I could sure go for some Italian food right now. Real Italian, not Olive Garden. 
What do you mean? Olive Garden specializes in Italian cuisine.
I mean, authentic Italian food. Not a crappy chain with fake American Italian food. 
Italian-Americans are a large and proud ethnic group. I don't understand your negative tone.
I'm not saying anything negative about Italian people. Do you also think On the Border is real Mexican food? 
Do you think Chinese immigrants to Mexico don't prepare real Chinese food?
You should travel to Italy sometime, it is nothing like Olive Garden. Eat some fresh pasta near the water. 
I prefer true authentic Italian food: no potatoes, bell peppers, maize, or sugar beets that were imported from the New World.