hey what's up guys everything Apple Pro here welcome back to another apple news segment we've got a ton of leaks today including iPhone 12 iPhone 13 stuff which we're hearing about before the iPhone 12 is even out but there's a lot from a new leaker and a ton of other Apple leaks now today I was thirteen point five point one was released ruining the fun with uncover 5.0 the first jailbreak I've ever personally contributed to and that was quite an eye-opening experience looking into the world of iowa's security Thank You pone for that there will be more zero days oh and hey pone if things get a little too hard for you I hear that there's a new segment that might need jailbreaking soon just amazing that jailbreaking is still happening in this day and age I was thirteen point five point five beta one followed shortly after and this includes some hints at a new audio section coming to news Plus MacRumors was able to discover some features and glyphs in Iowa's thirteen point five point five that directly relate to audio support for Apple News Plus and depict the new air pod studio once again those are coming very soon an exclusive for max wine back he's saying that the firmware has been finalized they're ready to be flashed on to the production units so that launch is happening imminently likely at WWDC oh and this is the last day for the for iPhone 11 pro giveaway also regarding phone rebel cases so we started shipping frosted if you haven't gotten your tracking you will this week or early next week depending on your positioning in the order numbers crystal and rebel will follow start rolling out on June 8th and for everyone that does have tracking it takes three to four days for it to cross the border and then show up in the system also been working on some amazing gadgets the strengths that lock mount gives you you know for accessories it's amazing I cannot wait for the ecosystem we build here and back to the leaks so digit times is reporting that Apple is working on a ambient light sensor that they want to include in a future version of air pods this would possibly enable heart rate monitoring or a blood oxygen saturation sensor in future versions of air pods it's something that we've known Apple has been working on for quite some time with patents and we may finally see air pods gain some health capabilities and with WWDC just three weeks away the verifier is reporting that all iphones currently supported on iOS tene will also support iOS 14 amazing news because the iPhone 6s and se are still very capable devices happy to see them being supported for yet another year there's some info will be sharing from this new Twitter leaker starting with this he's saying that in either iPad OS 14 or 15 Apple will be adding multi user support to iPad OS saying that with this feature iPad OS is moving ever closer to Mac OS ok in the iPhone 13 so let's talk about the iPhone that comes after the iPhone that's not even released yet I mean nothing unusual here is Apple is working on iPhones years in advance so Twitter leaker fudge shared this concept image with us telling us to take it with a grain of salt but it's apparently what the new camera layout could look like on the upcoming iPhone 13 or 12 s John Prosser immediately shuts this down saying this is completely untrue saying that Apple would likely be keeping the same layout from the iPhone 12 on the iPhone 13 processor himself goes on to tease that he will be sharing some iPhone 13 details fairly soon not even surprised at this point I mean why not iPhone 14 details this guy's completely spoiled the Apple glass announcement what next now that new Twitter leaker is telling us the Apple is looking to take the iPhone 13 in a new design direction with an all-new camera design so there could be some merit to that leak and fudge goes on to detail the d6 X the iPhone 13 camera the specs themselves and it seems that not the iPhone 12 but the iPhone that comes after will be the huge leap in megapixels and all the other details that we've been hearing about some of the iPhone 12 will stay relatively unchanged and fudge goes on to detail the actual megapixel counts and more details regarding the camera on the iPhone 13 he says that the wide-angle lens will now be 64 megapixels with 1 x optical zoom and 6 x digital a telephoto lens will be 40 megapixels with 3 to 5 optical zoom and then 15 to 20 x digital zoom and apparently the new lens aside from the lighter sensor will be a 64 megapixel anamorphic video centric lens with a 2 to 1 to 1 ratio and the ultra wide lens would be a 40 megapixel shooter with reverse optical zoom 0.25 X 4 an even bigger capture area from the same spot compared to 11pro and a lidar 4.0 sensor no details given but of course would be more capable than the outgoing model on the iPhone 12 and that Twitter leaker goes on to say that Apple will be adding mini LED technology to the iPhone 13 Pro and the Apple watch series 7 in 2021 along with the iPad pro and MacBook Pro so finally mini LED is happening just not this year he also goes on to say that the iPhone 13 pro will be all screen so no knotch not happening in 2020 happening in 2021 on the pro models supposedly he goes on to say that Apple will be adding a reverse wireless charging to the iPhone 13 in 2021 and you'll be able to charge iPhones air pods or another iPhone on the back of the iPhone 13 and that Apple will be adding this feature to the palm rest on MacBook Pros also another reminder by Fudge that we will never see USB C on an iPhone app will be going straight away to the smart connector in 2021 we got a quick glimpse of that in the earlier iPhone 12 prototypes not happening this year but happening next year and this new leaker does confirm this saying MagSafe will be available either on the side or the bottom of the iPhone 13 in 2021 Apple is skipping USBC altogether and going straight to a port list feature and lastly this leaker says that Apple might be ditching the iPhone number naming altogether and the iPhone could just be iPhone pro starting with the iPhone 13 okay and moving on to iPhone 12 stuff Mac Takara has once again shared cads 3d printed cads of the iPhone 12 lineup there's really nothing new here not sure why they're sharing it again but they do confirm that the SIM card tray has been relocated to the left side this new Twitter leaker shares that the iPhone 12 base model will also come with an 18 watt fast charger currently only the 11 pros have this inbox and an iPhone 12 logic board has leaked more akin to that of the iPhone 11 than of the 11 probe it's more of an l-shaped now and I had expert federico server who's an iphone repair specialist look into it and he says that this is an actual board being used on a real iphone that's what the 820 number signifies and the sim card tray will be all the way on the bottom which is what leads me to believe it's from an iphone 12 not a 12 pro as line up with the current outgoing cats now display analyst Ross Young has given us exact specs for the displays on the iPhone 12 lineup a couple interesting tidbits here first off the pixels per inch display density will be mostly the same on this year's iPhones between 458 and 475 depending on the model and we may see vastly improved display brightness on the iPhone 12 pro the pro XDR display between a thousand to 1600 nits using the latest samsung technology now this hasn't been calibrated properly on the Samsung end they don't have the capability to do 1,600 but it will definitely be more than the 800 nits on the 11 Pro and Ross Young does believe there will be a six-week delay in production so likely in October launch and Ross young also gathers that a 120 Hertz display will be more likely released in 2021 when the LTP o technology is actually available on the iPhone again it's still possible that it could happen on this year's iPhones as rumored it'll switch between 60 to 120 Hertz it won't necessarily be fully variable where it goes from 1 to 120 like it would with an LT Pio display and Ming Chico reports that this year's iPhones may be the first without wired ear pods in the box this will do two things for Apple 1 save on production costs keeping the prices as low as we heard that they would be and be more of an enticement for you to purchase air pods in the future there's also a new NFC specification which Apple could use on this year's iPhone to enable reverse wireless charging it only enables a 1 watt capability of this tech but it's something at least in any case it will happen on the iPhone 13 and this year's iPhones may be the first to support the new Wi-Fi 6e standard the e stands for extended so it helps with a very congested network to keep data throughput running smoothly and some research from the US Army has resulted in a new 5g switch which is 50 times more efficient as switching versus current 5g switches this would enable an insane difference in battery life on future iPhones or wherever this tech eventually ends up I mean it's optimistic think it'll come to an iPhone but it's great that this tech is out there and John Prosser has reported that we're more likely to see an October event based on the way things are going and then a launch later on in November for the iPhone 12 and digit times is reporting that Apple is prioritizing production for the 6.1 inch iPhones first as those likely will be the bestsellers with the pro models following after and Cohen investment bank is reporting that the iPhone 12 is more likely to launch in November based on the way things are going and Apple is reportedly ordering 13% less iPhones based on the demand that they see and fudge is reporting that it's possible we'll be seeing an AR M macbook sooner than we expected with the new twitter leaker chiming in saying it could happen this fall and Twitter leaker loved to dream is reporting that the micro led Apple watch Series six which we heard so much about not happening likely probably slated for 2021 so the same display on this year's Apple watch Jeff who's reporting that we'll be seeing a mini led iPad pro iMac pro MacBook Pro rolling out in 2021 a 905 Mac is exclusively reporting the Apple will be rebuilding the messages application on Mac OS completely for 10.16 thank goodness as it's a complete mess right now the search system is broken it's just a terrible experience at something curious so Samsung is pining to release quantum technology in their smartphones so they're the first smartphone to release a chip the quantum security chip is what they call it in a smartphone the new Galaxy a series I'm not gonna lie it's still taking me a while to process what quantum technology is but this is the first leap towards bringing that technology to a smartphone it adds an extra authentication layer to certain processes and who knows when we may finally see some quantum technology in an iPhone 20 years 30 years all right guys thanks for watching so excited for WWDC last day for the giveaway stay tuned


