text: I stood on the roof
  Of Stuarts old Dodge
  To get a better look
  At the Fledderjohns Lodge
  Bait shop, pistols, and ammo too
  Nothing but books about W.W.II
  Rottweiler, Doberman Pinkerton guard
  I aint allowed in Buzz Fledderjohns yard
  I aint allowed
  No, I aint allowed
  I aint allowed
  In Buzz Fledderjohns yard
  I seen a python swallow a Doberman whole
  Piranha swimmin in a mixing bowl
  Papers full of stabbings
  The skys full of crows
  Shes singin in Italian
  While shes hanging out her clothes
  Carp in the bathtub
  And its raining real hard
  I aint allowed in Buzz Fledderjohns yard
  I aint allowed
  No, I aint allowed
  I aint allowed
  In Buzz Fledderjohns yard
  Well a sailors ringing doorbells
  Sinners in the pew
  The weather vane squeaking to the west
  I seen the Cliffs of Dover
  And the deepest oceans blue
  The one thing in the world
  I can recommend to you
  Cause I aint allowed
  No, I aint allowed
  No, I aint allowed
  In Buzz Fledderjohns yard