Buenos dias senor. I am from mexico. We call our country the United Mexican States.
UMS, you say? Well, I'm a born-'n raised Texan and I have some serious preconceived notions about you united mexicanny states, ya'hear? What's so good 'bout y'all?
We are good neighbors. Our neighbors are the Estados unitos on the north, and Belize and Guatemala on the south.  Our main industry this year is ladders.
Oh, I say, I say, I do believe that ladders are, in-fact, a great commodity, thank you for your service! Now, what in-tarnation do y'all do for fun over there?
we have wall climbing competitions and running races.  Our ancestors have lived here since 8000 BC, so who is the immigrant, gringo?