what's up guys before I jump in today's video I'm a part of scuff madness where we're in the running for our very own custom branded espresso scuf controller every usage of code espresso helps big-time whether that be a three dollar key chain eight dollar charging cable or a full-on controller it all counts the same and is a huge help so if you are interested in helping out the links in the description below but only if you want to anyways let's get to the content early on on a games life it can sometimes take some time to find your footing and be items that are truly better than others when you consider that there are a lot of stable drop items in abundance like your bear scars mg 34s and model six 80s those naturally aren't the weapons that you want to be using and things that want to be equipping to give yourself the best chance especially lasting late in game so what things should you be using what should you be equipping to give yourself the best competitive advantage to last in a late-game and then possibly even win and be that Victor out of 150 players who drop in with the same hopes of trying to get that crown a victory today I want to share with you guys a bit of my list here on what dare I say is the most overpowered items in warzone often times I'm not a huge fan of that term but in some regards there are definitely things on us list that I expect to be adjusted with tuning passes in the future because they absolutely can get wild some even borderline unfair in the state that are in now but that's said as we go along Luminara thoughts below what's the most wild thing you've encountered in war zone so far and maybe that you'd throw on this list as well do be sure to the subscribe button if you haven't done so already to stay to date with all things modern warfare and all things war zone on a daily basis anyways let's jump into it first let's start with one that I've absolutely been loving we talked about it a little bit in yesterday's video about our tips to win and some things that I think can really help your chances in game highly recommend that if you guys haven't seen it already but it's Opie for a few reasons if you ask me that being the thermal optics firstly it's relatively easy to get and we'll get to why in just a few but the thermal on say a sniper often times can reveal players all the way around the map which to me makes it Opie for the scouting and information aspect here there's a small percentage of players that will have cold blooded on so that helps obviously because you can't get perks and naturally you have to end up getting a loadout drop to have any perks but then to also have that plus cold blooded equipped again it's a very small percentage of players you'll encounter but ultimately the majority of players will leave visible from the nur heat signatures and the way a lot of the thermals work out this is something that they will stand out like a sore thumb when scouting the different areas but if you say pop it on a sniper having that extra added distance of the magnification will help out big-time but what makes it Opie to a degree in my opinion is that if you slap this on with a thermal you can gain high ground and completely see everything in the map and the enemies no matter how far they are of course they will get smaller as you go further across the map trying to scout out that's just the distance there but there doesn't seem to be a render distance cap on character models for how far these sniper scopes and thermals also can see and black out there is actually I think it was 400 meters player models would not render so you wouldn't have any idea if there was somebody directly out in front of you across the map because you wouldn't be able to see them that's not the case here though with warzone you can easily see players still again even if they are a little bit smaller with no exaggeration from end to end of the map given the right elevation and line of sight this can be absolutely insane for scouting and gaining information on engagements coming up or ones that you may want to pick off so absolutely give this a go if you have the option next thing what I talked about was one that when you think about it an MP I almost made a video about the most useless items for modern warfare but when you consider this now in warzone it is actually Opie that being the heartbeat sensor now the heartbeat sensor again an MP I would never take but when you consider that I don't know stuns concussions decoy grenades they may not have as much a purpose as they do in close quarters engagements like an MP whereas you have an entire world in warzone with plunder and BR but the heartbeat says there is one that you can use infinitely it doesn't run out it's not something you have to reacquire once you use it once you can pull it out at any point it makes it incredibly powerful is that the range isn't like what we knew of back in say modern warfare 2 where it was a kind of short distance this actually has quite a long distance on it you can see it ping through multiple surfaces multiple buildings and it will let you know players in their general location this is absolutely a beautiful scouting tool and trying to know where enemies may be either at late game or even early game you can take it and drive around in a vehicle that's something myself and my squad have done quite a bit where one player will run that heartbeat sensor will drive around get relative location of an enemy then pinch in on them and get some eliminations late-game it's incredibly helpful if say we had an engagement where there is a field we had a bunch of hills that were obstructing our view we didn't know exactly where these players were so we kind of knew alright this area is safe because there's no heartbeat pings and there's three four five on this side so we knew how to take those rotations overall it's just a really powerful tool that is really undervalued an MP because it doesn't really do a lot but when it translates over into warzone it's an entirely different world an entirely different scenario and it's definitely something worth taking next I want to talk about something with the UAVs now these of course are incredibly important for rotations and of course late-game also but one thing that's absolutely huge I think is the fact that you can actually work this to become an advanced a UAV we mentioned this in passing yesterday but if you end to other squad mates or you have of course just multiple chances to buy them you can buy them quickly in succession and do this by yourself but if you activate three UAVs it becomes an advanced UAV that for the duration of those UAVs that are called in it showcases the red icon for players that showcases the direction they're looking and also their real time movement plus also doesn't just have regular pings it showcases everything there the entire time on that mini-map so it can become absolutely a powerful tool and this one I don't think is one that will be adjusted I think this is definitely something that takes coordination to do and was absolutely something that on the back end was thought out that how can we encourage team play but also reward that in the same way that it becomes one of those things that okay should I use the suebi now or should we save it to get an advanced later next I want to talk some weaponry because there definitely are some weapons that stand out head and shoulders above others that players don't really consider because they may not be necessarily in their normal repertoire of weapons first let's start out with the r9o shotgun this is one that the two burst is incredibly powerful doug is raw absolutely annihilated me with this when we were out of Infinity Ward getting early access gameplay of this and that was the moment that I knew alright that's gonna be something ridiculous and it's made its way to where it is now without really any adjustments so close quarters the time to kill of the are ninety and also the origin if we really want to get out there is incredibly fast you can end up shredding through enemies close quarters like absolutely no other usually about two standard double pumps of that will do the trick though you can do it in one but it's an absolute powerhouse of a weapon and one that if you want to shake up your own personal meta definitely try and run something with this where you do have it for close quarters engagements another weapon I do expect to see a little bit more of is that of the aughh with five five six rounds this can absolutely challenge the majority of engagements though of course not along like sniper range but overall it's again one of those weapons that like the r9t close quarters or mid range can absolutely shred and it's very easy to handle now I have no idea if we're gonna end up seeing any weapon tuning at any point with warzone but well I'm seeing how that plays out but wow you can definitely take advantage of those two weapons now those both are obtainable by loadout drops which is the next thing that I kind of want to talk about which again overpowered is such a strange term to me and it was definitely built in the game to allow for more personalized levels of play but right now it is kind of borderline opie but it might not be a huge problem because everyone has access to it but loadout drops for $6,000 can give you whatever loadout you want perks and all which is where it kind of takes away the BR element of Br it's not something that you are only dependent on whatever the RNG gives you thus creating new scenarios every single time you jump in this adds a layer of predictability to your own engagements and thus is why I think that it can be opie in some capacity and why I've heard people saying we need some changes here for it whether that be to bump that price tag up to ten thousand dollars or make four six thousand dollars a loadout drop only individual so that your entire team doesn't get it I would expect some changes to be made just so that that meta is something that isn't too dependent on that but we'll see where that comes but for right now it's absolutely worthwhile one thing that I do want to mention off of that though extending past that loadout drops in the only way you can end up getting perks in one perk that has absolutely been kind of a surprise to me is that of tracker trackers a perk that in mp is I'd say a little bit more overlooked I'd more so go with amped add more so go with battle-hardened but in an a battle royale format tracker is actually really worthwhile it's not something that's gonna showcase footsteps from across the map where a player may have been there three minutes ago but if you're hunting down a player or a squad with your team you may lose track of where somebody goes dipping into a building this though will help negate that you know exactly where they'll be going and so therefore you can then adequately shift how you want to take the engagement it's definitely worthwhile for more close-quarter scenarios and stuff that if you are hunting a team well it fits that category nicely and if I don't thing that I want to talk about is one that is an attachment I think we'll see players adapt to an add-on basically every single loadout they have on offer that being the monolithic suppressor what's strange is that the Battle Royale mini-map acts as how the mini-map should have acted too many players in mp but still to this day does not shots will show up on your mini-map and thus give away your position and with it being something that in Battle Royale naturally if players hear a gunfight going on they're obviously gonna go right towards that they're gonna go towards the action to get that third party so if you can take this not only just in the way of helping yourself to have that element of surprise and have the people you may be engaging not necessarily know where you're at immediately the monolithic suppressor helps out big time because it takes that dot off the mini-map but also adds damage and range to whatever weapon you're using so really there is no downside here to it you gain damage you gain range and also stay off the radar for where players may be immediately able to track your relative location so absolutely I think that is a must-have as well and thus is in the top category for what I think are the most powerful items within warzone so that I think is we're gonna wrap it up I'd love to get your thoughts and feedback down there in the comment section down below I've been no life in war zone and I've found this stuff to be incredibly helpful so wanna share it with you guys but I said if you guys have anything you'd like to add to this list maybe take away whatever it is feel for Tuchman or thoughts in the comments down below but hopefully enjoyed the video if you did it makes you drop a like down below and of course be our new to the channel make sure you guys subscribe so it was a single 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what
