hey
darman
fam
today
i'll
be
doing
a
tier
list
of
the
most
beloved
characters
in
the
dharman
cinematic
universe
each
character
has
a
lot
of
lore
and
depth
to
them
and
they've
inspired
us
and
challenged
us
to
be
better
people
they're
not
just
telling
stories
they're
changing
lives
so
you
see
i
thought
it
would
be
a
fun
tier
list
to
make
young
man
ranks
darman
characters
what
happens
next
is
shocking
i'd
like
to
start
with
one
of
my
favorite
characters
not
only
in
the
darman
extended
universe
but
just
all-time
favorite
characters
up
there
with
some
of
the
greats
like
darth
vader
robocop
wall-e
i'm
of
course
talking
about
steve
you'll
recognize
steve
from
classics
such
as
daughter
chooses
step
dad
over
real
dad
and
babysitter
tries
to
seduce
husband
steve
has
really
had
a
breakout
performance
and
all
of
the
works
he's
been
associated
with
and
became
a
superstar
who
could
forget
the
time
the
babysitter
tried
to
gobble
on
his
meat
and
he
responded
with
maybe
i
haven't
made
this
abundantly
clear
but
i
love
my
wife
i
[ __ ]
blasted
into
my
seat
the
acting
was
ethereal
i'd
never
experienced
something
like
that
steve
is
able
to
like
enter
this
avatar
state
of
acting
and
deliver
not
only
an
incredible
performance
but
a
thought
provoking
one
as
well
he's
able
to
deliver
such
profound
lines
and
make
the
viewer
really
think
about
their
life
choices
as
well
he
becomes
kind
of
like
a
vessel
for
us
to
peer
into
and
kind
of
become
one
with
steve
isn't
just
a
character
he's
an
entire
icon
and
for
that
reason
steve
will
of
course
be
cemented
firmly
in
the
s-tier
steve
has
had
many
other
roles
in
the
dharman
extended
universe
some
great
ones
such
as
the
time
he
was
a
tennis
champion
and
he
pulls
it
out
of
the
[ __ ]
dumpster
he
says
look
at
this
i
once
won
a
tennis
championship
which
inspires
his
son
to
win
tennis
as
well
steve
has
just
really
done
it
all
and
is
just
an
all-around
incredible
character
now
i'd
like
to
take
a
moment
to
talk
about
this
plate
you
see
this
plate
is
some
of
the
finest
art
you
can
ever
hang
in
your
home
it's
beautiful
metal
pieces
that
are
super
easy
to
install
takes
literal
seconds
it's
just
a
magnet
that
you'll
stick
on
the
wall
and
you'll
stick
the
plate
on
the
wall
they
look
great
they're
easy
to
install
i
don't
have
any
on
hand
to
show
you
because
i've
just
hung
all
of
them
up
at
the
warehouse
recently
but
i
showed
you
a
few
of
them
last
time
i
have
a
yu-gi-oh
one
a
one
punch
man
one
dark
souls
and
a
vagina
and
let
me
tell
you
the
vagina
really
lightens
up
a
room
that
is
a
conversation
starter
everyone
who
enters
the
room
with
the
vagina
disc
plate
on
it
is
absolutely
jaw
on
the
floor
wondering
where
they
can
find
something
like
that
and
i
always
tell
them
at
display
1.4
million
artists
to
choose
from
you
can
do
some
custom
pieces
as
well
if
you
want
so
yeah
if
you're
interested
in
display
you
can
click
the
link
in
the
description
below
to
get
up
to
33
percent
off
next
up
we
have
ss
sniperwolf
it's
unfortunate
that
most
people
know
her
as
a
youtuber
as
opposed
to
a
darman
character
but
i
think
that's
finally
starting
to
change
she
has
done
incredible
work
in
the
dharman
universe
if
there
is
a
child
being
bullied
at
school
you
can
bet
your
sweet
[ __ ]
ss
sniperwolf
is
gonna
find
that
school
and
give
that
kid
a
ps5
and
teach
them
that
it's
okay
to
be
a
gamer
and
teach
them
about
the
joy
of
streaming
and
stand
up
to
the
bullies
so
i
think
she
not
only
teaches
a
valuable
lesson
but
she's
like
the
[ __ ]
santa
claus
of
darman
universe
she
always
always
has
like
a
ps5
to
give
away
she's
always
giving
away
her
merch
and
very
generously
shouting
out
that
she
has
a
merch
line
she
just
really
does
it
all
in
the
universe
and
it's
just
a
positive
force
in
there
she
taught
us
that
it's
okay
for
girls
to
play
games
and
even
stream
it
which
is
unheard
of
in
this
day
and
age
remember
when
psycho
mantis
was
feeling
down
about
her
streaming
and
then
sniper
wolf
came
and
said
nope
girl
can
play
game
let's
do
it
and
psycho
mantis
did
it
she
even
taught
us
that
the
best
way
to
stand
up
for
bullies
is
to
make
them
financially
reliant
on
you
you
remember
psychomantis
bully
at
school
turns
out
his
mom
was
poor
as
[ __ ]
real
broke
car
breaking
down
and
[ __ ]
about
to
be
evicted
and
sniper
wolf
said
watch
this
i'm
going
to
pay
for
their
month
of
rent
and
then
right
when
they
paid
for
that
month
she
then
created
this
cycle
where
they're
going
to
have
to
keep
relying
on
sniper
wolf
to
pay
their
bills
so
now
that
bully
is
suckling
on
your
teats
they
now
they
need
you
so
you
win
in
the
end
because
now
you
control
them
like
the
puppeteer
and
they're
on
your
strings
i
have
no
doubt
that
bully
is
now
one
of
psycho
mantis's
mod
and
her
twitch
streams
you
and
your
mother
don't
want
to
be
homeless
do
you
hm
i
won't
be
paying
your
month's
rent
this
time
if
you're
not
going
to
be
cleaning
up
my
chat
overall
i
think
sniperwolf
deserves
to
be
in
the
s
tier
and
overall
incredible
force
in
the
darman
universe
with
a
positive
message
next
up
we
have
a
criminally
underrated
character
in
the
dharman
universe
calvin
i
believe
he's
only
been
in
a
single
darman
short
which
is
athlete
peer
pressures
nerd
to
drink
which
is
one
of
the
finest
productions
darman
has
created
so
far
it's
a
true
masterpiece
you
see
calvin
and
his
friend
nelson
are
nerds
they
do
homework
they
do
school
[ __ ]
and
they
don't
drink
beers
they
don't
butt
chug
they
don't
shoot
up
heroin
they're
as
square
as
you
can
get
but
they
get
they
find
themselves
at
this
party
and
there's
this
group
of
cool
athletes
and
some
babes
that
are
like
hey
calvin
you
want
to
drink
some
beer
with
us
and
he's
like
hey
[ __ ]
yeah
i'll
shock
on
this
[ __ ]
right
now
so
then
he
starts
chugging
the
alcohol
and
they're
like
hey
calvin
do
you
want
a
cigarette
and
he's
like
oh
my
[ __ ]
got
it
a
cigarette
well
it
wasn't
tarnation
what
are
you
waiting
for
toss
me
one
of
those
ciggies
so
then
he's
puffing
on
a
cigarette
and
then
they
break
out
the
pills
they're
like
hey
you
ever
tried
these
dr
mario
pills
and
he's
like
no
but
let's
[ __ ]
go
and
the
whole
time
nelson's
trying
to
hold
him
back
and
[ __ ]
block
him
and
the
message
is
his
life
spirals
downhill
because
he
had
one
fun
night
and
he's
now
a
loser
nelson's
driving
a
porsche
and
he
owns
15
000
companies
and
as
a
quadrillionaire
uh
but
the
thing
is
the
the
message
of
the
video
is
not
all
athletes
are
[ __ ]
out
of
nowhere
this
group
of
jocks
just
invites
calvin
to
be
a
good
friend
with
them
and
they
extended
it
to
nelson
as
well
who
unfortunately
declined
so
this
one
just
really
had
a
lot
of
moving
parts
to
it
and
i
think
calvin
delivered
a
performance
that'll
stand
the
test
of
time
calvin
is
going
into
the
s
tier
next
up
we
have
kate
kate
typically
plays
an
evil
character
in
the
dharman
universe
she's
kind
of
like
the
willem
dafoe
of
darman
productions
when
you
see
her
in
the
video
you
get
a
little
frown
on
your
face
like
there's
that
[ __ ]
kate
girl
again
she's
gonna
be
mean
or
something
in
fact
she
was
actually
the
babysitter
that
tried
to
[ __ ]
steve
while
he
was
married
she
tried
to
[ __ ]
peg
steve
while
he
was
married
to
someone
else
so
she
does
bad
stuff
because
she's
not
a
good
person
in
the
dharman
world
but
by
far
her
most
evil
role
was
the
time
that
she
broke
up
with
her
boyfriend
jay
because
he
was
too
short
this
this
this
threw
me
into
a
frenzy
i
i
couldn't
sleep
that
night
it
very
unrealistic
there's
no
such
thing
as
too
short
for
men
i
think
we
can
all
agree
with
that
sentiment
and
kate's
heartlessness
and
and
callousness
towards
jay
who
showed
her
showed
her
nothing
but
love
to
break
up
with
him
because
he
wasn't
six
foot
five
a
professional
athlete
with
billions
of
dollars
and
perhaps
maybe
wasn't
even
the
best
gamer
either
maybe
he
was
only
classified
as
an
above
average
gamer
in
certain
games
mainly
like
the
souls
series
and
to
just
break
his
heart
like
that
but
luckily
of
course
it's
starman
so
there
is
a
happy
ending
and
a
message
she
chose
a
taller
man
who
didn't
respect
her
didn't
like
her
so
they
broke
up
and
kate
regrets
it
then
she
sees
jay
out
with
another
tall
woman
and
she's
like
how
can
you
love
a
man
like
that
who's
very
short
[ __ ]
like
calling
him
a
hobbit
or
something
you
know
just
being
real
rude
and
she's
like
it's
not
about
what's
on
the
outside
that
matters
it's
about
what's
on
the
inside
and
then
i
got
mad
again
it's
like
what
the
[ __ ]
do
you
mean
it
doesn't
matter
what's
on
the
outside
he's
not
even
that
short
dude's
like
five
nine
you
know
it
it's
not
like
that's
repugnant
or
repulsive
or
anything
so
darn
man
just
that
video
made
me
sad
and
it's
all
because
of
kate
so
for
that
reason
kate's
getting
a
c
tier
because
she
was
she's
a
very
good
actress
and
plays
the
villain
well
but
this
one
hurt
my
feelings
next
up
we
have
stan
lee
from
the
emmy-winning
episode
rich
kid
won't
spend
holidays
with
poor
grandpa
gets
taught
a
lesson
unfortunately
lee
is
no
longer
with
us
but
luckily
his
cameos
in
the
darman
and
marvel
cinematic
universe
live
on
stan
lee
plays
the
grandfather
here
for
thanksgiving
and
the
kid
doesn't
like
it
because
he
doesn't
have
a
whole
ton
of
money
which
is
weird
because
this
dude
[ __ ]
invented
spider-man
uh
but
anyway
the
kid
eventually
learns
like
you
know
it's
not
always
about
money
sometimes
family's
good
enough
and
the
whole
time
stan
lee's
just
taking
the
abuses
like
he's
just
being
told
to
his
face
that
