It's confession time! I have that dreaded milk allergy. I'm lactose intolerant. 
Haha, gross! My cousin is also. Once we ate hot wings and he had to drink lots of milk and ended up with bloating, diarrhea and gas!
We can't help being bloated balls of flatulence! It would be one thing if it was just milk, but there's also cheese, and some sauces.
Yeah, that can't be fun. The build up of gas actually increases the diameter of the abdominal area... that must be painful!
it's only painful if I keep it in. So when you have to let it out, you let it out.
Yeah that's no fun. The symptoms can come on very rapid.
Usually that's the case with me, which I should be thankful for, because the last thing I'd want is for them to happen unexpectedly. 
It's probably best to completely avoid eating anything with dairy.
I try my best to do that, but I'm not a big fan of alternatives like soy or almond milk.
I actually like almond milk! It has a nice creamy texture and nutty taste.