text: Riding on my bicycle
  I saw a motorcrash
  A proper motorcrash
  And lots of spectators
  I rushed to the centre
  Saw the injured parents
  Cuts on the children
  An awful motorcrash
  Dangerous motorcrash
  Terribly bloody motorcrash
  Destructive motorcrash
  Oh, oh, oh
  Took the mother
  Sneaked with her secretly
  Went to my home
  And nursed her gently
  Put on her bandages, gave her
  Milk and biscuits
  She sighed pleasantly after this
  Awful motorcrash
  Its a dangerous dangerous motorcrash
  Terribly bloody motorcrash
  Destructive motorcrash
  Oh, oh, oh
  That girl on that bicycle showed great interest
  In all the motorcrashes in the neighbourhood
  She looked quite innocent
  Then we disguised ourselves
  Took a taxi to her home
  When her husband answered the door
  She introduced herself, he said
  Where have you been all this time?
  Oh, oh, oh
  But believe you me
  I know what innocence looks like
  But she showed increased interest
  After she got that bicycle