I love grasshoppers. I learned in school that they've been around for about 250 million years?
Oh really! Their long legs freak me out! 
Their legs are kind of gross. I remember reading that grasshoppers need them to escape from predators.
I could understand that! They also have wings to escape from predators. I wonder what their predators are other than birds.
Maybe frogs? They also have freakish legs. I ate frog legs once - I wonder what grasshopper legs taste like?
Grass? 
If grasshopper legs tasted like grass, I could handle it. If they tasted like frog legs, no thanks. Filled with vitamins, but gross.