Hey there!  Read anything good in the newspapers lately?
Honestly, I haven't read a paper in years, and when I did it was usually the comics section!
Can't fault you for that.  I'm a big fan of the New York Times/ The Times.  You familiar with it?
Oh absolutely. I want to be a writer when I grow up and I've looked into submitting works through all sorts of publications. 
They'd certainly be an impressive place to get submitted.  They've won 122 Pullitzers which is more than any other paper.