even
is
stuffing
the
stuffing
that
people
here
in
the
u.s
commonly
have
at
our
november
feast
of
thanksgiving
is
a
savory
bread
pudding
that
is
a
mass
of
wet
bread
it's
weird
when
i
think
how
old
i
was
before
i
figured
that
out
like
we
had
stuffing
every
thanksgiving
and
christmas
growing
up
i
loved
it
had
no
idea
what
it
was
you
could
have
told
me
it's
soylent
brown
but
it's
bread
mostly
bread
wet
bread
here's
some
less
easily
answered
questions
if
this
is
stuffing
is
this
stuffing
even
though
it's
not
in
the
bird
or
is
it
dressing
or
are
they
both
dressing
why
do
some
people
say
dressing
instead
of
stuffing
why
am
i
saying
stuffing
and
not
dressing
is
all
dressing
or
stuffing
really
made
of
bread
and
why
would
we
have
wet
bread
with
our
chicken
or
turkey
in
the
first
place
also
how
do
you
make
it
come
friends
let
us
seek
these
answers
together
putting
things
inside
meat
is
a
very
old
practice
people
generally
point
to
this
first
century
roman
cookbook
as
the
first
written
example
lots
of
stuffed
meats
in
here
but
surely
this
is
a
practice
millennia
older
than
rome
or
writing
i
reckon
there
are
two
conditions
of
pre-modern
cooking
that
would
have
made
stuffing
advantageous
scarcity
of
ingredients
and
scarcity
of
tools
virtually
all
food
is
vastly
more
plentiful
today
than
it
has
been
for
most
of
human
history
but
especially
so
meat
if
you're
in
a
situation
where
you've
got
way
more
hungry
mouths
than
beasts
to
slay
you're
looking
for
ways
of
stretching
your
meat
making
a
little
bit
of
meat
feed
a
lot
more
people
soup
or
stew
is
a
great
way
of
stretching
meat
all
the
animal's
nutrition
stays
in
the
broth
and
it
flavors
all
the
other
stuff
in
the
broth
but
if
you're
roasting
your
meat
you're
sacrificing
much
more
of
its
precious
nutrition
to
the
fire
all
of
that
melting
fat
and
protein-rich
juice
is
just
dripping
away
one
way
to
salvage
it
is
to
put
a
tray
of
some
kind
under
the
beast
and
put
some
absorbent
food
on
that
tray
potatoes
in
this
case
but
instead
put
in
a
batter
of
wheat
flour
eggs
and
milk
and
you
would
have
yorkshire
pudding
in
there
the
drip
tray
with
edible
stuff
on
it
addresses
our
pre-modern
scarcity
of
ingredient
problem
it
doesn't
really
address
our
scarcity
of
tool
problem
when
one
considers
that
having
a
flame
and
water
safe
tray
of
some
kind
to
put
under
your
food
is
not
something
that
humans
could
have
taken
for
granted
until
pretty
recently
at
least
not
most
humans
and
hey
why
would
you
be
roasting
meat
over
a
fire
in
the
first
place
certainly
one
reason
might
have
been
that
you
didn't
have
a
pot
with
which
to
make
soup
or
stew
putting
absorbent
food
into
the
meat
solves
all
these
problems
whatever
you've
got
some
grains
some
bread
some
dried
fruits
some
tubers
some
rice
you
just
jam
it
in
there
and
it
absorbs
a
lot
of
the
goodness
that
would
otherwise
have
just
been
wasted
when
it
dripped
away
and
then
the
meat
itself
becomes
the
cooking
vessel
you
don't
need
a
pot
or
a
tray
the
meat
is
the
pot
for
that
same
reason
you
might
put
non-absorbent
things
inside
meat
too
like
other
meat
little
scraps
of
flesh
or
fat
or
organs
that
you've
got
like
you
try
cooking
a
brain
on
a
spit
over
a
fire
it
wouldn't
work
you
got
to
stick
it
inside
something
else
and
there
are
tons
of
historic
recipes
for
meat
stuffed
into
other
meats
but
they
usually
have
some
absorbent
plant
material
in
there
as
well
and
stale
bread
is
really
the
perfect
thing
for
the
job
until
the
20th
century
most
americans
for
example
would
have
eaten
way
more
bread
than
anything
else
and
that
bread
would
have
not
contained
modern
dough
conditioners
that
delay
stalin
it
would
have
gone
hard
and
dry
within
a
day
of
baking
and
stuffing
would
have
been
a
great
way
to
use
it
when
i
make
stuffing
i
have
to
do
something
that
my
ancestors
never
did
which
is
intentionally
dry
out
my
bread
so
that
it
can
absorb
the
poultry
juice
that's
coming
you
could
do
that
by
cutting
or
tearing
up
your
bread
laying
it
out
on
a
pan
and
then
just
leaving
that
on
top
of
the
fridge
or
something
for
a
few
days
but
with
dough
conditioners
even
that
might
not
work
so
great
i
usually
just
put
it
in
the
oven
at
like
300
fahrenheit
150c
for
at
least
half
an
hour
during
that
time
i
can
finely
chop
my
onions
carrots
and
celery
the
celery
is
crucial
for
the
classic
thanksgiving
taste
from
my
childhood
i
just
sharpened
my
knife
so
it's
cutting
really
great
almost
as
great
as
my
new
razor
from
the
sponsor
of
this
video
harry's
whom
i'll
now
briefly
thank
harry's
is
a
personal
care
brand
that's
reinvented
the
way
that
i
shave
helping
me
to
shave
in
a
premium
hassle-free
way
honestly
i
was
originally
drawn
to
harry's
because
the
products
look
classy
but
it's
also
about
more
than
looks
harry's
has
just
released
their
sharpest
blades
ever
from
their
german
factory
at
shockingly
low
prices
still
just
two
dollars
for
a
refill
and
that's
sharp
enough
to
split
the
semantic
hairs
between
stuffing
and
dressing
let
alone
the
hairs
on
my
face
i
love
the
feel
of
the
weighted
handles
i
love
the
sense
of
the
shaving
cream
and
other
products
it's
musky
and
manly
plus
harry
supports
great
causes
by
giving
one
percent
of
their
global
sales
to
non-profit
organizations
that
provide
mental
health
care
to
men
in
need
you
could
go
online
and
order
this
beautiful
gift
box
for
the
holidays
or
you
could
get
this
little
trial
kit
for
just
three
dollars
if
you
use
my
link
in
the
description
harry's
dot
com
slash
adamar
use
that
link
you'll
be
supporting
the
channel
and
you'll
get
a
trial
kit
for
three
bucks
thank
you
harry's
so
we
got
our
veg
sliced
up
you
gotta
remember
to
stir
up
the
bread
a
few
times
while
you're
baking
it
or
the
stuff
on
the
bottom
will
not
dry
out
when
it's
done
you
can
easily
grind
it
into
even
finer
pieces
remember
that
it's
gonna
rehydrate
and
expand
in
the
stuffing
so
you
want
the
pieces
pretty
small
you
don't
have
to
put
an
egg
in
your
stuffing
but
it
does
help
bind
it
together
egg
is
in
bread
puddings
of
all
kinds
for
that
very
reason
i'll
dump
in
some
dried
bread
vegetables
seasonings
to
me
this
is
the
flavor
of
thanksgiving
the
combination
of
dried
sage
and
dried
thyme
a
little
pinch
of
salt
mix
it
up
and
here
we
can
see
why
large
birds
such
as
chicken
and
turkeys
have
always
been
so
likely
to
be
stuffed
they
already
have
a
hole
in
them
the
cavity
where
the
bird's
organs
used
to
be
and
could
be
again
if
you
chop
up
your
giblets
and
put
them
into
your
stuffing
you
could
also
put
in
some
sausage
a lot
of
people
do
that
some
people
put
in
oysters
oysters
often
paired
with
bread
crumbs
because
they
put
out
so
much
liquid
that
needs
to
be
absorbed
the
problem
of
course
with
stuffing
the
cavity
of
the
bird
is
that
the
cavity
formerly
housed
the
digestive
system
which
is
the
source
of
all
of
that
pathogenic
bacteria
we
gotta
worry
about
with
poultry
in
particular
and
the
cavity
is
center
mass
on
this
thing
which
means
the
stuffing
deep
in
there
is
going
to
be
the
last
place
the
heat
reaches
as
you
can
see
my
stuffing
has
not
yet
reached
a
safe
temperature
while
my
white
meat
is
more
than
done
this
is
why
the
united
states
department
of
agriculture
among
other
authorities
recommends
against
actually
stuffing
the
bird
you
can
instead
do
what
i
do
every
thanksgiving
and
melt
a
huge
quantity
of
butter
in
a
pan
then
i'll
cook
my
chopped
onion
carrots
and
celery
until
they're
most
of
the
way
soft
stirring
constantly
dump
in
the
dried
bread
thyme
and
sage
big
pinch
of
salt
crack
in
a
couple
eggs
for
binding
and
then
enough
cartoned
chicken
broth
to
moisten
it
a
bit
the
wetter
you
like
your
stuffing
the
more
broth
you
should
stir
in
this
is
going
to
be
on
the
wet
side
it
should
be
more
crumbly
if
you
like
it
dry
throw
it
in
the
oven
uncovered
if
you
want
that
crispy
brown
top
which
i
absolutely
do
and
30
to
45
minutes
later
it's
done
i
prefer
this
method
because
it's
safer
and
because
it
can
make
way
more
stuffing
this
way
also
with
more
brown
surface
area
but
a
lot
of
people
would
argue
that
is
not
stuffing
because
we
did
not
actually
stuff
it
into
the
bird
it
should
actually
be
called
dressing
stuffing
is
made
in
the
bird
dressing
is
made
outside
the
bird
but
i
think
a
lot
of
the
informed
people
who
would
say
that
are
speaking
prescriptively
rather
than
descriptively
which
is
fine
they're
saying
this
is
a
semantic
distinction
that
we
should
use
so
that
we
can
more
clearly
communicate
what
exactly
we're
cooking
and
eating
but
if
you
want
to
address
this
topic
descriptively
it's
a
lot
more
complicated
because
if
you
look
at
historic
recipes
from
the
19th
and
early
20th
century
dressing
and
stuffing
are
used
interchangeably
they're
still
used
interchangeably
they're
both
used
to
describe
foods
cooked
within
the
bird
or
without
the
bird
what
we
can
say
for
certain
is
there's
a
regional
distinction
here
in
the
u.s
here's
people
searching
google
for
thanksgiving
stuffing
versus
thanksgiving
dressing
the
american
southeast
is
dialectically
very
distinct
from
the
rest
of
the
country
and
down
here
most
people
say
dressing
i
say
stuffing
because
i'm
originally
from
up
here
in
pennsylvania
there
is
a
commonly
held
belief
that
the
reason
they
favor
the
term
dressing
down
here
in
the
south
is
because
dressing
is
less
profane
than
stuffing
the
south
historically
is
more
socially
conservative
than
the
north
and
the
term
stuffing
conjures
positively
scandalous
images
of
an
object
penetrating
a
body
between
its
legs
heaven
forbid
that's
a
fun
story
but
for
what
it's
worth
i
can
find
no
scholarly
or
primary
source
to
back
it
up
lots
of
articles
on
the
internet
