text: Davenports and kettle drums
  And swallow tail coats
  Table cloths and patent leather shoes
  Bathing suits and bowling balls
  And clarinets and rings
  And all this radio really needs is a fuse
  A tinker, a tailor
  A soldier’s things
  His rifle, his boots, full of rocks
  And this one is for bravery
  And this one for me
  And everything a dollar in this box
  Cuff links and hub caps
  Trophies and paperbacks
  It’s good transportation
  But the brakes aren’t so hot
  Neck tie and boxing gloves
  This jackknife is rusted
  You can pound that dent out
  On the hood
  A tinker, a tailor
  A soldier’s things
  His rifle, his boots, full of rocks
  And this one is for bravery
  And this one for me
  And everything a dollar in this box
  A tinker, a tailor
  A soldier’s things
  His rifle, his boots, full of rocks
  And this one is for bravery
  And this one for me
  And everything a dollar in this box