to create something that's genuinely new you have to start again and that's very hard to do so hard in fact that apple is still working on it so until then they'd like you to please please buy the new imac anyway even if its future usefulness is going to depend on third-party app developers besides why would that bother you if you think about it you're not really paying for a computer you're paying for an experience one unlike any other experience the experience of buying a brand new machine that's dead on arrival and i think that's really special just like i think our sponsor ridge is special ridge wallet wants to redefine the wallet with its compact frame and rfid blocking plates check out how they can keep your wallet bulge down and use our offer code linus to save 10 and get free worldwide shipping okay but wait this year's imac sports a surprising number of true meaningful improvements over previous models we get an obligatory spec bump allowing it to be equipped with up to intel's latest 10th gen 10 core consumer cpu that's going to make the imac pro sweat a little bit given that even if you kit that thing out with 18 cores they're going to be older slower ones making the decision to go imac over imac pro even more appealing 10 gigabit ethernet is now available for a reasonable 100 extra making almost the entire mac lineup capable of high-speed backups and working with heavy media projects over a network connection great job apple but like no really for real and it's still stuck with eight gigs of ddr4 2666 memory out of the box but it's user upgradable and we get options for up to eight terabytes of storage and oh yeah there's bluetooth 5.0 support which is a nice to have even if it's unlikely you'll notice much of a difference given that airpods pros already work with max running catalina and 2019 imax reportedly already had the hardware for it without most people noticing anyway now it's certainly not the most exciting looking machine and i honestly don't think that apple will have any incentive to make one that is exciting until they can launch an all-new model running apple silicon but ignoring the hey bezels are still sexy right aesthetic the improvements over last gen kind of just keep rolling here it has a nano texture glass option which is pricey at 500 but in my experience with it provides a surprisingly effective anti-glare effect without causing major sparkling like lcd coatings tend to and finally the webcam and microphone have been upgraded how much better does this look and sound and not a moment too soon the timing for this really couldn't have been better given the way that telecommuting has increasingly become the norm now it's worth noting that if you opt for nano texture glass it is going to stand out a little but not nearly as much as a notch or a hole punch camera on a smartphone so i'm gonna give apple a pass here so great machine then right go buy it today right well maybe but before you do there's some stuff you should know over the next two years apple is going to transition its hardware away from intel x86 which means that all apple software will run on their own arm-based chips creatively dubbed apple silicon this means many things but the most important for now is that app compatibility is going to be a huge focus going forward so much so that apple has created two compatibility layers to address it rosetta 2 and universal binary 2. the first of those allows the new arm chips that are coming to run existing x86 software the latter allows a developer to bundle an arm and x86 version of their apps in a single package that should be natively compatible with systems running either architecture kind of like how our water bottles are natively compatible with your facehole lttstore.com now you'll notice that rosetta 2 only goes one way and that could be a major problem while apple could support universal binary 2 for as long as intel-based macs have official support likely to the end of 2025 or so based on past trends it's actually up to individual app developers whether or not they want to provide support for it which if you're old enough to remember the transition away from power pc towards intel x86 you'll know means that you're almost definitely going to get inconsistent levels of support from one app to another and this time around it has the potential to be even worse because rmax can run idevice apps directly developers may be incentivized to develop for that platform first with your legacy intel mac as an afterthought all of this is to say that if what you love about the apple ecosystem in general and mac in particular is that it just works the 2020 imac and i mean really any intel mac from here on out is practically speaking dead on arrival you're definitely going to get about two years of the experience that you expect out of them give or take a year but beyond that it is a gigantic question mark so instead of just a normal review let's look at this machine from the perspective of a potential mac buyer and see if we can make some predictions for how the truly next generation imacs will look and whether they're worth waiting for first i don't see these massive bezels or the apple chin bar sticking around for much longer while apple might not adopt all of the industrial design of its pro display xdr if i was a betting man i'd put my money on apple's next imac to look a little something like this all business on the front machined aluminum on the back but with a more traditional imac style stand while the pro display xdr is rather flat on the back i would also expect apple to adopt a look more akin to the macbook flattened camford edges with a subtler curve than the current imax rather bulbous shape oh speaking of the pro display xdr make sure you get subscribed because we're finally pitting our fully complete hack pro head-to-head against the new mac pro and you won't want to miss it moving on i doubt apple will run their shiny new apple silicon at the same kind of red line that they've been forced to with intel machines like our 2020 imac here now they have employed some clever tricks to improve the experience somewhat like factory under volting with direct control over vrms custom phantom performance curves and more but at the end of the day this machine still spikes up to 99 degrees when you fire up an intensive cpu bound application a state that it can only maintain for a short while before it drops down to base clock where it mercifully runs at a mere 90ish degrees this differs from past behavior though which an optimist might say shows that apple is finally taking the thermals and longevity of their machines seriously or a cynic might say is probably more about quietly kneecapping the intel max to make the upcoming arm-based ones look better for my part i wouldn't be surprised if it's all a little bit of both while we don't have any firm data on what performance or thermals will look like on apple silicon we need look no further than the ipad pro to get some hints that's a tablet with no active cooling whatsoever that can pull off laptop-like performance and crucially sustain it for long periods of time finally i doubt that apple is going to settle for performance that's just as good our imax 10 core cpu does manage some decent numbers but it's been clear for a while now that apple's been desperately trying to squeeze more performance out of intel's aging 14 nanometer plus plus plus processors wherever they can so we can see it here where they allow the thermals to spike in the hope that the load will be a short one and that the cpu will race back down to idle this actually works out for them in some scenarios like photoshop and final cut but it absolutely kills performance in longer running benchmarks like blender where the core clocks drop way down to base clock the gpu for its part is still good or as good as a mid-range consumer card with pro slapped onto its name can be but between apple's experience with building mobile gpus in developing the low-level metal and metal two apis and in building the afterburner accelerator card for the mac pro they may have all the tools they need to be self-sufficient here this one's actually a bit of a wild card but that's still in the future as of this video we still can't say exactly what an apple silicon imac will look like which is why buying any intel based mac today is going to be a bit of a crap shoot now i am hoping that apple's ongoing support for these devices stands out from the rest of the industry kind of like their iphone support does the issue is that so far they've only made vague commitments like for years to come how many years remember back when apple transitioned away from powerpc mac os 10's first universal binary format only lasted from 2006 until apple killed non-intel support at the os level with snow leopard in 2009 if i was buying a shiny new mac today i'd want something a little firmer with that said if i 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much
like
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like
this
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actually
still
strong
early
and
it
scales
like
a
lot
better
zone
so
it's
just
like
superior
overall
it's
so
wait
to
do
though
you'd
never
think
like
giving
up
severe
would
be
good
could
I
bind
this
like
useless
junk
items
like
fiendish
codex
penal
gem
more
amp
tomes
dark
seal
mesh
Isley
all
this
you
can
just
get
this
so
early
sure
I'm
mega
fat
but
even
I
wasn't
mega
fat
I'd
get
this
like
so
much
earlier
cherishing
abates
she
has
fashion
everything
in
the
tower
misfit
and
now
I
can
stop
buying
luxury
items
like
CDR
or
notes
what
happens
there
nice
losing
the
spider
off
me
no
hangers
gonna
kill
me
hello
set
is
such
a
snitch
dude
a
Brizzy
running
to
really
be
good
but
we
still
hardly
what
the
hell
so
that
sucks
feelsgoodman
unfasten
him
all
cheering
nice
had
to
walk
back
to
him
closer
so
I'd
get
my
ulti
linked
faster
because
it's
like
an
animation
my
face
wash
thanks
to
the
flip
one
point
so
good
that's
so
good
we're
thinking
like
I
was
getting
caught
and
he's
spitting
that's
so
good
in
meeting
macro
yeah
you're
joking
me
nobody
aww
told
him
what
are
we
doing
to
me
and
Ringo
is
digit
like
one
in
stream
it's
an
old
back
No
nice
come
on
everyone
I
can
track
him
drag
him
trying
to
keep
focus
yeah
you're
so
smart
ringer
good
job
are
you
Altima
way
that
song
is
nice
exhaust
it
does
so
much
I'm
really
coming
it
changed
too
many
I
got
my
lecture
on
show
me
should
be
really
really
ready
for
it's
not
melt
up
soon
again
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think
I
altered
with
blue
buffs
know
so
it's
like
Tamsin
see
ya
oh
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trying
to
take
me
in
a
gross
so
I
can
pull
it
really
close
like
this
like
this
like
this
in
the
Albert
Einstein's
and
shot
this
is
what
Albert
and
so
do
keep
lately
okay
yeah
I
didn't
know
staying
in
Stephen
Hawking
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penetrate
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saving
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no
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doesn't
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they
were
dying
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love
alleys
backed
off
and
probably
entire
but
I
need
to
do
this
you
want
if
I
execute
so
smart
holy
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could
he
jumps
on
me
he
dies
if
he
doesn't
opal
meets
execute
and
he's
waste
her
time
toppling
but
that's
the
best
thing
out
of
the
bad
options
that
I
have
right
there
I
think
it's
pushing
my
direction
mighty
Boggs
and
he's
keeping
he
has
no
IQ
nice
or
touching
Chennai
please
level
six
ah
I
really
hope
they
carry
them
because
like
I'm
out
of
it
I
know
Jax
is
gonna
scale
like
kinda
heart
as
well
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strong
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double
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bacon
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not
going
something
ever
again
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sweat
it
off
oh
dude
you're
in
this
that's
okay
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loud
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was
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about
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the
other
cube
perfect
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worked
quite
well
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think
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there's
one
thing
valkyrie
and
i
have
in
common
and
it's
that
both
of
our
fathers
were
pilots
and
both
of
our
fathers
were
unfortunately
killed
during
the
war
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it
was
so
heartbreaking
to
lose
him
but
then
i
saw
that
valkyrie
avenged
her
father
and
created
a
full-on
suit
using
his
titan
so
i
thought
i
would
do
the
same
and
now
i
will
finally
be
my
own
pilot
and
fly
into
the
sky
okay
so
it
turns
out
that
i
misunderstood
what
a
pilot
was
and
i
can't
actually
fly
so
i
hope
i
made
you
proud
dad
[Music]
valkyrie
is
the
17th
legend
her
real
name
is
kairi
imahara
and
she's
the
daughter
of
viper
one
of
the
coolest
antagonists
of
titanfall
2.
