I have ten alpacas and they behave so oddly.
Hahah, that's cute. Do you have them for their wool or just as pets?
I use their fur to knit sometimes. 
Cool, I have a pair of Alpaca socks. They're super comfortable. Do you know how long we've had Alpaca on farms/
I do not but I do know they are native to South America.
That's great. Where did you get yours? Just from another farmer? What do they eat?
I feed them mac and cheese and soda. They are very similar to llamas. 
I don't know if it's healthy for them to eat that! Are they very fat?
They are enormous. One of them bred with the neighbor's llama. 
Did he escape and jump the fence or something?
Yes he's a horse jumping llama.