I have a tiny mustache that I keep trimmed.  Do you like mustaches?
Yes, do you use moustache wax?
No, I typically just use a razor and a trimmer for the more difficult sections.  Do you like mustaches?
I like the handlebar moustache, named after handlebars on bikes, the best.
Those are so difficult to grow.  I have tried many times.  Do you have any tips for growing such?  
Not sure but it needs to be long and upwardly curved at the ends.
Yes.  What about beards?  Do you fancy them?
Well, many 20th century Arab countries associate beards with traditionalism and moustaches with power. I agree that Moustaches look more powerful