your
journey
ends
here
pilate
the
skies
belong
to
me
nowhere
to
run
nowhere
to
hide
that
you
uh
the
shot
well
this
is
awkward
when
she
was
a
child
she
always
wanted
to
be
a
pilot
just
like
her
dad
and
she
even
stole
her
dad's
titan
and
almost
got
killed
but
luckily
her
father
saved
her
he
did
end
up
teaching
her
how
to
pilot
a
titan
but
then
left
for
a
mission
and
never
returned
she
blames
her
father's
death
on
his
commander
kuben
blisk
for
sending
her
dad
on
the
mission
in
the
first
place
and
she
successfully
tracked
him
down
but
jack
cooper
is
the
person
who
actually
killed
viper
shouldn't
she
be
mad
at
cooper
and
track
cooper
down
i'm
just
saying
anyways
she
almost
kills
blisk
but
ultimately
spares
him
after
he
talks
highly
of
her
father
and
then
joins
the
apex
games
but
before
she
joined
she
has
rampart
transform
her
father's
titan
into
a
jet
pack
now
she
truly
lives
up
to
her
father's
legacy
eye
on
the
sky
hey
that's
what
her
dad
said
she
has
a
lot
of
voice
lines
that
talk
about
her
dad
sorry
dad
and
an
incredible
skin
inspired
by
her
dad's
titan
i
mean
look
at
that
beautiful
and
with
every
new
legend
comes
a
new
season
with
changes
to
the
map
this
time
olympus
has
a
new
ship
with
an
alien
infection
aesthetic
complete
with
dead
crewmates
that
have
a
key
card
to
the
cockpit
which
is
like
a
vault
it's
nice
there's
the
new
bow
and
arrow
weapon
the
bow
check
which
is
incredibly
strong
very
accurate
even
from
a
long
distance
from
across
the
map
let's
go
and
super
silent
compared
to
regular
weapons
you
should
use
it
while
it's
still
floor
loo
i
feel
like
it's
a
little
too
strong
and
of
course
there's
a
new
game
mode
arenas
and
if
you
want
to
know
everything
about
that
check
out
my
video
on
it
after
this
video
cool
cool
so
that's
everything
valkyrie
brings
to
the
game
but
now
that
we
know
who
valkyrie
is
let's
learn
how
to
player
shall
we
valkyrie's
passive
ability
is
her
vitol
jets
these
allow
for
her
to
fly
up
at
a
decent
speed
and
a
high
distance
getting
to
areas
usually
a
bit
difficult
to
reach
she
can't
fly
as
high
as
bonsai
towers
but
it's
still
pretty
high
when
you
do
fly
you
cannot
shoot
or
heal
until
you
stop
using
the
jets
so
you
can't
really
fly
into
someone's
face
expecting
to
destroy
them
this
passive
is
more
useful
in
little
bursts
for
quickly
getting
to
the
high
ground
climbing
get
out
of
here
we
don't
climb
anymore
you
don't
have
unlimited
jets
they
have
to
recharge
over
time
and
take
a
bit
to
fully
recharge
that's
a
long
time
but
when
it's
charged
i
can't
go
anywhere
but
it's
pretty
loud
so
you're
not
sneaking
up
on
anybody
there's
also
an
option
to
float
or
hover
it
can
come
in
handy
sometimes
but
for
the
most
part
you're
not
really
going
to
be
flying
on
a
horizontal
steady
pace
there's
just
not
really
a
reason
to
do
that
she
is
also
a
recon
character
so
she
gets
the
recon
passive
to
be
able
to
scan
beacons
to
find
the
next
ring
location
by
the
way
in
the
menu
where
the
gameplay
section
is
you
can
turn
the
jets
from
toggle
to
hold
in
my
opinion
hold
is
superior
her
tactical
ability
is
missile
swarm
which
launches
a
cluster
of
missiles
onto
an
area
doing
a
bit
of
damage
and
stunning
enemies
caught
in
the
blast
this
is
the
only
thing
you
can
use
while
flying
up
enemies
can
see
where
the
rockets
will
land
giving
them
time
to
dodge
it
so
you
won't
be
getting
too
many
kills
with
it
but
it
will
force
enemies
to
leave
an
area
or
risk
being
stunned
or
even
killed
it's
so
satisfying
to
win
using
this
tactical
too
bad
nobody
would
let
me
kill
them
with
it
this
one
wraith
literally
wouldn't
let
me
kill
her
she
just
jumped
off
the
map
oh
i
missed
all
right
we're
just
gonna
keep
chasing
i'm
not
gonna
let
her
heal
i'm
just
going
to
keep
pacing
keep
going
you
can't
use
the
tactical
if
the
ceiling
is
too
low
and
you
can
hurt
yourself
if
you're
too
close
to
it
it
does
have
insane
range
and
aiming
it
isn't
too
difficult
but
it
can
be
a
bit
clunky
at
times
it
is
an
explosive
so
it
does
have
the
ability
to
blow
up
doors
just
a
little
fun
fact
her
ultimate
is
skyward
dive
which
launches
you
and
any
teammate
attached
into
the
air
and
acts
as
a
redeploy
also
while
redeploying
either
with
the
ultimate
or
on
a
regular
balloon
or
when
dropping
out
of
the
ship
you
scan
any
nearby
enemies
for
your
team
and
they
show
up
briefly
as
little
red
arrows
on
the
minimap
this
ultimate
is
awesome
it
makes
her
probably
the
best
legend
for
making
safe
rotations
and
your
team
will
rarely
ever
die
to
the
ring
this
is
also
incredible
offensively
as
you
can
skydive
onto
enemies
from
anywhere
and
also
scan
them
for
the
team
if
you're
a
bit
slower
than
your
team
you
can
use
this
ultimate
to
catch
up
to
them
her
scan
will
detect
enemies
through
smoke
and
won't
scan
mirage
decoys
so
you
won't
be
bamboozled
i
know
you've
been
getting
bamboozled
you
noobs
you
can't
use
this
hole
if
you're
indoors
or
there's
a
ceiling
but
this
also
means
that
you
can
use
it
in
some
of
the
weirdest
places
like
hammond
labs
that
is
so
sick
you
can
activate
your
ultimate
and
cancel
it
and
you
will
lose
some
recharge
if
it
gets
cancelled
it
will
also
be
cancelled
if
you
get
shot
so
don't
use
it
in
the
open
otherwise
you
can
activate
it
and
wait
as
long
as
you'd
like
lucky
oh
god
do
you have
a
heat
shield
i
do
i'm
just
i'm
just
gonna
wait
like
i'm
just
gonna
wait
bro
i'll
wait
the
whole
time
i
don't
care
okay
you
have
two
heat
shields
on
me
come
on
hurry
up
just
grab
on
oh
my
gosh
there's
no
time
there's
like
no
time
limit
apparently
this
is
way
better
than
driving
a
trident
let's
just
be
honest
planes
they're
better
than
cars
our
enemies
on
the
high
ground
we'll
just
make
it
your
high
ground
now
go
show
these
enemy
valkyries
who
the
skies
really
belong
to
the
skies
belong
to
me
[Music]
as
a
pilot
just
like
my
dad
i
have
a
personal
connection
to
valkyrie
so
you
know
i'm
the
best
valk
player
in
the
world
so
listen
to
these
pro
tips
number
one
her
mobility
is
decent
with
your
jets
and
can
give
you
a
slight
boost
of
speed
when
used
in
small
bursts
even
getting
you
out
of
horizons
ultimate
however
don't
be
a
goofy
goober
and
just
fly
into
somebody's
face
you're
the
easiest
thing
to
shoot
down
valkyrie
benefits
from
a
team
composition
that
can
move
with
her
like
octane
pathfinder
or
horizon
as
you
can
fly
up
to
high
places
but
your
lifeline
and
gibby
they
can't
really
come
with
you
so
if
your
team
isn't
as
mobile
remember
that
because
flying
up
to
your
death
without
them
is
pointless
number
two
while
the
ultimate
is
cool
and
flashy
if
there's
a
jump
tower
nearby
don't
waste
your
ultimate
just
use
the
tower
it's
like
10
meters
away
we
could
have
just
ballooned
like
right
there
okay
number
three
valkyrie's
jets
can
allow
for
her
to
kind
of
make
a
shortcut
over
big
pits
and
long
areas
that
most
people
can't
fly
over
you
can
even
do
some
insane
rotations
like
rotations
underneath
the
map
there
are
probably
going
to
be
a
lot
of
these
out
there
and
while
a
lot
of
them
are
going
to
be
impractical
because
your
teammates
can't
join
you
if
you're
alone
and
got
your
teammates
banners
and
need
to
leave
in
a
pinch
try
exploring
some
of
these
options
just
make
sure
you're
safe
before
you
practice
oh
no
no
no
no
oh
oh
oh
my
god
okay
here
i
go
are
you
on
the
other
side
of
the
fence
right
now
when
you
use
your
ultimate
and
your
teammates
attach
themselves
to
it
your
teammates
cannot
leave
so
turn
up
your
dpi
and
spin
make
them
dizzy
yes
yes
valkyrie
is
a
welcome
addition
to
apex
providing
more
vertical
mobility
as
well
as
lore
for
apex
and
titanfall
fans
alike
but
how
is
she
for
noobs
for
noobs
i
would
say
that
she's
a
medium
difficult
character
to
play
flying
with
her
may
take
a
bit
of
time
to
get
used
to
but
once
you
have
that
down
she
won't
be
too
hard
for
most
people
to
play
but
what
do
you
think
is
she
easy
to
play
hard
to
play
do
you
think
she
needs
puffs
or
do
you
think
she's
too
good
and
needs
nerves
let
me
know
in
the
comments
down
below
once
again
thank
you
to
ea
for
sponsoring
this
video
but
uh
i'll
catch
you
later
[Music]


usually
you
can
expect
swords
and
other
weapons
from
history
to
be
practical
in
nature
they
were
designed
for
use
after
all
but
every
now
and
then
you
come
upon
something
that
looks
as
if
it
came
straight
from
a
movie
or
video
game
or
some
other
fantasy
scenario
in
fact
some
of
them
if
i
looked
at
them
without
knowing
that
they're
real
i
would
call
them
unrealistic
so
let's
take
a
look
at
a
few
examples
there's
plenty
i
just
picked
five
for
this
to
narrow
down
and
for
this
video
i
got
audible
as
a
sponsor
which
i'm
quite
happy
about
since
it's
a
company
i
like
and
i've
listened
to
audio
books
while
going
on
a
bike
ride
or
a
hike
or
doing
chores
at
home
i
listen
to
several
history
publications
from
the
great
courses
about
the
celts
and
life
in
the
middle
ages
for
instance
there's
plenty
to
absorb
and
learn
while
you're
going
about
doing
mundane
boring
tasks
there's
a
lot
of
useful
material
for
self-improvement
too
for
example
the
willpower
instinct
by
dr
kelly
mcgonigle
of
course
it's
easier
to
listen
to
research
about
how
self-control
works
and
how
to
improve
it
than
it
is
to
fully
enact
in
everyday
life
working
on
it
though
if
you
prefer
fiction
you
can
go
devour
anything
and
everything
written
by
david
gamel
and
brandon
sanderson
you
can
thank
me
later
audible's
got
several
thousands
of
audiobooks
in
all
kinds
of
genres
got
podcasts
theatrical
performances
guided
programs
etc
so
click
the
link
in
the
video
description
to
go
to
audible
where
you
can
sign
up
for
a
30-day
free
trial
let's
start
with
something
that
i
don't
think
many
people
know
which
is
the
antler-matic
this
is
a
tool
which
appeared
in
the
mesolithic
period
started
around
12
000
years
ago
in
europe
around
roughly
the
same
time
that
the
neolithic
started
in
the
levant
in
the
middle
east
and
it
lasted
until
around
8
000
years
ago
with
some
regional
variation
so
this
seems
to
have
replaced
a
plow
stick
and
it
could
be
used
either
for
agriculture
or
mining
and
experimental
archaeologists
have
even
demonstrated
that
an
antler
axe
can
be
used
for
chopping
trees
antler
is
surprisingly
hard
i've
worked
with
it
before
i've
included
this
even
though
it's
a
tool
because
skeletal
evidence
shows
that
it
was
used
as
a
weapon
like
a
war
pick
basically
there
are
round
holes
punched
into
skulls
with
these
and
if
you
think
about
it
this
would
be
very
effective
for
the
same
reason
that
a
war
pick
is
effective
it
concentrates
a
lot
of
force
on
a
relatively
small
area
and
it's
a
weapon
that
has
most
of
its
mass
at
the
top
so
you
can
deliver
very
powerful
strikes
with
it
you
know
just
like
with
a
sickle
the
one
i
reviewed
for
example
that
was
extremely
effective
any
kind
of
pick
like
object
that
i've
tested
so
far
has
been
devastating
so
i'm
not
surprised
that
these
punched
holes
clean
into
heads
at
the
same
time
this
is
something
you
might
expect
to
see
in
the
hands
of
a
lizard
man
or
a
tribal
barbarian
in
a
fantasy
setting
it's
a
very
unique
item
simple
but
it
has
a
certain
raw
savage
appeal
if
you
will
next
up
something
remarkably
fancy
crystal
weapons
these
were
found
in
the
megalithic
tomb
dolmen
del
montel
rio
in
spain
this
is
a
5
000
year
old
burial
site
with
25
arrowheads
a
few
small
blades
a
blade
core
that
they
were
struck
from
and
a
dagger
this
is
made
of
rock
crystal
a
type
of
macrocrystalline
quartz
this
might
have
been
used
as
a
result
of
flint
shortage
in
the
region
or
perhaps
it
has
symbolic
value
i
mean
we
still
find
these
quite
impressive
to
look
at
nowadays
and
i
would
be
highly
surprised
if
people
did
not
consider
them
to
be
valuable
or
at
least
pretty
back
in
the
day
this
is
significantly
