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then
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point
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wrote
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for
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no
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20
20.
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like
anime
yeah
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love
it
we're
gonna
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to
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out
we're
gonna
have
to
fight
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i
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don't
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was
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i
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is
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i
got
this
in
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this
is
some
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that
likes
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honestly
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that
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dude
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oh
see
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of
masks
that's
cool
huge
peepee
so
i
last
video
i
i
asked
for
you
guys
help
because
we're
making
a
music
video
and
it'd
be
cool
to
get
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of
the
props
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by
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guys
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on
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that's
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where
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i've
yeah
pewdiepie
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bye
bye
santa
no
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this
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pewdiepie
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from
a
30
minute
video
because
he
played
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unrecognized
book
celine
dion
cover
yes
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you
music
companies
for
being
so
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annoying
but
they
said
they
were
playing
the
song
it
sounded
like
this
oh
better
copyright
that
that
did
kind
of
sound
like
my
song
so
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dumb
i'm
honored
to
be
army
general
of
the
nine-year-old
army
i'm
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oh
a
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i'll
say
it
i'll
say
it
i
don't
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a
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how
felix
proposed
to
mercy
oh
no
don't
show
this
to
her
please
please
for
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of
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a
small
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don't
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don't
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that
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that's
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ready
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i
feel
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oh
no
oh
god
i
am
so
sorry
for
my
misjudgement
i
owe
you
guys
better
i'm
so
sad
i
can't
open
my
eyes
they
are
literally
locked
shut
do
you
not
see
how
remorseful
i
am
hey
how
long
ago
since
my
last
apology
video
ah
can
we
get
some
shout
out
can
we
get
a
medal
i
think
i
deserved
something
been
a
good
boy
your
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they're
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sign
pewdiepie
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jtfx
yeah
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find
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funny
jd
has
multiple
albums
hit
singles
[Laughter]
but
he
can't
play
the
outboard
to
save
his
life
he
was
literally
screaming
in
it
you're
supposed
to
blow
case
i
why
are you
still
using
ben
it
came
kind
of
stupid
in
it
my
heart
how
could
you
say
that
no
it
really
breaks
my
heart
with
that
accent
too
it
just
hurts
too
much
six-year-old
me
after
saying
bad
morning
instead
of
good
morning
to
the
teacher
you
guys
did
they
ah
that's
savage
dude
that
that
unlocks
a
memory
in
my
brain
that
i
forgot
i
had
when
i
was
like
six
years
old
i
had
this
fake
plastic
tongue
it
was
really
long
i
remember
exactly
how
it
tasted
like
that's
weird
we
would
have
to
say
good
morning
to
the
teacher
every
morning
outside
of
the
schoolyard
and
i
thought
all
right
well
this
time
this
is
going
to
be
hilarious
i'm
going
to
wear
the
fake
tongue
and
i'm
going
to
say
good
morning
and
i
i
remember
her
reaction
was
like
oh
that's
so
cool
or
something
like
that
and
now
i
realize
she
didn't
think
it
was
cool
she
was
just
patronizing
me
because
i
was
a
child
yeah
yeah
it
took
me
24
years
but
i
thank
you
yeah
what
the
hell
feuds
in
case
i
play
titanic
theme
terribly
as
a
joke
a
random
copy
strike
company
mine
mine
all
day
a
mine
all
nine
yeah
it's
so
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isn't
it
for
some
random
company
that
sounded
like
my
song
better
strike
it
joel
sent
me
this
look
the
office
joe
cost
the
series
sixty
thousand
dollars
they
had
to
pay
a
company
sixty
thousand
dollars
because
they
referenced
a
line
in
a
song
those
are
the
words
i
said
in
my
song
you
have
to
pace
sixty
thousand
because
uh
why
why
exactly
so
it's
just
music
too
right
now
you
take
a
photo
of
yourself
and
then
some
[ __ ]
[ __ ]
comes
that
house
is
my
house
you
have
to
pay
me
now
take
a
photo
of
the
ocean
i
own
that
part
of
that
ocean
you
have
to
pay
delete
the
photo
the
i
own
the
photo
now
mine
it's
mine
now
oh
it's
so
dumb
god
damn
wait
is
that
bandy
came
oh
saw
ksi
having
panda
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when
his
video
oh
that's
interesting
oh
that's
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right
what
else
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huh
you
better
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in
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i
do
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yeah
let
my
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let's
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yeah
i
appreciate
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guys
uh
being
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this
i
think
that's
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yeah
yeah
hell
yeah
some
magneto
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love
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oh
damn
it's
made
out
of
that
gym
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hey
cause
i
are
you
drinking
monster
that's
illegal
you
drink
g
fuel
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drink
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look
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i
think
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commented
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they
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look
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women
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time
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i
am
your
granddaughter
really
men
with
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here
take
this
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king
don't
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pottery
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okay
thanks
that
was
weird
oh
that's
great
that
was
actually
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in
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hat
nice
job
people
who
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shocking
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it's
what
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he's
just
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oh
what
oh
god
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that
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though
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out
Alphonse
Gabriel
Capone
was
born
in
Brooklyn
New
York
on
the
17th
of
January
1899
his
father
was
a
barber
and
his
mother
was
a
seamstress
and
both
of
them
were
Italian
immigrants
and
Al
Capone
was
one
of
nine
children
named
children
man
after
the
theft
they
must
have
been
men
walking
over
there
as
a
student
Al
Capone
was
actually
noted
as
being
very
intelligent
and
showing
a
lot
of
promise
but
he
had
a
lot
of
trouble
are
dealing
to
the
very
very
strict
rules
of
his
Catholic
school
and
eventually
at
the
age
of
14
Al
Capone
was
expelled
from
the
school
for
punching
a
female
teacher
and
the
face
after
he
was
expelled
from
school
Capone
ended
up
Watkyn
several
odd
jobs
and
places
like
a
candy
store
and
a
bowling
alley
but
being
a
young
teenager
with
a
lot
of
free
time
on
his
hands
growing
up
in
the
streets
of
Brooklyn
meant
that
Capone
eventually
found
himself
involved
with
street
gangs
Capone
started
off
of
small-time
gangs
like
the
junior
40
thieves
the
bony
boys
and
the
Brooklyn
rattles
but
after
a
while
Capone
managed
to
build
up
enough
of
a
violent
reputation
that
he
was
able
to
join
one
of
New
York's
most
notorious
gangs
the
five
points
gang
who
were
based
on
law
it
was
during
his
time
in
the
five
points
gang
that
Al
Capone
would
Faust
meet
two
of
his
closest
associates
Frankie
you
a
racketeer
who
on
the
dancehall
in
Coney
Island
and
Johnny
Torrio
Amanda
Al
Capone
would
end
up
regarding
as
his
mentor
Johnny
Torrio
managed
to
get
Al
Capone
a
job
as
a
bouncer
at
a
Brooklyn
nightclub
that
was
owned
by
a
friend
of
hers
and
one
day
at
the
club
where
Al
Capone
was
throwing
a
woman
for
being
drunk
and
belligerent
she
apparently
kept
and
Spa
at
Capone
Capone
was
really
pissed
off
by
this
and
punched
the
women
in
the
face
the
woman's
brother
who
was
obviously
infuriated
by
this
pulled
her
a
knife
and
tried
to
slash
Capone's
neck
but
because
the
guy
was
so
drunk
he
must
and
instead
slashed
Capone
across
the
face
which
is
how
Capone
Gotti
scales
and
how
he
got
his
famous
nickname
Scarface
Capone
hated
that
nickname
he
hated
a
he
hated
the
Skousen
has
faced
so
much
there
anytime
he
was
aware
he
was
having
his
picture
taken
he
would
quickly
turn
his
head
to
the
side
to
hide
the
scars
so
that
they
wouldn't
show
up
in
the
photograph
and
most
of
the
pictures
that
we
do
actually
have
of
Capone
scars
all
come
from
tames
well
it
wasn't
a
whale
he
was
being
photographed
his
own
men
would
never
dare
call
him
that
nickname
so
they
used
other
nicknames
like
beg
fell
off
smokey
which
is
a
nickname
that
means
very
smartly
dressed
or
fashionable
person
whenever
people
asked
him
about
his
scar
he
would
tell
them
that
he
got
her
in
the
war
even
though
he'd
never
saved
slashes
to
the
face
had
actually
I
prayed
cultural
thing
in
Scotland
then
there's
got
a
lot
of
names
but
the
most
common
one
is
called
getting
chapped
it's
done
as
our
form
of
punishment
or
revenge
and
the
sense
of
making
the
person
think
of
you
every
time
they
look
in
the
mirror
and
Scotland
is
also
done
as
a
way
to
sort
of
M
reputation
for
example
in
this
famous
picture
where
a
member
of
the
countin
Tong's
razor
gang
tried
to
slash
a
police
inspector
