text: I want to thank you all very much for coming this evening
  It really made my night
  It would have been real strange here if nobody would have showed up
  Id like to introduce my group this evening and its been a real preasure
  A preasure and a plivilege to work with these gentlemen
  Id like to introduce
  Please give a warm round of applause for Michael Melvoin on piano!
  On saxophone, Pete Christlieb
  On bass, Jim Hughart
  And on drums, Bill Goodwin
  Yeah
  They all come from good families
  But over the years they just kind of individually developed some ways about em that just arent right
  You know, I was real pleased
  I noticed everybody coming in this evening
  Youre all decked out in full regalia and everything
  And I appreciate you getting dressed up for an affair such as this You know, I think its something that Ive always tried to be as concerned about as possible
  And somebody said to me one day
  Christ, Waits! You look so goddamned raggedy
  Why dont you get yourself something to wear, you know?
  I said, Yeah well, not a bad idea
  Maybe a serious seersucker Saturday evening cranberry accoutrement ensemble would be nice
  So I went down to Zeider & Zeider
  And I said, I want something sharp!
  I said, Im kind of in the market, in the neighborhood of something
  Like maybe some green gabardines with bonnaroo britches
  And a leviticously deuteronomous sort of catastrophic lunchbox Stetson, you know
  Id like to get some danger high-voltage slacks
  With high-top, mid-noon, brushed suede penny loafers
  So I can be passing out wolf tickets regardless of where I go.
  Walk into the Twenty-Grand Club
  And the Soul & Inspirations are playing
  Yeah, and youre cutting a rug and pulling on a coat and emoting
  Band is kicking into some long version of Harlem Nocturne or something
  You get designs on a girl in the corner
  You say, Say baby... live around here?
  Yeah... I think Im gonna plant you now and Im gonna dig you later
  Make like a bakery truck and haul buns
  Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here
  I gotta go see a man about a dog
  Ill see you later
  Thank you very much for coming this evening