more
challenging
to
work
with
than
flint
or
obsidian
artifacts
made
of
quartz
and
rock
crystal
appeared
relatively
often
in
southern
spain
five
to
six
thousand
years
ago
but
then
disappeared
a
millennium
later
in
the
early
bronze
age
the
most
impressive
piece
here
is
obviously
the
crystal
dagger
this
one
is
21.4
centimeters
or
eight
and
three
quarter
inches
long
13
millimeters
or
half
an
inch
thick
and
the
surface
of
the
blade
is
polished
the
internal
structure
of
the
crystal
does
not
allow
breaking
off
a
slab
through
percussion
so
this
shows
that
it
was
probably
shaped
either
through
sawing
or
grinding
and
polishing
and
then
the
edge
was
created
by
pressure
flaking
so
this
is
remarkable
work
doesn't
look
quite
like
fantasy
crystal
daggers
that
you
usually
see
and
i
really
have
to
doubt
its
usability
i
think
this
would
probably
be
quite
brittle
i
suppose
it
could
be
almost
like
a
one-time
use
item
if
somebody
was
stabbed
by
one
of
these
the
blade
would
most
likely
shatter
if
it
hits
bone
with
some
force
but
if
it's
just
soft
tissue
then
it
might
not
or
perhaps
small
pieces
break
off
which
could
be
even
worse
difficult
to
treat
especially
at
the
time
and
wouldn't
heal
very
very
easily
either
then
we've
got
a
19th
century
spanish
sabre
apparently
used
against
french
cavalry
it's
double
edged
with
a
fairly
wide
fuller
91
centimeters
or
36
inches
overall
length
and
it's
speculated
that
it
was
supposed
to
cut
the
horse's
tendons
this
is
just
a
crazy
design
if
i
saw
this
thing
i
would
and
it
was
a
drawing
i
would
just
be
like
come
on
but
it
existed
i
imagine
it
would
be
a
little
cumbersome
to
wield
might
also
have
a
somewhat
awkward
balance
compared
to
a lot
of
other
sabers
but
as
far
as
cutting
horses
tendons
is
concerned
i
mean
it's
a
bit
sickle
like
at
the
end
although
i
doubt
you
could
easily
use
it
as
a
sickle
because
it's
an
asymmetrical
handle
and
it
occurs
in
the
opposite
direction
so
i
mean
you
could
potentially
do
a
false
edge
cut
with
it
but
i
imagine
you
could
also
use
the
straight
section
of
true
edge
that
is
almost
at
a
perpendicular
angle
to
the
blade
so
striking
with
that
might
be
quite
effective
that
would
have
an
almost
ax
like
effect
i'm
a
little
surprised
that
it
even
has
a
point
because
it
does
not
look
like
it
could
be
deployed
at
all
it's
at
a
very
strange
angle
so
i
think
that
would
be
a
little
difficult
unless
it
was
intended
to
deliver
slashing
cuts
with
the
point
but
again
you
could
only
really
do
that
effectively
with
a
false
edge
cut
so
i
don't
know
exactly
how
this
was
used
it's
just
speculation
i
wasn't
able
to
find
a
lot
of
information
about
it
unfortunately
and
it's
interesting
to
see
that
it
has
a
sheath
as
well
this
cannot
have
been
easy
to
make
yet
they
went
through
the
trouble
of
doing
it
anyway
i
don't
know
if
this
is
a
one-of-a-kind
piece
or
if
multiple
similar
ones
were
found
this
is
the
only
one
that
i
could
find
pictures
of
either
way
absolutely
crazy
design
isn't
it
this
looks
very
fantasy
indeed
the
next
one
you
might
have
heard
of
the
zulfiqar
it's
a
sort
of
mystical
sword
supposedly
owned
by
the
prophet
muhammad
and
given
to
his
son-in-law
ali
ibn
abu
talib
this
was
first
mentioned
around
the
year
800
but
then
more
commonly
showed
up
in
texts
about
600
years
after
ali's
lifetime
there's
plenty
of
speculation
about
this
type
of
sword
this
is
likely
one
of
the
actual
swords
owned
by
muhammad
this
one
does
not
have
a
bifurcated
or
two
prong
tip
and
there's
a
10th
century
fatimid
depiction
which
is
the
earliest
visual
reference
that
we
seem
to
have
from
what
i've
read
the
two-pronged
design
comes
from
a
misinterpretation
of
the
legends
about
this
sword
this
originally
apparently
meant
double-edged
rather
than
a
double
bladed
sword
the
curator
of
the
higgins
collection
pointed
out
that
fractures
in
the
tip
of
early
arabic
wood
swords
were
not
uncommon
so
a
two-bladed
or
two-pronged
design
could
be
inspired
by
this
type
of
battle
damage
this
example
from
the
higgins
museum
has
a
hilt
probably
from
the
17th
century
and
the
blade
might
be
from
the
19th
century
made
in
india
the
weight
is
one
and
a
half
kilograms
or
three
pounds
and
four
ounces
so
not
terribly
heavy
even
though
it
looks
quite
a
bit
heavier
the
hole
at
the
end
of
the
bifurcation
here
is
quite
a
smart
way
to
prevent
the
blade
from
cracking
down
the
split
because
this
distributes
the
force
more
evenly
around
the
whole
here's
a
zulfiqar
presumably
owned
by
shah
jahan
the
fifth
mughal
emperor
who
reigned
from
1628
to
1658
and
also
commissioned
the
taj
mahal
among
other
monuments
i
wasn't
able
to
confirm
that
this
indeed
belonged
to
shah
jahan
so
i'm
just
gonna
have
to
go
with
the
statement
about
it
that
i
found
here's
a
particularly
strange
indian
version
with
a
strongly
s-shaped
blade
this
is
such
an
awkward
angle
relative
to
the
wrist
i
can't
imagine
this
was
ever
used
in
combat
in
fact
generally
the
17th
18th
and
19th
century
designs
strike
me
as
not
terribly
usable
two
points
is
not
better
than
one
in
this
case
this
is
much
more
likely
to
be
stopped
and
not
achieved
the
same
penetration
as
a
single
pointed
blade
simply
because
things
can
get
stuck
in
between
the
two
points
clothing
comes
to
mind
in
particular
if
clothing
bunches
up
or
armor
for
example
and
the
two
prongs
go
past
and
then
it
just
fills
the
gap
this
could
really
create
a
lot
of
resistance
and
prevent
the
blade
from
going
deeper
let
alone
being
stuck
on
a
rib
for
example
so
this
doesn't
give
you
any
practical
benefit
i
can
see
but
it
introduces
some
drawbacks
so
for
thrusting
this
is
probably
not
great
for
cutting
it's
still
fine
of
course
the
serrations
seem
a
little
excessive
i
i
still
have
mixed
feelings
about
serrations
on
blades
that
were
not
terribly
common
in
history
and
i
still
have
a
suspicion
that
they
might
also
get
bound
up
by
clothing
but
i
haven't
done
tests
yet
and
haven't
seen
anybody
who
has
so
it's
a
bit
speculative
as
a
side
note
here's
a
double-bladed
iron
dagger
made
by
the
shona
people
in
zimbabwe
central
africa
late
19th
early
20th
century
so
whether
this
was
intended
for
use
or
not
i
don't
know
i
doubt
it
but
still
interesting
find
and
finally
you've
probably
seen
this
distinctive
shape
in
fantasy
sword
designs
this
is
an
ikakalaka
sword
from
the
conda
and
other
tribes
in
congo
central
africa
this
was
not
made
exclusively
as
a
weapon
but
also
for
other
purposes
apparently
parade
swords
and
other
iron
objects
were
used
as
a
form
of
currency
and
for
dowries
the
weight
of
this
one
right
here
is
given
by
the
african
arts
gallery
as
a
mere
380
grams
which
is
extremely
light
i
would
argue
too
light
for
a
weapon
here's
a
mid
20th
century
quartz
sword
so
this
was
a
prestige
item
there's
another
quartz
sword
this
one
has
a
brass
blade
obviously
not
very
suited
for
use
as
a
weapon
iron
is
fine
bronze
is
fine
brass
not
so
much
it's
too
soft
this
conda
sword
or
should
i
say
sword-like
object
obviously
falls
under
that
category
it's
either
a
prestige
item
or
you
know
used
for
trade
there's
no
way
you
could
fight
with
this
practically
at
all
this
is
more
of
an
art
object
basically
same
with
these
two
on
the
right
the
left
one
is
the
more
practical
version
but
the
other
two
are
just
pretty
out
there
so
they
would
not
be
practical
but
this
design
was
also
used
by
conda
slavers
as
actual
weapons
so
they
weren't
entirely
just
prestige
slash
art
slash
currency
they're
referred
to
as
executioner
swords
as
well
the
curvature
under
the
flare
tips
could
be
effective
for
decapitations
i
imagine
if
you
catch
the
neck
right
in
the
inside
of
that
curvature
it's
sort
of
like
a
sickle
at
that
point
i've
shown
and
tested
a
sword
which
was
custom
made
for
me
based
on
a
modified
design
of
the
armor
slayer
from
fire
emblem
and
that
thing
was
extremely
effective
that
one
ended
up
quite
heavy
to
the
point
where
it
had
to
be
a
10
and
a
half
sword
and
better
use
with
two
hands
but
in
terms
of
just
destructive
power
the
thing
was
insane
somebody
in
a
recent
live
stream
asked
me
about
a
sword
axe
hybrid
and
at
the
time
i
said
that
i
don't
consider
that
very
useful
because
then
you're
just
compromising
the
function
of
each
but
i
wasn't
thinking
of
this
one
at
the
time
this
is
really
what
i
would
personally
consider
a
a
pretty
good
sword
axe
hybrid
or
maybe
sword
war
pick
hybrid
something
like
that
it's
really
more
of
a
pick
than
an
axe
but
either
way
this
does
work
i
do
actually
agree
with
the
term
armor
slayer
there
is
some
merit
to
it
now
particularly
any
kind
of
armor
other
than
plate
you
know
for
example
male
or
gamblesons
in
particular
just
rips
right
through
so
it
would
be
quite
effective
against
light
and
medium
armor
and
obviously
devastating
against
unarmored
targets
so
yeah
there
we
are
these
are
the
ones
that
i
picked
for
now
if
you
like
this
i
i
might
make
more
episodes
if
you
will
in
this
style
not
terribly
often
because
this
takes
quite
a
while
to
research
and
make
but
uh
hope
you
enjoyed
it
thanks
for
watching
and
have
a
good
one
every
once
in
a
while
you
come
up
on
the
publisher
get
out
of
here
get
off
my
lawn
out
of
my
living
room
tool
that
appeared
in
the
mesolithic
period
period
the
period
and
profusioner
which
is
a
variety
of
microcrystalline
quartz
macrocrystalline
damn
it
micro
macro
what's
the
difference
right
big
small
whatever
tomato
tomato
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[Music]
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the
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what
what
you
did
oh
oh
[Music]
i
and
molotov
coming
out
for
a
little
bit
too
late
maybe
as
them
q
actually
not
gonna
be
mullied
up
in
this
corner
he
can
maybe
even
line
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it
really
matters
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right
now
sees
everybody
spots
everybody
out
one
two
three
let's
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he
finds
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fourth
this
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let's
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it's
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it's
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imagining
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safari
mesh
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my
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now
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like
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direct
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my
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my
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them
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polo
starts
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traded