he's
poor
the
kid's
like
i
don't
want
to
spend
time
with
this
[ __ ]
old
sponge
looking
guy
he
doesn't
even
have
money
or
an
ipad
or
a
nintendo
switch
what
am
i
supposed
to
do
here
he's
[ __ ]
poor
and
stanley's
like
well
i
mean
i
am
you
know
i
don't
have
any
of
those
things
he
just
sits
there
and
takes
it
with
a
smile
on
his
face
and
love
in
his
heart
and
for
that
reason
stan
lee
easily
s
tyr
now
since
this
is
a
tier
list
for
darman
characters
i
absolutely
need
to
mention
the
most
talented
actress
in
the
entire
universe
of
darman
her
name
is
catherine
norland
she's
in
pretty
much
every
single
episode
she's
the
lady
that
has
the
two
different
colored
eyes
and
she's
the
one
that
actually
gives
real
effort
into
each
role
that
she's
in
and
tries
her
absolute
best
and
i
think
she
does
a
really
good
job
to
be
honest
i i
just
really
appreciate
like
how
hard
she
she
works
at
it
and
takes
it
i
think
it's
great
i
think
she
makes
a
lot
of
these
as
fun
as
they
are
because
if
everyone
was
putting
like
no
effort
into
it
it
wouldn't
be
nearly
as
enjoyable
so
catherine
norland
absolutely
getting
an
s
tier
next
up
we
have
faze
rug
another
youtuber
turned
darman
actor
faze
rugg
taught
us
about
faze
clan's
merch
line
as
well
as
teaching
us
that
shyness
is
a
superpower
and
if
you're
shy
you're
one
of
the
chosen
ones
like
an
x-men
you
have
something
very
special
about
you
and
faze
rug
taught
us
how
to
use
that
shyness
to
become
the
best
streamer
and
content
creator
this
world
has
ever
[ __ ]
seen
and
not
only
can
you
be
the
best
content
creator
but
you
can
also
get
faze
clan
merch
and
who
knows
maybe
one
day
you'll
also
be
a
part
of
the
phase
clan
is
what
faze
rug
says
in
the
video
that's
an
s
tier
baby
absolutely
all
day
and
now
to
finish
off
the
tier
list
we're
going
to
be
ranking
dharman
himself
he
is
actually
in
his
own
universe
as
a
self-insert
oftentimes
the
characters
are
reading
his
inspirational
book
called
you
see
where
they're
not
only
reading
a
book
they're
changing
their
life
and
also
in
a
couple
episodes
they're
trying
to
get
a
job
at
darman
studios
so
darman
makes
a
more
direct
appearance
in
his
own
work
i
think
darman
needs
to
go
above
the
s
tier
he's
in
like
the
double
s
the
triple
s
super
smoke
and
style
s
tier
quadruple
absolutely
highest
possible
celestial
tier
dharman
has
done
something
no
one
else
has
he's
taken
lessons
that
we'd
probably
teach
ai
about
human
emotions
and
produce
an
entire
youtube
series
out
of
it
and
it's
really
well
it's
really
well
made
well
produced
and
it
is
extremely
enjoyable
to
watch
unironically
love
the
dharman
videos
so
darman's
going
to
go
safely
in
the
highest
possible
tier
uh
yeah
so
that's
that's
about
it
so


hey everybody welcome back to Zelda MA I've been working really hard to finish the very first Link's Awakening switch video on YouTube and I haven't checked yet but I'm probably pretty close let's start just start the video uh oh I will after this brief message from the sponsor of this video raid shadow legends if you've been on YouTube recently chances are you've heard of red shadow legends already but for a good a reason it is a free turn based RPG done right and it's got the stats to back it up not only is it one of the top 3 ranked RPGs in the Google Play Store it's also amassed nearly 15 million downloads in the last six months raid is a legit dark fantasy RPG with a fully boy story campaign more than a million different champion builds and tons of Champions to collect from humans to elves and even demons I personally enjoy the support type classes the most because I'm a Healy boy go get him dog there's new champions every month RPG elements like leveling up and getting better 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just too ad D to pay attention hey there doofus you did a great job with your job make sure you head up to the yeah there's a forest you're gonna want to get them some magic powder so you can put it on any forest animals maybe kill them mm-hmm yeah agreed wait a second Pidgeotto can talk where am I supposed to go again I was way too busy killing chickens and doing stuff like this it's very important 15 years later and I'm still doing that but now it's HD tasty tasty tasty the graphics were the most obvious change and although the original game boy version definitely did a more than admirable job with the hardware the switch version is just perfect everything in the game is just so cute even the enemies are cute ah he just wants to kill me so badly it's freaking it's horrible but it's not just the graphics even the cutscenes have been drastically improved Nintendo please make a Legend of Zelda Anna I'm begging you I need something to make me forget okay make something that isn't this well excuse me princess please I also love the contrast between the animated cutscenes and the actual gameplay graphics it really fits with the whole theme because you know it's all a dream a very wet dream I know I'm gonna get some dislikes for the spoiler but come on it's been out since September scratch that it's been out since 1993 oh it's gonna clear ovations know you worked you never do anything you say you're gonna do just like last year when you said you're gonna make a man George Mass video and you didn't come on give with the gift do better my one complaint about the updated graphics and it is a big one that freakin soup wife they make the soup look so good and not let you eat it I want to eat that soup I want to eat that soup Nintendo let me put it in a jars dump it down my face wasn't just the graphics the music was also updated despite the fairly extreme limitations of the Game Boy I actually really did enjoy the music and it was very catchy and back and this is just personal preference I think I still prefer some of the old tracks to the new ones but the remakes music is really well done in some songs in particular the animal village theme are much better no he's donkeys singer/song now but I like that I like that oh I like that one last note on the sound design here where was it links pitter-patter footsteps when he runs or the best part of the game anyone who says otherwise is lying it's worth playing just for that I'm not sure if I'm joking or not another big change is the new dam peace chamber dungeon thing to be honest I don't really care that much about this mode at all my hope is that this is a teaser of a potential fully fledged Zelda dungeon maker game a la Mario maker but as it stands in Link's Awakening switch it's just too limited and kind of boring to be honest you can't create your own rooms but rather simply place pre-existing ones if you're not trying to 100% the game I don't think it's all that worth your time not to mention the fact that in order to unlock every chamber you have to buy amiibos essentially DLC Nintendo do you think of some kind of chump do you think I'm gonna buy every single Zelda amiibo just so I can unlock a few stupid chamber dungeons no I'm gonna buy every single Zelda amiibo absolutely no reason whatsoever and I'm gonna leave them in the box where they're safe I might be in the minority here but I actually liked the Photoshop in the Gameboy game that the chamber dungeon mode replaced there wasn't really much to it but it was fun I especially liked this picture where Maurin falls on top of link just look at that freaking face zoom it on that face I would have loved to see these redone in the HD cartoony style and I almost forgot another little added feature is the toy figurine collected there's little pedestals you can place your collected toys on all Mario related characters scattered throughout mob a bill äj-- is it mob a village I assume that it is but sometimes I just call it Maebh or maybe mob maybe maybe maybe maybe it's maybe village but probably not toy collecting is mostly just an excuse to play the crane game more which is also been revamped by the way and it's great that's like that we definitely got that ok good ok so I have to keep in mind garbage I love it seriously though it is way better than the original and the toys give you a reason to come back and play it every now and then as you progress the fishing game has also been updated in a similar fashion but what has not been updated is that shopkeeper guy he still kills you he still does a child murder and it's still kind of funny a spiral so far I've spent most of the video talking about the differences between the Gameboy and the switch version I feel like I should probably talk about the actual game Link's Awakening a little bit in a video called Link's Awakening or whatever the heck I called it despite essentially being the exact same game as the old gameboy version the switch remake is in my opinion a must play for any Zelda people and worthy of consideration for anyone on the Zelda curious spectrum as well but all the improvements aside it's a good game simply because the original was so good I actually don't think Link's Awakening gets enough recognition for just how groundbreaking it was at the time they were somehow able to do so much with so little and make a genuinely fun and grand adventure on the Gameboy it was just so much better than almost every other Gameboy game that had been out at the time and it was at least bigger in scale anyway keep in mind that not even Pokemon Red and Blue had come at at this point they'd be released about thirty years later the