Listen I have often been called a slacker, I know how to slack off and when to slack off, avoiding work and having 0 work ethic is my specialty. 
Really? Well that can't pay very much what do you do for income?
learn about being a slacker, people have been doing it all the way back to 1790 or 1898, slackers are so lazy they don't even bother to know the exact date when the term was created.