attribute
this
to
an
article
on
the
history
channel
website
that
itself
cites
no
primary
sources
i
would
like
for
that
story
to
be
true
but
i
have
no
idea
if
it
actually
is
true
what
i
do
know
is
that
the
term
dressing
more
broadly
refers
to
all
of
the
actions
necessary
to
prepare
an
animal
for
consumption
it's
a
very
old
term
used
in
that
sense
it's
still
used
by
hunters
to
describe
gutting
the
animal
skinning
it
plucking
it
it's
a
pretty
natural
leap
to
refer
to
all
of
the
stuff
that
you
put
on
the
animal
to
prepare
it
as
a
noun
a
substance
called
dressing
that
results
from
the
act
of
dressing
maybe
they
say
dressing
in
the
south
because
the
south
is
historically
a
lot
more
rural
and
therefore
terms
used
by
hunters
and
such
would
be
more
likely
to
be
retained
in
the
general
dialect
just
an
informed
guess
on
my
part
and
here's
another
informed
guess
if
we
look
on
google
engrams
we
can
see
that
the
term
turkey
stuffing
rapidly
overtakes
turkey
dressing
in
popularity
right
around
1970.
what
happened
around
then
well
a
woman
named
ruth
seems
invented
stovetop
stuffing
the
first
mass-market
stuffing
in
a
box
she
was
a
northerner
so
naturally
she
called
it
stuffing
though
ironically
the
virtue
of
her
invention
is
that
it
allowed
stuffing
to
be
prepared
entirely
outside
the
bird
entirely
in
the
pan
on
the
stovetop
and
therefore
many
people
would
say
it's
dressing
and
not
stuffing
but
it's
stove
top
stuffing
that's
the
brand
name
i'm
using
the
pepperidge
farm
imitator
by
the
way
because
that's
what
i
grew
up
eating
it's
still
my
favorite
stuffing
sorry
not
sorry
again
this
is
just
a
guess
on
my
part
but
it
does
seem
to
me
that
the
national
marketing
campaign
for
that
insanely
popular
product
could
have
pushed
the
whole
language
in
this
country
at
least
toward
using
stuffing
instead
of
dressing
whatever
you
call
it
happy
thanksgiving
and
go
get
that
wet
bread
feed
me


all
right
boys
listen
up
usually
I
have
a
good
plan
on
what
I'm
gonna
do
for
the
video
but
today
honestly
I'm
kind
of
clueless
just
because
Sam
and
I
we
were
supposed
to
go
riding
today
through
some
charity
suppose
save
some
jumps
Sally
that's
not
gonna
happen
because
even
started
to
rain
so
the
first
thing
that
I
want
to
do
is
I
just
want
to
go
over
and
I
want
to
read
you
that
oil
pan
because
obviously
yesterday's
video
I
messed
it
up
a
little
almost
lost
it
there
and
I
need
to
fix
that
everyone
makes
mistakes
hopefully
guys
darn
it
speaking
of
mistakes
I
just
messed
up
there
anyways
I
want
to
do
that
before
anything
just
so
that
engine
can
be
done
and
out
of
the
way
so
we
can
actually
start
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at
the
GTR
because
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some
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guys
today
but
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I've
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procrastinating
because
I
just
didn't
want
to
do
the
oil
pan
I
know
it's
easy
but
like
the
fact
that
I
had
to
do
it
twice
yesterday
and
still
it
wasn't
done
I
just
didn't
want
to
touch
it
anymore
I
go
over
here
Sam
he
spent
the
morning
doing
it
for
me
dude
what
the
hell
check
out
his
video
if
you
want
to
see
it
but
um
he
brought
this
to
Harvey
he
welded
up
the
bung
right
there
where
I
messed
up
and
we
did
it
to
the
intake
side
and
he
actually
did
it
to
the
right
side
we
were
gonna
do
the
1
6
pan
but
so
you
tried
to
do
that
first
lined
up
and
you
can
see
just
how
much
longer
the
180
is
oh
my
god
yeah
so
much
longer
almost
2
inches
the
holy
crap
so
we
wouldn't
we
could
never
use
that
anyway
well
now
you
know
this
is
sick
dude
so
I
guess
the
engines
done
for
now
like
I
said
the
only
thing
we
need
is
the
front
covers
which
we
need
to
take
a
ride
to
treasure
kosu
and
I
really
want
to
go
there
but
um
yeah
they're
gonna
have
all
that
front
stuff
hopefully
and
then
we
can
just
button
this
thing
up
but
hey
man
I
guess
he's
done
for
the
day
hell
yeah
let's
go
look
at
the
GTR
alright
guys
so
I'm
at
the
body
shop
right
now
so
I
figured
I'd
give
you
a
little
update
they
already
started
working
on
the
GTR
so
we
actually
had
some
mixed
emotions
down
in
the
comments
yesterday
50%
of
you
said
but
yes
let's
go
with
the
side-skirts
50%
of
you
no
leave
it
how
it
is
it
looks
great
I
mean
no
matter
what
at
the
end
of
the
day
these
side
skirts
if
I
don't
like
them
they
can
be
temporary
um
they're
just
gonna
be
double-sided
tapes
and
there's
gonna
be
screws
right
there
in
the
factory
position
and
behind
as
well
so
it's
not
that
big
of
a
deal
at
the
end
of
the
day
I'm
just
gonna
have
painted
side
skirts
but
as
you
can
see
Gabe
already
took
off
the
stock
side
skirts
and
I'm
really
pumped
because
this
was
a
grade
or
that's
what
though
that's
the
lowest
grade
yeah
it
means
it
was
crashed
and
repaired
right
yeah
exactly
and
the
reason
why
I
got
the
grade
are
because
one
it
was
a
lot
cheaper
and
two
I
got
to
see
like
the
sheet
and
the
paper
work
and
in
Japan
before
they
go
to
the
auction
they
have
to
mark
everything
wrong
with
the
car
and
everything
and
it
wasn't
too
bad
but
as
you
can
see
the
rocker
panel
it
has
zero
rust
zero
damage
which
I
am
super
super
pumped
on
for
a
really
old
car
this
is
really
nice
so
what
gives
you
and
right
now
is
he's
just
driving
off
all
of
the
leftover
double-sided
tape
with
this
fancy
thing
and
I
think
they're
gonna
start
to
test
fit
side
skirts
today
which
I'm
pretty
pumped
about
and
I'm
really
excited
to
get
this
card
back
a
bit
weak
but
it's
alright
alright
guys
so
before
this
video
gets
any
further
I
just
want
to
give
you
one
last
update
on
the
gt-r
before
this
thing
is
finally
done
they
already
mocked
up
the
side
skirt
and
stuff
and
the
reason
why
I
want
to
film
this
is
because
exactly
what
tommy
said
yesterday
is
these
things
aren't
just
throw
it
on
and
go
you
guys
actually
had
to
cut
a
lot
of
material
off
and
your
doors
were
actually
touching
so
we
had
to
shave
this
back
to
here
and
make
the
body
line
in
order
to
make
it
work
so
we
could
tape
it
up
so
I
left
one
off
so
we
could
actually
show
you
and
you
guys
had
to
like
mold
all
of
this
and
everything
alright
so
inevitably
this
was
part
of
the
additional
piece
that
setup
they
here
now
we
trim
that
off
so
we
can
sit
it
flat
this
is
flush
and
if
we
be
able
to
put
tape
underneath
see
what
I
mean
by
building
up
the
back
this
is
a
repair
it's
too
flexible
and
then
crack
okay
so
this
is
what
I
mean
when
I
say
you
got
to
do
some
bodywork
or
repair
work
to
it
prior
to
doing
anything
hmm
once
it's
mocked
up
you
put
it
on
obviously
you
have
to
sand
it
fit
it
build
this
up
some
more
this
is
just
enough
for
us
to
see
if
we
could
tape
now
I
had
a
custom
buy
some
brackets
which
I
bought
a
bunch
of
metal
at
this
point
I
don't
know
where
it
is
okay
we
set
it
everywhere
just
to
make
it
smooth
enough
so
when
we
paint
will
actually
build
this
up
it'll
be
smooth
little
paint
will
clear
it
and
that
way
the
tape
has
something
to
grab
yeah
you
just
can't
tape
the
back
of
unfinish
because
they
don't
just
come
off
doesn't
give
it
a
good
surface
leaves
there
are
pockets
so
even
gel
coat
when
you
buy
this
composite
or
fiberglass
just
so
everybody
understands
this
is
a
gel
coating
this
is
your
actual
fiberglass
that
is
gel
coat
look
how
much
gel
coats
on
it
now
if
you
don't
trim
it
that's
your
gel
coat
holy
that's
a
lot
right
so
a
lot
of
your
kits
have
to
be
sanded
and
made
and
they
do
this
on
purpose
so
when
I
sand
it
I
could
sand
off
what
you
need
to
make
it
fit
or
mold
a
little
better
and
not
our
cars
are
perfectly
straight
depending
on
who
worked
on
it
so
this
is
kind
of
important
where
someone
professional
comes
in
or
at
least
get
advice
everybody
has
a
friend
a
neighbor
or
someone
who
does
this
disaster
yeah
most
of
us
would
rather
you
do
it
right
then
it
comes
in
my
shop
because
it
was
done
wrong
and
have
to
try
to
fix
it
for
sure
do
you
think
if
we
didn't
cut
that
off
it
would
have
cracked
over
time
from
the
door
hitting
it
so
and
it
would
have
shaved
your
paint
on
your
door
and
it
would
have
caused
problems
with
didn't
internal
cause
I
mean
look
see
now
that
it's
off
everybody
these
are
the
natural
holes
and
the
body
lines
now
you
see
here
this
barely
fits
yeah
so
by
the
time
you
put
it
in
over
the
door
and
close
it
how
many
times
before
it
rubs
no
for
sure
and
you
guys
just
notice
that
right
away
so
you
just
caught
it
I
knew
it
right
away
yeah
that's
why
yes
now
both
backsides
rubbing
so
ed
sat
up
here
this
is
the
trim
piece
we
cut
off
we
shaved
all
this
off
because
this
had
a
lip
that
came
in
it's
supposed
to
sit
in
here
this
kit
was
meant
to
be
molded
so
they
wanted
you
to
mold
it
to
the
car
this
is
a
moldable
kit
so
j-josh
when
he
did
this
miss
Josh
Marie
when
he
actually
picked
this
kit
he
expected
and
from
different
kids
mm-hmm
so
the
aggression
with
the
rear
spats
and
he
thought
it
would
be
good
so
go
this
way
so
this
was
all
molded
and
that
was
of
all
time
Wow
okay
so
they
expect
you
to
make
this
like
a
permanent
solution
absolutely
which
I
hate
I
would
never
want
to
do
that
in
my
life
as
I
was
as
someone
thought
which
I
clarified
you
never
never
do
the
buildup
on
the
car
always
always
the
cheapest
and
easiest
thing
to
work
on
would
be
the
kit
always
work
on
my
kit
always
work
on
my
kit
and
always
we're
gonna
get
never
ruin
a
car
to
make
the
car
fit
the
kit
for
sure
because
you
guys
are
molding
the
kit
instead
of
the
car
so
if
I
ever
want
to
take
it
off
I
can
go
back
to
the
OEM
factory
stuff
hypothetically
speaking
you
go
to
tyre
Kingdom
which
I
know
you
don't
button
you
go
to
tyre
Keenum
I'm
speaking
for
that
everyday
person
mm-hmm
they
put
a
jack
gunner
in
crack
it
you
want
to
change
it
now
what
yeah
you
gotta
fix
it
because
it's
part
of
the
car
now
right
so
it's
easier
to
not
build
the
car
build
the
kit
yeah
no
but
this
is
pretty
much
what
its
gonna
look
like
once
again
it's
like
it's
a
50/50
split
in
the
comments
right
now
a
lot
of
you
love
it
a
lot
of
you
hate
it
but
I
know
at
the
end
of
the
day
like
I
hated
the
spats
when
they
weren't
the
same
color
the
car
I
have
faith
that
this
is
gonna
look
good
and
like
I
said
man
even
if
it
doesn't
we
still
have
the
perfect
om
arm
and
one
side
skirt
so
it's
not
that
big
of
a
deal
and
the
only
thing
that
we're
gonna
have
to
do
I
think
what
I
might
do
is
I'm
probably
gonna
keep
these
wheels
for
a
little
longer
I'm
gonna
try
to
get
a
beefier
tired
with
this
setup
instead
we're
gonna
put
20
mil
spacers
all
around
to
see
if
we
can
kind
of
push
it
out
a
little
bit
but
I
just
don't
love
the
rubber
band
look
please
when
you
do
this
because
he's
gonna
do
this
he's
already
talked
to
me
about
rolling
the
fenders
and
don't
just
grab
a
fender
and
pull
it
out
ya
know
it's
sometimes
a
nightmare
to
get
back
to
what
you
want
so
a
lot
of
times
you
know
this
one's
already
been
pulled
a
little
bit
or
pushed
out
a
little
bit
from
natural
reality
you
can
see
it
right
there
you
know
so
we're
gonna
push
it
back
in
and
smooth
it
out
basically
roll
it
or
bend
it
if
you
have
to
you
could
take
a
grinder
you
know
a
three
inch
grind
wheel
and
just
put
a
little
line
so
when
you
put
the
roller
you
could
bend
it
easier
yeah
I'm
in
this
metal
30
years
old
and
this
is
in
a
chip
and
