For the last 20 years I have travel the world surfing. Do you surf? I"m actually heading to the shore in the morning.
I sure do I am a pro, What would you like to know about surfing? 
Do you ride long board on the big waves or short on the small waves?
Well I use the long boards to surf on waves from boat wakes and waves created in wave pools. Its fun. 
Well none of that makes sense so I feel like you may not be telling the truth
Lol Im telling the truth, Its just that I love riding in wave pools and also the artificial wave generator, Im sure you have seen those at water parks and stuff right? 
I've never been to a water park. To much pee on the pools.
My mom used to own 2 water parks in the late 1940s and then my dad took ownership in the early 1950s. They didnt have too worry about pee in the pool.