text: The piano has been drinking
  --
  My necktie is asleep
  --
  And the combo went back to New York
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  The jukebox has to take a leak
  --
  And the carpet needs a haircut
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  And the spotlight looks like a prison break
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  Cause the telephones out of cigarettes
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  The balcony is on the make
  --
  And the piano has been drinking
  --
  The piano has been drinking
  --
  Mmmmm...
  And the menus are all freezing
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  And the light mans blind in one еye
  --
  And he cant see out of the other
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  And the piano-tuners got a hearing aid
  ----
  And he showed up with his mother
  --
  And the piano has been drinking
  --
  Mmmm mmm mmmmmmm...
  And the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
  --
  Cream-puff Casper Milktoast
  --
  And the owner is a mental midget
  --
  With the I.Q. of a fence post
  Cause the piano has been drinking
  --
  The piano has been drinking
  --
  Mmmmm...
  And you cant find your waitress
  --
  With a Geiger counter
  And she hates you and your friends
  And you just cant get served without her
  And the box-office is drooling
  --
  And the bar stools are on fire
  --
  And the newspapers were fooling
  --
  And the ash-trays have retired
  --
  And the piano has been drinking
  --
  The piano has been drinking
  --
  Not Meeeeeeeeeeeeee...