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this story originally appeared on the athletic the best place to read about football online visit www.gfi.com/webmonitor antique Stadium declared in French for those who dream of England there's still room on Newcastle's bench it was aimed at Omri seven who left for tyneside four months previously Newcastle's relegation from the Premier League was imminent and a pocket of supporters were wallowing in their former captain's misery for more than three years on even a place on the bench seems to be beyond a survey their supporters would be forgiven for forgetting that the 28 year old is even still employed by the club but he remains a Newcastle player albeit one who is not in Steve Bruce's 25 Man Premier League squad along with fellow experienced midfielder Jack Cole back svet has played a total of 232 League minutes for Newcastle and made only eight appearances for them three of which were league starts he's been loaned out three times while collecting his 32,000 pounds per week salary only part of which has been subsidized pocketing more than five million pounds in wages on a contract that has more than eighteen months left to run once the 4.5 million pound fee Newcastle paid although is taken into account each of Servais appearances has come at a cost in excess of 1 million pounds however unlike the previous three summers survey has not been exiled to the academy to train with the under-23 instead new manager Bruce has opted to keep silver in coal back 29 involved in first team sessions insisting that they've done nothing to warrant that kind of humiliation in fact sources insist that survey is not a disruptive influence he's known to be a quiet but happy presence around the training ground often to be spotted with florian illusion or eating lunch with christian at SU and bruce has a positive rapport with the midfielder and has been seen joking with survey removing his cap and ruffle his hair in the team canteen although disappointed on a professional level not to be playing insiders indicate that survey is not as outwardly frustrated by the situation as Colback and enjoys day-to-day life on Tyneside the Senegal International is considered a positive presence among the squad even if he's not technically part of it what is curious though is that survey remains such a high profile footballer away from Tyneside he started in this summer's Africa Cup of Nations final where Senegal lost 1 nil to Algeria so why then have three successive Newcastle coaches overlooked him the issue stems back to when he initially signed the last recruit during the club's so-called French Revolution he symbolizes how a blueprint that started so expertly with signings such as attempt anartha and Yohan Cabaye had become stale the chief scout Graham Carr who boasted extensive French contacts had been a long-term admirer of savais Carr had watched a player dubbed as the next thierry andre and one who became a football manager starla following the game's 2008 edition impressed as a young forward before survey morphed into a defensive midfielder after injury scouts from Newcastle Swansea City and Tottenham Hotspur watched Anfield in November 2015 as survey delivered a goalscoring man-of-the-match display during Bordeaux's 2-1 Europa League defeat by Liverpool fearful they could miss out Newcastle moved swiftly when the mid-season window opened Steve McClaren top target was Jonjo Shelvey and the head coach was not sold on surveys credentials even if a long-term successor to check tota was required with the Ivorian expected to leave in the end newcastle signed both men but t OTAs transfer collapsed and survey found himself dropped from the starting lineup by McLaren after only two starts once referred Benitez arrived the Spaniard could not comprehend why survey and on loan Roma striker say du dum BIA had been brought to the Premier League that january survey found himself banished to the reserves and then sent on loan to send Etienne in France for all of New Castle's championship-winning 2016-17 campaign in Benitez his view while survey was technically proficient he lacked the physicality and stamina to control the midfield in England and once survey declared that his close friends Johan Gouffran and Gabrielle Overton were way better than the English players and should have always played more at Newcastle his future under the Spaniard always appeared bleak Benitez never had an issue with cives attitude he simply didn't value him as a player even though he transfer listed survey in 2017 and sent him back to the reserves he was belatedly handed a shirt number once the Newcastle manager realised his desire to entirely reshape the squad would not be realized however salve a still did not make an appearance until injuries forced Benitez his hand just before Christmas in 2017 he was called in to partner his friend mohamed dr mei in central midfield away to West Ham of the London Stadium and had a dreadful start he gifted a back pass straight to Marco and out of it for the game's opening goal yet just four minutes later so they demanded that he take a free-kick and he killed a 25 yard effort into the bottom corner for the games remaining 18 minutes he was steady if unremarkable but he never made another league appearance under Benitez now Newcastle supporters have never quite understood why he was discarded after scoring that day primarily it was because of what he failed to do he did not dominate an influence as a midfielder should one Insider attempted to explain cives exclusion by stating that he is a free-kick specialist who seems to do very little else so they spent the next 18 months out on loan in Turkey at Sivasspor and bursaspor working on the coach Summitt Ababa at both last season survey made 29 appearances for Bursaspor predominantly as an attacking midfielder but support only twice as they were relegated from the top flight he returned to tie site and despite interest from Turkey and France failed to secure another move with windows across Africa and the Middle East including Qatar and the UAE still open a lone move outside of Europe is improbable but not impossible although survey was eligible to play in the caravel Cup Bruce opted not to use him the midfielder has not appeared for the under-23 side either his last competitive game was that 75 minute appearance in the Africa Cup of Nations two months ago he remains an enigma despite his obvious struggles in Turkey he is deemed creative enough to play as an attacking midfielder for a nation who boast forwards including Saudi Omani Ishmael SR a nun by any n he has never been considered for such a role at Newcastle as he lacks the speed and guile to excel there rather serve a still seems to be regarded by them as a defensive midfielder albeit one who is simply ill suited to the pace and physicality of the Premier League nearly four years on from a move the savvy admitted he never planned to make a place on the bench is a distant dream he is still at Newcastle but finds himself a footballer who doesn't actually play football the script for this video written by Chris Wall was originally featured on the athletic the best place to read about football online whether it's the story behind the story dedicated local reporting about your team or rich storytelling from around the world you'll find it all in one place and for more of Chris's in-depth work on Newcastle United or any other writer and team get a 30 day free trial by visiting the athletic cody UK /tphoe football and get 50% off if you sign up for an annual subscription to support tifo support the athletic thank you for watching [Music] you


the news blooper nice here on YouTube has proven itself to be quite a successful one here on the website now for over a decade news blooper outtake compilations have been uploaded to the site with many of them garnering millions upon millions of views at the show it's clear that there's a pretty big audience for this kind of stuff on YouTube if you've been watching my channel for a while now you know that diving into the backstory behind these viral news blooper outtakes is nothing new here we've talked about the Alabama leprechaun incident Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker and Charles Ramsey but I've come to realize that I've neglected probably the most important viral news blooper clip of all time a clip that if you really look at the whole genre from a macro scale it serves as a benchmark for the beginning of the entire genre so what news blue per clip am i referring to did you hear that listen it's the grape lady if you were a youtube user in the earlier years of the websites history you most likely organically stumbled across the agonizing howl of the grave lady here on the website and hell if you weren't an active user you will probably force to watch it by one of your more internet savvy friends today we're gonna take a closer look at the infamous grape Lady video and talk about the story behind it and what happened after she fell before we get rolling I want to let you guys know this video is sponsored by the folks over at the ridge more about their wallets at the end of the video so let's start telling this story contrary to popular belief the grape lady footage is actually much older than its upload date in 2006 on YouTube would have you believe the original clip was recorded in the summer of 1998 the grape lady Fox 5 News footage was captured in the summer of 1998 at Chateau Elan winery resort in Atlanta Georgia Fox 5 reporter Melissa sander and cameraman Gus Valdez were sent to the winery for a promotional piece to hype up the wineries grape stomping competition which was happening during the coming weekend during Melissa Sanders visits to Chateau Elan a staff member of itíd her to participate in a grape stomping live on air in order to showcase the viewers what they could expect if they did decide to show up for that wine stomping event that was going to occur during the weekend so both sander and the winery staff member hop on to the several foot high platform and get inside the buckets which are filled with grapes and well the rest is internet history international food having wine tours and tasting then your tours seminars arts and crafts it's a lot of fun a whole day stop no I think she's actually hurt no I think she is actually her she took a hard fall off there well hey gosh I hope she's okay okay we're gonna make sure she is right check on her and get back as soon as we can we'll be back right after this that that scream just never leaves your brain I'm telling you so this clip of news reporter Melissa sander falling off of this platform has become internet legend at this point but you've got to remember that this happened in 1998 it wasn't recognized on YouTube until something like eight years after its original airing on TV in the time frame shortly after this fall Melissa sander actually did have to go to the hospital for rib injuries but none of these were permanent while she may not have suffered any permanent physical damage surely there was some mental trauma lingering around there that she would be going through for several years down the road because I would imagine it had to be pretty embarrassing so let's talk a bit about what was going on with Melissa sander in between the time of 1998 the original fall and 2006 the day where she became the grape lady Melissa sander would end up leaving the fox 5 atlanta news station and it's unknown for what reason why she left we don't know if this was related to her episode of falling off of that platform or not her next gig would be working as a weather reporter at wte and Alban II a news station which was based in Albany New York so the short sweet is she moved from Georgia to New York and was a weather reporter for the next several years she continued to make a solid living working for local news networks across the country but the trail of specifics about exactly what news stations or what state she was living in falls off at around 2004 despite this it seems as though her blunder back in 1998 had an hindered her getting any new jobs at local news stations and honestly it would be difficult for that clip to even get out and ruin her career without youtube or any popular video sharing platform being available online remember this thing being filmed in 98 what are people gonna email the