text: Well, I dont go to church on Sunday
  Dont get on my knees to pray
  Dont memorize the books of the bible
  I got my own special way
  I know Jesus loves me
  Maybe just a little bit more
  Fall down on my knees every Sunday
  At Zerelda Lees candy store
  Well, Ive got to be a chocolate Jesus
  Make me feel good inside
  Got to be a chocolate Jesus
  Keep me satisfied
  Well, I dont want no Abba Zabba
  Dont want no Almond Joy
  There aint nothing better
  Suitable for this boy
  Well, its the only thing that can pick me up
  Its better than a cup of gold
  See, only a chocolate Jesus
  Can satisfy my soul
  When the weather gets rough and its whiskey in the shade
  Its best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
  He flows…