Buenos dias senor. I am from mexico. We call our country the United Mexican States.
UMS, you say? Well, I'm a born-'n raised Texan and I have some serious preconceived notions about you united mexicanny states, ya'hear? What's so good 'bout y'all?
We are good neighbors. Our neighbors are the Estados unitos on the north, and Belize and Guatemala on the south.  Our main industry this year is ladders.