text: Since I was a kid I had this dream
  I want to be a tough guy, wide and mean
  Flying bullets, flying fists
  Born to ride and to be kissed
  Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride
  Any horse and any bride
  Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town
  Beat you up and shoot you down
  I wear my blue jeans very tight
  Please the ladies every night
  They put money in my hat
  Makes their husbands so upset
  Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride
  Any horse and any bride
  Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town
  Beat you up and shoot you down
  Cowboy, cowboy never die
  Feels no pain, never cries
  Cowboy, you get all the chicks
  Big, big horses and big dicks
  Was never wild, never mean
  Never joined a cowboy scene
  I just ride my rocking chair
  Hide my teeth in tupperware
  Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad
  Vomit in your cowboy hat
  Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun
  Lost the bullets, fuck your gun
  Cowboy, cowboy, we died
  Every night I have to cry
  Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick
  Drunken horse and shrunken dick