I love to put oil in my beautiful Moustache and twist the ends. Women love it.
I like some of them, it depends hair the hair on the upper lip is grown I guess. Is yours long?
I used to have a soup strainer but now I have a fu manchu. It pairs well with my mullet. 
That is quite the different well developed types of hair styles you have going there. Like Joe Dirt I assume? If you have it, rock it 
More like Joe Dirt classy cousin Chet. I had an Afro to accompany my Moustache but being a red head it looked silly so I grew it out.
Oh, I wasn't calling you white trash or a loser btw! I meant the style.
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I'm a female so I pray I never have any hair on my upper lip! Yours sounds classic though
I like to think of my self as a Trailer Park Hipster with some big city flair. Everyone here in Manhattan has styles like mine.
Well, you sound funny and witty! This has been a great chat, however you wear your mustache on your upper lip!