and
broad
daylight
and
the
medal
of
sake
whole
Street
and
Glasgow
famous
Scottish
actor
Tommy
Flanagan
who
you
all
probably
know
from
Sons
of
Anarchy
in
brief
how
he
actually
has
to
chebs
on
his
face
he
got
when
two
men
jumped
him
outside
of
a
nightclub
when
he
was
working
as
a
DJ
it's
all
so
nearly
happened
to
me
a
few
things
but
I
was
very
lucky
because
I
either
managed
to
dock
just
in
time
on
Malastare
escape
so
I
managed
to
save
this
absolutely
beautiful
face
in
mine
I'm
just
gonna
give
you
a
second
to
let
you
drinkin
you're
welcome
now
let's
get
back
to
Capone
at
19
years
old
Al
Capone
married
an
Irish
woman
called
me
Josephine
Conklin
and
they
have
a
son
called
Albert
Francis
Capone
and
despite
Capone's
criminal
lifestyle
they
actually
had
a
very
good
marriage
when
Capone
was
20
he
was
asked
by
Johnny
Torrio
to
accompany
him
to
Chicago
because
Torrio
had
actually
been
summoned
by
crane
boss
James
begged
Jim
Colosimo
to
walk
for
him
as
an
enforcer
Capone
decided
to
accompany
toriel
to
Chicago
and
that's
where
Al
Capone
would
rise
to
end
for
me
Capone
started
off
in
Chicago
by
working
as
a
bouncer
at
one
of
collosum
was
many
brothels
and
it
was
Juden
less
time
that
Capone
contracted
syphilis
I'm
sure
you
can
all
imagine
how
that
happened
but
had
Capone
actually
sought
treatment
for
her
cephalus
early
enough
he
could
have
actually
been
killed
but
he
just
doesn't
bother
Capone
bought
a
house
in
Chicago
for
him
and
his
family
till
ever
nun
slowly
but
surely
he
was
getting
more
and
more
involved
with
various
areas
of
the
underworld
apart
to
the
public
and
to
the
media
he
was
seen
mainly
as
a
boxing
promoter
for
you
know
those
very
special
face
the
ones
where
it
seems
that
the
outcome
was
almost
predetermined
than
such
a
way
to
make
the
right
people
an
awful
lot
of
money
if
you
know
what
I
mean
it
was
during
this
time
that
Al
Capone
first
started
appearing
in
the
media
but
it
wasn't
being
presented
as
Al
Capone
the
gangster
he
was
being
presented
as
Al
Capone
the
boxing
promoter
in
1920
under
very
mysterious
circumstances
Begg
Jim
Colosimo
was
muddled
and
with
no
one
around
to
run
the
criminal
empire
Johnny
Torrio
stepped
up
to
take
control
of
everything
with
Al
Capone
says
right
hand
man
no
her
husband
removes
the
Torrio
and
Capone
were
actually
the
ones
who
killed
callosum
oh
so
that
they
could
take
over
but
it's
never
been
proven
so
over
mate
Johnny
Torrio
took
charge
of
the
largest
Italian
organized
crime
group
and
all
of
Chicago
and
Johnny
Torrio
always
did
everything
he
could
to
avoid
a
gang
war
so
whenever
there
was
disagreements
he
would
always
opt
for
the
diplomatic
approach
because
Torrio
was
absolutely
terrified
of
getting
whacked
so
he
always
played
it
safe
however
despite
playing
it
safe
there
was
a
gang
that
Torrio
and
Capone
were
always
worried
about
and
that
was
the
North
Side
gang
who
were
led
by
a
man
called
Dean
O'Banion
the
reason
they
were
so
worried
about
the
North
Side
gang
is
because
they
knew
the
North
Side
gang
were
very
violent
very
Wellington
cow
and
that
they
could
hold
a
grudge
and
unfortunately
a
lot
of
bad
blood
already
existed
between
Torrio
and
Capone
and
the
North
Side
gang
the
reason
that
the
North
Side
gang
had
bad
blood
with
Johnny
Torrio
and
Al
Capone
all
stemmed
from
a
disagreement
that
happened
between
the
North
Side
gang
and
another
outfit
called
the
Jana
brothers
and
this
disagreement
was
one
of
the
Jana
Bravo's
Angelo
Jana
or
they
very
large
unpaid
debt
to
a
casino
that
was
owned
and
operated
by
the
North
Side
gang
and
Angelo
was
refusing
to
pay
it
but
the
problem
was
the
Genna
brothers
were
actually
allied
with
Johnny
Torrio
so
when
Johnny
Torrio
stepped
end
to
mediate
the
situation
and
take
the
diplomatic
approach
to
avoid
any
violence
like
he
often
dead
he
wrote
an
favor
of
the
Genna
brothers
and
Al
Capone
himself
even
told
O'Banion
to
forget
about
and
cancel
Angelo's
day
O'Banion
was
obviously
furious
about
this
and
went
home
called
Angelo
on
the
phone
and
told
him
he
was
going
to
kill
him
everyone
knew
from
this
point
that
gang
world
was
on
the
horizon
so
the
Genna
brothers
decided
to
place
a
hat
on
O'Banion
to
deal
with
the
problem
before
it
got
out
of
hand
so
after
a
bit
of
pushing
the
Hat
was
sanctioned
and
that
November
of
1924
a
meeting
was
arranged
with
O'Banion
that
was
to
take
place
in
O'Banion's
flower
shop
which
also
doubled
as
the
Northside
gangs
headquarters
Frankie
you
and
two
other
associates
walked
into
a
Banyan's
flower
shop
and
approached
O'Banion
Frankie
you
put
his
hand
out
to
shake
O'Banion's
hand
and
O'Banion
shook
his
hand
back
as
soon
as
the
two
men
was
shaking
hands
Frankie
you
grabbed
on
to
your
Banyan's
hand
and
wouldn't
let
go
and
this
is
an
old
mob
technique
is
to
make
sure
that
the
person
can't
pull
away
and
escape
but
it's
also
to
keep
a
group
of
the
right
hand
so
they
can't
reach
for
that
gun
and
by
the
time'
Banyon
realized
what
was
happening
it
was
too
late
and
Frankie's
two
associates
rattled
him
with
bullets
with
O'Banion
Dead's
the
North
Side
gang
was
taken
over
by
a
man
called
[ __ ]
Weiss
and
the
North
Side
gang
knew
it
was
the
Genna
brothers
they
they
just
knew
it
was
the
Genna
brothers
who
dead
the
HAP
so
if
the
Genna
brothers
were
allowed
to
do
the
hat
that
would
mean
that
the
Hat
had
to
be
sanctioned
and
the
only
way
that
the
heck
could
have
been
sanctioned
as
if
Johnny
Torrio
gave
it
the
go-ahead
so
from
that
point
on
the
North
Side
gang
vowed
to
get
revenge
on
Johnny
Torrio
and
Al
Capone
so
even
though
this
hat
was
done
to
avoid
the
gang
war
it
started
one
anyway
in
fact
it
probably
made
the
situation
a
hundred
times
worse
the
first
attempted
hat
was
in
1925
against
Al
Capone
but
miraculously
Capone
managed
to
escape
without
suffering
any
Angelis
but
then
just
twelve
days
after
this
happened
Johnny
Torrio
and
his
wife
were
coming
home
from
shopping
and
they
were
ambushed
by
[ __ ]
Weiss
Vincent
Richie
and
bugs
Moran
the
three
top
figures
of
the
North
Side
gang
they
absolutely
show
up
the
car
and
bullets
and
Johnny
Torrio
was
had
several
tames
all
over
his
body
and
he
even
took
a
bullet
to
the
jaw
heymy
waist
then
ran
up
to
Johnny
Torrio
and
tried
to
finish
him
off
with
a
bullet
to
the
head
but
the
gun
jammed
so
the
three
men
instead
just
beat
him
all
over
his
body
with
the
fists
and
the
belly
club
before
running
off
but
somehow
somehow
Johnny
Torrio
actually
managed
to
survive
this
attack
but
because
he
and
his
wife
had
come
so
close
to
death
and
because
he
could
see
that
the
industry
he
was
involved
in
was
becoming
more
and
more
violent
fearing
for
his
life
he
decided
to
retire
to
Italy
but
as
he
did
so
he
handed
the
entire
criminal
empire
over
to
his
right-hand
man
Al
Capone
Al
Capone
was
now
in
charge
Al
Capone
was
now
the
crane
boss
of
Chicago
the
criminal
empire
that
Capone
inherited
was
very
loud
and
very
lucrative
with
all
of
the
profits
coming
from
things
like
racketeering
extortion
selling
stolen
goods
illegal
gambling
and
brothels
which
were
spread
throughout
the
city
but
the
biggest
owner
the
biggest
l
know
by
far
was
made
possible
by
a
lot
of
something
that
was
passed
in
1920
called
the
18th
amendment
which
banned
the
sale
and
production
of
intoxicating
liquors
throughout
the
United
States
prohibition
the
booze
ban
and
this
new
law
was
enforced
by
prohibition
agents
whose
job
was
to
investigate
and
prosecute
people
or
establishments
who
were
manufacturing
or
selling
alcohol
because
that
was
no
a
crime
but
Capone's
industry
doesn't
exactly
obey
the
law
and
everybody
wanted
a
drink
they
just
had
no
way
of
getting
one
and
Capone
understood
all
too
well
one
of
the
golden
rules
of
capitalism
well
there
is
demand
there
is
profit
well
there's
a
lot
of
demand
there
is
a
lot
of
profit
Capone
owned
and
operated
a
lot
of
underground
bars
called
speakeasies
which
illegally
sold
alcohol
and
the
only
way
that
you
could
get
into
the
speakeasies
would
be
F
the
bouncer
knew
your
face
you
were
vouched
for
by
another
member
or
you
knew
the
secret
password
and
the
reason
for
that
is
obviously
to
prevent
prohibition
agent
spies
from
getting
an
one
since
a
that
just
looked
like
any
other
bar
they
even
had
live
acts
like
music
and
dan
sells
and
you
could
get
speakeasies
that
range
from
absolute
dive
bars
all
the
way
up
to
very
high-end
classy
ones
that
were
attended
by
a
lot
of
people
from
high
society
like
politicians
businessmen
celebrities
and
even
police
officers
the
speakeasies
well
very
profitable
because
the
places
of
drinks
were
heavily
marked
up
and
people
were
quite
happy
to
pay
the
extra
money
because
they
believe
they're
all
we
obviously
need
to
cover
the
cost
of
securing
such
a
real
commodity
and
obviously
the
owners
of
the
speakeasy
could
go
to
jail
so
you
know
the
pace
of
the
drinks
has
to
be
what
the
Rio
BER
and
reality
the
alcohol
wasn't
that
hard
to
come
by
because
of
how
well
Capone
operated
his
booze
racket
Capone
had
guerilla
breweries
set
up
in
remote
locations
and
he
would
also
smuggle
booze
over
the
border
from
Canada
using
a
variety
of
different
methods
such
as
hollowed-out
horse
carriages
but
the
funniest
method
that
the
moonshiners
used
would
be
coaches
coaches
wear
special
attachments
that
moonshiners
would
attach
to
the
bottom
of
the
feet
whenever
they
were
transporting
cargo
so
that
whenever
they
were
transporting
it
through
fields
instead
of
leaving
human
footprints
they
would
only
leave
a
coke
plant
so
at
men
that
whenever
the
prohibition
agents
came
sniffing
they
would
only
see
coke
plants
and
the
field
and
it
wouldn't
arouse
any
suspicion
some
speakeasies
though
were
not
owned
by
Al
Capone
but
Al
Capone
allowed
them
to
continue
operating
because
they
bought
their
booze
supply
from
him
but
there
were
other
speakeasies
that
tried
to
go
completely
solo
and
they
actually
refused
to
buy
alcohol
from
Capone
so
Capone
had
these
places
bombed
and
around
a
hundred
people
died
in
these
bombings
Werth
has
control
of
the
brothels
the
racketeering
the
extortion
the
illegal
gambling
and
the
extremely
profitable
boost
trade
Al
Capone
was
absolutely
raking
in
money
he
was
buying
expensive
cars
suits
jewelry
absolutely
everything
the
man
was
making
money
faster
than
he
could
spend
that
despite
his
best
efforts
there
was
one
occasion
well
Al
Capone's
birthday
was
coming
up
and
Al
Capone
was
a
really
bad
of
jazz
musician
Fats
Waller
and
Capone
really
wanted
Fats
Waller
to
perform
at
his
birthday
party
so
one
night
when
Fats
Waller
was
leaving
a
venue
after
doing
a
performance
he
was
approached
by
Capone's
men
who
pointed
a
gun
up
and
told
them
to
get
in
the
car
voila
absolutely
terrified
got
into
the
CAF
and
was
driven
to
the
Hawthorne
which
is
the
place
that
Capone's
Mufti
was
being
held
up
wallowed
was
then
led
to
the
piano
with
a
gun
in
his
back
and
talked
to
play
wallah
eventually
calmed
down
when
he
realized
that
Capone
wasn't
going
to
have
him
killed
he
was
actually
a
huge
fan
wallet
ended
up
staying
with
Capone
for
three
days
drinking
partying
and
playing
music
before
Fats
Waller
was
eventually
found
wandering
the
streets
extremely
drunk
and
extremely
disoriented
worth
thousands
of
dollars
of
tips
stuffed
into
his
pockets
Al
Capone
literally
kidnapped
Fats
Waller
so
that
he
could
play
as
birthday
party
whenever
Capone
was
asked
about
the
source
of
his
income
it
would
give
answers
like
all
I
do
is
satisfy
a
public
demand
or
I'm
just
a
businessman
giving
the
people
what
they
want
you
know
those
stereotype
mob
boss
answers
of
course
back
then
they
weren't
entirely
stereotypes
in
fact
he
may
have
been
the
first
of
a
mob
boss
to
actually
say
those
things
Capone
also
did
something
that
most
mob
bosses
just
don't
do
he
spoke
to
the
press
in
the
media
and
though
most
mob
bosses
would
never
ever
dream
of
doing
that
but
Al
Capone
understood
the
importance
of
being
viewed
positively
