text: All my friends are married
  Every Tom and Dick and Harry
  You must be strong if youre to go it alone
  Heres to the bachelors and the Bowery bums
  Those who feel that theyre the ones
  That are better off without a wife
  Cause I like to sleep until the crack of noon
  Midnight howling at the moon
  Going out when I want to
  And Im coming home when I please
  Dont have to ask permission
  If I wanna go out fishing
  Never have to ask for the keys
  Ive never been no Valentino
  But I had a girl who lived in Reno
  Left me for a trumpet player
  Well, it didnt get me down
  He was wanted for assault
  And though he said it werent his fault
  You know the coppers rode him right out of town
  Ill be sleeping until the crack of noon
  Midnight howling at the moon
  And Ill be going out when I want to
  Coming home when I please
  Dont have to ask permission
  If I wanna go out fishing
  Never have to ask for the keys
  Yeah, you see Im kinda selfish about my privacy
  Now as long as I can be with me
  We get along so well I cant even believe it
  I love to chew the fat with folks
  Ill be listening to all your dirty jokes
  Im so thankful for these friends I do receive
  Ill be sleeping until the crack of noon
  Midnight howling at the moon
  And Ill be going out when I want to
  Coming home when I please
  Dont have to ask permission
  If I wanna go out fishing
  Never have to ask for the keys, no
  Hey, I got this girl I know, man, and I just
  Shes been married several times and
  I dont wanna end up like her
  I mean, shes been married so many times
  Shes got rice-marks all over her face
  Yeah, you know the kind