text: Well, I got a bad liver and a broken heart
  Yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
  And I dont have a drinking problem, cept when I cant get a drink
  I wish youd a-known her, we were quite a pair
  She was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer
  So welcome to the continuing saga
  She was my better half and I was just a dog
  And so here am I slumped, Ive been chipped and Ive been chumped on my stool
  So buy this fool some spirits and libations
  Its these railroad station bars
  And all these conductors and the porters
  And Im all out of quarters
  And this epitaph is the aftermath
  Yeah, I choose my path, hey, come on, Kath
  Hes a lawyer, he aint the one for ya
  No, the moon aint romantic, its intimidating as hell
  And some guys trying to sell me a watch
  So Ill meet you at the bottom of a bottle of bargain scotch
  I got me a bottle and a dream, its so maudlin it seems
  You can name your poison, go on ahead and make some noise
  I aint sentimental
  This aint a purchase, its a rental and its purgatory
  And hey, whats your story? Well I dont even care
  Cause I got my own double cross to bear
  Well, Ill see your Red Label and Ill raise you one more
  And you can pour me a cab, I just cant drink no more
  Cause it dont douse the flames that are started by dames
  It aint like asbestos
  It dont do nothing but rest us assured
  And substantiate the rumors that youve heard