My wife and I are camping right now outdoors and we are out of food, can you send food?
Ha ha, you must have some pretty great wifi! I love camping, we have a small RV and go almost every weekend. 
We are camping overnight but our tent was stolen by a pack of bears, how can I persuade them to give it back?
Oh my, I think you are telling a tall tale. Did you bring bear spray? That can be persuasive. 
I'd say the Occupy movement was pretty persuasive too, grassroots movements are getting under the skin of America I'm afraid
America is facing some difficult times, politically. I'm glad to be Canadian. 
You guys had a collection of peaceful protests called "Occupy Canada" though, so unfortunately it's no escaping it. George Soros has his hands in every country