text: Why be sweet? Why be careful? Why be kind?
  A man has only one thing on his mind
  Why ask politely? Why go lightly? Why say please?
  They only want to get you on your knees
  Theres a few things I never could believe
  A woman when she weeps
  A merchant when he swears
  A thief who says hell pay
  A lawyer when he cares
  A snake when he is sleeping
  A drunkard when he prays
  I dont believe you go to heaven when youre good
  And everything goes to hell anyway
  Laissez-faire, mi amour, cest la vie
  Shall I return to shore or swim back out to sea?
  The world dont care what a sailor does in the town
  Its hanging in the windows by the pound
  I dont believe you go to heaven when youre good
  And everything goes to hell anyway
  I only want to hear your purr and to hear you moan
  You have another man who brings the money home
  I dont want dishes in the sink
  Dont ask me what I feel or what I think
  Theres a few things I never could believe
  A woman when she weeps
  A merchant when he swears
  A thief who says hell pay
  A lawyer when he cares
  A snake when he is sleeping
  A drunkard when he prays
  I dont believe you go to heaven when youre good
  Everything goes to hell anyway
  Everything goes to hell anyway
  Everything goes to hell anyway