text: Out drinkin with my boys late night
  Come home to my lady past midnight
  She waitin up, she throwin me shade
  We havin words, this is what she said
  She said Im out too late, she pushed me away
  There aint nothin in the world that I can say
  So Im sleepin on the couch tonight
  She got me on the couch tonight
  I did wrong, but I meant to do right
  Now Im sleepin on the couch tonight
  Im sleepin on the couch
  Workin late, makin paper, hittin deadlines
  Comin home, now its crawlin in to bed time
  I pull the sheet, she tellin me no
  I asked her why, but I already know
  Im on the couch tonight
  She got me on the couch tonight
  She in bed all tucked in tight
  But Im sleepin on the couch tonight
  Im sleepin on the couch
  We make dinner like lovers do
  I pour her wine
  And Im sleepin on the couch tonight
  She got me on the couch tonight
  Dont seem too fair this time
  Im sleepin on the couch tonight
  She got me on the couch
  I wake her up with roses on the bed
  Tell her all the sweet thoughts in my head
  She roll her eyes and—
  Im sleepin on the couch tonight
  She got me on the couch
  I buy her Prada
  Say I love her mama
  She says Im—
  Sleepin on the couch tonight
  She got me on the couch
  I say hello, and—
  Im sleepin on the couch tonight
  Im sleepin on the couch tonight
  She got me on the—
  Girl, we all make mistakes, its true
  Tell me what I gotta do
  To get back into bed with you
  What did I ever do to you?
  Oh
  Whatd I do, girl?
  Cheated on me almost every day
  True
  I caught you cheatin on me yesterday
  You did
  You even cheated on me on my couch
  Yes
  And thats why your ass is in the doghouse
  Fair
  I aint mad about you workin late
  Good
  But you got ten credit cards in my name
  Word
  You maxed em out, now my credits bad
  Right
  And whyd you take out life insurance on me?
  We broke up five years ago
  And?
  I got married to another guy
  And?
  Hes sick of you crashin here
  And?
  You really gotta stop comin over here!
  What?
  You really cant keep comin here, bud
  I-I know you aint really got a place to stay, but we... We got kids!
  Yeah, but—
  No, no buts!
  Its gotta stop, okay?!
  Yeah
  All right, well, see you round
  Guess Im sleepin in my car tonight
  Sleepin in my ca
  You cant park in the driveway, bud, you can—
  Come on, you gotta go
  Lets go
  Alright
  You dont have to stand there and watch me leave
  No, I dont have to, but Im gonna