and
the
eyes
of
the
public
because
when
you
are
viewed
positively
in
the
eyes
of
the
public
you
have
the
public's
favor
which
can
be
a
very
strong
and
very
powerful
thing
and
Al
Capone
knew
this
so
he
did
everything
he
could
to
sort
of
Kure
and
paint
his
image
and
as
positively
as
he
possibly
could
to
make
sure
that
he
had
the
public's
favor
I
mean
he
even
ended
up
on
the
cover
of
Time
magazine
but
while
his
life
was
glamorous
it
wasn't
cushy
it
still
carried
great
risks
from
the
police
from
the
prohibition
agents
and
most
only
of
all
the
North
Side
gang
who
was
though
absolutely
hell-bent
on
killing
Capone
Capone's
driver
was
catnapped
tortured
and
muddled
most
likely
for
information
on
Capone's
movements
to
make
it
easier
for
the
North
Side
gang
to
kill
him
but
[ __ ]
wastes
the
current
serving
leader
of
the
North
Side
gang
also
survived
an
attempt
on
his
life
which
most
likely
was
done
by
capone
hitmen
and
1926
the
North
Side
gang
executed
a
sort
of
clever
plan
to
try
and
quell
Al
Capone
what
they
did
was
they
got
a
bunch
of
the
underlings
who
Capone's
men
didn't
know
so
they
wouldn't
recognize
the
faces
and
got
them
all
together
outside
of
the
Hawthorne
and
which
was
Al
Capone's
headquarters
all
of
the
underlings
then
started
fainting
with
each
other
and
this
was
done
on
purpose
to
attract
everyone's
attention
because
everyone
wants
to
see
a
street
fight
and
that's
true
everybody
wants
to
watch
a
street
fight
even
Al
Capone
and
the
North
Side
gang
knew
this
because
Al
Capone
came
to
the
wendel
to
watch
the
street
fight
and
that
was
the
point
the
point
of
it
was
to
lure
him
to
the
window
because
as
soon
as
he
came
to
the
window
to
watch
the
fight
all
of
the
men
stopped
fighting
pulled
out
Thompson
submachine
guns
and
opened
fire
on
the
window
where
he
was
standin
however
as
soon
as
Al
Capone
seen
them
draw
their
guns
II
immediately
jumped
back
and
took
cover
and
despite
the
hail
of
bullets
he
managed
to
escape
with
no
injuries
shortly
after
this
Capone
tried
to
call
for
a
truce
but
the
negotiations
fell
through
and
shortly
after
the
negotiations
fell
through
[ __ ]
Weiss
was
shot
dead
outside
the
very
same
flower
shop
the
O'Banion
was
killed
and
shortly
after
that
the
order
of
the
Hawthorn
and
who
was
a
friend
of
Al
Capone's
was
kidnapped
and
modeled
by
bugs
Moran
and
Vincent
Ritchie
who
had
taken
over
as
leaders
of
the
North
Side
gang
Capone
became
very
worried
about
his
safety
so
everywhere
he
travelled
he
made
sure
he
traveled
with
an
entire
team
of
heavily
armed
bodyguards
whenever
he
and
his
men
had
to
travel
by
train
he
would
buy
up
every
single
tackle
on
the
train
to
make
sure
that
it
was
only
him
and
his
men
on
board
and
even
had
commissioned
a
custom
bulletproof
Cadillac
equipped
with
3000
pounds
of
steel
armor
and
bulletproof
windows
after
the
car
was
seized
from
Capone
it
was
actually
then
used
by
US
President
Franklin
D
Roosevelt
and
the
card
is
actually
stellar
owned
it
was
sold
at
auction
in
2013
T
a
collector
for
three
hundred
and
forty-one
thousand
dollars
the
gang
killings
were
almost
constant
which
meant
that
they
were
almost
constantly
end
the
people's
and
the
general
public
had
a
pretty
good
idea
who
was
behind
them
so
Al
Capone
and
an
attempt
to
clean
up
his
public
image
decided
to
be
a
lot
more
charitable
with
his
wealth
and
power
during
the
Great
Depression
Al
Capone
actually
set
up
a
soup
kitchen
to
give
three
meals
to
the
Pearl
and
Jill
in
the
Depression
this
place
ended
up
becoming
the
only
place
that
some
people
could
get
a
meal
and
the
Quechan
ended
up
serving
meals
to
around
a
hundred
and
twenty
thousand
people
Capone
also
used
this
power
for
a
kind
of
a
weird
thing
he
actually
tried
to
get
into
the
milk
business
and
that
said
that
his
reasons
for
doing
so
was
because
a
family
member
of
has
became
very
sick
from
drinking
expired
milk
so
Al
Capone
lobbied
the
Chicago
City
Council
to
pass
a
law
to
make
it
mandatory
for
milk
manufacturers
to
stamp
expiry
days
on
milk
so
the
reason
that
we
have
expiration
dates
on
milk
was
kind
of
started
by
Al
Capone
but
there
was
another
reason
that
Capone
was
able
to
get
that
law
passed
you
see
Capone
didn't
just
control
Chicago's
underworld
Capone
also
had
enormous
leverage
over
the
establishment
of
the
city
of
Chicago
itself
because
Capone
understood
the
great
benefits
that
could
come
from
making
powerful
people
do
but
he
wanted
so
he
made
sure
to
get
as
many
of
these
people
and
his
pocket
as
he
could
most
of
all
the
police
the
Chicago
police
chief
himself
publicly
stated
that
he
believed
that
at
least
60%
of
Chicago's
police
force
well
on
Capone's
payroll
which
meant
that
any
time
an
investor
Jason
was
being
opened
on
one
of
Capone's
premises
were
about
to
be
raided
Capone
would
always
know
right
away
and
be
one
step
ahead
there
are
even
instances
of
the
police
themselves
covering
up
Capone's
crimes
and
covering
up
the
crimes
of
Capone's
henchmen
because
they
didn't
want
our
Capone
going
to
do
because
if
Al
Capone
went
to
jail
then
they
would
stop
getting
all
the
money
that
they
were
making
and
Braves
from
Al
Capone
which
in
some
cases
was
even
higher
than
the
monthly
salary
for
being
a
police
officer
they
wanted
to
protect
that
cash
cow
Capone
also
used
his
power
and
his
violence
to
make
sure
the
only
people
that
supported
Capone
and
could
be
bought
and
could
be
bribed
could
make
it
into
possessions
of
power
and
the
city
of
Chicago
and
the
most
knowable
one
of
these
was
the
Chicago
Mayor
William
Hale
Thompson
during
Thompson's
campaign
he
indicated
that
if
he
were
elected
mayor
he
would
allow
speakeasies
to
operate
freely
and
the
city
of
Chicago
without
any
interference
from
the
police
or
prohibition
agents
that
obviously
would
be
very
beneficial
to
Al
Capone
so
Al
Capone
dawn
eighty
two
hundred
and
fifty
thousand
dollars
to
Thompson's
electoral
campaign
but
that
as
a
know
Capone
dead
to
make
sure
Thompson
won
and
the
wards
of
Chicago
that
had
the
most
support
for
Thompson's
rivals
on
election
day
Al
Capone
had
the
voting
booths
and
these
wards
bombed
so
that
the
people
couldn't
vote
and
these
bombings
resulted
in
15
deaths
another
man
that
was
running
against
Thompson
in
the
election
was
a
lawyer
called
Octavius
granite
II
and
Al
Capone
actually
had
him
gunned
down
in
the
street
and
it's
rumored
that
it
was
actually
four
police
officers
that
carried
out
the
Hat
Thompson
won
the
election
and
this
was
major
because
not
only
that
Al
Capone
control
the
police
and
control
very
many
other
city
officials
Al
Capone
know
had
the
mayor
of
Chicago
and
has
Parker
and
not
only
that
Al
Capone
had
grown
so
powerful
that
he
now
had
the
pole
lise
themselves
carrying
out
hats
for
ham
and
they
could
operate
with
absolute
impunity
and
Al
Capone
took
full
advantage
of
this
when
it
came
to
dealing
with
one
of
the
leaders
of
the
North
Side
gang
Vincent
Ritchie
one
night
Ritchie
and
two
of
his
associates
were
stopped
and
searched
by
the
police
the
police
discovered
that
the
three
men
were
carrying
illegal
firearms
so
they'd
been
arrested
handcuffed
and
put
in
the
back
of
the
police
car
no
here
is
the
version
of
events
given
by
the
police
officers
about
what
happened
next
they
said
the
weld
Ritchie
was
in
the
back
of
the
car
he
was
being
aggressive
and
uncooperative
when
they
were
trying
to
restrain
him
and
calm
him
down
Ritchie
apparently
reached
for
and
tried
to
grab
one
of
the
officers
firearms
from
its
holster
one
of
the
officers
a
man
named
Dan
Healy
seen
this
drew
his
own
firearm
and
shot
and
killed
Ritchie
while
he
sat
in
the
back
seat
Lucchese
two
associates
gave
a
very
different
version
of
events
they
said
that
the
car
was
already
in
motion
being
driven
towards
the
police
station
when
at
some
point
during
the
journey
Dan
Healy
punched
Ritchie
and
the
face
Ritchie
reacted
very
angrily
to
this
and
started
calling
Dan
every
name
under
the
Sun
at
which
point
Dan
asked
his
fellow
police
officer
to
pull
the
car
over
once
the
car
was
pulled
over
Dan
got
out
of
the
car
walked
to
the
back
of
the
car
and
opened
the
door
and
Richard
was
sitting
in
the
back
handcuffed
Dan
then
pulled
his
gun
and
shoots
Trichy
dead
and
the
backseat
the
police's
version
of
events
was
obviously
the
one
that
was
accepted
for
the
official
record
so
with
Ritchie
dead
that
left
bugs
Moran
as
the
sole
remaining
loving
leader
of
the
North
Side
gang
bugs
Moran
was
the
only
leader
left
and
the
1929
Al
Capone
saw
his
chance
to
finish
off
bugs
Moran
and
also
wipe
out
the
North
Side
gang
once
and
for
all
Capone's
men
rented
an
apartment
across
the
road
from
a
trucking
warehouse
that
was
owned
by
the
North
Side
gang
and
this
is
a
place
that
they
were
know
using
as
the
headquarters
Capone's
main
job
was
to
carry
out
surveillance
on
the
warehouse
and
report
any
relevant
intelligence
back
to
Al
Capone
but
their
main
task
was
to
keep
an
eye
out
for
bugs
meringue
and
then
one
day
they'd
seen
bugs
Moran
going
into
the
warehouse
they
reported
this
back
to
Al
Capone
and
Al
Capone
gave
them
the
go-ahead
it
was
short
time
for
of
Capone's
hitmen
disguised
as
police
officers
and
driving
a
car
modified
to
look
like
a
police
car
entered
the
wheelhouse
and
told
the
novice
a
gang
members
that
this
was
a
raid
and
they
were
all
tulane
up
with
the
hands
on
the
wall
the
North
Side
gang
members
believing
these
guys
we're
real
police
officers
complied
and
lined
up
with
the
hands
on
the
wall
once
the
North
Side
gang
members
had
leaned
up
against
the
wall
the
fake
police
officers
gave
the
signal
at
which
point
several
of
Capone's
hit
men
ran
into
the
wheelhouse
worth
Thompson
submachine
guns
and
shotguns
and
they
immediately
and
savagely
gunned
down
all
seven
of
the
North
Side
gang
members
people
in
the
street
obviously
helped
the
gunfire
but
Capone's
hitmen
actually
had
a
plan
in
place
to
make
sure
that
nobody
called
the
cops
as
soon
as
they
had
carried
out
the
Hat
the
fake
police
officers
led
their
civilian
dressed
Co
hat
men
out
of
the
warehouse
where
their
hands
up
and
put
them
into
the
police
car
and
they
did
this
in
front
of
everyone
in
the
street
so
that
they
would
all
see
it
and
believe
that
the
police
were
already
here
and
the
situation
was
under
control
so
there
was
no
need
for
them
they
called
the
cops
they
simply
all
just
go
into
the
car
and
drove
away
there
was
just
one
teensy
teensy
little
problem
with
us
hat
though
Oh
of
the
seven
knots
a
gang
members
who
we
are
muddled
of
them
were
bugs
Moran
there
was
a
man
among
the
dead
named
albert
wienshank
who
very
very
unfortunately
for
him
looked
an
awful
lot
like
bugs
Moran
and
he
was
the
guy
that
Capone's
men
had
seen
go
into
the
wheelhouse
bugs
Moran
and
several
other
accomplices
had
actually
arrived
late
and
as
they
were
approached
in
the
wheelhouse
they'd
seen
the
fake
police
car
parked
outside
so
they
decided
to
hide
and
what
from
a
distance
and
then
as
soon
as
they
held
the
gunshots
coming
from
inside
they
all
decided
to
run
away
so
see
if
Capone's
hat
men
had
just
waited
ten
minutes
they
would
have
actually
got
Moran
instead
all
they
got
was
just
a
guy
that
came
to
looks
like
him
another
thing
that
went
slightly
wrong
was
worth
a
one
of
the
victims
a
man
named
Frank
gusenberg
he
was
actually
still
alive
and
when
the
real
police
arrived
on
the
scene
and
found
that
he
was
still
breathin
they
had
him
rushed
to
hospital
Frank
dead
eventually
died
of
his
wounds
but
before
he
died
the
police
tried
to
interrogate
him
to
find
out
who
carried
out
the
Hat
however
the
mafia
code
of
silence
is
a
very
real
thing
so
when
the
police
asked
him
who
shot
you
despite
being
shot
14
times
Frank
replied
no
one
shot
me
Frank
was
actually
the
inspiration
for
the
Simpsons
characters
Johnny
tight
lips
Gianni
pike
lips
where
they
hit
you
I
ain't
saying
nothing
well
why
do
I
call
it
doctor
Don
to
suck
on
lemon
this
event
became
known
as
the
st.
