Do you have a moustache? I love how artistic people get with theirs. 
I have an amazing moustache! I use special moustache wax to keep it spiffy. 
Nice! I've seen those products for moustaches and beard oils, too. Do you use any beard oils?
Oh yeah! I use this lovely sweet peppermint scented one! How about you? 
I haven't tried any products like that yet. It is hard for me to grow a full moustache, there are always patches on mine!
I can understand that! In the military they prohibit facial hair, so after I got out I struggled to grow mine back. Try using some castor oil, it's natural and works wonders.