dungeons are great especially Eagles Tower which had a very unique premise even to this day as I talked about in my old best Zelda dungeons video the bosses are memorable despite a few duds the anglerfish for example always sucked but now he sent his children in to murder you normally unlike the shopkeeper I would be against child killing on principle but I have to say you're putting me in a pretty awkward situation here you gotta do what you gotta do but whatever he still sucks a lot hold on a second while editing this I just realized he seems a little fish to attack you in the old version - I think I always kill them so quickly that I didn't even notice I guess but all that stuff aside I feel like a big reason I've always loved and remembered Link's Awakening fondly is because it's just so unique for a Zelda game there's no Ganon there's no Triforce heck there's no Zelda the game is just weird with weird things in it and I love weird I mean the whole game is about waking up a giant floating sparkle whale in space but let's be real by far the best part about Link's Awakening is not only is Morin freaking adorable she also encourages my bad behaviors well sometimes anyway I'm not a bad boy I'm not I'm a good boy she can't even do this can you jump this man you can you can handle it yes she can make that jump Wow despite liek not talking at all the game really builds up the relationship between Linc and Mara and the further into the game I get the set or I get because well I guess I've already spoiled enough of the game already well I pretty much talked about everything I wanted to by this point I hope you're enjoying a Zelda month so far make sure you check out the video I uploaded yesterday I'm pretty sure and I'll also be finishing up Twilight Princess on Twitch so come join me there if you are so inclined share Zelda month around with your friends thanks and also enjoy what look forward to new Zelda with videos very soon and until then for old times sake I'll leave you with this I'm in a cave I'm swimming I'm in a cave and singing I'm in a cave let's hurry I'm in a cave there's Kirby I'm in a cave yes I'm in a cave is a man ok this is still do I hey everybody thanks so much for watching hit that like button if you wanna help me share a cells a month around much appreciated 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alright ladies and gentlemen welcome back to another episode of RL craft continuing where we last left off here in the dungeon we smooth things out a little bit should be a little bit nicer as we continue here although there is a chance if things get super laggy again we might have to do a quick difficulty toggle just so that we can you know have a playable game but otherwise we'll be you know we'll be doing things as per usual but the quality of the recording is the priority anyway otherwise always sponsored by um Chiefs what oh I do as always we're sponsored by MC pro hosting who are providing the server on which we are playing and so can you if you go check the link in the description go through there you'll get a nice discount off your first month the server hosting you can do a one-click install of some RL crafts if you want to play that or you can play whatever else you want fun multiplayer minecraft also and sorry to have this on your end but because people are gonna be wondering I have a bandaid on my face on my end um pretty much got a got a little thing got a little issue um I've mentioned it previously on my stuff but oh nice do that cobol's go and ham I'm hoping it's a it's a sore from like an infected pimple or something and not skin cancer me the way I trim my beard so that was the only thing kind of standing in the way of it showing all of its gross Ness so I'm just covering the gross Ness that's all don't worry dermatologist appointment on Monday so hopefully that'll sort it out anyway I know all your people needed to hear that all those guys like instantly came at me bro yeah very there is a there's a big boy in there though dude I need to I need to summon some cobalt go ahead and eat the chupacabra me get myself all nice and good again because I like we only have we only have 12 we started off with like a bunch I feel like did you have some previously yeah one down one down a lot of stuff dies oh you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna break this I feel like that'll yeah Oh mother trucker Oh getting zapped through the frickin wall no oh no he's Lizzy my god I need help holy sweet mother God okay okay holy crap there's a chest in here dude and there's a lot of guys in there oh and I'm at somebody break this if I can what do we got what do we got oh we got some emerald torches things like that quick quick quick Yeats behind you yep okay we're good we're good whew slightly overwhelming at least you know the spotters can't spawn forever right got him got him we're doing good there's that sham blur um who is in the water who's a special boy who could have some real Oh careful I'm hitting through this I don't wanna hit you okay creeper oh that's my favor that was an Enderman yeah it was an Enderman as for the the thing where they you know make us go foggy what Oh retreat for a moment okay so question is there any wood that I can retreat oh we got one of these um eyes are laser dude bro so so if you can grab stuff tonight what I had was a lot of oh my inventory must have just kind of filled up but yeah I grabbed him most of your stuffs I'm gonna make more chests because apparently we need them quite quite significantly badly so your stuff got eated to the wall which is problematic because there's a there's a Superboy on the other side of the wall I mean I noticed that there were a lot a lot of really kind of bad things I don't feel like that emerald ring is really worth carrying from him oh he's a problem it he's a prize he's a problem yeah because he oh oh god frickin facehugger get it up get it off darlings yeah um it's a problem because he actually regions like immediately it's it's actually wild he cannot take damage and my summoning staff is one of the things okay I'm going for I went for your other stuff I went for your other stuff I'll see if I got it I don't know if I got it or not but did I yep I got you summoning one okay good there you go so I do not know how we're gonna take care of the super duper guy in there because of the fact that his region is instantaneous gigantic termite its students enter the wall what the heck oh there's another one there was like sticking its head through the wall I was bizarre dude it actually did drop a wood it was like a termite I do any cobblestones by any chance I do how can I have some of that I know perhaps I think kind of blocking up behind this doesn't feel like it's effective wrong-o is he another super boy who is not I'm just sitting here hitting him for all I can hit all right so or is it the blighted guy this is a lot of stuff in there that yeah I don't know how we would possibly be able to deal with I mean we kind of just have to like take him out through the wall at first I feel like now what the heck just hit me let me get this guy there we go see drop sticks is that really what he's ready drop sticks extremely great I don't think the shamblers are ranged so I guess at least you got that going here though they are so I guess they all insta heal so that's not a unique thing okay so you just have to hit him real quick is that have you been able to kill any of them I am almost yep there we go gonna hurt them really hard pretty much it seems to be the case there's a dark shadow oh good so it's an extra yeah that's is that the big boy yeah fire would he'd light you on fire yeah I guess don't make contact God it just takes so much freaking weight if you where did you go to why is he going over there come back over here you idiot I want your loot yeah well who's shooting the bow you have so much stuff going on right now this I can't see that students health bar and it is just draining my sword durability continue it's like my got amis I got em frickin Frick dog whoa leader ruh-roh Oh I thought it's a leader guru lunar GRU lunar drew I got it wait Deacon he faints through walls yeah no lunar cruise could go through walls that is a big boy that is a gigantic boy in the dark well then let me like this area up huh don't feel like this is working out like if we can get all these until they don't spawn anymore then we'll definitely be able to go and invade they are still spawning though is the unfortunate part is that part looking more realistic over there oh oh no not the rat not the rat I can't I can't okay there we go I'm trying to help you trying to help you without hitting it there we go there we go you good what is that a violent Cal pod done ripped yeah these aren't hard to kill that's but you can kill him and they'll spawn more like on death oh that's what I was saying of where I was annoyed it's like okay they animate you they have thorns no it just seems like they're hitting me every time okay oh god I think I hit you I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm in ok shave okay I think that I'm gonna take advantage of my 21 levels and level up a couple of skills right now and see attack it's broken spawner oh I think I can use a diamond sword actually no no way it's growing wow that's a big guy is he very very high on