text: My baby left me and I feel so bad
  I lost the best girl that I ever had
  You ask me why I feel so blue
  But youd feel the same way if it happened to you
  She didnt leave me on Monday
  She didnt leave me on Tuesday
  She didnt leave me on Wednesday
  She didnt leave me on Thursday
  She didnt leave me on Friday
  She didnt leave me on Saturday
  She went and left me on Trash Day
  My baby left me on Trash Day
  She went and left me on Trash Day
  She didnt leave me on Monday
  She didnt leave me on a Tuesday
  She didnt leave me on no Wednesday, babe
  She could have left me on a Thursday
  No no no no, it was Trash Day
  It was goddamn Trash Day
  My baby left me on a Trash Day
  And thats why Im smellin like a brewery, and Im lookin like a tramp
  And I aint got a quarter, I got a postage stamp
  I got a five oclock shadow boxin all around the town
  Talkin with the old men sleepin on the ground
  Bazanti bootin al zootin al hoot and Al Cohn
  And Im sharin this apartment with a telephone pole
  Fishnet stockings and spike heel shoes
  Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
  Porno floor show, live nude girls
  Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
  Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose
  Raisin my rent, take off all your clothes
  Because my baby left me and I feel so bad
  I lost the best girl that I ever had
  Go on and ask me why I feel so blue
  Youd feel the same way if it happened to you
  She couldve left me on a Monday
  She couldve left me on a Tuesday
  She couldve left me on a Thursday
  Or a Friday, or a Saturday
  No, she went and left me on Trash Day
  My baby left me on Trash Day
  She went and left me on Trash Day
  Trash Day
  Big John Thomassie on the trash cans!
  Oh, Trash Day
  Trash Day
  Trash Day
  Goddamn Trash Day
  Trash Day