text: With a suitcase, and a couple of bucks
  Im gonna skip this rhubarb, slide down the boulevard
  I aint gonna take that dame with me
  Shes full of malarkey
  Just as soon as its dark, Ill get a one-way token
  On the first thing smokin out of town
  And Im goin out to East St. Louis, Kansas City, and Chicago
  Wichita, New Orleans, Baton Rouge, Miami, Florida
  Downtown Tulsa, Champaigne-Urbana
  Bangor, all aboard, Houston and Atlanta
  Goin to Joliet, Bernadette, maybe Philadelphia
  Picket out to Tittsburgh , any burgh, hamburger
  Springfield Junction, Primrose Lane
  I may get me a nose-job and change my name
  Cause she drinks all my liquor and she steals all the covers
  And she swears like a sailor
  If I ever have to bail her out of jail again, Im gonna lose my mind
  Who needs the aggravation
  Charlie, take me to the station
  Get a one-way token on the first thing smokin out of town
  And go out to East St. Louis, Kansas City, and Chicago
  Wichita, New Orleans, Baton Rouge, Miami, Florida
  Downtown Tulsa, Champaigne-Urbana
  Bangor, all aboard, Houston and Atlanta
  Goin to Joliet, Bernadette, maybe Philadelphia
  Picket out to Tittsburgh, any burgh, cheeseburger
  Springfield Junction, Primrose Lane
  I may get me a nose-job and change my name