text: Well, Zenora Bariella and Coriander Pyle
  They had sixteen children in the usual style
  They had a curio museum and they had no guile
  All they ever wanted was a showbiz child
  The seventh of December, nineteen-forty-nine
  They got what theyd been wishing for all of the time
  He grew up in a trailer, by the time he was nine
  Rolled off to join the circus, telling fortunes on the side
  Hail, hail, the Eyeball Kid
  Well, the first time I saw him was a Saigon jail
  Cost me twenty-seven dollars just to go his bail
  I said, Your name will be in lights, and thats no doubt
  But you just got to have a manager, thats what its all about
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  The people would point, the people would stare
  Ill always be here to protect you and to cut down on the glare
  I know you cant speak, I know you cant sign
  So cry right here on the dotted line
  Hail, hail, the Eyeball Kid
  Well, he was born without a body, not even a brow
  I made the kid a promise, I made the kid a vow
  Hes not conventionally handsome, hell never be tall
  He said, All you got to do is book me into Carnegie Hall
  Hoo
  Hes just a little bitty thing, hes just a little guy
  But women go crazy for the big blue eye
  How does he dream, how does he think
  When he cant even speak and he cant even blink?
  I said Hail, hail, the Eyeball Kid
  Hail, hail, Eyeball Kid
  Hail, hail, Eyeball Kid
  Give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
  Everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid
  Hoo
  They say, How does he dream, how does he think
  When he cant even speak and he cant even blink?
  Were all lost in the wilderness, were as blind as can be
  He come down to teach us how to really see
  Hallelujah
  Hallelujah
  Hallelujah
  So give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
  Everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid
  Give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
  Everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid
  Give it up
  Give it up
  Give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
  Everybody will want to see the Eyeball Kid
  Eyeball Kid
  Eyeball Kid
  Ooh, Eyeball Kid