text: Well lets see
  We had the eh Fairlane
  Then the u-joints went out on that
  And the bushings
  And then your mother wanted
  To trade it in on the Toronado
  So we got the Toronado
  God I hated the color of that son of a bitch
  The dog destroyed the upholstery on the Ford
  Boy that was long before you were born
  We called it the yellowbird
  Two-door three on the tree
  Tight little mother
  Threw a rod
  Sold it to Jacobs for a hundred dollars
  Now the special eh, four-holer
  Youve never seen body panels line up like that
  Overhead cam, dual exhaust
  You know I had
  Lets see I had
  Four Buicks, loved em all
  Now your Uncle Emmet
  Well he drives a Thunderbird
  It used to belong to your Aunt Evelyn
  Well she ruined it
  Drove it to Indiana
  With no gear oil
  That was the end of that
  Sold that Cadillac to your mom
  Your mom loved that Caddy
  Independent rear suspension
  Landau top
  Good tires
  Gas hog
  I swear it had the power to repair itself
  I loved the Olds
  Dan Steele used to give em to me at a discount
  Showroom models and that
  And then there was the Pontiac and
  God, I loved that Pontiac
  Well, it was kind of an oxblood god
  But it kinda handled so beautifully
  Yeah, I miss that car
  Well, that was a long time ago
  A long time ago