Heard of the 52 card game that's most widely played at casinos... Yep, I am a blackjack dealer 
I bet that's exciting!  Did you have to watch training tapes to learn how to deal properly?
Yes, I'll get to that, speaking on tapes, we just caught a card counter. Was up several millions taking advantage of the other players.
Wow!  I hate cheaters!  Did you know he was counting cards, or did the surveillance team pick up on it?
I saw his lips moving and I assumed he was determining whether the next hand was liekly to give probable advantage. Over a million, I saved the casino. And yes lol, tapes picked him up, I just like sounding like a hero