him oh no no those guys are fine dude and sir can easy peasy lemon squeezy all right famous last words obviously yeah Oh stone rapier if you if that will help I don't know if that'll help or not but stone Herrick what is a case TISS there's no idea with that bro leather boots leather tunic sick dungeon dude best best stuff I know everyone's like you need to explore you find amazing stuff and it's like yeah I mean maybe as we venture Oh what what spiders this is okay stairs that maybe as we venture in deeper I don't know I think I feel like it's pretty random but I mean maybe this there was a clear defined entrance to this so there's a lot of spiders and spawners at the top if you can get them if you look up oh they're out on that hold on oh god oh god we got a chopper dude yeah that's good yeah we want we want to kill that there is a heal thing in here oh yeah if you look up top and when you go around the corner and look up you can open a spider spawner Oh try and get we do the furnace right so maybe worth just tossing those chupacabra meats in yeah it's just behind this company up there all right did you snag these spawners or still need to do it no they're still there okay I didn't I tried to be non aggressive without my backup I actually don't see where they are it's up the column oh it looks like they popped oh okay cool a couple of breads cool cool we got a Sam Brown okay I see a spawn about which we're gonna want to be careful of that poison okay Enderman where's the end of it I mean are you are you looking at it or you're just calling it out calling it out okay I've been hurt before by him so I was taking notes these answers are good farm oh well we got like a big n't big end boy done dude done ain't no thang my iron rapier is in trouble did we bring the anvil with us probably not Oh No hey spiders oh geez you hate to see it Oh God make those call-outs do ya duty he was ready to get you holy dude now this is a car alright let's back it up make sure we're definitely not hitting at each other right okay what do we're making quick work for these boys though heck yeah we are Oh chupacabra what up dog there we go there we go ain't no thing ain't no thing all right more chupacabra meats always give them a ride back to the furnace okay so I just made the Diamond rapier and mine is a graceful quality with 15% dig speed for all the digging that I can use on the race pool and but 15% additional attack speed which is very nice yeah that's and I'll be able to use it once I get one more level up under attack but I wanted to have it so I'd kind of be like ready to rock and roll hold on give me some levels bud dude I could I could use a little bit of our level so I can get off I feel freaking weaker than before if there's a witch spawner I'm gonna be nervous yeah witches aren't terribly fun I also need Oh Frick you need one either no I need um what was that oh it's a glass bottle sorry I was like really enthralled by the glass bottles they look very fancy it's a bottle you know what calm yourself dude oh can I can I level up can I get the diamond to rapier let's find out attack no I think I actually have to get to level 16 to do it shoot but I can smell more chupacabra there we go I got three off that one dude ah I just need more arrows that's the biggest bummer though if only we could make more arrows we would be so set range all right range is like mega essential oh that's that's a super Skelly super scale you over here dude you gotta be careful of the headshots out that one I heard slightly Oh little mini skeleton or mini zombie hold on I'm trying to deal with idiocy oh there's a fancy zombie boy though I got him I got him fancies ooo lots of zombies coming at me now he's on me boy I think that was the last of that zombie spawner that we couldn't get to because of the Enderman what did he he an iron throwing knife ha does it come back to me Jesus what happened just wings launched on my face oh yeah that oh dude we out here God I met half a heart on my head yikes die my rapier time here you go here it's a little bit extra iron for you if you want it yeah we're okay we got a man's coming over though Oh done just done dude alright where's this skele bro though what did I take him I took him down dude I took down the super skeleton how'd that even happen nice he just was like I you know but he didn't seem to drop anything of interest all right don't look at him don't look at me I didn't look I didn't look hold on spider on the way guys like big money Oh God oh the two hits oh there is a witch smarter I think oh god I'm poisoned for ages probably why is there always these guys I got a back you know what they are I got a bad guys we got a coupie there we go okay darkling where's that oh oh god yeah really wants it you got it you're good yeah see those are a worrisome one to actually like go after and help another person cuz it's more likely you're gonna do monetize the person than the darkling I feel like man everything is hitting my head a throwing knife a stone lance and emerald I want to try this throwing knife actually and see what happens whoa it gives you like a weight potion of region Oh get Brett whoa freaking Dark Link off me bro Oh is a room full of witches over here dude it is a room full of witches I have no concept of the the hip Hawks on the rapier so that's one the negative to it but I don't forget their Oh fancy which thanks yikes big hikes okay I just I just grabbed some stuff I want to see what it is boo protection to iron leggings we got which incoming though to witches yikes who the Dodge is dude protection to iron leggings though I'll take it again which down a speed pot that I can use to offset the slowness I was just given nice alright there we go wait does that make me thirsty huh would I drink a speed potion it makes me thirsty yes a regen potion just made me thirsty too that's oh oh dude diamond rape here gives the two hits oh this is gonna be a chupacabra room oh man rate careful here but it's also cave spider mother really not a fan or do their hitbox is difficult okay okay I got it back I got back super car Barry get out of my face fly oh we got a fancy witch over here fancy which done Jody hice dude we're making progress though this fly needs to get out of my recording peripheral get out of my face some problem oh hi I thought that was you and then I put on the bezel God display is ruining me I'm having more problems with real-life mobs than I am okay Oh God chupacabra careful behind you the which you're okay which it down wait where the heck okay another which who hold on I have let's see go there immunity 2.0 immunity to poisons gonna be a lifesaver dude yeah careful I'm you laser boy a lot of lot a lot of stuff a lot of stuff a lot of stuff oh my god for a second yeah maybe not the worst idea okay if you I'll let you know if I get another bed or okay what is that sound it's mortifying good horrifying what you poor cover me a laser boy we got a laser boy coming in I just don't like them I really don't they're like I understand whoa some just freakin the what what what's happening Oh gravity we're pulsing spider whoa whoa this is not okay oh my god dude at least I mean we're making it work we're making it work but whoa we're figuring it out rap don't you okay we're good we're good witch down okay Oh see you're throwing knives do despawn if you don't pick them up within 5 minutes I thought maybe they'd be regarded differently whoa alright that was a good run though no one is demonetized so that's exciting I guess so yeah you're right okay well we need to they do drop the beds or so we need to get you one of those if you don't already have it equipped okay I just I just broke two of them I broke two of them a diamond pickaxe turns out you can get some good stuff in here so there's also an Enderman okay just don't look that it's actually once you don't deal with it have to what the Frick is have this a war okay careful oh no potato mash there I don't something felt like it like carried me for a second I don't even know what happened there's another big boy whoa yikes oh he slows you that's what happens you the paralysis yeah I'm petrified I'm terrified by fear I'm terrified by their who's slightly yeah we have a we have a creeper spawner situation yeah mm-hmm figuring as much okay good good good we're we're crushing hey man this is how you get the levels though this is how you get the levels oh you got rule Wolf Wolf Wolf don't do it don't do it okay cool fortunately you hear them coming you're like okay I believe there is a giant thing about to destroy well good catch then I suppose nope I got paralyzed in there guys bro yeah paralyzed ah dad I was like I'd open and I was like okay I can get this yeah that seemed pretty that seemed a little bit - no not daring it was great mother oh shoot okay he's down he's down well I am gonna try - it just dropped a head Wow okay oh my god dude oh we got two of them two of them oh no oh no oh no okay I'm in the back I'm gonna need you to oh this is gonna you died in a rough spot dude oh that's you died in a real rough spot I'm gonna try to dump out my inventory so I can come back and fetch your stuff I wonder if I could use water to like push them away mmm okay so I mean it would push the items - oh you do bring up a point that is a point that you have there okay well uh this feels