Armadillos are cool. They have natural armor from many years of evolution.
They sure do, even their name, "little armored one," agrees with you. They're everywhere on Texas roads!
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Don't call me names! The number of bands on their armor is generally accepted to mean how many victims they've crossed off their list...
That's interesting. Since their name is Spanish, I wonder if they're often found in Mexico and other Spanish speaking areas?
Well I've personally only seen them in the South, but they're native to both Americas, so you could see them in a lot of different places!
Hmm, I never took armadillos to be so dangerous....
They are dangerous. The Aztecs had different names for them, including turtle-rabbit and turtle, the traditional Aztec gods of death.