Valentine's
Day
Massacre
and
the
petrels
of
the
aftermath
while
shield
vary
widely
in
the
press
I'm
not
going
to
show
them
in
this
video
because
I
don't
want
to
get
straight
right
just
just
google
them
no
even
though
the
police
couldn't
prove
it
was
Capone
everybody
knew
it
was
Capone
even
the
public
and
the
horror
of
this
event
have
actually
really
badly
damaged
Capone's
public
reputation
so
much
that
Capone
lost
a
massive
amount
of
public
support
it
was
at
this
point
the
honest
cops
and
other
honest
people
saw
their
chance
to
finally
start
making
some
serious
moves
against
Capone
a
team
of
cops
and
prohibition
agents
were
assembled
under
the
leadership
of
a
man
called
Eliot
Ness
and
these
guys
will
specifically
packed
purely
because
they
did
not
take
bribes
and
there
were
a
hundred
percent
honest
and
they
refused
to
be
put
in
Capone's
pocket
and
because
they
refused
to
take
bribes
and
they
refused
to
be
bought
out
they
were
referred
to
as
The
Untouchables
you've
probably
seen
the
movie
The
Untouchables
well
Eliot
Ness
is
portrayed
as
the
great
bag
here
or
the
brought
down
now
no
way
or
Eliot
Ness
and
his
team
of
untouchables
certainly
where
the
thorn
and
Capone
side-by
raid
any
speakeasies
and
ridden
his
illegal
breweries
and
reality
Eliot
Ness
played
pretty
much
no
role
at
all
in
Capone's
downfall
that
was
all
just
fluffed
up
for
cinema
fun
fact
Al
Capone's
own
brother
was
a
prohibition
agent
and
Nebraska
but
he
changed
his
name
to
a
chav
heart
a
lot
of
people
thinking
that
that's
to
sort
of
Destin's
himself
from
Al
Capone
another
thing
that
was
featured
in
the
movie
and
those
are
very
common
removed
without
Capone
as
the
infamous
scene
where
he
beats
three
of
his
men
to
death
with
a
baseball
bat
because
they
were
plotting
against
him
never
happened
again
that
was
just
another
thing
that
Hollywood
made
up
send
so
many
people
were
now
making
moves
against
Capone
he
was
getting
indicted
on
all
kinds
of
charges
mostly
prohibition
violations
and
contempt
of
court
charges
but
the
course
were
framed
that
are
almost
impossible
to
make
any
of
these
charges
stack
purely
because
so
many
people
and
the
system
while
on
Capone's
payroll
and
they
were
making
it
as
hard
as
they
possibly
could
for
any
of
these
charges
to
stack
against
Capone
they
wanted
to
keep
collecting
the
bribes
they
wanted
to
protect
the
cash
Co
so
they
were
doing
everything
they
could
to
sabotage
all
of
the
state's
attempts
to
go
after
Capone
also
Capone
was
buying
off
and
threatening
the
juries
Capone
had
ruled
over
Chicago
with
an
iron
fist
for
very
many
years
he
conducted
Bauman's
gangland
hats
sometimes
in
broad
daylight
he
controlled
countless
illegal
bookies
speakeasies
brothels
he
had
his
finger
done
pretty
much
every
single
criminal
PI
throughout
the
entire
city
and
he
just
kept
getting
away
with
it
because
he
had
pretty
much
the
entire
city
and
his
pocket
the
man
was
pretty
much
an
untouchable
himself
but
the
thing
that
finally
brought
down
Al
Capone
as
a
thing
that
everyone
hates
something
so
vile
so
disgusting
so
diabolical
that
it
can
make
even
the
strongest
of
men
weep
taxes
the
IRS
Special
Investigations
Unit
noticed
the
Al
Capone
had
a
very
lavish
and
luxurious
lifestyle
because
he
was
kind
enough
to
plaster
all
over
the
media
for
them
to
see
the
IRS
also
noticed
the
Al
Capone
had
never
ever
failed
a
tax
return
there
was
a
lot
of
back
and
forth
between
Al
Capone's
lawyers
and
the
IRS
you
know
a
few
fur
girls
handed
over
here
and
there
a
few
statistics
over
here
a
few
forms
fell
though
saying
on
the
dotted
Lane
do
you
have
copies
of
these
receipts
do
you
have
copies
of
these
statements
yeah
of
it
was
good
enough
[ __ ]
was
guilty
and
boom
Al
Capone
was
arrested
and
charged
with
tax
evasion
Capone
walked
endless
charges
thinking
that
he
would
be
able
to
make
it
gory
in
the
same
way
that
he
made
the
other
charges
go
away
a
few
Braves
over
here
a
few
threats
over
there
pilling
a
few
strings
over
here
just
to
make
all
of
this
nasty
thing
you
know
just
go
away
and
if
worst
comes
to
worst
it
could
cut
a
deal
with
the
prosecutors
well
if
he
pled
guilty
he
would
get
sentenced
to
only
a
year
in
pleasent
out
in
four
months
unfortunately
Judge
James
hell
bopped
wilkinson
who
was
presiding
over
the
case
was
prepared
for
this
this
judge
bent
pretty
much
every
single
rule
that
he
could
to
absolutely
ensure
that
Al
Capone
could
not
weasel
his
way
in
this
one
and
that
this
judge
absolutely
could
convict
him
and
the
first
thing
that
the
judge
did
was
rape
before
the
trial
started
he
switched
the
jury
he
switched
the
jury
to
people
who
not
only
could
not
be
braved
but
he
switched
the
jury
to
people
who
well
in
favor
of
prohibition
but
wait
until
you
hear
this
the
judge
actually
blocked
Al
Capone
from
entering
a
guilty
plea
know
whenever
you
want
to
plead
guilty
to
a
judge
the
judges
are
usually
yes
get
me
that
guilty
plea
you
get
me
that
guilty
plea
right
now
let's
get
this
over
and
done
with
I've
got
golf
at
four
clock
followed
by
an
Asian
appetite
massage
you
get
me
that
guilty
plea
right
now
inject
that
[ __ ]
right
into
my
veins
get
me
that
guilty
plea
I've
got
stuff
to
do
the
reason
that
the
judge
blocked
the
guilty
plea
as
if
Al
Capone
was
allowed
to
plead
guilty
then
he
would
get
the
deal
that
he
made
with
the
prosecutors
and
the
judge
did
not
want
that
the
judge
thought
that
that
was
much
too
late
a
sentence
and
this
judge
was
absolutely
hell-bent
on
puttin
al
capone
away
for
as
long
as
he
possibly
could
so
the
judge
blocked
Al
Capone's
guilty
plea
forcing
everyone
to
go
ahead
with
a
full
trial
which
means
at
the
end
of
the
trial
when
Al
Capone
would
inevitably
be
found
guilty
the
judge
himself
would
be
able
to
pass
the
sentence
and
he
planned
to
make
this
the
harshest
and
longest
sentence
that
he
could
possibly
give
him
Capone
and
his
legal
team
but
pretty
goddamn
post
and
I
really
can't
blame
them
because
this
judge
was
being
pray
god
damn
shady
and
making
sure
that
he
absolutely
would
be
able
to
nail
Capone
across
and
after
a
lot
of
back
and
forth
and
after
the
trial
went
on
for
a
while
and
after
several
attempts
from
Capone
to
use
these
old
tracks
to
make
the
charge
go
away
of
it
what
and
on
october
of
1931
Al
Capone
was
found
guilty
of
tax
evasion
and
he
was
sentenced
to
11
and
a
half
years
and
present
Al
Capone
pumped
a
lot
of
money
into
hiring
tax
expert
loyals
and
to
working
on
his
Appeals
to
get
a
sentence
quashed
however
all
of
his
appeals
were
completely
rejected
for
absolute
[ __ ]
nonsense
reasons
they
almost
felt
like
there
was
a
higher
power
at
work
here
making
sure
that
all
of
his
appeals
failed
can
relate
so
in
May
of
1932
at
the
age
of
33
Al
Capone
was
sent
to
Atlanta
US
Penitentiary
at
his
pleasant
medical
exam
Al
Capone
was
diagnosed
with
syphilis
and
gonorrhea
and
he
was
also
suffering
withdrawal
symptoms
from
his
cocaine
addiction
where
it
had
been
so
bad
that
he'd
actually
perforated
his
nasal
septum
and
the
Atlanta
penitentiary
a
Capone
got
a
job
stretching
shoe
but
it
was
a
day
but
he
still
had
an
awful
lot
of
wealth
outside
of
the
pleasant
which
he
used
to
acquire
a
lot
of
luxuries
while
he
was
incarcerated
there
now
the
problem
was
Al
Capone
had
had
syphilis
for
so
long
and
he'd
never
bothered
to
treat
it
for
so
long
that
had
now
become
neurosyphilis
and
had
spread
to
his
brain
and
it
was
starting
to
rot
his
brain
and
it
got
so
bad
that
eventually
the
lair
of
the
Al
Capone
while
sending
to
his
family
from
prison
ended
up
becoming
unintelligible
gibberish
then
Al
Capone
was
moved
to
the
present
that
he
would
become
the
signature
prisoner
of
Alcatraz
and
while
he
was
an
Alcatraz
he
was
treated
exactly
like
the
other
prisoners
no
perks
no
benefits
no
luxuries
his
wealth
wasn't
gonna
help
him
here
Capone
found
himself
to
be
actually
pretty
hated
and
Alcatraz
and
he
was
Billy
to
play
badly
by
the
other
prisoners
he
did
buy
a
banjo
and
tried
to
join
the
presents
music
group
but
because
of
his
noodle
syphilis
he
played
really
badly
and
got
kicked
out
of
the
group
so
he
when
are
we
informed
his
own
Pleasant
band
called
The
Rock
Island
us
during
Capone's
taemin
Alcatraz
another
pres
not
actually
tried
to
kill
him
a
man
named
James
Lucas
managed
to
steal
our
Paris
easels
from
the
pleasant
barbershop
and
snuck
up
on
Capone
while
he
was
and
the
shells
and
stabbed
him
several
times
Al
Capone
survived
the
attack
but
it
required
an
awful
lot
of
stitches
when
James
was
asked
why
he
tried
to
kill
al
capone
James
said
that
it
was
revenge
because
our
Capone
had
actually
although
the
Hat
on
James
in
the
past
as
the
years
went
on
Capone's
noodle
cephalus
was
getting
even
worse
and
he
actually
ended
up
spent
in
the
last
year
of
his
sentence
and
the
pleasant
hospital
before
he
was
finally
paroled
and
1939
and
I
think
the
reason
they
paroled
him
is
because
his
mental
state
had
deteriorated
so
much
the
they
must
have
felt
that
it
was
impossible
for
him
to
be
a
father
danger
to
the
public
after
he
was
released
from
President
Al
Capone
was
referred
to
Johns
Hopkins
Hospital
to
get
treatment
for
his
noodle
syphilis
but
they
refused
he
had
Matan
because
he
was
Al
Capone
Union
Memorial
Hospital
however
accepted
him
and
they
try
tea
tree
is
neurosyphilis
and
he
remained
them
there
until
1940
but
eventually
they
decided
that
had
gone
untreated
for
so
long
and
it
advanced
too
much
that
there
was
nothing
further
that
they
could
do
for
him
so
after
he
was
released
from
hospital
Al
Capone
retire
to
Palm
Beach
Florida
to
go
and
live
with
his
family
and
the
mansion
that
he
bought
for
them
before
he
was
locked
up
as
time
went
on
Capone's
mind
was
deteriorating
more
and
more
due
to
the
neurosyphilis
and
1946
the
family
physician
during
an
examination
determined
that
Capone
now
had
the
mental
capacity
of
a
twelve-year-old
child
he
was
finding
it
harder
and
harder
to
do
even
the
most
basic
of
tasks
or
even
take
care
of
himself
so
he
ended
up
having
to
be
taken
care
of
around-the-clock
by
his
family
Capone's
mind
was
so
gone
that
he
ended
up
having
hallucinations
that
people
he
had
whacked
and
the
past
was
sitting
across
from
him
and
he
would
sit
down
and
have
fill
conversations
with
these
hallucinations
of
people
that
he
had
killed
in
the
past
then
in
1947
several
medical
conditions
one
after
the
other
are
what
finally
killed
Al
Capone
first
they
had
a
stroke
then
were
recovering
from
the
stroke
he
contracted
bronchopneumonia
then
way
of
suffering
from
bronchial
pneumonia
he
suffered
a
cardiac
arrest
and
had
to
be
revived
but
then
a
few
days
later
Al
Capone
finally
died
of
heart
failure
he
died
surrounded
by
his
family
has
Florida
mansion
and
he
was
buried
at
Mount
Olivet
Cemetery
and
Chicago
but
his
remains
were
eventually
moved
to
Mount