clip to each other the day that Melissa sander fell from that platform was probably just a running joke around the Fox 5 office or perhaps it was sitting on some guys DVR at home but in this time before YouTube there was really no way for this clip to go viral but when YouTube came around that changed everything because on August 14th of 2006 somebody had acquired the footage of Melissa sander falling at the winery and uploaded the recording to an unremarkable YouTube channel named rule across 17 the clip would go on to become one of the first viral YouTube news bloopers in existence going into the clip for the first time you got to remember that people have no idea of what this woman's name is who's falling in the cliff because it's not explicitly stated anywhere in the footage what her name is so as this clip goes viral in 2006 and 2007 people aren't calling this lady Melissa sander they come up with a nickname for the anonymous falling lady and that nickname being the grape lady and I remember vividly myself being in high school back in like 2007 someone telling me to go on YouTube and type in the grape lady the grape lady had become a name-brand meme before we were even calling stuff like this means it was even recreated in a 2008 Family Guy episode this episode titled tales of a 3rd grade nothing with international foods and wine tastings stop to this day several versions of the grape Lady video exist on YouTube in between the three most popular videos it's got over 24 million views collectively all the while the grape lady clip was going viral in 2006 and 2007 the actual grape lady herself Melissa sander had remained completely silent about the video while most people who watch the clip could have cared less about who the falling woman was there certainly were some interested in finding out who the woman was what her name was and wanted to get an update from her or perhaps an interview and for those invested in the grape lady who were trying to dig up some information about her it's pretty much been fruitless ever since this clip came up on the internet pun completely intended while her name was discovered as Melissa Sanders just by looking at previous employees of the Fox 5 news station outside of that there's really not much known about the woman for a while there was this quote floating around that people were saying was from the grape lady herself and I'll read the quote am i embarrassed that I fell of course I also broke a couple of ribs thanks for asking I had to spend a few weeks in the hospital under observation I suffered quite a bit for an honest mistake a momentary lapse in concentration and now I'm trying to move on this quote is plastered around the internet whenever you look up for information about the grave lady it's even listed under the Know Your Meme article but this isn't actually a quote from the grape lady this is a quote from a mock interview that was created by a guy named Greg Thompson for the now-defunct website funny cray calm this thing isn't legit at all it was just a joke astonishingly to this day melissa sander aka the grape lady has eluded the Internet's efforts of tracking her down as for what she's doing we really don't know I feel like it's unlikely that she's still a news reporter or whether broadcaster because surely somebody would have recognized her if she was on local TV the last piece of legit information that we have about the grape lady comes from her cameraman Gus Valdes in an interview from 2008 and he only briefly speaks about the situation quote she ended up with some bruised ribs and a bruised ego but pretty much that's what we know about the grape lady she is materialized into the ether of internet meme celebrities and not much is really known about her before I get out of here today guys I got to give him a major shout-out to the folks over at the ridge wallet for sending me this bad boy check it out it just looks clean man it's so clean that I just completely trashed bottle leather wallet like what's the point Brij wallets come in several different types of colors and metals I got the burnt titanium right here these things are super sleek and super slim you don't have to worry about a giant 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king
of
the
hill
is
a
show
that's
featured
a
lot
of
popular
recognizable
music
throughout
the
years
the
first
thing
that
comes
to
mind
of
course
is
chuck
mangione
the
trumpet
flugelhorn
player
who
plays
a
recurring
role
in
the
show
to
be
perfectly
honest
i
actually
didn't
realize
he
was
a
real
person
at
first
i
thought
he
was
a
character
from
king
in
the
hill
until
his
song
feels
so
good
got
stuck
in
my
head
and
i
looked
up
and
i'm
like
oh
yeah
this
is
a
real
guy
and
the
list
of
real
songs
that's
been
featured
on
king
of
the
hill
is
absolutely
massive
spanning
a
wide
variety
of
genres
and
playing
a
key
role
in
making
the
fictional
town
of
arlen
texas
feel
real
but
there's
one
song
that
appears
in
an
episode
of
king
hill
that
people
seem
to
recognize
but
they
can't
quite
put
their
finger
on
can
you
let's
take
a
listen
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with
i
know
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for
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episode
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of
king
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the
hill
the
boy
can't
help
it
which
aired
in
2009
the
homecoming
dance
at
bobby's
school
is
quickly
approaching
and
he
has
no
date
after
a
string
of
rejections
three
older
girls
spot
bobby
dejected
and
sitting
on
a
bench
by
himself
when
they
make
a
move
all
three
of
them
wind
up
agreeing
to
be
his
homecoming
date
but
it
quickly
becomes
increasingly
clear
that
they're
just
using
him
for
their
amusement
they
want
me
to
dance
like
a
monkey
and
here's
where
the
piece
of
lost
media
comes
in
the
four
of
them
wind
up
skipping
the
homecoming
dance
and
instead
they
go
to
a
party
at
a
football
game
under
the
bleachers
hank
finds
out
about
it
and
along
with
khan
goes
to
the
party
to
look
for
bobby
when
they
arrive
at
the
party
this
song
is
playing
let
nature
and
parole
officers
take
care
of
the
rest
more
of
the
song
can
be
heard
a
little
bit
later
i'll
go
tell
them
[Music]
not
a
lot
of
context
to
go
off
but
it
does
have
a
familiar
2000s
pop
punk
kind
of
feel
it
makes
me
think
of
bands
like
simpleplan
or
good
charlotte
one
fandom
user
in
2014
said
lincoln
park
by
mean
come
on
you
serious
last
april
someone
named
that
i'm
trusting
google
translate
with
this
japanese
text
here
reno
cordova
uploaded
a
file
to
clip
that
attempted
to
remove
the
voices
and
the
noise
from
the
scene
to
isolate
the
song
here's
reno's
version
listening
to
this
version
to
me
it
sounds
like
this
might
actually
be
two
different
songs
i
suppose
a
song
could
have
a
tempo
change
like
that
with
a
very
different
tone
like
that
but
it
doesn't
seem
that
likely
to
be
i'm
not
necessarily
hearing
how
these
pieces
gel
together
to
me
it
seems
more
like
this
first
piece
is
one
song
and
this
other
piece
is
another
song
so
possibly
two
lost
songs
possibly
two
lost
bands
but
most
of
the
search
so
far
has
involved
looking
for
one
individual
song
credits
of
course
do
not
tell
us
what
the
song
is
but
i
tried
looking
through
the
credits
for
some
clues
at
first
the
name
greg
edmondson
who
was
credited
with
the
score
caught
my
attention
he's
worked
on
59
episodes
of
the
show
and
has
an
extensive
resume
including
music
from
tv
film
and
video
games
but
judging
by
the
stuff
that
we
know
for
sure
he
made
[Music]
i
think
it's
unlikely
that
he
also
happened
to
make
this
pop
punk
song
another
name
that
caught
my
attention
in
the
credits
was
joe
zimmerman
who
was
given
credit
with
being
the
show's
music
librarian
who
has
an
absolutely
massive
filmography
to
his
name
previously
i
never
heard
the
term
music
librarian
in
a
tv
context
before
i
would
assume
that
the
music
librarian
would
be
the
person
who
handles
any
music
that
they've
licensed
for
the
episode
or
whenever
filmed
which
would
mean
that
he
would
have
been
the
guy
who
acquired
this
song
for
the
episode
but
considering
how
much
work
this
guy
has
done
and
the
fact
that
the
episode
was
made
back
in
2009
he
probably
wouldn't
know
it
off
the
top
of
his
head
but
perhaps
he
could
have
some
kind
of
record
of
it
unfortunately
joe
zimmerman
is
a
pretty
common
name
and
most
of
my
searches
turned
up
either
people
who
were
definitely
not
him
or
people
who
maybe
there's
a
off
chance
that
they
are
him
but
there's
no
way
of
identifying
it
either
way
and
other
people
looking
for
the
song
have
attempted
to
contact
people
involved
in
the
production
with
no
results
another
simple
route
would
be
to
figure
out
the
lyrics
and
search
them
up
there's
not
a
lot
to
work
with
but
they
are
there
in
a
thread
on
the
king
of
the
hill
subreddit
made
in
2017
a
redditor
named
highly
fictional
suggested
lyrics
santa
like
tonight
i
wish
you'll
find
it
if
she
can
hear
me
hope
she's
alright
searching
those
lyrics
don't
turn
up
any
results
however
in
a
thread
made
more
recently
by
a
redditor
named
nbc106
suggestions
were
raised
like
tonight
it
was
reminded
that
this
isn't
a
movie
and
variations
like
tonight
i
was
tonight
he
was
etcetera
and
maybe
even
moonbeam
instead
of
movie
a
user
named
psychotic73
even
tried
to
slow
down
the
clip
to
make
the
words
clearer
[Music]
as
of
now
though
of
the
permutations
anyone
has
tried
have
turned
up
anything
now
before
i
get
a
million
comments
like
hey
did
you
try
shazam
yeah
i
tried
shazam
a
lot
of
potential
bands
have
been
named
as
possibilities
during
the
search
in
highly
fictional's
thread
people
suggested
foo
fighters
or
blink
182
although
i
could
see
the
similarities
that
they're
pointing
to
i
don't
necessarily
think
this
song
has
a
matching
vibe
with
those
bands
other
suggestions
and
later
threads
included
phoenix
tx
saves
the
day
newfound
glory
mxpx
and
any
single
one
of
those
bands
to
me
sounds
like
they
could
have
made
the
song
but
nobody
has
found
the
song
in
any
of
their
discographies
unless
it
was
some
kind
of
obscure
b-side
or
something
like
that
but
then
why
would
that
be
the
song
they
use
in
the
show
that
being
said
though
it
is
still
possible
that
this
song
was
made
by
a
popular
band
and
king
of
the
hill
was
known
to
use
a
lot
of
real
songs
in
fact
in
the
very
same
episode
they
used
we
got
the
beat
by
the
gogos
for
a
montage
scene
as
well
as
sweet
home
alabama
in
peggy's
flashback
but
the
fact
that
king
of
the
hill
incorporated
a
lot
of
popular
artists
doesn't
necessarily
mean
that
they
didn't
also
use
obscure
artists
it's
quite
possible
that
this
song
came
from
a
smaller
local
band
and
in
nbc's
original
post
they
have
some
clues
pertaining
to
that
hi
so
this
is
driving
me
nuts
someone
posted
on
the
king
of
the
hill
reddit
that
there's
a
song
in
the
background
of
a
2009
episode
that's
not
credited
and
nobody
can
id
it
i
know
i've
heard
it
before
but
i
can't
pin
it
down
the
singer
sounds
like
phoenix
tx
or
a
similar
band
like
mess
or
amex
px
i've
been
listening
to
songs
on
youtube
that
i
remember
liking
but
i
haven't
found
it
i
really
don't
think
it's
a
band
that
had
a
big
nationwide
following
like
newfound
glory
and
i
don't
think
it's
something
that
would
have
been
played
on
a
major
radio
station
it
may
be
a
small
band
from
the
new
jersey
new
york
area
like
midtown
or
saves
the
day
and
if
it
ever
made
the
radio
it
was
probably
on
wsou
in
new
jersey
or
wlir
in
long
island
during
their
pop
punk
playlists
king
of
the
hill
is
set
in
texas
so
the
band
may
be
from
texas
the
song
is
definitely
from
before
2009.
