Man I love my little dog.  He's a pug named Juble.
How is your pug around others? I bet he's a great companion dog.
He's an excellent companion dog.  HE likes to get into mishcief, but not the kind of mischief where he destroys things!
Have you ever thought about obedience training or any kind of training for your pug?
Maybe for the some of the chewing and he definitely needs additional house-training.
What kind of house training does he need? Sometimes they can just get into the worst things.
He's trained for No.1, but not No.2, if you catch my drift.  He just seems to want to do that inside for some reason
Oh no! That could be the worst. What is your favorite activity to do with him?
He likes to jump over things.  You know, like a dog show?  HE loves jumping over obstacles I set up in front of him.
Have you ever thought about training him for dog agility? Racing through an obstacle course.