I'm convinced I met a vampire one time. I knew because like vampires, he feeds on the blood of animals.
Thats crazy! How did you meet?
I met him a park while I was going for a walk. He was sitting on the bench sucking a squirrels blood.
You are joking right?
Yes. Haha... vampires aren't real... Too bad this joke doesn't have a punch line
I wish they were, don't they live forever?
Yes they do. In modern times, similar creatures such as the chupacabra still persist in some cultures, but personally, I don't believe in them