text: Well I got a bad liver and a broken heart
  Yea I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
  And I dont have a drinking problem
  Cept when I cant get a drink
  And I wish youd a known her
  We were quite a pair
  She was sharp as a razor
  And soft as a prayer
  So welcome to the continuing saga
  She was my better half
  And I was just a dog
  And so here am I slumped
  I been chippied and I been chumped
  On my stool
  So buy this fool, some spirits and libations
  Its these railroad station bars
  With all these conductors and the porters
  And Im all out of quarters
  And this epitaph is the aftermath
  Yea I choose my path
  Hey come on Cath, hes a lawyer
  He aint the one for ya
  And no the moon aint romantic
  Its intimidating as hell
  And some guys tryin to sell
  Me a watch
  And so Ill meet you at the
  Bottom of a bottle of
  Bargain scotch
  I got me a bottle and a dream
  Its so maudlin it seems
  You can name your poison
  Go on ahead and make some noise
  I aint sentimental
  This aint a purchase its a rental
  And its purgatory, hey
  Whats your story, well
  I dont even care
  Cause I got my own double-cross to bear
  And Ill see your Red Label
  And Ill raise you one more
  And you can pour me a cab
  I just cant drink no more
  Cause it dont douse the flames
  That are started by dames
  It aint like asbestos
  It dont do nothing but
  Rest us assured
  And substantiate the rumors
  That youve heard