I have ten alpacas and they behave so oddly.
Hahah, that's cute. Do you have them for their wool or just as pets?
I use their fur to knit sometimes. 
Cool, I have a pair of Alpaca socks. They're super comfortable. Do you know how long we've had Alpaca on farms/
I do not but I do know they are native to South America.
That's great. Where did you get yours? Just from another farmer? What do they eat?
I feed them mac and cheese and soda. They are very similar to llamas. 
I don't know if it's healthy for them to eat that! Are they very fat?
They are enormous. One of them bred with the neighbor's llama.