text: Its warm beer and cold women, no I just dont fit in
  Every joint I stumbled into tonight, thats just how its been
  All these double-knit strangers with gin and vermouth
  And recycled stories in the naugahyde booths
  And the platinum blondes and tobacco brunettes
  Ill just be drinking to forget you, I light another cigarette
  And the bands playing something by Tammy Wynette
  And the drinks are on me tonight
  All my conversations now, Ill just be talking about you, baby
  Im boring some sailor as I try to get through
  I just want him to listen now I say thats all you have to do
  He said Im better off without you until I showed him my tattoo
  And now the moons rising, aint no time to lose
  Time to get down to drinking, tell the band to play the blues
  And the drinks are on me, Ill buy a couple rounds
  At the last ditch attempt saloon
  Warm beer and cold women, no I just dont fit in
  Every joint I stumble into tonight, thats just how its been
  All these double-knit strangers with gin and vermouth
  Receding hairlines in the naugahyde booths
  And the platinum blondes and tobacco brunettes
  Ill just be drinking to forget you, baby, I light a menthol cigarette
  And the bands playing something by Johnnie Barnette
  At the last ditch attempt saloon