text: Bette: Bartender, Id like a Manhattan, please.
  Tom: Um, stop me if youve heard this one
  But I feel as though weve met before
  Perhaps I am mistaken
  Bette: But its just that I remind you of
  Someone you used to care about
  Oh, but that was long ago
  Now tell me, do you really think
  Id fall for that old line?
  I was not born just yesterday
  Besides, I never talk to strangers anyway
  Tom: Well, hell, I aint such a bad guy
  Once you get to know me
  Just thought there aint no harm
  Bette: Hey-e-yeh, just try minding your own business, bud
  Who asked you to annoy me
  With your sad, sad repartee?
  Besides, I never talk to strangers anyway
  Your lifes a dime store novel
  This town is full of guys like you
  And youre looking for someone
  To take the place of her
  Tom: You must be reading my mail
  N youre bitter cause he left you
  Thats why youre drinkin in this bar
  Bette&Tom: Well, only suckers fall in love
  With perfect strangers
  Bette: It always takes one to know one, stranger
  Tom: Maybe were just wiser now
  Bette: Yeah, n been around the block
  So many times
  Tom:that we dont notice
  Bette&Tom: that were all just perfect strangers
  As long as we ignore
  That we all begin as strangers
  Just before we find
  We really arent strangers
  Anymore
  Bette: Aw, you dont look like such a chump.
  Tom: Aw, hey babe.