text: Well, my Mama didnt want me
  On the day I was born
  I was born without a body
  I got nothin but scorn
  But I always loved music
  All I had was my hands
  I dreamed Id be famous
  And Id work at The Sands
  Singing
  Tabletop Joe
  Tabletop Joe
  How everyone will know Tabletop Joe
  I had trouble with the pedals
  But I had a strong left hand
  And I could play Stravinsky
  On a Baby Grand
  I said Im gonna join the circus
  Cause thats where I belong
  So I went to Coney Island
  I was singing this song
  Tabletop Joe
  Tabletop Joe
  Now everyone knows Tabletop Joe
  They gave me top billing
  In the Dreamland show
  I had my own orchestra
  Starring Tabletop Joe
  And the man without a body
  Proved everyone wrong
  I was rich and I was famous
  I was where I belonged
  Tabletop Joe
  Tabletop Joe
  Now everyone knows Tabletop Joe