text: Liar, liar with your drawers on fire
  White spades hangin on the telephone wire
  Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line
  Youll never recognize yourself on heartattack and vine
  Doctor, lawyer, beggar man, thief
  Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief
  If you want a taste of madness, youll have to wait in line
  Youll probably see someone you know on heartattack and vine
  Boneys high on China White, Shorty found a punk
  Dont you know there aint no devil, thats just Screamin Jay when hes drunk
  Well this stuff will probably kill you, lets do another line
  What you say you meet me down on heartattack and vine
  See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top
  With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop
  Well I bet shes still a virgin but its only twenty-five to nine
  You can see a million of em down on heartattack and vine
  Better off in Iowa against your scrambled eggs
  Than crawling down the boulevard on a pair of broken legs
  Youll find that ignorance is bliss every goddamn time
  Youre waitin for the RTD on heartattack and vine
  Boneys high on China White, Shorty found a punk
  Dont you know there aint no devil, thats just Screamin Jay when hes drunk
  Well this stuff will probably kill you, lets do another line
  What you say you meet me down on heartattack and vine
  Liar liar with your pants on fire
  White spades hangin on a telephone wire
  Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line
  Youll never recognize yourself on heartattack and vine
  Doctor, lawyer, beggar man, thief
  Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief
  If you want a taste of madness, youll have to wait in line
  Youll probably see someone you know on heartattack and vine
  See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top
  With the peddle pushers sucking on a soda pop
  Well I bet shes still a virgin but its only twenty-five to nine
  You can see a million of em down on heartattack and vine
  Boneys high on China White, Shorty found a punk
  Dont you know there aint no devil, thats just Screamin Jay when hes drunk
  Well this stuff will probably kill you, lets do another line
  What you say you meet me down on heartattack and vine
  I see fellows, checkin out the girls
  Youre lookin good