this feels like a recurring theme well I know I'm just I'm trying was complaining about how big of a wuss I was with the dragon so I've been you know we've been working harder Oh God there is so much stuff on the ground oh no three wards Oh Lord dude oh my god I don't know how I'm gonna do this I don't know how I'm gonna do this oh god oh god I don't I do not know oh there's another one yet they say they are a problem Adam a weapon uh uh weapon that I can get hold on let me take care of this first yeah weapon that I can give you yes iron rapier there you go thank you okay water okay oh there are so many if we get rid of all the wargs yeah oh well that probably blew up a few things except for the spawner didn't blow up the spawner yeah of course not yeah but I mean more like the items yeah you still have items already just back it off how though how can there be that just just just are you okay even there you good yeah yeah I'm fine okay alright alright I don't care full of each other okay alright here let me see if I can clear this okay going Sivan grab your stuff oh I'm grabbing everything I can grab okay oh dude there's a helmet helmet here helmet here hey there you go okay holy crap so what got blown up what got lit up so what's left let's regroup oh my um here are you another another iron rapier that's a that's a shield Bronco that's your shield though that's good okay there you go and let's see what else a potion of healing that was yours I think you had that healing selves and otherwise I think everything else is in the chest over at our regroup location hey you got my armor I got and you got the iron rapier look I got my art torches which was good and I got both rapiers I don't know it doesn't look like I really lost much other really really thirsty right now okay well done not bad nothing gonna help yeah absolutely I didn't think it was gonna work out that well honestly so yes it hasn't in the past historically speaking okay I wonder oh god dude I still want to clear this room and I wonder if the Diamonds can help make that a reality like we can just take keep taking them out until they stop spawning right yeah no that's been a it's been a perfectly valid thing it's just not the most ideal what the hell I'm so that's unfortunate man where was that past him it was just right over near the link at the edge of our thing okay that was very disconcerting I wasn't taking damage was that oh no it was just over by not in right at the creeper area but in that same spot okay where are you going okay okay give me a moment to clear out my inventory again I'm collecting your experience so sorry about that Oh freaking dark bling mother that's your frikar mother breakthrough well is there oh there's two no no no get off there's so there's a grue dude you died in the worst spot imaginable oh my god what the heck bro you died in such a terrible spot I was just torch yeah cuz torches mean nothing can try to attack you listen I'm just saying there wasn't anything there that looked to be hostile at the moment oh my god okay well almost that could have been that could have both of our stuffs right there and then that would have been fun okay I'm gonna need you to when you go in here inventory and look at stuff I'm gonna need you to not be wear any like make sure you're back at our starting area that's this that's the rules I wasn't so much in my inventory as much as just coming by and in the darkling just oh okay gotcha I thought I thought that you were like swearing I was about you I can't get can't get you while you're next to it yeah it does this thing will not do okay oh my god so did you pick up everything and drop in the chest yep yep it's in it's in mostly the new chest mostly the nude chest yeah I feel like I've done this before same verse now but now I'm a lava bucket don't know where that came from and I just I emptied some of my stuff that I was not saying pickaxe yeah yeah diamond pickaxe was also I put that in there there's also make extra bandages things like that it's kind of nice I don't have my rapier oh really yeah I don't know it hasn't been five minutes but I didn't see it over no I did it's just somewhere where you can't see it oh oh it's in the water got it I got it cool I did not whoa there's a spire in the water eh that was that's interesting okay I might have got some more spawning cool oh yeah I got I got a few more things that seemed to be a little hidden around okay here's what I'm feeling like I I feel like let's maybe we can see we can just kind of take these guys down potentially these guys are still here just drives you nuts doesn't it it really does because I bet like there are a couple of big boys in there and they could yield some actually good stuff that's the thing that's the things I'm interested in you know I'm interested in what sort of items they could yield and you know what also I'm really happy about is the fact that we're gonna know exactly how to get back to the way stone whoa whoa whoa is that a frickin guru that just spawned out of nowhere yeah no they spawn in darkness I mean I don't really know of a way to get them out of the water is the issue yeah no no I I get that we don't necessarily have an option for it but I'm just trying to think of what's causing it do they region is insane oh my god I bet you it is the water cuz I've only been able to get them outside of the water it's either that or they're special I can't tell but from your side I might be able to oh yeah okay so that one's been looted there's no and what the crap who shot me yeah you'll get shot randomly from things you don't see I noticed that myself and I was like oh this is less than the tail up Ewing don't know if the skeleton is still over there I'm just waiting to get hit in the head keep getting slowed you might be able to reach pretty far though are you able to know oh yes it's definitely the water alright I see that's a slight issue given that um oh they're all bouncing diamonds yeah yeah I don't I'm not sure how to deal with that one unfortunately like we've not got sponges so well I the way I got that one guy that we just killed is I just put some cobble down in the water and so the he this has lots of stuff in it yes we have diamond hoe it is a very exciting sounds useless potion a healing potion of regional silver hammer my inventory is full well whoa whoa whoa everything is fired Jesus Christ everything is fire oh god there's owner there's a lot of guys can't even hit him I can't even hit him got it got it got it got it god we got more zombies coming and do they're coming in right I blocked it out okay cool good call good call this dude right I got I got some loot in that one though I got loot give me the loot I don't know what what is a lesser sharpness for axe I've got 30 seconds of poison that's right always here actually hey hey here you go see if you can just put that in your baubles real quick and maybe we'll cancel it cool yep easy peasy lemon squeezy there you go unless you need it yes I'll take it easy peasy lemon Scorsese I'm out here dude I'm out here to help you got some instant health regen well region also got another enchanted Oh enchanted book reinforced sharpness one difficulty endowment three what in the world increases or decreases your damage based on your world's difficulty what what what's the idea oh I'm so stupid why are you stupid because we I thought I was like we don't have anything that could turn the alright oh yeah let's take care of these boys real quick oh boy there are a lot of zambese no freaking dark dark you get the four back alright wow there's so many zone that spawner has got to be exhausted I mean seriously dude Oh careful Chupacabra okay nice nice nice dude we're gonna get all that chupacabra me good great fancy I mean I stood over that way inspired yeah one spot where it's not really that needed oh okay he's out he's out oh oh I'm on fire we're jumping to the water I'm gonna kill him yeah yeah he's he's down but we're gonna get fancy boy next I guess mother Frick okay yeah did that did that drop fancy things right in the lava I might have picked up something I don't know oh okay I got a robber and I'm not really seeing anything particularly need anything particularly meats meat anything 400 skele bro in the other room carefully headshots oh god that hurt in this room yep yep yep I'm gonna I'm gonna back for a second okay cool because he I'm pretty sure he had shorted me based on the graphics that appeared I don't know what just happened my money that that's sort the 2-handed just went away uh it gets stolen by a special boy that's stolen I didn't just win away Oh easy there bud okay excuse me waiting yeah thank you excuse me lady jeez Karen Karen come on man let's just all right block these off for a moment yeah all right no a potion inch interests in health against liver I'm actually gotta love so many she delivers I'm actually maximum maximum health so yeah yeah I mean all the stuff that we're accumulating in here is making it a little bit easier to read you and all the bandages all the potions are read you I don't have permit orders do you have some torches I have one permit torch currently and no others you used all 40 that were in the chest I wasn't looking at so we have okay cool every about it I was like that was a lot of torches I don't think he placed down 40 what oh this is