text: Ladies and gentlemen!
  Harrys Harbour Bizarre is proud to present under the big top tonight, Human Oddities
  Thats right, youll see the three-headed baby
  Youll see Hitlers brain
  See Leah Graff, the German midget who sat in J.P. Morgans lap
  Youll see Priscilla Bajano, the monkey woman
  JoJo, the dog-face boy
  Jim Milton Malone, the human skeleton
  Thats right, ladies and gentlemen!
  See Grace McDaniels, the mule-faced woman
  And shes the homeliest woman in the world
  Under the big top tonight, never before seen
  And if you have a heart condition, please be warned
  Dont forget to visit our snack bar at Charleston Grotto
  All sales are final
  Void where prohibited by law
  Youll see Sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms
  Youll see Johnny Eck, the man born without a body
  He walks on his hands, he has his own orchestra, and is an excellent pianist
  See Gerd Bessler, the human pincushion
  And dont forget its Ladies Night here at Harrys Harbour Bizarre
  Youll see KoKo, the bird girl
  Mortando, the human fountain
  Step a little closer, ladies and gentlemen, and dont be shy
  Dig deep in your pockets
  Youll see Radion, the human torso
  Deep from the jungles of Africa
  Ladies and gentlemen
  Harrys Harbor Bizarre
  Ladies and gentlemen
  Harrys Harbor Bizarre