy's
gonna
probably
get
up
into
those
crates
and
try
to
share
this
yeah
we
can
just
keep
moving
we
don't
have
to
fight
anything
guys
Regan
on
top
of
the
spillover
here
what
is
your
drive
what
can
you
believe
him
no
okay
I
must
be
friends
with
Kingsman
some
wire
up
the
Panthro
oh
using
the
create
some
offense
in
the
great
75
you
think
it's
no
one
I
just
see
one
she's
a
car
back
from
this
mini
guy
on
top
335
oh
shoot
oh
well
he
wants
this
don't
see
him
I
do
how
does
it
not
kill
him
man
I
had
shot
on
you
he's
like
in
the
blue
Oh
kind
of
not
guy
hits
me
my
best
has
22
health
[Applause]
yeah
I'm
moving
right
he's
using
burst
fire
see
one
doesn't
see
me
he's
right
in
front
me
to
4,500
meters
at
the
tree
okay
excuse
me
many
guys
smoking
he
doesn't
see
me
ahead
with
the
tree
okay
if
it
Nate
made
that
dead
forked
tree
can
you
get
it
go
okay
I'm
going
I'm
doing
it
cramming
it
love
your
work
shock
Oh
keep
it
up
good
job
to
job
okay
mini
guys
smoked
out
and
gonna
be
behind
us
I
see
him
I
saw
him
I
see
165
this
guy's
running
away
uh-oh
I'm
gonna
get
this
guy
owns
oh
there's
two
of
them
I
sounded
like
two
minis
yeah
it
sure
did
that
doesn't
make
any
sense
though
no
it
does
not
that's
Mickey
he's
me
before
you
peaked
I'm
good
we're
in
we
haven't
I
go
I'm
getting
a
little
closer
take
a
little
closer
look
the
COS
s
was
marginally
better
than
my
best
also
very
red
half
the
other
guy
who
was
shooting
us
the
current
he
eats
like
he's
gonna
be
running
for
us
kidding
me
dude
first
shot
broke
his
helmet
off
and
then
I
couldn't
hit
him
he's
Pro
ins
over
there
I'm
a
yellow
mark
yellow
mark
no
it's
prune
like
on
the
right
side
of
that
hill
he's
gonna
have
to
move
out
he's
gonna
have
to
move
a
bi'ness
flank
close
crouching
I'm
gonna
need
them
right
above
me
this
is
my
moment
dammit
that
was
good
yes
out
here's
the
pretty
good
3p
is
that
a
person
that's
a
rock
10
alive
yes
we're
trying
to
pull
a
fast
one
on
us
right
dudes
there's
another
hair
drop
please
give
us
fresh
yeah
I'm
checking
over
here
just
taking
a
little
look
this
seems
cool
yeah
I
can
see
pretty
far
as
it's
clear
air
drops
up
top
we
should
get
one
these
buildings
dude
like
my
mark
yellow
see
two
guys
145
we
should
just
get
this
building
hundred
percent
two
hundred
that's
it
me
I'm
not
afraid
though
oh
you
never
get
this
and
then
it's
my
shot
nice
dude
this
has
been
looted
with
closed
doors
so
watch
check
your
corners
all
right
all
right
we
should
win
from
in
here
getting
sweaty
here
I
want
to
win
this
okay
I'm
gonna
have
to
shoot
these
windows
my
other
option
is
this
that's
the
last
he
teams
up
on
that
upper
level
all
right
let's
go
the
thirsts
are
you
sure
it
wasn't
okay
boy
that
way
doesn't
matter
at
the
to
be
one
view
to
I
see
a
big
smoke
on
the
side
of
the
hill
185
okay
ya
see
that
too
guy
over
here
we're
shooting
a
Winchester
I'm
crouching
up
here
that's
gonna
be
close
Oh
No
so
stay
down
there
yes
we
can
take
the
track
vamos
mis
amigos
I
think
we
have
a
rotation
we're
gonna
be
looking
for
us
where
you
just
got
that
Co
me
I
hope
so
that's
like
the
only
building
in
o1
the
corner
it's
very
good
I
just
can't
see
anything
in
from
in
here
this
is
what
I
can
see
sick
it's
okay
at
least
we're
safe
maybe
we'll
get
double
needed
that
would
be
I
would
just
hello
okay
we're
still
in
hmm
like
that
could
have
come
from
the
top
actually
mm-hmm
I'm
fairly
certain
it
did
peek
it
from
down
here
we
thought
I
just
saw
one
in
the
one
of
doors
from
the
right
side
of
the
warehouse
but
I'm
not
sure
hey
you
do
do
you
all
in
the
right
outside
warehouse
loading
guns
sorry
nade
it's
not
time
let's
save
Mathur
need
you're
stuck
though
I
gotta
come
down
could
go
left
could
go
right
I
just
saw
one
cross
left
from
the
middle
door
right
once
all
the
way
left
my
ping
he's
like
out
at
the
fence
yeah
nice
talk
on
this
one
coming
here
okay
a
mine
kind
of
sex
maybe
I
hope
don't
get
double
nated
a
good
spot
where
if
I'd
done
with
the
DBS
from
here
oh
god
the
DBS
is
so
useless
man
they
have
nowhere
to
go
love
think
you're
right
I'm
gonna
throw
another
nade
now
actually
want
to
wait
a
second
do
you
have
needs
here
one
alright
you
going
right
oh
all
the
way
right
instead
I
got
this
dude
boom
boom
boom
boom
oh
that's
a
lot
of
us
love
lunch
oh
that's
so
much
blood
I
want
again
with
the
DBS
dude
it's
the
most
useless
gun
but
I
killed
him
in
at
14
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here
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god
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a
great
day
we
won
today
we
won
the
video
game
why
we
just
like
could
win
a
game
all
night
nobody
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just
can't
seem
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plans
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claims
