text: Well I hung on to Marys stump
  I danced with a soldiers glee
  With a rum-soaked crook and a big fat laugh
  I spent my last dollar on thee
  I saw Bill Bones, I gave him a yell
  Kehoe spiked the nog
  With a chainlink fence
  And a scrap-iron jaw
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn
  With a one-eyed stolen Mare
  Donned himself with chicken fat
  Sawin on a jawbone violin there
  Kathleen was sittin down
  In little Reds Recovery Room
  In her criminal underwear bra
  I was naked to the waist
  With my fierce black hound
  And Im cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
  Fill it with madrone and bay
  Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain
  Dont give a hoot what they say
  Gotta slap that hog, roll him over twice
  Gotta baste him with a sweeping broom
  You gotta swat them flies and chain up the dogs
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Rattlesnake piccata with grapes and figs
  Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
  Taint the mince meat filagree
  And it aint the turkey neck stew
  And it aint them bruleed okra seeds
  Though she made them especially for you
  Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
  The beans got thrown to the dog
  Jahesus Christ, I can always make room
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
  Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog