text: I was always eh, kinda want to like consider myself kind of a pioneer of the palette
  A restaurateur if you will
  Ive wined, dined, sipped and supped in some of the most demonstrably beamer
  Epitomable bistros in the Los Angles metropolitan region
  Yeah, Ive had strange looking patty melts at Norms
  Ive had dangerous veal cutlets at the Copper Penny
  Well what you get is a breaded salsbury steak in a shake-n-bake
  And topped with a provocative sauce of Velveeta and uh, half-n-half
  Smothered with Campbells tomato soup
  See I have kinda of a uh...well I order my veal cutlet
  Christ it left the plate and it walked down to the end of the counter
  Waitress, ? shes wearing those rhinestone glasses with the little pearl thing clipped on the sweater
  My veal cutlet come down, tried to beat the shit out of my cup of coffee
  Coffee just wasnt strong enough to defend itself