crack
and
then
you
have
to
do
full
paint
jobs
yeah
kind
of
do
it
was
still
hot
it's
still
soft
yeah
yeah
yeah
you
know
you
always
do
your
best
I
mean
like
I
explained
to
you
and
explain
to
everybody
the
backs
obviously
fresher
clearer
so
it
has
less
of
a
chance
to
break
through
when
I
do
this
for
sure
yeah
we
we
are
gonna
be
rolling
the
fenders
as
well
like
you
said
because
I
want
to
get
a
beefier
tire
set
up
and
if
we
get
a
B
for
your
tire
set
up
and
I
do
20
mil
spacers
it's
gonna
end
up
rubbing
so
after
they
roll
the
fenders
and
everything
everything
is
gonna
be
good
but
I
just
wanted
to
give
you
guys
one
last
update
and
show
you
guys
what
the
side
skirt
kind
of
looks
like
fitted
onto
the
car
before
it's
painted
and
everything
so
you
guys
can
talk
your
smack
and
some
of
you
can
say
that
you
love
it
something
you
can
say
you
hate
it
r32
sure
everybody
I
want
to
appreciate
the
love
and
just
the
community
came
together
and
I
guess
everybody
decided
to
give
a
and
be
a
handful
he
has
officially
wired
Josh
money
to
buy
a
whole
new
car
he
wired
him
whatever
the
agreement
was
I
wasn't
involved
in
that
I
just
felt
for
Josh
knowing
the
true
story
but
josh
is
happy
Josh
that's
all
that
matters
he
had
actually
text
me
today
to
them
he
made
the
wire
a
and
B
big
shout
out
to
you
guys
their
spirit
of
the
90s
for
making
it
right
you
know
there's
nothing
that
says
a
lot
about
a
business
you
know
they
came
through
I
don't
know
what
their
history
or
what
their
story
was
I
don't
know
where
it
came
from
but
I
can
tell
you
this
not
every
business
will
come
make
it
correct
not
but
he
believes
in
it
and
it's
a
small
community
believe
it
or
not
we're
a
big
community
but
we're
small
community
so
for
everybody
to
have
come
together
on
Josh's
behalf
big
shout-out
to
you
guys
hell
yeah
and
what
do
you
think
Chris
should
I
try
to
do
a
channel
if
you
hush
it
how
many
people
you
think
I
get
to
follow
me
prior
to
me
funding
content
let's
find
out
it's
gonna
be
this
good
candle
Oh
we'll
see
how
many
what
are
you
at
you're
at
300
right
now
we're
at
313
let's
get
him
to
2,000
tonight
let's
see
it
yeah
all
right
boy
so
I'm
not
gonna
lie
a
lot
of
picasa
nation
has
been
happening
today
but
that's
okay
because
you
know
why
me
and
Jack
we
have
been
looking
for
a
world
record
to
beat
for
some
reason
I'm
a
very
spontaneous
guy
I
don't
know
if
you
knew
that
by
now
but
when
I
think
of
something
I
want
to
do
I
want
to
do
it
like
right
away
so
I've
been
thinking
of
a
world
record
to
beat
the
first
one
that
I
thought
of
was
juggling
the
longest
consecutive
juggling
in
the
world
is
twelve
hours
and
five
minutes
I
can
only
get
up
to
40
seconds
so
that's
not
happening
so
I
looked
up
the
easiest
Guinness
World
Record
challenges
to
be
in
the
one
that
I
came
up
with
is
the
Saltine
challenge
all
right
we
need
to
eat
more
than
10
saltines
in
60
seconds
and
you
can
only
eat
one
at
a
time
and
you
have
to
swallow
it
whole
before
eating
another
one
and
you
can't
have
any
water
so
I'm
on
my
way
to
buy
some
saltines
I'm
sorry
this
is
not
what
you
want
to
see
but
I'm
just
in
the
break
in
a
world
record
today
so
that's
exactly
what
I'm
gonna
do
this
is
what
my
youtube
channel
is
about
it's
about
my
life
and
what
I
want
to
do
when
today
I
want
to
eat
some
damn
saltines
Tommy
just
got
back
from
Home
Depot
if
they
had
to
get
some
brackets
for
the
GTR
and
stuff
so
we're
gonna
go
talk
about
that
right
now
I
think
Tommy's
gonna
be
down
with
this
I
think
he's
gonna
want
to
try
the
world
record
for
sure
you
down
to
try
a
world
record
with
me
today
most
saltines
in
under
a
minute
the
record
is
10
you
can
only
do
one
at
a
time
you
have
to
swallow
it
whole
first
to
eat
the
next
one
you
only
have
to
have
one
saltine
every
six
seconds
I'm
gonna
go
buy
him
right
now
you
down
to
try
it
yeah
let's
tell
them
talk
about
the
GTR
quite
for
sure
yeah
let's
do
that
it's
more
than
welcome
to
time
we're
all
gonna
give
it
a
go
man
I'm
down
to
try
we
gotta
beat
a
world
record
that's
it
one
of
us
gotta
try
hell
yeah
let's
do
it
all
Jesus
people
from
New
Jersey
right
there
let's
get
out
of
here
pretty
upset
I
forgot
my
mask
and
everyone's
wearing
a
mask
right
now
I
don't
even
often
be
allowed
in
here
I'm
just
trying
to
buy
some
saltines
man
I
don't
even
know
where
to
get
saltines
I'm
at
the
grocery
store
I
think
they
saltines
are
like
old
people
I
think
I
don't
know
who
throw
down
the
concert
saltines
cuz
I
haven't
had
those
years
see
that
right
there
baby
crackers
saltines
baby
where
you
at
heck
yeah
man
original
saltines
right
here
I'm
gonna
buy
a
couple
boxes
of
these
because
I'm
gonna
get
a
lot
of
people
to
try
it
got
the
saltines
I
think
Margie's
taking
it
down
Marcus
parks
are
you
ready
to
be
a
winner
dude
you're
about
to
be
a
world
record
holder
saltines
baby
you
like
salt
I
think
he's
taking
a
dump
right
now
you're
taking
a
dump
you
were
totally
just
on
your
phone
[Applause]
Marcus
parks
is
ready
to
it
I
was
just
deleting
footage
you're
already
opening
the
box
so
you
know
it's
oh
good
so
you're
gonna
do
it
let's
go
in
the
office
real
quick
you
got
this
man
you're
gonna
be
the
first
guy
to
try
it
okay
you
can't
have
it
during
the
challenge
so
this
is
the
record
you
need
to
have
ten
saltines
in
under
a
minute
but
you
can
only
choose
one
at
a
time
so
you
have
to
chew
one
swallow
it
show
me
that
you
have
nothing
in
your
mouth
and
then
you
go
for
the
next
one
you
need
to
have
one
saltine
every
six
seconds
to
beat
the
record
well
to
tie
the
record
you
think
you
can
do
this
maybe
we're
gonna
get
ten
on
the
table
right
now
we're
gonna
find
out
it's
fine
Carano
let's
do
it
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
eleven
it
doesn't
seem
that
hard
right
it
really
does
it
done
really
whose
get
the
water
ready
just
a
case
each
other
before
you're
gonna
lubricate
the
mouth
I
respect
that
get
all
moist
in
there
don't
spit
it
out
so
remember
the
important
rule
one
at
a
time
you
have
to
you
have
to
show
me
after
every
water
it
doesn't
count
it's
not
we're
not
gonna
make
the
record
then
oh
yeah
that's
the
record
that's
part
of
the
challenge
I
want
to
see
this
first
guy
well
I
don't
have
the
video
I
just
have
it
on
the
world
record
are
you
ready
for
this
yeah
all
right
so
Marcus
Parts
is
Rati
dude
you
are
about
to
officially
be
a
part
of
the
Guinness
Book
World
Records
if
you
can
finish
all
11
and
honor
60
seconds
are
you
ready
yeah
alright
so
when
I
say
go
you
can
touch
alright
that's
how
we're
going
because
we
want
this
to
be
as
fair
as
possible
ready
on
your
marks
get
set
go
here
we
go
first
chip
Deuter
salty
I
don't
know
this
is
great
come
on
come
on
three
three
come
on
come
on
we
have
40
seconds
this
is
a
lot
harder
all
right
yeah
time
so
you
had
you're
on
your
fifth
one
right
there
I
don't
know
man
I
get
pretty
serious
all
right
hold
this
we're
just
gonna
get
right
into
this
so
we
got
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
eleven
you
ready
for
this
dude
world
record
right
here
I
don't
think
I
could
do
the
powdered
donut
thing
the
power
don't
you
couldn't
even
do
five
salt
if
you
think
a
new
powdered
Donuts
yeah
whatever
dude
you
got
to
hold
this
it's
got
a
show
on
the
camera
in
that
so
we're
gonna
reset
yeah
reset
one
two
three
go
we
hit
that
that
heart
is
how
that
easy
is
it
yeah
yeah
well
28:44
yeah
they
don't
go
time
at
all
I
don't
remember
these
being
so
dry
you
know
[ __ ]
dry
you
see
how
many
hot
dogs
you
think
it'd
eat
in
one
minute
funny
story
about
that
Tim
used
to
take
a
whole
hot
dog
and
put
it
down
the
throat
shove
it
down
his
throat
you
one
time
he
was
like
trying
to
like
doing
really
bad
got
one
down
got
two
down
is
like
front
yard
like
in
the
road
the
world
anyways
that's
the
Saltine
challenge
I'm
gonna
have
Sam
and
Tommy
try
it
yeah
I'm
a
bit
discouraged
now
I
don't
think
anyone's
gonna
be
able
to
get
it
but
let's
keep
moving
all
right
so
I'm
not
gonna
lie
I'm
getting
a
little
sad
here
because
all
I
wanted
to
do
today
was
beat
a
world
record
I
know
it's
super
random
and
super
out
of
the
blue
but
like
I
just
I
just
want
me
or
one
of
my
friends
to
be
part
of
the
world
record
book
so
we
got
Sam
here
Sam
is
willing
to
try
the
Saltine
challenge
we're
doing
this
a
lot
you
already
know
the
rules
right
so
just
try
to
like
when
you
show
me
just
have
the
next
cracker
ready
dude
you
have
to
get
this
man
cuz
if
you
don't
get
it
then
Tommy
has
to
know
this
is
this
is
all
you
my
friend
I
don't
know
if
it's
gonna
be
doable
well
let's
try
it
are
you
ready
and
through
and
go
three
two
one
go
you
got
this
man
swallow
it
come
on
yes
go
go
go
not
bad
you're
making
good
time
get
that
one
down
Roy
swallow
it
swallow
it
mmm
dude
you're
30
seconds
come
on
you
gotta
get
the
rest
down
it's
so
frustrating
it's
impossible
you
got
30
more
seconds
get
get
this
one
down
at
least
come
on
come
on
go
go
go
go
go
time
1
2
3
4
5
dude
you
tied
me
it's
impossible
is
it
like
you
don't
even
think
they
would
be
that
dry
right
since
we
used
to
do
this
challenge
but
with
weak
peaks
like
dry
we'd
be
okay
which
is
like
a
cereal
and
it's
like
a
block
this
big
of
drievliet
fig
good
um
with
milk
and
sugar
it's
great
eating
them
like
that
it's
just
like
that
but
just
imagine
them
all
stacked
do
it
it's
like
it
like
sticks
to
your
mouth
oh
it's
bad
each
other
way
bad
you
inhale
it
goes
down
your
mom
be
by
my
kitchen
oh
nice
all
of
it
like
just
just
like
this
like
yeah
you
don't
you
can
fit
all
those
you're
not
gonna
be
able
to
swallow
that
swallow
it
fit
in
no
you
gotta
you
gotta
swallow
it
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
you're
going
for
them
all
11
the
world
a
little
accurate
saltine
world
record
right
here
I
wonder
if
you
can
get
this
on
the
under
a
minute
no
way
yeah
dude
I'm
gonna
gag
and
die
that
actually
hurt
in
the
camera
look
at
just
how
much
he's
crying
so
Elevens
no
good
is
it
really
that
bad
it
draws
all
the
moisture
out
of
your
mouth
so
11
is
impossible
huh
I'm
gonna
grab
11
I'm
trying
excellent
just
get
your
mouth
you
know
nice
and
moist
right
I
don't
know
if
you
can
physically
fit
this
in
your
mouth
like
that
she's
a
girly
boy
there's
water
in
you
endows
in
this
video
we're
at
11
yeah
this
video
is
so
fine
right
the
day
in
the
life
of
the
Saltine
world
know
whoa
start
chewing
though
that's
good
that's
good
Oh
you
got
even
married
oh
yeah
do
you
regret
that
is
dangerous
right
have
you
ever
done
the
the
cinnamon
challenge
did
you
buy
some
cinnamon
we
shouldn't
done
that
not
harder
I
think
like
it
what
is
it
a
teaspoon
of
cinnamon
or
is
it
a
tablespoon
it's
bad
there
right
dude
like
cuz
they
were
my
gums
yeah
I
was
trying
to
push
down
my
gums
yeah
it's
impossible
alright
we
stop
I
don't
know
all
right
boy
so
we
got
one
final
challenge
for
the
night
we
got
Tommy
we
got
Tommy's
cousin
right
now
they're
gonna
try
the
world
record
for
the
salty
and
honestly
man
no
one's
been
able
to
do
it
we
you
all
have
gotten
five
so
you
guys
have
to
at
least
beat
five
all
right
I
already
talked
about
the
rules
and
everything
you're
ready
you're
ready
on
go
here
we
go
three
two
one
go
and
we're
off
you
just
gotta
swallow
as
the
only
thing
it's
hard
dude
it's
not
even
oh
you're
on
your
second
one
here
we
go
dude
you're
on
track
you
can
get
this
he's
on
a
second
he's
about
to