good news because I don't want to get Shue stood by skeleton skeletons I still think are the most hazard they're not they're not nice we don't like skeletons what is it it's a scout that will give me that me them arrows though okay you know what what is good is they will give us arrows so end Oh more arrows okay yeah let me just throw a javelin at their face real quick this is gonna be good it's gonna be good hey you know whatever works I'm about to throw a javelin at this which doesn't do much damage I've got poison it I also if I could stop picking a pumpkin seeds I wouldn't necessarily be mad about that here's an arrow for you an arrow oh I actually I picked up a bow apparently oh nice yeah that's always good that's always good and there's a there's a there's a now there's a fight going on between them and someone else over there they're having some infighting dude minecraft Civil War I think it's the the witches yeah I have noticed none of them that was the thing that I said fire everywhere - oh yeah yeah no definitely fire everywhere on that whoa well you know I feel like we've made some pretty I was about to say I feel like we've made some pretty good progress in this episode and then and then that when took place which is definitely an unfortunate circumstance every time yeah and I can't tell all right well I'm going to do my best to attempt again I wasn't in the room where all your stuff went into the room of course it did of course yeah it was extreme so what are you no I'm just I'm here to tank for you okay I'm here I'm your tank today yeah I'm trying to figure out look forward to the get good comments this okay let's see let me Google how to not get shot in the head by in Minecraft I'm trying to figure this one out because um it's it's dangerous it's this like skeletons are the most dangerous I'm trying I I don't know how I'm gonna do this and not get absolutely pooped on oh my god there's so many skills God how am I going to frickin do this okay I've gotten some of your armor back at least so we got that going for us I got you a weapon I got you that stuff I just don't know how to get whatever else is in there is the issue yeah I mean most of what's else is in there isn't terrible so this chest has other stuff the torches are useful there is torches torches are in here the bad torch isn't a good tour I had some good torches okay they're fighting each other which is good okay I got some good I got some more come to me if you dare oh it's a fancy skele bro over there fancy skele bro he just withered me or something Jesus okay so as I was saying I feel like we've been making some pretty good progress do you have some blocks to block off that one on the right side block out the one I'm getting shots like just just there's nothing on the this over here eight ahead yeah yeah yeah yeah if we can just block a little bit yeah so should we wind things down yeah so this series brought to you by our sponsor super hosting if you would like to try and get shot in the head as many times as I have see if you can beat my record then you can use the links in our descriptions to get yourself a server try it out with your friends and see how you do also in that same description keep in mind that there is a link to the playlist so you can catch up on any any episodes you might have missed and that should be is there anything else you want to throw on here for us oh no I think that pretty much covers it we just we have a lot of stuff to sort through and definitely need to rebuild some of our armor but for the most part it seems like we haven't lost too many completely essential things and we have a lot of redundancy with weapons now in the chest itself this ran should be ready for next time all right bye guys


no
don't
do
it
after
a
long
grueling
two-year
stretch
of
no
new
marvel
movies
the
mcu
is
finally
back
with
black
widow
a
greedy
spy
action
thriller
about
everyone's
favorite
budget
avenger
natasha
romanov
the
general
response
to
which
has
been
really
positive
understandably
so
the
key
actors
here
deliver
entertaining
performances
all
around
with
florence
pew
especially
being
a
superstar
in
the
making
the
main
sister
relationship
between
natasha
and
elena
is
a
nice
breath
of
fresh
air
from
what
these
big
budget
blockbusters
usually
offer
the
visual
appearance
before
the
third
act
is
an
uploadable
improvement
over
the
usual
marvel
standard
with
blacks
that
are
actually
black
instead
of
grey
as
well
some
really
cool
locations
that
aren't
computer
generated
overall
for
general
fans
of
the
mcu
there's
definitely
a
lot
here
to
enjoy
but
the
thing
that
stood
out
to
me
about
black
widow
the
most
however
is
its
attempt
to
stand
on
the
shoulders
of
another
set
of
very
similar
movies
that
basically
modernize
this
realistically
gritty
spy
action
genre
and
the
result
there
is
a
bit
less
positive
and
more
like
that
meme
about
the
guy
trying
to
ride
a
bicycle
without
understanding
the
fundamentals
of
how
bicycles
function
yeah
so
as
has
been
the
case
a
lot
in
the
2000s
blackwidow
tries
very
hard
to
be
like
jason
bourne
like
very
very
hard
from
the
documentary
style
handheld
aesthetic
to
the
boots
on
the
ground
globe
trotting
plot
to
the
secret
government
project
of
conditioning
superhuman
assassins
to
the
bare
bones
hand-to-hand
fight
scenes
that
at
times
get
to
the
point
of
being
straight
up
oh
homages
and
as
well
as
black
widow
might
work
as
an
mcu
movie
it
just
isn't
capable
of
doing
the
same
as
a
bourne
movie
there
could
be
multiple
individual
factors
behind
this
but
what
stands
out
most
is
a
couple
fundamental
cornerstones
of
the
genre
that
this
film
just
doesn't
seem
to
fully
understand
which
is
the
thing
we're
gonna
focus
on
today
and
joking
aside
not
with
the
intention
of
saying
that
black
widow
is
bad
or
good
or
anything
else
because
that
doesn't
matter
and
you
can
decide
it
for
yourself
but
instead
just
to
draw
useful
key
lessons
on
the
topic
if
you
want
to
build
a
greedy
hyper-realistic
spy
action
thriller
on
the
lines
of
jason
bourne
here's
a
few
inherent
aspects
about
the
genre
that
you
need
to
keep
in
mind
but
also
because
at
this
point
i
already
know
a
lot
of
you
will
still
undoubtedly
understandably
hate
me
for
speaking
ill
of
a
movie
you
enjoy
to
the
point
of
trashing
me
on
twitter
i
want
to
first
make
it
up
to
you
to
hopefully
keep
you
listening
which
i'll
try
to
do
with
another
giveaway
of
these
plates
these
high
quality
metal
sheet
posters
i
get
a
whole
new
batch
of
samples
to
give
away
including
some
of
their
brand
new
official
black
widow
designs
as
well
as
star
wars
and
dc
so
if
you're
in
the
capital
region
of
gracosia
tweet
at
me
and
you
can
come
pick
one
up
and
for
everybody
around
the
globe
i
also
successfully
begged
this
play
to
sponsor
a
two-week
special
filamento
audience
discount
of
27
to
33
off
everything
on
their
site
including
the
new
black
video
designs
just
for
two
weeks
that's
all
my
begging
got
if
you're
not
familiar
displayed
has
over
a
million
designs
from
movies
to
games
to
everything
else
with
multiple
official
partners
such
as
marvel
dc
star
wars
different
tv
shows
games
as
well
as
other
properties
which
they
keep
on
adding
as
we
speak
all
the
designs
are
printed
on
metal
which
makes
them
really
high
quality
and
easy
to
hang
up
and
swap
out
just
put
a
magnet
with
a
protective
leaf
on
the
wall
and
boom
you're
ready
in
a
few
seconds
so
check
them
out
with
the
disco
link
below
and
also
see
some
designs
i
recommend
and
again
hopefully
this
eases
the
tension
between
us
the
first
cornerstone
of
the
porn
spy
genre
is
the
abundance
of
shocking
twists
and
turns
which
black
widow
has
but
drops
the
ball
on
by
not
giving
the
audience
enough
time
to
feel
them
to
introduce
the
point
i'm
trying
to
make
look
at
the
beginning
norway
section
where
natasha
is
hiding
out
from
the
us
government
essentially
she's
just
chilling
away
her
evening
when
her
generator
cuts
out
leading
her
to
then
head
out
into
town
to
get
the
right
part
to
fix
and
what
you
just
saw
is
the
inciting
incident
of
the
film
occurring
without
any
buildup
or
drama
whatsoever
it's
not
like
there's
something
weird
done
to
the
generator
it's
not
like
that's
a
ruse
to
get
natasha
out
in
the
open
it's
not
like
we
get
a
sense
that
something
is
wrong
that
something
might
be
coming
we're
just
blissfully
cruising
along
when
suddenly
boom
and
then
we
already
have
the
answers
we
need
to
take
action
without
ever
even
a
chance
to
first
feel
the
uncertainty
of
what
those
answers
might
be
which
isn't
helped
but
the
fact
that
for
some
reason
this
movie
felt
the
need
to
first
introduce
its
skull
mask
wearing
bad
guy
as
a
bad
guy
instead
of
just
introducing
him
in
the
act
itself
like
the
winter
soldier
permission
to
activate
taskmaster
protocol
[Music]
to
give
you
some
context
before
more
examples
look
at
the
same
scene
in
born
identity
where
born
and
re
are
chilling
in
the
safe
house
from
the
strange
ugly
shift
in
bourne's
demeanor
we
start
getting
this
inescapable
crooked
sense
that
something
is
very
wrong
not
sure
what
but
something
and
it's
not
until
after
two
minutes
of
that
growing
sense
of
something
possibly
being
wrong
that
the
actual
turn
then
takes
place
what
is
it
something
wrong
and
it's
that
dramatic
lead-up
designed
to
give
the
twists
and
turns
to
power
that
black
widow
is
missing
because
in
here
everything
just
kinda
occurs
when
we're
introduced
to
the
chemical
freeing
