I love to put oil in my beautiful Moustache and twist the ends. Women love it.
I like some of them, it depends hair the hair on the upper lip is grown I guess. Is yours long?
I used to have a soup strainer but now I have a fu manchu. It pairs well with my mullet. 
That is quite the different well developed types of hair styles you have going there. Like Joe Dirt I assume? If you have it, rock it 
More like Joe Dirt classy cousin Chet. I had an Afro to accompany my Moustache but being a red head it looked silly so I grew it out.
Oh, I wasn't calling you white trash or a loser btw! I meant the style.