text: Smellin like a brewery, lookin like a tramp
  Aint got a quarter, got a postage stamp
  A five oclock shadow boxing all around the town
  Talking to the old men sleeping on the ground
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan zadan zay
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan zadan zay
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
  Fish net stockings and high heeled shoes
  Strip tease, prick tease, car keys, blues
  The porno floor show, live nude girls
  Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
  Chesty Morgan and a Watermelon Rose
  Froze my rent, take off all your clothes
  Trench coats, bottles of old rot-gut
  That bitch gonna bust a dead mans nut
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan zadan zay
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan zadan zay
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
  Yo, cleavage, cleavage and thighs and hips
  From the nape of her neck to her lipstick lips
  Chopped and channeled and lowered and louvered
  And a cheater slicks and baby moons
  Tricky and Dicky from gay Paree
  This is all hot burlesque for me
  Shes hot and ready, she gets em goin steady
  The band is shit an thats a summary
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan zadan zay
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan zadan zay
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
  Crawlin on her belly, shakin like jelly
  I get my pussy from a Chinese deli
  Listen sweetheart, if you want for more
  Squash your cigarette butts on the floor
  I Like Mimi and you like Jane
  What was the girl in the snakeskins name?
  I hear this is early bird matinee
  And I can come back most any day
  You get yourself somethin that you cant get at home
  You get yourself somethin that you cant get at home
  Youre checkin out somethin, better check it at home
  Youre checkin out somethin, better check it at home
  Pasties and a g-string, takin off her pants
  Why you wanna twirl, why dont ya give me chance
  Pasties and a g-string, a beer and a shot
  Since I got divorced this is all that I got
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan zadan zay
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan zadan zay
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
  Pasties and a g-string, really loud shit
  Checkin out my days, gettin sicker of this
  Gonna grab my iron, go to school, cut the town
  Thered be no strip tease and no hangin round
  Ridin out for Oprah with my Chinese bitch
  Gettin low and ugly with that yellow shit
  Checkin out my homies in a black Maserati
  Eight-balls are gunnin for a poetry party
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan zadan zay
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan zadan zay
  Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
  Checkin out somethin that you cant check out at home
  Checkin out somethin that you cant check out at home
  Checkin out somethin that you cant check out at home
  Checkin out somethin better check it at home
  Checkin out somethin that you cant check out at home
  Check it out, motherfuckers, check it at home
  Checkin out somethin that you cant check out at home
  Better check it out, you better check it at home