i
think
i
remember
listening
to
this
in
college
so
that
would
have
been
to 2001-2000
now
while
i
wouldn't
call
midtown
or
save
the
day
small
bands
i
definitely
think
there
could
be
something
to
this
possibility
personally
also
being
from
the
same
area
i've
sent
stuff
to
sou
back
in
the
day
i
remember
the
mostly
being
a
metal
and
hardcore
station
at
that
time
but
they
probably
did
have
other
stuff
as
that
was
one
of the
few
stations
around
that
would
play
unsigned
bands
nbc
elaborates
in
another
comment
i
was
a
member
of
my
college's
tiny
ass
radio
station
in
2001
to
2005
and
we
used
to
get
a
ton
of
promo
cds
so
i'm
wondering
if
that's
why
i
know
this
clip
it
may
have
been
from
an
up-and-coming
band
or
a
local
band
mailing
out
their
own
singles
and
they
just
never
wind
up
releasing
their
album
most
of
our
free
stuff
came
from
cmj
college
music
journal
which
went
out
of
business
10
years
ago
but
was
recently
acquired
by
someone
else
the
college
radio
station
is
also
long
gone
so
it'd
be
no
help
if
i
know
the
song
as
a
result
of
it
being
a
local
band
then
a
local
would
mean
new
jersey
or
new
york
city
long
island
but
i
assumed
the
band
had
some
kind
of
national
presence
if
they
made
it
onto
a
tv
show
which
was
i
imagine
not
produced
in
new
jersey
it
was
also
brought
up
that
all
the
different
permutations
of
the
lyrics
not
bringing
up
a
result
could
also
indicate
this
being
a
smaller
band
all
that
under
consideration
though
having
heard
the
song
on
a
radio
station
in
the
new
york
city
tri-state
area
doesn't
necessarily
mean
that
the
song
came
from
that
area
people
do
send
demos
all
over
the
place
i
don't
even
remember
there
being
lists
online
of
all
the
radio
stations
around
the
country
that
would
play
music
from
smaller
bands
and
note
once
again
that
the
college
radio
possibility
isn't
a
certainty
it's
just
something
that
nbc
seems
to
remember
happening
it's
also
important
to
note
that
a
band
doesn't
have
to
have
a
national
presence
in
order
to
make
it
onto
a
tv
show
like
this
it
does
happen
sometimes
and
some
musicians
wind
up
making
money
even
though
their
band
doesn't
get
that
big
making
money
from
licensing
out
their
music
this
is
basically
all
that's
known
about
this
song
at
this
point
hopefully
someone
just
recognizes
it
from
hearing
it
like
happen
with
medieval
song
or
the
tape
world
monster
and
it's
also
possible
that
this
song
was
made
specifically
for
the
background
of
this
episode
but
considering
the
show's
propensity
for
licensing
music
i
think
it's
far
more
likely
that
this
song
or
songs
were
made
by
real
bands
whether
they
be
popular
or
lesser
known
and
obviously
it
would
have
to
be
something
recorded
before
2009
when
this
episode
first
aired
but
anyway
that's
all
for
now
if
you
liked
this
video
check
out
my
video
about
krusty's
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who makes the best premium wireless active noise-cancelling headphones for your premium dollar bows or Sennheiser let's find out shall we intel skull Canyon Nook features a 6th generation Core i7 processor and Thunderbolt 3 you can learn more at the link in the video description ok so there's a lot to cover here we're going to jump right into this both headphones fold in to an included carrying case but Bose wins quite decisively here the QC 35 s case is both smaller and more durable feeling than Sennheiser's offering onto the contents being headphones and ones designed to fit on the heads of humans the QC 35 and px II 550 are pretty darn similar in many respects headband ear cups laser-guided artillery launcher etc so I'll try and dial in mostly then on the differences here boses Alcantara covered headband features noticeably better padding devoid of internal bumps that can dig into your head eventually but they're sizing adjustment mechanism fits perfectly on my medium motorcycle helmet sized head at its smallest size and feels more plasticky compared to Sennheiser's both of them offer about three and a half centimeters of total adjustment though so if your head is on the smaller side I expect you'll get a better fit out of the pxc 550 the ear cups themselves aside from both being closed back designs with faux leather covered memory foam for optimal noise isolation are about as different as they could be Bose has gone with a more traditional oval shape for the cups and angled drivers inside to direct sound into your ear canals while Sennheiser has done a couple of more unusual things here so the transducer has this grille over the top of it that looks kind of like an apple slicer perhaps there's a noise isolation or other acoustic reason for this and they've gone with a more ear like shape that fits well but in my opinion along with the boring black color choice makes the PXE 550 look considerably less stylish though some will find sex appeal in the user interface I suppose both headphones thankfully have the ability to operate with a wire if you're out of battery or even with active noise cancellation enabled with a wire if you just don't want to use the wireless to make it last longer but inexplicably they both rely on a two and a half mil two three and a half millimeter cable so order an extra or two now in case you lose the included one since you probably don't have a ton of those lying around with that said Wireless is sort of the point here isn't it so let's move on to that both of them will pair with an Android phone using NFC but while Bose has stuck with a traditional button based interface power on pairing mode here with volume adjustments and a multi-function button that handles media playback and phone calls over here sennheiser is using a fancy touchpad on the right ear cup that allows play and pause track skipping and volume adjustments with gestures fancy though it does still have some hardware buttons one to toggle the Bluetooth radio for battery savings during wired operation with noise canceling enabled one for toggling movie and speech optimized EQ profiles and a three-position slider that lets you pick 0 active noise cancellation fully enabled active noise cancellation with the four included microphones or an adaptive mode that adjusts the level of noise cancellation depending on ambient noise levels conspicuously absent though is a power switch with Sennheiser opting to build it into the hinge a design choice that I personally do not prefer let's get back to noise cancellation though the QC 35 specs are less impressive looking than the PX e5 50s and I really like Sennheiser's easy access to mix and match combinations of Bluetooth noise cancellation and wired or wireless interfaces but boses ANC is noticeably better in the real world this is particularly true of unpredictable sound like nearby conversation both of our competitors will cover consistent background noise like the low rumble of an engine almost completely at even a quite moderate listening volume like two to three bars on an iPhone and both of them managed to avoid that traditional problem with a and C products of a painful pressure sensation on the eardrums so thumbs up there the with that said a pair of construction ear protectors with a white noise generator inside would probably do the trick if all you wanted was to ignore the crying kid in the seat behind you how do they sad well there's no doubt in my mind on this one if you're an audiophile the pxc 550 is the better choice BOCES sound signature as much less veiled running off of a cable with the active noise cancellation disabled but while both products are operating as intended wirelessly with a and C and it should be noted with Bose you cannot turn the anc off if it's powered and running wirelessly the QC 35 s have a very one-dimensional sound to their bass reproduction and such strongly veiled mids that I found it hard to enjoy my favorite vocalists to be clear the pxc 550 s aren't exactly on par with Sennheiser's open backed audiophile products but they're well balanced with tight punchy bass fun vocals and the good ol sennheiser veil on the high-end that made them less fatiguing to listen to for long periods at least that would be entirely true if the PXE 550's were as comfortable as the QC 35 s I have got to give Bose though this is a narrow victory to be very clear here the nod when it comes to long-term comfort both of them are lightweight and stay in place very well but putting on Bose is offering it feels like your head is getting a hug from a friend while Sennheiser needs another few millimeters of padding on the headband to draw even here which isn't to say then that the back and forth trading of winds here is over bluetooth time Sennheiser only manages to identify your devices by numbers like phone one connected while Bose manages to inform me that it's connected to Linus's iPhone when I turn it on with that said I can probably accept remembering which of my devices is phone one connected for the sake of superior range while I was working on writing this I had to run downstairs to hit the bathroom and I left my phone on my desk and it wasn't until I'd been in there for but law actually okay never mind how long I was in there but the point is the PXE 550 s never missed a beat while my attempt to repeat my test with the QC 35 resulted in stuttering the moment I closed the door on to battery life then I'm going to call this one a win for Bose though it is a very narrow victory partly because Bose advertises about 20 hours of battery life and delivered 24 and Sennheiser puts 30 hours on their website though that's based on a more ideal operating scenario and running more apples to apples against Bose it actually ended up being very similar but both of them can handle a full day of music playback without recharging the battery which is damn impressive so who is the winner then this is not an easy question to answer today Sennheiser is charging more and offering up more consistent Bluetooth connectivity and superior sound quality while bose boasts boasts better noise cancellation a better carrying case and a more comfortable design at a lower price there so I know this is a bit of a cop-out but frankly the conclusion is this you'd have a very hard time going wrong with either of these so go ahead and flip a coin I am sure that you will be happy with your new wireless headphones and you know what else you'd have a hard time going wrong with tunneled air tunnel beerus the simple VPN app that makes it easy to browse privately and enjoy a more open Internet you download tunnel bear you started up with 500 Meg's of data for free with no credit card required you press the switch and that's it your bear tunnels your Internet through a different country up to 20 different countries I think it is your connection gets encrypted and the sites and services you use will think that you are browsing 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this episode is brought to you by dashlane if you want to pay less for a better VPN with more features check out - Lane by following the link in the description over the last few years the impending arrival of 5g technology has caused quite a stir this next generation of cellular wireless tech is expected to provide massively improved data transfer rates and greatly reduced latency it's estimated that you'll be able to download a 2 hour movie in just a few seconds on 5g vs. 6 minutes on 4G or 26 hours on 3G latency is expected to drop from about 45 milliseconds to just one millisecond