be
on
his
third
you're
falling
behind
there
it
is
the
third
you
got
to
get
that
one
down
quick
if
you
want
it
here
we
go
here
we
go
oh
yeah
he's
grabbing
the
fourth
chip
Tommy
is
swallowing
his
chip
before
he
goes
on
to
the
next
saltine
here
we
go
I
don't
think
you
got
you
together
you
only
have
16
seconds
here
we
go
yes
and
here
we
go
it's
about
to
be
over
and
that's
it
man
you
add
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
arm
saltines
left
and
you
had
six
so
you
had
five
as
well
you're
tied
with
me
and
Sam
and
I'm
sorry
so
it's
got
a
lose
man
but
I
will
say
this
this
video
is
100%
all
over
the
place
and
for
some
reason
I
just
wanted
to
try
to
break
a
world
record
today
sorry
it
wasn't
the
best
video
but
I
personally
had
fun
filming
it
was
a
pretty
fun
day
for
me
so
hopefully
that
came
across
on
camera
but
do
you
guys
like
this
video
give
it
a
thumbs
up
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guys
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[Music]
hello
I'm
the
Nostalgia
guy
remember
it
so
you
don't
have
to
let's
talk
about
Donnie
Brasco
that's
right
some
of
Johnny
Depp's
and
Al
Pacino's
greatest
performances
at
that
a
bunny
I
don't
remember
a
bunny
and
Donnie
Brasco
oh
[ __ ]
did
I
order
Donnie
Darko
it's
dead
you
certainly
did
and
let
me
tell
you
why
it's
the
greatest
movie
ever
made
hustle
on
a
crap
let
me
tell
you
why
this
is
the
most
over
a
high
pretentious
bull
talk
is
that
ever
existed
I'm
not
doing
this
because
Donnie
Darko
has
two
very
polarizing
audiences
one
side
says
it's
one
of
the
most
mind-blowing
movies
ever
made
and
the
other
side
says
it's
the
equivalent
of
American
Pie
trying
to
be
American
Pie
people
love
to
talk
about
whether
or
not
this
is
a
game
changer
or
just
an
excuse
for
artsy
kids
to
say
you
just
don't
get
as
if
we
needed
more
excuses
for
that
yeah
if
I
don't
understand
that
that
means
it
sucks
like
a
movie
Eraserhead
he
was
never
once
at
the
end
of
a
pencil
yeah
that's
the
thing
I
don't
care
what
the
fan
base
is
say
I
just
want
to
give
my
own
take
really
so
you
dress
up
as
fan
bases
in
a
video
just
to
say
it
I
kind
of
referenced
ironically
referencing
us
I
don't
even
know
what
your
fan
base
is
like
I
have
no
idea
that's
the
[ __ ]
you'd
wear
I
have
no
idea
that's
the
kind
of
stuff
you
would
say
and
frankly
I
don't
care
I
know
there's
a
lot
of
opinions
and
theories
about
this
movie
and
you're
welcome
to
them
I'm
just
saying
I'm
gonna
give
my
report
on
it
no
one
else's
just
seems
like
a
lot
of
extra
editing
simply
to
say
you
don't
care
you
have
to
take
time
to
find
these
clothes
and
change
into
I'll
just
leave
me
alone
fine
I'm
gonna
write
a
million
theories
as
to
what
this
opening
man
yeah
no
I'm
gonna
punch
a
football
I
don't
know
whatever
my
family's
does
let's
take
a
look
at
the
film
that
launched
a
million
blog
post
this
is
Donnie
Darko
the
film
opens
with
a
boy
knocked
out
having
apparently
tripped
on
his
bike
ah
the
mountains
of
Minnesota
he
gets
back
on
and
rides
on
home
to
a
slow-motion
family
it
ends
with
the
spider
are
they
all
bang
the
girl
happy
reading
I
know
readers
are
already
having
a
field
day
with
this
but
honestly
I'm
just
wondering
what
production
assistant
put
that
Care
Bear
sticker
there
yeah
figure
out
the
symbolism
behind
that
one
artists
it's
all
secretly
the
origin
to
Swift
heart
rabbit
and
I'm
not
gonna
lie
this
might
be
one
of
my
favorite
most
random
opening
lines
to
a
movie
I'm
voting
for
Dukakis
I
just
want
to
help
Jon
Lovitz
career
maybe
when
you
have
children
of
your
own
I'm
not
gonna
squeeze
one
out
so
I'm
like
30
so
you
know
in
a
year
that's
Maggie
Gyllenhaal
is
Elizabeth
and
Jake
Gyllenhaal
is
Donny
playing
the
incredibly
stretching
roles
of
brother
and
sister
and
it
wouldn't
be
an
early
2000s
movie
without
debate
J's
Van
Til
eighth
grade
excuse
me
she'll
be
well
in
a
well
by
then
maybe
you
should
be
the
one
in
therapy
then
mom
and
dad
can
pay
someone
$200
an
hour
to
listen
to
all
your
thoughts
on
mom
and
dad
why
stop
taking
your
medication
my
teacher
said
this
was
called
shoddy
exposition
teachers
a
call
me
Ani
Donny's
mother
tries
to
come
in
to
make
him
feel
better
but
his
awkward
acting
continues
to
rebel
I
don't
recognize
this
person
today
then
why
don't
you
start
taking
the
goddamn
pills
[ __ ]
fun
fact
tommy
was
so
actually
rehearsed
that
lying
with
him
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
her
son
just
called
me
a
[ __ ]
not
well
but
he
did
actually
in
all
fairness
most
of
the
acting
in
this
movie
is
pretty
good
as
Donny
goes
back
to
taking
his
medication
again
and
sure
I
guess
this
is
as
good
a
time
as
I
need
for
the
date
[Music]
a
voice
seems
to
call
to
Donny
as
he
walks
outside
and
encounters
DC
cinematic
reboot
of
Bugs
Bunny
you
know
the
rain
girls
inside
you
shouldn't
steal
her
stick
Elisabet
comes
home
late
but
it
turns
out
she's
right
in
time
for
[ __ ]
her
pants
when
we'll
roll
boom
announces
cannon
fire
and
because
we're
artsy
we
can
just
stop
the
scene
right
here
son
son
Ben
what
are
you
doing
Donny
wakes
up
on
a
golf
course
with
the
end
of
the
world
written
on
his
arm
wow
that
sounds
like
the
opening
lyric
to
a
Don
McLean
song
so
uh
let's
stay
off
the
links
at
night
okay
and
pay
no
attention
to
how
Patrick
Swayze
never
got
rid
of
his
heavenly
glow
from
ghosts
Donny
goes
home
and
finds
part
of
an
airplane
crashed
right
into
his
room
but
the
rest
of
the
plane
is
nowhere
to
be
found
this
makes
the
family
kind
of
celebrities
as
all
the
kids
talk
with
them
and
even
share
smokes
with
them
what
happens
if
you
tell
mom
and
dad
about
this
well
that
names
just
a
conflict
of
interest
seeing
how
we
know
what
her
pet
dog
did
to
Ariel
I
have
a
spirited
away
in
the
rats
joke
left
after
that
I'm
done
hey
no
David
Blaine
went
to
this
school
she's
just
angry
because
she
got
voted
most
likely
to
be
thrown
under
a
bus
[Music]
wait
a
minute
this
was
an
early
2000s
movie
random
slow
motion
fast
motion
edit
it
was
a
weird
time
when
editing
like
your
toes
controlled
the
remote
was
artsy
here
I
thought
happy
deathday
had
the
weirdest
goddamn
mascot
but
pug
McMahon
nipples
here
wins
this
round
It
was
as
though
this
plan
had
been
with
him
all
his
life
Barrymore
plays
random
casting
choice
number
20
is
Donnie's
teacher
the
to
her
credit
she
did
help
produce
this
movie
so
it's
only
fitting
she
plays
a
role
mocking
kids
about
missing
the
point
of
her
story
why
did
the
children
break
into
old
miseries
house
they
wanted
to
rob
him
journey
a
few
had
actually
read
the
short
story
which
said
a
whopping
13
pages
would
have
kept
you
up
all
night
you
would
know
that
the
children
find
a
great
deal
of
money
she
I
remember
how
my
kids
were
made
fun
of
by
bullies
when
they
didn't
do
their
homework
yet
still
raise
their
hand
do
the
assignment
Donnie
Darko
I
have
no
question
I
just
wanted
to
say
your
name
that
sounds
cool
I
just
registered
and
they
put
me
in
the
wrong
English
class
you
look
like
you
belong
here
can't
even
think
about
Jill
Fred
that
that's
just
weird
where
do
I
sit
sit
next
to
the
boy
you
think
is
the
cutest
quiet
only
I
may
appreciate
my
childish
remarks
oh
and
the
teachers
not
joking
either
she
means
it
as
the
girl
eyes
the
boys
checking
her
out
and
some
of
the
girls
Joanie
get
up
[Music]
and
immediately
fire
for
her
abuse
of
power
om
you
know
she
said
she
on
the
way
back
Donny
comes
across
an
old
lady
who's
roaming
the
streets
and
constantly
checking
this
one
mailbox
she
seems
to
however
was
for
something
in
his
ear
what'd
she
say
she
kept
masters
of
the
universe
off
her
resume
Donny
also
apparently
sees
a
therapist
I'm
a
new
friend
real
or
imaginary
she
asked
that
like
he
was
choosing
between
sparkling
water
and
distilled
imaginary
do
you
seem
a
little
too
okay
with
that
answer
you
know
I
think
that
show
did
some
damage
at
a
school
they
watch
a
video
about
controlling
your
fear
you
know
that
class
as
Donny
has
another
vision
that
night
well
now
we
know
what
happens
when
Camille
del
Toro
doesn't
nestle
due
to
a
busted
water
main
and
general
douchebaggery
but
it
looks
like
someone's
hitting
on
Donny's
maybe
baby
I
like
your
food
I'd
say
that
line
is
terribly
written
but
coming
from
a
young
Seth
Rogen
I
believe
he
said
that
do
you
want
to
walk
me
home
sure
I'll
admit
I
was
torn
which
bird
sound
effect
to
put
there
so
I'll
just
play
them
all
[Applause]
so
he
walks
her
home
and
they
make
awkward
small
talk
Donnie
Darko
how
kind
name
is
bad
it's
like
some
sort
of
superhero
or
something
what
makes
you
think
I'm
not
I
read
comics
I
know
Mysterio
is
the
bad
guy
so
that's
enough
for
relationship
material
if
they
decide
to
go
out
afterwards
his
therapist
recommends
hypnosis
she
asks
about
his
imaginary
rabbit
friend
apparently
named
Frank
I'd
like
to
hear
about
your
friend
Frank
oh
he
looks
so
much
with
Lola
bunny
human
ticks
I
love
human
ticks
the
teachers
ask
everyone
the
school
to
show
their
penmanship
to
see
if
they
can
find
out
who
graffiti
didn't
vandalize
the
school
never
questioning
couldn't
the
vandal
just
fake
the
handwriting
Donald
dark
okay
tell
me
I'm
not
the
only
one
who
thought
this
one
they
heard
that
Donald
Darko
but
dammit
movie
let's
get
to
what
really
matters
Smurfette
[ __ ]
all
the
other
Smurfs
why
do
you
think
Papa
Smurf
made
her
Papa
Smurf
didn't
create
Smurfette
Gargamel
did
she
was
sent
in
as
Gargamel's
evil
spy
your
Smurfs
ology
is
light-years
beyond
my
Fraggle
Studies
he
gets
another
visit
from
Francis
Bacon's
Roger
Rabbit
who
says
he's
a
time
traveler
but
his
little
sister
interrupts
who
are
you
talking
to
I
was
just
taking
my
pills
here
whatever
can
you
tell
me
to
swim
class
in
a
pool
that's
filled
with
rats
I'm
sorry
I
mean
the
promise
in
a
panicked
Donnie
returns
to
school
where
they
teach
everything
falls
into
two
categories
fear
or
love
seriously
what
class
is
this
a
big
shock
some
of
the
students
think
this
is
kind
of
stupid
just
place
an
X
on
the
life
line
in
the
appropriate
place
you
can't
just
lump
everything
into
these
two
categories
and
then
just
deny
everything
else
be
like
this
movie
which
only
has
awkward
that
confusing
he
gets
in
trouble
for
talking
back
to
his
teacher
buddies
Dale
returns
back
to
school
to
talk
to
another
teacher
about
what
is
known
about
time
travel
the
teacher
gives
him
a
book
that
it
turns
out
was
written
by
that
crazy
lady
roaming
the
streets
later
the
therapist
asked
what
that
woman
whispered
to
him
Donnie
what
did
Roberta
sparrow
say
to
you
she
said
that
every
living
creature
on
earth
dies
alone
especially
those
who
to
fortnight
dance
memes
they
really
die
alone
he
sits
with
his
dad
and
Friends
watching
the
world's
clearest
eighties
TV
when
James
Cameron
suddenly
takes
over
directing
[Music]
so
this
is
what
happens
when
you
eat
Lunchables
the
day
after
they
expire
so
the
look
lead
them
to
a
closet
where
he
finds
a
gun
I
guess
that's
fitting
seeing
how
we're
shortly
followed
by
a
character
we'd
all
love
to
shoot
is
entirely
too
many
young
men
and
women
today
they
surrender
their
bodies
to
the
temptation
and
destruction
of
drugs
alcohol
and
premarital
sex
how
much
do
they
pay
me
to
be
here
cynical
high
school
student
I
was
so
not
prepared
for
this
are
you
telling
us
this
stuff
so
we
can
buy
your
book
because
I
gotta
tell
you
if
