text: Smellin like a brewery
  Lookin like a tramp
  Aint got a quarter
  Got a postage stamp
  And a five oclock shadow boxing
  All around the town
  Talking with the old men
  Sleeping on the ground
  Bazanti bootin
  Al zootin al hoot
  And Al Cohn
  Sharin this apartment
  With a telephone pole
  And its a fish net stockings
  Spike heel shoes
  Strip tease, prick tease
  Car kease blues
  And the porno floor show
  Live nude girls
  Dreamy and creamy
  And the brunette curls
  Chesty Morgan, and a
  Watermelon Rose
  Raise my rent and take off
  All your clothes
  With the trench coats
  Magazines bottle full a rum
  Shes so good, it make
  A dead man cum, with
  Pasties and a g-string
  Beer and a shot
  Portland through a shot glass
  And a Buffalo squeeze
  Wrinkles and cherry
  And twinky and pinky
  And Fefe live from Gay Paree
  Fanfares rim shots
  Backstage who cares
  All this hot burlesque for me
  Cleavage cleavage thighs and hips
  From the nape of her neck
  To the lips tick lips
  Chopped and channeled
  And lowered and louvered
  And a cheater slicks
  And baby moons
  Shes hot and ready
  And creamy and sugared
  And the band is awful
  And so are the tunes
  Crawlin on her belly shakin like jelly
  And Im gettin harder than
  Chinese algebraziers and cheers
  From the compendium here
  Hey sweet heart theyre yellin for more
  Squashin out your cigarette butts
  On the floor
  And I like Shelly
  You like Jane
  What was the girl with the snake skins name
  Its an early bird matinee
  Come back any day
  Getcha little sompin
  That cha cant get at home
  Getcha little sompin
  That cha cant get at home
  Pasties and a g-string
  Beer and a shot
  Portland through a shot glass
  And a Buffalo squeeze
  Popcorn front row
  Higher than a kite
  And Ill be back tomorrow night
  And Ill be back tomorrow night