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so
down
to
hang
out
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invite
them
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anything
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suddenly
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no
friends
now
there's
also
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friends
who
you
try
to
make
plans
with
who
give
vague
answers
about
their
commitment
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plan
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did
you
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want
to
get
food
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with
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yeah
yeah
you
a
tour
yeah
you
coming
left
on
red
and
then
later
that
night
when
you're
already
out
hey
sorry
I
had
to
do
some
errands
with
my
mom
but
I
thought
she's
in
China
right
now
yeah
are
you
in
China
right
now
yeah
here's
the
thing
with
these
kinds
of
flavours
they
enjoyed
the
mere
fact
that
they
are
considered
when
making
plans
it
hypes
them
up
because
they
are
being
included
they
feel
their
company's
desired
and
of
course
feeling
like
you're
wanted
is
amazing
but
they
might
not
necessarily
be
that
excited
for
the
activity
at
hand
they
just
like
being
part
of
something
because
they
know
an
activity
or
event
is
happening
they
suffer
from
fear
of
missing
out
or
FOMO
so
they
give
a
premature
agreement
to
the
invitation
without
necessarily
the
actual
intent
to
follow
through
well
why
don't
they
just
say
no
to
begin
with
you
might
be
asking
because
to
them
giving
a
flat
out
no
is
too
rude
saying
no
means
you're
unfun
and
Flickr's
don't
want
to
see
Mun
fun
they
want
their
invite
tea
to
feel
like
they're
thought
to
include
said
flaker
is
greatly
appreciated
even
if
they
aren't
fully
committed
to
go
they
want
people
to
believe
that
they
gave
all
of
their
efforts
towards
trying
to
be
present
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a
load
of
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they'll
try
to
give
an
excuse
that
steers
the
blame
away
from
them
and
frees
them
from
being
accountable
I
think
I
just
over
explained
the
definition
of
excuse
but
they
trust
that
their
friends
are
reasonable
and
forgiving
and
wouldn't
push
for
any
further
explanation
so
there
usually
aren't
any
consequences
unless
of
course
the
excuses
keep
happening
sorry
I
was
up
late
doing
work
and
I
slept
in
you're
unemployed
sorry
I
just
remembered
my
essays
due
tomorrow
you
dropped
out
two
weeks
ago
sorry
I'm
broke
you
watched
infinity
war
in
theaters
six
times
sorry
there's
two
millimeters
of
snow
outside
and
I
don't
have
winter
tires
oh
yeah
definitely
no
worries
your
safety
and
inability
to
drive
in
such
a
natural
disaster
excuses
you
from
missing
my
birthday
I
hope
you
enjoy
infinity
war
for
the
seventh
time
you
son
of
a
[ __ ]
and
then
you
have
the
trump
card
of
many
Flay
kurz
who
still
live
at
home
sorry
my
mom
said
no
sad
face
and
they
know
how
foolproof
this
is
because
you
can't
really
argue
with
anyone's
mom
mothers
are
the
ultimate
gatekeepers
they
are
literally
your
gateway
into
existence
flaking
has
become
so
easy
in
this
generation
because
of
technology
we
can
hide
behind
the
safety
of
a
screen
and
just
become
ghosts
on
command
when
it
benefits
us
but
the
disadvantage
here
is
that
if
you
do
decide
to
flake
you
better
not
be
posting
on
social
media
about
anything
else
other
than
lying
about
sleeping
early
because
you
value
your
health
and
want
a
good
sleep
schedule
what
a
[ __ ]
look
I
get
it
sometimes
things
do
come
up
and
you
can't
make
it
sometimes
your
excuses
are
sincere
but
you
need
to
be
careful
when
people
start
catching
on
people
can
see
patterns
and
also
your
Instagram
stories
you
can't
keep
living
the
FOMO
life
and
cry
wolf
forever
if
you
really
value
your
relationships
you
need
to
make
time
for
the
people
you
care
about
because
they've
cared
enough
for
you
to
take
time
out
of
their
days
and
like
I've
said
before
in
a
past
video
time
is
the
most
valuable
currency
we
have
it's
a
one-way
transaction
and
there
are
no
refunds
if
you
end
up
wasting
people's
time
they're
gonna
stop
investing
in
you
and
don't
confuse
flake
errs
for
busy
people
actual
busy
people
will
tell
you
ahead
of
time
or
upon
being
asked
that
they
are
unavailable
oh
cool
thanks
for
telling
me
now
I
know
only
to
reserve
five
seats
instead
of
six
flaker
z'
will
ask
you
to
save
a
seat
for
them
and
then
take
a
nap
for
the
rest
of
the
day
busy
people
will
tell
you
sorry
I
have
worked
during
the
week
to
Saturday
work
for
you
flaker
z'
will
have
work
all
week
and
then
tell
you
they're
free
anytime
busy
people
will
have
a
New
Year's
resolution
to
go
