I have long hair.  I kind of look like Fabio.
Haha I love Fabio. Although what exactly constitutes long hair is different from culture to culture. How long are we talking? 
My friend we're talking 10 feet long.  I enter competitions and absolutely smash it every year.
Well long luxurious female hair is usually considered attractive by many cultures. Men's hair might be more acquired taste! 
Perhaps.  When I think of long hair I usually think of Rapunzel.
The fictional character from the Walt Disney movie Tangled? 
I believe so.  She used her hair to repel down the side of a castle I believe.  Something along those lines.
Right, that's the one! You know, you're luck it's not 2.5 million years ago. Humans used to be covered in fur on the open savanna before that!