you
are
that
was
some
of
the
worst
advice
I
ever
heard
right
this
has
an
anger
be
prisoner
well
as
principal
I
clearly
have
no
control
over
this
or
any
movie
schools
that
aren't
run
by
dumbasses
the
parents
are
shocked
but
the
students
cheer
whatever
this
was
supposed
to
be
as
he
hangs
out
we're
all
media
things
young
people
hang
out
I'm
living
from
furniture
outside
I
haven't
seen
stuff
like
a
lot
of
really
messed
up
stuff
before
we
have
an
actual
conversation
let's
cut
away
because
no
scene
in
this
movie
lasts
over
two
minutes
each
vessel
travels
along
vector
yeah
it's
kind
of
like
cafeteria
line
editing
that
way
you
need
next
get
what
you
need
next
get
what
you
need
next
because
of
this
the
pacing
always
feels
a
little
off
it's
less
like
a
movie
more
like
Mario
just
jumping
from
level
to
level
except
instead
of
going
from
the
Mushroom
Kingdom
that
underwater
is
philosophy
class
to
science
class
well
if
God
controls
time
in
all
times
pre-decided
he
talks
about
the
path
being
like
traveling
through
God's
channel
but
the
teacher
says
he
has
to
stop
talking
about
it
I'm
not
going
to
be
able
to
continue
this
conversation
why
I
could
lose
my
job
oh
no
tell
me
this
is
not
a
setup
for
God's
not
dead
for
if
your
arguments
so
clear
why
there's
so
many
movies
about
it
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[Applause]
so
Donnie
here's
a
surprise
mopes
around
for
a
while
until
he
comes
up
with
an
idea
with
his
girlfriend
for
a
project
to
sell
a
life-changing
product
these
are
glasses
an
infant
can
wear
while
sleeping
that
protects
peaceful
images
when
did
you
stop
and
think
that
maybe
infants
need
darkness
but
maybe
darkness
is
part
of
their
natural
development
wait
are
you
gonna
like
the
next
few
decades
what
if
the
parents
like
put
in
pictures
of
Satan
is
that
what
you'd
show
your
kids
didn't
your
dad
like
stab
your
mom
might
I
add
to
my
totally
realistic
teen
dialogue
I
like
your
boobs
the
teacher
waits
a
kind
10
seconds
before
finally
stopping
them
get
out
no
wait
I
want
to
see
where
this
goes
that's
it
scars
her
so
much
it
gets
Donny
to
first
base
time
to
follow
that
up
with
the
hottest
of
all
date
movies
Evil
Dead
hey
that
reminds
me
if
you
were
a
tree
what
kind
of
tree
would
you
be
but
we
see
who
Donny's
really
on
a
date
with
and
damn
she
fell
asleep
in
the
first
five
minutes
of
the
movie
I
thought
for
the
love
of
the
game
was
the
only
Sam
Raimi
film
I
could
do
that
spoken
like
a
true
fairy
he
takes
off
his
mask
to
reveal
he's
really
some
guy
and
he
turns
the
movie
screen
into
a
portal
it's
last
car
show
so
like
any
good
boyfriend
he
leaves
his
date
behind
and
tries
to
figure
out
a
way
to
burn
down
the
house
of
a
motivational
speaker
rule
you
get
to
choose
which
title
is
more
symbolic
I'm
still
trying
to
figure
out
the
care-bear
meanwhile
at
the
school
we
see
a
production
going
on
of
the
timeless
classic
overly
blatant
teacher
commentary
failure
is
not
an
option
Anthony
if
you
feel
the
need
to
vomit
up
there
just
swallow
it
thank
God
our
schools
aren't
PC
or
soo
happy
or
else
we
wouldn't
be
able
to
have
this
totally
realistic
scene
oh
[Music]
those
jocks
at
dance
recitals
Donny's
little
sister
for
Florence
with
her
group
the
dieter
faces
as
he
starts
burning
down
the
speaker's
home
he
has
a
painting
of
Sean
Penn
and
Sylvester
Stallone
and
somehow
it's
the
exact
same
picture
oh
yeah
his
girlfriend
slept
throughout
the
whole
movie
damn
those
famously
comfortable
old
theater
seats
the
fire
reveals
though
that
the
speaker
had
a
kiddie
porn
dungeon
and
yes
those
are
the
exact
words
the
news
anchor
uses
the
following
day
dad
plays
golf
with
that
guy
when
he
said
his
balls
weren't
clean
I
didn't
mean
while
Barrymore
is
getting
fired
from
her
job
probably
because
she's
an
awful
teacher
we
don't
think
the
methods
you've
undertaken
are
appropriate
what
exactly
about
my
methods
do
you
find
inappropriate
okay
we
saw
two
minutes
of
your
teaching
I
was
like
putting
a
fire
me
sign
on
your
back
we
are
losing
them
to
apathy
proscribed
nonsense
they
are
slipping
away
why
can't
you
just
judge
them
on
entry
and
force
them
to
sit
where
their
hormones
desire
she
takes
the
news
pretty
well
this
is
why
you're
fired
however
the
teacher
defending
the
pedophile
kid's
day
figure
that
one
out
it's
obviously
some
kind
of
conspiracy
to
destroy
an
innocent
man
she
is
Donnie's
mother
to
drive
the
girls
to
the
dance
competition
it
has
no
car
Tony
this
character
is
I
do
admit
I
get
a
laugh
out
of
this
line
sometimes
I
doubt
your
commitment
is
bargain
with
all
the
obsessing
over
Donnie
Darko
how
has
this
line
not
been
turned
into
a
bigger
deal
no
it
has
like
a
lot
I
apologize
Internet
I
should
not
have
doubted
you
on
this
meanwhile
Barrymore
exits
her
job
gracefully
nice
well
done
e
I
guess
tries
to
do
something
kind
I
promise
one
day
[Music]
well
that
was
unexpected
totally
justified
but
unexpected
he
undergoes
hypnosis
again
and
admits
to
burning
down
the
speaker's
house
and
also
admitting
that
the
bunny
told
him
to
do
it
how
could
I
say
that
sentence
without
this
being
a
comedy
right
now
let
me
turn
into
a
California
reason
they're
wolves
up
at
the
stop
motion
movement
human
tits
with
their
parents
out
of
town
don't
even
Elizabeth
throw
a
Halloween
party
but
daddy's
girlfriend
shows
up
saying
her
mom's
gone
you
call
the
cops
he
said
I
should
be
the
house
and
that
I
should
go
to
a
safe
place
don't
listen
to
her
man
she
fell
asleep
during
Evil
Dead
she
is
not
to
be
trusted
I
guess
some
people
are
just
born
with
tragedy
okay
the
proper
reaction
to
half
be
kissed
on
that
line
is
the
same
Jenna
Fischer
had
in
blades
of
glory
but
it's
Dappy
census
going
wild
as
liquidator
schlong
leads
the
way
once
more
that's
the
twist
he
was
an
anime
character
the
whole
time
I
bet
this
is
a
spin-off
the
boy
who
left
through
time
I
[Music]
got
a
kid
out
here
before
someone
makes
a
meme
out
of
that
scene
I
just
did
oh
god
it's
too
late
he
feels
like
he's
running
out
of
time
but
suddenly
the
bullies
from
before
show
up
threatening
their
lives
yes
I
missed
the
part
where
they
went
from
name-calling
to
multiple
homicides
boy
that
escalated
quickly
great
wear
pantyhose
so
nobody
can
recognize
you
and
then
take
him
off
to
tell
witness
to
go
away
the
kind
of
idiots
who
would
rob
your
own
house
a
car
steers
off
the
road
distracted
by
the
roaming
old
lady
and
ends
up
hitting
the
girlfriend
donny
feels
terrible
because
he
had
to
put
a
letter
in
the
mailbox
that
the
old
lady
was
getting
and
it
looks
like
the
driver
is
guess-who
demonic
thumper
are
you
guys
doing
in
the
middle
of
the
road
oh
you're
like
my
dad
flying
over
the
wrong
crop
wait
I
have
another
Independence
Day
job
ok
so
you
can
kinda
see
where
this
was
going
emphasis
on
kinda
as
Donny
gets
up
the
next
morning
and
sees
the
sky
is
one
big
clogged
toilet
the
sky
potty
takes
the
engine
of
his
mother
and
sisters
flight
back
in
time
and
seemingly
himself
as
well
placing
him
back
in
his
world
when
the
engine
crashes
thus
killing
him
get
it
trust
me
it's
ok
if
you
don't
what
happened
what
was
his
name
Donny
Darko
no
really
what
was
his
name
the
girl
waves
the
mother
waves
the
little
boy
waves
and
everyone
sais
that
at
least
it
made
more
sense
than
the
Lanco
leaders
so
there
you
go
Donny
Darko
hokey
and
awkward
or
strange
and
insightful
yes
for
me
there's
two
sides
constantly
in
battle
with
each
other
one
is
the
actual
story
and
characters
most
of
them
are
either
unrealistic
random
boring
over
the
top
or
distractingly
silly
the
story
is
well
just
jones
from
scene
to
scene
never
really
feeling
like
an
organic
flowing
narrative
i
guess
you
could
argue
that's
part
of
the
idea
but
it
comes
across
less
like
planned
chaos
and
more
like
clumsy
filmmaking
the
other
side
though
are
the
concepts
and
ideas
but
gives
you
enough
pieces
of
philosophy
science
and
surreal
imagery
but
still
leaves
it
vague
enough
that
you
can
put
the
pieces
together
however
you
want
for
certainly
elements
of
classic
science
fiction
and
psychology
you
could
even
argue
a
lot
of
religious
martyr
ism
so
on
the
one
hand
it
is
very
thought-provoking
and
can
open
up
interesting
points
of
view
on
various
ways
people
can
be
lost
while
thinking
they're
found
the
only
openly
Oise
character
seems
to
be
the
link
to
all
these
people
ideas
and
even
science
that
all
seem
to
be
very
solid
and
belief
but
compromised
in
practice
but
you
have
to
get
through
characters
that
don't
always
talk
how
people
talk
or
do
what
people
do
where
they
intended
to
be
that
way
possibly
but
that
can
not
only
be
hugely
distracting
it
can
also
be
very
unrelatable
which
i
think
we're
supposed
to
in
some
way
or
another
relate
to
these
characters
so
it's
tricky
I
recommend
it
for
the
seeds
of
ideas
it
grows
in
one's
mind
and
the
somewhat
abstract
way
they
present
them
but
I
do
so
with
the
understanding
that
you're
gonna
get
some
clumsy
moments
that
don't
always
add
up
so
I
guess
I
like
it
when
it's
not
supposed
to
make
sense
and
dislike
it
one
is
supposed
to
make
sense
a
weird
conclusion
but
would
you
expect
anything
else
from
a
weird
movie
that
mentis
Towser
could
a
guy
remember
it
so
you
don't
have
to
I
like
your
boobs
hey
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hi
everybody
welcome
back
to
the
greatest
mods
of
all
time
where
we
take
a
look
at
some
of
the
most
amazing
things
skyrim
modders
have
ever
created
for
the
game
since
the
beginning
in
2011
but
do
you
know
what
wasn't
made
in
2011
and
actually
just
came
out
like
two
weeks
ago
crossfire
warzone
a
new
mobile
strategy
war
game
we
defeat
terrorists
and
who
doesn't
love
defeating
terrorists
in
real
time
combat
reclaiming
cities
and
stopping
weapons
that
threaten
humanity
all
while
taking
orders
from
a
lady
of
larger
cans
than
the
cans
of
poison
that
you'll
be
breathing
in
and
dying
from
very
soon
dominate
the
battlefield
with
superior
weapon
technology
but
just
look
at
these
weapons
you're
looking
at
the
weapons
right
guys
the
the
the
weapons
you
can
create
and
direct
high-tech
combat
units
as
well
as
make
your
own
tactical
commands
in
real
time
you
can
develop
your
base
and
raise
an
army
it's
a
masterful
mix
of
strategy
simulation
and
rpg
create
an
alliance
and
expand
your
sphere
of
influence
but
that's
not
the
only
thing
that's
going
to
be
expanding
your
mind
will
after
seeing
the
beautiful
art
of
the
various
soldiers
you'll
be
seeing
on
the
battlefield
including
this
joker
female
battle
soldier
girl
so
if
that
sounds
good
to
you
make
sure
you
go
to
the
description
down
below
and
download
the
game
today
first
up
we
have
the
mod
sky
radio
and
this
mod
is
gonna
add
a
dwemer
jukebox
to
your
game
now
to
obtain
one
of
these
sky
radios
you
can
either
buy
it
for
seven
grand
from
a
merchant
now
be
wary
it
is
a
food
uh
yeah
that's
all
i had
to
say
about
that
or
steal
it
from
someone
who
is
fortunate
to
own
one
in
their
house
or
lastly
be
lucky
and
stumble
upon
it
in
one
of
the
various
dangerous
dwemer
ruins
you'll
find
in
[Music]
skyrim
then
turn
the
radio
on
and
let
it
immerse
you
in
the
wonderful
world
of
skyrim
[Music]
of
course
it
really
depends
on
what
songs
you
choose
whether
it
be
from
the
oblivion
soundtrack
to
caillou
your
merchant
levels
are
definitely
going
to
fluctuate
depending
on
your
choice