Carmel
cemetery
and
Jose
Dillon
Oy
Al
Capone's
legacy
that
he
left
behind
influenced
an
awful
lot
of
things
primarily
an
organized
crime
you
know
they
learned
from
his
talents
but
they
also
learned
from
his
mistakes
for
example
Al
Capone
constantly
paraded
himself
through
the
media
but
after
Al
Capone
went
Pleasant
the
control
of
the
criminal
empire
transferred
to
someone
else
who
didn't
want
to
make
that
mistake
the
person
who
took
over
from
Al
Capone
flew
completely
under
the
radar
so
much
so
that
to
this
day
no
one
really
knows
who
it
was
there
are
a
few
names
and
a
list
of
who
it
possibly
could
be
but
sadly
those
no
facts
so
to
this
day
no
one's
really
a
hundred
percent
sure
who
actually
took
over
after
Al
Capone
and
that
became
the
sort
of
standard
practice
for
crane
bosses
whenever
someone
new
would
take
over
the
criminal
empire
they
would
say
to
themselves
okay
what
mistakes
did
my
play
this
si
make
I'm
not
going
to
make
those
mistakes
and
then
when
that
guy
went
to
jail
the
next
person
would
ask
that
question
and
then
the
next
person
and
then
the
next
person
and
it
just
became
the
sort
of
iterative
process
of
crane
bosses
locking
them
down
and
perfecting
the
technique
more
and
more
and
more
until
eventually
you
got
crane
bosses
that
were
almost
impossible
to
catch
and
almost
impossible
to
convict
because
they
would
not
make
any
of
the
mistakes
that
the
play
the
settles
are
done
prohibition
was
repealed
in
1933
but
the
brothels
the
illegal
gambling
the
racketeering
extortion
and
all
of
that
still
continued
even
though
al
capone
wasn't
around
anymore
it's
just
that
the
criminal
underworld
was
nowhere
near
as
violent
as
it
was
under
Capone
that
absolutely
was
still
hats
that
absolutely
was
though
hats
but
there
was
just
nowhere
near
as
many
hats
as
that
had
been
under
Capone's
rule
it's
been
said
that
over
a
hundred
people
have
been
modeled
under
the
orders
of
Al
Capone
no
33
of
these
killings
have
been
proven
to
for
a
fact
be
because
of
Al
Capone
but
all
of
the
other
killings
well
we
know
it
was
Al
Capone
we
just
haven't
been
able
to
prove
er
but
one
of
the
primary
things
of
Al
Capone's
legacy
was
he
pretty
much
built
the
foundation
on
which
modern
organized
crane
operates
Bravin
the
police
voted
on
your
money
through
legitimate
businesses
doing
charitable
stuff
that
won
the
favor
of
the
public
making
sure
that
you've
gets
any
officials
on
your
pockets
all
of
that
is
stuff
that
is
stolen
to
this
day
and
the
reason
it
got
popularized
was
because
of
Al
Capone
but
his
legacy
doesn't
just
say
template
for
the
way
modern
organized
crane
conducts
itself
it
also
set
the
template
for
the
way
the
gangsters
are
portrayed
and
cinema
and
are
still
being
portrayed
you
know
how
they
stereo
tape
gangster
thing
that
you
see
in
movies
and
then
cartoons
the
DARPA
lead
race
gentleman
with
the
trench
coat
wielding
the
tommy
gun
that
was
Capone
and
his
name
that
was
the
way
they
dressed
and
the
tommy
gun
was
the
weapon
of
choice
and
that
image
was
so
influential
that
even
still
to
this
day
that
is
the
way
that
gangsters
are
stole
portrayed
and
media
at
the
end
of
the
day
the
man
was
a
bad
bad
bastard
I
want
to
make
that
very
clear
Al
Capone
was
a
very
bad
bad
bastard
but
if
I'd
also
leave
a
legacy
behind
that
pretty
much
set
the
template
for
the
way
modern
organized
crime
conducts
itself
and
also
the
template
for
how
gangsters
are
portrayed
and
media
and
then
cinema
and
the
way
that
they'll
stow
being
portrayed
to
this
day
almost
a
hundred
years
later
but
despite
the
legacy
despite
the
power
and
despite
the
wealth
the
man
was
finally
brought
down
by
two
of
the
worst
things
that
the
world
has
ever
seen
taxes
and
the
thought
with
a
Dobby
vagina
it's
out
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You
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how's
it
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my
name
is
kevin
and
today
we're
playing
cooking
mama
i
was
under
the
impression
it
was
actually
cooking
someone's
mom
i
guess
i
was
wrong
and
that's
what
i
get
for
judging
a
book
by
its
cover
there
is
a
lesson
to
be
learned
here
and
i'm
glad
to
teach
it
to
you
god
you
get
a
lot
of
wisdom
from
my
channel
wii
games
never
work
good
with
my
setup
i'm
always
way
too
close
to
the
sensor
no
one
expected
to
be
next
to
their
tv
like
this
it's
all
right
i
can
i
can
change
it
up
i'm
versatile
as
a
professional
at
what
i
do
nope
okay
that's
staying
there
all
right
i
guess
this
is
what
we're
dealing
with
all
right
like
the
great
chef
walter
white
used
to
say
let's
cook
i
don't
even
know
what
minestrone
is
really
to
be
honest
pudding
that
sounds
alright
i
can
do
pudding
shake
it
the
wii
remote
gently
and
try
to
tap
the
egg
on
the
bowl
okay
um
i'll
try
something
tells
me
this
is
gonna
be
way
harder
than
i
thought
it
was
gonna
be
go
oh
jesus
christ
why
was
there
a
light
bulb
in
my
egg
did
i
get
it
i
got
it
fantastic
wait
i
gotta
do
five
of
them
stop
not
mine
at
least
i
can't
understand
her
calling
me
an
idiot
because
i
don't
speak
japanese
i'm
guessing
time's
running
out
hurry
[Music]
thank
you
very
good
i
spilled
eggs
everywhere
but
thanks
mama
what's
next
use
clues
to
add
correct
items
to
bowl
no
can
you
not
just
give
me
a
recipe
please
sweet
jesus
what
even
are
these
egg
yeah
i've
got
egg
already
what
what
is
this
what
is
this
okay
we
need
to
pour
this
in
pour
it
in
oh
my
god
that
was
a
lot
of
vanilla
essence
wait
no
pour
it
in
yes
i
understand
they
showed
me
the
full
picture
my
guy's
still
just
staring
at
it
yes
okay
we
got
it
it
just
seems
like
we
have
to
add
everything
yeah
we
do
why
the
hell
did
it
matter
then
i
could
have
just
thrown
them
all
in
wonderful
better
than
a
mama
used
to
make
it
point
the
wii
remote
down
and
hold
it
vertically
move
it
around
and
round
to
mix
if
you
mix
too
high
i
don't
need
to
read
the
rest
i'm
ready
i
don't
need
to
know
what'll
happen
if
i
mix
too
hard
i
assume
it'll
be
done
faster
oh
my
god
oh
god
why
didn't
i
wear
my
wrist
strap
this
is
so
dangerous
now
i
understand
why
they
always
tell
you
to
wear
it
so
you
could
take
an
eye
out
with
this
thing
okay
i
made
it
out
safe
and
sound
you
know
what
they
say
good
cooking
is
dangerous
what
is
it
if
you
can't
stand
the
heat
you
don't
get
in
the
kitchen
or
something
a
tidy
kitchen
tidy
mind
is
throwing
a
lot
of
you
there
just
a
lot
of
words
start
i
don't
want
to
read
i
want
to
cook
why
are
you
not
starting
it
knows
i'm
not
wearing
my
wrist
strap
hold
on
i
want
to
put
it
on
because
this
is
dangerous
oh
look
at
that
goopy
mess
i
don't
like
that
at
all
keep
going
i'll
say
when
i
just
want
the
customers
to
get
extra
bang
for
their
buck
what
am
i
even
making
again
oh
yeah
pudding
okay
no
this
isn't
going
to
look
good
at
all
man
i
thought
they
were
like
cupcakes
and
i
was
like
they'll
be
flowing
over
the
top
it'll
be
really
nice
you'll
get
a
load
of
cupcake
for
your
money
but
that's
not
enough
okay
it
seems
like
i
have
to
overflow
it
mama
that
what
why
is
that
not
enough
okay
i
got
one
of
them
good
every
other
one
of
them
overflowed
all
right
now
we
need
to
bake
them
tilt
the
wii
remote
while
pushing
the
ap
you
know
what
i'll
figure
it
out
i'm
fine
i
don't
know
why
i
keep
reading
reading
is
boring
and
lame
oh
[ __ ]
what
do
i
do
oh
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
i
think
i
have
ruined
them
oh
my
god
she's
getting
angry
she's
saying
she'll
help
me
but
her
eyes
are
on
fire
shake
the
wii
remote
diagonally
okay
got
it
that's
i
just
need
the
first
line
that's
all
i
need
the
kitchen
must
be
a
state
there
will
be
eggs
and
pudding
everywhere
do
i
get
to
eat
it
now
at
least
virtually
do
i
pick
up
the
spoon
click
results
i
don't
understand
okay
all
right
mama
what
are
we
cooking
next
scrambled
eggs
now
stay
away
from
eggs
fine
i'll
make
my
enemy
soup
what
is
this
doing
what
is
this
doing
okay
yeah
go
go
go
go
go
go
just
waving
to
you
guys
i
love
cooking
wait
oh
it
fell
in
perfect's
sake
i
don't
know
if
we
can
use
that
they
still
gave
me
a
good
for
some
reason
what
is
this
i
don't
even
know
what
this
is
is
it
a
potato
it
could
be
a
potato
please
shave
come
on
i'm
not
good
at
shaving
there's
a
reason
i
don't
do
it
this
is
very
therapeutic
actually
just
peeling
potatoes
oh
god
i
didn't
know
there
was
more
to
do
what
the
hell
is
this
thing
it's
not
peeling
mama
you
set
me
up
here
mama
okay
i
got
some
of
the
peel
does
that
count
good
it
does
apparently
oh
was
a
potato
how
what
do
i
do
what
do
i
lassoed
me
up
some
potato
i
don't
know
what
movement
to
do
i
know
it's
saying
down
but
it's
not
doing
anything
this
isn't
this
isn't
working
i've
never
felt
so
intelligent
in
my
life
oh
wait
hold
on
i
think
if
you
hold
b
the
arrow
goes
away
but
it
doesn't
actually
accomplish
anything
come
on
do
it
potato
potato
look
down
the
music
is
very
patronizing
by
the
way
what
do
i
do
we
can
do
this
we
can
figure
this
out
i'm
a
very
intelligent
man
why
is
it
not
doing
anything
i've
pressed
all
the
buttons
and
i
have
done
every
movement
known
to
man
and
it
is
not
accomplishing
anything
i'm
just
doing
a
little
dance
for
the
music
now
it's
not
helping
we're
just
skipping
that
and
apparently
i'll
just
throw
the
whole
potato
in
okay
this
is
working
i
think
okay
it's
slightly
working
all
right
there
we
go
hurry
up
come
on
jesus
this
is
some
chunky
bacon
good
at
least
something
actually
got
caught
this
time
i
think
mama's
gonna
cut
me
soon
if
i
don't
improve
wait
what
do
i
do
do
i
just
drop
them
all
in
all
in
at
once
let's
go
it
speeds
things
up
oh
god
something's
done
something's
done
how
do
i
finish
click
finish
before
it
burns
i
think
i'm
done
only
one
thing
burned
at
what
and
what
do
i
add
this
okay
good
fantastic
medium
i
what
mix
how
do
i
mix
ah
no
no
hold
on
complete
i
think
mama
made
her
own
or
else
just
printed
out
a
picture
of
what
i
was
supposed
to
make
because
that
is
not
what
i
made
mine
would
just
be
a
load
of
liquid
with
a
full
potato
sitting
inside
it
oh
look
it's
me
cream
puff
lasagna
that
does
sound
tempting
oh
that
is
a
meal
i
can
actually
make
popcorn
fantastic
let's
make
popcorn
wait
we're
not
using
a
microwave
oh
jesus
we're
in
trouble
now
we're
in
uncharted
waters
people
is
this
is
this
good
what
how
is
it
already
burned
the
popcorn
burnt
in
like
a
second
when
the
bottle
gets
big
shake
the
wii
remote
what
bottle
over
seasoning
the
popcorn
is
it
oh
my
god
it
looks
so
awful
why
does
it
matter
which
one
i
use
they
are
all
salted
a
little
bit
a
little
bit
no
mama
that
was
a
lot
i
put
a
lot
of
salt
on
that
burnt
popcorn
honestly
how
long
i
cooked
it
it
must
have
just
been
kernels
like
we
want
some
salted
kernels
well
that
just
looks
fabulous
i
love
the
presentation
of
the
dish
you're
through
to
the
next
round
that's
what
they'd
