text: Well, I remember it as though it were a meal ago,
  Said Tommy the Cat, as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign
  Matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat
  Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank
  Down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine
  Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator!
  Tommy the Cat had many a story to tell
  But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did:
  She came slidin down the alleyway like butter drippin off a hot biscuit
  The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
  Even the oldest of the Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days
  The sight was beyond belief!
  Many a head snapped double, even triple, takes
  As this vivacious feline made her way into the delta of the alleyway
  Where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out
  They hung out in droves
  Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place
  And that was OMalleys Alley!
  The air was thick with cat calls 
  But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch
  As she sauntered straight to the heart of the alleyway
  She knew what she wanted!
  She was lookin for that stud bull
  She was lookin for that He cat
  And that was me
  Tommy the Cat is my name, and I say unto thee
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
  Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby
  Say baby
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
  Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby
  Say baby
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
  Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
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  Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
  Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby
  Say baby
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
  Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby
  Say baby
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
  Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby
  Say baby
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
  Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
  Say baby
  Say baby