but
most
of
us
are
probably
going
to
want
to
pick
this
thing
up
and
place
it
in
one
of
our
many
player
homes
scattered
throughout
skyrim
and
maybe
a
few
dungeons
if
you've
been
on
lover's
lab
for
a
bit
too
long
these
days
they're
easy
to
place
and
they
look
fantastic
next
to
some
of
your
big
titties
loot
followers
that
you
have
inhabiting
some
of
your
homes
and
the
best
part
is
that
you
can
set
them
to
start
playing
as
soon
as
you
enter
that
cell
whether
it
be
relaxing
cozy
selections
such
as
one
of
maluka's
cover
songs
[Music]
or
the
hub
intro
[Music]
it's
completely
up
to
you
you're
in
control
here
do
what
you
want
to
do
next
up
we
have
a
legendary
dialogue
overhaul
now
listen
i
know
uwu
speech
was
one
of
your
favorite
mods
you
had
ever
seen
on
this
channel
i
don't
blame
you
it's
very
hard
to
beat
but
it
just
doesn't
compare
to
the
original
khajiit
speak
look
it
just
doesn't
make
sense
that
you're
out
here
looking
like
this
while
speaking
like
this
if
you've
ever
met
a
khajiit
you
would
know
that
that
is
the
last
thing
you
would
ever
hear
out
of
khajiit's
mouse
and
this
mod
remedies
that
by
essentially
rewriting
every
single
dialogue
choice
that's
ever
been
written
by
the
writers
of
skyrim
including
all
the
dlc
into
khajiit's
speech
and
unlike
ubu
speech
you
can't
rely
on
a
computer
code
to
do
all
the
work
for
you
because
you're
not
just
replacing
simple
letters
you're
turning
everything
into
third
person
and
throwing
khajiit
words
and
terms
and
in
a
lot
of
cases
even
cojit
lore
so
that
every
time
you
speak
to
somebody
you
are
one
hundred
percent
speaking
from
the
point
of
view
of
a
khajiit
and
not
only
in
speech
patterns
but
also
in
attitude
for
example
after
asking
durge
why
they
call
him
durge
the
player
can
then
respond
no
way
that
name
would
scare
anyone
i
think
it's
hilarious
you
got
a
problem
forget
i
mentioned
it
meanwhile
the
khajiit
would
sound
more
like
it
is
a
good
name
and
if
a
name
can
scare
people
this
one
definitely
will
no
catnix
has
not
laughed
so
hard
in
many
phases
is
that
a
problem
khajiit
had
no
wish
to
offend
the
uncomparable
dirge
forget
this
exchange
yes
all
three
essentially
being
insults
because
khajiit
are
cheeky
little
[ __ ]
and
the
dialogue
reflects
that
so
if
you're
playing
a
khajiit
character
i
can
think
of
nothing
more
unimmersive
than
not
having
this
mod
in
your
load
order
next
up
we
have
a
mod
that
has
absolutely
zero
issues
and
will
add
a
level
of
realism
to
your
game
that
only
a
true
role
player
can
appreciate
and
it's
called
scenic
carriages
now
to
begin
using
this
mod
simply
find
a
carriage
driver
and
ask
him
for
a
guide
book
now
in
this
book
you'll
be
able
to
find
the
various
travel
routes
now
available
to
you
as
well
as
to
be
able
to
configure
the
various
settings
that'll
customize
this
mod
to
your
absolute
liking
now
because
this
is
a
scenic
carriage
ride
your
options
are
now
limited
to
mainly
the
towns
that
are
nearby
whatever
town
you're
trying
to
travel
from
no
more
going
from
solitude
to
riften
in
the
blink
of
an
eye
instead
you'll
be
taken
on
an
actual
journey
to
appreciate
the
beauty
and
details
stuffed
into
every
corner
of
this
wondrous
world
and
you
can
go
at
your
own
pace
from
a
slow
walk
to
a
fast
run
the
option
for
third
person
is
also
available
so
you
can
have
the
first
person
perspective
made
so
famous
by
the
intro
of
this
game
and
the
preceding
meme
you're
finally
awake
or
you
can
take
a
more
casual
laid-back
aesthetic
far
away
kind
of
view
either
way
you're
almost
guaranteed
an
immersive
experience
and
you
cannot
absolutely
not
forget
your
companions
who
will
keep
you
company
through
those
long
and
treacherous
rides
with
their
warm
faces
and
pleasant
dialogue
lines
that
they'll
continue
to
repeat
at
least
25
000
times
before
you
get
to
your
next
location
i've
got
your
back
i've
got
your
back
i've
got
your
back
i've
got
your
back
and
if
anything
goes
wrong
you
know
which
uh
barely
happens
you
know
you
can
just
stop
the
ride
get
off
there
and
just
fast
travel
to
your
location
so
if
you
just
don't
believe
the
concept
of
fast
travel
and
have
about
an
extra
two
hours
in
your
day
to
travel
from
rift
into
solitude
on
carriage
then
this
is
your
mod
next
up
we
have
a
mod
that
i've
never
featured
before
but
it's
possibly
one
of
the
cutest
most
endearing
mods
i've
ever
tried
in
my
life
and
it's
called
katix's
cider
house
restaurant
somewhere
outside
of
whiterun
a
kind
samaritan
has
spent
the
time
blood
and
effort
to
create
a
beautiful
cider
house
just
to
leave
at
the
last
moment
for
potentially
murdering
somebody
in
committing
manslaughter
just
kidding
about
the
last
part
we'll
we'll
never
know
could
be
though
and
so
you're
free
to
take
this
place
and
start
making
your
very
own
cider
which
is
actually
a
very
arduous
process
but
extremely
immersive
hands-on
and
nothing
like
the
crafting
you've
ever
seen
in
this
game
so
far
to
begin
you
can
harvest
the
apples
from
the
apple
trees
outside
in
just
one
harvest
i
received
2
640
apples
while
also
increasing
my
apple
picking
skills
so
i
can
harvest
even
more
in
one
batch
i
then
had
to
take
these
apples
and
place
them
in
an
apple
press
use
the
apple
press
valve
wait
a
day
use
the
decanter
valve
wait
two
days
use
the
fermenter
valve
wait
five
days
for
the
product
to
enter
one
of
the
various
barrels
named
after
the
cities
of
skyrim
and
it's
so
immersive
that
you
even
have
to
go
to
the
top
and
open
up
the
barrels
before
you
can
allow
them
to
store
any
cider
at
all
but
it
doesn't
end
there
you
then
need
to
go
to
any
general
merchant
and
order
bottles
in
bulk
to
be
sent
to
your
chest
in
the
outside
of
the
cider
house
in
which
you
will
place
those
bottles
inside
of
the
bottling
machine
in
the
basement
and
then
pull
the
appropriate
valve
on
the
ceiling
of
the
basement
which
took
me
an
hour
to
notice
that
it
was
up
there
and
the
machine
is
smart
it'll
tell
you
exactly
how
many
bottles
you
have
and
how
much
cider
you
have
available
then
just
pull
the
lever
and
bam
cider
to
feed
the
entire
province
of
skyrim
and
beyond
to
all
of
tamriel
that
you
can
then
immersively
place
into
a
cooler
before
shipping
them
out
to
the
various
orders
you'll
receive
in
the
book
on
the
counter
of
the
bar
in
front
of
the
tables
i
don't
know
why
i'm
being
so
specific
but
don't
forget
not
only
is
it
a
cider
house
it's
also
a
restaurant
at
the
same
time
using
the
grill
that
is
so
rustic
it
has
an
entire
gate
in
front
of
it
before
you
can
use
it
and
the
salad
chopping
station
to
the
right
you
can
consume
raw
ingredients
to
prepare
dishes
for
the
various
customers
that'll
storm
your
restaurant
as
soon
as
you
set
it
to
open
from
the
outside
then
all
you
need
to
do
is
head
to
the
rack
where
it
says
pick
food
for
serve
head
over
to
the
tables
and
now
you're
officially
playing
overcooked
or
diner
dash
but
not
really
because
it's
far
more
simple
and
all
you
need
to
do
is
activate
people's
silverware
and
get
that
bread
alternatively
if
your
time
is
more
valuable
than
that
you
can
hire
a
waitress
wake
her
lazy
ass
up
from
her
conveniently
placed
home
that's
right
behind
the
cider
house
and
she'll
show
up
for
work
every
day
no
questions
asked
automatically
serving
your
customers
who
are
also
incredibly
loud
and
create
a
ruckus
every
time
you
come
in
that
non-coincidentally
repeats
itself
in
a
loop
about
every
10
seconds
i'm
not
even
joking
here
and
as
you
fill
more
orders
and
serve
more
customers
you'll
eventually
be
able
to
expand
your
empire
through
upgrades
these
include
improved
tables
a
brand
new
dining
room
an
extra
oven
new
barrels
stone
floor
14
more
apple
trees
a
rebuilt
cider
house
entrance
24
more
apple
trees
and
a
cow
farm
in
which
apparently
you're
able
to
slaughter
calories
for
beef
to
fulfill
more
orders
at
your
restaurant
although
i'm
not
sure
how
to
feed
them
or
reproduce
them
i'm
a
rock
but
it's
just
such
a
pleasant
place
to
be
and
everything
you
do
is
so
wholesome
in
this
mod
there's
absolutely
no
way
anybody
can
hate
this
now
it's
time
to
go
from
the
most
wholesome
mod
ever
made
to
the
least
wholesale
mod
ever
made
in
skyrim
i'm
not
kidding
around
here
this
mod
is
the
antithesis
of
wholesome
it's
straight
up
pure
evil
and
that's
why
it
has
over
26
000
endorsements
and
almost
a
million
downloads
also
the
video
i
made
for
seven
years
ago
has
almost
7
million
views
i
even
told
you
guys
to
shut
the
[ __ ]
up
about
this
mod
and
nobody
took
me
seriously
what
i'm
about
to
show
you
in
this
episode
needs
to
stay
on
the
down
low
now
look
what's
happened
this
generation
is
the
most
degenerate
that's
ever
been
this
is
the
evil
lair
of
hydra
so
the
story
goes
that
out
of
the
blue
a
giant
lair
appeared
before
riverwood
this
lair
was
owned
by
hydra
the
daedric
lord
to
become
his
champion
and
take
ownership
of
the
lair
containing
man's
deepest
darkest
and
secret
desires
first
must
kill
six
of
his
soldiers
who
are
all
stronger
than
mirak
then
kill
the
ex-champion
of
hydra
who
is
probably
the
power
of
100
miracks
and
then
and
only
then
do
you
gain
access
to
one
of
the
darkest
and
deepest
places
in
all
of
skyrim
all
of
your
favorite
npcs
except
for
the
ones
of
the
male
variety
can
be
found
here
in
rather
precarious
situations
that
i
can't
disclose
in
too
close
of
detail
lest
my
youtube
channel
be
banned
from
this
platform
forever
if
you
respect
women
and
that
is
a
very
admirable
thing
to
do
please
please
do
not
sit
on
this
throne
for
what
you
will
see
next
is
probably
the
most
opposite
of
respecting
woman
i've
ever
seen
in
my
entire
life
these
are
all
of
the
female
yarns
of
skyrim
and
those
are
all
lydias
this
man
has
an
obsession
with
lydia
that
i
can't
quite
understand
and
if
you
really
really
respect
women
please
do
not
go
into
the
arena
well
i
mean
i
guess
it's
not
that
bad
you
basically
just
square
off
against
some
of the
higher
ups
of
various
skills
all
at
the
same
time
and
then
you
can
face
them
off
against
each
other
without
the
appropriate
attire
with
no
attire
actually
jesus
christ
women
are
more
than
just
objects
for
entertainment
god
damn
it
and
if
you
really
really
respect
women
i
wouldn't
set
foot
a
thousand
feet
near
the
dungeons
the
things
i
saw
here
truly
changed
me
as
a
person
when
i
was
just
at
the
tender
age
of
18.
a
young
mod
reviewer
seeing
the
horrors
of
the
world
firsthand
virtually
through
a
skyrim
mod
this
is
where
the
trajectory
of
my
channel
took
a
very
wrong
turn
those
are
all
the
human
forms
of
the
goddesses
burning
in
flames
and
cages
in
front
of
their
statues
enough
scent
poor
angie
here
needs
to
experience
the
beheading
scene
from
the
beginning
of
the
game
over
and
over
again
as
long
as
you
the
champion
of
hydra
desire
it
so
at
any
moment's
notice
meanwhile
the
living
area
is
basically
an
izakay
harem
watchers
fantasy
come
true
virtually
with
the
salutes
of
skyrim
it
is
the
christian
man's
worst
nightmare
if
you
are
a
man
of
god
i
absolutely
cannot
allow
you
to
download
this
and
that's
gonna
be
it
for
this
video
guys
make
sure
to
smash
that
like
button
to
free
ng
here
from
her
infinite
beheadings
and
subscribe
because
apparently
54
of
you
are
not
subscribed
to
the
channel
and
i
can
see
it
why
not
thank
you
so
much
for
watching
i'll
see
you
guys
next
time
peace
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