say
to
me
if
i
was
on
a
cooking
show
they're
just
burning
alive
spaghetti
and
squid
ink
that
sounds
easy
let's
do
that
one
it's
like
i
just
failed
popcorn
and
look
at
the
state
of
this
thing
look
how
complicated
it
is
luckily
they're
doing
stages
that
i
already
know
what
i'm
doing
with
like
eggs
this
will
give
me
an
advantage
because
i'm
unwilling
to
read
the
instructions
no
how
did
that
happen
i
only
tapped
it
once
excellent
mama
says
as
she
smiles
back
at
me
wonderful
better
than
mama
she's
like
i
dropped
an
egg
and
she's
like
oh
that's
better
than
i
could
do
she's
way
too
kind
to
me
and
honestly
like
i
i
look
nothing
like
her
i
think
she's
taking
me
under
her
wing
but
that's
even
better
she
chose
me
instead
of
getting
stuck
with
me
cake
flour
oh
no
oh
no
oh
no
what
am
i
doing
what
am
i
doing
he
wants
yellow
but
it's
in
the
other
bowl
what
this
one
you
want
this
one
don't
we
just
add
everything
in
the
end
anyway
i
don't
understand
does
the
like
order
matter
oh
no
i
gave
them
salmonella
oh
my
god
is
this
my
hand
god
they
look
so
weird
in
wee
graphics
why
are
you
spinning
it
i'm
just
moving
forward
come
on
move
forward
wonderful
mama
she
sounds
sarcastic
i
think
mama's
actually
being
really
mean
to
me
oh
rolling
i
know
how
to
do
this
okay
apparently
i
don't
dog
okay
it's
slightly
working
this
is
pathetic
this
one
my
parents
did
to
me
that's
why
i'm
so
lanky
okay
okay
we
can
do
this
don't
wait
no
no
no
hold
on
hold
on
we're
not
doing
it
right
actually
hold
on
okay
yeah
cut
cut
no
oh
jesus
this
is
going
horribly
i
thought
i
could
actually
do
it
i
don't
know
what
that
means
like
it's
coming
up
with
a
circle
i
don't
know
if
that's
good
i
don't
know
if
it's
bad
i
don't
know
if
it's
my
score
i
honestly
have
no
idea
okay
well
i
got
very
good
oh
my
god
what's
wrong
with
mama
what's
she
doing
what
is
going
on
is
that
i'm
going
to
pass
i
i
don't
want
to
see
this
that
was
really
scary
how
do
i
mix
okay
let's
try
there
we
did
it
add
add
add
hi
do
i
get
high
i
don't
understand
okay
back
with
the
pasta
oh
my
god
pastor
kevin
is
an
idiot
i'm
missing
all
of
it
how
is
this
even
possible
like
what
so
much
past
is
on
the
floor
but
mama
still
says
i
did
good
god
i'm
gonna
be
a
useless
child
if
everything
i
do
they're
just
like
oh
you
did
great
son
oh
yes
squid
i
forgot
this
was
even
in
it
what
do
i
do
am
i
petting
the
squid
yeah
pet
the
squid
pet
the
squid
oh
no
i
pet
him
too
hard
like
every
other
animal
i
pet
he
ends
up
dead
oh
what
am
i
i
don't
want
to
see
this
what
is
happening
oh
this
is
what
it
should
have
looked
like
luckily
no
matter
what
i
mess
up
on
mama's
like
here's
one
i
prepared
earlier
and
just
pulls
it
out
this
is
the
one
that
i
don't
know
how
to
do
it
i
again
didn't
read
oh
wait
i
figured
it
out
i
think
i
don't
even
know
what
i'm
doing
i'm
just
pressing
kind
of
all
the
buttons
at
once
and
going
up
and
down
i'm
ready
chop
those
vegetables
wait
that's
garlic
that's
for
the
vampires
we're
not
putting
that
in
the
dish
not
a
garlic
fan
let's
just
throw
it
all
in
there
come
on
it's
more
efficient
to
just
get
it
all
in
there
i
don't
want
to
keep
our
patrons
waiting
oh
my
god
it's
going
on
fire
okay
um
i
think
everything
is
burning
are
we
done
some
things
just
fell
out
and
some
things
are
cremated
but
we're
done
and
that's
all
that
matters
so
many
steps
you
were
giving
me
false
hope
honestly
if
that's
how
it
looks
good
i
really
don't
want
to
see
what
mine
looked
like
also
i
read
that
it's
spaghetti
and
sand
that's
like
i'll
take
a
dish
i
love
sand
i
love
the
coarse
texture
and
it
just
gets
everywhere
you
know
i
think
american
dishes
is
where
my
my
real
skill
lies
bread
i
love
bread
wait
i've
forgotten
how
to
do
this
oh
that
was
tough
move
the
weirdo
left
and
right
and
catch
the
falling
ingredients
with
the
bread
where
are
they
coming
from
move
oh
my
god
this
is
pointless
i'm
not
even
moving
it
and
it's
just
moving
out
of
the
way
what
is
happening
i'm
trying
to
make
this
as
healthy
as
possible
i'm
only
getting
the
vegetables
okay
i
think
that's
enough
i
really
feel
like
that's
enough
it's
just
a
lot
of
bread
with
tons
of
tomato
and
lettuce
in
it
and
i
just
missed
the
meat
the
sausage
just
went
right
by
me
oh
this
game
is
fantastic
decorate
as
you
like
all
fantastic
i
get
to
draw
a
picture
on
the
hot
dog
that's
not
bad
actually
that's
pretty
good
let's
put
in
a
little
face
as
well
yeah
that's
nice
that
was
my
best
dish
yes
burger
i
won't
make
burger
this
time
i'm
gonna
try
and
make
it
with
meat
oh
i
caught
that
by
accident
how
did
i
do
that
oh
okay
it's
working
now
how
come
this
wouldn't
work
earlier
i
think
i've
just
improved
as
a
chef
i've
learned
a
lot
in
these
past
like
20
minutes
come
on
shake
it
shake
it
shake
shake
it
shake
it
shake
shake
it
shake
it
like
a
polaroid
picture
i
know
what
this
is
going
to
be
already
this
is
going
to
be
it
isn't
it
yes
i'm
starting
to
learn
how
the
game
works
go go
go
go
go
go
go
go
go
come
on
come
on
we
got
customers
waiting
for
our
signature
dish
i
hope
this
is
going
to
be
your
signature
ditch
because
i
don't
think
people
are
going
to
go
for
salted
kernels
or
[ __ ]
you
hot
dogs
without
any
meat
in
fact
i'm
not
sure
we
can
call
them
hot
dogs
if
they're
like
that
i
guess
it's
just
hot
we
can
heat
them
up
because
there's
no
dog
we
got
an
order
for
one
[ __ ]
you
a
hot
[ __ ]
you
please
oh
i'm
good
at
this
or
they
are
i
say
it
great
oh
i
can
physically
hear
people
unsubscribing
oh
sweet
jesus
this
one
is
so
stupid
i
don't
get
it
it's
because
i
don't
get
it
it's
stupid
come
on
give
me
a
useful
square
jesus
like
you're
not
supposed
to
be
doing
that
stop
feeling
it
like
that
stop
feeling
it
just
move
it
the
way
it's
saying
to
move
it
come
on
oh
my
god
why
are
my
hands
bent
like
that
oh
god
this
doesn't
look
right
at
all
for
some
reason
it's
all
in
the
wrist
a
lot
of
wrist
action
there
well
grab
some
more
come
on
faster faster
you're
gonna
end
up
with
whiplash
of
the
hand
by
throwing
it
this
fast
that
slapping
noise
is
so
unsettling
as
well
i
don't
like
it
okay
this
is
all
the
meat
come
on
get
all
of
the
meat
slap
that
meat
around
oh
yes
this
is
what
i'm
talking
about
like
get
the
butter
everywhere
this
is
actually
my
strong
point
for
some
reason
wonderful
butter
than
mama
she
says
mama
you're
so
funny
oh
no
i
hate
this
one
shake
all
right
turn
over
oh
jesus
christ
how
do
i
do
that
okay
like
a
[ __ ]
pancake
okay
this
is
actually
somehow
going
well
i
think
this
might
actually
be
my
signature
dish
take
it
off
turn
it
off
you're
leaving
it
on
no
don't
leave
that
cooker
unattended
choose
freely
move
the
cursor
to
the
icons
and
pile
up
the
ingredients
as
you
like
give
me
the
butter
oh
yeah
that's
a
burger
i
want
to
see
it
actually
just
got
the
word
through
they're
a
vegetarian
okay
my
apologies
oh
my
god
that's
so
much
burger
up
oh
after
all
that
she's
not
happy
with
me
you
said
as
i
like
that's
what
i
wanted
to
do
mmm
yummy
i
wish
i
could
decorate
it
i
love
how
there's
so
much
steam
coming
off
it
that
is
some
steamy
lettuce
i
hope
you're
ready
for
some
mouth-watering
steamed
lettuce
burgers
bronze
my
best
yet
dead
good
then
why
did
he
walk
out
on
us
mama
why
that
burger
they
made
looks
[ __ ]
horrible
nothing
beats
a
good
steamed
lettuce
burger
well
i'm
an
odd
fellow
but
i
must
say
i
steam
a
good
lettuce
and
we're
gonna
leave
it
at
that
i
hope
you
enjoyed
my
cooking
if
you
enjoyed
my
cooking
you're
gonna
love
my
babysitting
because
when
i
was
getting
this
game
i
didn't
realize
they
had
a
babysitting
game
and
i
was
like
oh
i'll
do
that
one
too
and
then
i
went
to
get
it
and
i
realized
it
comes
with
an
actual
doll
so
i
went
and
found
one
that
will
send
me
the
actual
doll
and
we're
gonna
become
a
babysitter
it's
gonna
be
um
interesting
i
hope
it
comes
soon
because
i'm
really
excited
uh
it's
about
time
i
have
a
baby
i
think
i
could
raise
it
right
i
could
teach
it
the
ways
of
the
world
oh
that
baby's
not
gonna
stand
a
chance
but
yeah
i
really
hope
you
enjoyed
this
i
liked
it
a
lot
actually
i've
never
played
these
cooking
mommy
games
so
it
was
fun
to
kind
of
figure
out
and
explore
but
yeah
i
hope
you
enjoyed
i
appreciate
you
watching
either
way
even
if
you
hated
it
it
still
means
a
lot
to
me
and
i
hope
to
see
you
next
time
bye
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news
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but
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and
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this
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it's
difficult
to
take
the
typical
jocular
tone
when
so
many
people
who
make
the
games
we
love
are
suffering
and
when
the
companies
that
make
those
games
are
being
absolute
[ __ ]
as
i'm
sure
you're
aware
at
this
point
activision
blizzard
has
been
at
the
center
of
a
firestorm
stemming
from
a
lawsuit
brought
by
the
state
of
california
after
a
two-year
investigation
into
blizzard's
alleged
culture
of
discrimination
harassment
and
worse
i
will
pause
here
and
say
the
contents
of
this
lawsuit
are
pretty
real
and
if
you'd
prefer
not
to
hear
the
details
you
can
skip
ahead
to
the
time
on
screen
the
state
of
california
suit
bought
on
behalf
of
a
number
of
victims
alleges
that
blizzard
has
long
sustained
a
toxic
bro
culture
where
men
are
advanced
in
their
careers
while
more
deserving
women
are
left
behind
an
issue
particularly
affecting
women
of
color
the
suit
alleges
that
women
would
have
to
pick
up
the
slack
for
men
who
spent
most
of
their
days
playing
video
games
instead
of
working
and
one
story
of
a
woman
who
was
told
she
couldn't
get
a
promotion
because
she
might
get
pregnant
and
like
being
a
mum
too
much
beyond
the
systemic
imbalances
there
were
also
allegations
of
straight-up
harassment
one
story
alleges
that
male
blizzard
staff
would
engage
in
what
are
called
cube
crawls
where
men
would
get
horrendously
drunk
in
the
office
and
then
crawl
from
cubicle
to
cubicle
harassing
women
as
they
went
the
most
alarming
allegation
related
to
a
woman
who
took
her
own
life
while
on
a
company
trip
with
her
male
supervisor
she
had
been
subjected
to
intense
sexual
harassment
prior
to
her
death
including
the
sharing
of
nude
pictures
at
a
company
holiday
party
says
the
complaint
there's
a
lot
more
stuff
in
here
a
lot
and
all
of
it
paints
a
gruesome
picture
of
a
company
culture
that
was
unfair
unequal
hostile
and
ultimately
dangerous
blizzard's
response
to
this
has
been
catastrophically
bad
immediately
flushing
any
of
the
benefit
of
the
doubt
people
might
have
extended
straight
down
the
toilet
their
first
response
provided
via
spokesperson
to
jason
schrei
of
bloomberg
was
flat
out
denials
calling
all
the
allegations
quote
distorted
and
in
many
cases
false
end
quote
and
even
went
as
so
far
as
to
directly
