text: I stood on the roof of Stuarts old Dodge
  To get a better look at the Fledderjohns lodge
  Bait shop pistols and ammo too
  Nothing but books about World War II
  Rottweiler doberman, a Pinkerton guard
  I aint allowed in Buzz Fledderjohns yard
  I aint allowed
  No, I aint allowed
  I said I aint allowed in Buzz Fledderjohns yard
  I seen a python swallowing a doberman whole
  Piranha swimming in a mixing bowl
  Paper is full of stabbings, the sky is full of crows
  Shes singing in Italian while shes hanging out her clothes
  Carp in the bathtub and its raining real hard
  I aint allowed in Buzz Fledderjohns yard
  I said that I aint allowed
  No, I aint allowed
  No, I aint allowed in Buzz Fledderjohns yard
  Well a sailors ringing doorbells, the sinners in the pew
  Weather vane squeaking to the west
  I seen the cliffs of Dover and the deepest ocean blue
  One thing in the world I cant recommend to you
  Cause I aint allowed
  I said I aint allowed
  No I aint allowed in Buzz Fledderjohns yard
  I said I aint allowed
  No, I aint allowed
  I aint allowed in Buzz Fledderjohns yard
  I aint allowed
  I aint allowed
  I said I aint allowed in Buzz Fledderjohns yard