i have a pencil thin moustache and i love it!
You must be a powerful person - in many Arab countries moustaches are linked to power! I don't have a moustache, but then I'm female, lol.
you know it.
Do you ever groom your moustache? You can actually get a kind of pomade called moustache wax. 
nah i dont get all that into it
There was actually a poodle called Moustache in France in the 18th century. Would never have thought to call a dog that!