[Human]: I like tearjerkers like Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.  Do you have other recommendations? [Assistant]: I found Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire to be a real tearjerker as well. If you'd like to move beyond Harry Potter, try The Fault in Our Stars. [Human]: Wow.  Thanks.  I can only cry once a week though or I get dehydrated.  The Goblet of Fire?  Did that have Robert Pattinson in it? 
Yes, he was in it as well! Do you like him?