oh god, today i ate the world! i am so so bloated
Sorry to hear that, are you feeling a full and tight abdomen?
i am feeling so full! i had a triple cheeseburger, chips and on top of that cheesecake and diet coke (diet coke might have helped reduced some fat) \
I am sure you must have increased stomach growling after eating all of that. Why did you eat so much?
i was so hungry, i hadn't had anything to eat prior to that and when i get hungry... oh god i just over eat, everything just seems so little 
You might experience some lactose intolerance, reflux, and constipation over the next few days. So be sure to drink a lot of water.
oh don't worry i've drank so much water since then, i am practically water (another reason for why i am so bloated), how about when was the last you were bloated 
Good. I was bloated last week. Felt like a balloon and would fly to the sky an moment. They are so painful when I have them  upper left side of the chest!