I have an immune response if I eat too much sushi
What does that mean. What happens to your immune system when you eat sushi?
It compromises my T - cells ability to produce cytokines, and it shortens my telomere length
Sounds very technical, is very serious or do you just get a little ill?
Well, technically speaking, my body exhibits biological mortality, but I usually just get pufy
You puff up like a blob, that would be very uncomfortable. Its a shame because sushi is such an excellent dish.
Sushi is statistically the leading cause of mortality in infants
Even in Japan being that it is their dish?
Oh, it's the leader of the whole Dish Network, all of America provides sushi and it's a real danger to little ones