attack
the
californian
agency
bringing
the
suit
quote
it
is
this
type
of
irresponsible
behavior
from
unaccountable
state
bureaucrats
that
are
driving
many
of
the
state's
best
businesses
out
of
california
i
mean
jesus
christ
what
a
thing
to
say
in
a
moment
like
this
blizzard
president
j
alan
brack
his
email
to
blizzard
staff
wasn't
much
better
he
claims
he
spent
his
career
fighting
against
bro
culture
but
certainly
didn't
provide
any
examples
to
back
that
up
it's
a
big
claim
given
that
jay
directly
managed
someone
named
extensively
in
the
californian
suit
one
alex
afrasiabi
who
apparently
received
little
more
than
a
slap
on
the
wrist
from
brac
despite
an
alleged
long-running
pattern
of
harassing
behavior
more
pointedly
brac's
note
didn't
contain
one
hint
of
acknowledgement
acceptance
or
apology
no
doubt
in
line
with
blizzard's
strategy
of
tooling
up
for
the
coming
lawsuit
retired
blizzard
founder
mike
morheim
and
retired
luminary
chris
metzen
both
put
out
statements
of
their
own
and
they
did
contain
apologies
moreham
said
quote
to
the
women
of
blizzard
who
experienced
any
of
these
things
i
am
extremely
sorry
i
failed
you
end
quote
while
matson
said
quote
we
failed
and
i'm
sorry
to
all
of
you
at
blizzard
i
offer
you
my
deepest
apologies
for
the
part
i
played
in
a
culture
that
fostered
harassment
inequality
and
indifference
end
quote
their
contrition
met
a
mixed
reception
with
some
appreciating
these
men
taking
responsibility
for
their
part
in
all
this
and
others
commenting
that
their
words
meant
little
since
they
didn't
act
when
they
had
the
chance
i
tell
you
who's
not
contrite
though
former
director
of
homeland
security
under
president
george
w
bush
and
activision
blizzard's
current
head
of
compliance
fran
townsend
she
sent
out
an
email
to
staff
which
she
claimed
that
the
suit
quote
presented
a
distorted
and
untrue
picture
of
our
company
including
factually
incorrect
old
and
out
of
context
stories
some
from
more
than
a
decade
ago
end
quote
she
would
go
on
to
tout
the
suit
wasn't
describing
the
activision
that
she
knew
and
loved
the
problem
with
that
she
joined
the
company
in
march
as
a
super
senior
executive
how
the
[ __ ]
was
she
gonna
have
any
idea
what
it's
like
for
the
troops
on
the
ground
who
have
been
living
these
stories
for
the
better
part
of
their
careers
even
in
the
context
of
needing
to
prepare
a
legal
defense
townsend's
response
was
a
staggeringly
tone-deaf
overreach
in
both
its
intention
and
its
substance
staff
of
blizzard
are
absolutely
not
having
it
dozens
of
activision
blizzard
staff
have
taken
to
social
media
to
confirm
many
of
the
allegations
made
in
the
suit
quote
i
stand
with
the
activision
blizzard
victims
and
believe
their
stories
tweeted
blizzard
ux
director
nikki
crenshaw
to
claim
that
these
stories
are
factually
incorrect
or
untrue
is
a
slap
in
the
face
to
current
and
form
employees
and
does
not
represent
my
core
values
in
addition
to
social
media
statements
a
number
of
blizzard
staff
stopped
working
in
solidarity
with
those
who
have
suffered
with
one
developer
commenting
that
quote
almost
no
work
is
being
done
on
world
of
warcraft
right
now
while
this
obscenity
plays
out
end
quote
just
today
over
1
000
current
and
former
blizzard
staff
signed
an
open
letter
calling
the
company's
response
to
the
discrimination
lawsuit
abhorrent
and
insulting
which
yeah
sounds
about
right
if
you've
read
any
of
the
official
comms
coming
out
of
blizzard
protests
were
also
to
be
found
in
one
unlikely
location
oroboss
city
a
group
of
wow
players
have
been
staging
a
sit-in
at
one
of
wow's
major
cities
to
make
clear
that
players
stand
behind
those
affected
by
blizzard's
alleged
toxic
culture
various
player
communities
forums
and
subreddits
have
all
expressed
their
disgust
at
the
allegations
with
many
people
choosing
to
boycott
activision
blizzard
products
until
decisive
action
is
taken
another
group
applying
a
boycott
is
the
game's
media
in
a
first
at
least
as
far
as
i
can
remember
numerous
publications
including
the
gamer
prima
games
the
escapist
and
game
explain
have
said
that
they
will
not
cover
activision
blizzard
titles
until
meaningful
change
occurs
much
of
the
narrative
around
this
has
revolved
around
the
idea
of
blizzard
being
in
decline
from
its
glory
days
when
it
made
the
biggest
most
ambitious
games
ever
made
through
the
activision
blizzard
merger
to
the
failure
of
key
releases
like
diablo
iii
the
shrinking
of
wow's
population
the
death
of
starcraft
warcraft
3
reforged
then
there
was
the
blitzchang
affair
and
the
sacking
of
thousands
of
staff
while
executives
took
home
literally
hundreds
of
millions
of
dollars
it's
easy
to
see
this
as
part
of
the
story
of
blizzard's
decline
but
i
do
think
it's
important
to
remember
that
many
of
the
people
named
in
this
suit
worked
blizzard
in
those
golden
years
and
many
of
the
events
that
are
alleged
to
have
taken
place
occurred
at
a
time
when
blizzard
was
still
one
of
core
gaming's
darlings
this
is
not
a
story
of
blizzard's
decline
this
is
a
story
about
what
their
culture
was
like
at
its
peak
and
likely
still
is
today
if
the
postings
on
social
media
are
to
be
believed
as
if
to
reinforce
the
point
believe
it
or
not
this
was
not
the
only
story
of
sexual
harassment
and
inequality
in
the
games
industry
we
got
this
week
kotaku
published
a
sprawling
investigative
piece
examining
ubisoft's
singapore
studio
which
for
eight
years
has
been
trying
to
make
skull
and
bones
ubisoft's
long-awaited
pirate
game
kotaku
spoke
to
20
current
and
former
staff
members
and
found
claims
of
sexual
harassment
racial
paid
disparity
and
bullying
by
managers
the
report
claims
that
at
least
one
staff
member
suffered
repeated
unwanted
sexual
advances
from
a
co-worker
but
when
she
took
the
matter
to
hr
they
essentially
blamed
her
citing
her
body
language
and
suggested
the
whole
thing
might
have
been
a
miscommunication
based
on
cultural
differences
the
report
would
go
on
to
detail
the
toxic
management
and
alleged
sexual
harassment
perpetrated
by
the
studio's
head
a
man
named
hughes
recall
who
was
subject
to
at
least
one
sexual
harassment
claim
and
ruled
his
studio
with
an
iron
fist
an
inquiry
into
his
leadership
resulted
in
his
removal
from
the
studio
but
not
to
worry
he
got
a
job
at
ubisoft's
hq
in
paris
which
apparently
is
pretty
standard
play
for
those
deemed
too
toxic
to
be
working
in
a
studio
i
know
that
i've
devoted
a
lot
of
time
in
this
episode
to
this
topic
but
frankly
i
think
the
health
safety
and
well-being
of
the
people
making
video
games
is
pretty
important
to
talk
about
certainly
more
important
than
another
avengers
dunk
we
don't
get
to
love
video
games
the
way
we
do
unless
cool
people
make
them
and
cool
people
won't
make
video
games
if
they
get
treated
like
[ __ ]
or
worse
i'll
continue
to
cover
this
story
here
on
this
show
and
elsewhere
alright
shot
chaser
there
was
some
good
stuff
that
happened
in
the
world
of
video
games
this
week
as
well
so
let's
talk
about
that
too
this
week
ea
held
its
ea
play
webinar
talking
about
upcoming
new
releases
and
updates
to
existing
games
the
sims
is
getting
a
thing
or
has
already
gotten
a
thing
i
don't
know
i
didn't
bother
clicking
on
that
there's
a
new
grid
game
coming
out
grid
legends
it's
a
racing
game
yes
but
it's
also
meant
to
have
a
midi
story
behind
it
a
feature
pulled
straight
from
ea's
broader
sports
lineup
like
fifa
and
madden
games
where
players
follow
the
story
of
up-and-comers
as
they
move
up
their
career
ladder
apex
legends
is
getting
a
new
legend
that's
nice
ea
announced
a
new
single-player
game
tim
burton
inspired
adventure
rpg
called
lost
in
random
which
seems
to
combine
third
person
exploration
traversal
and
combat
with
tabletop
dice
roll
elements
i
love
the
art
for
this
it
looks
quite
cool
one
of
the
most
exciting
reveals
was
for
battlefield
portal
what
is
this
it's
[ __ ]
cool
that's
what
it
is
it's
essentially
a
pooling
of
remastered
assets
and
resources
from
across
the
history
of
battlefield
games
all
available
in
one
custom
game
mode
making
platform
six
maps
will
be
available
at
launch
as
well
as
a
huge
number
of
weapons
vehicles
and
gear
the
game
mode
creation
tool
allows
you
to
create
custom
game
types
similar
to
what
you
can
pull
off
in
custom
servers
only
with
a
lot
more
options
this
is
a
really
great
gift
to
the
battlefield
community
and
it's
going
to
be
fantastic
to
see
what
they
can
do
with
it
ea
saved
the
best
for
last
the
reveal
of
the
totally
not
secret
because
everyone
knew
it
was
coming
dead
space
remake
i
say
remake
because
this
is
a
remake
not
a
sequel
it's
in
development
at
ea
motive
the
team
who
just
delivered
star
wars
squadrons
and
the
entire
game
is
being
rebuilt
in
ea's
frostbite
engine
we
don't
really
know
anything
else
about
it
at
this
point
except
that
it
won't
feature
any
micro
transactions
one
of
the
things
that
famously
ruined
the
third
game
it's
been
a
sweet
to
see
an
announcement
like
this
ea
ran
this
franchise
and
the
studio
that
made
it
visceral
games
into
the
ground
and
now
they
get
to
resurrect
its
carcass
and
profit
off
it
while
visceral
is
still
dead
and
buried
i
really
hope
every
former
visceral
staff
member
landed
a
cool
gig
after
being
treated
so
badly
by
ea
fifa
remains
the
duel
in
ea's
crown
and
this
week
he
got
some
interesting
new
competition
e
football
yes
it
is
the
worst
name
of
all
time
but
you
know
what
it
used
to
be
called
pro
evolution
soccer
or
winning
11
depending
on
where
you
are
playing
it
that's
right
konami's
long-standing
and
fairly
successful
football
game
has
a
new
name
and
get
this
it's
going
free
to
play
konami
announced
that
they
were
abandoning
their
paid
release
approach
to
the
franchise
saying
that
e
football
would
be
a
living
evolving
platform
that
will
offer
up
free
updates
and
roster
changes
on
a
regular
basis
i
mean
that
makes
sense
ea
charges
full
box
price
for
minimal
changes
to
its
sporting
games
each
year
and
also
resets
your
progress
in
the
ultimate
team
loot
box
collection
game
mode
keeping
you
on
an
endless
spending
treadmill
there's
no
such
thing
as
soccer
2
at
least
not
yet
so
paying
70
us
dollars
each
year
for
a
new
fifa
game
has
always
been
dumb
and
it
sounds
even
more
dumb
now
with
e-football
anyway
e-football
is
coming
to
all
platforms
including
mobile
at
some
point
in
the
future
hopefully
the
micro
transactions
aren't
going
to
be
too
bad
they
probably
will
be
we
got
new
details
on
the
steam
deck
this
week
it
was
revealed
by
valve
that
the
new
handheld
was
targeting
30fps
and
a
bunch
of
people
lost
their
damn
mind
since
the
idea
that
a
handheld
pc
wasn't
targeting
60fps
was
so
insulting
pre-order
canceled
etc
etc
dude
it's
a
handheld
pc
what
were
you
expecting
4k
240
fps
25
hours
of
battery
life
comes
bundled
with
half-life
3.