the
widows
from
their
conditioning
it's
so
sudden
and
undramatic
and
purely
dependent
on
cgi
that
even
florence
pew
for
a
moment
looks
like
she's
acting
in
tamiwazo's
the
room
i
did
not
hit
her
it's
not
true
it's
[ __ ]
that
did
not
hit
her
when
a
bad
guy
appears
in
an
armored
truck
he
literally
just
appears
in
an
armored
truck
when
natasha's
black
widow
mother
turns
out
to
have
betrayed
them
it's
not
like
natasha
first
starts
finding
some
ominous
evidence
leading
her
to
that
terrible
revelation
just
before
it's
too
late
no
we're
just
having
a
friendly
talk
until
the
mother
then
sadly
mentions
that
by
the
way
sorry
i
already
alerted
the
red
room
and
i'll
be
here
any
minute
so
after
which
the
scene
just
ends
without
any
chance
for
the
audience
to
in
the
moment
process
it
or
have
a
clear
sense
of
what
they're
supposed
to
feel
and
it's
that
lack
of
empowering
evidence
that
makes
it
difficult
to
believe
in
the
mother's
betrayal
as
a
real
serious
thing
but
it's
the
best
example
of
this
look
at
the
scene
where
natasha
returns
to
her
old
budapest
safe
house
where
before
the
scene
even
really
begins
i
know
you
know
i'm
out
here
right
so
before
natasha
is
even
through
the
door
the
movie
already
reveals
that
her
sister
elena
is
in
there
which
basically
depowers
the
entirety
of
the
following
six-minute
scene
because
now
that
we
already
know
that
it's
natasha's
sister
who
we
already
know
was
freed
from
her
conditioning
the
fight
between
them
is
just
pointless
noise
because
now
that
there's
no
underlying
crooked
tension
to
build
the
scene's
exposition
on
the
exposition
is
evident
and
boring
because
now
that
there's
no
evidence
whatsoever
of
someone
else
being
in
the
building
in
addition
to
them
the
twist
of
the
widows
appearing
is
so
sudden
and
out
of
nowhere
that
there's
no
time
to
even
emotionally
register
it
and
imagine
the
dramatic
build-up
version
of
the
same
scene
what
if
natasha
enters
an
empty
apartment
and
begins
finding
strange
clues
which
give
her
a
dreadful
crooked
sense
that
someone
else
might
be
there
what
if
we
don't
immediately
know
who
the
intruder
is
which
makes
natasha's
fight
beef
for
her
life
until
she
at
the
last
minute
realizes
it's
her
sister
what
if
elena
reveals
her
exposition
chemical
incident
as
a
flashback
which
is
built
on
a
tension
of
the
widow
still
being
after
her
as
in
introduced
her
as
a
ruthless
murderer
before
and
don't
reveal
that
she
was
freed
from
her
conditioning
until
now
so
that
we
can
actually
fear
her
in
the
fight
against
natasha
and
what
if
it's
that
tension
of
the
widow
still
being
after
elena
that
makes
natasha
put
together
the
earlier
clues
about
there
still
being
someone
else
in
the
building
which
then
finally
culminates
in
[Music]
i'm
not
saying
this
is
the
answer
but
i
am
saying
this
build
up
drama
mentality
is
where
the
answer
lies
because
i
have
it
on
pretty
good
authority
that
a
scene
where
characters
just
casually
verbally
repeat
information
the
audience
already
knows
isn't
very
good
writing
because
the
worst
crime
you
can
commit
is
telling
the
audience
something
they
already
know
you
need
to
tell
me
what
that
is
it's
a
synthetic
gas
the
counter
agent
to
chemical
subjugation
it'll
take
a
while
for
the
audience
to
forgive
you
for
having
done
that
and
so
in
order
for
your
big
spy
thriller
twists
and
turns
to
feel
as
big
as
they
should
they
can't
just
suddenly
and
dramatically
bang
into
existence
you
need
to
first
give
the
audience
enough
clues
and
time
to
put
them
together
and
feel
them
before
the
bang
he's
not
anywhere
who
bloody
does
go
missing
does
it
happen
a
lot
well
that
might
miss
his
breakfast
not
a
chance
the
second
born
cornerstone
is
the
gritty
gray
reality
of
the
world
which
black
widow
tries
to
emulate
but
quickly
destroys
due
to
its
slave-like
ties
to
the
mcu
a
great
example
of
what
i'm
talking
about
is
the
primary
physical
villain
taskmaster
who
doesn't
fit
into
the
world
of
this
movie
at
all
see
a
major
component
of
this
secret
government
project
espionage
thrillers
is
that
everything
much
like
in
real
life
operates
in
the
shadows
which
is
also
the
case
with
taskmaster
and
the
black
widow
program's
home
the
red
room
taking
down
the
red
room
what
are
you
talking
about
it's
been
gone
for
years
red
room's
still
active
where
is
it
i
have
no
idea
the
real
world
was
fought
here
in
the
shadows
you
hid
in
the
dark
real
power
comes
from
undetectable
influence
and
comparing
red
room
and
taskmaster
side
by
side
you
can
quickly
spot
the
incompatibility
because
how
can
a
secret
government
project
whose
priority
is
remain
in
the
shadows
using
asset
dressed
head
to
toe
in
shiny
colorful
armor
to
the
point
where
he
can't
go
anywhere
without
every
bystander
highlighting
him
all
over
social
media
how
can
it
wanna
keep
its
black
widow
program
a
secret
and
at
the
same
time
send
its
widows
out
in
distinct
black
widow
body
suits
the
win
the
soldier
was
already
pushing
it
but
it's
not
like
he
ran
around
with
a
hydra
logo
in
his
middle
arm
or
couldn't
hide
the
arm
away
when
he
needed
to
it's
not
like
he
drove
around
in
tanks
firing
explosive
arrows
which
is
pretty
much
as
unordinarily
distinct
as
you
can
get
it's
finding
it
hard
to
believe
that
he
could
stay
off
my
radar
the
power
of
the
assets
in
born
comes
from
the
fact
that
they
look
like
you
and
me
that
they
can
move
in
and
out
of
the
crowd
they
can
buy
real
life
rules
operate
without
a
trace
what
they
don't
do
is
drive
tanks
and
wear
full
unhidable
body
armor
identifying
themselves
as
secret
assassins
that's
not
compatible
with
the
gritty
realistic
tone
of
the
world
but
despite
black
widow
trying
to
emulate
the
same
exact
witty
realism
that's
still
the
case
because
in
a
marvel
movie
i
guess
there
just
have
to
be
distinguishable
costumes
with
logos
and
at
least
one
character
wearing
a
mask
and
colorful
metal
armor
you
know
no
matter
how
wrong
that
specific
character
might
be
for
that
specific
movie
or
how
hard
it
destroys
the
tone
the
movie
has
tried
so
hard
to
establish
and
it's
this
mcu
enslavement
that
devalues
the
world
of
plaquido
in
many
different
ways
even
at
most
face
value
due
to
the
fact
that
this
movie
seems
so
insecure
about
sharing
a
universe
with
the
avengers
that
it
feels
obligated
to
constantly
reference
it
as
if
to
justify
its
absence
take
it
to
one
of
your
super
scientist
friends
tony
stark
maybe
doubt
that
god
from
space
has
to
take
an
ibuprofen
after
a
fight
captain
america
bringing
down
the
red
room
should
have
brought
the
avengers
it's
like
yes
we
exist
in
the
same
world
as
a
god
from
space
but
it's
okay
to
for
a
moment
leave
that
aside
it's
okay
for
this
one
movie
to
exist
within
the
context
of
its
own
rules
and
obstacles
and
actions
just
because
your
story
is
small
doesn't
mean
you
have
to
make
it
feel
insignificant
by
deliberately
constantly
contrasting
it
against
the
massive
universe
it
exists
in
because
by
the
third
act
this
issue
has
grown
so
big
that
it
systematically
destroys
everything
that
came
before
what
began
as
a
serious
real
world
topic
of
little
children
being
taken
from
their
families
and
shipped
away
in
containers
to
be
made
into
soldiers
ultimately
devolves
into
a
science
fiction
evil
training
base
that
hovers
in
the
clouds
without
any
explanation
as
to
how
it
came
to
be
what
began
as
a
real
scientifically
viable
secret
project
of
human
conditioning
ultimately
devolves
into
a
fantasy
odor
that
the
villain
uses
to
prevent
harm
from
being
done
to
him
prevent
you
from
committing
violence
against
me
overall
what
began
as
a
small
but
realistically
gritty
black
and
white
spy
thriller
ultimately
devolves
into
this
gigantic
colorful
cgi
superhero
spectacle
where
everything
that
happens
is
so
unbelievably
unrealistic
it's
difficult
to
even
comprehend
that
you're
watching
the
same
movie
as
you
were
60
minutes
ago
now
that
is
an
avengers
level
threat
and
be
clear
i'm
not
here
to
talk
about
the
quality
of
the
third
act
or
whether
it's
cool
and
exciting
or
not
you
can
decide
that
for
yourself
i'm
just
saying
that
it's
difficult
to
maintain
the
authenticity
of
something
when
it's
placed
in
what
so
clearly
is
such
an
inauthentic
world
your
film's
topics
and
stakes
and
obstacles
remain
significant
only
as
long
as
you
don't
showcase
their
true
insignificance
in
the
grand
scheme
of
things
if
you
want
your
movie
to
be
set
in
a
gritty
gray
world
like
just
born
then
you
have
to
play
by
the
rules
of
that
really
great
world
from
beginning
to
end
and
not
stop
halfway
to
fuse
in
all
this
colorful
stuff
because
the
more
you
do
that
the
more
that
color
will
spread
and
destroy
the
original
grey
world
in
the
process
the
third
born
cornerstone
is
the
motion
of
the
inherent
evil
within
which
black
widow
tries
to
play
with
in
mind
but
ultimately
doesn't
dare
go
all
the
way
but
if
i
done
see
the
whole
emotional
point
of
the
board
movies
is
for
jason
bourne
to
struggle
and
try
to
come
to
terms
with
the
horrible
atrocities
he
as
a
conditioned
government
assassin
in
the
past
committed
atrocities
that
are
very
much
on
display
yourself
to
this
program
and
it's
the
same
topic
of
demons
of
the
past
that
black
widow
deals
with
because
in
the
same
way
being
a
condition
assassin
for
the
eastern
side
no
doubt
required
natasha
to
do
some
horrendous
the
movie
doesn't
actually
ever
go
into
any
of
that
which
is
very
disappointing
but
i
guess
still
acceptable
because
it
instead
places
all
its
eggs
into
a
single
basket
natasha's
final
assassination
of
the
