text: Well I dont mind working
  Cause I used to be jerking off
  Most of my time in the the bars
  I been a cabby and a stock clerk
  And a soda fountain jock jerk
  And a manic mechanic on cars
  Its nice work if you can get it
  Now who the hell said it
  I got money to spend on my girl
  But the work never stops
  And Ill be busting my chops
  Working for Joe & Sal
  And I cant wait to get off work
  And see my baby
  She said shed leave the porch lite
  On for me
  Im disheveled Im disdainful
  Im distracted and its painful
  But this job sweeping up here is
  Gainfully employing me tonight
  Tom do this Tom do that
  Tom dont do that
  Count the cash clean the oven
  Dump the trash oh your lovin
  Is a rare and a copasetic gift
  Im a moonlight watchmanic
  Its hard to be romantic
  (sweeping up over by the
  Cigarette machine
  Sweeping up over by the cigarette machine)
  And cant wait to get off work
  And see my baby
  Shell be waiting up with a magazine for me
  Clean the bathrooms, clean um good
  Oh youre lovin I wish you would
  Come down here and sweepameoffmyfeet
  This broomll have to be my baby
  If I hurry I just might
  Get off before the dawns early light