allowing for virtually lag free connections which could make things like remote surgery much safer and more precise of course if something sounds too good to be true it usually is at least according to the most outspoken critics of 5g technology opponents of 5g claimed that the higher frequency radiation from 5g towers and devices will cause cancer or do irreparable harm to human DNA are these fears based in reality let's take a closer look the main claim is that the microwave radiation emitted by 5g devices will cause cancer this should sound familiar because it's exactly the same thing we were told about the microwave the first mobile phone's Wi-Fi smart phones carried in pockets and a number of other technological advancements of course just because these claims have been false before doesn't mean they're not accurate in this case let's look at how a few relevant groups classify the threat from these frequencies the International Agency for research on cancer or IARC evaluates the potential carcinogenic agents and labels them with one of several stages of risk to humans these stages are Group one definitely carcinogenic group two a probably carcinogenic group to be possibly carcinogenic group 3 not classifiable and group four probably not carcinogenic based on available evidence IARC awarded radio frequencies from mobile devices a 2 B rating this made some people paranoid because all they heard was cell phones and cancer but A to B rating isn't as bad as alarmist make it sound other to be agents include aloe vera pickled vegetables and working as a dry cleaner to be just means there's a possibility however unlikely that at some point or under specific circumstances the agent might have the potential to have Carsten effect on the body this low threat rating is shared by the World Health Organization and IARC as well as the FDA CDC National Cancer Institute and independent groups such as the International Commission on non ionizing radiation protection they're not saying there's no chance of cellular radio frequencies causing harm but they are saying there's a lack of evidence for it and more studies would be required to confirm any potential for risk okay but that's just talking about low frequency radiation what about 5g devices which will emit frequencies from anywhere between one to 70 gigahertz compared to 3G or 4G at one to two gigahertz higher more energetic frequencies are generally more dangerous so that means 5g is dangerous right not really sure 70 gigahertz sounds like a lot compared to one or two but this kind of radiation doesn't become a real threat until 2.4 million gigahertz at which point it's considered ionizing radiation the kind that can cause serious damage to the human body the fact of the matter is that radio frequencies from mobile devices including 5g devices are nowhere near powerful enough to cause the effects 5g alarmists are so worried about just staying out in the Sun too long is vastly more dangerous and a much greater cancer risk than low-frequency radiation if cellphones were really causing huge spikes in cancer formation why aren't we seeing that reflected in cancer studies the rate has stayed fairly consistent since the advent of cell phones with no discernable peaks that would indicate a linkage to the proliferation of mobile devices should we conduct more studies absolutely we should study a lot of things more than we do currently but this is just another instance of people getting worked up over the newest technology and assuming the worst you want to see some proven risk factors look at the average American lifestyle we worry about 5g while we drive our gasoline chugging SUV or diesel f250 while snacking on junk food and slurping down a 50 ounce double gulp from 7-eleven the average American is overweight stressed sedentary and loves fried foods a lot of us smoke or drink too much alcohol all of these things are proven cancer triggers and put together it's the perfect storm so maybe before we go on a crusade against cellphones without evidence let's tackle some of our existing problems and invest in research and scientific programs that will allow us to study and better understand the risk factors of not only 5g or whatever their shiny new thing but everything that's even remotely concerning in the meantime we should direct our efforts towards fighting things that we know are 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well
hey
there
students
i
know
these
are
scary
times
that
we're
living
in
it
seems
as
if
the
world
keeps
handing
us
these
situations
that
are
just
completely
out
of
our
control
and
I
can't
come
in
here
and
say
that
everything
is
gonna
be
all
right
because
like
I
said
it's
it's
out
of
our
control
but
what
I
can
do
is
be
there
for
you
as
a
teacher
of
etiquette
and
as
your
confidant
and
hopefully
today
we're
gonna
learn
how
to
be
there
for
each
other
and
hey
maybe
by
the
end
of
all
this
we'll
realize
that
it's
not
as
scary
as
it
seems
by
the
way
this
is
Mike
he's
here
to
make
sure
I
don't
leave
anyway
today
we're
gonna
learn
how
to
make
your
time
stuck
at
home
is
fun
and
enriching
as
possible
real
quick
time
just
noticing
this
pictures
kind
of
dark
on
the
camera
I'm
gonna
I'm
gonna
open
some
curtains
get
some
light
in
here
are
you
gonna
film
something
if
you
don't
have
the
right
light
you
know
what
I
mean
that's
just
YouTube
101
this
is
how
[ __ ]
well
that
sucks
yeah
my
lesson
plan
ended
with
me
escaping
so
yeah
I
guess
I
gotta
wing
it
now
Oh
Ted
Cruz
is
out
of
quarantine
ten
days
huh
hey
I
heard
at
Ted
Cruz
is
finally
out
of
self
quarantine
after
ten
days
anyone
else
find
it
interesting
that
it
takes
exactly
ten
days
for
an
adult
boa
constrictor
to
digest
a
human
child
don't
[ __ ]
us
Ted
we're
not
[ __ ]
stupid
and
wait
hey
Mike
what's
that
over
there
[Music]
[ __ ]
me
dude
oh
hi
students
so
anyway
before
this
whole
quarantine
lockdown
thing
I
made
sure
to
go
to
the
grocery
store
and
sneeze
and
coughing
over
everything
while
stocking
up
on
what
I
thought
were
the
essentials
but
who
knows
maybe
I
didn't
do
it
right
let's
see
what
this
lady
has
to
say
the
top
food
items
to
stock
up
on
in
case
your
quarantine
keep
vegetables
on
hand
frozen
or
canned
or
even
freeze-dried
they're
just
as
nutritious
as
fresh
vegetables
and
they
will
last
a
long
time
vegetables
ah
damn
no
I
ain't
getting
vegetables
but
I
did
get
a
case
of
Corona
beer
for
half
off
beans
and
lentils
are
some
of
my
favorites
just
generally
because
they're
so
good
for
you
but
they
also
provide
protein
ya
know
sometimes
I
buy
frozen
berries
just
because
they're
delicious
you
can
take
them
and
mash
them
up
and
put
them
on
top
of
like
a
nut
butter
sandwich
I
also
love
freeze-dried
fruit
it's
not
those
things
are
like
eight
bucks
a
bag
that's
[ __ ]
for
that
amount
of
money
I
could
buy
a
third
case
of
Corona
beer
for
half
off
and
I
did
any
kind
of
fermented
food
is
going
to
support
your
gut
health
about
olives
so
I
can
make
martinis
does
that
count
salsa
not
the
survivalist
list
I
was
expecting
pickles
salsa
salsa
pickles
everybody
relax
it's
the
end
of
the
world
then
we
got
salsa
and
peanut
butter
sandwiches
one
MREs
two
water
three
lead
bullets
that's
all
you
need
to
survive
with
this
current
epidemic
Carla
papers
and
luxury
use
your
hands
a
wash
heavily
and
according
to
the
CDC
oh
well
that's
just
disrespectful
I
mean
come
on
guys
it's
a
global
pandemic
this
is
not
a
joking
matter
here's
my
comment
all
right
here's
my
prep
list
I
paid
a
dude
on
Fiverr
to
record
ten
hours
of
him
telling
me
what
a
great
ass
I
have
it
I'm
just
gonna
watch
it
on
repeat
with
my
butt
out
until
I
drink
enough
from
this
economy-sized
bottle
of
Tito's
vodka
to
pass
out
every
night
also
my
local
grocery
store
I
found
this
Italian
guy
and
paid
him
to
sneeze
in
my
mouth
so
I
could
catch
this
[ __ ]
early
and
start
developing
antibodies
before
it
mutates
into
something
the
monkeys
can
spread
because
I'm
gonna
be
honest
with
you
guys
I
got
a
monkey
farm
in
my
basement
if
this
[ __ ]
it's
the
monkeys
it's
like
zero
to
Ebola
real
quick
and
with
the
amount
of
monkeys
I
breed
illegally
I'm
definitely
going
to
be
a
vector
that
[ __ ]
oh
I
also
bought
an
entire
pallet
of
milk
but
it
goes
bad
next
week
I
don't
know
I
guess
I'm
just
gonna
make
the
monkeys
fighting
a
tub
of
it
and
broadcast
it
on
you
now
please
reply
with
pics
of
your
feet
and
escape
quarantine
all
right
well
post
I
guess
I'll
sure
up
the
next
step
is
that
I
get
my
knees
fixed
oh
no
it's
that
I
get
paid
this
listen
brought
to
you
by
recon
my
recon
comm
slash
big
money
for
15%
off
your
first
order
here's
the
ad
Meredith
we
should
talk
okay
now
this
is
very
important
so
just
listen
all
right
just
listen
let
me
say
everything
I
have
to
say
and
then
you
can
talk
okay
I
just
need
to
get
it
all
out
all
right
basically
what
happened
was
Oh
can't
these
recons
are
so
good
it's
like
I've
got
my
own
private
concert
in
my
ears
the
bass
is
so
powerful
how
did
they
do
that
I
never
thought
it
would
happen
to
me
okay
I
never
thought
this
would
happen
to
unless
they're
half
the
price
of
any
other
premium
wireless
earbud
on
the
market
I
sure
love
my
rake
on
everyday
e25
earbuds
wait
are
you
wearing
earbuds
because
if
you
have
earbuds
in
I
can't
even
tell
they
must
be
incredibly
discreet
wait
what
what
you
are
wearing
earbuds
why
are
you
shaking
your
head
when
I
asked
you
I'm
sorry
these
Ray
consolation
features
were
you
talking
to
me
yes
oh
[ __ ]
what'd
you
say
forget
it
deal
with
it
myself
[Music]
you
know
what
I'm
not
done
we're
gonna
talk
about
this
and
this
little
charger
case
is
dope
as
hell
I'm
so
glad
I
got
these
from
by
raking
calm
slash
big
money
where
I
save
15%
off
my
first
order
it
affects
you
too
and
I
think
we
both
need
to
discuss
where
is
my
boyfriend
I
have
to
tell
him
about
this
and
our
lives
are
about
to
change
forever
once
again
that's
by
rake
on
Comm
slash
big
money
we
just
need
to
be
on
the
same
page
you
know
what
I'm
being
son
of
a
[ __ ]
are
you
wearing
your
rake
ons
again
hey
hey
what's
up
oh
my
god
you
were
looking
right
at
me
while
I
was
talking
I'm
sorry
I'm
just
in
the
zone
when
I
have
these
retcons
on
the
audio
fidelity
is
sick
mmm
just
repeat
everything
you
just
said
what's
the
point
no
comeback
what
are
you
gonna
say
fine
I'm
pregnant
Meredith
what
I
said
I'm
pregnant
how
does
that
even
work
well
I
explained
exactly
how
it
works
if
you
had
been
listening
but
basically
because
of
my
knee
operation
that
got
botched
they
put
you
know
what
as
soon
as
I
begin
to
explain
this
you're
just
gonna
put
your
Rea
cons
back
in
and
noise
isolate
my
voice
until
it's
nothing
so
whatever
ha
Curtis
wait
that's
my
baby
too
I
think
I
wasn't
listening
either
way
it's
our
baby
now
[Music]
Wow
please
rake
on
some
[ __ ]
awesome
Jesus
you
really
are
pregnant
huh
oh
yeah
I'm
due
next
week
it's
twins
[Music]
hey
smelly
[ __ ]
by
retcons
Steptoe
keeping
up
with
social
media
alright
well
if
you're
stuck
inside
because
if
you
went
outside
you'd
kill
an
old
person
by
accident
you're
probably
still
going
to
want
to
spend
some
part
of
your
day
keeping
up
with
what's
going
on
in
the
outside
world
and
for
some
reason
people
use
Twitter
for
that
so
here
we
are
I
am
tired
of
all
this
we
have
to
err
on
the
side
of
caution
bull
[ __ ]
we
have
to
get
back
to
reasonableness
dammit
it's
the
damn
flu
stop
being
afraid
to
start
being
sensible
off
your
[ __ ]
hands
not
buying
toilet
paper
do
you
[ __ ]
hear
me
that's
from
David
Clarke
jr.
