text: Dont go to church on Sunday
  Dont get on my knees to pray
  Dont memorize the books of the Bible
  I got my own special way
  But I know Jesus loves me
  Maybe just a little bit more
  I fall out on my knees every Sunday
  At Zerelda Lees candy store
  Well its got to be a chocolate Jesus
  Make me feel good inside
  Got to be a chocolate Jesus
  Keep me satisfied
  Well I dont want no Abba Zabba
  Dont want no Almond Joy
  There aint nothing better
  Suitable for this boy
  Well its the only thing
  That can pick me up
  Better than a cup of gold
  See only a chocolate Jesus
  Can satisfy my soul
  When the weather gets rough
  And its whiskey in the shade
  Its best to wrap your savior
  Up in cellophane
  He flows like the big muddy
  But thats ok
  Pour him over ice cream
  For a nice parfait
  Well its got to be a chocolate Jesus
  Good enough for me
  Got to be a chocolate Jesus
  Good enough for me
  Well its got to be a chocolate Jesus
  Make me feel good inside
  Got to be a chocolate Jesus
  Keep me satisfied