I love grasshoppers. I learned in school that they've been around for about 250 million years?
Oh really! Their long legs freak me out! 
Their legs are kind of gross. I remember reading that grasshoppers need them to escape from predators.
I could understand that! They also have wings to escape from predators. I wonder what their predators are other than birds.
Maybe frogs? They also have freakish legs. I ate frog legs once - I wonder what grasshopper legs taste like?
Grass? 
If grasshopper legs tasted like grass, I could handle it. If they tasted like frog legs, no thanks. Filled with vitamins, but gross.
What did frog legs taste like? Can you compare them to some other type of food? 
They tasted like a mix of chicken and rubber. Supposedly the French love them, but they must be an acquired taste.