to
the
gym
four
times
a
week
but
only
manage
to
go
twice
a
week
flaker
z'
will
go
once
using
your
Guest
Pass
and
then
never
get
membership
the
sad
reality
with
flaker
z'
is
that
you
only
know
them
for
a
short
period
of
time
they
can
only
flake
so
long
until
they
fully
flake
out
on
their
relationships
and
what's
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unfortunate
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they
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their
friends
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them
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hang
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don't
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look
I'll
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when
you
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I
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wait
they
can't
go
on
he's
right
I've
been
a
bad
friend
it's
time
to
set
things
straight
or
gay
whatever
is
your
norm
I'm
not
judging
actually
I'm
free
now
you
guys
still
going
out
tonight
it's
all
good
man
since
your
mom
said
you
couldn't
we
invited
her
instead
it's
me
it's
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this episode was brought to you by a paid sponsorship for the awesome Kickstarter Humble would met when I was still getting to know the system I rolled up a deck ceedric onyx sorcerer I had a whole strategy to use mobility spells to bounce around the field jumping and feather falling into combat my blade Ward ready I wanted to make a single class ish and I thought a sorcerer was the key when I was looking into the archetype though I stumbled across an interesting cantrip welcome to this animated spell book true strike basically true strike lets you call out a creature and use magic to tune into their movements see weaknesses in their defenses gaps in their armor it's kind of like that thing in anime where they're like digestion the ancient fighting style known for its heavy reliance on raw power I must use my speed and strike at the lake anyway we were told of a desert town where my character had inherited a plot of land and so we went to go and claim our new base the generations abandoned in as soon as we got inside we could feel that something was amiss giants core ponies well regular sized scorpions um but it was our first fight and it was time to strut our stuff show off our abilities I raised my hand and I pointed at one of the scorpions who is I need to cast true strike time to dies core pony and I knew his every move before he made it the fighters split one of them in half the cleric smashed another to bits with his hammer the Warlock whiffed and eldritch blasts into a dusty couch it was nearly time for my turn I was ready I saw to dodge he leans back in the right that would be my place to strike and it was time I cast I'll open up not overexcited it was the Scorpions turn it lept through the air it's in gorgeou venom bulb glistening in the Desert Sun and as it pierced me it rolled a critical success - piercing damage Plus oh my god - ta poison at which point I think 30% of my blood supply was replaced by venom and of course I lost concentration and the final scorpion I finished the job with a modest tab 3 damage and I was unconscious at first I tried to blame bad luck and I started thinking about it true strike takes up one of your and trips an important feature it gives you advantage on your next round against a specific creature it sounds cool but it's concentration and only for one round so if you get hit hard and lose concentration have to switch targets your target gets killed or leaves range or you cast any spells basically if anything happens except what you expect to happen you waste around and for what exactly to roll 2d 20s and take the highest role hmm couldn't you just attack twice in two rounds rolling 2d 20s with twice the potential damage output and and with that realization unconscious I did a test roll just to see if I would have hit the scorpion and it replaced 20% of my blood with poison on my first roll oh and look at that in 18 I could have killed him but instead I wasted a turn fantasizing about hitting him and I got rekt true strike is bad their builds I'm sure Rogues etc where maybe it helps but if you're getting sneak attacks or planning some grand assassination just pick up fireball most people can't kill someone in a single hit anyways thanks for watching this episode brought to you by the humble a.net kickstarter humble it's a campaign setting an adventure for 5e it's got a whole new set a bird races new monsters and incredible art all from the awesome people over at deck of mini-com link in the description and hopefully on screen right