text: Well Eddie Graces Buick got four bullet holes in the side
  And Charlie DeLisle is sittin at the top of an avocado tree
  Mrs. Storm will stab you with a steak knife, if you step on her lawn
  I got a half a pack of Lucky Strikes, man, so come along with me
  Lets fill our pockets with macadamia nuts
  And go over to Bobby Goodmansons and jump off the roof
  Well Hilda plays strip poker with the Mummers cross the street
  Joey Navinski says she put her tongue in his mouth
  And Dicky Faulkners got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers
  That eucalyptus is a hunchback, theres a wind down from the south
  So let me tie you up with kite string, Ill show you the scabs on my knee
  Watch out for the broken glass, put your shoes and socks on
  And come along with me
  Lets follow that fire truck, I think your house is burnin down
  And go down to the hobo jungle and kill some rattlesnakes with a trowel
  And well break all the windows in the old Anderson place
  Well steal a bunch of boysenberries and Ill smear em on your face
  Ill get a dollar from my mamas purse and buy that skull and crossbones ring
  And you can wear it round your neck on an old piece of string
  Then well spit on Ronnie Arnold and flip him the bird
  And slash the tires on the school bus, now dont say a word
  Ill take a rusty nail and scratch your initials in my arm
  And Ill show you how to sneak up on the roof of the drugstore
  Ill take the spokes from your wheelchair and a magpies wings
  And Ill tie em to your shoulders and your feet
  Ill steal a hacksaw from my dad and cut the braces off your legs
  And well bury them tonight out in the cornfield
  Just put a church key in your pocket, well hop that freight train in the hall
  Well slide all the way down the drain to New Orleans in the fall