Listen I have often been called a slacker, I know how to slack off and when to slack off, avoiding work and having 0 work ethic is my specialty. 
Really? Well that can't pay very much what do you do for income?
learn about being a slacker, people have been doing it all the way back to 1790 or 1898, slackers are so lazy they don't even bother to know the exact date when the term was created.
Oh that is hilarious, please enlighten me more to this
Well being a slack is about more than just having a bad work ethic, you have to learn how to complain about everything. In the 1940s the US Army was quoted "War is not going to wait while every slacker resort to endless appeals." Basically if you wine load enough even the army learns about you
Ok so a component of slacking is complaining. Anything else I should know about slacker?
Yeah slackers are hunted down, during the draft secret operations to round up dodgers were called "slacker raids".