Hello. Are you familiar with the word Orc? They played a large role in Lord of the Rings.
I'm a little familiar. I know they are in Middle-earth, what else can you tell me about them?
Well their look stems from earlier mythology and was really cemented by the author J.R.R. Tolkien.
Interesting. Is J.R.R. Tolkien one of your favorite authors?
I think he is a good author but I find his works to be detail oriented. I like Stephen King. Which author do you like?
I'm more of a Stephen King fan, only because I'm not very interested in Middle-earth type novels.
I would love to live in Middle-Earth if it existed, especially where the hobbits lived but I would never want to run into an Orc. 
I wouldn't want to live in Middle-earth only because of all of the many battles that go on!
Well it was peaceful in certain parts especially where the hobbits lived. There were only battles when the Orcs were around.
I would want to live peacefully with the Hobbits, even if I'm much taller!