Hello. My name is Fergus and I have a shopping addiction. It's similar to "compulsive buying disorder" and "oniomania." It's essentially a disorder of impulse control
Oh wow!  What's the craziest thing you've ever bought?
One time I bought this huge bear with really, really long legs. I couldn't control myself. My urge to possess the bear was overwhelming. 
Lol.  Like one of those ones you get a fair if you win the best prize?  I've always wanted one of those!
No, it was a beautiful ice coloured bear I found on Amazon. You may enjoy browsing Amazon, but for me shopping is an obsessive and uncontrolled activity. It interferes with my normal development of life. But now I have this beautiful bear.
Excuse me I meant "one of those ones you get AT a fair..."  Apologies!  Well, at least you have your bear!  I feel like as long as you buy what you want and it satisfies your need and you can still pay your bills...  It's ok!
Yes fortunately it doesn't affect my health. Shopping addiction is one of the drug-free addictions like gambling, video game addiction, and internet addiction. My bear's name is Sally-Ann.