Can I offer you some knowledge of boiled eggs in these trying times?
That would be most eggcellent if you will. I can always learn more about boiled eggs.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat, especially because they're cooked within their shells!
A food with its own bowl, I rather like that. Anything else I can do with boiled eggs?
Eggsactly, finely someone able to appreciate food that has its own container as a superior food-form! There's so many things you can do with them, from eating to throwing, just make sure to avoid salmonella and only buy pasteurized eggs!
Pasteurized? That sounds like little eggs are out their just grazing along, what exactly is pasteurized eggs?
Let me open my hen-cyclopedia and tell you! Pasteurized eggs are eggs that have been processed to reduce the risk of food-borne illnesses!