black
widow
program's
director
which
came
at
a
great
cost
you
didn't
say
one
word
about
trakov's
daughter
right
so
the
main
emotional
crux
here
is
natasha
being
haunted
by
the
fact
that
20
years
ago
she
murdered
this
little
girl
as
collateral
damage
which
ultimately
pays
off
in
that
little
girl
having
turned
into
taskmaster
because
of
it
which
on
idea
level
essentially
means
that
not
only
does
natasha
have
to
struggle
with
her
pastimes
mentally
but
also
face
off
against
them
physically
fantastic
but
the
problem
is
that
the
movie
doesn't
dare
put
in
the
dirty
work
to
make
this
work
first
off
we
don't
really
ever
visit
this
inner
demon
of
having
killed
a
child
outside
of
a
couple
quick
mentions
because
natasha
already
seems
fairly
in
terms
with
it
rikov's
daughter
was
collateral
damage
i'm
not
the
one
to
kill
this
doctor
can
we
throw
him
out
the
window
now
i
think
we
should
wait
till
we
get
to
a
higher
altitude
and
more
importantly
we
never
actually
see
natasha
perpetrate
the
act
itself
we
never
see
her
plant
the
bomb
we
never
see
her
activate
the
trigger
or
make
a
choice
we
never
see
anything
outside
of
her
sitting
in
a
car
keeping
watch
i
mean
it
honestly
seems
more
like
it
was
someone
else
committing
the
actual
act
so
in
other
words
this
movie
tries
to
mine
emotion
from
a
demon
that
isn't
really
there
because
it
was
too
afraid
to
put
it
there
like
yeah
i
guess
this
is
that
girl
from
natasha's
past
that
we
saw
in
one
flashback
but
ultimately
so
what
she
didn't
kill
her
she
doesn't
know
her
it's
not
like
it's
some
big
ever-present
painful
unresolved
issue
for
her
and
consider
if
black
widow
had
put
its
money
where
its
mouth
is
and
done
as
bourne
did
what
if
we
saw
a
flashback
of
natasha
herself
going
into
the
director's
office
and
executing
a
bunch
of
unarmed
people
on
the
way
what
if
we
saw
her
repeatedly
suffer
from
the
painful
memory
of
that
action
and
the
collateral
damage
caused
by
it
what
if
you
actually
allowed
her
demons
to
be
demons
because
this
whole
bomb
thing
not
only
is
it
kind
of
a
cop-out
but
it
also
makes
no
sense
because
how
could
a
little
girl
possibly
survive
an
explosion
going
off
in
front
of
her
i
mean
if
the
whole
point
of
the
movie
is
the
black
widow
program
then
why
is
our
primary
antagonist
this
whole
other
character
that
apparently
isn't
even
part
of
the
program
draco's
special
project
he
can
mimic
anyone
he's
ever
seen
why
isn't
some
specific
widow
from
natasha's
past
like
you're
not
being
as
emotional
as
you
are
nonsensical
that
was
a
mistake
to
be
fair
i
understand
the
hesitancy
of
pushing
your
comic
book
hero
too
far
because
you're
afraid
of
losing
the
audience
but
at
the
same
time
i'd
also
say
that
there's
enough
established
president
for
it
to
be
fair
to
call
you
a
coward
because
as
bourne
has
already
proven
it's
okay
for
your
hero
to
be
sinful
and
flawed
as
long
as
you
have
them
struggle
with
those
sins
and
flaws
not
only
will
the
audience
stick
by
them
but
also
feel
a
hell
of
a
lot
in
that
process
i
would
want
to
know
them
that
my
mother
didn't
kill
my
father
that
she
didn't
kill
herself
what
i
killed
i
killed
him
that's
the
cutest
thing
i've
ever
seen
in
my
entire
life
because
it's
the
same
issue
again
and
again
where
this
movie
wants
to
use
the
emotion
of
a
dark
topic
without
ever
actually
touching
it
there's
a
horrible
truth
about
natasha's
birth
mother
having
been
murdered
which
exists
only
in
the
words
that
come
out
of
the
villain's
mouth
and
there
was
a
tombstone
with
her
name
engraved
on
no
there's
a
horrible
revelation
of
the
black
widow
program
being
so
evil
that
they
kill
most
of
their
child
prospects
which
again
isn't
backed
up
by
images
but
instead
by
trustme
bro.com
maybe
one
in
20
survives
the
training
becomes
a
widow
the
rest
he
kills
we
have
this
underlying
horror
of
these
women's
motherhood
having
been
stolen
from
them
that
offers
so
much
inherent
power
to
explore
but
ultimately
is
still
just
reduced
to
a
tiny
passing
joke
and
they
rip
out
all
of
your
reproductive
organs
they
just
everything
overall
whenever
a
dark
sensitive
topic
is
far
away
it's
terrible
and
emotional
but
when
it's
actually
close
enough
to
touch
it's
something
to
equip
about
this
is
a
much
less
cool
way
to
die
to
be
clear
it's
totally
fine
not
to
cover
certain
topics
but
it's
not
fine
to
then
pretend
like
you
do
if
you
want
to
mine
emotion
from
your
hero's
atrocious
demons
of
the
past
you're
gonna
have
to
touch
them
as
well
no
matter
how
dangerous
to
your
bran
it
might
seem
which
really
same
as
with
the
earlier
points
serves
as
the
nutshell
crux
for
the
argument
that
black
widows
attempt
to
emulate
chasm
born
was
a
mistake
either
the
mistake
was
making
the
attempt
itself
or
it
was
the
act
of
doing
so
without
first
seeking
the
required
knowledge
of
what
it
actually
takes
to
go
all
the
way
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[Applause]


alastair
overeem
fights
walt
harris
this
saturday
in
the
main
event
at
ufc
jacksonville
and
you
can
watch
the
entire
ufc
jacksonville
event
that's
11
fights
in
the
main
card
and
prelims
live
on
espn
plus
don't
wait
click
on
the
link
in
the
description
and
sign
up
for
espn
plus
today
[Music]
what's
up
boss
thank
you
[Music]
so
thank
you
[Music]
marlon
ready
there's
three
so
your
friend
conor
mcgregor
calling
you
out
in
uh
on
social
media
what
did
you
think
of
his
comments
this
week
i
tweeted
that
you
know
he's
losing
his
clout
i
don't
mean
in
general
with
the
general
public
but
with
fighters
man
this
guy
you
know
he's
he's
losing
so
much
respect
in
the
in
the
game
you
know
which
he
probably
doesn't
care
um
but
you
know
to
someone
like
me
and
i
was
you
know
even
him
i
would
assume
that
that
that
matters
a
little
bit
so
um
he
doesn't
you
know
he
doesn't
hold
the
cards
right
now
i
put
myself
in
a
great
position
i
asked
for
a
say
in
my
destiny
and
i
went
out
there
and
i
and
i
showed
up
and
now
you
know
now
it's
crazy
you
know
i'm
in
a
spot
i
can
pick
between
khabib
and
conor
right
now
you
know
if
i
want
to
fight
conor
i
could
fight
conor
believe
me
um
of
course
i
could
why
wouldn't
they
don't
want
to
put
that
together
but
that's
not
the
fight
i
want
yeah
you
know
the
whole
he's
gonna
every
the
whole
his
only
ploy
is
you
know
he
he's
mr
red
penny
knight
you
know
not
everyone's
agreed
like
him
i
think
you
know
for
one
whenever
i
beat
habib
and
then
i
beat
conor
that's
you
know
in
these
times
under
this
microscope
legendary
absolutely
legendary
you
know
that'll
be
almost
unmatched
in
the
history
of
what
what
we
do
so
to
be
in
that
position
is
you
know
that
feels
great
what
do
you
need
in
order
to
to
train
for
a
fight
i
mean
could
you
do
it
right
now
or
like
no
i
i've
not
got
no
cage
i
have
nothing
i
have
no
partners
i
mean
i
mean
i
i
really
have
no
idea
honestly
just
i
i
need
a
full
camp
i
mean
i
i
mean
you
know
i
mean
like
i
i
need
to
get
back
into
swinging
things
before
i
start
full
camp
i
can't
just
know
me
because
like
you
get
injured
that
way
i
just
but
i
just
i
i
man
it's
crazy
because
like
you
know
i'm
so
used
to
training
all
the
time
and
then
now
that
they're
just
like
you
know
you
can't
do
anything
stay
home
i
have
no
training
i
can't
train
anything
like
there's
no
place
for
me
to
train
it's
still
cold
outside
so
i
can't
really
train
outside
here
and
there
i
can't
when
it
gets
warm
but
it's
getting
better
but
uh
you
know
i
have
no
cage
i
have
no
mats
i
can't
really
grapple
wrestle
um
i
don't
know
i
don't
have
a
bag
at
my
house
so
it's
just
yeah
well
i
can't
really
do
anything
because
hence
again
my
state
is
shut
down
for
another
month
and
who
knows
how
long
after
that
i
really
can't
change
how
am
i
going
to
take
a
fight
all
right
what
we
got
here
is
a
nissan
skyline
2012.
i'm
running
770
horsepower
to
the
wheels
but
about
900
horsepower
total
and
i
was
what's
special
about
this
car
for
me
is
i
got
this
after
i
fought
demetrius
johnson
it
was
like
a
trade
because
i
took
a
fight
on
short
notice
after
i
fought
uriah
faber
dan
is
like
we
need
you
to
fight
back-to-back
camps
and
he
uh
and
he
offered
me
a
car
if
i
did
it
i
thought
of
versus
so
it
didn't
get
a
ton
of
views
so
he's
like
god
we'll
hook
you
up
with
a
ride
and
they
pulled
up
to
this
after
i
did
a
show
in
l.a
and
so
it's
like
a
trophy
car
for
me
because
i
wanted
after
a
title
fight
and
it
was
like
a
gift
after
a
title
fight
from
dana
so
very
special
to
me
um
it's
got
upgraded
turbos
on
it
stage
two
clutch
uh
stage
two
transmission
so
that
it
can
take
a
beating
i
upgraded
the
intercooler
flex
fuel
system
so
i
can
go
from
e85
to
100
octane
to
regular
pump
gas
and
you
know
upgraded
the
front
end
so
that
it's
got
the
kills
on
it
and
stuff
and
and
uh
the
carbon
fiber
all
the
way
around
with
the
mirrors
the
side
skirts
we
got
hrd
wheels
toyo
tires
don't
forget
that
toyota's
always
taking
care
of
you
these
wheels
right
here
stick
to
the
floor
i
can
hit
turns
at
up
to
100
miles
an
hour
not
that
i
do
that
because
that
is
illegal
but
it
can
do
it
and
uh
yeah
it's
just
a
lot
of
fun
man
special
car
for
me
and
go
get
some
if
you
want
let's
do
this
looks
nice
boys
did
a
great
job
looks
good
the
boys
the
monster
bag
beowulf
but
this
is
the
thing
look
because
i
have
to
quarantine
my
kids
left
me
messages
um
[Music]
[Applause]
beautiful
right
hand
by
the
champion
right
over
the
top
of
the
devil
running
beautiful
i
don't
give
a
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[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]