text: Good morning mister snip snip snip
  With your hair cut just as short as mine
  Good morning mister snip snip snip
  With your hair cut just as short as mine
  Bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks
  Shoeshine jawbreaker magazine racks
  Hanging round the barber shop a side-burning close crop
  Morning Mr. Ferguson, whats the good word with you?
  Staying out of trouble like a good boy should
  I see youre still cutting hair, Im still cutting classes
  I got a couple passes to the ringle bros barn bail circus afternoon
  You lost a little round the middle and youre looking real good
  Sitting on the wagon instead of under the hood
  Whats the low-down Mr. Brown? I heard your boys leaving town
  I bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue
  Throw me over the sports page, Cincinnati looking good
  I always been for Pittsburgh and I lay you 10 to 1
  The Pirates get the pennant and the Series before theyre done
  The hairs getting longer, you know the skirts are getting shorter
  And dont you know that you can get a cheaper haircut
  If you wanna cross the border
  If your mama saw you smoking well shed kick your ass
  Now you put it out you juvenile and put it out fast
  Well if I had a million dollars what would I do
  Id probably be a barber not a bum like you
  Still got your paper route now thats just fine
  And you can pay me double because you gypped me last time
  And dont you know that you can keep a little circus money
  And spend it on a girl
  And just remember that I give the best haircuts
  In the whole wide world
  I give the best haircuts in the whole wide world
  Good morning mister snip snip snip
  With your hair cut just as short as mine
  Good morning mister snip snip snip
  With your hair cut just as short as mine