text: Liar, liar with your pants on fire
  White spades hangin on the telephone wire
  Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line
  Youll never recognize yourself on Heartattack and Vine
  Doctor, lawyer, beggarman, thief
  Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief
  If you want a taste of madness, youll have to wait in line
  Youll probably see someone you know on Heartattack and Vine
  Boneys high on china white, Shorty found a punk
  Dont you know there aint no devil? Theres just God when hes drunk
  Well this stuffll probably kill you, lets do another line
  What you say you meet me down on Heartattack and Vine?
  See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top
  With the pedal pushers, sucking on a soda pop
  Well I bet shes still a virgin, but its only twenty-five till nine
  You can see a million of em on Heartattack and Vine
  Better off in Iowa, against your scrambled eggs
  Than crawling down Cahuenga on a broken pair of legs
  Youll find your ignorance is blissful every goddamn time
  Youre waitin for the RTD on Heartattack and Vine
  Boneys high on china white, Shorty found a p-p-punk
  Dont you know there aint no devil? Theres just God when hes drunk
  Well this stuffll probably kill you, lets do another line
  What you say you meet me down on Heartattack and Vine?
  Liar, liar with your pants on fire
  White spades hangin on the telephone wire
  Gamblers reevaluate along the dotted line
  Youll never recognize yourself on Heartattack and Vine
  Doctor, lawyer, beggarman, thief
  Philly Joe remarkable looks on in disbelief
  If you want a taste of madness, youll have to wait in line
  Youll probably see someone you know on Heartattack and Vine
  See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top
  With the pedal pushers, sucking on a soda pop
  Well I bet shes still a virgin, but its only twenty-five till nine
  You can see a million of em on Heartattack and Vine
  Boneys high on china white, Shorty found a punk
  Dont you know there aint no devil? Theres just God when hes drunk
  Well this stuff will probably kill you, lets do another line
  What you say you meet me down on Heartattack and Vine?