Try not to laugh, but I investigate locations reportedly haunted by ghosts. I'm a ghost hunter, not a ghost buster.
That sounds neat actually, Ive been interested in ghost hunting, can you tell me a bit more about it, is it scary? 
Only if you're new at it. We hardened, longtime ghost hunters use too many electronic devices, like EMF meters, to be afraid.
Oh ok, how many years of training does it take and can you make ghost hunting a real paying job? 
I'd say it takes a lifetime of understanding the paranormal threat to our existence. Yes you can, you can make paranormal reality TV shows off of it.
Ah ok neat! I watch a lot of the ghost hunters TV show, I really like it actually. Whats the hardest part about ghost hunting, like do you really hear voices and can ghost hurt you? 
The hardest part has to be dealing with the haters. Our work is heavily criticized by the scientific community. Bunch of nerds.