wait
isn't
he
the
guy
who
oh
yeah
he
is
family
of
man
who
died
of
dehydration
and
David
Clarke's
Jail
awarded
six
point
seven
five
million
yeah
yep
yep
yep
yep
yep
yep
that's
him
yeah
this
guy's
killed
more
inmates
than
most
inmates
shut
the
[ __ ]
up
Shawshank
grandpa
and
tweet
all
right
who
else
we
got
on
Twitter
not
one
media
outlet
has
asked
about
George
Soros
his
involvement
in
this
flew
panic
there's
somewhere
involved
in
this
Oh
goddamn
it's
just
David
Clarke
again
well
at
least
you're
not
turning
your
water
off
and
tweet
now
this
next
week
really
should
not
be
him
that
would
be
ridiculous
go
into
the
streets
folks
visit
bars
restaurants
shopping
malls
churches
and
demand
that
your
schools
reopen
now
if
government
doesn't
stop
this
foolishness
stay
in
the
streets
and
government
control
over
our
lives
if
not
now
when
this
is
an
exploitation
of
a
crisis
all
right
and
retweet
with
a
comment
I
guess
killing
inmates
in
his
own
prison
wasn't
enough
now
he
wants
to
wipe
out
as
many
people
as
possible
and
retweet
by
hey
maybe
there's
some
breaking
news
in
the
hash
tags
number
one
trending
is
things
you
say
when
you
come
what
Jesus
Christ
what
else
is
trending
and
we
got
poop
challenge
oh
man
I
should
have
never
come
to
Twitter
[Music]
alright
now
this
is
the
best
part
of
any
quarantine
you
see
school's
out
everybody's
home
from
work
and
we're
all
just
trying
not
to
be
bored
sitting
at
home
doing
the
right
thing
so
why
video
games
hey
anybody
in
here
worked
for
the
CDC
and
give
me
the
scoop
no
no
don't
like
that
just
puts
a
song
in
my
heart
um
yeah
come
here
to
me
why
don't
you
kick
this
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
Oldham
whatever
happened
to
predictability
the
milkman
paperboy
TV
a
hand
or
two
Joey
did
you
come
from
likes
getting
it
on
nice
became
my
gosh
[Music]
oh
hell
yeah
I
love
quarantines
now
oh
man
I
gotta
call
my
friend
dr.
Eddie
yeah
me
and
see
how
he's
doing
yo
what's
up
dude
how
you
holding
up
over
there
on
my
life
I
am
doing
fantastic
I
could
not
be
better
the
hospital
is
full
of
sick
people
but
we
are
doing
the
best
we
can
so
you
can
do
man
while
your
service
is
appreciated
Eric
after
out
this
scandalous
rumor
that
says
certain
companies
knew
about
the
virus
before
it's
begun
to
spread
certain
companies
knew
about
the
[ __ ]
now
bear
I
don't
know
that
don't
sound
real
Harry
it
is
in
my
professional
opinion
that
you
need
to
do
your
own
sake
okay
well
I
repeat
please
do
your
research
I'm
going
I'm
gonna
please
conduct
your
own
research
Harry
okay
I
will
find
then
do
you
all
say
yes
I
will
anyways
I'm
going
to
hang
up
now
all
right
we'll
just
check
in
let
me
know
how
you're
doing
from
time
to
time
are
thank
you
Eric
for
being
a
friend
hey
we're
all
in
this
together
be
well
my
friends
bye-bye
see
ya
have
fun
oh
oh
oh
and
he's
gone
Wow
well
that
was
nice
and
I
think
that
is
my
favorite
step
so
far
I
wonder
what
the
next
steps
gonna
be
oh
right
did
Y
soul
know
about
coronavirus
before
everyone
else
holy
[ __ ]
dr.
a
was
right
I'm
gonna
play
that
the
faceless
man
and
this
facebook
video
proceeds
to
pontificate
about
what
he
recalls
seeing
on
cans
of
disinfectant
spray
anybody
else
see
duck
hepatitis
B
on
that
can
the
hell's
that
virus
has
only
been
around
that
discovered
for
a
couple
of
months
at
most
and
this
has
obviously
been
in
production
for
a
while
okay
so
do
they
answer
the
question
we
show
that
video
to
Mount
Sinai
Medical
Center
infectious
disease
specialists
dr.
Claudia
Duda
coronavirus
he's
been
around
for
centuries
years
oh
well
that
explains
it
a
maybe
start
the
[ __ ]
news
report
with
that
information
because
uh
all
you
did
was
confused
a
bunch
of
people
with
short
attention
spans
bull
hockey
was
created
at
alas
that
was
everything
else
to
scare
people
into
getting
vaccines
that
actually
do
a
lot
of
harm
to
our
body
probably
just
added
that
recently
to
make
money
all
of
our
body
or
Jesus
Christ
son
of
God
have
mercy
upon
me
a
sinner
ain't
no
God
of
the
nineteen
is
a
bio
weapon
the
only
question
is
was
fabricated
by
Chinese
military
scientists
at
least
accidentally
or
was
it
made
and
released
by
Western
government
along
the
coronavirus
been
around
all
I
found
was
one
article
written
in
March
2020
that
declared
it's
been
around
since
the
six
but
can
you
tell
me
where
is
the
actual
proof
evidence
of
this
claim
I
have
never
heard
of
any
strain
of
the
corona
virus
than
the
cozy
19th
to
late
last
year
and
so
far
there
are
only
15
confirmed
corona
virus
cases
here
in
the
United
States
not
in
Florida
oh
that
didn't
age
well
they
sell
in
Corona
literally
people
wake
up
why
would
you
even
want
to
buy
something
that
has
Corona
on
the
back
cooperations
are
triggers
oh
it
did
not
come
from
animals
like
they
claim
a
corona
virus
cruise
ship
needs
to
be
sent
to
sea
and
burned
there's
no
way
that
I'm
gonna
let
those
people
giving
me
any
either
flu
shot
especially
that
virus
corona
virus
hell
no
thanks
but
no
thanks
people
don't
know
there's
five
yes
it's
just
hoax
nothing
too
wordy
how
can
a
faceless
man
read
well
I'm
suddenly
so
much
more
aware
of
the
situation
thanks
YouTube
comments
and
I
guess
you
know
here's
the
best
way
to
respond
to
all
that
hey
every
single
person
in
this
comment
section
can
suck
my
[ __ ]
dick
which
judging
by
the
way
you
all
go
about
life
would
give
me
a
litany
of
easily
preventable
diseases
if
any
of
you
have
kids
they'd
be
better
off
sold
to
human
traffickers
at
least
they'd
have
the
vaccinations
they
need
this
comment
section
reads
like
a
high
school
reunion
for
everyone
in
America
who
was
the
oldest
kid
in
their
high
school
and
their
greatest
achievement
was
finding
out
Joe
Rogan
has
a
podcast
scrolling
down
through
these
depressing
dumb
[ __ ]
responses
has
been
so
very
illuminating
the
way
a
high-powered
police
search
Lake
pointed
straight
up
a
man's
gaping
[ __ ]
shows
every
capillary
and
benign
polyp
whoever
uploaded
this
video
must
be
flabbergasted
even
though
they
explained
exactly
why
it
says
coronavirus
unless
elcan
comments
still
read
like
Richard
Preston
fanfiction
I
wish
we
were
far
enough
away
in
the
future
where
I
could
pay
Comcast
10
bucks
that
tase
one
of
you
through
the
internet
I
open
you're
all
up
in
the
ICU
with
tubes
running
into
your
noses
and
planning
your
Nana's
funeral
so
you
could
take
a
few
days
to
maybe
read
a
[ __ ]
book
and
get
smart
you
know
build
some
neural
pathways
and
places
whatever
post-apocalyptic
wasteland
you
got
going
on
in
your
[ __ ]
brain
means
right
now
how
do
you
people
flock
to
these
videos
is
there
like
a
biological
algorithm
that
attracts
you
to
come
in
here
and
say
dumb
[ __ ]
or
am
I
just
talking
230
it
is
from
an
anti
vaccine
has
to
issue
a
[ __ ]
shelter
at
home
order
hope
of
you
[ __ ]
get
this
name
because
I
don't
think
the
responsibility
of
keeping
it
to
yourself
is
anywhere
close
to
your
wheelhouse
and
if
we
lose
Florida
I
think
we
all
know
who
to
blame
Oh
Jay
Simpson
and
post
huh
would
you
say
Mike
is
anything
did
Mike
not
just
talk
to
me
great
up
what
day
is
it
step
6
well
finding
new
friends
can
be
hard
in
a
global
pandemic
but
you
know
sometimes
those
friends
find
you
in
that
right
Chuck
Chuck
you're
so
funny
Oh
Cindy
what's
that
you
got
a
joke
as
well
I
don't
get
it
yeah
but
the
the
punchline
doesn't
make
sense
no
because
the
punt
if
the
punchlines
got
nothing
to
do
with
the
rest
of
the
joke
my
subject
is
elucidating
please
advise
what's
that
Chuck
Chuck's
always
got
the
wisdom
Chuck
Chuck
what
do
you
want
us
to
do
man
eat
Mike
step
7
eat
Mike
all
right
well
I
think
I
got
everything
I
need
for
this
to
apocalypse
I
got
food
I
got
water
I
got
Corona
beers
I
got
Laphroaig
I
got
a
gas
Matt
when
I
got
this
this
is
a
grenade
by
the
way
so
I
could
use
that
if
I
wanted
to
but
most
importantly
I
got
the
Internet
that's
really
all
you
need
to
get
through
a
quarantine
you
know
I
mean
the
internet
connects
everybody
to
each
other
I
don't
you
have
to
leave
my
house
to
say
hello
to
everybody
that
I
love
and
care
about
or
to
meet
new
people
no
offense
Chuck
anyway
let's
all
let's
take
a
moment
to
appreciate
the
internet
for
what
it
is
you
know
it's
this
tool
that
if
we
didn't
have
it
this
would
be
so
much
lonelier
so
we
have
it
and
that's
good
margos
that's
my
lesson
what's
next
our
step
hug
strangers
oh
yeah
I
make
money
sell
via
king
of
the
pice
typing
out
comments
all
damn
night
Martin
proudly
is
a
son
of
a
[ __ ]
when
I
finished
making
yes