come
on
now
let's
be
realistic
valve
would
go
on
to
clarify
that
the
targeting
30
fps
thing
referred
to
the
performance
floor
they'd
like
to
protect
but
they'd
ideally
be
aiming
for
games
to
perform
above
that
well
above
that
depending
on
the
game
of
course
that
sounds
fine
and
i
don't
think
any
reasonable
person
would
have
expected
anything
different
all
right
we've
got
a
small
tidbit
of
news
in
relation
to
final
fantasy
16
i
make
that
clear
because
when
you
hear
the
words
final
fantasy
these
days
it's
usually
about
14
but
no
this
is
16
news
turns
out
the
english
voice
acting
and
performance
capture
is
all
wrapped
up
at
this
point
ahead
of
the
japanese
voice
and
performance
capture
which
will
be
done
over
the
coming
weeks
it's
an
interesting
bit
of
news
because
it
shows
where
square
is
in
the
development
of
the
game
since
a
lot
of
that
stuff
gets
done
fairly
late
in
the
process
at
the
same
time
we
shouldn't
be
expecting
ff16
next
week
or
anything
the
fact
that
we
don't
have
a
clear
release
window
yet
tells
you
this
probably
isn't
hitting
until
early
to
mid
2022
so
we
still
have
a
weight
ahead
of
us
while
you
wait
for
16
have
you
thought
about
checking
out
final
fantasy
14
because
a
lot
of
other
people
have
this
week
game
lead
yoshi
p
put
out
a
statement
apologizing
to
fans
for
server
congestion
and
explained
that
they'd
like
to
build
new
servers
but
they
literally
can't
buy
the
semiconductors
needed
even
when
they
try
and
pay
above
market
price
yoship
would
go
on
to
apologize
for
not
anticipating
the
success
of
the
game
and
i
agree
he
should
apologize
for
making
the
best
mmorpg
on
the
market
right
now
how
dare
he
god
damn
it
yoship
get
your
[ __ ]
together
so
what
got
announced
or
delayed
this
week
well
not
much
firstly
upcoming
turn-based
fps
limnus
gate
got
a
delay
to
september
28th
it
was
meant
to
be
out
next
week
so
this
is
a
pretty
late
stage
to
call
a
delay
hope
everything's
okay
with
that
one
assassin's
creed
valhalla
is
getting
a
new
expansion
the
siege
of
paris
it's
gonna
add
more
assassin's
creed
valhalla
which
is
already
enough
reason
for
me
to
tap
out
the
expansion's
release
date
was
leaked
this
week
august
5th
on
all
platforms
that's
not
official
but
it's
likely
finally
aloy
is
coming
to
gentian
impact
the
developers
tweeted
out
the
reveal
this
week
and
everyone
was
really
happy
about
this
not
only
because
it's
eloy
and
everyone
loves
her
but
because
it
signals
that
we
can
probably
expect
more
crossover
content
in
the
future
in
genshin
i
still
have
only
played
a
few
hours
of
genshin
this
certainly
seems
like
a
good
excuse
to
play
at
least
a
few
more
alloy
will
be
out
at
some
point
later
this
year
no
date
yet
so
what
came
out
last
week
well
one
thing
i
forgot
to
mention
is
that
hunt
showdown
got
a
new
map
desal
everyone
is
loving
it
it's
meant
to
be
the
best
map
crytek
have
made
to
this
point
and
it
even
has
shrek's
house
as
an
easter
egg
in
it
that's
true
story
by
the
way
hunt
is
one
of
the
most
tense
and
atmospheric
pvp
experiences
i've
ever
had
so
much
so
that
i
actually
made
a
guide
for
how
to
play
it
and
i
hadn't
made
a
guide
for
years
before
that
honestly
hunt
is
incredible
you
should
play
it
i'll
leave
a
link
to
my
review
and
my
starter
guide
below
chris
tales
arrived
on
a
variety
of
platforms
including
game
pass
mind
you
and
it
got
a
pretty
solid
reception
sitting
at
75
critic
score
and
7.8
user
score
on
metacritic
although
it's
only
at
62
positive
on
steam
it's
being
universally
praised
for
its
presentation
soundtrack
and
voice
work
but
its
gameplay
is
a
little
more
divisive
not
quite
clicking
with
everyone
biggest
release
of
the
week
was
the
pokey
moba
pokemon
unite
this
one
is
not
doing
super
well
with
both
critics
and
users
users
in
particular
being
very
unimpressed
funniest
thing
i
saw
for
this
was
moist
critical
who
just
went
full
pay
to
win
on
this
and
started
buying
everything
maxing
out
all
these
items
before
completely
dumpstering
all
the
kids
who
did
not
have
access
to
their
mum's
credit
card
thanks
charlie
that
was
good
viewing
so
what's
coming
out
this
week
god
there
is
a
lot
okay
so
flight
sim
arrives
today
on
xbox
series
x
and
s
it's
sitting
at
92
on
metacritic
ish
uh
so
i
actually
think
it's
the
highest
rated
game
of
the
year
at
this
point
uh
it's
also
on
game
pass
it's
gonna
be
really
funny
to
see
how
many
people
will
try
this
out
but
then
give
up
before
they
figure
out
how
to
take
off
which
is
exactly
what
happened
to
me
neo
the
world
ends
with
you
arrives
today
on
the
ps4
and
switch
it
also
got
fantastic
reviews
seeing
an
83
critic
score
on
metacritic
i
love
the
art
style
for
this
i
really
wish
i
had
time
to
play
it
but
i
don't
samurai
warriors
5
arrives
today
on
basically
all
platforms
it's
meant
to
be
more
of
the
same
in
a
good
way
if
you
like
that
sort
of
thing
the
great
ace
attorney
chronicles
arrives
today
for
switch
ps4
and
pc
kind
of
a
bummer
that
it
didn't
make
it
to
xbox
not
sure
what
happened
there
anyway
reviews
are
glowing
87
on
metacritic
is
being
celebrated
as
a
brilliant
package
for
fans
and
newcomers
alike
tribes
of
midgard
arrives
today
on
ps5
ps4
and
pc
it's
a
diablo-esque
survival
game
hybrid
with
a
beautiful
art
style
and
you
can
play
it
with
up
to
nine
of
your
friends
initial
buzz
about
this
is
positive
final
reviews
will
be
out
this
week
i'll
be
sure
to
let
you
know
how
they
land
chernobyl
light
arrives
today
on
the
pc
and
it's
out
on
the
7th
of
august
on
consoles
this
is
a
stalker
inspired
first
person
narrative
led
immersive
sim
rpg
god
that's
a
lot
of
buzzwords
it's
early
access
period
generated
some
great
buzz
i
play
to
play
through
this
this
week
actually
so
i'll
let
you
know
what
i
think
soon
near
reincarnation
arrives
on
both
android
and
ios
tomorrow
it's
free
so
grab
it
if
you're
interested
it's
near
but
it's
gacha
so
have
your
wallet
ready
i
guess
the
forgotten
city
is
hitting
every
platform
but
the
switch
this
week
it's
a
standalone
spin-off
of
one
of
the
most
downloaded
skyrim
mods
ever
made
i
actually
reviewed
this
title
and
that
review
will
go
live
today
at
5
30
p.m
sydney
time
keep
an
eye
out
for
it
final
fantasy
pixel
remastered
volumes
one
two
and
three
arrive
on
the
28th
for
pc
and
mobile
would
have
been
nice
to
see
those
on
console
but
okay
and
capping
off
a
huge
week
is
the
ascent
which
arrives
on
xbox
and
pc
on
the
29th
i
will
also
have
a
review
for
this
up
later
this
week
spoiler
alert
i've
got
good
things
to
say
about
that
one
put
this
on
your
radar
this
is
the
last
video
store
it's
a
psvr
exclusive
that's
about
visiting
the
last
video
store
in
the
world
which
is
basically
a
blockbuster
you
walk
around
the
store
and
you
can
pick
up
videos
and
look
at
them
and
you
can
even
watch
some
of
them
in
this
weird
cinema
thing
where
people
look
at
you
and
smile
and
it's
kind
of
awkward
i
don't
know
what
the
point
of
this
is
but
i
like
it
because
going
to
the
video
store
was
[ __ ]
rad
and
i
miss
it
there's
no
release
date
for
this
yet
hell
i
wouldn't
be
surprised
if
this
game
never
even
comes
out
but
i
hope
it
does
it
looks
cool
sort
of
free
stuff
time
huge
week
but
like
the
rest
of
the
episode
we're
going
to
move
through
it
quick
because
this
week
is
packed
epic
first
you
can
still
grab
defense
grid
the
awakening
and
verdun
until
the
29th
but
on
the
30th
you'll
be
able
to
grab
the
excellent
mother
gunship
and
they're
probably
very
boring
but
some
people
get
off
in
this
sort
of
thing
train
sim
world
2.
twitch
prime
is
great
this
week
right
now
you
can
grab
battlefield
1
and
commencing
august
2nd
you'll
be
able
to
grab
battlefield
5.
they
also
gave
away
battlefield
4
recently
so
that's
a
lot
of
battlefield
enjoy
yourself
thanks
uncle
jeff
spaceman
do
you
see
his
penis
rocket
look
like
a
penis
anyway
ps
plus
games
for
the
month
have
leaked
this
is
still
unconfirmed
at
this
point
but
they
did
show
up
on
the
official
playstation
website
by
mistake
so
it's
a
pretty
solid
source
this
month
ps
plus
subscribers
can
expect
plants
versus
zombies
battle
for
neighborville
tennis
world
tour
2
and
playstation
5
owners
can
get
their
hands
on
the
pv
evp
battle
royale
game
hunters
arena
legends
the
other
thing
that
ps5
owners
can
get
is
six
months
of
apple
tv
plus
for
free
if
they
download
the
app
to
their
ps5
this
unfortunately
is
not
available
to
ps4
owners
you
have
to
activate
it
on
a
ps5
which
kind
of
sucks
there's
some
good
shows
on
the
platform
i
haven't
watched
ted
lasso
yet
or
ted
lessou
whatever
it
is
but
i
hear
good
things
game
pass
jesus
where
to
begin
this
month
huge
okay
battlefield
5
sure
the
classic
crimson
skies
and
blinks
are
there
the
newly
released
flight
sim
and
chris
tales
and
raji
and
last
stop
and
the
ascent
and
lethal
league
blaze
and
omno
and
project
wingman
if
i
had
more
word
count
i
would
be
telling
you
that
this
is
one
of
the
best
months
of
game
pass
ever
and
i'd
be
right
because
i
always
am
that
is
except
when
it
comes
to
this
week's
feel
good
story
of
the
week
some
time
ago
split
gate
was
released
on
pc
it's
a
clever
shooter
that
merges
the
style
and
pace
of
halo
but
the
portals
from
portal
like
exactly
the
same
mechanic
lifted
and
dropped
here
when
the
game
first
released
it
went
nowhere
immediately
plummeting
to
just
a
few
hundred
players
a
day
max
game
was
essentially
dead
on
arrival
and
i
said
as
much
in
a
tweet
once
i
mean
the
numbers
were
pretty
clear
back
then
so
i
i
feel
like
i
i
kind
of
got
it
right
then
but
turns
out
in
the
long
run
i
got
it
wrong
this
week
after
launching
on
consoles
and
including
full
cross
play
split
gate
exploded
the
game
servers
couldn't
keep
up
with
demand
and
developers
revealed
that
they
were
hard
capped
at
65
000
concurrent
players
so
that's
a
lot
more
than
the
two
or
three
hundred
ish
players
the
game
was
getting
a
month
ago
the
game
has
been
so
successful
that
the
game's
1.0
official
launch
has
been
delayed
while
the
developers
tool
up
and
build
larger
server
capacity
for
their
launch
i
love
to
see
this
stuff
i
can't
imagine
how
down
and
out
this
team
would
have
felt
seeing
the
numbers
so
low
for
so
long
but
they
stuck
it
out
and
look
at
them
now
congrats
to
the
team
i
hope
the
1.0
launch
blows
up
as
well
blows
up
in
a
good
way
you
know
what
i
mean
and
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ladies
and
gentlemen
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