pap
A tuma hopi tempu, ripitishon, pasenshi, no poko speransa i fe, masha hopi sosten di mi kasa; i hopi liter di un limonada di dieta, ku lo mi no menshoná su nòmber.
eng
It took a great deal of time, repetition, patience; no small amount of hope and faith; lots of reassurance from my wife; and many liters of a diet soda that shall remain nameless.