text: Davenports and kettle drums
  And swallowtail coats
  Tablecloths and patent leather shoes
  Bathing suits and bowling balls
  And clarinets and rings
  And all this radio really needs is a fuse
  A tinker, a tailor, a soldiers things
  His rifle, his boots full of rocks
  And this one is for bravery and this one is for me
  And everythings a dollar in this box
  Cuff links and hubcaps
  Trophies and paperbacks
  Its good transportation
  But the brakes arent so hot
  Neckties and boxing gloves
  This jackknife is rusted
  You can pound that dent out
  On the hood
  A tinker or tailor, a soldiers things
  His rifle, his boots full of rocks
  Oh, and this one is for bravery, oh, and this one is for me
  And everythings a dollar in this box